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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IW2DfjcjFrsThoughts?
>>542465321I actually liked it wish there were more Yo buddy covers and at least one Giga pudding lyrical cover
I fucking HATE Sans
>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO IS NEXT?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WILL BE?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVERNTURE NO. 3?">ME DON'T KNOWS. AND ME DON'T CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
I can't wait for Jevil's rematchhttps://youtu.be/cNIIMDWafuQ?si=0nbP9FOJ5zq9wG-f
>>542465212can you not make this the bread you fucking pedophile
>>542465548lmao what the fuck are you talking about
>>542465487Is it possible to play the mobile NOISZ game if you don't have a tablet or a really huge phone?
>>542465548nnot even a pedo image its a funny thread pic
>>542465548What's so wrong about it anon? Angry that it's making you excited?
>>542465548Anthro reindeers are not real
>>542465615For story progression, you can play all the songs from easy-hard on a phone with thumbs. Some of the overload charts are also thumb friendly. The endgame Queen's Ascension mode on regular difficulty (for unlocking v-ignition) also only contains thumb-friendly charts.
>>542465449maus spotted :3
>>542465449yo anonymaus how’s it going
>>542465212Based noel
>>542465926You wish they were you sad little man.
>>542466194>>542466231i dun ged it
>>542466317That guy and probably 80% of /k/ wish this.
>>542466194>>542466231I drew Gokuppins to help stop the meteor. To my dismay, the Gokuppins is receiving penis, not power.
>he
>>542466383he needs more cocks to stop the meteor
I am a slave to fat women. I love fat women more than I love myself.
>>542466535Yet you have 0 fat bitches
>>542466535I hate fat bitches and you should feel ashamed
i'm going to kfc you guys want anything
>>542466627the ghost of william wallace...
>>542466615One day that will be fixed.
>>542466535I love fat bitches and you should feel empowered
>>542466670Fries and a small 7up>>542466703Good luck anon I'm rooting for you
>>542466757Aw come on anon, I'm going to fatten you up with a three piece meal, large fry and stacks of gravymmmmmmmmm
>>542466535>>542466703You an Alphys appreciator, by any chance?
>>542466856Use to fuck a girl exactly like this. It has permanently locked my tastes towards cute faced, grubby BBW's.
Kris should be more schizophrenic and also be bent over a counter while I fuck him senseless
>>542466856Dude I don't think you can post that. her entire alphussy is out.
>>542466856Yes.
>>542467003That looks more like a camel toe but yeah that's showing a bit much.
>>542466856Me except I successfully starved myself and lost weight
>>542466317No I don't. They'd probably smell bad and have ticks. Fortunately, they continue to be fake and therefore sexy.
>>542466932>>542467025My mans.
>>542466670Popcorn chicken please
>>542466317>buzz lightyear in the thread
>>542467128plapdaddys UNITE
>>542466670We have food at home.
Can you believe some people settle for KFC when Popeyes exists?
>>542467264ah, sorry, you kind of left me out for too long and now i'm covered in bacteria. guess you're eating out
>>542466329anon forgot he was namefagging as anonymaus now we know that ritual post is him
The gokuppins on the whiteboard needs more cocks to shield the drawings from the meteor!>CAPTCHA: YAAP0
>>542466670Do they still have Double Downs? I liked Double Downs.
What is this Crusader namefag shit this like missing one day of math class I'm so lost
>>542467587You wouldn't get it, forget about it.
>>542467587spontaneous jokejoin in
>>542467650It all started when I named myself Crusader of Dark as a joke and other anons started changing their names too
>>542467383We're eating cereal then. We can't afford food after the divorce.
>>542467587People are making fun of a sperg who namefags as "Crusader of Light" who complains about the game having a plot more slightly complex than "beat bad guys X, Y, and Z."
>>542467779Um actually, that's wrong.
>>542467587You haven't seen that one namefag who's so anal-pained about UT/DR being gay that he started namefagging and bitches about how the player has no dignity, and how Zelda is a series with dignity?Or how made mods for DR to replace the Susie statue with Kris and change their pronouns, and is doing the weird route because that's the only way he'll finish the mission?Basically we have a retard problem. I guess I could have just said this part and left it at that, but context is fun!Have a fat lizard.
>>542467587It's a namefag we're making fun of. The autistic one who can't engage with a videogame on its own terms.
I'm gay
Guys, what if Susie knows she's cucking us??
>>542467436https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/542306406/#542306554i see, thank you
Alright I'm ACTUALLY driving to KFC now. That gokuippins better be covered in man meat by the time I get back.To the valuable soldier drawing that detailed purple penis above his head: you're the kind of soldier that keeps our beautiful continent of whiteboardia safe.
>>542466932You fucked a lizard?
Although I like fat bitches I also like muscular ladies and I am a little sad that there's been way less Alphys/Undyne content for a while because that has both
It's not as funny when the actual crusader isn't here
>>542467995...
>>542468058What's your thoughts on Susie, who is both?
>>542468076No, according to the Funny Bibble, this is comedy gold.
>>542468076yeah
>The tale with an extremely unhappy ending that breaks everyone's spirit the moment they see it? That's supposed to be evil?Sometimes, it's best to take what's given to you, changing fate isn't always worth the cost. Sans had a whole diner scene about that in UT.
>>542468096
>>542467587The original Crusader of Light is/was someone who complained about how DR in contrast to UT doesn't offer any choices, but instead everyone is gay and loves each other.This is an extremely funny perspective on the two games because obviously Hometown is much more dystopian than the UT underworld.
>>542466979wicked based
i want to be loved
>>542468143I like Susie a lot but I'm not really attracted to her or any of the Fun Gangers
>>542468237I don't buy it, you don't have a fucking fever dream that compels you to make it a reality for over the span of 10+ years to just have the ending be "Welp just gotta be happy with what ya got!"
>>542468440Yes. The tyrannical Carol adminstration must be overturned.
Ok, it was funny with all the penises but the SICK BASTARD who drew the fucking sans that is WAY too far
post gasters
Where were you during the Crusaders vs Pippins civil war?
>>542468668now we're talkin
>>542468237>Sans had a whole diner scene about that in UT.He was wrong though. Objectively wrong. True Pacifist only happens because you go against that idea.Also Gaster doesn't encourage you to do the weird route, he just doesn't discourage it. Same with FRIEND. They're associated with shadow crystals, not the weird route. So Ralsei's comments about the weird route have no bearing with regards to Gaster.
i drew a lil guy on the meteor
>>542468668ok.
>>542468668Ugh, he's so cute. He's SO CUTE! WIFE MATERIAL!
>>542468237I wanna see Ralsei torch the source of the Prophecy to the ground, if only to give him a moment of catharsis he deserves.
has the "kris is the earth" theorist been here recently? i want to read more from them now that chapter 3 and 4 are on the ground
>>542468819aww i like the glasses
>>542468802i knew it'd come down to this... hot coleman
>>542468668my names wing gasterhit you with my ding blasterof all the goners im the ring masterno time left i gotta sing faster
>>542468668
>>542468687I was one of the few survivours of the dread battle of Cuck Point. Me and my order were fresh from training. We were so sure that the war would have been over by Friday. We were so wrong. We walked right up under a P.I.S.S (Pippin Intergrated Society of Socialists) ambush. We was a bloodbath. I only managed to survive by hiding under the corspes of my comrades. Thankfully, those days are long behind me. I'm now married to my beautiful Pippin wife and had two abomininable children with her.
>>542468668sadster
>>542468668I give you a funny image with a funny audiohttps://voca.ro/13tmbRJh5ynY
>>542465548This so much this!!!I can't upvote this enough!!!!!
