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>>542592960You two....
Why does Uma JP have a separate thread?
>Maintok then
Nyooo... I thought I was finally free...
>raped in your dreams by uninyooooooooo
>>542592960
You guys up for predicting the Shuka Sho result?
>>542596764Sell me on the fillies running
What is the next released must have backliner unique to inherit, what will replace current Pump and Shooting?
>>542596860I think there's an Epi girl? Netkeiba shows best odds to a hors owned by fat man tho
>>542593285We are better than you globalbabbiesWe care ABOUT Keiba
>romantic warrior owner wants to defeat ebayan at the Saudi cup, issues a formal challenge
>>542596860Kamunyak, Black Tide x Bakushin BMS, pretty much a female Kitasan
>>542598031I'm honestly not surprised, his owner can be pretty petty at times(he's still petty about that Gold Cup vs G60 kek)In any case it depends on how the HKC goes, it's probably his last season anyways.
>>542598031>one hors proposed to another horsThat's romantic
>>542599171..... alright that's it Kaichou. Time for a coup
>>542599416I think you'll find that the emperor never strays far from her varangian guard.
>>542597737You guys should really move to /sp/ or /jp/ or something since whenever someone tries to talk about the game they never get replies. Fucking globals stumbling in here by accident or asking for future foresight get more (You)s than people trying to talk about Uma JP in the Uma JP thread. Makes me doubt that many of you even play this game.
>>542601058>says this during the dead week of story events + tachyon event where nothing of note is worth discussing
>>542602052>>542597538Even theorycrafting numas is more /vg/ than straight up keiba discussion.
>>542601058The fuck do you want us to talk about? New scenario drops, we poke around it for a week or two until it's figured out and that's it. We're not retarded enough to grind for A finals like you do, most of us have already burned out on the gameplay.
>>542602825>most of us have already burned out on the gameplayAh, so I was right. Thanks for confirming.
>>542598031Kino. We're heading into wrestling territory now.
>>542603024You're welcome, now go back to grinding your bullshit 50m quotas, you jobless cunt.
Will netkeiba broadcast the brit races this weekend? I assume they will do one for Caulfield
>>542601058People do talk about the game but mostly during new content or PvP event days.>>542602825Speak for yourself. We do grind for A finals. I myself have never finished below 2nd place A finals as a day 1 player.
>>542601058Then you can simply talk about the game instead of seething yourself with how no one does?
>>542601058>waah I can’t farm (you)s here!
>>542603682They usually only stream races with nip raiders.
>>542601058I'm sorry nobody replied to your posts about Ardan's story but you can't expect everyone to remember 1h+ stories from 3 years ago.
>>542601058Do you have any questions then? Even the pre-global threads were nothing but cafe sexo posting, AI umanko posting, and keiba posting. And personally, I would rather have keiba over the other two. It's just /uma/ culture at this point.Otherwise, we do whine about CMs and LoHs when they come out. We also talk about the newma's scenario for about 2-3 days and how close they tie to the RL horse.
Speaking of storyposting, story & (you)ma chart anon hasn't come back in a while.
>>542602646Theorycraft some newmas then, since the live is 4 days away.
>>542605106Oh, as expected. Thanks.
>542605160You tried this last thread>>542255783
>>542605408Admire Don please, I'm on my fucking knees Cykablyat games.
>Lucky 7Nice
>>542605348I've been busy building my team for the next CM, so the only new story I've read was Kraft and Espoir. If you guys have anything you want to add just say so, I'd really appreciate the help.
>>542605521I say that only because it's the only noteworthy gameplay related posts that went ignored. Anything else is gacha results, a guy having a bad run, and bouquet's SSR. None of which are really that interesting.
>>542605898Which ones are missing still?
>>542602646I want 21's Gen already
>>542605932You're trying to badmouth story posters and you know it. Piss off.
>>542605932I think it’s because everyone here talked about Ardan when she initially came out way back in 2022. It was a hot topic back then, but now it’s retread territory in 2025. She still holds steady in the top 5 most aggressive (you)mas ranking
Igniter to retire to stud dutyHe fought valiantly, I still remember his last year racesKinda crying now
>>542606134>but now it’s retread territory in 2025.Yeah there's pretty much nothing left to say at this point. And it's not like you can discuss where the story or her character will go next since it's already a complete story.
>>542606689You’d have to wait for the next Ardan focused event story for that, so Ardan alt 2. And by then there’s more umas to bounce off of. But the trainer scenario itself is complete. The next time we talked about Ardan, it was when Ramonu came out and she became the overworried sister of the autistic racist.
>>542601058We've been getting this same post so often that I can't tell if it's bait or not. Like other people said, there's nothing to talk about right now in the jp version.>No one replied to my postWhat did you post about? Odds are it's probably something we talked about to death already. Even people talking about the second main story doesn't get much reply anymore, and that was probably the highlight of this year.>>542602646Post something about that, then. We've theorised about so many horses from Shinzan era all the way to last year's keiba.
