>>542872967>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/>exam tourneyhttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Zwcy7KjR3KW9Z32mcmoIol-bb2NTShq9oc25idDbhkg>arts and crafts tourneyhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/16aX8LpawZEfofV0gn-Au2kIrXNYKe8MTp1M8RfmyE18/edit?usp=sharing>registration (until November 6th)https://forms.gle/H9vM46AnCQqFkr4b6>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1GOhEYXLbWSzwdx5XWcGVRb4TH92eZ2Q0duYCqfLjUrM/edit?usp=sharing
Sloppin' around at the speed of sound!Got videoes to watch, gotta follow my recommended
After mastering choux pastry last week, this week I shall master the genoise. I am /mjg/s Master Baker
>>542979783>mastered choux pastryProve, I don't believe you at all.Also sheep would never do that, unless it's some sort of long term plan to mog the fr*nch.
>>542979783Who? I hardly knew choux.
>>542979876I already ate them (profiteroles).
>>542979783I thought the Welsh only knew how to make grilled cheese on toast
>>542979390why would she wear that when cleaning?
>>542979783What about being /mjg/'s Master Baiter?xenia-5.png
>>542980302What's wrong with it?
>>542979783I have my own bakery and I challenge you to a bake-off
New thread, new me
>>542980694What's this, some kind of Yakitate! Japan episode?
>>542980694Oh, you're challenging me? I'll probably lose but I'm always up for a fight.
GLORIOUS DAY
GLORIOUS DAYAsapin on the telly!
So that's why sometimes we have so many threads, we have multiple bakers here
>>542980694>>542981018Hahi! I want to try anon's baked goods! What a nice hobby to have, baking!
>>542981018The cake I made for my nieces birthday last week, it was two toasted almond & pistachio spongecakes, the middle was filled with a homemade pistachio & pear italian cream and the white frosting is vanilla infused meringue.Owaridana
Now you have to make a Koromo cake for A&C
>>542981359
>>542981359Damn that's good. I'm fucked. I'll post my shortcake in a few days when i make it.
>>542981359what a cake!
okada...
>>542981359The decoration has a good attempt but nowhere near my levelI also made a car shaped cake for one of my nephew last year, I can dig up the pic if you are interested
EZ 4 HAGI
SEX with LITTLE GIRLS
>>542982025yoo thats looking good, I have two left hands despite being a baker so decorations are definitely not my forte. I do think mine dont lose to anything tastewise though
>there's even more Master Bakers
I had a roommate who started baking to pick up chicks in university but ended up just doing it whenever he was stressed. Should I pick up baking too?
I can microwave instant noodles and grill Korean BBQ, that must make me a master chef
>>542982321Cooking and to a lesser extent baking will ensunre you are husband material. Also its just fun and useful. You can feel like you are productive
>>542979390MAHJONGAS!
>>542982321Woah! soufflé go up!
>>542982205Pistachio and pear are usually a good choice so I do not doubt that>>542982249Baking cakes is my side hustle, I have connections with three pastry companies in my city>>542982321It's a good hobby if you have friends and a family you care for
I'd be baking anime girls and mahjong tiles if I cared about baking.
Okay, we can go back to being NEETs now.
deserved being coward
The random skills that this general has is always surprising
I have no skills...
>>542982574Get a load of this, Sheentia. Blue goes purple with just a squeeze of lemon!https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7-6052hTZ6w
fucking random yakumans ruining my game
>>542982914I can also put both my feet behind my head
I don't have any skills.I suck at everything I try.M1 and looping btw, idk if that matters.
Disgusting luckshit from Hairman as usual
>fatsumata
>>542982994DON'T PUT LEMON IN MY HAIR
Hahi! You might think you don't have any skills, but most people are born that way too! You have to develop your skills, they're not free! Just find something you're interested in and keep doing it and your expertise in that area will surely increase!
>>542981359>>542982025
>>542982914We have>game devs>translators>server admins>bakers>cooks>fighting game champions>artists>writersWhat else?
>wasting pastries before A&C
>>542983236youtube phds
>>542983236The strongest Riichi Mahjong players in the west.
>>542983236underground beyblade tourney participants
>>542983236NEETs. I can cook and bake but suck at presentation
>>542983362...the what now?
>>542983236CocktailsOrigami Cross dressingI think someone mentioned making perfumes
>>542983236I masturbate
>>542983656>making perfumesMight as well make moonshine instead
>>542983389sing up for the UGBT
did the beast sex guy have a autism toy
>>542983389check last threadbattles between spinning top users with machined steel parts and razors
nigger killed my yakuman fuck
>>542983236I restore old POTS phones that I find for cheap at flea markets and garage salesmahjong
>>542983885He was fiddling with something but I didn't catch it
>>542984018I should pick up soldering soon
Hagi...
>ura sanOwari da.
>talent mogged by literally everyone on /mjg/
Trashizawa is such a luckshitter, it's disgusting.
>>542982025those are the most balkan looking kitchenwall tiles I have seen.Romania or Poland is my guess
>>542981359what's the horn made of?
>>542985704>balkan>doesn't mention any balkan countries Smartest westie
>>542985704tiled kitchen walls where common everywhere in the 90s
>>542985704This post would somehow piss off anyone from Romania, Poland, or the Balkans.