>>542468583>>542468782I actually agree on sans being wrong, but where do you think sans, "the man from the other world"", got all his knowledge from? What is sans basing his opinions on? Where did sans learn these lessons? All the talk about consuming timelines and "knowing what comes next" didn't come from nowhere.W.d. "666" gaster is bad news. Nothing connected to him or his devil's knife will lead to a good ending. Any potential good ending will be outside of gaster's machinations.
>>542468668Gaster usually has the best fanart
>>542469428>Any potential good ending will be outside of gaster's machinations.He brought us here.
>>542469514That's not a good thing. The only way to get the best ending is for us to QUIT
>>542468451That's a nice Kris. I think Kris is at his best when he's mental. It's always great to see mental Kris art. I don't anticipate Toby doing it, but with all the stress in Kris's life and devil imagery especially in weird route, it'd be nice to see him reluctantly become some sort of demon, some sort of "was a normal troubled kid who had too many bad things happen."
>>542469428"Gaster is bad because he's the devil" doesn't work because Toby loves SMT where Lucifer is often depicted as the lesser of two evils and sometimes outright good.
>>542469676Nah. I quit in UT after the barrier was down and monsters returned to the surface. I will quit in DR once I get shit sorted out there too.and again: ol Tobias isn't about to pull that shit with us saying "AHAHA YOU FUCKERS ARE ACTUALLY EVIL AND SHOULD HAVE NEVER STARTED THE GAAAAMMMEEE!!"
>>542469784he's cited SMT as an inspiration, but it doesn't mean it dominates his entire interpretation of absolute evil.
>>542469428>kris has devil motifs with the horns and being mischievous>has a knife in the light worldwhat if his knife's dark world form is this special big one, devils knife?
>>542469859Sure, but there's nothing suggesting he believes in the Christian interpretation either.
>>542469950I genuinely hope Kris' knife is actually something really important in the dark world. The little weirdo is very fond of it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCrAwqXKJP4
>>542469962so your reasoning is moot by comparison then.lmao.
>>542470104WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME
Does gokupippins have enough cocks yet to stop the meteor?
>>542470226no, there needs to be enough to form a cushioned barrier
>>542470058
>>542470104What? The point is that the idea that Gaster must be bad because of the 666 stuff is predicated on the assumption that Toby thinks the devil is absolute evil and that he uses demonic imagery specifically to mark a character as evil. My argument is that there's zero evidence suggesting Toby thinks that way and his interest in SMT and JRPGs in general means he's not married to traditional Christian God Good, Satan Bad stuff.
>>542470395your argument is based entirely on assumption, so you tell me what the problem with it is.
>>542468687something about sprites and prototyping because the meteor says the game is starting
>>542470104MOOT???????
>>542470589You're just doing "nuh uh, I'm rubber and you're glue" without actually addressing my argument.
>>542470989>"but there's nothing suggesting he believes in the christian interpretation either!"so what->"my assumption has more basis than your assumption, cause... t-toby played SMT! so his interpretation of the devil is DEFINITELY related to that!"your argument is literally an assumption. there is no argument, because you have no legitimate facts to provide besides "he played this game, so this is how he's gonna present x"
it's 2 in the morning and I don't have anything I particularly want to do
>>542471596kiss me on my hot mouth
>>542471596suck me on my hot cock
>>542471640>>542471667are either of you feminine or at least androgynous in appearance?
>>542471194Legitimate facts include the fact that the Dreemurrs have Satanic imagery and are clearly not evil, except for the one who turns into an angelic god instead. Another legitimate fact is that "Heaven" and the Angel are associated with Spamton, who is explicitly evil and even refers to himself as such, while devils are associated with Jevil who is at worst amoral. Furthermore, 90% of UTDR is a ripoff of JRPGs that Toby likes. So considering what's already in the games, as well as basic pattern recognition, it's far more likely that he's going to rip off a JRPG again.
do you think it's a coincidence that hussie wrote homestuck right after 4chan made a lot of noise about how scientology is based on shitty scifi and now his most prolific disciple is part of the japanese video game mafia?
>>542471742do i count as androgynous if i look like a dollar store kris and shave rigorously
>>542471873Fuck, you speak genuine facts, but you present them in such a smug and self-satisfied way, I just want to contradict you on purpose.
>>542471936i don't think that's what the protests were about...
>>542472014I'm not trying to be smug, although I did get annoyed so that probably came through. My bad.
>>542472012if you look vaugely kris-like that already meets my criteria, now cmere...
>>542472179but all media is ultimately about propaganda and control and hussie proved that he's too clowny for fine dining, but toby and his limp wrists know how to beehave... .
>>542472320I know what you are.
>>542472198posting face on 4chan is a fucking awful idea so idk how to convince you that i actually look slightly like that and that im not a 600 pound meat orb like some 4chin posters
>>542472410I mean, I'm currently a 480lb meat orb so that probably disqualifies me as being attractive to 98% of posters here (though with the apparent number of spamtenna fatfags I'm not actually sure of that)
>>542472385i dont, i am very lost and confused ://
>>542472683
>>542465548Anime (pedophile) website
>>542472759I just had a very reasonably sized salad earlier and managed to moderate on dressing thank you very much.
>>542472853good job, i believe in you, when you stop being a meat orb i will kiss you
>>542472683Are you 6'7 or something. How the fuck do you get to 480lbs
He has a nose
>>542472759
If Toby Fox had a female 19 year old Undertale superfan living in his basement for a few years no one would think this is just some cute factoid. When will Hussies crimes be answered for.
I just ate a salad a few minutes ago
reloading anons save and discarding their salad
>>542470395Toriel is a demonic fire goat demon but she's a saint. 666 just means Gaster is a fallen angel/player, not necessarily evil.
>>542472965people usually get to extreme sizes due to various mental illnesses (and in my case eating disorder developed from a young age)
Hey would anyone here be into a Desselle fic?
>>542473290yeah i have ADHD and autism and I'm 6'4 with size 15 feet it's awful
>>542473097Hussie's been chasing Vriska kinnies/cosplayers the last decade at least. If Toby's really going to follow in Hussie's footsteps then Toby's married to a Chara kinnie/cosplayer.
>>542472965Ask WingsofRedemption
>>542473290Come here anon I'll inject you with tirzepatide.
>>542473351https://voca.ro/1iQfc1memEMv
>>542473364Toby married an IRL Frisk (Japanese kiddo)
>>542473454>https://voca.ro/1iQfc1memEMvthis is something rude, isn't it
>>542473504never even heard that slur before kind of shocked
>>542473504Why not click on it and find out?
>>542473454Don't click, it releases mustard gas
>>542473480Not knocking your headcanon but during the 10th anni stream Toby basically posted a Chara essay and dumped thousands of his own money to put Chara on screen. That's the equivalent of a love letter and OF donation.
>>542473587genuinely disappointed that this cannot be real>>542473549>>542473561i am in pain
>>542473389I'd love to get on a GLP-1 but I'm pretty sure my insurance won't cover it
hometown's midnight ogre population
>>542473097I wish that was me when I was 19.
Did Hussie force Toby to cosplay Vriska in order to satiate his sick psychosexual desires?
>>542474283Hussie is heterosexual
>>542441564https://files.catbox.moe/53pq64.PNG
>>542473097Say son, knowing some people, especially given how famous Toby is now, I guarantee you a lot women would love nothing more than to be in that scenario.
>>542474283He made Toby dress up as Jane to groom Toby into being a rapist who also wanted to fuck cosplayers of their own characters.
They shrunk him
>>542474330That's why he forced Toby to crossdress
Who does Toby main in Team Fortress 2?
>>542474592He feels like a filthy Pyro main to me.
>>542474592Toby seems like a Sn*per main to me.
>>542474592Toby mains the secret class the TF2 devs made just for him
>>542474592Medic main
when did this place get so absurdly parasocial
I've never had sex but... yeah... I'd probably be pretty good at it.
