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DOTO
>Missed a local G1 raceWhy is it so fucking autistic to find out about these races?
I just want an MLB king halo already man, I feel like all my power woes will be solved with her
I just think she's cute.
you WOULD marry your oshi even if she was a christmas cake right?
>>542913634RAPE
>>542913634>Third PeriodI didn't know girls can get more than one
>>542913634>Dotou
>>542912227What this >>542912892 anon saidIf you look at the stats of both Demuro and Lemaire, they both were great in their home countriesDemuro probably left because Italian racing has been going down more and more over the yearsIt's hard to say why Lemaire left, but Google spit this out
>>542913634SOON
>>542913738this, but also Ryan
>>542913356>non-white behaviorYeah, torena is Japanese>nooo, b-but, muh superior europoorian lutefisk and mettebrocht!!!!
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt that can't fit into her bloomerssniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracen
>>542913686why does she drink the slime
>>542913769SAAAAAR
>>542913594Serirubros? Did he get exposed as a fraud?
Digitan LOVE
>>542913754my edition skills are pretty rusted, excusez-moi
>>542913739Honestly given my age it'd be more awkward if she wasn't.
>>542913634doto is a growing girl
>you NEED kitasan or you're gay and retardated>Pull on her first banner>Get kitasan lb0 and MLB satono>You NEED supercreek or you're gay and retarded>Pull on her rerun >Lb2>Several upcoming banners that you NEED to get or you're gay and retarded >Mfw I somehow also have to find carets for pulling on full armor fukukitaru and Manhattan Cafe It's relentless....
summer maru decks doko
>>542914197>>Get kitasan lb0 and MLB satonoshould've rerolled for MLB Kita, now you have to reserve carats for Kita rerun instead of pulling for favs
>>542914197Simply use THAT.
i have sex with horses
>>542913918A country which serves rancid fermented beans on boiled rice for breakfast is in no position to lecture others on the quality of food.
>>542913686Stupid McQueen tripping over her own big stinky shoes, she should be strapped down and forced to sniff her own shoes while a heater makes her feet sweat and a fan blows the smell at her
>>542914287wtf is a horse?
When is MARVELOUS sunday releasing?
>>542914197>>Several upcoming banners that you NEED to get or you're gay and retardednot really. just pull for kitasan again
>>542914397February 2027
This is objectively the canon song tier listYou can't argue against this
>>542914197Pull a single 0LB copy of R Riko, save one spark for kita rerun, and you'll be good to do whatever you want with the rest.
kill me now
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/e2imAUXgTuUThe BIG 4
sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi
>>542914428But... Kwanzaa oguri... And the new pal card... And rice shower... AND kitasan!!!
whats made her react like this /uma/...?
>>542914382wait wtf happened to cyndaquil?
>>542914579No one knows the songs by just pictures you fag, good job wasting your time on this.
>>542914579>suzuka at the tophow? she is not even a good singer
>>542914579Girls Legend U should be in USSR but otherwise I can't really argue with it. I think you're missing some songs though.
>>542914197You will be gay and retarded no matter what you roll, don't worry.
53519272Leo practice
>>542914681nyope. just kitasan.
>>542914694her period
I'M NOT A CHUD YOU STUPID FUCKING INCELS
>>542914874heavy flow-er or heavy cramper? this will determine my next action
>>542914738I honestly didn't care much for it until I saw it paired with Special Week's ult during the main chapter. That shit was amazing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CX3In3rFX8
>>542914579>tracen ondo > rest
>>542914873But but but suriru said the rest of the game is just Xoguri fighting Xoguri for years, are you telling me I don't need her? Are you saying I should... Believe in my favorite girls and use them instead?
>>542909163Curren is so cute, bwos...
>>542913634I love this cow
>start maru borrow run>realize i started the run with the original instead of summer
>>542914885sexy choco wife
>>542914579>Ready!! Steady!! Derby!!>Glorious Moment!>both in the highest tierExcellent taste.
>>542915064>CurrenY-yobisute!?
>>542914704He got canceled after THAT leak happened.
You HAVE Amemorized the lyrics to Umapyoi Legend, right anons?
>>542915058you can ticket her later for 20 bucks
>>542914579Finally, someone recognizes her talentI'd say Girl's Legend U should go up a tierTachyon Lightless also up a tierChevachi also up a tierSuzuka and Tachy Transforming is perfect but should be better than Ready Steady DerbyWinning the Soul should go down a tier, is not that good unless remixedOverall really good list>>542914723I know all of these from just the picture, EoP globalbab
>>542913686There needs to be more webms of umas fucking up their ults
>>542915189what does EoP mean
>>5429148271 more for Leo
>>542915027https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aedKn62ObucThis is pretty kino too
>>542914646I keep seeing Carmilla when I look at bikini GolShi
>>542915247End of Penis
>>542915146what leak? qrd?
>>542915189Good job no life, you are the 1%.
Finally, I have them all!
>>542914579Absolute Faith in game when??https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5PUrdxpZds
>>542914970Ok Chud
>>542915247EoP deez nuts
>>542915273I was going to make this exact post
>>542914704>>542915146he was in legends arceus but i think it's more funny to think one of the stories is what got them cancelled
>>542914579>no Legend Changer>Girls Legend U not in top tieropinion discarded
>>542915247English only Peasant
>>542914579https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzrNwUajwf4you forgot actual CAP (as in peak)
>>542915189
>>542915173I literally sang it at karaoke a few weeks ago with some weeabros. The one featuring spica man, of course.
>>542915318Dirty Vodka...
>>542915247>English only peasantit's a term from /vn/, saying things like "to truly understand the story, you need to understand japanese"
>>542915281It was some leak a few years ago, can't remember the exact context but it was some lore about the games that wasn't supposed to be seen and kind of isn't really relevant at all. Anyways, in one of the leaks a Typhlosion rapes a girl.
>>542914338>t. eats rancid fermented fish soaked in lye for tea>t. eats maggot-infested cheese for dinner>t. eats fish and chips for lunch, which would be fine on its own, but then smothers it in cowshit curry>t. eats raw pork on a (((bagel))) with a side of mad cow mince for breakfastYou'll eat the gohan and korokke and fucking like it.
>>542915281There was a huge leak about old lore stories the Pokemon team wrote up.One of them was about a Typhlosion that kidnapped a human girl and raped her.
>>542915520curry sauce is different from actual curry bwot. bong
Man, I think my decision-making sucks on whether I do an optional race or I bite the bullet to do a shitty 1 character speed facility to get it to level 3 before first summer, but between getting stat thresholds, I'm lacking skill points to get Groundwork, 3 reliable greens, midrace skills to combo THH AND 2 gold heals. I find I tend to fall short of two greens or a gold if I want the full combo and that doesn't consider fitting Curvature in there, too. I think that gets into me greeding too much, but it's also probably a factor my cards could use more skill point bonus, 3LB SR Sweep lacks her full power.
>>542915187Wait what. How much later? I keep hearing mysteries about selector tickets coming out, and limit break crystals, a monthly pass or whatever, when do we get any of this stuff?
>>542915281there was a gigaleak for game freak that shows the next game is going to use procedural generation to be "infinitely replayable" and the next 3 games after that were also all leaked including a game that uses kanto johto hoenn and sinnoh in one big mega gameim serious
>>542915585>>542915496damn, wtf is wrong with the pok team?
>>542913918The way this shit mindbreaks people every time it's posted is hilarious.
>>5429148271 more for Leo still
>>542915520God she's so fat...
>>542915658After EoS :^)
>>542915657Have you tried Aoi
>>542915403>>542915485thanks bwos>>542915273>>542915361no thanks bwos
Can't stop fucking gyaru umas
>>542915762best i can do is my team trials team. That ok?
>>542915520>fish, England>:(>parasite-infested raw fish, Japan>:o
>>542915520What is this non talking about?
The German horse is molesting me!
>>542915894I would hug this Teio
>>542915247shitty /vt/poster word for people who only speak English because you don't speak their third world language
>planned on skipping Riko to save for COguri after dumping 200 pulls now>get SMaru in my first tennerNow that I have an excess of 200 pulls worth of carats what should I do?Do I spark 1 Riko and still get to spark COguri a bit after?When will Valentine Bourbon arrive and how can I guarantee getting her and COguri, do I have to skip Riko for it?
>>542914579update it for 2025
>>542916002they would never act like this
What the fuck went down here, shit was like an anime finale. Is her career harder even if you pussy out of the challenge?
