Previous: >>542388068>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Hishi Akebono (Alt 3*), Marvelous Sunday (Alt 3*), Fuji Kiseki (SSR), Eishin Flash (SSR)10/7 - Legend Race vs NTR and Super Creek (Alt)Early October - Tachyon's Factor ResearchLate October - New training scenarioOctober: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200mNovember: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600mDecember: CM Mile (No debuffs) - Hanshin 1600m>Global Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Gold City (3*), Nishino Flower (SSR), Vodka (SSR)10/7 - CANCER CUP - Tokyo 1600m10/14 - Summer Maruzensky (Alt 3*), Summer Special Week (Alt 3*), Sweep Tosho (SSR), Winning Ticket (SSR)10/14 - Summer Story event10/21 - Meisho Doto (3*), Special Week (SSR), Tokai Teio (SSR)10/26 - Half Anniversary Part 110/30 - Eishin Flash (3*), Nice Nature (SSR), Tosen Jordan (SR)10/30 - LEO CUP - Hanshin 2200mTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread CirclesJP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
Umamusume is a gaslight game
nice try blocktard
>>542409483turning this shrine priestess into an anal priestess
why is everyone in this goddamn center a lesbo
>>542409483I love my retarded fortune teller dog.
Has anyone spotted a good grandparent for CM4 S.Maru?
>590k retention
has it been cropped?
repostingany clubs recruiting? I average 1.2m a dayClover danchou quit560055512028pls send an invite
sliding in!
Uma's web browser history tierlist. Would you change something ?
>marked
>charming before the debut race>ace run and borrowed umaLet's fucking goooooo!!!! Thank you Sweepy!!!!!
>>542409528this is basically every other CM room for me. Blockushin approaches, lets dumb avian springboard right off her forehead.
boywife
>>542409604Autists are so hot
>>542408957:^)
Post your cancer cup ace with the highest win rate
>>542409703love boywives!
>>542409594It's an all-girls school, you're bound to meet some rug-munchers
Umatism has 4 open slots!>B+ casual club>no quota>trade shoesdon't flatline or the eye of sauron will get you (or just let us know in advance)
>>542409604>Rice is also wants to run
clover just needs to pass leader and kick every leecher and its good again or just join other clubs
>>542409703She's perfect.
What if I went for bakushin ssr card instead of kita? I have no kitas and a 1* baku
Gonna take a shower then do my CM runs. Any whales still out there please do NOT queue in the next ~hour.
>be doing some seiun sky runs>realize it's summer time>i think to myself "is she using a swimsuit? don't remember">realize i've never seen her as a womanWhy design a boy and call her a girl
>>542409632Are you ok with a B+ comfy club or you prefer an A+ club?
>>542409749Love my boywife
>>542409957MILK!
>>542409725I was convinced that had to be an edit so I just checked in the shop. 100 clovers for a single banner. What the fuck...
>jpGOD says he didn't even use Riko>need to save for Christmas Oguri after blowing the load on Swimsuit Maru anywayhmmmethinks Riko skippa
>Smart Falcon gets so far ahead that she doesn't even activate Sparkly StardomI just know I'm gonna get my teeth kicked in in Group A.
Theyre all full
>>542409895>>542410012
>>542410012slopwife
>>542409994I want an A+ club but I will take what I can get its almost the deadline for the rewards
>try hard clubs will burn out bwos don't join them!!!meanwhile in reality only casual clubs are dying. We had Mambo refugees flood our board less than 2 weeks ago now we have clover niggers.Stop joining casual clubs you fucking retards, this isn't complicated.
>clover dancho flatlined irl
>>542409632I would invite you, but our club is too casual for 1mil+
>>542409594They're all seeking her pearl.
>>542410089If you plan to play them yes. Why are people not confused over the logic of pulling an uma if you're not already planning to raise and main fronts pre Valentine Bourbon? People were insisting on fronts being whale only and Sky only parent tier
>>542409839they forced her to file tax paperwork and wait in line at the DMV
>>542410189Deadline is in 2 days, if you are still single by then give me a call.
>>542410150Clover is at 27 :^)
This is why Guilds shouldnt have significant rewards
>>542409594Seeking the PearlMen want herWomen want herShe's perfect
>>542410210erm clover is literally A+ THO
>>542410346milf pokke
What's the best card for hunting for green sparks? Silence Suzuka?
>>542410210We're fine, thanks
>>542410158
Uma ear touching!
>>542410182Whoops
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after she finishes a runsniffing Bourbon's perky, leotard-covered rear while she's cooling down
>>542410405the moment an uma turns milf she improvessimple as>>542410417cute!
>>542410210I was in a tryhard club and did burn out actuallysemi-comp is the sweet spot. A-A+ tier is all you need to get a good haul without losing your mind
>>542410384lets check on them in 20 days
>>542410408If you just want greens no matter what it isBiwa
turning this shrine priestess into an anal priestess
>walks in front of your frontrunnerwhat do you do?
My kitasan black looks different today bwos
>>542410421why is she crying?
>>542410384Rank doesn't matter if your club doesn't have strict quotas it's a casual club
>clover danchou actually had an onlyfans
>>542410561Win with my late surger instead.
>>542409809Sent
>>542410561>679 witngmi
>>542409749>wanted to try and test my editing skills to splice the dance together on top of each other to make it smooth>the different dance sections aren't actually part of a single motionOh well
werent people seething about clover kicking people for leeching and larping as a casual club. wonder what happaned
>>542410590She looks sexier wtf
>>542410561How many races did you do? I can never work out when's best to stop grinding stats.
chiyono o
EXT. AIRSTRIP, EASTERN EUROPE - DAY
>>542410505
>>542410613How do you even know if someone is meeting the quota? I haven't noticed the game keeping track of that.
>>542410439You couldn't tell?
Rolled Gold City and haven't had the time to build her yet. Feels bad.
>>542410680
AAAIIIEEEE STOP THE COUNT
>>542409632When is your cooldown up?
Why does calculator say that you need 700 stam for CM3 (if rushed)?
>>542410815chronogenesis
>>542410590I love Hanshin Juvenile Fillies.
>>542410346turning her jungle covered innie into an outie!
Fair warning to frontafricanamericans, you best take the 1 gorillon stamina requirement seriously or have a backup non-front ace for the next CM because I am coming for your ass. I do not care if some other guy's Golshi or Vodka wins.
>>542410416Wait until all your top earners leave the club after failing to reach A+ before the end of the month
>>542410896around 23.5h
>>542410421sniffing fuku's ear sock
>>542410753just 18
>>542410781I can see your naked name...
>>542410613>/uma/s only S rank club is actually a casual club
>>542410760how do they even play? or she's just talking about taking a walk?
>>542410850
Alright /uma/ you decide for me. I won't have enough to spark Summer Maruzensky when she drops but I WILL have enough to spark Meisho Doto when she drops. Do I risk not getting Summer Maruzensky or pray I get her and wait for Meisho Doto?
>>542410490Hey wait a minute
>>542410210Fuck you faggot, I left a quota club to chill in Mambo and dont regret a thing. Its not my fault, if retards want to sweat in a gacha game for pennies.
>>542410590id fuck that kitasan
>>542411040Don't point it out, anon is going to get hacked now!!
>>542410760Turning Sakura Chiyono O into Sakura Chiyono ◎
What's the threshold for B? How many fans approximately
Clover will undergo danchou transfer in 2 weeksprobablymaybeehhhhh
Spicaman gets to rail this...
>>542411096/uma/ has quotas tho, whenever their Danchou comes shilling here he says you need 40M fans/month minimum
We're not even halfway through CM3 and I'm already in despair over CM4. Accelerated CMs were a mistake, debuffers were a mistake, front runners were a mistake
Digitan LOVE
>>542411131
>>542410993!!!
>>542410903do you know what rushing does?
>>542411293they are S+ and the quota is 60m
>>542410952>FrenziedThanks for the free speed boost bwo.
>>542410680HOLY FUCKING CUUUUUUUUUTE!>>542411202Aren't you a clever one
>>542411227I am Spicaman
>>542411097she's obviously talking about sex, look at her expression and the position of her legs
>>542411131If you love doto wait for doto. I’ve gotten Uma in fifty pulls, a hundred pulls, or full pity
>>542411347Yeah, but even without rushing, you need 600 stam. And people were saying that 600 is only for the speed bonus, and 500-550 is enough. But it's not.
>>542410760>>542410992
>>542410561Thanks for setting up my backup end closer
>>542411040That's just the person from xitter I stole the screenshot from you can doxx them if you want bwo
>>542411227and that's me
Less than two hours until my Daiwa gets to destroy the hopes and dreams of more umas.
