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I abandoned trying to improve my Intelligent Avian to make slightly increasingly better Taishins.How are your stats looking bwos?
this thread will be better
Enjoy your last 24 hours before Uma Musume becomes a HAG GAME for the next 6 months. Tick Tock.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFrGuyw1V8sENTER
>>542519059Rudolf fans are built like THAT?
>Tazuna still hasn't shown up in April of Classic Year>I'm currently 4 attempts deep trying to cure Night OwlWhy does this only happen on borrow runs? You will never convince me this shit isn't rigged.
>>542518872Blob Kuriko?
Keep failing to get medium sparks and grandparent's unique. Sigh... Golshi's affinity with Maru is real trash. Nevermind, soon there will be legend race with Ryan and I will get my own parent for end closers.
IMAGINE my groundworklet and focuslet seiun winning in the finals...
How was Uma Musume (the game) originally received back in 2021? I know the anime especially season 1 was widely disliked here and in Japan
>>542519142Blob Kuriiko.
>>542519030I don't change my runnersonly lost 5 races so far
https://youtu.be/OdPkGtIb0w4Video footage of my proposal.
Air Shakur Hot Spring event where she says "You aight, white boy" and gives you an approving nod before fucking off to her own room.
REMINDER: Aoharu will release in the middle of Leo cup, unless Cygames alters its usual release schedule up to this point. Plan to rebuild your aces accordingly.
I'm done trying to make bad horses work, back to the front mines
Energy bar so long that it hits the edge of the screen
>>542519308They'd be retarded to do that but this is Cygames we're talking about.
>>542519178>I know the anime especially season 1 was widely dislikedyeah it bombed so terribly its sequel was the best-selling anime of all time (wtf is this nigger talking about?)
>>542519232You're going to lose to the worst builds imagineable in finals.I know it's going to happen because I went into the last 2 finals with a 80% winrate too.
>>542519308hmmm... nyo
I need more Symboli Lewdolf...
>>542519138If I can't get tail held high before Junior year, I consider the Tazuna wasted.
>>542519308I’ve seen the stats of Aoharu aces, they’re not that much better than URA aces since the stat cap is still 1200
>why the FUCK is my trainer being ignored>why the FUCK is my trainer getting attentionWhat the hell is Gold city's problem?
>>542519173>8 first places>12 unranked>nothing in betweennow THIS is gambling
>>542519441kaichou, what's a horse?
FUCK Teio
>>542519342Bwo your Taiki unique? Your Medium S?You also don't need race planner with that setup
>>542519427probablythe last 2 CMs i did much worse in the rounds and won the finals so it's just a matter of time
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKDAMN YOU HOPEFUL STAKES
>>542519441
>>542519030>>542519108I missed the new thread.
>>542519401spent all career raising energy you forgot to raise any stats
>>542519506she's a woman
Cripple marking!
>>542519413Season 1 has a sub 7.5 on MAL. Even the most powerfantasy isekai wank can get 7.5+
>>542519173the restnew curren was a vast improvement to the old onemaya is uuhhhh doing her best
>>542519628I need a flowchart to tell me whatever the thing I want to do is.
>>542519616It was a shit run anyway, zero double rainbows
>>542519628>LB2 Kitasan>Usable???>Captcha: hagjo
>>542519569another one bites the dust
>>542519628Why not both? Surely people have saved up enough by now...
>MAL
>>542519760Damn Hopeless Steaks!
>>542519556My mission ticket was my 4th Spe
>>542519569Bro just enter the late November race.
>>542519757You get to MLB with ticket/dupe crystal
>>542519569Hai
>>542519757Reminder
>>542519757You can MLB her with the event soonAlso most fags probably don't have a LB2 Creek so you'll end up wanting to pull anyways.
>>542519708>MAL ratings
>>542519825the website seems fine?its just community ratings isnt it?
>>542518583I'm a f2p Kitasan reroller and I made it to A finals in all 3 CMs so far (3rd/1st/?)As long as you know what you're doing + a bit of luck, you're gonna make it
>>542519708>on MAL
>>5425196280/10. Poor flow chart. You need a start node.
>>542519308Is Furasshu going to be any good or just a waifu roll?A medium/long distance late surger isn't exactly something I need for my team. +10% stats to strength sounds shitty for a long distance uma too. Or am I missing something?
>>542519863You wouldn't get it...
>>542519628This is just a man
>>542519934>>542519974What’s wrong with MAL
what deck do you use to get max speed and 1000+ power on fronts
>>542519030post your umas, I want to see what a 47% win rate taishin looks like
The end is near...
>>542519962There's a cabal that will spam low ratings on shows to make sure no one overtakes FMA:B.
>>542520013Goldshi also has a strength bonus, that's all you need to know
Digitan LOVE
>>542520013Yeah, her fat fucking tits
>>542520071depends on the uma innit
>>542519962>>542520054You can accomplish what MAL does with a text editor.
>>542520054
>>542519628I would have enough for 3 sparks for kitasan if I keep hoarding which is kinda overkill no?
I only have 1 copy of Kitasan. Should I prioritize waiting for her rerun over all else? I'm mostly F2P but I'm willing to spend a little bit of money
>>542520093WHY DID YOU REUPLOAD
>>542520126most of the front runners being used don't have power growths
S1 does suck ass thoughbeit
>>542519874That's only 4LB.
>>542520054Even fags there know the ratings are a meme
I have this fantasy that I'm Seiun sky and having Lesbian Sex with Curren. Thanks Cancer cup
>>542520086FMAB is the most astroturfed show ever. I haven’t met a single person from all walks of life from the Spirited Away boomer to the Covid shounen faggot that’s even watched one episode of fmab
>>542520086ah, i'm not schizophrenic so MAL is fine
is it just me or did people really underestimate stamina?My umas are nothing special skills wise, but since I had it hard to get skills I just highrolled stats and got 1200 - 700 - 1150 with S mile and S turf. When I check the other umas I swear they all have sub 600 stamina but better skills than mines yet now I have a 65% win rate
>>542520274LB4 is is MLB, retard-kun
>GoGoCommando video autoplays unprompted
>>542520074Sympathy is literally worthless I just had 49 points left over after getting everything else.
I really want to turn Digital from an uma lover into a human lover...
>>542520251I am evil
HOW IN THE SEVEN FUCKING HELLS DID YOU WIN URA AT AWFUL MOOD AND FUCKING YOURSELF OVER TRAININGS
>>542520279even if that would be extremely hot, seichud is not a filthy dyke and you are not a woman
>>542520318The luckiest hors does win
>>542520252so..... are you talking about one of the bad front runners or Smart Falcon
>>542520249according to the Japanese Witgod, Kitasan MLB is paramount importance #1
my crack ship
>>542519178Season 1 gets hard carried by 2 episodes and Season 2 is the best season for everything except the races.
how the fuck am I supposed to get 1000 speed and 1000 stam when my only stamina cards are 3LB mayano, 0LB creek and 1LB dia
>>542520054It's a reddit tier forum
>>542520484You don't
>>5425204849* stam parents
>>542520484Inherit 18 stamina sparks.
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty buttsniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Trace
>>542520409Mood is a suggestion. You can brute force anything with stats.
>>542519083People say until they see this shit with their best stam groundwork parents
>>542520484your MLB McQueen?
>>542520409umapyoi with toreina is serious business
>17 years old
>>542520054not a good look
>spend weeks grinding groundwork + green skills>maintains lead in the race and procs angling>loses anyway to random vodkaI think I'm done with CM
>>542520463>WitgodAlright. I trust him. I'll have to fight off FOMO over not getting any new horses but I'll be fine
>>542520318>mile S>turf S>double 1200 (rounded up)>why i le win???
>>542520416There's a keyword in that anon Fantasy
>>542520652sex outfit
>>542520484Run recovery ult umas and focus on wit. Learn your gold recovery skills and pray. It's less painful.
>>542520476Which 2 episodes? It’s been a while since I’ve watched it.
