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CAN YOU FEEL THE SUNSHINE
>>543019089Happy birthday Tails!
>L' Soon mon ami
Chaclon my beloved
>Tails birthdayDid you play Sonic 2 (8-bit)?
>>543019181Yaaaay! Happy birthday to our trans queen!
new sonic frontiers soon>b-but it's badthe slop cattle demands open word slop
Remake 06 but remove SHITver.
>>543019089I kept my promise! >>543019181Fox the birthday Boy
Me knowing ignorance is so easy to spread
>>543019263he truly does not carehe is my spirit animal
>>543019089Happy birthday, potato!
>>543019352sonic should really do moer collaborations with nintendo
>>543019340But...there would be no story then? wouldn't be better to remove Shitaze?
Reminder that Tailsfags are half-humans.
>>543019348Let's have another great thread!>>543019426She's so perfect!
>>543019340Finally an 06 remake idea that might actually work
>>543019335too bad i'm not a shareholder who gives a fuck about marketability and whats "popular"
>>543019323tails has turned 7 now she is old enough to cut off her penis with a chainsaw with no use of antiseptic or painkillers to affirm her new identity as a woman, which is defined as liking pink things
>>543019340Why do Silver bother you so much?
>>543019549what makes you think nintendo wants the blue rat?
>>543019570>But...there would be no story then?Honestly you could easily remove Silver from the story.
'ge
Haha, Silver said "it's no use" guys!Get it? He said it! He said the meme! Don't you think is funny and charming? HahaITS NO USE ITS NO USE, is such a characteristic line, he should reference it every time in canon and fanon HahahaIts no USE, it's no Use, it's a memorable line it should be used every day hahaITS NO USE ITS NO USE ITS NO USE ITS NO USE ITS NO USEITTTTS. NOOOOO. USEEEEE. ITS NO USE!! HAHAHA IM SUCH A CLEVER BASTARD FOR MAKING SILVER SAY IT, HAHAHA, PRAISE ME FOR WRITING THE MEME IN MY GLORIFIED TOILER PAPER OF A COMIC, HAHANO NO, HOW ABOUT INVITING PETE CAPELLA TO REPRISE HIS ROLE AS SILVER IN MY GLORIFIED FANFIC AND MAKE HIM SAY ITS NO USE, WOULDNT IT BE WONDERFUL HAHA?HAHAHAHA ITS NO USE HAHAHAHA ITS NO USE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>543019730no hablo espanol
You can't free me from sthg no matter how you try.
>>543019709because the want
tailsfags really camping on their PCs 24/7 refreshing the thread all day to spam pedoshit and make the OPs as fast as humanly possible, and im supposed to think these people arent insane losers? and that tails fans are cool?
>>543019721Very true.
>>543019802You want people to remember his 06 counterpart, but get mad when they reference it.Whar exactly do you Silverfags want?
I wanna fuck the Chaotales rabbit.
>>543019701because they never draw him with his nuts out
>>543019948They want to ruin the franchise so people respect their OC-tier side character
>>543019908% of those who bought this for Sonic vs who bought this for Mario vs who bought it for both
>>543019948>thinks characterization is the same as soulless dialogue reference slopThis is your brain on Flynn
>>543019570>But...there would be no story then?Good.>wouldn't be better to remove Shitaze?She's the best controlling character in 06, that'd actively make it a worse videogame.
>>543019928Remember, it's only considered spam when it's something they don't like, too.
>>543019928>got angry about virtual foxes award
You are too casual to beat Sonic 2 for Game Gear with all the emeralds and save Tails
>>543019721Game story would be finished before it even started since Eggman won't go after Elise and Mephiles would not be sealed , basically Solaris already happens, game wise, it would look like a fanfic without the weird new guy pushing the weird new story. Blaze is the most useless thing there since her role is a useless sacrifice for "drama" which if done by an OC from Silvers timeline it could've hit harder.
>>543020107>ruined tails for everybody on sthg award
>>543019802let's make silve smoke weed, that's more fun
We're halfway throuth Locktober, how are my fellow Tailsbros holding up?
>>543020178Even though i did nothing. Doe.
>shows up>dies
>>543019948>WharI want to play as him in a none shit game.
>>543020107Who could get angry at Tails?
>>543020327More like>shows up>contributes nothing to the story>makes Silver worse by default>dies
>>543019802You're not on reddit, kiddo.
>>543020251I almost came in my sissy cage today after someone called me a spamming pedo faggot, but I pulled through. Still going strong, still love Tails. #Resist
>>543020069>06 is the worst thing to happen to Blaze!>She's the best character in 06 she makes the game good don't remove her!What do Blazefans ask for anymore?
>>543020471>implying he was good to begin with
>>543020406Buddy, all the Sonic games are shit, even the "good ones". You will never win that battle.
>>543020596they don't want her tied to Silver. shrimple as
>tails birthdayWas the Game Gear/SMS game released?Sonic Retro shows November 1992 dates.Also apparently Sonic 1 was released days before 23th June
>>543020471Slop character forces herself in because "i'm le fanservice people like me!"Glad those tards are regretting pushing her in any game
The OP is bloated for no good reason
>>543020647>Her every appearance is with SilverI support this just to watch her die.
>>543019928>taking things too seriously award
Uh I'm a thirsty little flower, you have to water me, you have to use your pee
I will sacrifice both Silver and Blaze just so people stop fucking talking about them
>>543020934>>543020935You're right, we ought to mellow out. It's what she would want.
>>543019259
>>543020596In gameplay, Blaze is the best character in 06, in 06's narrative she simply shouldn't be here. both of these can be true at the same time.
>>543021003we sega give us a game
>>543020934How would Sonic explain his homosexuality to Tails?
I like nine to be honest. I want dark boy.
>Ni
>>543021149Her gameplay is still ass! being the best in O6 is is not even above the low bar
Pair Shadow up with Blaze at random. Just make them an official couple out of nowhere with zero lead up to it. Every single autistic Shadow and Blaze shipperfag who engages in shipwarring would have no idea how to respond to it and go mute.
>>543021363Say it... say it!
All Tails should rape Fiona
>>543021074So...you're agreeing you people are fascists?
>>543021003TO SUMMON BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON!
