auntie shelly edition>Latest patch:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/10-02-2025-update.84332/>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/edit>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>542418151
>>542501921>life drains you
SEX WITH THE DOORMAN!!!
>>542502024You do know how this situation turned out right?
(You) just helped summon one of the patronsWhat are (You) wishing for?
>>542502725I wish Seven was still a good character who hadn't been nerfed 30 times...
>>542496295if you are too dense to click the 'match me with my teammates' buton when you queue in you don't have a right to pausein addition - very epic that people are allowed to move the camera and type and buffer inputs after a pause so when you randomly see some retarded zoomer with wifi connection have to restart because 'he wants water' i don't get parried because i lost my surprise factorit's so fucking dumb
When you think about it, everyone else doing the Ritual is some otherworldly entity, has a natural mega advantage, or is rich as fuck with some high tech weaponry and connectionsBilly's just a dude with a bat and anger issues. He's got goat horns but they're literally just goat hornsEvery character makes fun of him but he's changing the things he hates in a way that only a retard with nothing to lose can
>>542502725sinclair buffs or all ivy players die/ivy deleted
>>542502919yeah but he's a poser and would be an anarchist in our timeline so fuck'em.
>>542502997Yeah but he's also willing to risk throwing his life away for what he gives a fuck about so he's the literal opposite of a poser
>>542502725knowing how Patrons work - kind of hard to think of something that wouldn't backfire horribly because you have to remember that they are actively malicious and will fuck you over by twisting your wish>>542502919he got the goat's head from somewhere, I wouldn't discount him
>>542503204He got them in a ritual related to Baphomet but there's absolutely nothing to indicate, even in his quotes, that he actually 'got' something from themHe's just got a goat head. That's it. That's his thing. There's an entire race with goat heads that are ostracized and he turned himself into one of them
Does this mean I'm slightly less shit now?I dont know what the old average was.
>>542503360too many were in lowest tier so the pushed everyone up.
Is the halloween update coming this week or is there still one to two weeks to wait?
>>542503360maybethe old average was that like 50% of playerbase were in Initiate 1 or something dumb like that
>>5425027251.40$I want to buy a soda at my gas station
It's kinda crazy how low quality the first wave of heroes are compared to secondTextures, animations, Victor/Doroman etc. all feel 'complete' while Holiday and Sinclair look like they have tf2 texture jobsMan this game is still like a year off from being complete huh
>>542503529make it at least 2
>>542503413>>542503439I meant the old average before the ranks got fucked up.
would the patrons actually fuck off if warden got his way or would they pull some cheeky shit like>patrons disappear>life goes back to normal>warden passes away>patrons come back
>>542502725Erase all vore artwork from all of the hard drives in the world.
>>542503712then it'd be a vindicta situation where he'd come back as a ghost angry and does it all over again
>try Seven again>the last nerf literally gutted himWhy would they shit on the last good ability he had?
>>542502725Make futas real
>>542503529>valve timeit'll be ready in 5 years
>>542503795human vore*
>>542503712>"I want you to disappear! Cease to exist!">"You shall have your wish, Warden.">the Patron sends Warden to a pocket dimension where they, indeed, don't exist
>>542502725Genocide of Russia, China and India. >>542502919That bitch ain't special. Abrams is a guy with a magic book he can barely use, Vyper, Ivy, Warden, Haze, Wraith, MnK, McGee are shmucks with guns. There are in fact few legendary or special heroes in this game so far.
>>542503529TF2 textures is being real generous for some, especially Sinclair.
>>542503861Seveniggers had a full year of being absurdly broken I feel nothing for anyone that plays him
>>542503529I'm fine with the game being in the over for another 7 years or so. No hats, no battlepasses, no zoomers attracted by such things.>>542504149https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlGEergDdU8
>>542504527>There are in fact few legendary or special heroes in this game so far.Kinda think thats neat desu.
>>542504664Broken is better than literally useless.You can play around a broken character.There's no saving a literally useless character.
>>542502725to have sex with>>542502213
>>542503204>maliciousaren't they just painfully literal? im sure with enough legalese bullshit you'd manage to actually gain what you want from them
>>542504849Yeah, some kind of balance has to be present, unless you're going full Smite
>>542502725Give Ms Shelly double cancer
>>542504527>AbramsLiteral magic demon built like a tank that walks around with an aura>VyperFucking poison bro + body designed for combat, how is this not an advantage>WardenMagic walking arsenal>HazeA specter that can kill people in their dreams and has military training or whatever>Wraith2 extra magic hands with infinite money and all the tools that come with it>MnKIt's two dudes, one is a tank, and they can burrow. They could just leave the ritual through the floor and no one could stop them>McGeeShe is weapons incarnate and puts aimbot turrets down. In lore she should basically win the ritual by defaultvsguy with bat and horns
>>542504976unless you are a beautiful perfect twink like the doorman, it isn't happening, fag.
>>542505312your consent is more than optional
>Paige now has the single highest winrate in every tierWhat the fuck happened?!
>>542504734>Monoliththat's pretty much how I imagine most of the wishes would goSeven would get simply absorbed into the Patron, fulfilling his wish for godhood
>>542505376whoa!
Yesterday I was alone on the map and an enemy lash showed up. I tried to run because it didnt feel productive to fight but he ulted me. Us? Alone? And he felt the need to wrap me up and slam me? It felt intimate. It excited me. I died.
>>542505554ok this is cursed momo is a MOLE
Are we getting the halloween update on the 16th, 23rd or 30th?
>>542505649LOL
Heal/regen-tank female werewolf frontliner, WHEN!?
>>542502725Total Carrynigger Death
Just played a game as Drifter where every time Mina flew in the air, I threw my 2 on her and clicked 1 + Arctic and she died instantlyFuck you bitch stop floating
>>542505797>victor 2.0: foid furfag editionNo.
>>542505797>female werewolf
>>542485138I think most of the characters in deadlock being underwhelming is from what they lack, rather than their current 'personalities' being annoying. Comparing them to the TF2 characters is unfair; the TF cast wasn't limited by needing interpersonal, deep philosophical interactions. That's literally it, that's why I think people take issue with the "Rosie the riveter dyke girl boss" aestheticFirst, look at a TF2 interaction>engineer dominates scout>"Y'all ain't too fast for my machines now, are ya? heh, are ya?">scout dominates engineer>"here's an idea for you to build: a not-dyin' machine"They aren't on a first-name basis (that takes years of familiarity), there isn't any moral or philosophical deepness to it, which is normal and natural for surface level conversation that happens on a battlefield. Now look at deadlock:>McGinnis yaps with Seven about how amoral and nihilistic they both are, with Seven critiquing her on lack of aspiration. Extremely weird thing to talk about>Vindicta argues with Billy about grandiose political praxis using academic, collegiate terminology (???? isn't she from Salem, Virginia?????)>Holliday talks about how revenge is cold and depressing with Viscous who's a retard, "hurr cube warm". The interaction is only saved by Viscous being a funny, lovable retardAnd my personal favorite between Grey Talon and pocket>P: so why are you here?>GT: someone hurt my family>P: so, you're looking for justice>GT: No...(dramatic pause) justice is for children who don't know how the world works (sounds like he's starting to sob)Maybe would make for a good TV show, but not for characters who don't know each other that well, and certainly not emotional trauma dumping right before a GigaSatan battleIronically, Lash and the doorman are the favorite characters by far because they act the most like TF2 characters
>>542504628it's that glossy look
>>542505415/dlg/ bought the meme that it's impossible to climb on supports hook line and sinker.
>dude lore>dude character and world building >dude narrativesGo watch a movie you freaking girls deadlock is for gameplay chads
>>542501921>she's blackis this canon?
>>542506398Then why are they developing a VN
>>542505149Didn't work out too tell for Smite.
>>542506241>its another episode of anon hallucinating dlg posts that never happened
>>542506398i've run out of blog posts>teammates bad>loss streak highjust ain't doing it anymore
>>542505241didn't he contract some eldritch forbidden powers? he seems to mean that in one of his voice lines when he kills sevenactually, my headcannon is he's paige's brother who got a hold of some cursed evil rape tome (possibly through the means of his sister), got his goat head via it to "make a statement" or some retarded shit like that, got booted by his family for being a massive retard who willingly cursed himself and then dumped the book at Abrams Investigations (using abrams' car as a smoke signal to lure him to the book (because he's a tard))
>>542506416Shes actually aboriginal... you sound dumb
>>542505415just build NOOK and act as an artillery cannon during fights, while spamming shield on your actual carry
>>542506525The statemandated female employees have to work on something
>>542506550People definitely said it was impossible to climb as support in DotA, despite that being completely wrong>push lane, avoid afk jungling>auto-climb to 4k at the very leastsame in deadlock
>bombop on my teamyippee i love losing
>>542506031they aren't on a first-name basis because TF2 was a class based shooter where you see 4 of the same class on each team
>>542506652He used a Baphomet ritual to get a goat head, but literally all it does is turn him into an Ixian which is an entire race of people in universe which are persecuted for goat heads and have nothing else going for themIt was just an act of rebellion by turning him into a marginalized group. It doesn't give him magic at all. He's literally just a guy with a fucked head nowIf he has magic in any way, none of his quotes imply it. And his abilities are "alcoholic with a bat" so I don't see anything there either
>>542505649Last year it was like the 27th or 30th or sumting
>>542506705Youre a caveman
>>542506769>he doesn't know about the Jihad build
>>542505607a SEXY mole you mean?
>>542506870I thought Infernus was an Ixian, and he has NO goathead>>542506652First thing I wondered after paige came out was that Billy was actually her brother
>>542506687That's even fucking worse. That's like being the nigger of niggers.
>>542507050not what I said, turn back into doorman!
