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>>542804116>my taishin decided to eat some tasty bakushin assGonna keep hosting runback rooms while I do other stuff110078601100786011007860
I need you to shut the fuck up now
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>>542805564gomenasorry... big tournament in game... lots of results being posted...
>finally can relate to the soundpost I made
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>>542805564>noo you can't be louder than the ERP discord disguised as an MMOeat my ass
>>542805564hmmmmmmmmmmmmm........ nyo
ElCONDORPAIZURI~
>godlike stats (for my deck)>no red shift>no THH
>get to Gemini cup group b finals, second place >Get to cancer cup group A, also second placeHonestly I didn't even think I could classify to group A or not end dead last on this one so I'll consider it a win, thank you vodka for carrying my ass to group A kek
>>542805532hey >>542802948 that SAME taishin... uh placed... 2nd... but um... well... you see uh... b-blockers and stuff...
I lost by a neck to pace pasa. witgod was right
>>542805661can someone pat my head while i cry about my loss
I can't decide if I want to go with debuff or Ace Rudolf for Leo.Ace would be harder to train, but I am also on the fence if I should go Pace or Late.
I'll ask it again here, is she good for leo?
>>542805564/xivg/GODS rule this board
>>542805836>natie>winning anything
>>542805564Go away creep
>taishin retards still trying to shill their useless Uma
Vodka is the goat
>>542805872Pace Rudolf is just asking for her unique to never activate
>no title for Taurus>silver title for Gemini>platinum title for CancerI'm improoving.
>>542805874if you have to ask, you won't win either way
gigaproud of my bitches
>>542805375Maybe its time to quit this timesink predatory game and go back to real games. I lost twice this CMs and /uma/ has no intention of helping anyone here and just gaslights all day.
>speed>pace>1* uraBricked...
>>542805874And you got an answer last thread.Yes.
>he didn't train his free cancer win uma
>>542806059real games like what? league of legends?
>lost by neck in 2ndOh I'm actually legit sad / madThink I'm gonna take a break from the game for a bit
>>542805843Yosh yosh
>>542805968...on a planet where useless means WINNER
>>542805874yeahsource: idk i saw it in a gaslight infographic
>making a new thread so you can spam more CM results that nobody engages with this general is sometimes really awful
Motivated to farm parents now
>>542806059Anon, why not join a club and get real advice from your fellow bros?
Damn the new welfare SSR sucks ass.
>>542806126Battlefield 6
>>542805785Is that all the skills she has...? Where groundwork?This character is very hopeless if she isn't 1st the entire time.
Victoria frontier status?
>>542806181Sex with hime
is this shit any good or are you only meant to look at the card art
>>542806059People help all the time
>>542806207>>542806275kek
>>542806181BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THE GAME INSTEAD OF TALKING ABOUT WHICH HORSE WANTS TO RAPE ME BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
>>542806228That game is filled with women though, it's woke
>>542805989I know its a gamble and dependent on how many front runners there are.I could make 2 front runners to increase the odds.
>>542806207Unlike other non-spe welfares, huh
>>542806275Just the card art.
>>542806260he's a seanig so he'll stream in like 10 hours and it will be a 6 hour stream with the race tucked in the last 10 minutes of it.
>2nd place spring tenno sho AGAINI am going to fucking LOSE IT MAN I JUST WANT MY SPRING TRIPLE CROWN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>5428055325/18 for runback race the 3rd110078601100786011007860
>>542806320>reddit tachyon
>>542806202chat function is unbearable, what kind of retard made this and hasnt fixed it by month 4
>>542805874Again, she's like everyone else but Ryan is better
TAISHIN S TIER STATUS?>PROVEN>CONFIRMED>FACT CHECKED>NO DOUBTSSee you in Leo cup
>>542805532TEN RACISTS NEEDED HERE
>>542806390>crystal cafe
Shitty video time. Thanks Blockushin. Never stop gamblinghttps://files.catbox.moe/qwrlko.mp4
>>542806428She is shit in CM4
>>542806275why couldn't we get swimsuit daiwa instead....
>>542806207>>542806275its good
good news /uma/ despite going 12/80 through my rounds I managed to get 2nd place in A Finals! I owe this lucky break to MITCHERS!
>>542806372Me trying the triple tiara, stupid umas shouldn't let me have it
Reminder to talk more so /xivg/ chuds get jelly
Are you going to thank her for making this CM an unforgettable experience?You did run Seiun and get platinum, right?
>>542806207The only good upcoming welfare is Suzuka speed card the rest are resource traps
>>542806384UMAS CAN BE NEWTYPES???
>>542806428>golshi win>golshi win>vodka win
Tachyon posters and Cafe posters should kiss.
>>542806394You could always join a Discord club. You got tons of options and if you want good resources look at jp/ch/kr Uma and compare.
Any silver collectors /here/?
>>542805946my natie got brocked but I was already expecting that
>>542806519..and other things people who missed out on pulling her tell themselves
Always use your oshi, never compromise with meta. CM4 will be the same, summer marus will job if you just trust your oshi
>>542806428>golshi>vodkaI'm noticing
TOTAL BRIAN VICTORY
>>542806134Same. I wanted to this win cup more than the others because of how exciting it is but lost by 3/4 and acceleration activating too late
So, is it safe to cleat Daiwa's card?
Post your plat winnersTaurus - End Rudolf Gemini - End RudolfCancer - Late Grass
>>542806584shut the fuck up faggot
Remember Toraina-dono. It doesn't matter if you didn't get first place so you shouldn't be despairing. Gold is better after all.
>>542806260
If you change your title to cancer platinum, will the other players see it when they view the race?
>>542806676It's Golshi time once again.
>>542805692I have a love/hate relationship with the CM's. Winning them is the biggest adrenaline rush I think Uma Musume has to offer. Watching my spurtless Golshi run train on better umas was incredible in Gemini, and for a few races in Cancer I got to see my darling Suzuka take overwhelming victory. But they're also extremely frustrating and can severely tax your patience if you let them>vidya is supposed to be funbasically this. We're all grown ass men playing a phone game about encouraging anime horse girls to try their best with the power of friendship and make their dreams come true. It's patently ridiculous and I love it to death. It doesn't surprise me that the weirdos who like this game like it for a variety of different reasons. For me, I simply love the characters and their stories with all my heart, and guiding them on their journey to victory is immensely, immensely satisfying.
>>542806757Shit TeioGolshiVodka
>>542806869Yes
>>542806510OHNONONONO SMARUBROS WHAT'S THIS
>>542806816/uma/ in shambles
>>542806676Tfw my bokumanko Oshi summeralt is still 3 years away and I will have to take losses after losses just like in the anime
>literally no one ran front so my blocker is useless>still wonPouring a glass to Vodka.
Thoughts?
>>542806676you "oshis" are the meta horses bro
I can't stop seething every time I see a 1st place group A finals screenshot with a time like 1.31.5 like this >>542806816.I would've won these fucking lobbies by like 5 lengths, but those guys get Plat and I get nothing.
>>5428055322 minutes left until 15 minutes left and I think people can't join at 15 minutes left110078601100786011007860>>542806452thanks for bumping
got my 3rd place for the 3rd CM in a row in A finals
>>542806757Taurus - Late BrianGemini - Late BrianCancer - Late Brian
>>542805539>>542805569>>542805607>>542805686ALL of you bitched at OP and YET YOURE STILL IN HERE POSTING
>>542806757>plat winnersnow you're just rubbing it in. . .
>>542806612Sure, but I suspect I'm doing something different than you.
>>542806816Fake he was using Seiun
>>542806883Just enter with the expectation that you'll get BTFO so hard you'll be last place every race. Then you can't be frustrated. Because it can only get better.
>>542806816Wanted to see his excuse this time when he lost sad
GOLSHI GAME
>440 stamina>shit MaruStaminakeks BTFO'd, thanks for the anons that taught me to take mid race velocity skills. My Falco got a late start but Maru stole the lead with mid race velocities anyway.
>vandalised opnice thread retards
>>542806990"Matchmaking RNG is the strongest RNG of all."
>>542807040not playing your game of splitting the thread so you can have another divegrass team pagpag nigger
>2ndAaaaieeeeeI know it was over when i matched against an A+ Seiun...
>got Summer Maruzensky>got platinum with Maruzensky classiqueWE ARE SO FUCKING STATUS: BACK
>>542806953why is she so unhappy?
>>542807114She literally has a recovery
>>542806757End Gold ShipLate RudolfLate Grass
>people deliberately change their title to silver to give the opponent false hope after winning the finalswhat motivates someone to commit such evil?
>>542807038Extremely based Brian bro!>>542807119Literally doesn't matter, you're already posting in it anyway.
>>542806757i only got gemini silver, i was glad to get cancer gold this time
>>542806916SMaru in question. What was this person even thinking?
>>542807221she saw the trainer putting a condom instead of going raw
>>542807190>everyone in my lobby except me had 1200 speed 1200 power>got 2nd
>>542806757Gold Reddit EndReddit Ship EndSeiun Front
>>542807346KWAB
>won>did a fist pump at workbros wtf is this how sportsfags feel
should i dump 5 more tickets on the hag banner?
>>542805785Are you completely relying on them from gps? You should have at least one as parent, even if you have to borrow.
>>542807393>Not "Reddit Gold"
Double Affinity is a memeGaslight nigger will tell you get double affinity over triple the same sparks you want
>>542807393HOLY SOULLESS
>>542807346For me it's
>>542806612I missed out on Taurus because I was group B, but I was group B, 2nd place for Taurus; group B, 1st for Gemini....Come to think of it, Cancer was my first group A lol. And first 3rd place
>>542807439No, I most of the time I want to kill myself.t. Philadelphia 4/4 fan
>>542805532Hit the 15 minute no join mark so I slammed it early. Guess the post-finals hype has already died down so that's the last room.
>>542806816i could've been in group A man...at least i beat the group B jobbers
>>542806757Taurus - End RudolfGemini B - Late RudolfCancer - Late Vodka
>got matched with A+ smaru with better stats than all my umas>my vodka wins anywaygood thing I didn't pull for her
>>542807630based
>Early-race ends>Stinky Natie debuffs enemy Falcon>Seiun procs midrace velocity>Dumb Falcon pops her ult uselessly and goes nowhere>Only runner capable of stopping the Angling & Scheming proc is now safely in Seiun's wakeThank you Natie! https://files.catbox.moe/jjm5n3.mp4
>>542806693my brian lost to my s.maru
Got into A final for the first, 3rd place. But it turns out reward is the same as B first.
>>542807439I was having that same thought. I FINALLY understand how sportsfags feel. Of course it took cute anime horsegirls winning with the power of friendship, but there you go.
This CM was the straw that broke the camel's back. I'll be quitting tonight. Are there any other good games out at the minute? Ideally ones with actual skill expression instead of just flipping a coin and hoping you get heads enough to give your uma the same skills that everyone else is trying to get because the game is a solved spreadsheet instead of an actual game?
>>542806757Taurus - End TaishinGemini - End TaishinCancer - End TaishinAnd I will win Leo. Just you see.
>>542807591I did my job. You guys still let a Front win!
I won.
>>542807814Can I have your oats?
>>542807591my goofy ass gold ship could have gotten close but she got stuck behind a fat fuck NPC for a second or two right at the most crucial moment
>>542807114I think in my own race 777 actually didnt go off and the extra corner recovery saved me, overtaking a falco
>>542807245I only used triple 777s, getting the gold recovery and I'll lose out on mid race velocity. Constant CM room tests and getting cucked by mid race velocity Umas here got me to bet on triple 777.
