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I LOVE TV!!
THE BLOOD MUST FLOW
off to a good start alreadyI'm gonna draw Gaster suffering through a femanon's period cramps tonight
>Latest news
>>542679173This is what saw Noelle each night before bed
anchor for personal creations, reply with your latest work!
>>542678928>>542678928The fact you can see the toilet in the frame makes me physically nauseous.
>>542679268all hail pippins autism
>>542679138* ... Huh?* You couldn't see it just now. That was strange.
>>542679197I hope I can get reds that saturated next time
>>542679197This is so fucking disgusting, m8.
>>542679315i like her mouth wart.
>>542678928Bangin’ OP my woman
I need to shower but man I’m tired
>>542679127yea that was me. I like drawing deer
i only make on model art
>>542679315I love them!!!! Thank you for the art anon. Saved to my folder, that I'll cry about when I'm old and alzheimer-addled.>>542679379If I didn't give a shit three years ago, I wouldn't give a shit now.>>542679474Maybe blood thinners could help imkiddingimkiddingimkidding>>542679474I have seen worse. I worked as a hospital ward for two years out of school. The ER is a circle of hell on its own.
>>542678928
>>542679630keep posting those goddamn deer. i kneel. id ask for your art accounts if youre comfortable but you don't have to/might not be advisable
If young Asgore was confirmed to be as twinkish as Asriel there would be a lot more art of him fucking deers.Read that again.
>>542679315HAIL
>>542679751*picks your alzheimer brain plaque with chopsticks and add them to my ramen*
>>542679630>the small lines implying the fur color changewaow
>>542679940NO WHAT ARE YOU DOIN-AUGHhrhrhrhplglplplbplbplbplbpb
I Gasterbated too much
You made THAT the OP image?!?! You want the j*nny to wipe us out?!
>>542679751you being a kraut orbiter puts you slightly above temfag still below the bar
>>542680049It doesn't break the rules, painteranon wasn't banned for it
Why do people draw frisk and kris like this?
Gerson didn’t fail to finish Lord of the Hammer because he got ‘consumed by his writing’, he was actually spending too much time fucking his human mage side piece.
i feel like a fucking mongolian tribesman because I haven't heard about half the shit anybody is talking about, who the fuck is the new kraut orbiter and who the fuck did period blood art
>>542680069>
>>542680197Someone press Save on this Anon right now
>>542680185black boy frisk and kris are cute and chara is a white yakubian devil
>>542680197Ignore threadshitter drama, it is completely irrelevant
Uhhh post voice requests. I can save this thread. Trust.
>>542679751>hospital ward/ERDamn. Having family members in medicine was rough enough. I heard jokes, stories and saw diagrams that were graphic.>t. Susie in the AU where she's raised by her dad Gaster, who is a medical doctor working at Ebott Hospital
>>542680185Chara is canonically a jolly little German boy (gender neutral) with rosy cheeks who carries a lollipop and goes YOUPIIIII
>>542679751>three yearswhat sort of trauma was induced on you three years ago that i expedite?I feel like i am taking advantage of misery here.
>>542680315sans saying "if it isn't my old nemesis... Chattanooga Jones..."and then paps asks who the fuck Chattanooga Jones is
>>542680315Sans and Chara having a debate about Fun Gang violence
>>542680049Thank you for saving the stupid doodle I made.
This guy is taking up too much of the aisle and won’t move
>>542680618Kris as one of those TikTok pranksters who screams in a store then hides and scares random boomer customers (Tenna is the boomer)
>>542680618tell him i want that tv cock in me
>>542680618Pull on his tenna...
>>542680339Yeah, it's never pretty. The biggest problems I had working there were seeing really weak patients getting ignored by desensitized doctors, and junkies being violent to people who were only there to get better. Makes me angry thinking about it.>>542680441Oh nothing in particular, just dealing with you and all the other weird thread personalities from back when I first arrived was always a circus, lmao
>>542680618>WD40WDG40 and up more like.
>>542680185Because its what Toby intended
>>542680464https://voca.ro/14Anmqaa5s1Y>>542680541https://voca.ro/1bFrLoGASiC3
>>542680618You retard, MOVE ASIDE if you're not gonna help with his shopping because I will and then get his number at the end
>>542680740milk looker only makes fun of Kris' freak family because he saw what he did with those gallons of milk
>>542680798I prefer when you weren’t an obnoxious faggot and just posted art
>>542680812>WD40>WING DINGS 40
>>542680943Relax threadshitter
>>542680618bitch in the back doesnt even know she's in the presence of the real tenna id be freaking out
>>542679658She cute.
>>542680740I did that, at Home Depot, those big black rubber hoses, I would watch the other aisle until someone was there and immediately push it to them, my dad caught me getting a couple and I was grounded so I played Kirby Pinball
>>542680997funny for a fucking kraut orbiter to say
>>542680185I hate it myself. They are ASIAN.
>>542680618>costco tennaReally maximizing his DILF appeal. Consider my crotch swamped.
>>542680798if you ever needed to write the book on fascism, then look at this thread and see how quickly you can rile yourself against it by saying "i don't mind the kraut".the classic "us versus them"-mentality quickly settles out of solution and suddenly you see people acting awfully smug snitching on you and conspiring to do stuff to you.like i said: i feel it would be healthier for you if you were more like them.retarded but happy instead of just retarded.
>>542680943>>542680997>>542681220Nta you tried to frame me as, but if you like me posting art, do you have anything you'd like me to make in particular? Captcha: ORGY2
>>542680185Because they think they will get brownie points for being a niggerlover on the internet
>>542680618how do i have sex with him
>>542681460Befriend him
Weekday threads are fucking cursed man.
>>542681407nta but snowball fight maybe with queen and robooelle
>>542681407no fuck off I bet your best buddy kraut has something for you to paste into the thread
>>542681460You take it all.
Jobless behavior
>>542681520BeFRIEND him, you say?
>>542681460step 1: consider not doing suicidestep 2: DO NOT COMMIT SUICIDEstep 3: step away from the noosestep 4: develope social skills on wikihowstep 5: touch grassstep 6: ???step 7: profit, 3 children, happily married, financial and mental stability come to you
So what's he been thinking about?
>>542681615hhhhot...imagine his voice telling you to "take it all"
>>542680185I actually kinda like black Kris...
>>542680884i love how the chattanooga jones one is phrased in such a way that it feels like he just showed up in their house and it wasn't a planned meeting or a duel or anything
>>542681738Very terrifying unless he shrinks
>>542681660/utg/ utterly btfo'd
>>542681407more robonoelley
>>542681460Like this https://voca.ro/14pgL5DTROXl
>>542681836youre just going to have to deal with it sorry anon and make the fear make you cum hardersaid noelle from deltarune
I WANNA SHARE THE SAME BED WITH TOBY ITS SO UNFAIR THAT HE ISNT MINE!!!
>>542681929Hot.
>>542681929the fucking cartoon splat at the end gets me every time.
>>542682002>zoomie slang
>>542681242What’s DILF about Costco? I bought my piano at Costco and I’m not a DILF.
So, ripping out my toenails and leaving them on the floor, they would be Darkners? Are there Darkners of discarded body parts yet? Besides Gerson
SEXO! SEEEEEXXXOOOOOOO MUCHO SEXXXOOOOOO!!!!!
>>542682207no unless you play with them
>>542682191You will be soon
>>542682191Domesticated old man shopping = daddy
>>542682207If Kris hand theory is true, I imagine we'll see a disembodied hand darkner a la addam's family.
>>542682232holy fuck
>>542682191Don't tell this anon he's an unc..........
>>542682002just remember: due to the climate of the thread, we are not friends, we are never going to be friends and we probably do not have much in common anyway (plus i am sort of a cunt).but just because we are not friends, doesn't have to mean we are enemies.i am a little devil that smiles and you decide for yourself wether i laugh with you or at you.
even in /utg/ the warring thread personalities make up eventually
>>542682232jesus christ......he would be so good at riding. his thighs on top of yours, the heft of his body, the way he'd drag up and down your cock. putting your face in-between his sweaty tits.
