>>542455347>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/>exam tourneyhttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Zwcy7KjR3KW9Z32mcmoIol-bb2NTShq9oc25idDbhkg>registrationhttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/1HWSHp53xNg-zvzTT6DIGXxv48anWV7_a8LDP0r3DM-Q>arts and crafts tourneyhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/16aX8LpawZEfofV0gn-Au2kIrXNYKe8MTp1M8RfmyE18/edit?usp=sharing>registration (until November 6th)https://forms.gle/H9vM46AnCQqFkr4b6>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1GOhEYXLbWSzwdx5XWcGVRb4TH92eZ2Q0duYCqfLjUrM/edit?usp=sharing
https://youtu.be/d5yuenxmjYU
punch nodoka in the face
RIP /mjg/He never scored.
>>542544016>bocchi the mahjong
>>542544119horsies!
cmon /mjg/ bros top 32 is reachable...
I'm at work
>>542544119
>>542544145I'm surprised we don't have any Nodonker mainsI can only think of one anon that did use her and he hasn't in a while
>>542545320Saki collab was 7 years ago, no anon from that time is still with us.
>>542545320There is a nodoka anon still here. He plays every league at least
Holy finally, tsuuiisou in yonma.I'm a retard. I could've gone for a double, because I discarded two haku instead of two pei, but my mind was so full of tsuuiisou I realized it only like 10 minutes afterwards. I'm still happy though.
>>542546434>two haku instead of two peiObviously the other way around, I'm still feeling the aftershock.
>anon that got got chiihou and finished a big score got negative in his 2nd game>(A * B)
>>542547383morikawaayako-6.png
>>542547383what was his name?
QUEUE
>>542547383ohnonononohahahahaha
>>542548871It's negative EV for me to queue the rest of my games
>Online: 6queue pls
The homework situation is CRAZY
I am going to stop queueing, and a game will start within 2 minutes of me leaving. Just like last time.
>>542550305Okay hes gone guys, we can queue
odds queue for math tourneyevens try again at round 30 play something else
Mahjong!
>3I'll continue watching Columbo and call it a day.
>>542545320I would've felt obligated to main Nodoka but her emotes are so bad. I became a character-hopping whale instead.I just can't main someone with F-tier emotes.
>wake up>eat>coom my brains out>eat>coom my brains out>go sleep>repeat until death
>wake up>turn alarm off >go back to bed >wake up again >post amaekoromo-0.png>go to work
>online: 6
>>542552801I'm spectating.
uhhh Saintbros?
>>542552923>adept S+expose this botter
>>542552923>>542552996nvm it's a 3 hand game lel
doko
>>542552923collusion?
>>542553731Oh absolutely dead to rights
>>542553731reset and go next probably
>>542553731100% collusion
>>542554293time's running out
https://youtu.be/mEC6PM97IRI
These two tourneys are cursed
WWYD best 3 no limit tourney format no significant streak at risk.
Koito big win
>>542554465>people giving every possible piece of personal information to the antichrist of their own volition every single day>"yeah, but, you know, there's this new magic camera, it sees you when you goon"just shut up already
>>542553731Report them unironically
>>542555747Just shove.
>>542555848Tell me all the ways the antichrist is attacking us on a daily basis, I want to fight it.
>>542555806
>>542555747The wait is 5-8p, I fold with 5s
>>542556394>4k>240x240
>>5425557472s
>>542556613
What a week, huh?
>>542556289The antichrist wants you to become a slave to your own desires, trading all the potential you have to do any constructive work for cheap dopamine shots. Do the opposite, learn to appreciate how satisfied you can be from achieving something.
>>542557013What if my achievements are derived from making other people slaves of their own desires?
>>542555747Push, dealer dora 2 ryanmen isn't worth giving up in this format
>>542557106Then you're in league with him, because this is basically how the antichrist works.
>>542555747He has a whale riichi stick, this is a guaranteed deal in. Try to mawashi back into tenpai by cutting 2s-1s.
>>542551591Joke's on you, I was merely pretending to go to sleep. I knew you shmucks would start q'ing.
I'm the antichris.
>>542557162also ittsu takame, for me that's a no-brainer push
>>542557193So what am I supposed to do?If I don't achieve something I'm a slave.If I do achieve something I desire I'm the antichrist.No third option exists either. Now what?
I will defeat this brutish gamer. En garde, Hibikek. Thy punishment is at hand.
>>542553731Of course, it's a tohsaka.
>>542557506luv me ichihime
Antireddit more like
>>542557948That's a Yuzu dealing in on purpose.
>>542557658Mmmmh... maybe tomorrow. It's getting late here.
Owari da...
>>542558232The 3p ((fold)) doesn't make any sense either, nyagger's hand reeks of honitsu, 9m and the witch would be in tenapi.
it's raining heavily outside, I missed this outstanding comfiness
>>542558659https://youtu.be/K05fpPhafw8?si=HkWV77V9R2Jjd_8-
>>542558659no it's not
>>542555747tsumogiri for shit and giggles
Everyone that isn't on my friendlist is either a newfag or a nigger.
>>542555747>>542557575the thought was that pushing 0p against that would make the two fold too hard, but expertkek doesnt afraid of Anything.>>542556429madness.
>>542559245Got the wrong suit, close enough.
>>542559245I don't care if the other two fold, it's a fight between me and the riichi guy anyway.
>>542559245You would have won if you were a pussy and forced a wait on 4p.
>only 1 anon in the top 32It is over.
>>542555747Show us the mortal analysis of this push.
>>542560104Most honest community in the west.
