boomkin edition>News03/10/2025: Bronzebeard Classic+ (BBC+) by Project Ascension has released.02/10/2025: Tauri WoD is out09/09/2025: Kaytoted BTFO'd by C&D, Ascension took over Epoch.30/08/2025 : Blizzard is taking legal action against Turtle: https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.cacd.985127/gov.uscourts.cacd.985127.1.0.pdf>Released ServersAscension - https://ascension.gg/en (BBC+, Classless, Reborn Classic+, Custom Classes/CoA, Epoch)Chromiecraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en/ (PVE, progressive)Netherwing - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC Progressive)Project Epoch - https://www.project-epoch.net/ (Vanilla+)Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (WoD on Legion client, Legion content coming soon)Turtle WoW - https://turtle-wow.org (Vanilla+)Warmane - https://www.warmane.com/ (TBC, WOTLK, MoP)>GuildsTo join a guild, type /who g-"Guild Name" to see who's online, and whisper anyone for an invite.<Evil> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire, crossfaction<Branded> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire, ERP guild >>>/trash/heals<Sisters of the Sunwell> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire, High Elf females only<gulag> - Tauri, Evermoon realm, Alliance>TurtleAll Turtle addons (copy & paste github links on the launcher) - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/AddonsMisc - https://database.turtle-wow.org | https://talents.turtle-wow.org | https://twow.link/classchanges | https://turtle-timer.vercel.app>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creationshttps://pastebin.com/4Awe3bxX>Previous Thread>>542797074
silkfang
Join the <gulag> NOW
je suis aecheur
>>542914974based free as in freedom chad.might just join now because of it
c'est fini
>>542914974De quelle classe le goulag a-t-il besoin?
>want to have good night's sleep, which means trying to fall a sleep earlier by an hour or so>ask around couple of guilds, they all finish their raids 1 or 2 hours past my goal of going to bed earlyI became Casual, destroyer of will to play
ce n'est pas drôle, bande d'attardés
>>542915960dont steal my memes, bum
>>542915960À quelle heure vous endormez-vous ?
>>542916390don't tell me what to do cunt
<gulag>free bags and gold for newcomers
>>542916934 SORRY! english no good. I question >>542915746 i say. what class gulag need? I am very interested in play
>>542916498or what?
pearl unironically saved my life
>>542916934I'll take 12 hexweave bags and 15.000G for mount/garrison expansesthanks puffin
>>542917187hunter, mostlymages and warlocks tooand healers are always welcome, of course(shamans in particular)
>thread is pearl postinggrim. this is how you know that things are REALLY bad for pservers.
redpill me on pearl? will her panda sit on my face?
>>542917434He really couldn't handle another loser tranny from stealing the spotlight, had to step in.
>5 months later>turtletrannies operating completely unhindered like nothing has happened at allblizzardbros...it's over.....
>>542917260I will regenerate hp
Pearl Facts of Power:>Pearl is cute>I love Pearl!>POP!
I love PEARL
>>5429173534netherweave, 500g. that's all
thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlXjwuUiPjE
>>542918102https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--Vf0gqoO54
>>542918102get that incel nazi shit outta here
>>542918102he basedsticky this post
Pearl! Pearl! Pearl!
ok we can stop posting about pearl, the joke is over
>pearl died in your lifetimeNot like this zoophilebros...
>>542918815the tranny thread is here >>>/bbc+/
>>542918985do it or suffer projectile consequences
https://files.catbox.moe/g8bh98.webmhttps://files.catbox.moe/axg1jz.webmhttps://files.catbox.moe/jdmh94.webmhttps://files.catbox.moe/ad6yx8.webm
>wondering why turtle drana abd avatarfags aren't posting>check time in india>2:29 AMfinally they're all asleep
I LOVE PEARL I WANT TO BE WITH PEARL
male worgens hnghhh
>>542919726No no! Don't shoot
You know remember the pearlgasms and the cage reveal incident of 2024
>>542919726Put down the gun!
What image should I use for the Epoch general?
>>542920450I like this one. but you can generate AI slop of whitemane that would also work.
>>542920450Use this
>>542920142>>542920298all it takes is a simple exchange of gold in bags filled with gold that were free because of gold and bags that were free! i am NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH
>>542920450A grave.
>>542920658>not nuderuined
You join and hypeor refuse and cry<gulag>
>>542918362>get that incel nazi shit outta hereincel nazi website
pro gamer tip: you can just kill the dragon boss in UBRS through the bars he can't do anything about it
bros I can't choose between rogue and monk
>>542921493LA CRUZADAbros...
>After his gently shaped shaft, Rutt is all about one thing – it’s that knot. Intended for people who will be left wanting by anything other than a satisfying POP at their toys’ base, the rottweiler’s shaft starts slim, and returns to a slim neck after his tri-bulb knot, meaning he’ll stay once you sit. >Knowing that some people enjoy having these types of toys hilted for extended periods, we deliberately kept Rutt’s base a little shorter/lower so that it doesn’t get in the way. Rutt was the toy that first started Weredog, and has continued to be a hit right from the beginning. >If you’d like more thickness to a knotted toy, then Roscoe may be the good boy you’re after!
I FUCKING LOVE PEARL
Viet Cong here I come!
I wish fem humies were real
>>542921937She took that thing on cam once during raid Best 40 dollars I spent
>>542922316That's so funny Faggoth.
gnome hunters are NOT canon do NOT play them
>>542921305and they say that the "good guy with a gun" is a myth! one bullet later and i'm and several hundred gold richer!
>>542923304Too late
what kind of a mentally ill mongrel plays a fucking gnome unironically
>>542919860>the anime eyeslmaobless you elaynna
>>542923650gnomes are sexy
>>542922391is that guy around anymore?he had sylma wrapped so tightly around his finger it was kind of hot
>>542923304not cannon? what do you mean, there's one right here!!!
oh hi pearl
PEARL, WHICH SERVER ARE YOU PLAYING ON???
>>542924220kys degenerate subhuman
>>542925356straight human men fuck femgnomes
I wish I had Pearl wrapped around my finger...
>>542925228Bronzebeard
>>542925228pearl is on tauri's <gulag>, like all the <not in OP> freaks
>>542925228I am on Ambershire. Join <Branded> to play with me!
>>542925694incorrect
>>542924645Why do you think Pearl moved to the US? To live with Gargoth together and be gay faggots. Pearl no longer needs WoW. It's over.
>>542925694god I wish
>mining>fishing
>>542925961>>542926229sure thing freaks, the entire guild is full of pedos like >>542924726 >>542921305
>>542925694pearl and schizokino would not be in the same guild together without there being drama
>>542926717mother nature is mine to exploit
>>542927140okay
Tauri.You join <gulag>.Now.We are normal people with jobs.We are not freaks.
>>542928365>normal people>worgen>gnome>another worgen>Trumpfag
>>542928719blows my mind that you think normal people have this strong a reaction to video game races and would never ever play certain ones
been out of the loop, is ambershire cross faction like nordanaar was?
>>542929404No one cares, its a tauri thread now
>>542929404No, that's why we have 2 guilds. <Branded> is alliance, <Evil> is horde.
What's the likelyhood Turtle gets shut down? I don't want to drop serious time into a server that's going to get taken down
>>542928964If you wouldn't rather skin your mother alive while eating poop than play a worgen or gnome you're a degenerate freak.
>>542928719>brown orc seething at beautiful femgnomes
>>542929636Never ever. There are so very very many worse things Russians are doing to Americans on the internet than copyright infringement, and if they're not willing to extradite people over those they're not going to extradite people over this.
>>542930629the legion fears this
>>542928964Gnomes are the pineapples on pizza of fantasy racesEveryone needs to verbally state how much they hate gnomes or they'll lose their geek credPosted from my High Elf
>>542931320Gnomes are undignified and reddit. You could have a halfling race that's respectable, the gnomes just aren't.
Who wants to play together on turtle wow? I don't like playing alone...
>>542932125no manlets are respectable, shortstuffif you're shorter than 185cm you might as well kill yourself now
Why does it say -1 when I hover over my total armor?
gnomes are cute and their silohuette evens out to a giant helmet wielding a big weapon. aint my problem if you can't handle my 33½ inches of goofball
>female human hunter
>>542933702
gnomes are the best hunter race because their mechanical expertise makes them experts at dealing with red rockets
Femgnomes are made for human men.
>silkfang leaves>silkfang spam dies>pearl returns>pearl spam starts up againWell, at least we got a day off.
>>542934805at least people spamming about pearl is nowhere near as obnoxious as silkfaggot samefagging for 18 hours
pearl and silkfang are the same person
>>542935557No you're both equally obnoxious.