>>542807769*For the first time
>>542807814You're supposed to enjoy the shitposting, not the game, game is just a vehicle to bait people, post about shit, roll dice for cards
I'm thinking if taking a break from Leo and just focusing on making good parents and getting a good retention team for TT.Training for Cancer sucked massively and it felt like I had to claw my way to A Finals just to have such an anticlimactic wet fart for a final race.
>None of my accel skills for my end closer procced because she decided to reach 4th on the corner and I missed wit check on Spurt>Ended up winning because she had the most power of any Uma in the room and just ran on pure adrenalineI...well...okay then.
>>542807909Don't know who this is, but would like to.
I am actually seething and salty about my lost. Not even losing on competitive online games can get me like this
>>542807038I'm curious about your brians. My taurus bancho lost by 1/2L to a whale bancho. Gem bancho lost to my Biwa pace promoted.
>>542807439Yest. Jays fan
Choosing the right training options takes skill
>>542807909>>542808014everyones favorite boy
>paired with SMaru>vodka still clutched me the winTraining a late surger last minute was a right decision holy shit
Uh, my danchou is still on gemini platinum. Should I wait a while before changing my title to cancer platinum?
>>542806059/uma/ truly is a vile shithole. every time a banner drops you'll see hundreds of posts about them getting the uma in a single pull and in the same post mock those who pulled without enough to spark and failed to acquire the banner uma, oblivious to their own hubris./uma/ will happily state that there is more to the game than CM, and yet thread after thread is nothing but CM talk; the monotony only broken by hornyposting./uma/ will extol the virtues of being f2p while simultaneously telling those who didn't reroll for a dozen hours to get MLB kitasan black to give up and just whale.
>>542808142
>>542807943Who the fuck enjoys shitposting? What the fuck kind of life is that?>>542807990Why would you come back then? That thing you just described with the Cancer Cup? That's the entire game. Thats it. You grind for X weeks and then you flip a coin and if tails, you lose. And then you have to go do it all over again. That's the core of Uma Musume
Was sweatin seeing a falco, and sure enough they won the groundwork battle. Fortunately they weren't too greatly made and my S.maru easily overotook midrace (even though I think 777 failed wit check, had corner recov)
>>542808173Nah rub it in his face
>WAH WAH WAH THIS PLACE IS AWFUL REEEEbuncha whiny faggots you two (one)
LateGODS status?
>Opponent brings a blockushin>It absolutely kills this cracked Seiun Sky>which gives me Vodka room to proc everything and winIs there any thing worse than bringing a strategy to stop a certain style of running only to lose to the one style you were trying to give a chance of? God it's fucking hilarious really.
>>542808183>wordswordswordsYou take everything way too seriously because of your aspergers and are incapable of having fun, got it
>>542808014Catch shithead
>>542808183It's almost as if there are more than one person who posts in these threads.
>>542807857Yeah but then you did this to me
Any other brainy pigeon enjoyers bringing their umadol to cm4?
>>542807769Slightly worse, even.
>>542808007My lobby had 6 fronts and 3 lates (2 were mine). A blockushin cucked all fronts. The other late procced two accels but got brocked by a front, so my Vodka just walked to first place with her 1200 power
Opinions on Still I Rise's (Vodka+Diawa's grandchild) upcoming Debut (On the 18th)?
Are you ready for SMaru domination?
>who the fuck enjoys shitposting
>>542808183This is a general dedicated to a slot machine. There is NOTHING to discuss. It's a bunch of old women talking about how theyre more likely to get the jackpot if they stand on one leg for 8 seconds while wearing red before they pull the lever. You know that webm of the old people in the casino all fingering the shiny lights in front of them? That's this general.
>>542808183This game tests your will and your IQIf you fall for the gaslights (such as "don't reroll for kitasan bro she isn't worth it") you will have a miserable time. It will unironically teach you critical thinking skills.
You guys are all my future opponents in CMsI will gaslight you all in hopes you crash and burn against me on the track
>>542808356>blocknigger blocked by own blockerYou love to see it
>>542807442Yes. And then your carats. FEVER!
>the slopper faggot is backoh great
>>542808328Happened to me too. One of the opponents had 3 fronts.. which is a bad idea obviously, the other was 2 late surgers and blocker. He absolutely destroyed all the front runners including mine, but then lost to my Grass.
>>542807814Silksong
>>542808356You did that to yourself when you picked Taishit bwo
>>542807990Just remember that you'll need to retrain your TT team again when Unity Cup comes out.
>>542808183There's small e-peens who spam gaslights and their luckshitting, but that's because they hate themselves. They want others to feel bad. There's plenty of umadachis who do actually just help each other and post cute pics.
>>542808356wtf is this?
>>542808356Taishin living the meme lol>>542808507That was a one uma per person race nigger. Learn to read
>>542808446Be sure to post the race here when it happens.
>>542808356
hmm... what to choose...
>>542808328>trying to give a chance ofHello ESLfriend, in this case it's 'give a chance to'. You also might want to work on your multi-clause sentences. I'm just letting you know because many people in this general can be rather cruel to those they can tell are foreigners!Kind Regards,
How the fuck does anyone make a good parent when you need a borrow and you only get 3 of them? On top of that, are people genuinely doing a dozen runs a day trying to get a good parent?
>>542806059I lost count of how many of you faggots quit after losing CM, yet you are still here for whatever reason, didn't you were going to quit?Anyways, I have helped a some anons here and there, who geniunely asked for advice instead of acting like uppity newfags repeating the same slop jewtubers say or making fun of Tachy with the shit reddit memeI'm feeling generous now since I won my triple crown, I will let you ask me any question and I will aid you
>>542808750You'd just leave 5 guts on the table like that?
>>542808363it was hard enough getting her turf s
>>542808750You need that 5 extra guts or you're bricked
Oh, it's actually funny in Japanese.Who knew.
Threadly reminder that dedicated to your favorite girls defeats metaslavery.
>>542808446Honestly seems like she might be kinda strong. Innate green skill in Savvy, and it's been proven getting her turf aptitude up isn't the worst thing, and she has medium A. S.Maru's unique will still blow her out of the water, but she seems like the best to partner front runner with.
>>542808356That's my Hishi Amazon! She procced nothing until like half way in the final spurt and managed 4th that was funny! It wasn't funny, stop failing wit checks Hishi Amazon.
>>542808486i wonder how many CM platinums will it take for people to realise that it's not *only* RNG
rate the final day of CM3
>>542808938i won which means it was good
>>542808668https://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedata
>>5428089386/10won graded A btw
SUPERLUCKY SEVEN
>>542808938Marvelous / 10
how many of you are trying to get Red SHfit onto S.Maru
>>542808446What will she look like?
>>542809027>Whalekeks
>>542808935But the sloptubers told me it's all RNG and that they lost their finals cause of RNG
>>542808775You don't need to borrow. At some point you'll have 2 star Umas which are fine for creating more Umas. Specially if they have at least 1 3 star parent so you get enough stats to have a pretty good chance at winning.
I have decided to quit for the third time.......See you in hell, fuckers. Enjoy your shitty FUCKING game.In two weeks I plan on quitting for the fourth time.
>>542808763nta, no one likes grammar nazis and as long as an esl isn't being a fag, keep it to yourself neigha
the fact I won in A proves this is a luck game
>>542808938Hishi WIN!
>>542808869Is the pun "nee-san Nature" or something?
>>542808779If the IP counter still existed on 4chan, I guarantee there would be about a quarter of the IPs as were here for the first CM final. People ARE leaving. The game IS dying on the global server. There's nothing to enjoy. When people were playing blind, builds would've been interesting and novel and umas would be different from each other. But with the game and everything in it being a known quantity, every uma is the same. Every CM is just a wit check, essentially. A dice roll.
>>54280893810/10Had a heart attack with my Falco getting a late start, but S. Maru takes the bag home anyway.
>>542808938The view from the lead was mine.
>>542808518My carat stash is safe and sound until vbourbon at the earliestI did dump all my tickets on the hag and got absolutely nothing (not even one 3 star uma)
>>542808446we will see, it would be great to see her win some graded races if she inherited at least some ability for racing
>>542808241I joined just before Tarus cup and didn't really know what it was. Found out about Gemini cup and didn't train for it and used an auto-select team. Won B finals which gave me a rush to actually try for Cancer. Struggled with making good parents and eventually had to settle for an ok one because I was running out of time to train Aces. Managed to make 2 (imo) decent Aces that took me to A finals which I am honestly happy for. But the race was such bad rng on my end with skills not procing and terrible luck blocking that it didn't feel good to lose like that. Still took 3rd which I'm happy with.I love this game but sweating as much as I did this CM was making it unfun. If I go at the rate I am I'm gonna burn out and quickly resent this.I'll just take time to work on having a good foundation before sculpting a statue.
>>542809128Remember to do your fan runs before you quit for the day.
>>542808938I got my honorary group A 3rd6/10
>>542808446>inheriting a unique that only procs in first and a unique that procs in the last 200m if you're not in first
>>542808328I mean sure it's preferable if you uma wins, but the sky woulda easily won otherwise. Least they had a chance-ish
>>542808183Pretty sure the "umamusume isn't just CM prep" spiel is coming from one or two guys. For some reason, the example they give is also always "get Urara to win Arima Kinen."
Opponent had 781 wit falcon, didn't proc angling, got 3rdWhat the fuck was he cooking, look
>>54280893810/10robbed 2 better players with blockshin and a lucky grass to get my first platinum
>>542808935Yes it is. You spending $800 on getting a full MLB deck doesn't change that. It just means you're rolling a D6 while others are running a D20.
>>542809027>reposted from days ago
>>542809174>When people were playing blind,>But with the game and everything in it being a known quantity,anon everything has been known about the game since it releasedthis game has been re-released like 4 times alreadyyou are inventing something in your head which never happened
>>542809171Other way around, "Nice nee-chan". "Nature" starts with the "nee" sound in Japanese.
Imagine whaling for Summer Maru and slaving away last second only to lose instead of winning with the team you shat out during Gemini cup. Couldn't be me.
>>542809275ok
>3rd again just like in gemini>all these anons itt being firstI dont even want to do careers anymore
>>542809331if someone wins 20 "coinflips" in a row, then it's clearly not coinflips
Fraudrunners
>>542809324That's a blocker bro. The point of that character is to cuck any front runners.
>>542809324That's obviously a Falcon blocker... like can't you see it?
I can't lie, there's a sense of schadenfreude I get from beating someone from group A who dropped into the group B finals.
>>542808705Look she shmooved along the inner rail all the way up to the Suzuka and was even moving sideways to pass
>>542809402>From that to "Natie"alright
>>542808938Worse than every other CM by far. I imagine it only gets worse from here. Races are won in the early race. The finish line has been moved back to wherever Angling triggers.
>>542809442i lost after getting 90% winrate during rounds if that makes you feel better
>>542809324That's... A blocker Falco. Poor Umadol with a gaslit trainer
>>5428089381/1 (I raced once and placed first)
>>542808658Oh god... why?
>>542808486>You know that webm of the old people in the casino all fingering the shiny lights in front of them?
>>542809479>>542809485It had angling and scheming plus his other racers sucked....
>>542809490What website is this?
If you won with>Smart Falcon>Seiun Sky>Vodka>Front Pasa>Gold Ship (move on)Then you didn't deserve it.If you won with>Narita Taishin>Narita Brian>Gold City>Fuji Kiseki>Hishi Amazon>Silence Suzuka>Regular Maruzensky>Grass WonderThen you deserved itIf you won with>Summer MaruzenskyThen eat my ass.