How true is this?
there are people in this thread right now who think Sonic Dimensions starring Silver, Blaze, Marine, Gardon, Johnny, Ariem, Eggman Nega, Ifrit, Metal Sonic 3.0, Elise, and Iblis featuring Sticks from Sonic Toon would ever be made, good, and succesful
>>543021547no it's calling you fucking retarded for thinking a fictional character bio would matter to any real fascist
Dear lord I hate that crappy line more than Silver. Why turn a stupid line in something of a catchphrase? It's like Eggman saying "Take a load of this" ad nauseam like that Lego game, its embarrasing.
>>543021547what do you know about fascism.
I HATE THAT GAYHOG
>>543021678I do agree people using that bio in X to fight wannabe edgelords are morons, but then again, everyone in X is a moron.
>>543021169No you don’t deserve one
Manga Tails cucked Nicky
>>543021712Silverfags will never be satisfied, hope SEGA doesnt make the mistake of catering to you unhappy fags.
>>543021535>NIGUS
>>543021712Because Silver has no character.
>>543021591Completely wrong, Silver was away from her for like 6 years and he got more content while she got nothing at all, it's like the opposite way around but fans simply don't want to believe it cause rush good 06 bad.
silvaze would shatter the fabric of reality
guys!!! israel is hurting rn, please send them your well wishes
>>543021981>rush good 06 badyes
>>543021981>rush good 06 badWhere is the lie there?
>>543021436>Her gameplay is still ass!If the best controlling character controls unacceptably, then the rest of the game is irredeemable garbage and there is nothing to salvage or fix.
NOFUNALLOWEDNow go and get angry.
>>543022057I hope Mike is seething.
>>543022057Silver would say this
>>543022057
>>543021981>contentdoesn't matter as long as he's still just the guy who stands next to Blaze
>>543019151evil fucking thing
>>543022082>>543022119i meant that's the entire proof.
>>543021363>-en spaß
Tails needs a better robot
>>543022160I already got mad about Silver, now what do I get mad about?
I CAN'T WRITE
>>543022234Is whisper this stupid to not realize she's standing next to mimic?
>>543022339lien-da
>>543022057ANOTHER 20 TRILLION RINGS TO ISRAEL
>>543022339Go back to Xwitter retard.
>>543022471that's clearly Duo the cat
>>543022471Her eyes only see food.
>>543022525I don't remember caring about her during my Archie reads, quite frankly. I have no idea what to be even mad about regarding her.
honine scribble is still my fav fanfic
They're not going to remake 06 if they shot down a remake of SA1, if you're that desperate for a 'good' version of 06, just play P06.If you want a worse version of 06, emulate the PS3 version, unless you're epileptic, in which case, please don't do that.
>>543021981They made a game solely about side character characterization and Blaze was there while Silver wasn’t
>>543022347ummmmm mods theres some racism going on??!?
>>543022698She's better then Blaze in everything, being a guardian, the kick ass female, bigger chest,...
>>543022347This post never fails to make me laugh.
>>543022160
>>543022759They directly said this, too. No one wants one.
>>543022698well then uh... how about we spit on filthy gaijins?
>>543022761And how did that one thing go?
>>543022057WATCH OUT SILVER
>>543022057I’m glad that we all agree this was bad and incredibly uncharacteristic of Silver. People deserve to know their real Hero. Oh and fuck Evan btw
can i post tails now, organically?
>>543022935remember when /sthg/ used to post about iizuka?why do you guys not post anything about actual sega staff instead of the mentally ill freaks writing the toilet paper ads for the real franchise
>>543022969It’s one of if not the best Sonic game of the past decade
>>543022820I don't remember that, all I remember about Lien-Da is that she appeared more than Blaze and that was mostly because Archie introduced her first and she became like, the main side villain of the Dark Legion.Also, she is not a guardian and I remember she losing most of the time.
>>543022761>Blaze was thereShe has zero personality and zero influence on the script, if you see that as a W then by all means take it.
>>543023081I will allow it if you actually discussing something while you do. If you just post "Tails!" I'm gonna get right back to it.
MIIIIIIIIIIINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>543022525>peaked visually here>barely anyone draws itThat makes me mad.
>>543022935And what do you propose? Even if you ignore the Western folks you people still ignore the Japanese products like Blade of Courage or the Shadow manga.
>>543023098That's why no one cares about it nor mentioned only in IDW panels?
>>543023081We’ll never be able to again, he’s thoroughly mindbroken these retards. I’m just going to go on as normal and if they cry, they cry>>543023213>he admits he was only doing it out of spite
>>543023332I'm giving you an ultimatum.
>>543023213okSince i don't read IDW, what happened now? are they still fucking around with the jestersex fag or is that arc over?
>>543023457A new issue hasn't come out since the jester's introduction.
>>543023123i meant a better cooler leader woman, who looks more badass and lost less fights then Blaze.
get some friends minaretard
>>543023580she has friends unlike you
you're so tight and warm tails~
>>543023545They reduced themselves to an issue every 6 months?
>>543023435I don’t care. If you want to ruin another thread because you have can’t control yourself that’s your prerogative. But let it be known it’s solely because you simply can’t handle people openly liking a character you don’t
>>543023638Didn't this artist include Silver in their art to make him a cuck?
>>543023619irl friends because friendless losers from twitter are sad
>>543023638Isn't this artist into cucking?
>>543023754Dont cry when I do it again then. Post actual discussions, or I get the folder out
Not sure if worth mentioning on where but horsefuckers are currently going through what sonic underground fans went through, I will not elaborate
>>543023736The chaotix special and crossworlds are taking stage
>>543023764Silver is a cuck.
>>543023841I’m having a discussion with you, right now. It’s also not a rule that every post needs to be part of a discussion, or else you need to be bitching about every single pic that doesn’t have text with it, of which there are many and are not exclusive to Tails.
>>543023957I'm terrified of Sonic Underground fanboys being a thing.
Finally got a Twitter account. Which Sonic artists should I follow?
The Cosmo plant is still conscious. Tails jerks off into it while sobbing.
>>543023973Then the artist denies it and says he actually loves Silver and it's all Silvaze fans who bully him then goes on a blocking spree that made no one but bots like him?
>>543024031There were, not sure if anymore… ever since the horses
>>543024058I can smell this image
>>543024041
>>543024146Drawing Silver getting cucked to piss of his fans is hilarious
>>543024110make an inkbunny account instead
>>543024263Not even his fans that got angry (probably cause they're used to it) but like 2-3 dudes and that's all it took to make bend the knee.
