Previous thread: >>542314824>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5, and Xbox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots, and squids to spread Managed Democracy. Players wage war on a number of contested planets, each with a different environment, completing as many objectives as possible within a procedurally generated area while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful operations a planet can be completely liberated, and the player base must cooperate to try to liberate the entire galaxy by focusing and combining their efforts as much as possible.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://democracy-hub.nethttps://helldive.live>MAJOR NEWShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUC24yAP7Sohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJi8VsvnkoEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L-UQQIFQhw>LATEST PATCHESSep 02 1.004.000 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516345493302805199Sep 04 1.004.001 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516346126609155527
Requesting plap pack
Reminder that Arrowhead owes (You) reparations for making the best game ever and then raping it to death overtime with shitty updates.
>Seeker>Supply packi want to build around this and do something more tech master than standard soldierWhat do you recommend
>>542436006Depends on what your definition of "tech master" is.
Hive lord? More like no thanks! I hate my wife.
>>542436006sentries and minesif you want to be a real freak, get the directional shield or shield emplacement and use them to sheild your sentriesalso get the guard dog if you're only going to use the supply pack for your seekers
>>542436143Sure but I'd like to leave it vague for you guys so you use your own judgements and I take different perspectives
>>542435848why has nobody made a knockoff that does the same shit but runs well
>>542436006Probably warrant for a secondary, make your gun do the aiming for you.
The Reddit Lord should give bonus liberation. Youre killing a huge fucking worm
>>542436006so(y)lo silo
>>542436346To me a future soldier would be like plasma/laser based weapons with a jetpack or warp pack and maybe the shield pack
>>542436251Great ideasWill look up some strategies for using mines more effectively outside of defensive missions
>>542435557>too many shitters and soloniggers got filtered by the hivelord due to their inability to bring appropriate loadout and cooperate with their team >swigger probably going to nerf it to appease the braindead retards>hivelord now only take 15 recoilless rifle rounds to kill them from anywhere on the body>hivelord are no longer a challenge but a glorified house fly that you can squash away so it won't cause any nuisance
I can't help but notice I made TWO posts last thread that asked questions, yet neither one of those got any replies. Care to explain yourself, anons?
>>542436413+0 XP (capped) ought to be enough for anybody
Can I get uhhhOne lobby
>>542436839we out of dat
>>542436839Sorry our lobby machine is broke
>>542436691shoot the minefield with a NEAT or the airburst RL for stupid dmg
>>542436697>Fighting the Hive Lord sucks bro they should nerf it bro do you hate fun bro *selects the only planet with Hive Lords*
>>542436727ask your questions again so I can hurry up and ignore them
>>542436697What's really needed is some way to actually make it stay and fight instead of running all around the map and disappearing for minutes at a time. Add a thumper grenade that pisses it off and continually has it surface near it until it destroys it.
>>542436697He should just move a little less. Man I love wasting my 120 barrage because it decides to leave immediately after popping out
>>542436006>drone master armor with prototype 3 helmet>quasar or laser cannon support weapons>(double-edge) sickle>laser, mortar or rocket sentries>walker mech>localization confusion or armed resupply pods boosters
>>542437268No, go back to the previous thread and find them to do that
>>542436727I'm shy
>>542437314Now we're thinking with portalsWhy double edge sickle though?
>>542436727i wont reply to your posts unless you attach an image of huge anime boobs
What a cute guy
>>542437479I won't join your lobby unless you post an anime character I recognize
>>542437453It's not a real mad scientist build unless your creations have a good chance of killing you
>>542436006All sentries, no supply pack so you aren't actively throwing the game with the shitty nades
>>542437547I hope they keep the four arms. Squids look way more menacing with four arms
okoD ybboL
>>542437453I personally prefer the "safe" variant, but surely a real tech master doesn't need any unnecessary safeguards on his weapons
>>542437614the nades are goated for oversaars
>>542437779Farting in their general distance can kill overseers nigga
>>542437573based
schiggelz pop em in your MOUF
>>542437547Call it. Three Punisher shots? Four?
Why cant we just light the gloom on fire? Bugs HATE fire
>>5424382053 punisher shots, 5 breaker shots, half a liberator mag, but somehow only 2 diligence shots and exactly 6 1/2 dominator shots to the dick and balls wait that's a woman I mean squidgina and only 1 shot of my seed into it
How is ATe against Hive Lords?
wtf
I know there'd be a zero percent chance they'd be able to implement it but I want a weapon that can attack/tie down like the wherever you shoot to a point on the ground like Horizon
>>542436552My futurediver loadout:>scorcher>talon>arc grenades>laser cannon>warp pack>orbital laser>orbital EMSBecause theming, not because power.
>>542437942haha, raise the difficulty
What primary should you take with a poison gas themed loadout
>>542436803BWO????????
>>542439296but what's your fashion?
>>542437547I love saggy mandibles <3
>>542437547Dm me if you look like this
How useful is the arc thrower?
>>542438205One to the domeArms will only be 30% to mainLegs will be lethal but 700 hp each
>>542440134very funvery good for dealing with chaffokay when dealing with armored enemieswill occasionally give a full resupply to alliesbring the arc dog so you both can shoot them
>>542437547This babe can sate a full 4-man squad at once...
>>542440134it's not amazing but it is satisfying and consistent. it's one of those upgraded primary sort of support weapons like the stalwart
>>542440134I like it. Its not the best and its unreliability can be annoying but its really fun for chaff and stunning bigger units. But getting a feel for it can be fun.
>>542440442Is it actually stronger than blitzer tho?
9 days until Penis Inspection day. Have you been preparing?
fuck off max, copeg wants you back
>>542440706nta but they fill different rolesblitzer is like a shotgun while arc thrower has significantly more range and can chain several enemiesIf it's in my face I use the blitzer and for everything else I use the arc thrower
>>542440706>blitzer: hits up to 5 targets for 50 damage each at AP3>arc thrower: hit up to 4 targets for 250 damage each at AP7significantly
>>542440387>will occasionally give a full resupply to alliesDamn, didn't know that, I'll try it out with the tesla tower and ems mortar too, thanks anon :D
>>542440872I actually thought about playing darktide again for a bit. I forgot the flame in that game actually passes through units. Also I dont know who max is.
>>542440706When I run them both, I use blitzer for single chaff enemies or one enemy that I just want to get rid of quickly. Its still pretty good, but Arc thrower will beat it out if you want damage and stuns.
Anyone have a macro for the arc thrower?
>>542439457torcher or some kind of shotguncookout wouldn't be bad desu
>>542441164You'll end up zapping teammates much more often if you use one. Just get the slightly faster firerate timing down, it doesn't take long
>>542440134it feels anemic ever since they nerfed itit's ok, mostly for chaff clearI can't really think when I'd rather have it over something else, except maybe vs voteless in cities
>>542439457Amendment or Constitution
>>542440780how does one prepare
we're winning too much, get ready for joel going full apeshit mode next MO
Arc Thrower and Hover pack is legitimately a good combo.The angle lets you shoot over whatever would normally block the arc, and your aim isnt as effected by movement due to the way arc works so you can stay mobile while killing.
>>542441604A reminder he randomly threw in a squid invasion because he didnt check the map and realized we would get another siege so the enemy was able to magically stage an invasion while also being unable to defend itself due to lack of reinforcements. And he didnt nerf either resistances on either planet to reflect this situation.He is incapable of thinking 15 seconds ahead.On the other hand, he probably has some self-awareness and arrowhead is probably telling him to not be a bitch and rig MO's while the game is in the state that its in to piss people off even further.
>>542436691>radar booster with scout/unflinching to scan for patrol paths>can use servo assisted instead for more accurate and further placement>esr to clear the field>AT mines + dynamite for timed fuse>AT mines + esr for style points>AT mines + gp for practical manual detonation>shield emitter and/or mg sentry in the center of a minefield as bait>ems mortar in a gas minefield with a shield emitter
>>542441952Why did he do it?
>>542440134It's probably the slowest chaff killer
>>542442172why do you keep posting this when neither of these niggas is joel
>>542440780you got that robutt laying on a bed with that helldiver in the corner? I need it for... reasons
>>542442464This one or the other one?
>>542442638don't humor cuckfags
>>542442638I was thinking of the other one but this works too, thanks
>>542439521added to the list
>>542442813The one with the cat maid costume?
I'm convinced Hellmire on difficulty 8 isn't doable with randoms. Even if I meta the fuck out of my loadout the game is just relentless with it's enemy spawns and stagger/ragdolling and I can't trust anyone to have any corner covered cause they're all busy getting staggered/ragdolled to death.
>>542443067I found it on the archive, no worries
>>542443274Anyone on difficulty 8 is a shitter. You're just asking for trouble playing hellmire right now on any difficulty from 7-9
In under 2 hours both the defense of Hellmire and the liberation of Vog-Sojoth will be over. That's about 40% of the population freed up. Do we expect them all to goto Zea Rugosia or with Seyshel finally get the bump it needs to finish it off?
>>542443274you should always take at least one sentry because you cannot trust anyone>ac for bugs>mg for squids>rocket for bots
>>542443274Just don't play with utter newfags (anyone below 150 in 2025+0.8)
Post sexo dead helldivers, bonus if they're GFL girls
>>542443664brappa
>>542440134blitzer is fine the thrower is garbage
>>542440134I like it cause it stunlocks full overseer patrols. I have no idea if it works on hulks and warstriders though.
>>542440780>>542442638good news! 4chan has a thread where you can post off-topic slop!>>>/trash/78514184
>>542443856arc thrower is fun fuck you
>>542441604>Seyshel Beach>victory in 4 daystake the beachtake the beach….
>>542443898>He hasnt been preparingngmi....
>>542443856thrower is better than the blitzer desu wa
>>542443938the thrower is an intentionally shitty weapon they give you lying around any map like the break action shotgun
>>542444189now I know you're baitingthat's the AMR's job
>>542444189>shitty weapon like the break action shotgunskill issue detected
>>542441604>>542444059>play during dead hours>we get a percent ever couple of hours>sleep and wake up>america prime time>the percentage is the same or loweredI am developing a new schizo theory that the amount of divers the game shows is heavily botted and the number of players is so small that a small band of retards like myself actually do push a percentage a very high amount all by ourselves.