>>542809108/ourguy/ always win
another CM victory for the full frontrunner team, and despite being scared of seeing a seiun and s.maru in the same team they weren't even 8000+ score
>>542808938Angling & Scheming / 10>>542808869I was reading a JP discussion where they tried to decipher the english version and kept getting tripped up by the fact that there's no double-meaning to 'Natie' at all, so there's literally no joke. They kept scouring online dictionaries looking for possible puns on the word 'Natie'.
>>542809131damn did the falco fail A&S?
>>542809501Localization is an odd bird.
>>542809342You literally just admitted that it was in this very post. Or are you claiming the JP release played out just like global has? Don't embarrass yourself like that.
>>542805375you don't have a single uma picture on your puter, faggot?
>>542809583It's still a blocker though. Just cuz you go in and cuck all the front runners doesn't mean you get two win. It just means you have a chance with late surgers.
>>542809174The game has been out for almost 5 years now, there is nothing novel about it. It is on you for being an EoP globalbab and not doing research about it, you had plenty of time to plan your gameplay.>People are leavingIs that why the game was top 5 in sales yesterday, and the threads hit bump limit so quickly? To me it sounds you wish the game died, to cope with your failure. Let me enlighten you, it won't die.
>>542809603i won with mejiro ryan
>>542809128see you tomorrow
>>542809661I get that, Translation Notes exist for a reason, but man...
>>542809509>The finish line has been moved back to wherever Angling triggers.from where spurt triggers in cm2?and where red-shift/shooting triggers in cm1?
>>542809583Bro did you even try to win a Sprint/Mile career with only ~450 SPD? Angling is to win career.
As expected, I got the 3rd place rewards in the A finals (my best horse finished 5th), but it was my first time even in the A finals so I'll take that as progress.
>>542809570I cant win against these pros
>>542809490>That Taishin getting absolutely blocked from ever accelerating by that Amazon
>>542808938Best girl clutched it
>>5428094461. Winning 20 coinflips in a row is absolutely still luck, you fucking retard.2. You're flipping your coins to win $50 a pop if you get the right result, whereas F2Ps are flipping their coins to win $5. You ending up with more money at the end isn't a reflection of "skill".
>>54280893810/10, Blockushin was able to stay in first long enough to prevent A&S and my Vodka and Grass proc'd accel skills at the perfect time
>>542809501Seems hard to translate
>>542809629>there's no double-meaning to 'Natie' at allngl as a /fit/izen i get a gay little giggle thinking about Nice Natty
>>542809629Yeah, that's a bit sad. By all rights there should be a joke in there but...They probably should've just skipped it entirely.
>>542808984is this safe?
>>542807040i didn't, though. only now after bump limit have i come to reply to you.
>>542808938Oguri Cap / (as in peak)
>>542809663ignore my reply I'm retarded, I misunderstood your post
>>542809830just keep it as nee-chan
>>542809730You deserved it.
>>542809442It's incredible how effective the CM is at making you not want to engage with any part of the game lol. I lose the last CM by a nose and dropped the game entirely for like 2 weeks. I have no idea how it's a viable business model.
>>542809736It's odd because you come across lines in the game every so often where it's nonsensical enough in a certain weird way where it was clearly a pun/cultural reference in the original Japanese, but apparently the translators just threw up their hands and decided to translate it literally.
>>542807324>wow this fucking blows, but it's the best I could do in three borrows>oh well, Reddit is freaking out over Smaru so it's obviously free wins>no, I will not test it in room matchesI've read his mind. These are his thoughts verbatim.
>>542809705>>542809739This is unironically the first time I see a gaslight reach the finals, what's worse my front didn't even care... If your vodka gets brocked she's brockedDude had MLB Kitasan and LOST because he fell for a meme
>>542809825i sincerely hope you're not retarded enough to think someone winning 20 coinflips in a row did it with luck
Rudolf, Air Groove (wedding>defult), and Hishi are my waifus.Narita and Biwa too if they would ever pull for me.How bad is this team?
>>542806871Fucking sex...
>>542809993It doesn't work because the pun for "nature" only works with the japanese pronunciation
>>542808446torena-san...
>>542810080Anon?
>>542809570I was actually thinking of another one. It's one that goes into a 'bonus mode' or something and wee old women are pushing themselves up onto their zimmerframes to jab at the wall clumsily to 'catch cash' or something like that
>>542810061I don't get it, are you saying blockers don't work? Because they did. It was far from a meme. It was how I had 60% WR instead of 30-40%
>>542810082>Naritaw-which one...
>>542808446Does she have medium sized breasts or large breasts?
>>542810184sounds kino, please post it if you happen to find it
>>542809830Nice Neigh-ture
>>542809603Spread em
>>542808938?/10Don't think I can give a rating right now since it was my first loss. I feel nonchalant about it right now, but I'm a little nervous since I don't know how I'm going to feel when I open the game to do the rest of my borrow runs tonight. I had been slipping the 1-2 days before round 1 started, but the races invigorated me (especially since I was doing very well, 90% overall win rate). Now I'm just hoping this isn't actually some huge turning point.
>>542810202He could've built a monster front, yes. Blockers don't work
>>542809570>>542809784Oy vey dont expose the business. Second Scenario and moving forward sure looks like some casino machine
>want to roll for sweep SSR>50 specialty at 0 LB is pretty nice>but her gold is a dogshit end closer skill and her event chain is gambling for mood up or down>riko and neicha banners on the horizonafter it took me 30k carats just to get one (1) copy of super creek i'm entering omega savings mode this shit sucks
>>542810184thats CASHNADO ALERT
>>542809718Are you illiterate? What do you think that post was saying? Were you under the impression my complaint is having to read spreadsheets or something? Fucking SEAmonkey
>>542810172the odds of winning 20 coinflips in a row is 0.000095%It's obvious that whoever won the coinflips did something you're not aware ofdismissing it as luck makes you seem like some easily scammable retard
>>542809603>I get to eat daiwa's ass because of smaruso my 200 rolls were worth it after all...
>>542810061Are you implying that blocker strategy is a gaslight? Worked fine, my finals video is on this thread.
>>542809603>you didn't deserve itCome take it from me then, oshicuck
>>542809598https://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedata
>>542810313But they literally do... Are you mentally challenged? Of course they don't have 100% success rate. Nothing does. They are by far the most 'real' meme strat of Uma global to date
>Front runner late start and losses to way worse umas>Front runner blocks my late surger who was accelerating when she falls back>Second late surger is blocked by first one that tries to overtake my falling back frontHoly fucking shit what a disaster, Falco jesus christ that was almost comical what a fuck up girl. You truly are the cuckquean, but I still love you.
>>542810120And changing it to "Natie" instead somehow works? To me it always just sounded like a weird nickname, not a pun or anything.>>542810016Guess those points come up, where they just give up without even remotely trying.>>542810267Corny as hell, but it would've been funnier in my stupid eyes.
>>542810061Someone had a blocker in my finals race too. His blocker worked AMAZINGLY, one guy bought 3 front runners, I bought 1. All of the front runners got absolutely rekt by the blocker.He would have won too if my grass didn't exist.I thank him for his service.
>smaruHe deserved losing for being a greedy fuck and not believing on his umasThank you enemy blockushin for taking out the trash
>>542809603I won with Symboli Rudolf. Did I deserve it?
>>542810080I just want to point at this anon for all of you to see. This is the level of intelligence going on in this general. This is the intellect of the average gacha game defender. Please everyone just take a moment to look at this anon who thinks that flipping a coin and guessing the outcome X amount of times in a row is a demonstration of skill and not luck.
>>542810580You deserved it.
I half want to try witmaxing Biwa for the Leo cup just to meme.
>>542809570Team Trials gameplay
>>542809603What if you won with Taiki Shuttle? I didn't, but hypothetically speaking.
>>542810584luck is a skill
>>542806612not exactly, but:>was total newfag when Taurus dropped, foolishly entered graded league and tried to win with 500 stamina Suzuka>couldn't manage a single win>never got spurt into Golshi for Gemini, but improved deck and won group B easily enough>had RNG hell in Cancer, barely squeezed into A finalsSo this is progress. Now I'm back to Golshi runs. Just 90 more days without mlb Kita....
>>542810267That's enough out of you
>the game is LITERALLY just luck there's NO POINT in playingdon't get your panties all twisted up over a horse wife idol simulator you dorks. i sweated out 9999999999 runs to get a competitive Suzuka because i think shes cute and it worked eventually and i won, and thats not random. she had a solid wr% the whole way through. gamers get retarded about "skill" in games because secretly everyone knows all games are just braindead easy bing bing wahoo bullshit, but the "skill" in uma is knowing how to play around the luck rolls. thats just how it is, it's like xcom or FFT where you play around chances and try to maximize your success anyway.
Don't get so full of yourself, you didn't even run the race, the uma did
>>542809603if i won with daiwa, did i deserve it?
>>542808363I will. I'd have to put some effort into it this time, I just put my TT Falco into CM3 because I lucked out with Turf S two months ago and she collected silver most races.
>>542810210Brian so I can have the student concil team.
>>542810515>And changing it to "Natie" instead somehow works?I didn't say that. It just seems like they had no way of translating the pun at all, so they went with random bullshit instead. It's not good but I understand why they did it.
>>542810670You definitely deserved it.
Just died to a brain aneurysm. (Pure skill, because the odds of a brain aneurysm are really small, so it can only be an expression of skill to get one)
Did danchode lose now is disbanding the club?
>If your trainee is in the event, she wears the sexo clothingCool
>>542810605
>>542808183This is why gaslighters are the best posters in this general. You unabashedly know what we're up to, we attempt to ridicule everyone equally and there's no smoke and mirrors. Be grateful for our services.
>>542810645>very smart honse knows exactly why she lost
>>542810650>10 minutes of refreshing opponents until you find a witGOD/gutsGODyeah pretty much
>My uma's win rate? 100% of course
>>542810584you clearly don't understand what was saidit's implied that the person winning 20 coinflips in a row did something you are not aware of to alter their chances, not that actually achieving 20 coinflip wins in a row wouldn't be considered lucky if it actually happened without some shenanigans
Amusingly there is unique text if your uma is new
AlmondLove danchou is crashing out in the club chat because he lost 3rd CM in a row. I hope he doesn't disband the club...
>>542808363I want to but honestly I'm dreading another round of groundwork farming, and groundwork appearing when I'm highrolling stats to be specific
>>542810398Do you see someone get struck by lightning and think "wow he's really, really skillful and talented. That's only a 0.000082% chance of happening so it must be pure skill!"
>>542810313>Blockers don't work>>542804419
>>542809641Amongst other skills
>>542810584If someone wins 20 coinflips in a row, I assume they're cheating.
>>542810739You OMEGA deserved it. Deserved it the most out of anybody on that list.
>>542807061this is an extremely reasonable position to take, thanks anon. >0lb kita/creek>weak deckI'm actually a bit impressed I managed to create pic related for CM3, but it's close to the limit of what I can do until I get better support cards ie mlb kita.
>>542809603>Vodka>Then you didn't deserve it.>Grass Wonder>Then you deserved itAm I fucking reading this right? You're obviously trying to feel good about yourself here. Grass is the superior LS version of Vodka, the reason we're seeing more Vodka on this CM is because she is free and had a Legend race so you could easily 3* her. Faggot
Fell for it haha...
>>542810824I refresh until I see an obvious poorfag (team full of default costumes), is that the wrong approach?
>>542809876I would say if you trust using Hachimi then you can trust using this race data plugin.
Winning
>replay the race>none of the opponents skills triggerAre gold skills for opponents hidden or what?
>>542810878I can only assume you're south east asian. It's the ONLY possible explanation for what I'm reading.