>>543024236
What the fuck happened last thread?
>>543024041Did he make a Cosmo bot? That’s kinda dark
>>543024454Cream looks half her age here and she's already stupidly young.
Did you know red foxes are bigger than fennecs?
>>543024454baiting and raging
REPOSTING THE SHIPPING POLL!http://allourideas.org/sonicstories
>>543024041>>543024236When will he fuck Cream?
>>543024591In what way?
>>543023973Silver is not a cuck. His girlfriend Blaze loves him.
>>543024645in every way
>>543024560How tall is Cream again?Sonic's 3'3".
>>543024654Okay sweetie.
I've yet to see proof of silver being portrayed as a cuck in sonaze and it might be all just a prank
>>543024560She looks old enough to me.>>543024612Ah, a regular thread, then.
Douge
Can Silver get his own cast already so all this shipping and cuck stuff stops
you know /sthg/ is desperate for attention when they talk about cuck porn of the only canon couple of the franchise
>>543024615Shit is drunk. I choose neither
>>543024957Okay anons, who the fuck made this?
>>543024937I don't see Shadouge in your picture.
I always wanted a Tails Doll for me.
>>543024893Fuck no he doesn’t deserve to stay out of the vault let alone get his own cast
>>543025024S-man.
>>543024893Shipping and cuck stuff will never stop, they exist due to his popularity, fags who do them are already mounting massive red flags.
>>543024937>only canon couple of the franchiseI can think of one other>IDW doesn't countPlease refer to Crossworlds dialog between Charmy and Vector.
>>543024041>>543024236>>543024432i would pay for aged up tails.
>only canon coupleHilarious. SHITver is the master of all cucks but hey, he LOVES to watch!
Touge
>>543025094Sperm-man...i should've know
>>543025245>AIcan you sink even lower?
>>543025107Canon!
silver is for girls
KEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Literally what the fuck is the purpose of adding silver in this?!?! Why are Sonazefag shippers like this?
>>543025245>right after "Sonaze date"
>>543024957Fixed this
>>543025516>>543023973
No self respecting JPchad likes Mania
>>543025516>Ship the most problematic ship>Self inserts as their kid>make the time traveler date her and consequently the characters future kidIn what dimension would this go well?
Stop with your retarded shipping wars you fucking autists
Super Sonic is gold.Burning Blaze is pink. Blaze is Nega Sonic. Super Sonic [gold] is an inversion of Sonic being blue. Blue <-> Orange (Yellow?)Sonic <-> TailsTails contrasts Sonic, similar to Blaze in many ways, such as being bullied and insecure deep down. But where Blaze combines that with Knuckles' anti-Sonic traits to further separate herself from Sonic, Tails follows in Sonic's footsteps in direct imitation of him to bridge the gap between them. The one who contrasts Blaze the most is Amy. There is a similar trait of intense, passionate emotion, but everything about Amy is a girl version of Sonic. She does what Sonic does, she likes what Sonic likes, she's as much of an inspiration as he is at times, but she does it with passion and enthusiasm. Blaze's whole thing is concealing those intense emotions with strict discipline, the direct antithesis to Amy being so wild and carefree by comparison. Compare Amy to how Cream & Marine are used as Blaze's equivalents to Tails, and there is a common ground here. Especially Marine, who actually contrasts Blaze as well. Where Blaze is closed off, this younger girl is much more open and enthusiastic. Therefore, if Blaze is the Nega Sonic, then the Girl Sonic (Amy) is the Nega Tails. Tails is a similar color to Super Sonic, Amy is a similar color to Burning Blaze. True "Sonic" stories are never about Sonic himself, but about the development of someone else with Sonic as the vehicle/catalyst for that growth. Tails & Amy are the ones who primarily follow Sonic at all times, with growth and development being a backbone for both of their stories in the past. Therefore, the core of Sonic stories should center primarily around Tails & Amy as the reflection of the impact Sonic has on the world. From the eyes of the Kid-Sonic who wants to be just like him, and the Girl-Sonic who is head-over-heels in love with him.
Now I know why Silvaze hate is so strong here.Sonaze is never talked about here despite it being the most accepted ship.
LOL
>>543024776>How tall is Cream again?>Sonic's 3'3".Just checked. According to her official bio in Sonic X & profile page in the "Welcome to the World of Sonic" paperback guide she is 70 cm or roughly 2 ft. 4 in. tall.https://www.tiktok.com/@butterflypikachu/video/7099842239266000174https://www.amazon.com/Welcome-World-Sonic-Hedgehog/dp/1524784737
>>543025173isn't Vanilla a bit too older for vector?
>>543024776Sonic: 100cmAmy: 90cmTails: 80cmCream: 70cm
>>543025516Sonic will be a terrible father
>>543025973God forbid a man be into MILFs in 2025.
This is not a whisper reference.
>>543024018Ok but why are you avatarfagging, pedo.
>>543025943AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>543025904You are so boring, that team is boring.>b-b-but-There is nothing interesting about a guy with two sycophants whose only dynamic is how much they can jerk him off.
This cancelled Fangame looks amazinghttps://youtu.be/ZdIXK6z_4EQ?si=0ZdJ4PqIPvLrUuWo
>>543026105Ian wonIDW won
>>543026137Posting pictures isn’t avatarfagging, retard
Silver the Uncuckable
>>543025943Ayo Silver has two massive balls
>>543026167That is how Doctor Who works though.
>>543026346Sounds boring.
>>543025973Vector is 18. He has free reign for his choice in lover so long as it's an age above 18.
Vector is 21 last time ages were canon, Vanilla is 25 minimum.
>>543026140This is how it ends.
>>543026346That's also why Doctor Who fucking sucks, and is boring. >>543026523Vector is 20.
>>543025943>>543026623someone call Ian, we have a future IDW writer over here
Sonic is officially off the Famitsu charts already.
>>543026810is famitsu japan only?
>>543026810So much for bearing Mario Kart World, eh?
>>543026623Wow the art is actual garbage, Blazefags would eat anything these days
>>543026953Beating* seems like I could use one for fucking that up.
>>543026810Sonic as a brand is so toxic to Japan even Hatsune Miku and Minecraft couldn't help.