>>542606689Clearly, the solution is for /uma/ to make its own UmaYome.
I discussed this.
>>542607402Absolutely kino writing. Also surprised about Believe being as aggressive as she was.Anyway, it’s dead week so there’s no newmas to post about until alt Jordan 2 ends.
>>542606261I can't really feel sad about that, even if I was hoping that he'd run the JBC this year too. He's 7, that's a pretty late retirement even for NAR dirt hors. He ran his damnedest even in his last race, and now it's off to the Sonoda sex dungeon to breed the next generation. I hope they stream his retirement ceremony.
>>542605216>Do you have any questions then? Yeah kinda. I'm finally taking this game seriously after the EN launch. Are practice matches usually just whales that I'm likely not going to get paired with in the actual CM? I'm getting completely obliterated despite only missing Guts Curren/Ruby/Speed Calstone. I've got full MLB Ai, Tamano, Stego, Rudolf with a flex card for distance/position skills but the sashis are destroying me and I'm constantly placing 7 8 9. It feels hopeless.
>>542605973Uh, I'll check when I'm home. Probably a lot of the year one and two hors cause I forgot most of their stories.>>542607152I've been wanting to draw a tanuki version of my own WinPost hors for a while now. Any other WinPost players want to tanuki-fied their hors?
>>542607760Short has always been a fucking shitfest anon. But yes, practice rooms are usually full of whales because most people at this point just treat CM as a gibs event and toss shit at a wall to avoid burnout.The best advice I can give is to flip S distance and S track while getting the key positioning skills. Who are you running?
>>542607867I can help out since I have most of the OG umas, so I can fill in some blanks that you haven’t finished yet, hopefully.
>>542607760>Are practice matches usually just whales that I'm likely not going to get paired with in the actual CM?Most likely. Most people who do practice matches are competitive players who are really trying to get first place in A class. The way I see it, there are like three levels of CM players.- Super Whale/PVP Min-maxer: the people who run most practice matches. These are most of the people you'll run to in A qualifiers/final. - Casual Racist: People who wants to win but not that hard. Usually just follow online guides. Usually bounces between lower A or top B.- Gibs pls: Most of the B class players. Just want to have fun using meme team or just want to get to B final for gibs.If you have CM question, just fucking post your hors build and skills instead of complaining about how no one's replying to your post.
>>542607962>Who are you running?I'm doing Gran, sport Bakushin, and Ruby or Kraft>>542608352>just fucking post your hors build and skills instead of complaining about how no one's replying to your postI'm not complaining about my posts not getting (You)s, I rarely ever post. I was just making a very obvious and valid observation that's been bothering me for a while. Easily more than 50% of the discussion in these threads should be on /sp/.
>>542607867>Any other WinPost players want to tanuki-fied their hors?Well I got my girl here. I also had a god mare back in base version 10, undefeated triple crown at 10 wins beating CB.
>>542608720>2 sashis and a nigerYou’re gonna get your ass blown out unless you’re positioned in the middle of the pack and not dead last. If you wanna do a late surger build, get Durandal. But 2 sashis is playing with fire.>I was just making a very obvious and valid observation that's been bothering me for a whileI dunno how long you left the pre-global /uma/ thread, but the vibe has pretty much been this since 2024, arguably 2023 once the initial launch roster finished. The honeymoon phase is way gone, and even the big tryhard phase is over. Now we’re almost all pseudo keibafags becoming one with the JRA lore to predict who’s gonna be in the game next.
>>542609061Ngl the netkeiba tweets about specific horses right after game updates are amusing, even moreso the 偶然だぞ replies
>>542609061Ackshully, pre global was mostly SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXX, some keiba posting, and even less game discussion.
>>542609778The sexo posting with AI art phase was cancer. This is so much better than before.
>>542608720It's a valid point, yes, but it's like going into a battlefield thread and not expecting people to talk about actual conflict/gun, Marvel Rivals with comic and movies, or 4x general and Hitler. The longer a general goes on, the more people learn about the source material, and it's especially prominent in a game with slow updates and releases like Uma.>/sp/I would love for there to be an /sp/ keiba thread, but apparently no one there cares about hors racing, and definitely not the /uma/ kind of story heavy racing.Come back after the live or after the new scenario comes out and you'll get your game discussion for a month or so until someone find the most optimal way of building a hors.>GranWhy are you running a sashi miler in a short distance race.
>>542610004Gran’s skills evol to short as well. But like I said, running sashi (which now relies on being in the middle-back of the pack) when the field is gonna be mostly nigers and senkos will lead to almost certain defeat.
>>542609009>King Halo x Almond EyeHuh? Did you turn off historical death date or did you make grandpa Kingu mate with Ai?
>>542610350Well I own him, so he's on stud duty until his late twenties. It's also why you want to own Teio and Phalaenopsis to breed a sekrit super horse in 2016.
