>Latest Nightreign patch notes https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1024>How to host 6 players lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightreign official wiki and guides, beginner/advanced tips and trickshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/elden-ring-nightreign/wiki>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/e24o74.jpg>Main Information Documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>542331434
gg wandering sissies
like, whatever, dude?
GG D5 Adel.1k damage with mighty shot, not bad.
>>542421826Sissies are cute!
>>542422447Agreed. I'm glad erg is full of cute girls.
>>542422568The cutest
>>542419810Cute!!!!>>542419989SYBAU
>>542421826>>542422447>>542422568>>542422921>>542423114kys rape victim porn addict
wow that was probably the worst run I've ever had with the passwordthe recluse was literally 3bar'ing every 10 seconds, what depth are you?
2 questions about ED bugs please help 1. how do I reliably dodge the big gnoster red rain? I try to surge sprint and I run out of sprint. I try to normal sprint and move perpendicular to him but I still get hit by like 4 of them randomly which is enough to kill me. What is the actual intended way to dodge this? 2. how do I reliably dodge the red airstrikes animus does? If I surge sprint I run out of stam and the last one kills me. If I normal sprint I get chipped by the small ones which is enough to kill me. what am I missing?
>>542423341What's wrong with being a rape victim
>>542423451Please don't post her name
>>542423618Anon is implying that being a rape victim turns you into a gay porn addict
>bro just run multiple 'taking damage causes X buildup' debuffs, they proc once every 10 games MAYBE>do it>every single night lord has a multi hit attack that procs all effects at once causing me to get one shot>it's literally the only reason why i die during night lord fightsfuck the youtuber with the giant nose for saying that
>>542423860if you're playing trios who caresit's obscene how easy trios are, people can 3 bar 5 times and the run still keeps going
i died because i was hitting my shadowplay shortcut...kill me
>play d4 random queue>get ed caligo>have insane run with randos, end day1 lvl 12, shred through every boss>day 3 boss fight comes, know ed caligo moveset perfectly.>have insane hyper fire dps wylder build with black flame on charged r2 with increased incantation duration +100>completely shred through caligo, cancel his arena frostbite aoe phase transition with my ult and proceed to break his armor while no hitting everything>one random dies a whopping 5 time, the other one 3 times (both 3bar at same time)>end up burning through all my 6 flasks through random frostbite shit and having to rez teammates (dont have ult to cancel 2nd arena frost aoe phase)>barely win the game with 0 flask and 1hpwhy are randoms like that
>>542423860I only run poison on hit. My third relic ended up having poison resist which is pretty funny.
>>542424032You can hand a rando a godrun with a skilled player and they'll still fumble it while blaming you
>>542423451We were all dogshit desu, you were the hardest fucking tard to rangle, please don’t ever try to route again.
>>542423647sludge merchant
>>5424235311. i surge sprint and then find gaps to regain stamina in, you just gotta feel for it2. you can just normal walk the small ones, if you're getting caught while normal sprinting then you're walking at an angle
>it's a caligo game
>>542424083yeah, that's the only one i'm gonna keepi just got instakilled by the gnoster scorpion roar attack cause it procd frost+bleed+poison+sleep at the same time
>>542424032the only way to fight caligo is with wylder so you can close the distance with grapple hook
q
Maybe I should run dormant fists on wylder. We never get to go to the mines though.
And the only way to fight Wylder is to offer him my body
Shit wylder
>>542425102do it at the beginning of day 2>>542425215See >>542423341
>>542425102go yourselfyou don't need someone else to hold your hands in the mines do you?
>>542423114Get the fuck back in >>>/co/ntainment dsgjeet before I curbstomp your brown skull into dust
>>542425468yes i do
Have you ever been walking through limveld with your friend and you accidentally touch hands and you think, “huh that’s weird, but I’m not brown.” You are. You are brown.
>>542422568sissies are failed men not girls.
>>542422568list of names?
>>542425590 (me)Oops I’m retarded and brown meant for >>542423341 and >>542425590 (me)
https://steamcommunity.com/app/2622380/discussions/0/603043591290467898/https://steamcommunity.com/app/2622380/discussions/0/603043958082330236/https://steamcommunity.com/app/2622380/discussions/0/603043958082330847/
GG Adel
>>542427120sissy
>>542427120GG
>>542426276And failed men are women. They gave up their manhood to please (You). The least you can do is call them cute girls, it's erg culture after all.
>>542423531>1. how do I reliably dodge the big gnoster red rain?First surge sprint away while its setting up. Once the rain starts dropping regular sprint horizontally, every character has enough stamina to last until the rain ends and if you stay horizontal none of it hits you.2. how do I reliably dodge the red airstrikes animus does?If you're not targetted just regular sprint works.If you are then regular sprint and when the final beam is coming surge sprint
>>542426896See >>542425590
>>542426910i found this board through one of those posts :D
>>542427384 (me) oopsie im new to the site meant to address this to this post here >>542423341
>>542427214>the least you can do is call them cute girls Why would I lie to myself and you? They are mentally ill men who need real help. And they can't please me because ultimately, they will never be women.
>>542427120>>542427195gg
Taking erg sissies out to a bar for steaks and beer and restoring their manhood
>>542427464omg hi :D
>>542426910THIS FUCKING NIGGER, ALEX
>>542423531for the red gnoster bolts, normal sprinting should be mostly perpendicular to the direction of the bolts but also slightly away. if you're moving towards the bolts at all, you'll get hitfor the laser, just normal sprint and watch your step, save your surge sprint for if you see the big beam targetting you
>>542426910imagine how much of an actual real life loser you gotta be to do this shit lmao
>>542427746Hell yeah brother, don't forget plenty of gym and test replacement
>>542425215We know Rev you always do that
>>542427579Refer to >>542425590
>>542423860taking damage causes buildup tends to be the least painful curse, but gnoster and caligo can both fuck you very hardeither unequip it for those fights or keep your eyes fucking open
https://strawpoll.com/eNg6v3GOjgAVOTE NOW FOR THE FUTURE OF /ERG/ VOTE VOTE VOTE
GG caligo
>>542428515Sometimes the forward breath attack is unavoidable and I’ll just have to accept it
>>542428236>>every single night lord has a multi hit attack that procs all effects at once causing me to get one shotGnoster poison and certain Caligo attacks like the ice crystals and that one that does no dmg but does frost buildup if you stand in it.There's no other nightlord attack that will proc an effect instead of killing you if you only have 1 status curse.2x rot buildup or whatever will proc it sure.
>>542428952heolster roar gets you pretty close
d3 is so easy that there are so many bots in d4. wylder should not 3bar to normal dogs, regardless if it was an easy win or not.how do u even carry such people vs ed pest, ed libra where rezzing is impossible? im not good enough to no hit aoe shit for 10min straight in attempt to rez 3baranyway, 3 wins away from d5. does it get better with randoms?
>>542427746>>542427972Literal nightmare. Can you imagine some /erg/ anon plays with you and you have a good time and you get close and eventually he asks you to have dinner with him. You think he's asking you on a date so you put on your best dress and shoes and it turns out he's trying to get you to become a bro. He starts talking to you about fantasy football and yelling chug chug chug instead of plap plap plap. He starts giving you advice on how to play Raider and then asks if you read the latest One Piece chapter and if you haven't he'll show after you get done lifting and playing pick up basketball with the boys.
a little bored now what? I already did a couple matches today.
i am the most beautiful revenant
>>542429234>and then asks if you read the latest One Piece chapteri ask this question as a joke because what kind of schizo freak is actually caught up on one piece chapter 500000000000
>>542428486Voting yes so zorbshitter stops streaming forever
>>542429385he'll just change his password to zorban and do viewer matches. he's honestly outgrown erg and he should move on and stop trying to appease chronic complainers
>>542429234Fucking kek, the opposite of forced fem
>>542429348post proof
im gonna stop routing or pinging all of my routes end us at level 12-13 without cruci castle im a fucking loser
Is it okay to ping the mine early if it's pumpkin mines and we're right by the entrance (the gaol)?
>>542428486Not that this would matter anyways. You'll just split the queue again and have dead games. The only way is to do it naturally, just queue niggerg and if you get matches you get them and if you dont then you dont. Last time people pushed it I tried two games on niggerg and both were with literally who's and with the most dogshit players I've ever had, I never went back.
look
>>542429652thhis is my relics i guessi recently changed them
>>542429996are you running pure melee rev anon?
>>542429226D5 randoms are either cheaters or good players, it's usually a good time.
Where is the stream zorjeet
>>542430542i used to, but i traded out the -mind+vig/end relic to keep casting as more of an option if i find a cracked sealbut yes i generally melee
...
yurm it up troon it up yurm it up troon it up
>>542429348can we hold hands?
>>542431379you can hold my cursed claws
>>542429353My guy friends are caught up. They love it and like talking about it. I do my best to chime in with like, "Do you think gear 5 luffy could beat 20 space marines?" Then they make me take sips of their new craft beer insisting this time I will like it and then they talk about fantasy sportball and the most recent manfight pay per view. It's cute. >>542429580It's gotta be someone's fetish right? I like to think there's some chud out there like, "They shouldn't kill themselves, all they need is a good lift and a good brew to bring them back".
>>542429459Do you honestly think he can keep playing in D5 with the meme stuff or the zdps playstyle? Non-erg viewer runs would be at D2-3. Calling the players who are willing to participate and carry chronic complainers...lmaoBut it's not like I care, just saying. I've been by random chance in D5 streams and when I checked their vod the streamer was playing like absolute garbage but we still won, so anything is possible I guess.
*complains about trivial thing*
>>542429765>Is it okay to ping the mine early if it's pumpkin mines and we're right by the entrance (the gaol)?There are at least two fast access mines, the one you mentioned and the one on "lake" near church. I will not go anymore alone though. If it's red troll and I'm level 3, there is a chance of prolonging the fight so long that getting trapped in rain. Lots of randoms ignore the ping and continue going wherever they want. If no-one comes, I cancel my plan.t. died once cause I thought someone at least joins but they pinged cave entrance like "yea go get your stone", so I ended up n minute fight with red troll and died to rain
>>542431905
>>542431909One of the streams he did a night of d5 randoms because the password queues were too long and they were better games than erg password games.
>>542431909Schizo, how many times do we have to have this discussion, you don't even play the game.
ggs ed dogscarian slicer in dogs + less likely means i spent 80% of the fight walking around
>>542433014I was wondering why they were bullying me so much. Literally got like 3 openings to spam ancient rancor from a sensible distance
Alright it's time for another night of erg games https://www.twitch.tv/zorban13
ironeye recluse OP as usual. GG hors
>>542433137it's always funny as shit seeing one of you go down and then the dogs just walk right past me as i go to res kek
GG
i microwaved some s*ybeanswith a bit of lemonjuice pepper paprikaive been pretty sick the past couple days so don't wanna eat too muchthen maybe ill play a bit
>>542433592I dont care
>>542433634i was talking to the people that do
another offtopic tranny blog post no one asked for *hides post*
>>542431905Want to be friends?