>>542933702he's loyal and my best friend
>>542936049>youi don't spam about pearl nor do i claim to be silkfaggot
I still need proof pearl is playing tauri
Sylmveil Pearlfang
>>542928365What race looks best in caster gear?
if pearl is on tauri i will play.
>>542937332the motto of <gulag> is "no gay shit", we do not want you if you are only joining to find an ERP partner
FMC 12.0 with Pearl on Tauri LETSGOOO
>>542937436I just wanted to be friends, they seemed like a cool person who rpd being a panda a lot.
Getting a full body shave before my 7 hour ERP session tomorrow.
>>542937436False advertisingStop showing me a fuckable Worgen in lumberjack plaid if Gulag isn't a gay furry guild
>>542937494<Evil> is <FMC> 10.0. <gulag> is <Not in OP> 3.0.Keep in mind <Not in OP> 2.0 killed <FMC> 1.0 originally.
should i make a pandaren mage, a worgen warlock or a gnome hunter?
>>542938069Instant ignore
>>542938160playing a worgen doesn't make someone a furry anymore than joining the companions in skyrim doesERP has completely destroyed your sense of normalcy and you can no longer relate to non trannies
>>542938267Mage, warlock or shama
>>542938576>Shaman how do people still want shaman in legion? didn't everything get buff normalized, how the fuck are shaman so wanted across every expansion?
>>542938236thank you, loremaster
>>542938707check <gulag> armory. We need like 5+ casters/heals
>>542938778>>542938236I thought Elaynna killed FMC?
This new chest piece is showing my helf's midriff...
>>542939043The Hungarians have this well put together. Guess I'll flip a coin.
im so bloated hahai burp and fart all the time haha my belly is so big hahahahaa
the gay porn in the last thread that was posted 13 hours ago is still up
did silkfang really quit?
>>542939939kind of like a corpse?
>>542940301The thread yes. But he's still playing in-game.
>>542940520that's a shame i was just going to start stalking him. but i'm not sure if it's worth leveling if he can quit at any time. my fault for taking so long i decide to I guess, any idea when he'll come back?
>>542940683>i was just going to start stalking him
>>542940786Yes.
>>542940146rent free
>>542940146bet you cant do it again.
>trying to do grimrail with the unknown chat bugAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
><Blacksmith>>can't repair my armorfuck you Grigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtPluXq_hko
My mind won't leave me be again. It looks like its another depressive episode for me.
>>542941312what armour you're a giant chicken lol
>>542942536you and me both i missed silkfang by days
What's Pearl name on Tauri?
i miss silkfang,...
Silkveil was just outside of UBRS, I saw him.
>>542946564she probably sold the account
>>542946012i miss glupshitto
>>542945836Gadoosh
>>542946782>SheKys
Can anyone high level help me go to feralas to grab expert alchemy? I'll jerk u off crazy style as thanks
>whisper Snowveil if she saw my latest post in the thread>tells me i'm a loser for posting in that site and being a hacker>reports me to the Shenna authorities>get banned
>>542945836Exile, she's playing a femnelf hunter with a wolf called Skoll and she's not in the guild
>>542947086>Shekys
>>542947086why would she accuse you of being a hacker?
>>542947002why don't you ask this in guild chat so I know it's not a troll?
>>542947246It's against the rules to boost a hardcore I don't want the chatlog police to kill me
>>542947297>hardcoreoh yeah fuck off then you fucking fraud
>>542947396Your loss
Pearl, I...
>>542947297you joke but you'd get banned.,
Can some1 mail me 56 stacks of runecloth so I can get exalted with SW? Do the stormwind vault enemies give SW rep? Should I farm there?I want the alliance tabard for my high elf.
>>542947598Yeah... I'll try the run now :3c hope I don't die :3c :3c
I miss silkfang posting.
Post about the game.
>>542947885I like some of the new content on bronzebeard. The additions to the undead starting zone have been soulful as fuck.
>>542947885What class is needed on turtle, something that i can get into pugs easy.
>>542948218Any healer
>>542947297yeah sure i'll do it post your name
>>542948218Paladin. You can do trispec and fill any role.Just play what you think is cool. Like a high elf female and join <Sisters of the Sunwell>
>>542948586No I will do it solo!!
>>542948812>Paladin>Sisters>Tranny>AnimeBetter just kill yourself
>>542949571
man the threads really gone down since silkfang left.
it's bedtime everyone hop into the communal bedand this time if you have to fart go outside first
Any 7.3.5 downloads or torrents for Tauri? I don't like using launchers and prefer a plain client if it's possible, but their website doesn't have any downloads available aside from the launcher.
What other generals does silkfang use
>>542952939During his whole Turtle saga, a warning about him was on /dfwb/'s OP with his username Silluelly. It’s like a puzzle game, there are clues wherever he goes
>>542949267We did it
>>542952678you can download the client through the launcher then just open that with the wow.exe like normal instead of the launcheri'd put my own client up somewhere for you but it's 63 GB lol, don't think anywhere lets me store that for free
>>542955118>don't think anywhere lets me store that for freeOh, so you think you're fucking helpful but the second it comes to putting your money where your mouth is you back out? Thanks for ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, you selfish asshole. This is the worst fucking general on 4chan. No one will spend even one penny to help their fellow man.
good morning sirs.looking forward to another productive day of spamming the thread with erp and lootwhore drama
let me RFD aieeeeeeee
i'm going to sleep the general is now going to die because 90% of the past 50 posts were me
>>542955118That sucks but I understand, 63GB is ridiculous and I kinda don't want to play it now. Hope you and the anons in gulag enjoy the server though.
no pearl?
Is rogue saved on BBC+ after the buffs or nah?
>>542960658of course not, did you see what the changes actually were?they have no clue of what's wrong with that class
Just tried out my holy spec for the first time on an elite quest and holy crap we're strong.
any Tauriheads that can explain to a retard what versatility is
>>542964681
>>542964681Resilience.
Monk is pretty funwho the fuck was the retard that thought it was a good idea to make you walk back to the transmog dude to hide your cloak every time you got a new one
>>542965879just summon Grand Expedition Yak :^ )
>>542964681for most specs it's a dead stat unless you are a tank
any of <goulash> members interested in some testing? got lvl 3 fishing shack, garrison pool has a chance to contain rare fish that spawns enemy with he following loot(pic)I am horde though
https://files.catbox.moe/92kej2.7zgit clone <repo.bundle>aux-addonBagshuiCleveRoidMacrosFishingBuddy*FlightMappfUI-CustomMediapfUI-MoreFontsPizzaWorldBuffsTurtle-DragonflightTurtleRPno1600x1200.dll v6CleveRoidMacros was dumbly deleted by the author because they created a successor addon(s).*FishingBuddy was not a mirror of the original repo but a fork verified by me: https://github.com/SeVeN7000/FishingBuddyThis should be my last archive since authors have stopped deleting their repos.
>>542962428She's beautiful...
>>542925694>like all the <not in OP> freaksI'm not in Gulag nor on Tauri thoughbeit...
>>542971040Right, you're in <Evil>.
>>542939228OMGSISA
>>542967805>Tier 3 fishingWhat an absolute NERD
>>542971507damn right I am
>>542971756>2017Are you acc buyer or true based oldfag taurichad?
>>542972185the lattermy oldest achievement
>>542972286Crazy
>>542947141Is this real?
>>542972286>day: 8>month: 22>year: 10What?!
>>542981347EN-US clientmonth/day/year
>>542969101thanks anon.
>>542981347mutts not making fools out of themselves for 5 seconds challenge: impossible
>bbc+ has the same "DON'T LOG OUT IN AN INN, JUST STAY LOGGED IN" retard feature for XP as TurtleAnd somehow the leveling is still slower than classic.You get RDF, 40% mount at lvl 5 and it feels miserable to level up.I am so fucking done and about to quit at lvl 46.The only "strategy" I have heard is to do low level quests, fill questlog, complete, turn on level scaling and turn them in.
>>542987631I saw where that shit was going when I hit level 10 and immediately quit. Ascension has cool ideas but such terrible execution. I got serious F2P Korean MMO feels right before I quit.
>Be me playing tauri>Decide to try playing a RDF>holy shit it's slow.jpg no one has heirlooms>realize tauri devs are kinda retarded for turning off 4 xp and I should never do a RDF again.>Don't quit becasue it'd be a dick move to the other players> fast forward to second to last boss>3 people fall into the water in deadmines>druid brings back 5 mobs in silence>says "agro" to the tank healer and other dps are still swimming back>tank dies rage dcs>healer finally swims back, hunter still lost>tries to heal druid who is tanking the boss + 5 mobs>healer dies quits group>druid realizes this is a lost cause run quits group>hunter finally gets out of water realizes run is fucked quits groupis the average IQ of a tauri player?