>>542682551you didn’t feel any embarrassment writing that all out? not a drop?
>>542682551*teleports behind you*
>>542682669he really seems to think he's badass it's hilarious
>>542682763its cute
>>542682720
hey guys! im favey the fave!
fat and fashionable TV
No, finish it now bitch
>>542682763well I know exactly one person in the thread who’ll take it seriously
>>542682642https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHjr9spGyBM*me and several anons come out of the bunker to heal the wounded*
>>542682551Feeling's mutual.
>>542682669don't worry, nobody will simp on you if there was a money prize behind your flat kaard-ass.
>>542682892wrong post suicide imminent
>>542683064does having a single simp really give you that much of a chip on your shoulder?
>>542682892i am not clicking that what the fuck
>>542682281You gotta be a Dad for that. Just because I’ve had thoughts about Noelle or Susie being my Daughter doesn’t mean shit.>>542682329Domesticated old man shopping??>>542682384I’m 25…
>>542682892>the last half-decent noelle art was made by a trannywell.shit.
>>542683183I actually feel bad didnt mean that to be a bait and switch dont click that unless you want to see self harm scars I guess
>>542682892LMAO this thread's imploding!Chaos, chaos!
>>542683301What is this dance called
>ageplay tranny and ngmi tranny are both noellefagsevery fucking timewhat about noelle makes men turn into this?
>>542683418orange justice.
>>542683418orange justice.....uncultured anon
I fucking NEED Tenna's tits more than I do oxygen after that animation
Voicefag if you're still in the thread, can you make Susie say "Now wait just a cotton-picking moment, Kris"?
>>542682232>Tenna when I strap him
>>542683535>>542683482Hell yeah I see it everywhere but never got the name ty now I will learn it
>>542683468blonde hair/generically cute triggers their agp like hell
>>542680189anti pippins slurs -> dicer
>>542682892it is true
>>542683418it's been 7 years...... fuck
>>542683468>ngmi trannywho?
>>542683171you fail to see that i am extremely humble myself, but even in my humblest of moments, i still think you are a garbage person and i waste no effort to think of you as a lesser being even in my lower moments.
Making Mecha Kris is... Interesting. Kris has a round head, so I don't think I can incorporate metal spines into the design or anything.Maybe they should have more megaman inspirations? I took a lot of metal sonic's design elements for noelle, so maybe I should do that. I'm not sure.
>>542683775the anon who posts "im a neckbeard but i wish i was noelle"
Are Noellefags losing it?
>>542683869yeah exactly hope the fags at least sucking you off
>>542684035transelle cast snowgrave on yourself.
I miss how uncomfortable I felt when I first interacted with Spamton. He gives off really rapey vibes that no one seems to talk about. He's so desperate, I would not want to be left in a room alone with him...
Post humanfication DR
>>542684052you sound like you are both jealous and committing friendly fire.nice.THIS THREAD SUPPORTS TRANSELLE.
>>542684316I will grant your wish but take advantage your vague wording
>>542679268I CAN DO ANYTHING!!!!
>>542682232>non canon compliant shark teethMy vagina remains dry.
>>542684349oh that’s because your reading comprehension sinks whenever someone doesnt mention the one topic your brain functions on go ahead talk with your faggotette
>>542684741anon angy
>>542684741based angy anon
This imagine made me imagine how weird and specific a human-monster pair of lovers could be buried with each other. You could go for the human being cremated and mixed with the dust, the human holding something containing the dust, the dust being sprinkled on the human, placing the dust inside the human, and probably more things.A human-monster pair could experience a oneness that you wouldn’t be able to otherwise.
>>542684636I can perfectly reimagine that gif with him having his normal teeth, being shirtless and his big pecs bouncing with every movement, sounds like a you problem
Stalker 2 sucks so much, said fave.
>>542683882if you're going for the Zero vibe could check out some of his helmets, or some of X's various armors. there's also the fellas made from X in the Zero games. some of X's armors come with a metal ninja mask you could slap on Kris
>>542684514https://youtu.be/7NConyRNMK4
I feel like I’m the only person to notice that tenna’s suit + shirt + tie create a weird face on his chest
>>542685034holy based song
>>542682002Its almost like the history of all hitherto existing human society is some king of class conflict
>>542685121?? Post an image highlighting what you mean
>>542684956
>>542684741why would i talk to a fucking faggot with an overdue shelf life if i have you? a faggot that's gonna last a little longer without expring?
>>542682191Retards call childless 28 year old milfs, I'm not surprised retarded women call grocery shopping DILFcoded.
>>542685017I've decided to take some inspiration from SOMA's Simon Jarett in his android body. I feel like the empty face sort of look is a good parallel to the real Kris. I'll look at X's body designs though, since I'm still struggling on that.
>>542685242missed the post here >>542683882 now you can continue your faggotry proper
>>542684957fave actually really liked stalker 2 even with all its flaws and fave wonders if they’re wrong or have poor taste since everyone seems to hate it and think it’s yet another total modern gaming failure
>>542684449I need more black Friends inside me
>>542685210like, it looks exactly like the mantle face even. It has spikes for teeth, the tie is the tongue, it even changes with his sprite. Idk it's a weird thing I noticed when replaying.
>>542685397
>>542685397who?
>>542685429Fave was hoping that after a decade of technological advancement there'd be a significant improvement to the A-Life system instead of it being gutted entirely.
>>542684449i love sleazy human spamtons
>>542685608You know what else looks like the mantle sprite? Mettaton's torso. Its dials starts frowning and the belt plate mouth starts opening when you kick his ass.
>>542679772yo is that bald mettaton
>>542685685krauts biggest fan haven’t been paying attention to the thread?
>>542685608BOOO IT'S ME THE SCARY CLOWN MAN THAT LIVES INSIDE TENNA'S BODY AND YOU WILL NEVER BE INSIDE TENNA BECAUSE I AM INSIDE TENNA
>>542685395based choice, honestly might not be a bad idea to run with a futuristic diving suit look. maybe give him an asymmetrical arm/hand to emulate whatever is going on with the grey goner stuff on it/shadow crystal making it invisible.
>>542685921Gee tenna how come your lightner lets you have two mouths
>>542685921>lives inside of tennas bodysome people have all the luck
>>542685794
>>542685921Yeah kind of like that. Although I imagine it doesn’t have any eyes or real features besides the mouth, like actual mantle.
>>542685921Friend inside him...
>>542685962Was thinking of giving him an arm cannon kind of like mystery man, since I didn't end up giving metal noelle one like I thought I would.But I still want to give him a laser sword and shield... This is a draft, so I'll keep thinking about it.
>>542686016Holy fucking based, source? Schizo Uncle Spamton is extremely based
>>542679268Gaster shouldering another woman's bloody burden in her stead
>>542685608>>542685921The first few notes of the TV World theme's melody kicking in also resemble YBN/ROOTS
>>542685908can you stop talking to me in third person?who?
>>542686202could always have an arm canon coming out of some sort of round buckler looking part, which expands into the full energy shield
>>542686435Stop.
>>542685517I will close my eyes, ignore the innuendo, and hand you my two black friends Jevil and Sans
>>542686435NOT THE GASTER PERIOD CRAMPS
>>542686478what buzzwords do I need to get you to comprehend that easy of a sentence?
>>542686435RED YET REDDER
>>542686435MY FUARKIN' HERO feminist Gaster, so kind of him...
>>542686435Based Gaster
>>542686558Nigger
>>542686435does this imply he has a fertile womb full of eggs?
You know, the Moon would totally make sense as a Sun Darkner
>>542686713No, I gave him period crampsSpamton has the fertile eggs
>>542686658>>542686679>>542686558>>542686435>>542686656KYS
>>542686793Spamton womb massage...