>He actually fights the hivelord when the only thing that matters is completing main objective then extracting.
>>542440134Makes me feel like a ghostbuster so I like it
>>542444513yes. If you don't fight the hive lord you are a nigger.
>playing games to have fun
>>542444495Only % of current players matters, not absolute numbers>>542444513If you don't want to kill the Hive Lord why did you go to the Hive Lord planet?
>>542444657If you liberate the planet they all move out.
>>542443879It stuns big boys, even warstriders with a couple shots. Neutralizing them
>>542444772Proof?
>>542444843Im a bug real-estate agent.
>>542444742Because it's the Major Order objective and defending the planet by completing main objective then fucking off to make the giant worm SEAF's problem is the only reason I am there.
>noooo I will not fight the worm its too scary>*dies 6 times* to it throught the mission anyway
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU CLOSE BILE TITAN HOLES THERES NO ACTUAL HOLE FOR A GRENADE TO GO INTO AND I SHOT 6 GRENADE PISTOLS AT IT AND NOTHING
>>542444836>Click on enemy for 4 minutes without killing it>"I'm doing something!">Everyone else just killing shit before it becomes a problem
>>542445080Need a big boom or a land a hellpod on it.
50th dive :)
>>542440134kinda shit but fun nerfed into shit but fun
>>542436353the arrows, not the obviously cheated infinite resupply super credits? arrows runs perfectly fine for me, and I can see them across the map, the modauthor literally tells you how to do it in the thread
>>542445057If I wanted to fight a giant HP sponge I'd play Monster Hunter, because those giant HP sponges actually have thought and movesets compared to this swedejank worm that exists only to be an environmental debuff you ignore, like a fire tornado or the eagle storm or the leviathans, not an actual enemy you're supposed to fight.
>>542439210rubberbands you into the stratosphere and you suddenly die under the map
wonder how fast they'll patch this one
>>542445080they have a higher requirement for what closes ithellbombs, ultimatums, hellpods, red stratagems, and baiting chargers to run into it are the only ways to close it.
>>542445080You need >=40 demo force so Ultimatum/Hellpod, OPS/500kg/Gas Strike/Silo or Hellbomb. Regular grenades (30 demo force) won't destroy them
>>542444836>stuns with a couple shotswe already discussed this when it happened, but in the absence of content... What ye holy fvck were they thinking with the status nerf? The game functioned perfectly fine for more than a year with that """bug""", so they could have just changed the actual weapon values to preserve the experience. Was it just vindictive? You can't tell me that status effects were overpowered, because it's always been easier to just kill things outright...
>>542444912My berserker wife's in the middle of completing her class B citizenship, can you recommend us a good super neighborhood to move to?
>>542445353Then why do I get XP for KILLING it? Eat shit libtard
>>542445080check the compendium on your super destroyer for tips on how to close them
>>542445481>Sven! They're complaining about bugs again! Fix them!>Sure thing boss (ignores the actual bugs and just "fixes" the unintended behaviours)
>>542445392Get BTFO purplefags,
>>542445561You get XP because Shitterhead are giving autistic players a pity reward for actually wasting 20 minutes of their lives slapping a worm with 4 moves to death.
>can just artillery ultimatums to break hive lord plates and still have GL to rape chaffs with the infinite supply packHellmire, more like... smellmire lol
>>542445893No it means you have to kill it. If you don't do the side objectives you don't get all stars which means you play BAD. Retard sissy faggot liberal.
>>542445893I agree with you but you said 20 minutes so I'm going to pretend you have a skill issue that negates your argument
>>542446039>smelltimatum criiiiiiiiiiiiiinge
>lvl 9 >clearly still not quite plugged in>didnt understand he should take the free dog>2 strategem uses>apologizes for not being much help>clearly doesnt understand the dogs and strategems boost kills>remind him leaving whatever shithole bush i mean super earth sends us to in the bird is a winmethinks some of you arent being nice to the n00bs
>used four anti tank emblacements on the hive lord>hit every shot>also three auto walkers >still alive
>>542446039your crutches, kingI'm going to try this for shits and giggles
>>542445481>vindictiveYes. Most of what Arrowhead does is out of spite.
>>542446450Explosive damage resistance is 100% on the inner parts.
>>542446124>If you don't do the side objectives you don't get all stars which means you play BAD.Nigga, I ain't loading arties or spinning the lidar dish ever again since I learned none of that shit actually gives liberation points.
>>542446450>auto walkernoob trap, gatling has more damage potential on the flesh
>>542446690fucking why WHAT ABOUT MUH REALISM MOTHER FUCKING
>>542443664guro yourself
>>542446525You need way too many Ultimatum shots>t. Tried with supply backpack
>>542445392what?
>>542446450:^)
>>542444330POIspawn AMRs are godlike because they don't have the ergo nerf and you can use them to open crates
>>542446695If you really are the ultimate MOfag who only cares about liboorating then fine.
>>542446842Please understand swedes are busy with their bbc fetish
>>542444932but nothing you do impacts anythingyou are 0.000003% at best
Apparently his entire PC is fucked.
Can you play with mods witb other people who don't have them? Like audio and ui mods
>>542442458Wrong
>>542447032>POIspawn AMRs are godlike because they don't have the ergo nerfthey have the same ergo as stratagem AMR's, tested using a mouse macro to replicate exact movement amount, direction, and speed.
>>542447241It's all client side so yes
>>542445223no I mean HD2, like a demake with ps1 models but everything else is the same
>>542447092>"Why yes, I do enjoy loooooading the arties for the 8 thousandth time! How could you tell?"I hope you get nothing but smoke arties for the rest of your time playing this game.
>>542447216Hopefully he hangs himself
>>542446935should be like 5 shots for one plate, right?
>>542447285I might have just placebo'd myself but when comparing the two when scoped-in I felt they had a noticeable difference
>>542446842Explosion resistance and durable damage are things that the original team designed and the current jeets have no idea how they should be used
>>542447285I thought AMR had different handling in FPV? Am I wrong?
>>542443274Just did it myself. Me and host low 100s with random 30-60s. Everyone but me kept getting killed and the lowbies kept bailing and getting replaced. Finally killed hive lord well after running out of reinforcement pool. Then managed to do objectives. Of course I got punted by a charger into a fagnado and died when no more reinforcements could be called in but the other 2 extracted.>>542443634Some of the worst players I come across are 150. Until they put in a level that has unlock requirements like best lvl 10 level means absolutely nothing in this game.once someone is high enough to upgrade their shit.
>>542447527to be fair, they are retarded ideas conceptually.
>>542447356I only get nukes, a reward for my dilligence and unbroken sense of duty
>>542446948the control group warbond was previewing the incorrect cape, and showing him the colorful meridian cape instead of the boring control group capehe bought the control group warbond based on this incorrect info, and now feels scammed because the cape display was bugged and misrepresented what was actually in the warbond
>>542447516>>542447559I can give that a test in FPV but there's nothing to indicate ergonomics changes between first and third person mode anywhere else.but this is sweden we're talking about so...
>>542447796I look forward to results.
>>542447285now do a comparison while scoped in, and one in FPV
>>542447796Nta but must be some insane placebo if ADS doesn't affect ergo and at the very least recoil
>>542448253ADS absolutely effects recoil but that's separate from ergonomics/handling
Randoms really joining d10 bugs on hellmire just to die 10 times each, waste all reinforcements and then ragequit, jesus.
Are we in mid october-ish range?
>>542448543Little niggas can’t handle the heat with burnados, predditors and the hive lord. They need to throw dragonroaches into the mix too.
>>542447285there is no way this is accurate, the ergo bug is well known to happen on the AMR and the DCS ever since attachments were added, because the guns were balanced as though they have the x10 scope with the shit ergonomics on them at all times, except for the AMRs you find at POIs
>>542436006>>542436006Okay >Try thisSeeker grenadesSupply packErupter/Warrant or scythe/machete or blitzer/senatorArmor that gives more grenades>StratsQuasar cannonMechShield relayMinesSentries/towerOrbital railcannonOrbital laserEagle strikes generallyAll fitting. You want a gadget build.
>is sometimes completely immune to stagger from melee
>>542448756you newfags really need to learn that shit only happens on tuesdays and thursdaysmid-october = middle of octoberthe middle of october is the 15ththe closest valid days to the 15th are the 14th, a tuesday, and the 16th, a thursday
The speargun is my new go to bug weaponJust solo'd the raise flag with a hive lord up my ass while we had 0 reinforcements only because that thing is amazing at getting all the enemies off your ass with precision gas bombsI heard it can also one shot charger butts I gotta practice that
>>542448993>one shots you in +125 armor
>>542448993Not just me then. Hate these fuckers.
>>542449091should've been using the shield slime
>the MO was always winnable!>this one was in the bag! Not before daddy Joel handed you the win. He fucked up with the Hellmire defense, and had to pull his most invisible lever.
>>542449079>hive lord up my asswhat's your go-to lube mix and warm up toys?
>>542449091>>542449197Predditor strain is designed in a way that letting enemies get close to you = mortal mistake.Which forces the most boring loadouts and gameplay styles possible.
Super earth doesnt want you to know this but this is how Hive Lords look.
qrd on what is so shit about the pineapple? are there any throwables aside from thermites?
I need an incendiary support weapon that isn't ass or on a million seconds cooldown per shot
>>542449992>pineappleshould be a chaff clear grenade. can't clear chaff>are there any throwables aside from thermites?yes
>a bit of earth moving below you>instakill/get launched 50m away somehowSomeone needs to off the fag in charge of making every single new thing ragdoll you
>>542449992>shit at killing one big thing because the bomblets scatter really far>shit at killing hordes because the bomblets are firecrackers with horrible damage and blast radius>shit at popping spawners because lol 3 max and a bomblet may jump out and chunk your health
Can mah vipahs verify
>Heh, stupid hellbabies. Joel is handing you the win by correcting a retarded mistake that made the MO unwinnable.