>>542914827>spe in 6th place>failed wit check on ironaaaaa
>>542916053>/vt/retarded newfag vtnigger
I forgot to cure slacker before summer
>>542914579>gochiso that lowNah
>>542915975
Not so fast!
>>542916124>Daiwa beating VodkaGuess we know who's topping tonight
>>542915651They're both filled with foodborne illnesses as a result of being served by a jeet who last bathed in the Ganges 3 years ago while a sewage truck was dumping 30 feet upstream.Why not just eat the fish and chips on its own? It's already fuckin' fried, all you need is a bit of salt at most.
she follows the gaslight doc principles
>>542915802I haven't, I've seen her suggested more if you want a build a debuffer, but I may consider that if I can find a consistent stat threshold and cut out a weak card.
>>542915975Then how the fuck did you type that post if your hands are bisy?
>>542916213say hi to the cute little crab
>>542915975do you call that molesting? this is actual molesting
Do I build for Leo?
>>542915281Jap companies do the thing where they banish an employee to the shadow realm instead of firing them and it happened to a female gooner who ended up with unrestricted access to a computerShe decided to write "pokemon foundational myths" and one of them was a story about that one fire pokemon kidnapping a human female teenager and impregnating her.The psychic pokemons were COMPLETELY redeemed because there was nothing about them.
>>542916213I have once gotten slacker event right before the race before summer camp. Every single training there triggered slacker and I left summer with no energy, nothing to show for it and it took me two infirmary visits to clear it.After this it is one of the conditions I fear the most and I will never forget that summer camp of horror.
>>542916337obviously with his feet
>>542914629practice poor?
>>542916402nah
>>542916357Someone just ate the crab
>>542916290What a slut
>>542916357Orange kani...
Hey can anyone tell me how the daily carat pack works? If I miss a log in day do I just not get those carats or is it just 50 carats a day for your next 30 logins? Since paid carats are tied to platform, do I not get the free login carats unless I'm on the platform I bought the pack on? I mainly play on PC but sometimes I'm away for two or three days so then I would use my phone.
>>542916431>gooner females are into rapewho would have imagined it?
>>542914827>people already have acesbwo I'm still making parents
>>542916295Most chip shop bossmen are turkish/eastern european nowadays, and most times fish and chips on its own is too greasy so you need some kind of sauce to cut through it.uma musume
>Junior Year Pre-Debut>GourmandHuh, that doesn't happen too often.
Is agemasen with Spechud just a meme?I've gotten it 3 out of 3 times so far
>>542916579Bakushin's so cute this slop almost has something similar to soul
This is getting out of hand.
>>542916579500 paid instantly (should be platform specific can't really check), a bunch free every day to your mailbox which stores up to 100 things at the same time
>130 rolls>summer maruzensky 3 times>special week oncedo I paypiggy up for pitty to get 5 star Maru?
>>542916302where's Medium S
>>542916290>that smile at the endBig head... cute???
>>542916605It's well known. Google who are the writers behind franchise about chad serial rapist and murderer Rance.
>haha sexshut the fuck up and start training for races
>>542916686
>>542916302bwo... your acceleration...
>>542916217is not even good, you are just coping because your oshi is in it
>>542916579the daily carats are free carats not locked to a platform, the 500 carats you get up front are paid carats.any carats from days that you didn't log in will go to your mailbox at the end of the 30 day period.
>>542916773So if I don't log in for 3 days there will be 150 in my mailbox?
>>542916774>should I spend 10k carats or $142 for +10 to all stats_NO
>>542916302no spurt?
i know i said it before but i'm probably done with CM, i'll just send 3 good enough umas and call it a day
>>542916812>he can't do bothyour multi-tasking skills anon...
>>542916290Torenas here said Biwa was ugly. Is this general gay?
>>542916579If you miss any you'll get them at the end of the month / 30 days after purchase.
So... what's the analogue of Straightaway Spurt to make end closers viable for Leo?
>>542916435
How do you build a full debuff NN?
>>542916974No, we just love bois here.
>>542915658first anni, which will be march next year give or take
>>542917091Let me youtube this for you.
>>542916989>>542916884I got the difference between paid and the daily ones are free, but say I bought the pack on steam, if I log in on my phone, will I still receive the daily free 50 because the purchase was from another platform?
>>542917051The same acceleration skills everyone else is using. Just like Taurus. End closers are naturally blessed, so their late race is just better than everyone else's.
>>542917051You can still have it and it might win you the race working as a pseudo Homestretch Haste, but is not your winning ticketYou want Redshift and Pump Iron as an End Closer
>>542917086CHAIRMAN NO-
>>542917091Run only cards with red skills. Click on only the buttons with exclamation points. Buy all red skills. Don't run races, because you need as many skill hints as possible
>>542917051+200 power
>>542917051Win the pump iron into red shift gambleOr just red shift and shoot for victory, but note there is a slight delay in final corner acceleration skills because the acceleration zone starts at the end of corner 3 into the start of corner 4
>>542917272>it might win you the race working as a pseudo Homestretch Hasteguy who STILL doesn't understand the difference between acceleration and velocity
>>542916060The pull calculator shows I should be able to pull on Riko, Kita, Bourbon and then Fine motion with 32k saved. I'll have to buy the paid selector for Oguri. Hopefully I can get a few of them before using all 200 pulls to give me a bit of breathing room and maybe some pulls for the all star banner. I'd love to be able to spark for Smart Falcon.
>>542916812I am only training for my TT races.Medium and Long CMs can suck me hard
>>542917051red shift is basically mandatorypump iron is a gaslight
>>542917272>>542917352>pump iron and red shiftNyo... I don't have haguzensky and don't want to spend my statues on ryan...
>>542917091cards with a lot of debuff skills. marvelous sunday sr, symboli rudolf r. and aoi for extra skill points. just do the bare minimum stat build to clear ura, run extra races for skill points. pump wit as much as you can.
are having fun /uma/?
>>542917448You said that for CM3 too but pump iron + spurt won me platinum.
>>542917247The 500 are paid carats and stay only useable on steam. The daily 50 are free carats and can be claimed and used like any other carats
>>542917464if you have taiki, shooting for victory is functionally identical
This event is a gold mine
Very important videoMOOD UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_WXTdBVIrQMOOD UPMust watch to improve your day
>>542917778Sweepy is really cute. I think I'm going to pull for her when she comes out
>>542913687I feel this way about sweepy, halo is 3lb and sweepy is 1lbI hate everything
You either have Sweep or you have Halo. Nobody is allowed to pull both. It's never happened.
>>542917419This calculator is way too generous, subtract 10k per 30 days to be sure
>>542913878Oh I'd come quickly, alright... if you know what I mean. >>542916728Yeah, can't even fit just one of her tits in my hand, maybe even two
>>542917813>BarbinFUCK YOU
Sweep Tosho now THAT is a sexy mare
>>542917702Danchou said that now CM3 is over we're not allowed to parent farm with sprinter/milers anymore, med/longs only.
>>542918040DELETE THIS PICTURE OF ME EATING HAYNOOOOW
>DotoYou are not pulling for the uma. You are not pulling for the personality. You are pulling for the boobs.
>>542917778Why doesn't she have the marking like the IRL one had?
Can she make it to the Leo A finals? I am so fucked regarding stamina cards... I hope she's ok enough
>>542917538Yes, I drew the lewd hag on my 2nd 10x pull. Also finally had enough star pieces to get a few 2-star umas to 3 stars, so I can finally do proper parent runs with them. It's going to be a comfy weekend of uma.
>>542913478I love Ryan
>>542918180Yes, and?
>12.5k carats as of today>Kitasan banner is end of December>all-uma banner is mid-FebruaryI desperately want more umas - they're why I play, after all - because my stable is tiny (pic related), but I'm stuck with 0lb Kitasan and 0lb Creek. Is there any feasible way (aside from paypigging) to have enough carats to spark both?
>>542918180
What are you talking about? Sexual thoughts about pure, innocent Sweepy are horrible.I would never suggest removing Sweepy's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples. Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow.The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she murmurs breathlessly, "You came so much inside of me, yadayada~", then her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again.You're all freaks. Sweepy's too pure for anyone to imagine her in such a terrible situation, and anyone who does is evil, evil, evil.
>>542918180>You are not pulling for the umaNot for gameplay, correct>You are not pulling for the personality. Incorrect>You are pulling for the boobsCorrect
>>542913754if you weren't a dekinai you'd be able to read that the katakana spell it out like that
>she casts this totally real spell>SOMETHING occurs to youWhat happens (other than an erection)?
