Previous: >>542435998>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Hishi Akebono (Alt 3*), Marvelous Sunday (Alt 3*), Fuji Kiseki (SSR), Eishin Flash (SSR)10/7 - Legend Race vs NTR and Super Creek (Alt)Early October - Tachyon's Factor ResearchLate October - New training scenarioOctober: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200mNovember: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600mDecember: CM Mile (No debuffs) - Hanshin 1600m>Global Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Gold City (3*), Nishino Flower (SSR), Vodka (SSR)10/7 - CANCER CUP - Tokyo 1600m10/14 - Summer Maruzensky (Alt 3*), Summer Special Week (Alt 3*), Sweep Tosho (SSR), Winning Ticket (SSR)10/14 - Summer Story event10/21 - Meisho Doto (3*), Special Week (SSR), Tokai Teio (SSR)10/26 - Half Anniversary Part 110/30 - Eishin Flash (3*), Nice Nature (SSR), Tosen Jordan (SR)10/30 - LEO CUP - Hanshin 2200mTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread CirclesJP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
I like crossdressing, but the dude in the OP clearly doesn't look good in OL clothes.
>marked
>>542447997Sex with OL Ryan!
>>542447997You didnt fell for the Taishin is bad meme right /uma/? Best umatuber proved everyone wrong yet again
Digitan LOVE
Can I reserve a spot in Mambo for next month?
>>542447997Cute boy.
>slow metabolism
>>542448173Mambo is a fucking restaurant or something?
>>542447997Ryan love
>>542448227Oh hell no, our integrity!!
This is a good training
Sorry Danchou, I'm just not gonna use the rentry
>>542448061>can't get blockedI think my bakushin has like 95% blockrate, if you don't count losing to other blockers.
>>542448227mods... do what you will
>>542448132I don't know who that is but why is he sucking a cock
>>542441749>>542441546>>542440965>>542440979creek paizuri
>>542448376who's Oryza
>>542447921Whats the deck setup for blockushin friendIm really struggling making 1
so can s.marus ult really fire too early? Isn't similar to daiwa and bakushin but just guaranteed and better? The point is to keep you in the lead for A&S,. you wouldn't want it firing too close to last spurt then in the first place
>>542448278As much as I'd like to eat out Mambo, it's not, I don't want to tank my current club's rank
>>542448227
>>542448227Eh?...
>>542448227the advertisers are going to freak bro
>>542448441daily paizuri with Super Creek
tell me your sins I skipped Rice's story for gems
I love bratty kid uma
>>542448132>My descendant :)
bruh
>>542448227Bro you forgot to put on your panties
>>542448227How does Bro keeps the glasses on? She doesn't have ears on the side of her head, does she?
>>542448463>SR deck with borrowed MLB Riko can get you 1200 883 1200yeah nah i'm skipping riko lol
>>542448337 (me)Yes
>>542447894Ain't even mad, as long as its not Taiki
>>542448314She's so cute, I want to ruffle her hair, patting it seems a bit rough, like it's a dog.
rate day 3 of CM3
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty buttsniffing Ardan's ample, freesia-smelling posterior right before a scrimmage
>>542448658Same thing as the first 2
>>542448227bro umatube will shutdown your channel...
>>542448227my bro would do this for me
>>542448658I made A finals for the first time. So even if I lose every other race for the rest of the CM I'm happy.
>>542448116If you have a speed skill active as you enter late-race, you start accelerating from that speed. Once the speed skill wears off, you don't lose that speed and instead keep accelerating. That means your speed skill effectively lasts until the end of your acceleration phase.
>>542448607Maybe they're retard goggles with the adjustable strap, or some sort of hybrid
>>542448643You should take good care of Ryan. He gets tummy aches often.
>>542448452The trigger conditions are>Be in the second half of the race>You've activated a recovery skill at any pointThis means it can fire as soon as the second half starts if you activated a recovery skill in the first half. On Hanshin 2200 (the Leo track) there is an uphill in the first half that will trigger restless if you buy it, which will cause her unique to fire as soon as the second half starts. This is suboptimal for the reasons stated in the previous thread (no velocity carryover)
I'm running a single front runner lineup hoping it goes against blockushins. I think the very few times that one had successfully blocked my front runner, my late surgers just win anyway. Thanks for the free wins
>>542448639May she do you well, bwo.
>>542448658Boring 5/5
>>542448171please stop posting cute digitans every thread, otherwise I'll be forced to roll for her
>>542448658It's ok I went 3/5 three times and 2/5 once, better than I expected
>>542447997SEX WITH BOYS
>>542448446imo use daiwa scarlet instead of tachyon and borrow SSR suzuka instead of kitasan/yaenothe big thing is getting groundwork from inherits though
>>542448607Unironic answer, wouldn't it be able to stick in her bangs/hair if it was thick enough, sort of like a hairpin?
BAKUSHIN IS MY GOD
Looking at the arguments here, I just know that lots of people will build smaru badly...
>>542448658>beat whales>lose to rng brocking, falcos and inferior umas>spent stupid amount fo time winning in public roomsLets just say I hate myself today. Good thing my sportsball team won
>>54244865814/20 or 7/10
Is there a point to these now that I've mlb'd Haru's card? I've got 24k, no reason to increase borrow slots, and all the other items suck. Do we ever get new things to buy or will I be locked behind the real good shop (CP) and forced to save for three months to mlb the welfare Suzuka card?
>>542448658Got my ticket to the finals but debuffer retards ruined my chances at more carats. Going to win this shit honestly.
imagine having sex with spe. yuck.now imagine having sex with spe's daughter.
>>542448658Got to A finals for the first time so I'm pleasantly surprised.
>>542448658YADA YADAAAAAIm not doing my hits until its against weaklings.
>>542448227Cunnilingus
>>542448862just gotta wait for the moomoo guy to spoonfeed them the exact deck to play and explain to them, with pictures, which recovery to take.
>>542448743do you mean that the your uma's maximum speed is that skill's speed + your speed stat? because if not then i still don't see how that's gamebreaking. of course you won't lose that speed since the game unlocked your speed cap and you can go beyond
>>542448658Secured my place in the Finals! Hoping Hishi Amazon brings me a win but I already achieved my main goal of making it to said Finals so I'm happy either way!
>>542448658it's fucking grim. i made it to A finals but i don't think i'll win.
WARNING, DO NOT QUEUE
>>542448908while spe looks
why does cm3 feel harder to train for? I look at past cm aces they met all the stats requirement and more, and suddenly I'm struggling to meet 70% of that now. Even auto select picks them first
>>542448658got into the finals but went 8/20
>>542448843What parents, speed for both just to win career?
>>542447921It's an amazing feeling seeing all these OP front runners getting out power checked. My blockushin worked flawlessly.Too bad my winning condition is that Pasa gets 2nd by the time bakushin procs her ult or that Vodka stops lezzing out in the back so I never win.https://files.catbox.moe/04plxd.webm
>>542448658Got to A finals and all desires to fix my shitty grass wonder into something that can actually win finals
>>542448658giga-jobbed, but at least it was to whales running every late-race velocity in existence with 1200/700/800/300/1200 Grasses, Vodkas, and Pasas. So I don't feel too disappointed I only won 5 out of 20 races and went to Group B for finals.
>>542448658I told myself that winning the Cancer cup would mean that Suzuka would let me sniff her loafers and pantyhose since she's been running so much.I'm qualified for the Group A finals now. I can't lose here.
>>542448767Oh cool we have more in common than I thought
MLB Aoi vs 0LB Tazuna
>>542448658Horrendous 5/20, I just want to smell A finals... Hopefully tomorrow will be more merciful
>>542449180MLB Aoi = Lb2 Tazuna
>>542448768So you're now claiming shes terrible for anything but mile and sprint? According to your logic. Because on medium/long you're always going to have multiple recoveries that could fire well before the 50% mark.
why they do this
>>542448981Don't know who that is, but I hope he gets it wrong too.
>>542447997good op
horse p*ssy
>>542448526My dick will be happy every single day
>>542449326breeding sex with Ryan
I heard that Doto is dying. Is it true?
>>542449326Ryan is not this fat!
>>5424486581/54/53/51/5Vodka carried hard this round
>>542449310>those statsWhat is this, debut? Either train wit or do speed to level Cafe's friendship.
>>542449326holy FUCK those are HUGE
>>542449001It's decently strong and, most importantly, very consistent in certain raceshttps://alpha123.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/#H4sIAAAAAAAACs2PsW7DMAxE%2F4WzBsmCE8RbxqJLgYxBBsKmXaGWJUgUjCLwv5dyWhTNF3STjuTduzv0oaRMLwN0Rh%2B0VbBk9HGmDF2rtYJMJLPmYNpTa4%2F2pKBkegv5lShCx6mQgoQ9DTRCdwcfQl1XMKVQlsdzJeR3SpJQ7TCHZZfZefpexYFqvt7E3aOpRqHw6LhygdHGagNyHHcY0%2BxgjN4tCN2xlV8M656g62gqLPi26qvLQ%2FA%2FXTgh0%2FQpnhfMThwHJzZLT%2BfIjkulgEsNKmnEP%2BoZfs%2Bf5Q83z5J3FVAhNXB71Gieavz%2FArdt%2BwL759RcEQIAAA%3D%3D
>>542449086doesn't really matter imomaybe stam because supposedly bakushin still needs enough stam to avoid gassing but idk if it's true
>>542449001Uma 1 and Uma 2 enter late-race at the same time.Uma 1 enters late-race at X speedUma 2 enters late-race at X*1.15 speedBoth umas proc the same acceleration skills at the same time for the same duration.Which uma is further?
>>542449428All of us are dying slowly, anon.
When will the Sasami and Throne gaslighting start.
>>542448658Works on my machine
>>542449186In round 1 I started by losing the first 8 matches in a row. 7/20 15/20 in the end, 12/20 today. Maybe it's just bad luck. Hope it gets better.
