Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050501797>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>Announcement schedule rescheduled; no more monthly teasers due to spoilers. Future announcements will happen only as needed.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/523092648628585985# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>542118734
>>542407551Woah, that OP is sure going to be lawsuitted unto oblivion
Thanks for the early thread
>get on pc after day of chores>look at /calg/>oh it's time for a new thread>someone says they'll bake on page 8>five minutes later someone bakes on page 6how disappointingI dyslexia'd
>>542407551How does one acquire this much merchandise without the Kit9 Mafia firebombing your home.
>SO FOR NOW, TAKE THIS DOWN A NOTCH>CRASH MY CAR THROUGH YOOOUR >WI-IN-DOOW>MAKE SURE YOU'RE STILL ALIIIIVE>JUST IN TIME TO KIIILLLL >YOU-OU-OU-OU-OUUU>SITTING IN THIS ROOM PLAYING RUSSIAN ROULETTE>FINGER ON THE TRIGGER TO MY DEAR JULIEThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4I7Ak1N2z8
>Going to bake on page 8>Bakes on page 6Some of you guys concern me with how dumb you are.
What are the Graves' plans for Halloween? What are your plans for Halloween, anon?
>>542408716They're going as Ben and Gwen, making out in public. I'm going out, probably drinking around my town and admiring all the Halloween decorations, and hoping to be back at midnight for a tcoaal release.
>>542408671Was a different anont. the person who was going to bake
>>542408978>Was a different anonOh, it's that faggot.>Nuh uh *I'm* going to bake because I want to use *MY* image!This is why I hate teenagers.
>>542408716I'm passing out candy and playing Candy Scabs for sure. Other than that I dunno.
>>542408716I'm going to buy candy for myself under the excuse of giving it out to kids that don't come around here anymore which correlates with my country becoming browner over the past 15 years.
>In the ending I got she's consistently killing and sacrificing part of their daily lives solo while Andy is home or working his 9 to 5.Threadly reminder that Ashley used her lewd body and BIG FAT TITS to entice all the men (and women) she murdered!
>>542409652Why do you need an excuse to buy candy on holidays?
>>542409652I spent a lot of time decorating and frankly I think it's going to be a complete waste of time despite my imoutie's insistence because she doesn't have that intrinsic understanding of the type of environment we live in nowadays compared to the old stomping grounds.
>>542408716I wanted to do "Andy & Leyley Autumn" where I draw a slightly spooky thing every day or every other day but I am unfortunately employed and it's hard to find the energy. For Halloween Day itself though probably eating chocolate and drinking.>>542409304I still gotta play Candy Scabs myself (along with all the rest of Nemlei's games, I got all the endings in Jack in a Castle then just didn't continue)>>542409652>which correlates with my country becoming browner over the past 15 yearsDon't want to veer too far into /pol/posting but it really is a sorry state of affairs. It'll get worse before it gets better but I really do want to believe it'll get better.
>>542407551Been away for a long time. Any news? How you fags been doing?
>>542413056>Any news?Not yet.>How you fags been doing?Enduring low-effort (zero effort) trolling.
>>542413056No news, which depending on how you look at it, is better than bad news.
>>542413056It seems that we won't have any news for a while. Maybe it's for reasons behind scenes, but it's all up to speculation.
>>542415448>>542413465>>542413186Damn, any wincest content/media to satisfy my crave you lot willing to recommend? games to fanfic it's all good, as long as it's actually good, that is.
>>542415894Koi Kaze is really good as far as anime is concerned, Oreimo is shit but it's sisterpilled as fuck. For movies: Geminis (Argentinian movie) and Margueritte and Julienne.
>>542408716Well since you asked. My Halloween already happened. Went to horror nights for terrifier maze. Was fun.
>>542415894Pic related is an incest southern gothic novel written by one of my favorites authors. Can't say that it's about "winning" tho, but it's a nice read regardless. As for more Nemlei type stuff, have you watched Invader Zim?
>>542416415>As for more Nemlei type stuff, have you watched Invader Zim?Invader Zim's city is totally set in the same universe as calg but in America. You can't convince me otherwise.
Is there anything better than fapping to Ashley?
>>542417086Good morning
>>542415894https://www.literotica.com/series/se/86686
>>542417173Anon it's 5pm
>>542417571It seems you have missed the joke.
>>542417620This is one of those attempts to start a flame war, isn't it?
>>542418025No, I'm making fun of the AI slop.
>>542416193>Geminis (Argentinian movie) and Margueritte and Julienne.I keep forgetting to check the latter, and the former seems like a nice find, thanks.>>542416415This also seems cool
>>542418056There is no enlightened way to jerk off
>>542416964I like that idea for sure! It's almost undeniable how similar they are that it's easy to draw conclusions about Nemlei finding immense inspirations on John Vasques world. From the sense of humour, to the cynical nature of the characters, as well as the brutality of it all. In Nemlei case, while Zim is all about a satire about skeptical and philosophical zombies against the supernatural and the unknown, Nemlei is about characters rebelling against the world on favor of their personal ideals, balancing the violence with that romantic tenderness. Great parallels. On a side note, it's insane the amount of influence Invader Zim has over media overall, we're talking about the entire Newgrounds subculture from 2000s, as well as others, like Behemoth game studios (responsible for Alien Hominid, Castle Crashers, and Battleblock Theather).>>542418582Hope you enjoy it. Very gruesome yet captivating read.
>>542418694Yes there is.
>>542419282Care to elaborate?
>>542419383Consensually acquired pictures of your sister followed closely by your imagination.
>>542419614But Ashley isn't my sister and I want to fap to her
Catshley is getting out of hand...
>>542421268i'd like to get Catshley in my hands, if you know what i mean...
>>542421257Sisterless behavior.
Cheer on ya sista Andruh
>>542421375The exact opposite. You're probably sisterless. Jerking off to my actual sister would feel wrong.
>>542421458Too cute...
>>542421458love this who drew it?
>>542421619Nta but secondary opinion. Lurk for a thousand incest years.