>>542981359umapyoi
>>542986229did not piss me off, it's accurate
>>542986229I'm not pissed, anon is quite correct. Only thing that would have tied the whole picture together are doilies or a "The Abduction from the Seraglio" carpet.
>>542986032Yugoslavia!
>>542982994>tranny colors
The Nigger 2
can someone post this edit it always makes me laugh
No
>>542988374
Kino table incoming
Anyone still here?
>>542989892I'm watching.
niceu
>>542989963did you win
>>542989963nevermind
>>542990160>not going for tsuiisoucringe
>really want to play ranked>remember I usually get raped for no reason>don't play ranked
>>542990160>not going for chiitoideserved
>>542982321we baking now? I'm still in the lentils soup meta
>>542990160>Be last with 2700 pts>FoldGold room
>>542990597If 3rd gets hit by a mangan he gets 3rd
My favorite yakus? Junchan and chanta
>>542990672>hoping someone gets hit by mangan to get out of lastGold room indeed.
>>542990596Just know how to cook and you'll already be ahead. Work out and get fit as well.
>play rank for no reason>I'm actually pretty retarded but good at the same time>no wonder I'm m1 looper
>>542990596I gave you the perfect recipe how are you still on that
>good>m1 looper
>>542991281How do I spectate your game?
>>542991382>he doesn't know astral projection
>>542991382you can stalk him, its free.
>>542991865Clack!
Click Clack Snap
what would leia blobs say
>>542991865What a weak ass dama, wtf..
>>542992125Soup
>>542992125Alas we'll never know because Leiafags can't even be bothered to make an emote edit.
>>542992324>LeiafagsAll 0 of them
>someone in the table is 1 lose away from deranking>gets all the free winsseeing it 3 times in a day is quite suspicious
>>542992324
Do you watch your friend anons playing ranked? Do you cheer for them, happy when they win and sad when the don't perform well? Or gloat thinking that you would play it better in 100% of games?
>>542992010THE TENSION'S REAL
Yuzu
Redhagfags we drinking good
>Leia has a ring on her fingerWhat the fuck? Is she married/engaged?
>>542992754Single mother of two (Yuzu & Kaavi)
>>542992754Wrong hand
oh no
>>542992754Yeah, to me
>>542992826zamn souphag cooked that hard?!
>>542992829Then it'd mean that she's engaged?
>>542992829In most places of Europe, it's on the right hand
>>542992893Yes, she cooks
Leiabros, is she not for (you)?
>>542992856kek
>>542992162no way I'm going to commit 4-way riichi on that shit, I would have won the round if it wasn't for shimocha feeding that only dangerous tile in the last few draws.
>>542993179She is a dominatrix who refers to you as a seedling. Take a guess.
>>542993428>seedling
>>542992162Fourth riichi aborts the hand, dama is the only way to actually win it.
>>542993534What's the point of winning 3rd place?>>542993392With a reset you can get a 1st or go for 3rd again. You are a pussy, that's all you are. You are just as weak as your dama. Don't even bother answering, I'll just ignore you, lol.
>>542994242>What's the point of winning 3rd place?
>>542994242He's dealer, retard.
>>542994242Imagine being this retarded. Go play rank instead, moron.
>>542994447>surely I win this ryanmen with 3 riichis on the tableAnon...
Would you like to join me in the Math exam tourney?
>>542994573No
It's objectively retarded to take that dama over the reset as dealer, that anon has a point.Congrats on the 3rd place, anon-chama.
I watched Kairo (2001) yesterday and it wasn't very good. I think they explained too much. I much preferred Audition.For today it's:Ran 1985.Criterion.Collection.Bluray.1080p.DTS-HDMA.4.0.HEVC-DDR[EtHD]cynthia-7.png
believing yourself to be perfect is often the sign of a delusional mind
>>542977831Why did R**** do it??
>>542994894>oftenBut what are the odds?
>>542994894
>>542994557Your odds of winning this are better than of winning the next hand.
Mahjong!
Chris Chan and Bob fight but its Pirate voices
>>542995293No, the odds of winning the next hand are higher for you if you are better the better player at the table.
>Daisangen tenpai waiting for 1 more haku>ruined by a tanyaoICHIHIME
Grok create me a video of Nodoka from Saki at a Riichi mahjong table. She should be slamming her winning tile down as she finishes her hand with a serious expression. Exciting music should play in the background as the words "Pinfu Nomi" comes on the screen in a fancy font at the end being her winning hand. Nodokas black plushie penguin is on her lap.
It should be illegal to post a mahjong opinion if you're below a certain stable rank.
>>542983236troonpu
>>542996892No we value Kress and her opinions
>>542996892I agree as long as that stable rank is at least one rank below mine
>>542998057Daily reminder Onpu is still a kekpert after all these years
>>542997631Befuddling ritualpost
Reminder that the expected value gain of riiching a pinfu nomi is very low. You don't need to riichi it every time just because some stupid book tells you to.
>>542998768your ura reps?
>>542998768>just settle for less points for no reason bro
Bravo burgerkeks
I came.https://exhentai.org/g/2441769/c624dab3a3/
>>542999374If this is your standard for dead I don't want to go anywhere near your home general
>>542999374One cute little spamming tranny posting nigger babble and fgo twinks is all it takes for /mjg/ to fold?