>>542686840WHAT DID I DO
>>542686605make sense you ovulation-machine.
>>542686793>>542686883>>542686793KYS
>>542686934you’re probably the only female in the thread at this moment
>>542680185Why can't blacks make their own shit instead of stealing?
>>542686435LYS
Was this a bad time to make shitpost art? Should I have just stuck to Spamtenna analysis today?
>>542687086>blacks>not stealinglol
>>542686840>angy
>>542680185This implies that Frisk suddenly becomes white in post-Genocide TP which is really funny
>>542687154No it was a good time to post art, everyone loves itDisregard the threadshitting tourists
Well, there is a man here. (?)
>>542687154I thought the art was good, you make a really good Gaster. Can you draw him in Tenna's outfit?
>>542687086does this imply it’s stealing when the humanization is white or other race too
>>542687154no you did the right thing it is very funny how much psychic damage it does
>>542687154No, keep up the shitpost art. Shitposting will continue until morale improves.
>>542686495Hmmm... I'm thinking of keeping the weapons out of the design, and for them to just be deployed on command, like light constructs.Gonna give Mecha Kris a cape, but I'm conflicted- should it be the same color as the cowl over Kris' shoulder, or should it look like the shadow mantle?
>>542687017nice.i mean, if i were a girl, i'd be gay too if my choices were limited to you.lmao.
>>542687346It's usually white characters that niggers recolor as black so no. White characters being drawn as white is not stealing.
>>542684514
>>542687341I'll try to do that when I have more free time. Unfortunately I gotta wageslave and they're making me OT this week. So weekend, maybe.
>>542687497none of those characters are white except sans but he’s a nondescript skeleton
>>542687402I'd keep it Kris' cape color, otherwise it's a wee too muted
>>542687346The fact people recolor Kris as black is the exact hard evidence that proves they see Kris as white.If they didn't see Kris as white, they wouldn't melanin-ify Kris.
>>542687593Says who?
>>542686435I genuinely wonder why women do this to their husbandos. I don't think men project male qualities in their waifus.
>>542687509what is his schizo lore
>>542687719Futanari exists so...
I'm ready for you, painteranon :)
>>542687679toby fox and their skin color
>>542687719one word: tomboy
>>542687775thailand is not real.
>>542687719I can't wait for the armchair-tier reply that will result from this post that is full of projection and headcanons
>>542687669Kris is white.
AI RPG is surpisingly accurate but it gets details wrong like>Toriel is naked other than an apron>Toriel got confused when I asked if she was driving me to school and apparently was baking rather then getting read for school herself>Susie sits in Monster Kids seat>Noelle has regular pencils>Susie is perpetually in her dark world clothing>Alphys casually teaches about dark worlds in class>And Lancer greets us in the darkworld not RalseiStill its a lot better than AI Dungeon which doesn't even know what Deltarune is
>>542687719They do it because they are freaks that also draw men bleeding from a cunt they also drew on them to humiliate men or bring them down to their disgusting foid level.
Best part about Spamtenna is the Tom and Jerry physics
>>542687481huh why are you still here replying to me your orbiter is waiting for some yous get on it champ
>>542688039This is why I want Noelle so bad she'll shed a snack for me every so often, TWICE!
>>542687775That's tranny shit. Most men don't give dicks to their waifu.>>542687825That's fairer. Some tomboy are just men with tits, especially the muscle mommies.
>>542687823Where did Toby Fox say they weren't white? Also Kris is tan.
>>542688057
>>542684883blessed shape rotator using powers for good
>>542688165RK bls save this thread
>>542687719this thread has been talking about dess molesting little boys for months which is a male trait
>>542688520susie saving kris by throwing kris through the rape zone into the ape zone
>>542688045Why are you so triggered by a joke, snowflake?
thread angyimma post nice tits.
>>542687639Do you think Mecha Kris looks better with or without the cape? Personally, I prefer him capeless. His colours are a bit mute on purpose, since he's suppose to be a metallic/soulless reflection of the real Kris.What do you guys think? Cape or no cape?
not posting enough goat this thread
Spamton NEO turns me on, good night
>>542688820Cape. Looks more menacing, which doesn't make sense for a robot and is more cartoony than soulless, but that's what I like about it.
>>542688516OK sweetie, how about look up the daily cases of a female teacher molesting her male student
fave galloping on all fours at you at 25 miles per hour
>>542688520I have a theory that apes scream
I'm not racist in the sense I think any race can produce a smart & empathetic person. But I just don't think multiculturalism works.Fave remarked
>>542688820maybe loose wires emulating a scarf or cape instead? keeps the gangly robot look
>>542688820is that supposed to be kris's face glowing through a hood? I think maybe try and make it look less like kris has a big microphone head if possible kek, and keep the cape but make it go over the shoulder just floor length. looks cool and regal that way. he looks like an unintimidating string bean a little here
>>542688516Dude, can you cut it out with the allegations? It was one kid and Kris deserved it, he's a little shit.
>>542688776Holy shit, Mitsuru Persona 3 has a FURsona too?
>>542688985>male teachers make up majority of all sexual assault cases point…. Made?
>>542689051Fusion food is really good though. Every tried Japanese-Mexican food? Shit's awesome.said Spamton
>>542689268So like yes, but also, food seems to be literally the only positive people can ever think of.
>>542689000He was way ahead of you.
>>542688970Alright, I'll keep the cape, but I'll have to incorporate it in another way just for my own satisfaction.>>542689075This could work. I'll have to think about it a little longer.>>542689117It's more suppose to be inspired by picrel. The gimmick is that he's faceless and voiceless, kind of like how the real Kris is- devoid of a voice and/or autonomy due to the influence of the SOUL. He looks like a string bean 'cause another one of his influences- metal sonic- is gangly and robotic in appearance.
>>542689051>>542689459I love there's multiple takes on this.
>>542689459What position did Dess prefer with Asriel?
>>542689580both look like shit
You have surpassed even The Fave.I now declare you... Big Fave!
>>542689693Short stack =/= fat
>>542689791they are if they're 300 lbs
>>542689791i think possibly "300lb" may equal "fat"
>>542689693I'd rather half-rotted corpse dessknight than this.
>its penis inspection day>the bunker door is already locked
>>542689459we need to retuvn to a time before industrialization and late stage capitalism, humans must be forced to live on without relying on mass-produced goods
>>542688057>>542688331yes, some of the best porn and fetish art of spamtenna also understands this. they swap out their cocks with bombs in their asses and then burp out the explosions
>>542689693GOOD LORDDDDDD AWOOOOOOOOGAAAAAAAAAAA MY KNIGHT IS ROARING!!!
>>542686558He looks like he fucks fat white milfs that adopt Kris
>>542690043Source?
>>542690067thinking about that anon who was like id do anything to fuck a chick that looked like alphys and and anon immediately responded youre black and anon was like you could tell that easily :(
>>542689951>Mettaton is Susie's dad>Semi is Susie's Grandpa>Gaster is Mettaton's twin brother>Gaster is Susie's uncle>Sans and Papyrus are Susie's other uncles
The thread is slow again...
>>542690148My head mainlySorry, not feeling up to searching for the porn that is wacky enough for what I mean
>>542679268If you are currently experiencing a painless period, you have someone to thank for that
>>542689791You don't know what a short stack looks like at all.
>>542690464Thank you uncle Gaster
>>542690245Makes sense, I would also breed Alphys with my superior black seed
>>542690432you could say its YOUR TAKING TO LONG
>>542688516Wasn't that also shotacon women?
Settle the scoreWhat is your gender, /utg/
>>542690505*waddles in*
>>542689791This is what a shortstack is in 2025 I fear.