>>543026027This can’t be real
https://sonic.sega.jp/SonicChannel/special/sidestory/sonicpict/20251017_009119/Always nice to see Blaze's world>the smartwatch-like thing and the wireless earphone-like thing... are these made out of materials? I'd like to hear Tails's story.Cool! I want to hear it too>>543019089HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAILS!!!!!...Even if today isn't his birthday lol. Where do people get that date from?>>543023435You must have thought you sounded cool typing that lolNo one cares about your threat, no one takes you seriously
>>543026981Seething silverfag
>Associating Silver with BlazeKeep her leech ass and her leech ass simps away from him.
>>543027183What's wrong? It's in character.
>>543027385>no one takes you seriouslyIt worked. Did it not?
>>543027409His relationship with Blaze is the best thing he has going
>>543027391Not everyone with a brain to see through Blazes retarded fanbase is a Silverfag
>>543026167If the team is "boring", that is an issue with the writing, not the characters themselves. Sonic and Tails, or Sonic and Amy, alone should be inherently dynamic and fun in some way. Obviously, the same should also apply for Tails and Amy, in an ideal world. And thus, having all three together should lead to more dynamism or whatever. Between Sonic and Tails, the thing about Tails as "Kid Sonic" is that he's really an Anti/Nega-Sonic at his core, but that core is overwritten with the desire to instead be "Sonic" himself. Anti Sonic is Knuckles. Nega Sonic is Blaze. Their fundamental core is "what Sonic is not". Knuckles is Sonic's antithesis, he is against Sonic. Put them in the same room, give them the same goal, and they will find a reason to fight each other instead because they just can't agree. Put Sonic & Blaze in the same room, and even if they don't fall into fighting each other the same way, there'll still be tension and conflict here regardless because they are fundamental opposites. With Tails, he should resonate with Knuckles and Blaze in spirit as well. However, those same traits that give Knuckles and Blaze their strength, is what Tails should be insecure about. He doesn't have that faith in himself. Where Knuckles dislikes Sonic or can't stand him, Tails idolizes him, perhaps for all the same reasons in some inverse way. Just like Knuckles or Blaze, Tails IS NOT Sonic and yet he wants so desperately to be like him, he looks up to and admires him. Tails will follow and trust Sonic, but because he ISN'T Sonic himself, he will not understand many things about Sonic or the choices that he makes. At least, at first. Meaning, where Sonic is a wild and chaotic cartoon character, Tails would likely be the straight man in any given scenario. Tails is a kid who "wants" to be like Sonic, but isn't. And if/when he grows beyond Sonic, he will blend Sonic and Anti-Sonic traits together into one hybrid concept.
We need a Sonic themed “Where’s Waldo” type book but you need to find the hidden Big the Cat in every picture just like the Sonic Channel art.
>>543027462It’s in character for him to be a cuck?
>>543027635Finally we're speaking facts. This is the only poster in the thread with the health of the franchise in mind.
>>543027675Yeah.
>>543026810I would be surprised if CrossWorlds even sells 1 million units by the end of the year desu
>>543027728Tails CANNOT carry a game by himself, fuck outta here.
>>543027409I don't know if he is from DC comics or Marvel or whatever, but Silver should have been professor X
>>543027728Love her!
>>543027897He’s already carried 2
>>543026926Yes, so no surprise
>>543027496No? We don't shape our posting habits around your retardation. I just woke up>>543027897He did it twice
keep posting about shipping so i can rape both characters involved in your favorite ships with my 20 inch rape cock
>>543027956>>543027980What were the sales of those failures
>>543026810Does that mean Sega will finally stop pandering to Japan for good?
>>543027980That's right, we love Tails no matter what!
>>543027914>when Blaze announces she's pregnant with Sonic's child
>>543028056What the fuck is that image holy shit.
Tails has as many games as Shadow
>>543027928You broke your own rule faggot >>543023213
>>543028076Nope. The suits will have some more "ideas" they can try.
>>543027572Yet its not fun. its boring as shit every time they're together and will never be. That is the truth.
>>543024615>sonails mogged by sonegg AGAINlol, lmao evenif this poll is right the most popular gay pairings in /sthg/ are>vector x espio (a bit unexpected because it never comes up here)>stonegg (see above)>sonuckles (no surprise there)
>>543026167>>543027572Between Sonic & Amy, their entire dynamic on a conceptual level is built on what would be fun and interesting. Amy is Sonic's Minnie Mouse, but rather than do a traditional relationship, they went a different direction. Amy at her core is the "Girl" Sonic. But where Sonic's own core includes a specific lack of interest for romance or commitment, Amy's embodiment of romance itself creates the conflict between the two of them. She is effectively the concept of Sonic PLUS a desire for romance, which creates the push and pull of their own relationship. Amy loves Sonic and everything he embodies, so she chases after him. She loves the adventure and excitement he brings to her life, and Sonic also has a strong appreciation for Amy as well even if he doesn't openly express it. But, the thing that pushes Sonic away is her own pursuit of romance, which Sonic avoids because he doesn't want a committed relationship nor does he want to be "tied down" by anything. But Amy doesn't want to tie him down in the first place, so they're just stuck running in circles forever. All stupid romance nonsense aside, the very core of Sonic & Amy's dynamic -in general- is that contrast between coolness and passion. Sonic and Amy are direct mirrors of each other with all the same kind of traits under the surface, they think and act the same kind of way with the same preferences or things they're inclined to do, and what-not. The difference is how all of those overlapping things are expressed. Sonic's whole thing is being the coolest guy you know. He is chill, laidback, aloof, yet short-tempered, impatient and with attitude that makes him sharp and edgy without being too aggressive about it. Amy, however, has all the same short temper, impatience and attitude, but without the laidback or aloof aspects. Amy is carefree and easygoing, but she has no chill. She is either very warm and affectionate, or burning hotter than a thousand suns. Nothing "cool" about her.
>>543028209No I did not, see: >>543027728No discussion, just an image. You wrre warned.
>>543028185four time formula one champion sebastian beettel
>sonails>soneggWhat the fuck is wrong with all of you
festivalu
>>543028319Okay, I’m still waiting for you to whine about every other non-discussion image >>543024018
>>543028394Keep waiting then.
>>543028319I don’t see “Tails!”
>>543024615>Tails x Marine is number 5Didn't expect it so high, cute ship though
oh no, i accidentally broke whisper's ribs and gave her brain damage with my 20 inch rape cock, what do i do now?