>>542988285this is the RDF experience
>>542988098>Ascension has cool ideas but such terrible execution>"oh wow a new profession">it has no usecase
Snowveil here/w me in-game if you are a healer and willing to help me farm Naga for my Alcaz questI'll pay 100 gold and we can share the loots from the islandDon't bother asking further question here as I will not read or open up this thread again
>>542989647please come back...
>>542989647fuck off delete your character
>help me farm NagaLMAO WHAT A RETARD
>>542989647please come back the thread has slowed to a crawl with out you.
>>542989943The thread is slow because of him. A lot of anons who uses to post here left because of how annoying he was.
>>542929636>they went after Turtle and a few others>Turtle said fuck off, gained players from it, and more pservers popped upBlizzard is probably not happy the lawyers wasted their money on a dumb civil case against a Russian and grew more heads on the hydra in the process
>>542929636unlikely unless they can somehow find a way to charge torta and actually get him in a court room.
>>542989943kill yourself nigger
I miss silkfang posting bros.
>>542989708kill yourself>>542989943kill yourself
>>542990892i'm not "bros" with a cretin like you. kill yourself NOW.
>>542990892kill yourself too SIlkfaggot
>>542990892me too bwo...
>I AM LEAVING CHUDS! Won't read !>stays to samefagwomanly behaviour
>>542991134next he's gonna call you aecheur because you typed in lowercase
ok
if only this thread had more silkfang.
>>542991627who is this girl and why does silkfang post her so much
>>542991549fat fuck
>>542991627fuck off trannyfag
but he's gone forever.
>>542991549yep THAT specific iron star killed me too
he is now vengefully spamming after 'leaving' and it's our fault. we shouldn't have kicked him from the threadt. aecheur
I wonder when the next silkfang will show up, this pearl person doesn't seem to actually be in the thread.
How do you nerds stay motivated to keep going in this game? I seem to get more bored the higher level I get.
>>542992704Don't you want to like raid with your guild or something, anon? For most people, raiding or PVP is the end goal, although some people just like levelling.
>>542992704I plan specific goals for the day that would take me 2-4 hours tops, when I fulfill those goals I close WoW and do something else.
>>542921139terrible taste. the female form is improved vastly by slutty clothing
>>542992704friends
>>542992628thinking you're in the same league as Pearl/Sylma is actually laughable
>>542993034no one has ever posted the name of any of my characters on the thread.
>>542992628You can be the next one. Take action.
jumping around square tree
>>542993313I wish. This general just has some figures who invite rampant speculation, autism and can live rent-free. I don't think I have the stamina to keep up the bit for long enough to truly engrave myself into peoples minds like that. I just play 1-60, raidlog and that's good enough for me. The real question is when the next one will appear is it every new server?
i levelled to 60 on turtle without doing dungeons because i was 2 nervous
>>542993213people used to post about me until i transitioned FTM
Do you ever feel like a tard gossiping about other grown men in a wow pserver thread?
>>542993876i levelled to 60 on turtle only doing dungeons because i had instant queue pops as tank
>>542993696god zoomers are pathetic
Holding hands while fishing.
>>542993976im just not interested in putting that much work to become thread famous , why dont you do it.
>>542993909what is the appeal of doing that
>>542994080>why dont you do it.because i'm not a massive faggot who thinks there even needs to BE someone who's "thread famous", you piece of shit newfag. go back to kiwifarms if you want to look at lolcows.
>>542993909im surprised they stopped, usually people sperg about trannies here.
Holding paws while dogfucking.
>>542994346and yet it's a constant no matter the server you may be old but in all your time here you've learned nothing.
>>542989647please come back silkveil/snowfang
>>542994464you truly do not know what you're talking aboutjust lurk more and stop trying to manufacture "content", aecheur.
>>542994679this must be why asmongold spergs so much it really is people who have no idea of the culture coming in and changing everything and then acting like you're the alien.
>>542989872Oops! It seems you accidentally forgot to link the post you were replying to >>542989647
>>542989872In direct replies are so passive-aggressive LMAO.
>>542994442*pop*
>thread famousI think people who avatarfag and stream of consciousness post, like it's their own personal blog, are just desperate for attention and I tend to avoid them in game. The constant need for validation and praise are red flags all around.
>>542995102>stream of consciousness postwhats that?
>>542995102You just blogposted right now, you know this right? Nobody cries about attention whores or whatever you want to call it when people post about the games as themselves or not. This is /vg/. Not /v/
>>542994203it just felt right>>542994354i assume it was a person i refused to erp with after he spent a few weeks playing with me
>>542989647silkfang LOST
Im starting to like the Garrisons in WoD, why did people seethe so much at them back in the day?
>>542996791they took people out of the world, so it became more of a single player rpg and less people needed to crowd cities, which made some people sad, because now they were running around on their mount spamming spacebar in an empty city
>>542997164oh noanyway
>>542996791WoD is a cursed expansion for a lot of reason. But you only want to know about garrisons, so I'll try to keep it focused on that.>overpromised under devliered.Initially blizzard advertised the garrison system as being something much more fleshed out than it was, they advertised far more customizability: (you can play your garrison where ever you want in any zone, you can place buildings and set it up how you want, cosmetics to change building design.)What we got was 1 plot, and a couple smaller mini plots with hardly any real custimzation outside very strict layouts. This meant that the crowd garrisons has tried appealing to (players who cared about housing) basically didn't care for it.That left players who didn't care about housing, having to interact with garrisons to get more power, (gear from mission tables, weekly quests, the fact it printed money when setup).Turns out people who care about power don't like doing chores for power and would rather raid or do PVP.The only people who really won were people with alt armies as you could do literally everything from the garison and make crazy ammounts of gold.This ignores a lot, like the content draught, the removed continent and the long patch cycles, also that it was basically abadoned to develop legion half way through but that's kinda getting to deep into the information.TLDR:Housing system made for no one, hated by everyone but jews.
>>542996791People didn't like Garrisons back then because they understood that we were approaching an era of video games where dopamine tricks, instant gratification, and other cookie-clicker mechanics were being pushed out. They were against it on principle because they understood the issue with a system like this. With IQ being lower on average in every single nation, people are more than fine being fed dopamine loops over and over, and they even acclaim those dopamine loops, i.e., Vampire Survivor, gacha, and so on. You have no issues with Garrisons because you are part of a new generation of people who have now accepted being slaves to the system or a system. You are part of multiple marketing tools, you're the product of many softwares and games. You find no issues with those because you are, like a cow, happy and compliant.
Explain to me something.We know Draenei aren't native to Draenor, while Orc are native to Draenor. this would mean Orcs and Draenei evolve in two district planets and should have no common DNA yet somehow despite this we have Half-Orc/Half-Draenei characters.Humans should be completely biologically incompatible with these orc-draenei characters, being from a complete different planet and having completely different genetics - not to mention the fact they didnt really evolve they just became human after the curse of fleshYet somehow, one of this half-orc half-draenei came to Azeroth and somehow managed to breed with a human, creating a human-orc-draenei hybrid. How is this possible? What is the exact lore being xeno-breeding in Warcraft?
>>542997793Begging the question.
>>542997793any hole's a goal
>>542997895this opens so many questions, if you can breed xenos why cant you breed then surely its possible to breed with Azerothian animals like wolves and horses,they're far closer genetically to the humanoids of Azeroth than some filthy xeno
>>542997525On god in the last 10 years I've had more fun playing genshin impact than any console release or PC games. they're just better.
can't help this poor guy because i don't have a lumber millhe's just gonna have to die
>use zeppelin>client crashes when changing continentsthe Unjeet 5 client can't come soon enough, they better not fuck up the original look.
im trying to level a shaman on tauri god this is ass. how do people play this class?
>>542998496fr fr no cap genhin impact is straight bussin rizz fr fr only in ohio
>>542998496It's not real fun.
>>542998819this but unironically>>542999139it feels real
>>542998751I don't trust them at all.
>>542989647You dont need a healer, I soloed it, its slow but doable, 2 players can easily kill them, it will take hours regardless, because of the droprate.Are you so sociall inept you cant find someone to do this quest with?
>>542999885he just wanted an excuse to keep posting even though he's totally leaving and this thread totally isn't his entire sad pathetic life
>>542999885>>543000173You're going to be mad about him forever.
I did the Alcaz quest in like 20 minutes with two other people who were there lolI'm on the UBRS bracer quest now and then I'll summon the boss(whom I've already tanked twice) and get my last two pieces for my ret set(I have the lightforge helm and chest)I don't know what my goal will be after that. The Kara and Hyjal quests probably?
>>543000173He made a purely gameplay-related post, and yet you're still seething at him.
>>543000386You're not better than Aecheur with how you kicked him too, he's been playing for less than you and already has better gear.
