Previous: >>542617252>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Hishi Akebono (Alt 3*), Marvelous Sunday (Alt 3*), Fuji Kiseki (SSR), Eishin Flash (SSR)10/7 - Legend Race vs NTR and Super Creek (Alt)Early October - Tachyon's Factor ResearchLate October - New training scenarioOctober: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200mNovember: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600mDecember: CM Mile (No debuffs) - Hanshin 1600m>Global Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Gold City (3*), Nishino Flower (SSR), Vodka (SSR)10/7 - CANCER CUP - Tokyo 1600m10/14 - Summer Maruzensky (Alt 3*), Summer Special Week (Alt 3*), Sweep Tosho (SSR), Winning Ticket (SSR)10/14 - Summer Story event10/21 - Meisho Doto (3*), Special Week (SSR), Tokai Teio (SSR)10/26 - Half Anniversary Part 110/30 - Eishin Flash (3*), Nice Nature (SSR), Tosen Jordan (SR)10/30 - LEO CUP - Hanshin 2200mTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread CirclesJP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
>>542640750Nice, now we can all point and laugh.
Sky high Teio sex
>>542641223ORANGE!
please do not roll or borrow riko. as f2ps we can all save 30k carats, but it only works if all of us do it. if some roll riko, then they will have an unfair advantage, but if we all skip and don’t borrow then we’ll all be on an even playing field and 30k extra carats to use on something else. please spread the word.
>>542641225not how it works
This child lost 20 Leo rooms in a rowWhat is her problem?
>>542641328unironically, how?
>>542641328fake img or god tier luck lol
>>542641458Truly a mystery.
Explain why new banners don't update when the new day starts and instead updatee 7 hours later
I can't wait to pull fellow torena-sans! I'm so excited!
Odds = easy maru Evens = easy riko
So I shouldn't use my borrows today yet, right? Maru is coming later today?
>>542641610to make you check the game more
>>542641610Timezones.
Hachimi hachimi hachimiHachimi wo nameruto
>>542641223Anyone else wants to join UMASUMI? Rules are the following>5 days of inactive login or 5 days flatline >6 million monthly quota >Just do your best whenever you are available>No discord>No drama>Dont forget to trade shoes or else>Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the gamePut your ID here or put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingameOnly 1 slot open
there are way, way too many umas in CM3 with 600+ stam and 2+ blue skillsDid I miss a memo? I get that the majority of players don't follow guides or know what they're doing, but there's a suspicious amount of people with groundwork+3 greens, perfect stats, and whaled supports running blue skills with 500-700 stam. Some even have 5 blues.This grass that won the round for example, is a statistical anomaly.Roughly 4 umas in every 9 uma race are running between 2-5 blues and 500-650 stam. Anyone else noticing this? They're getting decent results too. I'm not cherrypicking. I'm recording all the data.
>size doesn't matter
>>542640750
>>542641685Ashi ga ashi ga ashi gaHayaku naruuuu
Digitan LOVE
Which uma would act like this with her trainer?
>>542641303>>542640750I only have 6k carrots bros maybe I'll get lucky this time haha (image is from steam I have like 4k paid on mobile)>>542641225My intention was to pull them, and I always commit to the bit
>>542641720How much is 6 million monthly in terms of playing?
Great things are happening in the spic side of the fandom
>>542641619Yay!
>>542641848200k fans / day, a career a day
>>5426418486000000/30 put that in google
>>542641605>2nd place guide
I am not pulling for SmaruI am not pulling for RikoI am not pulling for Kitasan rerun(I already have her)
bros...why's she laughing at her teammates?
>>542641842>4k paid on mobilegive her banner 12 daily pulls though you should probably hold your free carats and completely stick to dailies instead of going down to 0 then getting jack shit
IM GONNA SAY THE N WORD
Hey guys I finally finished training my Teio. When is the Taurus Cup so I can use her?
>>542641605>I am begging you to play late surgers so I can finally win CM in global 1 time
>>542641981Yuutousei desukara
>>542641962SameHold for Tachyon SSR MLBDiamond hands
Actually feeling nervous about the finals. With Taurus and Gemini I was sure my honses will do well but with CM3, I'm very nervous that RNG can fuck me up real bad because of how random things are
I'm pulling nice neicha
>>542642053post deck
C'mon, /uma/. Less ace posting, and more Ace posting, thanks!
Relatively new to this game. After clearing a few campaigns, I've noticed that Nice Nature's ending is the only one that comes close to a full blown confession. Doesn't seem very fair to me.
>marked
>>542641834Rice Shower
what's this about? how many carats you need and what do you get?
Looks how happy she is.
Is Creek a valid debuffer this time around or should she just be used as a grandparent?
>>542642219it's a scam, you pay for a guaranteed SSR but it could be anything
Replacing your aces, that ran ~80 games this CM for late Summer Maru sub, is it a douchebag move, basically akin to betraying your beloved trainee? Will you get smote by Shiraoki-sama for it? Shunned by community? Break heart of your hors?Even is they had subpar results...
>>542642194it gets more trainer love focused with time
>>5426422191500random umas or support cards that were released up until that point with a guaranteed 3*
>>542641738My 18* stam just gives me 700 stamina natty.
IT IS INDEED TURBO TUESDAY TODAY
>>542642132I literally never change it. It just werks.
>>542641605>Do not pull the uma that completely ruins my oshi seiun sky, globalbabshumm... nyo
In aprox 5 hours millions will be killed...
>>5426422191500 paid carat banner1 random rainbowIt's a gamble but can be a good value one if you check the odds of getting what you want
>>542642194newfag...
>>542642219One time only 1500 paid, at least one SSR guaranteed, the pool is anything at that point.In JP the uma was up to Eishin Flash, but she was already released then. Seems good for umas, but not for supports.
>>542642297yes
>>542642297>Will you get smote by Shiraoki-sama for it?Yes, she will make you get 2* wit sparks on your umas for the next two years
>>542642053Is technician actually useful?
hag sexo unprotected
dang itI couldn't get Stamina up in time
>>542642297The only thing I'm thinking is if my full power blockushin will still be able to do anything or train for another blockushin that can also pull a win
wife groove
Hey guys, which of these Grass Wonders do you think would win by 3 lengths compared to the other one?Smile.
>>542642194Overtime the trainer love get's more focuse on uma campains.
>>542642058Ok, here's the late surger
How do I close the log
>>542642119just accept that this one is way more random than usual. I am a whale with "perfect builds" for both end closers and front runnners. It doesn't matter, obviously I win a lot more than I lose but a random uma with a random build can just luck out and win with a way higher chance than the other CMs
>>542642279>>542642336>>542642397>another random SSR ticketI mean, I have paid carats from daily packs but still
>>542642052do it
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt that can't fit into her bloomerssniffing Bourbon's perky, leotard-covered rear after a scrimmage
>>542642194That's because most confessions happen on the onsen trip>>542642201
>>542642530
>>542642253She is going to fall!
>>542642605Someone will roll for Sweep Tosho so I can borrow her for next two weeks
Teio forgot to wear panties again...
I pulled Maruzensky on the debut ticket and my 3rd ace sucks. I'm going to build her last minute and if I win it was meant to be and I will pull summer Maru. I read it in the tea leaves.
>>542642441Idk how good it is for pvp, but if you pick up Technician as your first skill Teio is 100% guaranteed to win Hopeful Stakes.
>>542642672Thankl
How long do you have to be in a club to get the reward at the end of the month?
>>542642787If you join tomorrow you should make it.
>>54264278714 daysbetter hurry
4 HOURS TILL SPECALYPSE
>>542642194opera gives you an engagement ring
>>542642601If you don't mind dropping some money it's a gamble, but has potential. Getting a guaranteed 3* or SSR while being a dupe or some not so desirable card can suck, it's still a guarantee from one ten pull. I'm pulling both as I don't mind spending the money and I also compare it to a scenario where I could pull 50 or 130 times in a normal banner and not get a single 3* or SSR.Considering it also has all the horses/supports up untill that point I'm hopeful to get lucky with the 3* banner atleast.