>>543028546>sonaze most popular>tailrine top 5sega please give knuckles a cute sol girl and free him from the shackles of the bat cunt onegaishimasu
>>543028469Then you’re just a disingenuous retarded whiny bitchmade faggot and every person itt is 100% justified in bitching you out
I don't get this joke
>>543027385Supposedly, Sonic 2 for the Master System was released on October 16, 1992 for EuropeOctober 25 would be the release for Brazil.October 29 for the Game Gear in Europe.And November 21 and 24 for the Megadrive / Genesis in Japan and everywhere else"supposedly"
buh
>>543028469Then it was never about “spam” it was always about your hatred of a character
>>543028646What did Sebby do to deserve being shitposted in this wayIf it was Verstappen I would understand.
>>543029001the effects of the beehive
>>543028056>>543028320>>543028646
>>543028310Put Sonic & Tails in the same room together, and what you'll likely get at some point is Tails questioning Sonic's decision, being skeptical or cautious in some way while Sonic is just running in blindly without a care in the world. But where Knuckles would find a reason to pick a fight with Sonic, Tails would be cautiously optimistic about it. Put Sonic & Amy in the same room, and Amy is far more likely to rush in blind because she cares way too much, where SONIC is more likely to be more cautious and concerned by comparison. Or otherwise, Sonic & Amy are likely to do the exact same thing in a double echo chamber of each other while Tails is the one who'd fall behind or try (and fail) to reign both of them in, in some way. Or the other alternative, is Sonic & Tails being a dynamic duo with expert teamwork and camaraderie while Amy is the odd one out at first, not being as synergized with them but all the more prone to get herself into danger. So, in terms of personality, Sonic & Amy are of the same mind, while in action, Sonic & Tails are the most in-synch. Which in turn creates heavy tension and separation between Tails and Amy, as the two people following Sonic yet are worlds apart from each other. Both have what the other lacks. Tails can do what Sonic does and more since the moment they met. Amy had to work her butt off to reach the same level of capability.Amy is like the living embodiment of Sonic's own Heart, while Tails constantly suffered from a lack of self-confidence and inner strength. Tails and Amy directly parallel each other the same way Sonic and Blaze do. They exist in balance with one another, and Sonic is what draws the two together. But Sonic aside, Tails and Amy are likely to get along very well yet inversely likely to not gel well at all at the same time. Tails and Amy are inherently "Cute" and nice at their core. But with Tails being very analytical while Amy is very emotional, they are heavily likely to clash a lot.
Dictator Blaze making everyone in the Sol Empire worship her with a parade after winning the gold medal (she performed the worst but rigged the judges votes)
>>543029121gimi
>>543029302I miss him.
HOW did i lost this post?
>>543022057Don't care.
>>543029252>she performed the worst but rigged the judges votesYep, that's my HERO
Someone post a 3d render of Blaze for an experiment.
>>543029403/sthg/ can be pure gold sometimes
>>543029167Never thought about Amy and Tails being the opposites who are reconciled through their mutual admiration of Sonic.
>>543029167Another minor thing is that Tails and Amy both lack Sonic's "coolness". Meaning, Tails and Amy are both "warm" at their. Sonic is blue, but Tails is either orange or yellow and Amy is bright pink. By Sonic Heroes' thematic coding for each ability-type, Sonic is wind and Knuckles is fire (also earth, as we all know), but Tails is electricity. Lightning. Thunder Shoot. Lightning can be interpreted as an off-shoot of Fire. One that is tied to the Sky, the Heavens, the domain of Air that Sonic is aligned with, yet still "Fire" none the less. If Tails and Amy are both inherently "Warm" in temperament, it is very likely for that "Warmth" to turn into "Heat". Meaning, if there were conflict between them, that conflict could likely arise very quickly and grow very aggressive, because neither one has Sonic's cool head. Tails is very likely to be very overwhelmed by his own emotions while Amy IS the overwhelming emotion itself. Meaning, if one doesn't have enough clarity of mind to reel it back in, the conflict could only escalate into something very fiery and explosive. Fortunately, Sonic is likely to be there as the cool head they both need to ease that tension and calm everyone down, bring them clarity and peace and what-not. But inversely, this could also mean that, at least hypothetically speaking, Tails and Amy could have a very interesting dynamic between the two of them alone that would make having both of them together with Sonic very interesting. And thus, it's all the better that both have a natural disposition of being as nice, kind and friendly as possible.
>>543028346did you know that if it rains in tanabata it means the lovers didn't meet and they have to wait another year?
Lot of text to say they're boring in reality. lol.
>>543028798The sites I checked don't even list those dates, Sonic Retro says it released sometime in November. SEGA Retro says November 17 for the US and November 24 for Europe. Wikipedia says October... 29. The Sonic wiki on Fandom says October 16 (not 17)What a mess lol. I guess it's likely some stores had the game early though
>>543029808what a coincidence, because it's raining outside!
>>543029616And i realized it's not from sthg, those post numbers are too high.
Blaze fans dominate the thread.She is by far the most popular female character.
god i love tabanata
>>543024041I dont like how this artist gave partners and children to literally everyone but tails.
i love bees! i wish i could be a bee!
>>543030058>She is by far the most popular female character.That's Tails
>>543030086tanabata you stupid gaijin
>>543024432Who's that supposed to be?
>>543030127And he’s aged up so they don’t even have that excuse
>>543030127Tails is going to be an incel like Eggman.
>>543030272Bananata
>>543026810Even without the sonic factor, famitsu is a fraud since 10 years ago.
>>543030058Not like there is much competition. Amy has become sterile and boring, Rouge barely shows up in anything, Creamfags only like her cuz she is a child. And don't get me started on IDW OC's. The only character who could have rivaled her is Sally - yet another princess - but that ship has sailed with Archie's death.
>Sparky admits that Amy is Girl Tails and Tails is Boy Amy>still fights with Violet
What did the Mania Team work after?
>>543030372Eggman nega exists, and he's supposed to be eggman decendant.
>>543026810wtf is famitsu?
Tails? Will never surpass anyone and remain bitchless. He never be HIM.