>>542520318Love these "subtle" brag posts
>>542520297Have you ever considered that the circles YOU participate in simply prefer to watch goyslop?
yep I heckin LOVE pace chasers
>>542520318
>>542520643If a front always won when it procced angling, there would be no point in playing anything else. Backliners must at least have a chance to overtake them or the game no longer makes sense.
gn
>>542520786This but unironically, Doto is gonna sweep so hard
>>542520786This but unironically
Does Cygames ever implement a way to choose which outfit your horse wears? Like if I wanted to use original pasa for her unique but wanted her to wear her fantasy alt.
>>542520416Counterpoint
I hope I'm reincarnated as Hishi Akebono's racing insoles
>>542520683>>542520763Have you guys just not been playing the cancer cup or something? there are umas with stats like that in every race, mines are devoid of skills
I love hags horses.
Was reading archived 2ch uma threads recently because I was curious how they felt about the translation (they were mainly concerned about personal pronouns apparently), and they've got even worse armchair anthropologists doing cultural analysis than we do.Apparently Umamusume was such an instant hit in North America because, us having so many farms and wide open spaces, everyone knows about horses through personal experience, so we intuitively appreciate the idea of turning horses into cute girls. The tongue-out Dia meme? It was a thing because gaijin all know that horses like to stick their tongues out to play.Further, Satono Diamond will be much more popular than Kitasan Black here, because the SEGA genesis ruled America's lower-budged gaming scene into the 2010s, so Gaijin love SEGA.Also, oddly, apparently we're all starting to use "-san" nowadays because we've recognized how convenient it is as a way to be generically professional (so translating honorifics shouldn't be too difficult). This is also an optimal way for gaijin to avoid being cancelled for misgendering (-san is gender neutral).
>fail a 10% training>now my bad luck's been used up I can take more risks>fail a 29% training into "Don't Overdo It!"Hmm. I don't think that's how it works, Cygames.
>>542520786I say this
>>542520925yes
>>542518872Look at this adorable creatura
I just want to collect umas so I will continue to skip cards
>>542520318You need like 560 to clear the track most of the time. 578+ was suggested to not die on bad mood and 601+ was for the bonus and that's before greens
>>542520952TLDW. Nips can cry about it.
>>542520642nooo she is gonna melt!
>>542520279Boot up sillytavern and make your dreams a reality.
I need 34 juvenile fillies sashes within 2 days. do I just burn TP juice on quitting careers right after JF?
>>542520952What does satono have to do with sega?
Are country bumpkins more prone to Trainer Love?
>>542520652Prank her by not giving her headpats or praises on the dot lmao
>>542520786>cuck late surgers by brocking>cuck fronts by passing them at the last second>no grind autism required (closest thing is getting speCHUD to give you gourmand)Yeppers. I unironically love them
>>542520786Me too. I love seeing pace chasers in my CM race as I know I won't have to worry about them.
>>542520952The only people who give a fuck about SEGA nowadays are autists who never grew out of their sonic OC phase
>14/20 winsi may have a chance in the finals
>>542518872AlmondLove has 1 open spot for an active player
>>542521161Falling in love with Oguri just feels wrong. She's more a dumb daughter I just want to constantly spoil than someone I'd see as a wife and seek to impregnate.
>>542521136Just buy them from the store
>>542521157
>>542521136OH FUCK I JUST REALIZED I DONT HAVE THE MATERIALS TO UPGRADE THE HAG AND I HAVE LESS THAN 24 HOURS TO FARM THEM
>>542520769You’ve gotta be joking. FMAB is the goyslop to rule all goyslop
REMEMBER TO DO YOUR CM RUNS BEFORE IT RESETS IN 4 HOURS
4 hours until Day 2
>>542520318I hate humble brag faggots like you the most. Worse than Seiun posters
>>542520476and Teio's race is the best one in the series
>>5425204844/2 spd stam, stam sparks, borrow MLB creek and use umas with stam training bonusThat's basically my setup for my 1100/1100 Gemini aces
>>542521157The horse is owned by SEGA, and apparently there's a couple nods to that in game here and there
>>542521258anon... I had a 5/20 in the geminis cup and won the finals by pure sheer luck.I'm sure the two guys who got cucked in my final were thinking the same...
>>542521362Uhhh based contrarian take!You fit in!
>>542520786what do you even build on pace chasers? some mid race skills into a nimble navigator?
only brown people use late surgers
>>542521373I liked winning the soul concert
>>542521373Actually, that would be Twin Turbo's.
>>542520484>he fell for the 1000 stam grift on a medium shorter than CM1
>>542521045
>>542520086isn't frieren #1 now
>>542521403>a couple nods to that in game here and there
NANI??? c-curren chan you are telling me that I DESTROYED the front runners so HARD, that they start to FALL behind and WALLOW IN PITY, making the gap between the last front runner and pace chasers EXTREMELY TINY, allowing YOU to overtake them at the opportune time before the corner ends to proc #LookAtCurren?? and you are going to CATCH UP to my ZERO ACCEL final spurt front runner ASS??? what can i say except YABBA DABBA UMADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
damnboys look like THAT??
>>542521476It's true. Glory to Eisin Flash.
I did it bros.. happy they all got a win each
>>542521513How long until this is in the game like Rudolph Christmas tree?
>>542521538Don't kill me just because I don't have japautism anon, if I did I'd be in >>>/uma JP/
>>542520484you can run 850 stam, but you need more recoveries to survive Nature and Top Gun
>>542521369jelly of this? seriously?
>>542521619No they look like this
I finally have parents with 10* turf to guarantee Turf A, so I'm thinking of giving Falco another shot. Would you suggest any changes to this deck?
>>542521583STOP posting this fucking shit
>>542521510>this is what happens when you don't give upI love that gremlin so much
What the hell is going on here
>/uma/ month ago>late surgers are the worst style>/uma/ now>late surgers are actually not that bad, pace chasers are the worst
Pokke is my boyfriend (aibou)!
>>542521762borrow FM instead of Tazunayou want more wit
>>542521392I have been trying the 4/2 but I fall short speed everytime and that's still using kitasan, this is the best I got, if I take kitasan away I dont know...
Naturally, I always love late surgers
>>542521762Replace Tazuna with Seiun and Eishin with King Halo.Consider throwing in Bourbon if you can afford to cut Suzuka.
>>542521926>FM over SundayNGMI
Why does Seiun Sky never give me Tail Held High
>>542521724>A mile>WitletNo
In all seriousness, Opera O would probably be the most insufferable Uma wife.
>>542521905>I don't know how different tracks work
post that dog
>>542522020*turns her into a bird*
>>542521905Tickezo is a late surger. Fuku is a late surger. Neycha is a late surger. Therefore I love late surgers. Simple as
>>542521905>anon when the things that are good or bad are different depending on the cm track/distance
>>542521926>>542521979These posters are enemy front players who want you to die to late starts
>>542521905they were bad because of stam check. Pace is going to be the late surgers of cm4 for being easier to build for the track stat minimum because of easy gold heals
>>542522020Winning Ticket exists
>>542522015hence why I was posting what I posted retard
>>542522020sorry i meant to say bweeehnning ticket
>>542521925sex with pokke
>>542521905>What are different track and skill needs.Pace will be top tier next CM solely because of Gourmand.
>>542522191What are you trying to say?
CHILL OUT NEICHA IT'S JUST AN OP RACE
>>542522020sorry guys that was a typo, I meant to say Daiwa Scarlet
What exactly is a "Jungle Pocket" anyways?
>/uma/ month ago>say kawaii kawaii curren>/uma/ now>say kawaii kawaii curren
>>542521704850 Stam and 1 Gold Recovery on a Front isn't enough if Murmur procs
Oh boy
>Supports grouping up on guts constantly>Never more than single rainbows>Tissues on all three borrow runs todayYou guys are alright. Don't go to Tracen Academy tomorrow.
>>542522269threesome with Pokke and Fuji
>>542522383just be a front and murmur won't hit you
>>542522307Her "Hmph" melts my heart, fuck you
should I use this oguri for cm 4? I dont feel like farming
>>542522349>>>>/soc/
>just queue later bro
>>542522349>no /uma/ timestampCome now.