>>542449435I’ve been clearing them with Cookout and a jump pack
>>542450746I've been unironically liking the Halo shotty for preds. Consistently does one-two combo on pred stalkers where the 1st staggers and the 2nd blows their head off.
>>542450470nah peak physique is non-consensual brown skin
>>542450938Yeah, not quite a 1-2 punch with Cookout, but the stagger is great and it burns them down fast. One-shots the little bastard hunters, which are more of an issue for me.
>>542450404LC does incendiary technically
Any divers playing after escalation of freedom can't fight... All they know is drop they backpack, gas, be siege ready light, throw orbitals & die
>>542445482Class B? My stalker wife hasn't been able to get past Class C citizenship yet...
>>542451478forgot ultimatum and supply pack glitch.
>>542451172just use mods, only consoles are stuck with the brown arms gacha
no lobbies
>>542452920dedgame
Guys I'm struggling hard against d10 bugs. I like to always bring 500kg, orbital laser and the jetpack. What else should I bring so I stop getting owned by chargers and titans?
stealing a dropped dog is sick
>>542453401Bring an anti-tank weapon
>>542453401EAT more
>>542453401EATs. You sure it's BTs and Chargers and not chaff? Don't bring the memepack and pick a sentry
>>542453532I tried the commando but it takes like 4 shot to kill a single bile titan so I gave up on that. I also tried EATs but I'm always being swarmed by bugs and can't reach them after they drop.
>>542452317everyone else still sees you as the blackest gorilla nigger while you see yourself as whiteyou're literally uncle ruckus
Lobby soon
>>542453639Bring Quasar. Also make sure to always carry at least one eat, the cooldown is short enough to use them liberally. You can also use the EAT pod itself as a weapon it will one shot chargers if you land the beacon on its back.
>>542451441>isn't ass
Give me some good support weapons for bugs bros. Been using the HMG but feels like there could be better options
>>542453634Jump pack is good for preds. Helps maintain distance and acts as an oh shit switch in the event that you get surrounded.
>>542453972grenade launcher is goated
>>542454009What really helps is killing them with actually useful stratagems
>>542453759DER HE IS, TROOTH ENFORCAH, THERES THAT VILE DISSIDENT STINKIN UP THIS FINE SUPER EARF COLONY
Odds I host a lobby on hellmireEvens I don't
>>542453401Drop the orbital laser for EATs.>>542453972EATs are the gold standard for me, but you can also never go wrong with an autocannon.
>>542453759
>>542454110do it drop an sos and leave
>>542454068>wuh weely hehp is—I’ll stop you there, you dumb nigger, because I can already tell you don’t play above D5.
>>542454074DA SUPA EARF YO SEY?
>>542454343I'm not the one having issues with >bugs
>>542454343nta but>jump away>hunter/stalker immediately close the gap because fuck you
>542454434I have been clearing bugs with a jumper and a shotgun all day. I’m sure you’re not having problems on D5, lil bro.
>already won the helmire defenseDamn I wanted to play bugs
>>542454542So you're some random troon that decided to leak all over my reply to someone asking for help. Alright, go back to Discord
Is gas effective against bugs? Or are they resistant?
>Hovers over extraction for 20 seconds>Drops your mech on a light pole so you can't reach it>Sometimes they just drop your mech/vehicle like a hot piece of shit so it blows up on contact with the groundI can't handle these bantz from the Pelican pilots. I'm fighting for my fucking life and they think it's funny.
>>542454858it is effective
>>542454942Based. Fuck mechfags. Get out of your cuckcage and do something useful.
>>542454942the redpill is realizing FRV call-ins are just really long pelican fire support stratagems
What did Super Earth do about the JQ and Israel dilemma? Is Super Hitler canon? And did he do it aka did he did nothing wrong
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_3ZOwUIqyMDripku seems like the only other leaker to post their shit now. Irons1ght was a attentionwhore Frenchie anyway.
>>542454858I cant stop laughing at that gif. Looney toons shit. Why did he nibble the guys ass
>>542455280>Is Super Hitler canonHe was supposed to be canon but that content (voting for a super president) got scrapped :(
>542454742>muh troons did disFucking embarrassing. He was asking for help from people who actually play, not some jawjacking shitwit who doesn’t know what the fuck xhe’s talking about.
>>542448910>>542447876Don't fall for webmfag bad faith webms retards.
>>542453839Ended up just going with pubs
>>542455582looks pretty aids. thankfully they scrapped them and this is footage from an older build
>>542455659Still makes me mad we couldn't vote for a president. Gimme some choice Joel
>>542455280Yeah he's literally me.
>convince 3 pub randos to work together and kill the woim instead of ignoring it and getting wiped like last time>pull it off and complete the missionFeels good
>>542455582buy an ad dripku
>>542455630it's stagedhe has like 10 more tiktoks of the exact same thing where he puts fart spray up to the intake fan of the inflatable rat suit
>Helldivers 2 kills Ohdoughs PC when he was alt-f4ing out of the game to try and avoid War Striderslmao thats what you get for playing like a bitch
>play Helldivers 2>weeks of literally nothing>pc shits itself and dies a mere day before ODST warbond>still unfixed to this day>missed out the only time in helldivers where shit happenedWoe upon sweden
>>542435557Arrowhead should make a SMAW with a functional spotting rifle with the same ballistic drop, that way I'll save ammo zeroing in
>>542457170clip???
>>542457170You might as well just post twitter screenshots
>1758434947662000buy an ad gucci
>>542436006>epoch>ultimatum>variable>frv>OPS
>>542457940Its nothing too exciting. The video just abruptly cuts out.
>>542457292literally nothing happened, the game is in the worst state it's ever been in since the last time it was in its worst state
542457994Why does this nigga act like saying a streamers name is like saying Voldemort's name?
542458160Why does this nigger keep talking about literal who retarded e-celebs instead of playing the game?
542458256>instead of playing the game?NIGGA DID YOU READ WHAT I TYPED? I aint playing russian roulette with swedish code
Who cares bro? It doesn't matter. Just let the swedejank blow your computer up.
>>542458313Just don't alt f4?
>>542453919giga-shitter opinion
>>542458656No, it's the objectively correct opinion.Its TTK is way too slow against everything and it has no utility, it's an ass weapon. It doesn't matter that it can kill almost everything in the game, because it's still an ass weapon.Thinking otherwise is a giga-shitter take, if anything.
D10WE'RE FUCKING THE SQUIDSsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242857900964/76561198968546504
>>542455280IIRC Super Israel got glassed during the Illuminate invasion a few months ago
>>542458580I doubt alt-f4ing alone is what caused it.
>>542459204CURRENTLY 3/4
>>542455582>"They need to nerf these guys"Holy fuck, can this playerbase get any more whiny and retarded.
>>542453919You're not wrong, but what there's all of two other options, one of which doesn't apply and one of which if not ass ought to be significantly better. I'd say that one day they'll give the grenade launcher programmable ammunition, but they know they'd make more money selling Grenade Launcher (Napalm), Grenade Launcher (Gas) and Grenade Launcher (Gas) in separate warbonds.>>542459349All the cities did except Super Stockholm and Super Shanghai. Which is a shame, I was hoping they'd glass Super Stockholm too.
>>542459608>"Everyone except me is good"Maybe because you (like arrowhead) thinks "Endless ragdolling + hyper aggressive enemies + one shots = good gameplay"
>>542459204>WE'RE FUCKING THE SQUIDSBased.
>>542459204FVLLNOW DIVING
>>542459973lower the difficulty
>>542460196i accept your concession
>>542460257What did I "concede" to? The game has never been more easier than it is now. All you did was self report on how shit you are at the game.Lower the difficulty.
>>542460257>>542460429
>>542460456I accept your concession.
>>542453972HMG is about the worst support weapon you could bring to bugs because it fares poorly against large chaff groups. As in, the only ways you could do worse are with the AMR, Railgun, Wasp, or joke weapons like One True Flag and Break Action Shotgun.MG-43 is a strong all-rounder that can deal with almost everything you'd ever want to kill while also having very high ammo capacity. Grenade Launcher is much the same but exchanges ammo capacity with crowd clearing and spawner destruction. Quasar gives you an AT weapon that doesn't require stationary reload and also has infinite ammo that's nice for plinking Shrieker Nests and Spore Spewers. And so on and so forth.
>>542460429>DEBATE ME, BRO!
>>542460612>quasarI prefer EATs because you can drop two chargers fast or have a spare around for a teammate, and you can use the fast call-down to pop bugholes and even the biletitan holes
>Gucci SlippersThread ruined.
>>542460980Lower the difficulty
>>542460908>you can drop two chargers fast*three
>>542459204>>542460039ONE MAN DOWN3/4JOIN JOIN JOIN
>>542453972>>542460612I just had a great game with the HMG, idk what to tell you except don't waste too much ammo and bring an appropriate loadout
>>542459204>>542461398FVLL
If there's another shitty squid or bot order after this I swear to GodI miss the caves of oshaune
>>542462129you know you can just go there any time, right? gas is free
bugs is fun(shrimps)
>>542462129Isn't patch soon. Maybe oshune MO when it hits and rupture bros are back
>>542462129Youre allowed to go there whenever you want, stupid ass. And dont try to act like there hasnt been a Hellmire defence in every MO lately.
I don't play the MO cause 1. They're too fucking long2. That's where the majority of people congeal aka the shitty players who run the reinforcements out 5 minutes into any mission3. I get the rewards for not doing them anyway
>>542462394oh, ok.
>>542462394
>>542462492>>542462518Y'all cream and scream for my opinions then go and act like you don't care afterward.
>>542462394*sigh* take my updoot and get out
>>542462591thats crazy.
>"So youre tellin' me theres a bunch of retards that made a vidya game and it literally kills yer computah and people pay for it? And on toppa' dat some dickcheese named 'Joel' runs his cute little warhammah wannabe powah fantasy at da playas expense? I cant tell whos more fuckin' stupid. Da Sweeds or da gamahs"
>>542463024im actually glad that tuber got his computer bricked because now all his fans will throw a shit fit and force the swiggers to work on a fix
For me it's HMG, Gatling Sentry, Gatling Barrage, Strafing Runhttps://streamable.com/k7j9qk
>>542463127I actually wonder if you can build a case in court for that.
what strats do i take with a dog and mg?used to do mg, orb, eagle, sentry
>>542463313probably not>improper shutdown procedure, we are not liable, yadda yadda
>>542463351eagle airstrike or strafing runeats or quasar
>>542463351some kind of anti-heavymaybe even two
>>542463351eat and walking barrage
>>542463373>"What if his computer just did that?"