>>542999554I never fold
>>542998768what did he mean by this
>samefagging againSome people never learn
Koito big win
>>542999895
>>543000370>furiten>one 2m leftis povkun retarded
TO here, I have removed the 7 game limit and updated the sheet, you are welcome.>mfw this thread
>>543001007It's one bad actor, don't draw attention to itReport and ignore
It's a good thread, sir.
>>543001340Don't you have a dick to suck somewhere Ako?
>>542998768>riichi>pinfu>ippatsu>tsumo>ura
>>543001661kys retarded nigger, menpin and mentanpin are the foundation of mahjong
>>543001007fix J43
Also rig it while you're at it.
stop posting /vt/ posts onpu you brown retard
>>543001603The increase is only 700 points on average. Many local situations will mean ranked EV becomes better to dama easily. Still if you have a normal headstart riichi it is just free points so you should just slam the riichi.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2VpR8HahKc
I can't win a handWhat tf is happening
>>543002586https://files.catbox.moe/t3rdcl.mp4
>>543003024try dama
>>543002304Chasing with a pinfu nomi is retarded, just say that instead of phrasing it like "more points = bad"
what went wrong?
>>543003261wrong?
>>543003175Chasing with pinfu nomi is just fine. Chasing the dealer with you are on his genbutsu is retarded.
>>543003261Soulless big pharma team
>>543003405Strokebro, rewrite your post.Also menpin chase might be fine depending on the points situation and bakyo, yeah. But usually it's a reckless gamble with little rewards that can horribly backfire.
>ctrl+f deletedsugoi
>>543003261They are doing the underdog act
>>543003647What's underdog?
why can't these jeet admins range ban this retard's country
>>543003731Why can't you learn to simply ignore and move on?
>>543004226Toki is this real?
bravo eurokeks
>>543002304maybe in south 3/4
>>543003159It's like the 8th dama and nobody dealt in
>>543004824try riichio
>>543004521https://files.catbox.moe/rf275m.mp4
East 1, Turn 6. We are the dealer. WWYD?
>>543005160the fish
>>5430051609s
>>5430051609s?
>>543005160Riichi 6sriichi +2 is enough
>>543005160Riichi suji trap.
it's 4s we're forcing the yakumeme
>>5430051606s riichi
>>5430051606s riichi ya
I was always under the impression that I've read King Lear and just entirely forgot about it, but I've ended up spoiling myself by reading the summary to see if I remember anything...
anon that said dropping penchan before lone 2 might be cooking
bravo burgerkeks
>>543006819lone 2? fuck no, that's just another penchan-to-be
>>543006819You can only do shit like that if your hand will be a bad wait nomi or you have six blocks otherwise keep your penchan.
>>543005160And the right answer is>>543005338>>543005342>>543005642>>5430065476s as these anons predicted. 8888>>543005291>>5430053299s can work for tanyao but it's slow and the potential opening will lose us the value we would have earned with tanyao. 2p-9s shanpon has a good potential here with 6s riichi since we have 3 of the 7s in our hand, blocking the usefulness of the 9s. >>543005394Yakuman is too slow here. A tsumo win can net us sanankou dora 2 which is already plenty. >>543005275That's a chombo.
>>543006756should've watched Ran (1985) instead
>>543007151I am watching Ran and saw that it was similar to King Lear during a Google search that I did about the katana's curvature...
>>5430071349s is also terminal suji.
>>543007134Forgot to link the video https://youtu.be/0pp8W4kSIyg
I don't suppose the last squares were submitted while I was gone?
>>543007339I've got C6
>>543007134Hypothetically speaking, what if both other 9s were already discarded (discarding lone terminals or penchans early happens after all), then what would be the right course of action here?
Mendelcutie sex with Kress
>>54300762699s for tanyao
Kman and mson built such a reputation here that I refuse to believe they would just leave without looking back. They must still be here with alts.
>>543007626Pray to your dead classmate to influence the tile you will draw.
lole
>>543007626I'm not Uzaku but I would say staying dama and discard 9s. If we draw 8s next just take the tsumo. If we draw anything else then go for tanyao shapes. Developing a shape in lower/middle souzu or pinzu shouldn't be that difficult, even if every manzu draw is a wasted draw here.
>>5430080799s cut isn't tenpai
Majsoul Friends Room 11051(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=11051
>>543008048Grok have the small goblin girl uppercut the breast monster right in her stupid fat tit. She should say "Get off me you big breasted efficiency freak."
>>543008048Breast envy is hot even when the flat girl is ultimately sexier
>>543008171okay
>>543008369Certainly.https://files.catbox.moe/q1cu3p.mp4
>>5430081833/4.
>>543008171You are right, I was thinking ahead. 8s draw gives tenpai we can take is what I meant.
>>543008881Don't fuck with taco.>>543008562I'd unironically gargle his cock to get that for local generation.
