Previous: >>542853595>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Tosen Jordan (Alt 3*)10/7 - Legend Race vs NTR and Super Creek (Alt)Early October - Tachyon's Factor ResearchLate October - New training scenarioOctober: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200mNovember: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600mDecember: CM Mile (No debuffs) - Hanshin 1600m>Global Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Summer Maruzensky (Alt 3*), Summer Special Week (Alt 3*), Sweep Tosho (SSR), Winning Ticket (SSR)10/14 - Summer Story event10/21 - Meisho Doto (3*), Special Week (SSR), Tokai Teio (SSR)10/26 - Half Anniversary Part 110/30 - Eishin Flash (3*), Nice Nature (SSR), Tosen Jordan (SR)10/30 - LEO CUP - Hanshin 2200mTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gay 2nd cour will air on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread CirclesJP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
>OP is still vandalized
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>>542869838hmm.......nyo?
Sorry danchou you have to look for another member. Just kick me when I reached 3D
>>542869838If you want to fix it, you'll need to do it yourself by deploying secret strats
DOTO SOON!
>>542869914Check under "IP News" you dork
>>542869773RYANBROS
>>542869838it should be vandalized more and have the JP section removed since they have their own thread
Ryan's already ugly af. Why would you choose an even uglier fanart of her?
>>542870015n-nyo...
>>542870071I will not!
Thos thread will be faster
>>542870054At the very least the JP News section should be at the bottom of the OP.
>>542870015i fixed it now for the next thread :)
Keep votan for the statistics!https://poal.me/9s0t79https://poal.me/9s0t79https://poal.me/9s0t79Knew I forgot something in the first post
>>542870246the absurdism is growing
>>542869967Doto wouldn’t behave in such a manner.
>>542870260The grim reaper came for me on this one. All three of my fronts with 500+ wit failed the groundwork wit check and ended my winning streak.memento mori my fellow anons
>>542870034I want to run Ryan as ace, she seems fun but that means I can't use her as a parent or else I grind double. It sucks.
i lost all three cm
>>542870220not the bottom necessarily, just below the global news, since this is the global thread
>>542869773Ryan so cute
>>542870449I lost the first two and didn't even bother with the last one
uhm
>>542870381clearly not for you
This is crazy. You're making the assumption that there are enough debuffers to reduce your umas stamina by 64%. 64%, your opponent only can run 4 debuffs so that means one debuffer is worth 16%, nice nature at best is worth 8%. Moreover on Umalator perfect nature, one with all skills only reduces uma HP by 150~ or so. So guide works on the assumption that there are 2 debuffers per team, all of which hit their shit on ALL OF YOUR UMAS. Again, they need flustered pace, late, front, tether, eyes to cover every style you're running to reduce every uma by that amount.Then we come to the next problem. Guide tells you two build 2 debuffers and outfit your ace with skills. You're making the gamble that your opponents are debuffing you and that they're not proofing their uma against debuffs. If you're the only one who runs debuffers you're not going to gas the two other players AND your ace is significantly weaker. One gold skill costs around 2 OO skills, 4 OO skills if they're reduced in price. Your ace will either have zero advantage or in a severe disadvantage because you won't trigger mid race skills.>"Oh but anon, you're running two golds so that you're more likely trigger at least one."Fair point but Uma musume is a team game. You have 3 horses, if you build more aces you can build more fragile aces, your team has higher reach because you're most likely going to highroll. Two golds only makes sense if you're banking everything on one ace and need her to be absolutely bullet proof but this strategy is retarded because a toreina who aims higher with more fragile umas will blow past her with that 1/3 luckshit. I'm not saying you're going full glasscannon, I'm saying that you're going to lose to a player who uses his time on more power, medium corners instead of an second gold skill. He's gonna have two umas like that, one of them will trigger and fuck you up.
>>542870464Yeah that would be best.
>>542870745erm can you stop nooooooticing please
>>542870652explode
>>542870745we call it the gaslight doc for a reason
>>542870509>>542870034>>542869773
>>542870831Little Ryan maker
>>542870745Basically only build one (1) horse that can function in a debuff lobby because it's going to be 1v1v1 anyway, they have two debuffers, only one ace. If they trigger PERFECTLY it's a 1v1v1, if they fuck up triggers it's 2v1v1 and your extra ace is stronger
>>542870745Maybe I should just run Agnes and Creek and just shrug the debuffs off
>no Taishin ritual post It's over, /Uma/ is done
>>542870745nyooo but my 900 stam 2 golds are totally gassing out in practice rooms bwo trust me bwo you NEED 1000 stamina bwo just do it bwo don't train power or speed
>>542870831is this what they call a parent run
>your birth year>Japan Derby winner of that year>1999
>>542871010
>>542870745Stoooooooooop using critical thinking!!!!!
What happened to the blogposting I want to know if 110% WR guy lost. Was it actually just his fans posting here to slander witgod.
>marked
>>542870831>>542871053
>>542870997>Creek taking longer slower strides because of her long legs>just like in the gamekino based detail oriented animators
>>542870745I'm going to run one stamina monster, one glass cannon, one well rounder. Debuffers? Nah, I get 3x the chance of winning.
>>542871134hes racing now
If umas are all raping their trainers why hasn't there been a single instance of pregnancy in Tracen?
>>542870745I am just gonna build a bunch of 800 to 900 Stam umas with one gold. That will do for pace, late and end (:
>bingo wheel still has no automation
>>542871023my pasa with 900 stam and 2 golds unironically gassed out in an S rank room with 3 debuffers but I think she missed a gold
>>542870831>frozen face
Is it really offensive to help other umas?
Give me some actually good Smaru decks, I'm convinced at this point what's holding me back is my deck choice.
>>542869881stop making wanna fap to golshi
>>542871134even witgod himself admitted that "the world is strong". knowing what the next cm is making things more competitive since people have more time building their umas.
>pokkeKWAB
>>542871248She's keeping it cool.
>>542870997>Creeks fat tits sloshing side to side as she runs>just like in the gamekino based detail oriented animators
>>542871276Depends on your inheritance you retard
>>542871284>since people have more time building their umas.What?We have less time to build umas CM is like every 3 weeks
>>542871096datamining thread
>>542871281?Just think of her as mcqueen but with tits
>>542871404Let's just say I have one really good one borrowed and the other is....eh, it's ok, it's enough to push her to S Mile and like 5* stamina. I swear people with 9* shit must be botting with how many runs it would take to get parents like that.
>>542871187Big Tracen wouldn't let info like that get out
>>542869838>a grammar naziOne letter really hurts the IP, doesnt it. Guess people will have a different opinion of the game.
>>542871260yes, mares are more possessive than stallions
Fuarkk i need to grind for medium parents again because the parents i used on taurus are bunch of costumeless shitters with shit sparks. Not to mention i don't have a front gw parent for medium
>Your Favorite uma>her full name if you married>Tamamo Rodriguezgo
VF just won his CM
>>542870745listen buddy I know the stamina requirements were a lie in CM1, and they were a lie in CM2, and they were a lie in CM3, but this time, they're NOT a lie. They just aren't ok
Apologize
where's that one pic with all the /uma/ clubs and their club banners? All the relevant rentries in the OP haven't been updated in a while/don't have it.
>>542871590Rod..............
>>542870717Not for anyone. She lacks the confidence. I’m afraid you’ve been visited by a skinwalker or doppelgänger.
stop making threads early to use your ugly ass disgrace to the Mejiro family as OP retard
>>542871438JP was making shit up in the middle of CM because they didn't have lobbies to test things on. Most of the umas were probably ass with skills that don't do anything because that's like 70% of the skills in the game.