>Gaslighters trying to convince you not to roll for Summer Maruzensky
how would this game be if there were no guides no datamines no foresight
>>542449317https://www.youtube.com/@MooMooCowshe's an accurate source for info. maintains a canvas sheet with good infographs. really does spoonfeed for those that need it.
>>542449619I want a mare to look at me like this!
>>542449619Sorry but I don't build fronts
>>542449640You'd have to ask the jp players, but based on my experience it'd be just like any other gacha game.
>>542449640Only whales would be able to play.
>>542448658Lots of scary late surgers this round. My nice nature finally started winning too, on previous rounds she'd constantly place 5th or fail the witcheck on feat/iron My speedlet Seiun Sky still manages to secure some wins here and there, only got blocked once by a 1200 power Bakushin
>>542449640Heaven.
>>542449640Straight whales vs oshi pvpers
>>54244865817/20
>>542448891>White pantyhose>Maid outfit>She calls me Onii-samaTime to make a mess out of her sweet umanko!
>>542449619I'm rollin for german tits instead
>>542449640Less gacha shitters getting freebies because the documentation and strats has been out for years.
>>542449619people suddenly claiming her ult doesnt work is crazy
>>542449640imagine if CM was completely randomized and you couldn't predict the ground would be wet or that its sunny or that its in summer
>>542449640everyone would've went all in on twin turbo support instead of kitasan
>>542449640Considering that most normalfags fail to interpret guides correctly, and most guide authors don't know shit themselves?Not much would change
>>542449640foresight makes it easier for f2p/low spenders.
How long do we have until Doto?>bro your SMaru?Who?
>>542449640thats called team trialswe really should have a competitive TT mode
>>542448658Meh. It's clear that my horses have no answer to minmaxed teams.>3/5>5/5>2/5>4/5I'll auto lose in finals If I get /uma/ CM3 test lobby tier against me. At least it was another confident A finals qualification. so I can't complain.
>>542448808Sorry bro, but my posts are a grand ritual to 5* Digitan in as little amount of rolls as possible but I will use all my carats (62k now, >75k prediction on Digitan banner arrival) if needed
>>542449528that makes sense if style multipliers didn't exist. guess frontkeks are cucked since they have to do a dick measuring contest to see which smaru is better, huh?
Gay as fuck thread
>>542449862The misinfo agents are being funded by higher powers this time.
Pace Dominator Tachyon with a ton of mid race skills but low max speed so she gets overtaken in the middle of the late race and procs Dominator when everyone's at top speed
>>54244992910 days
>>5424499299 days till doto
>>542449428Soon they will reunite...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=073Ny5fVcikhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6c7sxmRpANI
>>542449929Comes out on 22nd
THE HAG WILL LOSE TO SPE
>>5424486584/51/52/51/5I'm probably going to be giga raped in the finals, but Scarlet did her job
i'm done with this dogshit rng fest slop
the groundwork frontrunner farming was brutal at first but at least its showing some results for me.blockushin is not as threatening as I thought but it is frustrating when it is pulled off
>>542450173See you tomorrow!
>>542450083After seeing a certain picture of Seiun Sky, I can't look at her without imagining her anus. Not even being gross, that image is going to stay engraved in my mind for better or for worse.
>>542450083source?
>>542450083Seiun wife!
>>542449949Top 100 team trials is more competitive than CM if you think about it. There are only 100 people with that for the whole server. With CM titles are kinda unlimited, nobody knows how rare they are, there's no (at least visible scarcity). And scarcity is part of what makes competitions prestigious.
>>5424486581/52/52/51/5If I don't get A finals by tomorrow I don't know how I'm going to cope.
>>542450317you have the pixiv source there anon
Guys, I just beat some single dad in the CM, lmao idiot didn't even have groundwork.
>>542449882Imagine a world in which you had five races like TT, but pre-determined like CM, and you could only bring a single ace on each race. No more debuffers, no more blockers, just honest running
>>542447997>B+AlmondLove has 1 spot for an active player
>>542449678Huh... interesting channel. Wait, early lead gets buffed eventually?!
>>542449026
Is the new gaslight that you can get 20k carats a month as a f2p?
I wanna roll for Tamamo Cross already.
>>542450450That was his last source of joy that anchored him to this world, Teio...
>>542450509is the onlyfans thing a meme or is it real?
Thoughts on this Creek?
>>542450558>gaslight
Suzuka Legend Race when...
>>542450450Don't say such a villainous thing while posting Teio
>blocks you
>>542450606that's the rapist version
>>542450529What the hell!
>>542450604Nyes.
>>542450604Join and find out
>>542450313
>>542450425They shoot Torena's don't they?
>>542450558>arithmetic is gaslighting
HECK YEAH I SECURED THAT 1 WINHOLY FUCK ROUND 2 EVERYONE IS FRONTRUNNER MAXXING
>>542449619Same retards that said Sky would be shit for this CM and that’s she’s only good as a parent kek
>>542450558Looks about right
>>542450606She's sucking in her tummy.
>>542450715CM is pure cancer that isn't worth the effort
>>542450710Show work, anon.
>>542450425By winning B finalsUnless you miss all your skills and wit checks.But really, you could go 15/20 tomorrow for all you know, such is the nature of this CM.
>>542450251>opposing blockushin blockushiins succesfully>my Hishiama wins
>>542450704The honses shoot torenas when they get Fs
>>54245055820k a month is definitely a lie but you can get about 10-12k a month if you get all the best things.>Class 6 Retention throughout>S-S+ Club>Platinum in CM>All the rewards from story events
>>542449428He'll linger til his uma releases in global
Round 2 is full of properly built falcos and sky, it's fucking over
>>542450715Congrats anon
>>542449640it'd be a lot more chaotic, and in some ways a lot more fun. There'd be a LOT more shitflinging and accusations regarding gaslighting, far more so even than now, since knowledge isn't as widespread. Hell, the reference doc is basically the newfag's Uma Musume Bible, provides a massive knowledge boost. Almost everything I've learned about UM has come from /uma/, the ref doc, and a few tubers like witgod. Makes for a much different experience, but not unfun at all, to me.
>>542450649blockushin at least feels like an honorable debuffer compared to how nice nature was used in previoous cms
>>542450451Congrats now fill out this college application
my pasa will carry me to victory
>>542450832If you can get all that constantly, you don't need the gibs at that point. You're already paying.
>>542450649Portrait races are 100x more kino than landscape, holy
>>542450832>S-S+ ClubBut my danchou is begging me not to leave his A club...
>>542450595this but chiyono
>>542450832So it is a gaslight.
>>542449640The first 6 months of Jp were actually fun and and interesting. Global is just every retard following the exact same guide
>>542449910The only guide maker I can think of that was full of shit was the guy who said you should use wit training instead of resting. But that was an outlier.
>>542451036It's the only one who wasn't lying though.
>>542450832>if you are in the top 100 guilds in the world grinding hours a day, you can get an extra 1-2k carats a monthfuck off
>>542450509>picrelIs this a threat?
>>542448531Unforgivable
Witgod's advice for this CM got me into A finals
round 2 feels
>>542450493>just honest runningI want to live in that world.
Wasted nearly 12k and still no gold city Just give it to me cyjews
>>542451121Yes, and you will give me your ID
>>542450832all those are honestly pretty hard to keep up with for the average player.
>>542450391Man I know everyone has different tastes but I can't fathom people finding Sky boring. Her events are always funny, she's really charming throughout her career (which was one of my favorites so far), and her loser in love thing is really cute. Top tier uma for sure in my books.
>activate 10 skills coming into the final corner & in the final stretchit's that easy folks
I will not like reddit dog o
>>542451175I raped and got raped. Feeling unsure.
>>542449640You're implying that the average person is even following the guides properly. Have you seen how many fucking people are putting Early Lead on their CM umas?
>>542451152Does groundwork pace pasa actually work
>>542451268Everything you don't like is not ready, anon.
So let me guess this straight, my reward for my team somehow fumbling into A league is going to be that I lose like 60 races in a row and end up unqualified? Why couldn’t my horses just be shit until B league like always…
>>542451268who ?
>>542449640back in the JP days you had people treating every new card as the next coming of Kitasan lmao. happened with int Nature, power Rice, speed Mayano, and many others
>>542451245kek, an actual speed carryover gambler.
>>542451285what's wrong with early lead
>go 1-4>go 5-0>no real differences in competitionMile really is just pure luck, huh.
>>542450937>>542451091>>542451229Actually it's exceedingly easy to get all of that as an F2P>Class 6 RetentionYour TT team should already be getting 500-550k, if they aren't then you're either a kitasan reroller and haven't been playing since Day 1 or not even building for TT in which case that's a toraina issue>S-S+ ClubThis one is a little bit more tricky but if you make sure to do at least 5 runs a day in a crew that also does five or more runs a day then you should on average be getting 40-50m Fans a month. Currently the Fan cutoff for S is something like 650m so if all members of crew work in harmony then bam, easy S Tier Club. A+ tier is also okay though.>Platinum in CMWell this one is just pure RNG but that's just the name of the game. Make strong horses to increase your luck.>All the rewards from story eventsSo incredibly easy if you once again do your 5 runs a day like Cygames intended!
>>542451360are you sure you're not winning at least one race? there are alot of drunken slapped together teams in A rank
I made it to A finals but I'm still so fucking mad.
>>542451352When will it be ready then?
>>542450832I was in a D+ club until this month and didn't win any CMs but I nearly have 30k after exhausting all my carats after creek. Not sure where they all came from, but that's more than 15k a month. WIth the increased rewards 15-20k seems doable.
>>542451439Building for TT when the TP gain is 1.6x slower than JP
>>542450529>no cum in her foreheadYou had one job
>5 eating events>everyone was always on stamina for some reason>300 speed in 3 turns after 0 rainbow summerI see now
>>542451439But, bwo, I'm already out of TP pots + I have to grind parents + I have to grind aces + I have to farm fans for danchode...
>>542451175The properly built aces are destroying my Pasa but making it easier for my lates to fall behind and activate their accels
>>542451448Look I might but losing all of today’s shit even though I supposedly had the first and second favourite in every race doesn’t exactly build morale.