Leave Onpu to me
Majsoul Friends Room 29543(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=29543Remake because afkfag
>>543009886why didn't you kick him first retard
>>543009013
>>543009960it was a new one imbecile
Maybe Frank should have just let him go to the meetup after all
>>543010039don't respond to it
>>543010139but i'm not a bot
>>543010339Good post
OOOOOOOOOO
Little Rocket Lab
Doragon shoot that faggot
>>543011501Dora... gun?
>>543011614
>ctrl+f [deleted]>32 matchesbravo onpukeks
>>543011239I'm playing that right now it is not bad but no factorio still enjoying it. https://files.catbox.moe/2kdyfi.mp4
AI was a mistake
>>543012098AI has had devastating effects on my masturbatory habits
>>543012390post cock laasti
>>543010861
>our fu ji in the grand finalstrongest community in the west!
Linux sucks I'm going back to Windowsamaekoromo-8.png
>kirinji steve is forgotten
>>543014403his turn is coming up next
>>543014403Your going crazy Steve.https://files.catbox.moe/dfedvm.mp4
>>543014403>literal who that doesn't even play Steve anymore
>>543009886GG, thanks for the fun games
If you can't stick to a main, I'll just forget about you.
Need more AI slop porn of Steve
>Steve when she sees sanshoku
Hijikata funny moments - Gintama "銀魂"cynthia-7.png
>>543016829Holy based.Holy retard.Holy soul.
>>543003175Do your sms reps
Post the sanshoku soundpost.
jyanshi for this feel?
https://www.youtube.com/live/vTsLt5tpyXk?si=BTBV4l0nAlzJKSzJ&t=4277
>De De Pyaar De 2 official trailer
>>543017630Okay Sheentia, that's enough slop for you for today. I'm turning the telly off.
>>543017470You're welcome
>>543014398filtered
>>543017910
>>543017952Yeah yeah buddy, whatever. Just never make me use "gnome" again.
>>543001002ryanpeikou or die trying
>
Ryan's pecker.
>>543017804
>>543018917cynthia-6k.png
>>543018449Reverse-raping Ryan!
>>543018090If only kde didn't look like a vietnamese windows. I enjoyed my time with gnome after a few tweaks.
Most soulful panda edit.Thank you all for looking at it and letting it drain your life essence.
>>543019442panda has a stupid face
For me, it's dumbfuck juice
Reject panda, this is a sheep thread.
>>543019909
So, when is the queue not dead, I still need to play some qualifier games.
https://x.com/loweronesjacket/status/1978532174958628881
>>543021467If TO can fix it so that these games wouldn't count towards my score anymore, I'd help out.
>>543019336gnome is a joke and not a particularly funny one, gnome 3 is almost 15 years old and still needs "extensions" for basic functionality
TO, STOP THE COUNT
Majsoul Friends Room 54282 (4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=54282
I wish snow leopards were real
>>5430229183/4come back chunni
My favorite ryanmen shape? 67
I don't need to play math tourney games but are people actually trying to get them done?
>>543022509It really doesn't. And if you're talking about stuff like printer configuration, that fault lies with Linux shenanigans itself. >muh desktop OS
>>543022918just realised it's no tipsnice
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_meme
>le fukumaru koito
Aru got her memes from wikipedia
4 bad posts in a row? let me make that 5
Time to reset that counteramaekoromo-0.png
my post wasn't bad
>>543023559>It really doesn'tYou can't even change the scroll speed on your mouse or turn on VRR. In order to get desktop icons, a basic application launcher, or basic window control functionality like minimize and maximize you need to install extensions or GNOME Tweaks. It's a joke of a desktop and the leadership behind the project actively stalls any attempt to make usable. There's a reason why companies like Valve are shipping KDE in their devices by default instead.Mahjong.
>>543023419What the fuck is this alpha shit meme
>>543022918ggs only got time for one>0 pts
>>5430229183/4 again, come play!
>>543026247>>543022918full again! thanks for joining
>>543024968Stop trying to fit your expectations from Windows on other original desktop environments. You don't need any of that shit. Though I do use it with dash to panel and arcmenu.
>>543026904>You don't need any of that shit.>I do use [extensions that directly address my complaints]
>>543027637Only your valid complaints.
In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony sanshoku's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my own intelligence.
I'm not going to be able to finish my math tourney games, am I.
>>543028608Let's just try to get a game started in 20mins, I'll also queue.
>>543028678>holding handsmy slut sense is tingling
>>543027637Those extensions and the ones you talked about tweak the UI, you'd also need them to make windows look and behave like something like macOS. Although, you're right in how the devs are plain evil in blocking contributors from adding features. And valve is sane in using KDE since gnome is rather unapproachable for tweaks with their Adwaita toolkit and most Linux programs use QT anyway. But all that doesn't bother end-users who just want to game and browse unless you want to console war.
Mahjong.
>>543029353AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>543022918gg lads, thanks for the gamesthat menhon ittsu hurt pretty bad
>>543022918GG
Online: 2
https://may.2chan.net/b/src/1760721866194.png
>started
>>543030707
>>543030496why does she have bird poop all over herself?
>>543031535You should be able to recognize that bird poop.
i went to sleep for 2 hours and we have 40 deleted post, did some schizo lose it again
I want to play mahjong, but later.
>>543031698it's from Joseph's bird!
