Legend taking W after W EditionHotfix 6.3.2: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/79-total-war-warhammer-iii-an-update-on-unit-recruitment-issuesTotal War: WARHAMMER III - Dev Chat 3 - (Aislinn and DLC Changes) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFUm6H-cXko [Embed] [Embed]Patch Notes 6.3: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/78-total-war-warhammer-iii-patch-notes-6-3Patch 6.3 Dev Blog: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/77Siege Rework: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/76Tides of Torment delayed: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/75-total-war-warhammer-iii-tides-of-torment-release-update?page=1Total War 25th anniversary: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/73-join-us-for-the-total-war-25th-anniversary-celebrations>Stuff1d6chan: https://1d6chan.miraheze.org/wiki/Total_War_Warhammer/TacticsRoll Charts: https://imgur.com/a/81snQma>Total War: Warhammer IIITide of Torment teaser: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQNKhxbQKuM Total War: WARHAMMER III - Dev Chat 1 - DLC talk (Dechala): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avVyfLV6YXITotal War: WARHAMMER III - Dev Chat 2 - DLC talk (Sayl): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wN0zM9gp-s >Older TitlesSteam: https://store.steampowered.com/franchise/TotalWar-OfficialPrevious thread: >>542606778
I CLAIM THIS THREAD IN THE NAME OF THE TRUE PHOENIX KING!
WATER
Thanquol soon, friends!
PROVE YOU HAVEN'T PIVOTED BY POSTING A SCREENIE
So when do we think 7.0 is coming, January?
>>542743426>[Embed] [Embed]grim
Athel Loren has sent me to DEMAND 1000 bretonnian boys by the end of the month.
>>542743871April
>>542743871They never said it was delayed. Have some faith, anon.
>>542744314lmao
>>542744237why do elf women love shotas so much?
Trailer today?
>>542744503To elf women, all human males are essentially shotas. The see no difference between age brackets like we do.Much like how most humans see elf women as ambiguously just past their prime.
>all women like babies>adult humans are like babies to elves>but they can walk and fuck
LEGEND WON
>>542745285THE GAME IS DONE
>seduce his flying monsters>they fuck his shit upKek, stupid balloon
pikes + fort battle = win
Something's not right.
It's time to make her my bitch
>cheatsfags openly posting cheated campaigns in a legend threadwhat is this heresy
>>542740505Her campaign should be about reversing that curse. A lot of campaigns ought to have more personal goals but they went for lazy options. Personal wishes:>Neferata boss battle for Khalida>Nagash revival rituals for Arkham>Hellebron curse reversal missions>Dying in heroic battle with any slayer LL >collecting enough gold reserves with ogers>actually figting the sea beast for vampirates
>>542744910
>>542746593Reminds me of picrel
>>542746469Hellebronne isn't cursed. She's just super old.
>>542743783The pivot is still ongoing.
>>542746959Wasn't she supposed to get the same glow up as Morathi from some ritual but Morathi cucked her out of it? You're probbably right that it wasn't a curse but I have a distinct memory reading about her being cucked out of eternal youth.
>>542746959aging is a curse. thanks eve
>>542747203No she's like that because you have to have magical talent to be eternally young from the cauldron ritual. That's why witch elves need to repeat it while sorceress are always young.
>>542747203>H: "Fuck you Morathi, you old whore!">M: "Ok no magic cauldron for you.">H: "No how dare you! That's a curse!"
Reminder there are male epves that are always in their prime just from worshipping Khaine but women need to bathe in blood to do it. Khaine clearly despises femoids.
>go to the official forums since WH2 days>it's been overhauled to some new layout with paypig pointa>CA_Freeman is davedave from the old TW forumshahahaha holy shitIf Welsh_Dragon was still alive, he'd be a community manager too
>>542747706Welsh Dragon still posts on the forums. He responded to some of my Pharaoh posts a few months ago.
>>542747706ever since they moved to the sega hosted forums or whatever it is, it's became a shitshow
News today/tomorrow or is it DELAY OF TORMENT or TIDES OF DELAY?
>>542748004ask your local eceleb
should i try a new campaign or is the game still fucked
>>542747886Dave was one of the biggest bootlickers and often got into arguments with people voicing anything but blind praise for their games. It's surreal to see him as an official.
ask yourselfdo you deserve a trailer?thats what i thought bitch
>>542747706>Welsh_DragonI thought that he's still active nowadays.
>>542748668Yes
Total War: Dragonball Z
total war: muh dick
>>542748004ONE YEAR OF NO DLC LMAO
>>542747669Only eternal elves seems to be Tullaris, Alith Anar.
a bit sad that the best way to deal with the barges is to hope that the AI tards out with its ability
All the best
im so sadge brosLL for this feel?
>>542750426festus
>>542750063There is also Malekith and Hotek for the dark elves. Tho Hotek was poisoned by Morathi 300 years ago.
Rear charge in Attila = win battle
>>542750878Yooo dude that's just like in Med2 and in Shogun 2 and in Pharaoh... TW hasn't changed at all...
>>542748654Thats exactly what CMs are hired to do
What faction other than Bretonnia can run two hammers?What faction other than Khorne can run two anvils?
my dickmy dick
Thorek Ironbrow is worth two hammers and two anvils all by himself.
>>542751830>two anvilsThree anvils actually, since he's riding one.
>>542751518Khorne has both the strongest hammer and anvil in the entire game.
>>542751518Ogres, SlaaneshNurgle
Imagine a lord that is:TankyGood at duellingCapable of casting spellsA mortis engine effect userProviding buffs to the entire army
>>542751964I think that Nurgle beats Khorne in the anvil department.
