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>>542322475Ugly dyke
VISIT A MANHATTAN CAFE
Apples
>less than 3 days til summer banners
>>542322475Ryan love
>>542322509doesnt anime teios ult suck major fuckin ass?
>>542321542But then why is Angling good for it? Are there like... Corners past the final corner...?
>>542322475Sex with BoysThat includes Fuji, Vodka, Ryan and obviously Chev
It's actually incredible how much whales have pretended blockushin is useless. The only frontrunners i lose against with my x/x/900/x/900 blockushin is leviathans with 1200/x/1200/x/x
>>542322585but I HATE New York
/Umagg/ danchou, what our officer meant, I think, is about getting a banner for the club list that this anon made >>542193510
So currently I keep being told "you need to run multiple fronts"Does this stop when maruzensky comes out? I keep seeing people suggest her with multiple debuffers or shit like that
I didn't know Blockzensky was a thing
>>542322863Front runners push other front runners. She can be ran solo but won't be as strong but there is team compositions to keep in mind
>>542322805PLEASE VISIT THE INSIDES OF THIS MANHATTAN CAFE
Bouquet
Why does the larger Oguri not simply eat the smaller one?
>>542322673Isn't corner connosseiur never gonna proc on last corner since it works like maestro?
>>542321874you don't need spurt? can i know the reason?
>>542322783mines only lost to fucking falcos. Somehow they always pull it off even with inferior skills/stats
>>542322863No. And shortly after, in fact, once V.Bourbon joins the party, it may very well be them two all over the place for a while.
How the fuck does Tachyon have more fan art than anyone else by a FUCKING MILE
>>542322959>no groundworkthink thats just a retard, anonHonestly this CM has had a SIGNIFICANT decrease in quality opponents. I'm dominating this CM and I am absolutely not a powerful player - I thought all the casuals were quitting?
>>542323049spurt only activates on straights on the final leg, but by the time you hit a straight on hanshin 2200 you're past the acceleration phase and it does nothing
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after she finishes a runsniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracen
sex
>>542322683>>542322797>>Her unique sucks fucks and she's useless without Red Shift.The only redeeming quality that unique has is hijacking the BGM.>>542323049Straight is outside the accel zone for Leo. Check on Umulator with/without. It's useless.
>>542322718Late-race starts during the very end of the final corner still. Angling activates during a corner (doesn't even have to be final corner) in the late-race.
>>542323146Just LOOK AT THIS
>>542323175>>542323198thanks
>>542322959you can block with any front. The reason baku is chosen is because her career is all sprint/mile so makes success rate much higher
>>542322959"Blockuzensky" really rolls off the tongue.
>>542323121>shortly afterv.bourbon is in 2026, anon
>>542323179>sweet smelling buttThere are no sweet smelling asses, ritual butt-sniffing poster.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oN0ZOBa__10
>>542323318Time moves faster as you get older, young buck.
>>542323027The smaller one would eat her from the inside out
>>542323263And her unique is a giant middle finger to anyone trying to overtake her
>>542322904the director is not skinnyfat how dare you
So what's your favorite gaslights ITTFor me it's>failed whales telling doubters to go graded because "even when losing the rewards are better">Pasa is bad / worse than Seiun, especially Monk El >Pace Chasers are worthless this CM>dont run Blockushin run a real front ace instead
>>542323245how do I find this page
>>542323440I'm 37, stop making excuses
>>542323163Umm, blindbro...?
>>542323027it would create a singularity on earth
>>542323049>>542323250spurt is a backup skill. consider the case if your uma is still not max speed by last spurt, spurt can help give that final push. nice to have if you can't think of any other skills, but not important
>>542322863for the cm4 she can stand alone but I'm sure bringing like sky with her (even loaded with debuffs) is a good team
>>542323476I went graded because I'm somehow too shit and stupid not to make anything under at least B+ consistently. Either it's failed C and below dog shit or B+/A.
>>542323479https://danbooru.donmai.us/tagsCan do the same filter for any game
>>542323494Then why do you sound 14?
>>542323146>>542323245almost like theyre all in animes with major screentime or something...
>>542323476>>Pasa is bad / worse than Seiun, especially Monk El>>Pace Chasers are worthless this CMWitgod told everyone to run Pace Pasa. Again, /uma/ didn't listen, they'd rather listen to sloptubers.
>>542323163I mean shittier people means casuals are still playing for the rewards and love of the game. It's the crashouts that left>>542323146She's the star of the latest movie
>>542323665but she's not that pretty...
>>542323476oh forgot>debuffers are useless this CM
>>542323146>The internet is FILLED with beta cuck males>Korea and Japan is all over getting used by woman (mentally) stronger than themAlmost like everyone became gigantic fags
>>542323358I choose to believe in the impossible
>>542323627Again with the excuses, you don't need to start calling people "sonny" or "young buck" to signify your age
>>542323476I haven't seen a single pace win in 40 matches.
Can someone post the Sirius webm pls
How'd we do today?>>542323476>>dont run Blockushin run a real front ace insteadIt's not a gaslight. Building a Blockushin that is an effective blocker is arguably harder than just trying your hand at a Front ace. You need all the same sparks and hints. You have to get all the mid-race skills. And then sabotage perfect inspiration with building a loser.I've never lost to one. Any idiot I see running one is usually running their own Front ace, and if they do somehow manage to block my front...Neicha decides she wins today.In 40 races I've only seen ONE built properly that completely and utterly cucked every single front runner. And then blocked her own toreina's pace and late. Schadenfreude.
>>542323027Imma cap Oguri's ass with my peepee.
>>542322732You're forgetting one of the best boys(girl)
>>542322904
>>542323476As long as you're not retarded, graded is probably betterFantasy Pasa is not that good (for this CM), that's true. Front Pasa is really good.Pace Chasers are good but they require more work than a late surger and about the same luck, so unless you're running Pace Pasa you're better off doing front or lateReal mofos run blockushin + front Pasa
>>542323723Tachyon? Her design isn't particularly memorable from a glance especially with brown hair. But her eyes skyrocket her profile. They're simple yet very memorable and impactful at the same time
I am Chevachi and my Danchou is Kitasan
>4/5 - 4/5 - 3/5 - 2/5number of times I jobbed to Ace Daiwa is little worryingthey always come with 3* Grass too
>>542323928I. Don't. Care. For. Opera.
>>542323794Based bugmen culture still being the god of misogynist.
>>542323546Very exquisite gaslight you have there sir
>>542323917>building blockushin is hardlmeow took me 3 runs
This skill is bait, right?
>>542323959A blush so violent it lights up the entire room
>>542323794>implying the world is Korea and Japan
Cafe cute
>>542324203Post skills. I'm not convinced she's blocking anything other than goobers that didn't read the assignment.
>>542324257When it comes to anime fan art? Yeah might as well be
>>542324218Yesn't. Biggest problem is it's only 1.2s.
>R1>4 wins in open than 2 wins in graded>5 wins in open is better than 3 wins in graded>R2>4 wins in open is basically identical to 3 wins in graded>5 wins in open is far better than 4 wins in graded>Open group A is basically identical to Graded group B rewards>Finals>Open Group A finals are almost identical to Graded Group B finals minus just a few caratstruly the gaslight of all time
>>542324145That's fucked up...
>>542323917I forgot to count, but definitely 10 under
>>542323992>Boss I know what you are wondering, "Where are the DD soldiers we recruited a week ago?" And well let me tell you, we worked out a deal with a petite little girl that reminded me of Paz, she promised me that we would work out a burger joint if I loaned her some soldiers, trust me boss mother base needs this.
>>542323723For me I just find her to be a really cool character after watching the movie. Also I like her dynamic with Cafe. Also I like that she pretends to be a scientist, when we all know its just blue gatoraid in those vials
Random question guys, I'm mid-career so hard to checkin team trials, what length is the dirt race? Mile? Medium? Does it change?
>>542324017read >>542324367retardation has nothing to do with it, if you didn't pull for cards graded is completely hopeless
>>542324508Mile
>>542324508Mega ultra long1200 stam + 3 gold needed
WHY DID YOU RETARDS TELL ME TO SKIP FALCO??????
>>542324375The fan art is what saves her for me, can't be asked to give a shit for her anime form however.
>>542324367Sounds to me like you're just trying to fool people into leaving Graded.
>>542323917Worst than yestereday, I should have switched up when I queued
>>542324508Sprints
>>542324572thanks
>>542323917Oh. Should've added the # of races run since those % can get confusing.30% Bobo ran all 20 races todayVodka and Neicha both ran all 40.10 yesterday for Falco, 5 for the other Bobo and Jobiama.>>5423245081800m, Mile.