>>542433592Keep it in the trooncord, xister.
>>542433592hope you feel better soon anon!
>>542431007lol
>>542433634You blew out the troon's asshole with this one.
I started passing nights encroachment and -negation on less stamina. im just not built for that lifestyle
>>542429234>>542429353Anyone who read warm piss should be summarily executed so it’s a moot concern anyway>>542432642Gayest thing ever posted. The ultimate message of OP is pro globohomo
>>542434914not funny
>>542431905>"Do you think gear 5 luffy could beat 20 space marines?" Depends on the marines. Certain ones would gape his stretchy brazailian monkey asshole wide open. >>542433784You hit the nail on the head here.
I just filtered all the slurs you guys use to make the general more kosher.
>>542435232it makes the thread readable
gg thank you for gracing us plebiains down in D3 banderson
who the fuck is venomous nemesis and why is he playing melee recluse
>>542435335never seen him beforebastard also stole your wending
>>542434994It’s not supposed to be retard
>>542435335literally a steamie forum user
>>542429276Play an actual good game now.
>>542435545LOL no fucking way thats hilarious
>>542435545>looking for people that dont quit out>melee recluse
>>542435545block this guy https://steamcommunity.com/id/VenomousNemesis
ggs regular adel
>>542433592>soislop>some foreign brown spiceslopYep, quintessential Amergroid post
>NOOOOO RAIDER DON'T ULT ON THE BO-
>>542435545Why can't you just let the game die? Why do you have to shill the password everywhere so people get to queue?
>>542436923why are you talking to me as if i have anything to do with this, i just looked at the links the other guy posted
>>542436923why would you think hes the one posting it
>>542436923share there passie
ggs dogsshame it wasn't ED
GG Dogs
>>542435232>>542435298Schlomo post>>542435775*cums in her face*
>>542437407dont reply to me with this garbage again you sick degenerate porn addict overweight brown faggot FUCK
HAHA DEFEAT WHATBANISHED KNIGHT-SAMA NOOOOOOOOO
>>542433592>microwave basedbeans with jeet dustYUMMY YUMMY
>>542439043You think they're based?
>>542435298>>542435232Get lost fragile mong
i played but i choked against heolstori might not be on peak performance right now but i also might just suck>>542439043its like 5 minutes to make it and its healthy and fillingnormally id cook properly but im too sick for that
>>542430618Cheaters are bad at the game though. Otherwise they wouldn't cheat
>>542437548*cums in your face*
>>542440119>*jeetsounds*Okay brownoid.
>>542440119Eating beans isn't healthy
that was quite possibly the least fun game I've ever played
>>542440119
>>542440462same i just needed that venemous retard to break his channel but he couldnt even do that
>>542439043What a sad and empty life you must live where everything around you just reminds you of how much hate you have inside. Do you enjoy anything?
>>542440462qrd?
I wish I could play with coomer mods in multiplayer without being banned
>>542440617>saar do not redeem the hate my bloody
>>542440617I enjoy making jeets feel unwelcome and will do it at all times until they are purged from my homeland.
>>542440770banderson trying to herd catsending day 1 with 2 recluses still with starting weaponlosing 2 wending graces to night 2 nox dragonkinno interrupts on fulghor (regular)banderson finally dies with fulghor at 1 health
tfw you are literally blind and jump into the wrong camp. gg bugs
>>542441004i could have done it if it was ED i cant dodge bullshit rng spears forever
>>542441171gg bugs, i was wondering where you were going lolalso that morgot invasion was abit spicy
D5 duchess gamers, is it worth to put any maris or other defensive stuff in relic slots? Have been one shot at lvl 15 with 32% full hp negation to non-anime attack (when i couldnt find literally any other defensive items in a run...). All my relics are purely for DPS. Is this a compromise one must take when hit with bad rng?>pic unrelated
>>542441171>>542441252gg bugs and excellent use of highground from the greatbow and I really need to learn how to dodge morgott jesus
Trust
>>542441004wow, that sounds miserable
good job clumsy
GG ClumsyGAWD
im waiting for that guy to leave the queue good fucking luck to whoever gets him
>>542441345Even with maris relic there are still a lot of things that will one tap you even with a blue full hp damage negation. I'm not sure it's worth putting it.Recluse can use it well because it stack with her max HP buff from ult, and that let's her survive many things.I tried maris relic with ironeye and it did not do shit. Still get one tap against nightlord at D5 with purple full hp damage negation. I still needed 2 full hp damage negation, or a charged attack damage negation, or lots of max hp from dormant powers. I suppose the same applies to Duchess.
>>542441960literally just block his steam and it blocks you from getting games with him
>>542441345i'm a big shill for it, although it's more effective for me since i have a phys neg line on another relicit depends on what your normal relics are like, you want skill power/night invaders/gaols but you could probably cut gaol. i can survive most of ed 5 dogs with blue negation and the extra small bit of hp/hp regen is felt through the whole runnameless king lightning strike will still one shot you with purple though
>>542441960>>542442138is this that venomous recluse guy?
keep pushing
>>542442196yesit's a steam forum retard who actually joined in from alex spamming the password around. block him, see >>542435808
>>542440946More people it paprika outside of India than inside it.
i can tolerate bad ergians but not steamies
>>542442565yeah if you're not in the thread what's the point does feel bad to block them since random queues are apparently filled with rage quitters and they just want to play, but melee recluse at d5? really?
>>542441345I don't play any D5 caster without maris + phys negation
>>542439856this is so much better than your stupid messmer posting
>>542442415>*shitskinsounds*What you say Manoopda
>>542441345Strictly speaking you have to weigh what you're losing against what youre gaining. You're potentially losing gaolslop (Call it 12.5% damage from 2-3 gaols average per match) or night invader (14% average damage) for the ability to (maybe) not be one shot by some nightlord attacks.Personally I'd slap it on and see how frequently you barely survive with like 100 HP and remove if if you're not having that happen frequently, but Duchess' dodge is so retardedly strong I don't think it's worth it specifically on her.
>>542442983>>542442137>>542441345If you have some physical neg on the deeps relics the dark fathom gets much much stronger.
>>542443114Without a doubt. Even at +1 you can feel the difference.
>>542442982>>542441512
Why do I never get triple duchess games!
Can we get some Recluse pics up in here?
>>542443941i'm done for today sorry
I've been playing around with fist-oriented Raider and Wylder. I think Raider is better for this type of build, despite what people have been saying.Wylder does more damage with fists and is also better at stance breaking because of his ridiculously OP ult, but Raider's skill allows you to keep on spamming charged heavies nonstop. Whenever you run out of stamina, you just use your skill and continue doing that.Also, Raider's poise makes it way easier to just keep mindlessly spamming charged heavies. I'm still on Depth 4 (I play with randos) but getting 1 or 2 Successive Attacks Negate Damage + 1 Damage Negation at Full HP relics makes you pretty much unkillable. The build is incredibly boring though. You literally only do 1 thing the entire game.
Is Nightreign worth playing again if I suck really badly at the game?
>>542443114>>542442746>>542442157>>542442137how big is phys dmg negation+1/+2 in-game? i know the numbers, but i wasnt sure a ~10% negation is worth it or if i should get more HP instead.as for my build, i run 3x carian slicer with magic attack up +7 and dormant power finds staves. so its purely DPS (might change one carian with night invader).and yes, the dodge is quite strong but knowing that one slip-up can cost u an entire game...
>>542444089a stance breaking build just isn't worth it unfortunately your other teammates are most likely caster+ironeye so you'll be the team's sole posture damage while they're shitting out damage without caring if it's posture broken or not - then they take aggro and you have to chase with fists short range
>>542444263Do you look like this?
>>542444268X Negation is 10 to 12% based on +
>>542444425Hush, coomer. The grown-ups are talking.
>>542444263q up ill carry you but you better say thank you after
>>542443954
>>542444268I would imagine on a carian build, which is always melee range, you would want more survivability even if it means less damage You should be running invaders over most stuff since it's meta and everyone goes for them
>>542444365Honestly I don't mind Ironeye, I kinda like having one on my team because the mark also does a shitload of stance damage and makes it way easier to permastun some bosses. But yeah, you have literally 0 synergy with Recluse and the other casters.Last match I played was me as Raider with 2 Wylders and it was insane, I've never heard the stance break sound so many times in my life.
>>542444483I haven't got it installed, it's just sitting here in my library, teasing me. Since I broke my hand, I can't use my mouse anymore, so I'm looking for gamepad games.
>>542442970You know paprika is just red bell peppers dried and ground up, right? It's not some unique foreign exotic spice you have to be afraid of.
>>542444478that's not an answer
>>542444478*mating presses you*
>>542438171>Revenant can't get the doll outfit because BB is trapped in Sony's dungeonWhy is reality so gay
>>542444778install it then and lets play
>>542444607This is my dilemma.. A tale as old as time.... Do i go for hyper dps carry or for onions defensive relics that might still get me one-shot.What are other D5 duchess players in here running? Im a no password player>pic unrelated
>>542441960steam>view>playersgo online in friends (even if you're invisible) if the list doesnt loadcan also see profile from ingame
>>542444792Im not criticizing the paprika Girdeep.
ggs ironeye and the steam forums reclusethanks for dropping the bow from the camp, i just happened to get lucky and find one with a useful passive at the same camp. appreciated though.
idk playing with dingle is kind of funI had fp on succ+10 and spammed bloodblade dance continuouslyA enemy never even thought about attacking me
>mfw fulghor wombo combos the recluse player
>>542445037
>>542445141>with jeet dustSure you're not...
>>542445217you just have to deal with me randomly dying to the same moves on easy bosses, lol
I was the alpha wolf after all.........
>>542445387That's not me my little wife burning diarrhea slurper
>>542445037i'm rewatching mad men and i watched this scene like 40 minutes ago lmaogreatest series of all time for sure
>>542445245I should maybe run to his ass since I don’t have enough stamina to run away
GG dogs
>>542441345i couldn't fit maris into my build but i have a vig+3 in there plus both +2 phys and +1 affinity damage negation. d5 is just different, you will floor a lot to random attacks.i personally find successive damage negation sucks in d5 since you don't have time to do a full combo before dying, charge attacks and full hp negation are the best. the relic that gives you invulnerability on skill is also very good and can come in clutch at times.my advice is to just accept that you will go down on the floor even with damage negation, so just don't play far away from your team and hope for the best. that and learn the boss fights so you can clutch it if anything goes wrong. at least you'll have a high chance of winning if you can reach the final boss.
gg dogs I was so ready for everdark too
>>542444556Thanks. Feel free to keep posting :)
>>542445421have you ever considering tauntmaxxing greatbowjust all the hp and damage negation on quality guardian
>>542445037I only pull out Duchess for Libra as insurance because she feels broken OP after a while, but I also have solid relics for her
why are there so many fucking redditors here
>>542445867That's what democracy is, loser. Get over it, you can't just attempt a coup on the white house every time you lose a poll.