>>542751994nurgle daemons?
shouldn't dwarfs like elven women for being perfectly flat (like an anvil)
Did you know that Thorek Ironbrow has a quest battle where he has to fight a Dread Saurion with 50k hp. Fifty Thousand health points.That's a big number for The Big One.
>>542751994Luthor Harkon?
Shrine or manticore for Hellebron?
>>542752618Feet.
THE PIRATE KING
>>542751994Gelt?
>>542752492That's a big health bar.
>>542751964no that's slaanesh
CA will released the trailer later this month. All the bestWelsh_Dragon
CA will not release the trailer later this month.None the worstWar_Wagon_(Mortar)
>will released
>will smith releasedhide chris tucker!
Keep my DLC's release date... out of your fucking mouth!
your legendoftotal war looks like caillou
Why doesn't legend just enter the encampment stance? He's loosing too much hair due to attrition.
your caillou looks like legendoftotal war
Loosing != losingAlso, I hope that the next Total War game brings back a true encampment stance.
>>542755108it took him 9 turns to recruit lvl 0 infantry unit. he's got to move to the next objective before the ultimate crisis starts
>>542755314They are indeed loose.
>Decided to play WH3 again after like a year of not touching it>playing through multiple campaigns, having alot of fun because I haven't touched the game in so long>decide to check /twg/>apparently some eceleb faggot quit and the game was broken this entire timefucking lol what the absolute fuck did I miss?
>>542755637nothing out of the ordinary. pent up frustration boiled over after ca-niggers fucked up the newest patch and told everyone to put up with it until the new dlc comes out (2 more weeks tm)
>>542746504Empirekeks have to share land with Dooki in AoS kek
>>542755637I’m glad you’re having fun anon :)
>>542755898did they actually try to have the fix be tied into the fucking DLC launch? Or is it just typical CA incompetence not realizing their game was broken.
>>542755921Dogshit setting with dogshit lore, non canon, just like ET
>>542756067both
>>542756193Did these retarded britbongs fire all of the original CA devs and fill it with jeets when we weren't looking?
>>542755637What an awful time to reinstallI'm not downloading the game again until ToT
Will the trailer be released on Thursday or Friday? What are you thinking?
>>542756297original devs are working on the next project (hyenas 2 hopefully) and gave wh3 to the bulgarians who are probably working 24/7 to salvage the absolute mess of a spagetty code the original devs left them. hence the absolute retard bugs
>>542756614Hopefully the slavniggers can fix the Britbongs bullshit.>>542756446I suppose I'm lucky that every faction I decided to play never started in the Southlands or Lustria, so I had no idea the Kang and Lizard AI was broken.
>>542756575I generally assume its not coming anytime soon, rather be pleasantly surprised one day then continually disappointed regularly
>2000 vs 5000>heroic victory>run down all the captives>game crashes
>not saving midbattle
>[Embed] [Embed]
The last What's Next video was a month and a half ago.
>>542757327And when did we last have fun?
what the fuck dude
>does nothing>wins
>>542758074
>>542758021is that fucking WH1?
>>542758021sovl...
>>542758304he din do nuthin thoughbeit
>>542755314nothing looses the ass like understanding what the words route and rout mean
>>542758403yeah>>542758452it's real fucking soul to lose more of my fucking moneyI'M ALREADY POORreally though how am I supposed to make money as welvesam I supposed to be sacking and then making shitty do nothing outposts because I haven't been doing that I've just been going straight for the amber
>>542758735my archers loose their arrows, but then lose in melee and are en route to routingenglish is weird sometimes
>>542752337>shouldn't dwarfs like womenWhos going to tell him?
Elven women should be well endowed.
Elf women are flat and that's a good thing.
>half of october gone>no trailerUTTERLYUNDENIABLYUNEQUIVOCALLYD E L A Y E D
High class elf women own large tracts of rich, fertile land on Ulthuan.
>>542757327the future is coming
why is only 3k on sale and none of the other games
>>542761383i think they all were in the autumn sale
Are WH3 updates largely AI generated now?
>>542758865You unify Athel Loren, each tree lets you build roughly a stack or so, then jack off until you win
>>542761569well yeah but they put 3k on sale specifically, its still on sale right now even
3k (base game only) is better than wh (all games + all dlc)
>>542761771i told them to, so you can get it cheaper
>>542761627I wish they were, AI could likely do a lot better job than TCALUKsofia
>>542761895but i already own 3k and its dlc...
>>542761995Bullshit. No one got its shitty DLC.
Reposting my OC since I'm really happy how it turned out
>>542761995why are you looking at the current price of the game then?
>>542762069i bought all of it around the time of their releasesi like the time period
>>542762110based
>>542762069buying the game with all dlc attached was cheaper than just the game + 1 dlc so i got all of them
>>542762149i wanted to see if there was any other games on sale, but the only titles left to really get anyway are troy, pharaoh, wh3, rome 2, and tobnone of which really interest me but if they were for a good price id consider at least romealso it was just interesting its the only game they put on sale outside of the steam sale
>>542762180Objectively the best Total War>Family trees>Deepest diplomacy>Buildings you built exist physically in Settlement battles and can be destroyed>Burnable forests>Bannermen>Siege engines can be mounted on walls>Infantry deployables like caltrops and stakes>Formations as basic skill for all professional infantry>Best in-combat banter
If CA had just made good DLC for 3K they would have made enough money to fund Hyenas 2
>>542762381Troy with Mythos DLC is great if you like Warhammer, I seriously recommend it
>>542762416how do you go backwards that much from this. that's all pretty basic but great gameplay stuff. except for familiy trees maybe, which is whatever
Why is 3k's dlc bad?