>12/20>11/20>11/20Any consistentbros in chat?
>>542522020What I actually meant to write here was bakushin sorry
There are some truly gifted geniuses in /uma/
Support check /uma/
>>542521583Oh no Umadolbros what is this....
>>542522241Your ironic posting was not good nor funny
>>542522447bwo mumur hits everybody in front of you, nobody can outrun it
when's summer maru
>>542522498leave them to me!
>>542521926>>542521979I'm bringing Tazuna for guaranteed focus and THH, but yeah I can try Sunday.For reference, these are my speed and power cards
they ruined her
>>542522498Finally, my Competitive Spirit ◎ skill will be worth something!
>>542522506I got 0/20, 0/20, 0/20
>>542522252Machitan…
what makes umanko different from regular manko? does it produce a special jelly like dolphins?
>>542522584If I'm 200m from winning and you used mumur, I think I put ran it.
>>542522498Soon it's going to be 9 frontrunners with smaru, xoguri and vbourbon
>>54252250619/2019/2019/20
>>542522641>when the girl you know with big blabbers talking about about reduction surgery for her back
>>542522541>16 at lvl 50man the harpoons
>>542522394Oh boy!
>>542522541
>>542518872Creek mama..
>>542522686What was her plan here?
>>542522498your blocker?
>>542522562there is no irony, tell me why a late with 0 late race acceleration skills beyond maybe homestrech haste has a 20% in rate, please do answer.
>>542520750episode 7 is the best depiction of overwhelming dominating excellence I've ever seen. Episode 12 is fantastic as well.
>>542522641not to worry, her cup size will increase with pregnancy
>>542522661Bro is cheating the system. He got into group B without a win in day 1 or 2.
>>542522020>Marry Matikanefukukitaru>Every day you see a noose in a different location >She's either huffing her own farts or threatening to bathe with the toaster>Finances are rough because impulse buys and is hooked on stock options>You are forced to engage in the worst OCD activities imaginable
>>542522641The sweater outfit is cuter but I'm glad they reduced her tit size
>>542522641her cingray anime design is the cutest
Hopeful run
>>542522641Would Creek fags still love her if she were flat?
>>542522719Maybe if you're 20 m away and all the other horses are multiple horse lengths behind.
>>542522541ehhhnot much
>>542522895Every day an adventure!
post something cute
>>542522541uh what the hell is this
>>542522895Or you could just be lucky instead
>>542522641The sweater outfit is cuter but I'm mad they reduced her tit size
>>542522909Stoppppp you're killing her!
>>542522924As long as she acts like a mommy, yes
>>542522086
You have heard about win rate, but what about top two rate?
>>542522686Enjoy your Deadly jigsaw puzzle that requires you to memorize Opera O facts, tTainer-San
>>542523057AAAAA I NEED NEICHA WIFE
>>542522924
>>542523057Why is golshi scaredShe just did the same thing
>>542522924As long as she kept the same personality, yes.
>>542523020You don't need to fix your TT team if you just do this one trick!
>>542522641That's nothing compared to how they massacred my girl.
>>542519208Sad stuff.
>>542522895
>>542523257I'll never not seethe at Zenno Rob Roy's redesign.
>>542523164>more 1sts and 2nds than 3rdsnot a real Nature
>>542523210She was doing it to piss her trainer off and never intended to marry him.
>>542523257I like a blend. Her newer jacket is better but overall the original design is much better
>>5425204843lb Mayano is very good, a shame she doesn't have starting friendship.Get the Mcqueen welfare card to 3lb asap if you don't have it. It's very, very good. Now you have two good stamina cards. Either run McQueen and borrowed Creek, or McQueen and Mayano with 4spd cards (borrow mlb kita of course, and get the speed Brian card to lb3 asap if you need another good speed card), and do max power inheritance. During careers, as much as possible, only train speed, stamina, and wit. You need speed trainings to be at level 5 by Senior spring and stamina trainings around level 4 by Senior Spring in order to take advantage of high-powered rainbows. Good luck.
Meisho Doto.
>>542523257I like both of these but the final design definitely seems more like something they should have put on an American uma
UWAAA GOLD CITY YOU DID IT! YOU PROVED YOU'RE NOT JUST A WORTHLESS WHORE ONLY GOOD FOR HER SEX APPEAL. this was her only win in round 2
>>542522394Oh boy
What is the next meta support card to go all in on?
>>542521512Let me whisper in your ear
so after finishing leo cup preps we should stop spark grinding on URA and wait for aoharu right?
>>542518271dating her before filling up friendship gauge
>>542521510>"THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T GIVE UP">right as she's gassing out in victorywhat a lovable hebe gremlin she is. Brought a tear to my fuckin' eye.
>>542523520Bold of you to run her late
>>542523337What were they thinking?
Stay Gold can get it (it meaning the sex)
I'm still mad I won't ever have the super special Taurus plat title
HOW THE FUCK IS THERE NO RACER THAT'S MIKO THEMED IN THIS GAME
>>542523680>lovable hebeT-toreina...?
Is early positioning (ie. center stage) on a front helping get them to the rail faster ASSUMING WIT CHECKS SUCCEED or does it do literally nothing?
>>542523614Riko
>>542523257>thinking that generic harry potter ass outfit is betterngmi
Is she meant to be meta? I did a run with her while at work, not even paying attention to what I was doing, but ended up being my best horse yet.
>>542523295>*Matikane scream*>"I """forgot""" to take the pill
>>542523257yeah I have to agree with you on that one
>>542521136Isn't JF one of the friend points sashes? Just buy them.
>>542522641Do people pretend to like grotesque nikke-style titcow designs as a way of overcompensating for their secret faggotry, or do they genuinely have brain damage that makes them this way?
>>542523910where did her tail go in the second panel?
>>542523520that pasa helped you out a ton
>>542523257they redesign everything that looks like school uniforms because it does not make any sense since they already had tracen uniforms. Don't know why they let Oguri Cap and Fukukitaru though
>>542520086I will always thank friereddit for taking out the trash. Those FMABtrannies have been spamming low scores on other anime for years
>>542521925>>542522269cute boy...
>>542523257The final design just feels lazy. Show more skin = better?
>>542524056It captures her hearty background
>>542523909She might be the worst uma but she can win same as any
>>542523987Don’t forget the absurd asses
>He did not answer the question
I WANT TO FUCKING RACE
>>542523742>mismatching shoes>worse socks>jagged skirt design that doesn't fit in with the rest of her ensemble>dumb green and gold tunic>gigantic useless wrist collars>stupid tartan muffler>a dumb hatThey made her look scottish.
>>542523987nigger (you)
>>542523825a-a-ahem, please excuse me, I said what I thought in a moment of foolishness
>>542522895My beautiful wife is working on her personal problems and is down to only one suicide threat per week!
>>542523909This was the set-up.
Do people pretend to like grotesque blue archive-style skeleton designs as a way of overcompensating for their secret faggotry, or do they genuinely have brain damage that makes them this way?
>>542524230You will become strong soon young one
>>542524258ANON NO IT'S STILL SEA HOURS
>>542524182>Slobbering over the 2d equivalent of a Congolese fertility idol>Calling other people niggersFor sure, man
>>542523062>>542522904I bet these are the same poster
>have two of the worst fan runs ever back-to-back>they both give me 3* bluesT-Thanks, Cygames.
i will not be replying to bait posts today.
>>542524230she has good stat growths so pretty easy to trainjust doesn't have the best ult
>>542524258you just lack of testosterone
>>542524389EXPLODE
>you need riko/rice>actually, you just need 1lb ssr riko>uh, mlb r riiko is fine too>never mind that, all you need is just 0lb r rikoso, apparently, you just need riko's events?