>>542871590Why would I dox my name pendejo
>>542871281?just put the game on mute
>>542871590ok this autism make me kek
>>542871590nguyen rudolf
>>542871590So how much donation he paypigged just to get the monkey off his back
>>542871714okay big mac
>>542871096Fuck off and die glowie
>>542871260Unlike the mostly independent stallions we have now, mare umas are very clingy and needy
>>542871590Winning Hitler
Reminder every VF mention in this thread is just a psyop to make you hatewatch.Don't fall for weak baits.
>>542871590wouldn't it be Tamamo Cross Rodriguez since the wife makes her maiden name the middle name
>>542871710nyo
>>542871793>muh oshi game>drops his oshi and goes all in on front meta umakek
>>542871851vodka....scarlet...
>>542871590Daitaku Helios Gonzales
>>542871590Sparkly WigglesNeed my social security or the 3 digits on the back of my card?
>>542869773>>542871594WITGODBROSDONT LOOK
>>542871096your favourite umayour social security numberyour bank addressyour bank pinyour mothers maiden nameyour first pets nameyour elementary school teachers nameyour secret location to hide valuablesyour latitude and longitude your work hourscome on its fun!
>>542871606is this faggot running multiple accounts or did he actually win on his actual account?
>>542871590Seiun Sky Iglesias
>>542871793>>542871594>he prewatched it>he intentionally started trashtalking seriru before showing finals to show that he's "the better one"
>>542871590Oguri Singh
>your favorite uma>her three sizes if it was your phone number insteadMejiro ryan 202-456-7041
>>542871590Kitasan Black Browning
less chink content creators, more uma tits please
>>542871931Ok she would behave like this though
>>542872101shiet a literal fedposter
>>542872167this
>>542872167Post more Luna and I may partake in titty posting
>>542872227its the white houses phone number umadachhi...
>your favourite uma>your weightSilence suzuka86kg
>>542871096>>542871590sooo should i give my blood type too? my dominant hand? my credit card and the three digits on the back?
So what was the most evil gaslight during this CM?
>>542872231I hope I get cancer so I can get the make a wish foundation make 2 midgets get breast implants and dress up like Inari One and Marvelous Sunday respectively and literally titfuck me to death
>your favourite uma>your weightMayano Top Gun170kg
>>542872342witmaxxing
>>542872342Riko being bad
>>542872280how do you know the white house phone number?>>542872290i em 150lb baby
>>542872342front pasa
>>542872356>your favourite uma>your weightNishino Flower225 lbs
>>542872342Seiun Sky not working as Ace
>>542872342>CM1 had front Urara>CM2 had 1200 stam + 3 recoveries>CM3 had S.Maru
>>542872342Blockushin
>>542871590>Bakushin>Sakura Bakushin 王(localized to fuhrer) Schicklgruber
>>542872356Sweep Tosho350kg
>>542872342Seiun Sky would be shit and is only good as a parent
>>542872348you could get the same result saving some money
>>542872506geeeeg
>>542871590Gold Goshi
>your favourite uma>your weightCheval Grand160lbs
>>542872553Nah cost of living is outrageous rn
This thread fucking GLOWS
>>542872648oguri cap376 lbs
>>542872291Attention all Trainers: Special Week is in great danger and she needs your help to wipe out the chestnut horses in the Nakayama Racetrack, but to do this she needs a Gourmand and a Swinging Maestro. To help him, all she needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year. But, you gotta be quick, so Special Week can win the Arima Kinen and achieve the epic Senior Autumn Triple Crown!
SNIFF
chubby boys...
>>542872574truly american uma
>>542872673this is why your favorite Uma should have a car
When you scout Umas, how does that work exactly? I mean...You run down a hallway with (a maybe) horse girl bolting ahead of you and opening a double door.Then you're carried to the track at 1,000 mph to the racing gates (are you supposed to be on the track?) Where horse girls run past you at 50mph, waving briefly at you and continuing their race (isn't this dangerous?)Then the (maybe) horse girl starts stuffing star bits and goddess statues into your pocket as you graze horse girl after horse girlTHEN OH SHIT THAT GATE IS RAINBOWHorse girl charges out and you get even more star bits stuffed into your packWHOAAA-OOO-AA-OOOOO-OOOOH-your trainer as he is nearly ran over ten times per pullOur trainer character is crazy. At least the card pulling is a little safer, but that means you're running around with 6 book page sized cards barking orders at a horse girl while summoning horse girls to join your girl in training.Then you stack 4 pictures on top of each other and its LIMIT BREAK UNLOCKED and it helps you somehow
why are power cards so bad at actually getting you power
>>542872648Hishi Akebono100 lbs
we love fillies
>>542872356Gold City300lbs
>>542872342>blockushin>lates are good>You need mile S
>>542871590Silence Ortega
Since 200% WRGOD is now confirmed to be not a fraud, you must now MLB Riko .
>>542872698>she needs your help to wipe out the chestnut horses in the Nakayama Racetrack,
>>542872574>>542872747missing 50lbs
>>542872734I love Kitasan nwo
>>542872348Midgets don't have enough skin and torso space to get implants of that size.
>>542872648Nishino Flower500lbs
>>542872698But what about LIGHT SKIN O
>>542872945They’ll manage. If make a wish can get some kid with cancer into the vatican they can get me two shortstacks.
>>542872739I would impregnate her bokumanko
>>542872342That people find Suzuka attractive
>next cm starts on october 30im tired bros...
>>542872814
>>542873153Uh just reuse your Taurus umas?????? Don't tell you turned them to cards you heartless monster.
>>542873065Same 2028 cant come soon enough.
>>542872574>>542872934>>542873153[CONTROVERSIAL TAKE] I would get Taiki Shuttle pregnant with septuplets.
>>542872896Didn't know Sirius was so big
>>542873069She is
>>542873065>draw breeding cow>call it a boy
>>542871590Tokai Rockefeller
>>542873153Medium cm is easiest to prep, bro. Just bring 2 dominator debuffers and Oguri.
>>542873069but she is
>>542873458Sexo
>>542872505North Dakotans aren’t too bright
>>542873569the only thing sexy about that cutting board are her stupid slutty feet
>>542873069might as well take the bait now too
>>542873458Eishin Flash and Cheval Grand chopped off their tits for their summer alts.
>>542873723>17 years old
>>542873753Why were Maruzen and Golshi allowed to keep their umammeries but Flash and Cheval were forced to get reduction surgery?
>>542873726I would use her stockings to strain tea
>>542873793post the jumprope vodka one
>>542873153
>>542872790I kekked
>Try to specifically get wet conditions or rainy days or whatever Manhattan Cafe had>Never get them>Most of my races are conspicuously muddy and rainy as fuck...
>>542873723>once I'm old enoughhagbros? I though her womb was old and dusty?
I'm fucking sick of dying to literal brick umas gassing out and dragging my entire team back into the shadow realm.
>>542873723It’s time to take your meds, grandma
>>542873957>he thinks it's because of cafe
>>542873793expecting me not to lewd the umas when they train like this
>>542873723
someone else is making mejiro ryan threads now?
>>542874070I would
would you have sex with your best bro?
please do not roll or borrow riko. as f2ps we can all save 30k carats, but it only works if all of us do it. if some roll riko, then they will have an unfair advantage, but if we all skip and don’t borrow then we’ll all be on an even playing field and 30k extra carats to use on something else. please spread the word.
>>542874138
>>542874369my bro would cheer me up with her body
>>542871276This is what I'm trying. Didn't get groundwork or medium S this run though, but stats look ok.
>>542874451thats the spice
>>542874394lmao why is she like this?
>>542874503
>>542874619She's Orange.
>>542874620Fuark what a majestic hog
>>542874451>>542874240>>542873793COW GAME!
>>542871438You know the entire schedule 4 years ahead. JP only knows the next CM track 1 month ahead, 2 if Cygames is feeling generous. And there were no room matches for CM1-3 in JP so you literally had to rebuild your team from scratch during the rounds if it got countered by the emergent meta. Plus 80% of what you're fighting against are paypigs, and the whales are the ones who figure out the game mechanics, so F2P are at a severe disadvantage.