There are rumours that the trailer is being shown to content creators. CA officials have already confirmed that the staff have been permitted to view the trailer.
>>542762934some of the dlc is alright but they just started off terrible with fast fowarding in time periods to the eight princes that no one gave a shit aboutand then released packs that either just didnt add enough (mandate of heaven/fates divided) or were actually good (furious wild/a world betrayed)and then just stopped because they were retardedmandate of heaven's big problem is that it doesnt transition into the rest of the actual game, and still has bugs and problems like yuan shu iircfate divided's start is very unbalanced as well and because they stopped support is filled with generics (the biggest problem with eight princes) so you kinda dont get much out of it, if you choose cao cao you've basically already won the game because you'll steam roll through everythingfurious wilds introduced a completely unique faction which was cool, whole new playstyle and all which I wish they kept doing to give the us the northern/western tribal shit (that modders have done)world betrayed added in some unique campaign mechanics with sun ce and lu bu with having a more gimmick type of faction with doing missions and junk, and probably other stuff im forgetting atmin short, the main problem is the lackluster releases for half of the dlc where it didnt address a big problem with the game in that there wasnt enough unique characters to keep things fresh in the various time periods ca wanted to doand then the immediate axe that fucked it all up
There are rumors that the Leering Devil ogres have been spotted in live gameplay.
Anyone actually playing the new update? Is the AI working properly?
>>542750828>Malekith and HotekAll other elves extra longevity can be explained by magic.>Hotek was poisoned by Morathi 300 years agoI don't remember any date for Morathi poisoning him.
>>542763976I wouldn't know, still playing Drycha to satisfy my fetish
Malekith was promised Ulthuan 3000 years ago.
>>542763976I'll be real with you, I don't give a shit and haven't played in two months because every time I was about to start a campaign I thought "Tides is just behind the corner, no point". I was so fucking stupid. At this point I just want the DLC out so I can play reworked High Elves and Slaanesh
>>542763976I'm not playing until they remove ladders again
>>542763976no i just come here to post about ecelebs
TOW retconned Araby its over
I really don't see what's so evil about enslaving Dwarfs as long as I make them digThey were going to do that anyways
>>542765194The pear golem strikes again
>>542765194I thought I couldn't possibly despise soitek any more. I was wrong.
>>542765194imagine a) watching vtrannies and b) making this account andc) making those chatsgrim
>>542762846warhammer is 5 years older than 3kangspharaoh surprisingly has a lot of good stuff with formations and weather effects and also armor being destroyed over time
>>542765194I feel better about my own life when I see things like this.
>>542765848warhammer 3 is five years old? that can't be right
>>542765194That's GODmaster of GODtek to you
>>542743426coward that FLEDpeople actually follow this FRAUD?kinda cringe I must say also SAD
>>542766171no but they have built it like a house of cards on top of wh1 from 10 years ago
If Legend won then how come ALL of his leaks are false?
>>542764928Sorry Chud, GW is a British company and so cannot mention crusading against arabs in 2025, Allah save the king!
>>542766571CA pivoted
Would this recent bad PR affect CA if the next big game they announce is Medieval 3 or 40K? Or would WH be forgotten?
>>542762416yes yes well done 3k, however>color bullshit >cavalry broken in a genuinely unfun way unlike other cav games, even the last patch nerfing cavalry didn't fix it>records is an afterthought>bad dlc>bugs that put attila to shame>no naval battles (in the same era as red cliffs btw
>>542766695Proof of this so called "pivot"
>>542750878Like almost every single battle in history?If you're being rear charged the situation is basically FUBARBattle didn't (mostly) take place in nice little condensed squares with borders, with neither the men or the generals bejnf omnipotent.If the enemy is behind you clearly the battle is being lost on the other fronts
Me playing new update
Are there any good sexy mods of 3K?
>>542767494Diver is 40kek jealous watching from the sidelines.But who are the fish>>542767615Grace personally deleted all of them.
>>542767494Not even bothering playing til’ ToT.In fact, all I fucking do with video games for the last few months is fucking wait.>wh3 delays and broken shit>helldivers unreleased the new content to fix it because it was broken dogshit>Jurassic park, actualy nothing wrong with it, its just only coming out next week which is reasonable to wait for>pokemon comes out tomorrow, which is fine, but soft prevented me from playing any other pokemon which i was in the mood for, also working tomorrow and a work event friday so fuck me for wanting a day off in the last 2 weeksHoly FUCK i hade the modern vidya industry
>>542768043skill issueplay better games
If you had to make a pie chart of the most popular decorations and decorative motifs amongst all of the Warhammer races combined, what percentage of the pie chart would skulls be? I have a feeling it would the biggest part of the pie.
>>542744713>Much like how most humans see elf women as ambiguously just past their prime.Wait, do they?
>>542768273Empiredelveschaos undivided (counting as 1)Khorne specificallyLiggers (lightly)VcountsCoastKangsChorfs?
>>542768273Horns
>>542764185I play other games alongside this and it's absolutely staggering how other studios anounce or don't anounce a thing, and release it in a week or two, month max, nonstop, consistently for years, yet people here cope about delays that have been going on for months, faulty AI logic for years and bugs that have plagued the game(s) for actual decades.I' a pirateKING! but i feel really sorry for you lads. I don't even think I could run the game if it had DMR in it on top of current issues at this point.
does the hotfix even work?
ITS UP!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB3S_fIAAv8
I will stick to watching Lindybeige.
WH3 should do better at lore dumps in game I like knowing things about lore
Legend of total war here
>We have identified an issue with the hotfix where people are unable to access free content without purchases. Unfortunately, DLC news will have to take a backseat as we focus on fixing this issue.