>>542421619>no udisgraceful
>>542421795>shitposter replyI've been here since the Itch threads. Some of us don't treat our sisters as items to lewd to earn points on 4chan. I actually care about her
>>542421787https://x.com/Toto4444_/status/1977380571761332465
>>542407672>>542408398you know the one who has been suing tcoaal fans over "unauthorized" merch was just a troll pretending to be kit9 studio, right?also kit9 itself doesn't really care about someone making unofficial merch of their game since they have never did any official merchandise in the first place.
New information will be about a remake.
>>542423320Finally, I always knew TAA was what Coffin was missing
>>542421458>wood...?Yes, I wood
>>542416415I had no idea this existed at all. Its funny, Coffin revitalize my interest in reading too. Horror stuff, incest stuff, etc. I actually read Blood Mardian last year because people kept telling me how good it was. I did quite like it, as weird asnit was. Now I'm excited to check this out.
I wood not.
>>542424129Yeah, Blood Meridian is awesome. Hell, Cormac stuff is awesome. Haven't got around finishing his bibliography but i did heard that he writes a good bunch of incest in some of his novels.
>>542421268They are both so cat
>>542424198He already did
>>542425469What do you mean? That's Ashley if you squint your eyes really hard and get blueballed for long enough. Who's Julia?
>"where wife?"
>>542425591If that's what you have to tell yourself
Nemleiiiiiiiii..... where's the update?..........
i've seen heaps upon heaps of retards (a.k.a. footfags) thirsting for ashley's feet on these threads, but can't recall having seen one (1) instance of anyone even professing their will to see andrew's feet within the game's canon. what gives?
>>542429480I was 100% sure rape was coming after this, I only realized that the red flowers didn't represent that after the CG of Andrew letting her go lmao
I would love to see what Ashley and Andy's inbred family would look like. I am thinking either like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre family or like The Strangers.
>>542421995Nigga you jerk off to ai
>>542429598Andrew isn't going to rape someone over an insult. He has more class than that.Picrel not related.
>>542429598>I was 100% sure rape was coming after thisAndrew heavily implies through the route that he can only get off when the girl he's fucking is in pain. He talks about it during the Julia puzzle and in that bad end.
>>542430879That's not true.
Sprite supremacy!
>>542431043Yes, he even comments how he wants to kick Julia's teeth in so she can give better head.
>>542407551does anyone have the datamined sprites and portraits?
>>542431172No. That's a comment about how he viewed Julia in general behind the pretend-caring.
>>542431172>fetishists in charge of understanding the story rather than projecting themselves onto it
>>542431172Will there be an option to rape Ashley or even Julia in Burial if you allow yourself to go to the deep end in madness/sin/demonic sorcery?
>>542432010Nothing bad will happen to Julia. She's suffered enough, Nemlei told me so.
First things first, rest in peace, Lord UnknownFor realYou the only father that I ever knewI get my sister pregnant, Imma be a better you
>>542433514It does feel like Nemlei is protecting Julia in all routes. I wish they allowed you to hurt her for real in at least one bad end.
>>542433779I hate the fact that I rapped your lyrics to the original beat instantly. >don't save her>she don't wanna be saved
>>542429480wish he raped her oh my godddd
>>542434062Same. She deserved to be hard corrected by Andy's cock
>>542434041One time for my BR sistersOne time for my NBR hoesLame brothers can't tell the differenceOne time for a brother who knows!
SING NORMAL SONGS
>>542435453>All my niggas delphic nigga heil Nemlei.
>>542429909Ashley and Andy's inbred child will be like Leatherface.
>>542435453No role models and I'm here right nowNo role models to speak upSearchin' through my memory, my memory, I couldn't find oneLast night, I was gettin' my feet rubbed By the baddest floozNot Julia, but I swear to god this flooz'll make you call your sister upAnd tell her, "Hey, what's good?Sorry I'm never comin' home, Imma stay for good"Then hang the phone up, and proceed to L.A.y the wood
>>542435602>That's just how he expresses himself...
>>542435602I hope its a daughter and she inherits Andy's ability to fake normalcy until its time to strike.https://youtu.be/Tr87vhbfDIg
>>542429480You know, just thought of something: I know its extremely unlikely... but what If pressing the different disengage options in a certain way unlocks something?
>>542437148It doesn't.
>>542413056Minesweeper
My fellow /calg/gians, i propose a question - Is Coffin the most commercially successful English language game made in RPGMaker? I know there are most likely more successful RPGMaker games in the engine's native Japanese language, and I'm also aware that there are lots of 18+ English language games that use the engine, but I don't believe that any of them have reached the commercial reach that Coffin has. Is there another super successful English language RPGMaker-based game that has slipped my mind?
>>542444457Omori.
>>542444457To The Moon has sold way more copies than Coffin, and to be fair it is really good.
>>542444642If the choice was to keep Coffin as is, or make it as big as Omori... I would keep it as is without hesitation to avoid the dramatic degradation of the fanbase.
>>542444642huh, ive never played omori so i never knew it was an RPGMaker game>>542444727im not surprised that game has sold more than Coffin, it's been out for 14 years loleither way, i guess i stand corrected
>>542444915>dramatic degradation of the fanbase Are you sure about that? With the hagmod astroturfing, anything would be better than our lot.
>>542445184No, lol. One fag existing is not justification for flooding the place with exponentially more fags.
SURPRISE DROP TOMORROW FOR THE ANNIVERSARY
>>542445901>TOMORROWSorry Ami, it's already tomorrow in Coffinland.
>>542445961Announcements/drops always come at 3am eastern
https://x.com/milkymilk667/status/1977466274797306346
>>542446598IMAGINE the room's smell!
>>542446128You mean midnight PST.
It's my bedtime, hopefully I'll come back tomorrow to new devlog and not disappointment!
>>542447760How about a nice breakfast instead?
>>542447760No devlog, no hope, only The Wait™
>>542447829What's for breakfast, Andy???
>>542448012The Holocaust.
>>542448012You're having a Knuckle Sandwich!
I'M A DISGUSTING FREAK
>>542448550Obviously.
>>542448223You're not putting your knuckles anywhere near me! You degenerate freak!
Why do girls think Andrew is a femboy?