>>542871404yeah more people need to post their parents when asking for deck suggestions. Your deck is also influenced by your blue sparks.
Rice is lucky!
>>542874347I thought it was the usual ryanfag
Is this a good grandparent?>2* blue>distance-specific 2*>Focus and Groundwork present, but each only 1*
>>542874303kiss her tummy
>>542874902there are 3 of us
>>542874886cheap cow
>>542874503Pretty bad statline for that deck.
>>542875170maybe 4, usually when i make a thread at a different time theres 3 other ryan posters that reply soon thereafter
>>542875242why are you chinese
hELP
>>542875301That's JP.
>>542875337Epsatono...
>>542874953yeah it has everything you'd look for: 2* good blue, 2 star distance spark and good whites. Number of stars is a luxury. Can be looped or just used as a gp yes
>>542875337You're on your own, torena-san. You belong to the Satono Group now
>>542870997the positioning to activate tachyon's unique will be pretty narrow, but creek should be a good late surger.
>>542875337Should have scouted another trainee like Ryan or Oguri-chan.
>>542870997maestros are swinging frfr
I may be having a migraine and my right hand is going numb but I fucking ACED that claw game
>>542875337Even without the Makina power Dia belongs to a family that has conections with powerful people, I would never mess with her
>>542875242The difference is that was my first run with the deck, how many did that one take? I'll get a higher roll in 2 weeks.
>>542875614You can check the archives for that image, that's from old /uma/.
500 carats to go until I can spark Doto
4 and i ERP with Special Week
>>542875448I see, thanksI guess i can keep cycling it until i get any stars, period, then see if i can keep building more of themman thats some long term shit, this is the first time i got specific shit on a parent instead of taking whatever generic 3* blues i can find
Making Tickezo a Pacer so just to speedrun all this points as quick as humanly possible with these Spe, Sweep, and Scarlet supokas because I can't do front for shit (and she's the only one available at my assF2P party)
>>542859089No, fuck you
>>542875704dont forget to make her chubby thoughbiet
>>542875704
Why is Nattie hitting on me at the home screen?
>>542872342I'm gonna start galighting people into thinking you only need 850-900 stam for CM4
>>542875709yeah the loop is basically see if good pinks, whites or blues if not one of tree try again if so can be looped or used as parent/gpexample of parent grind loop plan:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Jjs91NeghyyjU3zTOQVCoirgOMBsCCKnH9RRB7u-wOc/edit?tab=t.bdzdrqctyeydIt gets easier once you get something decent at least for whites as whites on the parents are more likely to spark on the trainee
>need to make two legacies with mihono bourbon and taiki shuttle as grandparents to even have the chance of seeing a double circle and actually prog white and pink skills on Summer Saggers>this needs all 3* blues and 3* pinks>and all of them need URA finale and groundwork and green sparksimma be real i dont feel like it
>>542875891>gaslightlol
>>542875870id do anything to go back to the days of having a senpai tease me when i was too dense to notice
>another parent building borrow run>2* gutsdoing a gorillion pointless runs just for a 6-10% chance at a 3* blue spark sucks so fucking bad
>>542874369Transcend Paizuri would be rough as shit when you stick it and felt all the dust residue after winning a race.
>fail career on senior year Arima Kinen>still somehow get this good parent7* blue spark sucks but I'll take it.
>>542876091why aren't women more modest about their armpits? are they all whores?
>>542869773Just popped in here to say that image is PUKE inducing
>try to heal night owl for the 4th time>doesn't workTickezo...
>>542876170everything a woman does is to get babies
>>542876170Their pits get really stuffy if they aren't allowed ventilation...
So, when unity cup releases, what is the meta way to do scenario sparks? Do I still want URA finale on my (grand)parents, or are the scenario sparks of unity cup better? Or do I want a mix of both?
>Wake up>Ryan threadNice!
date with a zoomie
why do you call rudolf luna
>>542876027if the pink and white sparks are good, it's good enough. the blue spark is the least important one if you're already inheriting from two 3*
I am selling sweep tosho nudes
>>542869773>IP News>Umamusume Cinderella Gay 2nd cour will air on 10/5
>>542876368i'm a ryan believer, but she looks so beautiful when her hair is just an inch longer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV9WcuhMrEYANOTHER RICE RIKO VIDEO DROPPED
>>542876339URA has the best scenario spark. Plus it's easier to race more for compatibility.
>>542876368let's go to the gym bro!
>>542876420Childhood name, if I recall.
>>542876420
>>542876537So URA for legacies and unity cup for ace runs?
So from older to youngerRamonu > Ardan > Ryan > MqQueen = Palmer > Bright > Dober Did I get this right? I'm assuming this based on their irl counterparts, but I feel like Dober is older than McQueen in Uma... Ardan confirmed to be the second oldest after Ramonu though...
>>542876518skipping both
I want to deflower her...
Is this NTR?
I finally have it...After like 3+ Senior Triple Crown fails, it's finally here...What'll I get bwos...
>>542876380quick reminder that they will share the same room
>>542876705no that's mambo
>>542876380Palmer is cuter, but Helio is cute as well.>>542876482The game-hair is controversial, that's for sure. Hell, her look in the recent CinGray manga proved as much in an official capacity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_WXTdBVIrQ
>>542876705that's narita brian and el condor pasa
>>542876726
>>542876791Normal Day...
>>542876632Dober only seems older because she hangs out with older men(me) and picks up a few things
>>542876632McQueen is the youngest in uma for whatever reason but he, Ryan, and Palmer was born in '87.
>>542876674I bet her tail smells nice
>>542876518Before watching this I know the Natie SSR has a rerun in the future so I dunno why people are sweating so much over this
Digitan LOVE
>>542876916This image is evil
I noticed that you haven't been doing your daily Urara runs, anon.
>>542876995i've said this before but if any uma were to secretly have a cute 4 inch penis it would be digitan
>>542876726Rice dupe
>>542876518I'm simply not pulling until Kitasan rerun
>>542876763why does ryan have a pirate hook yes im this dumb
>>542874321Umas are elfs. They hit 17 and stop aging. Maruzensky is only 30 on paper. Shes still in school because Tracen is a psyop to keep the Umas in line. The government knows Uma Musume are the superior creature, and now that humanity doesn't use them in physical labor, they have to keep them occupied. Director Akikawa is an Uma working on the inside. She's trying to use Tracen and the URA to manipulate world leaders. She's been building a paramilitary force, only having to use it once to protect the students from the public. It wont be long before she makes her grand entrance on the global stage. The world isn't ready for it yet
>>542876518Latebros...?
>>542877078How about you debut in game as an uma modeled after your real self so we dont have to fucking claw and scrape just to get circle compatibility on your daughter then
>>542877204It's a clothes hanger anon...
fuck you too hag
>>542877364FATAT
>>542877204>yes im this dumbAt least you're being forward about it.
>>542876995Why is Digitan creeping on Curren Chan’s dad/Chrono’s grandpa?
>>542877364fatassssss
>>542877262>Umas as a target of the SCP FoundationI'm for it
>>542877278Dober's unique looks way better than On Your Left ngl, you also get to train a sexy mare
I can't decide what to run What skills are useless/useful this cm? I feel like there's not much to work with
>>542877278>meta front cards>god tier, can be used in every build>meta pace cards>god tier, can be used in every build>meta late cards>meme tier gambling cards>meta end cards>*crickets*
>>542877081mmmmmmmnyo
>>542877392>>542877321see i shouldve figured based on the base of it
>>542876170because the artists that draw them are men trying to illicit sexual arousal in other men
>>542876841>>542877083All that for a fat fuck I already haveI can't even 4 star her yet...I was really hoping for Maru or Rudolph though... or Opera...