Mods fix ALL of your complaints btw
>>542771818>cheatsNo
>>542765194The incentives are UP bros4500 here we come!
>>542771818Based
>>542768273You're being paranoid
How's the new patch? I know you NEETS are playing all day
Announce the FLC lord. This is your penultimate warning.
>>542772157Missed two skulls above and below the sword
>>542768273https://youtu.be/jtTYxxmVpvA?t=81
I hate AI because every porn mod uses it
Who will you play first in Total War: Philosophy?For me it's Aristotle.
Why dont they rework bretonnia
>>542773359Straton of Stageira
>>542773369who?
>>542773359Kierkegaard chads where you at?
>>542773359MARCVS AVRELIVS
>>542773027I hate AI because it doesn't work in Total War
>>542765194those chats were made by a mid 30s manchild that lives in his parents basement, collects overpriced plastic toys and creeps on virtual women
>>542773923https://youtu.be/tf5qwoCE6eY?t=27
>>542774302Literally me except women creep on me instead
>>542774302>that lives in his parents basementDoes he?
>>542774647Still unmatched to this day, barring perhaps the Shogun 2/FOTS one.Beddow is pretty good at campaign, I will grant, and Attilas battle ost has some kino throat singing, but he's fucking garbage otherwise compared to The Dyck.
>>542768684It's how they're always depicted (timeless beauty, healthy, elder race) so yes
>>542773359
Campaigns if you want to feel overpowered:ArbaalDrychaValkiaFestusTamurkhan
>>542773359I'm infecting everyone with syphilis while yelling about the ubermensch or some shit.
>>542775636Chaos BORING
Does this have any kinda anti-pirating on it, I don't wanna give the devs money but I want to try total war warhammer 3
Chaos players are generally awful so CA has no choice but to make them ez modeUnlike EmpGODS who get the hardest campaigns in the game
Would guts be able to defeat a bloodthirster? how much of a hard on would Khorne have for Guts?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGcv09G5MYc
>>542776523Pirating Tww3 comes at a heavy price on your soul: installing linux
>>542776618Bloodthirsters are jobbers there to make characters look coolThey had to put 3 against Gotrek and Felix to make it look remotely threatening
>>542776618Guts can't even finish his manga.
>>542776618Khorne would be flaccid, you should watch the show or read the manga, it's pretty good.
>>542776618depends on the point in the story. Later on Guts could kill an army of bloodthirsters as if they were orc boyz.>>542776980the show is trash just read the manga
>>542773359Diogenes horde campaign
What race/lord should I play if I want massive casualties on both sides?Skaven come to mind but they upgrade to elite ranged units rather quick. Can moulder buff slaves and clanrats?
>>542776980I read the entire thing years ago, at least to the point Miura died, and then dropped it. How would Khorne be flaccid when Guts gets plenty of moments in which he gets ubermad and only wants to rip and tear? I think he would be nagging him all the way to join him, but of course Guts would tell him to fuck off.>>542777214I guess he would be able to take on plenty of them with berserk armor + loli bagpack.
>>542776523all the dlc files are in the base game, just download a predone creamapi and you're good
Let's all reflect on the perfection of the humble Darkshard (Shield).
>>542777349They can and they can even be upgraded to detonate themselves when you feel like it
>>542777586Cold blooded killers?
Tier 0 units that are great:KossarsHigh Elf ArchersHigh Elf SpearmenBloodlettersDaemonettesTier 0 units that are ludicrous:Chaos Warriors of Khorne
>>542777586Darksharts? EZ*laughs in fire while moving*
>>542777832Wow its almost like khorne is an earlygame elite melee faction that depends on easy access to good melee units from global recruit
>>542776774>>542777579>need to buy the base gameGrossWhat's a good site for buying cheap game keys nowadays, I've only bought like 2 in my life
>>542770895>5:35 - it's important to have multiple eyes on this, not just content creators, cause yes some of them can have very skewed opinions
>>542744713>>542768684>>542775047The only elves who should appear old to humans are probably Hellebron and some other Delves old crone.
>>542777484>>542777214That's exactly the thing. Guts kills and slaughters not for the sake of it, but because he suffers inside, because he loves and cares. It's a constant struggle to break away from the rage and indifference that's the crux of his character.Tzzench would ironically be more interested in him than Khorne.
>>542778618sounds like a very skewed opinion to me
>>542778549It runs better on linux than windows too, if that's a factor for you.
>>542779308Slaanesh would have a lot of fun with him too
Just a heads up but Tyrion actually defeats Karl Franz in the 1v1.
Ill be frank, I have played any TW but Rome 2 D.E.I and Med 2 for the last 5 years.
>>542781142Go back to Gaul.
>>542781142Havent* T.Dirtyphoneposter
>>542781371I'm more of a Lusitanifag tbqh, well them and them and the Scordisci
Imagine building fortifications around the city you are besieging and then building fortifications around your own encirclement to slow down enemy counter besiegers.Siegeception.
>>542778549https://www.allkeyshop.com/blog/
I miss naval combatFelt comfy larping as an admiral
>>542781880Technically a sandwich
>>542781880fake newsceasar wrote the commentariesalesia never happenedthe romans never landed in britannia
Rats! Rats! We're the rats!