>>542409632sent an invite, hope you join!
>>542411139It's not JUST pennies, it's $4 worth of free currency per tier! (free carats have a third of the pulling power compared to paid carats)If they get closer to S rank after treating this game as a job they'll be able to get another 10 pull.
ok /uma/ gaslit me for cm4, what do i need?
>>542411470you balance not worrying about rushed in the same way you balance any stat floor. There's always failure cases
Daiwa is not among my favorites yet I have more art of her saved than most. What's up with that?
>>542410561>Front Runner Straightaways OO over Front Runner Corners OORetard alert.
Less than two hours till i wait 5 hours for jobbers to show up in round 2.
downloaded Uma on my phone, I’ll be traveling during half anni so I can at least get the logins. How long does half anni last, anyway? I know part 3 is the Ao Haru rush ticket one
>>542410421Isn't that, like, rape?
>>542411652Summer MaruzenskyNice Natie DebufferEither Seiun Sky Front Runner or Meisho Doto Pace Chaser
>>542410421
>get a good stat run>zero gold skill events finish>zero skill hints for active skills>no mile sh-heh
if i sweat i can get into top 10 easy but im chilling at A+ because im also the club leader. kek.
>>5424116522 debuffers and a hybrid ace debuffer
>>542410861If this goes over 493k then I'm fucked
Do alts of umas still count as the same uma for affinity on inheritance?Like does S.Maru get 0 from a grandparent Maru?
>Golshi>Mcqueen>Rice>Tickezo>Brian>2 mob umasTeam Sirius is so fucking weird
>I have three 3* PWR parent>I can't combine them because they're ALL ON FUCKING GOLSHI
God damn you guys talk about clubs a lot in here. Is there really a club based in here thats S rank? Relatively surprising
>>542411795nigga you do not need mile s on a front
>>542411470600 is enough for anyone but pacers, and if you are running pacers you either know very well what you're doing or you would have lost regardless of HP
>>542411694Well duh, she's number one in everything including cute pictures and porn!
>>542411858yupyou want red shift for smaru on cm4 by the way, good luck
I fucking hate this fucking chud so much. I have been trying for a WEEK to get In Body and Mind just for the fucking checklist, and EVERY TIME this chud gives me 2/3 events early on and then nothing. The one time I got the last event hse she gave me Homestretch instead. Is the Tickezo welfare card any more consistent with giving that skill?
>>542411867>Has no power parents>Spammed Gold Ship and got three Gold Ship power parents
>>542410561My Vodka won every single time in this situation.
>>542411717>>542411785>>542411894
>>542411952what? doesnt it increase top speed on the last spurt?
That's it I'm goin in
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!
>>542411961Not that nerd but I love that little cartoon of her that appears before a race. God, she's such a dork.
>>542411652If you get s.maru then it's 2 fronts 1 dedicated debuffer, if you don't get her then 2 hybrid debuffers and a pacer/front ace, if you hate others 3 hybrid debuffers, if you also hate yourself 3 dedicated debuffers
>>542412020Ticket definitely drops it a lot more
Which cards and skills do I want on cm3 Narita Taishin and Smart Falcon?
>>542412020bwo......................................... the welfare winning ticket gives it 100% of the time......
>>542411701straight is more important than corners on a front because getting that early lead is the most important part. getting the lead is harder than keeping it.
CM3 TEST ROOM76337577
>>542412020anon...the only options for her event are 1 regular or 3 gold hints. think about how often you get 3 prof curvature hintswhereas tickezo is guaranteed 2 hints
>>542411641I make a tier in less than 4 min. When I take a shit a work I earn two tier doing nothing.
>>542412065Who taught you that word?
>>542411652>frontkekSMaru + Daiwa + Natie with pace and end debuffs>othersNatie and Mayabride + ace with dominator
>>542412020>>542280486
>>542412065>:(
>>542412020the rate is based on the primary stat of the card and the amount of stat you have when the card event finishes. There are multiple break points for agemasen but the most important one is generally <400 = 30% chance of gold skill, getting over 400 is the first break point and doubles that to 60% chance.So on a card like Spe which is GUTS you may never reach the first breakpoint if you don't train your guts, which nobody does.
>>542412048as long as you proc angling and plancha you will create so much lead even turf s mile S lates won't catch up with you
Gold Ship should be the butt of the joke more often. She gets away with too much for being the franchise's face. Imagine a storyline where an even bigger, meaner prankster arrives on Tracen and puts Golshi to shame, until things start going too far and all the charaters stand up against the newcomer bully, realizing their newfound appreciation for Golshi in a heartfelt moment. There's just sooo many fun ways they could play around with the characters, but Cygames seems too retarded to realize you can only get so far with literally no antagonism or conflict. Which results in this ever-growing pile of underutilized and underdeveloped characters. Sad!
>>542412040
Bwos, I haven't had a 3 star Uma since August 31st.It was at least 101 runs ago.I say at least because I've probably glued some since then.I do 3-4 runs a day.I need to pray to Shiraoki-sama or something.
>>542412334What is the breakpoint for escape artist in sky's stamina ssr?
>>542412110>>542412163>>542412246>>542412314Son of a bitch. Into the shredder you go, spechud. Thanks, anons.
Newbie who kept asking questions yesterday here.So, from what I can gather, pic related is what I should save for, right?
>>542412418Didn't read your text on this one, post more suzufuku
>Golshi fails to proc her ult two races in a rowkill me now
>>542412638No. Riko is more important.
>>542412638Yes. Otherwise your borrow slot is going to be that card 90% of the time.
I'm starting to like Tama and her silly speech
>>542412719Please don't gaslight actual new players.
>>542410561She gets a late start and i walk over her obviously. Also i spit on your aces for a good measure.Wanna race?
>>542412545As a high test male, I have to roll for her
>>542412427same concept, 400 stamina. I can't find the full chart right now I only detailed the first breakpoint, but it's the most important. There are more breakpoints at higher stats which further increase the odds.
>>542412638No. You want to save for Sasami Anshinzawa SSR.
Can i change a race outfit for uma? Like pick the basic one?
>>542412757What is Tamamao implying here?
>>542411795>6 green skills>4 of them double circleDamn that's sad. With that effective power, she can probably block anyway
If anyone remembers the retard who was prepping for the Leo Cup instead of the Cancer Cup, I managed to course correct with an hour to spare
I'm sorry Front-dacchibut you cannot pass
>>542412242thanks bros, that vodka stole this race somehowCM3 TEST ROOM73969091
>>542412793Okay good to know. For some reason it keeps completing extremely early into my career runs so I never have enough to hit 400 and keep getting fast paced instead, so that makes a lot of sense now. Thanks anon
Whats the difference between yellow spark inspiration and white spark inspiration?
>>542409625
I will be pulling for summer Special Week because i'm racist.
>>542412786Definitely
>>542412408
>>542412314>still wrong
>on insane run>nearing the end>night owl and slacker on the same turnFUCKOFFBROWHAT THE FUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>announcer says I won>go to results >I lostAAAAAAAIIEEEEEEEEE
>>542412972blob Creek is a cutie
>>542413047>guts-checkedthe ultimate tiebreaker
>>542412990wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>542406632>>542406334I know all about that hell. I just don't enter it. I don't have the time or the money to do endless grandparent/parent loops, every CM, to try and get:>good pinks>good whites>good bluesall on one uma just in order to then use that uma as an ace parent. For a whale? Sure that might work. For a f2p who still has to borrow Creek and Kita? Fuck that noise. Can you really afford to ignore blues in ace building? Is that really the strat? Because I doubt it.
>>542412638lmao. Watch thisHey bros I went 200 dry on Kitasan banner and had to spark a single copy of her Card, am I winning yet?
>>542413047No fair, they changed the outcome by measuring it.
>>542412545
>>542413047MAKE IT STOP
>>542412638Obviously you'll want (and get) other stuff, too, but Kitasan is the card you'll want maxed above all others. There are other hard stat requirements to meet, but ultimately once those are handled, you'll generally want as much speed as possible. Unless you do something weird like play Open League.Kitasan represents such a huge gain over any other single speed card that it'll otherwise live in your borrow spot 24/7.
>pop groundwork>get overtaken after early game ends>pop tail held high combo>dont overtake>go from 1st , to second, to 9thwhat the fuck suzuka
>>542413239>>542413347
>>542412924thanks againvodka late race scares meCM3 TEST ROOM88445483
>>542412427>>542412793>>542412927here, I found it
>>542413258>200 just for one copyOuch. Did you at least get any good SR's out of it? At 18% you should have gotten 35-40 or so.