>>542876518OK i'll bite and listen to a brown person talking
If Seiun is strong for her unique but you can just borrow her unique why cant you just borrow SMaru's unique as well
>>542877494Would Tosen rape her trainer
>>542877364Welcome to the fatass club
>>542877506what am i looking at>>542877538are they gay?
>>542876626I think that's the plan.
>>542877621Think before speaking
You and which Uma?
>>542877429They have some history together
>>542877634yes, and if you get aroused that means you are gay too.
>>542877771Thinking too long will get me raped
>>542876518>you need every meta at MLB>you need her atleast 3LB but MLB is mandatory>you will pull Riko and Rice banner even if you pull on Nice Nature banner>Nice Nature card is not good for late surgers because On your Left isn't buffed yet and Mejiro Dober is better investment
so what did we learn this cancer cup?
>>542877504Yeah, it's sad what card with EndCloser perks are trash. The first meta endcloser card comes into game in 2025 jp, lmao. It's called DreamJourney.
>>542877801what determines us-bred/foreign-bred or whatever? i thought all horses had to be born in japan to compete in japan
>>542877886are these all goals you have to meet? or separate use cases, because isnt fine motion the best wit card to have at the moment?
>>542875337You're supposed to jerk off while moaning your trainee's name when that happens.
>>542878010separate
>had to pity sejun sky>had to pity maru>had to save 60K in case i pity Xmas ougri and v bourbon >that mean no riko pull should i just slack during 2nd scenario or kepp doing ura finale ?
>>542877912groundwork is a gaslight
The propaganda is getting to me… I’m starting to think Special Week is cute…..
>>542877998a foreign-bred horse is a horse that was bred in a foreign country>i thought all horses had to be born in japan to compete in japanno, but a lot of races used to exclude foreign-bred horses.
>>542877886Thanks but as f2p I'm content with my mlb Kitasan and Creek. I will skip NN for the new umas.
>>542878225just pay 20$ for holiday oguri
>>542878281She's always been cute
Dear Lord, please bless me with good parents with my borrows this coming reset. Amen.
>>542878245I think I matched with you once
Thoughts on this official uma feet?@
>>542876518
Why do other people get Opera O while I remain Opera-less?
>>542878281Special Wife...
>>542878379isnt ticket like 3 month after her banner ?
>>542877494gyaru... need...>same banner as KitasanAIIIEEEE
>>542878430Look at that cool gal!
>>542876518Ok I did, he's not completely wrong, but he misses the fact that we got the carat increase and all the next banners for like 6 months or so aren't really great.Unless you're unlucky enough to have to spark xoguri, you'll get more than 100k carats in time for the next good banner.
>>542878281
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>>542876420racehorses arent given their official names immediately, so until then they have nicknamesin rudolf's case he was called luna
>>542878313what does foreign bred mean? i'm assuming it means something different from foreign born (defined by me as being birthed outside of japan)
>>542877886>MLB Kita>LB1 FM>LB2 Creek (lb3 with ticket)>200-300 pulls for NN (+ the dupe crystal if needed)>Skip Dober banner>Skip Xmas Oguri banner>Pull on all-uma banner, 100 free pulls + 35 tickets meaning i only have to spend 65 pulls for a spark>Spark Dober, Paypig Oguri from the ticketI think i'll go with this
>>542878281she's also racist, just like you and me
>>542877504That Speed Pasa has encroaching shadow, right?
>>542878281she's cute, but so is literally every other uma in the game. why settle for a 7/10 when there are 9/10s everywhere?
>>542876903>for whatever reasonThe same reason Vodka Scarlet haven't debuted yet and somehow Golshi is Spe's senior and Spe is Teio's senior
>>542878642
>>542878690I'm not racist...
>>542877801Kurofune playable in uma never ever
>>542878656all in one let you spark anyone you want ?
>>542878752hello sakura chiyono o can you answer my question
>>542878642conceived in a foreign country. so it basically means foreign born, except if you import a pregnant mare from a foreign country, the foal that it gives birth to is still foreign bred.
>>542877504Isn't Mr CB the end closer card?
>>542878790yes
I don't think I have ever had so many skills activateGranted most are useless but it was funny to see
>>542878642>i'm assuming it means something different from foreign bornno, it means exactly that
>>542877504>meta end cards>gives you Groundwork for freeGorudo tier
>>542877912Stop assuming people won't do something because it's 'hard' saw plenty of S mile Falcons with groundwork
Rice my beloved
>>542878834i see. so the restrictions on foreign bred are more lax than foreign born, right?>>542878885why not just say foreign born then
>>542877886What a retard. Anyone with a brain knows rolling on the rerun is better. He's assuming NN rollers will roll on the first.
>>542878948>can't use multiple spoiler tags within the same wordLame 4cuck
>>542878415did you beat my groundlet ass silly
>>542878885>"I looked at 60 horses, but this one I liked the most"He's just like me
>>542879067Fatty...
>>542878786Fat Fuck Kaneko will get hit by lightning in 7 days and the new owner will give the go ahead to Cygamestrust
>train 20 nice natures>always get speed cap with 3 speed cards>train summer saggers>same card setup>even has 15% gain on speed>barely even get to 1000 speedand no, they both use 18* stamina
>>542879065do you remember matching against a suzuka+sky+grass?
>>542871590Oguri Arab
>>542877886If you have MLB Kita, Creek, FM you have good wit cards.
>>542879067Type shi desuwa~
>>542876705te amo Mambinho jajaja
>>542879067>bigger ass and thighsAllah wills it
Imagine the smell
>go to check mambo leader's title to make fun of him>he's actually platinumwell well well 4chan "sweat" clubs, I hope you can measure up... to mambo.*posts TM Opera O stamp in the thread*
>>542878865Yes.
>>542878656Nice Nature most definitely is not a must pull and considering it is ideal to get her to MLB due to the race bonus 15%. I don't know why does his own doc refer Nice Nature as dolphin when he is calling it a whale card multiple times. He is also saying if you don't have any good wit cards you could consider rolling on her banner due to being the 2nd best wit card, but even then recommends to roll Riko/Rice anyways.You definitely should not pull Nice Nature unless your deck is in decent shape, you don't care too much about late surgers(even if On Your Left is good, but currently gamble skill since not buffed yet) or you want to compete harder in CMs where Riko/Rice can help during the period of Unity Cup(Aoharu).>>542879056He does mention that it's kinda bad as you ideally want her atleast 3LB, but MLB being the best as otherwise you're missing the race bonus which is very nice for MANT. Thus you are making it not so worth a while since she shines at MLB, but rerun is later so missing out on Aoharu period. Rerun banner of Nice Nature also shares the time period with Fine Motion just a little bit afterwards so you could pull on that instead as it's a better card and used for longer period of time.>>542879208Fine Motion is the best and if you have the SR wit cards in alright shape, Nice Nature definitely falls off in terms of how good it can be.
>Watching Road to the Top>Curren watches Ayame go full schizo>Current says "I have one more day to save her before she breaks down">She doesn't do anything after thatWhat the fuck Curren-chan.
>>542879312Leave danchou alone
>>542878489a monthoguri 11 januaryticket 12 february
Are end closer bad this cm?
>>542879312I got second in Cancer though
>>542879189i don't remember bwo
>>542870745>You're making the assumption that there are enough debuffers to reduce your umas stamina by 64%Debuffs are HP, not stamina effects. It's actually assuming one Natie and one Wedding Mayano landing all the usual debuffs (-14%).
Holy shit.
>45 borrows left until CM4I'm not ready
>>542879395That's what i was thinking, what the fuck was that scene aboutDid the writers just forget to follow up on it or what
How do I cope with failing gourmand on a borrowed run
>>542876518Im skipping all the witcards until 2027 / 2028 and just grab the Daiwa Scarlet or Rudolf card.
>>542879509bro I think we have dementia...
>>542879312>90m fansDanchou? More like leechou.