>>542560104And he's not a cheater this time, truly /mjg/'s last hope
StrongestCommunityintheWest
>>542560104There's at least 3, the brown rage quitter fell out though
>>542561918>StrongestCommunityintheWest
stop The Count
#StopTheCynthia
Kirin Steve bros, they don't even know he's an anon...
>>542562340hidoi yo
>>542562018I only recognize one of them up there.
>snake slut is literally topless in her alt outfitwhy is frank riichi city influencing majsoul?
>>542562748L*****s****Nihongo snake
>>542562537>kirin "steve">doesn't even play steve
>>542562990He won the title with Steve thoughbeit, so he has been claimed by the Steve cabal
>get cucked out of first by baiman tsumo first game today>ippatsu suuankou E1 on my dealer turn. It's over for me.
>>542563589EHEEE
Uh oh.
>>542563589nyagger
>>542563984>dim hand
>>542564813You can't discard the tile you just called.
>>542565000Says who?
#DoCryCynthia
Majsoul Friends Room 86292(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=86292Regular room
>>542563589>he killed Hoshino just to give up
>>5425651532/4Forgot image
https://mangaplus.shueisha.co.jp/viewer/1027092Mahjong
>>542565153>>542565415Still 2/4
>>5425651533/4
>first game after a star up>3rd place>+0I'll take it
>>542566441>+0are you an adept 2
>>542566441It's impossible to get +0
>>542566505>>542566513You can get 30k as third and get around +0
>>542566505>>542566513I'm Novice 3
>>542566505>>542566513tonpuu
You can't lose rank points as novice
>>542565153>started
>>542566513happens all the time in sanma
>>542566812
>>542566513
>>542566812>>542566924Not a real game mode
Is gintama good
no
yes
maybe
I don't know
perchance
if you like toilet joke
ask the magic conch
You're not the TO of league now You're not the TO of league now You're not the TO of league now and you're not so kringe
alright gonna queue a ranked lets go
>>542568001perchancehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zB3P_l6TPQ
Bravo burkgerkeks
>>542568665
>>542568686""""""funny""""""
they didnt actually make the cutoff be only 32 people with such a luckshitter format, right?
>>542566513>>542566505Do you never play ranked or just enjoy lying? 3rd is ±0 placement bonus everywhere until you reach Celestial, so getting 0 rank points total is just a question of being 3rd with ~30k points, which is perfectly feasible.
What is the minimum amount of games i need to play for the underground secret tourney?
>need a single 1st to qualify>under 20k>first dealer turn goneTell me coach, what are the odds?
>>542569252For you? 0
>>542569252
So hags won the tourney. Right? I want us on the front page, maido!
>>542569183Show me +0 in a jade hanchan right now.
>>542570237
I posted in another board, but you'll never find me, Yui slut.
>>542570648Nice photoshop
>>542569291>>542569380BUT COACHIT'S S4 WE'RE SO CLOSE
>>542570706it was /hm/
>>542570706it was /trash/
>>542544016You're not even close to tenpai.
>actually got in top 32 30 mins before qualifiers endedwe're so back /mjg/ bros
>>542570805Your haipai is trash
>>542571143you pushed an anon out
>>542571143steve is so kool!
>>542570850>>542570904No
>>5425713734han
>>542571317and the steve kirin anon is about to die too wtf
I spent the entire day gooning and forgot to queue the math tourney
>>542571689Since no one's queuing you know what to do
>>542571829Oh okay, back to it then.
When did kana anon get to 17th
That Gintoki pic in the daily sign-in screen is extremely sexual and arousing.
>>542565153ggs
>>542565153GG, bros! thanks for hsoting!
Imagine playing 20 hanchans to not qualify
>>542572016I know what you mean. The casual glance, those strong forearms, his delectable pecs... makes me feel some type of way...
6 months of summer over. now time for 6 months of winter
fuck makanitpicking loose honors on first discard and being a hater on hands I win doesn't help me
owari da
any cutoff predictions for the math tourney?
>>5425728374000 uma
We still fight!
>>542572837It'll be the only 8 folks who finish their games
>>542572909Reed da rools, you just get -1 for every unplayed game
>>542572884
STOP THE COUNT
Kill all the Steves that aren't me so I can get the monopoly on my waifu.
I can't think of anything to make for the A&C tourney
>>542573719I'm making eggs
>>542573792Kagurabros...
>>542573719you can crossplay
>>542573719Draw a short comic about the Sprouts council and give all the Sprouts different personalities and visual quirks and make them discuss about something that concerns all Sprouts.
In queue for math tourney
>>542573792>Sadaharu made it but not Kagura
>>542573939
>>542573792Man why couldn't the fate collab have outfits like this
>>542573792is the nyagger included?
>>542574016>online 2I don't believe you
Fuck I was this close to qualifying, but got ronned out of my first place in the last round. I only needed one more first place.
>online 1what killed gimmick tournaments
>>542573792yjk
>>542574627the gimmick
>>542574627-1 is better than playing my remaining game
>>542574627I haven tbeen able to get a burger hours match since the tourney opened
>>542573792Gintoki, toki.
>>542573792Cute nyagger.
>>542574627the official meme tourney
>>542574627gimmick to not win always mistake
>>542573792imagine being bullied by Ichihime
>>542573792Elizabethbros we're gonna make it
>>542562537>Kiringe Steve
big anus
>>542489325>would have made it into top 32 with 102 points minimum had I won this
I messed one of the only important games for my math tourney formula.
>not animatedwhat went wrong?