>>542449325I mean just look at him>skinny>has a cute and handsome face>no facial and body hairand the fact he's just in his early 20s says alot about his young and twink-like appearance
abysmal
>>542448550
Embarrassing.
>>542449325>Why do girls think Andrew is a femboy?They don't, at least from what I've seen. That seems to be the domain of brainrotted faggots exclusively. The female fans seem more enamored by Andrew's masculine qualities:>Willing to kill people in excruciating ways for the simple act of being a danger to his woman>Willing to humiliate other women in front of his woman>Will beat a woman to put her "back in her place" regardless of whether or not he's in the rightHis only feminine qualities are his inability to take accountability for his actions/choices, his emotional outbursts, physical weakness, and predilection toward bookworm stuff.
Will there be a happy ending for the Graves?
>>542452208No. But this other family that looks kinda like the Graves' just had their second child and paid off their house.
>>542452208Do some demon ritual to turn back time or undo everything.
>>542452208They will have a chance at "happiness" at the price of one-another. They won't take it.
>>542453097Wideley regarded as a qt3.14
>>542453097>mfw I think about what happened to Leyley
>>542452208Yes. Nemlei (pbuh) would never do that to us.R-right?
>>542453097
>>542407551*knock* *knock*
Should've beat Ashley.
I am addicted to jerking off to Ashley
>>542459020I want details
>>542459020I want no information.
>>542459020Show us your collection anon
>>542459018The past participle of "beat" is "beaten".
>>542459823Past participle deez nuts, nerd.
>>542460034Blonde guy is really thinking HARD about it.
>>542460335>blonde guy
>>542460494What? Are the dots not CUMMING from his head? What am I missing?
>>542460604
>>542460702I did. It's his high school friend that he ran into at the bus stop right?
>>542460335"blonde guy" is an oxymoron. "blonde" with an e is the female form of "blond", so it should be "blond guy".
>>542461013Today I learned. Why the fuck does a hair color have a female and male version. Kinda stupid. >black>blackie
>>542461187>Why the fuck does a hair color have a female and male versionBecause French has grammatical gender
>>542461726
Reminder to switch to CoffinOS before Windows 10 dies!
>>542461726Oh OK. Well in America we dont follow that shit. Just confirmed. Also writing a paper on hair color what gender version do you use? No new updates.
I wished ppl on the internet could redeem from being a jerk to others over things they do not like....https://x.com/MinModulation/status/1976765796442620107
>>542462067I'm already on Windows 11 though..
>>542462123Blond/blondeBrown/brunetteComedian/comedienne Actor/actress Ever wonder why people use "she" for ships and counties
https://x.com/tea_cobalt/status/1977566731226042373
>>542463420boobley
>>542463420>go through other art>disgustinghow disappointing
>>542463039Job professions i get. Colors. No. Brunette is a lighter version of brown. I wouldn't consider it the same.
>>542463656>Brunette is a lighter version of brownNobody has ever claimed to believe this before. Brunettes have brown hair, which can be particularly dark or particularly light. French colours get gendered forms because French adjectives must conform to the gender of the noun in question>homme grand (tall man)>femme grande (tall woman)
>>542463656-ette is used in English words to specifically gender something feminine, or make it diminutive. See suffragettes, or the Radio City Rockettes. Brunette literally means something like "brown [haired] girl (cute)"
>>542463610Some of it is nice
>>542464629Man what the fuck is that ass shape?
>>542464736Ashley if she was Asshley
>>542464067>>542464293Looked into it. I understand now. Old language rules.In American English, the "-ette" on the end of the word implies femininity. But we don't have a masculine version of the same word because we don't use "brunet" (probably because we don't really gender our nouns), so we just say brown-haired for a man."Blonde" and "blond" are usually interchangeable in the US. We treat it more like an alternate spelling than a gendered word.Ok I'll drop the topic. Thanks.
35 minutes till possible steam update to page
>>542416415Incase we don't get an update tonight. Like to give a shoutout to this anon for book recommendation. McCarthy is a great author and know this book will be good, even if it is probably misery slop.
is there a fanfiction associated with this image? It's a cool idea I think, I would read a story based on it
OMFG AN UPDATE
IUTS REAL
>>542469082
>>542469082>>542469143I will fuck vigorously rape you.
>>542469180DO NOT REDEEM
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.
I expected nothing, and I have been vindicated. Patience is a virtue, and you are all fools deaf to the music to which you dance.
Sometimes no news is better than bad news. At this rate, probably wont be out until 2026. Hell, full game might even be completed by then. Ill continue checking SteamDB and posting here. I'd say keep your eyes peeled on the 31st, and if still nothing... welp, it's going to be a long winter.
>>542469414>Ill continue checking SteamDB
Noelleanon, I miss you...
>hussy fumbled the Roach Kinghttps://youtu.be/41u4d_ktIsc?t=2325
>>542469631>random offtopic reaction video of a reaction videoI think you need to leave.
All right, well it's been fun shit posting the past week and finally playing the game. I'm out. See you guys when there's content. Take care of yourselves anons.
>>542469721The timestamp is on topic actually.
>>542469743kek, stolen
>>542469631>LayleeAnglo-Saxon confirmed
>>542470113Without Nemlei specifying, it's naturally how you'd want to pronounce it as a native English speaker.
>>542470182nah
>>542470208yeh
>>542470208Celtoid detected.
>>542470265Hey buddy, I'm a Celtoid by blood and I still pronounce it as Lay-Lee. Let's not disparage the master race when we can easily blame it on the G*rmans.
>>542470237mhmm... no
>>542470182That would be Leelee.>inb4 laylayThe negrified language zoomers speak cannot be properly considered English.
>>542470853>That would be Leelee.Hey asshole, do you call that a clean driveway? What the hell am I paying you for, you little shit? Go and fucking polish it before I call ICE on you!
It's pronounced Laylay and no amount of pseud cope or arbitrary insults at children will change that.
>>542470853>That would be Leelee.No, it wouldn't. And before we rehash the whole argument again:>Leyton is not pronounced Lee-ton>Ashley is not prounced Ash-LayBut you, anon, are fucking gey.
I've always pronounced it, "lay-lay".