>>542878547>still over 2 months to go
>>542879545
>>542879395yea but she didn't break down thoughbeit
AIEEE, DON'T MAKE ME BUY SKILLS BEFORE CAREER ENDS
>CM is over>now start preparing for CMok im starting to get tired boss
>>542878885More like Cunnymede Farm uoh
How does Gormand even work. What are they eating midrace and why is it allowed?
>>542879769>they still haven't buffed the borrow limit with the faster schedule absolute dogshit
>>542877504ayabe
>>542877504https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30206-vivlosIsnt this card better than those 2? No need to chase if unlucky with the free pull...
>>542879769This accelerated pace with these subpar rewards is making me burn out fast
>members only
>>542879054>why not just say foreign born thenbecause there are cases where a horse is foreign-bred but born on Japanese soil (Maruzensky) and a distinction is needed/useful
i need 5k more carats to a sparkjust in time for digitang
>>542879769at least on jp you have downtime to make stadium (TT) umas or just chill. Gaijins are kept on the endless hamster wheel
>>542879126I wish. Then we’d finally have Pui too
>>542879610I know anon, that was a typo and I said later on that one perfect debut is around 150hpWhat's important is that if you're building 2 debuffers you can't run a front. Why? Even if opponent gasses they'll trigger Seiun before you, since your only ace is bakushin'd you're gonna eat shit. There will be a billion people in the finals running s.maru debuff into their graves
>borrow run>hit stat requirements>great run overall>SSR card is AGEMASENWhat the fuck do I do with this run now. Not even a high stam can save my pace without a 2nd gold recovery
>>542877912Don't try to build a front since I can't compete with what everyone else has in the A&S lottery since I'm a Kitalet and can't get enough power/wit
dirt umas do anal
which way, /uma/?
>>542880170>just chillaieee there's too much game to play... please cygames-sama, i beg you, give us more nothing to do...
Are you having fun, anon?
>>542880250+Makween
>>542880239Whats the stam you got at the end?
>win tenno sho spring one and half more timesor>use 300 clovers for 3 sashes straight uphmmmmmmmmmmm
>>542880269last thing i need is another wit card
>>542879067such a cute artist, so many more images of this kinda topic as well!>>542879179WHAT A GOOD DOG!
>>542879171Are you me?
>>542880170The fact that Aoharu is dropping right in the middle of cm4 is gonna be hilarious. People will have to update their TT teams as well.
>>542880250>my wife is dual purposenow what?
>>542880269I'll wait for Kitasan reroll, until then i'm going full umas
>>542880283this but unironically
>>542880337919
>>542880428You fell for it, bro.
>>542880292Kind of. I really want some more scenarios though. Especially everything past MANT.
>>542880402I've been using autoselect to bounce class 6 and 5 weekly. No one cares about that mode.
>>542869773>first spe run>So this is the power... of spechud...
>>542880292Yes but I want more
>>542880330almond wife
>>542880269Nice Nature because I hate rice shower.
its really interesting that despite this game being super old, people still struggle to find out the right way to play it. between translating information that's out of date and the completely impervious ingame description of abilities the entire thing is gaslight bait. i love it.
Which horse is the best for me if I'm into netorare (the genre)?Narita Top isn't hot at all
>>542880513gentle wouldnt murder me...
>>542871975So the point he was making is that Witgod's Rikoless method is not F2P-friendly and not about whether Witgod is F2P or not, is this correct?
542880605Literally no one asked.
>>542880657NTR
>>542880657gold city
>>542880269I'm going left as Rice/Riko banner just seems too suspicious to me. I'll try out the new career while borrowing Riko and do daily pulls as I always try my luck at getting SRs uncaps. I'll have to see how the career feels with Riko and without her and I'm delaying my pulls on Nice Nature anyways due to daily pulls potentially giving a SSR copy, making spark a little bit cheaper and in case you end up being extremely lucky which would make pulling immediately kind of a waste.Nice Nature to me from what I've heard and read just seems something I'd rather want. Will rethink before pulling as always, but I am quite sure I'll be pulling for her.
>>542880657Shart Falcon
>>542872038Damn sounds like he BTFO Witfraud in a cool and calculated manner
Just do your best
>>542880605Game is old, most players are new (genshin babies)
>>542880510Sooner or later I'll experience bouncing from class 6 to 5 as well since Im not pulling for cards until 2027. For now I'll enjoy getting as much class 6 carats before my f2p ass cant do it anymore and just bounce around inbetween
>had 40 coins>4 8th prizes in a rowI'm going fucking insaneLast event I had to pity EVERY SINGLE CARD
>>542878992funny that you've mentioned, I've resigned to my fate when I saw a falco. Somehow my last minute bakushin was able to win the early, lost mid by a few lengths then somehow overtook falco and blocked her just enough time for my other horse to catch up
>>542880657Any of the gyarus.
maya's first alt should had been a summer bikini
From an earlier thread>witgot won CM3>>542843082>turns out running 15+ races and having high wit to proc every skill will win gamesit's important to note his stats. It's not just a 'hurr durr max wit = win," if his wit were 500 it would still be a competitive build, just borderline on power. What makes it work is nearly max speed, nearly A-tier power, and enough stam/guts to power through debuffers. Only when you've met those thresholds can the advantage front runners enjoy with high wit take off.
>>542880865Please don't look at me like that RIce, I am harmless
>>542880657Real answer? King HaloAnother torena trains her for her sole Takamatsunomiya Kinen while you train some other uma in that same race and have to watch her win a G1 under that torena's guidance, something she's never won with you even after all those years together
>>542880667No, the point is he's a seething faggot making up strawmans. RikoRice is bait for f2ps.
>>542880865It's not that small, is it?
>>542880269in classic Golshi fashion, I'm doing neither. I'm holding until New Year's, and if the 20k carats/monnth is real, I'll have enough to spark Kitasan, get her to 3lb/mlb (if I'm very lucky), and also spark the all-uma banner in February.I also might paypig XOguri, I FUCKING NEED MORE UMAS
>>542880657Taishin hates you
>>542880776What the hell? Stop being nice and logical to me!
>>542880859i love hebes
>>542880269skip both not rolling for cards until they become good at 0-1 LB
>>542880269Neither, I'm pulling on the Kitasan rerun because I'm a Kitalet and the Christmas banner for Biwa
>>542880428that + one gold recovery should be fine. This isn't Tenno Sho, after all. You don't need 1000 stamina + 2-3 golds.
What if Grass Wonder sat in my face
>>542880269Why is this a choice?
>>542880837sex with heliossex sex sex with palmerand the new one
>>542880174
let's play the gamewhat is the censors problem this time?
>>542879749Holy, what's this card?
HAHAHAHAHAHAAN ENTIRE CAREER WITH NO SUPPORT FINISHING THEIR SHIT
>>542881250It would be extremely painful
>>542872038>he pre watched itLol, guess losing dramatically on stream twice was too much for his ego that he just had to peek.
>>542871975At least photoshop cards from game not from third party site. too low quality bait
>>542880605it's also because with the explosion that is global, the game has become a crucible for new strategies and testing them out. Falco was used as a blocker in JP, but here the only things that could consistently beat her were a well-built Sky, even late-surgers were gamba. To their credit some JP players said in their Cancer videos that Falco was going to be very, very strong.
>>542881393Pot aka weed I guess
>>542879067dont worry suzuka ill buy you new tights!!!
>>542880776the thumbnail makes it look like a no ears edit
>>542881486Ace Falcon started in Korea and was used in every other server.