>>542474886Don't be silly. This is a serious general where only on topic questions are permitted. Anyway, how's your sex life?
>>542474886It's not just here. The UT/DR fandom in general talk about Toby like he's a god or some mysterious figure I never seen shit like it in my life. Other than Kojima I don't think any other game dev gets their cock licked as much as Toby does.
>>542474886/utg/ been parasocial for years now that's why I'm confused
>>542472410Nah, it's a great idea. I'm gonna do it right now, infact. this is a one hundro percent real face reveal going on. Now fuck you I'm goin back to jacking it
>>542474557Toby did that of his own accord, nothing to do with Hussie. Also, I just noticed the open box of Cheezits in that picture.
>>542474886Toby can't put the crown down while deltarune iis still in development.
i should do that thing that one poster did where he got a black leotard and hue shifted his photos so that his skin looked blue and said he was doing kris cosplay and posted his cock and ass
>>542475265yeah but not to the point where people were talking about having sex with toby almost every thread
>>542475607The women are ovulating.
how can i save better quality images from whiteboard? i was proud of that snowdin bunny and will be sad to see her go but she's only 812x597 when the real image is much bigger. just stitching from screenshots?
>>542475607Toby's new fursona made everyone horny
what do you guys think of tobys wife
>>542476927I hope it's not her
>>542476927Toby's wrists are about to fall off how can he possibly have a wife
>>542477302He married a Japanese woman since they don't expect to have orgasms
>>542473310post it
>>542465212god I want to rape this doe
If Toby was born a few years later he would be posting 6 7 on his personal Twitter account to entertain the kiddies
>>542478026what would you be doing if you had been born a few years earlier?
>>542466856>>542467878I need to destroy that alphussy
>>542478084Killing myself
>>542469928Relateabe
>>5424780266 7 is manufactured outrageno one cared who i was when i put on the 21 mask
>>542478230faster or slower than you are killing yourself currently?
>>542478325Faster
>>542478084I couldn't imagine Toby using Twitter if he was an 80s baby
>>542472683Ew, you're not just ugly but outright horrifying to even think of
>>542465548You must be wondering how I know you're new.
sad sad mommy toby
>>542478263
Wow this place got retarded while I left
>>542478552(NTA) CruelEveryone here has problems this includes you
>>542478730https://youtu.be/LrkEc2V3mO4?si=ok0FEnDikA44t1Ef
>>542478538As someone from 1985, I stopped using twitter after I got banned for mean words because they wanted my phone number to unban me and i cant afford a phone
>>542478704I NEED to huff his fur while giving him a handy
>>542478538good thing toby was born in the year where it made it acceptable to be a teenage boy making fan music on forums and reblog fanart on tumblr
Deltarune should have cheesy commercials to promote the game like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3B3IG5na0o
>>542479007this one is cool
There's Dessriel but what about Dessei
>>542478730It's always been retarded, Anon.
>>542478730you called?! IM AWAKE! >>542472683>>542478552I'm supremely ugly and I would post my face to cheer you up but you people got no boundaries. what happens on 4chan should stay on 4chan.
Buying a much larger new comforter for our bed since it was was much too small to accommodate Asgore and I both (his paws sticking out from underneath was insanely cute but it had to be done), a new issue arises however as I end up in a sort of tent since it's big enough to actually drape over the sides now without bunching up (snuggling him will be a temporary fix while I brainstorm a solution, but during winter it can be a little chilly even in his full embrace). Reading aloud to Asgore in the limited incandescence of a few candles during a power outage caused by a storm outside, and honestly feeling relieved when his turn to start reading comes around since I've been itching to get a good long look at how pretty the glint plays on his beautiful eyes under the humble glow of candlelight ever since I lit them. Sitting on the floor in front of the couch while Asgore is laid horizontally taking up all three seats right behind me (my idea, he didn't kick me off the couch), such that he is able to comfortably hang an arm down over my shoulder so that I can closely inspect the dangerous beauty of his claws to my heart's content as we catch up on one of his friend Alphys' Japanese anime recommendations
How much plap could a gote plap plap if a gote plap could plap gote
>>542477876gay goat
>>542481173inspecting and polishing his claws and horns would be comfy, plus it'd draw out such nice noises out of him as you pamper him
>>542481347You could hold his hand while you polish his claws, but you could also stroke his hair with your spare hand while you work his horns. Both sound lovely, I wouldn't know where to start
>>542482167me on the bottom
>>542472683GJJ? Is that you?
>>542482167no you're getting goatattos that way
Here's my flawless plan to deal with the meteor on the whiteboard. Unfortunately all of you have already crossed this line.
>>542482167gote on gote violence
>>542482167>cropped lewd>but artist's name is right there10/10
>>542482639tried ''ur a normie if you cross this''? that'll have more effect I'm sure.
im geh
humans and monsters cant have kids because monsters reproduce like sponges by releasing semen and eggs into the air
>>542482639You're not doing this alone.
>>542483862https://youtu.be/CANW8s9Lt4g?si=CjdBwd4TevPWgUoSThat meteor is so fucked.
>>542471048DEREK!
Make no mistake, OP is definitely someone's fetish
good morning i love them
>>542465449looking through your post history now, hope its good. you replied to me a few times
>>542485515another to the list
that's all folks.>:(
>>542486959>Actual pippins vnYou made this? Hot damn.
>>542486959>The pippins vn wasn't a joke
I'm going through a period of extreme emotional deregulation. Post susies please.
>>542486959BEAST
>>542487259
>>542487391
She in racial chat rooms showing feet!!!
>>542487536
>>542487682I don't have this and I don't know if I ever will.
>>542487642Ralsei browses sissy hypno bbc...
>>542481221I was about to say the same thing but then I went to go have little workout
>>542487826anyway I'm gonna try to get back to bed even though my head is screwing with me
>>542488086good luck with the sleepsalso that's a very comfy yet lewd animation
Should I model my deltarune fan TCG after magic the gathering with tappable lands?After pokemon with energy and weaknesses/resistances?Or after One Piece TCG with their Don!! cards?I guess theres yugioh too but I never understood it
You know what I fucking loveWhen you're trying to save a lewd image but your computer is so turbo shit that it lags bringing up the fucking download folder and the image stays on your screen way longer than necessary and you have hope nobody walks in on you
>>542488568Can't you turn your goonstation around or something
>>542488568methinks you need an upgrade.or at least an ssd.
>>542488685My monitor is a fat mother fucker and it's right against the wall
>>542488948>NameWhoops, I did that awkward thing again.
Going to bed listening to airwaves goodnight
>>542473480Unironically Japanese women make good Frisk cosplays. Lucky Toby...
>>542488426Pokemon if you're willing to get into element theory autism
>>542489828I was thinking about it but there honestly doesnt seem to be any concrete attributes or elements in Deltarune and it feels like its just something thought up in the moment for a laugh like Susie's "Rude" element or the shadowmantle protecting against "Dark and Star" elements.
Susie Evangelion canon moment?
>>542490017>Starthat's clearly a stand-in for Light and Deltarune operates according to classpects
>>542490168I'll believe it!
>>542490168meh, it feels like its more too describe star-shaped attacks
>>542490017In the code, there are 10 distinct elements, which correspond to elemental pairs. Most of them aren't named, but we know that 5 is Dark/Star and 6 is Puppet/Cat based on currently available armor. 1 is thought to be Elec/Holy because of an unused armor called the Sky Mantle; it's used for Zapper's attacks. 3 is used for Elnina's rain bullets and 7 is used for a scrapped mouse-themed armor, so those are likely water and mouse-related elements respectively. Spamton mentioned Thunder/Light (possibly a scrapped name for Elec/Holy) and Death/Scythe pairs in the sweepstakes, but it's unknown what numbers those correspond to. Armor that protects against element 9 also protects against elements 2 and 8, while armor that protects against element 10 protects against all other elements. So, in summary, there's definitely some thought put into the elements outside of the joke-y recruit flavor text, but it can only be seen if you autistically dig through the code because there aren't that many elemental attacks or armors yet.