What if Total War was good
Warhammer 40KMedieval 3Warhammer 40K 2Empire 2Warhammer 40K 3Rome 3Age of Sigmar
>>542766890>recordsOpinion discarded, Records is for faggots
>>542783590records is how tw is meant to be played (1v1 duels are gay and for faggots, watch some wuxia nonsense at that point) and they halfassed it
>>542783590Romance mode is for warhammer babies
>>542782609
>>542783590cringe>>542783778>>542784003based
>>542783778Its not, both the Records and Romance of Three Kingdoms was all about focusing on the characters and making them out to be larger than life. You have tales of Sun Jian at the age of 18 being known for sailing down the river and killing river bandits by himself and then climbing walls by himself. You have Cao Cao having multiple brushes with death only to survive. You have Chibi which was a miraculous turning point that could almost seem like divine intervention. Records mode nerfs them to losers when theyre meant to be badasses (and they were)
>>542784310yes and julius caesar wrote that he and 1 legion killed like a million gauls in one battle but none of the games do that because only literal children find that kind of absurd nonsense to be a good fit for a war game
>>542782152they are fun when they work
>>542784562The same autism that MPniggers have in WH3 for their game mode, for the record, not everyone uses generals as one-man armies but youre too retarded to see that, your reasoning is as cherrypicked as hell to fit your narrative when Total War was never good at historical accuracy with things like>Yari Wall destroying all infantry>Scout Equites being the best at everything>Attila being treated like the end of the world with nonstop spawning armies>gunpowder not automatically winning by default in Medieval 2 when easily availableI can cherrypick too
*casts spirit leech on you*
arquebus and handcannons (and even earlier firearms and shit) coexisted with bows all the way up to 1600s though
>>542785551i hate to break it to you but no one in ancient china was performing the feats you apparently think actually happened. non-children understand how humans actually are by observing them in reality. using dumb examples of overpowered/underpowered units as if that somehow means that any of the old tw games (besides maybe rome 1 with its roman ninjas) are in any way equivalent to romance mode in 3k is the logic of a retard, so that guy pegging you as a warhammer bab is probably right. by the way, i recommend you actually play records mode before sperging this hard, lu bu's bodyguards are still absolute busted and can get a lot of kills when used properly
>>542786056Sorry I dont play troon game modes
>>542785795
>>542786143holy tardrage batman
>>542786143Kekaroo, Records shitters lost, Romance KINGS won
its called romance of the three kingdomsnot records of the three kingdomssorry little bro
>>542786652Actually it's called Three Kingdoms
>>542786871FUCK!!!!!!
Who are the jews of Warhammer Fantasy Battle: the Old World?
>>542787113I dunno whoever keeps fucking winning all the time and causes massive butthurt seethe
>>542787113>>542787696The Empire
>>542787113The bigger the beak, the bigger the sneak.
>>542787113Would be Tzeentch if he stopped screwing over his own dudes for lulz
>>542755921They don't. Dark elves aren't even evil in AoS they just live in the wind of shadows realm. The new Gotrek books have him travel with a dark elf too.
>>542775734i'm picking him because he's the sisterfucker of the lot
>>542788779That's because races aren't evil you chud
>>542787113High elves. They are called the greatest merchant race in the setting. Also invented usury and thought the humans about it.
>>542788930Skaven are objectively evil and irredeemable.
>>542787113Marien(((burg)))
>>542788930Daemons are literal manifestations of evil
How the fuck are you supposed to siege in TWH3? Units refuse to walk through open gates and archers climb ladders only to not only stand around doing nothing, but also refuse to climb back down. Can't even get the archers to not use the ladders at all since they'll opt to build and climb them over just shooting over the wall unless another unit is already doing so.Got so annoyed at their seeming unwillingless to fully follow any command and the tremendous losses I was taking playing while playing the ladder version of musical chairs that I alt+F4'd.
>>542788959**were the greatest merchant race in the setting
>>542777832>not the armour piercing tier 0 halberds kislev also has
OK first question did the update patchfish works Second What lizardman sub faction or leader would be the easiest to do a long campaign with?
>>542789267There are 4 viable ways to fight sieges in Warhammer 3:1. encircle for a few turns and autoresolve2. bring a second army of trash and autoresolve3. let them sally out and fight it on the field4. attack a reinforcing army outside of the settlement and fight it on the fieldAnything else is like sounding yourself with splintered fiberglass.
Its time for TCALUK to fire its staff and hire jeet AI prompt enterers. Grok can unironically generate a 10,000 word essay in seconds with a single question. It would untangle and refactor the tech indebted legacy code base in an hour.
>>542790104saar...
>>542789658TWW3.OK first question did the hotfix update working? Second what lizardman sub faction or leader would be the easiest to do a long campaign with?
what if we tell the wh3 ai to rewrite the code? it should know itself best. make it do some selfimprovement. like telling the fat fucks at CA to go to the gym
>>542790517>Second what lizardman sub faction or leader would be the easiest to do a long campaign with?If somebody didn't powercreep him recently Tehenhauin is the strongest long-term because of his sacrifice mechanic.
>>542790517I'm turn 44 and Khatep is still alive and fighting Malekith (though not for long now I think). Most liggers though got wiped long ago.
A shame there are no family treesI'd visit Katarin a bit more frequently then if you know what I mean
which race is the best at attacking sieges
>>542791145
>>542789267just download mod chud
>>542791258When do we rape
>>542790517I do have all the lizard men DLC.
purple sun frauding
>>542783590i fucking love turning my total war game into "how to counter single entities" instead of armies fighting eachother
>>542790517Its 50/50 which is the best CA can do, sometimes they work sometimes they dont. As for easiest along Campaign, Oxyotl and missions that teleport him all over the world and hes really safe in the Chaos Wastes.
histsissies getting uppity again...
>>542791145whichever faction has the worst autoresolve since the garrison will sally out avoiding the siege entirely
News or noose.
The delay is upon us.Retreat!
>Can't decid what race to play>Just cycling through the campaign start screensuffering.