>>542507097I'm not completely sure, I kinda misremembered because of the quote "Goat horns get zero respect in this city, It's all Ixian this, ram horns that."It seems to be implying he's Ixian but I guess they're not correlated
>>542501921considering she's Louisiana Creole, I wonder if bebop will have more of a voodoo theme going on when he gets redesigned
Ascendant-Eternus update for current patchDo you rike Yoshi's vision?
>>542507387Yeah, I know the Patron specifically says something like "the Ixian is on a rampage, stop him" when Infernus starts raping people.Also when the fuck is the halloween update.will they make us wait till just before halloween? or this week? Thursday or TuesdayI fear it'll be closer to halloween- I think last years was.
>>542507513>Kelvin is agreed upon by everyone, from lowest rank to Top 500 worldwide to be broken>still a low pickrate
We have not seen any ixians with goat heads.
>>542506870ight makes sense
>>542507513you know what the game needs? another ivy nerf
>>542506549You can blame baffling HiRez monetisation and dev decisions for that, not the concept itself.
>>542507513Wow what a surprise despite everyone bitching Victor is still OP and cancer and Paige has never been balanced but because she's le heckin wholesome support chungus nobody cares
>bebop raging on voice>complaining every fight >how could you go in XvY???>either X or Y is always wrong>lol he has no situational awareness
>>542506870>Ixian which is an entire race of people in universe which are persecuted for goat heads and have nothing else going for themObjectively false, why did you make it up?
>>542507990As I said later, I misremembered the exact correlation because of a quote that talks about them bothThe goat heads are a race of people. They're just not Ixians
93 spirit power with only 2 spirit itemssinner's sacrifices absolutely are a WIN CONDITION
>>542507990Bro is just really into the game lore but has poor comprehension i think
>>542507856Yeah I don't disagree. Was just making a quip at the games expense.
>>542507513Pretty tight spread, people talk shit about balance but icytoad always has the winrates closeOther games will have some egregious +65% nonsense that goes unpatched for months
>>542507513>kelvin is brokenkek is that why ta was spamming them in the inhouse lel.
>>542505554Now give him hyperrealistic bloodshot eyes
>>542501921
>>542508076well, yeah, if you aren't taking them on cooldown you are actively nerfing yourselfI feel like I have constantly remind our carries to punch the fucking thing or I will
>>542508362
>>542502024why would Geist be in (presumably) the Bronx?
>>542507713it's cuz he's situational.he's very powerful and annoying but several characters absolutely rape him all game all night with no way to reliably fight back as kelv>>542507394that's be cool>>542507387none of the ixians we've seen so far (abrams, fern, cadence, the few ixians in the background visible in The Binding of Oathkeeper) possess any animal traits, they all look like people with horns and (sometimes) tails
>>542508483This is terrifying
>>542508262Nah just trying out the gun build (which is incredibly fucking broken, hence the winrate)
>>542505376>t. Doorman
>>542508483What if he's only a nigger because he's covered in soot
anyone has that chat screenshot of seven asking for haze's race to call her a racial slur?
>>542508547Unironically trying to give the disenfranchised the magical equivalent of crack
>>542509226I thought I had it but can't find it, take this at the least.
>>542508547She is trying to get rid of Oathkeeper no matter what once she runs out of options trying to repair the ward binding him and keeping him too docile to gain full control of his powers. She goes to Bebop's place to offer it to Ms Shelly since Geist knows she's dying but she isn't an evil cunt so naturally she refuses, this result in Geist getting into a fight with Bebop who breaks the ward and Geist dies. The full leaked VN is on youtube still
>>542507513>they said the mo and krill nerf was a slap on the wrist>dropped 3% winrate
>>542509841Who is "they"?
>>542508483judge Holden looking ass
>>542509958You know who.
>>542507513Honestly, perfect meta other than kelvin.
>>542508076>>542508453Sinners unironically need a huge nerf. They suck ass gaymeplaywise yet are literal cheating because of how efficient they are.
The problem with matchmaking and rating honestly Some games can actually be close and it’s fun, but what’s tilting is that there will be flat win or loss in MMR with the outcome. In every ranked game, this will always boost shitters and frustrate people who consistently perform well. This is only amplified with intangible macro skills in deadlock and other nonplayer input like autodraftI think the minimum secret texh they need to implement is dropping people who have 10+ deaths several ranks even if they win the match
>>542510845the problem with that.>enemy team autisticly focuses one high wr guy, teammates capitalise on it. He drops mmr anyway.it will just encourage people to play for k/d
>unironically promoting k/da players in the post-baus era of 2025Just when you think /dlg/ couldn't be any lower, the pisslow geniuses find new and inventive ways to leave you stunned
who should I learn to play? I can literally only play Paradox and Seven effectively and my required third choice is Infernus but I'm throwing if I get him
>>542511432John Deadlock of course!
>>542511057valve doesn’t tell people what is considered in MMR increase/decrease>>542511136outside of the miku that ints and trades for walkers or a low econ tank/frontline (exists in tourneys only btw)there is genuinely no reason someone can feed so much and still contribute to a win
>Kelvin is situational. His ability to rotate extremely fast is only sometimes useful. The extremely fast skywalk doesn't really help him cast knockdown, rescue beam, curse, or anything. His ability to beam the entire team with an unpurgeable slow is ok too. Don't forget his underwhelming ult, +6,000,000 HP regen that completely isolates teams and enemies. He doesn't have any way to close the gap, can't possibly cuck multiple other ultimates in the game
>>542511765You're genuinely a subhuman ape if you can't see why "dogshit performance mmr system #1047486" won't work.If you managed to lose against a double digit death player, you actually deserve to derank harder.
I genuinely have no idea how to lane against a good Paige
>>542512090???>projectionIt’s more like I have carried niggas who go 2/12. They shouldn’t have been on my team in the first place, but I seemed to have struck a nerve. Perhaps you are the feeding shitter usually
>>542512432Her cooldowns are all 30 seconds early on, you can easily punish that if you just commit but most players don't ever commit, even if you commit your faggot lane friend is standing back just watching you
how do i support my team? if i slow down the enemy, my team still kills nothing. if i speed up my team they dont kill anything either, silencer and inhibitor don't do anything eitherwhat if i dont feel like carrying? is there no way?
>>542512458>youre le ppppprojection!!!!1!!111You never carried shit. Good stats already get rewarded with higher win rate allowing you to climb until you don't start getting those good stats.
>>542512989>nuh uh>unironicallyis this general full of NEET contrarians that will downplay anything and suck off Yoshi’s matchmaking design
>>542512012yeah, hes situational because he's completely defenseless against knockdown/holly lasso/mo ult/mina ult/'bop hook while he's beaming/during icepath unless he cancels it prematurely (which renders him near-useless for the next circa 20s)
>>54250341823rd i'd say(if it comes out at all)
>>542512432>wait for her shitty barrier to expire>dogpile her
>>542513421Why do low rank people think Kelvin's beam, his least useful ability after the first 6 minutes, is what makes him strong?Most Kelvins don't even put ANY points into it before their other 3 skills are maxed out. Kelvin's fucking broken because you can achieve insane damage/heals with grenades just by buying a few purple items and his dome allows you to control any fight while also giving your teammates an absurd heal and totally fucking the fire rate of any of the enemy unfortunate enough to get caught in it.
>>542505797>femaleNah>werewolfHell nah
>>542501921I want her to call me honey bun
>>542508049Hmm, a wendigo/goatman hero could be a nice addition, thematically at least. But the concept and relevant skills might be too similar to Drifter in that regard.
>>542505415unironically, most of the ones dragging it down with gun paige got bored and left and all thats left are the ones with no ego that understand they are meant to be a cocksleeve for their carry
>>542513669>insane damage/healsheals yeah, but his nade damage essentially consists of three/four powerspikes across the whole game (last upgrade, tankbuster, reverb and spirit burn), each of which falls off after like 5 minutes (after enemies buy enchanter's/counterspell/spellbreaker)as for his beam: yeah i agreebtw has anyone ever tried melee kelvin? it always seemed like his ice path could work with that greatly thanks to displacement immunity + more control when purposefully missing parries
>formerly emissary 5>get today off work>queue during the day>matchmaking puts me with people who were eternus before the rank redistribution
>>542512432Don't push into the walker and don't trade when she's got a shield. I hate Paige so much, incredibly cancerous hero at every stage of the game.
>>542514674>tankbuster, reverb and spirit burnWhat fucking games are you in where any kelvin is building these items???
>lose game>go up a rankexplain this to me, it doesn't make sense?
>>542514841games im in>t. OG nuke nade kelvoid nigga
>>542513421Im not sure why you feel confident to give your opinion but you should probably stop
>>542514867ranked is in a fucking blender atm
Kelvinniggers were the real mega downplayer all along.
>>542514905it's yours?
>>542515174fine, but the thread first needs to go back to talking about mcginnis' tits and mo
>>542511136>>542511765>>542512090>>542512458>I have carried niggas who go 2/12NTA but I'm guessing you're at a low rank you're unsatisfied with, and no offense you don't understand DotA macro (which has only been dialed up in Deadlock, despite the shooter mechanics/gameplay)Saying "my team mate went 2/12" is not enough information. Was your 2/12 teammate pushing? If so:He was likely the lowest networth player on your team; that means if he drags at least one enemy hero to his lane, the discrepancy between your team's networth and the enemy networth is negated numerically. If your feeding teammate drags 2 enemy heroes, that's actually comeback gameplay. If he avoids dying, and snags some creep camps on the way out, you're likely to turn the game around. Even if the feeder dies splitpushing, his death doesn't provide that much gold to the enemy team because he's so low networth. Not only that, deadlock leaned ~HARDER~ into DotA splitpush mechanics, where lane troopers/creeps give reliable gold (secured souls), so splitpushing will safely grant him lots of levels/items. Juxtapose that to unreliable gold/unsecured souls being droppable so the enemy team can grab them, which makes jungling a lot easier to punish. DotA doesn't use kda ratio in mmr, because there is game-winning feed behavior, and game losing afk junglers who technically have a good kda ratio before the enemy team thrones you with aegis/rejuv
>>542514905cute!