>>543031698>names
I want to kill myself but later
>>543032357
>>543032440you rolled 0 anon, you have to kill yourself NOW
>>543032573I can't, I'm at work
what the fuck was that ron skip saki.
>>543033325He's retarded, ignore him. He will do anything to kan
>>543033772Are you a spy too?
>>>/vt/105599162
>>543035297Year 6 sure had a mostly dogshit female lineup
>>543032484>black backgroundCP
Ron plus Pon is PeiMinus Kan thats ChiQik Mafs
>>543036332I would too, mostly because I'm not confident in my ability to hold a table hostage with renchans
What's her problem?
>>543036718
>>543018090>gnomeI'm sorry that happened to you. GNOME is seriously the worst DE in existence right now and the only reason anyone still pushes it is because it used to be decent like 20 years ago. There are plenty of DEs that are not only more friendly for windows refugees but also just better in general. Next time you get sick of ads in the start menu, just go with Linux Mint instead of whatever broken meme distro you got psyopped into trying. The MATE version and the Cinnamon version are both fine and will both be way less cancerous than GNOME.
>>543037072But what if I like feet?
I'm gnot a gnelfAnd I'm not a gnoblin
>>543037173You can customize the mint menu to have whatever icon you want.
>>543037072
I jerked off to my topless imouto pic again
Based oniichan
I jerked off to grok ai slop again.
Based gooner
>>543036808Kino.
>>543035375
>>543037634Most unlucky banana,
>>543037634>not even a touhoupoor bastrd
The animation on this is so nice.https://youtu.be/dqOYnsKdrIo?si=1RwaY9boUQfIVrrT&t=58
>>543037634>even if he hit ura it wouldn't matterSo unlucky...
>>543037847mahjong?
>>543037847
>>543036653Mortal looks wrong here this hand can save you throwing it away from a nomi is weak.
>>543037948the ura did matter!>>543037784i did get a touhou, see pic related
>>543039229Good 2hu.
>>543039627Oh yeah?
>>543038786basederic is love
>>543039229Holy crackers, he actually did.
>>543039229I forgor about ippatsu
Gnome?
>>543037847Looks shit.
>>543035039No? There is only one Saki here
ransei eating slop
pho > ramen
i drag my country's average down in every stat
I drag down the whole planet's average IQ by several points.
dacchi/pyoi
>>543043186
>try to take a nap>vivid hallucinations of kissing the eyelids of some girl i used to work with half a decade agoi think i'll play ranked today
>>543042170>ai slop piss filter
Is the team tourney over?Did we wonnered?
>>543044210No one wonEveryone involved lost
>>543044210Yes, we did.
IT'S NOT FAAAAAAIR
>>543044210NO COUNTONO COUNTOOOONO COUNTO DAAA
>>543045639
>>542979390
Kill all hanniggers
>R**** opened the threadWelp, time to close the tab, see you guys tomorrow
>>543047101you won't do shit
Thats what all this is about hahahaA fucking subhuman furry nigger from fgo having a mental episode
>>543044210>leia
If Leia isn't a hag, who is?
>>543047790Hag is a hag. The rest are not hags, because they are not a Hag. It's really easy to understand.
Just read Saki Chapter 179
>>543047509who?
KEIKUMUSUME, LOSE
Saki-chan Is a Succubus's Child
>>543048374The faggot spammer
Post one Hanner emote and everyone loses their minds
https://mjgbooru.com/post/7011
>>543049679
https://www.reddit.com/r/Mahjong/comments/1o8yftg/mahjong_coachingteaching_lessons_looking_for/
>>543052413STOP_WAR is running out of beer money
>>543052413The first celestial.. (saint 3, cheater, Russian)
>>543052413ruZZianbros...gotta teach mahjong to redditors to make ends meet now...
>>543052413>top commentI see him often leaving posts on one of our local's profile.
Doko?
>>543052817
>>543052774K*** is alright
>>543053079No he isn't.t. Played mahjong with him IRL.
Majsoul Friends Room 56557(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=56557
Is our next rep playing today?
Kyuu posts here
I post in my local myspace group about the friendlies here
Kyun! Vampire girl
Penchan? More like penshant.
>>543054003he got shamed for ragequitting here. he will carry that humiliation for the rest of his life.
Would you like to become a celestial?
>>309058008holy based
Red had is the greatest hag and that's a red truth nuke.
>>543054205that's not actually him
>>543053754Started!
>>543054162No thanks, I don't want to play ranked
I don't join rooms made by people whose names start with the 4th element on the periodic table
>>543052774He’s a /jp/-tenhou era oldfag
Is this guy okay? https://x.com/tsuno_s/status/1978981541532357093
>>543053079Kyuu is the kind of person who gets a bit powerdrunk if he gets authority because he feels important. He made a whole ass article about himself on the mahjong wiki for a reasonhttps://riichi.wiki/User:KyuuAA
>>542992412I tilt queued when I was one game off of deranking multiple times and it absolutely refuses to finish it.
I just realized as a m1 who that you can tell who someone ponned off of by where the tile is sideways at
>>543055514
I can't believe I'm the same rank as these rehtards, these fucking sheeters
How to be famous on /mjg/ without posting names, baiting, being good at mahjong or making OC?
>>543055839commentate
>>543055839Have you considered having a funny name?