>>542324609Umamusume is a wit game
>>542324508It's a medium and it doesn't change
love me girls
>you cant get a good statline by just bumrushing speed to level 5 before classic year. Think about the bonds, the bonds!!!!! >What do you mean the bonds tend to fall on speed anyway? Nooooo Training effectiveness is a BAD STAT you should cleat your golshi NOW
What's an example of a blatant "tits too big the game" hors
>>542324536if you didn't pull for cards, you're retarded
>>542323917Doing better than I ever thought I would, but still nervous about not getting a win in the next round
>>542324508>>542324720it's mile
>>542324508In TT, always Mile, but varying distances within it.Have fun figuring out which of these replies is fucking with you.
I'm safe, right?
>>542324753some people start late and are smart enough to save for real banners you know
>>542324664Weird, I did better. 3, 3, 4, 3.>>542324779>Ace Bakushin>King HaloRespect. I hope you get 3 wins tomorrow toreina-san.
>>542324779>a+ kingu
Is this any good?
>tenno sho>late start, no focus activationIt's over
>>542325146SEX
My pace pasa is winning quite a good amount... i trusted the witgod and he gave me wins
>>542325001yeah
Horses are DUMB
>>542325001Not universally. Depends on what you're trying to get from gaining ground in mid.
>>542322504I'd have to deal with the crybaby, but she and big head are hot. I'd make the sacrifice.
>>542325184post cards
>65% on round 1their performaces are all over the placeRed shift is so much more gamble than I thought bwos
>>542325184You don't run any fronts I assume?
>>542324536Sure, if you literally cannot compete whatsoever, either because your deck is concentrated ass or because you simply don't have the time/willpower to try and your TT umas suck, go to open league.
>>542325245Some of them are way dumber.
>>542325356Just F2P cards with lucky lb on power cards, nothing special>>542325476Blockushin is what gives me my pasa wins
>mood down>mood down>night owl>mood down>slackerwas Bancho this moody in real life too?
>it took the CM actually happening for /uma/ to realize King was a legit choiceIt's also hilarious that she went under the radar of all gaslight tier lists out there
I love Golshi and Golshi loves me.
I think we should kill King Halo's mom:kek~1:Click to react:96slip:Click to react:kek:Click to reactAdd ReactionEditForwardMore
So we all agree that 601 stamina for Cancer was a gaslight, right?I've seen Umas with fucking 400 stam winning by several lengths already.
>>542325883My Kingu runs were unlucky back-to-back so I just slotted her in my TT sprints and called it a day
>>542325937Such a fucking harlot
>>542326029
>>542326145>>542325937Meta is whatever, this right here is why I'm rolling for Summer Maruzen
>>542325295
1. does which slot your parents are in (pink/blue) actually matter? I remember seeing a while back it affected which sparks you'd get from which but don't know if that was placebo2. is it viable to build good parents for a certain style and for a certain length separately then just combine them for aces or am I doomed to spend two weeks grinding parents every CM
>>542323476The best is the two-for-one "Only whales can make front runners. Everyone else needs to make Blockushin if they don't want to lose to whales."
Doto will die during his banner.
>>542326030The stamina/guts bullshit is just very convenient minmaxing as it is just enough HP for basically every style but pace
>>542325827you're honestly just having a bad run. Ive done a lot of bancho runs and shes generally less moody than most
Some of you guys are alright.Don't queue up tonight
sub 20% winrate is oshi tier tho
>>542326030Yeppers. Even umalator says 400 is enough for pace. Not sure why everyone believed 600 stam kek.
>>542326459I kneel
>>542326515
>>542326030I've seen my Seiun with 646 stamina, 335 guts and single circle standard distance run out of stamina before due to hitting a 12 second rushed window.
>>542325561>>542324650idk I have been calculating and mulling it over but basically because of how rewards double for getting 5 wins compared to 4 wins unless you can guarantee several 5 win runs and make atleast 2nd in A final (which you can get completely fucked on by RNG) going graded is a complete waste of time and effort The upper ceiling for graded is equivalent to around 4500-5000 carats (assuming around 90% wr with variance), while the upper ceiling for open is around 2500-2700If you however drop just 10% wr of the graded result and only make 2nd in A Final the ceiling immediately plummets to 3400-3750, 3rd it's 2300-2650 (already worse than open)Now if your winrate goes any lower than that and you cant get a single 5-0 you're already looking at much worse rewards than a decent run in open would give you and in open league your only limitation is quite literally your intelligenceSo not only is Open much more fun in terms of decision making, it also completely eliminates getting hosed by whales while also making preperation a lot more bearable
>>542326030600 stamina was always for the supposed course bonus, not to actually survive, but that detail got lost in the chinese whispers super quickly
>>542326030If a single neicha is in the lobby, most fronts will gas out and get devoured by the lates
>>542326631>witlet fronthave you tried building a proper front
>>5423262761. no2. yes, but with fewer relevant distance sparks it means you'll need to do more runs to hit distance S plus the stat goals
Does grass wonder get an alt where she changes her hairstyle or something?
>>542326594Is he dying from laughter reading a comment or is that his comment?I'm not big into grifter lore.I'm glad to have a proof for myself that people who use term "oshi" are retards though
>>542326632tl;dr if you cannot guarantee 80%+ wr in groups and make atleast 2nd in A finals you should've gone open desuthis game sucks wth
>>542327010he wept on stream after he won last JP CM, and then later mentioned that he quit college for gacha. He is quite serious.
>>542327010I'm sorry you don't know what love is bro
https://imgur.com/a/lBeAYecHow is your ace doing? My seiun sky is doing pretty good as long she doesn't get slow start or bad mood or a combination of both.
>>542326030The gaslight was that it was required. But every smart player knew it wasn't mandatory. We already knew this in CM2
>>542326932As danchou, I will pull for Genesis when she comes out and I will put her as my profile uma
>>542326632If it did not require going through a clanky spreadsheet at the end of career to make sure you stay under B+, Open League would be a lot more palatable. Alas, peak obfuscation and complete lack of QoL seems to be cornerstones of JP game design
https://youtu.be/7uwXrfXeq5g?si=YaN0HjqW9gVxik31
>>542326709Her rushed chance is 12.97% at 628 wit, even at 1200 you've still got 9.74%.
>>542327197Why are you posting a link
>>542326632but I would need to actually think for Open while I can just auto-select in graded and get 2nd in Finals A (that's what I got for both CM1 and CM2)
>>5423273634chan blocked my IP range from posting image. It's stupid.
>>542324218It helps you overtake to get you into 2nd for plancha. Or works as a carryover speed.
>>542327134Well, if you're ONLY doing it for the rewards, anyhow.
>>542327268The audio is beautiful but the mouth movement on Suzuka is a little scary
>>542327445sad
Do you take Angling on a Blockushin?
>>542326932Chrono got assmogged by GrassYou hate to see it
>>542327530Why not?
https://youtu.be/eO8NBToNMmM?si=UEyhd0Xmu4J4WyZC
>>542327530think for yourself
>>542327530No. Why would you? Please don’t make a blockushin if you dont understand the concept.
>>542327271>13% chance to get a strong mid race velocity boostthat's pretty nice
>>542327530You should be using every single skill point on early/mid-race velocity skills. A&S is for winning. Blockushin is not trying to win.
>>542327530You need to play open league with questions like these
>>542327530If you have the points, why not. I take it to signal to the other frontkeks that this is where they would've won if you weren't cucks or ran Falcon which I have failed to block once
>>542327617@gruck, should I report this for spam?
>>542327617I love that last panel
>earlier today>slacker debuff into mandatory race into summer>an hour ago>it happens again>just now>it happens again before the other summer, I have a turn to save it though>infirmary>infirmary failsthis must be the game's way of telling me something, I'm just not sure what
>>542327568thinking about this, what are considered the "ideal" three sizes in JapanIm thinking both of them come pretty close
>>542326345Thanks for the reminder to update this
>>542326632while this analysis holds water, you could just as easily get rng fucked outta open 5/5s and open finals. Thats my take
>>542323917I tried building an ace Bakushin after making a Blockushin but couldn't get the right hints, groundwork inspiration, mid-race overtake or Fast Learner all on one
>>542327530think about it for just a second anonsmall hint: your blockushin has abysmal speed
>>542327530i did, it helps fuck with pace
am i gonna make it
>>542323917Pretty happy. I basically spent all my prep time making a good ace falcon but the last minute sky and front pasa I made still put in a lot of work and helped falco shine more
>>542323917>I've never lost to one.Everyone is reporting this CM level is way lower than the previous two. Also you definitely didn't participate in any /uma/ scrims
>>542327260Run a career and don't buy skills until the end.Put your stats into the calculator and see what 1 or 2 skills you can afford.Done. A single run will make an ace better than 95% of the competition in open league.It's way way way less effort than prepping for graded league and, like the other anon pointed out, unless you think you can get 1st or 2nd in graded A finals, you'll porbably get more rewards for it.900 carats for open finals is almost as good as anything else in graded and all those 5/5 finishes make up the difference.
>>542328241yes spenderbwo you ha good chance
>globalfags already falling for the "just run SMaru bro and two debuffers bro she's the strongest bro you'll 5/5 every round bro" gaslightnext CM is gonna be so entertaining
>>542328241You that desperate for (You)s?