>>542471119Team lay lay
>>542408398copyright only applies to things you sell or distribute
>>542471025It's like Dee Dee but for Ashley. Literally just the second syllable twice which is exactly the sort of thing a little kid would come up with. Andrew even shortens it to ley instead of lay that one time. How am I the only one who sees this?
>>542471635>How am I the only one who sees this?You're not the only one, plenty of non-native English speakers see the same thing. I understand the logic, but the conventions of the English language, by default, make it seem awkward and stunted. DeeDee does not come across the same way because she doesn't have a name to derive the nickname from, in essence DeeDee becomes her name.
>>542471820She has a name other than DeeDee?
>>542471978No, that's the point. "Deedee" as a nickname is a different case because she has no name from which the diminutive is extracted.
>Disengage
>>542471820>You're not the only one, plenty of non-native English speakers see the same thingI'm from WIsconsin>make it seem awkward and stuntedLaylay (which I read like to "lay" down) is much more awkward to pronounce IMO. Laylee is better but not as good as Leelee.
>>542472492>I'm from WIsconsinRight, a Canadian, that's my point.
>Disengage>Disengage>Disengage>Disengage>Disengage>Disengage
Stick.
>>542473262Brickley
>>542467447>Hard R page 10BASED
>>542415894I'd be surprised if any Coffin fans aren't already aware of this film considering it's a dark comedy about an insane sister who is crazy about fucking her brother, but just in case.
>>542415894Some people would recommend Oreimo or Koi Kaze. But that's not the best one.The very best one, hands down, is Yosuga no Sora. It's unapologetic in its premise. A true masterpiece.
>>542475450Yosuga no Sora is too distracted by all of the non-sister bitches. Oreimo suffers this same problem and is in fact a giant pile of shit but Kirino is big cute and has a god-tier sisterbutt. Koi Kaze is the best.
>>542475615You missed the point with the side bitches. They're the appetizer. There's even an analysis about why and comparing the three animes here. I haven't seen a better analysis than thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fM5xqm4C3ME
Incest romance isn't a real dignified genre, depending on how Coffin ends it might become the second incest game out there after YnS.
>>542475901>They're the appetizerWhat a hussic mindset.
>>542476180I'm tired of distractions. Incest romance has a beautiful and poetic tension built into its premise, for what godless reason could you possibly need hussies in the mix for?
>>542474114Here's one back for you: Inseki, so not really incest, but the rest of the movie makes up for it. In some ways, it honestly feels like it could take place in Coffinland.
>>542478316>wearing jeans and baggy sweaters at like 40 years oldAndrew is spiritually millennial even though he's a gen Xer.
Why is Nemlei such a whore?
>>542480035That's no way to speak about someone you want to give you a devlog.
>>542480035She's a faithful and epic and cool married woman, actually.
>>542463610I didn't go through it but I am NOT surprised at all. Gooner tranny art style.
>>542480114Married to working the corner maybe
>>542477016I liked how when it was parodied in Not Another Teen Movie they made the siblings full blood related.>but you're my sister>only by blood!
>>542475615>Koi Kaze is the bestFat old oaf big bother with tiny underage sister is just weird and unattractive. Plus them instantly falling for each other practically on sight was lame and the ending implying they'll break up is a downer.
>>542480981don't forgot the big oaf brother's female manager encouraging him to take a middle schooler on a date. as if. sora is a thousand times better.
>>542480981>>542481382>/calg/ discovers that incest is weird if it's even slightly more realistic
>>542481640Incest is morally wrong when ugly people do it.
>>542481686True. But this applies to everything, murder is only wrong if the murderer isn't attractive.
Why is Nemlei such an unceremonious whore?
what a shitty threadanyway happy birthday tcoaal
Happy anniversary, anons.
Happy analversary, anons.
>>542484401There is no point to writing sibling incest if they're not in the same age bracket. What are siblings if not peers?
>>542470113>>542470182American and always read it is LayLay, Nemlei confirmed it was this way as well. Objectively LeeLee makes more sense as it’s a nickname for Ashley, but LayLay to me as how I’d pronounced LeyLey from looking at it.
>>542488160>AmericanHispanic-Celtic?
I don't know which one of you this was, but the love interest was NBR, so she's also a floozie herself.
>>542488406White Irish.
>>542490503Yep, that explains it. Those genetically removed from England's bosom often struggle to pronounce it the Englishman's way. The littlest genetic differences in their grey matter make all the difference in how "Leyley" is said.
>>542473262Stickley
There is an idea of a devlog, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real news. Only a cope, something illusory, and though I can hide my progress reports and you can press F5 and feel early access gripping the game, and maybe you can even win at Minesweeper hard mode, I simply am not there.
>Truth is... the game was rigged from the start"
>>542492729
Why doesn't Ashley wear a skirt/dress if she's such a dainty little lady?
>>542494941She's wearing something equally impractical, a blouse that could fall off any moment.
>>542495834Fucking Wokelei needs to stop giving her socks in every scene god damn
>>542447760I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF!!!!!!!
>>542347201I think you guys would appreciate if I changed my mind about this one.
>>542496864
>>542496864Windows 10 discontinuation tomorrow btw
>>542497294The CoffinOS renaissance begins!
>>542497338Ashley at the login page refusing to let me into my computer until I tell her 5 nice things about her.
>>542497502Guess I'm never logging into my computer
she cute she funnyshe has big rackshe makes snacksshe makes me laugh
Been a while since I've seen actually decent Coffin cosplaying. The other two aren't as good of a fit as Julia, though.https://x.com/Soul_of_Moth/status/1977721054735761470
>Tfw no update so anons have to spend time with me instead of playing the game
Why didn't Andrew just let Ashley into his friend group? When I was in high school everybody had a circle of like 20 people they sat with at lunch, which included both sexes and included siblings. Where did Andrew get the idea that friends of friends are uncool?
>>542480981>>542481382Okay now I'm not watching it
>>542499208If a friend brought his sister to hang out I would've told him when she's not around to stop doing that.
>>542496175Saved cuteley>>542497156Fucking LMAO>>542498017Honestly not bad
>>542499342Why?