>>542451245how do you get that many skill points
Juvenile fillies
>>542451535Cygames gave a shit load of gibs in one sitting, don't expect that to be a common thing.
>>542451439the hell is this whore yapping about
Cafe ass
>>542451423My longest streaks were 0-8 and 6-0... sure seems that way.
>>542451245SOVL
>>542451584I don't like cumming on my wife face, you know I am going to kiss her after the deed, right?
>>542451291She's been winning like 70% of my races. Vodka wins whenever she loses.
>>542451439Anon Kitasan rerollers should be gettin 500-550k Its the non Kitasan rerollers that are struggling
sloppa slop slop
>>542451628Pasa?>>542451784
>>542451690Well of course we all know a dumb slut who pretends to be experienced but is actually a virgin who'd fold if her toraina showed any sign of affection to her would be illiterate!
>>542451869Post build.
>>542451608TT runs come with a ton of fans.
>>542451439I'm stuck in TT A rank which pivots between class 5 and 6 every time. The difference in currency isn't huge fortunately but it feels like A+ umas are beginning to be expected for class 6.
>>542451439>your 5 runs a day like Cygames intended!They should have given me 5 borrows if they want me to do five runs
>2/5>2/5>1/5It's over...
why does falco have the most shitpostable face of all umas
Let's settle thishttps://poal.me/t0esn4https://poal.me/t0esn4https://poal.me/t0esn4
>>542451542>when the TP gain is 1.6x slower than JPWhat explain please
>>542451360Remember to forfeit the CM round after you get 2 wins. The button is in the upper right corner.
What the fuck is the right arrow key, this hachimi niggas fucking suck at making guides
>0/5 in every attemptAnd now I remember why I haven't touched the game since the first CM
>>542451245Umadolsisters we got DESTROYED by the devil
>>542451681Oh right, I vaguely remember that.
I just realized building a CM4 front runner is going to be much easier than CM3>right handed from Fuku chain event (event chains are the most consistent way of getting hints)>non-standard distance from Cafe event (not a chain event, but still better than hints)>firm conditions from Creek and King hints (great cards for CM4)So much better than struggling for left/standard/wet
>>542452053Anon...
>>542451905Everyone has Kitasan Black it comes free with your support borrows.
>>542452053really?
Musaka seems like a renowned torena, but did they ever say who was his best umamusume? Surely, he must have trained some hall of famers?
Enough CM, it's the end of the week. You are retaining right?
>>542450558It's definitely wrong, whatever it is. Here's a more common f2p number:>dailies = 75x30 = 2250>login = 75/week x4 = 300>class 5/6 retention = 225/375 x4 = 900/1500>A+ Club rewards = 2700>B group finals = 1000>Event/story reward = maybe 1000For a total of 8750 per month, if you're fairly dedicated. Less than half of what he's saying. Someone correct my math, but I don't think I'm missing much, here.
Tricked Daiwa into eating more of those carrot burgers (she thinks they're actually healthy thanks to me lol).
>>542452034I like Falco more as I love idols but I want to sex Curren.
>>542452053if your keyboard doesn't have arrow keys you should probably revoke your toreina card
>group BI'm pissed.
>>542452072>why I haven't touched the game since the first CMSame... I was thinking of coming back but I don't even have enough carrots for some funny honses...
>>542452139I would guess Mr. CB
>>542451245did she fucking gas out
>>542452053…
>>542452045The games schedule is 1.6x faster, but the TP gain is still 1 per 10 minutes. If the TP gain was adjusted it'd be 1 per 6 minutes
>Round 1>Mostly 3/5, one 4/5, enough 2/5s during day 2>Round 2>2/5>0/5It's not looking good for me folks. At least I got qualified for Group B. So far my losses were mostly to Front Runners like Seiun Sky or Smart Falcon getting their unique skill off, or from another Late Surger that didn't get blocked unlike mine. My Front Runner just can't keep up with other Front Runners, and my two Late Surgers, although they don't really block each other from what I've seen, still get blocked by others anyways.
>>542452034I like Falco more but I also want to sex Falco.
Does Curren Chan really?
Really, niggas?
>>542452224anon there's still tomorrow
>>542452072then you shouldn't be surprised you can't win, should you?
>>542451912
>>542451417It gets activated later than you think it does. The 5 second delay gives you a tiny acceleration boost right after you usually use yours up.
>>542452154THAR SHE BLOWS
>>542451175I thought I made good aces after countless careers but I'm getting raped by everyoneI'm going to B group and it feels like shit I don't want to make aces for cm4
>>542452027they're all shitposters now that I think of it
>>542452291>A+ trainer bullying poor A trainers
>>542452128Doto Rape.
>>542451175
>>542452293Yeah, but I don't feel anything is gonna change. I've won twice out of all my races.
>>542452291>falcour part of the problem
so how exactly does one do the suicide 1m fan career with silence suzuka? I found a video about it but it was made by a phonefagg who was fighting for his life against the iOS UI through the entire videothis is my deck rn btw
>>542452291When in doubt, always bet on the late surger.
>>542452110>Random events>still better than hints(lol)
>>542452421I'll run a bad team for you anon
>>542452154Heh, naturally I retained on the first day of the week, it was easy peasy!
>>542452154I just got a third dirt from the free ticket. Next week will be even easier for retention. Probably will be safe until aoharu...
>>542451624muteki's hints provide an insane amount of value. she's a midrace package but its incredibly hard to hit any stat goals because she's a terrible stat stick>>542452245yes
i managed to make it to group A with literally shit ass umas and all i wanted was the participation rewards
>>542452285>So powerful she's the main rival for two different umasHow does Nishino Flower do it with such a small body?
>>542452295Yeah because facing off against giga whale 10 hour a day autist horses the second you luck into group a is real fucking fun for everyone
>>542452110random events are worse than hints, unless its like a 0% hint frequency card with a dozen skills. I've gone a dozen careers straight without getting the left handed event
>>542452476Don't. You deserve your wins. Pity wins are worse than proper losses.
>>542451624easy>be whale>have mlb ssr's>have perfect affinity parents>have max witeasy, right? f2p's can beat whales, but not whales who know how to play
>try gold ship>she gets blocked in the last corner 99% of the time
>>542452469I said what I said
>>542452291Now you know the power of Japan's Greatest Samurai.
At least my Taishin is doing better than my late surger
>>542452589>giga whales 10 hour a daythere's less than 1 whale per 100~ players.and certainly not many people play 10 hours a day.
>>542451175>made a single decent Daiwa>groundworklessI have no interest in this CM anymore. I'll train for the next CM.
leave smart falcon to me
>>542452158plus 500 from group rounds maybe? Plus 1000 from career race rewards? Maybe 500 from TT presents?
>>542451629It's my favorite G1! I never, ever miss it. Why?because FOALS
Will I survive the Doto banner? I'm skipping the summer hag cuz I don't care for her, but I really want DotoI also don't have Kitasan Negro myself
>>542452589>didn't prepare for cm at all>surprised when he loses lol
>>5424526541200 Power>But1200 power
>>542452654there's not enough time after proccing anchors for gold ship to maneuver to the outer lanes like in gemini so she gets super brocked, you need another midrace skill
>>542452638Uh but this doesn't look like a whale deck anon >>542452527In fact there's only a single MLB SSR in that, the rest are SRs and one of them is only at LB3 (which is the one in that deck that wants MLB the most because that's where her Power Bonus is trapped under.)
>>542451905Just spend some time building for TM and you'll be fine. I have these cards only and there's no problem retaining so far.
>>542452710So how come every race i've done has had perfect smart falcon then? CM is going to kill this game for good in the west
>>542452605fuck hint hunting on an ace
>>542452702How the fuck are you able to make a Taishin with that much power and stamina?
>>542452291based daiwawawas
>>542450715My uma will rape you during finals
>>5424529103 Speed 2 Pow 1 Wit.Luck.
>>542452845power doesn't do shit
I just want to be able to enter a CM league that'll filter out everybody below a certain age and everybody above a certain bodyfat percentage. I dislike losing to children (including college kids) and fat people, but losing to others would be fine with me.Ideally, there'd be a league only for people who actually like the game and aren't merely addicted to it and too stupid to recognize that. But that's too hard to measure.
>>542449705
Asking Tama-chan out on a date!Looking at her shocked expression as she thought you were interested in Oguri the entire time she's been your "wingman"!
>>542452890Check the deck.People are probably just luckshitters, which unlike>muh whales>muh nolifersis a real thing
>>542452723>tfw that was MY Falcon that Vodka caughtwhat the fuck, my team was Falco, Oguri, and Maruzensky. Damn Vodka robbed me of a third win, rip
>>542452890wow you've been tracking all your runs and can prove you've seen a perfect smart falcon in every race?
>>542448658I couldn't get 3 Wins to go to group A Open league so I'm in group B open league unless I pull off three wins tomorrow.I didn't exactly put a lot of effort into the event sure but kinda wish matchmaking would have fallen into my favor today.
>>542452826>just waste your life hoping for rng on your 100th run
>>542453014Power is your acceleration and if youre accelerating from last place youre gonna die every time you dont do power
please god when do they give us jupiter cup qol6/6 runs feels like a punishment not an event
>>542452910parents were8* stam 4* power/2 stam
I still haven't built specific TT teams, I just throw in whatever and I've been getting like 520k every 5 or so runs.
>>542448658If Day 4 is more of the same, then global is actually too sweaty for its own good
>>542453090it's worthless because you get blocked
>2/5, 1/5, 2/5, 5/5I thought I was done for
>>542452224You are not giving up yet, are you?
anyone else in this weird limbo where it feels like every CM is the same repeat group of shitters crying about how unfair everything is?Yes its not hard to luckshit amazing pvp tier umas when you have a bunch of time/money sure but its not like the game is going to get better, it unironically never gets better, we've only just experience a single meta shift to frontrunner, you should just quit now if every CM brings this much pain to you. I'm only still here cause I actually enjoy prepping for autismo pvp $400USD into getting mlb kitasan and I have too much free time when I'm waging.