>>542328303>Also you definitely didn't participate in any /uma/ scrimsMy Bobo won.
>>542328308>Put your stats into the calculator and see what 1 or 2 skills you can afford.If I can't watch my late proc half a dozen accels one after the order to rocket into first place, what's the point of playing the game?
>>542328442@grok make this plushie move
>1000 stamina and 2 gold recoveries was almost overkill for a 3200m track>people suggesting it for a 2200m trackgaslight dancer is truly the strongest umamusume
So how come the Leo gaslight guide overestimates stamina but not power? That one hill in Gemini already cucked a lot of people and CM4 has 2 of em.
>>542328637it's a gaslight. you already have people telling you spurt is useless here
>>542327530Yes to show dominance and to show them what they can't haveNo it's a waste of skill points.
>>542328589yeah trust me, every room will be 3 neichas, 3 mayacunny brides and 3 smarus with debuffs as well because some sloptuber said so.
>>542328071Why would pacers care about your 700 speed blockushin getting to its top speed faster. I can’t think of a single skill that this would negatively effect
>>542328483Sure thing.
>>542328637for some reason SEA guide makers think power is useless, but that's coming from the people who can't open a bottle without tools
Two lates isnt a stupid idea, right?I'm thinking 1 front blocker+Grass+Vodka, I don't think lates really block each other or do they
>>542328768When I ran her, Falco won too. Against Blockushin. Cope. You're wasting a slot on your team.
>>542328637its either everyone dies straight up or they struggle with a hill bit, nobody is churning out 14k monsters every CM unless they are the sweatiest whales on the planet.
>>542328345but i don't even have MLB kita>>542328447i'll be surprised if pace pasa carries me to cancer platinum
>>542328518watching your chad late effortlessly overtake all the virgin skill proccers
is there and updated Uma Trainer love chart?
>>542327932true kind of but I think the major RNG factor of running into whales that actually know what they're doing is removed so it's much lowerit's really just the gamble aspect of the game itself but that's also reduced by the limited amount of skills you can take
>>542328858>I don't think lates really block each other or do theyPump is the Angling of Late Surgers.
>>542328861>posting a Falcon winI guess you're just a retard, nevermind then.
Toraina-dono, don't work so hard. You should know that Gold looks better anyway.
>>542328858Not really other than only one of them can proc pump since the activation window is so small
>>542323163It's the same, just requirements are a bit harder than 'slap Gold Ship with enough stamina into the room' this time.
>>542328637It's assuming you're getting the 3-4 debuffer special which is a lot more important to watch for. The power requirements are just the bare minimum to not get completely raped by the hills.Guides even recommended a stamina specific debuffer in order to catch fags who didn't reach the stamina requirements in the first round.
>>542326459That Haru had garbage skills. All this, just to completely waste it. I mean it, it was a complete diarrhea.
Taishin is underperforming for me in CM, I'm thinking of replacing her with Oguri or Mayano. Thoughts?
rate day 2 of CM3
>>542328747Because im ensuring their brocked as long as possible?
>>542329005This honse looks a little weird.
>>542328858Skill-wise, not really, but they can literally block each other. You can sort of avoid it by giving one late more mid-race skills and the other more late-race skills, so they have some space between them during the acceleration phase
Phenomenal run...
I'M SO FUCKING SCARED YOU GUYS
>>542328986>beat Blockushin>move the goalposts>r-r-retardDilate.
>>542329005This Kita-san looks a little off...
>>542328953I have 75% WR as f2p borrower - and 7 of those losses are to inferior umas and rng brocking. So that REALLY makes me fear going 4/5 in every open
Why is Eishin's fan art so TIT FOCUSED
>>542329089End Wedding Mayano could work with Spurt and her unique increase acceleration if she's between 5 and 7, but Taishin is still straight up better with Encroaching Shadow.Late Oguri is probably easier to train with her bonus and easy career, but you'll have to run the Grass Guts card for Furious Feat.
>>542329105I forsee that I'll be faced with the same fate as I did in Gemini. I'll need to pray to Shiraoki-sama again to bless me with a pity win in round 2 again
So is Global actually dying or are people just fotm-obsessed and therefore if we aren't doing big streamer numbers then it's all over?
>>542329407It's all German women are good for
>>542329407>why do people focus on the tits of the uma who has her tits pushed directly in your face
>>542329430Not wedding just normal Mayano, and it would be end for her or Oguri.
>>542328985It’s funny how having two fronts is good even though only one of them can proc angling, but multiple lates cuck each other with pump AND blocking
>>542329459EOS in 2 weeks
>>542329257>beat an abysmal stats B+ blockushin with the most meta uma for this CM>blockushin is useless!!!You're just a future SMaru apologist
Odds yet another pasa parent runevens do an medium-focused oguri rundubs/trips try to make a mile maruzensky even though her better version is in 2 days
>>542329105placed 1/2 again 90% of wins. 75% WR, 4/5 losses were again just bad brocking rng ;\Greedy&disappointed/10
>>542328867I thought that's what career races were for
>>542329459EoS soon, just like magica record
>>5423291051/53/55/53/5It'd take a lot of luck to make A finals and I don't really want to build new aces.
>>542329005>no soundcringe
>>542329564>>542329657But enough about Blue Archive
>>54232910517/20
>>542329459the only ""big"" uma streamers were northernlion who everyone knew was just here for the fotm and various vtubers who all got filtered by CM1
>>542329540Both can work if you get spurt, pump, redshift, etc on them. I've used mtg before and wedding now. Problem is with less than A racing style rushing happens a lot more. I got rushed even last.
>>542329593And you're still a likely to block your own teammates by entering a witmaxxed Uma that fucking dies right when you need the rest of them to accelerate and NOT get blocked. Keep doing what you're doing, dumbass. More wins for me.
>>542329612alright.What's the best parent for pace oguri? I'm assuming maruzensky ?
>>542323146women love her, that's why
What ultimates actually work on Gold Ship?
>>542329459It's not dying, but getting to normal numbers for global server of anything that isn't genshit impact. The numbers game had in the beginning were an anomaly.KR and CN are doing far worse, and they aren't getting axed, so I'd nothing to worry about unless you for some reason sad about shitters leaving the game and skilled people staying
>>542329407her swimsuit could have competed with sex maru, a true travesty
>>542330027I like Maru and McQueen inherits
/Umagg/ #clublistGiven Danchou made the mistake of going to sleep after this was brought up, I have chosen a banner that captures the essence of /Umagg/'s core values and motivations.No further text needed.
>>542329806>and various vtubers who all got filtered by CM1Clio Aite still plays, she just doesn't stream it. I know she does because it says she still logs in for her dailies.
>>542330257>some nobody Pay attention to the "big" word in the reply chain, anon
>>542330289Clio's not a nobody. Hag love. Pretty sure Kaela and Reine are still playing too.
>>542330084I'd like to know as well.
>>542330289Please understand, phase fans tend to have big heads
>>542329105Hishi Amazon had good clutches. Lost like three times to A&S not proccing on the final corner despite being first. Narita Taishin got some wins too. Went 16/20, which was better than yesterday's 14/20 although yesterday was experimental day.
two questions about vodkadoes her unique work for pace chasers or are they too far up?Also, is it even good as an inheriable?
>>542329806>various vtubers who all got filtered by CM1Kaela just stopped after losing Gemini, it was just sad. Reine still plays, I have no idea about her CM results
>>542330289Eh, 4view isn't holo numbers but nothing is, most vtubers get nothing near that.
only won 39/40 :(
>>542330464It's been activating more often than not on my CM runs
>>542330440Did someone just say---
>>542330552>Kaela just stopped after losing Gemini, it was just sadI know CM1 for her was infamous for the BROCKED incident, but what happened in CM2?
OSHI GAMING
>>542330464>does her unique work for pace chasers or are they too far up?It can.>Also, is it even good as an inheriable?If you're after late race velocity, you're probably better off with Triumphant Pulse?
>two different guides ive seen says medium S is -INSANELY- important for CM4, moreso than an CM so faruh, why?
Is the upcoming Sweep card a must pull?
>>542330714remember the stamina/guts requirement of 601/301 for speed boost? it's on speed now - meaning if you hit 1200 medium S the game calculates it as if you're in 1201+.
>>542330716absolutely not, what the fuck anon? It's arguably wose than her SR version LOLWho the fuck told you it's must-pull?
what happened to that anon who made polls for each day of cm results? I liked reading the funny comments and names people left
>>542330708
>>542330716Nah, it sucks.
>>542322475I would give her as many mini-ryans as she wants.
How is the sex? Will she keep the guinea pig play going? Become a deadfish? Actually melt down into being a submissive uma?
>>542330857most casual player
>>542330804didn't we just have like 5 fucking threads in a row disussing all of that 301+ shit is complete unproven mythsman I swear /uma/ is the wildest game general lol
>>542330714saying hyperbolic things gets clicks.>>542330804medium S does not increase your speed stat.