>>542445840>solid relics
>>542445037>>542445840Posted my old fucked up ones, these are the actual ones...
>>542445867Racism isnt allowed outside of b we can't change it to that
>>542445867I don't know, why are you brown based on your typing habits?
>>542445037Normally I have the magic build like everyone else but here's my "fishing for Halo Scythe" build I use vs dogs and Heolstor, if you don't get halo scythe well, you're cooked but I guess you can cope with holy incantations or be a restagebot.
>>542445497Cringe if you're telling the truth because you just came in to defend something you dont know what it's about, and cringe if you're lying because youre a backpedaling coward.
>>542445657successive attacks is fine, you just need to be ready to switch to a powerstance setup when it's availablethat or use some random shit with a good multi-hit attack like a warhawk's talon or godskin peeler
>>542446219I have a holy build for her with god relics but the chances of consistently getting discus is so low that it never feels worth itand discus doesn't track like most magic spells so you'll be missing loads of shots
what's the best shifting earth to have for DoN?im getting hardstuck at depth 4 with randos, gonna start using my miyazakibux to have permanent SE
>>542446602doesn't work otherwise every game would be nok
>>542446452I think the key to using discus is moving so it hits them on the way back
>>542446689oh i see, i have literally never used that feature beforegonna try to get nokstella
>>542446320i'm not confident enough to stay close to the enemy for more than a few seconds so i never find it useful. don't get me wrong, it's better than nothing and if you can trigger it without dying that's great and all but i keep flooring while trying to proc it so it's not for me.
>>542446928you can hit your dead teammates to get it too
>>542446928the threshold for successive attacks is pretty generous in nightreign, you can wait a long time between hits before you lose progress towards triggering itbut I do agree it's not worth using if your weapon setup can't get it up in like 2-3 inputs
>>542447012Mildly unrelated but you can attack most corpses with the rally effect to get hp back.It works on like 90% of the dead enemies.
>>542434914
>>542446041>slot 2 and 6
>>542447012>hit dead teammates to get ithuh? why is this a thing? getting a source of damage negation while ressing sounds safer yeah i didnt know about that.then again, if i'm only getting that negate for reviving then i don't think it's worth it considering that 1 weapon slot could've been used for things that fit my playstyle betfer. i only have problems with it because i'm bad at staying alive if i stay close to an elite mob/boss. in comparison, 1 fast charged attack with a dagger already makes me feel safe and i can go back to spamming the boss with whatever spells i have; rinse and repeat.
>>542447778Because you attack your teammate to resurrect them. Get the repeated evasions gives a negation debuff passive and walk off a cliff and see what happens. Then ask yourself why,
how come slicer procs successive FP but not successive negation
>>542445678
>>542447939Because you touch yourself at night
>>542447939c-team logic
>>542447939Spells don't trigger it at all or else half the spells in the game would autotrigger it every time.
who else up yurming they yeag
>>542448141brother I touch myself at all hours of the day
>>542448220You're missing the point, other spells don't trigger successive FP. Slicer does for some reason, but doesn't trigger successive negation.
i have seen literally 0 (zero) (the number you cannot divide by) guardians in all of my DoN gamesgranted i havent played that much and im still at depth 4 but yeah i havent seen it
can i get uuuuhnight invader attack up with wraith calling bellthanks
>>542445704I did try it, but guardian's dodge and passive made it unplayably bad for me. You'd need to be good enough to consistently dodge the many, many moves you would never want to block, and his low iframes and the function of his passive make him so much worse at that than just playing raider.
>>542448402i saw 1 erg regular play a guardian yesterday in a d5 game, it was alright. he wasn't playing any of the meme builds and i think he had some ult charge lines on his relic with how many times he pulled off his ult during the run.
>>542448568Guardian players learn to do this on day 1. No one benefits more from the surge sprint than guardian.
>>542448402We get the gimmick by now buddy.
>>542448704Yeah he's right here >>542433202
>>542448402You can divide any number by 0 and the result is infinity.
erg/dsg girls tierlist based on how built they are for big black kino>S tiervarreslut>A tiernyeko knyaightsycjsgemmy>B tiercardboardcupcakegremlinmonicayyslero sisterzullie>C tiermiquella goonettemellownora kisaragishiftyduck>D tierrellana roleplayermadisongemmy clone
GGs Adel.
>>542448972that's a different anon, the one i got yesterday usually plays ironeye/wylder so i was surprised when i saw his name pop up as the guardian.
>>542448373Slicer does trigger successive bubble, but its something ridiculous like 20 hits? So yeah, what is the logic behind that
>>542449170The guardian hate is just 1 guy spamming, a bunch of the people using the password play guardian. The guy that constantly seethes about browns and guardian being indian even plays him.
ggs rev & rec. I don't know how but I'm getting worse and worse at adel as time goes on, lol. I used to never get hit by the shit that's hitting me now.Anyway that church margit cheese was great.>>542448707How do you surge sprint half the shit that ED gladius does though? do you just have to go for the safespot every single time or you're just boned? half the time he does it he ends up on another planet with no way to get there in time, so you just have to either roll it or pray the fissures miss you.
>>542440372Why would it not be healthy>>542449157Fire up those proxies bitch boy
>>542449302It depends on the nightlord because playing Guardian vs ED Libra should be classified as a grief and a blockable offense
>>542449081no anon, you cannotwhat you said can only be applied in limits and there's still limitations, the limit of 0/0 for example is unknown and you have to apply l'hopitals rule in cases like this
delete nameless kingok thanks
>>542448367You ducking porn addict>>542447560It is pretty funny I will admit but still wrong
>>542449373>How do you surge sprint half the shit that ED gladius does though?You sprint. All of dog's attacks work like Fulghor's orbital strike, they target a spot and there is a delay between target and land. You simply move off the target. His dodges aren't fast enough but his sprint is.
>>542449564had absolute ass loot that run, my only ranged option was swift glintstone shard or enchanted shot
>>542449387even doe big black kino is erg culture
>>542445867Because Nightreign is a Reddit game. Hence the high population of trooners and browns (like yourself), also reflected in this general. Not sure what else you were expecting.
>>542449575I think I'll have another fap soon
>>542449420ED Libra would be hard as balls but he's the hardest boss overall. The attack that would fuck guardian are the ground seals and you can still just frame perfect dodge those in your sleep.
>>542449564>night lord is weak to lightning>everybody stacks up lightning damage weapons/spells>final night boss is strong as fuck and takes literally 0 lightning damagehonestly epic trolling by them
>>542449772NTR again?
>>542449687once again miyazaki has fucked me. dormant thrusting sword, 1 thrusting sword at the start of the game and nothing else since. what the fug.
>>542449909It was holy too, for fulghor...
>>542442789Not by a lot though>>542440617This is one overly emotional response to hate for a food item
>>542446023*cums in her*>>542444263Its not worth playing to begin with dumb question
>>542449909Still bugged I think. Patch notes say they fixed it but everyone is reporting that it still works wrong. You can tell its still broken because you should see your preferred weapon change in the codex with the dormant passive equipped but it'll never change.
>>542449615what ed gladius attack are u referring to exactly?
GG Augur
>>542449564we had 2 casters on our team running 0 spells and me jobbing to random shit. honestly i probably should have just kept the crossbow shots off and abused the wraith walking passive.
>>542450051Poor reading comprehension
>>542450020that's why I didn't even fucking bother buying a smithing stone to upgrade it and just used the spear rain spear. god. it's not often but sometimes I just get dad dicked. My entire build revolves around having the enemy rotted. WHERE MY ROT WEAPONS, MIYAZAKI
swear to god randos playing recluse are worse than anything by a large margini have never seen someone get 50 barred so many times
>>542450061All of them. Anime zoom slashes? Run awayCombo wombo that ends in an explosion? Run away.Explosion waves? Run awayAlternatively, steel guard into all of it because you knew to take affinity negation as guardian all game. This is a skill check issue on your end anon.
>>542449841probably not
>>542449789Thats not how they get you, they get you when you're concentrated on something else, the spinning turret is also ass, almost nothing in that fight is worth blocking and worst of all you do zdps vs the condemned and Guardian condemned are unkillable poiseblobs
>>542450308Its libra anon, you never get hit by the ground sigils because you know libra does it.Protip - anytime you see a verticle spray of gold you roll even if you don't see the sigil. You've now dodged the sigil. They ALWAYS make a vertical beam of light above the ground when about to explode. You will always see it happening. Don't forget who the boss is while fighting them.
>>542440946Believe me I hate those stinking fuckers as much as the next guy but really dude? Shitposting on 4chan is going to "purge them from your homeland"? Good luck with that lmao
>>542450719Man that image is so true, it's so fucking tiring
>>542450719Everything helps. Normalization of racism helps. Making them reluctant to post or get found out helps. It all helps.
>>542450186Not an excuse, there are English classes for you take online, make use of them before going on an English speaking website.
>>542450719>that imageSmelly jeet definitely made that. They hate when people remember there are a billion of them now shitting up the internet.
>>542450810I'd rather be called a jeet by a white than have jeets thinking we aren't repulsed and disgusted by them and hope they all get swept into the sea.
>>542451057Kitboga trolling the Indian scam centers probably did the most irreparable damage to their image
What triggered sneedterrarian this time?
>>542449772i think i'll have a fap to recluse titties right now
gg d5 baby adelI selected the wrong preset and didn't have gaol or invader >_>
>>542451685All good we still crushed it easily.
I sincerely wish I could be alone in a room with ranni pedophile simps and gouge their eyes out and crush their throats IRL. Id cut their dicks off too. There needs to exist a mod where I can murder than ugly bitch over and over and then upload it to youtube so and plebbit so the pedophile incels kill themselves.
>>542451290Anon, sea pollution is bad, there are methods of removal that won't require destroying our oceans.
>>542451741They're currently literally filling the Indian ocean with feces and plastic so not much would change short term but long term the earth can start to heal.
>>542451720this but revenant pedos and tranny ERPers
>>542451720there is no reason to be angry my friend
>>542451848aren't they all the same? ive literally been banned off forums for saying ranni is evil. all ranni simps are pedophile child rapist until proven otherwise.
>>542451290They've done enough damage to the sea already
Wild pivot
>>542451949all incels eventually kill themselves so i dont have to do anything.
