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Spamtong
>>542408736Thread theme to fit the OP:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC5PU9YNlGM
personal creations anchor reply with your latest pubes
Kiss goot
Battat surpassing Tenna as the tumblr Sexyman
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what's up
Kissing Toby and getting him pregnant
Deltarune needs a song like this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bstgcbrAPNo
>>542408970
Who else on this thread is drunk rn? Cause I'm sure as hell enjoying myself belting out musical numbers!
hello i love them
I would carry toby's heavy luggage for him. Hell I would carry him too
Every time I see an extremely tall salaryman while commuting home I get so hormonal thanks to Tenna
We need more Soulelle art.
Making out with your childhood best friend is normal, right?
>>542409225Do it for me, buddy
>>542409018Hi Tobyfag, do you have that photo of him at the party now?
>>542409225If I see another pube art post I’m going to have to get drunk
>>542409225Man, I need to drag my friends to karaoke again
>>542409318
post that battat again hot
Another day of hallucinating Deltarune in the Hans Christian Andersen fairy tale...
>>542409307all kriselle art is essentially either of the two, but never both>canon (soulelle)>wholesome
>>542409225I haven't had alcohol in almost a year. Not a huge fan of it desu
>>542409582I can't even imagine the taste of rum or tequila without gagging, had 14 shots in one night for the hell of it and got a sinus headache the next day
>>542409462God I want to write another Kriselle fic.
i forgor-Current whiteboard: https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25076319-0475-3696-Previous whiteboard: https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/95345055-1901-8243-Magma: https://magma.com/d/QiFH9rWyRh-WorldOfText: https://www.ourworldoftext.com/utg
>>542409663I'll have vodka if it's mixed with something but others like rum are actually disgusting. I like some sweet tasting wines and I have a bottle in my fridge but I haven't wanted it so it's just been sitting there unopened.
>>542409526Spamton is the key to all of this, if we can get Spamton working. 'Cause he's a funnier character than we've had in any of the games.
>>542409321>>542409357>>542409397>>542409582I swear I would go absolutely feral if I had the chance to sing a villain musical number with a partner, maybe next time I go out partying I'll actually do that instead of getting pished in my living room lol
Guys, I'm stuck fighting Jevil, I can't get past this attack, any advice?
>>542409509Which one
>>542409718wholesome kriselle is not supported by the lore of the game because toby wants gay shit, not gay shit that's just implied.
>>542410009Sounds like a fun idea, definitely do it.
>>542408970>>542406512
>>542409997i don't think he's going to take any role anywhere again but i agree that he's been VERY central to all this.he had this ring, ominously shaped of thorns from a flower.reminds me of an old friend.
>>542410273I NEED TENNA TO DO THIS WITH MY CUM WHY IS HE NOT REAL??
>>542410107the one just posted
>>542408736current whiteboard https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25076319-0475-3696previoushttps://r9.whiteboardfox.com/95345055-1901-8243
>>542410101I love tail wagging
>>542409991I've tried good rum before and it's really nice. If you don't like cognac and other strong spirits then it might be hard to stomach
>>542410202>wholesome kriselle is not supported by the lore of the game>every noelle scene in chapter 2 where Susie isn't present>half the interactions in Noelle's room in 4>weird route chapter 4 where we almost get a kiss when Noelle isn't even wearing the ringWholesome Kriselle is the endgame and you can't convince me otherwise.
>>542410273I wish I was Tenna 2
>>542409018where could he be going????
i want to spoon with an enby twink
>>542410273thank you anon, bless you, may your wildest dreams come true. this genuinely makes me wish I had someone to go down on me I haven't had that in so long...
>>542410556The irl Battat?
>>542410620ur moms house
>>542410620Church
>>542410273or: spamton putting his hand over his mouth and forcing him to swallow. which is less gay
>>542410805spamton holding tenna's face against his crotch as he cums so tenna is forced to swallow it...
>>542410794Didn't Toby go to church as a kid? If he did, he should know that homosexuality goes against the word of God.
>>542410584>every scene in ch2 where susie isn't presentpretty much her just oozing pussy juice, touching herself sopping wet to susie.>half of the interactions in noelle's room in 4?>weird route chapter 4 where we almost get a kiss from herand what heppens then?oh right, story or *ME.face it: the game hates you and there will be no happy ending for kris. you are made to be a gay wingman.
>>542410923tenna holding spamtons crotch against his face so hes forced to cum down his throat
>>542409903having a lot of fun with the whiteboard, thanks to whoever set it up :)
Tenna LOVE
>>542411095Holy fuck
>>542411028>gay wingmanPerfect
>>542410750with the dice necklace
i really need more yaoi in my life
>>542411028
>>542411302teevie a cute
>>542411371
>>542410651Thanks :)You'll find your Tenna, anon>>542410805>>542410923guhhhhhhhhhhh gghggfhg yum...
>>542411272god i'm so fucking horny rn. gonna go find a fic
>>542411415WEAK.>*Spears Of Justice.ogg*
>>542409045kill yourself
The true endgame is either krisuselle because the game has already foreshadowed it multiple times, or Kris x (you) because Kris is a tsundere lil cactus who secretly liked (you) all along but couldn't say anything about it.
>>542411371A free sample just for (You)
Do any voiceanons have a clip of someone saying "PIPPINS" in a funny tone or whatever?
I want this
>>542411661you are asking people to do the antithesis of funny in a funny way.
>>542411645>game has already foreshadowed it multiple timesEvery time a "throuple" is brought up, it is in a mocking or comedic manner.
My pet salesmen
>>542409526Sure, but I mean the very specific subgenre of Noelle lusting after the soul/(You) specifically.
these pokemon leaks are pissing me off
I want more Nonyo representation.
It's kinda funny that Roaring Knight and Roulxs Kaard have the same initials, because I just wrote IWTCIRK and realized the implications
Is Battlefield 6 actually good or it is just modern Dice CoD wannabe cancer
>>542411946wish rouxls would force me into a threesome
>>542411996i don't deal in soulelle but i hope this helps.
>>542411525>>542411653thank you i love homosexuality
Why did Chara do this???
>>542410651I am not interested in sex at all and I don't think I'll ever have a partner anyway lol but I've been thinking about paying a guy one day to go down of me if he looks good enough and the price seems fair, but for now I must suffer the curse of a poorfag I wish you luck anon may that happen to you again someday
>>542412002starmie's my favorite pokemon and i want to like its mega evolution but can't help but feel a bit disappointedsaid fave deltarune
>>542412275>stabs toriel viciously fof fifteen times>sixteenth time is chara auto-attacking with an immediate crit>"why would chara do that?"
>>542412185>NEWE RULE SAYETH THOU TWO SHALST TAP THIS KAARD AT THE ENDST OF EVERIE TURNE
https://files.catbox.moe/pgvzcw.mp4 survival horror fan game in the bunker when
Okay maybe I’m lacking physical affection in a very dangerous way, because I hugged my Ralsei plush and got that same feeling when hugging someone. Wish I knew how to describe it besides ‘I feel safe/comforted’.
>>542411028Fuck you. You can never get me to agree with it.
>>542412559darkest dungeon but the bunker is the dungeon and hometown/castletown are the hamlet
>>542411946Rouxls polycule exists to reflect Kris's current views on polyamory and their fear that they are getting in the way of their 2 crushes(Susie and Noelle)'s relationship. That's because Kris witnessed a failing polycule before(between Asgore, Rudy, Toriel and Carole) and that's their only point of reference so far.
>>542409991Well to be fair I was drinking 1800 Coconut and Jameson, not lighter fluid by any means
>>542412630>CoL is secretly basedHuh. Who knew?
>>542410272God damn I sound like a faggot, I was gushing about epic the musical and instantly I could tell I was being annoying, this is why I prefer to be around other drunks like this>>542410569White rum mixed with mustard is godly even if I'm more of a wine hoe>>542412585I once stabbed myself with a blade cause I felt too comfortable if that counts towards anything
>>542411361The corkboard??
Honey you've got a big storm coming
>>542412073He is gaster's darkersona no way it's an accident
>>542412718If we're expanding this analysis to Asriel's class than Pants is the exact stereotype of a poly man(mainly agreeing to it out of insecurity than anything, both girls are more into each other than him, only one of them actually likes him at all) whereas Asriel does not have to settle for anyone in Hometown's chopped ass at all let alone an open relationship but likely will anyway because he's a wet blanket
Kill this dumb bitch she's hiding the truth.