>>543000304"u mad bro" isn't really the stance you can take when you're shouting your seethe 18 hours a day and doing the most blatant samefagging i've ever seen
Oh and I tanked SW Vault and it SUUUUUCKEDThe trap and the grells and the faggots pushing you are all gay
>>543000765>he's been playing for less than you and already has better gear.oh noanyway
>>542992704MMO - is primarily a meditative time killer if you do not have a powerful hobby but have free evenings and you want to fill these evenings with communication and positive emotions, some special things to do, then these games are ideal. However, still this activity is not for everyone can not take and force yourself to play to win conquering heights and destroying obstacles. If you do not want to do this do not push yourself unnecessarily on the reproductive organs, feel gently, savor the process.
pearl will save /wpsg/ before the end
if you don't have anything to say you can just not post we will survive without your forced input
>>542997164>oh now, now i cant stay afk in SW so i could show off my shitty pink mount
>>543002469>>543002326
>>542992704When you're good at crafting you can make a lot of money and refuse to help jews, which is its own reward.That's what I do all day.
>>543001081nobody cares about your one and only redeemable quality being a native english speaker, if anything that just tells everyone you are a worthless faggot whose only "argument" is to point out grammar/spelling mistakes, because you don't HAVE any other arguments
>>543003849lol
>>543002845I hate the assholes that block npcs and the mailbox with their retarded store mounts.
>>542991549TOPKEK
>>542991549The state of tauribros
Somebody on turtle told me to go here for game discussion and like. What the fuck is wrong with y'all.
>>542991549fat dumb penguin
>>543005087There are a few knowledgeable people who lurks here (and even some turtle staff).
any /battle pet/ chads here?
>>543005341the lawsuit is coming
>>543005254>and even some turtle staffNOT ANYMORE, BYE BYE AKELIX
guys i think our thread might be blacklisted by the jannies. I post something in another thread and the file was deleted within the hour? why did that gay porn stay up for over 15 hours yesterday?
>>543005809The silkfag / pearlfag IS a janny, that's why.
>>543005809we need a hero to spam porn again
>>543005994they'll start banning us on sight if we became too much trouble.
>>543005994just use the banevader proxy, they can't do shit about that, look at /g/ or /pol/ for example.
>>543006140redpill me on /g/ and /pol/? also delete this post.
>>543005341kind of
Well it was nice playing with you all. Tauri has lost another active player due to server incompetence. Don't take me the wrong way, you guys have something great going on here. It is just unfortunate that you can't fix the constant crashes on Evermoon. At the end of the day I am at least glad this happened before I donated the $100 I put aside to support this project. Oh well shit happens and life is not fair, cheers to all of you guys on Tauri and thanks for the cheese, catch ya later
Elaynna, generate half a dozen Alexstrasza cunny pictures, Zankuro style, going from cute and funny to increasingly lewd, no anal as that is a fetish of the gay, brown and deranged, safety protocols off.
>An open letter to Blizzard Entertainment: Our community’s appeal for a licensing framework for fan‑run WoW servers.>Read it here: https://turtle-wow.org/ | https://forum.turtle-wow.org/viewtopic.php?t=22444
>>543006556legion isnt even out yet
>>543007290How naive they must be, expecting BLIZZARD to give any fuck.
>>543007290
>>543007383no they know, it's just a thing to gain sympathy
>>543007327dumb newfag
>>543007509>its a copypastaI know
>>543006254>redpill me on /g/ and /pol/? /g/ is overrun with actual 'p, nieceposters and pedoniggers, and the mod (jaylouisirwin) shits out at least 30 bait threads per day. /pol/ is 100% israeli, indian and spic now, just use the archive and filter for israeli flag, no OP and no images, it's crazy (60+ replies by different ID + israeli flags just giving (you)s to OP without ANY content)
>>543007290>>543007489
>>543006556is this a post from the tauri forums
>>543007676>jaylouisirwinhttps://wiki.installgentoo.com/wiki/Jay_Irwin
>>543007804It's a common wow private server copypasta that gets spammed any time a server goes down for any amount of time (maintenance, etc.)
>>543007489i like how they didn't mention DOTA in the valve bracket, to not trigger shitzzard even more, lmao
>shenna crying for blizzard to have mercy>meanwhile she does ddos attacks against other servers
>>543008119shhhh we don't talk about that here anymore.
>>543008119>implying it's ddos and not just spic engineering
>>543008202Shenna used to DDOS competition 5 years ago.This is known.
>>543008387I never did that
griefing and world pvp always has been part of this game I'm so tired of erp-pve troons trying to gaslight people about this. hell griefers camping leveling zones and old cringe pvp movies are the only reason why people still have nostalgia for wow
>>543007290Holy shit that's pathetic.
>new upcoming server>sudden ddos attacks>certain person comes in to help, ddos attacks stop, developers and mods are kept in the dark about what's happening>server gets the exact same item shop as turtle while using the same payment website turtle used to userussian whore made that open letter to get goodwull with the good goys that see she's shenna and ignore it because she provies muh better experiencethis is why the pserver scene has like 4 actually played servers
>>543007290I thought they weren't scared of Blizzard? Isn't this just a tacit admission that they know they're going to get fucked by the law?
>>543009354schizo melty
>>543009413SAAAAR
>>543007290Do they really think that Microsoft-Activision-Blizzard will ever accept modding? Even in WC3 Reforged they have banned people from owning the rights to their game modes. They are also blocking addons in the next WoW expansion.
Shenna is fucking terrified because all her offshore yuro bank accounts got seized before she could launder it through crypto.
>inv kazzak saaaars>inv>inv for senor supremo kazzak no hablas ingles o algonuke thirdies
>>543007489... Bethesda also been attempting paid mods since forever
>>543009354people think turtle going down would kill the pserver scene but unrionically it'd save it from shenna.
>>543009354just give shenna a chance, she is reformed now because nobody wants pure classic serversthus she has a complete monopoly
>play turtle wow>immunity to whichever boogeyman manifests in your homes and forces you to spend money in the cash shopFeels good man. My main is 4 years old and I have spend $0.00.
>>543010114How? Shenna will just change names and roll up a new server again. There are still retards that deny Torta is Shenna to this very day.
>>543010303keep playing it goy
>>543010436>There are still retards that deny Torta is Shenna to this very day.even after the lawsuit names her? some people really can't be saved
>>543010436>There are still retards that deny Torta is Shenna to this very day.kek even after the lawsuit?
>>543008057LOL
Shenna is the Hasan of private servers.
where we goin after turdle is kill
>>543010949redpill me on hasan
>>543011136he's the better man
>>543011136he casts Lightning Bolt on worgens
>>543011129back home, indian man
If you haven't checked up on the lawsuit lately:Blizzard filed for early discovery because they suspected Akalix was trying to destroy evidence after he panicked and started removing his ties to turtle from his online profiles.His defense so far seem to be: >"I'm not in california!!!" >"Removing all references to turtle wow from all my profiles was routine and not at all related to the suit">"I-I'm not a software developer so you can't sue me!!!!"Very bold move, let's see how it works out for him.
If BBC+ is dying, why is Ascension offering transfers to Malfurion?
>>543005087>>543005254most of the screenshots arent even from turtle, did a new server launch or soemthing?>>543006428lol
>>543005087lmao retard
>>543011670my favorite is>I was never paid!which is definitely going to get him raped by the courts
>>543011591SOVL
once turtle wow is gone, I guess we'll all have to go back to official. It seems like their new stuff looks pretty good.
>>543011995lol
>>543011591indians have ruined so much of the internet.
Reminder that the thing Blizzard is mad over is the shitty UE5 client and the heavy marketing involving ads.
>>543012051paki hands wrote this
>>543008119We forgive Shenna for the starting the vanilla pserver mafia
>>543012257hi crogge
>>543012246bloody benchod bastard
>>543011873It's funny because that's obviously a blatant lie. Dude's gonna get torn to shreds when Blizzard finally gets to Subpoena his discord messages and bank statements.
>>543012423saaar madarchod you bloody
>>543008057Blizzard itself supported Warcraft 3 and Starcraft custom maps, it's odd they do not do the same for WoW
if you can't figure out how to mitigate a ddos you probably shouldn't be hosting worlo servers
>>543007290Huh? But I thought they weren't scared of Blizzard and would continue to operate as normal??? Why would they start begging daddy not to shut them down???
>>543012520Not until one of those maps was made into a game. If Blizzard could they'd patent tower defence.
>>543009686>They are also blocking addons in the next WoW expansion.Untrue.
>>543012706>i have to become a cyber security expect to host a 20 year old mmobut why
>>543012757Shenna is scared of losing the ability to process "donations".If they switch to crypto only, they will lose 95% of revenue. Normal people just can't be bothered to learn crypto.If it's not a type in CC and pay, it's too hard.