What's Tenna's actual butt size?
to the anon who drew noelle and kris in winter attire, you forgot one of her horns so I drew it for youit looks like a tiny hat and I'm reconsidering it now
>>542690691Haven't we been over this a thousand times already??
>>542690745But it's not reality. A shortstack proper has a thin waist, D cup tits, bug ass and is at maximum 5'
>>542688516Gender is a social construct, anon, there is no such thing as male traits.
>>542690464aww thank you gaster. I am actually. Love you goop grandpa
>>542690691I'm a man. But I am also a dork.
>>542690915>bug assnigga needs that thorax
>>542690691Posts don't have genders you fucking creep, it's just words on a screen
>>542690691Non-binary.
>>542690767His model is a woman but he's supposed to be the second pic. Nice and flat. Tired of the lanklet erasure.
>>542690915stop playing silksong anon
>>542690691FemBut dosnt realy count cus im not a Utg regy or /vg/ regy overal.. i play mobile gaems (moderatly)
>>542690691You're asking me like I can just pick what I want.
>>542690691mang
>>542691076Okay faggotry aside, what's between them sexy thighs
*writes long post with insightful analysis of human nature that unifies the grand themes of Deltarune**falls asleep in bed before submitting post**phone battery dies**phone falls off bed**kicks blanket off bed and onto phone*
The most unrealistic part of Deltarune is that all the female teens in the game are core gamers.
>>542691332Idk, I think only Noelle is and she probably only got into it to impress Kris.
>>542691096
>>542691473Carol is such a bratty Karen, needs correction...
>>542691289Something very small
>>542689051t. was bullied by a singular brown person in highschool so they think their country that has most definitely been cosmopolitan for the last 90 years needs to suddenly turn into a fascist ethnostate
>>542691527No, Susie too has weirdly indepth knowledge of RPG terms and concepts too. Alphys is almost certainly a dirty gamer. Can't really say much for the others but it's probably easy to assume they're not gamers.
KRIS NO STOP THAT'S NOT RAIN
>>542691702Susie herself said she doesn't play much, she's more of a casual gamer. Alphys is an adult but she probably likes VNs more than anything, she's more into anime.
>>542679268>>542688820>>542689117I've decided after looking at Mecha Kris for a while, that I'll make their head a hood instead of just a vague metal ball. They'll still have no face, but I think this gives the design a little more texture. Thank you for the inspiration, anon.
Just thought of the most retarded theory I've ever seen about Deltarune. Carol's obsession with freezing things is from her desire to live forever, and she wants to bodyswap into Noelle like Dante in FMA03 and put Rudy's soul in Kris's body.
>>542691527Noelle is casually interested in it and probably likes mobile games what with Queen bringing it up and her making an among us reference Susie just happens to like video games, idk, strong bullies can like video games from time to times Alphys has always been a nerd who likes video games and stuff like that I don't think any other woman in hometown knows what a video game is or even plays them
good evening i love them
>>542692007You're a complete fucking retard and I hope you get raped by whatever minority you've decided to seethe against this week
>>542691830Still applies. I would also hazard to say Carol might be a gamer, but it's probably largely limited to playing with family given the rest seems into games, which she's probably not doing much of today. Like she used to do Mario party with them.
>>542690772lol I haven't finished it my lineart is so sloppy on this one (and all others) im sure theyre missing all sorts of fingers and stuff. thank you anon for giving her a horn transplant im sure she feels much better
>>542692071>t. brown
>>542692142I'm whiter than you, two percentie.
>>542692004Remember when we all thought Tenna was evil because Spamton said so? Good times.
>>542690819this image but its those two sister dice
>>542692219He genuinely is though
>>542692004evenin'
>>542691910I think both Mecha Kris and Mecha Noelle could probably use thicker frames overall; you made them so lithe that they look almost paper thin, especially next to Queen who has a very thick sprite. I don't know if you want to hear this or will even be receptive since you've done so much with the existing designs howeverMecha Kris' hair doesn't look badl but the way it completely envelops around him makes it look more like a mane that a lion would have and doesn't really resemble Kris' haircut at all.
>>542679268I love whiteboard interactions
>>542692478>NOOO REEEE COSMOPOLITANISM REEEEEE I AM LE RACIST REEEE >Is a european mutt themselves lol, lmao
>>542691910the hood change is great anon
>>542691910simulates kris' ahoge too, nice
>>542692478Okay, you're totally hundred percent an aryan super chad, just go back to posting doe rape.
>>542692548>>542692594Big thankies, big thankies.
>>542691701The funny thing is these losers if they really believe in it do eventually move into some whites only enclave and get blackpilled once they realize they hate other white people too and move back to a normal place.
>>542692293He is a beautiful princess with a disorderA menhera maidenA perfect Jirai OnnaA delicate, pure and untainted virginIt's not his fault you can't handle him
What happened to Krusie posters
>>542689693Would.
does anyone have an archive link for the very first /utg/ thread
>>542692778They're probably all over in the Krusie general in /trash/.
>>542692661Am I speaking to kraut-arab? Stop larping about your genome and go back to herding goats you self-hating retard. >>542692734They think when they talk to another PVRE ARYVAN that they'll magically stop being a fucking loser that no one cares about; like the spirits of hyperborea will descend to this earth and cure the autism away once they rid themselves of those damn darkies or whatever the fuck
>>542692638
>>542692736That's a funny way to say she's swallowed liters of Kris's apple seed.
>>542692859woah be careful there anon apparently kraut has a public admiring squirming about
>>542692778most probably moved to /sus/ and other social media. I've returned to /utg/ for awhile after playing through chapter 3 and 4. Been doing some drawfriending here and there, but I REALLY need to get my ass back to the second part of a Krusie fic I started years ago.These two still make me happy.
>>542692874Thank you. Was that so hard?
>>542692778biding my time, dear brother
chapter hype has died down why cant we just be one big happy thread family
>>542693001also SNIFFFFFFFF
Fave is considering switching to Linux but is worried about some of his games not being supported
>>542693191Susie is stinkySTINKY
>>542693063Whatever you larp and lie to yourself to feel better, you fat loser virgin fuck. I'm sure it'll be more of a ride on your mobility scooter than an actual walk.
Could they stop The Roaring?
Okay, final design for Mecha Kris. I'm thinking of returning their cape for a NEO form.Their weapons are light constructs of a sword and shield, and I'm thinking of giving them a little heart-shaped probe bot that can control weak darkners like malware.Cheers for the help anons.
>>542693284I'm 6'1 and 160lbs, I actually have to gain weight.
>>542692536>both are the quiet type>both farm aura constantly wow. made for each other!
>>542693261Dual boot with a separate boot device (because windows has a habit of nuking bootloaders that aren't for linux). Said Alphys.
>>542693261I switched to Linux back in 2023, it hasn't been all sunshine and rainbows, but I've gotten most of my games to work and it's been business as usual for me. Though if you play any mainstream AAA shit, you are probably going to have problems. Make sure to consult protonDB for compatibility stuff.Said Gaster Undertale/Deltarune
>>542693361They're all humans, and adults who know how to actually fight instead of a retarded defenseless child; I'm pretty sure the scout alone could beat the roaring knight to death with his bare hands. They wouldn't even flinch.
>>542693452>Aren't for linuxI meant bootloaders that aren't for Windows, oops.
>>542691117>His model is a womanQrd?
>>542693389
>>542692756I wish I could take Tenna's BWC and watch him twitch and squirm as he rapidly and desperately pounds into me while loudly moaning uncontrollably
>>542693265Yeah but Susie is a girl who stinks good.
>>542693261tell fave to put linux on a laptop or old pc and test his games before making the jump. if it requires invasive anticheat, he shouldn't be playing it in the first place.undertaledeltarune
>>542693418Jenny aurafarms?Their kid could Rival Piccolo's levels of aura...