Valve should add a bnuuy hero to the deadlock.
Why exactly is Paradox doing the ritual?
>promoted to Oracle 1>game search time is 1-2 min
Any cool drifter builds?Not sure if to go down the gun, melee or utility path
>>542515925no, add golden infernus instead
McGinnis? Yeah I'm thinking this character is fucking gay to play against
>>542512849You are doing stuff, it's just your brain isn't noticing it. Inhibitor can be huge but the effects aren't flashy.But just like in dota, no matter how good you support sometime you are destined to lose
Golden bunny Infernus
>>542516115Refresher/Superior Duration & just permablind enemies with your ult
Playing this game and eventually realizing that 75% of your laning phases aren't fun because you're against some nigger like geist or viscous or Holliday or grey talon that just fart nukes from a mile away and you're basically just spending 10 minutes waiting for the fun part
I hate this game
>>542515925Is her specialty sucking dicks?
>I know how to deal with rich assholesI didn't know Mina was into rimming
>>542516929You didn't get the Geist rimming scene in the VN?
>>542516929Pocket is so lucky
>>542516115Witchmail drifter with compress cooldown on rend
>>542517040Valve if it was based
the most handsome character in the game, canonically. thoughts?
>>542517326According to whomst
>>542516929how else are you going to get them to like you
>>542517326Shiv rework when? I want to see my vampire monkey man in his full glory.
>>542514867your mmr is more influenced by who is in your game than winning, so losing against an eternus player when youre phantom is worth more to your mmr than winning 5 emissary games, this was part of the issue with ranks beforehand, and why it was a race to the bottom while also having 200 e6 accounts, they were just incestuously fucking each other while everyone else was slowly dropping rank
>>542517549i haven't been in ascendant for more than a week and i already think it's shitlow
Geist forcing Mina to give her cunnilingus, now that would be epic sauce
>>542517384voicelines frompocket lashinfernusgeistwraithmcginnisivyand probably many more
What score do you think he dropped
>>542517873its not fantastic, but go watch some eternus gameplay from a year ago, the game is hard but if your perception of the game is based on streamers you wont see how much better everyone else is becoming
That Zone flash animation of Samurai Jack and Ashi but instead it's Abrams and Mina.
>>542517873didn't mean to reply
>>542517981Doesn't matter. Did you win? Then it worked
>>542515925for once im gonna agree with the bunnyfag, aurora is so much better of a redhead-glasses-nerd-schtick character than paige.she's everything valve wanted paige to be
>>542518019>if your perception of the game is based on streamersnever watched a streamer play deadlock in my life my only experience is my own games i don't even use the watch tab, well i did it like 2-3 times since i started playing
>>542518102no we lost the gamequite badly actually
>>542517981Honestly would've probably been a fine build if he had lifestrike
Drifter and his wife, the Doorman
Vyper and her wife, Paige
>>542502725Golden infernus
>>542516929So I wasn't the only one who thought about this when I heard this line.
Dynamo and his belly.
>>542518898You mean Cinnamon
Okay, now that he has the opportunity to look like whatever, why would Dynamo have his soul put in a fat man
>>542519145Yeah, sure
>>542519375his ersatz body would probably get dent and twisted like a beercan by the gravity and density of his collapsed star form
>play billy>shoot and light melee>flick my wrist and light melee to the side>baiting the parry>heavy melee that motherfucker twice>winThis guy is just a better Abrams in every way.
>>542516929>>542517040Okay funny meme idea. Mina standing with the "free rimjob sign" but next to her is Geist with "Expensive rimjob" or "Overpriced rimjob" etc. but Geist has a big line of people with money in hand in front of her and Mina has no one even looking at herThoughts?
>>542519727>not voiced by Samoa JoeNot every way
>>542519727You should just light melee multiple times after a whiffed parry (as Billy), more damage, harder to dodge and less risk of a buddy parrying for them
>>542520007this wouldnt work because I would want to be rimmed by mina even if it cost more
>>542519727>This guy is just a better Abrams in every way.Its what I keep saying. He's arguably the most broken character in the game bar none. His weakness?>Poke/Long Range>Getting ParriedThat's it. The first becomes far more manageable after the laning phase and the second is pure skill issue.Every game I manage to 1 v 11 almost consistently and I'm baffled this shit hasn't been nerfed into the stratosphere.
>>542501921did they make aunt jemima playable
woke up this morning thinking about Paige's hairy logcutter, what's my fortune for the day?
>>542520007i think youre 14 years old>>542520317The worst part is he's completely fucking braindead to play but gets insane value for nothing
European here, I woke up thinking about Geist's hairy vagina and armpits.
>>542520590>armpitsnot canon
Whose hair should I be thinking about...?
>>542520410you will find 100 rupee coin while traversing subcontinent saaaaaar
>>542520590Geist shaves her armpits but keeps a landing strip on her pussy
So what characters have tattoos? Lash is the only one I can remember. Billy?Do you think Wraith has tattoo?
>>542521535Infernus has tattoos
I call this original piece "My fucking nigfernus hides behind walls and runs away from me so I cant use any of my many support actives on him while he gets raped"
>>542521692This inspires me. Maybe I should try my hand at this
>tanked down to seeker VBros.... I may be retarded.
>>542515459yeah !
paige is so extremely fucked up strong in lane its retarded
>>542521692This one's going in the Louvre
>>542517326i hated his mug at first but now i kinda like it
>>542520958>>542521354Geist doesn't shave. Her white armpit hair just haven't been added yet for her final art pass
>>542518549go on.
>>542522107Paige definitely is a fujo
So...no? Halloween event or
>>542518549Drifter is the wife
>>542522176good for her, i don't think victor's a fudan though so she's really shooting herself in the root if she wants to fuck him that badly
>>542522176ne, she is yumejo.
>>542522176She's shown zero signs of being one, but that won't stop people
>>542522473>these are your teammates
>>542521692*distant infernus death scream
>>542522265The dom-wife!
>>542517981>Max 2>Rapid Recharge>No backstabberNah, this guy is based. He just needs some more games to iron out his autism build.Sorry anon, you're just a side character in his story
>>542518102Tranime poster with a shit opinion, a classic
>tell team I need to solo farm a lane>they keep showing up to the lane???
Real questions time:Biggest knot?This is academic research so real answers only
>>542523140?Lash is the only guy who uses ropes so it can only be him
>>542519727>This guy is just a better Abrams in every wayNot as sexy, thus not worth playing
>>542523220who's Holiday
>>542523341The lasso she uses isn't being used to tie boats to port like Lash's
>>542523220>biggest knotIts a puppygirl tranny making this comment.
>>542523140maybe sinclair, there's probably a few knots in the mannequin under the paint.
>>542521535McGee has tats, in the VN at least>>542521692Majestic
>>542523140Ivy probably needs to know how to tie knots to capture criminals
>>542523140there are no dog characters
>>542521831Hide the MMR and play for your own fun, its that easy
>>542523140Vindicta's braid has a knot in the end to tie it together
>>542523140Victor needs several of them to keep his body together
>>542521535wraith, mina, paige, holliday, vindicta and kelvin all have spade tattoos
Did Pocket get shadowbuffed or why does every shitter pick him now?
I wish valve fixed this game and allowed me to play but akas source 2 means cucked out of it cayse it’s in optimized garbage even with multiple trials at making the right settings work
>>542517326
>>542524406fuck i meant geist not wraith, both are named after ghosts
>>542524814my computer has 10 year old hardware and it runs at 144 fps at all times.the hell kind of a shitty ass PC do you have?
>>542525483Idfk cpu usage is fine, gpu is fine ram is almost fine ABD YET I STUTTER CONSTANTLY AND GET FPS DROPS
Items that really should have a t4 upgrade path but don't?>40 dudes>the t2 barriers (reactive, spirit, weapon)>warp stone (longer, or has charges, or goes barrier on use or something)>lifestrike & spirit snatch>torment pulse
>support ivy>ult left and right lanes to help since both are somehow constantly losing>9-2 after lane>continue to lose every teamfight>check our 0-8 haze >only 4 items (trophy, veil walker, surge, counterspell)whole game felt like i was just putting out fires everywhere
>>542525835>Get shit on the whole match>Finally notice we had a Haze on our team at the end of match scoreboardMany such cases
>>542515925Might be in the works
>lane against haze>just sits on top of roof killing creep>wont even entertain the idea of actually fighting>doesn’t get any kills or assists for 20 god damn minutes>just runs and farms>becomes 80k soul raidboss for us to beat in at minimum 1v4sThis should not be rewarded. Just not playing for 40 or 50 minutes and then sweeping. We won anyway but man.
>>542525830>40 dudeswhat
>>542526230Fortitude.
I have played Bebop for the first time and I love him, but I am trying to understand him better1. how do you last hit properly? I thought he was going to have gun spin-up like McG but you have to wind up every time you stop shooting. does that mean you just unload every time you shoot?2. I see a lot of echo shards in builds. I'm having a hard time trying to hook - bomb - refresh - bomb - uppercut on bots, what's the secret?
>>542526201>This should not be rewardedYou did fuckall to prevent her from afk farming or push to the win while her team fought at a 5vs6 disadvantage. This is what got her rewarded.
>>5425264051. You can wind your gun up preemptively by holding m2.2. Get good.
>>542525835they need to remove trophy hunter from the game, it's the ultimate noobtrap, every fucking match at least 2 of my teammates might as well have an empty item slot thanks to this useless piece of shit when they could have an active or literally anything else
>>542526137Would this place lose it if it was a hot chick? Because Mina & Paige seemed to draw out the mentally ill pretty hard.