>>542609778Just you wait until we reach the RACEHORSE SEXOOOOOOOOOOO phase. I've seen the way people talk about horses on /an/.
>>542610639>he's on stud duty until his late twenties. Nyooo... You monster
>>542610674Yes, because the world needs more Mr. Hands out there.
>>542610639It's hilarious to me that any stallion the player owns is basically forced into stud duty until they almost turn to dust from aging>>542610674It's surprising that global was first to reach that phase (kind of)
When do speed parents start breaking the stat cap?
>>542610138>when the field is gonna be mostly nigers and senkosUh, what? Everyones running Bamboo Memory, Durandal, and Alegria with some Machan and King Halo here and there.
uma dodgeball would be really terrifying given how naturally competitive they are
>>542610904No one said anything about taking it from a stallion, faggot. Maybe I just want to fuck a mare like a normal person.>>542611510Any speed inherit will increase the cap. One star is +4, two stars +9, and three stars +16.
>>542611721I want to start a family with my horse-eared and horse-tailed woman, so no.
>>542611904Oops. Meant for >>542610674
>>542609009What's your silk? Any quirks you want me to work in?
>>542610818And 40 years later SS is dethroned as Japan's leading stud with>checks gameA Danehill line. Huh.
holy cute
>>542612348Grandma Dober....
>>542612348this would do numbers on Umatok
>>542611721I was in a game of dodgeball against the football team (it was raining), and one of ours got pegged right in the face.They had to wipe his blood off the floor with a mop.
>>542611721Just look at the party game.
>>542610674I am expecting a sequel to our holy relic from global.https://youtu.be/pC0W9A3qGAc?
>>542612063>Any quirks you want me to work in?https://project-imas.wiki/File:SC_P_Ruby_SSR01.jpg
>>542612704>look into this mysterious document>"I want to can the air around Cesario">Song made based off the document>Uses hatsune miku>it's about the actual fucking horse
>>542611429You need that much time just to give them the silver stud mark, especially when foals are more likely to be mares.
>>542592960Update the OP next time, anon
>>542612704What a wonderful song.
>>542607867>Any other WinPost players want to tanuki-fied their hors?I am still a newbie at the game so this is the best I can show, she has a sock on her left hind legI need to ask, is it even possible to compete with the rainbow amulet tier historic horses? I can win against the gold amulet ones like Mr.CB, but most rainbows just win with something like 5–6 length difference over me, I started in the earliest date so I just thought that with time I can breed something on their level, but it's 1995 and I am yet to win aganist them
I didn't get Seiun. Is SMaru still good for me to pick up? I just have to constantly borrow seiun for ace runs right?
>>542614129Rainbow horses are the top dogs of their gen. They have A+~S speed, good parameters, and high track aptitudes. The only way you can beat them is by breeding your own super horse, which you can't tell who it'll be without using third party tools.
Jantar Mantar is back, stacked G2 fields
Barrier draws for The Everest. Ka Ying Rising drew 7.
I still haven’t started building anyone for the CM yet because I haven’t gotten around to reading the campaigns for the hors I want to use yet…
>>542615079Ka Ying vs 11 NPCs, should be an easy win by at least 3L+
>>542614129>I started in the earliest date so I just thought that with time I can breed something on their level, but it's 1995 and I am yet to win aganist them1973? That's a tough one. It's pre-Richijo so you probably won't be able to breed any super hors unless you import in foreign blood or breed with Sundayman when he's available. Rainbow hors are genuinely the best of the best, so you might not be able to compete with them on their first run.
>>542614345On global, yeah you can run that. On JP, you're way behind the meta.
>>542615079I thought he was going to be punished with handicaps, but turns out Everest is WFA. That should be easy then.
>>542610004NTA, but Ohamile is top meta for this cup. The best umas are her and Summer Bamboo, sometimes the occasional Bride Ma-chan and Bride King. Durandal is gimped by not being able to use her own INT card and senkou is simply not good enough due to lack of guaranteed accel.
>>542614345Yes
>near 7k SP>still not enough to get every skills while missing a bunch of hints from calstone + sports bakushin uniquewell shit, this is going to be hell. I thought Mile D was going to be a pain when doing my factor farming but it is surprisingly easy with 2 meta speed card
>>542615450Imagine paying the 700k entry fee and then getting fucked over by handicap or scratched by the vets lol.
>>542615459So she is.>Light O is BThis is straight discrimination.
>>542615648Doesn’t help that there hasn’t been good niger support in 10 million years.
>>542614751I kind of figured out that was the case when two of my shooting star horses got their shit kicked in by historical ones. At this point, I am just cultivating my own bloodlines + buying historical horses that died during their career or didn't leave any offspring to change history>>542615289>breed with Sundayman when he's availableActually I bought him to print me money and surprisingly every metric the game shows me tell me to breed my mares with Easy Goer instead
SSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>542615991>every metric the game shows me tell me to breed my mares with Easy Goer insteadVery rude.