>>543056034like wat?
>>543055935I'm not indian or mexican.
>>543055839shit up the thread, tameron, ragequit
>>543055839Kill the fgotranny become a thread hero
wwyd
>>543005342Aren’t suji of the riichi discard usually considered unsafe because of ryankans?
every post I make further sinks this thread into the oblivion of unsalvageableness from which mods will be forced to sentence it to nonexistence foreveryou cannot stop meaccept entropy's tyranny
>>543056841terminal suji can't deal into a ryankan
>>543056841the fabled 6 8 10 ryankan
>>543056140florgonpu
>>5430567677s, i'm sskmaxxing
>>543056970>>543057001Right, duh.
gimme a hug man
>>5430567678m
doko
melu rabu
>>543057843
>>543057843no more hugs, nyag
>>543057843Janeposter got killed, no more hugs
>>543053754gg anons. great kans
I was getting pizza tonight but my brothers stupid fucking girlfriend parked in front of the car and I don't want to reveal myself to either of them because I've been isolated to my cave for the past couple hours. I also don't want to use the delivery option because it costs more. Mahjong.
>>543053754ggs
Finally, peace.
>>543059581Thank you for the blog post. I know that feels
>>543058909YOU OWE ME
>>543059581Just NTR your brother's gf
>>543061669pumping
>>543061669I wish white women were real.
>>543061669what did yostar mean by this
>>543061669Bless the AI that made this edit
>>543061770that's a frog and a monkey
>>543055067lmao
>>543061996lisalisa hates frogs, now how can she be one?
>>543061959australian intelligence
>>543061959Bless B************E
>>543062201She hates herself
>>543062069>ultrasonic nyagger killer
When telly?
>>543064830Maths telly?
wait....no new halloween skins?
>>543064947Jongtama Table B to watch Steve anon
>>5430648301 hour
The First Colluder
>>543064948Halloween in November
>>543065060That would be very cringe.
Does somebody have the Xenia that's all plastered with rank down and star down and deal-in?
>>543065667is it still cringe if he's not playing steve
>>543065820
>>543066271>>543066272thanks xeniers
>>543065430false accusation
>>542979390>Failed! Upload failed.
/mjg/ is finally dead, I won
Steve anon will be playing in 15 minutes let's root for him.
>>543069380stream it if you want me to root for him
need the telly
I'm at work
https://www.twitch.tv/oontoitoikissaanon on the telly
>>543070814
>>543070814Let's go.
wtf I've never seen that gil before.
Steve is so cool she's rubbing off on Fuji
If you pay enough jade you get wallhacking benefits~
>he got outsteve'd
COLLUSIONTHIS MUST BE COLLUSION
this fuji qualified and you didn't
someone stop this hag.
All three of the other players are clearly cheating. Someone investigate this shit.
>>543072216gil is just refusing to feed the oya honitsu, I don't know what the fuck fuji is doing
dead
nice try
M1 looper tourney
STEVEIT'S TIME TO USE "THAT"
This is a Yostar-approved tourney. Only dedicated Fu Jis win.
This is looking grim, anons.
So close
I'm the only Steve here retarded enough to know how to use "that"
boring aah tourney im going to go jerk off to train molester jav
he knew that the 5p would pass, but he had to make it less obvious that he's wallhacking.
Someone kill fuji pls
>Instantly draws the deal in tileRigged game.
>-34.5
5p was the better discard thougheverHalf suji 8p was out, and a kanchan or tanki waiting on 2p is more likely than 5p
The sands at the bottom of hell are magical sands.
How many points he needs to make it?
>commentator analyzing some ex2 decisionsyes they're retarded
>>543074304mortal likes the 2p if you're pushing instead of just folding for some reason
>>543074373we're gonna win bigly
you want tiles to be repeatedbecause of uradorait isn't rocket science
what's on the telly? finals?
>>543075071steve humiliation ritual
This Fuji is not /mjg/ so he does not understand the concept of long suji, hence he pushed the 4m over 7m.
>>543074304Mortal wants to fold with 7p on the ippatsu turn after the nan draw
4m deals into less shit than 7m with 1m out. kanchan shanpon vs kanchan penchan shanpon. since you have the aka 5m there's no reason not to deal 4m over 7m.
>>543075331your sanshoku doujun?
Riichi on furiten ryanmen as oya is not bad, honestly.
Who is this cat and why does he have consistent 95+ mortal scores
>>543075698Proof?
That nyagger is most definitely a mortalbotter lmao
>>543075698Make an autistic spreadsheet and report that bitch
>>543075753I made it up in my mind.
>>543075698fake news he only got 94.7 in his last ranked game
those pause really suspicious
/jong/ room in 5
>>543075698last 5 in ranked 94.7(87.3%)87.1(76.7%)92.0(81.7%)90.0(81.1%)92.1(82.9%)pretty good but not blatant
His sanma stats are like Tenhoui tier by the way
Mortalbot has a sanma bot btw
Don't be luddites guys, mortalbots are only a tool.
it's not enough, he needs to beat the cat by more
collab traileryoutu.be/b9p9hPgegw8
>>543076932I trashed the collab earlier but the riichi and ron animations are so fucking kino i have to roll
baiman tsumo is just barely enough
nyaggeeeeeeeeeeer!
are we rooting for steve?