>>542526505>sleeps cloaks and runs>she ended up buying cheat death and unstoppable by the time we grabbed curse and the likeAgain, not playing the game should not reward you this much. I get playing econ but not at all engaging the enemy until you were 20-30k up is just disgusting.
>>542526605Could be another "Ivy" situation
>p-please, could you repeat your order again
>>542527118UNO BEERO POR FAVOUR, LAS
>>54252711820 billion beers
>>542527118>Can I please speak to a damn human in this establishment? This monster girl is useless.
>>542524814Hello kenshi anon
How do I
>>542517326I see that handsome bastard
>>542527479all you have to do is
>>542527479You see, the trick is to
>climbed ranks while playing easy brool support/disruptor chars like M&K and Kelvin>now way out of my league when I want to try higher skill pickswhere’s the casual shit like ARAM and the like for me to learn other characters and not be dead weight?
>>542527947you could always just tank the mmr loss so you end up where you should be
>>542527947you just have to make a new account or stop caring about climbing there’s also the inhouses
Would anyone enjoy a cheeky little inhouse at this time?
>>542527947I have the exact opposite problem. I prefer to play brooling supports, but have climbed into the middle where they're useless and I'm only able to play Victor, Haze, and Infernus if I want to win...
Can any of you guys recommend a decent headset? My mic broke.
>>542528425I just grab 20 dollar ones from amazon
>>542528425why not buy a mic instead of one of those gay turtle beach things
>>542528552Desk space.>>542528524Don’t wanna risk getting muted by everyone if the mic is dogshit.
>>542528425HyperX Cloud II. Extremely comfy, budget friendly, study construction. Mine is going on 5 years at this point with no noticable issues.
>>542527095if valve is smart they'll reuse the neon prime haze design and change it to be more bunnied considering that was basically the only well-received NP reject
I RUSH GLASS CANNON ON DRIFTER EVERY GAME AND I DON'T REGRET EXCEPT ENEMY TEAMMY FOES REGRET QUEUEING AGAINST ME
>>542528664well I haven't gotten any complaints, but if I had like 200 extra bucks sitting around I'd get some nice speakers and a tabletop mic and skip a headset, just for comfortI've been really fixated on that setup actually since picking up deadlock in particular
>>542528425I use a Sennheiser Hd660s and Behringer B1 powered by an Art Tube Amp both run through a G8 DAC.
>>542528887Neon Prime Haze?You mean this one, or is there another?
>>542529016
>>542529175there is another where shes a lot more alien. This is her portrait art.
>>542526605Idc if Valve gives us another hottie, as long as its a human or a total ugly (not ugly-hot) monster. We don't need more furfaggy freakshit in the game.
>>542529175the rabbit ears onethis >>542529327i think that french haze is just a deadlock haze before the current haze
>>542529175>>542529327Boring human reskin, pass
How much of a griefer will i be if i try to make flask/torment pulse warden a thing? I don't want to end up on a list
>>542529770as long as you buy maj leap and join fights when your ult is up you can build whatever stupid purple shit you want on warden
>>542526570you were right, I needed to get good. I rebound keys so all I had to do for the combo was roll my fingers and now I hit it every time
The black wÎżman of Valve unoriginality.These are TWO different characters.
>>542529770Just bee yourself. If anyone complains tell them to go back to league where they belong. Thinking outside the box is what will push this game forward. It's fine to try stuff out as long as you aren't stubborn when things simply don't work.
>>542516031Publicity stunt
>>542529964Haze is a mystery meat glowie, but her voice actress is a half-hispanic half-white so I assume so is the character.
>split shot works with talon's rain of arrowsI don't know what this means but each shot is like 20 arrows
Is a game being unwinnable because I'm the only person who counterbuilt the frontrunners on the enemy team just a cope or is it a valid excuse to not feel bad about losing?Just had a game where spirit Shiv and Billy were the top 2 on the enemy team and I'm the only player who bought Silence while our Mina bought Ricochet
Inhouses? I want to do a spirit drifter build
>>542531225Mina was trying to stack her ult more to actually kill them, anon.That's technically a counter-pick...
am i trolling if i kill the wave solo when there's a teammate rotating over?
Mo & Krill is only fun if you have a team with more than 2 brain cells per person.
I am seeing Pocket and Paige in literally every single game now
>>542531738no, fuck sharing souls
>>542531727I checked for fun, he's tried toxic bullets/ricochet mina multiple games in a rowI can respect the commitment at least
Thoughts on mystic slow on Victor? How much does it stack up to with his 3 t1?
>>542532053Oh, well then he's just retarded...
>>542531738it depends on who you are playing, and who they are playing, if youre doing this shit on like paige, kelvin, mo and krill you are griefing your team
>>542531225You have to just not care about individual games and focus on the bigger picture, you cant make the difference everytime.If you can just win 55% consistently then you are good. Thats 1/20 games that you have impact on and 19/20 coin flip results
>>542531827They're both borderline broken in lane (not borderline in Paige's case, she's insane) & scale well into endgame
>>542532092Better to just cut berserker for point blank, that will cap your slow
>>542527450i aint them sorry anon
>>542532414I don't buy either of those and mystic slow is 1600 compared to those being 3200
>>542523140Slork could swim pretty fast, I guess.
>no skeletons>no werewolves>no mummies>just zombies, ghosts, and vampiresI hope they fix this before launch...
>>542502725Assuming their powers are unlimited I ask for every corrupt politician, evil criminal, rapist, drug dealer, pedos and whatever lies in between to instantly be set ablaze the next time they go to sleep and for all of them to be aware of it.If not I would just ask for immortality or eternal youth or to be rich as fuck.
>>542533080>no skeletonsahem
>>542530623>her voice actress is a half-hispanic half-white>dude trust me
>>542533080Boho at least will fill the cutesy-witch archetype, at least.I really would like a werewolf hero as well, or even more than that, a fairy or siren/other flyer hero besides Vindicta's ugly ass
>>542532092I usually buy it on himUnless you are a movement GOD, it’s really helpful at catching and capitalizing on slippery niggas who usually can use an ability or their fast af base movespeed to escape
>>542524814Upgrade your rig enrique
>>542533080>no werewolvesGood
>>542533478>cutesy-witch archetypeWe have 2 of these shits in the game, enough. At least its not a furry, but holy fuck
I think i get the whole "splitpush beats deathball which itself beats passive play" but wcyd against a team of Mo&Krill, Mirage, Lash, Haze, Dynamo and characters with insane catch abilities and extreme intralane mobilty or in Dynamo's case who can clear an entire wave with a stomp?You can't deathball since they'll flat out beat you in the team fights with their ult, and you can't split push because they'll gank you in a second anyway and if you try to pressure anything you'll just get killed by Phantom Strike into combo or some dumb shit like that.
>>542533293Seven isn't a skeleton.He's still got flesh.
>>542534460fake news
>>542534602I like Seven, sevenbro, but he's more of a lich or wight than a skelebro...
its so funny how if you play a carry hero like seven or haze and make one misplay you become someone's biggest enemy and get flamed by them the rest of the match but if you play a cuck support like kelvin and build rescue beam you can save someone with beam once but make 10000 misplays after and you'll still be their best friend
>>542529924Why DO people use mleap on warden? Is it just to be safe for ult channel?
>>542526605Valve drones are prison gay, so probably.>>542527095Nice fake and gay leak.
>>542534767That's just the responsibility of playing the strong heroes
>>542534767Its just the disappointment people feel when they see a carry hero on their team and think they're going to have a good game, but then that person turns out to be useless.
>>542534767Macro is less noticeable than micro until it is too late. A 30k souls Haze better be an asset to the team compared to 20k Ivy who will build gun and somehow end up with more player/obj damage anyway.
>>542534767>Try to rescue beam teammate.>he gets stuck on terrain and dies because of it>"never beam me again"Y-you too
>>542534767If you're gonna spend the entire game clearing out the maps of camps you better be popping off in the late game, while supports are generally harmless in that regard.
>>542531359if someone hosts an inhouse i'll join
>>542534821the only counterplay to warden with an ult is kiting and making space while he channels, maj leap solves this for the warden player by allowing him to land in the middle of the enemy team and he gets to channel the ult while hes leaping
>>542535561Had an Infartass who disappeared to the jungle all game and still ended up poorer than most of the team, was honestly impressive
>play a match with a high apm spammy build>want to spend my second match casually supporting with heals and shit>nobody on my team builds damage, my viscous says he's new to the heroI never get the luxury of supporting competent players man
>>542534131name 1
>>542529770So long as you buy lightning scroll and maj leap, go nuts.
>>542536065>Had an Infartass who disappeared to the jungle all game and still ended up poorer than most of the team, was honestly impressivThis is literally every infernus in my games. Will hoover up all the jungle farm, somehow END UP POORER than supports/non-carries and the end game KDA will be something disgusting like 2/11At least Haze players will sometimes go 20/0. I rarely if ever see a infernus be anything but a detriment to the team
inhouse doko
>>542532514Do you not run gun at all? Because then you definitely should run pointblank and stop running builds with 0 in a category
>>542534131We don't, retard.
>>542536835host it yourself
>>542536835PXKDY
>>542537621post yamato2
>>542536835>>542537621I hate this bitches fucking head.
Someone post the Yamato updated concept art!
>>542537678
>>542535063Or the people who queued Haze/Seven/Fern and didn't get them.
>>542537798good boy
>>542537501neveri onry join to run it down desu
JOIN THE FUCKING INHOUSEPXKDYPXKDYPXKDY
You ever killing koopa-troopas or farming but then enemy approaches and you ignore them for a minute because you dont need to take that fight and you can just escape anyway but then your plan to escape doesnt work as intended and you just die for no reason. Yeah me neither
>>542536835>>542537621I hate yamato's stupid fucking fiveheadThe only person in the entire game I'd support modding to change the model of
this is just like my mario twins
i got banned from the official discord for posting a meme of that muslim guys dog as seven ulting. didnt know they were that compromised
>>542536856I buy spirit shredder and fleetfoot
Raped by Infernus. I checked and he has only 31 hours in the game, has a previous ban, and he actually wasn't that good at defending himself (most of my kills are him), so I assume he is cheating with his aim.