>>542575602Do people actually care about Elizabeth? Isn't she just a joke character?
yeah I'm rolling for all four and buying all four skins
>cutoff exactly 3 digits
>>542576842>wrongMost of the animated skins are just them wriggling around unnaturally anyways. A bit like Jane here.
evens queue for mathodds grinch
>>542577754reroll for anon
>>542577847it didn't matter anyway
I made delicious semolina with milk.
I made delicious semen with milk.
I made a poop with milk
>>542576884This is a comedy manga.
>>542576741Just tell TO you grinched that specific game so you get -1 for it.
>>542544119I can hardly understand what she's saying. God, I hate this "cutesy" voice.
>>542556613The "k" stands for "Koito"
>>542578515>semolinaHey I know that one! It's the flour for pasta!
Koito means Love TO
>>542579486ZETTAITORENAI
>>542573792>>542577047hannafy it
SSi RoK Go 2
TO love ru
>>542579039I think it's a combination of being ESL and trying to emulate the cute voice that really makes it hard to decipherat least I think she's ESL...
>>542579874TLR collabLalaMomoNemesisGolden DarknessYui
>>542572808Stop paying attention to the honortism and skip to the diffs that actually matter.If you’re fixated on the grades just know that a 48 vs 52 choice essentially has no impact.
>>542579039>>542580121Anons are you actually retarded? I can understand her just fine.
>>542580761she speaks with a slight lisp and nonstandard intonation patterns
>>542544119is this AI voiceover or just good editing?
The Erasure of Ms. Pac-Man
This is what you retards get for watching the videos of other cynthia-posters instead of mine. Perish in ESL hell.
I ran out of Greek Yogurt so I used a melted ice cream bar to mix my protein powder in and it was miserable... Mahjong
Stiletto Snakes: delivering deadly venom without ever biting cynthia-7.png
>>542580498not playing unless you include kotegawa
Remember when Cynthia wasn't a laughing stock
>>542582808No
Welcome @S*** to Hololive Armpit! Please read and react to the post in @rules to gain access to other channels!aiharamai-0.png
>>542582831Me neither
>>542544119>Chinese footbindingI forgot this actually existed jfc.
murakami deranking stream with nina https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Idd04RmLyxQ
>>542582870
>>542582831I'm sorry, WHO are you?
>>542576884Elizabeth is my joke character
Impressive. 80 Series Toyota Land Cruiser 1FZ Engine Teardown at 343K Miles. From the #goldenera
>>542583234That's sheentia's best friend who has sex with joseph behind her back
>>542583234You wouldn't know me
>>542583234She's the soup lady
>>542583505I think that's the other red hag.
NO SOUP FOR YOU
Then I shall make soup with the blood of my enemies!
>>542583749>other red hagWho??
>neglected by steve again
Then I shall make soup with the Lily of my Kitahara!
b-BWEEEEEEH
Kagura singing compilation (Gintama) cynthia-7.png
>steve and cynthia spamShit thread, let me fix it real quick
>>542584108#CynthiaDon'tCry
cute and canon mjs ships>a37 x reina>cynthia x joseph>me x kaavi>kaguyahime x fat ugly bastardsAnyone else I'm missing?
>>542584105
>>542584306>haruna x /mjg/ pedophiles
>>542584306>steve x lily
>>542583960panther cock
>>542584306>'biki x me>'biki x that one other anon
>>542584306>o x f
I got /mjg/'s only nun mad enough to remove me from friends
>chihori x childless spinsterhood
>>542584580She's not red thoughbeit
>>542584662Don't worry, she has 20 trillion more Steves in DMs taking care of her for you.
>hunter x hunter
>"east only" game>it extends for so long past south 2 that I have to actively feed somebody their ron tiles just to get the fuck out of it>up until that point I was +-0 the whole game
>>542584306>akochan x fat ugly bastards (wealthy)
Grim reminder that reaching M1 is in fact finishing the tutorial and everyone below isn't even a real riichi mahjong player.
>>542585215>M1Maybe back in 2021. The cutoff is S2 now.
>>542584306>ichihime x reddit
>take 1000+ hours for the tutorial>still suck at the game
Hana is a whore.
>>542585784#KodomerDon'tKry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZTFOz9L4lw
When you think about it, /mjg/ is the first lifestyle thread. Literally everything about your life, or interests, or state of the world, is considered on-topic. You don't need another forum after /mjg/.
>>542586765Life is a game of mahjong, so it's only fair.
Smiling Friends S03E02 Voyage Incroyable Monsieur Grenouile 720p HDTV AAC2 264cynthia-7.png
>>542586149>most basic and elementary decisions possiblePlease don't tell me someone finds these helpful, they aren't.
>>542587381another episode already? i'm going to wcoflix.tv
>>542587381It wasn't that great. It started strong, but they're really overdoing the whole "real life guy appearing in cartoon" gag. Also the bug asking for tech support just wasn't funny.
>>542587636Spot on, mahjong.
this is a rick and morty general
>watch video>like it>use yt.-dlp to download>error 404 can't find videoI hate this shit
>>542587707you mean a cool autistic gamer 774 general
/mjg/ - anything but Mahjong general
>>542587746you need to updoot
The cutoff will always be 4d R1800
>>542587873what's updoot?
>>542587746why would you need to download a youtube video and waste harddrive spaceyou already have a constant internet connection
>>542587924update
>>542587924nothing much, how about you
>>542587926Firstly, it isn't from yt. Second, I won't wait until it gets removed for whatever reason.>>542587986I will rape you if this doesnt solve the problem.
TeraHAGi ChiHAGri
>>542588145Hags won.