>>543012757Any day now, Trump is going to give Putin a strongly-worded phone call about shutting down that server.
>>543012921because ziggers will ddos your shit so they can scam other turdworlders with as little competition as possible
>>543012947>Normal people just can't be bothered to learn crypto.Every time I tried to figure out how to play crypto it's so fucking complicated>we only accept bitcoin>bit coin is 50kim not buying 50k so i can $10 for a mount
>>543013109You mean the server that's hosted in the UK? On a french company's network?
>>543013207Yea, people just don't get crypto unless they are techfags, keep in mind the majority of people don't even know what a folder is on a computer.Basically, you can buy fractions of BTC. Like 0.0001.
>>543013223I was wrong either way. It's not in Russia; it's in Kazakhstan. Shenna is the one likely in Russia.
Just two more weeks until Epoch kills Turdle, brosI can feel it in my bones
>>543013641you joke but epoch might be the last one standing with 100 pops against turtle's 0
blizzer simmer zimmer
>>543012757to gain public attention and sympathy from players who then may rally against blizzard and side with pservers you mouthbreathing trogglodyte
>>543013749>pyrrhic victoryIt would be worth it.
>>543013826>who then may rally against blizzard and side with pserversthis was tried with nost which was way more popular and knownthen blizzard ghosted the nost devs
>>543013207>>543013504i think what puts people off who don't invest in crypto is the KYC process, where you're asked to give them your photo ID it's one thing for a bank to ask, but another for this weird funny money website you keep hearing people get scammed and rugpilled on.
>>543012947I will never buy anything with crypto because the entire market is one big scam.
>>543013223you forgot these
>>543013207You don't have to buy a whole bitcoin thou'?
>>543014462how would i know that? shenna needs to make a guide.
>>543012520>>543012856didnt they try to literally sure valve, initially? i remember valve having to change the names of some hereos, cos blizz was seething, like necro, windranger and skeleton king
>>543014649>how would i know that?by not being a braindead retard?
NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>543014885>if you don't know everything about this monopoly money you're retardedcool good talk shenna. good luck with that lawsuit.
>>543015038Sorry you missed the train again.
>turtle: lol lmao get fucked blizz>also turtle: omg blizz pls stahp we wuz good guys n sheeitahahahahahaha
>>543015697??
I can't believe we are in fucking 2025 and whitekidney still the ONLY decent dev in the private server scene it's insane
>>543016254Ascension a decent it's just their only vision for the game is making system they can make money from.
>>543016254>whitekidney>not Higinigger
>>543011670>>"I'm not in california!!!"are you kidding me? thats his defense?it's a copyright lawsuit, therefore federaldoes he think the confederates won?
They are deleting so many messages on turtle discord. It's over.
>>543016648SHENNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4jv6li0N7k
I don't think I will hit 60, i get bored of playing wow to easily.
>>543016648>epoch will have the last laugh
>>543017229Retail might be more to your liking.
Give me a tldr on this "Dragunovi" name I hear dropped whenever people talk about Shenna and turtle.
<gulag>.... home....Come home brahmin man.
>>543007290this is fucking pathetic after all that bravado earlier
>>543018187i'll only play wotlk
>>543018187>human>if tabardholy cucked
>>543018043Maybe I was going to reply with retail zoomers are unbearable, but it's not like private server players are that much better.
>>543018343okay hordecuck
>>543018153dev behind the paladin changes/favortism
>>543018187>guild name in lower case
is it just me or are turtle wow dungeon mobs/bosses significantly overtuned? I feel like their HP is just insanely high
>>543016254I will never forgive that kike for opening the flood gates so hordes of chinks could infest and take complete control over what could have been a decent vanilla server.
>>543018187brown
>>543018530it filters dorks like (You)
The wod posters are the most soulless shit i have seen in years, ngl.
>>543007383>>543008990>>543009394>>543009686>>543012757>>543018231its to get more eyes on the topic and presents turtle as being diplomatic and open to talks, making blizzard look worse just by doing what they were already doingI doubt they have any expectation of it actually resulting in a settlement, but its just the pragmatic thing to do - turtle wow will stay running regardless
>>543018558turtle has been buffing the hp of dungeon mobs and bosses by a fuckton because retards were saying turtle made the game too easy
>>543014701Yes but it was over intellectual property of concepts like heroes and shit, not over the moba concept itself. The point is that blizzard gave everyone tools for map creation on both games but that sort of blizz is long one
>>543018558I feel turtle dungeons and content in general is all a bit overtuned, yes. In addition with their last big patch, they buffed something like all overworld and dungeon mobs HP by around 20-30% or so.
>>543018558Some dungeons are just needlessly too tanky
>>543019395>it was over intellectual property of concepts like heroes and shitthat's how the suit was settled, with dota having to change the heroes name and stuff, however the initial goal of the suit was to claim that DOTA was, the entire game, a blizzard product that they owned
>>543018558All turtle content takes too long really, not sure what they were thinking with the HP sponges.
>>543018640you mean evergook? yeah I agree 100% he really fucked up that last fresh. imo he didn't expect that insane amount of chinks they were like 80% of the population man. back in the days we had chinks in both nost and light's hope but they weren't nearly as bad like on evergook
>>543018558That is so that the bosses can show their mechanics instead of dying in 15 seconds.
I leveled up my poisons from 40ish to 200 and now crafted poisons for my level. Will I stop bottoming the damage charts now?
>>543019889stop whatever it is you're doing and start using this build with dissolvent poison and never go under #1 dps again
>>543007489the difference between all those and wow private servers is that you have to actually own the game to use themif you had to have an active blizzard subscription to play on turdle no one would fucking play there lol, who are they kidding
>>543018960>turtle wow will stay running regardlessso why bother with the letter at all lol
>>543014215if blizzard named the payment processors in the lawsuit it would definitely lead to the server being taken down for sure, there's precedent after the pornhub lawsuit, but I don't think blizzard would do that since they are also dependent on the payment processors and they might retaliate
>>543020345most likely to, again, look like the reasonable side after the blizzard suit described them as 'a worldwide criminal gang organization'
>>543020083how long til they hard nerf this?
>>543020545if turtle is labeled as a criminal racketeering organization by federal court, they can probably get shit done.payment processors bend to random fucking australian women organizations with barely any influence. it probably won't take that much if the courts rule turtle as a criminal organization.
>>540035975 hey is my guy cool or what lol I just hit like 50000 orcs killed
I don't like how every class has 2 or more self buffs that are just 'deal more damage' when it could easily be rolled into only one button
>>543020545blizzard don't need to name them blizzard just need to give visa and mastercard a legal precedent that they're enabling criminal enterprise. they'll pull support themselves.
>>543021150if payment processors are taking it on themselves to block payments on moral grounds, they could at least do so for all of the rampant gambling products disguised as games targeting childrencurious how they have not done this, and there is no movement outside of europe to stop it either
>thinking about trying out druid healing on turtle>don't want to be a tree
>>543020326Pretty sure that if Turtle Wow gets a license, you'll have to get a Wow subscription to play Turtle
>>543021150You're implying the payment processors bent to random women organization and not that they wanted to do it already and could only find the feminist group as a reason
>>543021786PLEASE PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN
TURTLE TROONIES IN THE GRAVE TONIGHT
>>543020545>>543021504because cutting turtle wow off from western credit cards will collapse it for sure, just like how Russia totally collapsed after that happened right fellas?
>>543022013You're right shenna will just sell oil to europe.
>>543021763>on turtle
>>543022013turtle's revenue source is from "donations" that are 99% card payments
>>543022013random ass wow private server that is dependent on donations does not have the stability of a whole ass country, who are you kidding dog
>>543022013>Comparing an entire nation to a wow private server
>>543021830What reason would they have to not block a random wow private server if Microsoft-Blizzard complained and the courts agreed it was a criminal organization?
>>543021680NOT ON MORAL GROUND YOU FUCKING RETARD BUT BASED ON THE LAWAS BAD AS GAMBLING IS IT IS NOT AGAINST THE LAWFUCKING SUB 50 IQ NIGGER NEVER SPEAK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE WITH ANY KIND OF AUTHORITY IN YOUR LIFE
>>543022013ask the average russoid how cool his daily life is right now, braindead /pol/yp lmao
>>543022414porn isn't agaisnt the law.
>>543022238and your source for this is...? and what portion of that is specifically visa and mastercard?>>543022239>>543022327turtle is running 9 full servers in china. I think they'll be fine>>543022448>>543022414didn't ask lol
>>543022414mad goyimpayment processors are owned by the same people who make the "law"
>>543022498>and your source for this is...? and what portion of that is specifically visa and mastercard?all of it?? what debit/credit cards do you think people have?
No lowercase poster has ever said anything of value on 4chan.