>>542453019a CM league where skills are disabled and all you can hope is for your uma to be smart enough to do the right thing
>>542452272>Round 1 day 1: starts off losing 8 in a row>Round 2 day 1: 12/20Your luck can change. Hang in there.
>>542453072You walk into a casino and pull the slot machine and get angry that you didn't get the jackpot in 4 pulls, do you know how fucking ridiculous you sound right now.
>>542453045TamaDora
>>542453072Playing videogames is wasting your life by default though.
>>542453057>>542453047How does cygames cock feel in your ass?
>>542453150Keep losing them, retard lol
>>542453072quit the game and stop coming to this general if you don't like to play itsimple as
>Trial run dogshit cards when preparing parent run for maru>Need to run more racesIt's kind of fun, actually
She's flatter than children what the fuck
>>542453164No. Just really sucks when you know it's futile.
>>542452774>career race rewardsthose are one-time only. Everyone playing seriously has gotten them already. >500/month for TTIn what fucking world? Sometimes I'll get 5, 10 carats as a bonus in TT or a G1 career, never 500/month, that's crazy.
>>542453252To be fair, some of these children are huge.
>>542452469completely chains is way easier than relying on hints. The right handed is like two events.
>>542453227concession accepted
>open friends list>sort by last login>a lot of whales are deaduh...
>>542453172>I don't win>Life is unfairEntitled whiny bitches. Pay them no attention.
>>542453019you honestly sound like a bigger loser than the jobless fatties you're complaining about
>1-4>1-4Maybe its a sign that I should take the game casually instead. The result is just soul draining
>>542453220Going to a casino fucks you less than this game does
>>542452794You should be fine anon. You can get 300k carats a month. Trust in Cygenerous and don’t even worry about the Kitasan banner in two months. Then put everything in Rice/Riko. You’ll make it back in time to pull on Kitasan. And then you will still have enough the next month to get vbourbon twenty times over.
>>542452291Only 1 front really counts it's the one late and the winning front in contention.
>he's having a melty over Falcon100% a Taishin cuck
>>542452605i've got fuku right handed like 90% of the times in my parent runs
>>542453172It's different people probably, they're just all spoiled by ultra casual mainstream gachas with no gameplay.>>542453227Try reading how the game works instead of chimping out at random anons.
>>542453226It's not a waste if I'm having fun with those video games. Just like with any other hobby such as but not limited to woodworking, baking sourdough, gardening, or even playing sports/exercising casually.
OK BOURBON YOU'RE GOING TO PASS ON SOME OF THESE GREENS AND ALSO GROUNDWORK AND ALSO A 2* BLUE AND A RELEVANT 1* PINK RIGHT?
>>542451439>but if you make sure to do at least 5 runs a day iI can't wait until danchou kicks people who don't do this
>>542453225>>542453045This creature...
>>542453115>>542452990When do you decide when to hit Power over Speed? Same with Wit over Speed.
>>542453252and we like her for that
>>542452865either he's lying or won the fucking lottery, procc'ing such an assload of skills with <400 wit is very, very improbable. But if so....I'll tip my hat to that gambling faggot, it sure paid off.
>>542453252If her nipples get hard and big, she's perfect.
>>542453172My only explanation is that CM's haven't truly shaken out everybody that isn't 100% in love with princess maker eugenics simulator.to me the groundwork farming for this CM was the most I've been into the game since launch. I like seeing the fruits of my labor slowly come together
>>542453248You should stop sucking cock
>>542453172It shouldn't even be an issue since you get into the finals with a single win now. My team was ass last CM but I got one win in Round 2 and somehow won my finals group. Just take the 500 carats, its not hard
8 front rooms and 6 late/end rooms, interesting
>>542453226I would have killed myself ages ago if not for vidya and other forms of slop
>>542453252that's the best part
>>542453383GUH
>>542453226>LIVE TO WORK, SLAVE
>>542453416only clicked power when everyone was there basicallywit whenever i was around half energy with no good training options
>>542453382>if I'm having fun with those video gamesAnd you're not having prepping for CMs (the only mindful activity in the game), but you have fun doing brainless dailies?
>>542453226Don't you have a tiktok video to shoot?
>>542453379>gameplayLOLLMAO
>>542453145Global can’t afford not to be sweaty. Especially the whales and the f2ps. We need carats. There simply aren’t enough of them to be pulling. If daily packs for carats were also at 1.5x the carats like the schedule maybe we could breathe a little.
>>542453362what if im an idort
>>542453374That is a chain event, not a random one
>>542453045>>542453410She's so fucking evil
>>542453526w-w-w-when did Suzuka learn debuff skills?
It's probably because of the current state of the game, but Open is a lot more competitive here than in JP. I'm regularly getting 3-4 wins instead of 5
>>542453560Guess I'll try that strat. By everyone do you mean 3+ or only when every power card is on power?
global-sama please...
>>542453561RNG grinding the same skill everyone else is doing isn't mindful activity
Guys, what you really need is some umanko. Relieve your tension inside a welcoming and warm mare... or filly.
I forgot to claim my tickets and thought i only got 2 chances in round 2.
>>542453526>>542453445>>542453430>>542453279You're not supposed to like flat chests
That was a great episode, bros. I can't wait for when Creek forces the entire competition to gas out..
>Falco has A mediumShe's going to be back for CM4 paired with S.Maru, isn't she...
>>542453537At least you got white skills to pass on at all haha…
>>542453172I pay no attention to whiny losers. But I do try to aid dachiis that are struggling and can admit they fucking suck at the game. It doesn't take a lot of effort to compete against whales, this game does have a load of RNG, but it also has tons of mechanics that you can abuse with proper knowledge. Train WIT in real life and you will succeed.
How functional would these earphones be?
>>542453749no, anon, no.FOALS. FOALS. FOALS
>gives you Gourmand
>>542453278No, you get a 5% chance of a 10 carat reward for every graded race. So that's like 50 for every 100 races you win. If you're winning 60-70 a day you should be getting about 1k a month.You get 12 TT runs a day. Just 10 carats adds up to 300 a month. Sometimes you get more a day. I run all of these for the bond levels.
>>542453746If you go 0/5 every CM match while doing 3 careers per day it's a trainer issue.inb4: 3 careers per day is too much
>>542453752too late
>>542453774dw this is her last real CM
What's a good green skill to inherit on Ends? Pump Iron never triggers.
>>542453820God imagine the money you would wring out of trainers by selling those
>>542453749I'd calm down if they give me my bokumanko...
>>542453774yeah bro Taishin will be so good as well
>>542453774It’s all I have to work with… She can’t compete against smaru but hopefully enough people skip smaru that it can still luck me into finals.
>>542453884Red Shift, SFV, Triumphant Pulse
Leave Leo cup to me
>>542453752>Not liking DFCAre you gay?
>>542453328It's an addictive online casino with a payout rate of zero. Hardcore play of such a game is objectively unhealthy, and if anybody did a serious study on it they'd probably find that it's consistently, measurably less enjoyable than either casual play of the same game or hardcore play of a different type of game.
>>542453804>do 50 runs never get s mileYeah great mechanics you can abuse
>>542453561>not having fun prepping for CMsIt can be fun, but I'm F2P, I didn't reroll for MLB Kitasan Black (only have her at 0LB), and I'm missing some SSRs that have the gold skills that are essential for this CM so I'm shit outta luck anyways so I borrow that instead of MLB Kitasan Black. Planning parents for compatibility and unique skill combination is fun though, but at some point trying to get even just a decent parent with the right blue and pink sparks and a nice handful of bonus white sparks gets irritating.>brainless dailiesThat depends. Doing 3 daily runs takes long enough already. But as with all gacha games, the main fun is in the story and seeing the big cast of characters interact with each other or you.
>>542453876What about dirt cms?
>retention line 491kMake it stop
>>542453884Pulse, emperor, redshift. Just don't put all your eggs in the late game wombo combo.
>falcon is the actual strongest uma BTFO'ing sky and taishin>not a single "SOLVED META" fag predicted this>not a single content creator said falcon was a must pullwe will never escape the solved meta gaslight. no one really knows what the meta is. no one is able to gauge uma strength which is obvious from falcon and how this general was the only place where someone was saying that vodka is required for CM3. there are no uma experts
>>542453749this
>>542453445Proof that she doesn't?
>>542454049YAMERO
>it's STILL a golshi gameFuck OFF
>>542453323There's no complaint in my post, no any mention of employment. Consider ceasing to be whatever you are.
sex with belno
Sakura Bakushin O is angry at /uma/.
>>542454071a must pull is something that lasts longer than 1 CM bwo...
>>542454071I predicted thisI said she was a must pull
>>542454023>But as with all gacha games, the main fun is in the story and seeing the big cast of characters interact with each other or you.If you're playing the game for story why are you complaining about gameplay.There's a lot of people who don't care about slice of life stories and only play for spreadsheetkino.
>>542453708Both power cards and other cards with themProbably only clicked power 4 times that run
>>542453328If you prepped hard sorry you got that outcome. I accepted i was getting group B finals during ace runs and am content that I got just that.
>>542454003>Double circle affinity>Chances get higher past the 155 points>3 mile sparks on parent are more important than grandparentsYou are inferior to me. Don't bother replying. Take the information I gave you and improve yourself.
>>542454030xoguri is out by then
>>542454071everyone also said skip taishin
>>542454071I simply believed in the umadol from the very beginning
>>542453884>Pump Iron never triggersGolshi is the only end so far that can trigger pump consistently because she's pretending to be a pace or late by mid race because of her busted unique.
>>542454261No she can't you theorycrafting retard.
Teio!
>>542453474>no argument
>>542453172if they don't enjoy crafting legacies, watching their girls run and the thrill of victory and the taste of defeat they ain't cut out for this life
>>542454127oh no he's mad
Hishi....AKEBONO!
>>542453561I'm not following the conversation but the image made me snicker. Thanks anon
>>542454234>Aquarius Cup>it's not raining
>>542454261>Golshi can trigger Pump because she's usually in 4th place by mid raceOkay retard.