>>542412291nooo anon sex work is wrong it wouldnt be right to make someone have sex with you if they wouldn't do it without financial coersion come on
>>542412718>Rouxls polycule exists to reflect Kris's current views on polyamory and their fear that they are getting in the way of their 2 crushes(Susie and Noelle)'s relationshipThat's a stretch, but it could be possible.>That's because Kris witnessed a failing polycule before(between Asgore, Rudy, Toriel and Carole) and that's their only point of reference so farThis is headcannon. Please consider cutting off the pornography for a while.
>>542408736me when vs. susie
>>542410202This. Toby only likes women when they are GAY.
>>542412772Here's another good'n for you.This was what I made the Susie vocaroo thing for, btw.
>>542412906I would be Tenna's personal Nanako and sing along with him every single time if it made him feel better
>>542412585Touch starvation can be tough. Hope you're able to find someone, anon.
>>542412906This updated?
>>542413025Okay "wet blanket" is the wrong word, I moreso meant "wet dog"
>>542412630
>>542412906No...NONOOOO TENNAAAAA!!GET HIM OUT OF THERE!!!
>>542412779>I once stabbed myself with a blade cause I felt too comfortable if that counts towards anythingJesus dude. Don’t ever do that again.I just want the same closeness these images have. The one where you can look at each other and know exactly what the other person is thinking without saying anything. I love that oneness.
>>542412906Is FemKris going to rape him as well?
>>542413214Yeah, that's from the latest page
I used to go through my /utg/ folder for fun but now I just get sad thinking about how much time has passed since saved these pics
>>542412291You probably don't need to pay someone to do that but you'd have to be willing to put yourself out there and go find someone. There are plenty of men who'd go down on you for free most likely but the hard parts are finding one you like and actually going through with it if you find one.
Women...
>>542412906Is this from the Spamton rape comic?
>>542413038what's.... what's inside her?
sex with battat cosplayers
Watch this, NOWhttps://youtu.be/xfby2MF8yrQKkp62q40pUvpJZI3
>>542413605No
>>542413354I've got /utg/ pics from 2016.
>>542413354May Krabs have found his Susie.
>>542413180It does. I hope I find someone as well, but considering how much of a NEET I am, I doubt I will any time soon.At least I can write about it.
>>542408970Big boobs: https://litter.catbox.moe/bdlzg2r1051o0i8x.png
>>542413726>Dess is the big spoonAs it should be
>>542413493yes
>>542413751were her nipples stung by bees
>>542413852>And now, angry ticks come spiraling out my nipples>MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>542413683Damn>>542413718He probably got consumed by work and other responsibilities, 2018 oldfags be getting old and stuff
Why is spamton italian.
>>542413605impressively high effort
>>542414030I wish most oldfags get to be older: R.I.P FriskyBitsy
>>542414087>because he is supposed to be greasy and untrustworthy.
Undertale and Deltarune being the way that they are makes a lot of sense when you realize Toby is a tried and true Christian who actually practices what he preaches.It's funny that MatPat might not've considered the intentional Christian undertones in Undertale at all when he gave the Pope a copy of one.
>>542414087Looks more like TF2 spy
What would Tenna feel if you made him constantly play Hentai for a day strraight
>>542413852Inverted nipples as seen in my japanese porn games
>>542414030Some of us haven't changed though.
>>542414238Depends on the Hentai.
>>542413429No anon, I am autistic and don't know how to flirt, I don't understand flirting at all, I wouldn't know how to get into the situation where I can get sexual with someone. I wouldn't even know who to ask, the fucking oldass ugly married neighbor? The equally ugly younger dude 2 houses away that already has a gf? I don't really meet new people on the regular and it's really hard for me to connect with others anyway. I'm not interested in relationships either.I still think I'd rather pay because I know I'm not up to returning any favors and touching some rando's dick, let alone have one penetrate me, and just getting to that point seems like a fucking massive hassle. I wanna pay and just be done with it.
>>542413852they were repeatedly bitten (by me)
>>542414172Unironically Undertale is one of the most Christian piece of media of the 21st century, a flip on the old cliche of killing the enemies in a video game may be outdated now but at the time? It was truly revolutionary to consider every enemy is an actual person with lives, a reminder that everyone you kill is a person no matter how much you try to deny it
>>542414334I will make him watch yandere and menhera hentai until he starts acting like a 地雷女 jirai onna(landmine woman)
>>542414570Sex is the "end" of the relationship, if you dont want a relationship you cannot obtain true passionate sex, you cannot merge your bodies as one if you refuse to become one. This is a crisis of your own making for you refuse to walk the path.
>>542414570Read more yaoi to learn how to flirt
>>542414707Thabks chatgpt.
Ughhhh I can’t stop thinking about hugging and cuddling and kissing and other stuff.I feel so stupid, I’m 25 years old, I shouldn’t be doing this, I should be working a job.
>>542414553If there ever was a scene like that in Deltarune it'd break me.
>>542414859Literally me but I'm 26At least I have my imaginary friend to keep me company, even if she doesn't let me hug her
>>542414087I don't dislike human post-acid Spamton since its just a skin tone change and ditching the puppet features but I have seen some paler ones.
Truth: When I’m out in public, I grab random babies in strollers and scream at them before putting them back and bolting.I also smoke in public places and blow the smoke right at anyone with asthma.I don’t even like Hussie, like, at all.Temmie’s a shotacon.Our entire dev team? all fucked.At this rate, Deltarune's not lookin’ too hot.I'm high on painkillers, my doctor prescribed me for my fucked up ass wrist.I'm so UNDER this fucking TALE, man I hate this.
>>542414859Can you not do both? Get a job so you can afford to hug and cuddle and kiss?
>>542414553sauce?
>>542414954This is not my fat manlet puppet bf, yucky
>>542414859>>542414952Literally me but 24. Invest in a cat. It helps.
>>542414847Fuck you slag, I actually typed it out for as cringe it sounds, chatgpt can never be as mentally ill as I, I'll stick it out your ears and through yourr nostril
>>542414859its okay to have dreams but try to be realistic.
>>542414818I am not looking for passionate sex or sex at all for that matter. I am not going through any crisis, I don't know what the fuck you're on about.
>>542414859I wish I can. I keep thinking my fave would be too disgusted to do that with me.
>>542415179Buy a vibrator
>>542414778Managing Tenna's mood swings would be such a nightmare
>>54241485936. Still want it. Had a dream I was dating an old childhood crush of mine, and she asked if I wanted to go get a burger with her. I was like "Oh yeah, I can just DO that now!"Fuck.
>>542415050chameshida
>>542414818i do not disagree with you but could you have said it any less gay?
>>54241485942 had it but lost it because I got weird. Haven't desired it since as I only wanted it from one girl and she long ago moved on, got married, and had kids while I spend my day here living in my head
>>542414984fuck off
Why did MANTLE force me to rape Noelle?
>>542414842I am too autistic and too boyish for it to work even if I knew how to flirt.>>542415264Would but I fear it'd be too noisy for the shared house I live in.
>>542415435Nope.
I think ive been jacking off too much I feel drained of my life force and energy and zest for life
>>542415493>42 and still faveing it up on the ol' /utg/Do you at least have something going on in your life or are you gonna scare me even more than you already have
>>542415886i can tell
Is it just me or the Undertale fandom unusually quiet after Chapter 3 and 4 came out
>>542416075Why would the Undertale fandom be talking about Deltarune? Idiot.
>>542414859I'm 26 years old and a virgin.
>>542415897saaaaame
>>542416075It's not, I'd say it's pretty active actuallyYou're probably remembering how it was post-ch2 and comparing it to now
>>542415916Right now? Perogis
>>542414859>>542416249go talk to a girl or something
>>542412823battat is my mind virus
>>542414859I'm barely 20 but I feel the same, I'm deathly afraid of losing anyone again so I close myself off with a multitude of addictions, that's understandable right? That primal fear to stay with someone beyond death, I know it's probably a fantasy in today's world but I know what I'm like, I would stay loyal to the one beyond even death, be it man, women or the in betweens, I want to love the person, not the societal image if them.
>>542414859Me too.