>>542616064ohimba sexo
>>542615991>saving historical horsesSo....you want to explain more? Which hors have you saved
>>542616064Bouque's black white gold outfit looks so good
>>542616273>you want to explain more?I don't think there is much to explainAs an example Rice Shower is happily standing as a stud at my ranch
This is my favorite creature.
>>542607760If you can win even once in room matches you are guaranteed to get into group A. If you can win even once during JP NEET hours you are guaranteed to get into A finals. Unlike global, the sweats here are all whales so do not expect to compete against them without at least some investment in the required specialist cards (or the scenario card so you can borrow the specialist cards). Generalist carts can only take you so far.
>>542607760>MLB Rudolfyou are better off using any other card as you can get every usable hint she has from your other cards
>>542615459What deck should I run for my sashis? I have Ai/Tama/Stego and could steal 2nd speed if needed
>>542618968I've seen a lot of people using Guts Ruby and Int Tact
>>542618968Tact and guts Ruby are non-negotiable. If you don't have either you're probably better off gambling with senkou (Guts Curren) instead, but you can try double speed with Ai/SiL, then Tama/Stego and borrow Ruby.
>>542602825Globalbab question for the anons here that stopped caring about CM, at what point did you stop trying?
>>542619558I didn't stop, but I've been here since day 1 and from what I can remember many stopped after MANT burnout.
>>542619747That's impressive, how often did you platinum and does prep eventually become less stressful?
>>54260626121ST GEN FOREVER
>>542605802I don't follow aussie racing that much. Is gate 7 a good gate in randwick?
>>542615237KYR had a bad trial run and is a bit fat after the quarantine. Granted it could be retards saying it to manipulate the odds, but need to see what shape he's in on raceday
>>542616064God I need Bouquet to be playable already…
>>542620034Probably around 1/3 just looking at my titles. Some scenarios I would get 4+ wins while others like MANT I would get 0/6 (since I almost ran out of clocks and realized I didn't like torturing my umas with endless races and bitter juice). Never missed Plat 4 on LoH though. I stopped aiming for a finals win around MANT, but it was never stressful since I never bothered with monthly parent autism and just coasted with generically good parents and borrowed the meta parent of the month until auto got implemented recently.
>>542620058Randwick's 6f course has a fairly long straight at the beginning, so gate bias isn't really that strong. That said drawing wide ain't fun in any case.7 is solid for KYR imo, leaves Zac with enough room to work with. Helps that KYR can choose to lead or take a seat.>>542620818Well he's slimmed up now, seems to be better shape in Monday's gallop.As for the trial, it was his first time in Randwick, and some suspect the ground was actually more on the softer side than a true Good 4.Frankly he needed that trial, it'd practically his only chance to visit Randwick before raceday. I doubt they chose to do the final gallop on Canterbury on purpose.
>>542620990I see, definitely looking forward to borrows increasing so I have to bother with parent farming less.
>>542621612Yeah, just saw Purton say he'd be happy with any barrier from 4-8 so he got what he wanted. Now gotta wait and see if he can get the job done
>>542625036Hayes actually, don't think I've seen Zac's comment yet. But yeah I trust Hayes knows what he's doing, and Sydney used to be Zac's stomping ground before moving to HK, so he knows the track
>>542625890Oh yeah, my bad. I got them mixed up
Stopped getting answers on the previous poll so it's time to move on. Rate how much you want to see umas(or ningens) on the team. It also affects the position they'll get. Vote here: https://forms.gle/Ta6aF9sBQ42Rj1cF9 And yell if I forgot someone.
>>542630073>shion didn't make the roster againNyooo....
>>542614751it is funny seeing which horses become god in any given winning post save, i hadn't heard of kyoei promise before playing with the 1973 start and he won like 12 g1s
>>542630679LOSER
>>542630679Heh, 2nd place yet again
>>542631665Now that I think about it, (and after just watching Dead Birds) horses always get it pretty bad in horror movies, don't they?Decapitation is the least of it.
>>542630679>Golden Jobber is inHey at least you get to jeer at Gil- I mean Orve from the stands.
>>542630073Voted. Cam on Durandal, be the best dog you can be.
When is Tazuna going to be rerun?I finally have enough to secure a support card!I want to start making A rank Umas.
>>542635569wrong thread bro
>>542635569You're getting a new scenario soon, forget about Tazuna.
>>542635142but it'll never be enough....
>>542631836How many times does a horse appear in horror movies
>>542636274Any horror movie that takes place before the proliferation of cars.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9sA12syfnUTriathlon musume.
Kakehashi-kun~
Dacchis, I think we’ve had 3 straight Tachy events now. When was the last non-Tachy?
>>542638524What did she mean by this???
hey sorry global fag herewhen did taino gimlet come out in jp again? i cant seem to find a date, ai is saying sometime in mid 2023 though. but I cant find that date on the actual source it linked.does anyone play both global and jp? is it worth it? I really like a lot of the girls that aren't out for years plus the game just seems much better.
>>542641065Your gametora, bro?