>>542454216>just hope for rng on top of rngYeah amazing mechanics you can influence
>>542453172Fuck off nigger. I will complain as much as I want
>>542454071I have seen a handful or so of anons here shilling Smart Falcon. But it's difficult to get her Turf aptitude to A or higher, which I assume contributed to her not being as well received as Seiun Sky. But if you have the resources to bring her to Turf A or S then she is a solid pick.
>run 70 G1's per day>win 12TT every dayI doubt many f2p's are doing this or are capable of doing this
>>542454305>>542454365Bet you your Taurus and Gemini Golshi had pump.
>>542454071They knew Falcon was strong they didn't it even more dominating than it is now. It was big on servers after Japan
>>542454441Learn to read.
>>542454071I ran her in Taurus and was talking about how she was amazing at running away from competition midrace.
You guys seem to be WAY angrier than usual today. Did your CM races not go good today? You do know you have another chance at reaching Finals A right, don't despair yet, just believe in the horses you train and you'll pull out a victory! Maybe.
>>542454441>pump in Gemini
>>542454521me on the left
>>542453774sub 1020 stamina smaru dies to nigger nature + mayano btw
>>542454518I lost 3 races todayI was very sad
>>542454360It's winter
>>542454518I got cucked out of my 3rd win because angling and scheming didn't trigger in first place on a 1200 wit uma
>>542448531This but Whinning Tickezo
>>542454340Buono buono!!
>>542454234lol no, smart falcon is the strongest here despite xoguri's existence
>>542454071>the playerbase armed with knowledge distilled from 3 different servers still ends up clueless
I like the pose Nice Nature does where she holds her hand out in front her with a worried/embarrassed look on her face I think it's super duper ultra cute.
>>542453172>anyone else in this weird limbo where it feels like every CM is the same repeat group of shitters crying about how unfair everything is?Wonder if it's a new batch of newfags, doomposting shitstirrers that don't play the game or genuinely retarded captive retards.Common points with all of them is that they are unable to understand that realistically, they were never going to win and that the game expects you to pay - no not $400, but rather seven fucking dollars which gives you so much value.They will also be against paying despite essentially pulling a lever as a job, no idea if you're talking with teenagers or NEETs who are strapped for cash and can't spend welfarebucks into anything but an internet connection.
I dont expect to win the finals but 'Cancer Platinum' sounds like an endgame title to acquire if I've ever seen one
>>542454518Don't worry, they're all quitting soon
>>542454770what do I get with $7 a month?
>>542454770>one 10 pull a month will stop you being shitNow this is just pure delusion
>>542454071I know everyone loves to shit on him (kind of deservedly) for glueing college to play UM and then losing his shit, but VF said that Falco would be very, very strong in CM3 and to watch out for her. He also said Blockushins would be hard to train effectively, and indeed, none of them have had Groundwork and out of 60 races, my Suzuka only got Blockushin'd once. Similarly, he said CM2 was Golshi's race, and that while Taishin was strong if built right, she was hard to build right (unlike Golshi), had bad stat growths for Gemini, and not everyone had her whereas everyone has Golshi. That's just one example of a sloptuber being correct. I'm sure other faggots could think of more examples.
>>5424486582/55/51/53/5Relying on late gambler aces fucking sucks. There's too much RNG. I don't know how people with good seiun and Falco are losing in this
>>542453607Global now gets more Carats from almost everything now. This CM is far less important than the others because of it. And you only need a single win in Round 2 to go to the finals which gives you a minimum of 500 carats and tickets. If you are actually that desperate, than start building Umas that can take you all the other. Otherwise you are just crying over not getting free gibs
name 3 horses
>>542454198>why are you complaining about gameplayBecause I'm not the anon complaining about gameplay and just wanted to say" video games aren't a waste" in response to that other anon. Also an F2P game with microtransactions having a PvP game mode would inevitably favor bigger spenders is off to me, even if all getting a full MLB SSR deck does is give you a visibly better odds of getting two stats to SS and getting specific gold skills better compared to F2Ps. But another anon here said that there are JP whales complaining that F2Ps can compete with them, so if that's the future of Uma Musume PVP then I'm looking forward to it. Besides, PvP is one game mode and not necessarily the endgame for this game, although it gives you something "more meaningful" to strive for in terms of seeing your umamusume shine.
>>542454770I refuse to buy daily carats on principle until they match the accelerated banners. 0.5 the value compared to the JP server is a slap to the face for global players.
>>542454071>not a single content creator said falcon was a must pullhttps://youtu.be/ZC8AvoEtLKA?t=323 not quite though he did suggest using Falcon as a blocker and not an Ace and some people did the reverse for Bakushin too
>>542454995Black horse. Brown horse. White horse.
>>5424549091500 free carats and 500 paid carats, equivalent to 20 pulls. If you hold onto the paid carats for a banner, daily pulling results in you spending less currency to reach 200 exchange points.>>542454929Anything else?
>>542454909a chance to give more money to cygenerous because its STILL not enough to spark that one card/uma you really wanted
>>542454518I'm not going to pull out of Nice Natie. There is no maybe.
>>542448658I haven't able to get more than 3 wins. Last one really sucked because Falcon had the lead but didn't proc Tail Held High or Angling and Scheming.Hopefully I get some luck tomorrow.
>>542454518Fucking stinky no good skank!
>>542453752I could slip my hand down her shirt and feel the erotic hardness of her chest.Probably couldn't even tell if its her chest or back without squeezing her sensitive nipples.
i don't understandmy umas all meet the stat requirements, they are even A+ sometimeswhy are they so bad this CM, last two CMs were comfortablewhy did a 900 speed seiun sky B+ with by 5 lengths over my A+ oguri with S mile, summer runner and left handed and good skillsit makes no sense
3rd place in A finals here I come
>>542455061how exactly does 20 pulls a month give MLB kitasan, MLB riko, seiun sky, summer maru, smart falcon, and christmas oguri?
>>542454770Spending money on uma musume specifically is a low return on investment. Only a shill would defend this pricing model
im still at work and can only matchmake like 6 hours from nowim so excited for round 2 bwos... i can't focus...
>>542454071for all its bullshit and lies, /uma/ does pretty well for the global server. Is it really a surprise that a mile-oriented uma (Vodka) with 20%/10% speed/power does well on a goddamn mile track? That Falco, with those same stat growths also does well when raised to Turf S? guidemakers who copy/paste data from the JP experience mindlessly are just grifters
>>542454071Gooks said to run her on the Namu wiki, that's literally the only place I've seen besides here telling people to use her for CM3
>>5424548722 more weeks sister
does early lead help activate groundwork? the conditions seem to indicate no
>>542454995I give up
So whats the deal with Samson Big (and I guess Stay Gold for that matter)? They are in the game but you can't pull them yet?
>>542454998>PvP is one game mode and not necessarily the endgame for this game, although it gives you something "more meaningful" to strive for in terms of seeing your umamusume shine.There really isn't anything else to do in this game though, maybe some community tournaments may feel more meaningful, but it's also PvP.
>>542455190It's all RNG! Just like real horse racing! Makes the losses feel terrible but the wins feel great!
>>542455260Have you noticed every two weeks the threads get slower?
>>542455190Seiun Sky’s ult is just that good on this track. If she’s first, and activates it, she wins 9/10 times
>>542455061so 200 pulls is $70 and takes 10 months?I'm not buying mr cygamesI will keep using my normal carats and if I ever need to whale for a spark I'll do it I guess
>>542455276No. It is a somewhat worthless skill right now.
>>542455276it does but not early enough
>>542455276it gets patched eventually to be able to proc out the gate, still a wit check kinda like focus but you're not completely fucked if rng doesn't want to give you decent greens.
bringing three horses that all have a chance to win is fun, I don't want to go back to using debuffers
i tried Opera's career and its weird as fuck this bitch gets a boost on stamina and her races arent even that long
>>542455003falcon was primarily used as a blocker in japan, ace falcon only started being a real thing in the korea.
I don't know what to make for cm4I thought I could at least get to A finals this cm but it seems I'm going to B group again like the other cms...even after 7-8 carrers every fucking day making grandparents, parents and aces and watching a lot of videos trying to identify what was gaslight and shitI'm officialy burnt out, but I want the carats they give at the cms fuck I don't know anymore
>>542455349No I'm not terminally online and mentally ill, sister
>>542455190Do you finally understand how keibafags feel? Just be glad you didn't lose 10k betting on them
>>542454995Kitasan BlackKitasan WhiteKitasan Brown
Doing a Fuji kiseki run, proc TWO gold inheritance events, groundwork spark, turf s and mile s, no rainbows for two summers, no speed rainbows in generalI’m going to bed, that one hurt
>>542454141>a must pull is something that lasts longer than 1 CM bwoshe's the strongest frontrunner on any distance but long until valentine bourbon releases.>>542454943actual good info if they said it during the smart falcon banner but otherwise it's just more proof to the lack of foresight.>>542455003that's all junk man. Falcon blocker over ace is suboptimal. Dropping this long after the banner ran out just exposes him. JP meta was baby shit and JP players shouldn't be taken seriously. The world was strong because JP was weak.
What I've learned today is that Groundwork is definitely like 95% mandatory BUT good mid-race skills can absolutely make up for it (FUCK Falco)
>>542455392the stamina bonus is for her speeches
>>542455398CM4 is Taurus 2 you can rerun your Taurus umas if you can't be arsed to train new ones.
>>542455398
>>542454995Jackie ChanChris TuckerGold Ship
>>542455190what's your acceleration skills for oguri?
>>542455398Im just throwing my 800 stamina 1 gold oguri and call it a day, I just dont care anymore
>>542454995fortnite danceskibbidi rizzyo daddy
>>54245548610 more loads...
>>542455190Fronts are completely broken and will become more broken with S. Maru. If the front in 1st procs angling and scheming they get a massive advantage that only a late/end gambler that gets a perfect line and procs all their skills stands a chance to close the gap
>>542455395Yeah gooks saw that Falco was used to deny Seiun Sky and logically that leads into why not just make her an ace if she's in the lead anyways
>>542455513You're right bro, nobody should pull on SMaru because Falco will just dominate them anyways. Thanks for showing us the light
>>542455513>The world was strong because JP was weak.Always been like this honestly. JP game gets translated and suddenly the meta leaps and bounds.