>It's another "no one shoots the Watchers and a million shit spawns at once" episodeMy favorite!!
>>542463313>If the software caused this issue, how many people were affected?>Umm... out of millions... only some random shitter with a YT account... allegedly
>>542463813Just throw a few barrages?
>>542464012>Assuming the Swedes wont do backroom Surstruuming based intimidation with the judge
>>542464012The court will have ohdough solo d10 bugs live in the courtroom to prove he's not a shitter otherwise the case gets thrown out
>this was the last thing he saw before his pc broke
>>542464405And it has to be Predditor Strain on Oshuane
>>542463471>>542463518Nta but why would you take two support weapons?
>>542464412She's too dangerous to be trusted
>
>see what's the deal about this guy>some onions neckbeard faggot seething for 1 hour 22 minutes straight because he can't seat his gay colors RAM properly or some equally dumbass shit
>>542464870This reminds me, actually. Does fire make them move slowly? I'll get in their face and I can just slowly step away while im going full throttle with the flamethrower.
Getting back into the game after 440 days or so (as per the rewards I was spammed with upon getting in the game)There aren't as many new things as I'd thought there would be. Like not that many new strategems and stuff. But maybe I'm just not realizing how many new things there are. I don't recall environmental effects being in the game which is cool. I seem to have a good chunk of things bought from the cutting edge warbond and the starter warbond. It's a shame all this costs money to activate, I'd love to get the odst stuff. Anyways I'm not sure what I should be doing, or like where I should be fighting or what weapons are good. I have the LAS 16 Sickle equipped but I'm pretty sure it's ass. I always used the arc thrower in every game constantly.
>>542464870this is me btw if you even care when you're being mean this is who ur being mean to
>>542464931>"I just skipped to the middle of the video and watching for 5 seconds then based my entire opinion around that"
which endgame ship upgrade is the most patrice o'neal tierits the mortar one fuck you
>>542464870Lower the difficulty.
>>542464981Why did you put a fleshmob sticker on your onahole?
>>542464870>I will put a reddit logo on the objectively right guy
>>542465063You dont play the game.
>>542464963SYBAU...
>>542465152Don't tell me to shut up :(
>>542465054Summarize it for me. Also shave and lose weight, you look pretty bad
>>542465131
>>542465235>He doesnt know what I'm talking aboutThats worse than not playing the game.
>>542465063lower the HRT estrogen dose
>>542465185Oh, youre the anon that keeps wanting people to post pictures of his back
>>542465365Summarize the video
>>542465279Oh, I know. Lower the difficulty.
>>542465365It's only right that if I'm forced to see how face then it ahpuld be balanced out by an equal amount of his back
>>542465080>t. redditor
>>542465397>Posts his kill countImagine being this clueless and doubling down on being clueless
>>542465387Hes just doing basic computer troubleshooting which included, but not limited to, replacing his ram.
do not respond to gucci "lower the difficulty" slipper, do not give the brownoid a crumb of attention
>Host runs into someones mine>Kicks me for it>I didn't even have mines in my loadout
>>542465584He knows what you posted.
>>542465584He didnt like your vibes.
I cant believe the Alpha Commander bricked his pc....
>>542465584>call down mech>hop in>teammate immediately blows me up>coming down in hellpod, don't know who I'm aiming at but I'm aiming for anyone>hit fag dead on, killing him >insta kicked
>>542464775EATs are basically a red. You only use them for a few seconds then swap back to your main support weapon.
>>542465387He flew into a rage and killed then fucked a hooker.
>>542465456you got btfo, lil pup. Just take the L.
>>542465742Bratty alpha... needs correction...
>>542465856>Delayed response>Most likely him googling itYou used to have to pay for comedy gold like this.
>>542465921It's called playing the game, lil pup. Maybe you should try it, so you don't get btfo next time.
>>542466112>Now hes intentionally delaying his responses to try hiding itYour jester bloodline kicked in
>>542466112>>542466129Kiss already niggers
>>542466129SHUT UPSHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
>>542465131Post time played, purchase date, kill count and clip of you engaging a group of Fleshmobs
>>542466308>He STILL doesnt get what I'm talking aboutYoure starting to bore me.
>>542459204>>542461776NOW 3/4JOIN NOWWE DIVIN' CITIES, GENE IS OPEN
>>542466356Read and follow the instructions >>542466308
>>542466410>Already repeating himselfYour jester blood has been thinned. Shame...
>>542466474Follow the instructions >>542466308Are you a bot?
>>542466519If I were a bot i wouldve told you why youre clueless
>>542466679Post proof that you own the game
>>542447216>"pc master ra-"
>>542466718Post proof youre not clueless
>>542466775
>>542466775Starting to think you're a troll. Are you a troll? Do YOU play the game?
>>542466751Imagine paying another company to utilize your own internet in a Peer 2 peer game
oh my science, what is THAT?
>>542466893Leaked bot mothership
>>542466804>>542466810>Now hes phone postingC'mon now
>>542466893Bot ship. Coming 2027
>have 70 hours in the game >only lvl 44How?
>>542466893>Reskinned down overship mission>That was a lot of work, time to go on break :)
It's settled now. Doesn't own the game, doesn't play the game, or doesn't play enough to back up his claims. That's the person behind fleshmob posts
It's settled now. Hes absolutely clueless and doesn't even know how the game works. That's the person behind lower the difficulty posts.
>>542459204>>542466378FVLL
>>542444843Super ice deports them
>>542467290Got Sweden'd. Go on without me... 3/4 now
>>542467075Oddest thing for me is seeing sub 100's running gold eagle or model citizen. Happens more often then I'd think it would.
>>542467789Gigacasuals coming back to their fotm impulse purchase every 4-6 months to play 3 missions (like >>542464963)
>>542459204>>542467374>join game>crash 30 seconds later when walker fires the beamnuke sweden
>>542459204>join game>pick up AC>crashhaunted lobby 2 spooky 4 me
>>542466893>Giving the one unique mission the ayys had to the bots, other than "blow up the spire" which is solved by hellbomb backpack in a minute's time.
d10 anyother lobby is legit cursedsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242862749764/76561198027910192
Can the Han Solo Silo kill squid ships?
>>5424683753/4
>He clicked on the cryptominer injection lobby linkOhnonono
>>542459204>>542467374>>542468164>>542468220OVERwe fucked the squids too hard bros
>>5424683753/4 cmon one more
>>542468375still 3/4get in
>>542468375fvll
I want to play but I am legit terrified Helldivers 2 will kill my PC
FUCK IT. TAKE THE WHEEL, SUPER JESUS
>>542466893At least he admits being bad
dedgamededthread
>>542468497segs with migu
>Hellmire reclaimed>Only squids left>Playercount plummetsWhy even have squids in the game?
warbond trailer today game saving patch tommorow trust the plan
>16,655 PC players online.>11,729 console players online.Grim, if this was just a console game.
>>542457292the only real happening was griffing new xbob players you still can get the odst warbond so you didn't miss much
>>542470841Affirmative!
>13 k players difference in 24 hoursactually ded game...
>>542470810>>542471939death to joel and death to sweden they managed to kill this game twice
>>54247215813 k less players*
wtf goin on maigne, I had an "s0" dead the whole last game, but he was running around doing shit without a nameplate above his head, it said dead or reinforce since I landed, now I got a chinese ghost in my ship and literally nobody is here
>it's another quickplay illuminate brick mission>and the gates are already broken while there's only 2 missiles launched while the entire area is just filled to the brim with too many enemies to clear at that joining point, and everybody else was dead while i got six meatbobs, four elevated overseers, three harvesters and two dozen voteless on my ass before i can even hope to reinforcei don't like quitting missions, but that one was fucked.
Reminder: Your duty as a helldiver is only to accomplish the main objective. Everything else is SEAF's domain. That giant worm harassing you for 10 to 20+ minutes? That's Blueberry-chan's problem, not yours.
>>542469032dont record anything while playing, dont use windows 11 and u bigro chillums
>>542472335You're haunted by a creepypasta cursed .exeHave fun anon
>>542472395The gates on ayy bricks mission are completely cosmetic because a single harvestor's eye beam will bring it from 100% to 0% in a second.
>>542472446WHO THE FUCK IS S0 >I WAS FUCKING S1
Please! I want harder battles AH...
>>542472637solo oshaune d10
>>542472335>haunted by chinksits over xiao zhu
>>542472158and it's been only less than 2 months since xbox brought a million sales! That means the xbox launch has brought net negative player retention LMAO
>>542464952no, fire doesn't do any slowdown, it just does DoT, gas/poison also doesn't do that either despite being a mayor thing in the first game, all it does is "disorient"/"confuse" them into charging "randomly", which can still include them perfectly tracking you "randomly"
>>542473008I was thinking fire had a hidden effect on fleshmobs
>>542468375ggs fellow abdominal mayonnaise enjoyers
>>542468375geegee
>>542468375GGs
>>542473201oh no
>>542473273ALICE! ALICE! ALICE!I'M GOING TO ALICE!YOU'RE HIDING ALICE AREN'T YOU?
>>542473201>braaaaaaaaaap
>>542473273arisuge
>>542468375ggs
>>542473417>can't shoot myself into the overship to rape squid women (squ'itches as I call them) would that it were so...
>>542466872Imagine Helldivers stopping you from playing Helldivers. Imagine unplayable framerate. Imagine download size that's twice what it should be for no reason.
>>542473620>Imagine unplayable frameratebut enough about consoles
>>542473417>the bouncei chuckled
>>542473717Consoleplebs are able to play the game.
>>542453972Quasar or autocannon.
>>542474312>quasarYou miss typed EATs.