>>542413449Sounds like not enough stamina to me.
>If you can't breed and impregnate your bro and hug them until you fall asleep, they aren't your bro
>>542413047Other anon is correct you know.If dead heat/tie happens uma with more guts is declared the winner.
>claw machine drops all three dolls instantly right in front of the drop binokay
>>542412638She is literally THE card for years to come. Every other card is at least somewhat replaceable or has some workaround but you will always need a speed statstick and she is the best statstick and much more. You should save to spark her, and if you don't get at least 3 copies I would even consider rerolling for MLB, if you have the balls/willingness to be a metafag. Obviously you can always not be a metafag and just play for fun and compete in open league, but if there's one card to metafag for it's this bitch.
>>542413653I want this with Ryan, I want Ryan to call me afaggot after I cum inside her.
TroonWhat's the firt Uma that popped in ypur head after reading that word?
>Jack open the door, you've been in your room for at least 3 days without eating, I keep receiving calls from my bank about virtual transactions done to a game called "Uma Musume" and I've made some research and apparently all these girls are high schoolers? What do those horse girls have that I don't?
>>542413748agnes tachyon
>>542413679I've literally seen a Giant doll drop right beside the bin, and then tilt over and fall into it, only for the game to tell me that I didn't get it.
Is 3* URA still worth using even with that shit blue and pink
>>542413748ACK-ness Tachyon
>>542413748None of them because I don't have transexuals on my brain 24/7.
>>542413841save this for Tachyon event maybe?
>>542413841>Is 3* URA still worth using even with that shit blueYes >and pinkNo
>>542412427>>542412927Honestly, the sooner you accept that "it'll just happen when it happens", the happier you'll be. Everything anon is saying is spurious at best and desperate vibe-based cope at worst.Go look for the JP/CN origins if you want, the "proof" and data of those mechanics are simply not credible.
>>542413841Nope,you needed two.
>>542413653>if your bro doesn't leg lock you when your are hugging her, then she's not your bro
>>542413886But that's Curren
Was on track to make insane Golshi with 1200 speed/power, but just after senior summer got night owl and slacker, and lost effectively 5 trainings. Fuck this game.
>>542413841That's basically the ideal great-grandparent.
>>542413248idk how others do it but since I have a life I just use what I have... and since I play since launch i have played enough runs to have luck 3 or 4 times and have now some 16-18 stars parents.So I have a mayano with 9 stamina, 3 turf some other 3 star blues, a rice with 6 stam and 3 speed witj 7 turf... and also since I used these a lot I have a lot of uma parents that are usable even when getting a 2 star spark.Then I just go to the friend search tool and grab a more tailored parent from some random I add for a specific CM, like groundwork parents or whatever... And so far so good, I gor secondn in taurus but won in geminis and so far 16/20 wins in cancer
>>542413841I'd use that if the parents had Distance and good Blues.
>>542413738SEXOOOOOOOOOO
>>542413558good run broscant tell if the falco is good or notCM3 TEST ROOM81251634
Why are they called late "gamblers" when they always win?
I think I'll change clubs after this month is done
>>542410992What if I kissed Ardan on the lips? She wouldn't be so smug then.
>>542413896
>>542412141i remember pump some iron and encroaching shadow. I dont remember anything else.
>>542413841it's glue m'afraid. Maybe if it was 2* stam or 3* groundwork it could be useful, but 3* URA alone isn't enough to carry it imo, especially as a grandparent
damn your Grass is fast
>>542413841 (Me)Understood, back to the mines.
>>542413841It's loopable
>>542413258I at least pulled 350 to only get one copy
no one will even pull for reddit dog o since her banner is right after the all stars banner
>whatever, I'll use my last run just before reset I fucked up
>>542414082My late surger is gambling on my front runners jobbing.She comes in a very consistent second place, and wins when the front runner gets blockushinned or doesn't proc angling.
>witmaxxer is more consistent but not as strong overall>witlet is less consistent but is very strong when the stars align not sure which one is more likely to get me to A finals
>>542413258I didn't start playing the game until Super Creek banner but I got Kitasan Black from it
WHOMST DO I BELIEF
o hi
>>542413710God I need her so bad I would train her too be the best niger you ever saw at any distance
>>542414376There's no downside to placing, unless you expect to be unable to win a single race.
>>542414057GOD ship i kneelCM3 TEST ROOM33001389
>>542414460Why would you trust those fags over an actual jap
>>542414460im sick too and i also like capybaras. am i henry?
>>542414387Witlet and gamble
>>542414460>(autistic gooks did this lol)nobody asked
>>542414106Winning Ticket didn't say this.
>>542414460>wall of text and copevs>"F2P cannot afford to spend on Riko banner"
>TT cut off is already past 490k
>>542412242>>542412924>>542413558>>542414057>>542414565>No summaries
>>542414460why is every gook malding about witgod lol
>>542414460
>>542413737ryan would never say that but the idea of convincing her to call you a faggot even though she doesn't want to might be hot
>>542414460gooks also believe secret track bonuses are real lmao
LETS FUCKING GO
>>542414472That's the perfect amount of Nishinos. Stop pulling now.
>>542414742She's much cuter in the Cingray anime? The heck?
>>542414565thanks brosspe had me sweating>>542414772top secret round 2 prepCM3 TEST ROOM64945996
>>542414981Yes sir
Any debuffer deck for Leo cup?
>>542412141not a falcorbfag but I've seen them crush it in rooms with just the standard front build of groundwork + a bunch of corners/straights speed skills.For Taishit, she has most of what she needs as part of her base kit. Red Shift, Furious Feat and Pump Iron (in that order of preference) are the only accels she can use, and you'll also want some mid/late race velocity skills in order to minimize chance of brock.
what does lvling up the unique actually do?
>>542414976EXPLODE
Which one of these would you say is better?
>>542415051bigger multiplier but not much
>>542414791
>>542414460I don't care about sloptubers but I'll just skip and borrow since it makes no sense to roll for a one scenario card on an accelerated schedule if you aren't a piggu
>>542414976>early leadBrick
>>542414460First time I've heard about a super secret buff. So Riko/Rice's lifespan is even shorter. Why would he assume global would suddenly follow KR balance patches instead of JP like we have for the past 4 months are gooks retarded.
>>542414964infertile :(
>>542415010Thanks for the host. Was testing that Spe and her lack of power really is making her so weak. She activated pump, furious feat and on your left but still wasn't able to keep up
>>542414976>1/5000 god rollyeah congrats i'll never get something like for the next 2 years probably
>>542414918Erm...
>>542414791they're scared that their viewers will ditch them to watch witgod's videos
How am I supposed to get red shift on summer maruzensky without gimping my affinity?
>>542415358Thats a mediocre roll...
>>542414681A FELLOW BROOD WAR ENJOYER? WHO HAS ALSO SEEN THIS GODLIKE MINE DRAG?
Now this is uma racing
>>542415394the best you can do is to hide Maru in grandparent zone
>>542415394You're not
>>542415394You don't, start farming a 2 or 3 star redshift with a decent blue.
>>542414460once again you should only ever believe witGAWD and everyone else is either a shill or retarded
>>542415394low affinity just means more grind nothing you can't overcome with praying to shiraoki-sama
>>542415485I like watching dead heats
looking for a +1 to Uma&Co. we've hit A+/top500 every month, just need to replace some flatliners with active players.>but what's the quotano hard quota. log in, spam "Morning!", do your borrow runs, and pass around some dirty shoes. if you're averaging between 700k-1m/day over the course of the month then we're doing fine.just a group of active players that aren't going to ask you to tryhard for $5 worth of carats.
>this inspiration>Still no Groundwork with 8* Groundwork on the parentsREEEEE
>>542415394Affinity is a memeJust do more runs until it happens
>>542415536Weird no one uses his deck suggestions
Should I MLB mcqueen and start on winning ticket?
>>542415082I like left due to higher power, better skills and better speedno stopping me seems completely pointless because if it activates as front you've already lost
What kind of cards would I want to use on a Taishin?
>>542415002>other umas choose their trainer based off their commitment, dedication, and skills>super creek choses (you) because you looked the most patheticthe fuck is her problem
>>542410405Rough sex with Pokke!
>>542415010i kneel pasaGODthanks for all the races bros, im done for now
>>542415671People finally get the mommy and they get scared
>>542415002If you think that's cuter you are unironically blind
>>542415456>3 stam>2 turf>2 groundwork3 stam alone is 1% unless you're running 1100+ stam parent runs which is unlikely
good lord
17 years
>>542415652Is having B in Mile not that big of a deal?