>>54264278714 days
>>5426425122ndbut at the end of the day you proc pump iron or you don't and die
>>542642787Today is the last day you can get into a clubIf you need a club, let me know
>>542642750I mixed up your tea leaves and now they're in disarray
Summer Maruzensky? Sure she is a strong UmaBut Oguri Cap (as in peak) will take the finals
Ikuno...........................dictus
Hey, divegrass manager here. Second part of our roster poll is up, rank the players to decide who gets a spot and which spot it'll be https://forms.gle/r6oujR9L3TDSBZuVA
>>542642194Teio raped me
>>542642683You wish
>>542642993What rank is UMASUMI? I need to confirm leaving my current lazy club is worth it.
>>542642601With the cost of 200 pulls being $408 and giving you 6 rainbows on average - $68 per rainbow, paying $21 is cheaper.It's still gambling. If you get a good result you'll be glad but with a shit one you're going to seethe for up to half a year depending on your income and skin tone.
come on bwosthere is plenty of time to save for X.Oguriyou can drop 4-50 rolls on S.Maru
>>542643116Wrong thread. /umajp/ is that way.
>>542642503That chibi Groove with unkempt hair gives off such a strong Ryoko Kui vibes.
>>542643163>he's still in a clubnever mind
>>542643263I don't need to save for her. I'm just gonna get her in 1 roll it's fine
THE (BLAST) ONEPIECE! THE (BLAST) ONEPIECE IS REAL!
>group b finalsack... it's just...
>>542643116I haven't watched divegrass for a while. When's the next cup?
>>542643163
Round 1>FR Suzuka 55% wr>FR Daiwa 20% wr>LS Vodka 0% wrRound 2 (A)>FR Suzuka 5% wr>FR Daiwa 0% wr>LS Vodka 40% wr???What the fuck is this CM
>>542642512Both lose to a mobuma by 6 lengths cause they're dumb as bricks.
REMINDERIf you change your name right now to "I won", you can use that to BM people in finals
friendly reminder that this is what your perfectly minmaxed 1200/1200 seiun will lose to in the final.
>>542643383Hard working umadacchis pulling the club
>>542643396Hey your Suzuka got 1% higher winrate than mine.
>>542643383thats a lot of flat lines
>>542643383Thats not the /uma/ Umasumi
>>542641223blessed threadI bless everyone hereespecially if i roll a 7
>>542643383>those flattieseeewwww
>>542643263Nigger I have to roll for Doto, Cafe and Dober on the wayThe hag looks good but I don't build fronts
Clover has 3 slotsyou can literally join and get free rewardsoh wait Danchou is dead we can't accept shit
SUPERLUCKYSEVENAND I GO 200 ON MARU
>>542643269I'm trying to represent both threads, no need to be a cunt>>542643342Late November/December, no exact dates yet.
>>542643396Vodka/late surgers are gambling on top of gambling anon. My Vodka carried round 1 but refused to activate skills in round 2, I just barely made it to A finals.
>>542643605you have no officers? they can invite people
>>542643520
>>542643560>Think Manhattan Cafe is cute>Plan to roll her>Watch the movie>She's a fucking schizoHow can I love an uma who will pay more attention to their tulpa than me?
QUEUE NOW
>>542643757nope
>>542643123Teio rapes everyone
>>542643757
>>542641605Can you run Riko and Tazuna?
Is making a blockushin the ultimate cuckoldry? I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a front blocker. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are training, clothing, raising and rearing a uma for at least 3 years solely so she can go and get beat by another backliner. All the hard work you put into your trainee selecting the right support deck, making her go to power training, making sure she had a healthy diet, wit educating her, giving her the right skills. All of it has one simple result: you get to roll a dice to see which late surger wins. Raised the perfect blockushin? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random vodka who had nothing to do with the way she was trained gets the benefits of your hard work that came from the way you raised her. As a trainer who built a blockushin, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 careers simply to raise a uma for another uma to beat. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.
Tomboy sex
>>542643887Of course.
>>542643776Simple, convince Sunday Silence you're good for CafeCould ask Fukukitaru for advice on yokai
>>542643507I know
>>542643835I'm the one raping Teio
>>542643776Her tulpa(sundayman) wants (you) to fuck cafe
>>542641223The future is looking bright, I think the next CM is gonna be me and Tachyon taking the platinum finally...
>>542643470BOFA Airgroove keeps SEA seethinghttps://youtube.com/clip/UgkxVjiRli_aJ-9CYzvNm4XVsu9wHC0rwLtq?si=jMfyEUAhva3QMNhi
>>542643981thanks for keeping away another flatliner away from us.
Thoughts?
>>542642386He's metanigger though
>>542635836>That's a very impressive-looking horse.DIDYOOKNOWINUMAMOOSUMEThey used to call him a scammer because his performance did not live up to his appearance.
>>542643801it's already too late for me... I queued during the hardest hours...
>>542641223Fuku love
That's the spirit, girls.
you will play Late/End gamble with me in Final and you will be happy
>>542643776Half the cast has some unaddressed mental illness or disability. My girl Sky clearly got a case of narcolepsy
>>542641820Now I'm craving a Zapp
SAG HEX
>>542644231Oh yeah? Well fuk u too buddy
>>542643801>1/5fuck you
>>542642787>>542644095Man umatubers are really something else. Its dunning krueger manifested in its purest form.
Tell her she's cute
>>542644091My Tachy took Taurus and Gemini Platinum She will take Cancer Platinum and finally become a Triple Crown champion It is her divine right and nothing will stand in our way
>>542643116i answered
>>542644312post more Maruzen saggers
STOP BEING SO LEWD OR THE GIRLS WILL LEAVE OUR GENERAL
>>542643470Yesterday an anon posted a S rank SMaru losing to a hybrid Nice Nature in Leo finals. I believe sometimes the game just want to fuck up with you
>>542643801>2/5I'm killing you then myself.
SUMMERZENSKYYYYYY
>>542643990Can't rape the willing
>>542644236>A+doesn't count
>>542644445
>>542644407nta but based. I'm a noob so my goal is just gathering fans for Tachy.
>>542644248I'm going to mating press you in the finals.
>>542644382SEKAI ICHI KAWAII
Is speedstar worth it
I'm mad that everyone made CG seem like the greatest thing since sliced bread. I watched the first 2 seasons of Uma when they aired and decided to catch up with the whole series recently. I'm not here to watch your literal OC fanfiction Kasamatsuslop. That being said, I would give Norn Ace 12 kids.
>>542644507Your horses are weakAnd so are you
>>542643801Thanks bwo.
>>542644701Fuck off, she's already taken (by me).
>>542644741>>542644748mogged
Look at this villainess.She's so scary and intimidating at the same time.
>>542644748>whale needing to wait for shitter hoursGrim
>>542642728BANANA FIEND
God I love gambling
how about a CM3 room?69055513
>>542644741>front runnerYou didn't win.
>>542641370
>>542644701Sliced bread?
Umas should only be allowed to kiss other Umas.Trainers should only be allowed to kiss other Trainers.
double angling... sovlful teamwork
>>542644701>literal OC fanfiction Kasamatsuslop
>>542645020loli sex
>Trying to train long uma parents>Game keeps giving me triple star mediumNOTNOW
>>542644861Yeah I really whaled out here, well spotted.
>hurr your horses are weak t. whale
seiun sky owes me groundwork
>>542644793there is another one, but I can't find it right now. natie whispering dirty things into her earboth nicely and cutely animated, good stuff
>>542644952Cope. You can train your brain dead golshi for the next cup.
>>542644407I got a lucky gold at Taurus with Tachyon even though I had no clue what I was doing, and a silver at Gemini after getting spanked in group A.Cancer has been a bit more of a struggle for me and I'm back in group B but I have high hopes! I’ve had so much fun with all the CMs so far, just trying to make all my umas do their best. It’s been an amazing journey so far, and I’m really excited for Leo!