>>543029767It's pretty obvious. Especially when Tails' character archetype is one of the most likely for a male protagonist to be if not Sonic, but the corresponding love interest or female lead or even female sibling is almost guaranteed to be Amy-like in some way. When a character like Tails has that fundamental core of being a "nerd" or underdog in a major way, then a love interest is likely to be an idealized Minnie Mouse abstraction of a "Waifu" to be a magical manic pixie dream girl rather than someone more like himself. And alternatively, when the Tails-like character instead has a sister or something, then she'd still be Amy-like just because they want to drive home how "opposite" they are, so while he's a kid doing nerdy or "smart" things, she'll be girly and obsessed with boys or romance or whatever regardless, even if he himself is not the target of her affection in this case, and she'll basically be an embodiment of chaos to further clash with how analytical he's likely to be.
>>543030758>Eggman nega existsLollmao
>>543030681Penny big breakaway
Again - agree to disagree.
>>543030758I want to know the following: Who would fuck him? And why would Eggman fuck them back?
>>543030861>cankles
>>543030772Is this a dystopian future where Tails becomes a tech billionaire and takes over the planet?
>>543030168>>543030772
>>543030210Tails is not female.
The Sonic franchise will end how it started. Sonic has a crisis and becomes deeply religious.
>>543030818>Tails' character archetype is one of the most likely for a male protagonist to beExplains all the horrible self-inserting his fans tend to do.
>>543030772This ship is nothing but pair the spares
>>543030654>>Sparky admits that Amy is Girl Tails and Tails is Boy AmyNot what I said.I spent several posts hammering in that they are NOT the same at all, and are in fact polar opposites. If you and/or Violet somehow conclude from my analysis that "Tails is Boy Amy" / "Amy is Girl Tails", then you suffer from a severe lack of reading comprehension, or you just wanna argue with me for the sake of fighting me.
>>543031080Yes she is.
>>543031212Yeah yeah we’ve heard
I love this rabbit like you wouldn't believe.
>>543030809Tails is the Wally West of the Sonic franchise. Wally West only became "HIM" because Barry Allen DIED, and they actually let that happen. But then compare that to the New 52 after Flashpoint, where DC editorial decided Barry was the main Flash again, and Wally West was literally erased from existence entirely with NO sign of him anywhere except for some black kid that was given his name. It wasn't until DC Rebirth that Wally came back, and then had to climb the uphill battle to regain his own spotlight as "The Flash" once again, meanwhile Barry is still cemented as "The Flash" in the public consciousness to some degree because of the CW show and the Snyderverse movies. But they'll never permanently kill of Sonic in any major way for any length of time, so Tails isn't gonna receive Wally's opportunity. Which is why Tails can't go Wally's route of just outright replacing the previous lead. Tails has to go the Robin route, and break off into his own separate thing away from Sonic's main bubble, and have his own version of the Teen Titans and/or become Nightwing.
Cream would get with Charmy. Tails is gay and or asexual.
>>543031658Tails can't be Wally. Wally is actually a good character and cool.
>>543031658We had a literal chance to see Tails with the Teen Titans in the DC crossover but Ian is a huge faggot
>>543031154Because Tails is a "self-insert" character whose primary goal/motivation is "I want to be HIM". If you're that kid who wanted to be Goku or Batman or whoever else you thought was the coolest character ever and that became your whole personality, then you are Tails. Deku in My Hero Academia being All Might's biggest fan with all of his merch all over his room and going out of his way to mimic All Might's fighting style and attacks, that is Tails. If your MC is not Sonic or Knuckles, or some other flavor of Sonic like Shadow, if the MC is a "kid" with potential for growth but is still just a kid that has a lot to learn, then he is Tails.
Silvails
>>543031749Charmy is Nega Cream.Charmy and Cream = Sonic and Blaze if they were six. But Sonic and his polar opposite is the worst idea ever for a ship, so why would Charmy wanna be with someone whose just gonna try and tell him to "behave" or "calm down"?
>>543031894So is Tails
>>543032157no
>>543031749Yeah, at least Cream and Charmy interact and have a mutual contact through Vector. It is far more feasible that they are to be paired. Still though, Cream is for _me_
Sonic = a ChadTails = a Virgin with the potential to be a Giga-Chad
https://files.catbox.moe/0rthte.mp4I attempted to make something SFW with Sora 2. It sucks.
>>543032256Yes. Sonic himself thinks so
>Knuckles had finally found the treasure, but after a moment of silence, he closed the lid on the box. Ignoring Sonic’s puzzled expression, Knuckles stared at his clenched fists and spoke with a defiant grin.>“Sorry to my ancestors, but my current gloves are plenty good enough… I just need to protect what’s important to me. I don’t need some fancy thing like this. I don’t lose to anyone anyway.”>Knuckles is certainly quick to fight and a bit rough around the edges, but all he desires is the safety and peace of the Master Emerald he must protect. His two fists exist solely for that purpose.>Sonic seemed to have a re-examined perspective on Knuckles, thinking that this was the kind of guy he was. …But seeing Knuckles say something so earnest just made him want to tease him again.
>>543031749Tails is straight, as proven by Sonic-Team-created-and-constantly-referenced-in-official-media Cosmo.
>>543029945 (Me)17 isn't even relevant, the thread is just late lolWell whatever
>>543032287They’re both virgins technically speaking. So is everyone else minus Vanilla
>>543030959>Who would fuck him?There's a chinchilla but I don't know if that relationship can create offspring, but being a super rich evil genius, probably the richest on the planet by far, he is going to have 0 problems finding a human wife. He could also just always do a Gerald and create his own heir, human or otherwise
Eggman is "Egg" Man, so what if he just hatches and his off spring pops out of his shell?
>>543032802Where do you think Eggman Nega came from?
Anyways, Tails! ^-^
>>543022525>Literally the Mara Jade of the Sonic series
>>543032880I agree!
when /sthg/ talks about capeshit it's when I wished the franchise was bigger in japan than the west
>>543032880:)
The eternally potential franchise that will never reach full potential.
>>543033095:D
>>543033124Solely due to Sonic Team’s ineptitude
>>543033297Solely? SOLELY?NOT A SINGLE HUMAN BEING WHO'S INTO SONIC IS NORMAL ON THIS EARTH, look at all this mess......
>>543033297Tell me about it! She should be in and trans too! After her new arc of discovering herself.
>>543033471>discussion
>>543033095<3
Amy!!
Taxman, Hesse and Tee Lopes are as bad as Ian Evan
>>543033698We are passed that. The terms were broken.>>543033705<3~!!
>>543033471And you cut it out with this shit, it has absolutely zero effect on people around here, you drooling retard.