>>542587869We HATE Mahjong here!
two 3rds for murakami where's the 4th
>>542587873>>542587986Prepare your anus! It gives an new error. Before it detected the format, but couldn't find the video. Now it doesnt detect the format correctly. It skip them.
>>542588489
I hate hannah so much it's unreal
>>542588527
Who should I work on bonding as f2p next?Koito-sama, Drunk, Fake bnuuy or Rhino?If I roll Gintoki I'll forget about everyone else (but I doubt I'm getting him with 9 scrolls)
Choose well who you will go for. 100% sure the granny rigged the gacha.
>steve anon survived the cut https://x.com/MahjongSoul_EN/status/1977975092186615984
>>542588919niko niko won't what?
math tournament doko
>>542588919>3 representativesStrongest west group!
QUEUE QUEUE QQQQQQQQQQQQDO YOU WANNA GET FED A MILLION POINTS???
>>542587926>haha, nothing ever disappears from the internet, just keep everything in cloud(tm), why would you hoard anything? just use streaming servicesi hate your kind so much it's unreal
>>542588919The only one with actual real odds of winning is the Fu Ji anon, but he's going to be devoured by discord saints.
>>542588919If I didn't work today, I would have kill of some of those guys and ruin their run, but I chose to be a good wagie.
That one zura joke that's repeated 12 thousand times? Never gets old.
>>542589143and yet, you play mahjong soul, which requires an internet connection all the time and can be shut down by the chinese government at the drop of a hat
>>542586765>firstI think this is the case for any general that hovers in the sweet spot between 100-150 regularsbig enough to find someone who shares your niche but small enough to avoid community-shattering rifts
>>542589298You are very smart
>>542589291DORA JANAI KATSURA DA
>>542589291This, but unironically!
>>542589291Zura janai, Steve da!!
QUEUE FOR THE MATH TOURNEY!!!!!
>>542589291ZURA KAYOOOO
>>542589291just like our jokes frfr
>>542589291true true
>>542589376Steve janai, Frank da!!
>>542589291 Riichi ja nai, Katsura da!
>>542589298what is your point even
QUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
hmm nyo
>>542588919>we couldn't stop TheCount
>>542588919Lol this the guy one anon complained rage quitted his match two rounds ago because he said>this is a guy that won a tourney and alt f4d after dealing into an ippatsu
3/4 math nerds
>>5425898360.75
>>542589960roger
>>542589960wrong
admit it, you're gonna roll for Gintoki/Kagura's parasol, don't you?
>>542589960yagooey the calculator
>>542544016
look between the tab and w buttons on your keyboardDO IT NOW
pon dabe!
I refuse.
>>542590235I'm not eating those breadcrumbs.
Is Hanner from Kansai?
>>542590090Hmmmm...nyo.
I'm waiting for the Hunter x Hunter collab.
math tournament needs you
>aru fujosLet me have sex with you.
Want to rolll but don't care about/like the collab
is literally no one playing the math tourneywhat the fuck
>>542588919Alexbros...
>>542590090>Kagura's parasolyou know it's going to be Shinpachi, the joke is too good to pass up
I will queue for the math tourney in 10 minutes (when my boss goes for lunch).
>>542590569samei just want to feel the thrill, it's a shame it's gintama of all things
>>542590572Hard to queue when the chances of having to play a 2 hour hanchan are significantly higher
A game has started.
Let's make it a 10 hours hanchan, I want to see triple digits honba
See you in 2 hours.
>>542590338I believe her dialect is called Tsugaru-ben, which is spoken in the north of Touhoku.
>>542591404I'm ending this hanchan with no honba
>>542591035NOOOOO
We're already in east 4....
>>542588919>20
>>542591418>Hanner speaks the hardest dialect in nipponland
>>542591418Huh?? She's a Touhou character?
>online 8Could we get a second game?
>>542591539is the emote called illya-11 because she's 11?
>>542591539He's.....ALIVE?!?!?! But how?
>>542591757Different name.
My hillbilly wife Hanner.
Total furnigger death
>>542592225based based based
Consensually making mutant babies with Hanner!
This Restaurant for Gamers Wasted $44,981,534 cynthia-7.png
THAT'S RIGHT, COCKSUCKERGO BACK TO JADE ROOM
I think rage alt f4ing is based
year of the horse is going to be disastrous for the mjs community
>>542592864I'm coming for you, Cynthia.
>>542592864UUUUuuuuu Umadacchi!
I'm dead, I can't qualify for the math tournament anymore
>>542593495not a valid excuse, get your ass to class
>>542591418I tried looking that up and these people sound nothing like my Hanner
>anon is at -9399492752595.3 uma
u mama
>>542593957Ui mama
>>542594068/JONG/
>skipping ippatsu dora ron on mikos
>>542594351Anons have currently skipped 5 yakumen rons in this tourney
>>542594470Gimmick tourneys cause great damage to the human spirit without a single benefit.
Where is Fall League?
YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY I JUST CAN'T SLEEPI'M SO EXCITED, I'M IN TOO DEEPCRAZY, BUT IT FEELS ALRIGHTBABY THINKING OF YOU KEEPS ME UP ALL NIGHT
What compelled someone to create such abhorrent gimmick?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LE8jWuOEYkadult kagura in the collab
>>542595154Collab? More like co(pe)lab!
>>542595154>tfw 10 years have passed>I'm exactly the same character I was 10 years ago but slightly weaker, actually>meanwhile everyone else is getting mad upgrades, level ups, evolutions and all those thingsFeels bad
>>542595154The jumpcuts in this video really mess with my brain. Are zoomers really unable to handle the 0.5 seconds of no one speaking between lines of dialogue?