>>542330698https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xyd4GX0CaHU
>>542330464If your pace has mid-race skills (or you're running a blocker), you'll probably be too far up for it. In any case, you are probably better off inheriting Triumphant Pulse or Lights of VaudevilleIf you are in third or worse with 200m remaining as pace, you probably already lost
>>542330979Gametora has the stat threshold for all the tracks in the game doofusTheyve been datamined for years now
>>542330716the only thing it has going for it is it gives spurt...but on an agemasen, lol. Better to just grind the white spark at that point than another coin flip on your ace runs. Its training stats are arguably worse than her own SR.
>>542331060>datamining info that's server-sideREEEEETARD
I lost to a Pasa twice in a row now but this one just pisses me off because it's not even like they have a bunch of abilities or 1200/600/1200. Cygames is really just trying to make me seethe today, career included
>>542330979Shown to be correct by >>542291949 in terms of ingame impact.The 1201 thing is nonsense though since the bonus caps at 901 speed.
>>542329618Ero Bancho....
>>542326932Yeah
Uma boysume
>>542331106I really should rank up my Pasa, but I'm using statues to get Bakushin to her costume right now
>>542330716isn't the next 'must pull' kitasan black rerun? (I mean there's riko/rice but i'm skipping them, scenario cards on accelerated schedule is crazy, I will borrow from a whale)
derby
>>542331104Hackeranon already confirmed it threads ago anyway
>>542330716No, and neither is Nice Nature btw
>>542331302I don't like boys like Ryan and Teio.
my tt hagnow I'm gonna go watch the new kamen rider episode
>>542331178
>>542331060>>542331110>>542331358So where the fuck were all of you the past 6 hours, did you all just get here?
>>542331106Pace or late?
I'm just losing to absolute dogshit today
>this finished 2ndhowin the FUCKdid this come in second????????not even 400 stamnot even a stam green skillthose recoveries are enough??????????if you dont even need 400 stam then what the fuck is the 600 stam gaslight for
>>542331450Pace Pasa's
>>542331476WITGOD.>gaslightNot a gaslight. Verifiably gives you a speed bonus.
>>542330927Sex drug abuse and experimentation until you are both broken degenerated husks chasing the next ounce of pleasure, directly frying your brains and bodies into oblivion.
>>542331476>those recoveries are enough?>2 white recovery with gourmandIs this your first CM?
>>542331392The math + race data post was made like 50 minutes after the post calling the thresholds into question and then sat there with no replies for 2 hours because people are not actually particularly excited by learning the reality of things as opposed to gaslighting each other, which is much more fun.
>>542331476She's S rank. S stands for Stamina, as in S rank umas get a stamina bonus
Are we all in agreement that cheerleader umas are whores?
>>542331392The discussion was never whether it was real or not, but whether it was relevant or not.And the answer is a resounding no. If you drop below 601 stamina (mood-adjusted) you "lose" a whopping 30 speed. 601/301 was fine because it was about where you wanted to have your stamina and guts anyway.
half year anni soon.. skip qol please..
>>542330716No, but I like the cunny art and I'd like an SR copy to at least not have her at 2LB, so I'm throwing one or two 10-pulls on it anyway.
>>542329005Thank you Izunasan Black, but I got Silver last time..
>>542331106you might think this Pasa sucks but he's clearly pushing his limithe times his THH to activate at final corner too
>>542331476Where'd you get you don't need 400 stam? You need effective 550 as late/end to even hit spurt
>>542331476Wit is speed. Wit is also stamina.Wit also helps you place up midrace.
>win taurus>win gemini>pic relatedim going to rape everyone in leo as revenge
>>542331740no fucking way will they give us any meaningful qol ahead of schedule not even borrow limits. code is too spaghetti to get rid of support cards even if they wanted to.and limited borrows means people will want to pull on 'parent' umas bc less borrow. japanese conservatism plus spaghetti code equals i'll be shocked if they even give us a shitty auto mode early
>>542331824Why don't they use chatgpt to fix the spaghetti code then
Peeew that was a hard training sessionNothing like warm milk after a shower too
>>542331390Tom Cruise and Grass Wonder, my favorite Japanese people>>542331643Natie? Yeah, biggest whore at TracenMachitan? Pure maiden
>>542331886Because ChatGPT doesn't work on their fax machines.
>>542331816Welcome to the club
>>542331476Those recoveries give an effective 553 stamina, which is just enough. The 600 is for wiggle room vs debuffers and getting the course speed bonus.
>>542331302People love shitposting about "dats a boiiii" whenever you show them Ryan, Fuji or whatever, but we actually have a fucking boy uma.
>>542331728>ALREADY RAPED HIM WHILE SHOUTING HER MOM'S NAMEfucking kek
>>542331886plagarism machine isn't the magic bullet every single fucking tech company desperately wants it to be/is selling
>>542331924>didn't watch the movieLiterally not the same
YES OUR TEETH AND AMBITIONS ARE BAREDBEPREPAAAAAARED
>>542331979oh yeah that's ojifaceand this is coming from someone who thinks fuji kiseki looks weird in a dress/prefers her suit
>>542331886>be microsoft>use chat gpt and indians>updates literally destroy users hard drivesYeah that's why no one is doing that
Why does Pasa keep fucking with ass wonder?
>>542331390>Cruise keeps showing up in Uma threadsReally makes you think
>>542322683Yeah but regular Teio's ult never dares to activate so they're even in the unique skill department
>>542332129>Yeah that's why no one is doing thatGod if only
>>542330716If you want to see Sweep in her swimsuit every friendship training yeah.
>>542332064How much stam is equal to a gold recovery? I'll have to make do with 1 since I want to use my oshi (she doesn't learn one naturally)
>>542332025I was joking...
>>542332064soon
>>542332150Isn't violence against your brethren what Americans are the best at?Even their outfits are different colors, fits perfectly
>>542332158He loves uma masumei
>>542331580>>542331607>>542331621>>542331802>>542331807Are you serious?I thought wit determined place trading mid race until last spurt, but with stam that low that Oguri should've died in a ditch from overgassing nevermind finishing 2nd. Sure its got recoveries, but it works by % of stam, no? So it should've been even less effectiveHow does anything in this game work my godI'm seriously considering copying that build instead of pulling teeth with late surgers
>>542332150Who wouldn't fuck Ass Wonder
>>542326932Why she has that tag on her ear
>>542323245Reddit cafeReddit tachyonReddit ship
>>542332064Is the groundwork bullshit still works here?
>>542331816>stamkid can't win honest racesngmi
>>542326548why are you lying lol
>>542332173No one who needs their product to work in order to survive I should've saidMicrosoft and other big tech can afford it
The anime should skip filler races like the Kikkasho and go straight to the Japan Cup
>>542332341anon, that never stops, that's the rest of the game
>>542332064>non-standard distanceNyo
I'm already done with Leo. Where's the Virgo gaslight guide.
>>542331653>>54233161630 speed is small to you? Having a 100% spurt without a chance of being fucked by rushing is good
>>542329387I'm a front enjoyer so that doesn't really happen to me but i also randomly lost to a couple latesGuaranteed 100% is just not feasible no matter how hard you minmax
>>542332259Can't wait to run doto with an E turf Falco so that she just can't accel at all late and immediately gets passed.
>>542332150
>>542331468>Guys, how am I losing to this absolute dogshit that has all the required early and mid race skills and massive accel that is clearly favored to win?
>>542332341Welcome to front running, I hope you enjoy it
>>542332341Groundwork and 3 green skills is the norm for the rest of the game on Frontrunners
am i supposed to run my umas always front in career?
>>542331302They don't exist in the setting, Umas can give birth to human men and other Umas, but not male Umas or human women, and they specifically breed with human men. The only thing stopping human women from being bred out of existence is Umas are apparently only like 1% of the female population.
>>542332426nyes? it's non-standard
>>542332338post the reddit cafe gif
people shit on blockushin because they are afraid
>>5423325052 green and conc is fine too depending on your wit, maybe even better than 3 green (late start's a bitch)
>>542323992they look like fucking narco soldiers what the fuck
>>542332501That's a very nice gesture. She should go back to training though, that triple crown isn't going to win itself.
>>542332427Virgo is Aoharu Hai territory. There's nothing you can do to prepare beforehand
Does Suzuka still run Groundwork after getting her evolved skill?
>>542331476If everything goes right, yes, it can make it.But not even 1200 wit is enough to guarantee that.Looks like you just got the shit end of his good luck.
>>542330716a friend ofmine said she was basically a little better version of narita brian welfare, so its a skip unless you want lb0 of her,which i think works
question on inheritance, anonsdoes a skill being 1-3 stars on a parent actually affect the CHANCE of learning it? Or does it just give you more ranks of it
>>542332638I've read URA parents don't get powercrept until MANT though?