>>542490875Death/schthe will be papyrus
https://vocaroo.com/1o6WTskflYqGWas Chapter 3 as Quirky as it was hyped up to be?
>>542490875there's more bullet shapes than 10 though isn't there?>there's a whole obscure elemental system you don't even learn about normally in the first half of all of deltarunedefinitely feels like classpects, even if the actual implementation seems to be different
>>542491624Papyrus has action figures of Sexy RobotsWhat is a popular type of Sexy Robot? GundamsWhat is a particular Gundam called? The Gundam DeathscytheMyth Confirmed
>>542475680uhh if you zoom put on the whiteboard it should somehow give you better quality screenshot another anon did a tutorial a while ago bumping so maybe someone else can help you
>>542492061perfect video essay voice and cadence, your youtube theory channel career awaits
>>542490875This is so confusing.Elemental pairs?Like Magic the Gathering sorta has something like that but there's no resistances or weaknesses so it doesnt matterWhite for example can mean Morality and Order which are opposites to Black's "Amorality" and Red's "Chaos"
>>542488948new namefag? sure, I don't mind ruling the general with you. beats the loneliness.
>>542492194>there's more bullet shapes than 10 though isn't there?Only some bullets have elemental damage. If I had to guess, considering that we suddenly got a lot of Dark/Star attacks after the Shadow Mantle was added (even Gerson has some), the enumerated elements are the ones that Toby plans to give armor for at some point.>>542492343It's not pairs in a rock-paper-scissors sense. The paired elements are functionally grouped together, so, for instance, Puppet and Cat are essentially the same element.
>>542483870
I want to make soup but I have to peel potatoes and I hate peeling potatoesIf only Alphys from Undertale were here to make some sort of potato peeling contraption
>>542467878>Or how made mods for DR to replace the Susie statue with Kris You’re fucking telling me the guy that posts “I hate Kris. Kris is a disobedient little faggot, and also fuck your Toby Fox” every day did this? The namefag situation is so much more dire than I previously knew. A bad case of a fanboy having a fave fallout.
>>542494348
>>542474337>bunny lewdsvery nice
>>542494413>potato peeling contraption1. grab power drill2. mount fork inside the bit holder3. stick potato into fork4. start drill5. approach potato with potato peeler6. ???7. profit
>>542494748
>>542494984
Real gort splort hours
>>542494549i think he's a troll, he has nice art
>>542495030>>542495106gort bort
>>542495106>>542495182
good morning poopers
Fave had a good and large dream haul last night
>>542495260ANNOUNCEMENT: every one that posts goats gets free kisses from asriel (the goat), get it now while it's hot!
>>542494549>>542495168You're both overthinking it. He hates that Kris isn't Link but blue. He likes his imaginary version of Kris that IS Link but blue, hence modding the game.
I've been told this is the goat thread.
>>542495449*MWAH*
>>542495260Handsome boi>>542495449I've been posting gote for years now. I'd like to cash in all my kisses>>542495506You'd be correct
I'll come back later when the thread isn't getting shitted on by gotefags
>>542495506>>542495515>>542495549>asriel kisses you allit's asreal as it gets :D
>>542495449Waow
>>542495506>>542495549>>542495717>>542495746
Hey guys, could you do me a favor and post images of Asriel Dreemurr from Undertale? I would appreciate that a lot. Thank you.
>>542495685Not like there haven't been much on this thread for the past few days to begin with
>>542495746>>542495758>>542495803>>542495917>>542495976GOATS
>>542496018
i want asriel to kiss memaybe even on the lips
>>542496139>>542496149L-Lewd!
>>542496227
Why does the mew mew poater get uppity whenever gotes are posted?
>>542496346
>>542451970NO! That is NOT Solid Fave!
>>542496478
>>542496705
>>542495494Wow. What a faggot.
>>542496786yes little tard tard you can go now little tard tard
>>542496968Noelle hating bats would make sense
good morning
>>542469680How can you retards still not get the pronouns right
>>542497021shut the fuck up kys retard
>>542497132I know the thread is slow right now but you don't need to do this
>>542497132Kris is a boyFrisk is a boyChara is a girl
chara is a big boob cement demon
>>542497426The most toxic ship of all time
>>542497513are you telling me chara lactates cement
chara advertises corporations bigger than her tits
How strong is Noelle’s fur against cold air?
chara(female) and frisk(male) are the reasons why there are over a billion chinese people today
Kris is a hermaphroditeFrisk is a hermaphroditeChara is a hermaphrodite
chara is a boat, she gets plapped by a goatthis rap was sponsored by fat chara tiddies foundation
>>542497871>Kisses goot tummy>Kisses goot bulge
>>542497327This thread sucks, we already had enough gender debate for the week (they're all boys)
why did chara do the genocide route?because she killed all the goat god sperm
>>542490875Dark star is about fallen stars. Tenna, lanino elnina are fallen TV stars no one watches them. Gerson is dead. And the knight is likely the star that fell and wept bitter tears
>>542498054Do you think Sans and Toriel do mother/son roleplay
chara fucking killing me through the brute force of her massive tits moving at the speed of sound and destroying my cranium
>>542498262If you're counting Gerson, who isn't actually Dark/Star (the code just manually checks if Susie has the Shadow Mantle on), then you have to count the Titan too who breaks that "pattern."
chara fucking outsmarting me at chess (i was distracted by her boobs)
chara murdering your student loans
>>542498579Oh that's interesting, I didn't know that Why does the game want Susie to wear the shadow mantle so bad
chara improving my finances (she helped me stop gambling)
>>542498821She's the Dark Knight
>>542498178>they're
>>542498998You absolute dunce, I used they're because it's plural, multiple people! the heck did you want me to use? He're? That's not a proper word you mutant.
>>542499227>it's
can we turn this into a doe thread instead
chara turning your life around (she made you smile again)i am not even a charafag but me typing this stuff out, even if ironic, is making me reconsider.i think i have to stop here.
>>542499498No, does are stinky and covered with ticks that carry Lyme disease.
Chara getting stuck in the mirror again
>>542498798please chara please
>>542499765kill this guy
>>542499765I hope a tick with Lyme disease bites you nigga>>542499826Imagine
>>542497132There are only two genders.
When I would feel a desire to understand someone, or myself, I would take into consideration not actions, in which everything is relative, but wishes. Tell me what you want and I'll tell you who you are.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjuF5mKrquU
>>542500352I look up funny statistics sometimes, then I find out everything I think about certain people is statistically true and proven by multiple studies
>>542500340they and them
>>542499921>>542499926t. icks
Mike should've been a badass evil secret boss I want to go back to the pre-chapter 3 days
>>542500715Sounds like you want to understand the world in numbers but I know enough math to know you don't know enough math to see the world that way.
I want to eat yakiniku
>>542500941WHAT THE FUCK
>>542500941Which full metal alchemist episode is that. Is it the dog one that everybody talks about but then you watch the anime for the first time as an adult and it's like oh that's not so bad
>>542501056Do you think cow, chicken, pig, etc monsters get upset when people eat meat?
>>542501204Dog girl episode is like the 4th episode and it's not the saddest thing that happens which became a 4chan meme back in the day.It's a terrible day for rain.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsJYfD2P7rw
>>542500871i'm a tennatick
*pokes shell**shell falls apart**finds air for the first time**chirps in hunger at /utg/*
what's up fuckshits
Doe corruptionDoe mindbreakDoe mind controlDoe manipulation
>>542501929Someone posted a new flowey and I think you missed it so here it is again because I'm cool.