>>542415849There are tons of vibrators that are designed to be quiet, do some research
>>542416304very polish of you
>>542416213No I mean around the time 3 & 4 came out it just went real quiet and didn't pick up again afterwards
>>542414570Flirt 101:>Hey bby, how you doing girl>I am fine, thank you asking>I am smiling, because I am excited to the sexy with you>I am also smiling, because I am shy and excited that you are thinking of doing the sexy with me>I will now double down on the psychosocial messaging and touch you because this is the road we eventually will get on>I accept your mating call and also reciprocate by allowing you to touch me, smile more because I feel validated and chosen for this act, and allow myself to have fun and enjoy the ramp up that my body is anticipating>I notice your reciprocation, and go even further beyond, into super saiyan kiss, because that will seal the deal and make it clear with no other interpretation that I want to do the sexy>I accept and also meet your ascension with my own super saiyan kiss, and now we are locked in on the sexy route>Now that we are locked in on the sexy route, we do not need to play the psychosocial schizo games any more and I present my genitals, my kinks, what I like, how often I like to cum, and ask of you the same to explore compatibility and act on a gameplan to have orgasmsI do wish for some leg and feet art as payment for this
>>542416075It's been too long and everyone grew up and old fans are losing interest while new ones aren't replacing them.
>>542416304I could use a good perog right now
>>542416445Ok, still would have to wait until I can get one since I'm poorfagmaxxing right now, anyhow.
>>542414859*supplexes u into a 69 and slurps*
>>542408915Yup, I'm thinking fpbp
>>542416483Did you learn this from flirting with anons on the jackbox
>>542416656I want to ride this creature.
I want to sexually harass teacher Spamton
>>542414859If you just be nice to a girl for a while and ask her out theres a 50/50 chance they say yes and if they dont thats okay cause clearly they aint the one, when it is the one everything is just gonna be okay no matter how much life tries to throw its worst at you. The only way to lose the game of LOVE & LIFE is not to play anon, but you gotta play.
>>542416852No but I am intrigued what led to this question, what happened in the jackbox
>>542416962There was a gangbang :)
>>542416962There's a dating game in the jackbox
>>542416962they obviously jacked in the box anon
>>542416962Fat spamtenna sex
>there are anons here who are as old as my parentsit's true, YOU'RE OLD
What features did Toby look towards when picking a wife?
>>542415264Nta but I've considered getting one. I live alone so it's not like I even need to worry about noise, I don't know why I haven't gotten one yet.>>542416852I hope we play that game again I wanna try erping with my friends again.
>>542416873bitch you couldn't even ride it if it was an uber.
>>542416656I wish this was real
>>542417246wow rude and uncalled for. I could ride him all day long.
She's so white it's hilarious. I didn't know you could make an anthro deer this white.
>>542417408this specific noelle looks mixed af
>>542408480>tfw i can't reverse image search
>>542417408>>542417503White-Asian?
>>542417408Back during the chapter 2 days, posting this type of noelle or any noelles with wavy/curly hair would've sparked a horrible wave of whining
>>542416873>Spamton will ride with me
I clench my entire body so hard my stomach goes up into my diaphragm every time I go to airdrop a giant pile of weird /utg/ shit from my phone to my computer and my stuck-up bitch neighbor's computer pops up a millimeter next to mine on the airdrop recipient selection
>>542416924the entire faculty passing him around like a blunt. a sexual blunt
>>542417560It was a xitterfag I forgot to save the post of, sorry anon
Dess human theory status?
>>542416304Mm, perogis...
>>542417735Holy shit PLEASE be true
>>542417847Gone.Reduced to atoms.
>>542417394LOOK [Kid] YOU THINK Y OU CAN {{Free Ride]] ?YOU LOOK LIKE MY [Self-Esteem]#$&! ING 0 K<rOMER!!1!
What did they do?
>>542417942I hate to admit this but Kris is the most likely in both games to be a flasher
>>542417942Opened a Dark Portal inside a 7/11 cashier
>>542417735just plug your phone into your computer you homo
>>542417901Meant for >>542417014
Wife?!
19 days to go until Deltarunes Birthday
>>542417749Not unless I monopolize him first
>>542416304I miss pierogis.
>>542418146we are AT LEAST 8 months away from another content drop because toby confirmed there will be nothing in the first half of 2026
>>542418068I don't have the right adapterrrrrrrnnnnnghhhhhh
>>542417901>>542418096LMFAO
>>542417735airdrop spamtenna porn to her and never mention it
>>542416852Nta but once I realized what it was I ran for the hills like the autistic motherfucker that I am.
>>542416075Too much WAITing killed everyone. Fault of the dog.
>>542418305Nothing stopping you from having some. Even if you can't cook you can get 1kg pre-cooked ones for cheeper than the pizza even after you buy the sour cream
>>542417735im scared of his meat. why is it so big
>>542416075It literally just took too fucking long. Unreasonably so. Hurry the fuck you stupid white dog.
>>542417601black/white imho she even has the headband
>>542418314THEN GET ONEWHATS WORSESPENDING 10 DOLLARS ON A CABLEOR YOUR NEIGHBOUR FINDING YOUR HORDE OF CRINGE PIPPINS PORN SHIT YOU STUPID FAGGOT
>>542418306Fans will deliver content. Have faith
>>542418623Gluten and wheat allergy have me in a bind. I’ve looked around locally for options but haven’t found time to troubleshoot a decent recipe for myself.
>>542418803i'd rather destroy any hope you might have than give you false hope.i am not a total monster after all.
>>542418803Time to finally invest in a drawing pad
>>542418754NTA, true she reminds me of this ASMR girl I watched back in the day https://www.youtube.com/@ChynauniqueASMR
utg jackbox starting soon. Get ready for more immature laughs.
>>542418958Lets go 50/50!*uses it the most*
Mettatenna
>>542418806gluten tag.
>>542419121You called?
>>542419030my hand is down my pants and i'm ready
>>542419048I WILL lick the pad to claim it
>>542419240YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>542419239wheats up pal
>>542419030Got the booze ready amigo
>>542419121Tenna will never get as close to Metta than Spammy did. Spammy was INSIDE Mettatons..... body chassis
>>542419261*licks u like scooby doo to claim u*Anyways back to arting!
>>542419121I'll drink to that, brother!
>>542419404spammy traded up
Undertale dating sim where the genocide route is the rape route and it goes full Black Souls
>>542419447>events ensue that end in shared oral diseases
>>542419341everyting's all-rye'd.
anything cool fun or exciting happen today while I was hanging out with my mom
whenever i think about snowdinbunny, my chest tightens for a moment, with perfect consistency
>>542409225
>>542419718I'm headed out, you knead anything from the store?
>>542419404>>542419598spamton raped mettaton so mettaton goes to tenna for comfort and together they pulverize spamton (spamton's enjoying it)
>>542419924Alright boys I think these bread jokes are getting a little stale.
>>542420015I wouldn't say that, they're getting a rise out of me.
>>542419856In short:>>542405093
Undyne's fight isn't really that hard.>be undyne the undying>diegeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg that lesbian fish person deserved it
Why is kris like this.
>>542420108>pubesI don’t know what I expected
>>542419856Toby fox got married
>>542420153A true artist cannot be comprehended
>>542419898that's sweet
>>542419702Mmmmmmm plaque!
>>542420312WHY ARE YOU BATHING FULLY CLOTHED NIGGA!!!
I'm thinking of writing a fanfic that might be a minor part of a bigger fanfic. What's the best term for it? I don't think oneshot fits.
>>542420334she's trying to kill me
>>542419924PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAPLGET BREAD, GET BREAD, GET BREAD, I WANT TO PUT A BUN IN YOUR OVENsorry, i was barley paying attention.
>>542419121literally so wrong they'd have no chemistry since theyre both such raging narcissists and only care about themselves...youre literally only saying theyre a good couple bcs its two guys. worse and more forced than suselle.
>>542420386He knows (You) haven't closed the game yet.
Fave has a bread butt.Put on a little yeast and watch it slowly rise over the course of a few hours.
>>542420449A side story.