>>542538909lmfao
>>542538909Wear that ban like a badge of honor, hoes got mad
>>542538825I genuinely forget what she looks like sometimes because I’ve been using a mod for so long
>>542538909Any public discord is always going to be compromised. The average discord mod isn't a guy playing the game, he's the guy grooming people who play the game.I'm impressed they banned you over that image though, they must be in a high stage of compromised. Or maybe one of the mods was a Hasan 'If the dog moves its getting a STORM CLOUD' Piker fanboy
>>542538909Here's the better one.
>calling all the shots, mostly the only one using mic >calling out lone enemies and lead us to victory with the right plans>see stats and have the least player damage and least objective damage on my team Maybe I should play a support lol
>>542539134JD Vance skin for Yamato when?
>>542538909Its not even funny
>>542539374>>542539374>>542539491>>542538909qrd?
>>542539491must be a boho tester cuz we have a hippie over here
>>542539491it absolutely is funny
>>542539627roach uses his dog as a prop on his stream, prop tried to move out her bed to stretch her legs so roach zapped the shit out of her so hard and so long she screamed
JOIN THE INHOUSE, 5/12 SLOTSPXKDYPXKDYPXKDYPXKDYPXKDY
>>542516031She wants to steal the patron's heart.
my head hurts
>>542540021you won THOUGH
>>542539491Cenk's nephew won't have sex with you bro.
>>542538909Poor doggo doesn't have enough stamina to get outside the cage in time.
>>542516162I've already seen him in game
Doorman is too mean to poor ol GT in their interactions
>542540332>542539676>542539638Here is your (You)
>>542541036Doing the indirect reply thing is cringe and childish.
>>542541128My bad it's my first week using the site, let me try again>>542540332>>542539676>>542539638Here is your (You)
JOIN THE INHOUSEPXKDYPXKDYPXKDYPXKDY6/12 SLOTS
>>542541335sorry I have performance anxiety
bombop
>>542541439I realized that when he self double bombs while he is about to die he can literally jihad into the enemy team because upon death the bombs explode.
>>542541335I can't pick ANY heroes wtf. I think it's because you idiots have dupes
Changes to make this game more fun: 1.) The floating patron now has a soulburn like ability that it uses when shrines are destroyed, it doesn't gain the ability when it's in the pit.2.) After parrying a tower, towers deal double damage and cannot be parried again for 30 seconds. 3.) Dead players can control towers/walkers, and can fake out melee attacks, or trigger stomps when controlling walkers. Dead players can also choose to walk around in a phantom state, and break boxes for souls, but not urns, they can spot/ping. 4.) Decay upgrade that stops healing and shields entirely5.) Kelvin base hp growth reduced 6.) Debuff remover upgrade that removes all debuffs(Even ultimate) and prevents debuffs from being applied for a time. 7.) Casino slots now have an equal chance of a jackpot to instead curse, slow hex and decay you.
>>542541792check now
>>542541864>6.) Debuff remover upgrade that removes all debuffs(Even ultimate) and prevents debuffs from being applied for a time.That's silly. Unstoppable already upgrades from Debuff Reducer. And you can remove ultimate debuffs with Divine Barrier.
>>542542098but not debuff remover
>>542542004but then you'll know who I am and in a moment of weakness I called you idiots.
>>542542210That would then make another item redundant. Why do you think having two items that do the same thing reasonable?
>>542541335PXKDYPXKDYPXKDYPXKDY8/12 please join.
>>542502815>has a perfect 50% winrate at the high ranks>above 50% on the middle and lower ranksyou just want a broken hero
>>542542450Sorry cant join Im in Marvel Rivals inhouse thats infinitely more fun, you should join us!
I think it's silly how guardians/walkers have no effect in the game whatsoever. You don't even have to be tremendously ahead to be able to easily dive someone and it doesn't affect how strong creeps are either
>>542521692Mobile scrolling the images and seeing this. Thinking how relatable it is then opening the message sent me. I hate my carry niggers. This shit is so funny though ngl
>>542542361They are not redundant, they serve different purposes and would have a different stat line. Like debuff remover, it's self only, wouldn't grant a shield or stop stuns like unstoppable, but would stop infernus/bebop/mina debuffs from being applied for a short time.
>>542541649>bebop>mirage>monkrillso many islamic heroes, mushallah icefrog does it again.
the great chase, dude had veil walker too
>>542540021dont act like you know what real pain is
>>542529175>blue skin>assassin throwing knives>frenchthis is just PA with guns
>>542542450How do you swap with someone in the lobby? If there is no way, then celi, could you temporarily move? I want to lane with Bebop.
>>542521692>playing paige>DUDE WHY DIDNT YOU SHIELD ME>you RAN through the fog, I can't reach you>BRO, BRO ARE YOU FGOR REAL RIGHT NOW>*incomprehensible zoomer retardation*>realize that he's a guntank player, and I should enable him to have fun>go support cuck build and just prebuff him as he runs in while I horse after his explosion>win
>>542542981cross your fingers when the shuffle happens
>>542529327there was a model of this alien Haze done, it was never released or found in the game files unfortunately. You can see it (along with the back of her feet) on some Neon Prime videos.
>>542542884bebopbros...are we retarded?
>>542543051Alright, this works.
>>542542981sorry i didnt see this i was doing tempoross in runescape
>>542542884he survived quite a lot of you being 6k ahead of him
>>542542450PXKDYPXKDYPXKDYPXKDYJust 1 space left, join.
>>542542450I'll join in a minute, reinstalling deadlock due to bug
>>542542981Bebop here, I don't want this lane because there's a viscous on the other side. Anyone want to swap lol?
>>542543109this hook haunts me to this day>100m+ max range bebop hooks>aim for seven a mile away>goes through slots doorway>GOTCHA>oh shit>its dynamo>blackholes and kills me and my time>instantly lose
>>542543364Take your anal fisting like a champ.
>>542543428I parry that
>>542543364This better?
>>542543428I haven't played Bebop since they changed his hook speed. Onegaishimasu Viscous-sama
*shuffles and fucks up your draft*
>>542543602Hey, it's not my fault the works in a retarded way.
kevin is a really fair character
>>542543543God I’d love to be spitroasted by these two
>>542541864All of these suck ass. You're hired!
>roll calico>other team has vindictaIt's over.
that giat head in the hideout, will be added to the map? who is it?
ok but for real what's the counter to gray talon?
>>542543221yeah and I have no defensive items with good headshots he could've even won since I took so much damage from aura
Stop matching me aginst gun carries that go 19-1. No one on my team ever has been good enough to deal with that. Stop putting the 4-16 victor that WILL NOT farm on my team. Stop making every other game a fucking steam roll. Im so fucking tired of this fucking game.
most common deadlocker delusions>carries are more powerful than support heroes>your teammates are more likely to be bad than your enemies>m1 heroes require more skillAny others?
>m1 heroes require more skillthis isnt a common thought at all wtf, everyone knows m1 is for brainlets
>>542543984
>>542542670rivals got worse each time they added a new flying champ and it's all they've been adding
>>542544413>4-16 VictorI can understand getting low kills on a tankmaxxed build but how do you die more than 5 times on Victor
>>542545294Not that anon, but I just play it for picrel.I haven't in a while though.I'm glad she was actually incredibly fun to play though. Pushing and pulling people around was a lot of fun. Preferred healing to DPSing in that game anyway.
>>542545462rivals healers are overpowered as fuck compared to other similar gamesway too many healers that just hit ult and your entire team is basically invulnerable outside of very specific things that can kill you from full hp like iron man
don't join inhouses, they are team stacking pussies.
>>542545294I cannot understand this type of turbo autist. There's one for every mechanic you can think of.>Oh this game has flying characters and therefor it's bad>Oh this game has animation canceling and therefor it's bad>Oh this game has invisibility and therefore it's bad
>>542545795>way too many healers that just hit ult and your entire team is basically invulnerableI agree.And for as much as I did prefer healing, I did think that was a bit rediculous.But the moment to moment, non-ult gameplay of them I enjoyed quite a bit. Mostly with her more than others I'll admit. Mantis was fun too though. Didn't care for the others honestly.
>hit shuffle button and the teams are completely randomized>DEY ARE STACKING!!!!!smartest paige tranny
most boring game of my life I just passively watched infernus play the game for me
>>542546195he wanted to swap so I swapped and got assraped xddd
well that was an ass reaming
>>542545921I just wanted to play a Lash-Bebop lane for the memes. Everything else is not my fault.
>>542545921how do you get raped by an infernus with no gun items
>>542545294For me its when they looked at how people only played healers with AoE immortality ults and decided that to solve the problem they would give those ults to everyone instead of nerfing/removing them from the few that had them.
>lane as doorman with a lash>can put a door on a high up building and lash can just walk out and slam for like 600 damage from anywhere in the laneThis combo is disgusting.
>>542546195yeah, I like how I joined and the teams weren't shuffled, I was in the same slot. you guys are just pieces of shit, sorry. I play all random heroes.>>542546320Lanes were never going to solve that. >>542546346>>542546372Because we had completely new players asking how to get gold, I'm not even being mean, it was just a shittier pub. Legitimately, if you want to play pick up games that aren't pubs, join the public discord and find a teaching lobby, they will help you out, and you won't get stomped by smurfs as often if you do.
>>542546204>local man plays a deadlock game with a gun carry
Is spirit and support Ivy still good? I only see gun Ivy these days
>>542545921all i did was join the lobby and sit and wait for it to fill quit your bellyachin nigga
>>542546671Gun Ivy IS support Ivy because capacitor is a support item.