I now have 25 support tickets, should I blow them all on Riko Rice
>>542810954this analogy only makes sense if the person tells you they're going to be struck by lighting, watch
>>542809603My nice nature got third and my king halo got second, I'm pretty sad
>>542811161sure
My random ass 3* Grass Wonder I trained 2 days before to replace my 2* version of herself won the finals, beating my own 25% win rate Suzuka
>>542811023Literally better than my Umas. Except maybe when it comes to skills, dunno about that one.
>>542811161Keep your hands diamond
>>542811024Thank you for explaining why Vodka users didn't deserve it and Grass Wonder users did deserve it.
>>542810768fair
>>542811054it works well if your team rating is relatively high, since chances are:>default costumes = not pulling on uma banners>not pulling on uma banners = not spending money on game>not spending money on game = bad supports>bad supports = shouldn't be in your rating bracket>shouldn't be in your rating bracket = they're frauding their stats/skills to boost their team score (wit/guts)but if you're in a rating where most people are f2p it's a crap shoot
Super Creek
>>542811180Anon, are you saying that if someone said 'I bet I get struck by lightning' and then they do, you would see that as an expression of skill at being struck by lightning? Jesus fucking Christ.
>>542811024grass deserves it because she has a fatter ass
>put almost no effort in>get 2nd in Graded AI like being comfy
If you ran Falco and Seiun with a 50%+ win rate but still lost to LATEGODS in the finals, you deserved to be laughed at
>>542811243>I spent money in the game so I deserve itI expected no less from a Tachyonshitter
>>542810954The majority of lightning strikes happen to people who are standing out in the open or near an obvious strike risk. The tiny chance is on a whole-population basis, the reality is that most people who get struck were asking for it and had a far, far higher chance of getting struck when it happened. So you're kind of undermining your own point with this example in classic retard fashion.
>>542810881WHAT
Retard that spend 160 rolls and bitched yesterday. Got 3rd in the grade A finals and got Special Week summer from singles. Now 30 away from pity and I'm only going to do singles from now on since 10-rolls are a meme. Special Week seem better than Summer Maru since she has everything she needs for a late surger in her kit already. So now I feel better.
>>542808486that's fucking true. i mean a tiny bit of planning goes into my run when i'm picking out parents or some shit, but even then: how did i get those parents? oh yeah i lucked out getting a 9* stam 7* turf with some nice whites. i didn't play well, i didn't build well. literally just rolled enough times to get something passable. and it's not even satisfying because of the terrifying prospect that theoretically you could be so unlucky that you never ever get anything usable. and then after that you have to compete with whales and luckshitters who get all their horses in single digit amounts of pulls. fuck. this. game.
I post an IMAGE
>>542811214Golshi had nothing except Red Shift and the standard curvature etc. Susie had every mid-race skill imaginable but only Groundwork and Angling for real hitters. She'd often lose the last spurt because Vodka would just accelerate unto the ages of ages amen and that's all she wrote.
grass has a flat ass
>>542811359no, i'm saying that *I* would see it as them doing something to make the "getting struck by lightning" happen, and that anyone who believes that the lightning strike that followed them saying that is a fucking retard
>lost to front rice shower
>>542811023Until, of course, you lose to a Late Start. And then even your "I'm expecting to come last" feels hollow and angering because you didn't even get a chance at a "fair race".
>>542811396>Implying I'd ever lose to late or block faggots
Falcon came yesterday and immediately won CM for me. What a complete bastard I am.
>>542810975gambled low wit & lost. Grats
>>542810824wait is there a surefire way to identify witgods at a glance?
>>542811526SHE'S A FUCKING VILLAIN.
I brocked 3 Frontrunners and jobbed to an A rank Oguri cap with Iron pumpVodka did fuck all in Final
The issue with Uma Musume is that it manages to worm its way into the heart of even the most bitter NEET. You might sideye gacha every minute of your life, but if for even one second you feel that doki doki "Kimi no aiba ga" moment, you're done for. You start thinking that you want to do the best job you can for your favorite girl. You start thinking you'll win, you look at Spicaman and think "he's literally me."Then you lose.
>as a gacha thread progresses, the probability that some retarded argument will involve being struck by lightning approaches 1
>>542811395Im gonna do this next time. Fuck doing all those vodka, grass runs just to be 3rd again.
Dude i read here the other day that surprisingly if you auto pick your horses it does a good job and i tried it out to see who it would pick since i was losing a lot and yeah, it picked the ones i had. What i forgot about is that, for whatever reason, it also changed their roles so i just went to finals with a Vodka and Oguri Cap front runners kekI am not mad because i really struggled to get here anyway, only got 3 wins one time, just think it was funny.
>>542811521 (me)anyone believed that the lightning strike happened at random*
>>542811468>This anon thinks that being struck by lighting IS an expression of skill I cannot even imagine your life. How the fuck do you get dressed in the morning?
>>542811051Yesterday I was joining rooms to see if summer maru was as scary as people claimed. I looked at her skills and wasn't impressed, but figured I might have missed something. The answer is no. She's just not that good. The best use of her unique isn't actually to try to carryover speed, but to use it earlier to win the mid race. There's no point trying to carry over speed if seiun is escape artisting past you and bakushin/falcon is just racing out in front already.I guess the speed carryover is great against weak umas though. Maybe great for getting those round 1 5/5s.
>>542811526Based rice shower fan.
>El and Grass took 1st and 2nd>enemy Neicha got 3rdMission acomplished
>>542811631
Found the second gayest man alive.The first one?The one reading this.
No one's talking about how cute winning is in her new SSR...
Falconkeks, your response?
>>542811559>>542810881I'd like to get this next time, makes me feel hyped up.
>>542811484I post an image face down and end my turn.
>>542811359>Anon, are you saying that if someone said 'I bet I get struck by lightning' and then they do, you would see that as an expression of skill at being struck by lightning?NTA but I would. If someone calls an extremely unlikely event and it actually happens, it generally means they're bullshitting you. Don't tell me you believe the magician when he tells you he picked the card "randomly" out of 52.
>>542811605usually aces with poverty rags = witgod, or at least a poorly built team you can get lots of points from
>>542811395Making graded umas is hard though, intentionally gimping them but just barely making it to the rank limit seems not simple
>>542811526is that the /uma/ riceni... riceGOD that said he'll bring her to every chanmi out of spite for us?
Remember, if you used a Nice Nature debuffer, it's nice of you to include Nature in your team, since she loves to come out and race and support her friends. Debuffing is just a valid strategy that people should be planning around anyways, making sure to keep their wit high and go a little over the required stamina. Next time you should just bring Nature again!
>>542811526KNEEL
>>542808664>There's plenty of umadachis who do actually just help eachcan confirm, some nice umadacchis taught me about parent farming, which I haven't been able to do until now because my deck was so bad (joined after kitasan, didn't buy cards just wasted rolls on uma banners). There's plenty of shitflinging and poisonous assholery, but plenty of comf too.
>>542811521This anon thinks being struck by lighting is a demonstration of skill. This is who you share your general with. You are a bunch of retards at a casino thinking you out skilled the slot machine.
>>542811706>being struck by lighting>How the fuck do you get dressed in the morning?well first I'd assume they'd flip a switch. Would be kinda difficult to get around in the dark.
>>542811642I think you lose if you start treating this entertainment product like a job, for at best two thirds of a ten roll and a title no one cares about.
>>542811802>1:31 time
>>542810939please no dox
>won against a metashitter>he was a whale tooFeels good man
Openlords, how was the CM? total seal clubbing? did you lost to a S.maru in the finals?
>>542810824What? Just hit the top one, surely you'll get 500+k soon enough without refreshing
I love looking at Scarlet in her school swimsuit.
>>542811887She knows too much.
>>542811886i bringed neicha to all CM's so far and it doesnt look like she will stop being used
>>542811526I think this torena could benefit from doing a little running of his own
>>542811873???Graded is the one without the rank limit anon
>She's not that goodi'm glad you managed to reach that conclusion from a handful of rooms with only 3 borrows available and less than a day of career runs.Surely every other server that was dominated by Smaru and frontrunners just had a stroke of coincidence back then.
>>542811992>surely you'll get 500+k soon enough without refreshingy-yeah, I'm aiming for 500k+, ahaha...
>>542812030>open>isn't open to everyone>graded>is open to everyone
>>542811843>I wouldChrist alive. ESLs are something I cannot fathom living around. All those little kids pointing at the sky just as lightning flashes the sky and people like you think "omg he controls lightning!!!" No wonder you cunts would sacrifice babies to the sun and shit.
is falcon's inherited unique any good?the unique was very good this cm to keep an early lead but wondering if the inherited version is as good
>>542812030Huh...Here's an obligatory Falcon
CMs are more like poker than a slot machine, you can mitigate losses with good building but there's still some luck that can fuck you over
>>542811886I brought her to every CM so far i think, maybe i skipped one, and i will bring her for the next one tooMostly because she is just easier than the others, doesnt care if you are rich or poor, have patience or not, she will just come out pretty much the same way every time
>>542811706It's an expression of retardation. You're the one using the word 'skill' but the fact remains the chance of it happening was heavily impacted by their own agency. Based on your inability to absorb this point, I'm starting to think getting struck by lightning is a personally charged example.
>>542811828
>>542812180it's as good as straightaway adept
>>542810939
>>542812162Good job ignoring the entire argument during your melty
>>542811981She says as she takes multiple 8K pictures of Torena watching TV inside his home
>>542812180no, it's golshi anchors levels of nerfed on inherit
>>542812153Spend like a couple of weeks doing 1 career a day for TT and you'll do that
>>542811526Now that's a name I haven't seen in like 10 years.
>2 late pasas in A finalsWhat da fugg
>>542811886>Only enters the race to be a bitch and bring everyone else downSorry but I only race honestly
I WANNA ROLL A SUPPORT CARD ALREADY AAAAAAA
>>542812210That's cool and all now put your Seiun back up
>>542812096>hag losing to my taurus retirement home goldshi in roomsyeah sounds like a fraud
>>542809603He's right
Do you get shitter opponents if you tank your winrate going into the finals?
>>542812286im aiming for top 100 anon
>>542812334Why not make a Air Groove debuffer? She's a bitch for real so it's honest racing.
>>542812232As I said before, you simply MUST be a SEAmonkey. I will accept no other explanation for someone who thinks coin flipping and being struck by lightning is a skillful endeavour.
>>542812210But there's no way to win when you're matched against whales desu.
>>542811965I think people can be as sweaty as they want about it, it's nice when sweaty NEETs are passionate about their interests. I just mean that they get emotionally attached because the gambling aspect hits you in a soft spot in the human brain that some people aren't prepared to handle. The amount of currency between positions in the ranking is pretty minimal, the pain everyone here is feeling is 100% about pride. And why is their pride hurt? Because they got too invested... Kimi no aiba ga...
>>542812210SMART horse for a SMART poster.
>>542811024He posted a D*iwa image, of course he'd say Vodka doesn't deserve it.
>>542808938I won.
>>542810267I don't think horses exist in their world, so doesn't quite work.
>>542811526The hero we need
>>542811887I love her huge ass ears
>>542812265This response tells me I was correct in my assessment.
>>542812459ive been wondering about something for days and you just reminded me. So there's the pegasus stakes, and it's just an uma with wings, ok that's fine.But there's also the centaur stakes. What the fuck is a centaur in umaworld? Is it just an uma holding a bow and arrow?
Is wedding groove any good? She spooked me earlier.
>>542812424Just like the averge pleb in poker tournaments gets dominated by the wrold champion gamblers
>>542812567Nice dodge, again
>>542812545I too love her huge donkey ears
>>542812241Narita Top Road???
>>542811965first place gets 13 rolls +50 carats for finals in graded A league
>>542811526>scarralmao what the fuck
ho, ho, hee, hoo!