I (barely) slapped my sister's butt and said "you have enough for the both of us" like /calg/ told me to last thread, and she thought I was calling her fat (I didn't pick the other option because squats are gay and embarrassing...)
>>542498017Cute as fuck (for a floozy)
>>542499593Based Anon, don't worry this isn't a problem. You told us she keeps slapping your ass, so you just have to keep slapping hers to show you don't have a problem with her weight.
>>542499432Girls ruin everything with their presence. Not only do you have to hold back, self-censor and not even touch certain topics if a girl is there, but every guy will try to be funny (which includes being super mean to his friends) if a hot girl is at the table. Men need male spaces. You know those trans creeps that terrorize women in their bathrooms? I was so happy when that started happening. Get what you fucking deserve you pests.
NEVER forget to have a smoke while having sex with your sibling
>>542500026I dunno, mixed friend circles worked just fine. People weren't insistent that everybody of the opposite sex was a potential mate lol.
>>542500157NTA anon but you, my nigga, is LYIN'.
>>542500252Consider one friend circle: 20~ people huddled together in the same place at lunch, with a roughly equal sex distribution. Why is that even a desirable situation to compete in? It's like a reverse prisoner's dilemma: if everybody is trying to prove their macho qualities, it just gets too retarded and noisy and nobody will give a fuck; if nobody is posturing, then one person openly using lunchtime to try and bang all 10~ girls in the circle will be quickly subjected to ridicule. The only winning move is to just be fucking normal at lunch, then talk to the one girl you ended up liking when walking home and see what happens.
>>542500135sauce?
Nemlei is a whore, yes?
>>542502981This question format is very funny to me.
Noelle isn't a whore, in fact she is my very pretty wife!
>>542503676She isn't real. Get mental help.
>>542504197
>>542500026The latter part was a bit unnecessary, but anyone who doesn't realize having women in the group changes the dynamic completely is either severely unobservant or lying. Mixed-gender company really only works when everyone is married and it's just married couples doing married couple things.
>>542506269>having women in the group changes the dynamic completely is either severely unobservant or lyingIt's only a problem in small circles. When you introduce one girl to a group of 4 boys, they will all want a piece of her. But a mixed-sex circle of 20+ people has existing group politics that make dick measuring contests pointless.
>>542506586>hanging out with 20+ peoplefuck that noise.
>>542506651Same. That's a whole fucking classroom worth. Depending how bad you want the girl it's still doable just more obstacles. Got to just stay around her with out making it super obvious or creepy.
>>542500026>Girls ruin everything with their presence.Speaking from personal experience, i presume? Maybe you should reconsider the kind of girls (or the kind of people in general) you adhere to.
>>542506651That's how big the typical lunchtime circle was when I was in high school. Remembering names off the top of my head, my main circle was 12 boys and 11 girls, including me. I say "main circle" cause people did have other circles they'd hang out with on occasion; my other circle was actually really small, usually averaging 5 people (not including me), though it occasionally had 8.>>542507108A whole classroom would be about 30.
>>542498017Why are her shoes on?
>>542508010You know why.
>>542508201Yeah, I'm why. Now take them off
>>542508010I was wondering the same thing but I didn't want to fetishpost on /calg/
>>542508829I don't believe you
>>542508935
>>542508625You did the right thing.
>>542508935The Coffin of Andy and Leyley? The, Coffin of, Andy and Leyley. The Coffin of Andy and Leyley!
>>542509042Someone call the Based Department
>>542499593>and she thought I was calling her fat Is she fat?
>>542509440She's kind of skinny, but fat at all the right places if ya know whuddai mean. *wink* *wink*
>>542509704I wish my sister had a fat butt. I'm a tits man by nature, but I like buttcheeks too.
>>542509704Nice, she shouldn't have any reason to think you're calling her fat. Just slap her ass as many times as she's slapped yours.
>>542509915I presume she has big tits?
>>542510140Huge, almost comically so.
>>542507412I made my group the kind of group I want to hang out with.
>>542510167Just give her more calories. She'll have a bigger butt and even bigger tits.
>>542510389As much as I'd enjoy a bit of chub, she's at a point where she's (relatively) confident in how she looks and it'd be insanely selfish of me to want her to change her body to suit my whims. Besides, she'll put on a bit of weight naturally after nature takes its course.
https://x.com/kero_coffin/status/1977668667228967364
>>542457661It's a hussy!
>>542459020We know, Andrew.
https://x.com/Miksary_/status/1977540643908972659
>>542511369This artist does NOT understand triangle theory! Nevermind that her breasts should be getting squished due to the hug!
>>542510861I want to open her door
>>542449927Would
>>542510241Same.
It's funny. You work so hard, you do everything you can to get away from a place. And when you finally get a chance to leave, you find a reason to stay.
>>542513839I don't remember this CG
Why didn't renee and doug just buy the kids age of mythology could have avoided this whole mess if they had some fuckin games to play stupid little idiots
>>542510620Period cramps would do nothing to an average man's pain tolerance. God, women.
>>542509946>>542510167>>542510606I haven't done this in a while but drunkanon?
>>542516295You're right on the last two.
>>542516354Glad to see you up and running.
>>542517680I'm literally always here.
>>542517732Glad to... read you, then.
>>542514632It's too early in the timeline. If Renee could have made Ashley an iPad baby she totally would have though.
>>542516354I FUCKING knew it. I'm the smartest -shley there is.
>>542518557>too early????
>>542518953He means that the siblings were born way too early to become hylics at hand of social media brainrot, i guess.
>>542518594putting on glasses doesn't make Ashley smarter, it just gives her headaches
>>542514632they were too poor to even buy yu gi oh cards for Andrew
>>542503676Was Noelle a virgin before Yule
>>542519251that has nothing to do with my post
>>542519251>>542521798I meant screens in general, unless you count the TV.
>>542508010the barefoot photo set is an Onlyfans exclusive
>>542524491
>>542497502>What's the password, Anondy?>Ashley I don't have time for this!>Aaaaaanondy! Password!>Ugh... "Ashley is pretty, smart, and has awesome fat tits.">And?>"And she's an amazing cook...">Ding ding! Was that so hard? You're all logged in, Anondy.