>>542453972Flamethrower if you're the host and AC if you're not
See you on thursday, Space Justice
> diving squids. God help me> waiting at extract. Patrol appears, sees me at 100m out, starts running. Very flat ground.> throw 500kg to kick things off > strat ball lands in middle of them. They stop running at me and swarm it like fucking moths> bomb kills 38 in one shotDid squids always do this? I've never noticed that before, just swarming things like turrets.
>>542475215The voteless got swarmier + they got their AI buffed to be more aggressive.
>>542475215500kg lies about how many things that it kills
>>542473993Yeah, I guess 30FPS is considered playable if you have enough brain damage.
>>542474498I think quasar is better, but both are viable
>>542475215>>542475323it does feel like there is a lot more voteless nowjust flamethrower them
>>542473620And this, children, is what it looks like when someone has a nerve touched.
>>542464870Idc about fleshmobs being bullet spongesI care that they defy physics by scaling vertical walls and clipping through buildings. It's absolutely an enemy you should be able to lead into a hole, trapping it and set fire to.
>>542475323Swarming red strategems now then? I mean, that's handy, just didn't know they did that. It's literally suicide lol>>542475578I think they all overcount. A patrol is 30 plus overseers? It killed every single member of the patrol. >>542475710I'm enjoying fire grenades thrown in their path to me and watching them burn. I always kms with any flame weapon but grenades are working well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6FBuZjMbPkBoys we might get a new kino mission in the future
>>542477067Looks boring as fuck>turn on console and clap
Lobby doko
>>542475215I see them run into gas a lot
yfw?
>>542477207It uses existing assets and forces player to clear and hold area. I usually try to run up to it, drop hellbomb and run away rather than clearing everything.
>>542477907If they don't start spawning SC then thats a kick.
Lobby. steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242868034232/76561198120804312Bots.
>>542478383But the MO is squids...
Its weird that the bots are fragile shits while squids are buff mini tanks compared to them
>>5424783832/4
>>5424783833/4
>>5424783834/4
>>542478982>>542479052>>542479068wow
>>542477907漢語わからないよ
>>542477907CHINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>542478602indeed all bots need armor upgradesI say this without a shred of irony
>>542479582and you're retarded, so that's that
Are you prepared to be disappointed by tomorrow's patch?
>>542478602>AP3 armor on raider>aimbot rocket raider just like before imagine the seething
SC lobby farm because fuck sweedes steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242868944817/76561198878711915
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>Increase minumun bot armor to ap2>Lower health so that the -45% damage doesn't actually change anythingHire me Arrowhead
Cyro guns when
>>542479849Private lobby bros...
>>542480376try againsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242869426886/76561198878711915
>>542480156>the -45% damageand just like arrowhead's current employees you get basic information about how the game works wrong. you'd be perfect
>>542480673>you'd be perfectKek, I forgot they changed it.
>>542480831and even then it was -50%, not -45%
So how commonly is HD2 bricking pcs? Kinda scared to play it now
>>542481512>Kinda scared to play it nowSame. It froze for like 3 seconds and I legit thought my entire PC was dying but luckily it was only HD2 and only did it once.
>>542481512Only bots make me freeze at D5+ but the other 2 run fine idk why
>>542481512fairly often aparently, ive already seen 6 cases, 2 of these being content creators (Clay, OhDough)Its funny... until it happens to you, aparently it either fries the CPU or the storage.Not to mention GameGuard is running all the time from what i've read, not when you only open HD2. I've also seen people claim other games run better with HD2 uninstalled because of gameguardAt this point is safer to play with a gameguard bypasser or just straight up uninstall it
>>542480618>can finally get some new fucking weaponsThank you gamer
Eagle smoke makes squids a joke
>>542481512Got a freeze for about 5s the other day, first time evenCrashing here and there but never a freeze, a bit spooked desu
>>542482185slimy tentacles types this
>>542482172np game crashes at times when you try and call it in again
>>542481512Did some research and its even causing some peoples PCs to shut off entirely without warningWHAT THE FUCK DID THESE SWEDES DO WHEN CODING THIS????
>>542482185I never trust smoke in games The enemies all have fake computer eyesDoes it really make the mobs leave you alone
say what you will about darktides initial performance at launchit never just flat out took peoples PCs out back and shot it
>lowers the difficulty>kidnap level 2 to my ship>crank the diff to 10>hivelord shows up>*level 2 has left the squadron*
>>542482629Drop it gas with it
Don't be fooled, AH is not going to fix the performance or crashing problem in the next patch. They always say they're looking into it, but they never do anything about it. Just going to stop playing until these retards are forced to fix this shit, embarrassing to have a good game be raped by incompetent swigger handling
>>542482567i thought it was an SSD thing that had to do with windows 11
>>542481958You can uninstall gameguard and Helldivers will still work?
>>542483046>looks into it >ohfuck damn thats bad>stops looking
>>542483075no, you have to use a cheat that bypasses Gameguard
>>542483196the irony
>>542483046>>542483153Of course they dont think its that bad. Swedes eat rotten, fermenting fish that has a stink so rancid its banned on airplanes and swedes say its a "delicacy"
>>542478383GGs
>>542483046Key words are "Start chipping away at" Meaning they *might* decide to do something after shitting out whatever slop theyre making now which will just more likely exacerbate issues.
>>542483616they recently made a post that the game is 130gb instead of 40 so it runs better on hdds and every file is on your pc 3 times.half the people commented they had to put it on a hdd becuase its too big. they are hopeless
new unit leakyou rike?
Why are the squid ships fleshy?
>>542484074Running theory is squids use bio-machines.
>>542483068It seems to be a variety of issues that are loosely correlated. The SSD issue seems to be from a new problem introduced by a recent Windows 11 update, but it might also be related to an interaction with HD2's anticheat.Some people are showcasing that the game shuts their PC off when attempting to load the game while others are finding that its preventing their PC from going to POST entirely. Its likely that the crash on load is SSD related while the POST issues highlight potential damage to the RAM, CPU or motherboard.There seems to be enough evidence to suggest that the load crashing is directly linked to the SSD damage caused by the Windows 11 update and the damage prevents loading large files properly which would explain why Helldivers 2 struggles here. I haven't seen enough reports of bricked PCs unable to POST though, so it could be related, but that might just be confirmation bias while Helldivers 2 is in a poorly optimized state at the moment. Just as well, kernel-level anticheat could also be fucking with hardware for all I know, so I wouldn't write off the possibility entirely.Eye-catching Robutt for attention.
If you're continuing to play this game on PC you are openly spreading your PC's anus to get reamed by the bork borks and their dogshit coded game.
>>542484128Overseer armor does look organic, like insect shell, yea
Well at least with only 20k players the liberation process is a lot smoother
>>542484483>to succeed in MO progress, we need the game to diebravo sweden
>>542484074ever seen sea creatures?
>>542483046God i love Eagle-1
This is Magicka 1 all over again. These devs have literally not learned a thing since. They're still making games that are coded like garbage. Except now their latest game can fully brick your PC.
>200k subs>50-500 k views on average >does nothing but play HD2 every day>in debt how
>>542484158thats not true tho bc I like the game
>>542485140>Destroys the player count with a single videoI KNEEL
hate squiggers, hate squikes, squomos, squeaners, squetbacks, squeegroids, hate squongoloids, squockroaches, sqypsies, squinese, squapanese, squapaho, squindians, palisquidians, squidreali, hate dual citizens with squidreal. simple as.
>>542484729Hellbomb now
>>542485583https://www.mediocre-studios.com/products/helldivers-2-helmet-b-01-tactical-diyThere you go bro, find an angle you want and stop embarrassing yourself with paint
>>542485140With how retarded this guy is, I wouldn't be surprised if it was something completely unrelated and he just blames Helldivers anyway
>>542486030thisfuck swedes but first and foremost fuck ecelebs
>>542486030i mean he booted up the game and crashed right in pic related. I also get freezes there for a few seconds or when you see the ship right before this scene. Actual malicious coding
d10 any steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242874122109/76561198066017633
>>542486030This game is so chock full of bizarre bugs it would not be out of the realm of possibility that the sw*des made a concoction capable of bricking pcs somehow.
Worst part is we're nowhere near the actual patch. Swedes are going to drop another week long filler MO and pat themselves on the back next week
>>5424868053/4
>>542486413I had this happen to me, had to turn off my computer it froze so hard
YOU WILL DIVE ON THE SAME PLANETS OVER AND OVER
>>542486805full
>>542484067>Fleshroach>HP of a Leviathan, but no weakpoints>Flying charge has hitbox that is 5x larger than it looks like
>>542487767Sweden approved
After quickplaying into squids for the MO and dumping an entire MMG mag into a Fleshmob, I remembered why I don't play squids anymore
>>542486030if i was a sore swigger i would nuke the shit out of that obnoxious little entitled nigger as well. Hope their bricked xher PC and xher bank account
>want flamethrower fantasy>enemies are now attacking me but on fire as well>fire everywhere Pain
>>542488497If it turns out AH is just eliminating sloptubers that shit talk them, I take back everything I ever said about them and proclaim my eternal loyalty to Swedistan
>>542488497It is funny until it happens to you anon.
Spore burst strain is the easiest subfaction in the game
>>542487460The bugs can have Super Wales.
>>542481512to be fair helldivers 2 recently has been messing with my headset so bricking pc is not ou of the question
>>542488686this. I hate swiggers, i hate devs that think you are retarded, but i hate even more these subhumans CC who thinks that they lit and carry the torch of an entire playerbase.And this guy is one entitled piece of shit. It doesn't show it in his video very much, but if you catch one stream just watch 10 mins of it. It's PURE crying about EVERYTHING a solonigger can't do.
>>542488827i would gladly sacrifice my rig to kill the PC and the bank account of all these ecelebs wannabe
>>542488849>what if bugs... but they fart when they die?!This took them like 9 months.