>>542645179this should be canon
>>542645126>MLB KitasanDon't @ me
>>542645071Faggot
>>542644861>whaleNobody whaled for the little boy on the left.
>>542644682nyo according to the umalator
>>542643116Me on the left being headpat.
>>542645305looooooooooooooool
>>542645259Don't get mad at me just because you didn't reroll for the literal best card in the game for 2 years.
i shall finna run sky, falcon and summerzensky in group A finals
>>542645341Does umalator account for wind resistance?
>>542645201
>You can use Riko in MANT!>But only if she's MLB and people will get her LB1-2 at bestSo many people are about to brick themselves...
>>542645297
>>542645228>just use seiun ult and winYeah that sure takes skill and planning, anon.
>>542645498If you roll for her MLB you can use her, that's the point
>>542645428that's the one, thank you very much!>>542645517marriage and sex with palmer
Do NOT roll for Kitasan Black! You should SAVE for ALMOND EYE. Her card is an overall UPGRADE to Kitasan. SAVE YOUR ROLLS.
>>542645094Reminder the show said Oguri Cap was 10/12 when she transferred in when in reality she was 9/11. Idk why they just made up a race. Also, NONE of the Kasamatus horses are real. S1 is criticized for being fanfiction, so CG should be too.
>>542643383uhhh I think you got the wrong one
Maruzensky is literally 53 years old
>>542643520Better luck next time
>>542644914one more maybe?CM3 room65129373
>>542645602>6M fans monthly>Awtf
>>54264563853 years young*
why are all the horses I want right next to each other and also the kitasan black rerun. skipping mejiro dober, skipping kawakami princess, getting that kitasan rerun.fuji kiseki was worth, though
>>542645517
Need to wait untill monthly reset to look for a club better suited for what I want
So uh.... What does umapyoi even mean?
>>542645665It's just that easy anon, all you have to do is play the game
>>542645710>fuji kiseki was worth, thoughHave you got her onsen scene yet?
>>542645713taishin wouldn't do this
>>542645860sex with boys etc etc
Why does Taiki Mightiest Miler Shuttle perform abysmally in this CM?
>>542645713
>WHALE WHALE WHALE WHAAAAAALE>IS THAT... A MLB SR CARD?????????? OH NO NO NO NO HE SPENT HE SPENT SPENDER>SPEND RUNNER>OINK OINK OINK>OINK HE IS AN OINK CHASER>OINK OINK OINK>PIGGY PIGGY HE IS A PIGGY SURGER>OINK OINK OINK HE IS A SPEND CLOSER>OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK>OINKERS OINK OINK OINK>HE SPENT??? HE SPENT OINK OINK WHALE>HE SPENT DISPOSABLE INCOME ON A GAME LOL OINK OINK OINK OINK PIGGERS PIGWHALE OINKERS SPENDER SPENDER HE IS NOT F2P>OH NO NO NO NO PIGGYMELTY PIGGY MELTY WHALE MELTY MELTY MELTY MELTY KEKYPOW>OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK MELTY MELTY MELTY MELTY MELTY MELTY MELTY MELTY MELTY MELTY
>Tazuna literally not showing up at all on any of trainings during junior year>shows up but is on guts 4 turns in a rowfuck you bitchhh
>My End Closer Taishin is too powerful compared to even Late Surgers and is often in 4th place by midrace.Pump Iron is worthless if youre going against megashitters.
Anyone still looking for clubs
>>542645996>actually mad
>>542645957She's perfect.
>>542645996All true.
>>542645996I look like this and say this.
>>542645781rape/sex
>>542646008Tazuna avoids toreinas who sniff her butt.
>>>>>>>>>>actually mad
>>542646086I got spooked by her rolling for City, she's really cute
>>542646086
>>542645996>IS THAT... A MLB SR CARDThat's harder to do than banner MLB SSR actually (except Kitasan and Satono Diamond)But the real sign of the whale or insane luck is multiple off-banner SSRs
>>542645996All in good fun anon, get some thicker skinSome people take it way too seriously though
>>542643887Yes, some anon posted a picture of a max speed/stam/pow running both at MLB
>>542645957
>>542645986
>>542645980the layout and accel zones of the track.
>>542645781I think you know
>>542645781depends on whether you ask a white person, a japanese person or a south east asian
Some of you guys are alright, feel free to come to the spica room tomorrow after 5 PM
mindbroken lol
>>542646118Do you want to practice your forward bend with me ;)
>>542645980Her skill activates too early and does literally nothing. Same problem as Maru and many others for this CM.
>>542645126Only whales rolled for falcon
8%
>>542645996it's third world shitters and lucklets malding, anon. Ignore em. They started apeing at me over my umas earlier
How the FUCK do I get doubleO Taiki affinity with Goldship ace
Getting decent SR MLB cards is harder than you think when you have shit luck...
Soul
>>542646239I've fallen for this trick before...
>>542642058Isn't this the guy who claimed to have some ridiculous win rate in JP? Has he really never won a CM?
>>542645996Teio would say this
>>542645980Cygames hates her specifically and made a mile track where her full power cannot be unleashed
>>542646298That's normal luck anon.Rates are literally lower than on SSR
>>542645980acceleration increasing skill that activates when she isn't accelerating because the spurt starts on a straight
>>542646205>Uma GF>Can fiddle with her ears>She can catch you with her tailI hate how much these dumb creatures suit my taste, and how much fan art abuses said fact
>>542645860Yeah! It was my favorite out of any hot springs dates. she and I have similar vacation planning styles.
>>542645660>The """front meta"""I'm can't stop laugh
>>542646205
>>542645638That is very rude anon. Don't speak about my wife's age.
>>542645996HACHIOINK HACIOINK HACHIOIIIINK
>>542646182what does this say about me?
>>542646307I fucking hate smart falcon
>>542645583Nice wife
>>542645660Last oneCM3 Great Moodcome and test your Front might26489364
You don't actually like older women.
uma musume is orca game
What if Gold Ship and Rice Shower did the funsion dance?They would be GOLDEN SHOWER xD
>>542646425/uma/ rooms have evolved their own meta because everyone brings their own blocker and is too contrarian to use the "meta" style.
>>542646539I do tho?
>>542646386Then why do i keep getting SR dotos or toshos?
>>542646291go into the calculator and try to overlap any races but it's unlikely. Your best bet for affinity is to have her with a 3 star green as the gp for each parent and pray for an inspiration
>>542645996Uh oh melty
>>542646471that you either have money or are malnourished
>>542646471>>542645996
Umamusume is a Ga Slight game
>>542646471That you have excellent photoshop skills
>>542646307Nigekiri kino
>>542646647luck
>>542646150But she goes out on dates with me and shows up on the right trainings even though I sniff her nice butt quite often..
Dear Cygames, Put this slut into the game.Thank you. Sincerely, Anonymous.
Bourby BIG LOVE! Bourby SUPER LOVE!
>>542646613everytime I play in uma rooms I see the sameshit I see out in cms
>>542646613Yeah my Vodka>>542646519 is my best performer by far in /uma/ lobbies but my Seiun has double her win rate in the actual cup
>>542646539You are correct.I actually like presentation.
>>542646747Not before adding her (not the goblin)
>>542646008it is senior year and she hasnt given me the event yet yeah thats a brick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8pKic4_auQ
>>542645498and she's mid at best even at mlb lmao
>>542646421It's my favourite onsen scene as well. I like the way the two of you do everything there is to do there together, and then at the end where she takes you out to watch the fireworks is great.
>>542646442hopefully this is just cute taishin and not the prelude to porn
>>542646028Pump just sucks in general, you want mid race skills so you end up in 4th or 5th even as late so you avoid being blocked.
>>542646872what, but the goblin's tiny tiny body...
When does Bakushin alt get released, and does this make her a mandatory parent for sprint CMs?
Whats the best scenario to farm sparks in JP?Maybe I should wait for that instead of burning out in Global?