>>542918180I'm not pulling for the uma. I'm pulling for the horse.
>>542917419>pull calculatorwhere can I find this?
>>542918180Okay, and?
>>542918315agreed
>>542918224Sorry bwo but you're not making A with that speed, power and no acceleration
i cri
>>542918180Based if true.
>>542918276The half anni event will let you get 2 kitasan blacks. One from the SSR free selector and one from the rainbow shard. If you can pull just 1 more from the kitasan rerun banner, level 45 is where she gets the specialty priority and becomes really good.
>>542917778It's a good time.
>>542918180I want to pull on her boobs so much
>>542918224RICE HOW CAN YOU ASSASSIN OTHERS IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE STAMINA FOR IT !!!!
>>542918180You are wrong on all of these
>>542918224that's plenty of stamina anon, but I'd worry about your power instead.... because right now I doubt she'd make it to B finals.
>oshifag for uma>does not release on global until 2027the wait is killing me bwos...
>>542918180I pull for qtpies. Simple as.
>>542918224you need AT LEAST 1100 stamina 2 golds goyim
>>542918315
>>542916615eeh I don't make parents for accel schedulet. lucked into plat anyway
Is my team gonna win or nah?
>>542913478Ryan appreciation
>>542918180I'm pulling to purposefully fail her career and spam races with her to see her cry.
>>542918180I'd love her even if she was flat, that's how precious she is
>>542918549That's a fat ass for such a tiny brat. Guess that's where all the non-veggies are going...
>>542918180Doto boobs...
>>542918224Stamina might be okay, and guts should be fine too. Everything else is too low though. Speed always needs to be maxed out, Wits below 400 won't activate skills reliably and Power should be at least 600 too.
>>542918634you might die or go homeless in these 2 yearslet that sink in
remember this, anons, no matter how hard you try a dogshit Seiun Sky with no aptitudes, no power, no wit and no Escape Artist can still ruin your day
Doto would totally become a janny
>>542918674Oguri eats her way to the top, calling it now. I won the (B kek) finals with Vodka, so she might steal that too
>>542918462>>542918623>>542918808I really don't know how to build her, sure I can put 4 speed cards and she needs them if I am lucky maybe I can get 1200 speed, but everything else falls short.I need to borrow kitasan so nothing else can be done.I put satono diamon LB1 and Super creek LB0 and honestly they are digshit at that level but they give skills I need for this CM, I have LB3 mayano but I dont think its worth it in this case.I use 18 sparks of stamina too so I really dont know what to do with power, power is always a problem with rice with my deck
>>542918513At the current rate, I should have over 40k carats by the time the Kitasan banner hits, so I'm sure I -could- spark it, but if I do, I gamble that the current carat rate stays the same so I can spark the all-uma banner. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>inb4 just pull kita on your first 10-pullthat would be great, but I've seen enough anons hit 160 pulls on a banner and get absolutely nothing.
>>542918674You've got PEAK and gamba, it can only look good for you, bwo.
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>>542918436Cute horse. Doto's design lives up to it.
>>542919003dude what's wrong with your pixels
>>542918930>>542918972Damn, Oguri was like at 5th at the last 300-200mIdk what the fuck happened after her triumph pulse
>>542919003The hag isn't even a hag? What the fuck is this?
>>542919003Maruzen's 3rd 17th birthday is so far away
They should really sing in the karoake recreation. It would be funny
>>542919095CAPAS IN PEAK
>>542918901she would get me in jail for grooming but then come to visit me every single week like a faithful wife
>>542918703Fixing my sloppa. How embarrassing.
>>542918180I like the actual horse.
>>542919003Marumaru...
Truly Marvellous...
>>542918950Kitasan rerun is still the best opportunity to upgrade your deck period. You're upgrading your SRs with the highest odds to get the best card. you could even get another Super Creek SSR instead. My only copy of Kitasan black came from the Super Creek banner and I wasn't playing the game before that
>>542919095It was her underdog story, all there is to it.
>>542919095The belly growls of a victor... congrats anon
>>542918180Her boobs are pretty based, but there's a different pair of top quality tits I'm saving up for because they belong to my wife.
>>542919095Triumphant Pulse is a bullshit unique that shouldn't fucking belong to Oguri Cap
>>542919264Cute boy
>>542919003Ma'am, you're 30 years old.
>>542919003
>>542919269HNNNNG SO CUTE
>>542918901She does it for free
>>542919269Doto is a cutie pie
>>542919287I would
who the fuck runs ryan as a sprinterwho the fuck runs non 3 star ryan
>>542918947I also have to borrow mlb kita and have 0lb Creek. So I'm in a similar situation. I would probably suffer and use 0lb Creek and 3lb Mayano. Keep borrowing kita, and do 9* speed, 9* power inheritance. If you can reach around 850, 900 stam + Maestro you should be alright. 4spd/2stam + 9* power inheritance should get you close to A rank power, and pacers desperately need power. Rice is really, really hard to build. 10% stamina/20% guts is bad growth. Good luck, fren
>>542918180a pair of honkers is a dime a dozen in this gamegood, faithful, adorable daughters are hard to come by amidst a sea of whores and hags
>>542919537>lost to person running Ryan>complainsanon i'm thinking this is cope
>>542919095Oguri is just built different, I should've used the free selector on her but I didn't know jack shit about the game back then...
>>542918446https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV9WcuhMrEYIts made by this guy and linked in the description with steps how to use it
>>542919664But he lost to Bakushin and Kingu
>>542919289you're 100% right, I'm definitely pulling on it, pic related is my deck and it's still pretty weak. I'll just need to decide whether or not to spark the banner, since as you said I just need one Kita to get 3lb, which would be good enough.
>>542919773No such thing as a bad Uma, only bad trainers, I only see a better trainer beating a worse one, all is as it should be, Ryan or not
>>542919792>Haru Urara Lvl 1>Matikanetannehauser Lvl 40for what purpose
>>542919792>air shakur
>>542919941>No such thing as a bad UmaThis is what people who pulled Taishin keep trying to tell themselves.
>>542919550thanks anon, I will try to follow this and see what happens, rice really needs a strong deck, cant wait for the kitasan rerun to MLB her and be free
>>542920157holy shit dude how did you know
>>542918180I am a lolicon. I'm pulling for Doto because he is literally the cutest horse.
Ramonu is ____
>>542920305He's beautiful what the fuck
>>542919264>>542919357You didn't see that one either
It can't be THAT bad, can it?
>>542918947My SC and KB are both 0LB so I'm borrowing KB for miles and SC for medium/long. Use 4 speed, 2 stamina and inherit as much power as possible.
>>542919727
>>542920457Use it then, if you're so sure.
>>542920457fuck man that was my first SSR, i was so happy but its so unbelievably dogshit its not even funny
Doto's hairy pussy..
>>542920421Right? Who the hell let this ojisan have such pretty eyelashes?
>>542920305>29 years olduh oh
>>542920601I'm waiting for the wit meta
>>542920315a Mejiro maker
>>542913478>more boy OPsnice!
>Rice Shower so cute!>D-D-D-D-Doto is so adorable!>Eishin Flash is my wife!FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES, WHO EVEN ARE THOSE, THIS IS WHAT REAL ART LOOKS LIKE
If you are pulling for Doto, you have to donate an equal amount to Doto's new stable fund. It's club policy.
>>542920879that's a man
>>542916792>>542916852is this better??? my skills suck so much ass though and no 301 guts
>>542920958>sees fat fucking tits>immediately thinks of menfaggot-kun...
>>542920879pre and post race paizuri
>>542920135Stop it, that's disrespectful to that Anon!
>>542915721modern GameFreak can barely make a SINGULAR world map look good, much less have it run well without making it one GIGANTIC singular model. how the fuck do they expect to make three of them work as an open world? lmao>>542915496considering how fucked some of the pokedex are in older games, I fully believe that this is real lmao
>daily ugly boy thread>implying we didn't already have a ugly boy thread todaycan't even keep track of your "oshi" sasuga
>>542920157Taishin won more Cancer Platinum titles than Summer Maru.
>>542920879I skipped Fuji and don't regret it.
>>542916904nah, it pays out any days you missed at the end, so you'll come back to nothing and get an extra 150 on the last day
>>542921012Mate I got some fat fucking tits myself.