>>542451831>>542451968wow. that’s absurd. literal walking human biohazards.
>Ranni is evilI mean she only committed fratricide of the literal golden child for personal gain and as a result blighted the lands between with infinitely growing legions of cancer undead
>>542452950Yes? And the sky is blue, except when it isn't?
>>542452950One of the endings is nuking reality, People saying Ranni is evil are fucking retarded.
every time the first night boss is cavalry i want to alt f4
>>542452950I lost all respect for Miyazaki after that marriage cutscene. I suspect he's on the Epstein list then. I thought he was a hag lover after Yuria but then turned around and shat on that. That doll fucker should be put down like a dog.
>>542451290>unironically "I would eat a shit sandwhich if there was an off chance that someone I dont like might smell my breath" logic in action
>>542453104>runs away from you>runs away from you>runs away from you>runs away from you>runs away from you>runs away from you
hold on guys im about to land my first r1 on knights cavalry here we go oh whoops missed hold on give me 100000000000000000 MORE FUCKING YEARS FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT CUCADSOJ:FCSJIO:LIOJ:
>>542453289>attack one of the cavalrythe other who was 0.2 seconds ago across the entire arena has silently jumped and oneshot you
>>542453261>being called names is eating shitLol, but you see as I am very very very white, it doesn't hurt me at all lol. It's like when you guys accuse me of being some random retard from the PW/discord; dont care and now you look even dumber.
>>542453261>he’s still obsessed and mind broken over thiskino
everdark libra kicked my ass
>>542453384nights cavalry makes me so fucking mad SO FUCKING MADSTOP FUCKING MOVING LET ME FUCKING HIT YOU SOTP FUCKING DOING NODNUTS YOU PIECEO FSHI TUFKING SHIT MOTHEFAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT
Geegees buggos.
ggs ladslunch time
call me crungo but i like the idea of the streamer just using some "closed" (not really) community pw and the regulars become mini characters on the streami cant stand 99% of the trio streamers with their obnoxious ass discord voice calls anywayanyway zorban is outgrowing us he should probably stop saying retarded and faggot and sissy on stream theres no way he's going to survive in todays climate
>>542452950based
do charge attack buffs also buff charge attack followups
>>542453641I played with Vara Dark a few times that way. I was glorified as a "character". It's fun.
>>542453641you can't say faggot on twitch moron
if im gonna eat shit and job anyway im just gonna go duchess incants build. goodbye depth 5 im sinking down to d3
>>542449615>>542450275Well shit man his big phase transition attack sure looks like it hits basically the entire arena, and his cone wave things travel an absurd distance, if you're not on his ass then there's no way you're moving out of it in time. I've tried and failed a bunch of times, that's how I thought to avoid it at first but it never worked so I just learned the roll timing.
>>542453396No dumbass you got it backwards. Making all the places you frequent more shit and annoying to occupy for everyone there including you is eating the shit sandwhich, all for the off chance that there might maybe be an indian there maybe and he might be slightly annoyed by you.
>>542453289Infinitely infuriating. I hate mounted enemies so fucking much.
im not on the erg girls list :/
>>542453912name?
>>542453767thats what im saying bro
>>542453885But it doesn't make it worse. Seeing jeets becoming the new troons is incredibly gratifying.
>>542453885trying to use logic with people like that is pointless
>>542453980it begins with k
GG AdelMoon power
>>542453994>But it doesn't make it worseSee >>542450719 it's worse for everyone. You're insufferable to be around. You're eating the shit sandwhich hoping an indian smells your breath.
>>542453912I wonder why.
>>542454165gg adel, didn't find any staffs better than the greatbow but it sure was doing damage
>>542450308>almost nothing in that fight is worth blockingWhat? Libra himself has a bunch of completely free all-physical attack strings. Stand close to him and he'll do them. Honestly I'll happily fight libra as guardian over a lot of other bosses, at least you can hit libra and the condemned.
>>542453835His phase transition is a mimic of heolstor's elemental attack so it has safe areas.The cone wave DOES travel far but that means you get time to build distance from its hit point as it travels.I'm not saying any of this is a gimme or anything anon, I'm saying you can dodge it. Arguing from a position of learned helplessness is weaksauce. The key is mentally learning to run instead of ever relying on guardian's dodge if you aren't going to be doing steel guards. Learn how to sprint and jump to build distance. Learn to lock off and run toward then past the enemy to get past their attack. It sounds like you haven't even learned to sprint with guardian yet, so the strats you learn when sprinting with him are going to sound obtuse to you. Give it a try instead of trying to interrogate me about how it works. He's still bad even if you learn how to use him with sprinting.
>>542453641He's fine. He's not offensive to normal twitch viewers, and none of the ergers are being weird in chat.
>>542453475His kind are perpetually mind broken.
>>542454176If you find that stuff insufferable, fuck off to elsewhere. I find it gratifying and empowering to see heets getting absolutely pilloried everywhere I go online. It means that we aren't far from flushing the poos in Minecraft and sending them to the grand septic tank subcontinent they originated from.
>>542454292i pinged that as a joke but i forgot who i was playing with
>>542454478Goddam you are so fucking stupid. You are beyond thought. Fine, whatever, refuse your paycheck from work to avoid to off chance that you get a dollar that a jeet touched and congicne yourself that somehow that means you're owning them. You're hopeless.
just got two new names on the pwcan we please change to niggerg this is getting really bad
>>542454803lol get fucked shitskin.
>>542454356My issue with this is just that I could do all this as raider instead and not have to get my ass rekt by gladius doing his huge cone on the other side of the arena and the fork pronged sniping me. What benefit is there to playing guardian? Literally just being able to block strings with your shield 1 handed instead of 2 handed, so you can potentially guard counter. That's literally it, everything else is just preference: his skill is a decent farming tool, but it's not an oh-shit button/interrupt like raider's. His ult's a better clutch tool but a much worse damage too. He still, objectively, has a worse dodge which WILL and I can guarantee DOES get you (yes you) downed. If a boss does their phase transition nuke at an awkward position relative to you then you're boned, surge sprinting isn't instant transmission. There's a reason you're arguing for affinity negations as guardian, because "not getting hit" simply isn't an option.Now that said, I haven't tried him with negationmaxxed relics. I'm tempted to try him again, but I'm just sitting here thinking... why would I do that over just continuing to do what I'm doing as raider, bringing more damage and still being able to block everything I could block as guardian? If I was going to do this affinity negation tanking stuff why not still just do it as raider?
One miqqy a thread keep the bitch blue doll away
>>542454745kek, but hey its not like i had better ranged options at the time ( or ever )
>>542454992Iwant to SPANK Miquella.
>>542454992ranni and miqqy are family though
>>542455206Yeah theyre both married to me
>>542454980I see it the same way, I'd rather use any other melee guy than him.
>>542455206i see it
>>542455363do you have threesomes together?
>>542455456Yes and there's 9 arms between the 3 of us during it. It's like a royal revenant in there, shit's wild.
>>542455456Yeah. Ranni sits in the cuck chair while I plow Miquella's ass.
>>542455561>>542455580
>Ranni>MiquellaYou mean firewood once I burn everything into the ground.
so the miquellafaggot hates best girl? good to know, I will post her whenever he's spamming
>>542454980Guardian's dogshit dodge is too big of a penalty in D5, unless they remove it he will never be seen as a decent option.
>>542456075Dont lump us all together, Micker is best girl but Ranni was my first love, both are good
>>542456075based
>>542456075there's several miquellafaggotsi'm also a ranni enjoyer tho so
>fratricide betrayer>"best" girlNo wonder "people" still like Brutus, honorless assassins still get love from subhumans.
>>542456075I hate them both but Miquellafag should ACK very soon. I hate that pedo's AIslop posts.
>>542456119Just git gud, the dodge is actually fine. People treat being a few frames below average like the dodge doesnt exist, but it does and it still works.
Can you guys stop being a weird porn addict for TWO SECONDSJust how unfulfilling must your life be if all you think about is porn
>>542456130>>542456153if you're a gay pedo for Miquella it doesn't make sense for you to also like Ranni
Wylder>>>TarnishedWylder's waifus>>>>Tarnished """waifus"""
>>542456330did i ever state my sexuality? i did nyotnyo, nyo i did nyot
>>542456153Oh come the fuck on Bjark you have GOT to give us the uncensored one of this one at least, it's so fucking cute>>542456305Its been hours since the last time it came up, get the fuck over yourself zoomer puritan
>>542456186Who the hell gives love to Brutus>>542455580lol>>542454478Based
>>542456305that's life when you're gay unfortunately
>>542456374By Wylder's waifus you mean to exclude Revenant right?
>>542456330ergo, it follows that I'm not a gay pedo... hmmm, interesting logic...
>>542456374demo anon-chan. Wylder's waifu is Duchess and she is also my waifu
>>542456384>>542456582if you lust after little boys then you are a gigantic cock craving faggot
>>542456502Yes. I hate chomos and child predators like Revgroomers, Miquellatrannies and Rannitroons.
>>542456440It hasn't been hours at all are you stupid Get a fucking job you dumbass porn addict, do something with your life other than jerk off all day and play videogames
>>542456850Ok, if anyone posts a little boy I'll be sure to let you know. I'll be enjoying miquella in the meantime.
>>542456440vpr4zn.png>>542454330every staff attack libra does is physical and can be safely blocked, yes. you cannot block anything that's yellow/gold.
>>542456440>t.buckbroken by big zoomer cock
>>542456937>proceeds to post slop of Miquella dressed like a girl with a protruding bulge
>>542457006Based Bjark does it again
>>542456305Masturbating is great though
eat a salad bjark you fat retard
>>542456869>Rannitroonsshe's 1000 years old albeit
>>542456937I wish basedjakfag caught on and made ACK edits of that shitty character.
1/3 d4
>>542457206It's unhealthy for longterm relationships. If you have a partner for more than 2 years, you should start swearing off. Otherwise it can get in the way of intimacy.
How much strength and vigor does Duchess' quality relic give her?
This spreadsheet needs to be in the OP and not buried in a repository. It would help so much so often https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Gz6fqIBNr2BXr45te9ewTolHJr4zZ_Apbqa09gL3VbI/edit?gid=573782496#gid=573782496>>542457427Ctrl +F faggot. I just supplied your URL. Check for yourself, don't treat us like google/chatgpt
>>542457262Ranni looks like a child and anyone attracted to her should get registered as a child sex offender.
>>542457303>If you have a partner for more than 2 yearsHahahaha...
>>542456281Anon I'm using my shield and blocking things because I'm already not that good at dodging things. Why would I want to make it even harder to roll things for myself?
>>542457539Have you ever seen a child
>>542457694I am such a non-pedophile that I literally cannot see children
>>542457694No, that would require me to leave my basement
>>542457936"I keep driving over them!"