>>542693627
>>542692404Sorry anon, I missed your post. I'm more partial to the gangly robot proportions I already have, but when I make a mecha Susie in the future, I'll take your design notes on board. She'll be the "bruiser", so it'll make sense.It's not hair- it's supposed to be a hood now, but originally the round shape was suppose to reference Simon Jarett from SOMA.
>>542693859Anon...that means she made the 3D model, not that she modeled for it with her own body
>>542692536What did she tell him?
>>542693984dude thought toby fox hired a mocap actor for game maker lmao
>>542692404>>542693865Picrel is another inspiration I have for my lithe design choices as well.
>>542693838her janitor cap shades half of her face all the time so she enjoys being a little silly and doing poses when she's alone. think of jotaro
god damn.https://x.com/usteriaa/status/1977764846792802515
>>542693361>>542693538scout could no diff the knight
>>542694119Now we need Jenny and someone else to do pic related.
>>542693538>>542694253Scout alone would try to, and quite possibly can, fuck the Knight.
>>542693739deltarune runs just fine on my machine
>>542694198where does shit like this happen? how do i find these?
>>542694082Tenna in a tight fitting mocap suit...
>>542694119Oh my fucking god, they're the perfectly equal level of autist.They should fuck.
i've been thinking about writing a mpreg spamtenna fic
>>542694198>All the girls screaming in the audience when tenna comes on screenIt's like those vocaloid concerts but the sexes are swapped lmao
>>542694430That was very likely at a con, check out your local events and see who they invite on stage
>>542694634do it maybe make them fat
>>542694813sorry i'm not into fat stuff but at the very least whoever ends up pregnant will experience the miraculous body changes of pregnancy. the ideas are all still very fresh in my mind and nothing is set in stone yet
>>542694634Be sure to link it back here if you ever get around to it. I can always use a laugh.
>>542695086it's okay anon you can admit you like it
>>542695086certainly, i'm always glad to entertain
>>542695028desu some good fat/weight gain fics have been made by people not into it good luck anyway>>542695086yeah men/women getting fat and heavy and fertile sure makes my ding wing funny too it's ok
>>542695245>spoileri wouldn't be intentionally aiming to please that audience but if it happens it happens. thanks i just hope i have fun with it if i end up making it.
>>542695054sweet little bluebery
>>542682573>cross the street for attention>down the river for resultsyou cut the wrong way dummy :P
Brought some a couple of exotic goods that required a bit of finagling to post here.
>>542695556You mean a diaper?
>>542694198Reminded me of thishttps://youtu.be/c_jomXhjUjI?si=0ikPytGksx8Ri5bW
>>542695449gap moe enbie
Heard tenna was non-canon now along with the dice.
turning fave into a toad so they can grind points for hours
>>542679268>>542688520My goodness, I can't fucking draw today, anyway I hope the idea was conveyed successfullyI should draw them together sometime as faves from different medias...
>>542695054kissable sensitive neck
>>542695839Tenna is canon, he says he loves Kris.
>>542695903ape zone...
>>542695839tenna is now pregnant in canon
>>542696002How do I get a Dess gf?
>>542679268>https://litter.catbox.moe/k3otxgxokd6hkcv1.mp4Just a small fangame, I liked the idea of Dreams in an UT setting
>>542679268I am so tired
>>542696169Start making Dark Worlds.
I love the raggedy andy mettatons on the whiteboard thank u anon for my life
>>542692138I didn't mention it on my original post but I loved your art btw! glad you didn't mind me messing with it a little lol
>>542695989 (me)*non-canon
>>542696201this is sick. look at 'em go
This thread has gotten so calm.
>>542696201Is it just me or can anyone else not upload stuff half the time>https://litter.catbox.moe/n0bfj2p685nssbpq.png
Should I read the spamton rape comic?
>>542696201frisk is a good kid that practices skateboard safety
>>542696423You are not me!
>>542696214are u feeling ok plueyfriend you seem to have been tired alot lately. i hope youre taking care of yourself, I like your plueys very much. sidenote are you inspired by the simpsons by any chance or is it just a happy coincidence
>>542696201Lovely. I wish I can get dreams like this. All the dreams I get is just me going to my grandma's house and getting sexually assaulted by dogs. I don't even like dogs.
Can someone draw more Pimp MTT
>>542690245>he didn't know about the Jamaican memes
>>542696449it's quiet reflecting timehttps://youtu.be/nDHcb00X85U
>>542696747Are they your grandma's dogs?
>>542696201It's mostly just yume nikki clone, but I want to add a knife-like effect, but knives are so overdone, so my idea was a parry and give frisk a karate outfit for the visuals
>>542696214The pluey staring up reminds me of how my cat looks at me when I try to sing this chinese vocaloid song I like and I fuck up all the words
>>542696848No, they're just random fucking dogs. One time, this white one forced me down and sucked my dick. My mom was like nine feet away from and she didn't do anything.
>>542697015kris and the annoying dog
>>542697015A white dog you say...
>>542696747Don't worry anon, there are weird things in it>https://litter.catbox.moe/zy9zfb.mp4>https://litter.catbox.moe/z2wjti3bw2dqqn9p.mp4
>>542696747>>542696848>>542697015I don't know why but this is making me cry laughing
>>542696747NO HE DID NOT USE HIS HANDS LIKE A SMART MAN HE USED A TOOL
>>542695623Nah, poipiku just required Inspect Element to get the images downloaded.
>>542697015how would a dog even suck your dick was it more realistic just teeth or dream logic with its lips stretching like a human. scary
>>542697015how do you get along with your mom in real life anon. do you feel like she doesnt support you. lets do dream analysis
>>542697312Imminently vored by Noelle and digested inside her multi-chambered stomach
>>542692853
>>542697398I can't stop laughing
>"Hey I'm looking for fun AUs I got to read any suggestions?">Handplates>First few pages>"Oh this seems wholesome" >First few chapters>PicrelThanks Anon. This is fucked up and it just keeps getting worse
>>542696680That's very sweet of you, thank you. I've been tired for a long time, it's the reliable tide in my life. I do believe things can get better, though. I haven't watched the Simpsons in years but Pluey is so Simpson shaped to me it jumps out every time I draw him. He's so Cartoon.>>542696941break free from the oppression of your cat's judgement and sing even wronger
>>542696214Toweling pluey off and giving him a drink
>>542697398I don't how it did it, it just could. I was actually having fun with the dog, but I guess I must've made it too excited. >>542697520She's fine, I guess. There are worse mothers. Like she's not even as bad as Carol and Carol is probably a fine mom. There was this grey dog in the backyard that my dream self intuit was my dead neighbor's dog, which might have have a connection with the white dog. I guess my dream mom was too focused on the grey dog to notice what was happening with me and the white dog.
>>542697884awwww that's adorable... sniff,,,,,
>>542697740whu happen
>>542697740enjoy :)
>>542698120If you don't know you havent' read it. I'm not going to tell you as uts very very good but its also very very fucked up. Its not a happy interpretation of Undertale
>>542698248oh i thought it'd be a deltarune au
>>542698404NTA but if you want a deltarune au read Paper Trail it's a classic and predates chapter 2.
I had breast surgery and one nipple keeps tingling and it's so fucking annoying said fave
>>542698526the surgeon? Dr Spamton G Spamton
>>542698526Was it a reduction asked Ralsei
>>542698526Oh that sucks anon, I hope you're doing better now from whatever made you need a breast surgery
>>542698449ok i will, and ill take any other reccs too. Especially ones that remove the soul/player as an element from the story
>>542698526dr tennaville should be able to fix that
>>542698526trans?????1?1??1?
>>542698717Feeding Dr. Tennaville my tingling breastmilk...
>>542698690>>542698618Dogs of Future Past is made by the same person. It has text and single panels for some chapters though. Mostly a comic though.https://lynxgriffin.tumblr.com/post/182674743163/paper-trail-masterpost
>>542692853please le give it to me
>>542698526what happened to yo titties anon?