>>542415809I disagree, and therefore I will also call you unironically blind.
im going to reward tazuna with anal creampie for this
>>542415827>urara looking at taiki in the gate.png
>>542415628Your account's Speed cards?Your +2 Speed Brian that is equivalent to +2 facility levels? also does things if on guts or wit training but who cares
>>542415392that's a lot of text to say it may or may not be a real thing
>>542415817If i told you i have a 9* 7 URA and 6* 8 URA 6 groundworks, what would you say.
>>542415627I will try them for leo cup because they seem appropriate there, I don't have MLB FM though which is the big barrier for most people I imagine
>>542415278Someone linked it a few weeks ago. It had this + dating event can start at any friendship, doesn't need green bar.
>>542415661I'm using Kitasan, Suzuka as a cope for Left-Handed event but if you don't care swap her out for Sweepy, Oguri, Helios, Sunday, and borrowing an MLB Biko.
>>542415827What happened to the animation? Looks kinda shit in comparison with s1
>>542414460>an idiot admires complexity, a genius admires simplicityit's amazing how witgod says more in 6 mins videos than the entire EN scene
>>542415827Most effective distraction tactic
sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex >>542416035It looks fine, stop being a faggot.
>>542415957I didn't know brian did that. Spe sucks she's too hard to get friendship for and Golshi also kinda sucks.
idk bros if a gook said it I must believe it bros they're like gaming Gods bros
>>542415984>6*
Hmm.../uma/ I have a slight problem. It just occured to me while I was making a Nice Natie not debuffer Ace for CM4 that I don't actually know where to get two Gold Stamina skills. All of the other Umas I've been training already had a gold stamina skill so I just threw on Swinging or Makween for the doble. Is there a Gold Stamina Recovery for Medium races?
>>542415970esl bwo...
>>542415984>If I told you I won the lottery would you realize you can do it too?no
>>542415568This game is the only one that can make me pump my fist when I winhttps://files.catbox.moe/ehsz76.webm
>>542415945It's ok to be wrong and have bad taste so I forgive you
>>542412545>black, red and greenI need to watch less interracial porn
>>542416150Iron Will + Bofa from Tazuna you don't even need any cards
>>542416035The shitter races have always beeen low quality
>>542416129Literally the only thing koreans are good at are RTS, which includes MOBA and the like.Haven't seen a single good one(much less multiple) playing literally anything else.
>>542416093threesome with Creek and this virgin
>>542415970But he literally did the math right there to prove it's real if you trust the formulas
>>542416265>Iron Will...
>>542414791witgod is basically teaching everyone what's better for F2P and basically saving their account whereas henry and VF aims to get everyone's accounts bricked
>>542416272So when are we getting the good ones?
>>542416139What can i say,i like my URAs.
>>542416150you seem cute and dumb so please don't fall for iron will
>>542413806She'd never say thatShe'd gaslight Jack into spending more into the gacha and that it's his mission to win CM with the gaslights
>>542416035Bro it looks like fucking Mekaku City Actors before the Blurays came out.
Sorry but witunc highkey washed, leave the competitive gacha horse racing to the YNs GookGAWDs fr.
>>542416209I understand since you're blind, you inadvertently chose the bad one, so I forgive you too.
>~B+ rankAlmondLove has 1 spot. Don't flatline. Don't disappear
>>542415627I tried his f2p build for cancer and it was total shithe probably thinks guts is actually good in global
>>542416290Get in line
>>542416150just get a bit more stamina and pick up something like tail held high
>>542416358If it works - it works
>>542415568still amazed i got the win here
>>5424161501000 stam + maestro is enough
>>542416432I just want you to know that I'm reporting your post.
>have full stamina>eating eventFuck you game
>>542415970lol no but the parser itself needs you to use a packet sniffer which is anticheat detectable and you will get banned for it
>>542416125GrimGet her to at least 2LB, 3 if you want to gamble on hint chances that help increase her friendship or if you want the right-handed hint.
>>542416150There is no good second for non pace but BoFA. But lates use less over all so try higher stam stat say 850+ and higher wit.
>>542416150there are no viable medium-specific or late-specific recoveries. you can run 3 speed-2 stam-1x and rely upon just maestro. you can attempt a single gold recovery in bofa with 3speed-3power with stam sparks and a high-roll. the issue with the latter is gambling on your recovery on a gambler will be death.
>>542416497Funny because he somehow managed to get a very good winrate with it
>>542416513sorry lad I have a reservation to dick both of them
>you should roll for Riko she gets buffed on accupuncture bitch's banner>check banner schedule>Riko 30 Aug 2021 – 10 Sept 2021>Sasami 11 Jan 2022 – 20 Jan 2022>so 2 months of the 4 months she's relevant in global where Riko isn't at full potentialActual insane gaslighting from chinkoids and gooks. What the fuck is their problem.
>>542416434The only reason to choose the anime over the game one is you being a yuricuck faggot, which wouldn't surprise me
>everyone is leaving their /uma/ clubs
Um, who is witgod?
>>542416552>frontfag>wow, i won????
>>542416391Wheen Oguri and Tama race, probably in 1 or 2 eps
>>542415937Her speed still sucks less than right's
Okay guys no more gaslighting. I already told you I have brain problems and you're throwing information around and I don't know what's true and what's not!
>>542416425listen i know that you want to go for the low hanging fruit because that is how your stupid spicmonkey brain has operated for the last 20+ years of your miserable life but not a single frame of cingrey S2 looks like mekaku city actors
>>542416672yes yes i bet youre some super big dick 190 fin chad as well we get it
>>542416512holy SEX
>>542415596want to leave my current club, could you hold the spot while I'm on cooldown?
>>542416286Finland has been running sc2 for like 7 years now
soooooooo how will game decide which anon is getting promoted to Danchou position? fan count?
>>542416725Flatliners hit hard and burnouts
What song is she humming and is in the background? I don't recognize it
>>542416828you should learn how to take a joke avatarfag
>>542416681Rolling on riko midway event is absolutely retarded. Some idiots are gonna save carats for it.
>>542414791cause if there's one guy who everyone watches for advice then their channels have no reason to exist
>dont worry about it bro it dosnt change much n the last dayUHHHTHATS CHANGING A LOT
>>542416947right right,. now calm down and learn to take a hint yourself, newfag.
>>542415671She wants to pamper (me) and raise me into a strong trainer
Can anyone explain why my 1000+ Wit Blockushin is running behind a 285 Wit Seiun the entire race and not doing her job? Not even late starting.
>>542416821
>>542416286They're decently good at fighting games.
>>542416580chill lil blud, leave pro uma to the new gen.
so is this season just total filler? focus on everything but oguri because she's a fraud?
>>542416931https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMnvp_O7zSA
>>542416259You know who else is black, red, and green?
>>542416997oh nyo, how can you forgive oldfag senpai? :3
>>542417048Corner race and you need high power and mid race velocity skills.
p-please don't leave my club 2 days before cutoff...
>>542416909sorry friendo, i'm not the club lead so i can't guarantee it. if you plan on leaving your current club, you really don't have much time. i'm sure other /uma/ clubs will be searching for members up till the 14th. you could also try /vg/ or even discord if you can't find what you want here.
>>542417074Her sperm sure was fraud when you look at her progeny.
>>542416681If they stick to the JP patch schedule, which they almost 100% certainly will, this will possibly be the The Gaslight To End All Gaslights.
>tfw a front rudolf actually won a raceI fucking kneel...
>>542416831The way the sweat pools in her cleavage is so good.
>Me, a big boy: More Uma anime, neat!>You, a faggot: REEE WHERE IS OGU WHAT IS THIS LOW QUALITY GARBAGE FILLER REEEEEELearn to enjoy things you contrarian fags
It's just funny how VF and his band of merry guide channels keeps pushing for Riko banner when apparently Riko's only use is "Race Bonus" and her scenario events that gives +1 bonus at MLB
>>542416559>>542416643>>542416648Ha haaaa....I might have to give up on my dreams of an Ace Nice Natie then. Unfortunately my Stamina Cards are abysmal and my parents aren't that great either so I can barely get 1.2k Speed and 850 Stam while also getting above 400 Wit.
>>542417119thanks bwo
FUCK Teio
>>542416820I, too, am lost.
Air Groove's collarbone is something else
>>542417252Maybe you should talk about this in /a/ bro
If clubs keep impoding will our B+ eventually become A if it danchud theoretically continues to prune?