>>542420498 ᕱ ᕱ( ˶• • ˶)
an anon made some concepts for cum mizzles in the whiteboard and it gave me an ideaWhat if the light world form of them are packaged condoms. And despite appearing like cum, the mizzles in the dark world are actually made up of the lubricant commonly found slathered inside of condoms. This could allow them to appear in more dark worlds, as sealed condoms are more common to find in the wild than splats of random cumAnd here's where it all comes full circle. Spare condoms in Asriels dresser. Meaning, cum mizzles in TV worldIf we wanted to expand on it further, maybe the condoms are a 'gift' from Toriel that Asriel never ended using. So the personality of the mizzles in the TV world could be similar to nuns who encourage safe-sex. And when a darkner needs sexual relief they 'sacrifice themselves' by performing sexual acts on darkners. They love doing this but would never admit to it. The dedicated nun themes also tie into the original mizzles royalty themes
>>542420645Yeah, that's perfect. Thanks anon.
>>542420624You need water and sugar TO FEED THE YEAST ELSE THE YEAST JUST RISES IN THE PACKAGE
>>542420515 (me)Forgot my name woopsie
It's up. Get in nerds.https://twitch.tv/iglmvw
>>542419898She cute.
i luv enby
>>542420832Stop trying to get a rise out of me.
>>542420724so shouldn’t they have a slightly different appearance then the regular cum mizzle then?
>>542420882what game is this i dont know it
sometimes I let millipedes crawl up my penis
>>542420832prove me wrong give me three bulletpoints of chemistry they'd have cus ill ever even seen of them is extremely generic romance
>>542420970I'm trying to come up with a design right now
>>542420724The condom nuns would defintelt be into non penetrative sex. They would claim to be totally virgins despite the fact they probably had sexual contact with every Darkner in their world at least twice.
>>542420920Crusader Of Bread
>>542421028I know this is a fake because the CoL is a girl
>>542420724>cum princess>not pregnantwah
>>542421103Stop trying to make sourdough out of me.
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
>>542421149If I'm girl then why do I have a penis that may or may not currently have millipedes inside it
>>542421006its funny you get to twist peoples words into making them look bad
>>542421196Sleep well gote
>>542421196Ok, I see this EXACT post too often for it to always be true, I'm not on here that much but I've seen this exact image and post so many times
>>542420882i've been wondering, does iglmvw mean anything or is it just letters
hey fellas, I'm the anon that was going on about how the health of the community is fine and no need to doom about it a couple days ago now after suffering through whatever the fuck these last couple days have been with period art, pube art and cum mizzles i think I'm okay with the community dying until chapter 5
>>542421294you've convinced me to join
>>542421376meh the threads funny
>>542421270I'm the real CoL and I prefer centipedes in my vagina. The way the mandibles feel against my g-spot while I yearn for the destruction of non aryans.
>>542421035have you considered joy and whimsey in life
>>542421364it does mean something but i'm not telling what it means because it's my secret and telling you would make it not my secret anymore.
>>542421376weak
>Dragon Quest 1 is a game where a blue knight wearing red horns kills a purple dragon>Dragon Quest 2 features that dragon's grandson who is not a antagonist>Dragon Blazers is a loose parallel to Dragon Quest>Susie for seemingly no reason only played the 2nd game and gets excited when Gerson compares her to the dragon
>>542421376Look what you guys did, you killed this anon, you killed my sweet baby girl
>>542421530i got long male vagina, women
>>542421530One of these days we'll get it out of you.
>>542421497now THATS the CoL I know.
>>542421154She gets you manpregnant
>>542419121>>542420515i can only imagine it's a hardcore spamtenna fujo saying this, tenna and mtt would have so much chemistry it's unreal. Tenna is *LITERALLY* pre-EX box robot mettaton if he was allowed to get more fleshed out beyond the killer robot meme and had more charisma, and MTT EX / ghost form / "true personality" has PLENTY of charisma. And MTT already canonically seems very into Tenna, even while still viewing him as simply a normal TV (for now). The ship absolutely writes itself and is a lot more healthy than spamtong if he can't fix himself someday.
>>542420724also I don’t living things like sperm can be a darkner
>>542421614i am somewhat of an expert in cumming and i can confirm i have not pregananantenanted yet.don't think it work like that chief.
>>542421782Cactus darkner in chap 3
Every fucking AU I read comes to an abrupt end just as I start getting into it.
>>542421879oh
>>542421196I too am going to sleep. Why can't I ever sleep on time on Sunday...Goodnight!
>>542421780tbTVTIME I like most tenna ships but you have to categorize it as>What's good for Tenna>What's Hotbecause that is not the samespamtenna guro yaoi can be hot but it isn't GOOD for tenna!!!
>>542421376The weak should fear the strong
>>542414859I'm 34 and sit there and daydream about hugging and cuddling and being intimate with the woman I'm seeing. Maybe its a neurodivergent thing or maybe who the fuck cares its nice and pleasant and way better than thinking about dumb shit like taxes and a job.
>>542421516cant even do one. PATHETIC.
>>542421883relatable
>>542421852Needs a follow up picture of Susie getting pissed and trying to hide that photo from not Kris but Ralsei
>>542421376Hey, the pube art was fantastic sweetie>>542421883Every time, I'm just glad handplates and ask drunk chara got an ending, pretty sure ask mercy is getting an update next valentine too which is like 7 years in the making
>>542422036man that would be fucking cute.i want susie to wear to cute dress.but i think noelle will wear it in my route.
>>542422008but HAVE you considered the joy in whimsey in life? I question thou
>>542421780>Tenna is *LITERALLY* pre-EX box robot mettaton if he was allowed to get more fleshed out beyond the killer robot meme and had more charismathis has me foaming at the mouth it's so agressively incorrect
>>542421376I feel the same, anon. I don't want to talk about any of this but it's my only available creative outlet related to deltarune at the moment. I'd rather be drawing custom dark world backdrops and coming up with new monster-like darkners instead of making oc's based off the same three characters. I don't have anywhere to go to>>542421782I thought the same thing which was why I was trying to think of the lube justification
>>542421780actually im not a spamtenna fag other than jokes and enjoying posting with the people i pretend are my friends online.i think spamtenna is pretty dry, and dissapointing that tenna doesnt like spamton at his worst. I understand mettaton has a forced line because toby knows the yaoi fangirls would freak at seeing two handsome men together but tenna does not need an emotionally stunted and low self confidence sycophant like ghost mettaton and mettaton does not need an idol figure to worship over and put all of his energy and self identity into. im sure they would be very codependent and thats an interesting angle to play on but no one ever does. it's always just tenna holding roses and mettaton acting like marilyn monroe.
>>542421376ok relax dude it’s not that serious.
>>542422954Would have been fun to explore Spamtonville.
>>542422954Cyber City if it were a good area.
I WANT TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF
i need whisky
Im gonna take a nap anything to think about to spark a dream?
>>542423559Tenna ass
>>542423559Chara X Frisk Yaoi,
Zimbabwe in dead last.Not unusual.
>>542423559Spamton ginormous pulsating black vulva
>>542423559
that was funny
>>542423559In the darkness of your room, look around. Try and see the dark world you'd see if a fountain opened up. Who's there?
>>542423179what's stopping you?
>>542423776Wait, what happened? Did the olympics happened already?
>>542423783GODDAAAAAAAAÄM SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
i <3 yaoi
>>542424028gay
damn it sorry EU posters I really did want to start my stream earlier but insomnia fucked me over.
>>542424140An undertalefag who's gay? Impossible
>>542423559>>542423693This but Yuri.
>>542424215well WHERE IS IT!
>>542422501thank you oh my god finally someone said it. tenna showing him sexy mtv videos is funny but if it became a habit it'd probably remind mettaton how he cant have a body and tenna is notoriously sensitive to rejection and overcorrects when he thinks he's helping. people keep trying to write them healing each other but it's like putting two cats in an empty room, eventually they're going to hurt each other. i think some characterizations of mettaton being flighty take it too far but in DT he is an agoraphobic ghost at his lowest so surely his negative traits are bubbling up more. tenna hates spamton because he perceived spamton leaving & not spilling his big shot secret as narcissism and i can see how that'd apply to mettatenna if mettaton was EXin the end tenna in a relationship kind of sucks who would alternate between lashing out at you and suicide baiting at the hint of things going south and i can envision him getting better but no one ever wants to explore that so all mettatenna art feature the two being mentally stable, it's so boring
>>542424435waiting on jackbox guy to finish cus i dont wanna be a dick
sniff
>>542424215Might want to hold off anyway, Jackboxanon has started streaming.