>>542646442
Holy shit these are the worst hours to queue Everyone is using blockers
>>542646539I like strong women
>>542646936Taishin is short and ugly nobody wants to have sex with that scrawny little thing
Umas with a rape fetish?
>>542645996piggu melty
>>542646539Unfortunately, I do. They are my peers now.
>>542646747SSR Belno and SSR Kitahara, SR March and SR Norn (alongside with those 2 goobers)
I'm thinking of grabbing uma seiyuus pictures and throwing in the grok imagine. I'm fucking gonna do it. I need help
>>542645957the takarazuka inspiration is there, but at least she doesn't have to wear a mullet or one of those feather outfits. she just flirts with girls and has one of the more romantic trainer ends
>>542647001the reporters reaction to seeing this happen is pure gold, the absolute terror and disbelieve
>>542645996Teio melty
>>542647015>145cmIMAGINE
>>542647071im thinking about grabbing you by the throat
>>542645498I'm rolling to plug up the holes in my SRs, I don't care about MLB
>>542646539I like them just fine but JKs will always be my top choice.
>>542646442interesting page there>>542646964>cherry scramblesounds like what Trainer does to her insides.
>>542645551Huuuge
>>542647123bwo I can see his thing
>>542646983
>>542645996>actual meltykekaroo
>>542646974best scenario is always the most current scenario. don't burn out. I only do 3x runs a day when it's event time, and that's when I'm watching tv
>>542645996https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yc2rdz4tUY
>>542646539sorry for having adult woman fetish
>>542646824Same, I have a pretty high w/r running triple fronts in the actual cup but I get absolutely mogged by you guys because someone always brings a cracked out blocker.
>>542647204>>542647234oh no...
>>542644407I'm surprised no one's aiming for your CM Triple Crown with Golshi, considering how many probably won CM1&2.But yours is far more sovlful, of course.
Any JPanon knows if summer Maruzensky or summer Special week are good?I already have normal Maruzensky but no special week.The uma i want are like...very far away.Or are they like the angel mcqueen which is so-so and only "worth it" if you like her costume.
>>542646539I like when Falco glares at me
>>542647346Summer Maru falls off quicklySummer Spe is good even to this day in JP
>>542647346special week is said to be shit. summer hag is said to be one of the golden standards (besides christmas ogu) for the next 2 years or some gay shit. I've seen both being run in TT on JP, so I suppose that fits.
>HH calls Erzzy a "her"wait, was a reading a tranny doc all this time?
>>542647346If she makes your pee pee hard just get her its simple
>>542646519that's all folks. now host it yourselfmy Blockushin cheated by rushing herself in early-race
>>542647234
>>542647346They're alright, good for their time but they become supplanted by better horses in like half a year, summer maruzensky in particular is actually bricked once her card comes out because she cant use it
>>542647103To pull off something like that Gentildonna would have to produce enough pressure to create a neutron star. And she’s doing it effortlessly.
it's falcover
>>542646539why yes, I do
>>542647346Maru is sexo and will be meta for some time, Spe just exists and maybe was used once iirc.
>>542647534I've heard and know that much, but that they actually depict it through the reporter is just great, really adds to how fucking stupid it all is.
I TELL YA NONE OF THESE LITTLE SNOWLAKE KIDS AT TRACEN THESE DAYS KNOW HOW TO RUN.... ALL THIS 'LATE SURGER' AND 'PACE CHASER' CRAP!ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS GET IN FRONT AND THEN KEEP RUNNING. EASY AND SIMPLE JUST LIKE THAT. WON EVERY RACE BACK IN MY DAY WITHOUT ANY OF THESE NONSENSE "SKILLS"WE NEVER SHOULD HAVE STARTED HANDING OUT PARTICIPATION AWARDS!!!---Maruzen "the supercar beast" SkyHashimoto farm '76-'78If You're Not First... You're Last!Sent from my iphone
>>542646613>Have to make six aces to win both uma test rooms and the real dealLife is suffering
>>542647068I see the vision of her being the most broken SSR Wit in the game...
>>542647346>that appear to be femaleI think it may legitimately have been about 15 or 16 years since I posted this image last.
>>542647346that's a boy from a yaoi manga
>>542647581huh the eye lock is a portrait thing?
>no uma will love you as much as norn loves oguri
>>542647487Still, its approx 7-8 months until that happens. Its like the Rice/Riko schizoids trying to argue that 4 months of winning the scenario is worthwhile.
>>542647715It's essentially the "Anime Mode" camera, while the wide camera tries to look as close to TV Broadcasts of actual races as possible.
>>542642119Once you lose a final all the pressure's off and you can join the crowd in saying umamusume is a luck game.
a big spider fell on me as I was about to post
>>542647486
>>542647707Yaoi implies explicit sex. Prunus Girl is simply shonen romcom.
>>542647715Portrait mode is more kino but wide camera has the "drone" view which I don't know it's only used for the ura finale finals.
>>542647804Yes. She'll be very good until then, and only just good afterwards. Her entire kit is still pretty good it's just that the others who come out after her have it much easier
>>542647850What happened then?
anyone have good groundwork grandparent borrows or know any for CM4?
>>542647581I wish we could get this kino in widescreen.
DON'T FUCKING DO ITYOU'RE BANKING ON GETTING A CM WINING MARU IN UNDER 6 RUNSTHAT'S INSANE
>>542642605Me on both the left and right.
>>542647896
>>542647534Physics are nothing compared to a gorilla.
>>542647740Norn went from hating her guts to masturbating whenever she watches her races and probably even looking for a trainer to have sex with while watching just to make it feel better, what happened?
>>542647934I managed to trap it inside a cardboard box and throw it outside the window by putting my life on the line.
>>542647896>>542648014a slut for trophies
>>542642119I'll just wait it out and see what happens.All those runners I spent days making? None of them worked, the umas that got me into finals were randoms I made before CM3 was a thing. I'm not even replacing any of them with Summer Maru.
>>542647676Is she even a real horse and won anything?
>>542647969i got a 1* wit pasa with 6* groundwork totalyou want that?
if my favorite uma are Fuji Kiseki, King Halo, and Smart Falcon, which uma's careers would I like?
>>542647740Nice NatureShe exists >>542647896, >>542648014
>>542648158no
Thanks to a certain anon the birb is IN
>>542648093
>>542647929And at that point, even V.bourbon falls off once better cards with Groundwork get released. The point is there are worse picks and more than enough time in this crucial 3-4 month period to brick your account if you do not plan on spending money.
>>542642119it only hurts the first time bwo
what's the most contrarian team comp for Leo cup?
>>542645996Just shove their noses into the horse shit every time there's a new banner (like in 3 hours). F2Ps need the occasional reminder.
>another career that has to be ended around the arima kinen/URA finals because it's not worth the extra minute of clicking
Gold City is pregnant
>>542648317Yeah, but that's beside the point, I'm rolling for the hag regardless, I like her design, I like her aesthetic, I loved her super car theme, and I will pull for Maru
>>542648251haa ha ha ha ha! look at me doto! I have become... TM opera ball!
>>542648317wait a second isn't l'arc a real race
>>542648412BNW team
>>542647707Well, it does say "APPEAR to be female"
>>542641479>>542641559
>>542648412Ace NatureNarita TaishinFront Oguri Cap
It's not fair
>>542648317So there's nothing to roll for at all during MANT?
>>542648496Yes, and?
>>542648412mcqueen tm opera o winning ticket
Kittens I need to level up some SRs but I'm not dumb enough to roll for Riko and Rice or Nature, am I gonna have to wait for Summer Maru or is there gonna be another good Support banner before that?
>>542648412blockushin, debuffer, narita taishin ace
>>542648292
>>542648317saw vbourbon's ult and the second the chocolate said "master" was when I confirmed I was never rolling for her, fuck ML bullshit. even "sweetie" would have been an improvement
>>542648158She's based loosely off a real horse that's a shitter and has a different name iirc
>>542648496All of the races in this game are real races
>>542648451danchud, kill this man
>>542648642You could roll on Nice Nature if you like Late Gamblers and don't have any Fine Motion copies yet.