I won all 3 CMs so far, full f2pI think I was born for this
>>542880667I think WITguy is correct, since F2P rerollers should have a deck resembling like on the left and just borrow Riko.The rest of the f2p that didnt reroll, good luck out there and just gut it out for El Pasa card instead of KitasanI dont have an opinion on the deck on the right, I know Biko, Cafe, Sweep are strong, not sure about the other 3
>>542872038>witgod is ashamed of his accent making things hard for global players>shameless seanig tries to MAINTAIN APPEARANCES
>>542881365
>>542880605It reminds me of ol' days where people read gamefaqs or hear rumors by the mouth
>>542881513Which uma would be the best to get high with?
>>542871975Let's be honest, if that Kawakami Princess card was a Kitasan card instead so many fewer people would be complaining about this
>>542881747Transcend and Nakayama Festa
>>542871975So i can just use the left deck and borrow Riko instead of pulling for her, got it
Is it just me or has this increased daily race event lasted a lot longer than usual
>>542881734why does she have yogurt on her breasts?
cute art
What the fuck they actually talk between them? I thought they just said random stuffThat's pretty cool
i don't like CM4 because i can't use curren chang
>>542881927
>>542879936It releases 2 years later bwo....
Should I...?
>>542882140Perish the thought.
This isn't swimsuit Maruzensky what the helll
>Danchou still using his Gemini titleNot a good look...
>>542881486The idea that JP didn't realize Dumb Falcon could be used as an ace is ridiculous. Using her as a blocker was from them, they knew she was good. They simply did not have the time nor the tools to actually test shit out because lobbies didn't exist yet. KR meta is just "thing JP did but make it sweater". Front Pasa and Ace Falcon are all from korea and it's just the JP meta except they had the time and foresight to pump ut pink sparks.
>>542881928Some umas have dialogues with each otherhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuVlKKN-zt4
>tachyon mood down events also give you 25+ statsWhat the fuck with this favoritism
>>542882106I got no choice being f2p but to endure i cant pull like everyone else
>Grass locking the fuck in just to steal the win from her own teammate who blocked the other frontst-thanks grass
>>542872038You had one fucking job, Mashiro and nameless guy who probably landed in 7th, 7th and 9th.
>>542882176o-ok...
>>542881954Someone brought this to CM3, you can make Curren work in CM4 if you try hard enough! #BelieveInCurrenI love how many people saved this and reposted it throughout the rest of CM3, you guys are great
>>542880987He was seething, yes, but why is Riko a bait?
>new dayalright enough CM celebration time to put my mayano top gun fan club title back on
>>542882168
I'm so glad i got Spe for free, i didn't want to waste money on this
>>542882303
>>542871590Yamamoto Nature
>spending carats on horses before you have a full MLB SSR deck
>have been trying to keep my RP always ticking, but also save up to have 4 RP before reset with the timer only 1-2 minutes left so I can snatch up shoe donations>sometimes slip up and end up having to do a reset>just realized I can pre-spend 1 RP before reset so it still counts the TT run as after resetMICRO OPTIMIZATIONS GO
>>542882376Money on Spe is never wasted
is this a decent frontrunner grandparent bros?
advertising plummeting
>>542882304i have my own 6* med parent... i think i can make it work...
Chat i did it , finally got double circle on this shitty hag
>>542880269cheeky 10 rolls each
>>542882581erm thats technically nts bro..
>>542882562Yes. I play for the girl's story, not for the cards that can jumpscare my run
>>542882495
>>542882598>no greensmaybe if you can make it up elsewhere
Haven't seen any Cancer Platinums in TT. Where are they hiding.
Whats the best kind of support deck to use when making a parent?
>>542882562>full MLB SSR deck Is that even possible without pigging on year 1
>>542881826
>>542878245Groundwork don't work that well on longer races. Mid race is so long, as long as you have enough mid race skills, you can pass everyone else. It's a nice bonus if you have summer/right/firm greens + concentration, but if you're taking random ass greens like target to proc it, then it stops being worth it.
>>542882562I can't be motivated to be strong unless it's for my favorites
>>542882225In exchange she got 7 different mood down events compared to most uma who usually only have 4.
>>542882728Whatever gets you consistent wins but hint maxes on good skills for the style you are training for.
>>542882723Hahaha...
I think there's something wrong with my horse
>>542882826not if you're spending on 17+ year old women
>>542882874What cards are best suited for a Pace Chaser like El Condor then?
>>542882581uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh jannies?
>>542882651red shift doko
>>542882816Kek, yeah that looks about right
>>542882598I'd make it a great grandparent for the blue and gw spark if you want to grind. you can use it but getting nothing from that branch really but gw, some corner recovery discount and stats.
>>542882917I'm skipping the hag actually
>>542872038I checked his stream during this just to see if he is that much of a meme as others are making him out to be. He definitely struggles with ego and overall appearing more humble seems to be a hard concept aswell.He said he likes to win "differently" and not just win because of meta, yet this CM he won because of a meta choice. He also said he beat Smart Falcon which was a meta choice trying to imply he beat the meta... while running meta? It's hard to take that seriously when the guy is running perfect groundwork set-up with angling & scheming apparently being also extremely strong. He had a vodka in his lobby who had a chance, but considering he procced groundwork and everything else went smoothly he won rather easily.He also has this a bit childish "banter" to shit on someone for losing or giving out advice that is wrong or he thinks is wrong and tries to make himself appear smarter and in the right while making fun of someone else, yet cries when one of the other content creators leak his playtime hours on discord and has a full on mental breakdown.He also said on his stream that people started to follow leaderboard people for borrows/cards because one of his videos "blew up" (around 38k views?) or something like that and implies he is the one who made people discover this "strategy". which is honestly a massive stretch.He's a bit young and even gacha gambling with life as he dropped out of college to go fulltime content creator, yet falls into the same trap that without the "career" already being a success you might not make it after all and now you're putting your own life in a rather bad spot ignoring school/work just because you hope this content creation works out straight from the start since you had some views.
>>542882823Groundwork is basically at its strongest in sprint and some mile races, cancer is one of those because of the huge no pass zone in early mid race. Umas like Falcon were nearly unpassable with current tools before last spurt if they got out front.
>>542882581I will never understand why nips are so into being cucked
>>542883056NTR is just an AGP pipeline
>>542883056They have low self steem just like me
>>542882816What an image lmao. MY BRO WOULDNT BE A DRUGGY!>>542883040CUTE!
>>542883048how do I unsubscribe from your e-celeb blog?
>>542882980>bricking the rest of your inspiration activations just for red shift to not activate either
>>542882893Your portfolio stock...
>>542883040and your bokumanko belongs to me
>>542881954I believe in Curren ChanI'm building her for Leo too and I'm praying those pink sparks come through on inspiration
>>542882581Bro?
>>542882918Generic midrace stuff like yaeno card, ines fuji, cards with pace chaser straight/corners, relevant distance straight/corners. Maybe a few relevant greensHints / sparks for skills you will absolutely be running on the ace are decent too for skill points economy but slightly less important.
For the love of god please me let me auto this shit already I'm up against B umas I'm not going to lose the dailies.
>>542883243i still lose them once every 100 or so races
Perhaps you are just bad at this game.
>>542882581>human
How did suriru do in CM3?
>>542883164It's at the bottom of the email I sent you
>>542883310See, this is how it's done. Follow Dia's example and think for yourself
>>542883310Dia wouldn't say this
>>542883048Tldr he's a young annoying seanigger faggot
>>542883336she's going to steal my passport?
>>542883243I lost 1 out of my 6 today
>>542882723waiting for reset>>542882893
>>542882581
>>542883336
>Early charming>Rght handed from debut>TWO triple rainbows before first december>Medium S and summer runner from inheritance>First summer soonWish me luck anons...
>>542883056their males are usually dead after work and their wives doesn't really have much to do at home so they fantasize about this
>>542883379Can you forward me that emailThanks and cheers,anon
>>542869773Oh Haythere, anons.Our club has an opening, please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
>>542883243You say that but my A+ Oguri Crap (as in shit) already lost once
>>542883310Dia wouldn't dress like this
>>542876518Doesn't matter. Not rolling until Kisata rerun. My hands are strong. I'm holding the bag.