The leaves are finally changing colors
>>542501970doebreak necessary.>>542501986how come people think of me now?
>>542500352i seek an immaterial truth
>ramb didn't get a bar piano shop themeI still feel kind of robbed. Robert Fox'd. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J7hQpfqD6M
>>542502185truth is itself a noma abstractum.all truths are immaterial.
>>542465212same energy
>>542500352A Tardis like spaceship to time travel with also a pet cheetah that I telepathically communicate with
>>542502219RAMB RELEVANCE (and shop theme) CHAPTER 5JEVIL CALLBACK CHAPTER 5ASGORE CRASHOUT INCIDENT CHAPTER 5TRUST THE PLAN
>>542502483asgore is pretty much confirmed to have his crashout in ch5
>>542502170Because I've seen you think about me when I've been out livin' life. >>542502185All the secrets of the world are contained in books. Read at your own risk.
>>542465212a selection of unnamed snowdin bunny pictures. most are included with some significant exceptions.since i met her, she has helped with a lot of different things for a lot of different reasons, too many to cleanly describe. i think she helped me start really understanding my real project/"other thing."it's been so fun to create and post her again and again.thank you, lovely snowdin bunny... here's to the next hundred years, hundred years, hundred yearsand thank you to everyone else too.
>>542502706don't worry, i am not.
>>542501970Doe marriage. She has a human punishment waiting for her.
>>542502814Saved', Faved', and given inspiration to work on my own grand creative projects now that I have time, money, and energy all at once somehow. Time to get [Making]
>>542502814why is she so sexy
>>542501214You know pig meat is similar to human meat right? You think some humans get offended when other humans eat pork?The answer is yes, pig meat is banned in certain cultures
They're so romantic
>>542503402
>>542503402That's because it carries parasites not because its similar to human meat. That said I wouldn't care if some other person ate ape
>>542503771yeah we sort of discovered fire too.
>>542503402I hate this saying, sure some parts of a person taste porky (particularly if the person was fat) but otherwise it's it own thing, it's much more sweet than pork
>>542503207'for a lot of different reasons, too many to cleanly describe.' i plan a helpful infographic drawing to organize my own thoughts on this matter
>>542503958H-how do you know this
>>542503958did you find this out when you were a forest-man who survived by killing and eating hikers
>>542503878I don't follow you
>>542501056https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNR7YcSWBvg
>>542474337Very tasteful
>>542504152parasites dont survive heat much, because things that are alive usually are made out of proteins.proteins untangle if you expose it to heat at three digits worth of celsius. they "die" as the experts say.the only exeption is fungii because you can cook off whats alive but the poison that the fungus generated remains active and lethal.
I wish I had a fulfilling hobby
>>542486959Holy shit
>>542474337Lewd bun is good bun.
>>542502814This is so sweet. Your care for her is endearing and inspiring
How the gentle windBeckons through the leaves As autumn colors fallhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJeeA_O88Zw
>>542504370Not having parasites is more about clean water and sanitation than cooking your food, it's why third world countries still have so many of them
>>542504621>the bad bitches i pull by being autistic.>>542504713parasites live everywhere, but it is true, water is a great way to transfer pathogens and parasites.
>>542486959I kneel
FAVE MISSILE ATTACKFAVE UPPERCUTFAVE PILEDRIVER
>getting parasites from drinking tap waterIdk what the problem is, free protein if you ask me
>>542505127possible intestinal complications, internal bleeding, brain damges, organ shutdown.the fun stuff.but you have got to live in some slavic wasteland to have water this bad.
>>542486959this shit rules crazy style
>>542502814We love the bun.
>>542486959SEX WITH YIPPINS>YES >NO
>>542502814What is Snowdin buns name
>>542504396What hobbies do you currently have? What do you wish you got out of them?
>>542505428Which pippin was a pedo again
>>542505486Rabbit Girl and Cinnamonbunbun in the game files
>>542505290https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xmMKAuaMyo
>>542501056I want to take kris to be my date to the meat festival
>>542473213
anon below me is the plapped
>>542505631I don't think yippins is a kid he's just pure, unless I'm misremembering
anon above me is the crapped
>>542505428>Suddenly, before you can react, a katana slices your neck in half cleanly, and it's all over
>>542505623>What hobbies do you currently have?None anymore. I used to play video games a bunch but not anymore>What do you wish you got out of them?Enjoyment. I dont even care if it isnt productive, I juat dont want to be stuck watching nothing youtube videos
>>542505631KT or something like that>>542505760I hope not...
>>542506010Maybe take a class or something Personally I get more excited by being around other people than on my own all the time
Cute glooby little pet!
>>542505127anon, the parasites steal your protein. you are not digesting the parasites.
>>542506010I personally spend a lot of time and money on outdoor recreation. Literally touching grass and stuff and driving 4x4s to the top of mountains just to look out from them wistfully and such.
>>542504396i dont have hobbies.just go out and learn shit for no other reason than having learned it.currently completing cuneiform (just the writing) and latin (and how to write it)
>>542505642Names so bad Asgore must have been at the christening
>>542505486i prefer to think of her with no name but i have failed in the past to keep a nameless character that way... i wanted to look up her file name but i didnt care enough
>>542485515good afternoon me toooooo
>>542486959could you please catbox this so I can download it easier?
will anyone ever love mesaid fave
Kris is very "I'm da baby, gotta love me" core
Since Tenna was aware of everything that happened as a TV in the light world, does that mean he could feel it when Asriel and Kris plugged video games in to his AV ports?
>>542506492fave is fucking unloveable, fat, ugly, disgusting, gloomy, gloopy, kind of racist, agarophobic, bitchless and i hope someone kicks him in the dick just for existing.
>>542506629Yes to him it was like getting a new fun hat
>>542506635Does your fave so happen to be... me? ;)
>>542506492you have to love yourself first, fave.
>>542506635true...said fave
>>542495494And? I like my fan-made version of Kris more.
fave is racist, sexist, homerphobic, islandophobic, trainophobic, angleist, and disciplinary
>>542500926>No trash can flower Darkners>No microwave Darkner>No How to Draw Dragons Darkner>No cage/wagon Darkner>Schizoboss got split into three bumfucks
What if KRIS was LINK but BLUE?
>>542495494Why is he playing this game when he's literally out here going "this isn't what I wanted the game to be"
>>542506886and worse yet.he is lactose intolerant. remind your local lactophobe that they live in the milky way.
>>542497513You have no idea how much I need to be able to rest underneath Chara's robes one night, using the robes themselves as a blanket as I cuddle on her body heat directly. Head on chest, thought empty beyond cuddles and rest. And maybe kissing her body in reverence.
>>542506798Yeah I want the same slop I've been eating for 30 years, no one should ever try to do anything different with the formula.
>>542507082lactophobia...the fear of breasts...
>>542506936If knight is eram, it's only 1 bumfuck and the main antagonist twiceThe rest is still bad though
>>542506492better off dead or alone
Fave is a Jewish Conservative Pro Life Born Again Overweight Asian Homophobic Lesbian Broad Who Cuts Herself.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71JD_LXvvTo
>>542506114>>542506237I've pondered starting a card collection but those are literally designed to suck out as much money as possible which I cannot afford in my current situation
>>542507476what cards?
Liquid Fave
>>542500926Mike is still out there, the three mikes are just decoys that replaced him when he "left". He isn't secret boss material anyways he's supposed to be the guy that pulls the strings and makes others fight for him.
>>542507183Said slop is literally my source of entertainment.
>>542507591I dont know.magic, pokemon, etc.Pretty degenerate hobby which is why I've stayed clear of it out of fear I'd be doing nothing more than becoming a gambler
>>542507602it's got what plants crave
>>542507697Your source of entertainment is being here for hours a day
When the Faves Come Out Sizzling
>>542507476Collections aren't a hobby it's just stuff that nerds care about. That's like saying Funko Pops is a personality. Playing card games is a hobby but spending $1000 to get creamed by nerds at the card shop with more disposable income than that isn't a very fun hobby.