Is it just me or does this calculator feel too optimistic?
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>542921171paizuri doko?
>>542919983I was just leveling up every card and thought SSR's = strong cards (was total newfag then, I don't remember what event gave me Mambo Guts). I've since leveled up Urara to 50 and use her occasionally
>>542921180Would you prefer it if it assumed you were going to skip half the events and daily logins?
>>542919773so what if you lose to Bakugo and Kirishima. I still believe in you, Deku
>>542920268for real. Cards like Vodka and Biko Pegasus don't even exist for me right now, because oh look! Time to rent mlb kita again! >t.started Uma Musume in the middle of kitasan banner and didn't know anything for two weeks after starting
Sell me on Bikini Spe since now I pulled her (I wanted the hag...)
>>542921105I was having lunch, opened the game to do my dailies and saw her tits, I was smitten, smitten I tell youStill haven't used her tho, had to use all my Garlands on Seiun Sky
>>542921364making this ikemen dress like a bunny girl is one of the best things
>>542919727>>542920572I love the way this artist draws Digi's eyes
Think for yourselfForm your own opinion
>>542921571She gets buffed eventually
>>542921571
>>542916804but TADA is a man
I think Opera is ugly and annoying. Can you guys give me a different aura farming wife?
>>542921374no, and I won't, I'm just skeptical the events will give me that many gibs. I ran the monthly numbers and it's about 9-10k/month, but that doesn't count event gibs
>>542921640I think I'll do as you say from now on, anon, thanks
>>542920879
>>542921640
Hopeful Status? I have 500 speed!
>>542921730but if they DO I'm going to be happier than a pig in shit. Screencap this
>>542921180>Why can't the calculator account for me going offline for two weeks out of four due to flash flooding until a NGO eventually saves me
>>542920879HEE HEE
>>542919095Cap as in plap
>>542921180It seemed like that to me until I looked up the event calculations. We will get a shitload of event carats, like 10k from half anni alone
>>542921686No offense, you're a giant bumbling faggot and you should kill yourself, that said, a lot of the older irl horse inspired Umas are very big on Aura Farming, try Oguri Cap or Symboli Rudolf
>>542921640Is this a must think opinion?
My dick lost inside Teio
I think umas shouldn't be possessive of their trainers
>>542921640Form for yourselfThink your own opinion
>>542921864Give her that destined #1 spot, stamina is an illusion.
My first 3* stamina at 377 careers. No groundwork on parent, but 2* each on grandparents. Bourbon has high affinity with Maru, so maybe worth it? I'm kind of already tired of parent grinding. My other alternative is 1* guts 1* groundwork but decent other white sparks with the same grandparents.
>>542922063It's over...
>>542921180As I've said in the other thread I'd subtract 10k per month to be safe
>>542921864have fun wasting a bunch of good speed trainings because you capped that shit in summer of senior year
>>542921640The last time I thought I ended up 30k Carats less with only 3 3* Umas to speak to my name so I will no longer think.
>>542921949Shamone
Apologize.
>>542921864>500 speed by Hopeful SteaksIs this the fabled Daiwa Rocket?
>>542922240For? Loving a cute boy?
>>542922240Taishin, I will not apologise for thrusting it all the way in even when you said it would be too big. Be a good girl.
>>542922110Fortune favors the bold
>>542919095.45 velocity is no joke
>>542922240Sorry you got blocked and lost another CM again
How do you get good skills on pace chasers for medium tracks? I'm stuck going 3 speed, borrowing creek, using another stamina card probably which leaves me with almost no room to add ramp up, playtime's over, slipstream medium corners etcDo you just need godlike parents?
>>542922039I think trainers should think more about their trainee's feelings
>>542922240I love Taishin, I just wish she didn't get blocked every single time, in both Gemini and Cancer I ended up getting 1st but she didn't do much other than look cute (which I'll admit, was enough)
>>542922240Taishin, I am sorry for cuming inside your ass
>>542922421use Fine as well for Speed Star
No... This was already locked in as a casual run...
>>542922439Taishin is NOT built for anal.
how do I apologize to Chiyono after shocking her for moving outside of her playpen during one of my umastreams
>>542922240she's the one who needs to apologize
>>542922421>No room to add medium corners etcwhat
>>542922240>Taishin 31What about the other 30?
>>542922240Sorry your biggest fan is such an insufferable autist.
>>542922463In this picture Tachyon looks like one of those kiddos who would just stand at the end of a hallway in dark just staring at you.
>>542922639This card is dog trash bro
>>542922576proof?
I hate the Brian card because it gives everyone Lone Wolf and now it will never proc again in any CM.
>>542922576That's what her stats say about Mile racing, but yeah.
>>542922701Yeah but your post gave immense poorfag energy so you should run that card
>>542922421If you're doing Team Trials, literally just get an alright unique and general speed skills, if it's for CMs, you either use an Uma with in-built good Pace stuff or you pick something else.Unless you have pretty good Supports, building insane Pace Chasers is kinda ass
>>542922635boy sex boy sex
>>542922240I forgive you for not activating Encroaching Shadow and losing cancer platinum
>>542922825Hmmm nyo I'll run sweep tosho and king halo instead
How the FUCK are you guys getting 1M+ in a single run? I'm pushing Oguri for all she's worth and I can still only get 750k tops of I'm lucky.
>>542922949Awful mood all-distances maruzensky front runner
>>542922949just ignore skin troubles and mood
>>542922907Keep complaining about no medium/pace skills then
>>542922593talking a REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL long walk with her
>>542922323>>542922439>>542922594>>542922640Based
>>542914579why do you guys hate Next Frontier that much?
what ace horse should i consider if my stamina card situation is dire? i have a 0lb Creek and the only other stamina cards i have above 0lb are a 2lb story McQueen and a 2lb Zenno Rob Roy.
>>542922907just use the tachyon SR, its basically there for exactly that use case
>>542922949Oguri gets brocked too often. Use a front runner
>>542922240I don't even own you.
Why is sweep tosho like this?
>>542923182>36 races undefeated
>>542923182I don't have that many long parents...
>You know, umasimodo predicted all this
>>542922478Baby making mating with Creek
grass wonder
>>542923423SEX SEX SEX
>>542923306I fucking hate you
So this is how my paypiggy arc starts...I got wallet ragebaited by a hag in a swimsuitIt better not go all at once, I still have a German uma I want to pull for
>>542923451He died for your sins specifically
>>542923451slop
>>542923423ikuno......................dictus
wtf is this bitch on about
>>542923423This kind of threesomes are the best
>>542923529thanks for funding the servers
>>542923423An uma named Soccer BOY can't have such huge tits! That's illegal!
>>542923529Thanks you for keeping the game alive, so F2P warriors like me can keep on playing
>>542923580Do pretty people actually have this kind of conflicts?
>>542918525sex
I really want to pull for Dober for impregnation mating press but i really hate Late Surgers and Pacers
>>542923580https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVc-IaHbhEU
>>542923806It's not illegal because her name is Dick Striker
>>542923529Those reset every 6 months just so ya know
>>542923490
>>542921686It is gonna be a while though
>>542922949build a fandeck and use a front runner.
>>542923306boobs too big!!!! i hate it!!!!!!!
>>542923903That's even worse!
>>542923182>>542923961>THIRTY SIX? BUT LAST YEAR I WON THIRTY SEVEN
>>542923910such a needy whore
>>542923792>>542923821I'm actually livid right now because right after I bought two 7500 packs, I pulled a Summer Maru with a single pull my free carats (~2k from reading stories this morning)It's like they fucking knew, I am so pissedI'm really tempted to refund, but I rightfully lost the credit card game with Cygames
>>542923910Dense trainers deserve this
Taishin era is over.
>>542924078HE HATES IT
>>542924240what the fuck
>>542924321I will never goon Goldship like a I goon Taishin
>>542922240I am very very sorry for hugging and squeezing you and planting a million kisses on the top of your cute little head
>>542923961I'm running a fan deck best as I can, but I don't have the sparks necessary to do Arima with Suzuka, couldn't even consistently break 650k with her.
>gaslight umalator claims my uma with worse stats and worse skills wins by 4L because of medium S and redshiftnot sure how accurate it is but damn
>>542924321I have not made a single Golshi after Golshi week
>>542924405it's not sunday you cant do this
>perfect parent run>3* URA finale>1 staminaGood enough for a grandparent, right?