>>542332317You guys really should use the sim more often. You live with 3hp on 500 stam, and you live with 8hp at 330 stamina with gourmand + corner recovery (not including straight recovery since it's not as reliable). He's corner cutting as much as possible, gambling on not facing debuffs and rushes, and he won the gamble.
>>542332150I doubt she was actually targeting Ass Wonder. It probably was intended for Spe-chud or someone else entirely.
>>542332734As with all sparks, more stars means higher chance to inherit and better hint quantity range.
>>542332678why wouldn't you want to stack groundwork on top of it?
>>542332532For junior year it almost work everytime ass all the npc umas are weak af compared to your stats, for classic and senior year its situational
Nobody ever talks about this cutie. You're missing out.
>>542332150Because they're best friends and it's normal for best friends to play pranks and fuck around with the other
WAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>542332678no one knows that shit man evolved skills are in like 2027
>>542332638Why would I need the easy extra stamina from unity for a mile cup? Don't tell me I need 1200 stamina for Virgo 1600m
>>542332064I'm surprised you didn't edit it.
>>542332734Yes linearly (2* is 2x 1*). Also the stars don't give you more ranks, just a better chance to get higher ranks.Grandparents are half the chance. 1* on parent is the same chance to inherit as 2* on grandparent (assuming similar affinity between parent and trainee and grandparent and trainee, individual affinity also influences inheritance)
DAAAAAAAAHBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII DAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>542332678yes, you run it WITH groundwork
>>542332808she's not wife material. winning ticket is more like a friend you have to take care of when you pick her up from the daycare
>stole the corner back and wonlmao get owned cringe whale loser
>>542324814yeah you're safe, last week I was 2k points away from demotion before last day and barely managed to stay
>>542332317The recoveries add 200 effective stam. The downhill accel wit check adds some more. There's also a chance of pace down which effectively recovers quite a bit of stam (but is often fatal in CMs). There's enough stam if no one debuffs her.The race mechanics is mostly known, but it's a long read and takes a while to understand.
>>542332871You need the skill points and the wit. You think 1400 SP on an ace is good? Consider 2200 SP
>>542332936She's daughterfu material
>>542332532front or pacelate if you're short on stam for a race
>you will never sneak into the tracen dorms to go around sniffing sleeping buttsWhy even live
>>542332787yeah
I don't understand how all of Tracen Academy isn't pregnant by senior year. With how much the Umas love their torena-san and how they're genetically hardwired to want to breed with us.
>>542332443>less than a speed green or a non shitty white speed skillNot worth losing your mind over it desu
post 'em 90% of my prep was El and she still gets mogged by a Grass Wonder without On Your Left
Which is more important for CM3 Wit or Power?
>trying to find parents for oguri cap (as in peak)>oh hey maruzensky is good with her>Every fucking parent on umadb with her is EXTREME front bias >Oguri cap (as in peak) has good synergy with parents like vodka, grass, spechan, and creek>basically no parents exist of those umas, and if they do they have super low winratesThis really is a front game, even the COMMUNITY ITSELF pushes you to it
>>542332940beating a retarded blocker mid race is the best feeling ever
>>542333053tazuna puts a stop to all sexy shenanigans before they happen
>>542333084power
>>542333064You can get whatever stat threshold you want if you level up the facilities before classic summer. Its not that difficult
>>542332808They talk about her having bigger tits than expected all the time.
>>542333112She can't stop all of us, every 1 room she visits to stop the breeding, 10 other umas can get creampied at that time.
>4/5>1/5>2/5>2/5uh oh
>but this uma won with only 450 stam?! wwow stamina is a gaslightpeople are always too stupid to understand that high enough stamina removes Mood variation, Rushed, Failed procs and Debuffs from the RNG pool that fucks you over.Yeah go ahead with your 450 stam pace chaser and have fun flipping the coin 5 times and get head enough times to actually have a chance at winning.
>>542333053Professionals have standards. Like not fucking your underage proteges.
it's fucking free right now brehs run NOW i saw a bunch of B+ shitter umas and only one monster falcon
>>542333090Have you tried making your own parents?I also did my borrow runs today for oguri end with a maru I got on chronogenesis with 9* stam 5* mile 2* end, stop using umadb
>>542332940Kek this happened to my Falco but the Bakushin was an Ace
>>542332940>Flashy*Landing actually being usefulthats the most shocking part of this webmI have it on my falco and I regret it
>>542333053Tracen academy uma food is laced with birth control medicine
>>542333181>She can't stop all of usshe can and she will, she is faster than everyone else after all
>>542333104>blocker>activated ProfessorretardGOD
The left falcon had my other aces (Daiwa Front and Grass Late) pick up the slack more often than not, don't know which to bring to the finals
>>542333090I use tach and top cun for OO as parents.Really shrimple
I'm really glad the guidelines exist, really tuned down the amount of sex obsessed browns latching onto this game such as >>542333053
Maybe I should have finished my runs earlier today because right now I'm going against all 1200/700/1200 autists
>>542333084Sure.
>>542333207>underageAnon it's a horse, we're lucky if she'll live to 30
>>542332550I don't have any uma with that skill
>>542333236I don't have a maru, so...I also farm parents CONSTANTLY and have yet to get anything nice so go fuck yourself on top of it
>>542333293This isnt xitter, sis.
>>542333328Your MLB manhattan cafe card?
>>542333181there is only one trainer in the umaverse, (me)
>>542333293"Sex is a brown libtard concept" is sure to win over the public to your side brah
>>542333447then who is training the horses you race against?
>>542330195>wrong dimensionsI’ll fix it for you and add it anon. I assume your danchou won’t mind since it sounds like you’re an officer, but do clarify that you made one tomorrow so he doesn’t think he wasn’t given a choice in the matter.
>>542333269all Bakushins are blockers by default
>>542333326And if we figure they're 3 by the time you graduate, then that's like anon getting with a 9-year old?
>>542333293Nice way to summon the sloptards
>>542333436*sigh* Time to train i guess
>>542333090i have a good maru parent, but she has oguri as a grandparent... sorry
>>542333380I don't have maru either. I make parents where both parents have a 3* maru GP.>I also farm parents CONSTANTLY and have yet to get anything niceSkill issue retard
Does trying harder actually yield results? It feels carats wise better to pull for what you want and save responsibly your carats
>>542333523Horses reach sexual maturity by their second year of life, and they're all clearly at 17, so by any means they're hags
>>542333053Like actual racehorses, they have to earn their right to breed by becoming champions. LOSERS don't get to make children. Just look at Haru.
>>542333436bwo why would you bring 2 Stamina Supports tho
>>542332308wtf lol
>>542333175I don't know what point you are trying to make here. Yes, hitting the stat threshold is better than not hitting it. No, you shouldn't train stamina twice to hit the threshold if you already have enough HP and are not capping speed and power.
>>542333605>Does trying harder actually yield results?YesIf you like playing the game a lot no reason not to, if you don't just do your borrow runs
>>542333605If you're playing this game to be responsible, I don't know how to help you.
>>542333523NTA but according to a random image without background i found on google when they graduate they are already 18
>>542327617of course it's this guy who has a yajuu blanket, his vids are amazing
>>542333269Blockushins run velocity skills to maintain the lead retardeldergod
>>542333651>Does not have parents with non-standard distance + right handed + summer runner + firm + sunny weatherWhy are you talking to me instead of grinding?
>>542333648She's trying her best!
>>542333697Yeah you should because its extra speed, which is the end all be all in CM
>>542333554oh yeah let me work on my not getting 1* guts after a 22 g1 win run for the tenth time skill, skill issueI SAIDGOFUCKYOURSELFREAD THE POST OUT LOUD TO YOURSELFPARENT SHIT IS THE LAST THNG I'LL ACCEPT POSTS LIKE THIS ON, KILL YOURSELF
>>542333749I bet I know what kind of "trainer" made that image.
>>542333773>blockushin>having any SPD skills in their deckretardGOD
>>542333664Looks like it was promo for the new top gun movie
>>542327617Who's the one in the middle?
>>542333605"trying harder" in this game just means planning your daily runs with purpose beforehand as to not waste them and to not do more than necessary to avoid burnoit
>>542333605I run Golshi precisely because I don't want to try. I'm pretty much done after a max of 3 attempts.
>>542333814HER BEST IS AN IDIOT
How bad is "inbreeding" in this gameSay I make a parent with a 9* Groundwork Daiwa GrandparentThen make another parent using that and the same 9* Groundwork Daiwa as the Grandparent againDo I get completely gimped on Affinity? Is the only negative having duplicate uniques on Grandparents (might also be a positive I guess)? Does it do anything once I use that parent down the line as another Grandparent?
>>542333878 (me)Wait, fuck, I mean SPD cards.Blockushins runs 3 PWR/WIT, if it run Kiatasan, it's an ace.
>>542333703I want to try but at the same time I don't really care about Christmas Oguri or Summer Maru who are said to be giga meta umas to have, doesn't feel like my style
>>542333856Proved you're a skill issue retard. The red spark is what matters on the parent. You should be getting good blues on GP so bad blue on parent doesn't matter much. Sure it's nice to have good parent blues but not really that bad without.