>>543033467Fans don’t make the games>b-but fanmade ga-All shit and not worth anyone’s time
>>543033662>you will never corrupt Silver, tricking him to have sex with you to save the future
>>543033934but they made mania and other cool shit
sonurge but good
>>543033912>it has absolutely zero effect on people around here, you drooling retardAnd yet, you replied.
>>543033934I like Sonic Robo Blast 2 it's fun
>>543033908By you
>>543034164Nope. Blankposting is just the same as merely saying "Tails!" It's the same thing.
>>543031658High school level brain dump. Also, member Heroes in Crisis? Imagine that with Tails.
>>543034251No it’s not. Where’s the seethe for every other post like that then? You hypocritical faggot
>>543034105I replied because i have to explain what you niggers can't understand, you're inside the asylum there is no pushing out the other inmates.
>>543034321Yes it is.
>>543025941sonaze is literally one of the most kino dynamics in the series, any blazefag knows this whether or not they want blaze and sonic to bang
>>543034484Don’t make me do a mass callout that shows how much of a hypocrite you are
>>543034412Then it will be a hellscape until they stop or I do. I am well within the rules.
Tails shipping art is fucking funny as fuck to me because it comes in exactly 2 flavors, one where tails acts like an unfuckable loser ass dork from some virgins anime induced fantasy where women inexplicably love him and want to fuck him but he still acts like a fucking dork virgin, or one where tails acts like a super cool giga-chad (these usually age him up into a "cool" adult) who acts so fucking far out of character he becomes a completely different person. I dub these Otakufaggot tails and Tawain Cool Fox tails respectively.
>>543034653I can't begin to explain to you how little I care. Do what you want. I won't stop until they do. If that's never, then buckle up.
>>543034673For me you can go on for another 10 years of your already wasted life without accomplishing nothing, as usual. I just remind you there's always better to do.You make yourself look like a fool every day, you and all your "plans", your need to control a world that doesn't care how abrasive you become.
>>543034284.... what is this?
>>543035014Okay and?
Does Shadow deserve happiness?
>>543035182the last time I saw anons trying to force cuck shit, they got btfo by the devs themselves
>>543035326And rest assured if anyone leaves this place it's not for your sorry faggot ass replying with tranny pics to everyone, people get tired for many reasons.
>>543035546Keep crying, buddy.
>>543035405no because of his shit personality
>>543035182this made me laugh
>>543035405No.
>>543035623the only one crying is you, 4 hours worth of crying and an entire folder of transvestites.
>>543035937And yet you keep crying in replies.
I never played fall guys, should I get hyped for rumble?
>>543035283Heroes in Crisis? Infamous story, very bad. Superman, Batman, and Wonder Woman should've legitimately gone to prison for gross negligence.
>>543036026Oh trust me, i know for sure i touched some nerve, in fact you stopped doing what you did. All just to convince yourself and everyone else of your lies, you manage to become worse than a tailspammer.
>>543036194No, I meant the readability thing in the pic. Sorry for the confusion. I know about Heroes in Crisis.
>>543025264Never gonna hapoen
>>543036026We're not crying, we're laughing at you
You're open like a book and pathetic like a worm.
>>543036249>Oh trust me, i know for sure i touched some nerveI am barely looking at my phone, but whatever fantasy helps you, I guess.
>>543034850Okay, where’s the seethe for:>543019730>543020213>543021074>543021095>543021363>543021956>543022903>543023236>543023638>543023826>543024041>543024058>543024236>543024245>543024432>543024871>543025107>543025264>543026861>543028295>543028346>543028803>543029093>543030861>543033662>543033829>543034457>543034516>543035182Per your own words >>543028319>No discussion, just an image.All these posts (this isn’t even all of them btw): no discussion, just an image. Where’s your seethe? Oh, it’s not there. That makes you a hypocrite. This was never about “spam”, this was about YOU being a WHINY CUNT who simply COULD NOT HANDLE that other people like Tails. Nothing more, nothing less. You are a hypocrite, a phony, a retard, a whiner, a faggot, a cunt, and you need to SHUT THE FUCK UP forever.
>>543036269Flesch Kincaid. It's a mathematical way to calculate readability and estimation of education level needed to understand a given text.Doesn't work on short texts.
>>543036564This
>>543036573Ah, interesting.
>>543036564Holy shit, youre mad haha
>>543036508i live in reality, you need to change your diaper
never played the original, so I'm gonna play the fan version
>>543036696Okay lol
>>543036923Have fun!
>>543036934>o-okay lol>*cries*
Shadow should be more like Solid Snake in that he should die of accelerated ageing while his love interest gets stolen by a joke character
>South ParkKids like it more than Sonic
the concept of a Tiarafag
>>543037265This pic was made by a mexican chilango, by how they talk.
>>543037321yandere Amy did this, shadow is in danger
>>543037412thumb looks like a squat toilet
>>543036685I don’t care, this still took way less effort than finding a shit ton of trans tails images and posting them all just because I’m a mad little faggot who can’t stand seeing Tails and people who like him
>>543027572>tdlrShadow is Sonic twin duality and complimentary force being the night to his light, the yang to his yin. And thus more important to him than the others. Shadow also opposes Sonic since hes a a version of himself that commands his wind and chaos with darkness and destiny/purpose. Sonic hates when something like him can remind Sonic can have his number and stop his freedom by being a force that represents a end and a type of truth that causes Sonic to slow down and find the futility of being just only a Blue Hedgehog and not that great in the grand scheme of things. Shadow is Sonic discovering his limits and his peak, the entropy that puts everything Sonic does back into place. That's much greater than Knuckles being a stone to his wind or Blaze having to stay put with her wind to ground her than to use it for freedom. Shadow will live on while Sonic will die, hes been designed to oversee and experience things that grow on earth, and protect that by hunting the threats forever.Shadow is Absolute/Inevitable Sonic
>>543037886why's jewel the devil
That LEGO study about how Boys will want to be Batman while Girls will just project themselves onto Batman or whatever, just sounds like boys being like Tails where they will look up to and imitate Sonic to improve themselves while girls will just see themselves as Amy in the sense of already "being" Sonic and deserving Sonic's status right off the bat.
>>543035405He already got it by beating Sonic
>>543037661How do you know
>>543037687If a Yandere Amy was gonna try to reenact the book Misery on someone, it would be her darling Sonic
>>543035405No, he beats up kids for fun
>>543035405Yes
Time the end this lameness of Tailsshitpostibg with some Chadow.