>Visa and Mastercard control an estimated 90% of the global card payment market
>>543022464Yes it isI'm British and shit like face sitting can get you arrested
>>543022676oy vey delete this!
>>543022676shut up incel, shenna will make her own credit cards
>>543022498>what portion of that is specifically visa and mastercard?90% of all global transactions (excluding china) are done by visa or master card. it's a near duopoly on global finance.
>>543022723as british as the raj
>>543022723how can you even post on this site without the jacks arresting you for not comfirming your age with starmers digital ID before you posted?
>>543023301kek btfo
>>543022498>turtle is running 9 full servers in china. I think they'll be fineand you think they'll use that money they get from the chinese to continue hosting the servers for westerners whom they will no longer be able to take any money from?and that's assuming they will even be able to touch that china money, if all the devs are in the west it's gotta go through a payment processor somewhere
turtle wow is still up after a month and a halfthe majority of the server's income is generated by the chinese and crypto donationschina is building their own payment processorsgold hit 4.5k today and the dollar is being dumped worldwide as the US enters the largest recession ever seen on this planetbasically, turtle won, china won, russia won, shenna won, the US, blizzard, and the credit card companies lostagain, turtle wow is still up and running since the lawsuitits over for blizzard
>>543024128>by the chinesetrue>crypto donationslol
>>543024128Truth nuke cunny chads once again showing he's the only poster with a lick of sense.
do people think turtle's china servers are as big as they used to be?
CHAYNAAAA
>>543018960Yes, everyone you reply to has no reading comprehension, turtle only makes themselves look like they try to be diplomatic and cooperative.They are untouchable because they are in Russia/Kazakhstan, at best blizzard will maybe manage to disable some of the donation methods, but you can already donate using crypto.
I miss Daniel...
>>543025406>but you can already donate using crypto.which almost nobody does.
SYYYLMAAAAAAAAA
Cryptobros really think niggas are gomna set up a crypto wallet and wait to be verified to buy a cravan kodo
>>543025619I donated 50 dollars worth of eth, actuallydo you have proof of this claim that nobody donates crypto? couldn't you check the server's crypto address to see their payment history to easily confirm or deny this?
>>543026037>"I personally donated"tranime posters are fucking retarded, they make a new wallet for each transaction.
>>543025619Do you work for turtle?
>Wanna play CoA>Last year they recruit some fucking faggot youtuber to join their dev team>Classes have been reworked 493 times since then and there is no end in sightI fucking hate you Mcdoubles you stupid fucking faggot nigger I hope you read this somehow
>>543026697Really dude? The n word? For someone trying to improve the server? I'm reporting this post dude you are so fucking banned.
>>543026697Hate has no place here. Get out. And never come back.
>legion stat crunch19 armor leather chest but 43 int daggerwhy and how did they manage to make classes even more simple?
>>543028496>stat crunch>you already have 200k hp at lvl 100>probably half a million at 110 once it launches
>>543021786I wouldn't mind paying a sub but then I would want the ping to not be shit for NA players.I'd pay a sub to shitty blizzard if they actually cared about their shithole game, on turtle if I have an issue and write a GM report I get a literal human whispering me and looking into the issue almost immediately.On official blizzard servers I haven't actually spoke to a human GM in over a decade now and tickets take days for AI to respond.
>>542931320gnomes are just funnygnome warriors = basedgnome anything else = faggots
>>543026697I don't think it's the youtuber's fault anon there is simply too much feature bloat with the number of classes going on
>>543030556>sucks your soul out through your assholeGnome Warlock reporting in
>>543030556>stabs you toy sized knifegnome rogue here
...Pearl!
>>543026697I thought mcdoubles died?someone here said that....
A Panda named Pearl.
pearlgasm
>>543026697Um why is this racist's post not deleted yet? I reported it almost an hour ago. I don't really want to be rude to people just doing their job but come on, what is the moderation on this sub doing?
>>543031460>>543032119>>543032169>>543032198pathetic samefag
just gave pearl a pearlgasm ama
Join <gulag> NOW!
>>543032882why do I get the feeling few members from <Salty Dogs> wormed their way in
Doesn't it hurt to have sex while wearing a chastity cage? Don't people get hard while getting fucked in the ass?
>>543033065ask silkfang and alynstraza
Pearl.that's it.. that's the post.
>>543033065I've seen enough gay porn to know bottoms dont get hard from getting fucked in the ass
>>543033031we're all all here bro. all the wpsg greats are in gulag.we waiting you
>>543033065the male gspot is a fucking myth bro, NO SUCH THING. you falling for gay propaganda.
>>543033443no thanks, thread hijacking jackasses(hey bro let's early fag /wpsg/ and change to turtle to shill pvp realm that died not even a month in)
>>543030556>gnome warriorsYou're goddamn right
>wpsg is tranny goon slop>wowg is tranny goon slop>third thread is dead
>>543034024most the thread is in game screenshots though what you on nigga.
>>543033840that wasn't us you talking about epoch?
all the epoch FOTM troons moved to bronzebeard, an even worse server
>>543035131even deader server more like lmao
gnomes, or gniggers as I like to call them
>>543034440>epochyou're too new to remember then, it was turtle guild that vandalized /wpsg/ and made theads 100 posts early
>>543035997nah just these guys have the bad habbit of using the same names over and over again. I think I see the mix up now.
>>543035954MEDS NOW HOLY FUCK
>>543033987you're suppose to wear a helmet little niggagnomes with helmet off = faggots
>epoch died with a whimper>"SEE SEE SHENNA IS FUCKING FINISHED YASSSS SLAY BLIZZARD"-posts start showing up again>lets ignore how gaytotes lubed up for blizzard first chance he gotlol
>>543036585I'm pretty sure those posts started turning up because Shenna sent Blizzard a letter saying "P-pwease don't shut us down Bwizzard" anon.
>>543036828its funny seeing how deranged and retarded blizz drones are on the wow subredditthey think people play turtle to avoid paying a sub fee LOLbrainwashed morons
>>543036585No one's been playing on epoop for ages, its death being the impetus to a conversation today is a bit farfetched.
>>543037010>they think people play turtle to avoid paying a sub fee LOLThat's part of it. Why do you think so many browns play private servers?
>>543037010yeah bro we clearly just fucking love all the custom turtle content that feels like it was made to be annoying as possible and is filled with broken English. I would pay $20, maybe even $30 a month straight to Blizzard just for the right to play on it.
>>543037590yeah it's totally not the fact that the server bans bots, boost faggots, RMT faggots, and has actual GMs available 24/7totally gatekept by not charging 15 dollars amiright
>>543037809i'd pay in copies of GTA VI which is 100 dollars so i'd pay at least 5 GTA VI copies a month to play on official turtle
>>543037887Can you not read what I said?I said it's PART of why private servers are popular.
>>543038134can you read deez nuts? haha walked into that one ladgottem
>>543038304 (me)I am trans btw, just thought i'd let you know
FUCKING UNBORN VAL'KYR BATTLE PET USED THE SUICIDE SPELL SO I CAN'T GET IT FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>543038394my sonmy baby boymy pride and joywhere did I go wrong?!?!?!
>faction rdf pvp bug>resolves itself reliably after 5-10 minTauri sucks, man.
do you think night elves ever shave down there
probably not
definitely not
>>543038507THIS BITCH IS MINE FINALLY
reminder
>>543039278normally no but mine was forced to by her tauren and orc owners because they wanted to see the bulge better during rape
>>543038517Go fuck yourself dadDon't make me put you back into the elderly care homeI do whatever the fuck I want you old geezer
>>543039278No because I do it for themAll of them
>..heh....nothing person-al mon....AWOOOOOOOOOOOTHE DOKTA IS IN!!!>tfw ganking low level retards with PvP on unitll they pay me to stop>they call in hit squad on me>lol k, just go to a diffrent zone and keep doing iti may get clapped one or two times, but i have made 62g today from extortion and right over 120g yesterday.
>>543041175That didn't happen.
>>543041175mean awhile a fresh 60 prot paladin doing lashers is making 500g an hour
>>543037887Turtle GMs are awful. It's a lottery, you will 70% of the time get your ticket closed and get a useless copy pasted letter from a GM who didn't read your ticket at all.
Any new cool servs in the horizon ? Turtle has funserver talent trees and bronzebeard has tauren paladins Not playing any of that shit
Got all of it myselfFarmed all of it myselfDid everything myselfLess than a week at 60 and full non pvp prebis, with Alterac valley half the way into exaltedI'll get 900€ monday for it, you'll get nothing for all being bad peopleDon't bother replying, I'm closing the thread right after my post
>>543042310fuck off faggot
>>543042310Silkfang WON.