>>542596145it's to avoid copyright, if I recall correctly you can only have 3 seconds per clip without a cut or you get marked
>>542596145it's to avoid copyright
>>542573792>all the world's a table
>>542596145>boomer doesn't know you cannot watch "anime episode part 3/4" on youtube anymore
>>542577047>outfit name written like an episode titlesoul (silver)
>>542573792I don't understand
>>542577047Will displaying blood in your ingame icon be meta for playing against squeamish people?
>>542589070I only see 2 and Wuxia
>>542573792>All A the Table World's
>>542588489>>542587746I think this might be related to youtube rolling out SABR-only formats (their own proprietary format that yt-dlp and other alternative clients can't read yet because it hasn't been reverse-engineered). Not all videos will error out, but more and more will.For the time being, you can use a command-line argument to circumvent the problem by forcing the android TV streams or something like that. I forgot, so you'll have to google it yourself.mahjong
>>542596808--extractor-args "youtube:player-client=default,mweb"
>>542596986no, wait, i'm retarded, it's now--extractor-args "youtube:player-client=tv_embedded"try both
Hackermans.
>>542597065That's the one I remember.
42 games of mahjong
>>542597272Was it fun?
>>542597405It's not me, but looking at the people who didn't qualify despite their efforts while yuzu played 3 games and is top 5 is pretty fun
what's the explanation for why suji pairs come easier for chiitoi?
>>542597605schizophrenia
>>542597272playing for ungodly hours straight must be having delirious and broken mind by now.
Is it normal to feel the urge to rape when looking at this?
heyyy cuties
>>542597649oh... I thought there was an actual reasoning since I saw anons mentioning it a couple times lately
>>542597605If you've got a pair it's slightly more likely someone or two has the ryanmen inbetween them, so it's also slightly more likely that the suji is in the wallThe probability is negligibly higher
>>542597856It’s a signature schizo theory from the chiitoi master Tsuchida.
>>542597856>since I saw anons mentioning it a couple timeswhen
Tsuchida would unironically be a looper. You know I'm right.
>>542598319He'd adapt to the meta, make it to celestial, then only post bait wwyds in the thread, all chiitoi related, making fun of digikeks for picking wrong
>>542598251the answer to this wwyd
I got 3 lbs of sunflower seeds
>>542598504Isn't that too many seeds? You'll end up as a Xenia.
>>542598504Nice, I'll bring the beer
>>542596808Also relatedhttps://github.com/yt-dlp/yt-dlp/issues/14404>having to install node.js or an equivalent to download videosi hate google
>>542598504Salted ones?
>>542597559>celestialkeks getting filtered out>random retards luckshitting passingTruly the most skilled format
I got 7 seeds to plant inside of me
>>542598607It's okay I'm already on my way>>542598619Thank you Xenia you aren't actually that fat>>542598828Yes
>>542598920In springtime I grew a magic song
>>542598920I haven't watched the new spice and wolf..
FOX SEX WHEN?
>>542597605Do you understand Japanese? This video is about that https://youtu.be/aIssC5E5JQQ
>>542598492But Uzaku doesn't support chiitoi here?
>>542599339I don't think it's anything special, just like the original anime. Listen to the soundtrack though since it's still amazing. Spice and Wolf just doesn't work that well in anime format. There's so much of Lawrence's character and other narrative beats you miss out on if you don't read the books. And it's just not as interesting without that.
>>542599339it's crazy how you barely see any discussions about the remake when the original run was so popular, though idk what changed since I didn't bother with it too
>>542596508Consider yourself owned.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnYlOiUPLPU&list=PLcFHvsSFbZACP-onqOcuhubbJZgYEcCKy
>>542599941>18 years ago
>>542600039christ that's older than some people here
Not being an American, I haven't seen a lot of shit 4chan considers to be classics and have seen enough shit that's too obscure for negroes here.Frankly I wouldn't want to talk about shit like Three Musketeers with reverse-trap Aramis because modern 4chan would just screech about trannies.Mahjong.
>>542599743>>542599339it was good and included content from the so waited S3 but I guess it was more of a meme to wait for a S3 than actual interest to watch it, most likely the anons who watched it back in the day aren't into anime anymoreimagine if Haruhi got a new season nowadays, it wouldn't be that popular
kamichama karin 1 1/3
>>542544016Supreme Duelist
>>542599941>18 years agobabby modehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWQkKPlNNBo&list=PLB409883477688BD7>>542600127I could always just read the books if I want to see Lawrence get cockblocked by Col
>>542600103>and have seen enough shit that's too obscure for negroes herethat's also me when anons said I must be an elitist /a/utist because I watched artsy anime from 2000s and 2010s nobody remembers anymore
>>542598357all uglies
>>542597605happened to me on my last chiitoi tsumo, 3m pair and waiting for 6m, but I was trying to get suuanko in the first place with 5m triplet, but once I got a pair of chun, it's all over for me. I didn't even riichi because I didn't believe I'd get it.
>>542599139I looked at the world through Apple Eyes(tm)
The coolest trophy one could win in a tournament.
>>542600331>Rizelmine>Remember we won't have Kagura in the collabWhy are you doing that?
>>542599565Irrelevant. The original conversation was an Anon saying "they'd better not fucking go for chiitoi by discarding X" (paraphrased) and then the resulting discussion was about how Anon got it wrong, Tsuchida wouldn't discard X if he wanted chiitoi. I forget which one Anon said. 5s or something I guess while Tsuchida would discard 8s because he hates triple suji.