>>542489036I mean sure but its a losing fight anon, they get more money than you and can just buy new parts while you probably cant afford a shiny new RTX 5090+9800X3D
>>542488917>It's PURE crying about EVERYTHING a solonigger can't do.Not only that, it's stuff that a non-shit solonigger could do but he fucking sucks at the game and he blames every skill issue on the game being shit
>>542488849More suicide constellations are needed>voteless with dark energy barrels embedded in their bodies>high pressure jumping bugs: faster jump velocities, better armor, explode when killed>infantry bots with who act as mobile artillery spotters: as in artillery fires on their position. Soviet Dog bots with backpacks: half explode and half jam signals (no discernible difference before death)
>>542488917>>542489452But the game is shit
>die>head back to pick up my shit>pick up flamethrower on the way>use it on bugs>they get set on fire but just hop to me and kill me anywaysWas I just using it wrong?
>>542489663spit ur shit indeed sistahNo but seriously the game is honestly shit
Where did everyone go?
Crimsica can get gloomed for all I care, I want us to finish the beach already
>>542491016>No content>No warbond>No patch>Filler MOs>PCs getting bricked>Battlefield 6 is outThere is no reason to play or post about Hd2 at the moment
>>542491016to play better games
>>542491016My guess is everyone is trying to figure out if the game can rape your computer for real. So far, I'm convinced it does.
>>542491301>soulless pvp slopI'd sooner reinstall darktide.
>>542491672>i'd rather reinstall more sweden slop
It wasn't enough for them to add kernel mode anti-cheat to the game, no, they had to go for the most toxic HIV+ anti-cheat on the market.They could've asked their Chinese masters for a discount on Anti-Cheat Expert to make it more affordable but nooooooo, you don't understandu, it HAS to be the ancient infected korean pile of shit.
Pitch: bouncing Betty bugs>pouncers, hunters (and shriekers)>slower than average movement>former can burrow like rupture strain, but slower, generally to escape gunfire outside of leap range. entire body is AV4>latter are huge but fly in pairs instead of packs, body becomes AV3>jumping bugs travel much faster when leaping. Explode as an AC flak round on death.>shriekers still do swooping passes, but explode like an airburst rocket on death. Will perform fast suicide dives if wings are destroyed
>>542491672>DarkslopAt least play something good swedeslop like Payday 2 or something
>>542491892I'm not too familiar with game development but wouldn't it be really easy to just switch to a different anti-cheat? Or is it spaghetti coded into the game or something and removing it completely destroys the game?
>>542491829Dice is Swedish
>>542492408yeah but this one works and runs well, doesnt brick my PC :^)
>have extremely invasive anti cheat system>game is still easily hacked by jeet and chink farmers
>>542492580it does tho
>>542492920works on my machine
Propose one (1) Bot subfaction and two (2) Squid subfactions NOW!
>>542492920People against Secure Boot are genuinely just luddites that hate new things because they are new.
>>542492275It's middleware and it isn't plugged into any gameplay systems, so it's relatively easy for them to switch from a technical perspective. The issue is cost. GameGuard is relatively cheap ($30k/year) and at this point they've already paid for it.EAC is technically free but only if you as a developer use Epic Online Services which AH didn't want to do (but FatShark did with Darktide) so if they wanted to use EAC they would have had to pay for the non-EOS separate version of EAC which is more expensive.This meant that the only simple to implement alternatives at the time were BattlEye, ACE, and Denuvo, which are all more expensive, so they went with GameGuard.
>>542493082same as helldivers2 works flawlessy on mine
>>542492920It was very funni to see the outcomes of people watching youtube tutorials on how to turn Secure Boot on and skipping past the very loud warnings of>SAAR YOU MUST DO THE NEEDFUL AND DISABLE THE BITLOCKER FIRST SAARSending BitLocker into recovery mode and rendering their PC unusable because they wrote their recovery key down on a post-it note that they lost years ago.
ggs mine squad
>>542492773>anti cheat>does nothing against cheatsSo what's the point of having anti cheat?
>>542493309Secure Boot isn't new you sperg and it's completely unnecessary and extremely invasive for a home PCIt's retarded for a videogame to demand you to have Secure Boot on
>>542494479Siphon your data and sell it to advertisers.
>>542494479It does do something - it prevents zero-effort cheating, which alone filters like 90% of would-be cheaters. You have to either buy an anti-cheat bypass or get into some sekrit club. The result is that the overwhelming majority of average matches are cheater-free, but if you REALLY want to hack that SC in, you are free to do so, given a bit of prior knowledge. It's the best way to approach cheating in a non-competitive PvE game, I really wouldn't have it any other way (cheaters galore or no way to farm SC for free in a reasonable amount of time).
>>542494646secure boot and TMP 2.0 has been enabled by default for me since it came out of the box years agokeep coping though
>>542492920I guarantee this is because people don't update their PCs correctly when they follow a shitty youtube guide for updating your boot sector from MBR to GPT. For the uninformed with more modern PCs, for Secure Boot to be enabled, you have to be able to use UEFI. If you're using an old install of windows from maybe, 5+ years ago with an older motherboard, you might have your boot sector formatted the old style; Master Boot Record (MBR). This is not compatible with UEFI. So, you can run a utility to update your boot sector to GUID Partition Table (GPT). However you can fuck this up in a number of ways, especially if you don't do your research and just blindly follow a guide. You can end up in a situation where your motherboard doesn't recognize your boot sector because it's set up in a legacy mode. The utility can use a different drive entirely to make the new boot sector because it gets confused, because they didn't unplug their other drives prior to conversion (command line programs are often very stupid and do EXACTLY what they're meant to do with zero safeguards). So yeah. I doubt very much that SecureBoot bricked anyones machine. The process to GET SecureBoot enabled probably "bricked" some machines because PEBKAC.
>>542494779The best anti cheat available that isn't even intrusive is getting the game banned in China.
>>542491301>better games>battlefield in 2025you don't have to play hd2, but also you don't have to live
at this point i want anti cheat so intrusive it licks my butthole as long as it means there is no cheaters
>bring ABRL>kill mog everyone
>>542491301>play bf6>its just bf3/4 games i played out a decade agoI can see why people new to gaming sees this as some great game but its already boring to me
>>542493282Big robot centipedeVoteless Helldiver Dead teammates get reanimatedBig cthulu guy
>>542494850Which just reinforces my point because Windows 11 forcing TPM and Secure Boot even on home computers was a move that was seen as unnecessary and stupid by most tech experts.It's something that should be left on office computers where that kind of security is beneficial, when you force it on home computers you open up a whole new world of possibilities for OEM tyranny.You're a nigger though so you can't think hypotheticals or even five seconds into the actual future.
>Log in >Arc Thrower daily>Crashed atleast twice mid mission Not off to a good start
>>542481512>>542481958idk but if HD2 doesn't get on top of the story (or problem, if there even is one) they're going to have a bad time. Nothing like a little Fear Uncertainty Doubt to kill your PC game sales.
>>542493282>BotsArmored division. Troopers are all MG raiders with AV3 shoulder and upper chest armor. Devastators all have AV4 armor. Berserkers have been reworked to have AV2 armor plating and glowing sword arms. Hulks are back to requiring 2 AT shots unless you slit or vent them. Gunships back to AV4. War Striders have AV5 armor but are given actual AV4 weakpoints. Basically it enforces weakpoint weapons and removes medium pen spam as a solution to bots. >Squid 1Since cultists are confirmed coming, relegate the Voteless to a subfaction and never use them again.>Squid 2Unification Regime. They expand their Voteless methods to bugs and bots. Powerful psionic overseers that command armies of squid-tech-enhanced bot and bug corpses.
>>542496187I'd be fine with voteless being gone if we got cool melee illuminate as the new grunts
I have predditor bug fatigue
>here's your APC bro!
>>542496682Fun mission luv drivin me shit hauler around
>>542496484You'r AC?Youre Halo Shotgun?You'are gas?
>>542496682I hope they use it more often for bot/squid missions or for sideobjectives.
what could helldivers learn from ESF?
How do elevated overseers even get affected by earthquakes?
>>542497614ship actual contenttext in a box telling us tales of giant factories we're going to liberate isn't contentthe giant factory is the contentand we're not fucking getting it
>>542497879Nerve gas
>>542497879A jetpack is like stilts, but instead of the stilts being made of wood or another solid material it creates stilts by pushing out gasses.If an earthquaka happens you'd still get shaken around on stilts, so this means you'd get shaken around on a jetpack aswell.Hope this helped you :)
>>542497879Earth shakes so the air shakes dummy
>>542465828That's really interesting
So when is their big fix supposed to drop?Somewhere this week or are they holding out for liberty day?
>>542500064Tomorrowthey're adding Justice AR, the APC and armored voteless
>>542500064>big
>>542464870>I AM SILLY
why are you guys voting Crimsica???? just gambit that shit Estanu is only 1% resist and we got 45 hours to capture itand vote Seasse it's only level 10 defense we can get rid of it quickly
>>542500260>armoured voteless>they don't armour the legs
>>542500542Do you think the average player is smart? Bro come on now......
>>542500542>votingI have opened the DSS menu maybe 10 times since its inception.
>>542464870truth nuke, only contrarian trannies thinks Fleshmob are good enemy design
>>542500542>>542500805>>542500967it's rigged by joel anyway, who cares he can modify the value whenever he wants and we can't even see the number of votes
>>542500542Jealous has completely failed to explain/establish thst we're supposed to be actively combating the spreading gloom and have made us play wholly defensively against it so people are probably apprehensive against big moves
>>542501152AUTOCORRECT PLEASE I KNOW YOU KNOW NAMES EXIST
>>542500414sex
>>542501152Joel = JealousIT ALL MAKES SENSE
Joel rigged my wife to have sex with other men
>>542501139I think fleshmobs can be improved but them being unarmored heavy enemies is a refreshing change of pace.It beats being yet another AT click enemy.
Joel rigged me to suck his dick and gargle his cum
>>542501449yes
>>542494863That's a lot of things to consider and figure out just to play a AAA Swedish release by EA...
>>542464870
>>542501953Lower the difficulty doesnt do shit my men those fat shits spawn on dif 1
>>542502120Mod the game
>>542502120So you actually need D1 to get even easier?