>>542883230What? He asked a question and i answered with the truth
>do my one-pull>holy shit its an SSR>its the only SSR i already have at MLBi want to collapse into a heap and disintegrate. what are the odds....
>>542883343the world was strong
it's new day des!!
>>542871206You can't make me spin past bingo card 3. I REFUSE!
>>542876518how the fuck am I supposed to afford to roll for this, Manhatten Cafe, Full Armor Matikane, Xoguri, Kitasan 2, and a few tenpulls when I'm feeling weak inbetween?
>>542883456Yes, but you would miss out on the account review and help bundle deal for only 19,99$ that is only available for the end of this week.
>>542883048I already knew he's a faggot but thanks for elaborating.
>>542883498why do you always have an opening dancho...
>>542877110>>542883581Did you pull smaru?
>>542882773Yes it's possible. Full F2P.
>>542880837>performative whore>pretty whore>zoomer whore>peer pressured whore>who?
This is not possible.
>>542883870STRONG HANDS
>>542883875>Sped
>>542876518retards
Now that I look at it, Spe's outfit would suit a pregnant belly really well, wouldn't it?
>>542883968She always looks pregnant in this outfit
>>542883968yes, with my child
>>542880837Espoir City fits NTR the most considering her career story
>>542883968Trainers should not be having these thoughts. Trainers belong to ningen women. Umas can find partners elsewhere.
>>542883968True
Ok, I've decidedI'm doing two Hybrid Pace and one debuff
>>542884029Cesario and Buena need to come from somewhere, y'know?
>>542883869>Kick a slacker>Hire a slacker>Kick a slackerProbably like that
>>542881513thats what i thought but I removed the pot
>>542884147>two Hybrid PaceWhich umas will you use for this?
>>542883956Where are you getting this from
>>542883869I don't, it's just anons don't join so I keep reposting. But this month alone three anons did quit the game.
Our guy lost bros...
>>542881734are people really still modding the old koikatsu, surely there's better stuff out there no?
red shift or pumping on endschoose only oneanother point of note is that my uma has okay affinity with ryan
What a godawful run
>>542883968
>>542884146I see milf in a summer dressI press likeSimple as
>>542884385CM4? pump
>>542884384>surely there's better stuff out there no?
MY LOYALITY HAS BEEN REWARDED
>after CM1 i couldnt stop rerunning my loss in my head wondering what i did wrong>was depressed for days>resigned to failure in CM2>felt the spark of courage reignited inside me for CM3>actually won A rank finals>keep rewatching the recording and smilingthis game lives in my head unlike any other right now. It's fucked up. I don't even care about the gambling bullshit. This weird roguelike PVP autobattler thing they created is just activating all my neurons.
>>542871096
>>542884275Mayano and Rudolf
>>542884619
getting edged is sooooo lame, maybe if you beg a little louder ill let you #cumforcurren
>>542884683theyre watching me with happy meek btw
>>542884683What is she showing her?
>>542884796now THATS a deck
Quesiton for the BrianCHADS out there. Pace or Late?>>542884796The perfect NPC build
You're rolling in the Riko banner? What's your carat counter like?>No, 19k carats
>>542884619>>542884683what are these from, they look fanmade
>>542884731What happened to "Trainers belong to ningen women", Aoi?
>>542884796you didn't run this deck
>>542884296https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Sg73B_eXz7Cn7HqC6mnMUw_cwYdBole1jktk6v-jN20
>>542884619Are you planning on putting Dominator on Rudolf, or are you going to give her some other red skills instead? I was thinking of giving my Rudolf ace Dominator, but I feel like I'll have to run her as a Late Surger due to the Dominator activation conditions needing to be in 6th place or worse.
>>542884619>>542884683my cm4 team
Shooting for Victory in CM4 is probably good for lates, but is it also good for ends too? Aside from Golshi, I don't know if ends are already up to 5th on the last corner
First daily pull SSR after started doing it a month ago... She's a pretty good speed card right?
>>542884501I read the Koikatsu sequel was a disaster, but surely COM3D2 is better?
>>542884937
>>542884815me on the left
>>542885024>but surely COM3D2 is better?No. There is simply nothing better than Koikatsu at the moment.
>>542885005I love how silly this is
>>542885065i kneel....
>>542884919Daily pulls, but nothing else.Around 32k
>>542885005
How come I always see frontGODs toiling in the groundwork mines but latekeks aren't making slick surge parents?
>>542884884I like to go for the gamble with her since outer swell is basically a +1 for her unique
>>542884796this is how the game is meant to be played insane captcha
>>542885024>I read the Koikatsu sequel was a disasterSunshine or whatever it's called is still Koikatsu, making it a lot better than COM3D could ever beSo yes, we're stuck in a stagnant hell where nothing is better than good ol koikatsu.
>>542885018she's a good statstick with mood+, standard distance and energy+ events
>>542884412How many fucking carrots does she eat to gain weight despite having the metabolism of a young, top athlete?
>>542884919no, 58k
>>542883875>1200 wit>No skillsBwo..
That 70 dollar pack needs to be 10 pulls at minimum. Nothing's guaranteed at 5
>>542885304She is the second GourmandShe only loses to Oguri when it comes to eating
>>542885121>>542885284so where have all the koikatsu degens gone then
>>542885304Do not bully she is feeling very vulnerable right now
>>542885221because I get it from a borrowed uoka card
>>542884853Mystifying murmurs
>>542884815Tazuna don't look
Doto is pure evil
Why exactly is s.spechud considered good for cm4? Her unique is a generic recovery and she gets a couple of mid race skills she can buy.What am I missing here? Surely 1 free recovery isn't worth giving up a full power unique?
>>542884412fat
Is it worth buying the copies of rice shower in the shop? Actually, which of freebie story cards are good to level up?
https://x.com/yoisqki/status/1978647501847863562
QoL status?
>Greeded a 5man stam in ura quali instead of 2speed rainbow>No speed rainbows afterwardsI think it's still a very good ace.
guys I'm not spending any more money on the game until the anniversary event. I took a look at my steam transaction history and actually felt guilt. I will still buy the monthly carat pack though because I feel like that's a reasonable "subscription price" considering how much time I spend on this game.
IT'S TIME TO PUT BAKUSHIN ON THE JUKEBOX
>>542885515Make sure whoever said that isn't looking at her post buff stuff. We've seen that mistake on some early CM guides using translated sources poorly
>>542884412I thought this was her mom being disappointed in her for being in a swimsuit. It didn't click for a while that it was a fat joke
>>542884619>>542884683this is grooming
>>542884986Nyet! Dominator should be used on late/end and I don't have creek to use to give her swing maestro for either or want to luck BoFA. I'm mainly going to go for pace because Spe card and the new event card giving race planner, I'm throwing on as much anti front runner stuff as I can. I'll at least have SC for Virgo
>>542885674>no golds
can she do it bros
>>542885579Welfare Rice could be decent for long in Aoharu if you're stuck borrowing Riko since she gives cooldown.
>>542885739I saw it on a gaslight infographic and foolishly I considered it possible for more than 5 seconds
when will I get my own 9* power
>>542885764female on female the best type
>>542885790>Maestronot needed>ProfessorBad in cm4>Gold ramp uptoo expensive, not worth it>Gold pilfertoo expensive, not worth it
>>542885685I'll spend as much as you right now if you let us know how much you spent
>>542885749This.
>no one ever on speed episode
>>542885773There's no point in running Rudolf if you're not using dominator, and her unique is better for late.
>>542885514I will get Doto in her banner, marry her and form a family with 3 kids
Tickezo, what the hell is going on
>>542885515Because her unique is a generic recovery and she gets a couple of mid race skills she can buy
>>542885978>Playing casually since launch>Got my first *3 Speed through bakushin spam>Only got my 2nd *3 (Stam) after a lot of farming 2-3 weeks backDon't get me started on trying to farm a *9, at least my current Stam parents are in the 7-8 area.