>>542457541I'm just saying, even if you're very attracted to and compatible with your guy/gal after about 2 years the novelty will wane and if you're ALSO making your lover compete with your hand/sex toys, it's a twofold effect. Not to mention ED issues and fetish escalation. It's not good. It is fun though. Getting good and stoned and having a TOP goon is 11/10. But that's the problem, you aren't built for easy access to 11/10. You're built to strive for decades just to get a couple 4/10 moments. So settling for consistent 7/10s is healthy.
>>542457936Then how can you see ranni if ranni looks like a child
>>542457694Her face looks like a child's. There's no visible sign that she's a grown woman since there's not a single mature feature on her face.
>>542457536>DON'T TALK ABOUT THE VIDEO GAME YOU'RE IN A THREAD FORthanks for being the thread police
>>542458061I am a virgin and will most likely remain a virgin for the rest of my life
>>542458089Unless somebody has it memorized, all he's doing is outsourcing the act of going to the spreadsheet and using CTRL+F. >>542458153Maybe. Maybe not. Again, blast your dick to bits for now but if you ever get a chance at real love, try to hold off.
is this executor cookinghe got grabbed by adel every time, and would come out healthier than he went in
GG dogsSorry for jobbing hard
>>542458231I've been deathgripping my cock for so long that I probably couldn't even cum in a vagina. Either that, or I would bust within seconds. Nothing in between.
>>542458247The job to wormface build nice
>>542458315That's okay. You can rehab with your partner. I had deathgrip issues but now I'm just able to stay hard for hours and make my wife worship it.
>>542455206>>542455942fap time
>Yo I get sucked off by w-Enjoy your ban for off topic posting also Elden RIng
>>542458410I will never get a partner you fucking moron, stop humble bragging about your life
>>542458247Hey man, if it works it works.
>>542458480Announcing a report or ban is bannable.
>>542458315stop jerking it with your hands like a barbarian and use an onahole
>>542458508It's not a humblebrag. I'm still too addicted so she's rarely able to bring me to climax without my help. I'm crippled by my addiction and it harms our intimacy.
>>542458247>cheating relicsbaka
>>542458569Didn't announce a report. Just said he was gonna get banned you faggot retard :)
>>542458590i figuredbut i am impressed by the creativity
>>542429385if you don't like zorban just find the timestamps of him saying rape and retarded and report him lol
>>542458569So is playing 4chan moderation
just got reminded someone posted his mutilated dick herefuck i hate amerimutts so much
>>542459053Who do you think did it?
>>542458315>>542458508https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GCoINkRzXg don't worry bud, china will save you soon, they cheat in game and cheat in real life and even cheat God's quest to find a mate to have sex with to gain fulfillment.
>>542459053>>542459087Lets all post our cocks to find out who did it
>>542459053when the fuck did that happen
I wonder. Does negation apply before or after guard boost? Is negation synergistic with guard boost, or does it not affect guard boost at all?
>>542459271A few days ago. It was a nice penis.
>>542459540how was it nice? what makes a penis nice?
>>542459393Okay just tested it and no, guard boost applies before negation, you can't stack negation to also block better, only to negate the damage that makes it through.
>>542459540>>542459683it was literally mutilated by jewish propaganda lmfao
this thread lives rent free in zorbans head now. he cant go 5 seconds without pre emptively defending his every decision. he has lost it
>>542459683Thick, veiny, nice head, nice curve, nice size. Would deepthroat. >>542459749Cut cocks look nice too, though it's a horrific practice and I'd prefer they would stop everywhere. Penises are meant to be pet and sucked, not cut.
>>542459832Good.
>>542459936FAGGOT
>>542459936is this talking of cocks turning you on?
>>542459832In a funny turn of events, it's made him more entertaining. His numbers have shot up.
>>542460146oh wow a whole 2 new viewers!!!!
>>542459936is that Raider?
>>54246019710 more viewers when the original number is 30 is a large increase.
Finally hit 9999, now I'm good until the DLCfinal thoughts: everdark Libra is bullshit, everything else is fineHeolstor is actually one of the hardest bosses with d5 scaling and being unable to be statused by anything but rot. I hope they add some new maps with the DLC. Ironeye is broken
>Bragging about some other dudes viewership increase on twitchHoly fucking shit how pathetic can you people be
>>542459936show us your butt
i might sleepnighty night erg
zorban is tilting hard. turn on the stream
>>542460308keep queueing so i'm not stuck with zorban and troons
>>542458709That's not, actually.
>>542460426good night hun
>>542460308nice one anon, good job! es libra is really hard yeah but i had more losses to es bugs for some reason i always run out of gas during the later part of the fight.
>>542460270Nah 30-50 is the same rangeTwitch when small goes like this>1-5>5-15>20-30>30-50>50-100>>542460362Anybody who vaguely shills their stream on /vg/ will get about that many viewers. I used to stream DaS2 invasions and when I shilled here I often hit 30-40 viewers. I had a cool EKS Mage Knight build with Blue Flame where I'd invade and do mixups with heavy homing and normal soul arrows etc to make the dodge timings cancerous. Sprinkle in some occasional Crystal Soul Spears once they're totally panicked and failing to dodge properly and you've got some fun.EZ kills.
I just turned off Zorban's stream and unsubbed. stop being a retard.
>>542460506Ouch!
>>542460596the real redpill is that it inflates you above the single digit shitpit that is the category of whatever game you're playing. then people just look for whatever english speaking stream looks the most interesting and since you're in the top few rows of the page it's easy discoverability. it snowballs
>>542460668Thats not what you said or what I did
>>542460767>>542460394
He's not snowballing being the faggot 4chan streamer playing this dead game
>>542456153post the whole thing
>>542460748I know. I wish you guys weren't such a poisoned well because I'd hate to form my community based on such things. I'd happily stream my shit but you guys aren't who I'd like to chat with as I do lol. Back in DaS2 nobody talked but now I know you'd ruin my chat with garbage and create a feedback loop of people I'm disgusted by joining my community.
>>542458280man why did you go on like an extended rant on-stream about how im "ragequitting" when i just went off route for like 30 seconds to get seals? I was even back in time to revive you guys at the poison ruins.
>>542460849Yes he is. He's a griefbow retard but the real filter on Twitch is the boring as fuck 0 viewer tier. If you can avoid or escpae that it matters and even 10 viewers is enough to help escape.
>>542460930BECAUSE HE'S A FAGGOT STREAMER. WHAT DID YOU EXPECT, HIM NOT TO ACTING LIKE A TOTAL TOOL TRYING TO GET MORE VIEWERS?
>>542460907you just have to make a clean break and appease the r/4chan crowd like pipkin pippa
>acegroomer creeping on zorban's random chatterswhat a fag lol
>>542461169Or just have a vagina
i like making lava>>542460861read the replies
>>542461223If I gave a shit I'd be there to see it myself. Keep that shit in quarantine off site.
>>542461264if I had a vagina I would be WORLD FAMOUS streamer
>>542461407Probably not but you wouldn't have to grind this hard for 40 viewers
>>542460849I don't know if he's gmi but its all fax no cap he has snowballed out of the 1view territory. thats all i meant
>>542461325gg regular del
GG bugs
What are the odds...
holy crap 50 viewer erg stream
>Zorban at 49 viewers end of stream after 1 month of streamingThis is pretty fast growth for a twitch stream isn't it?
ok guys can we talk about the game again?
>>542462049I want to see trannison's butt
>>542461989Not at all. Most low tier streamer cross-pollinate. Smaller streamer has a streamer follower. They raid the follower to try and shed some viewers into their pool. Zorban doesn't do that right? Sure. But he's also shilling himself on the biggest english language imagebaord where Elden Ring discussion happens. It would only be impressive if he didn't no shilling or networking but hit 50 RELIABLE AVERAGE VIEWERS per stream. I'm not sure griefbow faggot has that yet. People peak all the time. I had 70 viewers when I streamed the Control DLC years back. It was only because the DLC was new.
>>542462235i clicked off extremists stream when i saw the wojak avatar and have never looked back.
>>542462192shut up mush
>>542462386don't tell mush to shut up
>>542462352that guy doesn't qualify as a streamer because he didn't once try to entertain his audience, he never speaks and takes huge breaks between games and plays loud annoying music
>>542462192kill yourself mush
>>542461989He's good at streaming. He's good at talking to himself and talking to chat and he laughs at his own failures. Plus he's got a good amount of chatters that aren't scaring away new people. There's already 5-10 randoms who feel comfortable chatting with everyone else and with Zorb and have become regular chatters. The only thing he needs to work on is how impatient he is with other players.
>>542462650why is he so mean to his teammates
>>542462235Do you really think most of the 49 viewers are from erg?
>>542462714reee he's not carrying me hard enough!!!
>>542462792no it's that the dozen or so from /erg/ are all it takes to beat the 70 losers beneath you who have no commuinities at all backing them and are trying to build them from scratch while they chat with the one or two loners who decied THIS three viewer stream was their vibe
>>542462650Yeah my one Zorban pet peeve is that too, and the thing where he>standing around looking to his teammates to route>they stand around too>"okay, what are we doing here guys...">he makes no move or indication where he wants to go>all team just walking around each other>eventually someone picks a spot>zorban complains that it wasnt where he wanted to goWell then fucking ping it then zorban, or at least head to or, or fucking anything man. This is the most annoying thing you do by far. You either get to ride in the back seat and take what you get, or you take the lead and get what you want, but you dont get to fence sit.
>>542456374>>542456463>>542456879>>542457030You blew his asshole out here
>>542449387Beans is gross
>>542463035So, care to explain us why you answer your own posts?
>>542462192That’s for my eyes only sorry bud>>542461407Shut up cuck>>542461017>>542460849>>542460362True…
>>542462943This is why I like playing with routechads because I'm like that too, the best being the ones that aren't afraid to pussy out of a hard fight and go somewhere else
>>542457963KEK>>542457303you’re right but that’s not a concern for anyone here including (you)
>>542462714People running off away from the group makes him think they are throwing or not caring about what the team is doing. He's not mean, but he jumps to negative conclusions about what others are doing. In his defense, he usually walks back his comments when he realizes what the person is actually doing. >>542462943That sounds about right. He's good at communicating with words, but not with pings in game. Other than that, he's a very good streamer. Much better than the other nightreign streamers.