>>542524385
>>542524448Uhhh suck my uhhhh cock uhhh retard lmao
>>542524540They're meh. Only to be used for blues and pinks
>>542524448
>>542524448I will be replying to your post
>>542524448You and I both know that medium is premium and we can leave these lesser lifeforms to their squabbles
>gives you Hydrate
>>542524553darn:{
>go 0/5 twice>put different uma in my team>instantly she wins first round>go 2/5 with her winning both times>i can qualify.>spend 30 carats for final attempt at qualifying>go 0/5
>>542519308Who called it? All this pissing about over Riko/Shower and NN when we might not see the next scenario until nate November.
>>542523742https://youtu.be/f2bHoTUiMpI
>>542524621i dont get it? what does this mean?????
>>542524551you want MLB SSR riko so it's not a brick in your deck
>>542524673Thanks for the discount bro
>>542524551Nyes. But riko is also the only support with fan count bonus.
>>542524673FUCK YOU SPECIAL WEEKDIE DIE DIERIM MY ASS AND GIVE BIRTH TO MY KIDS
Why does Oguri always put her hand over womb after a win, is she pregante?
are people legit botting in uma? i have no fucking idea how these clubs at the top have that many fans. I did 500k runs 5-10 times a day for the last few weeks but they are tripling my pace and I've been playing like 8 hours a day.
How much would a pregnant Oguri eat compared to now?
>>542524852She is a gluttonous creature
>>542519569genuinely how? I have never ever lost the Hopeful Stakes with McQueen
>>542524852Nyes. With my child.
>>542524747It means he fed Grass Wonder a carrot burgersort of
big fat sweaty uma tits
>>542524852>Toreina-san, it didn't come this month...
>>542524950About the same but she would eat weirder combinations like putting icecream on takoyaki
>>542524180>the character named after rob roy looks scottishJust coincidence surely
>>542524943>does [game from a genre notorious for botting] have botting?
>>542524943>8 hours>10 runs>500kL.M.A.O.You're probably going down in ranking with a statistic like that.
>>542525051Vile
Remember to follow the rules
>>542524852she hungers
I only train honses that were girls IRL because I like that they wear buruma.
>>542524943They just try really hard every day bro don't worry about it>are people legit botting in uma?not people, but yes>i have no fucking idea how these clubs at the top have that many fans.cheat engine + chink bots + wallet>I've been playing like 8 hours a day.Get a job, nigger
>>542522383thats why i said more recoveries. 850 stam and 2 gold is the bare minimum. If you get stuck against 2 natures and 2 top guns you're just fucked no matter what
zeno zob zoy
does tazuna show up at a certain friendship level on her card or is it random?
>>542524963I want to believe this post is sincere but the humblebragging makes me think you're a faggot so take a guess
>>542525370more like zeno zog goy
Cesario oneechan...
>>542525370Zeno Zog Onions
>>542525321I don't know if CG is /here/ but I hate how the name ordering isn't by highest fans sort
>>542525412you have to get her to green friendship to get her date event the date event is random when it appears tho
No slander my umawife plox
Ryan love
>>542525435It's not humblebragging. It's genuine confusion. She has BY FAR the easiest career in the game, in my experience.
>>542525321The Edens could all get banned and cygames wouldnt hurt a single innocent player
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7tz1C32KIQ
>>542525413Where is she going?
/uma/dachis you guys are actually so easy to spot on places outside of here that I almost feel stupid caring about doing opsec
>>542525526>wears a shirt with her own nameIs she a narcissist?
>>542524230F2GOD...
>>542525350If you're building 2 or more Gold Recoveries + Groundwork and 3 greens on a Front you will barely have any points left for midrace velocity skills and you will get blocked easily.
>>542525476It's by player ID>>542525620If they ban the top players they even make money because these addicts will do it again
>>542525643you can opsec on deez
Are we getting free pulls for the Riko + Rice banner or not? I haven't seen a clear answer on it yet but if we're getting a decent number I'll be able to afford the spark and have enough left over for Kitasan's rerun
>>542525647urara would agree to sex in exchange for sweets
>>542525643Why would I care about opsec? All my gachaslop is tied together.
>>542525523Your umawife is a god damn cutie
>>542524621>last night i bond burgered your uma????
>>542525776_1 a day
>>542525570It was just an unfortunate series of events that led to it. Bad stat distrib from early friendship farming, the only useful skill I got was hydrate, into slow start and finally the NPCs crowding her was the nail in the coffin. Sometimes the game is out to get you
>>542525153500k a run since I was also doing parents and not trying to meme 1 mil runs. If doing 1 mil runs is what it takes then that's not for me. It probably takes me 20 minutes to do a run idk where I got 8 hours from tbdesu. I just know I've been playing a shit ton recently.>>542525139desu I don't follow the metagame (I mean umamusume happenings or specific stuff, not race/horse metas) or whatever else is going on I just goon to the horses while playing.>>542525321I assume the cheat engine is for speed hacking? I play on mobile only but damn if I wasn't scared of losing my account the speed hacking might be nice.I have a job I'm just affected by the shutdown so I have way too much free time and I hate it.
which uma would you make little musumes with
>>542523337>>542523742Her final outfit is pure scottish cinema, even if they got too cocky and went for another pattern (racing silks reference) on her kilt/skirt. But I think it's a haram for women to wear kilts so guess it can be forgiven, cuz it's a regular skirt. Very pleasing color combo as well.Her old concept looks terrible, it's just a generic baggy jacket with terrible gray. And what the fuck are those stubby legs.
You guys aren't going to spend 12 hours desperately trying to build a passable hag just so that you can boltgun one of the umas that tried their best to get you to finals, right???
>>542525901can't wait to be spooked by kitasan and also MLB SR riko
Fuku is for (me)
>>542525121I should have said TOO scottish. The skirt-kilt was already enough of a nod. Maybe the silly bonnet.
it being named "cancer cup" was a bit too apt im afraid.
>>542525643I used my uma username for online shit since 2015. I don't care at this point.
>>542525971The one that's already the best mother.
>>542525412I think its 3 bar and then after that she can randomly appear. I cope by tapping her as much as I reasonably can before junior new year and I like to think that affects her showing up faster.
>>542525623>AI Cover
Curren Chan? Will never be relevant for CMsDon't waste your time with that hussy, toreina
>>542526102It's actually pretty fun for once.Way better than first 2 ones.
>>542525643I don't go outside
>>542526032I'm using a borrow parent so I'm actually probably only going to spend 1 hour doing it
>>542525921You either care for farming parents or farming fans.There's a reason why people who prep parents all the time are in A+ clubs. Their fan output is so pitiful, then you factor 30 of them are all doing this.
>>542526124hishi amazon?
>>542525643What makes you think I don't spot (you)
>>542526179rage bait will be provided 1 (one) you (see above)
Why Smart Falcon talks about food so much
>>542526331>>542526195>>542526116This is all a psyop from the anon. Do not engage with him.
why did she do thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsh2rF01aF8
>>542526032Vodka kept chocking so she gets a boot sorry
MAMBO NOOOOOOO
>>542524180the shoes are mismatched because the horse had one white hoof.
>>542526179I agree. Gemini was pretty miserable with the stam checks. A lot more build variety and different things to try with cancer.
why do people run multiple front runnerlike Seiun Falcon and Daiwa at the same timeAren't you basically cucking your chances at winning if a single late surger pops off cause your other 2 front runners didn't get to activate A&S?
AIEEEEEEE
>>542526179Stamina checks are annoying and the game is a lot more fun when you have the freedom to skill up and not give half your skill points to 2+ gold recoveries.
cute story
Any way I can guarantee Gold City in the future? I got Funi Kiseki instead (LMAO) and have a slight need for the complete GSK group but I'm trying to save for Nice Nature alt and maybe her card (can this be guaranteed in the future too?). I CAN get her now with what I have but I'm afriad I won't have enough for Super Creek alt.
>>542526531just proc both of them at the same time bwo
>>542526531Nyes it's an all in strategy that you'd rather stack the deck on the A&S winner winning the race than toss in another random late surger or two to gamble with.
does levelling up your ult affect anything?