>>542501953
>>542502286fleshmobs are not fun to kill and they can spawn in groups of 4-6
>3 fleshmobs coming up on me>Run around corner, set down sentry with a good angle, lots of distance set up for them to get blasted>Prone and lie down ready to blast, just a second before they come arou->One of the fleshmobs decides to just clip directly through a buildilng>destroys my sentry before it can even turnI don't mind the fleshmobs, nor the watchers nor the elevated niggerseers, but forFUCK'S SAKE PLEASE FUCKING FIX THEM HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS SHIT FIX THEM.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242889512148/76561198024623656Lobbing a lobby your way, lobby seeker.
>>5425033344/4
I've changed my mind on fleshmobs. Magdumping an MG until you're out of rounds then swapping to a breaker until you're out of rounds then finishing off whatever's left with an Ultimatium feels pretty kino.
Gas mines in a choke point can pretty much single handedly win the game, its auto pick on bugs and squids for me
>>542504406This.But with actual mines.And on the objective.And i throw smoke grenades on it.
HOW TO CLEAN UP THE SQUID FRONT>never ever editionWe take Valmox and Kerth. This initiates a siege on Myrium. Then, cut across and take Mog, initiating a siege to Regnus. 5 planets for the price of 3.
>>542504762pointless because joel intervenes with a bullshit defense as soon as he notices what's going on
>>542505010>>never ever editionYes I agree. I just like thinking about what would happen if we were all smart and not a bunch of retarded gibbons.
I dont give a fuck if the gloom farts on a planet. In fact I would like to see if the playerbase throws the game lets super earth get blown up
>>542504762Joel is already in the process of wiping out any and all progress in the back sectors
>>542505134It's a bell curve.All stupid people don't understand the stratagy and all smart people understand stratagy is pointless when Joel just rigs everything.
>Personal Order: Fight an enemy you don't like with a weapon you don't like
>>542505807leveling up weapons on squids it is then
What are you bringing to fight him
>>542506015Thermiteggalternatively orbital laser just to get rid him, he quick
>>542505746It’s not ALL rigged we had Seyshel Beach in the bag the other night with 4 hours to go then suddenly 10,000 Helldivers went to MO worlds at the last second.WHY
>>542506015110s because they line up perfectly to hit the glowing red weakspot on the top.>inb4 its glowing and red but not a weakspot
>>542506015RR and aim for the feet easy
>>542506015one RR tap anywhere on body gg bye next enemy RR tap anywhere on body gg bye next enemy RR tap anywhere on body gg bye next enemy RR tap anywh
>>542506460Orb laser is smart>>542506718>>inb4 its glowing and red but not a weakspotCorrectAlso explosives dont work on this guyMovie said only its claws can break its own armorLasers could work>>542506720>>542506732Maybe if you hit the joints
>>542506015Nighty night.
Fighting the illuminate would be so much better if they just removed the voteless, or actually fixed their spawning so you aren't constantly getting a swarm materializing inside your asshole.
>People care about strategyWhy? Besides unlocking a strat/weapon who gives a shit where the zerg goes?
>>542506015Him
>>542507000>Also explosives dont work on this guyGood thing 110s deal 600 balistic damage and only 200 explosive.
>>542507306Uh oh stinky
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242889512148/76561198024623656Le gloom meme lobby.
>>542507209>slaughter everything around me in a 50m radius so I can take out stingrays>zero in on stingray and a voteless in mid-attack animation clips into existence right next to me and fucks up the shot
>>542507209>lining up a shot on a stingray>hear voteless>turn around>no voteless
>>542507446Cool lobby faggot
>>542488917The fact that he's so obviously a redditor, a soiboi and a faggot all from the get go just by looking at him, and hearing his voice for more than 2 minutes is enough for me.Makes me worry intensely about your ability to do threat (faggot) assessment.
>>542507350gottemand that makes so much sense why I always get minced by those no matter what with explosive armor on but will live a 500 or ultimatum if I’m prone
>>542507446>unironic trooncord lobbyYikes, sweaty.
>>542507209One must always assume there are voteless, doing anything naturally means voteless.>playing the objectiveVoteless>trying to line up shotsVoteless>doing nothing wearing sneaking armorVoteless>killing votelessAlways more voteless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6FBuZjMbPkLamest fucking shit ever
>>542507692>>542508035What? What are the fuck are you anons smoking? It's just a lobby.
>defense mission>magically all the cities instantly fell and we have to secure them all over againShouldn't the cities help protect the fucking planet?
>>542508264Did you set it to private dingus?You have to set it to public and just make sure not to select a mission until everyone joins so that no pubbies show up.
>>542508071Votel as are the most annoying enemy in the game only because of how staggered the mobs are. You’ll fight 5, then 20, then 4 more trickle in, then 1 more, then 6 more, then 2 more, then 1 more, then 2 more, then 1 more, then 1 more, then 1 more, then 1 more, then 2 more, ok are they all gone final—then 3 more, then 1 more then 1 more then you can turn the Lidar dish then you get killed by the fleshmob that was creeping over to you the whole time and just lumbered up and swatted you off the dial.
>>542508264you just reposted someone else's linkwhat's this autism
Good morning, fellow fascists.
>>542508398>>542508587Well that's fucking weird. Here try again.steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242893216486/76561198120804312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVYKgOunbsA>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVYKgOunbsAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVYKgOunbsA>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVYKgOunbsA
>>5425087673/4Host got his shit together
>>5425087673/4
>>542508274I believe the idea isn't that the city is lost but that the operations are assisting the SEAF in actually securing the city. Really a big issue is we really need more missions built around the SEAF to kind of sell what they are doing on the main fronts the Helldivers are naturally not normally deployed on.
>>542509163The city's environment is also completely infested which is dumb. Defense missions from cities should be noticeably easier
>>542509068>16 minQRD ? I ain't got time for the usual blabla bullshit
>>542509326>We are taking this very seriously and we will deal with this quite soon
>>542509326tl;dractual content delayed, they're """"""focusing"""" on fixes
>new bot subfaction >Blitz brigade>Higher tank spawn rate>Troopers get higher HP>New tank with a Jammer on top of it>New flame tank>Send out a bunch of attacks on the Galactic map at the same time only the attacks have a very low resistance and can be stopped easily with coordination
>>542509306Well in a perfect world there would be two tilesets for liberations vs defenses, and also would be more different missions as well. Like it's kind of odd to get evacuations missions on liberation campaigns especially on planets that have been in enemy control for a significant time.
>>542509068>aside from performance topic, actual nothingburger topicssasuga sweden
>>542509068>they're taking it "seriously">content delayed>the helldivers universe is "partly shaped by the players"
>>542509068He's talking so much so far in this video about player agency and choice. Like dude, what the actual fuck are you talking about. You let Joel sit there and fucking railroad EVERYTHING what fucking player choice and input are you fucking on about??
>>542509413>>542509471So, 60 Day Patch Part 2 in everything but name?
>>542509068
>>542509068>pet in frameAh, yes, the apology video tactic. All they're missing is a deep sigh at the beginning and a ukelele.It's not gonna get better, is it.
>>542509068>muh creek muh creek muh player made narrativeYOU DESIGNED THAT SHIT OUT OF THE GAME YOU FUCKING IDIOT SWEDES YOU LITERALLY MADE THE CREEK IMPOSSIBLE NOW YOU FUCKING JOELISH MOTHERFUCKERS HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU SIT THERE AND TALK ABOUT PLAYERS DOING ANYTHING WHEN YOU STAMP OUT ANY INDEPENDENT ACTION WHATSOEVER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Let me guess, you need more?
>>542497879uhhh... i-is that the supper bell ringing? gotta go before they're out of meatballs!
>>5425104675k people are creeking RN (right now) on the beach you spastic.
>>542510812>imblyging the beach is somehow the creekLook at the fucking pathetic resistance rate and tell me this isn't another joelish trick. It might as well be a free win and the community still has to fight tooth and nail to make a CRUMB of progress.
>>542510560I like to tandem it with EAT to augment its merely decent performance vs heavies but yeah everything beyond that is gravy
I’m at work.Give me the quick.We dooming or booming?
>>542510950If it was higher you'd say 'he' is 'railroading' you. Retard.
>>542511112we dooming
>>542511112I'll let you guess
>>542510812The beach is on the way to it but it isn't a true creek yet. We'll need to see what happens after the first liberation and it's inevitable next invasion. Really issue is the location isn't really set up to allow for the back and forth the creek had. We'll see if the beachdivers will keep their dedication to the planet after the first liberation.
If Joel has a sense of humor, he'd instantly throw a level 30 attack on the Beach as soon as we liberate it
>>542510560>toggle lock>long recoil>stripper clipsThey couldn't have made it more sexy if they tried.
AT is a crutch and game is unfun when you dont use it
>not voting for SeasseI HECKING LOOOOOVE LOSING PLANETS
>>542510560>gay dating app: the gun
>>542511538play squidszero need to touch anything AT ever
>>542509068>a discussion about the state of the game>2 minutes going "er the performance isn't as good as we'd like it to be but we'll focus a bit more on it and maybe fix it">14 minutes of "guys we're so human and care about you and the game haha" posturingIt's fucking bleak
Can someone remind me what the creek even was about? I remember doing a few missions there but I don't remember what was so special about it
>>542511941"le epic vietnam" reddit meme
>>542511538Chaff supports are a crutch for being bad at using your primary, it's a balancing act. Dumb nigger.
>>542511941Botdivers got attached to a random rock.
>>542511941Pre-nerf bots, it was a slaughterhouse but the playerbase actually took the planet instead of Joel manipulating who he wanted to win being the winners
>>542509068It's shit.It's over.Surrender all hope.didn't watch it btw
>Career squid kills have overtaken career bot killsI know they spawn 4 times as much chaff, but I sill feel dirty.
>>542511941bots had aimyou weren't able to trivialize the faction with backpacks and greens
>>542509068>00:00 Introductions>00:15 Performance & State of the Game>02:50 Looking Forward & Content Release Philosophy>04:30 Looking Back & Pivotal Moments>08:55 Advice for New Players>10:45 Mikael's Playstyle & Player Profiles>11:48 Warbond Design Philosophy>13:25 Biggest Post-Launch Memories>15:14 Message to the CommunitySure enough, not an ounce of effort spent actually fixing the game
>>542511941one of the first bot planets during the honeymoon novelty phase that caught on in early memes before it became clear that no biomes are unique, and because of being a meme planet it threw an MO or two back in the day by drawing players, and arrowhead capitalized on it eventually by granting a cape
>>542512109>but the playerbase actually took the planet instead of Joel manipulating who he wanted to win being the winnersI mean, more like a month of failing at capturing it, and then finally capturing it when Joel made it an MO with a comically enemy force multipliers.