>>542458061>Getting good and stonedKys>>542458410Your tulpa isn’t real fag fuck off
>>542461871GG dual rev and sorry I only used the starting sword, got no good fire drops and I believe the "Help discover X" it's bugged again because I got no greatspear at all during the whole run
>>542463278>>542463389stop
>d5 3 bugs with randoms>i 1 barr about 5 minutes into phase 2>ironeye walks up and point down emotes, doesn't revive>executor comes by and rezzes me>few minutes later ironeye downs>then executor downs>i come over and rez them>ironeye downs again pretty much instantly>so does the executor>ironeye alt-f4s while i'm kiting the boss to rezand then we lost, everybody clap
>>542463628Hey buddy, you’re in the wrong general. We only post ugly bitches and boys here. >>542463476Cry about it.
>>542458480>>542458610you owned him here >>542459749truth>>542460008you’re right but you’re still gay for typing this
>>542463745
>>542463628She doesn't wear that
>>542464497
>>542464724She kind of wears that but I don't understand what's happening in the image
i maek bubble and bubble accessoriesi got 0(zero) fire weapons that entire run lol
>>542464897
>>542464986That didn't happen, they're not even remotely near eachother and he doesn't care about Cathay and also their armies are strong against slaanesh stuff because they have guns
After finally completing Ironeye’s remembrance I find him extremely boring.How do I play Recluse?
Assuming you're not spamming corpse piler, is the poleblade actually better than rivers of blood?
>>542464984i could've used vykes i guess but i was greeding
>>542465079you are so fucking stupid
>>542464984dragon fuck almost death blighted me four times
>>542465164Then what I say is so obviously right that even a stupid person can recognize it, that just proves how correct I am
>>542465106>Chinese methodStack crystallian sorcery and get one shot trying to charge it>Human methodStack magic+ or affinity+, get terra magica passive, get blood loss and damage on ult, spam Stars of Ruin until you fall asleep. Use cocktails based on what's available from your teammates, do not shoot for them>Contrarian methodStack affinity+ and try cocktail spamming for some reason by mixing in a variety of incantations and sorceries
>>542463836And now you're gay for reading it.
>>542465106Learn where staves and seals are. There's a seal pedastal at every Great Church (oracles, golem, fire monk,etc) and a stave rack at every fort (golem archer, virgin, godrick soldier, etc). She has an S in faith so you don't just have to stick to magicslop.For combat really she doesn't melee at all, just keep a dagger or something on you for revives or 2H your staff so you can hit people with it. For long fights like the night 1, 2, and 3 bosses you don't want something that chunks your FP bar so pay attention to how much FP stuff is costing you whenever you cast. Don't neglect shards just because you have infinite fp refills.As for relics/passives just stack as much damage and fp as you can. she's pretty easy to build for. Crystallian Sorc is the most reliable buff to stack since the crystal staves are common and the spell they default with is great in NR.
>theres no glintstone sorc buff passivelame. but makes sense. I'm sure a lot of people would funnel into it since it would make her starting stave OP.
>>542463628>>542464238who are these semen demons?
D5 please queue
>no Improved Guarding relic>no greatshield talisman from the town merchantwhy does ishizaki fucking hate shields and guardian
>>542466486weird cuck fetish post. But anyway I'm gonna fucking queue right now bro whatever
>>542466483KatarinAlarielle and ArielAll from Warhammer Fantasy
>>542466486more like pov when you queue into gremlin and mellow
>>542466591I thought warhammer only had gay dudebros and gay orcs and gay aliens
>>542466686There's three warhammer settings, sci fi, lotr fantasy, and powermetal fantasy, you're thinking of the sci fi oneThose characters are from the lotr one where it's just on a pretty much earth planet thing with a bunch of fantasy races but with funny/interesting twists on some of the stereotypes. Fun fact, the idea of orcs being green came from warhammer fantasy
>>542466558They're good enough already.
Playing with randoms feels kinda soulless compared to the password. There's no way to laugh about how a run went perfectly right up until we realize nobody brought lightning for fulghor and everybody 3 barred.
>>542467179if its fulghors giga stomp or heolsters attack where he sharts everywhere i dont even bother trying to attack them
>>542466686>i don't know anything about [setting] but I'm surprised [setting] isn't as I imagined...duh?
>>542467494that's not what i said, I said I thought warhammer only had gay dudebros and gay orcs and gay aliens
>>542466486you arent even queueing. FUCKER
>>542467657There's a couple warhammer settings, you're probably thinking of the sci fi one
Ggs Adel.
stupid dinosaur haha
iam a gamerand i am queueinglets go gamers!
>>542467702>>542467769He literally didn't even get off a whirlwind. Didn't know you could break him out of it with an ult, that's neat.
>>542467657There's no "Warhammer". In saying so, you prove you have no idea what you're talking about.
>>542467826you're not queued stinky ahh
>>542467827After he begins teleporting around he'll raise his head in the air and scream. Right after he finishes his scream you can ult him with wylder, ironeye, or Raider and make him skip tornado. If you do it while he's screaming he'll tank through it. Because he screams, being near him is spooky. That's why Ironeye is the best for it.
>>542468005i am, the number's just borked.
>>542467827its risky because if you time it wrong you will just get bodied instantly and look stupid but i like looking stupid so i try it every time
>arrive late and literally dont do a single thing>both invaders aggro meWHYYYYYYY
>>542468541were you a ranged hero
HAHA FUCKING KNIGHTS NIGGERY LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND RAPING MY ASS
lmao sorry recluse you already jumped down the tower and forgot by the next poi to give you the talisman
Well that sucked. The very microsecond I went to cast a spell they would turn on a dime to fucking bitch slap me. Could only throw out fucking pebbles or risked getting downed and even that didn't help.
>>542469482activate windows dude
>>542469482You should activate windows.
>>542469482activate windows or you will keep dying like this
>>542468656bno im just fucking stupid dogshit
>>542469482Activate me
>>542465370not if i pass back to you *jizzes on you*
>>542465079>because they have gunsYeah, but aren’t they super primitive? I also thought that was ineffective against chaos in general? >>542466686You thought wrong. Warhammer isn’t primarily a visual medium so it’s not like there’s an abundance of stuff to work with but there’s plenty of attractive females depicted throughout its official artwork.
>>542469764>>542470075>>542470151>>542470153give three (3) reasons/benefits for why he or anyone else should do that.
>>542470231That’s hot. Stop trying to turn me on.
>>542469482A fitting end for you
video games!!
>>542471296yeah I'm gonna be even more shit than usual for a while learning a non carried character my b guys thanks for the carry
>>542471346>>542471296i got this from magma wyrm so I didn't need to use the forgeblessed be, my entire build revolves around the enemy being rotted so this was really cool for a d5 heolster mans
>>542471296>>542471346gg thanks for the carry I put on the Halo Scythe fishing build and didn't get a Halo Scythe. Also I don't know the fight other than spam ash of war when its not looking at me so that was the result
>>542469371>Try to play Incant duchess>Have fire buff weapon passive, frenzy relic passive, invaders, etc>Any time I try to cast it the entire universe stops to say fuck you to me specificallyI'm never playing anyone with less than 2000 starting HP ever again I'm not cut out for this lifestyle
>>542469482Night's cavalary is a crime against videogames. Unfun design, unfun to fight, unfun period.
>>542469482>>542472431actual dogshit boss
>>542472509>>542469482>*runs in circle*>*runs in circle*>*runs in circle*>*runs in circle*>*runs in circle*>*jumps across the arena to hit your ally in the back while they're trying to fight the other one*>*runs in circle*PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING BITCH
>>542470572Sure. Its easy, free, and best of all it will fool anyone who sees your screenshots/webms into thinking you are literate in a 1st world language.
>>542430542She looks like she likes her men on the Wyld side
>>542434036sex with ‘rika>>542454992we need more of him in here
Practice we did it you'll get your pointsgg d5 ed centaur
>>542460362Where is this cutie from
GGs Bugboys. My heart sank for a moment when he decided mid charge he wanted my ass instead.
>>542464986me on the right btw>>542466684those are both men
Dunno who the bug were going for in their last charge
GG ED4 BugsThought picrelated was bugged but it worked with Wylder? Do we have to die for this thing to work? >>542473892>>542473927Yeah it's silly when there is no red mark and you don't know who they are charging towards.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POnhZQ5OBQM3gods... its finally here.
>>542474040I've seen the red mark start on one person then switch to someone else very quickly. It still just counts the first person as the target.
lmao /dsg/ is fucking dead. lmaoooooooooooo
>>542469482Holy oy vey. Fighting these guys when you have no Ironeye is just one of the worst experiences you can have in this game. These knights and the wolf need to be toned down regarding their mobility so they're not an absolute chore to get through.
even doe we merged
>>542469482I like this fight but only because I can parry the halberd dude off his horse asapI just wish my teammates wouldn't hit him and get his aggro in the meantime
>>542463319Nah man the thing that makes me not so charitable to mr zorban the main character of every run is that instead of genuinely caring what the teammate is up to he instantly elevates it into a tantrum about ohhhn everyone is splitting off from me ohh he's rage quitting oh hhh I guess little ol me has to solo everything wahhh wahh fuck this faggot dude. One time I was a caster who stopped by merch for just a sec to pick up shards when the day was ending anyway. I go back to see what he was saying during our run and he starts complaining how I'm splitting off not sticking with him all the time dude fuck this fucking asshole
>>542474456Just parry them
>>542474689What's your ign? If so I know if I'm with you not to hit him.
>>542474783I can't parry shit with this netcode and schizophrenic aggro switching. I even fuck up crucibles in this fucking game during trios. No wonder they made executors deflect so forgiving.
desu the only thing i dislike about archer raiders is that they never bring melee weapons to rez with and would rather fire their shitty bow
>>542474862Do you really look like that?
>>542474967Yes
>>542474836sorry I only play randoms
>>542474967Yes I look exactly like that, basically 1:1
>>542474985>>542475076Wow so many cute girls in erg
>>542474880Hey I revive with my melee! I'll shoot if it's gonna be faster/safer to shoot though. It's only 2 shots for a 1bar and 5 for a 2bar.>>542475017O-oh.
let's go gamers lets go!one more game, gamers
>>542475210Go to bed salad dodger
>>542475248i'm gonna dodge ur salad
>>542475391*toss
>>542475416mm.. nyonyo, nyo...
Why are you like this /erg/
>>542475521no bitches
Video games?
>>542473802Smiling friends season 3 episode 1
I'm quitting this game for real this time. I already uninstalled and deleted my save file.
my frames went to shit on lightning but i somehow got the crimsonwhorl off, too bad it was normal
I just unistalled. erg it's faggots like terr and shittyduck. randoms it's literal chinese hackers who suck shit at the game. no winning. fuck this game and this community lol
i was so far away from fulghor after he did the 3 golden charges i couldnt help zap him to stop his giant spears that was almost so fucking bad gg ironeye recluse
Sorry my computer overheated and died for the first time ever for some reason. Maybe I was too strong
>>542476452I actually agree in a way
>>542476498>>542476430I swear something got fucked up with the patch
>>542476452cry me a river bitch boy
>>542476452Lol fuck terr. Worst person I've ever met on 4chan.