>>542424318I'm not sure if we're enemies or not , I'm an aged up Charisk yaoi fan while I'm assuming you're the complete opposite
>>542424569we could play the jackbox on one half of the screen and the wrestling on the second half of the screen and subway surfers on the third half
Can fave pull off the gangnam style dance
>>542420882FUCK i missed the first game i hope i can join the next one
>>542424751can deltarune gameplay be on the 4th half
>As P Diddy would say "Vote or Die"fucking LOL
>TFW no linkSIGHHHHHH
>>542423183Is Kris feeding Susie his homework?
>>542425002anon has never done class work before...
>>542423183>Wow this is totally useless in the grand scheme of life itselfyep...
>>542424941no link to what? jackbox? https://www.twitch.tv/iglmvw
>>542425145Oh, that's what it is. It kinda looked like he was just putting papers in her mouth while she was asleep.
>>542424519I think people believe tenna for some reason that he needs other people/lightners to like him and spend time with him to feel better but obviously thats not fucking true. I understand people are like hes a tv, so its ok for him emotionally that's his purpose but why are you taking ralsie at his word, you can literally see the negative emotional effects it has on tennas and others when he acts the way he does. I think mettaton is pretty flighty I mean he leaves blooky and everyone else and pretends they dont exist, pretends that hes an entirely different person. he has so many escapism problems I dont think tv actually is going to fix him itll make it worse. still the end of the day im a huge mettatonfag and I never liked papyton and I was right not to and I will never like mettatenna either. if they're going to do it let it be codependent and on its face bad. let people know getting a boyfriend will never ever ever ever fix the hole in your heart/self confidence issues lmao
>>542424907we here at /utg/ support the diddy party.
Oh man, I didnt even know I knew this spellBrapgrave...
South Sudan at dead last.Africans are struggling. Not big surprise.
That one was fun, here are the gallerieshttps://games.jackbox.tv/artifact/STIGame/0ab7eab9de3bfade620b8ae9bc852286/https://games.jackbox.tv/artifact/STIGame/038c337b08725e13b0ebd65f27e28ee6/
I have never played this one before, I hope I pick up on it quick.
Cyber city...
anyone have the weird autistic goat mspaint drawings from that one xitter artist, asriel rubbing his face and shit?
I feel bad for this poor soul
did anyone else just hear the tasque cat meow in jackbox just now?
Time to play Deltarune to make myself feel better.
>>542420724I could have made this look better if I made a sprite of it and shown off the reflections on the dress, but this is the general gist of what I was thinking of. I'm not sure If I will try a second attempt at the design
>>542426192fucking kek
>>542426321what's wrong, dude?
>>542426118ya
>>542426192did anyone answer them
>>542426192thats a bot probly
>>542426468No lmao
>>542426340anon this is fucking amazing I love the toriel sneer she has
>>542425439>let people know getting a boyfriend will never ever ever ever fix the hole in your heart/self confidence issues lmaothe problem is that everyone thinks this and it extends to spamtenna too kek. which sucks because conceptually i would enjoy these ships but its all too lovey dovey wholesome and erases simple character traitsin fact both tenna and mettaton would be people who get markedly worse if they started dating someone. i also think therapy in fics is a total meme and written from the perspective of hopeful kids who think a few sessions turns you into a well adjusted person so i'm tired of a lot of fandom interpretations,but don't mind me i'm just bitching now
>>542426031>cool artwork>spamtennainto the trash it goes
>>542426340I thought she could be relatively docile in battle until you use the 'rip' act, tearing her dress or front cape thing, then she becomes pissed and starts using the flying spiked dress attack. I'm a bit autistic when it comes to making bullet patterns and battle ideas, I love to imagine battle scenarios>>542426575Thanks, anon. An admonishing stare is something every nun needs
>>542426340spiky condoms are a thing?
someone beat me to writing cum lmao
>Pufferfish moan sound for the losing answerIs that a mod or part of the bracketeering base game?
Why are we all so uncreative?
How many of you have never even played Earthbound? Be honest.
I'd like one serving of BIG FUCK please
>>542427059right away sir
>>542426907base game, I haven't touched the party pack 4 with mods yet. Modding bracketeering should be ez I can probably just replace the pngs of the robots with deltarune characters and change the sounds too. Bracketeering is kinda not as fun as the other games but it has 16 player slots which is nice.I could maybe switch the survive the internet pngs too but that might take too long idk.
>>542426951I'm currently thinking of writing a decently lengthed Desselle fic, if that's anything.
>>542426824ribbed for her pleasure
is it pippins time yet
>>542427134Cool, but I'm not the only one that hears the pufferfish moan at Prediction Lost right?
whenever i play jackbox with you guys i realize just how unfunny i really am because none of my jokes ever land and i only get like 2 votes and it fucks me up
>>542426969Imagine grabbing toby by the neck and repeatedly punching him until he's all bruised and bloody
>>542427134wrasslin will start eventually so leave it for tomorrow
>>542427134It would be really fun if you replaced the bracketeering characters for the pippins since it's about placing bets and all
>>542427265talk about pippins and post pippin adjacent images and the rest will follow
HUGE upset for pipis
>>542427265It's always pippins time
>>542427272keep playing and your funny stat will level up
>>542427401need yume...
>>542426969Imagine pecking toby on the neck and repeatedly kissing him until he's all flushed and warm
It's really funny how Ralsei is literally just Fandom Asriel
>>542426969>a machine for a jrpgwtf lol. i played earthbound twice, mother 3 once, and mother 1 ZERO times
i think fujo should secretly flash her parts to guro when no one is looking and one one ever believes when guro tells them she does it
>>542427265*pippins all over the RPF posters, killing them instantly*
pwippins…
>>542427268i hear it too
>>542427268I can hear it too
>>542425439I would be interested in mettatenna foc that explores the premise of 'man with no power gets free slave, you won't believe what he did next'
>>542426802does she have a miss version?
>>542427737>>542427687guys he modded the game you will hear things
>>542426969I playet it as a kid on my Wii U I never got past the first boss
>>542427943The pufferfish sound is the most random thing to mod in, I don't think he touched bracketeering
>the problem is that everyone thinks this and it extends to spamtenna too kek.and also real life>>542427747now this is big brain
>>542427807not sure, in reality the condom mizzles are really lube mizzles that are contained within the condoms. So a larger lube mizzle would be an Aphrodite-like seductive mizzle based off an expensive bottle of lube found in toriels closet (Doesn't get used anymore after the divorce, maybe gets used post chapter 4 with sans and toriel)
HE LEFT
incorrect grammar...
>>542428246what a fag
>>542428246POV one of the pippins OCs trying to join the TV world orgy
>>542428246rip this guy
Dude fibbage enough about you fucking sucks
OH GOD I WANT TV CUMMIES PLEASE OH GOD
>>542428620BAN HIM!
>>542428246my new pippins oc fomopins who arrives to every conversation and says that he doesnt belong there and that he wishes he had friends but alas
>>542428620First time in the history of the general that someone's said this
>>542408970can our boy get laid if he's got infinite resets and a flower wingman helping him, only God knows.
>>542428620Get in line.
>>542426585I am curious how you feel about Spamton/mettaton
>>542428784this is your art? i love the coloring. flowey as a wingman resetting is hilarious
>>542428784>flowey resets so the girl isnt a virgin anymore the best wingman
>>542428784Is BP so bad at sex he can restore your hymen
>>542428132a fucking full lube bottle mizzle is hilarious
>>542428698Battat but instead of being mopey he has a teen girl-esque “im not like other pippins” complex and gets really smug and insufferable
>>542426951Too brainrotted to take in any outside ideas, too philosophically green to elaborate on the ones already present
>>542428698It's just tenna badly disguised as a pippins
EXCUSE ME WHAT
>60 year ol-bruh
>>542429365LMAO
>>542417749>Alphys and Toriel spitroasting Spamton's fat ass in the teacher's lounge>Tenna joins inIt's so fucking peak...it's peak...
>>542429376>>542429489>they don't know
>>542425536https://voca.ro/1mZW4YGjdzId
pippins thread. pippins board. pippins site.
>>542429515oh i knowi was the guy who saw himi saw him walkin around seattle
i'm morbidly a beast from all the burgers i had to buy
>>542429632What??? Huh??? Who?