>>542612795Just a quick draft, but it's still a bit too plain for me. I'll redo the hair to closer match Ruby's, and think of some sort of pattern for her silk to make her standout more since she got the 目立ち trait.>>54264106519th of May 2023.https://x.com/uma_musu/status/1659031059366043656
>>542641323WTF that was literally the source I was looking at but I just completely missed that. Sorry for being a retard...>>542641395But thank you to both.
Looks how happy she is.
>>542641395>all the crying TopRo images in the commentslmao
I thought all the tachyon and golshi fags would be gone by now...
>>542641837reddit never left 4chan, it never did
>>542639804she checked your browsing history and saw you looked at アナル舐めパイズリ and wants to do it with you now
>>542641395Can you do something like this (small hat included)? With light blue jacket and white skirt you got 2 of the 3 colors already. Dunno if black would fit the shirt though. I see you got the triple crown ruby accessories too. Nice touch.>>542641586You have to click the gear icon on the top left to switch the server from global to japan to see every released umas.
>>542643234But the only thing I ever search for and am into is 手繋ぎ騎乗位中出し however?????
>>542601058You're only allowed to post in here if you have all the shoes.
>>542644134>tell her this after her uma tongue has gone spelunking in your butt>>....tehe!
>>542601058>Makes me doubt that many of you even play this game.you have to understand that most people here are casuals who don't care about PVP. if you want your fix of gameplay discussion, you should just join a discord server or follow random people into PVP on X or streamers on Youtube instead
Whats the best scenario for spark farming? Design Your Island feel like some stat maxing game
>>542630073>lube-chan not innyoooo
>>542646272It’s also a gacha PvP game and if you’re missing the meta cards and/or characters for skills, there’s not really much to talk about that can’t be intuited from from the various in-depth nip resources, until the actual CM is and the day by day strategy meta is based on what the general player base is fielding and how to best maximize your chances against it with team adjustments.But short is a shitshow anyway and there’s not really a lot you can do to sway RNG in your favor.
>>542601058>Makes me doubt that many of you even play this game.Because they don't. You might see like 10 posts about any story event, if even that.I have no doubt 90% of posters here actually don't read them, or any character scenarios either.
I only read story events if the main characters are umas I like, and the anni stories since they usually introduce some of the new characters.I can’t remember the last time that w
I asked about whether the circus in the halloween event was supposed to be in Hokkaido the whole time and whether any of it even happened in Fuchu and no one replied....
>>542649034What do you want to know?https://files.catbox.moe/h7s1dm.mp4
>>542649294I think we’re all stupid but it seems like the final circus was in Hokkaido while the prep was in Fuchu. At least that was my understanding.
>>542649034>nobody reads story eventsCorrect.>nobody reads character scenariosWrong.
Yet another creature on the team... Fascinating...
I'm a skipchad, I only care about my uma and her events
>>542649034Because story events are filler tier, some better than others. But the character scenarios and the main story chapters are the good shit we all are waiting for.
>>542649294>and no one repliedCause like that guy said, I am part of the 90% who doesn't read story events. Though I heard from a streamer who reads and ranks events that the hokkaido twist and the circus troubles was reminiscent of the parade event where some big trouble happened and it gets handwaved at the end by Transcend's hacker friend.He hates it almost as much as this year's valentine event.
I only recognize japanese creatures, all creatures made in any other countries must be put down. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
>>542650563I can’t remember any event this year aside from Epsatono Island. They’re all becoming blurs.
>>542649970Tact, I want Phonehead to get in as much as you do so they can finally release you, but...
I want SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>542654295This is objectively the best rendition of Tact in swimwear.
why do some colts get castrated before they even debut?What if it becomes a super successful hors and you can't now turn him into a breeding stallionalso from what I recall you can't participate something like the derby as a gelding
>>542649487Having all those titles is more likely indicative of you being a skipfag than actually reading.Also ,you know you can use the scroll bar, right?
>>542659768Some horses are just too psychopathic, precocious and/or too retarded, so they castrate them to calm them down.
>>542659768they fucked around, so now they cant fuck around
>>542660663that makes sense, I kinda thought it had to be related to that
>>542661432yeah it's been done since ancient times, I find it believable that it was sorta discovered by mistake where the original intent was just to prevent uncontrolled/undesired breeding in captive horse populations, and different cultures raising warhorses would often castrate any stallions that didn't cooperate very well during training and kept picking fights
>>542621764Has an uma actually done the 'sorry, but my boyfriend is here' act?I don't remember.
>>542649970Excellent. Thank you.
>>542662186No need to since Umas skip straight to husband.
>>542631665>ウソでしょ…
I want the mental fortitude of a gyaruo who would nanpa an uma
copa copa
I started playing for Dantsu Flame, when is she coming out?
copa cabana
>>542660058I forgot about the scroll bar since I screenrecorded on a whim. But yeah sadly I read through every single one because even newer umas like Espoir and Believe have hidden events which happen occur when you hit a certain number or combo of races. That and it’s actually pretty fun to roam through the scene gallery since a lot of the one off events like dieting and over racing are uniquely written to their personalities.