>>542454518This general is just always angry. Something about Global releases enrages both the long timers and the newbies
How do I make my pace not pace down? I hate seeing my pace start too well and drop down from 3rd to 6th because of it. I can't count how many races I've lost because of it.
>>542455513maruzensky mogs her violently however?
>>542455220>how exactly does 20 pulls a month give MLB kitasan, MLB riko, seiun sky, summer maru, smart falcon, and christmas oguri?Did I ever state that or is your brain having an aneurysm.>>542455234>"uhh your RoI for a fucking mobile game?"Nigger it's a casino, not our blackrock ojisan's investment fund.>>542455353You should play the game and do dailies, they recently buffed the carat income so you'll longer be getting 30 carats per week after launching and quitting the game every day.
>>542455220It doesn't, he's full of shit>a single pull has 3% chance of SSR, 18% SR, 79% chance R. You're not getting much shit with that.
I think I just fought someone who run multiple instances of the game in emulator.
Bakushin with Seiun's ult is unbeatable
>>542455772run your pace as front
>>542453323>>542454335gonna be real and say that I like chiyo poster
Can I run normal Maru and S. Maru in the same team?
>>542454203Thank you for the advice!
>>542455546rip Jackie Chan
So how do CM teams look like once XOguri and VBourbon are also out?
>>542455837t. Falconlet
>>542455398Goldshi, Oguri/Doto, Neicha/GrassAll of them are low effort and competitive enough
>>542455889sovless, just the way I love my meta.
>>542455276No, it procs later. It dovetails nicely with groundwork, but it won't proc it, it comes out too late.
>>542455373What a dork
>>542455889XOguri, Valentine Bourbon, Debuffer.
>>542455889SMaru XOguri VBourbon all as fronts
>run four front runner stamina debuffs between my debuffer and my hybrid>they have like 500 stam, no recoveries>they still livedebuffs aren't real
>>542455398leo is easier because you don't need to train fronts. just make any decent pace chaser.
>>542455772You can't. There's no wit check for pace down, it's just a distance check. Though, pace up is a wit check. Spamming mid race velocity skills also works.
Fuck it. Ace making is too fucking hard I'm just going to bring my Taurus winning Gold Ship to Leo Cup.
>>542455985Should have went with velocity debuffs instead bwo...
>>542455190Seiun and Falco is basically autowin if they are first and procced AxS. I only saw Seiun losing to Late once because it's a 13k whale grass with 1200/700/1200 and procced pump + every late skills possible
>>542455398here, anon, this should help: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1eTtlKhot_CBcxp3uTBV8Jw20Qjz5iwgYQtrsSRCbmQg/edit?gid=544072494#gid=544072494Now it won't improve your odds, but it will help point you in the right direction. I'm doing Suzuka, Gold Ship, and either Taiki, Grass, or Vodka. Full power inheritance unless my ace has a power stat, Maruzensky/Taiki parents.
what the fuck is uma sanpo for and why are we treating these halfhuman's like dogs and why are they fine with it
>>542455889This is our future
>>542456115Where is she?
>>542455896Start up a room full of falcons and my bakuwife will destroy them
>>542456228better than goldshit desu
>>542456228Back to Taurus
>>542456228>the more things change the more things stay the sameSomeone post the Taurus Cup gate
>>542455889They look as if a Chinese college dropout -who's streaming as a fulltime job- is running them
>>542455985Bro, your opening gambit?
>>542455985>they have like 500 stam, no recoveriesyou know the also have guts and that adds up?
>>542455398idk man have you tried running golshi she's been with you from the start she even got me to A finals this CM.
>>542455513lol retardrolling falcon for 1 cm isn't worth mentioning, only retards will shill herit's not even 1 cm for global considering s.maru will be available for the finals right now
Is GW necessary even on longer races?
>>542456286>Forces you to late startHeh. Nothing personal kid
>>542455624Considering I just lost 20 races in a row to those gambling late-surgers, I don't think front runners are quite so broken as you're making them out to be. Just A/S isn't enough.
>>542455398I'm going to make a stam recov spammer Tachyon with 1200 speed 1200 power.
>>542456228>F2Ps can compete bro>whales don't have an advantage bro
>>542456365Depends on if the race is 70% corners
>>542456416Technically you COULD have all those Umas with a strong deck, you just have to be extremely lucky.
>>542455985thanks for the free win anoncan't believe you guys still run stam debuffs after we told you to prioritize midrace skills
>>542456228>>542456317SOVL
I'm not running summer hag, winter fatty or chocolate robotI will run my Oshi, and she will win, because I have good knowledge of the game enough to beat meta faggotsBut I am also a whale so she will have the best MLB cards at her disposal
>wait a few hours to queue bro it's easier>5 whale lobbies in a rowxdd
>>542456507Bro why do you have a screenshot of CM4 already?!?!
>>542456507well if my wife isn't in the game might as well use meta?
>>542455190>why did a 900 speed seiun sky B+ with by 5 lengths over my A+ oguri with S mile, summer runner and left handed and good skillsyour uma is probably a stack stick with few useful skills. You're literally better off gambling on THH firing off of prepared to pass + a stack of other skills. Pace needs to position as close to the top 3 as possible throughout the race to stand a chance and need as many skills firing to get them there. GW Pace Pasa works because she can stick to them from the beginning
>>542456507Me on the
>>542456508I will also run cafe but on a poverty deck and we will lose finals
>>542456228chinktubers are trying to stop this by gaslighting people into rolling for Riko and skipping Ogurin. We should thank them instead of praising false messiah witgod who keeps shilling xmas oguri
>>542456295Me on the right
i like to imagine that tracen has a underground jail where they put all the umas in estrus until it goes away
>2 Natures
>>542456507>3* golshi soulless
>>542456507I'm going to laugh so fucking hard when CM4 is the same as this. The majority of the playerbase simply does not have enough shit to give to grind Smaru.
Nothing better than a flatty who loses to children
>>542456558Sorry but the Saudi Princes just woke up, better luck next time.
The only Front Runner I will ever use is Twin Turbo.
>>542456137This is why I've accepted my fate in the Group B finals, which is fine for me. I have neither Seiun nor Falco on my team so for me, going 1/5 in Round 2 Group A seems to be my ceiling. Fat chance getting 3 wins.
>>542456507home
>bad mood x3>bad mood x3>bad mood x2>bad mood x3>bad mood x3I really do hate CMs
>>542456191you WILL give her the **npo and you will like it
Uhh can you stop using the C slur bwos
>put the wrong horse in
:D
Isn't Falco also pretty good for Leo why are people saying you only use her for one CM?
>>542456719AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAthis was so fucking cute, I love romantic shit like this
>three Vodkas + Blockushins in a rowI grow tired of this charade
>>542456767multiple times I've been queued into a match where I'm 1st favorite but they gave me bad mood
>>542456602>we will lose finalsCafe had a 100-1 odds on the 2001 Kikuka ShoOnly her trainer believed in her and she took first place
>>542456820Because S Maru will win almost every time.
>>542455373>>542455957She's cuuuuuuuuuuutttttttteeeeeee
>>542456656Nevermind it didn't matter
>>542456820Because she can't beat Super Maru.
>>542456295me on the left
>>542456820Content creators (gooks, chinks and EOPs) haven't seen what globalGODS are capable of
>>542456692>Slop McQueen
>>542456295my precious SUPER FUNNY wife
>>542455190Because you don't have any accel skills
>>542456767that's why you use multiple aces bwo
>>542456820maruzensky has a gold recovery and falcon doesn't
i cant believe i have to wait an entire year to get her
>>542456725I went 1/5 2/5 1/5 3/5 without a single frontrunner so there is a chance, but today matches were really front heavy, very hard matchups for my team.
>>542456719Ummm...what's going on...?
>>542455190Speed doesn't really matter until the end but Sky's ult allows her to get so far ahead few can ever catch up if ever
>>542456669>The majority of the playerbase simply does not have enough shit to give to grind SmaruBwo I thought the same about groundwork, like surely there won't be that many people that will go through all the autism of farming sparks for weeks, setuping grandparents while loosing half of your careers due to basically only running 5 cards instead of 6, and then praying all the stars align in an actual ace run with groundwork and all the required greens. And here we are, every lobby has 3-6 fully built gw fronts. I swear, the playerbase in this game is the most sweatiest out of all gachas.
Why does she do this, is she okay?
>>542455889SMaru gets completely replaced by VBourbon and her own speed cardVBourbon is used in mile and mid because she fucking dies in long races, Kita is a better front runnerXOguri is used in mile, mid and long but is heavily reliant in 777 and u=ma2 so she's not used in some tracksand the third slot is usually reserved for whatever you want, if they're strong of course
>>542456829>three Vodkasso you're getting mad someone's using the same strat as you?
>>542455251This is also my resource, they said she was good and that El Condor Front is good80% of here were still narita fraudshin merchants during CM2-CM3 intermission
>>542457093>And here we are, every lobby has 3-6 fully built gw frontsMy lobbies have more Vodka and GW than fronts.
>2/5>2/5im fucked
>>542455825I'm sure they are but lol if just the same name?
>>542456827Where did you read it?
>>542456834The one time my best uma had a great mood she took 1st by a mile, no pun intended.
>>542457104yes
HishiAma keeps calling me her n-word and I don't know what to say back
>>542457249Wait this ult animation is fucking incredible. This may be the one thing to make me roll for Agnes Digital.
>>542456820Falcon is good for any Mile/Medium CM. The only trouble is getting enough turf sparks to reach A, so if you have her, it's worth getting a decent 3-6* dirt on a native parent, so you have more flexibility with your borrows. I don't know what the odds are of getting 2 or 3* pinks, though. But once you get Falco to Turf A, the strat is pretty much the same:>meet stam requirements>max speed>800ish power if possible>as high wit as possible> trackdistance corners/straights velocity skills>THH>Playtime's Over>Curvature>Angling+any other applicable late-race velocity/accel skillObviously not all of those are going to be possible unless whale, but if you can meet the most important, Falco will be a decent front. Better than Summer Hag? Don't know.