>>542333605You can try harder without spending carats. I finished round 2 with 85% winrate as F2P.
>>542333084Diminishing returns to both. Who knows what the exact optimal mix is. You need enough wit for your skills and enough power so you don't slow too much on the uphills. Late/end don't need as much power.
>>542332808I'm torn between running her or Ryan for CM4. If Cygames gibs me monies to pot5 my Ryan I'll probably just go Ryan.
>>542333878I've seen some with 1 Kitasan to maintain speed yes. You assume that everyone isn't retarded in a sea of casuals and gaslights.
>>542333872it was not a trainer it was a random group of people you can see it here https://www.thesprucepets.com/comparing-horse-to-human-age-1887320
>>542332808I love Tickezo. I bought her t-shirt.
>>542333802I have them tho, running Cafe and Creek is dumb especially with how rare Non-Standard from Cafe is. Creek and Halo can give you Firm, Fuji or Dober for Summer/Sunny and all you need is one green from parents. Or just cope with Focus from Kita.
BAKUSHIN YOU NIGGER MOVE
>>542333243you're not wrong it was basically a brick in 90% of the CM public test rooms but it's worth it for hype final corner overtakes like this
I'm about to burst with 200 pulls god I can't wait
What's the min stam for leo? is 800 with 2 gold recovery enough?
>>542334245wit issue
People should talk more about how erotic her racewear is.
>when the Blockushin blocks their own LatesYou love to see it, next time run a 3rd ace bro
chiyo chiyo chiyo chiyono o
>>542334029It's a fucking crapshoot anon, you will constantly get fucked by bad spark generation.
>>542334134Considering most of umas this CM have stamina skills, guess you're right
Bros I want to rush out a Summer Maru because my Seuin Sky never wins. Do I run her with Falco or Seuin Sky? Falco isn’t a “blocker” right? Can S Maru still ult if Falco goes off early?
Plancha or emperor divine might on a pace chaser?What say you, /uma/?
>>542333053For the time being they want to run and compete more than they want to get knocked up.There's plenty of time to fuck when they retire
>>542334428planchadivine might is too unstable on pace
>>542334426Run her with Falco to stomp people
>>542332940How do you like Red Ace and Flash Landing on your Suzuka?I have Red Ace and Genius x Bakushin on my Seiun. Even though people kept saying they're awful inherits, they're doing work and helping me get THH and steal/keep the lead.
But I'm not rolling for Summer Maru...
this is a middle schooler
Say it with meTAISHIN IS S_____
>>542334426run solo smaru so that you don't block her anon
>>542333880Buena Vista (old design), one of Spe's daughters.
>>542334568end = cheating
>bring suzuka, daiwa and bakushin as front runners to open>even under late starts, they form a holy wall that cucks frontrunners and only one late gambler manages to steal a 3rd place I miss the auto victories from stamina lets dying in the last spurt from CM2 but getting 4/5 constantly is acceptable
Are you guys running double/triple front or 1 front/2 other styles
>>542334662sounds like cope
>>542334418(nta)Hey, it's valid to spend on heals if you have less than 500 stamina
>>542333243A shame barely does anything when inherited. On Mayano, it's usually pretty hype when it goes off as part of a package of passing/challenge skills, all popping off along with THH.
>>5423347172 front 1 Late, Grass Wonder has gotten me wins if I get blocked or she just cucks my own front out of 1st for laughs
Is it me or have these threads slowed a bit? Did everybody leave after this latest CM?
>>542334717triple front or 2 front plus air groove debuff to ensure late gamblers die for real
>>542332338reddit shower has just as many as reddit ship so she should be included
>oguri parent run for CM4>already at 600 speed before classic summer without speed sparksWhat a broken character
I just wanted to clarify that I am not mad because I wasn't trying anyway. I couldn't care less about some stupid PvP rngfest title, you plebeians can have it.
>>542334428>>542334380MmmmPaizuri
>>542334568S...lightly overrated?
>>542334709Getting 1st+2nd+3rd with distance victory over and over was so comfy
>>5423347171 pace/2 late
Taishin or Gold Ship???
waitwaitso we dont need 301 guts anymore next CM???
>>542334568S-cute
Looking for an active trainer to join and trade dirt shoes. Going for Top 500 again
>>542334568Small!
>>542335110you'll naturally hit that amount or more because you need 800 stam minimum just to make it home without getting gassed
>>542335008they died so hard my FR rudolf was constantly procing her unique lmao, her power was meh which made the late gambler get up to her before dying out of stamina
>>542335071the one you get for free
>>542335110There's no racetrack specific bonusBut you still want 300 guts for the distance.
>>542332761well technically he didn't win the gamble as he came second
why the fuck did I buy this garbage brian card LMAO
Matchikaneyfookookeytaroo!
>>542335167Danchou you should make or request a banner for the new clublist
>>542331728please tell me the original art also includes rape referencesI want to be linked up with the eleven nikis
>>542335167maybe next monthI don't feel like stabbing my Danchouyet
>>542335386what happened here
I got too drunk at a thanksgiving party and didn't do mydaily runs how do I earn danchou's forgiveness...
>>542334513red ace is hype when it activates cause it basically secures final corner, flashy landing doesn't really do that much outside of niche overtakes and final corner defends
>>542335167Active player here, 898982767365
>>542335549Love! Fuku's love for (you) happened!!
SMaru & Wedding Maya & Mean NatureSMaru & Seiun (or another FR) + 1 DebufferSMaru & Seiun & Oguri / Rudolf Late/Endfor Leo / CM4?
16 wins today
>>542335357You thought it looked cool?
>>542335715
>>542327909Grass' ass is too large and her tits too smallJaps love big titties and asslets. Grass' American genes betrayed her
>>542335546nobody will judge you for betraying mambo
>just started to proceed and not give a fuck about mood even though it's one of the biggest factor in raising umasDamn, I'm on a burnout huh
>>5423347171 pace/late/end
>>542335835Taurusbro...
Should I even care about blue sparks or is it more important that I get other shit in my parent for Summer Maru like position type bonus, Groundwork, and Seiun's unique?
I have a new plan>Taishin>No Red Shift>No Pump>No Feat>No Nimble>Concentration>All speed skillsThoughts?
forever my kingu
>>542335357For the +2 bonus speed LMAO
I saw Toraina's butt when he went to pick up a stack of paper. He's got a pretty fat ass honestly.
>>542332338>>542334879Reddit TachyonReddit CafeReddit RiceGolshi is OG and therefore basedMakween and Daiwa are pure sexo in their own wayTeio and Suzuka need their legs broken
>>542335649sent an invite>>542335397any ideas?
>>542335712SMaru & 2 Debuffer.
Is this REALLY, ACTAULLY, -TRULY- GOOD in CM4?It's so hard to believe but I keep seeing guides say it, I'm so used to it being shit
>>542335912doto DON'T rape
>>542335357>acceleration mid rate>positioned towards the back>pace chaserit's like they tried to make the most useless skill possible
>>542335886Might work, I'd get nimble in this build though.
>>542335912She didn't say that.
>>542335357it's actually decent for cm4 >right handed>medium corners and straights>at hint level 4 and 40% frequency
>>542335886If you have encroaching it could work. Just get into 7th with speed skills to proc unique
>>542332908this image never fails to crack me up
>>542336004I don't care, I need to get that shit once to earn my free ticket
>>542336032The idea is to be in the front of the late/ends though and hit encroaching and run up past the fronts unblocked, so there isn't really anyone to block you for nimble.
>>542335546You wouldn't betray us for 450 carats
>>542335357I'm sure it'll be useful when you run against 2 opponents that are bringing Triple Frontrunners
if tokai teio had lost the 1993 arima kinen uma musume would not have been real and none of you would be here, posting, or playing this gamelet that sink in
If you rolled on Narita Taishin's banner and got her and used her then you are based. If you got spooked by Narita Taishin and just decided to use her because you read some god awful meta tier list then you are unbased. Simple as. This goes doubly so for Smart Falcon.
>>542335814sometimes, umas just don't want to cooperatethey mood down three times before their goal?nah, that's their problem and funeral, let them crash, race at awful mood
>>542335549She showered before going to sleep and didn't dry her hair enough
>>542336115This but Haru Urara winning
Can someone save a spot for me in their club for next monthly reset? My club fell off really hard.
>testing decks for cm4 with normal Maru>fast learner>medium S>groundwork>looking good until kitasan decided to be a guts prio card>end career, 3* stam with 1* groundworkAre shit runs really the secret for good sparks?
>>542335772What?
>>542335912My ass is not fat.
teio and special week are the same horse
>>542336040wouldnt you just run the the matikane wit card which is pretty much guaranteed right handed
>>542334084>Late/end don't need as much power.retard or gaslight?
>>542336278they are different horses
>>542335912Stop posting Grass
>>542336276
>>542335886Did you just see this lose in a lobby and decide you want to lose too?