>>542698618Yes said queen>>542698603Spamton seems like the kinda surgeon to deny insurance every time
>Death of them big ole tiddiestragic
>>542699007spamton grafts the boobs onto himself in order to seduce more customers
>>542699007Spamton makes all his patients pay cash
We now know that Gaster takes away period cramps but which is the fave that casts headaches on themselves to get rid of yours?
Is there a Deltarune AU where Kris is or becomes a monster
>>542699209Ralsei because I bash his skull against concrete when I'm in a bad mood and it makes my tensiom headache go away
>>542699216Please never come back here for as long as this general exists
>>542699063let us hold vigil for those who were lost
>>542699272Human AU but they are mostly art pieces from random artists without an established au with a canon or game, comic, or music.
https://bsky.app/profile/tobyfox.undertale.com/post/3m373ml67ac2vWhat did he mean by this
>>542699216toby
>>542697740same fag here. I'm done. I'm fucking done. Seeing Gaster nonchalantly break baby Papyrus arm with him screaming out in pain shook me to the core.I admit it. I'm too weak for this shit. Thanks for the suggestion but NOPE. I ain't reading this shit anymore
>>542699513he had his virginity taken by his wifereal answer something something chapter 5 I harvest the wheat related maybe?or its nothing
>>542699513>what anon sees emerging from his grandmothers backyard
>>542699708... pussy
>>542697125this is really cool
>>542699708>that spoilerOk that's just edgy im not reading it lol
>>542699708he heals it back bro
>>542699513Toby Fox is the grim reaper
>>542697125Hey anon, sorry for the dog dream comments. This seems really cool and I hope the world gets to play it someday.
>>542698603>>542699113He would sell the tits.
>>542699708it’s important for the journey keep going
Yes i do want to fuck spamton in his dumpster and there's literally nothing wrong with that
>>542699708>bondrewd Gasteralright I’m picking this shit up
post more things like this
With no shitposting--How would you write an arc of the game where we see "goner Kris" world where Kris was never adopted by the Dreemurrs?
>>542700137Unironically Togore Dreemurr the game.
Sexo enby
>>542700223hey no shitpost
>>542696201>>542697125This is fucking nuts, for the love of god please tell me you're gonna finish this and release it I beg you
>>542700231they are so beautiful
>>542700223When Togore was Gonered from the Undertale and Deltarune worlds, his name split into pieces. One part of him (TO_OR_) got made into ROOTs. the other letters became part of the EGG (__G__E). the second G got stolen by the mailman.
The previous monster in the prophecy was young Toriel
>>542697125I can tell you haven't added collision to the last room yet because of the way you move around and the fact you accidentally step off the bottom platform and I think that's actually really charming
>>542700827First room*Dammit I opened the videos backwards
I don't understand why people compare Jevil and Sans. As characters I mean, not in terms of boss fight difficulty.
>>542700431Hear me out. Togore being an outcast by being the unplanned second son. They can fill in Kris' role. Togore is a weird little guy, Kris is a weird little guy. I think Togore could have his own narrative similar to Kris'. While still being compelling.
>>542701000They are short and fat
>>542697125anon this is cool as hell complete it NOW or ill get sad__
>>542700231>>542700569Niggas be like "erm we say they/them because it's up to interpretation to the individualized player" and in the same breath be like OMG SEXO ENBYYYY NONBINARY KEK/QUEEAN SLAY Just admit you have a mental illness also Kris is a man
>>542697125i love yummy nicky stuff, nailed the vibe too. PROCEED
>>542701000They're apathetic nonchalant jokers.
>>542698526
>>542700679is that why the Knight had to kidnap her at first
>>542699962lmao tricky toby infected your dreams>https://litter.catbox.moe/p2gft8.mp4don't im not mad at you tho>>542700438>https://x.com/SpolchenLives/status/1978177196058407081Most of the systems work, even the encounters, are very modular, meaning I can do whatever I want.I really liked the idea of a community-driven UT fangame, kinda like yume2kki, and the whole dream world gives everyone freedom to make it weird/funny.But I hate being the idea guy so I'll make a proof of concept version before I start e-begging for help lmao
>>542700827The flowey and purple sea rooms are actually debug rooms, I just go bored of looking at grey rooms so I decided to finish some visual stuff early.
>>542701220what'd make Undyne more important
Arrange the dice OCs from shortest to tallest
Why isn't there a manatee monster?
>>542701452It was turned into a candle by a Greenlander.
>>542701409those fish titties BIAAAAAAATCH!
>>542701446they’re like all the same size cept for the Dice Devourer and Fuzzy
>>542700431zap me mettaton
>>542701546But but- pippins biology lessons told me that the shorter a pippins is the more assertive and dominant they tend to be-
Tenna is for pegging, cuddling, and slow tender sex. Spamton is for getting dominated and fucked so mercilessly you can't sit right for a week.
>>542691702Susie only played one RPG and it was basically by random happenstance. Any other references she makes to RPG terms are just meta jokes you shouldn't think about too hard.
>>542701768spamton is like the size of a toddler how?
Who would last longer MettatonTennaorSpamton
>>542701446ok(broken pippins since no legs) > yippins > rambfag > fujo > kt > pippy > folly > dndfag > yume > guro > jenny > fatfag > shadowfag > katana > fuzzy > dice devourer
>>542701791Agreed with the first.Spamton should be slowly crushed to death in a very anxiety-inducing manner tho
>>542701446Cracked is the shortest because his limbs are fucked. Fuzzy is the tallest. Dice Devourer is the tallest if you include the abominations
>>542701874Mettaton. Dude's a manwhore next id Spamton because he's accustomed to a desperate lifestyle where he had to sell his puppet ass for chump change. Then finally, Tenna, who'll probably lose thirty seconds in because of how clingy and needy he is.
>>542701791I think Tenna is a freak in bed, it'd start show but then he'd start jackhammering out of desperation while digging his nails deep into the flesh of your hips, breathlessly moaning into your ear to say "I love TV".People really need to stop woobifying the crt, he's practically yandere
>>542701874alphys is a true days long edge sesh gooner and would not make a sex robot that couldn't go for hours and hours
>>542698526ywnbaw said fave
>>542702281anon look at the op do you genuinely think there aren’t women present here
>>542698526was it top surgery tell us
>>542701854what does this have to do with the puppet?
>>542702159*it'd start slowNot show. I didn't proofread
>>542702371women dont exist
the men itt should step up their game and draw noelle or susie with liquid shit and post it
my minds been awoken to dess x kris sorry anons I wasnt familiar with your game
>>542701854Spamton is a five foot tall manlet, he's taller than Kris.
>>542702281>>542702428>He says this in a general where the OP is Spamton fanart drawn with period blood
>>542702159I think he is capable of that kind of sex but what he really needs is for me to be gentle with him as I tell him how much I love tv. His dominant controlling side only comes out on rare occasions
>>542702371We are STILL in the presence of tourists if you couldn't tell
>>542702463all my poop is dry as fuck it wouldn't work as wellif i start getting frequent nosebleeds again i might draw a eram tho
How much time passes between the war, the first fallen human, the death of the fallen human, and frisk's arrival?
>>542702548hes 90 percent head and the same size as size
>>542702693shit in a glass of water and use tour hands to mix it up and use it like finger paint
>>542702463in the winter time we can make snow starwalkers if global warming permits snow where I am this year
>>542702751as kris I menat
Ranking major/unresolved character by how likely they are to be evil in the story
>>542702831>Retards think globowarming is real
>>542702860omg it's menat from streets
>>542701997If you tried to crush Spamton he would just get flattened like in a Wario Land game.