>>542512496*comically low enemy force multiplier
i think it would be fun to have a hivelord fleshmob variant
>>542511112
The video was the update btw. See you next month
>>542511118Beach is what resistance should be most of the time. Any higher and it's basically impossible to make progress with small pockets of divers, and even then as we see it's taken MONTHS of diving the beach to get it done. Realistically, if a planet is not being actively reinforced by the enemy (as it does not have strategic importance in Joel's plans), the resistance rate should lower the longer we fight on it. The entire system needs an overhaul. But, until then, anything Joel does is railroading, yes.
>>542512883rune factory guardians of ass was both better than 5 but still ass in the endi really hope they get their shit together for 6
>>542512365>and greensWith mines?Turrets weren't good until they got multiple buffs.
>>542511118nta but if it was literally any higher the community wouldn't be making any progress
LOBBY DOKO MOTHERFUCKER
In honor of "player driven narratives and influence"d10squidsthe beachsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242898162911/76561197983754371
anyone else think it's weird the helldiver skull insignia and automaton skulls are literally 1:1
>>5425136382/4
>>542513160>It is railrooding becuase I said soGreat. Kill yourself.>>542513330Ok? Maybe? Tell that to >>542510950 not me
>>542512473>can't get that cape anymoreno FOMO by the way
>swede telling other people to ktsironic coming from a suicidal country
>>542513805why would I tell it to him retard, him and i are in agreement, you are the one this needs to be explained to
>>542513801>>542513638FVLL
>>542507209>swarmer enemy meant to disrupt your ability to focus on the bigger enemies is swarming you and disrupting your ability to focus on the bigger enemiesThat means that it's working.
>>542513224He's talking about manned emplacements
>>542514667you mean manned emplacement?the only one we had back then was the EMG and it had turned slower than the ATE now
>>542514485the problem is it isn't a swarm, it's a trickle
>>542491301Bf2142 was the last good battlefield
Which way diver?
>>542514485I actually like voteless and think they should make overseers more elite.I really like the idea of elite units using expandable meat bags as cover.
>>542514050Swedes have a lower suicide rate and are vastly whiter than muttmericans. idk which one you were going for here but it's stupid either way>>542514241Neither of you retards know what you want or how exactly the beach isn't 'creekish' enough or w/e, there is no making sense of your moaning. Nothing to "explain".
>>542514798Read his post. We couldn't trivialize them with greens back then. Because back then they were lame, and now one cuck chair on a hill solos the whole map and every bot drop.
>>542514859Right will never treat you wrong.
>>542496275I want to see their short and bulky shielded heavy combat striders armed with shock guns come back. No it's not harvesters, its their heavy infantry analogue. It musn't be all lost tech for them.Also sniper overseers need to make a comeback. With the ridiculeous long winded laser beam that slowly charges up into an instakill, except it should track you in this game, that'd be a real reason to run a sniper with a decent scope instead of simply running high ergo shitboxes.
>>542514859Neither
>>542514859>machine gun uses less ammo by way of lower fire rate>doesn't fire while turning thus less friendly fire >still medium penReally I'm not sure why anyone uses the gatling.
>>542514954>snowniggers>white
>>542514954>Swedes have a lower suicide rateAnon meant suicidal empathy (aka invaded by rapefugees).
>>542512248Shit the first thing I killed were squibs, I doubt bots will ever overtake them on my kill list.
>Needed one more voteless kill with the Shart Thrower>Host jumps in the extraction right away and the game suddenly decides it doesn't feel like spawning enemies anyway>Have to play one more trash illuminate mission than I should've had toThe one time you want these trash mob to appear, and they fuck off.
>>542514859I’ve grown to like both, but Machine Gun’s sustain and lower cooldown is preferable to most.
>>542514802The point of them is to disrupt you, and it's working. You might hate it, but that's what successful enemy design looks like
>>542514859None of these have 180 sec cooldown. Is this a super old screenshot or something?
>>542514859OPS.
>>542514859neitherI'm not stealing gameplay from myself by handling it to some treacherous automaton in a hellpod whether it fires slow or fast
>>542515147The popularity of the gatling is mostly psychological, casuals see "more expensive and get later" and automatically assume it's the better pick and they do no introspection after the fact. This is especially true as I see guys 100+ who place sentries with no thought to how easily they can friendly fire. Guys have probably tons of accidentals and never question why.
>>542515270It's old yeah, the cooldowns were originally 180s.
>>542513762Anon, cyborgs are defectors from SE, automatons are merely their creation. It's likely as a mockery for the forces that whooped their ass the first time around. It fits.
>>542515727I wonder if this game will ever reach a point where pubbies stop placing sentries within 3 meters of their teammates as if this is fucking TF2?
So we are getting alien cults later or did youtubers lie to me again with their devious thumbnails
>>542514954>esl who can't read crashing outyawnsomeone change the channel
>>542515727They think its funny after a while. Met rando lvl150s that would drop napalm and clusters on your ass because they couldn't be arsed to shoot you instead.
>>542511872It was pretty refreshing to see a real person talk about this game compared to the war crimes that go on in this general
>>542516135Listen man, actually rounding out new units for the Illuminate would cost precious dev time.
>>542515979Its your own fault for not having situational awareness and not going prone.Unless they're running mortar too, then you can blow them up and stab the kid to death.
>>542516135I want to holocaust the aliens out of existence, I don't want to fight more advanced versions of them when they're already annoying cunts.
>>542515247voteless are not successful enemy design and idk what you gain by baiting
>>542515727I think gatling users might feel higher than it is because of how often it friendly fires you vs the mg that is just quietly shooting away in a corner not being noticed.>>542515979Only when people start killing badly placed sentries. I do it all the time already.
>>542516521I'm up for more units if it means less fleshmob spawns it wont
>>542516135Those models are from a long time ago, before Arrowhead decided that they wanted the Illuminate to be zombie slavers and hired jeets to make the faction for them.
>>542516154Go do it yourself hambeast
>>542515979Nigger you're literally trained in the tutorial to go prone around sentries
>>542515979Odder thing I see is on defenses when people place sentries behind the team with no elevation changes. I see it to often.
>>542514859There is literally nothing you can say to convince me to pick machine gun sentry
>>542516363>>542516521>>542516805Sigh I dont want to doompill my new fav game but I'll just keep playing until I see stuff myself
I want to fuck the Arrowhead bbw
>>542517638I... don't.
>this will sell our game
>>542514947>The Overseer would call out to the buck to attack the Helldiver, and I tell you what that buck’s eyes would light up blue and before you could whistle Dixie he’d be on that there Helldiver! *whips crack*
>>542517638low t>>542517696high t
>>542517696You think you have a choice in it?
They should at least have a "Destroy Voteless Tower" thing where if you blow it up they dont spawn anymore except for maybe ships
>>542517720Would.>>542517780Would.
>>542517735Someone post the clip of the leaked cultist with a whip.
>>542515147I use the gatling while the MG sentry is on cooldown
>>542514859Always MG sentry. The only reason to bring gatling is if you want two sentries, but can't bring two mgs without cheating.
>>542514859MG for speedAutocannon is its pal that stays slightly behind itThey're friends and have crushes on eachother but are too shy
Honestly this is one of the most pathetic carebear communities that I've ever seen. They're not happy unless their opponents are completely toothless punching bags. The only community that compares is the survivor community in Dead by Daylight that expects the killer players to abide by some imaginary rulebook where they're only permitted to make bad plays and throw the match.
>>542495565It's not even as good as BF3 or BF4. I bought it hoping to relive the glory days, and it just isn't the same.
>>542519316Sounds like the Dark Souls PVP communityexcept they went as far as modding in their own banning and honor system, they're that fucking autistic
>>542519316Pretty sure it's just squids, I've seen plenty want bots to return to their old ways, and bugchasers don't play at high enough difficulties to have complaints.
wobby doko
>>542519730>>542519730>>542519730>>542519730>>542519730migr8
>>542519756hmmnyo
>>542519316you haven't seen any communities then newfag
>>542519316all I want is for enemies to respect physics (no phasing through solid matter) and for the sounds to fucking work. I'm not a brokie with a tiny ssd, I don't care how large the game isoh and let me get these fucking goobacks off my bridge, I want a spicy latina yelling at me about managed democracy
>>542502538>fleshmobs are not fun to killI keep seeing this like you can objectively measure fun. I like killing fleshmobs, with most times they get me being my own fuckup or them clipping through the floor (the REAL problem). they're just one-man voteless hordes, which I find more irritating (still fun to kill) frankly. Maybe get something to deal with fleshmobs when fighting the faction with fleshmobs?I'll welcome changes that come but if its to nerf shit and make it more braindead for the loudest lobotomites that play this game, I'll be angwy
>>542465792the even stevens rule really needs to be popularized. TK until you're even, at extract if you care enough to wait.
>>542522091You cannot make fighting fleshmobs any more braindead, that's why people hate themJust because you're entertained by keys jingling in front of you doesn't mean everyone else is
>>542465742>youtuber gets triggered by a unit called an Alphapottery
>>542522417so its because they're too easy? why am I seeing seething about how many spawn, acting like they're this big barrier since killing them is a pain? Mostly I just drive away from them, but I can handle it without my whip.I'll admit they're my least favorite squid enemy to fight, I'm not in love with them, I just don't see them as intrinsically bad as an enemy type. The only fixes I would ask for is to fix the fucking clipping and make it so you can blow their legs off, thats all thats needed.I bet you the Cultists are gonna get complained about in a similar way, but it aint gonna be because they're "too easy".
>>542493282Bots>dog handlersSquids>frankensteins monsters: voteless have arc throwers sticking out of their backs. fleshmobs have Tesla towers sticking out of theirs. Lightning arcs to all of them, then to nearest enemy. KKK overseer variant that can cast orbital thunderbolt