>>542476452What is your name?
Can’t believe I lost 800 points for that adel run. Would’ve been back at 9999 for the second time too
>>542474169bless that autist
>>542476141>>542476452
should I q with erg for the first time ever
>>542476939>losing an adel run as a 9999erwhat sort of a freak accident caused that kek
>>542459936I PREFER SOULFUL, HAND DRAWN GAY PORN, MADE. BY. MAN.
ok onewhat the FUCK was up with the beast queen on night 2twoi froze two fire dogs lemao
GG D5 Dogs.Sorry on afking at that starting gaol, had to get door.
>>542477996>>542476498What makes it worse was he was base and was at 30% hp before he even started his phase 2 but he popped his lightning bubble and my computers fans just started going mental and shut down
>>542478272We cheese her with invisibility so she cheeses us by walking out of the circle lmao gg dogs
>>542478272sorry night 1>>542478376she just WALKED
>>542478507>walks into storm>comes back>onetaps aschev>leaves again
>>542478656
>>542478962>>542474169>>542477135>>542474613Get back in >>>/co/ntainment immediately dsgtrooner
>>542479248
>>542479364Didn't you read what I said? Go through with >>542479248 you brown maggot
>>542478656it's because you guys were staring at her ass, have some manners will you
I transheart when the boss has a meltie.
terr loves his poopy pots
anyone running that executor relic that dumps arcane for more vig and end?tried it myself and the diff aint much, he's still proccing status as fast as everthis feels like a free unless im missing something
is this a build? no poison or gaolslop
>>542480580two reduced dex negatives really hurts, bruv. That's -6 dex.
>>542480750and?
>>542480580Affinity attack power > physical
does the end screen results include the damage up on weapons from the night invader relic
>>542481272iirc yes, but things like attack up at full HP don't
>>542442415>More people itShut your ESL ass up
>>542480495He keeps his normal starting arcane but loses it with levels. So yeah, it's still pretty free, you just won't be bleeding the night 2 bosses/nightlords as quickly.
>>542481376hmm, this other wylder had the effect while I don't, and his RoB had 4 more damage than mine after we killed like 3 invadersI guess the global damage from night invaders would be better than the phys att+2 I have on my regular relic slots, but that relic also has the fiery follow-up I likeand none of my night invader relics are all that great otherwise
>>542481376It counts stuff that show up on the weapon damage in your inventory already. Attack at full hp shows up, but ranged weapon attacks don't.>>542481859You must have had other bonuses that he didn't then, because it definitely shows up.
how come i've never gotten murk from the victor's records? do i not die enough or something?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oR_22I7ttqYNew zullietoss
gg heolster
Today I shall pick Executor into D5 Heolstor, find zero holy weapons, and basically rely on Recluse to do all the damageFuck, GG
coffee is brewin then ill be a queuin
>>542481947>You must have had other bonuses that he didn't then, because it definitely shows up.I had more phys att up on my deep relics compared to him iirc, didn't inspect those too closely tho
>>542481859Well in any case, the invader effect is the best source of damage after just two invader kills. Just think of it as "the damage relic" if you are deliberating between a good offensive oriented relic and a suboptimal invader relicIn a vacuum I would say you should use a invader relic over phys +2, but it's up to you and the possible choices you are working with
I have almost assembled all of the dragon cult balls and Shenron will grant my wish
yesterday i had a non-shifting earth d5 map w/ only 1 invader spot. i thought there were always 2 without shifting earth
>>542483007hmm, I checked again and I do have a yellow relic with art activation spreads fire and night invader on itwhich means I could replace my wylder earring with one of these insteadwhich do you think is best? I don't have an enemy ult gauge on my deep relics rn unfortunately
>>542479678
>>542483234It's pretty rare but two invader poi's aren't guaranteed, it's just the chance is so stupid high at D5 it might not result in a double spawn once in 30 games or something.
>>542484050Top or mid, probably the middle one
>>542484312I guess I'll try the middle one and see how much the lack of fiery follow-up bothers me or if I can get used to it again
havent had dog in a while lets go
>>542484330depth?
>>5424844985
>>542484498no one is below d5 here
gawdlike terr is queuing
>ED Libra>I end up being the only one who doesn't 3bar let alone die at allIt's the only the boss I still have yet to beat in depths. It's so painful especially when you come close.
>>542484617Half my games where D4 yesterday
>>542484441I recommend these two as your base relics and then invader as the third. But yeah playing wylder is more about knowing enemy movesets and what attacks stagger smaller mini bosses rather than stacking specific relic effects. Your build should be good
>>542484834Let me guess you run less likely to be targeted so your teammates get fucked over?
>>542484972I actually didn't... I must have killed like 10 invaders by myself on my latest try. I'm thinking that I should get a less likely to be targeted though in hand because when everything gets out of hand I could get more space.
>>542484972Less likely is basically an auto pickup for Libra at this point. The aggro from libra isn’t even hard to deal with and having atleast two teammates who are invisible to condemned after the riot is most consistent way to win
>try to feed my recluse>they’re an absolute braindead retard who can’t passive build for shit and need like 4 different purple staves with shit passives for some reason
>don't have enough dps to kill ayylmao or dragon soldier>keep using ult on 3barred teammatesJust birb things
>>542484189Refer to >>542479248
>>542485794
>>542479678You blew out the dsgjeet's asshole with this one well done
>SAAR DONT EAT MY CURRY SAAR YOU BLOODY BENCHOD BASTARD *shits everywhere*
>>542485859See >>542479248
>>542485715>>542484617
>>542486032i still find it funny we bullied xher into taking off the tranny dress
>>542486059
>>542486363brown
>>542486363Go through with >>542479248
>both randies 3 barred against plain libra before I went down onceI'm going to be stuck in Depth 3 forever.
>>542486432
>>542486759Go and see >>542479248
40% damage negation and still getting one shot by every single nibble as wylder. what the fuck?
i am queuing
>>542486904smile
>>542487084Unblock me coward
>AAAAAAIIEEEEEEE LAND SPROUT SAMA I KNEEL
>>542423860only madness or death are actually dangerous when they get you once a run
>>542487312i only have dingle blocked
>>542486702>>542487084i'm very sorry but your posts will be replied to by degenerate porn addict freaks, you have been warned
>>542424032people have a lot more practice with the run compared to the boss fights and actually fighting the boss is too serious to do a comfy practice fight.using mods to practice bosses is cheating in a way but its also retarded there is no alternative to doing a 30min bossrun
>>542425428or the beginning of day 1. its comparable to just going to a camp anyway and everyone can go purple weapon instantly if they want. >>542425468red troll can really fuck with that planin normals that was a good idea
god fucking damnit idk why i even triedalso fucking follow my pings dildos
Could either of you two take ten fucking seconds to help me with the swarms of condemned perhaps
Haha fuuuuuuck that was a painful lossggs ED libra, I might have thrown by fucking around trying to drop my weapon to revive instead of just 2handing my shield or something. We absolutely had that.
It’s funny how much ptsd I have developed to the draconic tree sentinel day two boss
>>542487925uh oh troon melty
>>542429226i regularly let down my guard on easy runs and die stupid deaths. happens. its nice to have a chill round. usually shouldnt lead to 3 bar thougheverbeit
>>542487312the queue never shows 2/3 for me
>>542487925Duchess or executor? If you were duchess then you seemed to be doing fine, you were keeping them busy and we were steadily killing the boss, we only lost because two of us beefed a revive and 1 barred together.
>>542487903Fuck off retard you helped literally zero times while I was killing the condemned and couldn't even bother using invis for us to gank them
>>542486215its the ugliest skin in the game. alonnes armor died for this>542483217this is the most CEkino build ive seen so far.
Halfway into October, where's the Elden Ring switch update and Nightreign DLC?
>>542480495it should nerf your status build up from 1.33 to about 1.08 over average nightfarers. since it ranks up to lvl 15 its not as bad but its still not a great line compared to just the 10% increased health buff with a random curse. I'd take it if the rest of the relic is good but not seek it out. this seems to be true for almost all stat changes. on their own they are a sidegrade where you could instead have a strong line at least.
>>542480495I used it and you're only really going to notice it against high health targets, not normal enemies, as by the time you've hit your second bleed proc on normal stuff they're basically already dead. Not a fan, personally.
>>542476452i like everyone her except terr
im out of lapp imags
>>542488194no dummy i mean during day 1 and 2 stuff, we missed an easy gaol 'cause you two bee lined it to where we needed to go anyway.i was spam pinging occasionally on libra to warn you guys of the sigils, not to be annoyingand i didn't cloak 'cause i didn't have it
>>542489071name one thing wrong with terr
>>542470406No
>>542489605he called me brown (which i am) and i dont like that
>>542489763Don't talk to yourself and see >>542479248
gg dragon
>>542451376he broke you
adel died fast as fucc boi
ggs adel
>>542490819I kinda thought I would be able to pop the mark at the end
>>542490867one more cast probably would've done it desu
ED libra lets goooo
goats can climb don't'cha know
queue sussy bakas or im gonna hurt you... inb4 tranny brown pajeet kys you suck you ninebar every boss/ratio/your so sad and bad and brown and black and white etc
let's play we're level 2 and where is dingle
1/3 1/3 1/3
>>542491318Played with them and they were rushing POIs and leaving the red guys alive like it's normal expedition, sooo fucking stupid.
dota taught me there's no such thing as fun
>>542491605whoops premature post>ahemdota taught me how to body block creeps so they get to lane slower
Is the pass ergOr ergd3or Ergfuckgreatbowniggersyou'resoretardedUseitasasidearmatleast
>>542491226uh oh trish melty>>542491318kek
I genuinely wish Elden Ring DLC had let us go into the ocean somehow. The Elden Ring oceans genuinely interest me for some reason and we've never really been to an ocean area in a Fromsoft game. Except maybe for Bloodborne, but I haven't played it and am unspoiled on it. I just know there's some ocean themed things.
>>542491694>not a single restagestop...
>>542492636theres an ocean boss in nightreign
>>542492892Ocean vibes and theming, but not an ocean boss. No real ocean involved in the entire thing.
>>542490819>>542490836>>542490867no one asked, go back to your trooncord channel
GG D5 Caligo.The sacred order colossal axe deleted poor bird's healthbar lmao. If only I didn't whiff few times at end.
>>542492985>An unknown entity that drifts through the skies. It makes an ocean of its surroundings, that it may blend with whatever life is found, as if in a dream.
>>542492650The clip starts with it on cooldown
I lost a game with erg
>>542493336>drifts through the skies>run around on ground normallyThat's the issue.