>>542924520late race is basically all that matters
>>542924338THE FUCKING FRENCH
>>542924129The only cute Frenchie in the whole wide world.
>>542924520doesn't take into account the fact your shit can just get blocked and there's nothing you can do about it, for anything that isn't Front Runners I'd take it as nothing but the best case scenario
>>542924539Dober, my cute gal wanna be wife
I have been farming for like 2 days for Leo cup and I already feel miserable, anything above 2000m feels miserable to grind with the stamina cards I have jeez
>>542923792Looks comfy.
>>542924486show me your fandeck. I recently walked my friend through a run. If you'd like I dan compose you a deck and walk you through a fanrun step by step.
>>542924304There you go bro, you need this more than I do https://gametora.com/umamusume/gacha-simulator
>>542924761nice ass
>>542924761Nothing to say but sex
>>542924570
End Closer Mayano is so fucking bad. I tried her in like 10 room matches and she didn't activate her unique even once
>>542924730she looks like Teio but whiter
>>542924973just one time i want it to be the original hi mailman
>>542918180why pull for Doto when I already have Creek?
Still undefeated.
>>542924580Does it have other stuff? 3* URA final is pretty strong
Do I want Swinging Maestro + Restless on Summer Maru or Restless + Triple 7. Both of these will have about 900 Stam.
>>542923961max I can get is 96% fan deck, at what point do you stop training and just race? I've been hitting 600/300 and then start racing nonstop, but i lose a bunch of races and get 600k~ fans
>>542922349She ended up just kind of meh in the end. I didn't bring an ace deck because I was just trying to get the Triple Tiara mission for the event.However! 3* Speed 3* Long. (With 6* Medium parents but let's ignore that)
>>542924539She wouldn't drink this.
>>542925051Imagine the desperation of trying to fight against someone ten times stronger than you
Cheval is a cute boy.Opera and Ryan are ugly boys.Know the difference. It could save your life.
If danchud kicks people this late into the month, will that fuck over the club rank going into november?
>>542925035You gotta be top 3 on a final corner while blocked for 2 seconds, of course its dogshit on an End Closer, in Gemini you wanted Mayano to have another potential trigger of Straightaway Spurt that could steal a win in case Golshi fucked it up
bros if i run smaru that means i need to ruin a 2nd front runner right (seiun?).. but that means i only run 1 debuffer.. am i going to just lose to 2 teams with 2x debuffers
>>542924240Is this after going for another one of those forward bend records?
>>542924816Picrel plus a 20 fan bonus borrow is the best I can do while keeping enough speed to consistently win. (I could get a slightly higher bonus swapping Sweep for someone but unless I run speed sparks I'll just job).
>>542925424she took it from you
anybody who pulled on the support banner want to share their friend code?
Maru-san is not a hag she is a hip, young and spry umamusume.
>>542925623Yeah, its rock paper scissors
>>542925650BITCH THAT'S MINE!! GO MARE SOMEWHERE ELSE
Angry Espoir City brings me so much joy. I don't know if I can wait three years.
>>542925778that's the paizuri position
>>542925819what if i just make seiun a debuffer, to make sure smaru has another front and i have double debuffs
>>542925808what is happening in there
>>542925759This was originally posted in 1998 on a newsgroup.
Are you going to pull for her? Or are you going to honor her with your booing?
ya'll startin to piss me off again
>>542925834does she actually has a gaki voice?
>>542923020What are you making me do... She's about to break down in tears...
>>542926046Anything I can do to help cheer you up?
>>542925898If you can secure groundwork for seiun then maybe. Because of overtaking mechanics you want them both on groundwork, otherwise SMaru can get stuck on her normal speed.
my autistic wife
>>542926046Y
i donti want you instead, jordan
Anyone have that soundpost of Nice Nature and Ryan Gosling?
>>542922240Taishin for every CM
>>542926180so i'd need groundwork + 3 greens + some debuffs, i'm guessing similar to last cm with high power & wit
>>542926282and I'm really going to (italics) rape (end italics) you Rudolf
>>542926386What has Jordan ever done? No one talks about her...
>>542926009fuck no
>>542926074More tsundere delinquent.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoyzJTcIrbM
>>542926481we talk about her all the time at the old oji-san bar
ButtSweat is recruiting! Casual /uma/ club, just try to actually play the game occasionally (7 day kick, end of the month if you totally flatline on Chronogenesis).We talk in the in-game chat, when the censor deems us worthy. That's about as notable an activity as we have. But it's something!
>>542926481son of Jungle Pocket
>>542926481Constantly having fights with Gold Ship.
>>542926481https://www.jbis.jp/horse/0000991898/ won the Hopeless stakes. That's enough of an accomplishment already.
FINALLY MY FIRST 3* STAM SPARK
danchou, my work for today is done
>>542926783>strategy red sparkactual glue, you should throw it away
>>542926943You have to do this 3 times.
>>542926536her voice is deeper than I thought yet that "baka" is really cute
>>542926943>LunaBASED
>>542925646Do you have any good parents? They do help.>>542925384Me? I do the first g2 before asahi then asahi then the black then the upcoming g2, satsuki sho rest nh1 mile then thenother g1s. You gotta make sure you the G2s and the G1s. They're important.
>>542924818Back from my incel rage. I'm just going to pretend that I gave away 2 weeks of groceries to a homeless guy>gacha-simulatorI'm a lucklet, that thing wouldn't help me. Plus, then all the minuscule luck I had left would be mined into that simulator instead of the real thing
>>542924304Might I suggest spending your free jewels before paying?
Who was in the wrong here?
>>542927098just think of it as carats for the next banner you want to pull on
>>542926481>anon doesn't know the secret ojii-sans meet pointyou are still too young
>>542922240https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5E6GScL4UjQ
>>542927216Doto was acting in self-defense
>>542927023Hey, can you call your friend Contrail to join the party as well?
My SMaru with 750 STA + gold + 777 died to a trickless rushed with only one debuffer in the race. The 900 STA threshold might be real
>>542927216Doto was right and her boobs confirmed it
>>542925646>Forgot pic>Didn't even noticeI might be retarded.
>>542926943Good news anon, we're upping the fan quota
>>542927031purge the leeches and I'll think about it
Death to gyarukind.
>>542927372Get 2 golds bro, 777 is a meme.
>>542926702Family! Yay!
>>542924520A lot of stats don't matter until the end. Early game power dif for positioning then late final stretch for speed and power>>542924768there's nothing anyone can do about being blocked. Gate luck is another RNG same as anything
>>542927661I had 5 hints for it, and also I thought one gold + 777 would be enough. It's a bummer because it was my only SMaru with redshift. Welp, at least I have time
>>542927559What the hell did Jordan even do?
When is she going to be released?I need her in my life
>>542927953Exist.
>>542923315we need to import more sopranosposting into /uma/
>>542927774All jobbers except for Almond and Orfevre
>>542928109Reminds me of that picture with the likes/hates where in the hate section was something like "sunshine" and randomly "my dad"
>>542927431Oh, I see. Anon, Is this for Oguri or a frontrunner? If you do a frontrunner you can get away with just borrow kitasan and running sweepy or the other spd card whichever has more fan bonus. If you got a good fanbonus stamina card I'd use thst over 2 wit.
>>542923315The existence of Umastradamus is one step closer to the existence of Umatler
>>542925281The cheaper package
>>542928073Five days
>>542926589>>542927260DON'T DISCRIMINATE...!!you're not allowed to pass until you invite me along
>>542928073Next week you fucking retard
>>542927332can you also tell her to leave some room for Just A Way too?
>>542925808shes cuming so hard im jealous
>>542927096I've been doing even the G3s during summer since it would take the entirety of it to fix skin/mood for training to be worth, so I've trying to get 600 spd before the satsuki. I improved the deck a little (107%) but now i only have one spd card instead of 3
>>542925623>DebufferPathetic.You run Golshi or a gambler so you have 3 chances to win.
>>542928351someone break her leg pls
>>542928329>>542928359So her banner should end right before monthly reset?Fuck
>>542926664I vouch for buttsweat! It's a very cool club. Just remain active and if you have questions about the game usually people are happy to answer. I highly recommend not missing out on this opportunity
>>542928456and what happens when your golshi gets hit by enough debuffs she doesn't even finish the racepic related it's the deck i'm going to run while borrowing satano
>>542928456nta but I'll run Golshi with 2 Hybrids so everyone's fucked
>>542928116>t. EoP globalkek
>>542928242it's a classic
>>542928483She's the last character of October.