>>542812421God, you're stupid, even if this is just a weird troll.
>>542808938didn't do shit to prepare for it and got 1st in b finals. good job me.
>>542812424
Kitasan was a gaslight Whaling barely gives you an advantage against F2PsGuess with GW was faster
>>542812640Donkeymusume....
>>542811640damn that's a smooth webm. why not do the full animation though?
>>542812427I don't think pride is the right word. I just think people don't enjoy being cheated and uma losses feel like you've been cheated. Brocked is brocked and all that. Especially with it being a videogame, it just comes off more like 'the programmer fucked up and coded this incorrectly and I lost due to it's rather than 'this forced loss was by design'. I think it's why people think slot machines are dumb but will go drop a grand on black at the roulette table too. Being able to see at happened soothes the brain.
>>542812729It makes me smile every time she says that.
>>542811969is that a bad time... it was the same speed my suzuka had...
>>542811653>almost no effort inStop lying gaslighter Sky
>>542812302>>542812709QRD?
So Unity Cup is coming out during Leo finals isn't it.....
>>542812729Not my wife but one of the cutest umas in the game. I love her happy ear wiggle win pose.
>>542811887>>542811981the granny is cuter
>>542812597Tried running her this cup and she only had a 5% win rate.Granted I didn't get Furious Feat.
>>542812647Ok I laughed
>>542812787Mulesume
>>542812751Both of those look equally whale to me.
>>542812639>>542812737SEAmonkeys think guessing 20 coinflips in a row is a skill and not luck be ause the odds were low and so therefore the event happening must have been forced or controlled in some way. These "people" are the core audience of gacha.
>>542812787Where’s Admire Vega?
>>542812751>different parents>different decksnot really a proper way to demonstrate results is it
>front runners will dominate this cm>summer maru will come out from the 24 hour grinding and win>smart falcon will also be therewhere the fuck were all the front runners, you niggers
>>542812901Does the umamusumeverse have mules? How does that sort of thing... uh... work?
>>542811526BASED BASED BASED
>>542811024Isn't Grass also free? Or was your point that Vodka was easier to 3* because of the legends race? Because I 3*'d her first, it's true. Kind of wish I'd run Vodka/Grass, but I don't have enough umas for decent parents (no Oguri, no Rudolf, no Seiun, and my Pasa is still 2*) and you can only borrow one uma per run.
>>542812831The only thing worse than a gacha sloptuber: a former LoL pro player.
>>542812901Rudolf my wife...I promise one day to make you an A-rank Trainee
>A finals>Please please three goddesses, don't match me with seiuns and pasas>Seiun and pasa>Okay, maybe my front can somehow... concentration! Groundwork! First!>Gets overtaken, overtakes, overtaken, corner>Pasa in front. Luckily it's a front. Maybe it'll miss angling.>Pasa angles and victorias. Nasty nature and Golshi look blocked by Oguri Fat. Enemy vodka pumps.>It's already over.>Wait, nature just feated. Unblocked herself from oguri. All Seeing Eyes! Slick surge!>Just a Little Farther! Hesitant late!>Beats vodka to the finish line with golshi close behind>Nasty nature victory in under 1:30 after the run of her life.I wonder if any of my opponents feel trolled that Golshi/Nature somehow beat them in a mile CM. I've run that pair in every CM so far.Lost the previous two, ironically.
>>542812751Left is barely whale. Only MLB sweep and Kita stand out as whale shit
>>542809603Feels great that my oshiace isn't relevant enough to make any lists like this.
>>542812787Fuku ears! I want to touch the Fuku ears! I want to take off the ear sock and stroke her cute fluffy orange ears!
What is this ranking supposed to represent? The people in your bracket? The people you defeated along the way?
>>542811526https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2592812263?t=01h36m31s>he didn't preview his opponents and was genuinely shocked to see the rice shower
>>542813028All the shitters who didn't make good fronts got culled and there are generally more lates because they're incredibly easy to build
>>542811526>that nameis that... the league of legends player?that name triggered 10+ years old memories
>>542812096>doesn't immediately take the lead in mile to proc mile maven>eats dust to falco>procs her ult in a corner so she can't overtake>loses to a latechad that lucked out two gold accelsgreat "meta uma" you have there bud
>>542813034umaverse has every animal except horse
>>542811462Grass Wonder is free, retard
I hate building for medium and long because I don't have 18* stam sparks and getting over 1k stam is hard for me
>>542813000If an extremely unlikely event happens, a smart person will suspect foul play. A retard, like you, will chalk it up to "pure luck". You probably think poker is a game of chance as well right?
>>542812586That's a good question...
>>542811526>unrestrained rice showerHERO
>>542813034I imagine it's rather painful for the umamusume, but the regular way.
Any Leo cup info image yet?
>>542813028damn you got into a Platinum-only Final?
I checked my medals I was surprised that I didn't have any Taurus medals even if I didn't win 1st place then I remembered cygames was retarded back then
We like Spe-chan right?
>>542813291>it's rather painful for the umamusumeshe's a big mare
>>542811526RICE CAN WIN
I feel like this game needs a better organising system to find specific verteran umas you're looking for. Or at the very least the option to essentially create folders.
>>542813390200 veterans is way too little More room when?
>>542813384I don't like extremely racist woman that NEVER GIVE ME THEIR FUCKING SKILL
>>542812787Ear size chart WHEN?
>>542813140Randomized number to make you feel like you beat X amount of people. Like how common cards are called Rares. It's pure psychological.
>>542813339yes, and somehow didn't face a single maru, smaru, falcon, blockushin lol
>>542811113Golds show up, whites do not.
>>542812831He's just a former professional ASSFAGGOTS player that played around the classic era and is probably one of the more well-known names from that period. Not really controversial or anything and he seems like a chill dude.
Fat
>>542813374It makes me laugh when someone uses Taurus Silver or Bronze.
>>542813050why that ass looks like the nikocado ass
>>542812787
>>542813465>Caring about getting the skillYour Oguri Cap?
>>542813148>>542813275>>54281338720% winrate rice shower
>>542813052>Isn't Grass also free?She is not, I remember having to roll on Bourbon's banner to get her.The free units are Bakushin / Gold Ship / Vodka / Daiwa / Haru Urara
>have a very weak lineup for Taurus>win>have an uber strong lineup for Gemini>get 3rd>have a very, very weak lineup for Cancer due to zero power cards>win
>>542813028All gaslightingActually, it's not gaslighting, people are just dumbMy nasty nature finished in under 1:30 and she didn't even have capped speed. Just 0.6 worth of accel at the right time. Even got off all seeing eyes.
>>542813234>Person gets struck by lightning>Heh, a smart person like me understands that the lightning was summoned by that person for them to be struck! Why you ask? Because the odds of it happening at all were quite low.>Someone saying "I need a Natural 20" and then rolling a natural 20 on their D20? Sorry, rigged. Weighted die 100% of the time.>Evolution? Nope. That was rigged too.>We didn't kill any kids last year and then a plague hit? What are the odds of that? Obviously foul play. We'll sacrifice 40 kids next year.
>>542813624This dude must be so happy right now
>>542813556Those people are even rarer than Taurus Platinums
>>542813508Surely it means something.
>>542812831Just an old school pro LoL player that was generally well-liked and hasn't really had any major controversies that I can remember. People are just surprised to see him around since their hobbies have changed and stopped keeping up with LoL Kinda like spotting Tony Hawk doing something outside of skateboarding.
>>542813052Grass is 2 star I think. You can get her easily, but you gotta roll.
>>542813384Al long as she give Gourmand
>>542809603The only soulless picks are Falco and Seiun because you can get over 60%WR with themMeanwhile late umas can only get 20% WR at most
>>542813624FUCKING VILLAIN BOOOO
>>542813565MOGGED
stop crying and start working on CM4
>>542813410What's the source anon?
>>542813683>>Heh, a smart person like me understands that the lightning was summoned by that person for them to be struck!who are you quoting?
>>542812807I don't know why people would feel cheated if they looked at it rationally. It takes approximately two seconds to find someone showing off umas that are just strictly better than what you can manage. If the best uma always won, you would be ruled solely by the RNG of who you're matched against instead of that + race RNG. The fact most people have at least an outside hope of taking a platinum badge is by design, and it just doesn't make sense to play this kind of game if that's offensive to you. Play Mahjong if you want large numbers to positively affirm your skill in a chaotic environment, or play chess if unpredictability itself is a dealbreaker.
>>542813684THIS is the summit of oshi PvP
>Thinking CM matches are simple, one-off coin flipsI love the slot machine as much as the next guy but you niggers are retarded
>>542813327yeah here u go bwo
>>542813723I bumped into Tony Hawk once and it was very jarring. He was on his way to a skate park though, so I don't know if it counts as 'not skateboarding' but he was in Ireland at least so pretty unexpected.
>>542813540First his front doesn't tricker angling, then his late misses by neck because she didn't tricker one of the three acceleration skillsHe must be absolutely seething, biggest whale I've seen
so summer maru needs both maestro and her own unique for cm4?
Finals stats. Placed 2nd in Finals A, happy overall considering I've been getting better every CMVodka has earned my respectHopefully Leo will be THE one
>MLB Kita>Never sits in speedWhy are these cards so fucking useless
>New Welfare card gives a Pace Gold recoveryIs this card better than the Chud's card?
New grub here. I've been told to try to MLB rice shower in like 20 pulls/reroll to MLB her and then save for kitasan. Is that even possible, how many pull-down yoy start with?
>>542813624AAAAAHHHHHHHH SOMEONE GET THIS EVIL VILLAIN OUT OF HERE
SEKAI SAIKYOU WA
>>542813554Perfect
>>542813928an odd way to phrase it given that unique abilities are free but yes
>>542813795https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/122323870
>>542814009>MLB rice shower in like 20 pullsdisassociate from whoever told you to do this
Reminder even the biggest whales can lose https://files.catbox.moe/0gh48c.mp4
>>542813752Um...my End Closer actually has more than 20% win rate thank you.
>>542813964it's a power card, draw your own conclusions
>>542813827>Gamblers>RationalPick one and only one.>>542813880The discussion isn't about a single coinflip. Have you read through this autistic argument thinking people were claiming this game is a single coinflip and not 4000 coinflips?
>>542813690Old lady erotic.
>>542814009dont do thatbuy an account with a MLB kitasan then roll for summer maruzensky currently going on after that you're free to do whatever
>>542814023is the concert on global yet
>>542814009jesus noyou're a newfag right? if you're days old then reroll for at least 1 kitasan, then save up for her banner.riko/rice is very very optional
>>542813887I guess the analogy still kinda works since seeing Tony Hawk in a far-off skate park is similar to seeing Scarra streaming other video games.
>>542814183>rolling for smaru without seiunwhy the FUCK are you all so retarded
>>542813148>the Raisu in questionDeck:>MLB Kita>2LB Suzuka>MLB Eishin>MLB Biwa>MLB Daitaku Helios>MLB Biko A whale, most likely, but I salute him nonetheless. Very based.
>>542813621esl kun...
>>542814074>Retard with two end closers and a debuffer leaving the front completely uncontestedThe power of money...
>>542814074tbf I whale and a lucky Scarlet was probably the thing I feared most in cm2 because you didn't have all the competition for the front at the time.
>be me>just happy to make it to A finals finally>wake up after registering team last night>make coffee>not even caring about finals results because anything is better than nothing>sit down with coffee and open Umamusume>go through thirty different menus to hit race>nearly spit coffee when my Falcon late starts>my shitty Pasa goes to the lead>Falcon drops to fourth before midrace>Falcon somehow fights to restore lead, procs Sparkly Stardom>Somehow win on a late start FalconWhat a wild ride.