>>542526757Yes just pay up and use a selector on sex
wife groove
>>542526757all uma banner in a few months, you can spark any umabuy the selector at 1st anniversary
Do you guys think that Marvelous Sunday's owner specifically requested her Umamusume design to be short with absolutely ridiculously massive honkers, and if so, how do we get him to request more Uma designs?
>>542526757>Any way I can guarantee Gold City in the future?Yeah, you can drop 30k on the allspark banner when that happens if you want to guarantee it
>>542526757There's a banner for EVERYONE in a couple months and also vouchers to pick most umas besides anniversary ones (who get free pulls in the first place)
>>542526757there's an all uma spark banner that you can pick whatever uma you want on when you get to pity
>>542526531three front runners are three chances for one of them to activate AXS. the odds of a late surger activating properly and beating the one who got in first are low.
>>542526910this thing disgusts me
i am gonna beat canceragain!
>>542518872Oguri Plap the fatty
>>542526513It's going to be better as time goes with the gap between whales and regular sweats increasing.
>>542526910Nyes
>>542526102I expected more people to just show up with whatever because it was a mile and half the people crashed out from the last two cms. Which is true for many but plenty still breeding top umas
>>542526179>angling makes the early and mid-race interesting to watch>lots of skills make late-race a nail-biter>low stamina requirement makes debuffing useless>most characters are reasonably viableAgreed. I'm skipping the actual cancer CM (Leo) and will start preparing parents for Virgo once I register my Finals team.The sprint CM looks really fun as well, I can't wait.
>>542526757pay 20 bucks at the anniversary
>>542526992It's okay to be gay these days anon, it's alright.
bruh
Bros we didn't we get this again? Episode 2 has been out for 2 days now
what's the over-under on us getting 100 free pulls on the riko banner? currently planning to pity summer maru and xmas oguri, and I could go 200 pulls on riko if they meet me half way...
>>542526757You should finish rolling her nowSuper Creek is in more than in a month so you'll get those carats
>>542526910It's based on the real horses' proportions, Marvellous Sunday really was a midget with an insanely broad chest
>>542519628bros what do i do if i have lb3 kitasan lb1 creek
>>542527251anon I...
>>542526179I've noticed most the people who think otherwise either gave up on front fighting, or never tried to compete for the front in the first place and didnt groundwork farm
>>542527241Check notice. They hand it out every Monday.Only thing I hate is they leaked we will have one less episode of PEAK this season
>log in>multiple people are now borrowing my freebie spechud carduuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>542527326>Do whatever you want lol
>>542527408Sorry that was me
>>542519628I have MLB Creek and Tazuna but no Kitasan Negro
>>542527357I don't run any front and it's fun for me. Never farmed groundwork too.
>>542527421What if I have MLB KSB SC?
>>542527529see >>542527421
Question about rates.The reason I even installed this game because I saw a post on xitter about El Condor Pasa (forma de Kukulkan) and decided to get her. I got her but had to spark. Is this normal or did I just have unusually shit luck?
>>542527251like 10 pulls total on skipkolater on, 50 pulls on tamamo cross, another 50 on either nice natie or matikane ssr
>>542524943>500k runsWell you can easily up that to ~900k runs but yes, a lot of the top club members are just using auto play scripts.
>>542525643Wow the 4channer posts on other boards...
>>5425275740.75% chance for any rate up uma. Going to 200 on uma banner for a single rate up and not getting her is unlucky
>>54252757413% chance that you don't get the banner unit you wanted (0.75%) after 200 pulls .
>>542526179back to actual cancer for the next cm, new stamina checks on the way!
>>542527574shit luck
>>542527647This Uma is the designated plapbreeder
>>542527357I think it's the opposite. People bought into the metamania and are losing their minds over not getting their insta wins
>>542527574It's pretty normal for Cygames gacha
>>54252757413% chance to not get her in 200 rolls. So it's pretty common.
>>542526910yes, do you think cygames just put whatever design they want? they asked the owners for approvement, so Sunday's owner is based
>>542526862You can't get 3 star spark for the unique skill unless it's level is 4 or higher (I think).And the level does matter for the ability itself but only a tiny bit. The difference between Triumphant Pulse level 3 vs level 6 isn't that much and not worth shooting for if you are struggling to win races. Its not make or break if you can't hit level 5+ but you do at least want 3 stars on your uma since that is what unlocks the upgraded/stronger version.
>>542526179I thought it was gonna be worse than it really is, wish i spent more time on my grass wonder now.
I am going to put only enough effort in cm4 to get to finals because the people winning finals will be those that re-train their uma in Aoharu.
>>5425275741 in 5 chance of that happening, it's usually in like 120 pulls so it's unlucky but yeah that happens
>mayonnaise top gun gold support MLB>0 initial friendship
>>542524621I can't believe this pic has survived so long. Has to have been like 20 years
>>542527762I'll just prepare someone like 3 days before it. Can't be bothered anymore.
>>542527842level doesn't matter for the spark at allyou just need to upgrade 1* and 2* umas to 3* to get a chance at it
>>542527913Such a miserable card to run with Spechud
>>542526757Just wait for her first alt. It's better and actually meta for a while (it's also part of the all uma banner).
Is golshi a soulful cm4 ace?
Whales do NOT queue now I need to do my runs and go to bed early today.
give me a cm3 Taishin deck
>>542526862Very tiny bonuses per level. They are only particularly relevant if you join Open League, as those levels increase your final score
>>542526236>>542527674Mhm, 500k is where I'm comfortable because parent farming is at least somewhat fun for me and I don't/wont bot and I'm also the type of autist that genuinely feels bad for making these horses race every other turn.I also struggling with playing evil characters in games by the same reasoning.
>>542526757Get her NOW with that amount of carats already spent. You'll get enough for Super Creek even if you spark.
>>542527937Old images are going to be very valuable. Kids (sinners) will post AI generated images along with reaction images featuring africans.
>>542528034I lost all my sets 15min ago tho
>>542528034i already ran my 20 you're good
>>542528034I'm login in, I'm coming for you
>542528129
sex with gyarusex with palmer
I don't feel so good about finals...
late oguri kinda starting to piss me off
>>542528034Whale hereYou'll be fighting my ghost I'm afraid.
>>542528032She is hard meta
>>542527913>mfw my main stamina cards are mlb mayano top gun and 2lb super creekI'm pulling to spark on Riko and Rice because Riko can replace a Stam card and I'm desperate to get some Manhattan Cafe LBs
>>542528032only if you go pace
Manhattan Monday
>>542528069I am using:SSR Kitasan BlackSSR Fine MotionSSR VodkaSR King HaloSR Hishi Amazonand whatever speed card is your best. For me I am using Biko, but Sweep is fine too.You can use Oguri, El Condor Pasa, or Helios power cards if you don't have Vodka or Hishi.
Specialty priority is the biggest gaslight in the game. This shit is not a real stat.
>>542528069It's low on skills but kinda works if your cards are lacking.
We're safe for another week bros!
>our first mile>0-1 wit cards in every ace deck>they will be dropped in cm4So when does this become a wit game exactly?
>>542528228You're just a stepping stone on my way to the PEAK
>>542528228Dont hate on her for being the GOAT.
I was considering using Rice for Leo. Quickly found out what a terrible idea that was
well?
>stuck making mediocre vodkas for the finals because there is no time lefti should have grinded more
>>542528204YAMERO
>>542528461I have a 65% win rate with all my umas under 400 wit, it was a gaslight
>>542528581
decent Tachyon? Also why everyone wants to breed inside her and call her a mommy?
>>542528641decent
>>542528494why? I want to use rice for leo
Imagine proccing both and still losing to a pace pasa.
>>542528228It's hunting season and Seiunkucks are the preyhttps://files.catbox.moe/2lwppi.mp4
>>542528581Thanks for the free win.
>take a break from parent runs and do a random ace run>immediate 3* power 2* turf no whitesLMAOOOOOOO LOL OLOL HAHAHAHHAHA XD!!!!
>>542528790She really is a glutton.
>>542528518WELL?