WitGod wouldnt lie to me
>>542416726check who he's malding about here>>542414460
keep gambling
>>542416497I think the reason he uses guts is because you get HP, speed and power all at onceso, if done properly you only need wit, guts and speed cards to have viable builds for medium and long (+maestro)also haru gives training effectiveness, so she makes your speed and wit training stronger too
>>542417403This looks 60 FPS
>>542417352/a/ is a dogshit board and I shan't be posting there
>>542417403>60BAN
Since when did we have a new deity in this thread?
>>542417119Is that the song for that later food scenario?
>>542416401Nice to see that my Seiun Sky is capable of making good parents. She doesn't like to give my parent runs good sparks, but it's fine. Honestly, I'm not upset at all!
>>542417403>anon is playing with the fps hackthe yakuza will find you.
I only ask one thing when I recruit to my trainees
>>542417252Ok leddit
>>542417401Ah, thanks
>>542417308Not sure if everyone just forgot Vodka's card exist
>>542417512shame about the face and being 3-dimensional.
>>542417547
>>542417507Ironically thats one of worse ones ive gotten off her but yeah shes doin fine. I'm just a glutton for URAs
>>542417547Doto rape
>>542417506yes, I think it is
>>542417512Operated ass looking ass
Can anyone confirm if true?
>The disgusting It*lian gets all the attention>The cute American gets nothing
>>542417547Umas are umas, not cows
>>542416401>>542417507does anyone have good parents for CM4 that aren't seiun sky?
>>542417403that looks SO MUCH BETTER IN 60fps GOD DAMN
Gambling in 50 minutes
Now THAT'S more like it
>>542417841>Cute>AmericanChoose one
>>542417848ushi musume when...
>>542417308Don't give up on Neicha anon, you only need 1 decent stamina SR, borrow MLB Creek and enough faith.Ignore the Pace S.
>>542417653I actually find it really funny that there could never be an Uma with this hairstyle because you'd just see a large smooth patch with no ear on the side and it would look extremely unsettling.
>>542417308everyone is gambling even by late standards. A lot of losses on CM2 was just dying. 400 wit is good most are going to have about 300 aiming for 900+ stam max speed and high power
>heh, I'm better than everyone else>*jobs*the fuck is her problem?
>>542417897Star+URA wise yes.Groundworks on top, no.
>>542417941Delicious choco wife
i need it to be tuesday
>>542417841>>5424179581. She isn't real2. She is 2DSo I choose both.
>>542417547does doto have any irish lore in reference to her background like fine motion, or is she purebred nihonese horse folded over 1000 times
>>542417897Is this good enough for you?
I've spotted a girl that looks like Nishino Flower today, what are the odds she's 18+? Should I try talking to her?
>>542417507can i nab your friend code
>>542417848some of them are both
>>542418015Gyarus were a mistake.
>>542418015>blonde and blue-eyed uma>superiority complexa bit too on the nose, cyjews.
>>542418116sorry was looking for frontrunner ones with green skills + groundwork
>>542418124
Average parent run
>>542416552Oy, I can clearly hear the FFXIV sound effects in the background.
>>542418149Yeah, the world doesn't need themI've got an idea, you can send them all to me, I'll take care of them
>>542417252This old man fucks her
>>542418149So were (You), yet here we are.
>>542418187based cydolf
how good is Rice as a parent generally speaking? I know she probably isn't top tier I'm just looking for something decent among the umas I have
>>542415596>>542417160Have you or your danchou seen the new club list? Pic related if you want a banner. Might do a section for “club info” if you want a quota, login >>542417141expectation, or whatever because people are asking for it. I’ll have time to update it tonight for those who made/requested new banners.
I need my Doto NOW
>>542418063if you are talking about in-game I don't remember her saying anything about her birth place
>>542418349I need threesome with Opera and Doto now
>>542418132Sure, here you go: 218225857577
>>542418236>it's real
>>542418337>Unbricked>Picture of a brickI'm getting mixed messages.
>>542417986Air Shakur is probably the closest you'd ever get to that kind of hair style.
>>542418316What umas you got, show us? I do know rice is a pain in the ass to career.
>>542414681whore got what she deserved
>>542418015Don't have a suckable dick first, ojiisan.
>>542418287Belno is not a slut
Uma musume is unironically a god-tier game for people with NPC-tier opinions like me>start geimu when my vtuber oshi told me to reroll for kita>watch cingray, oguri is EPIK so I use my ticket on her>golshi memes on twitter are funny>use those two>get platinum title>nice.wmv>also a coomer, love big hag tits>dickroll for maruzensky>she's meta>nice.wmv>Continue watching cingray, oguri is EPIK>her winter version is also meta>nice.wmvthe first time my npc-tier opinion betray me is valentines bourbon, I feel like her outfit is kinda lame so I might skip her idk
>>542418349Opera O likes a starving African child in this
>>542418149blonde does not equal gyaru you fucking retard.
>>542418474It’s what the danchou requested. His mind is a mysterious place full of new club names every week kek
So what's the chance of getting fast learner event in the run? 5%? 2%?
>literally no one:>(You): dude sharty imagery>NOOO ITS NOT SHARTY ITS FEEL GUY WOJAK WHATEVER THE FUCKit's all the same shut up zoomer
>>542418581How do I unsubscribe from this blog
>>542418316>small and frail bodyshe'd probably die in childbirth, plus your kid would get bullied in school because they'd pick up rice's weird way of speaking >I was talking about in game!don't care
>>542418149imagine being such a faggot
This thread is fucking unsettling.
>>542418015>when she does mind you staring even asks
>>542418589she is LITERALLY in the OFFICIAL gyaru uma music video on cygames's youtube channel
>>542418696>Fatno thanks>>542418732Better fucking unsettling than unsettling fucking as my uncle always used to reassure me.
>>542418732>downvoted
>>542418581>the attractive umas are just betterbased>the ones with personality are just betterbasedx2>the unassuming, plain jane, wallflower types are fodderit's just real life on my phone.
>>542418493heremy current main parent is rudolf with oguri and maruzensky (borrowed) grandparentsi'm looking for a parent for oguri, gold ship and mayano in leo cup. rice shower seems to have decent affinity, even if the skill is mid
>>542417403>60fps smoothCHADthis is what the yakuza took from you
>>542418349If i get Doto preggo, will he boobs get bigger?
>>542418316Her compatibility for inheritances isn't very good for anyone not McQueen, Biwa, TM Opera, Pasa, and Teio. Her unique might be worth it, but usually Oguri or Maruzensky would be a better choice. I love Raisu, but she's kind of a shit uma (please don't tell her I said that, I don't want her to cry)
>>542418743>oguritards are ESL
>>542418015why does everyone make fun of biwa's head and not gold city?Look at her head it is M A S S I V EHow is she a supermodel with this weird-ass disproportionate body
>>542418294>>542418589>>542418696Glitter-coated nail-claws typed these posts.
>>542418762did not fucking ask. if cygames thought they were writing a gyaru when they made gold city then they were wrong.
>>542416820>>542417336Okay guys, I'll tell you the facts.>Main priority is to get 3LB or MLB Kitasan; she has a rerun at the end of the year / january 2026 and we get a SSR ticket for half anni. If you have 2LB you can use the ticket and you're set, if your Kita is lower than that then use the ticket for Kita and save upFor CM:>Are you a metafag and/or you like Maruzensky? You like fronts and you've done your GW farming? Get S.Maru.>Are you a metafag and/or you like Oguri? Get OguriRiko/Rice banner isn't as important as getting your Kita uncapped so if you're stuck borrowing her then you DON'T want to roll on Riko/Rice, save up.If you have 3LB+ Kita then decide for yourself if you want to shore up your cards or get Umas.
>>542418236>>542418457ok but do you recognize this one
>>542417506It's similar, but no, that's a completely different song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4IWA9syq0o
>>542418829Now this is a good picture.
>>542418852They are anime spics what did you expect?
>>542418943Whorse
Thoughts on this LAST MINUTE Vodka?
>>542418149Incorrectus
>Third world scum arguing with one another over stupid shit againHmm yes.>>542418901>>542418891One is hot (City), the other isn't. Simple as.
>>542418956Nobody needed to ask to correct your sperging, you damn retardSeethe more you fucking mouthbreather
>>542419013Yeah mine
It's funny how a single guide from an actual nip has caused so much chaos over global youtube channels
>>542418801the good velocity inherits you have are:>oguri>rudolf>mayano wedding for fronts/pacers>king jobber is okaythe good accels you have are:>mayano wedding for lates/endsif you get el condor puta to 3* then her unique is okay for fronts or specifically built pacers. mejiro donkey is meta-defining unique for lates/ends for a long time.
This feels better than sex
oisu
Next CM will be better, right?