>>542507390It ain't easy being favey
>>542507781Liquid Fave is a metal gear reference.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J2kxDmbhy8
Fave just scheduled a dentist appointment for the first time since COVID and a physical to get the tax credit Fave is trying to adult
>>542507861exactly why I dont play TCGs.expensive hobby and I'd have to play around showerless nerds.Honestly I cant even remember what about gaming I liked when I played it all the time.
Dude i remember trading a comon card for a solemn judgement in middle school that trade paid off in dividends i demolished so many monster reborns
>>542507804It is now. I'm /here/ because the rest of the fanbase would crucify me for having the opinions I do. But I'm not namefagging on other threads. I used to be on the Zelda threads but they're gone now.
>>542508205I traded up to a blue eyes ultimate dragon that I still have.
>>542508031I know, but I've had Idiocracy heavily on the brain lately, because everywhere I look it's coming true
>>542506963What can I say man? You may laugh, but I really really like Kris's Dark World character design. And I feel like it's such a waste to have this character be...you know.
im in a bad mood today for some reason-said ralsei probably
It's unfair! Tenna had his pure maiden virginity taken by a RAT! He deserved better!
I love slop in my tummy. slop yum yum in my tum tum. i love eating slop. i love eating slop. i love eating slop
>>542500352okay, sure, let's see your worth. I'm an enigma to even professionals but it wouldn't be the first time someone on 4chan said something wise to me, so let's roll.I want to construct the ideal tribe. that is a group of people that works in near perfect symbiosis. every jigsaw piece has it's place, does it's thing and receives what it needs. That includes a lover. Basically harmony and enough leverage to remove any threat to that. I share a personality type with Jesus and Hitler if you want examples of that ideal both warped and good. I've given you ample of boosts to make it easier for ya, have fun!
>>542508345The rest of the fanbase is on a high school reading level at best, probably because they are still in school. They couldn't even understand why you have your valid complaints, even if you are a huge sperg about some indie game that has a paid demo and is still unfinished and that's generally unappealing to engage with in serious debate.
>>542507763Hobbies that are nothing more than product consumption are soul sucking, which you seem to be aware of. A hobby where you are creating something will be much more ultimately fulfilling, even if there's struggling and less insta-dopamine. Drawing is a massive pain in the ass for me and yet I can't go a day without it.
>>542508434Heck yeah, I still have my shonen jump blue eyes ultimate in the shonen jump wrapperWhich is worth NOTHING ITS BLUE EYES AND FROM A PROMO REEEEE
>>542508716Jesus fucking Christ is there ANY namefag you won't suck up to
>>542507763If you're gonna gamble/collect, the king is Pokemon TCG, I was you and already did the research for you
>>542508715That personality test says im an INTP
>>542508715You're a narcissistic psychopath who is also a cringe loser and fat. Vid related: It's you and a professional could diagnose you at half a pity and disgust filled glance. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TGHx0M67Jg
Would you date Toby?
>>542508716>>542508345we could do more good if we worked together. I just need to know your motivations. Or not, I'll lick the spilled milk to gain use out of it anyway.but it owuld be nice>>542508842>we the ruling classso he is Nazeem? >>542508926ya can use that website to make a collage like I did, cheers.(personality database)>>542508929I wish I was a socio/psychopath so I could stop caring about potentially being evil.
>>542508842Hol up, let im cook
>>542508612he's damaged goods
>>542508964YES YES YES YES YES!!!
>>542508842Crusader of Light has some valid points he's just annoying and very one note about them.I think Toby Fox is a hack but still enjoy his games enough to just favepost instead of whining about it constantly.
>>542508929we have yet to have a tasquefag that isnt mentally ill
>>542509108i want to motorboat tennas big fat belly sooooooooo bad
>>542509108I adore this gif so damn much
>>542508728I've tried drawing and I've hated it.both during and after finishing i'd feel empty.My step fathers hunts and fishes as his hobby but I hate it vecause im just sitting there for long periods of time and I cant appreciate sightseeing or nature enough for it to be worthwhile if I dont catch anything.My sister socializes and my mother... I dont even know what she does.
>>542509247why do you think he is a hack?He got supremely lucky but I do feel the dude is nice and good at making simple indie games?
Fave drank too much coffeeFave has a headache and feels like throwing up
>>542509358How about gardening? You could even plant edible plants if you wanted to
>>542509358so what /are/ your hobbies, anon? I got an app on my phone to id bugs, to it mushrooms and to id plants. it's relaxing to just see what lives around ya imo.
>>542509458*opens palm and absorbs your caffeine and headache Knight style*
>>542509565Or foraging, the giant parasol mushroom and dandelion are retard tier easy to determine and not mix up. Giant puffball mushroom too.
>>542509358drawing is far from the only creative hobby out there.
>>542509458
>>542509358You like music?DJing has an entry fee of $200-$1000 and you can start collecting vinyl records that you can actually play instead of not serving any purpose outside of the collection itself. Then you can start scratching and fucking up the records and playing them live and finding out how expensive lights and cool tables and random gadgets and peripheral devices can get. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBPpww37_f4
>>542509778Yes one can also make images of fave out of hair
fave techno rave
>>542509358DnD is cheap. i didn't even buy dice, you can do it all on your phone
Funposting is my hobbyThe (You)s are delicious, the crowd control, sensational, the meme generation, quintessential. I dont even have to use my full power.
>>542509358Whittling / WoodcarvingWoodburning / PyrographyKeeping shrimp or frogs (aquatic pets)Houseplants / Gardening (including carnivorous plants)Fantasy world map-makingHome brewing (beer)Bread-makingLearning to play an instrument (guitar, banjo, mandolin, piano, drums, singing)Amateur / Ham radio & outdoor activities (Summits on the Air, Parks on the Air)LEGO buildingModel trains & model buildingParacord weaving / braiding (lanyards, hammocks, collars, etc.)Painting miniaturesBBQ / Smoking meat / Cooking classesDrone photographyStained glass workLeatherwork / Leather tooling / BraidingBookbindingCalligraphySoap makingBlacksmithingPolymer clay / Enameling3D printing / Cricut / Laser cutting / Paper engineering (e.g., popup cards)Knitting / SewingWorking out (running, biking, climbing, hiking)Knife making / Knife collectingPhotographyModeling (plastic or balsa wood kits)Hiking / WalkingWelding / MetalworkingReading, journaling, screenwriting, or creative writingReptile keepingCoin collecting / Stamp collecting / Rock or mineral collectingRC cars / Planes / Buggies / Drones (building, driving, upgrading)Gardening
>>542510294>Doesn't have pippins at homeNot a true /utg/er
THE BLOOD RUSHING THROUGH MY VEINS AS I HIT THAT POST BUTTONIT MAKES ME FEEL ALIVE
>>542510248https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=870cSxoRVK8
I want them to have sex in random weird places
>>542510378i don't want pippins in my dark world, they would steal things.
>>542497396This but girl Frisk.
>>542510049Im on and off with music and Im usually listening to it as a way to make work fly faster.Its actually starting to concern me how apathetic I am right now.Im looking at a large list of hobbies on wikipedia and not a single one is sparking anything.I didnt used to be like this.Like all I want to do right now is go to bed and sleep despite not being tired.
Keep the frequency clearhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKk8ijP81S8
>>542486959>pippins vn happeningYEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!
>>542510719You have depression.
>>542510719anon needs a sun lamp
>>542510719you sound mildly depressed. when i was depressed i wanted to sleep all the time.