>>542814253just borrow her bwo
>>542813964It's nothing special.You can still get Agemasen'd by this card too so it's going from one hell to another.
My heroes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXw0a74QK_U
>play a game based on a real life sport>get angry when the game plays like the real life sport
>>542814009Basically, nobody knows how much to put into the Rice/Riko banner and how much to save for KitasanOne "spark" (30k carats) is kinda the minimum to invest into a banner unless you're just full-on gambling, since if you spend that amount you get one extra free pick at a card. Two sparks gives you like an 87% chance of getting the max number of copies of a card (MLBing it, stands for "max limit break")We should also be getting a free card selector plus a limit break crystal this year, so those plus two sparks are a very good shot at an MLB
>>542814253just borrow seiun???????why is it always some retarded downie trying to shit on others?
>>542814183>telling a newfriend to roll for a front when they know nothing about front kit hell
>>542806967>17 years
>>542814337>just make a front runner with no innate greens and the worst affinity on 3 borrows per day bwo
>>542814253you can borrow seiun, you can't borrow smaruThe only reason to own seiun is if you really really love grinding and want to do more runs per day
>>542813168Yep, after he broke free from league he became a variety streamer (like they all do). I think he collabs a lot with VTubers nowadays, which is probably where the Uma interest came from. DIGNIGS WW@?
>>542813651I think you're mistaken, anon. You can get all the 1 and 2* umas from rolling on any uma banner, but you do get an initial scouting iirc which includes the umas you mentioned.
>>542814371My favourite part of of being a horse owner that's involved in horse racing is when the horse doesn't show up for training until I send it to the hospital four times.
>>542814410let's be real, it's going to be like that even if you own seiun
>>542814410You have 45 borrow runs until leo cup. You can get a good ace with that.
>>542814074Well yeah this dumb fuck decided to bring two aces instead of three and two of those aces were the same racing style. This is why everyone says to at least make an ace for two different racing styles if you're going to make a debuffer.
>>542814371Betting on something isn't a sport.
Is there any list of which Uma uniques are the best for each style?Like who makes for good parents for a Pace chaser?
Even if S!Maru doesn't work out, that's fine. I got her in the first 10 pull so I'm still on track to get Manhatten Cafe even if it means having to dredge through Open League Leo Cup
>>542812806just combine these webm together bwo. I'm outside rn
>>542814410even with seiun you're still reliant on borrows unless you somehow lucked on two perfect groundwork parentswhat the fuck are you on?
Uma Global is too hard than JP server
>>542814580heavily depends on the track, since a lot of the skill activation conditions depend on things like where the corners and straights are positioned relative to the late race markers
>>542814580depends on the track because we just had a track where Taiki Shuttle and others that have corner accels didn't do shit
if I run rudolf, tachyon, grass triple dominator in Leo will Tracen Special Forces dome me in the head or nah
>>542814538Are you trying to pretend real horses don't get injured?
>>542813624literal HEEL OR HERO momenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSdsq8uY1fMwhat a waifuchad pulling the win
>>542814072>>542814183>>542814221Yeah newfag, so just start playing and save then right?
>>542814410She's going to have worst affinities with or without the borrow anyway so what's the difference.
>>542814565I think you can get away with triple pace but every other style has some major drawback that can lose them the entire race.
Do they ever change the clover store or should i just use them into meme tickets?
>>542813554I cannot wait to tell my sister about this, she loves Special and loves to make fun of Special Week in equal measure.
>>542814709>>542814717Well is there a good place that explains all that for each unique?
>gaslight tells me to run Special Week End>even though her pre-buff ultimate requires her to be at least 6th place instead of 7th
Remember to enjoy victory and take a break. CM4 is still far enough away and there's plenty of time to prep for it. Do some big fan runs, play some wonky decks. Remember to have fun with it!
Run triple end
#shefuckingdidit
>>542811358Super Sex
>>542811526>All of these old Leaguefags only continues to add evidence that /uma/ is filled with 30+ year old OjisansThe cruel march of time continues on....
>>542814873https://gametora.com/umamusume/skillsWe can give you the short list though if you have an idea of what you're building for. Are you trying to make an uma for CM or are you just looking to get through career easier?
>None of your Umas make it into the podiumHow would you feel as a Torena if this happened to you?
Does anyone have the chart for how much stamina the debuffs reduce?
Do any of the R support cards have any use at all?
>>542814508>You can get all the 1 and 2* umas from rolling on any uma bannerYes, but that isn't "free" because you're using your carats to get them. So anyone that has Grass at 3* dropped a hefty number of carats on a banner and goddess statuesMeanwhile Vodka comes with the tutorial roll and had a legend race
>>542814538>Spend 50k on stud fees to breed my somewhat ok broodmare with a good stallion>raise the foal for 2 years>mfw it fucking came last in debut>twiceSeems like a gamble to me bro
>>54281456579/80 winrate before finals though
>>542814652You have way more flexibility when you can borrow whatever instead of hunting down a good Seiun parent though.
>>542814786Pull a few times on the current vodka banner to give you enough cards not to despair, then save until you're above 30k, and keep 30k until Kitasan rerun
>>542814952Having 3 borrows a day is still shitty though
>>542814873You either use game knowledge and experiment or you look at 20 year old gay retards' 30 minute long videos on youtube.No, you cannot kill yourself
>>542814952>CM4 is still far enough away and there's plenty of time to prep for it.
>>542814749I'm saying that real horses don't get Slacker. You are playing a slot machine. Just accept it.
Hishi...AKEBONO!
>>542813275I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN UNRESTRAINED ON MY SUZUKA GODDAMNIT I'M NEVER LISTENING TO YOU FAGGOTS AGAIN
>>542814990If the En version of this game just came out only a year after JP, I would have been 25
>>542814990Oji-san thread Oji-san game Oji-san franchise
SUZUKA WON!I'm so happy bros :D
>>542810284I think I may have mentally worked through the haze and found a healthy outlook to have going forward. I wasn't under any delusions that I'd be some lucky player to consistently win CM, but 2 wins in a row got me pretty hyped to try and win CM3. But I think this was the peg I needed to be taken down and now I'll be fine not winning in the future as well.
>>542815049Yes for debuffersAnd MLB R Riko is apparently fine on Unity
>when your opponent's fronts both get late started and miss groundwork
>>542814990Umamusume A..
>>542814868Is your sister single?
>>542815193uhh, suzuka... you're looking at the wrong camera...
>>542815049R rudolf is often used for debuffer hints and R suzuka is an honorary SR card.
>>542815058>Buy a bar of chocolate>Choke on it and die>Last thought is "I shouldn't have been such a wild gambler by buying that bar of chocolate"
How can be happy about my victory when it only happened due to my opponent missing multiple triggers while mine were perfect
>>542814994Just something that I can fall back on when im curious about building.So yeah CM, TeamTrials or just better career runs.I can read the skills here but theres just a lot and I wasnt sure if maybe there was a better layout/graph/list that just made figuring out which ones are better.
>>542811802Well well well
>>542814952You could honestly finish your CM4 aces within a few days with no grind, I just reused my CM1 parents and am comfortably done Took like 3 runs each for something good.
>>542814990I got ojisan taste too
>>542814990I find it more shocking there are any nephews in my unc thread.
>>542815054oh ok I'll agree with that. Still, what kind of person didn't roll on any uma banner since launch? I mean, I haven't since early August, but fuck me if it's not starting to grate. I need more umas.
>>542814508Bro you need to be lucky to 3* an uma in a 30k carat drop. People with Grass are certainly spenders.
>>542815198I believe in Oguri Cap.
>>542812272sniff
i can't believe rice VILLAIN killed youtube to stop people from gaslightting each other
Can someone explain why on your left is shit for medium races?
>>542809556Aoharu (Unity Cup) will let people crank out stronger Umas than URA.
>>542815029Well if that happened I'd find the nearest torena with a one-letter name and stab him to death
>>542815216Say it with me. UMA MUSUME IS FAKE GAME
>didn't get curren >didn't get brian >didn't get hishiama >didn't get gold city >didn't getsummer maruIf I don't get Meisho I'm out
>take a nap >dreamt I was an uma musume during war time >trainer was interested in alternates/dopplegangers What the fuck
>>542815029Oh hey, a pasa team. Pasa and seiun are the two fronts I was most worried about and both of them appeared in my finals.I thought it was over when the pasa angled and victoria-ed.I wonder if that guy was seething after seeing his near certain victory evaporate when nasty nature of all umas overtook pasa. Golshi/Nature supremacy.
>>542812424if you play poker against somebody with 1000x your chips, he can always keep raising more than you. in poker you of course have the opportunity to fold and leave with your winnings, but in a winner-take-all format like horse racing, deep pockets are still a nearly unassailable advantage. eventually you'll get unlucky and run out of a buffer, while they can fuck up 100x and still have chips to spare with literal infinite money you can do the martingale system which is literally unbeatable (you double your bet each loss and keep going until you win, ensuring you always walk away ahead), gacha whales don't have truly infinite money but when most people are spending $0 to like $30, spending $10,000 might as well be infinite.
>>542815335based...
>>542815390it's shit for this particular medium since the last leg starts on a long corner
>>542814785GENTISEX
>>542815301why is your maru running end closer style?
>>542815480>rolling without enough to sparkbased retard
>>542815159it isn't bad just crazy expensive without a major discount
>>542814580It depends on the track but these are the usual suspects>FrontSeiun, Pasa Original, Maruzensky Original, Summer Maruzensky, McQueen Original, Fuji>PaceSeiun, Pasa Original, Maruzensky Original, Taiki, Summer Maruzensky, McQueen Original, Fuji, Oguri>Late and endMaruzensky Original, Taiki, Ryan, Pasa Fantasy, Wedding Mayano, Fuji, Oguri, Rudolf
someone post the cm chart
>>542811526https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqWRaAF6_WY
>>542815143Akebono....LOVE!
>>542815480Maybe save a spark so you actually get someone?
>>542815358I bought grass star pieces with club points IIRCI never pulled on horse banners until smaru and already had 3* Grass
>>542814652idiot, it's a lot more common to find a groundwork parent than a Seiun groundwork parent. I managed to find a 7* groundwork Seiun with 8* stamina, and considered that exceptionally lucky. Having your own ace/parent dramatically widens your options.
>>542815570I'm a poorfag, I'll never have enough to spark
soooooo when will we get the CM-exclusive concert?what will happen if none of my uma is on the podium?
>retarded goldship without spurt win the finalalright... I'm not going to put any effort into these CM and just auto'd the team now.
>>542811526imagine losing as a paypig lmao
Is “It’s On!” usable for end closers or only late surgers?
>>542815335>>542815548
>>542815390Idk but I'm curious too. Can someone clarify if phase_random just means the usual wit check or does it actually pick a random spot per race and you need to hit the wit check there?
>MLB Kita, MLB Halo, MLB Suzuka>Only 1 in speed every other turn otherwise fucking off into wit or gutsIt's fucking impossible to train umas
>>542815193A good time too!
forever my kingu
/ ! \ POLL TIME / ! \https://poal.me/9s0t79https://poal.me/9s0t79https://poal.me/9s0t79
>>542815108>No, you cannot kill yourselfCan I have someone kill me instead?
>>542815551But why does that make it bad? Acceleration is good anyway right?
>>542815642of course you won't if you keep rolling on everything
>>542815480>>542815642>F2Pgod with zero self control, no job but with a gambling addictiongrim>threatens to quit if he doesn't get X (he won't get it)every time, love to see it
>>542815664once you post the source, then maybe
Tank yu very muchu, Cygenerous. Was up against another Seiun and Falco with good stats, but they both were groundworklets and lacked mid-race. I'll take it, considering I got BTFO by gigawhale in Gemini with perfect Taishin.