>>542414894I love the "are you going to just borrow cards forever" argument because you literally are. There is no option in the game to NOT borrow someone's card
>>542419194Die
>>542419228No it only gets worst
>>542418581god bless you anon, you just made my day
>>542419228I'm sorry to tell you things will only get worse from here.
>>542419182i thought spurt didnt do anything in CM3/4
>>542419118If you dont find both hot you are sadly gay or even worse, a woman
>>542419024that's a lot of mid-game velocity for a unit that is, ideally, in 6th/7th. you can easily mid-game yourself out of a late-game with this skill selection.
>>542419171to the surprise of literally no one but disgusting third world scum
>>542419228unironically yesmedium races... home...
>>542418970Video is fake since Taishin would never, but are you cooking? I haven't played ffxiv in years, but it sounds like cooking to me with the big sizzle and smaller sizzle. Why are you not focusing on your CMs it's very important and you can't just put a gacha game to the side while you do something else.
>>542416931
>>542419317Who the fuck told you that? VF?
>>542419171I don't drink cum for breakfast so fill me in, what's the situation? Is it crazy?
>>542419317Well... you thought wrong. It's still good for CM3, triggers at the same spot as pump.
>>542419394see>>542394483
>>542419317cm3 is a straight, spurt is needed. cm4 is a corner, it does nothing.>>542419228as above, cm4 is a corner which is very easy to build for. you literally just need red shift + shooting for victory.
>>542419394no his uncle for CM4
>>542419317Spurt is literally mandatory on Lates in CM3. It does nothing in CM4.
so are lates just pacers but with actually good skills and better stam/speed multipliers? why would I ever run pace?
OSHI
>>542418568Why are gyarus like this?
>>542418580Anon...
Call me a retard all you want but I genuinely think that Umas with bigger models like Goldship have an inherent positioning advantage over Umas with smaller models like Taishin. There's no other way to explain how Taishin always gets blocked in but Goldship can just stride out of any blockage with her freakishly long strides.
>>542419317spurt conditions are just>are you in a straight?>are you spurting?>is it inside Teio?
>>542419182pumping and spurting chad vs the angling and scheming virgin
>>542419526>Spurt is literally mandatory on Lates
>>542419531Pace have more heals, don't have to gamble as much and get blocked less.
>BRO SUMMER MARUZENSKY IS SO META>oh you HAVE to have red shift next CM or you auto-lose>maru already has dogshit inheritance scores and now you have to hard tank it with her being a grandparent>you need to get groundwork and a grandparented red shift with parents that likely arent even double circle
Wait Round 2 is starting in 30 minutes?!
>>542419434Thousand-folded guide is chopping down every bit of misinfo in its pathThe barbaric hordes are at the beaches but even those who come to reinforce are drowned by Nipponese water spirits as those who make landfall taste a bushido guided blade which eradicates their gaslighting and mentally retarded groupthink
>>542419545
GAMING
>danchou wants me to change my discord profile picture because it's racist
>yfw well-rested
>>542418960nta but thanks. I currently have a 0lb kitasan, and it's really hampering uma build variety. I can't just borrow an Oguri card for power umas because I always have to borrow mlb kita (joined after her banner). I've got 9.5k carats right now, and while my first priority is sparking the all-uma banner in February, I think I'll throw everything else into the Kitasan reprint banner. I want more umas (pic related is my stable), but I still desperately need cards.
>>542419715You rike, yes?
>>542419736DONT QUEUE YETWAIT IT OUT
>>542419715Best I've seen base is 121. You can get close people have gotten double after race affinity. Pretty sure people said peak Summer Maru wasn't easy.
>>542419832>4LB anime McQueen
>>542419812Change it to something even more racist.
does plancha work in CM4?
>>542419812lil danchou ain't gonna do nuthin
>>542419758>>542419787y u 2 avatar waifufags like this
>"Freshly Made in Ample Amounts!" in Senior Year Late NovemberWhat the fuck
>>542419545Perfect wife
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>>542419381>Video is fake since Taishin would neverMy daughter is performing admirablyI'm botting food/potions out of habit since I have done so for the past 4-ish years. I should probably just unsub (haven't done MSQ for the past 2 patches) but I'm paying rent on a large house.
>>542417807>the ass was fat
>>542419171>fine motion is a must have throw your mlb sweep tosho account if needed>you need 1200+2 golds for gemini>triple front runner is the cancer meta farm groundwork until your eyes bleedIt honestly feels like a part of the community is trying to brick the other but with what objective?
>>542419434>>542375323Witgod dropped a video while this retard was live and he reacted to it, proceed to have a meltdown over it because he's one of the fags that kept pushing for Riko banner
>>542419621based, I remember you, anon! You posted a Teio for Gemini and someone asked where your spurt was and you responded, >inside TeioLaughed so hard I nearly wet myself
>>542420013post taishin skills? i refuse to believe that stat line can have this much win rate
>>542419931>do the straight acceleration skills work on the curve courseno. the triangle peg does not go in the square hole.
>>542419812change it to this
>>542420048They're just citing their experience on what won the most before. Also by the time triple front is really good groundwork is easier to get
>>542419993Imagine not getting it pre-debut
>>542420059Post it
>>542419787>wants to spend some couple time walking on the beach>Pokke just wants to fuckWhy is she like this?
>>542420048third world / subhuman scum has nothing but ONE target: ruin everyones lives, so they aren't alone in their garbage existence in trying to survive. that's why you see this a lot in garbage places like china, the long dead Indonesia or korea.
>>542419931No the final strsight starts too late, you need corner accel
>>542419825>my mfw when night owl
>>542420125no matter how many times you act like this is some well-known fact, any skill that DOESNT say "curvature" or "straight" in the name won't have this as some established fact
>>542419917YOU SHUTTUP TEIOI kept pulling her, mother of FUCK
>>542420125the triangle peg does not go in the square hole.it does tho
>>542419790why is he so ugly
>>542419736Yeah, get ready Granny. It's racing time
>>542419812You and your danchou should neckyourselves
>>542420013Damn, that's pretty good. I quit years ago, but the entire marketboard is botted on all servers so it's hard to care. I also had the mentality of wanting to keep my medium house that furnishing cost more than a large one, but gave up. I'm not paying digital rent to Yoshi pee pee.
I hope my Smart Falcon is able to achieve her dreams to become the #1 Umaidol in Round 2 so she can motivate the world to pursue their own.
My Kita is looking off today
How many corners are there?Maybe Oguri could be decent in CM4?
She did her best and ran so well... I'm so proud of her ;_;
>>542420048He even threw the advice of 601 301 guts just so he could have a bigger chance of winning with his Seiun that didn't have 601 stam
>>542419715cant she just get away with her own unique into sky unique?
Do I just uninstall
>>542420048they want you to brick your account so you spend money on their metafy lessons to unbrick itthey feed us poison so we buy their cures
please share some words of encouragement for my CM3 aces. they are trying their best but will come up short.i will never stop gambling.
>>542420442How even?
>>542420232i'm not trying to shit on you i'm actually trying to make a suggestion to help you. you should go to gametora and read what skills do and check the race tracks yourself. half of the people who play this game are lying to you on purpose and most of the other half are lying to you by accident.
>>542419591>>542418287She raped me.
>>542420442Even better, find a job
>>542418798>oguri>personality
>>542420048most sloptubers just copy koreans guides from years ago because... they're good at a genre of videogames I guess, and those guides contain all the absolute bullshit strategie an stat requirements retards get baited withif you search a JP guide from years ago (witgod has a lot of them) they are straight to the point
>>542419332I got cucked way too many times by her precursor being stuck at the back of the bus.
>>542420136this is making me want to severely impregnate Bakushin, holy fuck
>>542420442what the fuck did you roll for dude there isn't even any good banner right nowSUMMER WAS IN LIKE 2 DAYS
Granny!
>>542420013wol race/gender?i have a theory
>>542420396>>542420442
>>542420485>witlet bakushin aceYou're trolling but good luck.
>>542420572Damn that's so sexyIf not for the cardboard cutout I'd fap to this
>"dude you don't need the ssr riko you can get away with her r version maxed out">look at how to max out the r riko>its by rolling on the riko bannerWhat sort of cheap option is this?
>>542420384I think this CM is one of the few times that one is good. Oguri is meta either way
>>542420485I like that your Bakushin has her epithet
>>542419572They are the natural predators of old men. Wipe out the geezer population and the gyaru population will collapse.
>>542420156Not sure what you're asking but if it's witgod's videohttps://youtu.be/TlrSqgylQfA
>>542420572
>>542420396I fucking kneel. Skills?