>>542429624throwing my pippinses against the wall (they really like it)
love can bloom anywhere
>>542429646https://voca.ro/1ejAW1nVby8L
>>542428949Thanks, really just wanted to take a page from featherspiral's book with the coloring on this one, wanted to try out something different, glad you liked it!
>>542429646tenna after he gets stuck trying to crawl into seam's seap with his ass out facing castletown
>>542424734I am fine with aged up as well. Although I prefer to self-ship with them DESU.
>>542429624You guys will inevitably ditch these little shits like you did the Addisons lol
weed, xanax, spade king... shaking my head
>Spamy on Xanax and weekNo wonder he always wins Champ'd up
>>542430005*rubs my living sofa obese orange addison's belly as i recline on him* huh?
>>542428893i don't think about it at all, honestly. i'm trying to and all i can come up with is spamton being greedy for mettaton's fame, except he's the opposite of tenna when it comes to sharing the spotlight, so it wouldn't really work out. spamton as an employee i guess? or current spamton colluding with ghost mettaton to get him a lightner body, but either spamton takes it for himself and abandons mettaton for the light world, or mettaton does the same to him like that one undertale ending, but this is just replacing alphys in mettaton's story.
>>542430005I was never an addisonkek
I post more about pippins, but I will always find addisons hotter and I would by far like more content with them than pippins
>SACK GOT SO MANY FOLDS, YOU'D THINK A NIGGA WAS OBESE.>POSTED UP ON AN ICEBERG, DOUBLE-DUTCHING IN MY JAM-JAMS,>PUFFING ON STRAIGHT DOUBLE-PRESSED WINDMILL DUNG.>GUARDS TRIED TO STOP ME, >I TOLD THEM I WROTE MYSELF DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY BEFORE TIME BEGAN.>I AM IN IT UNTIL THE DAY I DIE.>NEED ME A PACK.>IT'S PACK SEASON.>NO GHOSTS, BUT THE PACK IS BACK.>PACK PARADISE.
>>542430005Who cares
>>542429940if your drawing program has gradient maps, use it, that's what this artist uses to achieve these colors. you draw in normal flats then apply the map
>>542430331Please ignore that anon he’s just becoming his mother
>>542430286same
>>542430005i never liked addisons i dont share tobys love for long noses
>>542430005I was never into the addisons
>>542430224That's fair I can see a version of it working where Spamton is like Mettaton's cutthroat agent or something, but would only work if spamton was willing to concede the fame part of big shotdom and just be comfortable with a fat pile of cash but yeah, it would basically just be underfell spamtenna which struck me as an abstraction anyway
>>542430005>y-you can’t move on after enjoying something! You have to stay with an interest forever, because I said so! The beauty of ephemera is lame and the universe and all its inhabitants are not in flux!!!!!!!!
>>542430005well until then
>>542430765>*Tastes like flavor of the month.>*You gained 77HP!
Crazy how that one guy goes on and on about how "Kris betrayed me" for months now but hasn't brought up once how Susie stops you from making 'choices' and stealing the power croissant from you.
I still like addisons.
I am contemplating obese Spamettatenna sex.
>>542430953Are you contemplating fapping to it?
I GOT KUCKEDETH!
i got scared because i had to talk to other people, the rest of you remaining have fun in jackbox
>>542430390Interesting, I'll play around with the feature some more until I find some cool combination, thanks for the info anon.
>>542408970we need to get more autistic
>>542430698yeah i cant really see spamton wanting to serve someone if it wasnt for an end goal of eventually leaving that position to have the power and fame for himself. to be desu, rouxls would love to be mettaton's agent
>>5424311245 Nights at TV World?
>>542431124funtime or puppet?
>>542431096get back in and be funny NOW!!!!
>>542431110fuck yes dessrielthe csp shop has a ton of free gradient maps, go wild
>>542431096its ok anon these games gave me severe anxiety before but i got over it when i learned everyone is retarded
>>542428132why are there condom darkners
>>542431248im-a scared, i forgot how to play this game and the scary hosting guy skipped the tutorial
>>542431096Me too, I left just to be in the audience and do fuckall
I love Ramb
>>542431237funtime! but i thought a little bit of puppet too while drawing her
>>542430853>67 hp
>>542431324just say something you wish someone would say to you! :)
>literally all of you going for the black guy
>>542431128>Mettaton knows Roulxs is an idiot but thinks he might be a useful idiot>Puts him to work in MTT resort in what he tells roulxs is a very prestigious job>It's literal burger flipping>Burgerpants has to put up with Roulxs shit
>>542431178noelle gets bitten by battat in the Bite of 97
>>542431124ive always loved the fnaf joints. I have doll joint autism tho.
>>542431412Mericans love that bbc
>>542431582those big black ralsei cuddlesdisgustingthey should be put down
>Kris would take some of those condom Mizzles with him for his date with Susie.
>>542431412It's "Darkner" not black guy.
If Noelle loves Susie so much why doesn't she get her mom to build a cage to contain Susie in the basement?I think Susie would be fine with it as long as she got to eat good food and had a TV or something.
>>542431452MettaRouxls is 100% plausible and would work especially in a mettatenna context because he’d be the director for their celebrity pornos
>>542431314Excuse you i am not retardant
i still don't understand how the scoring on this game works
>>542431672her mom is dragonphobic and hates susie
I'd like to thank whoever recommended this song a few threads back, it's so good. https://youtu.be/PHLysedLBlI
>>542431729Just make anons wanna fuck you
>>542431361I also love Ramb
>>542431672What's funny is that I can see Susie being fine with the arrangement. Anyway, it's probably because Carol knows Susie is a problem child and doesn't want her lone daughter to associate with her, in addition to Carol probably being in the Knight conspiracy and making sure Susie doesn't know about that.
>>542431721roulxs is probably too stupid for Mettaton to be romantically attracted to him but I think he would get some use out of him
>>542431124YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS im not even in the fnaf fandom but I love all AUtism any AUtism
>>542431672I think she'd want to be in the cage with her as a chew toy.
>>542431672Noelle doesn't love Susie. That is not love. Muh pencil? Oh, please. Noelle's been giving Kris pencils for years, she just waiting for his pencil now.
>>542430047>>542430071shut up i dont have a problem i dont i swear...
>>542431361but no one wept for ramb
>>542431672Build stable for Susie...
>>542432132its ok I didn't mean it. i'd smoke with you if i could
>>542431672shes still trying to find someone who can custom make a dragon sized hamster tube
Monster Seeking Monsters is a bit too long of a game imo.
>>542432149thank you for the info, pippins #86
>>542432107get back to work Carol
>>542432107Yeah, she actually loves her sister and is desperately trying to subsitute Susie for Dess.
>>542432057Following MettaPaps logic, rouxls is not stupid enough
>>542432149That pippins was seething and crying
>>542431672What happened again when Lancer tried that?
sex with Foby Tox.
>>542431841eating him.
>>542432419Yeah but there was no entertainment in there and that was a straight up dungeon cell. Noelle would get a luxury room built down there and Susie never has to go to school again, gets to eat all the nice food she wants, and has entertainment.
>>542432298I dislike mettapaps for this reason desuRoulxs/papyrus... I don't know...
>>542432472Pluey needs to go to a harassment seminar.
this is a remind that you should listen to this againhttps://youtu.be/gk-aCL6eyGc
>>542432698why is he like that? did he get molested or something? if not can we molest him or something?
SPAMY CHEATEDETH ON MINE PROPOSAL
>>542432340real and true
I might take xanax and do weed but you whores WANT ME
that was a fun jackbox but i gotta dip, great as always
>>542433074you slut you owe me sex
>>542432763eh I’ll listen to it in the second movie I’m glad they haven’t lost their touch https://youtu.be/E86OMSHHu8c?si=bAeOjar645D7SKGh
>>542431016Soon.
>>542432565>ohHOYSTEUX. Cowere and Feareth! For thou art meeteth. A TRUEst Royale Knight of the Royale Famileugh. >R-REALLY? YOU’RE A ROYAL GUARD? WOULD YOU TEACH ME HOW TO BE JUST AS COOL AS YOU?>I… Er… S-Sureth? I… Art thou serieouse or are you, like, yankingst mine chain.>I TOO WANT TO JOIN THE ROYAL GUARD!>Why notte! Become mine LOYALE esquire! Carryst Mine things! Maketh mine sicke soup!>I CAN EVENST SPEAKETH LIKE THOU!>Ew. Don’t do that.