>>542457059Grass wants her Trainer to confess then kiss her while grabbing her big fat American ass.
>>542457353Am I supposed to get arouse by this weird art style?Because it's working
>>542457204at mangadex. Collection of romance uma musume stories, all headed towards marriage
>>542457374That's her chink altthis one is her normal one
>>542457104She's imagining boobs in her hands
>>542457389That's not in the contract
falcon beats smaru every time if she's ahead during midrace. it's raw RNG between the two but smaru doesn't have to get turf sparks
>>542455868you almost got me
>>542452110You can also get non-standard as a hint from Top Gun SR (she also guarantees focus at the end of her chain)
When is Nakadashi Festa coming? I need the Patroness Saint of Gamblers. NOW.
>>542457353I know she's trying to tell me something but I can't figure out what
>queue right after round 2 opens>2/5>2/5>wait to see if matchmaking gets easier>queue again just now>0/5>0/5I hate nigers so much it's unreal
>Get drunk>Vodka steals my group A finals entry>This close of a callI LOVE GAMBLING
>>542457512>Collection of romance uma musume stories, all headed towards marriageYOU'RE INSANETHATS SO LEWDthanks, I'll try find it
A dog!
Can someone explain the difference between acceleration and velocity in this game? What exactly does acceleration do vs. what does velocity do?
>>542457093>>542457156>never trained groundwork ever>try it with freshly acquired maruzensky>learn how her career works in 2 attempts>got both groundwork and thh to work on my 4th try of making groundwork. Everyone's fucked in the finals vs Summer Maruzensky. Lets all just be honest here
>>542457249>>542457513Not really that funny...
>>542457512>>542457667Uma Musume Pretty Derby - UmaYome Uma X Tore Kekkon Seikatsu Goudou (Doujinshi)
lategods will win
>>542457676forget about dropping collegebro dropped out of high school...
>>542457249>the gold portrait Air Shakur
>>542457761bronze
>>542457389Grass would be mortified that people think she's got a big ass...
No marriageGo back to racing
>>542457761DO NOT KEK ME OUT OF SUMMER HAG SPECHUD
Oh crap!
>>542455772That's why you give your pace pump iron + redshift
>>542457676I always laugh when anons ask this.
>>542456416Witgod is free to play and has at least SMaru and Oguri (not sure if he pulled Bourbon) you just have to have a 3lb Kita then pull smart after that.
>>542457771I’m asking about the game mechanics not what the words mean in reality. You know how obfuscatory Cygenerous is with descriptions and mechanics.
>Career with parent deck>Arima Kinen, single front so she paces down until paces overtake her>Set her to pace>Can't get the lead because no skills for pace or that race so no groundworkI'm not even mad
>>542457676open a dictionary nigger
>>542457914it's the same...
>>542457730These devious umas...snapping up their trainers as if Tracen was just a front for hooking up well-to-do umas with promising young men!!!
>>542457676spechantryingnottolaugh.jpg
>>542457864what do the words say on the thing spe is holding
>>542457914it's the same, retardchama
>>542457914>cygames invented new physics
>>542456558In my experience it's about 30 minutes to an hour after for semis. I always instant queue qualifier days because the pool is so big it's still in my favor EST
>>542457949Thanks for the answer.
>>542457879>give your pace pump ironBased knower. Ryan has Killer Tunes that cucks her out of 6th when her unique requires her to be in 6th, and no one questions why.
I'm guessing smaru wants a lot of mid race skills like any other front runner right?
>>542457914>>542457676So acceleration is like hachimi and velocity is like bakushin
>>542457676>>542457771>>542457887>>542457929I graduated engineering school a decade ago and I can't remember what's the difference.I don't work as an engineer any more if that wasn't already incredibly obvious.
>>542457667The Grass chapter is one of the best-written ones, and the Suzuka chapter made me wriggle and grin like a little girl, I love fluffy shit like this
>>542457987Pick-up
>>542457676acceleration = makes you reach your top fastervelocity = gives you a higher top speed
>>542458141velocity is speed at point in timeacceleration is change in velocity over some time
>mood down>-5 guts>-10 energy>migraine>all of this one day before summerokay nigger game, anything else you want to throw at me?
>>542458212SLOW METABOLISM!
>>542457676velocity = target speed (11m/s)acceleration = how fast you reach that speed (increase of 1m/s)
>>542458208Memories...UNLOCKED
>>542458212Yeah slacker, since you're asking.
>>542458212Get this man a couple slacker events hell roll all the mood ups in a row before ending in the mood down
Tried the advice for only hitting Power when every power uma + 2 were on it and got this. Bitch is on life support.
>>542458212Slacker
the introduction of skills has been a disaster for the uma musume community all you read is groundwork this groundwork that.i just want PvE events where you race against cars and helicopters
THAT IS ENOUGHMARRIAGE IS BETWEEN NINGEN ONLYGET BACK TO RACING YOU STINKY ANIMALS
>>542454071It's all documented nigger. What, you think the people currently playing Falcon pulled the knowledge out of the ether? My best advice is to stop watching sloptubers especially the chinese ones. They know what was meta, it's the previous server they played in. I'm cutting witgod some slack because his builds aren't deliberate gaslights, just outdated.
>>542458205top speed*fuck I've been doing too many Leo parent runs and I'm losing my shit
>>542458212Could be worse
>Look through trainers on chronogenesis>Followed someone that quit the game over two months ago
Despite many loses, I'm having way more fun this CM by watching every single race and cheering my wife onProbably also helps that every race this CM isn't a 3200m slog
>>542458151>tfw no Kentucky weeb wife
>>542458431>too difficult to cultivate>meanwhile Globalchads are nass producing them out the ass
>>542458589what's wrong with the kid?
>>542458714American...
>>542457667>>542457730>Falco is still in the dating phase whereas Flash is 10 years marriedFalco....
>mileam the jokah baby hehehe hohohoo hahaha i'm going to blown my brains out
>>542458793idols can't have boyfriends
She's patiently waiting
>>542458793Better late than never
It's going to be so fucking funny when, in the finals, my front runner gets blocked for like the first time and my El and Grass Wonder just decide not to activate any skills so they all lose.
>>542458793What the other anon said, also Eishin was an uma with a plan. It was inevtiable.
>>542458084>no one questions why.I assumed it was one of Cygames' brilliant (read: retarded) early-game decisions.Like the Shatterproof skills
>>542458512Yeah but what can they do if a human tries to kill themselves?Nothing
>>542458431That reminds me, I think I've seen literally zero Els either win or weren't complete garbage. I thought people were trying to build her this cup (funnily also slightly shilled by witgod)
Which uma would be a kissing addict demon?
>be in first>angling doesn't activatelol lmao
>>542458935
>>542459027Check the OP
>>542458793>>542457730>>542458976>Tama's married to her trainer>She's still fucking poorTama-chan...
>>542458997She thinks she has her trainer wrapped around her fingers but what if she gets rejected?
>almost lost a race to a front runner tachyon early todayopen grade is a wild place
>>542457521The contract has been altered.>>542457823It's one of those open secrets. Everyone knows but nobody wants to say it out loud.
>>542459136Her machinations and plans are 100% fool proof.
>>542459168>>542459273Ass vs tits, the battle for the ages
semen status?
Suzuwife!
>>542459305I wont betray my fatherland.
>>542459305
>uma wife propaganda>meanwhile the urara trainer skipping the wife part and is already on raising an uma child part....
>>542459465I want to plap Grass so bad.
How many rolls are you doing for summer cow tomorrow? I'll probably do three 10-pulls since I'm only at 22.6k.
>>542459321Creek took all of my semen..
>>542459023Front Pasa is unfortunately a meme build and Pace Pasa with groundwork is outdated tech. I saw someone here claim their pace pasa netted them wins earlier though.
>>542459515Here's your package deal wife. She comes with your new daughter.
>>542459305tits is only good if the ass is also goodass can be good by itself
8 turns of infirmary not curing night owl, it's beyond the limit of the text backlog.
Why is Creek cuter in the anime
>>542459549She knows it too
>>542458793>hair down falcosexo...
>>542459067This guy went from doing 10/10 blazblue animations to this jank
I'm so full of Olive Garden right now. I just want to sleep
>>542459739is the unlimited pasta back?
>>542459610My pace pasa can eat middlingly built fronts in less front heavy lobbies by spamming the fuck out of mid race/corner velocity with THH so she can just go to 2nd and then proc her ult without having front multipliers
>542459338yakuza, where is the fukuwife doujin??? stop hiding it!!
>>542459715>>542459465sniff
>>542459549Does she mind anal?
>>542459726I can never find Uma Musume porn arousing. It just doesn't work for me. >>542459805yeah, it's $15
SEAfrens is the summer event tomorrow or the day after for us?
>>542459890>cropped slop
>>542459903>yeah, it's $15hell yeah gonna do my dailies/fan runs there then
>>542459890>>542459878This slut...
>>542458536The races are far more exciting that's for sure.
>>542459610She's weak in front heavy rooms but pretty good in low front rooms, considering her build could be better.
I've been seeing a lot of Gold Ship x Fenomeno yuri art recently
>>542459965based, I think they changed the way the breadsticks are made. It was pretty weird. Consistency was crunchier and taste was a lot less buttery than I remember. I did my cm runs there and lost every single one.
>>542459679Just roll with it bwo. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
>>542459865It exists
>>542460080>Wasting stomach space on breadsticksnyooooooo
>>542459715releasing my sperm on Grass' fat butt
>>542460084The Beast does not concern herself with slow metabolism when her speed is capped
>>542459967Okay so whats the strategy to hook up with Bourbon at this point
>>542459067that face makes her look extra retarded
>he thinks breadsticks are cheapnigga one breadstick is easily worth 50 dollars in this economy
>>542460210Scarlet is going to get her 11 kids by any means necessary
>>542460208just run her careeryou literally meet her dad and score hella points in the ending
>>542457048She's got a cool animation. Didn't expect it out of her.