The last event story I read was the Mirako gang. Like most regulars here I normally skip them because they're all vapid filler-tier garbage by default, why would anyone but a honeymooning newfag read them? I'm not a woman. And if there's a cool or cute new animation or prop someone's holding it'll get meme'd on twitter, no need to read anything to enjoy that vectorNow funnily enough, in retrospect I found the Mirako event managed to exceed those expectations. You might think the Mirakos would be nothing but a dumb name relation or the fat/thin dichotomy, and yes the event was mainly slice of life nonsense with a bit of consequence-less melodrama tacked on at the end. But the fat one turns out to be a bit of a unsung hero, being a pillar of kind normalcy for both Dantsu and thin Mirako. I like what fat tells thin in the last chapter, it's a better and more "realistic" friendship than most you'd find in any fiction. All while avoiding the common and pretentious FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC cliche. Ultimately it made me believe there might be another event worth reading in the future
>>542669487>>542669487
>>542613015>By the way, Hatsune Miku was released on August 31, 2007, so this was a work from the very early days, less than a month after Hatsune Miku was released to the public.This is a piece of history. Why haven't we put this song into a museum?
>>542676316The staff can write a good event out when they want to, as seen from the main story and most character stories. But events are probably given less of a thought because the staff assumes most people skip them, which feeds into that vicious cycle of quality drop. So hopefully they put in more effort sometimes.
>>542669487>>542677034Late June, newfags
>>542678820>implying there won't be more line cutters by then
How badly did Orfevre powercreep JP? I'm trying to read the archives but can't figure it out
>>542679038Obviously
>>542679115She hasn't been powercrept yet... Just wait 'til Ai-chan shows up in 5th anni
>>542679325Anon, he asked about Orfevre being the one to powercreep others I think
>>542679115She's still meta for most medium/long distance tracks, including dirt classics>>542679451Sorry I'm either dyslexic or just illiterate
>>542679707Yeah, I was asking if she powercrept everything but when I read the archive I come across these weird copes how she's bad in some CMs or LoH
>>542649034I play uma musume for horse racing and trainer x uma bond. The events have neither.
>>542680053I think chrono genesis and still in love are worse, or maybe I wasn't competitive enough back then.
>>542680505Man, those skills are degenerate. Are JP CMs just the 4-6 most recent horses then? Do any older ones ever show up at round 2 or finals?
>>542680787Spe-chan, your daughters...
>>542679115not that much in the grand scheme of things
>>542680972Mostly everyone bringing at least 1 of the meta uma and a substitute for meta uma they didn't have. If you're lucky you'd meet a dedicated autist with thematic team though
>>542662186Fuji did something like that, but it was>This is my big brother
>>542659768>Tempermental issues as anon mentioned>Pedigree already deemed useless for breeding (big breeders/owners keep the good shit for themselves, snip the rest)>No breeding environment to begin with (HK, Singapore, etc)>Apparently geldings' muscles stay supple for longer if gelded early, so they regress slower than stallionsGeldings can't run in the Japanese nor British classics, but Australia's doesn't ban geldings. So it's a case-by-case basis
>>542679115Orfevre is top tier but not good enough to be considered the best in any CM >HaruTen CM you have NekoMaya + any oonige which can easily win with a huge lead ahead of Orfevre even with 2 debuffers>Oaks CM she is pretty decent but Loves is much better (sashi in general as int tact was released around this time). there is also the problem with セイリオス as you need to be top 3 favorites and your meta deck for oikomi was 3 speed>Takarazuka CM no debuff rules and chrono were released last month. Orfevre would be good but due to either scenario inflation or laziness, you have a bunch of people using oonige which would fuck up the pace and benefit umas in front. no debuff allowed so you can't even make up the distance with debuffersalso she was pretty good last sapporo loh but you have a high risk of getting blocked by mobs
>>542649294It was. There was only one circus.
>>542687270What about orfe's inheritance skill? Is she a good parent?
>>542682807I’m still sour to choking the last LoH plat 4 to some insane man who ran BNW. Mad respect, but being on the receiving end sucks ass.
>>542688174it's not good but Orfe does get used a lot because she can run on dirt
>>542688174nope
>>542676316The events are all decent SoL stuff, but I always only read them on the last day when everything is unlocked since I don't like getting interrupted by needing to do a run again to unlock the next chapter when reading a story.>>542678593The last few events have had more animations than usual, and the overall quality has being steadily going up. The real reason no one talks about story events here is because that one schizo who thinks he owns the thread always throws a bitchfit at any mention of Uma x Uma interactions.
https://x.com/StayDream21/status/1978230477988282748;_;
>>542678593I don't know, rather than a pass for writing garbage I think the events are just written for a different audience. The normalfag, or more specifically normalfag woman audience. They unironically enjoy the pointless, cute bullshit because its super easy and "comfy" to consume. Diet iyashikei. Its the same with the widespread popularity of isekai in Japan, there are simply endless hordes of corporate drones and students (drones-in-training) who find solstice in cheap "second chance" wish-fulfillment fantasies.