Sex....with Uma Musumes...
>>542648642Nice Nature if you really feel like blowing carats on something
>>542648658retard
>>542648713i need to make a sex tier list
>>542648642You've been told to roll so you roll. Stop thinking and just roll.
odds - buy 70€ of steam wallet currency to roll for the grandma gaslightevens - buy battlefield 60 - buy 70€ worth of gunpla
>>542648683Sigh. I have to do everything myself...
What did she mean by this?
>>542648642kitasan black rerun
>>542648251based
Gay sex....with Trainers...
>>542648696I already have 1LB Fine Motion and I'll roll the Summer Maru/Fine Motion banner so I'm expecting I'll MLB or 3LB Fine Motion easily enough by next year>>542648849Already 3LB
>>542647998Mammary Melons
>>542648807$70 of gunpla would have given you more enjoyment, anon.I had fun building the "baby's first model" at the gundam base mobile tour when it came to my town
>>542648807Welcome to the Maruzonesky
>>542648558But look at how happy she is.
Are you rolling in 3 hours?Are you rolling for Doto?Are you rolling for wit neicha?Are you rolling for Flash?Are you rolling for Riko/Rice?
>>542648251is there a friendly happening?
>>542643116Where's my Tachy wife, you faggot? This poll is rigged
>>542648462So am I, not just because of hag titties, but I'm out of statues and need to get Ryan's and Tachyon's outfit for their uniques. Also Summer Week is more towards my taste and she will get better over time.
>>542648947no to all of these
I need her so much
>>542647461yes
>>542648947I am rolling for Summer SpeI am rolling for NN witBecause i am a lateCHAD
>>542648947yes yes yes yes yes
>>542648947nyesnyonyonyonyo/nyo
>>542648947nyo to all. I rolled for Fuji Kiseki and am waiting for KB rerun
>>542648947I'm rolling for wit neicha
>>542648947Waiting for the all-spark. Might roll for wit neicha, might not.
>>542648807is it better to buy steam wallet currency instead of just directly in game or what?
>>542648947yes noyesyesyes
>>542649027huh her lips dont match
>>542648947nonononono
>>542648642Your kita is maxed out? I mean, supports are always a massive investment.Gimmick with this one is you get guaranteed left/right handed event.
>>542649027Just another couple years, stay strong
>>542648947I'm at work and by the time I come back all the Marus will be gone and I'll have to do with Spechud.
>>542648947no but i will probably spark doto later in the gigabanner
>>542648947No to all.
>>542648947yesnononono
Homosexuals are telling you to not pull for SMaru. The same people will tell you to build Mejiro Ryan.
>>542648570Go to /JPuma/ and ask about MANT, I dare you.
>542648947cafe please hurry
Summer Special Week looks much better than summer Maruzensky
>>542648947I haven't rolled a single time, I will not be rolling any time
>>542648947NoNoNoYesNo
>>542649230Since when do homos like massive tits
Rudolf is a dictator!Rebel against tyranny !
Thank you for being such a comfy general /uma/, I need a break from the madness of /bpsrg/ every once in a while
>>542649230mejiro ryan is just that cute
>>5426491293LB, I don't think the upgrade to MLB is worth risking 30k carats for though.
>>542648570The infographic just shows SSRs needed for scenario, and there is nothing that (meaningfully) helps with the shitshow that is MANT.
>>542648958Nyo, just me testing if it works>>542648960Sorry pal, you're the only tachyonfag left.
>>542649168
>>542648642How the hell you plan on raising a SMaru without a deck?
>>542649409
>>542649332Did you vote for Rudolf? I didn't!Did you vote for Sakura Bakushin O? I didn't!
>>542649409is /bpsrg/ that bad? This is the 3rd general i see people be complaining about itUmamusume.
>>542649129Oh right, people dont mention this one.Its CHEAP, as far as how many copies you need for it. 1LB and youre done.
>>542648570mant is a shitty ass scenario where only race bonus matters so any card that is good there will be instant dogwater outside of it
Hahaha indeed Tachyon
>>542649483
>>542649575Who says fronts can't gamble
Reminder that wit NN is a brick before 3LB
>>542649561They don't want you to know this but the cafeteria food is made from failed trainers!
Uma and Nin.... that's not allowed!
>>542649168>>542649483>>542649715y she so cute?
>>542649491I do have some MLB SRs, just not a lot., my biggest issue is all my speed cards except for 3LB Kita, MLB Special Pity and 3LB Kita are 1LB or worse. So I'm basically forced to use Eishin in every deck.
>>542649575Nah it's more like /uma/ is unusually "normal" for this site. /uma/ feels like it's in the "eye of storm" hour other gacha generals sometimes get where you can actually discuss things without a schizo faggot having a meltdown every 20 seconds or spamming cuck or bbc posts.Except this general is like this almost all the time instead of being a rare occurence.
>>542649810the water too
>>542649431all I've seen for MANT is the event cards with race bonus are necessary. it's why I ground through for bride mejiro wit MLB. granted, i t will also probably kill the playerbase. hour runs where it's all races? jesus
>>542647998
She did her best again today.
>>542649905there's minimal genderwars falseflagging here, anyway
>>542650047MANT is the name of Rudolf's weapon. Think Umas THINK!She means to ki-
I didnt know you could get two nightowls in a single runI'd always assumed that once you got it once every other +30 would just be thatWhat a fun way to kill a run
Post your finals registration within 5 minutes of registry open or you will forever be known as a metacuck chaser...
>>542649905We could change that ;)
>>542650114good job... I guess...
>>542650047Even SSR Riko has 10% race bonus, hell there's dozens of free SSRs by that point to stack tons of race bonus. Does it help make the tedium of MANT better? does it make your uma better? even the JP whales couldn't see a difference.
>>542649905We had a SEA monkey schizo spam scat and gore for a few weeks though
>>542650281But Summer Maru is my Oshi...
>>542650281I'll gladly take the label if it means I can make Smart Falcon lose.
>>542650289You fags have tried, you tried with e-cleb shit and /v/ janny faggotry. There's not enough schizos here to do jack.
>>542648570Only race bonus matters and starting stats. This is the welfare SSR you get when xoguri comes out.
Claw machine let's go>first round drop all 3>second round drop all 5>third round get 3There goes the title yet again
>>542650281yes I pulled seiun for sky and learned my lesson not to do that againbut smart falcon is genuinely my girl leave me alone
>>542649905There's a certain level of maturity here I've noticed.
>>542649905Not pointing any fingers but /uma/ quality has some rather noticeable fluctuations depending on the hour of the day
>>542650540that sounds like a "yes, there is nothing to roll for, use welfare with race bonus you've built up"
>>542650423what? we did? i can't remember that at all, or at least it wasnt for a few weeks.
whatever it is, its because you dont love Fuku enough
>>542650281Well I am a cuck and a chaser so might as well be meta about it
>>542650617That's the whole site, count your blessings and all that.
>>542649905Just wait until my meds run out, then cometh the storm.
Could be worse I guess
>>542650481She just wants to be the umadol that shines the brightest....
>>542650782You're right I don't love Fuku even though she took my URA finals and Hot Springs virginityShe remains forgotten in the corner of my stable.
>you will never be mommylested by super creek How do I deal with the pain, bros.
I'm rolling for S.Maru but unless I get an A+ super highroll career I'm not running her in finals, my blockushin will deal with Falcon.
>>542650782But fuku, you only have four ears!
>>542650728Yes. Yes it does. Check >>542648317
Can my ace at least compete in Leo?
We love older umas
>>542650963i'm rolling for her but won't be using her because i never change the racers that carry me to the finals
>>542650896Please run this uma
>>542650617You can just say that SEA hours and the rise of /vt/ has done irrepairable damage to the site. We're all aware.