>>542702914>Toriel closer to evil than Gasternigga what
>>542702769...i like my plan better
>>542683885ms paint nol so charming
which oc pippins is weak to anal
>>542703004went for bait and ignored peepee, for shame
>>542703136Pippy
I'm gonna make a ZAPPER oc what do you think of that huh
>>542703039She threw a glass of punch on a dying manBut really because pic
>>542703039The "Toriel" variable man
both fujo and jenny are very weak to anal. and fujo has sensitive nipples
>>542703210>>542703212yeah no Asgore should be swapped with her
>>542703380who and who?
i didn't know how to make a dice oc so i made a domino oc instead i hope you like it
>>542703437Asgore is too busy moderating the roaring gc
>>542702914Move everyone except Toby to the bottom tiers
>>542703204ageplay zapper oc...
>>542703204The more the merrier! Let’s see your oc :D
>>542703502they look annoying
>>542703502Like it? I love it!
>>542702914It's actually really comical how stout Carol's sprite is. She's not intimidating at all, fucking shorty
>>542703380VERY valuable information
>>542703502Toby Fox is gonna steal ur shit bro
>>542703753that IS toby bro
>>542703437I think Asgore did the original goatse in the Deltarune universe. Notice the wedding band? Toriel walked into the room as he was taking the photo and she walked in through the door which was on the opposite end of where the camera was facing so she saw everything. This was the straw that broke the camel's back and caused the divorce but I'd hardly call Assgore evil for it.
>>542702914that purple guy is going to be a problem
>>542703502kind of enemy that leads up to a rube goldberg boss fight, very gud
>>542703380Undertale/Deltarune?
>>542703936best I can do is nut dealer
>>542703936Deltarune specifically
non-squirter: fuzzy, kt, guro, yume, shadowfagsquirter: folly, fujo, jenny, rambfagif he cums more than once in a row he'll pee himself: battat, yippins, katana, dndfaghas premature ejaculation: fatfag, pippy, cracked
Women posters are more outwardly disgusting and freakish but men keep it to themselves which causes them to crash out. Man posters please let out all of your sexual energy so you can be healthy, we have period blood paintings so there is no shame in being disgusting...
>>542704227>Dice Devourer is a virgin grim
>>542704316no one can find his penis to suck it of course he is
>>542704227Writing this down in the pippins bibleBy the way is the way they're ordered in a category least/most or is the order irrelevant?
>>542704381What if it's in his chest? Think smarter not harder
>>542704304i see your wicked wiles for what they are and while i respect the hustle i must point out that i have seen far, far more penis pictures and cum tributes against my will just by looking at a computer
>>542704393the order is irrelevant
>>542704304No. You just want to know my terrible fetishes so you can LAUGH at me.
>>542704381he’lol find a way I believe
>>542704540Got it, thanks
>>542704512There's nothing wrong with tributes!
>Jenny squirt
>>542700569
>>542704546That's not true.. it's okay if you're shy but I just want you to know that you are free to express yourself!
what if you were transported to an alternate universe where fujo was canon but battat was fanmade
>>542704546tell us anon so i can laugh at you but in a sexy lady way
>>542704986Save 500 terabytes of fujo fanart to my computer and buy fujo merch
>>542703853Say that again…
>>542704986buy the fujo plushie and onahole
>>542704304My problem is that my perversion is mostly private and/or small-scale. My 'comfortably public' horny isn't a long state 99% of the time. Also a lot of it comes from just wanting fave and so it goes into the desperation angles therein.
>>542705068>>542705108there's no battat merch in this universe why would there be fujo merch in the other
>>542704986Use this universe's knowledge of them to influence the other universe's battfujopip dynamic
>>542705190there are ways
>>542705187Do you like feet?
>>542704901
>>542704986sometimes i forget fujo is fanmade. she's so real to me
>>542705190I’m taking about fan merch
>>542705496Me too. What do you mean she isn’t Battat’s wife.
>>542705387
Hi, I'm an autistic person, and my special interest is explaining the evidence in chapters 1 2 and 4 that Noelle is treated as an object of sexual fascination for the player by the game on Weird route
>>542705736
>>542705879alright. do it.
suckable, fuckable, lickable, schlickabledat’s spammywammy :3
>>542705496>>542705692Same boatHuh? You're probably a secondary, you can totally see a pink pippins npc between the crowd in TV World
>>542705930
>>542705941anon who drew this....draw her fucking spamton. please
Ok but imagine being able to keep all the fanart from the other universe's canon fujo and then coming back here and showing the thread
Messy dribbles: Pizzapants, Berdly, Roulxs, Gerson, Spamton, Battat, Original Starwalker PapyrusShoots ropes: Kris, Asgore, Asriel, Burgerpants, Tenna, Gaster, Sans, Lanino
Hi, I'm an autistic person, and my special interest is flossing my teeth.
>>542706369the only ropes Kris shoots is rope darkners (they're references to Rope Snake and Kris is an evil poopyhead)
Deltarune AU where it's a point and click adventure and every time you try to make Kris do something that blatantly seems like the correct solution but then doesn't it is impossible to tell whether it's because of point and click adventure insanity or because Kris is being an obtuse dickhead
>>542706301if i have the time i might try doing some fujo merch...maybe some acrylic keychains? who knows
What would it take for robert dog to release Battat merch? There was music robot merch and only 5% of the japs gave a shit about them
Hi, I'm an autistic person and I'm very, VERY sexually frustrated.
>>542706497He also ejaculates semen out of his pennies with force.
>>542706632hi /utg/
>>542682207Any body part that's detached from your pathetic lightner soul, no matter how small, shall turn into a darkner.An arm? It'll turn into a scorpion-like creature that will stab you with the cutoff part of your bone (scorpion tail)Your ribs? They'll turn into a giant mouth that will capture anything it can get a grip on.Your toenails? Darkners who shall lead the path for other body-part darkners to advance, sometimes hitting a table darkner while moving forward with their army
>>542706632We know Susie
>>542706632What's making you feel so frustrated Anon-kun
>>542706539Ones that we could obtain??? Anon I would literally shit myself I need a fujo on my backpack
>>542704304in my youth i went over a guy i hateds house to eat a bunch of morning glory seeds, some amanita muscara extract and kratom and walked home with pain in my ankles to then have the most intense masturbation session of my entire life thinking about my step-cousins huge fat tits and basically that's why i'm here now
>>542706518me clicking on kris's penis and he keeps batting away the mouse but cums anyway lol
>>542706539Now that you say this I should save up sometime so I can design fujo merch for myself too and then get it as a patch for my jacket or a sticker
>>542706802well, um, I haven't ever had sex
>>542706838I have a big chest, you can think of that and think of me feeding you with them. That's healthier than thinking of your family!
>>542706592Sweet plapn’ cakes were Toby’s special babies, battat is a joke who’s only getting more chapter content for meme continuation
>>542706659>penniesWhat the fuck those were innocent coin Darkners...bad time er er er
>>542706906Hot...
>>542706149
>>542706632That's a mood.
>>542707031Sweet cap'n cakes are an anagram for ACCEPT WEAKNESS and are mandatory Castle Town recruits so they will be involved in some airwaves FRIEND/Knight/Gaster fuckery I am calling it!I am NOT crazy!
>>542683726are there more panels to this? i like the way this is drawn
>>542707027we're long past that point brattan she married a guy that looked suspiciously like me that got her pregnant, crazy and ditched her and I just like big tits nowbut I do appreciate your cool bobbies
>>542706971I can fix that! *reaches into your waistband and slowly rubs my passion against your cute shaft*
>>542706906*she
>>542707331*fae
>the year is 2026>pre chapter 5 release>you're walking down the street on a random day>suddenly, you notice the person in front of you has a deltarune pippins on their backpack>you look closer>it's fujoWhat do you do
Sweet Crap’n Cakes
>>542707404Panic
>>542707331*faggot
The easiest fujo merch I could get is a pink dice but I can’t find any good hobby shops near me, guess I’ll shop online
>>542707404Gently tap their shoulder and ask them which pippins OCs are their favorite
>>542707329not on my watch! *grabs anons shoulders and drag them into the time out closet*
>>542707404say nothing then vaugepost about it later on utg
>>542706971this can change>>542707329is this frotting?>>542707404this is interesting because you have to find out if they got the pin/sticker from here or not. too many normies buy niche shit so what's a question that can clue them in?