>>542885005>>542885218the golden ratio on ardan's face got me
>>542885773I see, thanks for the answer, anon. It seems like lots of people are planning on building anti-front-runner debuffers, but from the sound of it the Mystifying Murmur stamina drains (from NN and Wedding Mayano) are going to absolutely wreck my Pace Chaser ace in the process...
>>542884412>"We must purge the female ningen menace from the Tracen Motherland!"what the fuck Halu
I see...
>>542886305Someone made this
>>542886160Cute
Man Main Story McQueen is so much better and funnier than in the anime (and career)
>>542886336yeah, me
>>542886305I didn't know McQueen was into that kinda stuff
>>542886006>retard>retard>retard>true
>>542885685sleep tight
>>542885424Another Chan.
>>542886305Is this how cavalry looked like back then?
>>542886362>Game version is far better and funnier than their Anime oneMany such cases. In fact, in the case of S1 they took the game delay and changed things they learnt from S1s release.
>>542886160Ayabe got her revenge
>>542886305Mcqueen would never do this
>>542886221Chrono love and wife
>>542886305would be canon if it was Daiichi Ruby instead
>Japanese farmers slaughter foals who under perform because horse riding in Japan isn't popular and there's not enough turf to ride them onDamn.
>>542886625that's what happens to the npcs you beat in your debut
>>542886625The glue factory is real
>>542886508Holy cute
>>542886625Great. Now look at the number of horse that get slaughtered every single year in the USA.
>>542886625>the next Haru Urara simply got turned into Sashimi
>>542886168Daaaaaaaaahby
>>542886625Horse meat is alright, can't blame them.
stupid mahougaki won't give me slipstream
>>542886362This but with spe, I actually enjoyed her career mode persona far more than the anime one
>>542886734>Approximately 20000 American horses are slaughtered for human consumption every yearWhat in the god damn
>>542886774despite being a shit race horse, her luck is insane on things that actually matter(surviving)
why nimble navigator?
>>542886625what do they do to test their performance when they're young?
>maestro is not neededwhat gold recoveries are we supposed to take?
>>542886996gaslight
>>542886625I had a steak of horse meat last time I was in Tokyo. It was alright. Very red.
>>542886996
>>542887003The horses roll a d20 athleticism check.
>>542886949Same
>>542886560She’s really cute…
epic, simply epic
>>542886996all cm infographics are required by law to include at least 1 gaslight entry
>>542884884Another question: What card set ups do you usually run? I struggle in general duo to my cards and skill, but some insight is probably useful. Last run was 3 speed 2 stam 1 pal (for funsies) and stam parents.>>542886956>"for human consumption"now look at the horses that get destroyed every year through racing alone, injuries, general losers etc.
>>542886063$500.93, honestly a lot of it was front loaded when deathpulling for Kita and then the SC banner. The smaller carat buys were just clearing out leftovers in my steam wallet.
>>542887125Cute ear bumps
bread, doko?
Trainer you haven't sent your umas to the glue factory yet...
>>542887285spam 35 more images and we can have a new bread
>>542886508This is illegal
>>542886129I'm still hasn't let me down yet so she's still on the team>>542886195I'm pretty sure Pace is going to suffer for a while but you should be able to survive if you have enough stamina(good luck) but there's also a problem of good skills to take
>>542887285>page 5>images arent all usedretard
>Tiara Uma Musume>Fine Motion...?
>>542876170What's wrong with armpits?
>>542886332El got a pair of fat mambos
>>542887478She's a mare here
>>542887478What's the problem?
>>542886783Which uma would be the tastiest?
I don't need 800 stam on End Wedding Mayano right? I can't cap speed and reach high stam with her at the same time
>>542887478Yes? Fine Motion won the shuka sho irl bro
>>542887593>One of the cutest but also weakest uma socially>Also one of the most dangerous because of her debuffs
>>542886996where'd you get that from?
I just hit 20k carats, hurray!
>>542887657how are your recoveries and guts looking?
slow metabolism auto-cures right?
>>542885515Recovery unique allows you to buy other gold skills instead of another recovery, or to be more lax on your stamina so you can train more power She is not good right now, but also not dogshit tier, she is a perfect candidate for oshi PvP She gets better in the future
>>542887847Only from stam training I think.
>Mood remains great>Mood remains great >Mood down I’ll fucking slit your throat Cygames
>>542887847It has a chance to be cured from any training.
>>542884919I'll daily pull and if I get lucky enough with Riko R card I'll roll until I get her to MLBGot 31k carats
Are people still making their S.Marus...?
would Tachyon work as late? Is there somehow a way for dominator to proc and then her overtaking enough to proc her ult AND still get full spurt then instead of too late?
>>542885515Gaslighters say End Closer Spechud is S tier but honestly I don't see the vision
sigh if only this was medium or turf.. the grind continues
>as TT gets sweatier, I now have to buy parfaits to stay in class 6aaaaaaaa my monies
>>542887753https://www.canva.com/design/DAGtOO4KsO4/Koz7xqxxQvpicG84ABIZXw/edit
>>542888269Lewd...
>Well-Rested!
>>542888208Maybe in a world where every ace is an end closer, and you're the only late
>>542888269
>>542888423>energy recovered by 49
>>542887198Oh, that might be hard to spend all in one goI will buy 7500 carats, 3 pack, to outweigh your guilt though. I'm at a bit of spark or die situation on the summer banner, with neither maru or spe>74.63I think that might come to down something like 77.00 for me, sales tax is dogshit here
>don't use meta cards>try to build sparks from scratchOhThis is painfulActually
>>542887478she was listed as a mare irl
DON'T OVER DO IT!
>>542885515Recovery uniques are nice because they have no wit check. You usually have to buy 2 Gold Recoveries even though 1 is enough in case one misses the Wit check. With a Recovery unique you can skip out on buying recoveries or buy 1 to be extremely safe against deebuffers.
>>542887883Wit training cures it
What other ace should I pair with her?
>>542888269>>542888520why would torenas want to have bashful tipsy make out sessions with an old man?
>15 days until Leo Cup
>>542888653[citation needed]
>>542888721>>542888721>>542888721
>>542888620A Sigh and a Bandage
>>542887883>>542888109>>542888653i have been training for 15 turns guys and it is not gone yetthat includes one summer
>>542888370just keep rerolling your matches until you find a lineup that you suspect is a witmaxer for your easy +500k points. I normally look for non-CM titles and plainclothes umas.
>>542888783there being a chance doesn't mean you should take it lilbwo
>>542888783It's a chance from any training. It is not guaranteed and I don't know the percentage, but it isn't that high, from my experience atleast. I've seen it being cured with all the different trainings, but if it doesn't get cured in couple or I'm desperate for speed I just infirmary.
First attempt at making her an ace for Leo. This is going to be tough when I can't meet stat requirements nor did I get enough points for groundworks (had it procced).
>>542889038>when you pull for a whale uma with f2p supports
>>542886949nah i like her more in anime cause she was funnier there, but game spe is such a cutie
>>542888783Keep going
>>542889136I'm not f2p but I'd be closer to f2p than a whale so yeah I get your point. I just wanted a maru though and now it that I have her I might as well try to make something of her right?
>>542884683>watching a senpai uma forcing herself on her torena and getting raunchier and raunchier
>>542884412FAT FUCK
>>542887415very important angle
>>542873069>taking baitchildish I know, but I can't tolerate slander of my wife
>>542870825what did she see?
>>542875767Fuck you too!
>>542884703i came..
>>542871975that stupid looking chink was playing on the Taiwan server which was 1 year after the JP launch. Witgod was playing with no knowledge of the future. stop making these dumbass comparions
I love sluts. Which umas are for (Me)?