>>542601675Everyone said 8s is best chiitoi
>>542586149I'm definitely not as good as Yuusei but I'm not sure I buy this explanationEven if you cut 1p here, you're still stuck with having to push another musuji afterwards if no new safe tiles pop up. Two-chance feels like more of a meme than suji toitsu too. Plus, if you cut 8m here, it's far easier on the brain in the 20 seconds they give you in rankedNAGA and Mortal might agree with the 1p cut, but both bots are really aggressive and it feels more like they want to push rather than 1p as folding. It's not like the bots are perfect either, in particular when it comes to defense and reading hands
>>542599941>part 3/4>1/3Not so fast, retard.
GLORIOUS DAY
GLORIOUS DAY>>542602716You're too early!
>>542599493>8mon the ippatsu turn i'd prefer the absolute safest tile instead of random inner musujiand it doesn't destroy my hand completelydodge one mangan and that's enough for me>NAGA and Mortal might agree with the 1p cut, but both bots are really aggressivethey're really not aggressivewhat else can you do with a hand that has zero safety? they are simply out of options
>>542599941>ye olde mahoshojoslopI had forgotten how much I disliked old anime that was popular on /a/.
>>542602237>>542602792don't ask how i misquoted this
>>542603089Your mind on fox sex mode.
>>542603007
>He watches M-League every day>His Mahjong never improvedStop wasting your time
>>542603337playing like a m leaguer in jade probably deranks you
I just installed Riichi City. I want to practice and play against bots. How do I do that?
>>542603458queue ranked
>>542603458Play ranked
>>542603458Create a friend match and add bots.
my name is genta and i love to damafag
>>542603483>>542603492Okay, I queued it.. "4P STAR Hanchan", but there's just a timer that says "Finding match". I don't want to play with people, just bots.
>>542603458Ranked.
>>542603458There's an owl icon to the left, you can play against mortal, but it costs the resource you use to review games
>>542603458Just play ranked
>>5426027922 and 8 aren't really inner tiles, they're marginally safer than 3-7 middle tiles>and it doesn't destroy my hand completelyCutting 8m sets you back to 2-shanten, the exact same as dropping 12p>the absolute safest tileUnless I missed something, he doesn't go over the % chance of deal in for two-chance, only that sobaten isn't necessarily likely for early riichi. You also have to combine the total chance of dealing in with 12p as a whole vs just cutting 8m over two turns
>>542603753Don't worry, you'll be matched up with bots since rc has no plyerbase.
>>542603458On the left side, click on the Mahjong Academy icon with an owl, then click on Practice Match
>>542602237>Mjg think he know betterNgmi
>>542604086Frankly speaking, I'm only saying this because Shibukawa recommended dropping pairs, and I trust Shibukawa more than Yuusei
>tried to check out /a/ after like 15 years because anon the other day was sperging about shonenspics and today anon reminded me of the board>check a bunch of threads >full of ESLs that can't carry a conversation or understand what they are even talking aboutHow did it get so bad?
>>542604396ESLs rule this site
>>542604396You found real human beings? Pretty rare nowadays on /a/.
Can /mjg/ carry a conversation?Hello Anon, how are you doing today?
>>542604396>>full of ESLs that can't carry a conversation or understand what they are even talking aboutLiterally /mjg/
i am drowning in the yami
>>542604736BWEEEEHBWEEEEEHBWEEHH
>>542604804#CynthiaDon'tCry
HIRO pulls pretty good faces
>>542604804#SheeptyaDon'tCry
>>542604396Here's the answer: there's a spic with his friends from Discord who spam /a/ almost 24/7 with garbage threads that he saw from social media and repost bullshit. It's impossible for him to get banned because he's a phoneposter. Also his favorite threads to make are Steins;Gate and Fate-related stuff.I wish him death, seriously. I can't believe he's been doing this for years, fucking schizo I tell ya.
>>542603458There's basically two ways1. Create custom game -> Friend match -> Edit rules as desired -> Create and then fill up the slots with AI players.2. Mahjong Academy -> Practice Match -> Select whether you want 4p or Sanma -> Select Easy, Normal, Hard AI. Selecting Hard AI consumes a wisdom crystal per match.
#CynthiaDoCry
>>542604983C-can I?
>>542605071Full power, to the max.
this no longer looks like a real emote
>>542605212what the fuck is that
>cat rons a 2k point open hand on south 4>immediately ends with him in 4thwhat was his end game?
>>542604940I actually believe you.I think I won't check out /a/ ever again in my life.
What was red hag's impact on /mjg/?
>>542605247Before the bwehening
>>542604736Ohnononono how-do-you-do-bros, not like this! I'm-well-chads, it's so over!
>>542605406Soup!
>>542605406People found their love for hearty soup.
>>542605358It's the tragedy of anonymous forum usage, all it takes is one determined NEET retard to ruin it for everyoneYou just gotta find the right threads that somehow go unsullied
>>542605423Chop wood, carry water. After the Bwehening, Chop wood, carry.
Before bweh, chop wood, carry water.After bweh, chop wood, carry water.
>>542604736YOOO HOOOOOOO MIKOTROON, I CRAVE BLOOD TODAY
>>542605551I haven't been to /a/ in 2 years but back then the translator threads were still manageable>inb4 the mods also delete scanlation threads on sight now like they did with /djt/
>>542605551Why specifically NEET?
>>542605581>>542605569
>>542605670It's usually NEETs that do that shit, let's be real NEETbro.