>>542546671Gun Ivy is basically the only effective way to build her in most high rank play thanks to Capacitor being super strong right now.Another way that has been seeing increasing use and that I have seen good results from is a hybrid debuff-based build, but it does depend on your teams ability to capitalize on the opportunities you make.
>>542545795>>542546021pretty much, rivals support ults were basically "press Q and nobody plays the game for 10-15 seconds, unless you have a one-shot ult" (and this is from someone who usually mains support in hero shooters). i pretty much only played mantis/adam/ultron and since those are the only healers (from when i played at least) without sustain out the ass they were always called troll picks which should really be an indicator of how fucked support balance is thereon the tangent of hero shooter supports, i really think launch OW1 should be the baseline for how much healing a healer should have (and more of a focus on utility like speed/discord). keep in mind there was a time when MERCY had the highest HP/s healing, and i'm fairly sure every support added since has had as much or more healing except maybe the newest guy
>>542508483REMEMBER ME, EDDIE?
>>542545795>outside of very specific things that can kill you from full hp like iron manWhich is why you play Iron Man into those characters.Unfortunately gamers in general hate the idea of counter swapping which is why I climbed to GM in rivals like 3 times despite being dogshit at it.
>>542546473i read shit like this and go "that's nothing out of the ordinary" then i remember who i play and unironically check my privilege
>>542546008a good portion of tank characters are low range so it's really unfun when someone can just pick ultron and fly around completely out of my range while healing his teamthere's counterplay to someone going invis and running, there isn't counterplay to someone hitting their button to fly up 20 feet away from your attack / ability range
>>542547478Yea most heroes can't just click on you 4 times and erase your entire life.
>>542546473doing it out of the air is kinda cool but it's even cooler doing it out of a portal.
>>542547558is it really just improved spirit + mystic burst that makes LB hit that hard that early? it's my go-to first few buys for laning and i feel like there's no way it's THAT simple>>542547325>Unfortunately gamers in general hate the idea of counter swappinghero shooters and counterswapping are fundamentally conflicting ideas tbdesuwhen a large part of your game's appeal is the characters, players are obviously going to develop an attachment to the charcter/playstyle they like, and asking them to switch off of joe coolsauce (their favorite scrimblo bimblo) and instead play dickballs mcassfag the lovable scrunklo (a character they could not give less of a shit about) obviously they're not going to want to do thati think tf2 is the closest thing to a hero shooter with swapping that actually works because the counter matchups usually aren't nearly as polarizing with wiggle room on both sides to play around
>>542547478can't wait for the mina nerf, might have to wait a month tho
>>542548287she was already nerfed brobuffs incoming
>>542548438she was barely touched, ult instantly killing objectives felt like a bug honestly and was partially due to spirit burn being retarded before
>>542547478>>542547558TCH TCH TCH TCH TCH TCHSKLORTCH
I'm tired of playing against gun doorman that damage is so fucking insane.
>>542548694they just can't stop giving spirit characters overpowered guns
>29 minute gamewow that must be a record for fastest game ever
>>542548621>teleport cooldown increased to 30sinshallah she will be buffed into viability next patch
thanks for the laughs guys
>>542548957there are near 10 minute games
>>542549040it's a jokedeadlock games are too long and I'll die on that hill
>>542549023why the fuck do these weirdos obsess over queers all the time like this
>>542549023I like how it’s all flowery strawman to whinge about the desert war
nigbeam is so fun
>>542549091they could stand to be a little shorter, but i couldn't really tell you how much of it is "the game actually takes too long" and how much of it is "holy shit nobody knows when to go core"
I'm temporarily leaving to post match stats, don't leave. Pic unrelated.
new ranks are really working for meinitiate -> ritualist 3 and climbing
Before I try out Sinclair, what are some copied ult quirks I should know about? Like how Haze's ult is useless because Sinclair doesn't get FixationAlso, are there any ults that are dramatically different when leveled I need to be aware of?
im winning way more games after the rank reshuffle
>>542549351Who the fuck is nigbeam
>>542549546First inhouse match.
>>542549423y'know I was thinking about it, I don't necessarily mind long games but it feels like in Deadlock every game goes long. I just wish there were more ways to quickly end the game, and sub 20 minute quick finishes were common when there's a team disparity. I feel like right now, even if one team is losing bad the gametime will still creep up to the high 20s and maybe hit 30. That's too long for a stomp.
How do we solve the inhouse problem?
3 SPOTSPXKDY
>>542549696beaming these green nuts in your mouth
>>542549653A lot of Mina's damage comes from the amount of ult stacks she gets from love bites and proccing love bites in general.While the silence and air jump can be useful, you're damage will be much less than hers even with a lot of spirit.Can still be an already steal though.I don't know the others that well, I just main Mina and its something I've noticed when Sinclair steals my ult. Also tried him a few times and felt the same.
>>542549729Second inhouse match.
>>542549807IDK
>>542549835Viscous looks like a booger lol
>>542549807Inhouses are only gay if there's drama, and people start namedropping in the thread, and we're expected to know/care who's who
>>542539491It's funny that after everything and all it's on-screen dog abuse that gets that lad.
>>542549023Oh my trump this is so fucking funny you guys I bet libs will get real mad at this
>>542550012HE DOES NOT HE LOOKS LIKE A PERFECT BEAUTIFUL GREEN AMOEBA AND IF YOU EVER CALL HIM A BOOGER AGAIN IM TELLING MY MOM
>>542550098checkmate faggot by making obnoxious offensive jokes, anyone who thinks they're played out or unoriginal and generally not witty are actually le triggered
Viscous looks like a goober lol
>>542550261flubber
HE'S A FUCKING SEA AMOEBAREAD A BOOK YOU STUPID WARDEN PLAYING DUMBIES REEEE
>>542550428>dumbiesi'm going to rape you
>ults>”Im a booger!”Ummm, viscousbros?
>>542547265healing feels like a waste 90% of the time in deadlock unfortunatly. Its feels more just like idk, a counter to burst damage? So it just compeate with CC and silence. So its just the worst counter play most of the time. I wish there was a Mercy-style hero whos main thing was healing and enough healing to actually be worth it.
>>542550428sea anemone i thinkalso if my understanding is correct the goo body is just a body that the real viscous is remote piloting from somewhere in the bermuda triangle with his psychic powers, right?
>>542550570>I wish there was a Mercy-style hero whos main thing was healing and enough healing to actually be worth it.i desperately wish for them to never put in a hero that can ACTUALLY ping pong heal somebody or god forbid, multiple people all at once, kelvin can already do that shit with his ult maxed and healing nova and it's incredibly fucking annoying
>>542550475im gonna GREEN you
>pushing base gaurdians after a team fight and the enemy team is dead>'hey guys lets do mid boss'>team abandons the free as fuck push to go do mid boss>by the time we waddle back there the enemy team is respawned and heading in as the rejuv is coming down.>team fight for rejuve>we lose>enemy pushed base with rejuve and winsFUCK YOU INFERNUS WE COULD HAVE EASLY GOTTEN TO PATRON STAGE 2 IF YOU JUST PUSHED THE FREE PUSH YOU FLAMING NIGGER. I FUCKING HATE MID WIT MID BOSS RETARDS!
>>542550570i should mention my spoilertag was mostly detached from deadlock and more about hero shooters, i share a similar sentiment to you in terms of deadlock healing. that said it's a great thing to have during laning and every now and even then shit like spirit lifesteal can enable to you to survive WAY longer than anyone ever should. dashfernus spirit lifesteal actually carried me through a 1v4 once it was beyond stupid
>>542550570preventing damage is inherently more interesting than reactively healing the damage
>>542551052I don't see the part where you asserted yourself and told them to keep pushing.
Why is it whenever I play fun heroes I get absolutely brainless teammates? Like their macro is so bad I don't even get a chance to fight because I find myself always in a sidelane while they just brawl and feed mid. By the time I do get to fight the enemy team has rejuv and is at our front door and 3-4 of my team is dead so I can't do shit.
>>542549914>>542549729>most obj damage in bothi did my job
>>542551224Use a mic
>laning vs billy>he heavy melees me after his engage>i parry him and force him to fuck off>he does the same shit again fifteen seconds later>i parry him againgenuinely what causes this behavior
>>542551425billy players are a special breed
>>542550923>kelvin can already do that shit with his ultIf your using kelvin ult to just team heal and not force uneven team fights your a fucking retard. Not to say the more reactive counter style support isint cool or is bad. But damage is so high theres no fucking point in healing outide of early game helping hand to stay in lane, or rescue beam for the positioning. Any healing in the gam RN just feels like a nice little bonus. With the exception being lame ass gun carry builds who also probably dont even really need it that much over other 'shoot the gun better' options. its just nice sustain in a team fight.
>>542551425Melee monkeys cannot help themselves
>>542547325>charge up your ult and then press the button to winshitty gameplayat least in deadlock you always know when someone's ult is going to become available and when you shouldn't be right next to the dynamo
>>542551179I did and everyone ignored me. Theres nothing i could have done solo pushing base as page. The enemy team would have spawned and torn out my bookussy. Tho it wouldn't have made a difference i suppose, since we lost the teamfight over rejuve anyway.
>>542551781>I didIf they ignored you, you were not asserting yourself adequately. That or your team doesn't respect you, something you should have established that late in the game. Sorry Anon but work on your charisma.
>>542551984Retards just think midboss is the end all be all. Its strong dont get me wrong, but theres no reason to throw a free base push over it.
>>542552151Don't tell me that, tell your teammates that. In a deep commanding voice.
Is it just me or is this guy bar-none no compare the most busted fucking character in this game? Why the fuck is his ice path on an 8 second cool down?
>>542552576Ill get reported if I say "Infernus you stupid nigger just take the free push and maybe even win the game you retard" in coms, ill get reported tho.