>>542526178I want Falco to look at my penis like that
>get off 3* stamina ONE TIME>instantly get 3* staminaoh well i guess it's still usable
Okay /uma/! Quiz time!without looking it up, tell me on which month (early or late) the following G1 races take place>Takarazu Kinen>Hopeful Stakes>NHK Mile Cup>JBC Sprint>JBC Classic>Japan Dirt Derby>Oka ShoSurely you've memorized it by now, right?
>>542528790Awfully smug for someone in belly rub reach
>>542528843She's already dead
Tazuna has a terrible voice
>>542528908They take place on your mom.
>>542528908Jackie Chan
G1 18 win aura
>>542528204Doto Rape
>>542528802Stop... I just need one more...
>8/8 Grass Wonder>9/9 Haru Urara>10/10 Fine Motion
>>542528868unless your deck is incredibly bad 6* blue sparks is still very useable
any /uma/ clubs recruiting
yes, I will have a family with my trainee
>>542528461Once you start getting a lot of stamina and SP for free with Aoharu
>>542528908late jun late decuhhh somewhere in april?no clue somewhere in fallit's with queen elizabeth i think, idk november?wtf is dirt derbyright after inspiration
>>542528908>Takarazu kinenuhhhh June>SteaksUhhh December>NHKUhhh late Nov>JBC SprintUhhh late march>JBC ClassicUhhh april>Japan Dirt Derby uhhhh maybe Late november >Oka ShoLike April or somethingHow did I do
i know it's too early to ask but between CM1 CM2 and CM3 how would you rank them? personally CM3 > CM1 > CM2
>>542528908>Takarazu KinenLate June>Hopeful StakesLate December>NHK Mile CupEarly May>JBC SprintEarly November>JBC ClassicEarly November>Japan Dirt DerbyEarly July>Oka ShoLate March>inb4 completely wrong
>>542528908Mambo sex
>>542528830But cute!
>>542528481Chrono please have mercy.. I'm sorry for saying I'd rape you..
>>542528834It's spechud
>>542528908>Takarazu KinenYear 2 & 3, Jun 2>Hopeful StakesYear 1, Dec 1>NHK Mile CupYear 2, May 1>JBC SprintYear 2 & 3, Nov 2>JBC ClassicYear 2 & 3, Nov 2>Japan Dirt DerbyYear 2 (& 3?), Jul 1>Oka ShoYear 2, Apr 1
>>542529092but think of the million borrows I could have gotten with a 9*.......
>>542528763Losing to a pace Pasa with the weaker unique is a certified KWAB moment
Finally, my bitch casual self did it. Now I just need to get her to star rank 5.
>>542528995Who's on the right and when do we get all of them
>>542528908>late june>late december>late april?>late november for both JBC?>no clue>i think it's the same day as satsuki sho so early april?
>>542528908Takarazuka: Late June?Hopeful Stakes: Late DecemberNHK Mile Cup: Early MayDirt ones: no ideaOka Sho: Early April
>>542528908Late JuneLate DecEarly MayEarly NovSame as aboveDunno don't really careEarly April
Grim
>>542528908Late junLate decLate april?lol dirt who careslol dirt who careslol dirt who caresearly april
If your uma has a default title, I'm not looking at her stats.
>>542529274it has to be a good 9* stam sparkno one is using random ones
>>542528839Never say this to falco
>>542529207nope
>>542528908Late JuneLate DecemberEarly MayEarly NovemberEarly NovemberEarly JulyLate June
>>542529214I meant Dec 2 for Hopeful Stakes! No!Also I meant Nov 1 for the JBC races...Have I failed the torena exam?
>>542529156CM3 is way more fun because stamina becomes less relevant, and that's the anti fun stat for now.CM1 was not that bad, but I had not much idea what I was doing so I ate shitCM3 was hellish with the stam check, to compete I had to use umas I didnt even like that much, and even if I won with my fav out of them I would still pick CM3 where I could pick my wives even if I dont win
>>542529338She doesn't want you to scout her either.
fuck this race, really
>>542529473shut up powerlet
>>542529156cm2>cm1>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>cm3
>>542528839>>542528839best i can give you is
>>542529416 (me)>Oka Sho>Late JuneYou threw me off with the dirt races, I was thinking of Teio Sho
>>542529156I agree with your list, CM2 wasn't fun to train to or watch the races, even the ingame commentators ran out of things to say during the races lol
>>542529156I lost CM1, so CM1 sucked. I won CM2, so CM2 was epic. Jury's still out on CM3.
>>542529387I will say it again
You walk into Round 3 finals and you see this on the enemy team and its A+ with all the skillsWhat do you do?
>>542529157>one month off with Oka ShoAIEEEEEEEEEE
>>542529670Win? This is HER cm
>>542529670>dolphin bestialityyeah im not rolling this
>>542529670Who cares I'm there for my 1k participation prize
>>542529670I win because she's not proccing mile maven and my speed eater will cancel out her unique
I'm convinced that 3* spark farming doesn't exist without botting, because it's a slot machine that you don't get to see the panels until 30 minutes after you pull the handle
>>542528908Machitan giving me paizuri while going Ei Ei Mun!
>try to make Leo ace>gives me miles from a grandparent instead of the gorillon mediums on the parents insteadOguri fat... why...
>>542518872Hello everyone, I (f2p for now) am currently looking for a club! I joined excatly a month ago and recently left the tiny club I was part of with a couple of my mates. We didn't make much progress with only 3 people so i'm looking for something larger and higher ranked for the club points and carats. Pic related are my stats for the past month, 5,5 careers and a bit above 1,2 million fans per day since I started. I plan on staying at around 1 million per day at least. My trainer ID is 885246215575, hope I can join a club without too many stowaway dead accounts.
>>542529670
>>542529843clubs here require a dick pic with timestamp to join
Why couldn't it be turf, or medium? damn it.
God I hate McQueen
>>542529902>unrelated ai sloppawrong board nigger
>>542530062If you don't want it, I can take it.
This skill is kinda bad? Moving up during the late race is already too late for end closer.
>Group A match>Late start on my Seiun>She fights a blockushin for position all mid-race while my Suzuka fades into the pack>Seiun's fully cockblocked coming out of the curve>No angling>Procs NONE of her late-race skills, no homestretch haste or anything>Still somehow jukes and pulls ahead>Wins by 3 lengths ahead of 3 late-gamblers with clear lines of advance who were all popping skillsIs front runner just the real protagonist running style?https://files.catbox.moe/kdsvab.mp4
>>542530073and he hates you too
>>542525523Your umawife would poke a hole in your condom to baby trap you
God I love McQueen
damn if only she didnt have shit affinity with everyone
>>542530151No because Spechud is a late
>>542529958FUKU NO MY HEART!
>>542530150It's better in longer races.
>>542528908late seplate dec late may early nov early nov whomst?late april
god I hate Rudolph and her dumb puns
>>542530102>ai sloppaanon...i.... how do you even not know who that... nevermind
>>542529958Absolutely gross.
Is sMaru coming today in a couple of hours or tomorrow?
WE ARE ROLLING FOR SPEWE ARE ROLLING FOR SPEWE ARE ROLLING FOR SPE
>>542530285who the fuck is rudolph?
>>54253033726.5 hours.
>>542530313
>>542530285I hate how she fucks my asshole with a strap on by getting mood down after mood down with slacker night owl and migrane on top of it
>>542528908>Late Jun>Late Dec>Early May>Early Sept>Early Nov>Early Apr
>>542530157Shiraoki-sama forbids the use of condoms and anything like that. That only invites bad luck. There will be only happi lucki cum umapyoi.
>>542530313Do NOT talk about my wife like that
>>542530551wife
>>542530358me if I wasn't broke (I have 60k carats)
>>542530413>>542530223>>542529958She's so fucking UGLY!
is this good or bad?
/uma/ will say too small
>>542530358
>>542530627>0.9s durationgee I wonder
>>542530627bad
>>542530678bigger NOW
>>542530591I CURSE YOUR NEXT RUN WITH BAD LUCK!