I've never been to Olive Garden
>>542448843Is this the stats of a blockushin? I feel like Im not getting enough power
>>542458536That's because there are things actually happening in the race besides getting blueballed by golshit not proccing straightway spurt.
>>542460140Do you just highroll your stomach on nothing but pasta? What about the soup, anon? There is pasta, soup and breadsticks and salad! The taste of pasta alone wont satisfy. Then again you can mix and match them so you can have a large variety of protein and sauces. Theres probably somewhere between 200 combinations total
>>542460353you're not missing anything the food is prepackaged and microwaved
>>542460353Is she on slow metabolism or is she pregnant?
>>542460290Those 50 dollars? all me.
Gentildonna is so fucking hot.
>>542460374If your bakushin doesn't have AT LEAST 1k power and 800 wit you're not blocking anyoneIf you have curvature + double circle mile/front corner + escape artist maybe your build will work on shittier fronts
>>542460353It's nothing special desu. Cheap and big portions. Used to be a "fancier" place but has declined with time.
>>542459903last time i tried unlimited pasta they took forever for the second serving and gave little
>>542460353oguri after i double stuff her
>>542460473too small
>>542459615>first rate wife and genki daughteryour terms are acceptable
>luckshitted into group A finals again
>900 wit Grass and Natie with late-savvy green>only see Dominator and Murmur in half the races>All-Seeing Eyes requires you to be at the back late-race to proc, but high wit activates the passing mechanic constantly to the point my 500 power Natie is already at the front every timeIt's insane how much harder this kusoge is when you start noticing small details like that, maybe the strat is just making her an ace and putting in a mix of debuffs and useful skills like cygames intended her to have
>>542460473
https://x.com/kibefarm/status/1977570407000744359Is this the future of Uma?
I still haven't started training for Leo. Anyone have the graphic?
>>542460479Isn't that a good thing? Unless you mean the quality has also declined but then again so has everything so if it's cheap AND big then it's already better than almost everything.
Marriage is between ningen ONLY
>>542459615i love these two
>>542460431>Do you just highroll your stomach on nothing but pasta?Yes, I get nothing but chicken alfredo until my stomach explodes
Eishin wife!
>>542460473Indeed.
>>542460352DON'T PULL THE SWORDMERLIN IS GOING TO GIVE YOU A DICK IF YOU DO
>>542460575i won 4 races in a row then proceeded to straight lose the next 9
>>542460497I think it really depends on the hour of when you go. I was pretty late and it wasnt superpacked. You could always try to frontload the pasta by asking for extra or two servings at once. I don't really know their restrictions
>I really want to post the Leo infographic with a small edit or two to make it less accurateI wonder how much false information has been spread about this game simply because someone was bored
I can't believe you guys were talking about pasta without me.AGIAN
>>542460636Blacks too over them. Fazoli's was the real good shit.
>>542460593Literally me just needs them also doing the multiple set of popping eyes animation>>542460683Right? It's fucking crazy how hot she is.
>the sexiest uma, daiwa scarlet, is a mare that is huge as fuck and could be mistaken as a stallion irl>the 2nd sexiest uma, gentildonna, is mare that is huge as fuck and could be mistaken as a stallion irlWhat did Cygames even mean by this
>>542460760name 1 pasta
>>542460670Holy cow
>>542460670
>>542460636Yeah, the quality is abysmal. Barely food. That and nothing but carbs. Probably the worst stuff you can put in your body.
>>542460749March my beloved
>>542460802large umas are sexy
3/51/51/54/5Most of my losses Groundwork didn't activate with 431 wit
>>542460812I named him Johnathan.
>>542460374Blockushin needs power, not wit. Wit holds position but it's the groundwork into distancing on the first hill that makes her work then the mid race skills prevent any funny bussiness.Pic related, she beats idols any day unless it's a turbowhale.
>>542460585>but high wit activates the passing mechanic constantly to the point my 500 power Natie is already at the front every timefunnily enough I had this exact problem in Taurus. Double Savvy increases wit and fov which makes you almost unblockable, but one of Murmur's requirements is being blocked for a few seconds so I rarely got it to proc
>>542460758kek
>>542460797I fell in love as soon as I saw her. Sexy gorilla wife.
>>542460705I lost like 14 races before sweeping my last 5
>>542460661I could understand that, chicken alfredos really good but me? I'll have the spaghetti and meatballs and maybe some of the meat sauce with chicken after>>542460760who invented pasta?
I can't decide if I want to spark for smaru or notTell me what I'm supposed to think
>>542457968i think crown is hotter than dia
>>542457381Falco is only good on mile and sprints, she mid on mediums because of how long the track is and its harder getting medium s on her, where it matters more.
>start doing suicide fan careers with silence suzuka>it's actually quite fun to race every single turnthis might prevent danchou from kicking me even!
>>542460963There is no fragment SMaruzenskyDo it
I think Oguri might be retarded
>>542459610my front pasas been doing pretty good been a couple times where she cant proc angling because of falco and her unique wins the race anyway
>>542461065>>542460990both wrong
>>542460661>>542460959>chicken alfredo vs spaghetti and meatballsA battle as old as time itself...
>>542460824Oh then that makes sense. True. But all the tasty delicious stuff is unhealthy anyways, may as well eat the unhealthy stuff you DO enjoy if you're going to, right?
>>542460954>the camera is focused on opera and is obscuring the thumbs upkek
>>542460971So, does she really hate men, or is just a common mischaracterization?
>>542461123McQueen...easy on the carrots...
>>542460812Pasta Chan-
>>542459937The day after
I wanna rollI wanna rollI wanna rolllllllll
>>542460959Clearly El Condor Pasta.
>>542461227hahah!
>>542459715>>542459465made for hotdogging
>>542459610pasa can win if there are fewer frontrunners but everything else she's deadweight and loses to good frontrunners
>>542458431Why can't I view this fag's image on kurobaex peaceandlove fork, what are you doing bro? I know its you everytime.
>>542460819Awfully cute
>>542460802that daiwa and gentildonna WILL be forced to accept my semen in their wombs
>>542461242Thanks bwo
>>542461131I've long since been able to enjoy unhealthy foods. Honestly, just eat meat, vegetables and fruit. You can make some crazy tasty keto stuff.
>>542461225Its more fear than hate and yes its something that happens in her career
>>542460953Deshou? Same.
>>542461268Wouldn't your cock get kinda filthy from Grass' ass sweat
How many days does it take for danchou to get his role taken? Danchou hasn't logged in for almost 14 days I think...
>>542461196Duramente love
>>542461225She doesn't "hate" men, she just has trouble talking with them and is uncomfortable with men around.
>>542461123We all know Spaghetti and Meatballs are superior. There are more memories and romantic scenes and experiences shared over Spaghetti and meatballs than there are for chicken alfredo. Women would rather date a spaghetti and meatballs man than a chicken alfredo one. Even Umas prefer spaghetti and meatball trainers.
>>542461390I think its 2 weeks
>>542461356Turn that frown upside down!
>>542461356
>>542460575>first CM >luckshit into A finals>3rd place>2nd CM>luckshit into A finals>3rd place>this CM>luckshit into A finals>I wonder what will happen nextI'm a bronze collector at this point
>>542461482Nattie...
Im falling for the uma wife propaganda
>>542461282>google what that is>it's some phoneposter shitI don't want phoneposters seeing my posts, sorry.
>>542461409>chicken alfredo enjoyers are betas>spaghetti and meatball fans are alphasCould it really be that simple?
>>542461482bronze collectors are obligated to marry neicha
>>542461387Sweat's not the worst thing to get on a dick, I'll be fineAll I wanna do is nut between those cheeks
>>542461567>alpha>thinking about "what would women prefer"yeah nah
>>542461339I think keto alters your tastebuds. Certain things just taste better in a state of ketosis. I've ended up in ketosis during cutting quite a few times. It's alright makes the flavorless protein shakes a lot better
>>542461464why is she in first place in the last panel?
>>542461551Oh nyo...
I think I'll cook da spicy meat ball spaghetti this week
>Page 9Looks like it's over for /uma/ bros...
driving in my car
>>542461654Based fitbro. Keto and fasting a king for cutting but I put some fruit and milk in when bulking. Nowadays I can feel what food is good for me and what isn't.
>the_most_damaging_gaslight.jpgCan someone describe my image, I can't seem to post it
>>542461812We need to keep cooking, anon. We'll have the thread reheated in no time
>>542461339Sex with Marusexsky and sex with her tits. Uh, not even the occassional junk food? Already do actually, I've been blending lots of fruits lately, been having plenty of vegetables in soups, and cook meat when its not too expensive. I don't think I can live without having pasta in my life though. That said what are some of that "crazy tasty keto" stuff though?
New bread???
>>542461872>2200m and 3200m have the same stamina requirement
>>542461836Pay attention
>>542461952No, /uma/ is a pasta thread now.
>>542461482Neicha sensei...
should I even be making more than one front runner ace in the next CM? It seems like everything is being optimized for S.Maru as the sole front runner ace and I dont even know if I have the carrots for her
>>542461952Sorry bwo we reached EOS...
>>542461872Needing passing skills on your fronts.
>>542461390Now that's a horse loafUmazing
>>542462070>>542462070>>542462070>>542462070>>542462070
>>542462027I like Alfredo Pizza from Cicis Pizza. I remember playing Hydro Thunder and Die Hard Arcade at mine. Wish I could had saved the boards of they were throwing them out...
>>5424618721200 Stamina 3 Golds for Gemini
>>542462027>>542462101NEW PASTA
>>542461910Anything involving ground beef, cheese and spices. Taco seasoned ground beef with onions and bell peppers. Cheeseburger casserole. There are a lot of recipes online that are pretty yummy and not very expensive.
>>542462136I miss hydro thunder
>>542461301>forced