How do you engage anyone or do literally anything in this game without getting ganked by the entire ennemy team dumping their CCs on you?>Check your minimapI try but if i make reasonable assumptions no action is safe, if there's one guy missing he's liable to just hit me with an ult or something and just deleting me.
>>542552808If you think leadership is when you incel out and scream slurs, no wonder your comms suck and your teammates ignore you. You need professional help.
>>542552868hold hands with your teammates. if you're not alone, the ganker might ult them instead of you! also reactive barrier wouldn't hurt.
If you guys play with a cheater on your team do you report them or ignore it because of the free win?
>>542552868Buy greens to help. Ethereal shift is busted but no one buys it.
>>542552868I have this exact same issue coming from reagueI get so fucking scared being alone when split pushing and I just leave after I clear the minions if there's more than 1 person missing on the minimapI feel like everyone just has so much map presence that even if they showed mid they could just be behind me 5 second later so I don't even want to risk lingering to shoot the walker for more than a little while
>>542553336report every time
>>542553391I meant to type seconds btw I'm not ESL bro trust me
>3 bebop inhouse games>3 forced lossesNot my fault. We played our best
>guy who says thank you every time you shield or heal himdo they think im a girl or something?
Sorry for leaving. This is the rocket launch: https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1mrGmBjyEZgJy
>>542553608I have manners nigga
>>542553539grow a spine asshole stop appeasing grammar fascists>>542553608they SHOULD say thank you and I WILL give the Yes voiceline after
help my game reset and deleted my configs. before i had items to immediate use and when i held down the key it would self cast but now when i want to selfcast i need to hold scroll wheel and then press the button. wtf do i do to fix that
>>542553608When i play mo. I thank every time someone actually follows up on my ult. Its just nice to have people that notice initiations and go for picks. Especially when im to much of a pussy to get on open coms.
>>542553765Gee have you checked the keybinds menu where all that shit is laid out?
>>542553608
6 for InhousePXKDYPXKDYPXKDY
>>542553592im sorry bro
>load into game>"hey what's up everyone how's everyone's day going hahaha"instant mute
>>542552953i can tell you are strong black woman respected amongst her peers and who doesnt take shit from no one
>>542550476need a black goo viscous skin
>put haze and infernus on low prio>vindicta on high prio>haze gameyou know damn well that's not what i wanted yoshi!!!!!
>>542549914>>542553592>>542553952>only one going positive in both matchesLiterally me in match making
>>542553952>everyone on the other team is 1-xWhat the fuck is this, normal matchmaking?
Does Reactive Barrier proc on getting parried?
>>542552868>>542553391It’s called the flurbenfactor. Mental checklist for you.1. What enemies can I see, how empty is their jungle, where are the lanes2. How much damage can I do, how much life do they have, how risky of a position is it? Can they kill me?3. Is what I’m doing now winning me the game? Opportunity cost
>load into game>"HEY GUYS HOWS IT GOING IM SO DRUNK HAHA">game continues>his happy attitude dwindles as it becomes clear were not winning the game>stops talking and immediately leaves on game endinstant laugh
>>542554041>guy who's gameplay advice boiled down to "assert yourself" turned out to be a redditor faggot with nothing to say about the gamewoah
baiting walker stomps and then punching the shit out of them for fast kills feels good.honestly not even sure if it's actually faster than shooting it.
>>542553908it still shows its instant cast but theres no check box or anywhere that says "hold down to self cast"
>enemy team took patron the same second we wiped themfuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>542554245I've drank and played before and that tends to be the trajectory. At first you're like, energetic-drunk, you might be playing looser and maybe even a little slick with it, and if you stop at this point it's fine. But if you keep going then yeah you wind up with the 0/20 game in your match history the next day that you don't even remember.
>>542554369>YOU BENDER!holy racism.
>>542553952I think it's a pretty bad sign for how midlane went that Kelvin and Geist both made it nearly to the end of the game without dying
>>542553989this one is awful because if you respond suddenly youre the only one talking and he forces a conversation but if you dont hes going to know you hate him when you use your mic later
>>542554190It's called one person gets gigafed off lane then runs around the map raping everybody else with a 10k soul lead
>>542553708All is well so far.
>>542554526>holy racismPlease see number 4.
>>542554643So just regular deadlock?
>>542554568I know exactly what you mean, like you just leave them hanging and then later when you talk you imagine they're thinking "hey man what the fuck why didn't you respond when I was cordial with you earlier man"It's literally out of a Seinfeld episode
>>542554643Really sorry about that. Someone else already picked Lash, so I decided to try a hero I haven't played in a long time. Little did I know that not only did I not know how to play Billy, but I also suck at melee in general.
>>542554041damn right
>>542554680its more funny if its because youre a robot thoughbeit
>>542554960It's like a double entendre
>>542554245Its called expectations. The crushing of the human soul.>get high>hell yeah lets bebop boys>win lane, gank, get kills>2 of my teammates are 0-8-1~ >try to carry but the other team coordinates CC>45 minutes of trying to carry but I went a meme build being optimistic that I didnt need to hard carry>compare scores and none of the enemy team are as a low skilled than one of mineIt just eases some of your pessimism..
>>542554369does that skin change her ult to miku beam
5 for InhousePXKDYPXKDYPXKDY
reminder that everyone who wanted to play deadlock has already played deadlock and it will never peak higher than 30k again
>>542554882The thing to know about Billy in lane is that he's shitNot so shit that he can't win lane, but shit in that he is basically just a wait to get to dive the enemy character
>>542555312the strategy is valve never has to actually make money on any of their projects.
>>542555312I still have fun when I play it with friends
>>542555562>tfw friends wont play with you because your just that bad
>>542551486>If your using kelvin ult to just team heal and not force uneven team fights your a fucking retard. You can do both at once>But damage is so high theres no fucking point in healing outide of early game helping hand to stay in lane, or rescue beam for the positioningIt's the other way around, the damage is so high that any healing that can allow you to stay in the fight for just a moment longer is insanely valuable. Because you are not seeing an instant ping pong from 0 to full you are ignoring how shit like kelvin nades or dynamo 3 or viscous cube is allowing you and your team to stay in fights for longer and use their cooldown-based leech items or skills more during it. Same goes for stuff that is technically not healing like divine barrier or paige's 2 which can be fucking absurd and bring some heroes from barely killable to literally unkillable in some situationsI still feel like healing nova could use a bit of a boost but with how easy it can be to kite and fuck off on some heroes (especially with items like veil walker/majestic leap) i feel like the last thing this game needs is a Mercy. It's just not fun at all to have a hero's job be to erase your progress especially here where you're often fighting for incremental gains. Plus we already have a problem with snowballs and fed people feeling unkillable
>>542555650my friends still play with me despite the skill gapit's also nice because even when I'm shit they get paired against similarly shit players because of matchmaking so they do well in their lanes
>>542554903Selling my organs so I can get a blowie from Wraith
inhouse character draft
>>542555562when alt accounts are free and rarely punished, that’s just them being not real ones
>>542556042skill levels too wide for that
Why does Bashdown have 2 ranges?
>>542553608What a...strange presumption to make over such an innocuous behavior.Is there something you want to tell us anon?
>>542556149dishonest characters can still kick the bucket
>>542555312You gotta hope that Valve wises up and releases in 2026 or this game is probably gonna go nowhere fastPeople complain about veterancy syndrome for a lot of multiplayer games but Deadlock may very well have a serious case of it on release if it delays for too long. desu the way they're handling the alpha is just bad and doesn't really make sense.
>pick maurice and krill>use ultIs it dishonest?
>>542549729seriously what is up with the infernus build
>>542556347youre honestly a bitch if you do this!
>>542554369>"teehee i haven't played bebop in months">is a hook terrorist
2 more for inhousePXKDYPXKDYPXKDY
>>542556469dee oh teee
>>542556469flame dash buildgenuinely gay and annoying as fuck to play against
we could just play 5v5 xd
>>542557014I think it's a crash fest.
>>542556347It's so dishonest that it loops back around to being one of the most honest in the game.
>>542554369I'm not sure, I have "miku miku beam" mod which is a sound changer and it says it changes the "beam" but it's a sound mod so I think it's more likely the skin's doing>>542556614Didn't matter because 3 out of 3 games had a Viscous on the enemy team usually in my lanetotal goo boy death
>>542557257CUBED
>>542557014I use the long-ass downtime between inhouses to draw
so we doing 5v5 or are we going to keep waiting?
>>542557257Did you hook the wraith through the veil at the end there?
What is the best Yamato build?I have heard gun is busted but I've only had success using spirit, but even that feels kinda weak.
>>542557257if u had bought silence wave instead of trophy collector u would definitely have got the kill on the wraith desune
>>542557582trophy collector isn't about winningit's about the chaching
>>542554680>yook english
2 more for inhouse for the love of godPXKDYPXKDYPXKDY
for the love of GOD join the inhouse we only need one morePXKDY
Are these inhouses NA or EU
>>542557735will you goon with me if i join the inhouse
>>542557543The one where her forehead is as big as possible
>>542557742We use US East servers but euros and americans join
>>542557735I would join if that pic was mina but it isn't so I won't
>>542557808Please answer seriously I beg thee
>>542557863
>>542532314>pocket>scales well into endgamesince when?
Why do I lose 9/10 games that I play?
>>542558062poor social credit
>>542551486>Dmg is le high!Immediate buzzword to out yourself as a OW silver supportoid refugee. Better luck next time.
>mfw commending everyone because we all did good even the enemy team and we all had a good time
>>542557401i 'ate the cube
>>542558418I comm my teammates but I never comm the enemy
I'm thinking of a character
>>542502725I wish for twisted metal to be organized again
>>542558181>team mate low>activate healing item>team mate gets shot and still dies>Holy fucking shit i totally got 3200 value out of that.Your better off with a cc or disabling item. Rescue beam is the one kinda okish item but its not because of the healing its the positioning. If people have taken enough damage to warrent healing, your already playing from behind. You better off hitting a cc and just getting the kill with your teammate. Until healing can turn a what would be a kill into not be a kill, its gonna be niche in deadlock.