>>542649034I read all the story events, there's just nothing to talk about with this one; This event is probably one of the more generic one story and relationship-wise, even if they put more effort into animations and props. You get Flash just being Flash, Jordan being a hardworking gyaru, Marvelous and Bono just off doing their own happy thing, and Fuji being handsome.Compare this to last event with the Mirakos, Ochahoi, and the short retards. That one was great and you had people talking about it because there was a lot of fresh interaction that touched on new aspects of the characters. >>542689328>ジョッキー生活20年目で競馬の神様がくれた最大のプレゼントだと思ってますI think about this line every now and then, I hope they use it in uma when/if they add her in. I miss Ojou so much.
So who's gonna be the potential newma?
>>542689328I miss her so much dacchis... I started following keiba in 2023 so ojou's the first hons I see win a triple tiara on top of being a durafag. I was rooting so hard for her to beat Eclair and go be a powerhouse. I can't believe she's gone and I won't be able to root for her kids...
>>542649034Because event stories are usually just /u/shit and no one here really cares.Suprisingly, the japs don’t pay it much mind either. Top melonbook sales/arts are all uma x tore
>>542689328...Fuck, while I'm listening to Suzuka's memorial song as well. The two of them are too good for this world...
>>542690779Out of the ones remaining, I think it’ll go>Oct: Lilac>Nov: Buena>Dec: Blast>Jan: Heart or Bouquet>Feb 2 star: Royce >Anni: Ai
>>542688853canon
>>542690779Maybe a shuka sho uma?
>>542690779Chitose O. Genuine will be revealed in the live.I'm betting 3 carats to ruin your carat stash.
>>542690229It was nice to see different generations bounce off each other, especially since thin Miracle had a really short RL racing career.
>>542630679
Maruzensky SUCKS
>>542649034Nobody unironically thinks the event "stories" are good.
>>542692574So how about Apapa...>remember who owns herNvm
>>542692660>I'm betting 3 carats to ruin your carat stash.Just when I finally got it back to ending in a zero, nyo.........
>>542693090Apapane will never get the proper respect she deserves…
>>542693000Mejiro Christmas and Teio/Tsuyoshi Ritual was peak, fuck you.
>>542693000Some of them are, but almost 90% of them are filler garbage.
>>542692176>Nov: BuenaBueeeeeeeeee, my jims...
He’s crashing out again.
>T*i*opinion discarded
>>542692673>thin Miraclethere's two of them
This one was also good. And it showed a more awkward and insecure side of Jordan which we don't really see in her story.
>>542693346Teio and Tsuyoshi are only good for the splash art and they should have created an eroge with that.
>>542694148>he doesn't like seeing big bro Teio helping out his sickly otouto
>>542694373Yeah but their succulent armpits.
>>542694456Fair. Shame we'll never get this outfit for Tsuyoshi.
>>542693453Well? Cough it up for your childhood friend
*Ahem*
if you think events are "just /u/shit" then thats sad, you fell for their propaganda. you are no different from them who see any interaction as a sexual relationship. only you get triggered by it instead
>thats sad>. you>. only
>>542694653>nigger>meganestraight to F-tier
>>542694653That was also amazing. They have a lot of good concepts for seasonal event that I want to see again. I wouldn't mind going back to VR world, if only to get more fantasy alts for the entire golden gen.>>542694675To be fair to the guy, some of the early events were absolute gay dumpster fire. I don't think anyone was happy with this one.
>>542694967They're not even characters in the story though?
>suddenly muh yuriseethers>suddenly muh gookshttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/540480234/#540486648Back to the global thread please.
>>542695104That one spawned "ardan fans" pushing back from real ardan fans
> Shuka Sho uma> 2016 to 2023 only leaving Deirdre and Stunning Rose...maybe go for older races?
>>542695753tm ocean and phaelanopsis both feel like they'll show up eventually but don't really have a reason to exist rn
>>542695698Did ardan fans even exist back in 2023 besides on this board? Worst I’ve seen on twitter is single digit retards talking to mirrors and the temporary /u/tard raid on /uma/. Even now japs are still meming ardan flirting with (you) at the expense of chiyo.
>>542695104the annual ballroom shit is the "gayest" shit do no doubtits also not representative of the majority of events
>>542693000You're free to fuck off.
>>542696809Of course we had Ardanfags. Most of the complaints in the thread were from Ardanfags since the boyfaggot alt meant that Ardan won't be getting any good alt for years.
>>542691306>Top melonbook sales/arts are all uma x tore>self-insert cringelmaoAlso the level of delusion needed to assume that every uma scenario trainer is male even though in every media of this franchise you see it's not true.Every scenario rival is a woman in case you missed it.