>>542530627its trash
>>542530358I will spend my last 1500 carats rolling for her
Imagine NOT wanting a child (or multiple) with your umawife.Couldn't be me.
>>542530627I beeline burst towards my trainee and straightaway spurt inside of her, then end my turn.
>>542530627It's very subpar, not worth the sp
>>542530591
>retention is 466k alreadyWe are so getting 494k~500k retention range this week
>>542530692Don't get attracted to retarded girls.
>>542530358I'm saving for Agnes Digital
>>542530865have you tried making better umas?
>>542530678Inari One's huge tits giving paizuri with my small pp
>both Summer Spe and Hag are Tier 1 characters.You are retarded if you don't roll on this banner
ez
Matikane is ugly.
god I hate haru
I just got gatekept as a purple skill on my Golshi... Should I keep it??? Isn't this actually good on her since she wants to be last?
>>542530857does this bring good luck?
>>542531020t. gold city fan with a findom mommy on twitter (it's an AI bot)
>>542530865a lot of retards have been making TT umas while waiting for SMaru instead of parent farming
>>542530627I put it on my Brian ace for CM4 I guess I have to remake her huh? I have everything else for her but it was either this or her spurt skill
>>542530865Just do a run or two for each slot for a few weeks and you won't have to worry about that.>but my CM prep!Who even cares about CM anymore make something in like a week before and send it
>>542530551>>542530575why does she remind me of the IMAS deliquent girl
angering and seething
>>542531138
cygenerious...
>>542530213this looks very similar to one I got yesterdaywhat kind of babies do you think they would produce?
>>542531121No because everyone you're behind of can sto you from winning
Scary... I didn't plan for this... I wanted a nice safe B finals gold...
>>542531121It's only good if you want to enter Open League because it nerfs your points making it easier to get B. You still want to get out of the gate sooner rather than later in general.
God I hate Rice Shower
I wish Summer Maru was today, I'm so tired of saving carats
>>542526862>>542527842In the gene guide according to an interview level is supposed to give a greater chance of getting a higher star green>>542528075Also a big deal for team trial score
>>542531137yes
never give up
>>542531297same>>542531304god I hate oguri cap
Why is McQueen an umalet when the real stallion was pretty big irl
>>542530028okay sent. Please don't reupload it or use it for AI training
>>542531289B finals 1st place reward is the same as A finals 3rd so it's good
>>542531304keep edging
How about I Matikanepunchyourface
>>542531357>2 sovlful characters pumping forward>goldship winsabsolutelu fucking ruined and soulless
>>542531284>>542531294>>542531332shit i thought i was cooking really hard im not gonna lieyeah I was just thinking as a leo cup build
>>542531357>Ticket and Vodka activate, expect one of them to win>Goldship from nowherelel
>>542531191Well, considering the OG developer base for Uma...
>>542530865just use your parfaits, bwo
>>542531357winning ticket is so UGLY
CM1 made me realize the importance of accel skilsCM2 made me realize the importance of high raw powerCM3 made me realize the importance of higher wit/mid-race velocity skills
>>542531357golshi game
>>542531483Rice wouldn't say this.
>>542531546
601 stamina or 1180 speed? How important is that 601 breakpoint in actuality?
I didn't know Beeline was that bad bros...
>>542531686Its not important.
>>542531546FUCK YOU TAISHIN
>>542530157trainer would never wear a condom
>>542531728yeah it's DOGSHIT
>>542529438>CM3 is way more fun because stamina becomes less relevant, and that's the anti fun stat for now. >CM3 was hellish with the stam check, to compete I had to use umas I didnt even like that much, and even if I won with my fav out of them I would still pick CM3 where I could pick my wives even if I dont win
>>542531543This, 500k is literally a non-issue
>>542531728It gets buffed from 0.9s to 3s at some point, but until then it's pretty bad.
when should I be looking to race on ace runs? how many optional races should I be looking to do in those runs in general? I feel like I either do too many races or not enough.
>>542531461no you dont get gold title
>>542531893Which trainee would let me fondle her incisors
>>542531137believe ittttt
>>542531728straightaway is worth it because you can fully discount it on briangold version is a scam tho
>>542530865TT umas don't matter right now because unity cup will raise the cap and make all your current veterans irrelevant
>>542531728I just realized those 2 gold heals are like half total skillpoints. Are we getting more sp in new scenario?
>finally get a passable bakushin parent for maru>3* paceAiiiieee
>Special Week (Summer)'s unique skill requires her to use two skills mid-race before it can activate.Reliable, or no?
>>542531853>>542531930Is it worth rebuilding her or would it be prudent to just build my other aces and then see where I can get her later on?It took me like 6 or so runs to get something decent out of her so I don't want to waste a bunch of borrows right away if she can still perform in her current state.
I got such a bad Bakushin run that I unlocked her normal ending for the first time today
> Train a Tachyon for CM3> Finally get a half decent one> Unique almost always triggers during late race making it uselessFell for shitty tier lists again haven't I?
>>542531553wit game is here
>>542532069I've been sitting pretty in C6 since the start of the game, and I haven't even changed out any Umas in 2 months.I don't want to make new ones. That seems like effort.
>>542532106Wit check 1 > Wit check 2 > Wit check 3 (if inherited)
>>542532106Can proc THH
>>542532106Easiest requirement ever
>get a perfect stat run>no mile corner>no mile straights>no playtime's over>no slipstream>no ramp upthis game fucking hates me.
>>542531924SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
Epsatono files
if only this was turf
You can tell a lot about a person based on how they view Tachyon.
>>542532193I don't remember ever seeing tachyon high up on any gaslight lists
>>542531686I believe it's like about half a length but should be hitting your speed cap first. 578 is the target to account for bad mood. But finals is great
>>542532302Tachyon was great for CM1.
so summer spechud is a pace chaser?? and seems good for cm4?
>>542532358Yeah but we're talking about cm3.
>>542532174I'd just keep her, train the other aces, then come back to her later. Beeline burst isn't completely atrocious, it's just a bit of a waste of skill points. Perhaps try throwing her into some CM4 rooms to see how she performs?
>>542532430she's made for late.
>>542532497Apologies, I am blind.
>>542532430Summer spe is for lateCHADs
>>542531483No crying pls
How do I get club points? Only shoe trading and borrows?
Is it good?
When?
>>542532512I'll do that I just didn't know just HOW bad it was.I didn't roll well with spark skills or hints so it was either that or her other gold skill for the final spurt which I know is inconsistent.
>>542532614Nyo
>>542532614good blue and decent whites but shit red. it's still good
>>542532685No bullies allowed.
>>542532614style pink hurts and the single starred white spark spam doesn't help, good for a grandparent assuming you don't have anything better
>>542532273>reddit tachyon
>>542532685Never, alongside March.
>>542532717>red
got fucked over by bad rng so going to reroll but wanted to make sure. These skills are all good right?
>>542532614what are the parents' reds
>>542532685Once this cutie releases
I haven't seen a single sovlful off-meta opponent this entire CM, someone actually running their waifu as an ace. It's always just the most basic bitch choices.
I'm staring down the barrel with no more borrows, is the one on the right even potentially worth running over the one on the left? No Groundwork sucks but that left one seems to get mogged regardless of if she pops it or not so who knows
>>542532794nigga you got 1 accel skill and it requires you to be 5th.
>>542532801
>>542532685My paizuri slave.
>fail a 1% training with double circle practice perfect that would have given me +88 speed in senior spring>miss 1200 speed by 75yeah im killing myself
>>542532794for cm2? swinging maestro is a waste and way too expensive. Taishin without her gold skills what's the point?
>>542532685npc racer
I will be hosting the Matikane Mambo Monday Mayhem Derby in the next thread as replacement for missing out on Marvelous Sunday Sunday Derby in the next thread.I will be hosting all 5 races at the same time, then with a 5 minute waiting time between each to eliminate the long waiting times a bit better than usual. For the first race we will be waiting for 15 minutes for everyone to get in and seated.
>>542531526WHO WAS ITIM RETARDEDWHO
>>542530028almondlove dancho you need to stop doing this.....