Leaving too, no energy for champ'd up sorry
>>542432565it feels like a rouxls and lancer situation
i will be in the audience for champd up i dont feel like drawing tonight sorry
it's time for the main even! Get in and draw funny! Even if you can't draw well that doesn't matter just draw starwalker or asgore and you will win because they are hilarious!https://twitch.tv/iglmvw
fat spamton wanted to play more jackbox but he got hungry again sorry, he might join after shredding a couple more long burgers we'll see
NO ONE including YOU will shed a tear for FUCK knowing him he was already stone inside anyways
>>542433304NGHHHH GET PREGNANT JACKBOX ANON!
>>542433181Papyrus was custom built to be the comedic yet surprisingly tough second in command to someone evil. it suits him so well
>>542433619He’s too good at his job and it starts to actually worry rouxls because he’s never gotten this far. What has he now? would papyrus surpass rouxls and become an even Bettere secondsr-in-commande? He cannot let this be, power throuple, save him!!
>>542433619It's his skeletor genetics
>>542433756>I don't know, I didn't think I'd get this far..eth - Roulxs
If Noelle can't keep Susie in her house, she should at the very least hire someone to record a cartel style execution on Susie's parents or whoever takes care of her.
>>542434248like why tho
I wish that I believed in souls or an afterlife.
>>542434313abusive parents, might make Susie happy and get her fostered into a better family.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEAnC2pt2qEI'm really enjoying this take on Noelle being bad at being spooky
Husbands have now become REAL
>>542434549i need to fuck this tv
>>542434341Do you want anthro tomboy deer women after you die?
>>542434549Husbands will never be real.You're delusional.
>>542434679No i just struggle with the absurdity of life and the universe sometimes. It'd be nice to actually believe there's a "grand plan" or justice for the long-suffering when they die but I've never found religion to stand up to like, anthropological scrutiny. not to sound like a fedora
anyone know a good website for finding plushie patterns?
>>542433181>NYEH HEH HEH!>No! You art supposed to sayeth, “GYEH HEH HEH!”
>>542434437What I like about these videos is how Noelle is weirdly 100% fine with being a video game character and having been exposed to an otherworldly element. She saw the other side and instead of losing her mind is 100% on board with it.
The fandom contains some weird shit
>>542434549I don't want my husbandos to be real
>>542435081IsIs he okay?
>>542434602Me too
>>542434973It makes a kind of sense. Noelle has said before that the more something scares her, the more she ends up liking it eventually. I can only imagine that the cosmic horror that is (You) put her in overdrive. She's scared shitless, but that just means she's SUPER into it.
>>542435228Male living space…
>>542435195>2016 answered your phonehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtCBLvAw4ZY
>>542435228ohhh he is pragnent
>get ran over>wake up as Noellehow do you screw up the story?
noelle: heyyyyy krismas remember when I called you that when we were kids fahahaha give me the recipe for your mom's pie so I can make one for susiekris: i don't know it whenever I open the recipe binder I get blinded by a flash of light like those scrolls in skyrimnoelle: WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?berdly: I need to leave by 3:30 or I'll be late for work
>>542435507I don’t know what I’m feeling
Should I go hang out at the library tomorrow?>>542435684I don't want to screw up the story... can't I just be Noelle?
>>542435714Peak Literature.
>>542435507Yeah he is absolutely not okay.
>>542435714>I need to leave by 3:30 or I'll be late for workliterally me fr
>>5424357912016 Tumblr is what you're feeling
>>542435684Get possessive over spamton and snowconegrave him into obesity as my immobile pet
>>542435507
>>542435684rape alphys run into every building and make a dark world
>>542430868kris is pushing for the krusie endgame which is why he's cheating
>>542436095why would Rape Alphys do that
>>542435684Depraved things. Also be pissed because nobody is going to believe I'm me. I still have to go to work, regardless if I'm suddenly a sexy deer or not. How am I going to explain things, "Hi, yes. I know this looks weird but I promise I'm actually (Anon), please let me work. I like having money and would like to continue to do so without selling nudes to people on /k/
>>542435475Sorry to disappoint but the cosplayer is a a they/them she/her
am I the only one whos never joined any of the jackbox games
>>542436174you misunderstood it anon
>>542409330Hey! I remember being really excited when I found these so I guess it kinda clouded my judgement. In hindsight looking at them again they are really nothing special. I take it back that it's my favorite rare Toby.
>>542436221I'm too lazy to join in.
>>542436194is that worse or better why is their room so EMPTY
>>542436221I did once but havent since
>>542435684id be so worried about the actual noelle whos in my body. I wouldn't know whether to confront (you) or not like should I just pretend to be noelle? how do I get out of the game? what if im just a corrupted save file on this user's computer? like a singular noelle among millions? what if that user never posts on reddit wtf is wrong with my game. I dont even know how to help rudy. I never played chapter 4. I am so fucked.
>>542436221I can’t draw :(
>>542436174>Everywhere you go you are harassed by deltarune fans who think you're either doing a really good cosplay or a publicity stunt for chapter 5>they analyze literally every single thing you do out in public and connecting it to FRIEND/ Gaster/ Tree man/ Dess etc etcsounds fucking terrible lol
>>542436221I am terrified of group activities
just took 20mg of funny gummies... i don't feel so good
>>542436225Oh, you mean I'm in deltarune.Still depraved things.> Ch1: Since I have no attraction to Susie, I'd instead probably start hitting on Undyne>Ch2: Since I've ditched Berdly at the library to hang around Undyne more, the majority of those events don't happen. I also have been arrested for exposing myself to an officer>Ch3: I'm grounded because I tried to seduce an officer, but jokes on them I stole her hat and am about to go on the absolute worst gooning session...>Ch4: Forced to go to church because of my ungodly wailing, I'm invited to a study session with Susie and Kris. I make a deal with the Player to go get the codes since nobody's expecting that. But in exchange they have to bring me when they rescue Undyne so I can have a piece of that
>>542435228>that roomfinally a male cosplayer
>>542436595*eats the rest of your gummies*
>>542436440I don't know but I think that actually is their living room>>542436669Anon... >>542436194
you guys are being really well-behaved, I haven't had to censor anything all weekend!
>>542436274Toby's bare leg is beautiful
>>542409018hes cute even from the back i love his grandpa sweaters
>>542436491Try talking to someone in hopes of a nonscripted reaction. Just so you’ll know if you’re the only truly sentient being
>>542434824Most religions are pretty much out of the question and have been for a very long time. But there is still one very large supernatural-shaped gap in our knowledge. The concept of qualia doesn't stand up to scrutiny except for the fact that one experiences it.
>>542436765next time i play i'll unleash my skills and draw an anatomically correct penis just for you
>>542436765Well you didnt call me a good boy :(
>>542436742
>>542436759fine guess ILL have to step up when i marry them and make their living room not look like the depressing living room of mac from always sunny
>>542436765deltarunetimer…
>>542436595God I want to cum on her
>>542436920THESE NEEDS TO HAPPEN TOBERT.PLEASE.I AM BEGGING YOU.
>>542436920Ty for that
WHY ARE THERE NO MALE TENNA COSPLAYERS ONLINE THIS IS PAINFUL
>>542437098flip tenna is a gay guy
Taking voice requests. Send them or I'm killing fave. I have fave tied to a chair and a loaded gun.
>>542437181
>>542437181Tenna screaming not to kill fave
>>542437098isn't that chunky one a guy
>>542437181You can't kill the Void, silly.
>>542437170He doesn't upload too much Tenna anymore...The latest crumb was the Tenna date
>>542437181please include blowjob sounds too>>542399457>>542410273
>>542437303this is one of my favorite utg interactions ever thank you whoever drew it
>>542437375after this pic toby proposed so I imagine hes been busy getting ready for the wedding....
>>542436274I wanna chug beer with tobert
>>542437338Oh yeah you reminded me he exists, I went to check out what's up with him and he hasn't uploaded anything new because of family shit happening apparently
>>542436274it hurts more that ill never be able to talk about homestuck with him than it hurts to never date him for real on god fire emoji I know we would get along and have funny conversations..tobert....tobert....talk homestuck with me.