>>542815629Fair point. But I believe the main point still stands, Vodka was the f2p option for Cancer, just like Golshi was for the previous two cups.
>>542813827>if they looked at it rationallyThe best bet in the casino is a guaranteed loss over time with you having a 48.67% chance of winning even money. They don't make those fancy buildings off of people that think rationally.Meanwhile, Cygames has managed to put the casino in your pocket, and instead of a fat old man saying funny words after you roll the dice, the cute girls look happy and sad. Sometimes they go to the hotsprings and flirt with you. And if you want the girls to not be sad you have to roll for more girls or cards to make them better.And then you still lose to horses in Group A Finals that look like mine.
So how good is the Daiwa card from the event?These event "SSR"s seem to be like about as good as some SRs if not worse in most cases im seeing.
>>542815642Don't roll if you can't spark, retard
Is the welfare event SSR worth grinding 400K points for?
>>542815329
>>542814990horse racing is an oji-san sportI'm """""only""""" 28 and already feel ancient
>>542815904>P*wer card
>>5428157653 win club
>>542815776oh my bad, i thought it required a straightit's good then, just random with its activation timing, as opposed to, say, red shift. that makes it less consistent
>>542815919No, but you need to grind out CM4 umas anyways
>>542815275>food analogylolStallions cover hundreds to thousands of mares over the course of their stud duty, most foals born out of this are shit and often not worth the money spent on the stud fees but if you manage to get the one that is actually a good race horse then it easily breaks even and then generates profitsDo you really not see that it is very much a gamble?
>>542815480you're better off quitting this predatory trash anyway even if you do roll her
>>542815696That skill kind of fucking sucks because it always procs way too late for it to matter. You're better off getting Triumphant Pulse from Oguri.
>>542815420...gulp>>542815537its funny tho, I lost to a neicha ace during the round 1 tryouts, same situation, El perfect position proc everything and then gassed out
>>542815671Must have at least feat or something... Can't possibly catch up to anglers without accel.Unless the winning front failed?
>never win once before finals>goes in >win A cup final God i fucking love gambling
>>542815904Shitty special priorityPace chaser and medium skills, race plannerOnly good if you want to use a power card for medium training
>he doesn't watch his lobby conversationsfucking dropped
>>542815995I can't just re-use CM1 girls? I didn't go for any green skills on them
>>542815664>what will happen if none of my uma is on the podium?It's the top rated uma for each player regardless of position.It's a humiliation ritual for the other two players though.
>>542815390It's not. It's going to be very slightly worse than mile just because late-race is longer so the odds of the random trigger being in a good spot are very very slightly lower but that's marginal.It's still the same gambling skill from cm3>>542815717technically all the wit checks happen before the race starts but yes it does pick a predetermined random spot in late-race to trigger at.
DAAAAAAAAAAAAHHBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>542816150Scarlet could never
>>542815789Why save when I don't like anyone in the near future other than the ones listed, and I don't even know if I'll play this beyond november>>542815790I could literally die any minute now, no reason to have self control for some pixels>>542816006I mightNot like the "game" gets better anyway
Me? F2P who pulls on whatever he wants.Also me? Proud owner of Smaru and Narita Taishin for less than 10k carats.
>>542815696Looks like anyone, but 1.8s seems kind of weak.
>>542815717random spot into wit check, yes.it's a gamble skill
>>542816207you can if you want to skip it and go directly into CM5 training
>>542815127slacker is a real thing, lots of colts who can't be trained because they're too difficult to handle get gelded to make them more manageable.
>>542816150Literal anime story
>>542816150kino
>>542816237>"waah I don't think I'll live long enough for it to matter"Can you hurry up with your imminent demise you keep promising us about? You are probably being a pitybaiting fag for far too long
>>542816307>chop of the horse's balls>can't get stud fees if it wins
>>542815275False equivolent.Choking on a chocolate bar is nothing compared to just not being able to run fast enough.
>>542816274>>542816224Damn, no wonder it's way worse than furious feat
>>542815358I'm strictly f2p, and I recently got Grass to 3*, but I spent a ton of carats on uma banners the first two weeks I played, and hoarded statues. Every Grass you pull gives 10 star pieces, those fuckers add up quick when all you need is 100. Still took me the better part of three months.
>>542816237>Not like the "game" gets better anyway>when everyone says that year 1 uma is the worst it can be
>>542815939>>542815329Umm why is Tama so cute...
>>542816317I can't tell anymore.
>>542816453furious feat is the same mechanic bwo
>>542816150This here is a trainer who had faith in all his umas, even those who lost 20 times in a row.Let's not talk about the ones you evidently sent to a farm upstate before round 2 day 2.
>>542816001>>food analogy>lol
>>542816237You sound like a bitch so I shouldn't bother but just in caseIf you had saved instead of rolling for the first few horses you'd have a spark to guarantee at least one of the characters from your list. There's also a banner where you'll be able to spark any horse in February
>>542816494are you blind?
>>542815664>what will happen if none of my uma is on the podium?can't happen1st gets center stage (obviously), then highest placing umas for 2nd and 3rd as side singerseveryone else gets relegated to backup dancer, so if you want your oshi on stage better make sure she's good
El Condor chads what support deck and parents do you recommend I use to to trian her for the next CM?The default El Condor.
>>542816573Grass Wonder is doing well running free with my dogs on a field
>>542816526I swear on my momma it felt more consistent...
>>542816482Just is, simple as that.
I would like to see Summer Maru topless.
>>542816707Doesn't even look like her.
>>542815127>I'm saying that real horses don't get Slackertell me how you've never worked with horses without telling me you've never worked with horses. There are days when they don't feel like doing goddamn shit and throw temper tantrums when you try and insist. Slacker is a real thing
Which umatubers got plat? Which umatubers jobbed?
Okay, bros.. Time to see how hard I got shit on
>>54281642399% of racehorses are never expected to stand at stud. that's one of the basic premises of horse breeding. the expected loss in value is next to none.
>>542816423Can't they just collect a couple gallons of semen and freeze it, then either dispose of it if the horse sucks or sell it if it's good?
>>542816013At least it wasn't finals. I almost feel sorry for the guy I beat. I imagine he was celebrating already.
>>542816656Taiki parent.A deck than can give you 900 power and mid race skills.
>>542816916most breeders prefer doing it live so they don't get scammed
>>542816916Artificial insemination is totally illegal in thoroughbred breeding. The penis has to go in the vagina, and someone has to be watching it.
>>542816980yes, most of them prefer to witness the copulation live. They're paying sometimes six, seven figures for this. >inb4 I bet they fap during
>>542817016they have to be thorough with it, if you will
so whats stopping me from building a CM4 falcon and shitting on frontrunners again?
>>542816001>>542816431>NOOOOO SOMETHING HAVING A CHANCE TO FAIL IS DIFFERENT FROM SOMETHING HAVING A CHANCE TO FAIL BECAUSE I ASSOCIATE ONE OF THE THINGS WITH BOOKMAKERSembarrassing
>>542816835MASAKA MASAKA... NIICHAKU JYAN!!!Another silver for the books.
>>542817128Turf S hard requirement.
>>542816916One would imagine that horse cum degrades in quality even if frozen until it's turned into horse cum popsiclesumamusume
Only 5 people in my club (me included) was celebrating their Cancer victories. Don't tell me...
>it's a stam cards are in wits and speed are in guts episode
>>542816835Golshi on the left preparing to troll your team. Rice shower on the right preparing to stab them in the back.
>>542816772My future wife
>>542816916Horses born from artificial insemination aren't allowed to register into the racing association
Rape Teio
>>542816804No it isn't. You will never, ever lose a full day of training due to a horse just not showing up of its own accord.
>>542816416I already signed my DNR and suicide is for faggots so It's just a matter of time>>542816468Does the game get better than "train, run, train, run, the end" eventually?>>542816620>kitasan>creek>accelerated schedule>having enough to save for anyone without paying a dimeNice joke
>>542816980I guess that makes sense.>>542817016Is it just to prevent scamming like the other anon said?>>542817091>They're paying sometimes six, seven figures for this. In which currency? USD?
>>542816916a horse born out of artificial insemination won't be recognized as a thoroughbred by most racing institutions
>>542817128Inheritance and groundwork setup will be more annoying, but that's about it
>>542817290>waah the accelerated scheduuul I can't saaaave>therefore I'll pull as soon as I have 150 caratsretard
When they say there's a wit check for skills and what not, is that a flat number or like how having 400 wit is a 60-70% chance at activating a skill?
>>542817283well yeah, I won't, I don't own any horses
>>542817290>Does the game get better than "train, run, train, run, the end" eventually?At a certain point the game just becomes 'run, run, run, run'. So it actually gets even worse than it already is.
Ayeeee I forgot that late surgers don't have their own gold recovery. I won Gemini with only 1 gold and 2 whites, can I make lightning strike twice?
>>542817157Not bad!My nature triggered feat, surge, all seeing eyes, and beat a pasa. 0.6 accel vs 0.5.
>>542817128nothing, but the stamina requirements are going to make it more difficult. You already need 10 sparks to reach A Turf affinity, so unless you have that native with a good blue (unlikely) you'll have to borrow, and the borrow probably won't be great affinity. It's an uphill battle. You'll need about 800 stamina+1-2 gold recoveries, and even that's risky if faggots flood the field with debuffers.
>>542817294>Is it just to prevent scammingReal answer is that it's a racket that all the horse owners pushed for in order to keep stud fees high.Otherwise you could impregnate tens of thousands of mares with a single top racehorse and the market would collapse.
I LOVE SLOP I LOVE SLOP AAAAA I FUCKING LOVE SLOP SPAM SO MUCH
why can i win japan cup senior year and it counts for senior triple crown or whatever
I want to roll for Uma But I should save for cards I think I will for for umas regardless Come home my wives
>>542817452If you have enough stam and people aren't running enough debuffers you can get away with 1 gold
>there is ONE jap guy working at a farm who's job is to watch goldship have SEX every other day
>>542817379Keep going Shill-kunYour gallon of horse semen will be paired with 1 silver cleat and a R card of your choice deposited directly into your account
>>542817382Before the race starts, a die is rolled for every one of your skills. If it lands on the correct number, your skill will activate during the race
>>542817294If the cum of the number one stallion in the world could be shipped worldwide and used to produce an unlimited number of foals, the breed would probably collapse. Overbreeding is already a constant problem in every breeding region, it would make it infinitely worse. Also, it'd destroy the economics.
>>542817283>a full dayremember that each "turn" is a representation of two weeks of time, not a day.
>>542817408>I don't own any horsescheck your front door
>>542817294>In which currency? USD?yeah. The more accomplished the racer, the higher the fee his owner can command. >tfw your spunk will never be worth $100k/tablespoon
>>542817486/svg/ has a bunch of slop spammers that are much, much worse
>>542817294>In which currency? USD?depends on the country
Ah, shit. Here we go again...
>>542817569>If you're able to save by not pulling then you're a shillretard
At least getting greens for Leo will be way easier.
>>542817628well yeah there is always someone worse but that doesnt mean I have to like our slopper
How do you build hybrid wedding mayano? Is the only debuff skill you buy mystifying murmur?
Gaslight status?
Horse cum being valuable is why Manchester United is so shit today.
my uncle had a horse that had to get his balls snipped because it was too big and it was tiring him out
After failing to get first 2 CMs in a row I think I'm calling it quits trying to be competitive, I just want Umas now. Especially since the game becomes more unforgiving as time goes on.
>>542817485>>542817576What's stopping the race to the bottom with just natural breeding? Is it just that you can't get a horse to fuck too many times in a day/week/month?