Chapter 5 will introduce the hot new characters, Fuu and Joe
>>542707404Fantasy: announce myself to them, we have instant chemistry, it goes great, we become best friends Reality: >>542707579
>>542707404yawn and say “ah you tea gee you sure are crazy today” and look vaguely in their direction the move is on them
>>542707404I walk around them to face their front and wordlessly show off my custom T-shirt with fat Spamton on it
>>542707329FEEL MY PASSION FEEL MY PASSION
>>542707598Anon, if fujo merch isn't formally released to us via an online shop how do you think a normie would get their hands on fujo merch?
Would Jackenstein dribble or shoot ropes?
>>542707404Breathe rapidly and deeply then jump on Fojo and rip their face off
>>542707236
>>542707548we should figure out something for this exact scenario so if it ever occurs we're prepared.
you’re cooming too long
can somebuddy kindly tell me where i could possibly look at the first ever /utg/ thread
>>542706816maybe? if i were to sell them it would be through etsy or ko-fi i think>>542706960i think bottoms are the easiest since you can just draw her and send the fanart to some third party so they can get the bottoms for you
>>542707598i think keeping it simple would work best, just compliment their bag and ask them where they got their their pins from. It's a pretty standard line of conversation so it doesn't really reveal anything on your part
>>542707404>walk up to them>”hey is that the pippins from /utg/“>they grab my arm and drag me into a alley>it was painteranon>I’m drained of all my blood
>>542707753some lurker links it elsewhere because they think it's funny OR a specific individual is selling pippins OC pins and happens to include Fujo without knowing her origins etc etc>>542707830anon does not know about the archive>>542707913it was meant to be 4x2 anon
>>542707830Some people will recommend you start from the October 31st SURVEY_PROGRAM arc, but I honestly think it's far better to start by watching the prequel, /hsg/. It's okay if you skip it though
Real shit now, if you ever see anyone on the street with Fujo or pippins OC merch the secret code is to ask "Wanna touch titties?" to notify them of your classified knowledge and that they're in good company
>>542707404>seeing my own oc in the wild
>>542707741Some of those shirts were gold.
>>542707948you know, there's a nonzero chance painteranon makes dice content at some point in the near future.this terrifies me.>>542707980just say "utg" and if they respond with "utg" you can connect. you'd better hope it isn't one of the annoying avatarfags ig
>>542705941raping this loli with no survivors
Yesterday I was super sad and depressed and felt like absolute shit, today I felt much better and none of my symptoms appeared and I did stuff (kinda)Screw the rollercoaster of life.
Who is most likely to drink piss?
>>542708110>you'd better hope it isn't one of the annoying avatarfags igThey are fortunately not into dice
>>542707980just ask for their sexual orientation thats the real teller
>>542707404EasyPush them down the stairs
>>542708110Uh-tug? You-tee-gee? Uh-t’-gh?
>>542707741>>542708063Actually, this one was better.
>>542708214yeah okay sure hey Yhwh create a pippins avatarfag please thanks
>>542707980there's no way in seeing any oc pippins stuff irl since i live in latam. and if i ever do, god have mercy on my soul
>>542708260I want to buy this
>>542708184That’s how it be
YOU FOOLS YOU GUYS GAVE DELTARUNE TIMER ALL THE INFO THEY NEEDED
>>542708258you tee gee, since that's the one that makes it most clear what you're trying to say.>>542708260why is it purple
Making everything in my life pippins OC merch and being very non-subtle and obnoxious about it because no one else in my shithole will know->>542708321>i live in latamNo longer gonna have or publicly show any pippins merch to avoid being found irl by you fags
Do you think Noelle would let Kris give her a golden shower?
>>542708434because he’s not your friend.
>>542708334https://jackbox.tv/gallery/teeko/c14687a678e7666b305af59ea1011f07you can't buy it anymore. (SAD!)
>>542707957>anon does not know about the archivewhat thread #
>>542708498wait no anon come back let's be friends....this could be so fun lol. Now i'm 100% making some fujo bottoms!
>my hips tighten and breath quickens as your hand touches the most sensitive areas of my member.
>>542679173shotacon!
>>542708619that didn’t happen
>>542708414what even is a DELTARUNE timer>>542708498>ffw 20y>you have a kid, seventeen>assume fujo has not hit the main deltarune fandom>they ask to buy fujo merch>they call her fujo by namewhat do you do in this situation>>542708607it really WAS frotting all along
>>542708321Now just because you said that I'm gonna add Battat and Fujo to my backpack just to increase the chances of this random encounter becoming real so you get really scared and are forced to mentally acknowledge my proximity to youIf this doesn't work then Pippins will inherit Argentina which is also a good outcome
>>542708607what are bottoms in this context I only know of them as pants
>>542708619>tightens my grip and leans down to your neck and sucks on your soft flesh, leaving marks and hickeys
Is it true that Toby had a rant about "homophobia" being "gay"? This feels so random and out of character that I think people are just making shit up.
>>542706838whos fave
>>542708771I missed you so much this past thread
>>542708735>argentinagod dammit, not happening since i live in huelandstill gonna make those bottoms tho
>>542708810yes this is true
>>542708607>Now i'm 100% making some fujo bottoms!Ough... my salvation will be that I live in one of those small countries and not any of the big ones with an overwhelming online presence, I CAN'T BE TRACKED! I WILL NOT BE FOUND!
Susie when Noelle says she doesn’t like Fujo (the pippins OC)
>>542707329calling it "your passion" sucks
>>542709000>tripsBASED AND TRUE
>>542708731>ffw 20y>you have a kid, seventeenStopped entertaining the hypothetical because this would never happen
>>542708893G-goodness…
>>542709123>ffw 40y>you have a kid, seventeen>assume fujo has not hit the main deltarune fandom>they ask to buy fujo merch>they call her fujo by namewhat do you do in this situation
>>542708862now? Kris and Soosanbut if I had to attribute this history, Catty
>>542709158>The red coming out from underneath his robeGASTER YOU’RE PISSING BLOOD
>>542709180>ffw 40y>you have a kid, seventeenThis also would not happen
>>542708959Help genuinely what the hell are bottoms
>>542708958>Says it's true>Has no proofYOU! ARE! BROOOOWWWWNNNN!!!!
behead fujos
>>542709158>>542709160>>542709289God, they're multiplying...>>542709272>ffw until you have a kid, seventeen, adopted>assume fujo has not hit the main deltarune fandom>they ask to buy fujo merch>they call her fujo by namewhat do you do in this situation
>>542709158>>542709262
>>542709289IDK sounds familiar tho
>>542708921Am I retarded? What the fuck is hueland?
>>542709410Brazil
>>542708502No>>542708187Kris
>>542708921WHAT THE FUCK ARE BOTTOMS
>>542709410WELCOME TO BRAZIL
I think we need more crusaders
>>542709354Nuh uh
reminder this is the canon fujo voicehttps://youtu.be/5seB3Jn3u90
can someone please give the link to the first /utg/ thread please
>>542709541>>542709541>>542709541
>>542709553>global ruleRIP
Um bread
>all of the characters men like are lightners (and Ralsei who looks like a lightner)>all of the characters women like are darknersHuh?
>>542709734>isn't counting homos as peoplebased
>>542709734make no mistake any of the vaguely feminine shaped darkners out there make me second guess my unconditional conditioned love
>Jevil is a Lightnerhe truly can do anything
>>542709158MY FVCKING HERO....
>>542702731its up to interpretation unless trollby changes his mind
>>542710770>>542710770>>542710770MIGRATE
>>542698756Sauce?