>>543042048every single one of my tickets gets me a instant whisper and they take care of it>fag is wall exploiting flag in wsg>make ticket>GM immediately enters the BG tells him to fuck off or he gets the hammer>fag stops wall exploitingfeels good
>>543042310>playing for 2 weeks>having fun>getting money for itYeah, I kneel.
@543042310imagine doing 1-60 on 1 warrior, getting banned and then doing it all over again for free on a 2nd warriorlmao
900 bucks for wasting your life energy on a screen for an entire week ? Congrats I guess
>>543042980he wasted more than that if you count his first 60 warrior who got bannedhe also plays for 20 hours a day
>>543042563Because those are the fun tickets to answer. Try to make one about having somehow bugged yourself on a quest chain and being unable to pick the next part because of it. You will only get letters telling you to delete WDB or some other bullshit, and you never get a whisper on such tickets. They are only closed with a useless letter.
>>543043173I've never had a quest chain bugsounds like user error
>>543043086Imagine he"ll get shenna bait for selling and perma ban
>>543041765yeah but fat retards type at me "i hate you nigger" when they are dead and i kek at them even more, way more fun than fucking walking around mobs the same way for 12 hours lmfao wtf. some of you crying ass cant play worth a shit kids need to go back to min maxxing on twow or some faggot tranny retail shit, get good or get off LMFAO.
>>543042310No one's paying 900 euros for mere pre-bis anyone can farm infinitelyYou'd be lucky to get that even while having thunderfuryYou are lying, seething, coping, crying, shitting your pants
>>543043373gonna wait until tuesday then report him
Why would I buy that when I can just dm torta and get a lvl 60 full bis with a thunderfury.
>>543043460 (me)before anyone says something, yes i am a mouthbreather and gay. what about it?
>>543044196>stink cum breathewww, fuck off
>>543042310Silkveil I kneel.
>ganker>gay>mouthbreather>hordeLet me guess. Brown too?
>>543042310Snowveil I still really would like to play with you. If its okay with you.
>>543042310Snowfang won.
>>543043857If he was a real acc. Seller then he would never have exposed his character on web. It's just an attention craving faggot. I'll report him just in case
>>543042815Oops! It seems you accidentally forgot to link the post you were replying to >>543042310
pearl would never have sold her account canonically sylma found a way to enter the emerald dream and is sleeping i just know it!!!
>>543042310This thread would be so much better if you were the GM on Turtle WoW, but 4chan are cucks now.
>>543044392>ERRRRRRRMMM ACHULLY JUST BECAUSE I HAVE HIGH RIST WORLD PVP MODE ON DOEST NOT MEAN YOU GET TO ENGANGE ME IN WORLD PVP COMBAT, IM A PROUD TEANS NELF DROOD WITH +41 TO "PLEASE GIVE ME HANDOUTS"LMFAO, holy shit, its like im talking to some 3rd worlder. you have to TAKE THE TIME, to ACTIVATE, WORLD PVP. you have to take extra steps, and yet you cry. fuck i love life.
Why is this brown thing still speaking?
>>543043460>this is someones gay adult male son that smells like B.O and swamp asswew
every turtle player is both gay and a third worlderdeal with it
>>543044903I thought it was only the males that go to sleep
>>543045178lmfao, you must be one of the lil niggas i camped in red ridge high af last night. i bet you get angry and tought of ways of how you could get back at me like some kind of movie LMFAO, i bet you praticed in your head what you were going to say when you filnly kill me at 60. there are doers and retards. you did the retard thing and died, i did the doer thing and did you harder than i did ur mom lmfao.
free xp ain't free, quit crying bitch, you were literally asking for it
>>543045462only thing your camping is your chair with that stank ass swamp ass odor oozing out your room
>>543045276she found a way to be with skoll forever
>>543045890and you typed that ded LMAO
Just looked in the mirror and realized I look exactly like a world of warcraft ogre
>>543046041>talks about people having headcanon>literally creating headcanon right before our very eyes as we speaksettle down laddie
>>543046182DED LMFAO, come get some in darkshire rn, HR/Merc. i bet you wont even show up pussy lmfao, im 37:0 rn, and just picked up another 15g here. maby ill in redridge by the time you show up, or ill just meet you in wetlands and farm you there. what are you going to do about it, cry? LOL
>"SHIIIET WHITBOI WONT EVEN SHO HIS FACE"
>>543046362
>>543046626gg lil bro, retail is only $15 and you only have to press one button, might be more your speed. LMAO
So lonely... So cold...
>>543046746WEW lads the smell is too strong we're going to need island fresh for this one
>>543046864Silkfang...
why are horde so brownand why are horde PVPers even browner
>>543046878>ERRRRRRRRR IM BAD SO ITS OTHER PEOPLES PROBLEM, AND WHEN I GET GANKED ALL I CAN DO IS CRY EVEN KNOW ITS MY OWN ISSUE, SO YOU SMELL BECUAE IM BAD, YOU HAVE TO SMELL BECAUSE YOUR A SAD AND SHUT IN LIKE MELMFAO, holy kek, im about to go to the movies then dinner, after im going to go balls deep in my wife and coom so fucking hard, then im going to log on the game, go to darkshire, and fuck low level cucks with HIGH RISK turned ON, and fuck them even harder than i will fuck my slam pig of a breeder wife. its over.
>>543046518
>>543046997You have seen classic, even when the server is 99% horde, they will go out of their way to gank lvl 20 zones.
>>543047120You should change your characters name to Swampbooty
Why am I getting so lonely and miserable at night man I just want to fish and stuff
>>543047351because you're a 30+ yo man with no family
>>543042980Oops! It seems you accidentally forgot to link the post you were replying to >>543042310
>>543047351umm same
>>543047351
selling full prebis + some t1 pieces dps warrior on ambershire HAS THE MC REALM FIRST TITLE, comes with a holy paladin on nordanaarmessage misudezu777 on discore
A panda named Pearl.
>>543049157i'll give you 15 dollars and a few coupons for retailshops
>>543042310That account wont sell for more than 200 if youre lucky.T3 characters on nord go for like 400-500
>>543051230Who buys that?
>>543051561guys who want to pvp and are prone to saying the nigger word when they lose so they get banned
my penis when discovering a new fetish
>>543051230>comparing a fresh server to non freshhttps://www.mmoprovider.com/accounts/wow-private-server?apply&filters%5Bserver%5D=912814&filters%5Brace%5D=&filters%5Bclass%5D=&filters%5Bprice%5D=a character to 60 with no gear and nothing and just a basic mount is 180 for ambershirea warrior is 220 there is no warrior being sold with gear because they are the most in demand900 for full prebis and T1/2 might be a reach but he can probably get 600 minimum for it
>>543036828It was a public post though?
>>543040110Remember when Wow did Pokemon and Nintendo didn't go after themWhat gives
>>543052427Would you fight someone your height and build or fight some guy smaller than you?
>>543042310I really wanted to play with you, I'm sad I won't be able
>>543042980Seems like he enjoyed himself.
>>543047221yours is already named Nelftanny and you RP in duskwood. i killed you 4 times yesterday confirmed by map/honor spy at 23.75/35.56 in daskwood. infact you type and say the exact same thing in game as you are on 4chan right now. its okay my confused diddled retard tranny RPer, im going to come kill you no matter what unless you turn off high risk. Level 26 female (male) night elf; druid, guild VOID. >pic/file name rel
>>543053174No no he totally wasted his time by having fun, making up drama with your guild in the thread while sperging about drama is how you don't waste your time, actually.
we're really just never gonna be free of this guy and his embarrassing samefagging unless india gets nuked are we
is anyone interested in buying a warrior on Ambershire with the Ironfoe + Modrag’zan set? Also has 6/8 t05
Who should I buy?
>>543053426>289.99 for a turdle paladinAHAHAHA
Pearl!
pearl come join us on evermoon
>>543054178i'm on itmy ign: trvmp
>>543054475>pearl>paladinI don't think so
how long do I have to reach level 100 on tauri?
>>543054178no skoll? no soul
>>5430549601-2 days played
>>543054960You have until midnight.Expect consequences if you fail to meet my expectations.
pearl is a panda? I thought they were a nelfie....
Indian Special Forces
>>543055286pearl was a panda and she liked to sit on her raider's faces if they parsed well
6 hours into my 12 hour ERP session, what supplements should I take to ensure I don't die?
>>543057668vitamin A,B12,D2,D3,K, calcium and you skizomeds
>>543057668Your HRT I would assume
>>543052192He doesn't have t1/t2.The ones you posted are what people are asking for and its in dollar, doubtful if theyre going to sell for that.Hes asking for 1050 dollars basically, and he says he will sell it within days, ive seen the same characters be up for weeks and who knows if the owner didnt just give up after that.
>>543057668magnesium, zinc, l-citrullin and electrolytes>>543057935retard
>>543053382You will have to pay me to play on a server that has nothing to do but go MC once a week.