>>542502725Three dollars and fifty cents>>542558731>teammate heals me for 250 hp in a fight>almost die and escape with 100 hp>walk away and liveit's happened to me many times
>>542558418it's sort of like doing the "good game" handshake line after a game
>>542502725thicker penis
>>542558731healing items are just worse than barriers
>>542502725a dad
>>542558979what if the patron just made your dick wider than it was long though
im gonna keep it real with youi will never leave seekerbut im still havin' fun
>>542558941>>almost die and escape with 100 hpThats where your wrong kiddo.Or vindicta or spirit burn or whatever other dot
>>542558731>If people have taken enough damage to warrent healing, your already playing from behindCongrats on figuring out why healing is inferior and should remain (mostly) inferior
>>542559120she would be one twisted broad for that
>>542559236Thats my point nigger, healing is bad. I want it to be not bad.
>notice input dropping>think I must be coping and dying>load up sandbox mode>game has horrible input dropping now and any button press has a <10% chance of getting just ignoredbravo volvo
>>542554903>black girl:(>black girl anime :)
>>542559471if you want actually good healing you have to play ginnis and constantly command your teammates to stand in your heal and max it first.fucked up, but she's practically the best healer in the game.
>>542554903Why does this woman keep her hands in her pockets instead of using her abilities to have four arms?Is she autistic?
I fucking hate having to build the active items that cc people
>>542555928Feels good to know I don't have to do that because I'm white
>>542557582>>542557642Used to be part of my old build but so much has changed. Silence wave is just too good right now
You guys lied to me, even Ascendant games are just permabrools
McGinnis's dash is hilarious. She really gets those lil' stumpies movin
>hold alt then upgrade the ability by hovering over it with the mouse then clicking instead of just pressing the assigned keyyou're a psychopath if you do that
>>542560993i press tab and then click it
i just hit alt+number is that bad
>>542561152I hit tab + number
This game plays more like a hero shooter than a MOBA.
>>542553354Nobody buys eshift because counterspell exists and is cheaper.
>>542561315yeah, it's sort of confounding when you combine the tendency for MOBA characters to be hard to kill with shooter mechanics. Guns feel like they do chip damage.
>>542560792>4 active itemsThat's too much
>>542561585Some abilities you can't parry though? Like Doorman's ult
I don't care about tier lists, I am trying to goonvest early, which female hero do you think will have the fattest ass once the game releases so I can start maining her
>>542561315>every fight consists of getting stunned 50 timesYou might be onto something
>>542561721Yamato 100% Western game devs can't resist the piggy bank that east asian girls are
>>542561721doorman
>>542561643>Guns feel like they do chip damage.Only for non guns heroes, at higher ranks the only thing that matter is how well you can track heads.
>>542562131>the only thing that matter is how well you can track heads.Thats every other game in lower ranks too anon.
>>542562131>at higher ranksI knew this was coming
>>542562264Nah, at shitlows people don't counter build so ability based spirit builds are actually strong.
>>542561721Geist or an unreleased hero
>>542561315this game plays more like a hero moba than a shooter battle arena
GGs this game took really long. I think I (Abrams) could've saved the last mid fight for my team if I had bought Unstoppable or invested into Unstoppable for my ultimate but I'm a stupid retard and didn't do either of those
SHUT UP NIGGERS GET IN THE INHOUSEPXKDYPXKDY
Ascendant feels the same as archon did, this whole thing was a placebo that has everyone fooled.
>>542562653noyou'd probably rather play a game without me in it
Honestly if you play drifter you deserve to be banned. This was a free game and you still couldn't farm or get damage.
>>542562683>push literally everyone forward but don't fix any of the matchmaking or game issues>literally playing with the exact same people as before>"wtf this feels the same"
>>542562736shut the fuck up and get in here
>>542560792>cultist not on cdwhy do you even have it
>>542559546Try playing grey talon and using "detonate" on the bird.I normally have to mash it 10x before it goes and by that point im missing.
>>542562909i think going to help with a wave thats about to crash into your walker instead of rushing a camp to sinners is based actually
>>542562851you're supposed to say, "yeah you're right shitlow fag"
>>542562652I played so dogshit I can't believe the "stun everyone" build on seven worked
>>542561701no you can parry any abilitysomething like singularity will start damaging + stunning you as soon as the 0.8s window ends though
>>542563089losers mentality.
>>542562652I built bad and went to the fight too early, also inhousers are wising up to goo so I'll need to play better.
Need 4 for inhouse get in here.PXKDYPXKDYPXKDY
>>542563136That shit was really annoying to deal with desu but I'm not sure if it killed me
>>542563224first reply to this post decides who i play and what build
>>542563768hand giest
>>542563768goopoonch
>>542563768purple warden
PXKDYPXKDYPXKDYneed 2 for inhouse
>>542562652I (Pocket) just kept getting blown up by 4 people every time I tried to chase someone lol, also goddamn my kevlar and reactive barrier kept me alive for so long in the lategame
>>542564051IM COMING!!!
harvesting my snapdragons while we wait
How do you build doorman right now? Can you even carry with him? I've never seen a gundoor win a game for his team
Need one for ihPXKDYPXKDYPXKDY
>>542564395I want to draw more doorloli
Why do we have 3 doormen? How many doors do we have?
>>542564056>kept getting blown upim fairly sure you were the one blowing people upat least thats how it felt for us
>>542564542FUCK OFF YOU DOOR TROONSNO DUPE HEROES
>>542564395>Can you even carry with himYes if you can click head
>being run down>spawn door way the fuck across map>spamming other door on spot next to me>keep fucking it up somehow>die just after managing to finally get it to wotkit's impressive how much shame the human mind can create for itself ;_;
choose your heroes and ready up
>>542560993I do this
>>542564593cant you just disable repeat heroes?
>>542560993Is there a way to quickly or automatically do that? I hate inputing manually especially since I rarely vary the order per build.
READY UP RETARDS
>>542564742yes but it often bugs out and when it goes through its a broken mess but apparently door troons refuse to play without their faggot pick
>no dupes because uhhh>MY AUTISM
I'm gonna rape u bro
BURY NICE, READY THE FUCK UP MY NIGGA
>>542565019someone else join
>>542565019>>542565037hold on my doordash just got here
NEED ONE FOR INHOUSEPXKDYPXKDYPXKDYPXKDY
>>542565019rape is NOT nice
Took me way too long to figure out that divine barrier is in no way worth it on pocket vs ethereal shift. Hell going extended duration is cheaper and works better as spirit damage.
>>542564829Same. Especially mid fight.
>Do really well early game>Go pants on head retarded late gameWe won the match but I lost to myself
counterspell should upgrade into a reflector item
>>542565717this is me but midgame>laning well, being sure to exert pressure on objectives, deny souls, and claim neutral boxes/statues>feel totally lost and unsure if whatever i'm doing (clearing a camp, running for a sinners, going on a box run, hanging back to lane janny, split pushing a walker, running/helping urn) is the right play>circle back to spirit nuking people in endgame teamfights and securing important picksmidgame feels like such a no mans land for me
Why do you people keep talking about Magic The Gathering?
Where is all the porn for this game? I thought valve was popular.
>>542566280wraith probably owns like 20 black lotuses
>>542567082I used AI imaging software to generate an image of mina with a large penis
>>542567082why would I do porn none of these designs are final
camp stacking when
not a big fan of deathballock
>>542566280John Counterspell makes 100 dollars every time his name is mentioned
>>542567082valve games get no porn, sans tf2
>>542568635Paige is pretty finalWe know what Vyper's final design is going to be based on the artYou have all you need to draw Vyper raping Paige
6/12 on the inhousePXKDYPXKDYPXKDY
>>542568928>femoid on femoid instead of hot, sticky, french kissing (with long tongue) human x vyper breedingthis is why you're not getting porn
>>542568863what game would you rather playI feel like a lot of competitors reasoning boils down to "my game is more popular so it's better. Would more people be playing it if it was a worse game? Checkmate!"
>>542568971ok never mind it's canceled
>>542543984I laned as calico with haze against vindicta + the injin and it was hell
>>542569008>he doesn't wanna see that long snake tongue deep inside another woman's boxWeak
FUCK. I FORGOT TO SAVE THE INHOUSE id>>542568863victor spent most of the match farming jungle. which is why he was mega stacked
>>542569090No you fucking retard he means brainless brooling shouldn't be that effective but icefrog can't contain himself.
>>542569257jungling alone isn't enough to be 10k ahead by minute 15, especially when his teammates were also jungling, that stuff is only possible if someone feeds
>>542565019you were saying? >:))
>>542569339We won green pretty handily and then I left to brool like a chimp on crack, he had full jungle + headstart + full solo souls + us getting towers and walkers.
>>542569467I killed you twice and you killed me twice so we're even
>>542569560maybe we should play another in-house right now!
>>542549023this post really upset the redditors
>buy counterspell against lash and shiv>miss every single time
just slowing hex mina bro
>>542569339we fedshitter kelvin and shitter warden moment
>>542569727Nigga how do you miss that against lash
anyone has the id of the last inhouse match?
How do you build Kelvin to make him broken enough to warrant 7 bans in a tournament? Asking so I can terrorize pubs
>>542570027focus entirely on his beam.unlock all abilities but max beam first, add every single spirit nuke you can think off and fuck everyone to kingdom come.
>>542569895if you didn’t quit deadlock, i think you can find it in console
>in ascendant I have to tell people they will be seven and lash ulted if they commit to an urnhmmm
>>542570338games doa unfortunately. I had 4 people on my team clearly incapable, going less than 10k damage in a 30 minute game and going 0-10+, while the enemy team clearly knows how to use skills and parkour while I attempt to carry. it's every game now, let it die.
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>>542570430trvke