Any tips for starting a chaos dwarf campaign?
>>542795192Play Gorbad Ironclaw.
ratbros what the fuck
>>542795601get the hobgob lh asapno supply lines so making cheap support armies is very strong
>>542795659Sell me on the green fungus people
>>542795192SameI like guns and artillery so I keep replaying the Empire but I don't like fighting the same enemies and redoing the same start and tard wrangling the entire middle of the map on my ownNeeds a horde LL that can go murder hoboing around the world so that I don't have to march 5 turns from the front line back to my capital to get my new good units or worry about the actual empire urgently
>>542796173I never played Empire, but isn't Wolfheart just that?
>>542791145Bretonnia with the Hippogryph doomstack.
>>542795986They can be both cunning and brutalSometimes at the same time
Starred and restarted a skulltaker campaign three times in a row so far. Can't quite seem to get a hang of it. I know to just attac but my armies get so ragged and there's no replenishment. I'm making blood hosts, but I never can just get ahead you know? Always feel like I'm on the back foot. Can eliminate lizards then some other fag comes and pushes my shit in.
>>542796173>I like guns and artillerychinks, chorfs and chogres
>>542755921>2008>AOSBased time traveling drawfag.
>>542796173I can't into guns because the hellfire and other arty keeps shooting my line, same with the guns. I've spoiled myself on High Elves
>>542787113
Cannons are weak
>>542791508Only when necessary always
>>542796519It's not your fault bro, Khorne is weak and Skulltaker in particular is underpowered. Submit your feedback to CA so they can buff him to a playable state.
Darkshards are like guns but better.
Halberds are like spears but better.
Why do you need DLC to buy t0 archers as the Empire?
Pike, Men!
darksharts. ra roo
>Trailer likely not tomorrow>Trailer friday with 2 week news cycle puts release on halloween (they dont usually launch on fridays)Its delayed
There is a real possibility that ToT won't be released until 2027 or even be canceled.
>>542800162let it burn
>>542798420Because they are a DLC unit ?
>>542795986I would but Gorbads tactics are bugged and will sometimes be removed for no reason
It is a bit ironic that at the end of the day Soitek is going to carry on just fine in the warhammer community meanwhile youtubers like GBoG are going to be left in the dust to starve as soon as Total War Warhammer is over.
>>542802516becoming a ff14 youttuber is a fate worse than death
>>542802662He streams FF14 leisurely. Lorebeards is his real job.
would dark elves go back to being not crazy if they took over the donut island
>>542803958Dark elves aren't crazy that's just how Elves behave. High Elves are the ones ashamed of their darker traits.
>>542804095I understand dark elf sensei
>>542804350but do you understand chaos dwarf, shooty lag?
>>542803958Can you give even one example of dark elves doing something "crazy"
>>542804603Death cult orgies.
>turn 36 as Arbaal >Still infighting Chaos factions in the northern wastes Is this normal ? When am I supposed to attack the southerners ?
>>542804851you're supposed to teleport around the world and reck shit
>>542804603the archers shart in mart
>>542804851You control your own campaign mother fucker. If you actually wanted to fight the southerners you would be doing it but instead you are just brainlessly fighting the closest people next to you as you expand and encounter even more enemies in the north. You could have abandoned your settlement because you have nothing special up there or you could have traded a settlement to your neighbors to get them off your back. It's a sandbox. Stop making shitcastles in the corner and complaining.
PLEASE GIVE ME BRETONIA REWORRRK
>>542804991Can't.Everyone north of me is attacking me one after the other, can't have Arbaal abroad.
>>542805515sent
This world has still never seen a fighting force to surpass the proud legions of Rome.
>>5428055152 more weeks trvst ze plvn
I guess I now know which faction has better auto resolve values
>>542805570that doesn't matter. get somewhere else you can get a foothold, wreck shit and repeat
>>542805515>PLEASE GIVE ME BRETONIA REWORRRKWhat do you want in the rework?
luv me pikemen[spoilers]ignore the broken ui[/spoilers]
>>542805340Nonsense, I can't sell my capital, Archaon would have attacked me anyways.
Are bull centaurs the best monstrous infantry?>perfect vigor at gold chevron >extremely mobile and don't suffer from the usual cavalry charge or attack animation issues, can attack while chasing down units>can specialize in 3 different types>solid stats and useful skill tree buffs>hellforge options can give them hunger, barrier, vanguard, khorne passive, devastating flanker, charge passive
>>542809460Minotaurs exist.
>>542809460bull centaurs are monstrous cavalry
>>542809460Ushabti will always be my GOAT
>>542809460They're not monstrous infantryThe best monstrous infantry is Vargheist
Starting playing Endless Space 2 bros and I gotta say its pretty fun, theres no combat its basically just auto resolve when your ships get into battle so it feels like how every1 normally plays WH3 since battles are so boring in Warhammer games. Theres even a human race (only interesting race) called The United Empire which is pretty cool. Theres also a fish lady with huge sagging tits and shes a jew. Can you believe its also made by SEGA? And it feels a lot more polished than WH3 does too despite being so old.
>>542809072There is nothing special about yout captial. Take a Kislev settlement then abandon your captial. The only person keeping yourself in the north is yourself.
>>542810961>theres no combat its basically just auto resolve when your ships get into battle so it feels like how every1 normally plays WH3 since battles are so boring in Warhammer gamesSo true!