>>542526889>>"And she's an amazing cook..."I have GOT to get my dyslexia checked
>>542526889>>542528639Me too apparently because I still can't figure out what's wrong with that sentence
>>542530837I read it as "she has an amazing cock"
>>542520701I'd say 90% chance she was
>>542531318This is the secret password!
Oatmeal cookie brother
Chomp!
>>542534086if Ashley could actually bake then Andrew would never leave her side to visit Juliabut Ashley is too much of a failure
I want my sister to be fat and lay on top of me
>>542534614Julia doesn't know how to make scrambled eggs
Fat sisters are less than hussies
>>542537342that's because Andrew scrambles Julia's eggs for her
>>542534086I'm so happy for the oatmeal cookie art. I've been wanting oatmeal cookies for weeks
>>542537342Are there people out there who actually cant make scrambled eggs?
>>542534951Wow Nemlei, you're so cool!!
https://youtu.be/SlFm7u2rGhg?si=kXzJV2GUYCt6HX-e&t=9m30sI watched Flowers In The Attic (2014) again and I just remembered how Delphic the soundtrack was. Especially the timestamp I put there in the link that plays when they kiss. That dark, macabre, tragic/forbidden romance vibe, it's literally incest music. Type of piano shit that starts playing when you and your sisters start kissing.
>>542539690I mean 9:30 in the video, in case the fucking link doesn't work.
>>542534614>>542537441Seriously, how am I supposed to look at her and NOT want to lick her armpits?
>>542537441Clearly not because she never got pregnant and Andrew was very cautious about that.
>>542539690>and I just remembered how Delphic the soundtrack was>it's literally incest musicHahaha this fucking general, never change /calg/...
>>542542280Shut up! It's literally incest music. You can feel the>I really shouldn't kiss my sister>howeverin it. The "my parent/s abandoned me and my sibling trapped in somewhere and now we HAVE to bond as siblings (sex)" thing. The subtle sexual tension, the drama, THE KINO. It perfectly encapsulates the current ethos. You wouldn't get it...
>>542520701she sucked and fucked everyone in the village to pay off her debts
>>542544029That’s what her mother wanted for her
You guys kept saying wait till the 13th. Today is the 13th. So what happened?
>>542546745Noelle's mom did NOT want her to become a prostitute! Mom was explicitly clear that Noelle shouldn't think about it because she was going to be a snowflake maker
>>542547273The 14th, actually
>>542547273It's just copetards who are looking for any and all excuse to latch onto dates and hype themselves up as though something is going to happen.
>>542547350Noelle mom was not that bad, and i think that comment was overblow out of proportion. I think it was coming from a place of worry and desperation for her family, and can't do that much but to trust her daughter because she didn't knew what to do herself, but she cared for their well being regardless. She was probably the only MC parent that actually cared about her family across all Nemlei games.
Does Yule ever let Noelle cum or is he selfish?
>>542492729Kinda fucked up they killed a pregnant woman.
>>542551210Are you implying Room 302 woman or Renee were pregnant when they were killed?
>>542552495>Room 302 woman
Open the door. We know you have hussies in there. Don't resist.
IS SOMETHING HAPPENING?
>>542555407
>>542503676nomorashii...
>>542555792Imagine Nemlei peeing her panties in front of you
>>542552495Can't be. Renee would abort immediately, and the guards getting 302 Lady pregnant is too cursed even for this game.
>see an ad involving a brother and sister taking a road trip together>I immediately start shipping them
>>542499593Maybe you should try killing yourself
>>542499593Never kill yourself.
>>542558826Don't even bother responding to the avatarfag
>>542550427sometimes
>>542560239I want him to dieAll of himThey are a plague You arent himYou will never be himYou are worthless
>>542561491>I want him to die>All of himWho exactly are you referring to?
>>542563345He's mad people use the character portraits as reaction images or something
>>542564130
>>542536953Real
https://x.com/atterbucaneve/status/1968430389350773140
>>542518247What are you drinking tonight, Drunkanon?
>>542564130>It's Kit9 again, huh?
>>542565326Weird nose
Nemlei caught jacking off elderly men, "No time for devlog"
Brothercels I'm not feeling too good about Episode 4. Is Nemlei burnt out? Is Kit9 burnt out? It's crazy to think Episode 1 was pumped out within a month yet we haven't even had a devlog in 4 months.
>>542564257If she ain't 180 she ain't a lady
>>542568675At first I thought this was a reply to this (>>542567595), implying 180 degrees of dexterity in order to jack off two men simultaneously.
>>542568420At this point it's safe to assume it's not coming out this year
Nemlei will give us Ep4 on Christmas!
>>542570573Are you German by any chance?
I want to ball up and die
https://x.com/_Aldael_/status/1977941316408340844/photo/1
>>542577261thiu, we need to have sex , now!
>>542552495Would Andrew and Ashley kill a clearly pregnant Renee?
>>542578413can't beat the classics.
>>542581242I miss Nemlei's update art, it was such a fun little gimmick. I hope the next chapter is absolutely everything she wants it to be, and lives up to her own expectations and blows ours all at the same time, because I really miss having her around as much as we used to.
I'm not even horny anymore. I just want to hold her
>>542582575How big is your Julia folder?
>>542582639I have one Coffin folder with everything in it. But I have over 300 Julias, last I counted
Is Julia the first Laestadian character in gaming?
>>542584981She's a normie Lutheran who goes to church because that's what her parents do.
>>542588226No, I think she's a Laestadian because she cares about God watching in 199x.
>>542580227Thiu needs to have sex, with women
>>542588857What woman? Vivian only humors him out of guilt and Tal is taken
>>542588857>>542588964I ship Ashley x Thiu
>>542589025what
>>542589025In theory may actually work. Ashley's upbeat attitude and clingyness can pull Thiu out of his slumps
>>542539690is the movie good? i read the trilogy but haven't seen the movie.
Another day without Ivy pegging me...it never gets easier.
>>542590137Don't worry, for if Anon can find his Noelle wife, you'll find your Ivy wife yet!
>>542590318sir this is the coffin general
https://files.catbox.moe/qajghq.mp4
>>542590416Nemlei told me this is /bhg/.