>>542493558names of all 3? for the block list
>>542493624sludge merchantterrslugma
>>542492650Must be a zorban clip
>>542491318I always die at that one specific tower :(
>>542493534one restage per minute looking ass...
>>54249398617 second clip
>Instead of killing the hill dragon that's right here with two greatbow users, the thing that they're literally built to deal with, let's run away for no reason and split the team, accomplishing nothingIncredible strategy
>>542494295well we got him with just the two of us
funniest fuckin ed libra game i've haddude just walks off to the other side of the arena with 5 condemned in tow so we never have to fight them
>>542494546Sorry for my 4 bar, I forgot I had reduced resistance and kept getting frame trapped
>>542494295you forgot to mention it was on the edge of the rain with an invader church PoI next to it that everybody pinged with every other field boss still upliterally no reason at all the fight the dragon other than it was in front of you
>>542494546At some point he seemed to only summon 1 condemned at a time? wtf? gg libra I really got shit outta luck for drops that game no negations and no ranged spells whatsoever I'd equip a dormant staffs relic if I had one that didn't suck balls
>>542494602it's ed libra i got 4 barred too since i was using my restage for damage like a retard
>>542494683it's because there were 5 golden condemned fighting in the corner of the map, his max limit is 6 so he could only summon 1
>>542494630we got the dragon, despite the rain with the two of usthen i killed the invader solo, again despite the rainimagine if we stuck together, how easy it would be
>>542494817Oh I never knew that, they do so little damage to each other that the fight lasted the entire time wtf. I guess the only way they actually kill each other is if they had the scarlet rot daggers duchesses.
namesless king has ended more d5 runs than everdarks
>>542494683Even playing as recluse I only got my first stave drop at Zamor hero at the waterfall at the very end. Drops are kinda fucked
>>542494856that's nice and all but we all pinged the church, and by the time you were spam pinging the dragon i was already on the bird halfway there man. was I supposed to figure you guys were going to hard commit to fighting him in the rain and give up the invader PoI?
>>542494630>No reason to fight the thing that we were equipped to deal with that we would not need to travel further for, while we had time until the rain approached, that we would have to abandon to the rain, the rain that was forcing us into a corner with a half looted invader camp, one field boss, and a invader church we would have hit anyway if you hadn't fucked us overPlease do not attempt to route, you have no idea what you're doing.
>>542495054Yeah come to think about it duchess has default daggers and I didn't get offered a single purple dagger that run so it might not have made a difference. This is my only dormant staff relic, this game is trolling me.
>>542495147why you acting like there wasn't heaps of shit left up bro
>>542495301Misread it as "dormant power hips"
>baddies arguing about being badits just a game chuds grow upthis is why nobody likes playing with you
People who complain after a win have personality problems. Just shut the fuck up and take the win you whiny faggot.
>>542495000Nah its GAWDfroy, people come in at the end of day 1 with very little flasks and probably already 1 barred from greeding in the rain underestimating the night 1 GAWD
>>542495597it wasn't a win, it was a 25 minute ED libra that was lost. we got him to around 35% hp and from the moment he summoned the first wave of condemned (around 70% hp) the only person who ever hit the boss was the greatbow raider. why the greatbow revenant didn't too is a mystery to me.
>>542495597This kind of post game discussion that can possibly lead to improvement or expanded ways of thinking for yourself or others even if its flaming your shitty teammates is what separates us from playing with randoms, mr tourist
>>542495984I was using spells mostly as a matter of fact
>>542496334cute
Any d4 chads up for a game?
why didnt you take the elden stars seal
GG D5 DogsFeels like eternity since I got EDs. I could use more practice there. Also I think I should stop playing with erg until I am back to D4 atleast, getting only 50 points for win sucks.
>>542496334>ducchess dressHot.
>>542496636wanna play im d3 rn.lets use some other password>niggergor>ergd3
>>542496739tired to go on for now I'll check back in few hours
>>542496868sure, have a rest.
I want to play more but I have to see a psychologist tomorrow even though theres nothing wrong with me. What should I do or say so I can get autismbux and not work for the rest of my life?
>>542497230>I have to see a psychologist tomorrow even though theres nothing wrong with me.literally everyone on 4chan is profoundly mentally ill
>>542497230Just be yourself.
>>542496341can we agree that in future ED libras if you notice condemned aren't dying before a new wave spawns to just start hitting the boss whenever you can? this "run in circles around the arena for 20 minutes" strat evidently only works if we're chipping him down in the process.
>>542497412ED libra's weakness might as well be considered poison/rot
>>542497230Ask them about their thoughts on indian curry and how stinky it make people smell, pivot into religion and how barbaric some of them are. Don't forget to talk about how you wish you could find a gf that is into dinosaurs/trains as much as you are and then start talking about them. Research a bit onto last two topics.
>>542497230Being unemployed is a brown traitGet a job, pablo
>queue up for a game>le equilibrious beast>alt f4
>>542497774What D level?
>>5424978587
>>542497889Great, mine is only 4 I had to quit.4 isn't enough.
>>542497374>>542497380Cognitively I'm literally completely normal, I'm just lazy and depressed. I'm like a hygienic handsome asmongold but without all the viewers and money.>>542497539Enough to know this is too obvious and hard to pull off. These people look at nutjobs every day for a living and probably have been doing so for the past 20 years, do you really think I know how to act retarded better than they know how to spot someone acting retarded?>>542497771No, I had a job before and it was boring and soulcrushing, I will try my hardest to NOT work.
>>542494720Would lick her clean after she comes home from a "girls night" out
>>542498064gg del
>3/4
>stopped playing for 2 weeks >everybody on erg is d5>cant play with anons.I want to die.
>>542463319>>542474730>>542460930I was looking for a nightreign streamer to watch at work but Zorban's just an asshole? Not surprising for a 4channer I guess but why not block him?I'll find some vtuber instead, those stream in pretty much every game category.
>>542498468This is why we should make a pw for 3 and below and call it niggerg
>>542498468You can play with anons just keep in mind everything is way, way deadlier than you're used to.
>>542498106>Cognitively I'm literally completely normal, I'm just lazy and depressed. I'm like a hygienic handsome asmongold but without all the viewers and money.that means you have adhd
>>542498480Try manta i guess, she's been shilled here a few timesShes pretty retarded though
>>542498567the idea is not bad but why not simply erg3 or ergcomfy
>>542498480watch mantacute rapeable loli duchess main
>>542498480>vtuberkys
pretty nice run mystery caligo. good thing it not maris.
>>542498837noooooooooooo you cant watch cute anime women you HAVE to watch ugly neckbeard streamers!!!!
been one of those days
>>542498929>kek they/them is watching streamers.
>>542498954have you tried not picking the worst character in the game??
>>542498731Because it filters the tourists, for whatever reason the n word is some kind of taboo for most normalfags even though the very people its meant to insult say it every 10 seconds.
>>542498954you're the problem, bringing greatbow to libra is retardedit's like bringing a frenzy revenant to augur, it's just asking to lose
>>542499047he's my #1
>>542499058How is erg offensive?
>>542499058>10 secondsthat's generous, it's more like 2 secondshttps://youtu.be/AmKRGEpOQr0?t=198
>>542499169We are number 1!
>3 executors on character select screenwould not have been bad if we knew it was going to be this boss lol
>>542499047That's not guardian
MANDATORY BLOCKLIST(UPDATED):>grieferssenssludge merchantmark320viteauzu negroswap commendsalexzorban>cheatersbjarksneedgerkinomulch eaterseiln>ragequittersyerbaterowhite whistle>duo queuersmushyysgremlinmellow
>>542499335>>542499335>>542499335Please read the announcement carefully.
>>542499202work on your brain muscle my man>>542499252yeah thats probably true but I am not clicking on that ape noise
>>542499403It's obvious to everyone you're just trying to force a password split to spite the general or something schizo
>>542499403Based password ngl, fr fr bussin hard, on God, you crazy.
>>542498954You make bugs so much harder. If you can switch for one boss can you make it that one
>>542499149i guarantee if you could see those fights you would not be pointing to the raider as the weak linkthat first ed libra in particular (seen here >>542491161) was just an unfortunate case of 2 people beefing a revive and 1 barring in sequence, we were seconds off killing the boss. i down shortly after this clip to the turret passing through my totem and 30 seconds later the duchess gets one-tapped by the executor condemned trying to revive us.in fact if i had not gone for the revive it would have been a win.
>>542499523Kill yourself alex, you falseflagging nigger.
>>542499545how does it usually go without me? I seem to recall it always being the same clusterfuck. i've started dragging the moth out, if that's what you're talking about.
what if they introduce typed physical att+ up (standard/slash/blunt/thrust) that can stack with global phys up like magic and sorcery schools
>>542495432
>>542499428No, stop being a retard and answer the question.
>>542499720Thats a split you dumbfuck
>>542499879Found the "non-american"
>>542499792I just want to point out that if you couldn't even figure out they were referring to niggerg and not erg in that conversation, your IQ is most likely below the median of the people in this general. That is not such a bad thing as people with 90 IQ can live happy lives but just keep that in mind the next time you want to argue with someone, you are probably not smarter than them.
>>542499778again, I thought we were heading straight to the church. evidently i was mistaken, but by the time i saw you guys were actually fighting it i was already over that first church, and when you started spam pinging and making it clear you REALLY wanted that dragon i was over the invader PoI. if you were in my shoes and you jumped on the bird and zoomed to the PoI you thought we were gunning to, only to instead realize your teammates actually wanted to fight the field boss, do you think you'd run all the way back into the now-rain-covered field boss or just start on the invader PoI?
>libra AGAINthird time's the fucking charm i guess
why do griefbow players have 0 awareness of other players despite relying entirely on them for everything you can see in Zorban's stream he never opens his map and then gets confused/mad that people aren't following him
>>542499754Thats way too easy and non specific, there needs to be a risk to reward of bricking your character for 1 run because you didn't get your sharting crystal, for this is the price for your power.
Non-vandalized thread without the OP made by Alex>>542501040>>542501040>>542501040>>542501040
>>542500178>the idea is not bad but why not simply erg3 or ergcomfyI know what they were referring to.You are being a little faggot.>That's not a bad thing.
>>542439043Based post that made the goychow-sloppers seethe
>>542441252>choked to regular Fulghor lol shitter >>5424410042x Reclushitters on the teamNo wonder
>>542447560Retarded schizobabble. Slop piece is capeshit from Japan. I remember the Narujesus memes from the later part of the Naruto War Arc.
>>542458590You can get those legit. Proof he cheated?
>>542459936kys>>542460907>reddit souls 2 self-shilling tranny crying about the occasional raycism Good, you don't deserve a following weak faggot.
>>542498480He’s not an asshole at all.
>>542498480Yeah he's pretty friendly overall, but very much a shitter at the game