>>542810961eh a better comparison to total war would be AoW4 which is also fun im glad CA fucked up it allowed me to find other strategy games that i've been quite enjoying
>>542810961>made by seganeither this nor that is "made" by sega
>>542806627I like the cav focus but it shouldn't be the only useable unit in the entire army. Foot Knights would be welcomed. And the faction mechanics need to be changed
>>542811952we know Legend
I dont like dorfs. Sitting in a box is boring
>>542812132I played a warhammer fantasy game called Mordheim too was really fun
I love the Dawi.Sitting in a box is fucking awesome.
Thorek Ironbrow is /our guy/
>>542810961Horatio is the best and most interesting faction.
>>542813504We know you think that, Horatio
>>542812943mordheim is very fun, nice atmosphere. but I can never get past the first boss
>>542813906you get a gun
>>542762110deleted from the internet so i can have the only copy of this image :)
>>542767494You sit at your computer going "SNORF SNORF SNORF" as you fight battles?
>>542810961CA's sins are mostly on it's dogshit upper management. SEGA of Europe owns/publishes for CA and they previously published/owned Amplitude Studios who made ES2, Humankind (which I'm still not happy with), and now EL2
>>542813504>>542813647Horatio can't be wrong, I see no issues
So did they fixed the game or is still broken?
>>542810961Big tiddy fish mommy.
>>542806627NTA but:Green Knight as a proper LH"Tower of the Fay" for damsel and prophetess recruitment (Ice Court training)."Chivalry Knighthood" for knighs units upgrade (Warbands upgrade)."Chansons" giving you buff (Rites)"Perilous Quest" to get relics and chivalry (Ivory Road caravan)
>>542810961Really hope we get ES2 someday, It quickly became my favourite 4x game a few years ago.I tried Endless Legend but I just can't get into for some reason.
>>542815554ES2 exists and EL2 just entered early access, wdym
Biggest orgy ever.Never seen the entire enemy army get rampaged like this before. Didn't even know it was possible lmao. Get ready for the rain
>>542815554i found the endless series just adding onto the pile of the french cannot make good games
>>542815876COOM
>>542816095lmao
>>542815669I meant ES3. Again, I tried Endless Legend 1 and I didn't like it. I'm looking at EL2 and I don't think I'll like this one either. >>542815980Don't talk shit about Rayman.
>>542816095Party over already. Shit i forgot to check how many kills Nkari got this battle.
>>542816413ubishit is ubishit, and even then an exception does not break the rule
>>542816427Did it again except I missed rampaging one unit. Not too many kills guess they don't count if they crumble from leadership loss. Did not realize Nkari's rampage passive had no cooldown or anything lmao
>>542816910that's a pyrric victory
>Be empire Swordsman>Told to go charge the 2,000 zombie, skelly hoard>General tells you victory is assured, the armor will suffer no meaningfull loss>Realize that it's only you and one other company charging while spears stay behind>"Clearly our mighty cav will swoop in at the last second, allowing us to withdraw back to the line">yfw you hear the roar of the 10 units of Hellfire batteries launch
>>542817431ok but do you want the zombies to eat your family
>>542817431Empire players would have more fun as skaven, no joke because everyone pulls this shit
>>542817536That's empire propaganda spread to control us through a foreverwar
>>542818073Ok do you want to go talk with the Norscans or vampires and build a dialogue and start our road to peace
>cum and milk is basically processed blood>feed male vamps with slut milk>feed female vamps with chud milk>peacewhy wouldn't this work?
>>542810961>>542813504Based endless space enjoyersI didn’t play space Kangz dlc, but the rest of the game is so legit.Unfallen are the best niggas btw.I oughta play it again
>>542819074>oh it's a pacifist race>how do you enforce that?>they're the size of a evergreen and can crush your house with their palmfair
>>542819074>start ES2 game>cravers are your closest neighbor>start new gameEvery time
I see twg is nearing its evolution to the last stage of a /vg/ general, esoteric schizoposting.
Corruption was a truly terrible mechanic and CA was wise to remove it.Imagine being punished for conquering territory.
>>542820247Pre-fantasy was something else
>>542819579>boot up ES2>look at the faction selection screen>see Emperor Zelevas face>https://youtu.be/5KysITV4t5E?si=hcNCSyzlvI7o0nO- starts playing in my headI'll play all the factions some day, at some point.
>>542820692I just play Horatio every time, he's just so perfect and beautiful.
>>542820379You get punished for conquering territory in Warhammer too though
>>542810961>(only interesting race)ERROR_DETECTED: SH1T_T4ST3; CLASS: TERMINAL
Total War Rome 2: Empire Divided is interesting because the unit cards are actually identifiable.
>>542819579>start ES2 game>scottish trees border you>start a new game>starting system's extra planets are small and tiny barren and arctic worlds>start a new game>pirates in the next system>start a new game>colonizer destroyed by a vodyani scouts coming out of nowhere>start a new game
>>542822810I've just been playing with the 3d unit cards mod and it works pretty wellIn what way are they different in Empire Divided?
>>542823389play ES1 instead. art direction and battles (if you can even call them that) are better
>>542824242I enjoy all the mechanics and visuals in 2Harrmony was such a suck-ass race it tanked my hype>Here's a race that doesnt use the almost titular resource that's without a doubt the most important in the entire game (unless you have so much industry you don't have to give a shit about dust)
>>542824242that game is awful, its extremely boring because to actually fight people you have to tech into non fighting technology
>>5427472037ed army book
>>542824746true, that's retarded. i do like the cold war state ine the endless game however.>meet an army in neutral your own fucking territory?>die fuckers
>>5428254386ed's a little different
>>542824746You've just reminded me >>542824680 about the endgame of pumping out dozens of fleets for massive stacksmash wars
If Morathi really wanted to aid her son, she should have offered him sex.