>>542436174This is actually a really interesting concept, Noelle is lost in our real world where she’s completely out of place. Any fics that are like that?
>>542437448it's funny when people here post something from their lives that sounds perfectly like it's Noelle, Kris, or Susie.
>>542437404here's all in one pic : )
>>542437375I want to pay a male Tenna cosplayer to stuff himself to near vomiting point and let me rub his belly
is honk93 in the thread with us now or did they just stumble upon on?
>>542437751I'm sure /utg/ Anon would talk to you about Homestuck.
>>542437834i really hate you faggots
>>542437835im female but im bulimic and will do it for free
>>542438073You’re lucky I’m feeling bisexual lately…
>>542438072don't be like that baby kiss me
SPAMTON JUST KICKED A PIPPINS ORPHAN TO DEATH
>>542437448i'm glad i could be of service anon
>>542437787No but there’s that one simpsons episodehttps://youtu.be/0DBGXN48tV4
>>542426969No cuz I played SMT? Like if you wanna a snes rpg play the fucking goat.
>>542438260i wish you retards would put your ship name in your posts so my filters would pick it up
>>542437834thank you anon. i'm a big fan of your work
>>542437835That would be an interesting ad to make, I hope you can find the right cosplayer for that one day anon
>>542438363I'm using tongue ghnnnn fuckkk
I found this art of some hollow knight enemy. This might be a good reference for the cum mizzles
>>542437303https://voca.ro/1nVeoPZp0BVU>>542437319https://voca.ro/1jXpfmcMyWlo>>542437351But I can fuck it. I'm determined enough to penetrate-I mean try.>>542437404It's too early for that. Maybe later.
>>542438552>It's too early for that. Maybe later.Alright, I will repost later but it's ok if you don't want to do it.
>>542438473oh monomon the teacher she’s nice
>>542438387
>>542438341the first two smts were only on the super famicon amigo, earthbound may have been rare but you could actually buy it in a store
>>542438657Traditionally NSFW requests are sent around 11pm-12am EST. I will admit I am tired too from working.
>>542438251this but it says female and bisexual
>>542438341>you can only ever play one game of each genreGood to know
>>542438552your kris voice tickled my brain
>>542438073*makes some cabbage soup for u*and dont you HECKIN dare throw it away
>You couldn't find>Your hand>You couldn't find her
>>542438763Say no more
>>542438552>I LOVE SUSIE BUSTER! The delivery on that was hilarious and i laughed and had to pause the audio. Jolly good show
>>542438406Where would I even post that to where a Tenna cosplayer would see? Xitter?
>>542438974incredible thank you anon. /fab/ general
>>542438552the voice crack for noelle’s line HAS to ve intentional it was too well placed. Also nice enby twink voice
>>542438690I know what a super famicom is but its still the SNES to me so shut up.>casts Zionga on you>>542438810im gonna be real i can only invest so much time in rpgs and the fuckers drag on forever. I like smt because of the religious theming and god tier atmosphere rather than any true investment in the genre. Earthbound/Mother despite inspiring something I like doesnt catch my interest beyond making me wanna see Gieuge fat and thinking Pokey/Porky is funny. I tend to get more into isometric shit or dungeon crawlers lol. Nothing I've seen really makes me wanna play it.
>>542439101I don't know, could work? maybe hidden ads at cons or in facebook geek groups??
>>542437181I'm giving you the request to not do Spamtenna
>>542435684I memorized all the game's dialogue so far, I'll say and do exactly what Noelle said and did for the first two days, until the point she invites Kris and Susie to study with her and Berdly to the librarby. Instead of going there, since there's no internet, I'll invite them over to Noelle's house while still remaining as in-character as possible. Once we're there, the entirety of Kris's and Carol's plans will be utterly fucked. I'll continue acting as in-character as possible, and while inside Dark Worlds I will abuse Noelle's "it's just a dream!" excuse to Get Stronger. Eventually, when they find out I'm in Noelle's body, it'll be too late, and I'll be as powerful as possible. With the original plan derailed out of control, Kris and Carol can't do shit.
Are you supposed to know what monster you are in Monster Seeking Monster? Because it never told me or I didn't figure it out both times I played.
>>542439373it pops up at the beginning before texting other players, you can always press the info button at the top right
>>542439505Ok, I must've walked out or got interrupted by something when that popped up. ty
>>542436274him wearing a dave shirt is giving me flashbacks to me wearing my rose lalonde shirt at my friend's graduation party and a guy asking me what it was and i said it was from an online thing then lied and said i didn't know what it was. god
>>542436274Is that a PlayStation Move™? Lmao I bet there are people itt who don't even know what that is
>>542437181Interested in seeing your take on this guy
>>542439819i'm goingto cuck fuzzy by fucking this guy right here
I wanna make more art or maybe a funny comic about my pippins OC but Tenna is taking up all the RAM in my brain and hogging all the creative juice
Had the horrible thought recently about how bad fingering someone with fur covered fingers would be. I feel like that could result in some kind of issue.
nice work spamy
>>542440042thank you thank you
>>542440032it would be very ticklish
>>542439992
>>542439992make tenna and your oc interact, silly
>>542439310>making me wanna see Gieuge fatelaborate
>>542439992draw tenna firing your oc
>>542439814Nobody will remember the Move. Nobody will remember the Kinect. Your add-ons die here, in a world where no one remembers you...
>>542439991He's so cute... and sexo...how is this possible?I'm sorry fuzzy but I'm stealing him for a night, I will bring him back unharmed I promise
>>542440121
JOIN CHAMP'D UPNSFK
i thought jackbox would end for wrestling.....
>>542440276Not Safe For Kris….
>>542440276No I don't wanna draw today sorry
oh god are these more randos or actual thread people
>>542440335id thought itd end by now too desu
>>542435984>snowconegraveI sensibly chuckled
>>542440276I would but I'm on a phone
I’m kind of just waiting for Deltarune to be finished. I have 0 other life plans. Maybe that’s why Toby said Deltarune was the second game in the undertale series, so I had to keep living after it was finished…
>>542440410I think it's randos lol
Dess joined ICE-EEE to kidnap human children in broad daylight
>>542439992draw tenna breastfeeding your oc
>>542440512in the jackboot game? how are they getting in?
>>542428620We all do.
>>542430868I dont like it when Susie does it either. People here say she's on my side, when she's on nobody's side. She might spare the Roaring Knight after some sob story.
>>542440554You know the twitch stream is public, right? Anyone browsing the category for Jackbox streams can find this oneI suspect some big streamer was doing jackbox and recently ended their stream so some of their viewers found ours
toby homestuck music > toby utdr music
Toby is so pissed at data miners he is having a sound engine coded that makes sound effects by manipulating a common sound file in real time like an N64 game
>>542440554*jackbox wtf spellcheck
>>542440139>thin noodly creature who looks like mewtwo >actually the main antagonist of mother 2 and mother 3 given he turns into gigyasso he has the buff of serious character turning into a fat dumbass ergo HOT/EROTIC
>>542440690They're seeing /utg/ autism live lol
>>542436274It pisses me off that lead such an amazing fulfilling life while Ive completely wasted mine. Now him getting married is yet another dagger
>>542440763weaki wanted to fuck him long before undertale even releasedyou are like a little child
>>542440847You still draw breath, Anon. There's time for some fulfillment.
>>542440552Would since I'm into TV boobies, but I love Tenna so much that I'd get jealous of my own OC
>>542440665Also because everyone talks about Susie doing it. When Kris literally cucks me out of an adventure...crickets, or worse, laughter. It's deranged.
>>542440860>>542440860>>542440860new
>>542440696utdr is constrained with him not being able to do multiple genres/soundfonts and remixes like in homosuck
>>542441089Stop pretending to be me.
>>542441119kill this guy
WHO THE HELL ARE THESE PEOPLE HELP
>>542440934i didnt know about him! lmao mewtwo is one of those odd softspots that are nostalgic to me and giegue also hits that weird noodly fuck thing.
>>542441376they used to draw him as an anime girl that pokey moleststhe guys who worked on mother 1 went on to work in gamefreak so mewtwo looking giegue is probably because of that
>>542441548Tags: ugly bastard They should have em together lol.
>>542440032
>>542426969I played it about an hour as a kid with an emulator my dad set up, I thought it was kinda boring and unfortunately for it Chrono Trigger was also on the thumb drive