>>542334049it's actually whites that matter the most, retard
>>542335912Grass...
>>542336098I know, I run Taishin (but all acceleration build, but she still got in situation you described somehow and zoomed with just encroaching) >>542335715But some pace or even front can still block her so lane speed is nice jf you have to overcome. Get end closer savvy double circle too.
>Umachan is a canon place>Umas get to post their trainers in threads and make funny reaction images of them doing their daily lives or making funny faces or even bending over and getting thirsted over
>>542322475Where are her gains?
I don't get the appeal of Grass Wonder
How do I best demonstrate my love for my little orange chud to the world? Other than spamming her here on my days off
>>542336381No, my Taishin is just underperforming but when it does win it's usually in like 4th and hits encroaching right behind the fronts.
I keep overshooting my speed so that the finals and post URA always gives me +0 speed... I may be a retard who can't do basic addition...
>>542336004How about this:Get it, race like a dozen times and carefully notice where it goes off, and whether the timing actually reflects the pseudo-code in Gametora, because that's the true million dollar question that decides whether it's good or not.Theory 1 is that it really can go off at any point in any corner, making it a longshot to pop off at the right time (since that's like 3/4 of the way through corner 3 and a tiny smidge into corner 4, figure like <10%), but perhaps just the kind of gamble you're looking for.Theory 2 is that it's (for now, anyhow) locked into going off in the first corner and that it'll never be useful in CM4.There may be other theories, those are the only two I've heard.
>>542335786>Part of the body where literal shit comes out of>The larger it is, the harder it makes my cockMystery that Agnes Tachyon simply can't explain
>>542336494it was a parody of yaraon actuallyumaon
>>542336521Go for it then. I was just fooling
>>542336404Continuing to prove you're a retard. Still the reds.Who's the one with good parents and aces and 38/40 wins and who's the crying retard that says they can't do anything because of their irrelevant blue sparks?
>>542336629infinite sex with Scarlet while Vodka watches
>>542336556This image looks like it was made by a flatkek
>>542336004It only activates on the FIRST corner until we get JP QOL/patch.
>>542336443>>542336317Grass would never say that, not even on an anonymous uma imageboard
>>542336494>umas laughing at n*ngen women and posting trainer creepshots
>>542336350
>>542335965>any ideas?something cool or funny please
front makween for cm4y/n
DANCHOUUUUUUUUU WE HAVE FLATLINERS, DO SOMETHING!!!!
>>542336708Grass Rapist would say such terrible things about you anon... You'd feel defiled for the rest of your life
>>542336518Either build a shrine to Shiroaki or get to drawin>>542336556It's the part you look at when you make babies I feel like this isn't rocket science gentlemen
>>542336518Generate some AI slop of courseOr do actual art or something, you know
>>542336879You're kidding...
>cm4 is medium distancecould this be finally a justifiable use of Tokai Teio in a champion's meeting or would that be throwing. i just want teio to win
https://youtu.be/eQsKHhr4vu0?si=s0spBOFnEYjJavtI
Why are you guys horny again?
>>542336494>smart falcon getting cancelled after a notorious troll gets their ip traced back to her address talking mad shit about curren
>>542336879>You'd feel defiled for the rest of your lifeHot.
You guys think mage grass wonder could get away with 650 stam in CM4?her unique heals the most stam out of all the heal uniques
>oshi is best as pace chaser>have no pace chaser cards>no pace chaser parent chars>have to force her into late surging, where she never triggers her ult unless we're seal clubbingLife is so unfair
>>542337031Smart Falcon likes Curren
Give me spot suggestions for gold city / fuji cuz I ain't rolling for them
Hi guys can I have a (You)?
>>542337005It's not just that one artist, she really is beautiful, isn't she.
>>542336746
>>542336243>Groundwork 1*>good
>>542337134
>>542336708You might wanna rethink these words... her sexual abuse towards her torena was exposed already...
How good is the inherited version of shadow break (Brian's Ult) in this CM? I'm tempted to get it on my Grass Wonder, it seems good but I'm kinda worried it will activate while she's accelerating and get wasted.I'm tempted to just pick up Hesitant Front runners and standard distance (I got 565 stam 323 guts) instead.
>>542337201Put Bourbon like a tier down
>>542337201i think maru should be a tier higher
>>542337204For Ardan? Anything.
>>542337061It probably depends most of all on how often you expect to be facing Nice Nature(s), whether you also think they'll do white debuffs, and how okay you are with getting sucked dry at that frequency.
>>542336642sasuga retard
>>542337306Grass...
>>542337306>doesn't have sex with her uma>losesI wonder if there's a connection
>>542337201In my experience, Fuji is really inconsistent
>>542337201when I started playing I started with Oguri and then did a couple Mayano careersI really thought I was going crazy but her career is actually just vietnam
0 wins 40 races
>>542337303Cute
My cow did her best today!
>>542337418maru needs a parent to clean up her B ranks or else half her career is B races which can be annoyingits -SUPER- easy after doing that, but you at least have to double-check that
Why does grass have so many rape victims here?
>>542337447You're also a retard, we're talking about making parents with maru grandparents which means late/end.Yes whites are important, for fronts.
>>542337323It's shit. You're using a skill that has an inconsistent activation for a mere .15 speed up. You're better off with Emperor's Divine Might which gives .25 or MackQueen's .15 which's requirement is to just be just near the front with the other Umas.
>>542337201Haru is pretty easy, Rudolf is a tier lower for me honestly
>>542337201This whole chart is bad but what is even remotely difficult about Haru?
Ear touchingSweaty uma ear under ear decoration, touching, fondling it, maybe kissing it, licking, perhaps
>>542324536This CM is kinda fine? It's going to be really hard next round (more fronts which are a threat to my comp, specifically Daiwa Scarlett and sometimes Seiun Sky) but have ok winrate and I didn't roll for cards except for some singles and tickets. >>542335715
>>542337461I'm bringing six power cards next time
>>542337031Why are shitposters so hot?
>>542337653Fell for her gentle, assuming attitude without realizing that she's a beast deep down inside
>>542337691>>542337706late surgers naturally underperforming in career + bonus stats/unique don't help her as much as others + multiple anons in other threads agreed her early races are very inconsistent/scary
>>542337306Aoi's right! From now on, its ningen women for me!!
>>542337691Really? Rudolf fits perfectly in that spot for me, there's 2 races that will just stonewall you if you neglected stamina.
>>542335786>>542337461made for hotdogging
>>542337667bwo your race sparks?your outer swell/slick surge/straightaway spurt/late surger X?pink sparks are nice but every good pink spark goes into the trash the second you have bad whitesgreat whites make a bad pink acceptable
>>542337323My Vodka has it and it activates pretty often, not sure if it's very effective though and better than standard + hesitant, it has the same values as tail held high in duration and speed iirc.
>>542337613i think if you can get good cards or good starts earlier you can clear pretty easily, i did maru ace for CM3 and i clearer all her carrer with B medium and C long
ya'll want sum front Rudolf?
>>542337201I dunno what are people whining about Mayano's, she's pretty smooth for me like her cun
>>542337836You just put her in the front (optional) and click speed and power and win, even though you don't need to win a single race Nov Year 3
I give up on this CM since I don't even have Ryan or Daiwa 3 star'd due to barely rolling umas.
cute otp
>>542336404>>542336642>>542337447>>542337667>>542337992I just wanted to say I made the first two angry caps lock posts in this thread and then someone jumped in and started pretending to be me in the argumentI guess it doesn't matter anymore but it always weirds me the fuck out when I see it happen in a thread
>>542338038what the fuck I love Kitasan Grey now
>>542338038WHY is she brown?
>>542338071until* Nov
>>542337915I always win everything except the fucking DAAAAAAAAAHBBBIIIIIIIII>>542
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>>542337201Yellow to low green for City, her kit screams miler but her career has the classic and senior spring crowns so you're forced to build stamina
>>542337306N*ngen woman afraid of thick powerful uma legs
>>542338030>S Late>Still decided to make her a front runner
>>542338260there's no nerve endings in hair, what's going on here
>>542338260
>>542338009Oguri's got a pair of bazookas too!
>>542328518this is actually a good pointbut also open isn't forever this is more adressed at people that are waiting for Kitabanner / Umapullersand also they are increasing the cap on open later on so I hope it's going to become slightly more exciting
>>542338286>>542337306I would watch Aoi's video to make her feel better because trainers are supposed to support each other! Still gonna umapyoi Neicha though.
https://x.com/nerutahu522/status/1977247208602059129
>find a parent on genesis that has unique skill at 3, 8 in Groundwork, and bonuses for both Runner and Medium>but fuck all in terms of blue sparksEh...you can train those
>>542338115there's literally a screenshot showing that it's not you? I agree with the other anon on this, just how retarded are you?