>>542605670Because only an unemployable spastic NEET fucking parasite would think that spending all day trolling internet forums for years on end is a good investment of their limited time on this earth Words cannot accurately express how contemptable I find these degenerates
>>542604940Anything resembling a general on this site gets taken over by one or two dedicated schizo 3rd worlder NEETs so they can post their shitty rituals and Twitter bait for 5+ years straight
>>542605858>schizo 3rd worlder NEETsT-TO?
>>542605848But you would still love a NEET that provided good OCs and other online projects, right anon?You don't hate all NEETs, right anyon...?Some are NEETters, but some are NEETtas, right?
>>542604738Sorry, I was born this way.
I do not waste my limited time on this earth on contemptable activities such as bothering anon
>>542603483>>542603492
>>542606034we love kokoNEETswe love OCNEETswe love funpostNEETs
>>542606034Some NEETs are good NEETs, most are terrible peopleIt comes with the territory, kind of like the homeless, they're homeless for a reason most of the time.
i'm pretty sure our favorite anons are all NEETs
Oh no no, shotakeks?
>>542605212Is that the original?
>>542605406absolutely nothing
I've been a NEET for a week now
>>542606658I remember when you could rile up /jp/ with posts like this.
>>542606726what
>>542605406Nothing.I bet most Anons even forgot she got an outfit.
>>542606809>you are not a true NEET if you left your house within the last 6 months, or did anything productive in the last decadeor some shit like that, yes , they actually gatekept being a total loser
>>542606809There were people who took NEETdom very seriously and would get mad at fakeNEETs who would say things like that.
>>542606846Shan't forget.
>>542606902Sounds more like an inversion of that things alcoholics do>Oh I'm not an alcoholic, because that guy over there drinks a pint of vodka before he goes to bed every night, he's a real alcoholic
>>542606846why are hags allowed to be drawn as cute blobs
>>542606846I've grown to like her a lot after getting her but I don't have her skin sadly.
>>542606936Bit small, let me help you out
>>542607216
>>542606291Most people in general are terrible people, even if they have a good life.
>>542604736Thanks, you too.
Sometimes when I'm bored I check the archives to look at how anons reacted to jyanshi reveals in the past, and how they contrast with said jyanshi's /mjg/ lore/reputation nowadays.
hiro this year sarukawa
>>542606924>>542606902NEET for 14 years here.You anons are all welcome in my house, we can be NEETs together and play sanma.
>>542607416I have a bad life and I'm a terrible person
I uphold good values because I'm embarrassed my mother does not
Amae Koromo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iog8eM9JBv8
>>542608305You might joke but the best advice a 70yo teacher could give me in HS was that we learn by example and bad examples show us what path not to take. I would be a junkie under a bridge if I followed in my parents' footsteps.
>>542608394I disagree
4th place avoidance...
Hag supremacy.
>kills his dora suit honitsu haipai for some shitty handfuck this ass jets guy
>>542608582My dad was a junkie too
>>542605858>schizo 3rd worlder NEETI miss repoanon
>>542605858>your games general is taken hostage by some indian tranny slopposter
>the worst schizo spammer on all of 4chan comes from my country
>>542606936Moot?
>>542609421Who?
>>542609413hello canuck
>>542609413It's your fault he isn't dead yet!Get him!
>>542610005With this lineup, Taro is pretty much guaranteed to win.
>>542610005woman will luckshit
>>542610005tarou always looks like he just dealt into a double yakuman
ah kayamori got big negative last game, now she get the rigging
>>542609413Germanbro...
M League is going really fast today.
>>542611010>smart>beautiful>gorgeous>sexy>cute>good at mahjongHow does she do it?
>Tarou atoatozukeHoly chad play.
>>542611360It's her Chinese blood.
YUZU ON BIG TELLY
>>542611957
>Okada>good at mahjong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=541gKYzYAcU
>>542612071Do you even play mahjong?
>>542612071Which mleague team are you in?
>>542612120me on the right
Chiitoi chads win once more.
i STILL have no idea which mleague team im supposed to cheer for
>>542612857ass jets
>>542612857The ones that aren't winning or are the Pirates
>>542612519Pirates.>>542612857Pirates.
>>542612857Sakura Knights
>>542612857beast sex
>>542612953>>542612959>>542612995>>542613072>>542613156but why them?
>>542613224because beast sex
>>542612857Cutiehara is in Pirates so you cheer for PIrates.
>>542613224>>542612857>find player that is [literally you]>cheer for his team>find player that [you want to have sex with]>cheer for her team
>>542613156
>>542613285
>throw haku, give up on daisangen>draw another hakuass keks, please
>sucky
>>542611360Having sex with me
>>542611360plastic surgery
>>542614572why does he look like a goddamn corpse on TV
Pro Chefs Blind Taste Test Every Salsa | The Taste Panel | Epicurious
I'd try blind taste test too
TO here
>back-to-back rigged ippatsus
>>542615440queue doko
>>542615483noko
>>542615549wrong field
>>542604738lol our veteran commentators beg to differ
did hagi finally murder last season's interviewer?
/mjg/corehttps://youtu.be/2iZVvkxiGMY?si=rqLp6jXkEjDcNIQh
>ASS>JETS
>m-league done>no jongtama>no reason to play math tourneyWelp.
>>542617165are you celestial
>>542617165Time to work on your A&C!
I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO FOR A&C
>>542617334Ask grok
>>542617536>just went back 2 threads to find this song>come back and see it
>>542617748I'm in your walls.
I'm in your ass.
>>542617898what should i discard
>>542618061brap
>>542618261
PLATiNA :: LAB
gotta love the mandatory rank up lose streak
>>542609413ukrainebros, we can't catch a break
>>542620979senna of kyviv...