>>542590983Nemlei made a point of telling me this was not a fotm """"""horse"""""" gacha general thoughever and she especially deslikes it when it's totally irrelevant.
>>542591247>deslikes
>>542591789It's 3am and I've been awake for 32 hours.
>>542591840
>>542591951What, you expect me to have a life?
>>542408576great post i love this song and ronnie radke so much
>content drought so rough that I've taken to combing AO3 for any Coffin-related fics, hoping to find something to scratch the itch
>>542560239That's not avatarfagging you absolute retard
>>542589718It's kinda low budget I think but it's very Coffinesque so it's good. My condolences for the trilogy though, you should've stopped at the first book.
Happy belated Anniversary /calg/!I wanted to use this image for so long
I want to hit Andrew. I want to hit Andrew with a rock. He summoned LU with a fucking pentagram and a blood sacrifice but that's not enough for him, because being a pretentious atheist is more important to him than admitting he's witnessing actual demons.
>>542594018I think that's a good sign you need to invest yourself in a variety of things. I haven't seen a single writer who can capture the very specific feeling Nemlei gives with Coffin, and I think you might be doing yourself a disservice by anticipating one very specific thing to the exclusion of others.>>542566061I drink a lot less now, so nothing.
>>542595148I'd rather hit Andrew with a rock for the way he treats Ashley.
>>542597157Ashley is at least as much at fault as he is, why does everyone give her a pass?
>>542597275Because she has big tits
>>542597275>why does everyone give her a pass?Because she's a woman and Andrew is a man.
>>542597275Its quite literally the opposite for most discourse about them.
>>542595148>capitalising "entity"Pozzedrew
>>542598947I always pictured Lady Unknown as a black lady.
RELEASE THE NEMLEI CUT!!!
>>542597275Anyone who wants to take sides or blame one sibling or the other is a retard who didn't understand the game.
Do you think Andrew had a shower because he literally came in his pants and needed to get rid of it?
SHROOMLEY GOES GLOBAL!!!!
>>542602734>binlanebin
>>542603332A cute bundle of love is a reason to not have kids?
>>542603332An evil clump of hatred is a good reason to not have kids.
Kit9 tongues my anus daily until there is a devlog
Would you put hands on this? It shows you really care.
Realistic predictions for next release? I'm going to say February 2026. Burial? Probably Qrd 1 of 2027.
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHAT CUNTS ON [PORTRAIT VIDEO SITE] ARE DOING
>>542604961Quiet. Your tantrum fit will wake the neighbors.
>>542605617Get that mop away from her
It's never coming out, is it?
>>542605617She's so goddamn cute!
>>542605826Early access hit n run.
>>542604376Yeah that's not A&A at this point
>>542606395It's based on leaked content. Its their cousins from the moms side. Brandon and Bailey. Source=I work for triple a nemlei studios.
Ashley should keep Andrew in a chastity cage and torture him with a wand vibrator until he spurts, it is the best way to control himBitch in a box ending fixed
>>542604898I think December for Decay Part 2/4(A?), then late 2026/early 2027 for Burial. I do wonder if Burial will be one or two parts.
>>542610107>one or two
>>542603332I'm trying to figure out if her under-eyes are really that hollow or is it makeup visual illusion
>>542608432Go back to your containment board, faggot
>>542594279the ending is pretty bittersweet all and all and that good enough for me to be honest. but anything after ne- i mean't vc andrews, is just so fucking bad
>>542611557Daily pegging for Andrew. Giving Andrew hormones so he becomes feminine. Mashing Andrews prostate until he spurts in his cage
Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.
>>542610107Either way, just hope that Nemlei wraps it up nicely. As much as I, and probably the fanbase to a bigger extent want mkre content, I also know that if you try to drag something along for two long, it dies a fate worse than death. (think of something like Star Wars). So, hopefully, Burial warrants 2 episodes, and that's it for Andrew and Ashley. Maybe some aort of yearly slice of life comics too, would be nice. Like She could do one for every route, potentially.
>>542615462>he doesn't know about the tv serialisation
>>542615462We'll get a 26 episode show plus 4 movies
>>542407551I actually enjoy the Rneee x Andrew ship even though it's ooc
>>542617976If west wasn't so cucked we would get a tcoaal adaptation like Japan does to almsot every visual novel
>>542618332Would be cool to get a mini anaimated series in theory. But I also don't trust any of the sudios competent enough to handle a production like that Hollywood is too pozzed, gay, and jewish. Would probably have a moralfaggot, "incest is wrong" ending too.
>>542618332Unfortunately tcoaal animation will never happen because all animation is made by South and North Korean slaves, which means Nemlei would have to let the Koreans touch the IP.
>>542618653It is so baffling how westerners always mroslfsg about this while having the exact same problems that Japan does if not more severly. Tbf Japan also cracked down on incest stuff and nowadays you can't make incest stuff in romance that easily Last big one was yosuga no sora
>>542618153buy an ad for your shitty hagmod already. i know it's gruelingly expensive for you jeets, but you're not getting anywhere like this. which isn't a bad thing.
>>542619027>Japan also cracked down on incest stuffCoffin might be the only thing left that will actually carry the torch. Already so slandered, lied about, and misunderstood. Doesn't help there's an army of so called, "fans" that constantly do a disservice to it by associating it too goonerslop... its only partially goonerish
>>542621859Stop responding to bait, retard
>>542578281This Ashley does not skip leg day.
>>542603931Too whorish, also booba too small.
>>542622065name her route
>>542613761How many?
>>542619027They can in novels, even light novels, just not anime. Japan is weird, sometimes the government doesn't even bother to legislate shit. For example you (a company like shonen jump) might receive a letter directly from the imperial house explaining why it's a bad idea/immoral to do certain things and not only will most companies comply, but they'll also frame the letter and put it on a wall.
>>542623138Shit like this is what truly holds Japan back from being the model society everyone thinks it is. The high trust and homogenous society don't matter if everyone acts like a fucking automaton. Especially in the face of open tyranny. That's why white people had(keyword) the best ones for awhile. Struck the best balance.