>>542928697https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA-4B2d4L18>2014Man, it has already been over a decade.
>>542928438Use the summers for training. Fill in the stats you need. Do not bother with those G3's. However do the G2 at the end of Summer
Satono was an umassad agent they don't wa
>>542927312Doto rape
>>542928697I thought it seemed so familiar, forgot it was this one. "megga ass-faggot" still being an absolute banger and to end it all with just "football".
>>542928438As for speed cards. Who are you running? If it's a front like Maru or Suzuka you can get away with just 2 one being kitasan and the other being like sweepy or some other big fan bonus spd card
>>542928915Sorry, I can't hear you over me having a happy relationship with Satono Crown.
>>542928647You aren't stam killing an uma that can get 1k stamina running 2 stam cards.I have only lossed 2 races in 3 CMs because of debuffers and those were only when aces about 60-80 under the recommended stamina stat also rushed.
Finally 3 starred everything...Now only if I could mlb my SRs....
>>542929225don't worry, i'll only be running stam debuffs before the final.. for the final i will be running speed debuffs
>>542928915anon, pls finish your sentenceanon...?
>>542929440He can't, he already hit submit
>>542929356mejiro ryan in her single aunt outfit is so pretty...
>>542929126suzuka, i'm borrowing the sweep card now that I noticed she has nearly 50% friendship bonus
>>542928369Just A Way is another one of Gold Ship's friends, right?
>>542929440They got him.
Awful mood, no debuffers, recoveries all worked and both these Umas lived. Seems like this is around the amount of Stamina you need
>>542929695Implied room mate in the game.
I'M NOT A FUCKING CHUD.
>>542927790No shit nigger, I wasn't saying otherwise, was I?
>it's another junior year with nobody on speed So fucking tired of this shit.
>retention line is at 496k
chud week...
>>542929686The energy events and happyness ones help you more than the friendship bonus. Kitasan is super beneficial. I'm not too familiar with that sweepy but make sure she doesnt have any energy drain events otherwise you're fucked.
why do i get lower stamina when using mlb seiun vs mlb satono?seiun seems so much better for stat pushing on paper
>>542929686mlb sweep is not worth borrowing over mlb kita
>>542929708>no debuffers
>>542929883Ok Spechud
>>542929932Shit shot up a shit ton for no reason suddenly, might be fucked if I don't encounter another shitter
>>542929883If you're not a chud, then give me your eldest daughter's hand in marriage.
>>542929708If you want to account for debuffers try running in heavy ground and snow/rain weather.
>>542930021I can't exactly bring my own debuffer to test it out on my team.
>>542929126>that makeup>that smug facefor me, makeup generally provides no cosmetic upsides and hinders true beauty, but Transcend, who's already pretty without it and still...
This is just a fan farming run why are you giving me all this predebut
>>542930043Bro... you're the shitter
Is Umapyoi the only song Happy Meek can sing?
>>542930146Don't fall for it, there will be no rainbows over the summer, Shiraoki-sama told me to tell you
>>542930169that's why I said ANOTHER shitter
>>542930113I'll try that, it might fuck up my Groundwork but I dont think that matters for Stamina
>>542929704the thread has been compromised I don't have much time. They've been banging on my door for a while now, I can see them from the peephole.Tracen is a fr
CM4GODSdo i need smaru unique on seiun ace?
>>542930341yes
What's all this about anons disappearing suddenly? The only thing I know is th
>>542930341smaru unique is absolute dogshit when inherited, just get something else
>>542930341No, you need a speed unique. Try McQueen's.
>>542930298Yeah fr fr
>>542930142>doesn't know the real face of a woman without make-upMost look like fucking leafy or pirate software without makeup broThe no cosmetic gang only applies to fiction
>>542930341You need Redshift that's for sure. Angling isn't enough against a combination of SFW/Redshift/Pumpiron
Thanks Oguri Cap (as in Peak)
It's so polite of the people kidnapping anons to let them type the captcha before dragging them away.
My Leo Spechud has Red shift and Triumphant pulse but Triumphant pulse feels kinda weak on her. What else could she use?
>>542930142Spoke to a femoid and she basically mentioned that women have tech such as "no makeup" which looks as if they don't have any. Truly foul.>>542930459>The no cosmetic gang only applies to fictionTrue
>>542930567It's important to prove that they're not bots
>>542930578Emperor's divine might
>>542930578Shooting for Victory
>>542929974>>542929990I'm the most fervorous hater of Kitasan guts, ill only use her card if I need prof. curvature for some reason, and it'l be my 0lb copy of her. I'd rather borrow mlb twin turbo
>>542930281>>542930113Groundwork didn't work for either but they still both lived in Heavy Rain. I think they might be able to beat 2 Natures with Great mood
I'm not a chud...
How's Teio Step as inherit for end closers?
>>542930521shuki
>>542930567Yeah, and then to submit the post tooVery kind behavior
>>542930507do i need redshift on smaru too?fuck i cant inherit it..
>>542930341You should get it, it's basically the only good unique to inherit on her on CM4.>>542930435It's a speed unique and Mcqueen procs during accel on Hanshin 2200 and does nothing.>>542930507Red Shift is worth like 0.1L on umalator because it procs quite delayed on this course and full power Seiun unique is so strong it carries accel solo. If you don't hit angling you lost anyway so not much point trying to proc red shift from 2-5.
>>542930578What position? Pretty much everyone not front wants shooting for victory also. Maybe Pump some iron
>>542930341It's just straightaway adept or single circle specific straightaway. It procs exactly at halfway I suppose, but it's whatever. It's not an accel.
>>542930771>>542930674Just more accel? Okay I'll get shooting
>>542930737One of your grandparents needs to be Maruzensky herself yeah
>>542930676>0LB Kita owner>Seethe post regarding her
How come she's a chud when she's my wife?Spe-wife.
>>542930737you don't need it, but it is ideal.
>>542930298my wife is a beautiful woman, not a boydelete your picture at once
Why is the Sweep SSR worse than the SR one. Why would they do that.
>>542930871She's colorist (racist) and dumb ie chud
>>542930881>1759120101894396.gif I made this.
>>542930934SSR has an aesthetic buff, you're asking for too much from a single SSR
Do uniques help with Tail Held High?
>>542930934She's a brat
>>542930934Just Cygames things.Buckle up because they make just more baffling decisions later.
>>542930898>mature OL typesmore pls how many do we get
>>542931083Yes
>>542930934Outside of SR being always better than R is SSR always better than SR if the same type of card?
>>542930934games are designed with all elements being equal but different. its the players who find out what Better and Best is. games aren't designed to be 'solvable' but the players end up solving them.
>>542930702First you'd have to find a way for it to activate, we don't even know how it is on Teio herself.
>>542931097Daring Heart, I guess, but she's not even playable on JP yet.
>>542930752>umalatorI made a SMaru with Angling+Redshift, is the only Smaru who actually accelerates enough to overtake another angling-only front at the final corner resulting in activating her own Angling. Sadly I failed the STA check so she gets 2nd at best. But now I'm convinced my ace SMaru won't leave home without both skills.
>>542930676Bro, trust me. You want her for the events. Even if you hate her this is solely just to ensure you get more consistent results. She has a bunch of mood ups which will basically help when you are skin condition.
Made a new parent and I'm getting skills like crazy but I can't stand not getting S, can I replace redshift for LITERALLY anything else? for brian
>>542930898but she looks so dapper there, you sure? you wife is one of the most beautiful men I've ever seen
>>542931182Coffee...is good for you?
>>542931221Great, but we're talking about Seiun Sky who has 0.4 accel built in. Obviously on smaru you need to combine multiple 0.2 accels.
>>542931182>tumblr cafe
>>542931182milk coffee
>>542931261Shooting for Victory?
>>542931221Inherited angling is nerfed by 50% anon, that's why you need red shift to make up for it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7h7bNARz1b0Love this retard
>>542929975Dia has a lot of stamina from initial stamina and events. Between them all she has a potential 87 stamina from events. Seiun only has 15 in events and 0 initial stamina.Seiun's stamina training is better but Dia also has better cross training, so with Dia you might be pumping your other stats better and then have more room to pump stam.
>>542931221>overtaking a front runner who got the rod with an accel that activates laterthere's actually no way without some other fuckery happening
>>542896215No, fuck YOU bloody bitch
>>542930934>Why is 4 year old version of the game doing experimental hit or miss shit?At least you aren't a Japanese salaryman spending a gorillion yen on a downgrade with a gold that does nothing
>>542929423I think triple dominator is kinda ass
>>542931606How does she poop in that?