>>542532985No. A front with no Groundworks is insta-death and will always be lagging behind. Your left has a chance of winning with overtake mechanics and proccing Red Ace to take first position.
how do you hit the 7-800 stamina requirement for leo without compromising your power? run 4 speed/2 stam with 18* power sparks?
>>542532985speaking from experience, my Daiwa Scarlet is much stronger and I am getting gapped 90% of the time by Smart Falcons. You need more gambling skills because none of your unique skills will ever proc.I would go with left as its the only way you'd get close to proccing any of the unique skills
EL CONDORTETAS
>>542533126mambo!
>>5425331834 speed cardsAs many power sparks as possible.I got about 850 power in my runs with 9* power sparks
>>5425331833 speed 3 guts or 4 speed 2 guts with stamina sparks
>>542532756Thinking she's reddit tells me you enjoy getting (You)s and have seen Pokke's movie.
ELCONDORPASAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>542533183You can't. Speed > Stam > Power priority. What sparks you run depends on what character is, but yes, for Leo Power sparks are most important since you have to run 3 Speed 2 Stam minimum.Power training on Med and Long is retarded because you also kill any Guts which also helps you sustain your HP.
>>542532985for daiwa forget about 600 stam, go 4 speed 1 guts 1 wit
>>542528069I want to give Taishin my 3cm if you get what I mean.
>just lost to thisWitGAWDS I fucking kneel
>>542533183I dont know,I have the same problem
any uma club looking for a new guy? I have 40m fans, i do 10m fans a month. on cooldown but ehidm if its after 14 day cooldown, my last D club was going nowhere, losing out on 200 carats is nothing361616376543
>lets try a test room>my pace chaser is running along in 8th because there are SEVEN front runnersfucking hell. how the fuck do I get round a crowd like that with a pace chaser in this CM?
>>542532685no whores allowed
>>542533329I enjoy getting (You)'s but I have no idea who Pokke is.
My trainee raped me...
>>542533309two LOSERSgod I hate nice nature
>>542518872What do you think of ep 2 so far anons?
>>542533520this is actually good for you though, that means there are 6 useless front runners
>>542533517>>542521264only club I have seen asking for a member lately
>>542528069Hishi Amazon SRKing Halo Sryour choice of sweep tosho SR (gambling) or Shinko Windy SRGrass Wonder SSRBiko Pegasus SSRKitasan Black SSR
>>542533612I want to see gold
This was a good investment. Right?
>>542533612Boring. Give us the Obey Your Master schizo and race already.
>>542533612Why did they turn Super Creek into Super Potato?
>>542533520
Should've been me
>>542533329Who doesn't like getting (You)s?
>>542533725yes
>>542533517I just sent an invite, feel free to come on in whenever
>>542533725if she's your wife then yes
>>542533725BRICKED
>>542533651thanks, im on 24hr cooldown, if its still open i'll try tomorrow
>>542533749when do we get the petplay horse?
>sprint/mile - realm of the frontGODS. if they proc angling and scheming they win, not enough track for anyone to catch up>medium/long - domain of the endCHADS. track is long enough that stamina and speed is king, which end and lates have a plentitude of.>lates are still pretty good at mile/medium/long as wellso when do pacers get to win?
Holy shit guys /uma/ club lost 6 members due to botting.
>>542533508high speed, decent power plenty of stam and wit meaning it was speeding up to perfect position I'd imagine. Just a matchup issue if you're not a strong front/got unlucky
>Consistently in the top 4 favorites>Long shot doesn't proc>Lose anywayThis system is rigged.
>>542533921source?
>>542533834on cooldown but thanks i'll join tomorrow
>>542533967Check Reuters!
>>542533967I'm in the club dude it's a huge mess everyone is panicking.
>>542533725Sí
These girls carried me to the finals, they will go through this till the endI will not switch any of them for SMaru because she is "better", that is cope from failed TorenasIf YOU switch any of your girls before finals, you're a disgraceful soulless nigger and your Trainer license should be revoked, kicked from Tracen and banned from being near Umamusume.
>>542533602first time?
>>542533745I guess she would look too motherly otherwise, the studio probably thought she has to look more like a young maiden in love
>>542534037ok shorting right now thanks.
>cm1 and 2 which had clear stat checks but had rng are le bad>cm3 that's random as fuck and is gambling on gambling on gambling is le good
>>542534140only whales get mad at rng
who the fuck is mejiro ryan's target audience
>>542533583Jungle pocket, or "Pokke" is a tomboyish Uma musume that likes yelling and got her own movie that was pretty good.Beginning of a new era was pretty good but also the source behind people misunderstanding and misinterpreting Tachyon's character.
>Nishino Flower has no specialty priorityDamn. It's still worth to run her for Hanshin and Firm right?
>>542534140>mid CM seethe post due to who the fuck knowslol did you see my EASY sticker spam?
>>542534207gays
Umasumi
>>542534207fake tomboy fans when a real short cut, muscle bound, dress loving cutie walks in
>>542533602Many such cases trainer-san, think of it as a rite of passage into manhood
It's probably a bit late to ask but are we supposed to be regularly getting multiple wins in our CM attempts? I've just been playing whilst praying that I get maybe one odd win each run.
>>542533161>>542533240>>542533480I was afraid of this, looks like I'm heading to Group B finals unless Shiraoki-sama comes through for me.Does it ever get any better? At least with CM1/2 the required skills weren't as hard to get but fronts need so many things to go right even before stats/aptitudes. Or maybe it's just a sprint/mile thing, idk.
>>542534293You can get firm from King Halo which is a much better card
>>542534208Pokke childhood friend when?
>>542534207dykes
>>542533914I'm winning with my pacer right nyow
>>542534140because building a proper CM3 winner is harder than CM1/2 where if procced your recoveries, you win. >fronts need lots of skills to get to the first and then keep first in order to proc their win condition of angling and scheming>lates need excellent positioning and lots of accel skills in order to gamble and go turbo and reach first when the final leg starts
>>542534357I would
new thread now
>>542529156I liked CM2 because Golshi basically auto-won every match for me.
>>542534293Her events are strong too with Charming, mood up, energy up, and the power stat stick is good. I'm glad I got her as MLB since I don't have Halo
>>542534140CM1 is bad, CM2 is good>you're hereCM1, CM2 were bad, CM3 is goodCM1, CM2, CM3 were bad, CM4 is goodCM1, CM2, CM3, CM4 were bad, CM5 is goodCM1, CM2, CM3, CM4, CM5 were bad, CM6 is good
>>542534523>>542534594>>542534594>>542534594
I fucking love the welfare Brian card bros>Hint level 4>Good greens, medium corners and straights>Decent eventsShame she didn't get groundwork, could have been a really good ace otherwise.
>>542533602this but Sky
>>542534497>lates need excellent positioning>If there's 1 front, your mid-race velocity skills put you into 5th+ too early>If there's 6 fronts+pacers total, you are never hitting pumpWhat lates need is lobby RNG
>>542534208I think it's less a "misunderstanding" and more each version of a character just being different in this franchise. Anime Spechud is not Starting Gate Spechud is not game Spechud, for example, but they all iterate on the same fundamental design & ideas. Similar thing with BNE Tachy, but people don't realize it and keep expecting game Tachy to act like movie Tachy.
>>542533914ervery race is frontgod turf from now on lil bro
>>542534357These...are fillies and colts...
>>542534208>>542534687Both of you are fake Tachy fans
>>542534687That's definitely part of it, but it feels weird to see people look at Tachyon as some kind of super cool hype moments Uma when even in BNE she's a sperg.
>>542534140>>542534497It felt much easier to get the Speed + Power + gambling skills for CM3 than it was to get max Speed + high stam + 2 gold recoveries + high Power + accels for CM1/2
>>542529843bumping this
>some random horse busts into my lab spins my me around and "fist bump bro">hmm...>let's start spiking her drinks with random chemicals since she had some shiny crystals in her eyes
>>542533309So that's why that club is named Mambo