>>542510719Well, how about something that used to make you say "Wow that's so cool!" when you were younger even if it doesn't quite cause the same reaction right now?The next thing I'm gonna say I'm trying to say it in the most polite way possible but to me it kinda sounds like you have some separate emotional issues that a hobby won't solve.
so we're just fully allowing loli lewd content as the OP image in popular active threads on blue boards now i guessalright
You need to start working out and learning how to cook if you haven't already. All of you
>>542510986vitamin D pills work better form my exp.Funfact: a little thing called the Troxler effect, where if lgiht is dim enough you can't see colors but can still see and gaze into the single point of a mirror, your face after 5 minutes will start subtly changing. it can get extremely weird. I think picrel may be inspired by it.
Do you guys also own a daki of your fave?
>>542511097You're clearly new to not only this thread but the entire board
>>542511163I have a pet who likes to chew things and limited closet space, so no.
>>542510719Sounds like it's time for medically prescribed or illicit and recreational drugs. A mind melted by LSD can't go to sleep very easily. Seriously it's kind of annoying after the first 10-15 hours, then you'll really know what wanting to sleep despite not being tired is when you wake up still feeling weird the next day if you do manage to sleep through it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylqBPksn36A
>>542466535>t. femSpamton from the FemaleRune AU after one whiff of BBW CRTussy
>>542511125I may not be working out like I used to (I plan on getting back to that) but I'm not that much of a retard to not know how to cook
>>542511063I am going through a move right now and I lose my job soon but even if I had job sexurity, its not like I have anything to spend my money on... besides living
>>542511483anon I need to to acknowledge that you have depression
>>542511389I had to quit weed for the 5th or 6th time in a row now because of money and weight issues and I almost killed myself after a really bad shroom trip after eating a quarter ounce of dried gold goldcaps.Safe to say I shouldn't
>>542511483It also sounds to me like you're depressed, I felt just like that when I got mine
>>542511463spamton does not love anything more than spamton.
>>542511571 (me)*you to
>>542511389Of course you grab to drugs. This is why Salvia is the best hallucinogen. 15 minutes later and it's gone, boom! Time dilation makes it look far longer.hm, toilet? do me a little favor. Datura Stramonium. just maracas like 2 seed pods into your open maw and chew. do report back~
>>542511760>>542511874How long does this debuff last?
>>542511125I'm fit, a pro cook, and I read books for fun. Any ancient Chinese master would be proud of the way I live. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ScYz9sNaQk
>>542511963I don't know, it depends, it may last forever if you don't do something
>>542511963until you make significant lifestyle changes that help you to readjust your habits and cognition, usually
Fave doesn't want to work overnight tonight.>>542510498I would like to see that.
>pubic hair tenna>period blood tennaVaginal discharge tenna when?
>>542511676Bets you don't do anything again, if you do: Salvia salvia salvia salvia salvia. Safest one out there, legal and cheap. There's also fly agaric, lasts longer and the dose is unpredictable as each unit can vary with a factor 3 of muscimol. also need to prep it as ibotenic acid is bad. ''autismo how do you know this shit if you don't take drugs''t. studied biochem>>542512079the fact you do drugs the way you do I really doubt it.
>>542511963what season is it where you are
>>542511163yes
>>542511785that plump breedable TVussy has his name written on it, so it's also Spamton
>>542511676I only quit drugs once but yeah it sounds like you brain didn't respond well to that kind of cosmic backhanding. >>542511963Forever also it gets worse, even if you do better. Good luck dude.
>>542511163My bed is too small...
>>542512165Too hard to work with the medium + bad visibility unless the entirety of the discharge is white, I'm not so sure about it
>>542511161My hatred for you is insurmountable and indescribable. If I could call you every single negative thing and connotation under the sun, I would. You are a weak, perverse individual that I hold nothing but contempt for. And I hope everything in your life, your goals, and your plans all go awry until you inevitably hang yourself.
Making cheese out of Chara breast milk
>>542512484I fully agree that guy should really stop posting. Once he revealed himself to be dark warchief and youtuber notice worthy lolcow his taint has become unacceptable. He is disgusting and sad. A real diseased freak. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TGHx0M67Jg
>>542512645/utg/
>>542512165that's at least like 2 steps down in grossness from the other twowe need to escalate, not deescalate! diarrhea tenna! gore tenna! thermonuclear detonation tenna!!
>>542512085>>542512131Well all I can really do is focus on my diet because im a massive fatass.That'll take awhile unless I straight up starve myself.>>542512293Autumn
>>542512720smegma tenna has a catchy ring to it
>>542511963waiting it out doesn't always work. In fact, it rarely works. Depression is a sickness of the mind. It's not just a passing emotion. For me, I was doing everything right. Happy family, hobbies, active, the works. But my mind still hurt endlessly. For years. Until I finally got on medication. Last week, I walked in a parade. I walked in a fucking parade. I cannot emphasize how unusual and unlike me that is. But I did, and I enjoyed it. There's no shame in needing meds. It's your life.
Making chocolate milk using Chara breast milk
>>542512370>>542512484>Skill issue>Need to do drugs to expand their mindLook, you're a nerd, you know D&D. Wizards are fate perverters that kick the natural order in the shins while sorcerers are the real, pure magic users. 'tis same with spiritual insight. forcing what isn't there is is the same as some Iq 70 peasant trying to force themselves to become nobility. it isn't supposed to happen, it shouldn't happen. (yep, know it's you toilet)>>542512862yep, clinical depression. Like I had/have. agreed with what you said.
>>542512842I think that would actually make me gag, I'm so glad there's no male TV fuckers here
>>542512762>autumnyou have seasonal depression, bro
>>542513104>Naming a depressive disorder SADthey knew what they were doing.
Mods, please.
fave: caught plapping
>>542513237Yeah
>>542513237tenna plapping his employees backstage caught on tape!! good thing they don't have an HR department in TV world
should I stop jacking off so I can have energy and zest to draw
>>542513457don't you'd think he'd get a hat, big overcoat and fake glasses just like men cheating on their wives with a whore when he's doing that?
>>542512762>all I can really do is focus on my dietdiet is roughly 80% of being alivecut out simple carbs, especially wheat and corn, completely, reduce all animal products a lot, get yourself lots of colorful plants into your diet, and take a 10 to 30 minutes walk every day is the standard advice I think?
>>542513578Just do both at the same time. It's called efficiency.
>>542513578Been there. You absolutely should.
>>542513313caught violently nuzzling
>>542513639NTA I have before it’s far less efficient tbdesu
>>542512762Calories in - Calories outit's thermodynamics, read food packaging and keep track of exercise. you want a negative calorie balance.
>>542513457I'd be his human resource if you know what I mean
posting this specifically for the Ramb with a “kick me” sign in the bottom left corner
Fish I wish
>>542513845imagine your pubic hair is all static-y and standing up because contact with him.
>>542513612Dieting isnt much of an issue for me.I eat about 1400 calories a day in one meal and hunger pains arent an issue to me.Its just time.most I can lose is 2-3lbs a week
>>542513612I agree with reducing carbs and eating more funny ass plants but eggs, lean meat and animal fat still has a place in your diet>>542513723Caught eating all my delicious pies, and Toriel's
gay
>>542513858>tenna with big eyes and no nose
>>542514084GoatAY
>>542514000>''most I can lose is 3 pounds a week''anon that's very quick weight loss, it's fine. If you lose 2.2 pounds / 1kg a month it's still progress. extreme rapid weight loss is very unhealthy, actually. (you are nowhere near, but throwing's this out there)
>>542514000that's the thing though, clearly losing weight with only caloric restriction isn't great for your mental health
>>542514084Just a tad
>>542513237Oh no Alphys you were supposed to be doing your big Magitech presentation at the symposium but instead have been caught fucking your wife in a public bathroom stall how are you going to get out of this one
>>542514185What a stupid ugly bird I hate him
Reminder that tasquetard is an unshapely fatass who knows nothing about nutrition, fitness, biochem, or how to write without using AI.He's very retarded.