>>542930867>has 100SP, but she's only on spd when the other spd cards are lurking somewhere else>her 15%TE is only meaningful when she's somewhere else, which is usually on fucking gutsalone her card has not that much value
>>542931451Same https://youtu.be/s-Yiq4K21IE?si=vc7MvqtPhQ9Pbs4p&t=25
>>542931447Does it work the same-ish? Like can it proc past final corner
>3 weeks for riko/riceDoes "half" anni at least give 10k+?
>>542931686I love my wife she's so groovy
Tracen academy is for normal umas
>>542931726Banner lasts for like 10 days as well so you're fine I'm 90% sure
This is a safe retention score, right? There's no way the demotion line can reach me all the way up here is there?
>>542931762What did Special Needs mean by this?
>>542926009bro she was my pick when I started
>>542931881it's expected to reach 500k
>>542930643It's just a matter of quantityDon't use too much flashy make-up, mascara etc, only use enough to cover the imperfections as long as the color of the product matches your skin color, shit like thatThe only people irl who "like women without make-up" are the kind of men who can't get an attractive girl so they settle with an ugly one who won't put make-up at all because why botherFunnily enough, even those girls will reject a fag who says that >>542931097>pale titsIf only she didn't look like a Nnoitra from Bleach
How do my prepare my precious daughter for Leo?
The experiment anon, remember
>>542931881Why in the fuck is it going up so fast now? I swear 475-480k was the norm for a while and now it's shooting up to 500k
>>542931701>Doesn't understand the effect specialty priority has on appearance rate + attribute preferencfe>Ignores 2 mood up events on her chain or practice perfect>Ignores power bonus>Ignores high starting friendship>Underestimates TE >But certainly remembers bad luck streaks he had months agorofl keep jobbing
>>542932096>that picHoly fuck
>>542931182i cant beleive im moaning at this image as though orgasming
>>542930934She's good for end closers
>>542932076This is horrifying and I did not want to see it
do i really need to take 2 gold recoveries on s maru with 800 stamina..?
>>542931606That flatness turns me into a beast
>>542932445I would, you wanna lose 20% of your races because she didn't ult?
>>542932445Front's minimum stam requirement is around 800, check with stamcalc and simulator
>>542931606Suzuka is such a beauty
bros... I kinda want to fuck kitasan...
Broke my streak
>there are gays in here who would choose Kitasan over Dia
>>542932605>>542932604is 777 needed for any reason or im good with swinging + restless?
>>542932827I like both, but one is obviously superior
>>542932798>ponytail neicha with uncovered earsShe's 100% showing her how the trainer fucks her.
After getting Taiki from the 3* ticket, it feels really good having a meta inherit skill without having to borrow
>>542932798why is Neicha showing our private videos to Maya
Me, my wife, and our whole future ahead of us.
>>542932798You weren't supposed to show those dickpicks to anyone I told you I'm embarrased by the shape and blue head
Kneel.
>>542933078Nigger what the fuck please get that checked out
>>542932948another bokumanko I need to get
>>542932840For sprint/mile races as the second heal.
>>542933142That's something even stronger than a bokumanko; an oremanko. Do you think you are up for the task?
>Tired? What are you talking about Raiden, you must obtain Platinum in Leo Cup next, this is what you wanted right? To be competitive? Chop chop, you need to farm those parents if you don't want to lag behind...
>>542932798what they saw
>>542932798NATIE SHOWING MAYA PORN IS SO FUCKING SEXY
>>542932096I tested the training formula days ago, TE is really good when no friendship training is ocurring, and it pales in comparission to friendship bonus/mood effect when friendship training do occurs. the cards I select instead of kitasan still have decent TE/SP while also having really good friendship bonus, with the SSR sweep being the exception with 0 TE
>>542933291hmmm... nyo
>>542933291I will just hit "auto"
>>542933291When did japs stop caring about CMs?
>>542933272I will try but I don't know if I can deal with Pokke's strong libido
>>542932798Guys what if this is actually Maya showing Natie her phone and accidentally leaked a sex tape, and Maya passed out because now she has to share to buy Natie's silence
The STAM gaslight is real. You may honestly even need 3 gold recoveries. what the fuck
Is there a tier list or doc somewhere that lists which umas are meta/commonly used in JP server?
>>542933578>You may honestly even need 3 gold recoveries. what the fuck????????????Bro what are you using to warrant this
>>542933291Colonel wouldn't use Raiden like that broHe'd threaten him to win Leo or his wife diesAnd tell him he made his wife into an Uma that she has to train, and whatever bad happens to her in game happens for real, so if she loses Leo cup she dies, and while he's into it he creates another civil war
Who do I upgrade next for my TT team?Everyone who's under 1000 speed, plus Bakushin?
>>542933712He's being optimistic, you might need 4 recoveriesOr 3 and 4 whites
im running seven recoveries on all my aces
>>542933935thirding this, BofA is required on cm4
>>542933712you need 1200 stam and 3 golds didn't you know
>>542933707>that weakass shakeShe needs a bigger cock bro. I can help
>>542932024I was debating the same thing.It kinda felt right to do Late with Pump+Red Shift to see how much of a slingshot accel you can get, with stacks of super late speed skills, but I'm not sure how great that is. But it feels like the best use of Flowery.
>>542933935>4 recoveriesyeah maybe if you hit 1300 stam...otherwise it's 5 like what i'm running on end closers
>u=ma2>bofa>swinging maestro>gourmand>race planner>pure heart inherit>and maru's ultyou need at least this to compete
If Aoharu drops before CM4 finals you might actually need 1300 stam and 4 golds
Bofa
>>542934149bro, your super duper stoked?
>>542927216>see bad opera o ningen>make him paysimple as
>>542933935Tomorrow you guys will say I need 5 recoveries...
>>542933935That might be enough on sprint tracks, but what if I'm training her for mile?
>>542933357>Friendship is good if rainbow (despite complaining about the card that has the highest spe priority)>TE good but bad compared to rainbow/mood (despite them stacking)>"I tested™"Anything else?
>>542934276You need 6 recoveries ackshully
she dindu nuffin
>>542934138Fortunately I'm running Front Runers so I need less stam
SAVE ME RIKO
So, am I right in assuming that no one likes her?
>>542934369I doubt there is a 6km racecourse
>>542934369For your debuffers, yeah. For your ace you need 7-8 to be safe.
>>542934149You fucking lying piece of shit at least give alternatives like>iron will>unruffled>>542934319Just use double guts spark parents with ◎ affinity bro
>>542933291I'm at 26 TP I'll be back in a minute
Fat Wonder LMAO
I'm tired of needing to gaslight people to win
>>542934493I liked her and TeioThen I trained themThen I liked them moreThen they fucking sucked dick and became useless even compared to badly trained umasFuck herAnd Teio
the value of your account is determined based on whether you have all cm and event titles or notif you do, your account has infinite valueif you dont, your account is worthlessdo what you must with this information.
>>542934597yes danchou this one right here the one who doesn't know how to do a carats TP refill
>>542934527Holy shit...
>>542933712GourmandSwinging MaestroBreath of Fresh AirLost to Oguri Cap (As in Peak) as a pacer
>>542934341What the FUCK is her problem?
>>542934493I watched episode one of Road to the Top with my autistic friend that doesn't play and he liked her.
>>542934820She's in heatI can fix that
Are the affinities on SMaru the same as regular Maru? I am asking since she hasn't been added to the Gametora calculator yet
>>542934820what is the appeal of this?
>>542909773Bro, that is Rice Shower's voice...
>>542934730I am danchou>>542934697What if I gave cygames about 200 dollars, only have gemini gold and cancer silver, and am missing the first event title
>>542933898That's not too bad honestly. I was retaining C6 with a B sprint Groovy. I don't even have aces in multiple running styles either. Getting the Bs to As then As to A+s is easy due to CM, likely why the retention line keeps climbing.
new goal1200stamonly heal skillswhich is the better uma for this, super creek or takyon
>>542934873They're always the same for each character regardless of form
>>542934940>but what if-worthlessyou either have all the collectible cosmetics that will never come back or not
>>542934873You mean for distances and surface or breeding? I'm pretty sure it's yes either way, only her unique changes.
>>542934820
>>542934892you are the one that posted that gay webm aren’t you
>>542934858Dia, why are you looking at me like that?