>>542621859Are you retarded anon?>>542622006It's not bait you schizo
>>542603931adult ashley doesn't paint her nails, nor does she wear lipstick. so, no. i wouldn't lay hands on this cheap facsimile.
And when you follow through and wind up on your backLooking up at no stars in the sky those white clouds have turned it black
>>542624361Nah, I think having an imperial house act as a morality/priestly branch of the government is based. You know that the government could spend three months drafting some draconian law that bans incest and punishes artists with heavy fines or community service, right? Instead of doing that they'll send you a letter explaining nicely why it might be a bad idea to fetishize... idk, the sukumizu swimsuit for example (often worn by 13-15 year old girls).
>>542595175>I drink a lot less faggot
>>542629271Drinking is homosexual though. Homosexuals are much more likely to be alcoholics. And smokers.
what the fuck
>>542630072Both of them are boys.
>>542630072Unfortunately given fandom proclivities, there's an incentive to lie about relation so you can't be too sure they're not just pretending for upboats.
>>542630072But are they actually siblings or is she pretending her boyfriend is her brother for attention?
>>542622414>>542626189Good. Less competition for me. You want the perfect leyley, you're going to need good a.i prompts.
>>542633729>perfect LeyleyDoesn't exist. That's the point.
>>542629271Sorry man, I'm just considering my long-term health. I don't have any real reason to be miserable any more, I have considerations for the future, and at my age getting drunk happens way too quickly and hurts too much the next day.>>542633729>AI prompts and 3D Ashley cosplayersYou'll never redeem yourself.
https://x.com/apollo_gizeed/status/1977803186963611775
>>542642810I do NOT miss those dogshit desks in every university dorm
>>542641897>tfw no best friend and roommate to care about the future with
https://x.com/Angel00954/status/1957980766203441333
I bet Ashley can actually bake many things well, not just oat cookies.
>>542647045Girls are generally decent bakers, and if they aren't they learn quickly. Meanwhile, I'm a damn good cook but I can't bake worth a shit because I cook entirely via "eh, that's probably about right" which for baking will create a semi-sapient abomination.
>>542649181I tried to bake a pumpkin cake once and it somehow ended up being something akin to a pumpkin flatbred, my sister did say that it tasted good, so it wasn't a total failure.
https://x.com/Icy_Coffin/status/1978154653951950985
https://x.com/OTKPRISON/status/1977831010764247253
>>542656348
what if the bed in renee and doug's basement was for another child they were planning to have? one they wouldn't have fucked up, had their two failures not put an end to them. wouldn't it be crazy cool if there was a third sibling?
>>542659592I think they learned their lesson after one disappointment and one embarrassment, they'd much rather have kinky sex in their lonesome
https://x.com/Angel00954/status/1978133493746971073
>>542660068There will be a scene in Burial where Andrew makes out with a surprised Ashley in front of Julia after Ashley gets annoyed at him being so complacent.
>>542659774they were just kids. surely they matured by the time the game took place? or at least they would've thought of themselves as mature.
>>542660297Douglas was a wet napkin of a person and Renee was too far up her own ass to ever mature
https://x.com/mismispink/status/1978194546304454866
>>542661794My spidey sense is tingling. This was drawn by a transexual wasn't it?
>>542661794Ironically, I would put good money on an actual woman who is just a member of the cult. The characters are too deliberately masculine to play into the delusion of an actual transexual.
>>542661794#NotMyAndrea
>>542661925You should go suck their pp in return for more promised coffin art.
>>542661794>Bodybuilder Andrew>Goth Ashley>"gender bent"Thanks, I hate it
Here's slightly better swap art. Only slightly, don't expect much.
>>542666714That just looks like colour swapped eyes and like Andrew is a gay bottom.
>>542661925Is there a reason why many so trans are into incest
>>542661794Need Andrew to stretch Asher's bussy
>>542668129There innate sexual degeneracy puts a bad name on any fetish.
>>542568420
I want to suck Thiu's cock
>>542668129When talking about trannies online, 95% time people are talking about autogynephilic MtFs specifically (as opposed to FtMs or HSTS MtFs). Autogynephilic trannies heavily draw from the population of males with that exhibit signs of being on the autism spectrum. So questions like why are trannies so much into programming, why are trannies so much into speed-running, etc. are all really questions of why are autistic males into those hobbies and interests. The answer to both questions will be the same.That said, I don't think they are into incest anymore they're than into any other sexual fetish.
>>542669992Truthnuke. A minority of the fandom are trannies and project their mental illness onto Ashley not understanding that Ashley's crazy is not the same.
>>542665053>>Goth Ashley
>>542671273Ashley is not actually goth, this is a common misconception. It's just the artstyle. The siblings have dark brooding features, but are not goth or emo, maybe 90s/2000s grunge, but mostly normal looking.
>>542671962>The siblings have dark brooding features, but are not goth or emo, maybe 90s/2000s grunge, but mostly normal looking.thanks for proving my point, retard
>>542671962>this is a common misconception.I don't remember a single goth not being into satanism before.are you sure you're not ashley's design with something else?
>>542674940*you're not confusingFML
>>542669258
>>542671962>this is a common misconception>implying satanism is not a very normal thing goth people always dowhere are you getting these false info from anyway?
>>542595148if christianity wasn't the dominant religion of the current times you wouldn't think thisalso pentagrams are a universal symbol and were used to summon all manner of neutral or benevolent beingshistorically magick was used to get closer to God and invocations/evocations revolved around angels and higher orders of heavenly beings
This dosen't make your horny, right?
>>542677627no, freakoff with her feet, NOW
My family was having dinner and talking about weddings and at one point my sister said "IF I get married" and I had to stop myself from saying "worst care scenario, you and I could get married"This is your fault, /calg/. You guys keep telling me to marry my sister and it's going to make me say something stupid that I will regret forever
>>542618153It's funny that mod Renee is arguably more evil than canon Renee.
>>542661794>They ackshually like being Satanic murderbobosName a more secondary meme than this
>>542408716Taking off work to perform a seance at a haunted crossroads fifty miles from where I live.
>>542408716I completely forgot about Halloween until my sister asked me about it a few minutes ago. It's on a Friday, so I'll probably do absolutely nothing since I have no friends, just like always