>>542650730It was pretty bad
>>542650730The guy was apparently mad about thread numbers or because we split from /JP/ and spammed a bunch of threads with no numbers or vandalised threads. When he got ignored he spammed scat in the real threads. Pretty sure it lasted for more than a couple weeks though the threads were way faster back then so I guess it could have been less.
>>542651023I beat her with my TT Mejiro Ryan so she's glue I'm afraid
>>542650730nta but there was a guy like that but it was more like a single weekThere was also someone posting cp tooand the thread making schizo
>>542643116I voted
>>542649905Some of you guys are alright, don't come to /uma/ after finals
Should I just grind out a Vodka real quick for tonight or should I try to make a good Matikanefukukitaru?
>okay skill sparks>scenario spark>good pink>...>ABSOLUTE DOGSHITCmon game.... How many runs do I have to do to get a good blue in there?
>>542649847yes, always
>>542650963Okay bwo
>>542650730That schizo has been around and posts in other gacha generals aswell
>>542651023>Silver border but max potential skills>No scoreThat's an NPC horse
>>542650423That guy isnt unique to this general and often general hops to get attention.
>>542651331Who do you like more?
>>542650963>my blockushin will deal with FalconSure she will
Look at those fat buttcheeks.
>>542651175Huh... must've pushed it out of memory or something, plus the last few months since launch feel like weeks to me anyway.>>542651205>or because we split from /JP/But wasn't that partly cuz of funny soccer and some indo turd being mad? Pretty sure that was a thing, with (now) JP anons exposing his retarded ass hardcore more than once.>with no numbers or vandalised threadsThat I remember very well, 13´+ threads at some point, then anon exposed him and he shut up real fucking fast.>>542651278That makes more sense.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeWyhdPaNcU
>>542650880>no URA>style spark>barely any whites, and they all range from bad to mehBACK TO THE MINES
>>542649715
>>542651393Found the story skipper.
>>542650963I'm telling myself not to swap out the Sky that's been carrying me unless I get a top class Smaru, but I know I'm going to end up yoloing one with 530 wit two greens and concentration, and I'm going to eat shit for it. They need a word for when you're battling your inner demons but already know you've lost.
Week after week I must truly thank wit-kun for my eternal retention
>>542651463
>>542651608More like Naritataishit, you should run fucking vodka
>>542651608>jojo... this is my last taishin gaslight... take it!!
>>542651714>>542651728taishin is not a gaslight she is beautiful and wonderful and perfectly average height
>>542651714build her better?
>>542646936145cm and take thin you could see the whole dick inside her man
>>542651780She probably rims ojiisans for Amazon gift cards
Every frame of super creek is pure sex
Why did golshi sink vs taishin in cm3 when it was the opposite in cm2?
>>542651507TAKE A PICK.https://youtu.be/jIekOTCrO-k?si=7GYliofrjWNjUkY8
>>542651564
>>542651791>that team compI'm getting ptsd I hate cancer cup
>>542651971um..... she does know I have to lick this, right....
You see some shit out in the trenches
>>542651932Holy swinging maestros.
>>542652080at least i'm not running Sky + Falco right?
>>542651463why are her feet so thin and long
Why does it feel like everyone is more scattered during senior year?
>>542649110>buy the carats with paypal / debit card / whatever online payment>stays on your bank booking>wife will find out I spend 500 bucks on videogamesor>buy steam wallet prepaid cards>pay with cash in the store>just a 50€ payment at the gas station. nothing suspicious
>>542651932this except its about her trainer
>>542651608taishin melts faces but only when she gets lucky
>Bwo your guts??
I kinda hope I roll Summer Chud first because I will keep rolling until Summer Hag anyway. But if I get Hag first I won't keep rolling for Chud
>>542651971Wait what
>>542647664HEH...NICE TO SEE WE STILL GOT YOU YOUNGSTERS HANGING AROUND!!! :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk_____________ARMY FARRIER 51' - 54'IF YOU AINT CAV...YOU AINT SHIT!Got a problem? Send a fax to MY ASS!!!! :sunglasses:
>>542651791It's not even an issue of building her better, Sky constantly robs Taishin of firsts because she's the only front that usually outruns her even when she gets her combo off. Falcon is better at getting A&S, but she can be run down. Almost all of my Taishin's ~25% winrate is from when a falcon or blockushin got a&s, and then she's got almost 50% second place rate losing to my own Sky.
>>542652204Dream Journey would look so much better without random yellow paint on hair/ears.
>>542652248Peak uma feet
>>542652232I've only seen Sky eating shit. Grass and Falco is the cancer duo. Taishin is just annoying to look at.
>>542648412go for sovl comps:bourbon mcqueen rice showerbnw>>542648807battlefield is shit>>542652310>hiding things from your wifeUnderstandable actually
>brand new witgod slander from a chinktuber in my recommendationsJesas. Witgod should file a restraining order
>>542652457or her schizophrenia
I DEMAND A BUSTY TEXAN, CYJEWS!AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>542651987
>>542652652>not natie>gay cafeignoredhiddendont caren ot cute
>>542652539name and shame
>>542652559disgusting.
>>542652559The best I can do is a dupe
>>542652783Put some fucking respect on your Emperor
>>542652783
>>542652783Oh! Jikai next time, OK?!
>>542652783You could say there was an Emperor on your Path
>>542652652
>>542652182Someone was farming parents and just said, fuck it, that’s good enough for one of my aces. Don’t blame him. This schedule is brutal.
>One of my El attempts lacks the mid-race velocity I need>the other has the skills but got like 200 less powerIt's over fellas
>>542648807>Battlefield 6Why waste your money on that dogshit when you just play Project Reality for free?
>>542648158>>542648659Shes based off of Twin Bee who was a regional horse from Kasamatsu like Oguri. Same for Mujimasa March who was based on March Tosho. Funny enough, Twin Bee probably had the better record. >https://www.jbis.jp/horse/0000176854/record/
>>542653238who the FUCK is that uma
>>542652783That's my wife and mother of our daughter, you ungrateful knave
>>542652783BASED!
>not a single rainbow after summer camp except wit 2 timesI refuse to believe anybody plays this without automating it somehow I just can't prove it yet
>>542648152>the umas that got me into finals were randoms I made before CM3 was a thing.Same here. I only knew about the distance and greens required for it. My ace that's been carrying my ass doesn't even have an acceleration inherited unique and solely relying from furious feat
>>542653179
>>542653324I want to sexually fuck your wife and her girlfriend.
Start Turbo Tuesday while we wait for the Hag please nigger, thanks
>>542653528>he's pulling for Haguzensky
>>542653528We JUST had Maruzensky Mondays
Start Turbo Tuesday while we wait for the Spe please nigger, thanks
Looking for that one image of Oguri Cap as Hasan and Tamamo Cross as the dog. I saw it one time before but fucking x refreshed on its own and I can't find it anymore
>>542653283>Twin Bee>Has two Bs in her hairsasuga........
>>542653679But what about Maruzensky Tuesdays?
>>542651987>sniffs another person>"you're making me sound like a perv!"
>>542653773that sounds fucking awful i hope you never find the image and die alone with nobody to find your corpse until rent is due and the repo breaks your door down
AAHHHHHH WHY DID I BUILD LATE SURGERS THEY ARE ALWAYS BLOCKED AND LOVE TO STAY ON 5TH AND 7TH AND JUST ACCELERATE STRAIGHT INTO THE OTHER UMAS ASSES
>>542654060just be rucky bwo
Helios is fucking GAY?!?!
don't ruin cafe for meshe isn't one of these "for (you)" umas rightright?
Is today the last of our borrows before finals registration?
>>542654060Bring 3rd gambler for 5 6 7 then
>>542654060>JUST ACCELERATE STRAIGHT INTO THE OTHER UMAS ASSESH- hot
BAKUSHIN SEIUN KEKS
I'm gonna roooooll
>>542654060Simply surge past all of that.
>>542654140Obviously not. She's for (me).
>>542651987>Girls think you smell nice if you don't bathe for, at minimum, a day and a halfIs this a common form of JP NEET giga-cope?