>>543077127Are you not??
>tileback is a freebiefu-ji is so generous
>>543077170I was watching my looper friend so just tuned in
>>543077082Detectives, I think this trend is a little bit suspicious. Don't you?
>>543077570sample size too small and with no indication of how many of those games are in gold it's worthless, but report him anyway because it would be funny if he were mortalbotting
>>543077707Where's spreadsheetanon when you need him?
>>543076932Why are the bond outfits so much better than the paid ones?
>forces u to discard 4sproblem?
Go Steve Go!
I don't think he's cheating cause i think he's shit
Analyze his tourney games
STEVEEEEE
that's an awful lot of luckshitting though
based based based based
STEVE
don't look last hand
stevebros our tenpai
IT'S TIME STELLA SORA BROS
pon?
>PonHoly retard.
why stevekek like this
>>543079138Why that song?
>>543078876you tried
kri steve...
Steve is no longer cool.
at least 14p not discarded haha
>>543079138why do I recognize this song where is it from
>>543079173Steve got GOR'd on stream
we kill fuji
>>543079390Plants vs Zombies
>>543070814only 2 hanchans?
>>543079859Yes it's 2 hanchans per round, only one guy advances from round 1There's 2 more games with the winners of the first round but I don't care enough to stream it
>>543079859Nobody cares about the others they are all cheaters.
>>543079859it's a good format, sir
>>543057843Fresh huggies for all my nyaggers out there!
I almost died from diarrhea. Mahjong
>>543080398Proof?
>>543080016
https://jiggie.fun/eADlOl
Friday night jongMajsoul Friends Room 34717(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=34717
>>5430823183/4
>nyagger destroyed in final
>>543082318started, thanks for joining!
>>543082521fuck you
>>543082318children have such irresistible bodies...
>log in>lost another friendit's over
>>543083170i'll be your friend
what are the best yaku to play for if you hate black people?
>>543083170you're my friend aaaah~
>>543083468pinfu
>>543083468the local yaku 卍男
>>543049679slutty little red panda
>>543038535It's too late to not take tenpai here imo
>>543083530https://files.catbox.moe/hcmp3z.webm
>>543081561good steve
>>543085004Go back to 2021 /jp/
>>543082318gege
>>543082318gg's
>>543082318gg
>>543082318ggs, thanks for the room.
>>543085968
Why can't ichihime be real and my wife...
>>543083265thank you my beloved
arts and crafts idea: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJKoC9L7ifs
https://x.com/MahjongSoul_EN/status/1979419879318130990Strongest community
>>543087396I don't know how to play instruments.
>>543087461he's back..
>>543087495you have until november 11th
Please play with me. I like having friends.Majsoul Friends Room 21033(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=21033
>new cancer ron animation let's fucking go
>>543087696It's disrespectful this time unlike the Fate one which just takes too long
>>5430876293/4
sorry I was watching a track video
>>543087629Full, ty
What foods can I eat to increase my flow?
if I drink whole milk I will flow out my ass
>>543088086Tacos but only for tonpuu
>game is going to end at east 1what a friendly
>>543088086Soup,
>>543088086tea
>redhagfags can only afford sloppa (true) emotes
>>542979390>sheentia can only suck (my) cock
>>543069380I'm rooting for Fu Ji, Steve can go die.
>>543089593>it was hours ago>Steve did indeed die and Fu Ji wonI'm happy
>>543089593we love steve here
>>543089754Fu Ji > Steve, very simple
>>543052413>terrible Englishthis man inspires confidence
>>543089917I get it, she's your oshi.But I don't make the rules.
>>543087629game
>>543087535who
>>543087629GGs
>>543087629geeegee!!
>>543087629That was depressing ending... ugh... GG.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihh1fdW4-cA
>>543090257replace the W with R
>>543090379Rho?
>>543090279should have dealt into my chanta nomi
My wife Kuro wouldn't cheat
>>543090539she'd cheat on you with other women
>>543090571It's other little girls and I am involved
>>543088805>le... aislop!
post hog
Finished watching Ran and it's definitely Kurosawa's best Samurai movie having seen: Rashomon, Seven Samurai, and Yojimbo. But I do wish that the ending were slightly different though. I wanted Hidetora to snap back to clarity upon Saburo's death and pick up the blade one last time to kill Jiro who just barely defended his castle. Then we'd get an reenactment of Ivan the Terrible and his Son. cynthia-7.png
>>543090330
I won TWO ranked games today.
>>543091425
>>543091425out of 10?
>>543090330>22:30>"In life don't be smart. Just be lucky. That's all you need."
dama is the most powerful 0 han yaku
>>543091530Life truly is a game of Mahjong...
>>543091520Out of _2
>>543091603No wonder it sucks
>>543091591It's really minus 2 han, if you think about it
>>543091850>2
>>543091742Nice going!
Nellysisters... it's over...
>>543091850Not four?
>>543092004>>543092036missing out on riichi is 1 and with it I generally assume to get 1 lucky han like ippatsu or ura dora on average. Am I wrong?
WWYD on repo is wrong once again
>>543092323Lets see your two saint accounts then
>>543092304you have to believe.