I spent several days already trying to build golshi for cm4 with borrowed Maru with 8 ura finale, 8 medium stars. I have 13 total stars in medium with my own parent in total.Barely had ura finale sparks, zero inheritance from 3star uniques and zero medium sparks.Bad affinity with Mary surely cannot affect the chances THAT much isn't it?
I have no idea how I'm supposed to roll now desu, I was planning on finally updating my supports on rice/riko (haven't rolled since kitasan besides some daily pulls) but witgod just started a civil war so I can't figure out what to do next. I'm at 20k carats so I could swipe and roll on smaru if I wanted to do the nuclear option but then my supports are completely fucked until god knows when. Was already planning on using uncap materials to MLB Kitasan so I don't plan to roll on the rerun, but I'm still at a loss for the other upcoming banners. Someone please helpPic is all my relevant supports. I can still squeeze out good careers but I know if I could just roll on one banner and update some of my LBs I'd be in a way better spot.
>>542420442You have zero impulse control, man...
>>542420661there are free rolls in the banner bro
>>542415827Love her maestros.
>>542420550it's because the korean info on namuwiki is extremely easily accessible and already poorly MTL'd for your reading pleasure. so even if half of it is shit, and half of it may or may not even apply to global, it's what you find when you google "how do i champion league"
>>542420550witgod seems to have pretty good advice about banners/shit like that. VF has been solid about CM's.
>>542420716He's asking to post this melty he had on his stream.
I can only build late surgers
>>542420716I meant the one where the other had the meltyBut witgod's words are wise and true, so thanks regardless
The fact that you guys not only know who these gacha tubers are but actively watch and follow them to know what they're doing or saying at a given time is making me see you all in a new light and I want to turn the light off immediately.
>>542420778Special Week?More like, Special Month haha
>>542420854>said the pedo
>>542420854I've been watching Seriru make guides for CM for years... I used to watch another jap too but I forgot his name
>>542420572>>542420719man shes really cute, I assume global wont get her for like years?
>>542420102It's basically gambling, end closer edition but with only upsides. She can carry strictly with shadow into red shift, but if she can wit check her way into nemesis and early furious, she zooms.>>542420356Yeah all the crafting is basically botting now, but I think I've at least bullied out the undercutting posting bots on my server by baiting their prices. So it's whoever can be assed to change their prices more frequently. However I barely bot just barely enough to be able to keep up with my sales volume, so I don't really get too intense with price changing.>>542420584Viera
>>542420854It's the fate of every gacha game to have some SEA players it is what it is.
>>542420854I only watch witGAWD
Oh are we posting Aces we're proud of? I'm proud of Hishi Amazon, she's doing her best!
>>542420975I already know he is based without you pointing it out
>>542420740I would blow your carats on the Kitasan banner unless there's an uma you desperately want. Better mlb SR's would do you a world of good. You can then use the uncap materials to level up Kitasan if you get unlucky or use them on another SSR like FineMo or Creek.
>>542420854You need a SEAmonkey to translate the funny words.
>people think this ol lady is cute
>>542420779yeah I remember reading King Halo's lore from there and it was clearly machine translated without any corrections made
>>542420442How did you end up with a stray carat?
>>542421027based bun enjoyerhopefully not male viera
>>542420975I already said I agreed with him anon, you don't have to keep trying to convince me!
>>542421089i've literally never seen this piece of toast on a podium, let alone win a race.
>>542420727It took so many runs...
good for cm4?
>>542421239You roll 5 + 3 +3 in CM.
>>542420782>>542420795https://youtu.be/x3RLBQd44Tc?t=14088 if you actually want to watch it. He even wanted to deny witgod's take about Xoguri with how being able to win with Xoguri for 2 years doesn't mean the character is good because if you could win it with Haru Urara then that means Haru Urara is the strongest character in the game or something
>>542421239How many carats do you have right now?
>>542421292She can do it sometimes! She is the Queen of the Amazons after all!
>>542420572Apparently granny irl got colic recently but they were able to catch it and have him operated on in time. Now he's looking a lot better these days after recovering, which is a relief.
>>542420442BASED
>>542421089Powerful. You did a good job anon.
>>542421254miera are a blight and should have never been put into the game
>>542421089My Suzuka was trying her best, too! And Golshi? ... . . I don't know how hard Golshi tried, honestly.
>>542421138My Kitasan is at LB2, potentially sparking on her banner just to save one uncap item for LB2 FM or LB1 creek sounds like a super bad deal.
VROOOOM
>>542421473>Gold Ship>trying hardThe only thing Gold Ship tries hard at is beating the fuck out of Toraina-san and then raping him.
Are you ready for round 2?
>>542421292nta but i got beat by one by 1/2L yesterdayi was pissed
>>542421473>299 guts>295 witBwo.
>>542421535>these shit stats>these shit skills>13 wins
>>542416909i can invite you once you leave but no guarantees on club spot if someone else takes it
>>542421535I am in awe that this has anywhere near the number of first places that it got.
>>542421596
>>542421535Fucking how? HOW DOES THIS HAVE 13 FUCKING WINS IN GRADED?
>>542421425it's weird how animals with hats just looks cool, it works for some reason
>>542421535>bro fronts totally need mile S and Turf S
Are you ready to gamble in round 2?
Just stop trusting chinese people. It's literally that easy.
>>542421535oh my god lol
>>542419715She is basically guaranteed to proc A&S, that will be enough
>>542421449basedim a fiddie myselfmy cm team currently is smart falcon, oguri and el condor pasa
>>542421473>wit lower than gutsi suppose she always was more clever than smart.
Does any board on this website even use soundposts commonly besides /vt/?Kind of a dead giveaway of who we're sharing threads with
You guys think this Bourbon will get any borrows?
>>542420572why was she made into a granny when the irl horse debuted in one of the relatively newer generations (2009)?
>>542421535But she's totally only good as a parent, right bros haha?
>>542421202She is
>>542421356>if I bring haru urara to every cm and win that doesn't mean haru urara is strongno, it exactly means that, if you can win every CM with a character it means exactly that the character is strong, what kind of point is he trying to make?
>>542421535i kneel.
>>542421356first time I actually listen to that dude and just seeing how he pauses every 2 seconds to grunt and how he talks you can instantly tell he's mentally ill
>>542421535kek wtf
>>542421903Because the irl horse also had the longest career out of all the umas so far (9 years). He was still able to win another G1 on his 9th year too, which is very impressive
>>542421535WHEN THE FUCK DO YOU QUEUE
>>542421863you see them on /a/ and /v/ too, it isn't that deep
>>542421621>>542421860I admit I lost my temper in that run because it was going poorly, and after nearly 100 Golshi runs I had never been able to get her to max speed. So I just dumped every fucking training Senior Year (not a single double or triple rainbow) into speed and came up with this. Childish, perhaps, but it did squeeze me one (1) win
>>542422114Shit man you even see them on /ck/
>>542421535Please let me know when you queue for Round 2.
>you need 1200/1200>you need mile S and turf S>you NEED the skills>65% winrate on lmao lets go fish bwoThere is no truth to this game and everything is a gaslight
Post those funny CM clips
>>542421535>those stats>A aptitudes>those cards>13 winslmao nothing matters
>>542421535>BoFA>Beeline BurstCan't believe you just entered your 'Training the Trainer' Uma and got 13 wins. Absolute beast.
who /gettingdestroyedafterclearinground1/ here
>>542421596I dyon't knyow
>>542421535FRONTGODSI KNEELTHIS SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET FUNNY WITH SUMMER MARU
>>542421535Fucking how...
FIVE MINUTESUNTIL YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS OF THE FINALS FADE AWAY FOR GOOD, STUPID MONKEY!
>>542422191I love ja/ck/ soundposts
>>542421356>long pauses to show to his audience how much he disagrees>proceeds to post his team with Kwanza Ogurin in itTruly baffling gaslighting from the chinese.
>>542421356>t=14088Dangerously close.
>>542421870both parents should be 3* blue and nah i want 7 groundwork minimum.
I'm gonna go full nige next time.
>>542422047i see thanks bwo
>>542421356Damn someone said the guy knew what he was talking about but this video is just pathetic lolThat and him crying because he won with his oshi lmao
>>542421535THIS IS PROOFIF SKY IS IN A ROOM WITHOUT FALCO/BLOCKUSHIN SHE ACTUALLY GENUINELY AUTOWINS
>>542422256me
UMADash reporting in! #clublist
>>542421356holy melty
>>542421535>the lvl 43 air groove SRfucking kino.