>>542653773
>>542645996I look like that and I say that.
I wanna fuck and marry that blonde honse
>>542654060You were a bag holder, anon. Just like me.
Thinking about uma butts
>>542654130for palmer, yes
>didn't pull for seiun because blowing 30k for a parent uma seemed dumb>won't pull for bikini hag because no seiun to make building easier and it gets powercrept by its own card>can't pull for niceu natureu (wit) because it's only good for the most frustrating style and riko/rice is around the corner>don't pull for riko/rice because of accelerated schedule cutting down their longevity by 33%so... just never pull?
>>542650896You should love her more
>>542654130All zoomers are it's the fucking water
Happy Meek is for me.
>>542654338its common for all womenthey like the natural male muskyou only should shower once a week max
>>542654060>he fell for the meme
>>542653985I'll be sure to quote you once I encounter it again >>542654349Thanks but the one I saw was a fanart instead of an edit
>>542654423Anon, I...
>>542652365And that's why the game is >>> anime
>>542654423TL Note: Don't actually do this
>>542654405Don't let perfect be the enemy of goodRoll with your heart
Wch Mejiro wud u fug?
>>542654543i'm not gonna have some retarded femcel try to gaslight me it works
>>542654405You can be one of those accounts that shows off hundreds of thousands of unspent free carats.
>>542653940Now we just need to combine the two..
>>542642128Me also
>>542654701All of them, but Ryan I would marry and breed.
>>542654130The vast majority of the honses have some level of yuribait going on, Helios is just the most vocal in regards to Daiichi Ruby
>>542654739I don't shower to piss off women
Still need to watch like 20 story episodes to complete the special missionhaven't even finished ZA DAAAABY episodesfucking hell this is tiresome to even just click past
>>542654796"bait" being the magic word here, as with any hetero jap content these days
>>542642267I will use her as my ace.
>>542654060One of the things I learned by playing Taishin is midrace velocity skills are awesome for avoiding brock. She's almost always on the outside post already when she reaches spurt when she hits nemesis because she was just passing three umas on the outside. If no Nemesis, she's always blocked at the back on the inner rail, but it doesn't matter at that point. I could've noticed this with g*ldshit in cm1, but I couldn't stomach looking at them long enough to see what was working.
>>542654701ardan>palmer>dober>ramonu>mcqueen>bright>ryan
>>542654423That only works if they're already in love with you, and they'll still deny it 90% of the time.
>>542654405Yes, you're only supposed to spend on this banner
>>542654423can confirm, I look like this
Are you ready for all the posts about anons rolling Spe and Maru within first 50 tries?
>>542654774based>>542654930cringe
>>542654130It's a one-sided crushfunnily enough while Ruby isn't as horny for Torena as some others she definitely lands in the same camp as them
Is Fighter as dogshit as it seems on paper?
>>542655026Of course, I'll be the one making them.
>>542646352why do her thighs look thicker when they're between crutches
I feel like the banner calculator is all fucked up. If I have 35k carats now, can I pull on summer maru, riko/rice, and xmas oguri?
>>542655074yes
What program do you guys use to capture your races as webms? I've been using the xbox gamebar but my framerate is really bad and I want to get a better recording of my finals race.
>>542654943yup, they always want to borrow your dirty clothes because they love the stink
>>542654423>Commiting biological warfare
>>542655148obs -> ffmpeg
The pairing that is most openly "we would make this characters officially lesbian if it didn't stop cumbrains from rolling for them" is Gold City and Yeppers
>>542655148OBS
>>542655148I record my monitor's screen with my phone. The video gets shaky when any of my umas win.
>>542655074it's horrendous. literally a 1% chance it'll be useful and 0.1% it'll be maximally effective.
>>542655148nvidia inbuilt recorder
I only want to roll Summer Maruzen just so I can post her here and then never use her
>>542654423Fuji Kiseki hands typed this post
>>542655148Hypercam 2
>>542654927late surgers are a meme because mid race velocity sometimes will move me too far up so I can't proc my accels any more
>>542655148I use bandicam then i crop out the bandicam logo
>>542655320>stinks up the thread>everyone gets debuffed
>>542655148steam already records your game bro, just export it
>titmogging>Heightmogging>AssmoggingThe absolute state of toreiner-san
>>542655148OBS cuz I'm not a retarded faggot that uses the fucking gamebar which records in dog shit quality and manages to fuck up the framerate stability.
>>542653238wait shes actually cute under the retarded mask
last minute Vodka acquired. I don't feel so good for the finals...
>>542655480>HeightmoggingShe's wearing heels.
>>542655440By debuff you mean everyone gets a boner
>>542655148unregistered hypercam 2
>>542654283imagine the smell
post something cute
>>542655148iphone screen record button
>>542655562>777why would you not feel good about this?
>>542655281OBS literally uses ffmpeg you mongoloid, plus NO ONE records with ffmpeg directly, except when in a real dire situation.what people use ffmpeg for is converting things INTO webm(vp9) however, but even then people tend to use garbage that uses ffmpeg throug ha gui. EVERYTHING COMES DOWN TO FFMPEG IN THE END >>542655342>inbuildliterally doesnt exists>>542655459also a very viable solution, as its quality is good enough and the framerate isnt fucked (too much)
>>542655584Japanese humor
>>542655528>showering with clothes on
I will get every gyaru uma pregnant
>>542654140>a schizo who keeps talking to ghost friend>none of the trainers want her due to this>(You) want her>her ghost has a tendency to attack others>considers not working with (You) due to this, but can't because (You) make her feel comfortable>ghost later attacks you>challenges ghost to a race, and tells her to leave if you win>"I won't let you take him!">overcomes one of her greatest challenges and is able to move forwardBro, you are cooked. She is one of the most for (You) and romance-coded story.
>>542655402Yeah, I stopped fucking with them once I realized what was going on. They're overdependent on position distribution to have a good shot, and the typical comps this cm are unfavorable. Keep an eye out for opportunities in the future though.
nice slut
>>542655718At least they still have humor, unlike the UK or god forbid Mutmerica lmao
>>542655880Now this is a nice joke
>>542655563>his gf is taller than him in heelsjk, you have no gf
>>542655860>slopjust say no
>>542655584
>>542655807Don't tell me that "overcomes" means she gets cured of her schizophrenia
>>542656005Nice Nature is not taller than me, lil bro.
>>542654423You gotta find one that specifically likes your musk. I remember my friend telling me about some dating thing where you exchange shirts with another person after wearing it a week to see if you like their natural smell.
Surely everyone got their runs in by now. Did your uma meet your expectation?
cm381839121
>>542656079Hopefully we can just get her some meds to fix her.
>>542655860Nice SNIFF
What the fuck is her problemThat's her own daughter
>>542656190auto-select and got to B finals
>>542656204>18 slots
>>542656042gay
When is she getting added to the game?
>queued up my last 2 tries>2/8i'm already in A, but goddamn are lobbies fucking battlefields right now
>>542654060Late Surgers are only good on sprint and mile. Anything else is meme.
>>542655581You wouldn't do something improper with Master Turbo, would you anon?
>>542656079of course notSundayman simply accepts that (you) are here to stay and now wants you to impregnate cafe
>>542656204nevermind i'm retarded i forgot to change field size72111831this should be fine now i hope
1 hour
>practice perfect and charming in junior year>this is my first inspirationI'M SO FUCKING SCARED...
>>542656572It's 2 hours
>>542656593you got this anon
>>542656593Your mistake was posting it here, now your run is cursed
>>542656537turning this oskaben priestess into an anal priestess
>>542656572dont care feet tranny
>>542656435It's kind of insane that Turbo's character story arc has you realizing how to train her by realizing she's a masochist, like explicitly said to be a masochist
Give me something lewd to gen and I’ll put it in a catbox if I come up with something decent. On-model only. Nothing too degen or niche.
>>542652310I thought you do it to save some money via steam purchase or something.