>>543058317how much
>>543058317your onyxia and world boss sir?
>>543057668Why do posts like these stay up but if you post Arthur Couton it gets deleted.
>>543058926What some french faggot does in real life has nothing to do with this game.ERP is a central theme to WoW.
>>543058926>but if you post Arthur Couton it gets deleted.no it doesn't lolgo look it up in the archives, you'll find one, maybe two posts with it that were deleted and literally hundreds that weren't
>>543059423>ERP is a central theme to WoW.no.roleplaying is. erp is a mental illness that should be isolted within the walled garden of your faux private discord chatrooms
it do be do be do! >:)
>>543058486lets say 60 bucks per hour in MC, im not farming cons or anything, walking to MC is on the house.
here is the average ascensionfagyes they all sound black
>>543062062types more like a white eu dweeb
only alexensual can save turtle wow now
>>543062263Alex went from rightfully shitting on shenna to praising her as the savior of classic.He is a superfag.
>>543062369he just wants her to dress up like a kangaroo
>>543062369never underestimate alex's ability to do the complete opposite of what he once said
>>543062369>He is a superfag.oh really.
LOL
>screencaps own unfunny post>LOL>chatgpt ai slop imageBravo, I am officially upgrading you to pajeet tier.You are no longer just a regular pvp shitskin.
>>543064559why does one pvp shitskin killing other pvp shitskins make you mad thoughit's not like he's killing normal people, pvp is off by default.
>>543064649I hate shitskins and there is a separate general for that server that he can shit up.
>>543064559average ganker has tapwater temperature iq dont expect much
>>543053426No way, do people actually pay that for a private server account? Hard to believe
>>543066191shenna & crogge used to sell probably hundreds of characters on elysium
>>543064860>>543064559pajeet vibes
>>543064860i shit you not, i probly kill that lil tranny ally faggot so many times when they thought they were going to be competivie and get bloodforged gear, i have 100s of msg from lil retards crying. do you self a favor buddy, >>543064860, go back to retail, soon you can RP LAGGLESS in your own player houseing. let twow/BBC+ compete in the real player space. >turns PvP on>gets mad at PvPlol, LMAO even>>543066839they so mad because I dunk on them so much, the best part, its just a fucking game, and if your investing this much time emotionaly, your a fucking loser. the hole point of the game is world PvP. you retards, talking will never make you understand, so i will get my pleasure with your vitural blood. pic rel>me and the girl you wanted, to, be your gnome gf pocket healer, but saw you type while ded LMAO
>>543068209what are you even talking about dude
>>543068380its amazing how he can type so much, yet say so little
>>543068209damn swamp ass you still here?I went out got a steak and just got back, go shower little buddy.
>>543068380>>543068560im so fuggin high man,rn, im just having a good time man. all im saying is your trannys are onions fags and you cry about having to put in ANY effort into anything. your lost, i wont, i beat you to a higher level now because of my efforts I reap the spoils. you walking back to your body over and over. https://youtu.be/dX5lUU2Ugzk?list=PLVoyKxHMGv3M5IGDtKFiNcUgfGOtn85N1
>>543047428am i meant to have a family?
>>543068209>>543069063pajeet vibes
>>543042980>900 a week to play wowand this is meant to be bad?
>>543070986thats assuming he will even get 900 for it
bro if you could get 900eu for a prebis character the population would literally quadruple with third worlders there are whole ass villages dedicated to grinding video games for real money, check this out https://youtu.be/4ahOF2H7fLE?si=oOc9fvTZzACr338irunescape's the easy one to make money in because everything being buyable and the ability to lose gorillions in seconds with in game gambling means there's a huge market from gambling addicts, and they're still not making as much per hour doing this as this fraud expects us to believe he's going to when he didn't even get that gear optimally and venezuelan villagers teaming up would get to that point in a fraction of the timewhat a completely uninformed lie
>>543071584if a pajeet could make 900 euros in a week by leveling a character to 60 and getting t0.5, the servers would crash.
*Backstabs you* Heh, nothing personnel kid
>>543071584only a pakistani could figure out how to do this, an indian could never.
>>543053382If this is a serious offer I’m genuinely interested. I get the feeling it’s a troll though.
>>543042310Can I get some of the money
>>543042310who tf buys this shit
>>543042310>the gold I sent to her will be sold to some greasy indianbros....
>>543074761Retard whales that have more money than sense. Refuse to put in work and buy their way through.
>>543042310Where's the slash played?
completely organic
completely inorganic
Pearlfang won.
>>543071584he's lying obviouslynot even scarab lord accounts sold for that much back when there was an exploit to merge accounts with old scarab lord ones and get the title and mount on your main.if there's ever an easy way to make money through mmo's the turdworld faggots swarm it like locusts chinks/poop indians all of those nasty fuckers are like vultures for stuff like thisJust look at the recent articles about chink fisher boats deleting literally the ocean with their locust tier bugman mentality to nonstop consume
>>543075742>chinksThey are not the #1 gold farmers anymore, since china actually reached a way better standard of living.They might still bot and lie, but they are gold buyers these days instead of the sellers.Most of today's sellers are a diverse variety of pakis, malaysians, filipinos, indonesians etc etc
>>543071584>some lo-fi musicYeah, it's gaming time
>>543076084difference?
Mining brings prosperity!
>>543074761Chinese. Whenever you see a non-chink name in a chink guild it’s because they bought that character.Next week you might see Snowveil in some chink guild raiding MC. Meanwhile the actual Snowveil will be 900 euros richer for a week’s “work” of playing Wow.Personally I’d say it’s just shitposts.
>>543077328i thought the chinese loved grinding
>>543071584Silkcuck has been caught and proven wrong multiple times and he will just stop addressing the topic or go>uuuh but it SHOULD be the way i want it too youre all dumb!
>Friday night>Ambie is dead
>>543077259hey you, fuck off my ore, yeah
what bot did silkfang use for the fresh account?
>>543077259Fartotrax
>>543079196wait till you find out about epoch and bbc...
>>543077952Yes and no. They play grindy games but the grindy games have p2w options and black markets to skip the grinds. So you have three Chinese players:1) Farmers who grind to sell to other players. They also provide grinding services such as grinding reps for you. These are typically poor class Chinese.2) Players who play and grind and put maybe a little money into the game. These are typically working middle class Chinese or NEETs.3) Paypigs that pay to skip grinds. This includes whales who spend thousands. These are typically upper middle class to upper class Chinese or NEETs, or people with strong gaming addictions who put themselves into debt over video games.If Silkfang is legit selling his character it will likely be bought by 1 to be resold to 3.
And I will add that one of the Chinese addons for Turtle that translated custom quests had ads for goldselling and character selling attached.
>another UBRS with retards too dumb to do Valthalak
>>543081312theyre gonna have a field day on those upcoming titanforged servers
>>543083926what happened sis?
>>543084147Bad healers and blinkered DPS. Basically I'm the only White person on turtle.
>>543084275>being wh*teoh nononoonononononono
>>543079813the no life swamp ass bot
I'm surprised that queues are pretty quick even as DPSthough I only get grouped with horde jajas
Good Morning Gentlemen and GentlefolX
>>543007290>Shenna>Being open about anythinglol, lmao even. Fuck that cunt
red pill on tauri. is it worth playing?
>>543091473I think the gameplay is funRDF queues are Bussin if you just wanna dungeon spam
>>543091473do your own research
>>543084275But Silkfang did it, why couldn't you?
>Silkfang will be banned before reaching 60>Silkfang will never be full prebis>Silkfang will never join a raiding guild[YOU ARE HERE]>Silkfang will never sell his account for 900>Silkfang will never make a new account while having fun while everyone seethes for 900 more
>>543093230It's funny how the crab bucket mentality of 4chan never fails. They lost their best player and they don't even realize it. /wpsg/ guilds went from having 60+ players to 10 to 15 retards forced to pug.
>still sockpuppeting lmao
>>543093230>>543093349>mentally ill man in a dress has to play alone and only has shitty pre raid gearlmaaaooooooooooo
What server is Felkiss on?
great thread
What server is Sylma on?
>>543092695Does troonveil have a slow&steady exhaustion immortal lorekeeper with a geared heal, dps, and tank spec? I thought so.
>>543073383I'm completely serious, but the account is registered with a temporary email, if that's not an issue for you...
You fishYou conquer<gulag>You join.
>>543099923congrats, go get Nat Pagle
>>543100158
I made a gnome hunter on Tauri and there are no quests after the first couple. Calling a pet doesn't summon anything and I don't get taming until 13. Was Legion broken like this or is it just the server not giving a shit about the new race/class combos?
>>543100946>>543100946>>543100946new bread
>>543018960>settlementfrom the look of it they don't know who the fuck they're suing