>>542935009Fantasy Grass or bustThe other two can work as debuffers but you'll still need another 3 heals or 4 heals and 3k total stam+guts+wit
>>542934873>By the way, if a character has multiple versions, it doesn't matter which one you're using, they all provide the same compatibility. So if you have Tokai Teio from the anime collab gacha banner, just select "Tokai Teio" from the character list, they're interchangeable.The compatability tool only shows base versions.
>>542933784gyaddamn... thats mean
>>542934697>your account has infinite value
So if I want to run late/end runners I need BoFA + Maestro b/c none of the other clues will work right? Pacers don't get accel and lates don't get recoveries. It is always something.
>>542935191i didnt get healgrass tho
>>542934820Sweaty stained white panties...
If you don't have two gold recoveries by 1st summer, run's tanked
>>542935313*grabs ur ass*what now huh
>>542935216For some reason I never scrolled down on that page...
>>542935191>heal grass has 3 gold recoveries and 15% stam growthWtf I can finally survive cm4
>>542935387>Pacers don't get accel bro? your Redshift/SFV?
>>542933592https://gamewith.jp/uma-musume/article/show/258347
>>542935449My runs are ALWAYS tanked now. I haven't had a decent run since before Taurus.
Everyone! Danchou has confessed to me!
>>542935563This doesn't really work though because they still have normal weight, an uma could not pin you down unless with a judo hold.
am i gonna make it? i have 8 tickets
>>542935769Spechan next roll
>>542935708Glad that's not me, or else it would be incest
>>542935885is this what tail held high looks like
>>542935746They have horsepower bwo, you see Dia and Kita pulling a truck out of a ditch
>>542935474Not like it matters reading all that. Double circle can still give subpar inspos.
>>542933291I am! I need to make turf parents, and then medium parents for my hybrid, and then turf parents and medium parents for my pace chaser ace, and then turf parents and medium parents for my front runner maruzensky, and then turf parents and medium parents in case I need a debuffing specialist because hybrids are too weak and then turf parents and medium parents in case debuffers don't work and I need a third late gamba ace and and
>>542935708Congrats on your marriage!
>>542935769I got mine with 1 daily + 5 tickets, you can do it bwo
When are we getting the cool umas?
>>542935805
>>542935516I-I still don't know what SFV means.. I am missing a lot of horses still..
>>542936161>>542936080
What's the point of building aces if cyjews will just release riko/rice aoharu in the middle of the cup
>>542934356they stack but theTE is often much less significant when compared to what friendship bonus amounts in a friendship training. the training that lead me to test the formula had TE amounting to 1.20 and the friendship bonus correction to 3.6 if I remember correctly
*rapes you*
This shit is so ass, grinding groundwork is absolute dogshit gameplay
>>542929695more like golshi's only actual friend still alive
>>542935708So that's how you got that officer title huh.
>take a break from parent runsThank you Shiraoki
>>542936161
>>542936271when no rainbow friendship training occurs the friendship bonus correction is 1.0, no TE too amounts to 1.0
>>542936373Yeah, it is. Ready for a flatline?
>>542936324why are people grinding groundwork when vbourbon comes with it?
>>542935997I don't think you understand basic physics, bwo, your strength is meaningless if you don't have a fulcrum.
>>542936161street fighter 5
>>542932948sex with boys
>>542936161Street Fighter V, obviouslyI was actually wondering the same thing and I literally have Taiki
>>542936483>>542936201I used my pick ticket on Taiki Shuttle and I didn't even know the name of her innate. I should be the one taken to the farm and glued in place of my trainees.
>>542932080upped rewards got people to rework their floating teams and less seals deflating the score especially i f you didn't already push your score to the upper A ranks to get to club wit maxers
>>542936558
>Sleep Deprived>Train x2>Sleep Deprived + Night Owl>Night Owl>Infirmary Failure>Infirmary Failure>Train>Night Owl>Infirmary SuccessEvery fucking career she pulls this shit. Is the moss tank a euphism for drugs or something? I haven't even reached Hopeless Stakes and the run is basically dead already.
>>542936567They are literally blessed by magic bwo, they don't follow the laws of physics
>>542936567If you have enough strength to lift a truck you could surely push someone down and hold them down by extending your arms?
>>542936567>applying IRL logiclol
Rainbows doko?
Post that one image, you know which one.
>>542936972
>>542936802I'm in low A hell where every uma is a CM uma
>>542937018AIIIIIEEEEE RUN IT'S THE STALKER
Skill points are really tight on summer maru, restless + maestro already eats into half your budget and then you've still gotta buy 3 greens and groundwork, leaving just enough left for a single mid-race skill if you're lucky. Fronts really are a whale style
>>542936832So tilted I forgot the fucking image. Back to wasting my last borrow on this failed parent run.
>>542937157what was the purpose of this cutwhat was happening between her legs while she was talking about oguri cap as in peak
Jesus where's the fuck is my power
>>542937163gotta run races on bad training days
>>542937117kinooooooo
>>542937462>no Sit's okay
>>542937421>uma sampocan't wait for that mechanic
>>542937462You really need power sparks for good builds this cm and in general moving forward
>>542937163Aoi gives extra skill points. Also, you'll have to sacrifice stats to run extra races I'm guessing.
>cafe gets posted>its gooner trash>no argumentwhoa
>>542936802Where do the witmaxxers start?
I don't want to spend daily borrows on my debuff naturesurely it is unnecessary right?
>>542937552aren't stam sparks better for Leo? or are our 7 recoveries sufficient
>>542937706They're thru the whole leaderboard since they tell everyone to just go 3 speed 3 wit to get A+ umas to start. But they usually floating at the top because their team score is so high but their umas stink so you can pound them and get like 500K+ easy. I personally haven't the most trouble in A rank because it's a lot of people who just put in their CM aces or actually made teams
>>542937896I love shimaidon
>>542937783You need some power sparks the dream is 12 stam 6 power. But even 3 should be enough to get you to the 700+ power without hitting the classic 1200/x/5xx special
>>542938074YO I DONT HAVE THAT ONE! SEX WITH STRIKER
>>542937706Rank B3, A is a bit of a tough spot in my opinion, but if you get to Rank A1 and punch up to A2, you'll run into shitters. Or whales. Just make sure to look carefully before using that parfait
>>542937553Tried this, but she really messes with the consistency of getting green skills hints because she has none of her own.>>542937472Yeah, but it's hard to get good races to line up with bad training turns. Feels like every time the trainings are bad the best race on that turn is a G3
>>542938074YesYES
Anyone have a spreadsheet template for cataloging their veteran trainees? It is getting to be too hard to sort through at this point.
>>542937783Power is needed for hills so you don't lose all your speed and stamina is needed for debuffers and to make up for the lose speed from running hills.I'd say you need to run at least 6 to 9 power sparks and as much into stamina after that for a really good uma in the 800+ power range. If you're also playing pace chaser this CM then you can go even higher with power since you have access to two good gold skills for recovery and don't need the stamina sparks as much.
Kitasan BLACKED
IS THIS THE HARDEST RACE IN MARU CAREER???
>>542938689Bricked, glue, leave your guild and apologize to danchou
>>542938796Which uma has the best tasting spit?
gimme an image for the next bread, first come first serve, if another anon makes a new bread 'll keep 'em safe
>>542937783The sparks you want depend on the quality of your support cards.I have no good stamina cards whatsoever, so I'm borrowing MLB Creek and dumping all my sparks into stam to get around 900-1000. If you have good MLB SR stamina cards you're better off grabbing some power sparks instead I would assume.
>>542938969
ATTENTION i need the gifs of the summer girls dancing with fans thank you
doto bread>>542939118>>542939118>>542939118
>>542936916You can have the strength to lift a truck because you have the ground preventing you from being pushed in the opposite direction. But if you were to apply that strength down onto the truck's suspension you would just end up pushing yourself up when the force exceeded your weight.>>542936927Retard.
>>542939001BREASTS
>>542937472>when it's time for a G1 race you have triple rainbow>when there's no rainbows there's no G1's to be foundit is known
>>542938615Is 800 power really enough? I don't remember shit about Taurus (was insanely sleep deprived because all I did was play Uma Musume for two weeks straight), and remember 1200/1200/1000 umas against me in Gemini. I'd like to reach A finals again and suspect 1200/900/1000/300/500 is the statline for that
I beat danchou in race, can I TM Opera him with no guilt?
>>542952953YES