>>542513639edging might work>>542513672it makes me feel bored of everything i didn't used to think the jacking off drains serotonin thing was true but I never was sadder than I was like a compulsive masturbator as a teen also im doing it like 4+ times. also people only ever talk about dicks when it comes to this which is retarded since isnt there a natural limit on jacking off with a dick
>>542514096it’s both horrifying and perverse - pippinskeks are sick sick people
>>542514207sounds like a sugar addiction to me? you okay dude?Taper if cold turkey is off the table. (well more things should be off your table though...)
>>542514128>>542514287a simple ralsei please
I lost like 3 pounds in a day because I got sick and couldn't eat
>>542514084With the saus>>542514330I think everyone knew that already
>>542514061>eggs, lean meat and animal fat still has a placefair, especially eggs are very good for muscle retentionmeat and fats I'd put at 1-3 times a week at most though, but that's probably because I'm poor and good meat is expensive, and cheap meat is full of SSRI and antibiotics
>>542512762Get started on your diet and also work out while you're at it, it could make you feel a little better.I'm not saying "bro just work out you won't be depressed anymore" because it literally doesn't work like that, it didn't work like that for me. What I mean is it might do you some good to focus on something else for a while, since you need to be very focused on the exercises when you work out. I found it a helpful distraction from all the shit happening at home when I was in my turbo depression era. It didn't get rid of it but it made me think less about the bad stuff.
>>542514420did you cut a chunk out off your flesh?! even when eating nothing and very ill this shouldn't be a thing.
>>542513036anon theres at least two of them.
>>542513036>https://youtube.com/watch?v=aZZDiqM60v0
>>542514528i dine like a french nobleman in 1678, I eat 10 pounds of high quality food every day
>>542513578Draw what you want to jack off to.
>>542514343Yeah dicks have a limit of 4-5 times a day if you spread each time out by an hour or two. And even then you're likely to be dealing with blank shots and chafing so even bored and horny dudes usually stop at 2-3.
>>542514450gay sauce
>>542514420I couldn’t eat solid food for 3 weeks and lost 0.5 lbs which was only because I stopped shitting
>>542514517/w depression you got to stay in routine, you won't feel better short term but rotting in bed worsens it. even moreso if you got anxiety too. to people that want me to KYS: tried twice, NDA'd once. Hell doesn't want me. >>542514629oh. you one girthy lad. if you are a ginger too you can become the biggest streamer.
>>542514185normally its fine but when I dont do anything or have nothing to do all day, then I end up eating out of boredom.During the week its fine but as soon as the weekend hits, I eat well over 2400 calories a day
>>542514780i couldn't shit either but i just started vomiting and pissing a lot
Holy shit tasquetard needs to slow down with spamming the thread with dumb shit nobody wants to see or read. What an idiot.
>>542514406
>>542514713>limit of 4-5 times a dayrookie numbers
i've started intentionally starving myself again lately and no one knows
>>542514818yeah you need a hobby, ideally an active outdoorsy one. boredom eating is a problem.
>>542514928You told us. We know, dummy
>>542511901Salvia was fun the colors merged and I laughed the whole timeWeird body buzz after though, after all these years, I think maybe it was just the body position I was in
How many nipples do deer have?
>>542514921Even dudes with big balls are drained by that point. Anybody beating it six times a day probably has several medical issues and can't be enjoying it that much. Also if you do it right, once is enough.
>>542514918
>>542514768I made some gay sauce by blending, sifting and cooking some chili and mangos, then adding whatever spices I felt like adding. It's got few calories and tasted very homemade (weird and smelled funny)
>>542514928ana is not your friend, don't be pro-ana
Do you think marriage soothed his pain and brought some joy back into his life?
>>542515087you're all just funny little people on my screen and you all knowing has no consequence in my life
>>542513578>Jacking off drains your energy enough that it stops you from doing stuffWow having a dick must suck
>>542514648I dont even want to jack off anymore im getting bored of even my degenerate taste in porn which isn't good.>>542514713weak. why are guys so frantic over nofap shit then does it really ruin their lives that much
>>542515119Uhhhh lemme see >sucksOne>sucksTwo>sucksThree
>>542515138>ejaculation is the point of orgasmsyou fucking breeder
>>542515112experiment carefully, ideally not at all /w drugs. want to hear some meditation stuff that works for me?
>>542515283i don't have anorexia, i just don't like eating and hate myself
>>542515267sounds like a comfy cooking session fren :)
>>542515458lmao
>>542515449That's not what I said, I said >if you do it right, once is enough.
I miss the chapter 2 days
just took 1000mg caffeine, i'm either gonna die or deep clean my entire apartment
I ate a lot of yummy soup because it's yummy and I love to eat yummy food that is yummySaid Vulkin
>>542515143
>>542515643I miss those days sometimes but most of the time not really
i wan to touch penoses wit goat and make them penos kiss
>>542515456Oh im not that anon im more trauma and rumination than depression, i just jumped in, but sure Ill take some meditations
>>542515705>sir are you aware that you are a goat?
>>542515683I had some nice cream of tomato soup earlier
>>542515862That guy is the subject of this video, I wouldn't take his advice ever.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TGHx0M67Jg
>>542515643Sometimes I like to reminisce, but I truly think I like it much better now
edgeCHUDS and angstcels SEETHE at fluffycomfycuddlesnugglesmoochingGODS
>>542515904
>>542516174Angstcel here, can confirm levels of seethe
>>542516179>hello ladies>you come here often?
>>542516174Hurt/comfort gives you the best of both worlds.
>>542516174whats the point of spamtenna without angst and hurt they literally never hugcomfhcuddlesngugnmmsasddggjkl in canon
go to goatfave.com to place your order nowwhat do you mean that's just spamton in a ralsei costume shut the fuck up
>>542516174you're cringe and your ship is trash
>>542516298>gets viciously assaulted
>>542516581I'm waiting for the epilogue for the fluffycomforthugglesnugglekissing to be canon and for the angst and hurt to be worth it.
Is weedanon with us or did he die of skin cancer
>>542515456I've thought about ripping a dmt cart because apparently inhaling it is similar to a shroom high but only lasting 15 minutes that way if I have a bad trip, it wont last long
>>542516752cuute!!
>>542516829getting a really sick sense of schadenfreude from it i hope the comfort never comes i hope the hurt and angst burns forever i hope we both die
I'm Skin Cancer! The Royal Dermatologist!
>>542516881Some say he's still smoking to this day.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMK4cfXj5c0
>>542517148I would not wish that upon you.
>>542516881>>542517245postan ralsei weed
Wasn't Gerson canonically super smokin hot in his youth? Where's all the super sexy young Gerson fan art?
>>542517336I have time for a little postan before workas a treat
>>542517004This artist draws probably the most adorable Ralsei and Susie in general
>>542517485nice!>>542517558agreed!
fave needs their bedtime yaoi
>>542511097Problem?
>>5425168871)since when did they make dmt carts2)how safe even is that since carts are notorious for being made of voodoo juice3)how does the dose even work when so little of dmt is needed and you cant measure a dose out of a cart inhaleAs i get older the more i believe drugs really shouldnt be for the masses
>>542516829finger on the monkey's paw curls. spamtenna gets back together in the epilogue but they're in a throuple with rouxls
>>542516581>>542517148shhh shhh do not be sad oyoyoyoy pspspspspss shhhh *papapssplshjosshhhhh* have some fr***nch toast i made it with fresh pipis yolk and tenna teat buttermilk (you are placed into the pipis nest and cleaned of dirt by tenna's sucking nose*
Sausage fest. Is it really a good idea for toby to be hanging out with such a non-progressive crowd?