>>542421863lmao are you reddit spacing retarded seriously trying to pretend that sound posts are a [unwanted kind here] gimmick? you see this shit all over the place, including /v/, /a/, probably /g/ and others big boards. hell, if moot and hiroshi would bother to support sound proper it would be a thing on all boards, period.>>542422254>started randomly reading that manga some weeks back>mfw that panel shows up in chapter 1-2 or somethingblew me the fuck away, didn't see that coming
>>542421535
>>542422206There is one truth, but many aren't willing to accept it.
shant be queuing right now tell me when it's safe
>>542422436So basically japs were just too stupid to run counters?
If you don't qualify 30 minutes after round 2 opens, then it doesn't count.
>>542422256Absolutely, but I am hoping to get lucky and get to B finals
>>542421535>people shocked Sky just has to hit to winThis is why blocking her from having first at the corner at all costs is the win condition
>>542422436Unless late surgers proc an early gold accel, yeah.
Final Round 1 Standings:>34/40 wins (85%, 5/4/4/5 Day 1 4/5/4/3 Day 2)>21 wins, 7 seconds, 3 thirds for Smart Falcon, 77.5% top three rate>8 wins, 13 seconds, 9 thirds for Seiun Sky, 75% top three rate>5 wins, 9 seconds, 12 thirds for Grass Wonder, 65% top three rateShould hopefully be an easy run to A League Finals, with a bit of luck I think I can win it all
>>542422521in 2 minutes
>>542422284But have you accounted for the fact that it's my dream to be the Number 1 Umaidol on Turf tracks?
>>542421535>almost 700 wit>1000 power>stamina to survive dbuff cancer>3 greens for GW>Beeline for mid-race dominanceYeah I'm not surprised this wins. Did you run against many Falcons?
>>542421863i don't know how new you are but sound posts have been a thing before /vg/ even existed
>>542421535My block falco just showed me this with tears in her eyes after I considered cutting her for round 2
>>542422436yeah we know but tell that to the antiblockushin gaslighters
It's Sunday so all the casuals are away spending time with their spouses and kids. Don't queue now.
Bros I'm scared
>>542422628basedI hope we both make it fellow falcobro
>>542421535>seiun sky is not as good as we th-ACK
>>542421356the guy telling you to "win with your oshi" and that "xoguri isn't that good" be like
>>542422206You all should have learned by now that all you need to do is be better than the other guy.The majority of the front runners I've seen in round one don't have groundwork, so yeah that dude's Seiun Sky will already win most lobbies.
>>542422657too late already quequeded'd
>>542422542They didn't know how good rod was, or pulled for her and pace was winning on the last spurt
You're not going to queue immediately right?
>>542422256I enjoyed my 2/5 and 3/5s, and that one weird time I got a 5/5 because that lobby somehow consisted of TT-tier umas. I'll see if Shiraoki-sama looks on me for these rounds.
>>542422476nice banner
>>542422595no i mean when the whales and tryhards have left
So... what do I do with all these FP?
>Click in at exactly the top of the hour thinking the next round had already been in progress for a while>It JUST startedfuck meI cant get straight which things reset when
attention:i am QUEUED. please do not queue with me.thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>542421870doubt it noobs will not like not being 9 stars. more advanced players won't like the mixed pinks. It might be a good grand parent is someone looking a long bourbon in the future
>>542422702is he actually mentally disabled? what is he even trying to prove?
>>542422542It's not very intuitive to know why a dirt bird would be able to demolish turf fishes.
fight me!!
>>542422256me! Ready for Suzuka to get zero wins. Wish I'd given her Plancha, but I don't have Pasa at 3* so I couldn't, had to get AS from Sky.
>>542422767
>>542422480>xmas oguri is good for a year>uuuuuuhh ok>fine motion is good for a year>*slurp*The fucker makes no sense
>>542422767Absolutely not. Going to wait untill it's day time in EU and go with that just like last CM.
>>542422628Falco..
>>542409551>>542409597
I'm going in
>final entry at the last minutes because I always forget>dishonest deboofer brings his debuffer cunt uma>his best uma doesn't even make it top threeEat SHIT you debuffing subhuman!
>>542422702Guy wanted to prove you could win 1st place with Seiun then shows him having Xoguri in his fucking team
>been farming pasa parents non-stop using all my borrows on it>apparently plancha doesnt even work n CM4BRO WHAT THE FUCKHOW MANY RACES HAVE CURVED ENDINGS? SHOULD I STOP AND DO TOP GUN INSTEAD?PLease don't make me do top gun hercareer sucks so much ass
>>542422542Blocking is JP tech bro. It's the gooks who opted to just be metaniggers and run front for perpetuity .
>>542423000Is she okay?
Why has Oguri only gotten like 30 seconds of screen time in the last 2 episodes of Cingrey
>>542422847Do they leave? I thought all racers had their data entered and you could be matched with someone who wasn't even online at the same time you were. If I'm wrong about that, wouldn't the 'safest' time to queue be right before the deadline?
ICHIBAN
I don't know what the fuck my ace Maru's problem is, she constantly gives up the lead to my shittier Suzuka now and regularly doesn't activate angling. She's being a real old hag bitch to me
bag secured for B finals, now to try for A finals
>>542422436Any front runner can beat Seiun.
>>542420442yepthank you for playing umamusume: pretty derby
>>542422702>seiun sky is still dominantBROS I THOUGHT SHE WAS ONLY GOOD AS A PARENT?SHOULD I HAVE ROLLED ON HER BANNER?
easy
>>542423106cute chibi, would molest
>>542423153>Smart Piggy Doesn't count.
>>542423153>thread round one>thread round two>thread during finals
Is it true that whales and sweats are most present right at reset or does is mass of people piling in at the start not really tilted that way?
>>542423054>not farming Maruzensky parent for Leo
>>542423150did you have the money for it?
>can't post picI already hate this thread
>didn't get anything higher than 3 wins in round 1>instant 5 wins in round 2
>>542423004It's so over
>>542423257it's a sunday evening. who are the type to be eagerly awaiting the release of round 2 on a sunday evening? in a few hours, the asians will awake and do their morning runs as well.it isn't safe.
>>542423257how would there be any way to know? I would assume those most confident in their umas would want to race right away, and whales would likely be in the class, but that's a guess based on psychology, not ingame data.
>>542423243For your information, one of my umas always places 3rd in the finals.
>>542423257I don't queue immediately since it's late evening/night here so nobody but NEETs or people who want to beat up someone stayed up just to spam their CM wins now.
>>542423101all racers entering at all times being put in a common pool to draw matches from is for finals onlyand the last time i tried entering near the deadline for rounds 1 or 2 i got swallowed by whales
>>542423302there i freed an image
kek shit is disgusting full of whalesjust gonna play later
>>542423229t. Curren Chan
guys i just posted a picture of maruzensky with GIGANTIC breastslike completely unrealistically big, way bigger than her head, milk was leaking out of them, I guess I'm gonna get banned
>>542423442it's a global server bwo
>>542421356Tried clipping it and it just doesn't fucking make sense plus he's very annoying to listen tohttps://files.catbox.moe/zlxzhw.mp4
QUEU YOU COWARDS. My dual Fronts need more jobbers!
>>542423257I'm getting wrecked by 1200/600/1200 sweats right now and if they're not maxed out, then my fronts are being retarded and getting rushed or not activating their skills
>>542423540thanks bwo let me activate my blockushin pro max
AIEEE I MY RUNS ARE ALWAYS FUCKED AT THE END WTF WHY I CAN'T TRAIN A GOOD UMA
Where bread?>>542423552>>542423552>>542423552I need to post images
>>542423257theres no whales, just queue right now bro i need some wins
I feel bad for the casuals who fell for the front gaslight. Sloptubers should've made it abundantly clear it it's a whale strat and they will just get BLOCKED
>>542423539based falcogod taking the spare imagebut cringe video
my smart falco requires more corpses to stomp over. please queue.
>>542423518I'm not falling for the NA whales, my luck is better during quiet EU hours and I'll stick with that conspiracy
>>542423442>>542423518Some anon last CM had a theory that it was best to enter during European prime time because North American prime time had more whales and Asian prime time had more sweatsMy tiny amount of experimenting during Gemini made that theory seem legit but tiny sample size
>>542423615Cool gimmick bro. However, I still can gamble!
>go 2-1 in first 3 on last minute entry>resets in the middle>dont even get my rewardReeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>542421356This is the guy that had a full breakdown and starting comparing "Oshi PvP" to being a professional basketball player, then acted like it was a matter of life or death that people thought he was a weird as fuck for spending 10+ hours a day on Uma Musume and quitting college to do so
>>542423150BRO YOU ALWAYS ROLL FOR A GOOD SOW (GOD THAT SOUNDS NASTY AND HOT)
2 wins in 15 races... B finals it is I guess...