>>542609413crimea beach party never ever
I miss Hannah Yome
I miss when hannahs were scorned and driven out of polite society instead of being spammed all the time
I miss the toilet bowl
3/4
Hmm
>>542621418It's just one guy
4 online
It's THAT emote right?
Started
>>542622040Started
>>542604396Everyone knows the real answer is India. Sure SEAs have the exact same problem but Indians are just much more common.
How many Indians do we have?
>>542623031at least 2
Who is the best race of /mjg/ posters?
>>542623346jongers
>>542623346It's the jongers
>>542623346jongers used to ERP but now they are the ones translating books and actually discussing mahjong
>>542623346definitely not jongers, we hate vtubers here
>jongers
>>542622451Dash dash danna-sama!
https://jiggie.fun/VMEdqO
monday tongue day wet day, thirst day, freak day, sex day...every day is national orgasm dayare you coming??
>>542625501wj
https://jiggie.fun/5sCWuZ
Queue
Queue for the math tourney!
Jongtards lost.
Im at work
>>542623791so do jongers
jong mama
>>542622451
>>542628880Why am I supposed to go if I like vtubers..?
>>542629916Where*
>>542629916Both threads are just tsundere.We love ossan, Sio, Nina, Crow and Moco.
>>542629916IRC
>>542630057He was right the first time
>>542629916/mjg/
>>542629916the mental hospital
Why doesn't auto discard stay active between turns? No respect for gimmick tourneys... Intern-kun, please raise this to your superiors.
>>542631428There is a hospital for improving your mentaru?
>>542631428The first and last time I went to the mental hospital is the reason why I got my life together after being a NEET. Being around genuine insane people made me realize that I'm just a bitch for being sad. I'd have to interact with people who were in there for attempting to murder their entire family.
>>542627453wj
>>542627453well jigged
>>542631648just disconnect
>j*ggers
>>542632225That's disrespectful, I could never
>>542631958>people who were in there for attempting to murder their entire familyWhy did they put you with them? Did you try that too?
doko desuwa
Just hung out with a friend and it reminded me of all the lonely NEETs out there so a free huggie for all!
>>542632890your sugar daddy is not a friend
>>542632875Make a mail room.xenia-12.png
>>542633057What's mail room?
>>542633140
>>542616778I will now revisit the kumikyoku NND medleyshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tl4v9jf6zV4
odds rankedevens deadlock
>>542633140An artifact from a better time...
nini
>>542633140One of these.
>>542633485That's pretty cringe
>>542633607You're cringe.
>>542633485Oooh, you mean a postcard room!
https://youtu.be/l5CIDinQFcwmahjong
>high effort post is cringeAnd you ask why the general is in its current state
>>542633803Yui the kakek
Grapplers vs Strikers Room 68729(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=68729
>>542633857what state
>>542633916No one joined. Room closed
>>542633252jane-4.png
>>542633916Maybe if I knew what a grappler or striker was...
>>542634032Ohayo.
>>542633916...
08th ms team collab next year
>It's unironically negative EV for equations 3,5,7,8 and 9 to play their final games
>>542637025just get a 0
>>542637025no one is even queuing anymore
>>542636365>nigger
>>542637025just score between -.1 and -,9
math doko
>online: 1okay
>>542637025You have to play all 7 to qualify
>>542638229no you don't
>/mjg/ in charge of reading anything
>>542638273hahaha dumb retard
good thing it's a math tourney and not a reading tourney
>>542638569Not him but where does it say that you need to play 7 games to qualify?
>>542638606There were so many grammar mistakes last time I read the sheet, kek.
>>542638606I would lose. I just can't read properly
UPDATE THE SHEET ALREADY YOU DOGFUCKER.
>>542590139
>>542639058what's this emote supposed to convey
>>542638993
>>542632890I will cherish this huggie...
>>542638993>the one tourney where knowing what game your opponents are on matters>TO is sleeping on the job
>>542639619why'd you care about your opponents and not your own score
>>542639707I need to know whether they're aiming to win or lose.
TO here, since there seems to be some confusion, I'd like to clarify that you actually have to play all your 7 games. Update in the sheet will follow when I wake up. So feel free to start queuing if you want to complete your qualification games.
>>542640101so why would you put in something that says you'll get -1 for missing games if you actually have to play them? I guess I'm grinching then
>>542639843That should be abundantly clear within 1 or 2 turns
>>542640101No I don't.
>>542640101>any unfinished games will count as -1 on the formulaI'm taking my -1s
>>542639187Pretty girls are pretty
>>542640101Fake and gay. No meido emote = not TO.
>>542640210They might also need to get a mid score for the current game. Also knowing how many people are throwing right at the start helps.
>>542640101But you're already woken up
>>542640101>required to play 7 games>each game takes 4 hours eachYeah fuck you and your gimmick.
>>542640570I'm glad I forgot to sing up
im done. math exam is canceled. goobye.
heh /mjg/ guess what its time for WAR exam
>>542642060it's over i already fell for it and i won't be queueing
>>542642060I can't read, can you translate that to math
>never had a game with multiple negative playersDidn't really need to queue but well, time for mahjong.
If you're not TO, you can't legally say "TO here" so there's no such thing as a fake TO.
Online: 4
I go on the internet and tell lies
Who the fuck else do I have to impersonate to make you fags queue? Think of all the players that don't have a busted formula. Were we not the most compassionate community in the West?
More like meth tourney
>>542642984His remaining games don't have an opportunity to divide by zero
5 online
Online: 6
6
Started!
>>542643729>>542643729>>542643729
"It's a Conversation Starter"
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