>>542817745I look like this.
>>542817726i'm gonna shoot my slop all over doto
>>542817734Front runners are a scam, just luckshit late surgers.
>>542817720what would her reaction be if i pulled out my small flaccid penis and started frantically jerking it until i came on her breasts within 7 seconds?
>>542817568this is a 10/10 super stud according to mare standards
>>542817568true
>>542817684I hate this fucking wheel, and no one will ever convince me it's a 1/8 chance for any given itemFUCK THIS WHEEL
>>542817778ERMMM the current jp game is TOO generous that whales are complaining that f2p can have blinged out decks too
>>542817861I've literally NEVER cleared the bingo with less than 26 pullsShit's fucking rigged
>>542817452You did pull the better summer alt, did you not?
>>542817838>"I've been inside hundreds, thousands of mares. Heh feelsgoodman"that smug smirk, fuck you
>>542817486need the sloper to start slopping the mob umas, starting with confusion
>>542817912You can borrow decks over there, so that's a big deal.
>>542817912current JP has super fucked scenarios that give way too many stats and skillpoints.
Who was that gay retard horse who got murdered by a mare he was trying to shag?
>>542817778When you consider than only 1/3 of those who made it to finals can actually win it... It was always going to be tough. I know some plat holders who failed to make it to A finals even.
>>542817848>Last year was the most kids yet
>>542816969What sort of deck is that?
>>542817726God she is so fucking ugly.
>>542817948マーべラス!
>>542817793>Is it just that you can't get a horse to fuck too many times in a day/week/month?Sex is a full body workout for a horseBack in 2023 Kitasan Black was exhausted from all the breeding session
>>542818023The horse did literally nothing wrong, the drunk mexicans are to blame.
>>542817838i mean he does look majestic
>>542817974Someone save the retard, she's drowning.
>>542817793Yeah you can only get about a couple hundred breedings out of a stallion each year, and that's pretty exhausting for them
>>542818008incredibly outdated decks of course so new players don't have to use 0c SRs.
>>542817793Yes, and even then, horses like Frankel and Sunday Silence manage to become so overbred and ubiquitous in pedigrees that it becomes enough of a problem that breeders start leaping at any decent stallion that can add any sort of variety to the gene pool.
>>542817848>breeds on average once every 3-4 daysliteral sex machine
>>542818101is what your mother said when you were born (your penis is so small you were mistaken for a girl)
Who is the most autistic and mentally ill U.a?Calstone?
>>542817912I won my first cm in jp in group B kek against full MLB deck opponents while I was using a shitty welfare card deck
>>542818023The retarded ranchers held his head down so he couldn't dodge the kick.
>>542817848>over 1000 mares bred>only thoroughbreds, no non-thoroughbredsa-a-a-anons, is Gold Ship.....racist?
Fishing with da boyz
>>542817861>>542817943I suspect that the "higher" prizes have a lower probability. Even if they have the same probability, it takes an average of nearly 22 rolls without considering pity. If the "higher" prizes have lower odds, which feels like the case, then the expected number of rolls would be higher. So this makes perfect sense.
>>542818132He covered 242 mares that year
>>542818295pretty sure the owner chooses the mares and not Golshi
>>542818227Seething dototroon (or "dotroon" as you will henceforth be known)
>>542817848Damn imagine getting to score that often for a decade. Living the dream. Meanwhile Kitasan https://www.studbook.jp/users/en/Honba?sid=9728775 is getting absolutely DRAINED.
>>542818295Someone with a donkey probably can't afford to breed her with goldship.
>>542818313they forgot to invite unc
>>542818354That's bullshitMultiple times I've bot the "1st prize", which should have lower odds, multiple times in a single runBut the "6th" or "7th" prize I had to get at the 26th pullThese are not regular odds, this is a scam
>>542818313I'm interested in uma clothing. Are there enough uma that there are hats and pants ready on the shelves are do those that live away from race towns have to order all thier stuff.
>>542818132>>542818136Tired horses are so cute.
>>542802945Alright, I faced my shame and recorded my CM3 finals race. Man, it was painful. The winner had a max wit Natie debuffer and Speed Eater on their Sei that won. If Taishin didn't fail the wit check for Shadow, I think she might have won it.
>>542818396holy FUCK
>>542818396and his son is getting drained too
>>542816092My Suzuka is the only front, and somehow it fails the angling and scheme; both my late and end are blocked
>>542818295mega-champions like Gold Ship and Kitasan have super high breeding fees, it's only worth paying for if you have your own thoroughbred mare
>>542818471there are entire brands dedicated to uma clothing
>>542818179Then japs decided to throw that out of the window and decided to breed Kitasan and Almond Eye for 3x3 a Sunday Silence inbred. I already feel bad for their kid. It's either retarded or a savant inbred.
>>542818557>>542818396>>542817848These umas spend their retirement chilling and getting their balls drained...
>>542818465I tend to agree. You're telling me I get 7 of the 8 squares in 10 spins, and then 15 spins of 100/50 support points while I just need fucking green shoes? [x]
>American Pharoah is being sent over to Japan to be a breeding studWill he be the next Sunday Silence and fill all of Japan's bloodlines with his American seed?
>>542818581>kitasan is an expensive prostitute
>>542818501>VLC>mp4the STATE of tech literacy in /uma/
>>542818501This cup had a lot of very spectacular races that were fun to watch and i pretty much recorded all my victories the thing is its all in 4k raw recordings and now i got like 40 gigs worth of footageGonna be tedious to take the time to resize these things..
>>542818396i feel like their game counterparts should reflect their insane breeding habits in some way
>>542817848>>542818396>>542818557Such fun in unbelievable techno-nightmare URA hell.
ok made my ace for leo cup, time to casually play the game how I like and not care about anything else.
>>542818772>vlcdon't care>mp4it's what phone recording program defaults to
>>542818772Isnt VLC good now? Or at least the last one standing? It's been over twenty fucking years
just accelerate bro
>>542818750I hope so, it would be funny as hell if the eternally proud Japs have to scramble for a foreign blood injection to step up their game again
>>542818772Ok techwiz, what program i should replace vlc with
That was EZ.
>>542815619Holy FUCK those tits
>irl honse breeding discussionSo this is what /uma/ talks about to wind down after CM finals...
>>542818750maybe, one of his kids is already there
>>542818749YesWhich wouldn't be as insulting if you could do all pulls at onceBut to manually do it is disgusting and classic Cygames
>>542818941i cannot imagine spending 99999999 hours grinding pasa just to see your final match get swept by nice nature
>>542818709Yeah it's retarded. They avoided pairing Orfevre with Gentildonna for this very reason yet went ahead and did it with Kitasan and Almond Eye anyway. We already had severe inbred cases like Still in Love that actual led to mental illness and suffering for the horse yet they turn a blind eye still
>>542818941That Daiwa late started? How mad must that guy be
>>542818557>2025: 206It is only day 288. He's banging mares M-F as a fulltime job. Can horses even ejaculate more than once a day? He won't have production left come 2026.
>>542818905>don't carecringe...>phone recording programknow what? fair.>>542818928never really been, 100% stopped being any good a decade ago.>>542818949MPC, PotPlayer, MPV. take your poison
>>542818750There's no way the US will be letting go of American Pharoah permanently, so no. His foals are doing much better outside of America so they're leasing him to Japan for a year. He already produced a winner like Cafe Pharoah for the japs.
>>542818465iunno, I usually seem to have one of the top three left. Can't remember the last time I completed a card before 25.
I am surprised that arranged marriages aren't the standard in the umaverse considering how owners pair mares with stallions
>>542819036
lolThey really want a second Equinox
>>542819113I thought MPC stopped getting updated. Or like turned into that one version of utorrent that was good before it got compromisedFrozen in time
>>542819148>arranged marriages aren't the standard in the umaverseBut they are, you signed a contract that you are betrothed to your trainee.
It's so funny seeing Jockies for the Uma love the game and their gijinkas.
>>542819231AAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEE
>>542818396Maybe Fuji Kiseki's breeding record explains why Cygames made the uma character so charismatic and loved by all the other umas? He did a lot of breeding.
>>542819039>We already had severe inbred cases like Still in Love that actual led to mental illness and suffering for the horse yet they turn a blind eye stillas usual money is the root of all evileveryone wants that prize money and they'll tolerate stuff like that if it means they can get it
>>542818557Aren't these mostly in a particular season too? That means that some days it's double duty.
>>542819148Bro the truth about tracen is t
Tama sex
gimme an image for the next bread, first come first serve, if another anon has posted another bread before it i'll keep them safe
>>542819113Yeah I'll change whatever software I use just because a neckbeard is having a melty about it
>>542819148What do you think Tracen's purpose is?
>>542819092There's a blocker, the Daiwa probably just got blocked like the rest of those front runners and when Daiwa isn't first she's just completely inert. Sucks really bad. She'll get 9th position if she's not 1st at the last corner.
>>542819320>>542819320>>542819320
>>542818904Skills?
How's BoFA on CM4?
>>542819148>what is Tracen Academy>>542819275I like when they act in Uma ads
>>542819323
>>542819223Someone else started doing updates for it.
>>5428187093x3 is rookie numbers, that's barely anything. It's only something like a 3% inbreeding coefficient, and the guideline is to keep it below 5%.
>>542819148I signed the Satono contract
>>542819148Did you not watch season 3 anima. That the entire Satono family deal
>>542819137>Misspelled his name on accident>Misspell his children's name on purpose, in his honorThat family that owns him are actual Egyptians To become the first triple crown winner in almost four decades like this still makes me cringe to imagine
>>542819368bofa deez nuts
>>542818790they were written before they even fully started studding
>>542819113>MPCOjiisan...it's okay, I had to find out the hard way last year when I went to install it on a new computer. We're all unc now.VLC genuinely has improved apparently, at least to the point where it's recolonized MPC's niche.
>>542819303HOLY FUCK
>>542819423Well i see some forks of mpc-hc that were updated two weeks agothats cool
>>542819113>MPC, PotPlayer, MPV. take your poisonAll I care about is if it opens quickly after I double click a video file, and that's bottle necked by my storage anyway.
>>542819519that doesn't mean those characters are now dead and nothing more can be written
>>542819292yeah, that's precisely why his owner requested that she be a prince-type character
>Umamusume went mainstream>Ludwig, Northernlion, Pointcrow, Smallant and a bunch of other big mainstream streamers all playing it>Somehow /svg/ got the trannies, schizos and resident /vg/ shitposters insteadAmazing how that works
>>542818941I love seeing nature win.>>542819036I had an enemy Pasa activate angling and victoria. Guy must have thought he won already. Then my nature got feat, surge, all seeing eyes, hesitant late in short order, beating both the pasa and fending off a pumping vodka. If I were him I'd be miserable.
>>542819368It looks like a little less than half of CM4's middle leg is on a straight so i dunno
>>542819730Uma filters brainlets like those streamers
>>542819223what >>542819423 said. it's still being developed so it still works. mind you the old version works fine as well, its not like codecs have made any meaningful change in the last decade.>542819329>gets a simple answer>HUR DUR REEEEEEElmao>>542819520>had to find out the hard way that it's still being updated so I went with the worse solutionyou do you, I suppose>>542819651the other 3 do that just fine, without any of the retarded bullshit problems that VLC has to this fucking day for no goddamn good reason
>>542820017the only problem I've encountered with vlc is if I accidentally uncheck fit to screen on a video that ends up being too large for my screen and vlc becomes unresponsive to clicks to get it to go back down. but I just don't do that in the first place.
GOLDSHI RACE!GOLDSHI CM!GOLDSHI GAME!
>>542815335false because everyone likes children regardless of age