>>542656593>let's tune in to see how anon will fuck this one up.
>>542655698>literally doesnt existsGeforce experience overlay
I train umas based on how hot their seiyuu are, which means Maru,Tachyon and Bakushin get preferential treatment.
>>542656698rice shower earjob
>>542656437Man, Chiyo is so cute it's unreal.
>>542656691She's just like me
>>542656640fuck if i don't get spurt it's all over for me please please get me spurt hint or spark i don't care>>542656685>>542656709NO LOAD ME UP WITH POSITIVE ENERGY PLEASE POSITIVITY SPIRIT BOMB COME ON
are you pulling?
heh... if i had groundwork and focus, it would be 80/80... i am restrained for your safety... nothin personel
>>542656686Don't talk about my daughter like that.
>>542656929Pulling my knob to eishins saggy tits
>>542656929yes my wife needs her roommate
>>542656929Yeah, I'm pulling my cock out
>>542653412
>>542656896You gotta figure out a way to get Ikuno Dictus to step on you both then, Torena-san
>>542656925I BELIEVE IN YOU ANONGO FORTH AND SUCCEED
>>542656473Replay:https://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku//#/racedata?bin=9NVTonA6yiThought it was over for Seiun when I saw it was a single front lobby, but turns out she's just that strong.
>>542655112more likely than not you don't have to pull 200 times on both uma banners so even accounting for full 200 pull you're fine
>>542654140>doesn't want a character to be for (You)
>>542657089My Ikuno Dictus fig looks down at me when I'm lying in bed, haha...
>>542656848>earjobi can’t into, sorry anon. something else with rice shower? ear touching is fine
How many hours till maru?
I'm waiting for the last hour to cash in my last entries for round 2. If any of you sweaty faggots has yet to race, please do your entries before the final hour. Thanks.
>>542656698Summer Maruzensky nip slip while she run
>>542656848>earjobknew that agnes and rice people are cucks and giant freaks but good lord
>>542657225Funny reaction image, that's my favorite story.I just don't like characters who are made only to pander to (You) I like some meat in my careers.
>>542650917>You will never shoot your goo goo babies during the daily goo goo babies nursing handjob training session for trainersFuckin' ell'
This is your opponent in the Leo cup finalsDo you survive?
New Year Opera better than the default, yea? I want my oshi to win but her unique is so bad..
>>542657447MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>542657091>failed a 12% possible spurt hint trainingBUT IT WAS WIT SO I STILL BELIEVE THANK YOU
>>542657483this thing is a perma-9th.
>>542657493yes
Is it awful to have 3 gamblers? For some reason I'm actually doing much worse after adding another one compared to 2 gamblers and 1 pace
>>542657434>agnes
>>542656698Super Creek in a punk rock outfit being a bad girl like Belno, lifting her shirt and bra and flashing one of her tits at you.
I love hags
>>542657081
okay we get it indo turd you love to goon now shut up and TAL KABOUT THE GAME FOR ONCE IN YOUR SAD LIFE>>542657702yes agnes get over it you faggot beta male
uh oh, you nerds made our local transfriend mad
>he's back again
>>542657447
This dork is too adorable
uh oh melty
>>542657493They learned from their mistakes with the first few alts and pretty much all alts (some exceptions) going forward will be better than their originals
special weeks bikini is better than maruzenskys
Schizo-san... please take your meds...
>>5426576293 gamblers means they can block eachother, same with 3 fronts, you need to hedge your bets.
>no argumentfigures
>>542657629if race composition is too heavy in lates/ends (thus light on fronts/pace) then, inevitably, the gamblers that are most invested in mid-games and/or wit will position themselves out of pump and feat which ensures they have no chance. the greedy gamblers that went pure accels (me) will actually be better positioned thanks to the flooded field.
wait... you're telling me... summer spe's unique doesn't come with the bonus velocity currently???
>>542641458doctor hererun her as end closer1 golden bluesome distance and style midrace skillspump iron and a bit more wit
>>542657503YEEEEEEEEES FUCK YES my rainbows aren't going too good but fuuck i have to do this
>>542657607In your dreamsThat Tachy is easily a champion
>>542657483Easily, and I don't even have groundwork.
>>542657447Gentilcow is way too hot and her tits are so big, fuck damn it
>>542641458Marry her and have her race as end closer
>>542657989Somehow the opposite happened for me, my gambler with no mid race ended up 3rd and my gamblers with mid race were 8th and 9thThis shit is so annoying, why didn't I just build a front runner
>>542657731
you owe it to her, make her your ace
hmmmmmm summer spe flaunting her pits for all to see...
>>542657617>>542657889thank you... the overlord's rule is yet to come, but i will bide my time.
>>542657447>>542658124gentle marriagegentle training sessionsgentle sex after marriage for baby making
>>542658124BASED straight male
gimme an image for the next bread if you desire, first come first serve, if another anon makes another bread i'll keep them safe for future breads
>>542658265
Does winning the URA Finale ever stop feeling great? This is my third win after feeling like I would never be able to even finish all the goals. I think the only thing now is to have a perfect run where I come in first in every race. I will say that I think I must be internalizing how to play this game, because this run didn't feel like it took nearly as much time for me to decide what to train and when to rest. Are the "Increase performance during [x]" skills crutches? I always try to get those.
>>542658198Eeew, get away from my team you debuffer.
Fuku Horse is cute too! Very fluffyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEEEbu64ORU
>>542658169
>>542658121>only 1 gold that can activate early race cornerthis one dies on the spurt phase lol
meat- i mean, bread>>542658426>>542658426>>542658426
>>5426576293 gamblers means you're relying on the other two not running a Seiun Sky themselves and instawinning
>>542658315Glad to see you're enjoying yourself newcutie, soon winning URA finals will be par for the course and you'll look back with your A umas and wonder how you were ever able to make Bs.Green skills are generally not as useful as skills that increase velocity like ramp up, but they are good for bringing your stats up where you would otherwise get statchecked by the NPCs.
>>542656079The ghost will help you get erect so you can fuck Cafe
>>542658315>an actual new playeri didn't think any of you would ever exist again.there are guidelines to "proper play" for career that stay generally true throughout but, obviously, context matters from decision to decision. familiarity with the career only really comes through understanding what the choices entail. here is a useful companion tool for your runs that you should be utilizing if you aren't already:https://gametora.com/umamusume/training-event-helpertry to enter a career with a goal in-mind. for example, i may look at my team trials roster and decide "hey, i need a unit for medium races" and search through my available characters for someone that is well-suited for mediums. once the goal is set, you need to know how to achieve that goal. how much stamina do i need? does this character have a bonus to stamina gain? how many stamina cards should i expect to use to attain the necessary stamina? which stamina cards should i use? this one pumps out a lot of stats but this one gives really nice skills for the distance and style. etc. this logic tree will help to build strong decks.>stamina? is that important?yes, stamina is your HP and your horse will burn HP for every second they are running, more when they run faster. if your horse runs out of HP then they move very slowly which is generally a bad idea during a race. here is a very useful document to reference when you have a question regarding the game:https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/preview?tab=t.0#heading=h.5gejlihfmr29 (linked to an useful stamina chart)the "green" or passive skills have a time and place but, outside of frontrunners, are generally just a means to efficiently spend your skill-points and min-max for a specific champions meet.there are plenty of youtubers that churned out beginner guide videos. try your best to listen to a variety of voices and slowly determine who is worth listening to as you learn more yourself.good luck.
>>542655807>>542656079The ghost is real though? She's not schizo.
>42/45>2nd Tenno Sho (Spring)>2nd Kinko Sho>2nd Stayers StakesSo close yet so far away from a clean 1st place only record
>>542651340a good blue, scenario spark, good pink, AND relevant whites? Probably over 500. Inheritances are merciless.
>>542652310>wifenow you're just being MEAN
>>542658315We're all completely jaded, blow through careers like nothing building horses for pvp, and hate every result that isn't in the top 5%.
>>542648361Kitasan has a higher glycemic index?