>>543092434
>>543092434rape
The Rapeman (1993)
>>543092018This hand would have been beautiful with pinfu on top, but like that it's ugly.
>>543092323this one isn't even debatable bro
>>543090379Surely our local detectives are already on the case.
>>543092582They made a movie about me without my knowledge?
>>543092896So are Kagurafags just fucked?
>>543093053my copium is we're getting Kugyu character before the year ends
>>543093053Yes
>>543093181We're getting one next year.
>>543093053there are no kagurafags, only Tsukuyo or Nobumefags
>>543092762>pinfu on top>when it's rinshan?
What are the differences between the Brotherhood of Steel and the Enclave?
>>543093484i don't know, maybe you should look it up
>>543093336I meant ryanmen wait and brainfarted.Tanki 2p is like waiting on donkey balls.
>>543093484The Complete History of THE ENCLAVE | Fallout Lore
>>543093992
>>543093992master of the tiles
>>543093992>two /mjg/er in the finalsStrongest community.
>>543093992Chiitois won: 0
>>543093992>based expertkek luckshitter>token /mjg/>cheater>discord/redditNow this is a good script.
>>543093992>m1 after 4 years
>>543094098Only one /mjg/er there.
>>543094417Wrong.
>>543093992it's HIM
>>543094251we have people here who are adept after 6 years
>>543093992>lucky tilewtf does that mean
>>543094437No. Only Fu Ji is from /mjg/, everyone else isn't...>>543094489Usually it's the tile you've won the most hands off.
What are the differences between the Brotherhood of NOD and GDI?hinamomo-5.png
>>543093992>names
>>543094525You must be new here.
>>543094610Been here for 6 years...
Why don't you just forget about him
>>543094470how come we don't have a single good drunk hag?
>>543093992It should've been me if qualifiers weren't random
>>543094732No, it should have been me, if qualifiers weren't random.t.died after the second row.
>>543094732
>>543094651Sure you have.
>>543094772it could've been both of you if they kicked out the novices
>>543094782Anon you are either>delusional>bad at jokesSo why are you insisting on it?Just give up and admit you are wrong.
>>543094868It's not me who pretends to be an oldfag yet can't recognize an old /mjg/ player who attended tourneys with this exact name in the last two years.
>>543094528The Brotherhood of Nod is a militant and religious organization that often employs guerrilla tactics and views Tiberium as a catalyst for human evolution, while the Global Defense Initiative (GDI) is a military alliance focused on combating terrorism and protecting the world's population from the dangers of Tiberium. Nod is often seen as a voice for the oppressed, whereas GDI is viewed as a more traditional military force with a focus on order and control.
league 1 was like 3 years ago right? im still a newfag pretty much.
>>543095010>last two years>old fagAnon, he's not /mjg/, only the Fu Ji is. You are delusional. And should go back.
bravo aussiekeks
>>543095153I called you a pretend oldfag because you said you have been here for 6 years on top of not being able to recognize an anon who participated in tourneys in the last two years.
>>543094610>>543095010Literally google that name.It's a 3Kingdoms autist not your lost boyfriend.
>>543095381Not /mjg/.
Since Yostar doesn't care about cheating and botting in preliminaries, I guess I will make a few novice alts to feed me in the next tournament.illya-0_1.png
>>543095478>participating in several tourneys doesn't make someone /mjg/Spoken like a league tourist.
>>543095535>never partecipated in /mjg/ tourneys
>>543093992Saintbros...
>>543095429It's him. I checked amae-koromo
I'm gonna derank today
>>543093992Fu Ji wins this by a lot.He's been on a luckshitting streak and he's the highest ranked players.It only makes sense.
>>543095987how do you check previous names on there
>>543093992Wait, our Fuji has only been playing for 2.5 years?Where has the time gone?
>>543095590Learn proper English.
>>543095014Thanks, Grok
>>543093992>made it to the finalsHahi! /mjg/ truly is the strongest community in the west! Whatever happens now is up to lady luck!fujitakana-4hahi.png
>>543096272You don't need to check previous names, you just keep track of the profile numbers on the amae link
>>543095992>fu jew rigs the next game for methank you hag
>>543096485You are absolutely livid.
>>543096485PANKO MANKO
>>543096730Why would I be?
>>543097184Because you keep falling for the oldest tricks in the book even if your insticts keep telling you not to, and yet you keep doubting yourself and running into every trap like an idiot, over and over.Deep inside you are melting down.
THIS GAME IS SHIT! SHIT! I HAVEN'T WON A GAME SINCE MY STAR UP
>>543097710First time?xenia-5.png
>>543097790it's nothing new but doesn't make it any less frustratinghannah-3.png
>kanchan dora indicatoreliisa-1.png
I have never derankednadeshiko-888.png
>>543098026didn't read lol
>>543098026because you don't play ranked
>>543097710Star up? Keep your place in Gold rooms!kaguyahime-6ct.png
>>543097431Stop projecting your own insecurities on others.
Stop queuing after reaching Adept 3!fujitakana-5.png
>>543095034With mahjong anyone can fly!https://files.catbox.moe/jwydr7.mp4
>>543098026Same. t. Adept 1
heat up your ovens
>>543099676>>543099676>>543099676
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