Families in Total War: Warhammer 3:Katarin and Boris UrsusVlad and Mannfred von Carstein Vlad and Isabella von CarsteinTyrion and TeclisMalekith and MorathiMiao Ying and Zhao Ming and Yuan BoUngrim and Garagrim IronfistLouen Leoncoeur and the Green KnightOrion and ArielNaestra and ArahanVlad von Carstein and Count Noctilus
>>542828242the Sisters and a few of HE LLs are distant cousins
How do I play this game if I'm autistic like I need to start over if I don't build the right building or units.
>>542828852tell yourself that this playthrough is just to get perfect heroes you can import into the next playthrough
>>542829962whoopswrong thread
>>542829962>is it literally just gamblingai will choose certain cards during certain battlephases and depending on your/their fleet composition. it's not complete rng, but savescumming doesn't work. i think the ai also does not ignore your card choices. (of course the computer knows what you're choosing, but it has to pretend not to, right?)
>>542830675I got that kind of feeling from it, like the AI was sitting through the battle and choosing things one at a time instead of just loading three and autoresolvingI'll just have to keep at it I guessSpeaking of total war, I wonder if we'll ever get ship combat
>>542831739probably if they ever make another empire game, there is a possibility in a 40k game because battefleet gothic armada is a thing but they might skip it like in warhammer.
Is there a reason warhammer 1 a game released 9 years ago has better graphics than warhammer 3?
>>542831739If we get a new engine, ship combat is certain.If they stay stuck on warscape, ship combat is a writeoff.
>>542832141In what way?
>>542832141niggers complained about how it's to crisp and they wow-ed the artstyle and put some kinda smear over it
>>542832141Mainly because Warhammer 1 is confined to The Old World and centered around the End Times, so the darker lightning works well.
so true sis
>>542806627Better late game. Bretonna only gets upgrades, it gets nothing actually new or different.>here is your fifth variety of knightWow. Amazing.
IT'S UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB3S_fIAAv8
>>542834184I have a lot of experience from trying to mod the AI to be playable all the way from warhammer 2. It was always broken every different patch; some factions would just stop working. This community outrage was beyond dumb.
>>542834559the outrage isn't about bugs. it's about the attitude of those cunts.>you want patch? you want hotfix? dlc?>no, here bomb, fuck you
>>542834758Just EAT the fucking SLOP, goyim. Oy vey.
>>542834758Yea a little too late for that since it's been 4 years since the game released.
>>542834991even in this state people like the game and it takes a lot of time to wear players like that down. obviously the tipping point was that vid of legendofretired calling everyone a nigger
>>542835363People need to move on from the game. You have thousands of hours in the game; you got your money worth already even if the game is broken. I finished most of the campaign and don't plan to replay them for some low effort reworks like giving lizardman a raise dead mechanic.
>>542835756that would also be fine. don't release a "patch" that ruins half the game and leave it playable. go make another pile of shit game and go under already
>Just played a 200-turn Norsca campaign>Don't plan to ever replay them again even with the new DLC coming outHow based am I?
>>542839376>playing norsca in the first placenot at all
I fucking love Norsca despite their many, many, many many, many issues.
>>542839770They're fun to play in multiplayer at least.
I've been reading and watching videos about WH 2 and WH3, how the ai cheats and how some very core systems in these games being broken like melee infantry in WH2 loosing to the same type of unit in 1v1 simply due to the ai having cheatsthis stuff just makes me feel bad
>>542842230Why?
>>542839376They'll be made OP like most DLC so that makes sense
>Siege a Nurgle city>Garrison sallies out, wipe them easily>Next turn the garrison is back at full strength even though I'm still siegingFuck this shit
>>542844376I don't like how the rules are so different, if you allow two enemies to attack each other you can't capitalize on the wounded victor because they regen on the start of your turn instead of their turn
>>542844376Stop complaining or they will delay ToT!
>>542844679i get it, but that would lead to more bullshit>you attack the ai>ai runs off somewhat beaten>ai recovers and attacks you>you haven't recovered yeti'm more for simultanious turns
>>542845141But if the rules for regen were the same the player would also have recovered in your scenario?
>>542842230yes it was silly, they have been putting bandaids on their dogshit AI for so long they seemingly believe it's an actual solutionthe AI recruitment cheats of WH3 are no better, in a single turn a generic lord can be swapped for an LL, added multiple heroes and 15ish units.no fun at all
>>542844376>AI can disembark armies in cities while sieged>AI can shit out as many ogre camps in the same spot as it wants>AI gets instant garrison replenishment on every turn, even when sieged>AI ignores trespassing warnings and you get hit with diplomacy reliability anyway >AI can retreat while in teleport/underway stance and cross mountains/rivers or any terrain while doing so>AI will only focus on the player to the point of detriment when in multiple wars, sending armies across the map and leaving it's settlements undefended to be taken by other enemies>AI will recruit a dozen armies and park them on it's own settlements, never moving>AI knows where your armies are in fog of war and will keep just out of reach, only way to hide armies is by ambush stance>AI gets to keep items like sword of Khaine, Crown without any drawbacks or fight requirements>Allied AI is gimped and will lose it's cheats>AI has actual cheats like instant recruitment, massive upkeep reduction and constructionIt's crazy how the AI code is so bad, they had to remove it's limiters and just make it ignore almost all game mechanics to the point it's playing a different game entirely.
whats longma
cheers to those who recommended aow4
>>542839770I only liked them in WH2.
>>542844376Mods will fix it!
bedbreaking sex with alarielle the everqueen
>>542817431You do that with flagellants who will hold the gribblies in place until the very end (and canonically are SEEKING death anyway) or heroes who will be barely scratched by the missiles
>>542847642longma balls
>>542847904Legend never misses