>>542338032roided out brian/amazon showing up and double teaming her with futa cocks for THREE RACES IN A ROW
>>542337992It's called not having shit supports. It's very easy to get more hints than you need just off of supports this CM.
I wish I had a wife to hug when Im cold and lonely (
gm
>>542337690>inconsistent activationIs it? All I have to do is pass someone on the outside and be 7th or better. If my Late surger can't pull that off, then not even a .35 spd boost would save her. Obviously Rudolph is better, but I dont have that option.>>542338008Yeah I'm probably gonna get it, I already have a good blockshin so I suppose I dont need hesitant front.
>>542338038>what could have been
>just got reddit shower with my 3* ticketis she good for anything
just got rekt by a whale
>He has to rely on a blocker because he's not confident in his front runner maker skills
>>542338718sex
>2nd, 1st, 2nd, 2nd, 2nd>2nd, 2nd, 2nd, 1st, 2nd>2nd, 2nd, 2nd, 2nd, 2ndI'm so fucking tired
>>542338718Headpats and healing
>>542338342how bald are you anonyou can still easily feel a person touching your hair
>Get blocked
>>542338038Kitasan Brown...
>>542338718Imouto roleplay and hugs
>>542338780Is that your Suzuka? Where's the whale?
>>542338880can't wait to roll for this brick and her bestie
>>542338949cuuuuuute
>>542338630Me tooooo anon
So this CM is the biggest dice roll of them so far?
>>542338593>gimping your statgain to hunt for hintsactually I didn't mean to shitfling this muchyou made good points but I still think whites are more important than pinks which are far more important than blues
Is there an uma where her trainer takes advantage of her crazed love for him to win races? With all these umas wanting to fuck torena so much surely there's one where the trainer is a manipulative douchebag.
I'm going to rape Dia.
>>542337214
>>542339125if you fell for the latesurger blockushin meme yes
>>542339145anon this is a gachage
>>542339031i want to enjoy them both
>>542338718putting her on your home page so she can call you onii-chan
https://x.com/simoyuki__/status/1977012845788512290ei ei mun
>>542339031Taiki's Taikis look bigger than Doto's Dotos here
>>542339196I love watching broken girls sink harder into the depths, what can I say. So, is that a yes?
>>542338780No decent mid race skills, no mile S, low wit. It's going to be tough beating whales with this. Only hope is to rush.
How do you do fellow teens?
>>542339145Tōrena would never you hold your fucking tongue
>>542339145surely Still in Love will deliver
>>542338780>zero mid-race skillsLolLmao
Tomorrow we should get more CG freebies right?
>>542339376SIL's trainer got infected with the yandere disease, it's not the same.
>0/5>"arigtatou toreina :DDD"mfw
>>542338780what a shitty front
>>542338038Someone took Kitasan Black too literally
Pictured:My SeiunEnemy BakushinMy OguriMy Grass
>>542339346this sexy hag needs to come home already...
>>542338675gn anon
>>542338970Unique level 6, presumably
Why?
>everyone knew that s.maru would be meta>everyone knew that xoguri would also be metaanyone who thought front was unbeatable gaslit themselves
>>542339526uma musume is ruck gaem
Good things do happen
>>542338038I now understand what the Spanish were thinking
>>542338542?????? What screenshotI told the guy to kill himself in caps, then left the thread to take a shit and someone else was jumped in, I'm cool now since I took a shit but that one guy should still kill himself, if that's you then dozo
>keeps forgetting to run hopeless after filliesI can't wait until I can schedule more than 1 fuckign race
Why these two?
>>542339292Huh?
>Mister Cock and Balls Torture if you like this uma you are homosexual
>>5423347172 front plus kingu as an oshi pick, but once more options are available with big nige upgrade I'll probably do 3 fronts.
having almost 1000 power AND groundwork on your Ace is little too much don't you think?
>>542339671japanese shaman girls
>>5423347171 pace 1 late 1 end
>>542339647not me but maybe pay some attention in class next time
>>542339134maybe for fronts (because of GW) or if you need a specific white (like golshi spurt in CM2) but this CM I get more hints than I need, mostly due to Daitaku/Oguri.
>>5423347171 Front, 1 Pace, 1 Late
>>542339556Maru's front >>>>>>>>> Oguri's bags
>>542339742The first hill destroys your ability to stay in front if you have low power
>>542339742wit is more important than power if you have groundwork online
>>542339686I'm gonna suck on mister cock and balls till she erupts and you can't stop me
>>542339636nevermind
>>542339742No
>>542339763i like the first 30 seconds of this video where tachyon is sneakily showing you her nudes, i think that's how an umamusume would do it realistically
>less than 250k fans for Maruzensky before senior yearYep it's a brick run
>>542334717im doing 2 front 1 late, maru and daiwa as front and grass as late
350/360/300/220/175
>>5423347171 front and 2 lates because I realized my other front isn't doing anything and most of the time someone brings another front to push mine up
>>542340245none of those stats matter if you late start then get brocked out of the gate
>>542340245Sometimes the game gives you shit, umadacchi. There's always next time.
Your top three favorites are now your wives. Do they get along or is there going to be drama?
>someone literally gaslighted himself to run both a front runner ace and front runner blocker???????
>>542340245If you're brocked, you're brocked
>>542340245late start into blocked
>>542339686i just blushed
>>542339526>Builds an end closer with a front stat line.>Why?What's all that power going to do for you when you need to spurt/feat/pump/shift into max speed so you can catch the first front?
>>542340015That's how I imagine Tachy doing it, she is gauging your reaction to seeing these indirectly, and then directly. Being observed like that so attentively is pure sex. This video has made me nut gallons
My oshi? The meta uma for this CM ofcourse!
>>542340384I still don't understand how we're this far in and people still don't know you run triple front aces because if one of them procs angling, it's instawin.. In addition to them taking advantage of position keep mechanics. If a useless turd procs angling, then your front aces instalose
>>542339919NEVERMIND
>>542340446Where is my shotgun.
>>542340382They get along so well, they start planning ways to rape me together.
>>542340460What I mean is why is the right one better than the left one? (most of the second places were to my own Oguri)
>>542340541>curren>metaBIG if TRUE
>>542340541Just use your favorte!**As long as your favorite is a top pick, you have all MLB SSR and SR cards and perfect parents of your own to do unlimited careers
Heh. Dumb sovless metafags using Falcon. What umas am I using? Seiun Sky, Grass Wonder, Vodka of course.
>>542339671They are my two favourite girls.
Rice Shower is good for cm4 right
my favorability of any uma is directly related to how well she performs in a race, so I'm genuinely using my favorites in every CM
>>542340706I bet you're using all your favorites and soon you'll use the uma you realized was another one of your favorites all along: Summer Maruzensky!
>>542340382there will be drama once the cum rations run out
>>542340678Bullshit. You can win with anything. This is a game of luck.
>>542337201>Super Creek>SmoothSomeone did not play until the end of the URA Finals.
>>542340541our FUARKING UMADOLS.... and grass...
wish me luck i will try getting all the missions done in one go
post something cute
>>542340890>no chain finishes
>>542340901you first
>>542340646My guess:>Didn't feat early enough>LoseNot unusual especially since you have no other accel. Even capped power cannot compete with the winning front if you have no extra accel.
>>542335886I have a better plan>Train Taishin>Do not care about stats>Slide into the B-Grade Leagues>Get 1st place.
>>542340678Some of the shit Ive seen win is so bad.
Triumphant Pulse + Homestretch Haste or Rushing Gale?
>>542340890>guts Spe >he doesn't know
Early thread to prevent vandalism>>542340971>>542340971>>542340971
>>542340890nooo anon you're gonna kill yourself and die because you don't have enough speed!
>>542340863>you can win with anythingAs long as it's well trained and supported by equally well trained umasAnd even then that'll only be possible by the sweatiest shills The "just play your favorite" gaslight conveniently ignores the fact that you need to properly train, and that'll take more than just the power of your love for your oshi
>>542340957hm, I bet my red shift isn't proccing because shes not moved up enough, I should have paired it with masterful gambit
>>542340901
>>542340678Nobody forces you to play umadacchi. If the game brings you pain instead of fun, you should find something that makes you happy! Fuck cyjews!
>>542340678My golshi can't even reach 1.1k speed and can still win if she hits feat early. You can rng your way into a good set.
>>542341091You don't want it to go off too soon. It's something that triggers after feating (and/or pump and spurt which you don't have)
>>542340503I think Tachyon would rape even if you showed a face of disgust from her nudes.
>>542341114Is that a TO-LOVE-RU REFERENCE?!
>>542341037It takes effort to train a meta horse properly too. Go do some groundwork runs and tell me how they go. Of course oshi builds may take more effort if they are possible at all. But it takes a lot less than you think.
>>542339763It's unfortunate that Amp lost his style.
>>542322475GOAT!!
>>542322475holy shit ryan is COOL
Gentildonna is so fucking hot
so if you put let's pump some iron on a nice nature debuffer would it potentially troll end closers? it only activates for one in a race, right?