>>542696809Why wouldn't there be? She's released in early '22
>>542696809Lots. Ardan was “the” uma for (you) until Yuni showed up.
>all those globaltards making their swimsuit maruzen right before finalshave nobody explained to them why falco is top tier in cancer cup? it's genuinely crazy that people are not capable of thinking for themselves
>>542698362They haven’t figured out the power of mutation yet.
>>542698362>caring about global for some reason>ESL giving shit adviceseems like you're lost buddy>>>/uma/
>>542692176>Oct LalaI want Stego not Stegospawn....
>>542697868Finally you had the balls to directly reply.
>>542698362I literally trained my Summer Hag right after rolling her way back and easily stomped room matches after the CM finals against stronger umas on the same Cancer Cup track. Global being able to get her before their finals is a major break from established CM meta.
>>542697632>>542697995>>542698318>>>>besides on this board
>>542699583Are you talking about JPfags or globalfags, anon?
>>542699583Again, she's released in 2022, which is a FULL FUCKING YEAR before 2023.WHY WOULDN'T THERE BE FANS OF THIS CHARACTER IN 2023 IF SHE'S RELEASED IN 2022?
>>542699069
>>542699583What do you think, anon?
>>542700004/bag/ is two blocks down
What's happening
>>542696080Meisho Mambo then?
>>542700224>/bag/makes sense, might as well specify they might be /uma/ gl*bal /bag/ refugees
>>542699832>>542699978>>542700069Uma gl didn’t exist back in 2022-2023 though? The game version I mean. And yes I was referring to global fans, sorry for not being specific. The thought process is that no gl ver = significantly smaller gl community.
>>542699583In general or in the west? She's always been popular in Japan.
>>542696809Yes? Why is she even the sweetheart of china?
>>542700657>>542700412>>542700069>>542699832Yes I am talking about mainly the west.
>>542700772>>542700404Anon, nobody in the west was playing this nip ass game and were constantly mocking it until global release, when they realized it was actually good.This thread is the JP vets who actually invested time in the game since launch.
i don't even know what's really happening hereit sounds like some globalnigger is having a crisis of belief over the possibility that a character he despises could actually be widely well-liked
>>542700772Don't know anything about that. All I know about the west pre-global is that there was apparently a discord community that's run by yurifag or something?
Has anyone here watch 幻の馬, the 1950s film? Is it any good?
>>542701113It's still up and running. Infesting the community.
>>542700992I know! Hence the question!>>542696809
>>542701210Then no, the “fans” outside of here before global were in it for yuri and ignored everything else. At least the ones on twitter and discord.Keibafagging was ignored, and trainer centric campaigns were derided. Ardan was the encapsulation of that, so she was very much ignored except for that ballroom event.
>>542701152I'd love to watch it, any torrent anywhere?
>>542701096>globaltard gets mad his begging for advice in an irreverent general gets no (you)s>starts sperging about how /umajp/ is actually “muh offtopic” because we don’t talk about event stories>People explain why there’s nothing to talk about or why they’re not interested in certain parts of the game>c/u/ck(or the same globaltard) immediately shits its pants at the prospect of people even potentially slighting his yurishit and immediately starts seething about yurihaters and gooks(no one even specified uma x uma as an actual negative point until he brought it up)
>ignored everything elseLots of history revisionism going on here. OG uma fans came from /a/ and due to Uma S1 and that is where the keiba appreciation started, continuing with Uma S2 which is when the franchise blew up thanks to Rice Shower's episodes. The encapsulation of "trainercentric" campaign is OG Suzuka which is also a carry-over from Uma S1 where she was heavily shipped with Spicaman. Game secondaries are the chink gacha crowd who hopped to the new popular game and think they own the shit, and with it they bring their chink gacha "culture" with self-insert faggotry and gender wars.
>>542701987NTA but I've watched some parts in a chink streaming website. Lost the link sadly
>>542702607Damn, can't find it on any streaming site or torrent site either. Might have to get a DVD.
sex with Kraft
Has anyone made a Leo hag yet?
>>542704690Poor Crimson...
I need moar event stories with cute oyako, I still love and remember the one where Kingu is worried about not being able to cheer for Kawakami in her marathon scavenger hunt and imagined her getting all dizzy and de-energized without her papa to cheer her on
>>542704679I wanna see her nipples...
>>542704931All the oyako events are great.
gaia force and soul rush are gonna duke it out again at fuji stakes
>>542638524bread
>>542707650It's not a G1 so I can see Gaia Force winning
>>542708769im surprised at his odds but Jantar Mantar won yasuda kinen so he is the favourite for surei hope he gets his revenge
>>542709527Wrong thread glo/ba/lbro
>>542709527>IKZE get beaten up by this everydayI'm jealous.
>>542709527>>542713603>getting beat up by a mare cunysame...
>>542709527>H73
>>542702607>>542704557https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV15Lp7z1E7e/?Your googlefu is still lacking.