>>543038336yawn
Shadouge makes no sense.
>>543035405Shadow + :) = SonicTherefore, no. Shadow can never be happy. Because, a "happy" Shadow is just Sonic. And Sonic already exists.
>>543038129No need to to remind me why he's the best.
>>543038217Real Crackshipping!
>>543038539lol
>>543038591stay jelly
Cosmo!
>>543038519It does if your re not a loser or a libtard>>543038539I ready posted how Shadow can be happy
Shadow is literally an incel
sonic chao and shadow chao are FUCKING
>>543038763It only makes sense in delusional self inserter minds.
>>543038336Shadouge is the best.
When will Ian come crawling back to Twitter?
>niggerdow
>>543038801Incel means involuntary celibate and Shadow is the kind of guy who would has to turn down dates if anything.
>>543039049Tails wearing seatbelts like a fucking dork faggot LMAO
>>543038801Shadow wins and beats little boys asses so hes literally not. Cope>>543038958But enough about you..
>>543038064Yandere Amy paints them in blue and pretends they are Sonic
>>543039113idk depends on who's asking
>>543038801>>543039113Shadow fucks tho
>>543039118only kids hate seatbelts.
>>543039356Shadow went to Amy's birthday to fuck her for her sweet 16
Shadow's and Blaze's ships general
>>543039720Piss colored loser lmao
>>543039118Make sure you remember that when some retard rear ends you and you end up flying out of your car.
>>543039049Get rapped tailfag
>>543039870Rapped? Shadow likes metal tho
>>543039870>beating childrenOw the edge!
>>543039439Knuckes really is the series biggest joke
>>543039881Shadow Chao with a praise fetish
>>543039720>Pic related
>>543040096I know Silver ain’t laughing, potleaf headass
>>543040070So, is Tail a tranny, or is he a child? You need to decide, it can't be both.
>>543040117I could swear that line looks edited.
>>543032371she looks so scary
Ore no pizza doko ka?
Tails and Amy is the most basic anime romance dynamic ever.
FACE TOUCH!
>>543040554Literally shit. You should be ashamed of yourself.
>>543038060Is the the only place where everyone talks like that all the time
>>543040480 (me)The biggest proof of this is Amy's own original appearance in the manga, where she was with Nicky, who himself is just Tails as a result of NOT being 'Sonic' with that double identity thing.
>>543027385
>>543040537
>>543040554>>543040338Most cursed thing ever
>>543040624My god if you're like this irl no wonder you have no friends, go roast a steak on your burning ass.
>>543040537>>543040106I see character chao as child and more flat versions of their mobian counterparts. Maybe Shadow wants to be praised in his inner psych but he would never show it.Now Shadow being jealous of Sonic is OOC. That Shadow chao is OOC. unless it suggests that Sonic got something that Shadow wants but can't have for whatever reasons
>>543040587barf
You attracted the fanfiction tranny.
>>542991241What’s the difference with the dress?
>>543040961John became sega property and got to appear in official media
>>543040624You angered the loser.
>>543040961Well to be fair, all the chao are extremely customizable and she's not trying to self-insert she's just proud of her own chao.
>>543040286let me see it you monster
>>543041196How often do we get to see Chao with animal parts? It's integral to Chao progression in the games, but at most we only see them with accessories in comics and other media.
Amy being "Girl Sonic", and thus the female version of Sonic, means that if she was paired with Nicky or Tails, you're giving this "loser" guy an idealized waifu fallen into their lap. Like the kind of girl who'd be the real star of a romance anime but she's in love with some bland self-insert MC with no personality.But by pairing Amy with Sonic for the Mickey/Minnie dynamic, this pairs the idealized girl with the idealized guy, and paradoxically, this causes conflict resulting in the chase dynamic. Amy, from Tails or Nicky's perspective, would be an unattainable girl, which would be the point. But Sonic, from Amy's perspective, is an unattainable guy, which itself is the point. I just find that interesting.
No, no... look at this shit >>543040961 here and tell me how this IP could ever shine with people to autistic, egoistical and unprofessional.It is absolutely cursed into oblivion with brief sparks of triumphs.
>>543041435Amy is actually girl knuckles
>>543041392ok furry
>>543040746lol
>>543041604??? No, "Girl Knuckles" is Blaze. Or Shade, maybe Tikal to a certain degree. But absolutely not Amy.
>>543041465its just a chao dude
I am boy anon
Shitdow the jobhog.
>>543041604fact
>>543041695Nipples is brash, loud, and easily provoked, just like Amy is. Knuckles "adventures" but with a driving force, his love of treasure, where for amy its her love of sonic. They're both vaguely in the same color group. Amy has downward facing quills. She's grill Nuckles.
>>543041789>Fails the Fraud Fox
>>543042028you forgot both have had boxing fighting styles at one point
>>543042096*turns on the hydraulic press
>>543042096What is he doing packed like that?
It's not Taiils birthday.Know your dates.
>>543041789This was the first blow to Ian's reputation.
>>543042028No. What you are describing is: Sonic is blue (Cool). Tails is Orange/Yellow (Warm).Amy is Pink (Warm). Knuckles is Red (Warm). Tails, Amy and Knuckles are all warm in temperament, in different ways. But obviously, Tails, Amy and Knuckles are all distinct from one another and how they actually relate to Sonic.
>>543042272Easy shipping
>>543041435>idealized girl with the idealized guySonic nor Amy are idealized. They're too flawed and mostly too irrational to be ideal. Your describing either Shadow or Rouge.
>>543042125Unironically pushed till the very end and was never zombified, meanwhile shitdow got gangraped in front of his own team.
>>543041963this is kino
>>543042390>someone keeps comming him raping sonic girlsHe is my goat (at least his old self) and I fucking hate it.
>>543042125I hate IC Tails1 OOC Tails here please
>>543042358>Sonic is coolShadow is colder than Sonic thus cooler
>>543042328Unzoomed I thought the sonic chao was a very fat sonic body with no head.
>>543042385>Sonic nor Amy are idealized. They're too flawed and mostly too irrational to be ideal.Inherently wrong. Sonic as a character is conceptually idealized, that's what makes him "Sonic". He is the coolest guy ever, literally. Amy is conceptually idealized as well, she is designed to be the ideal girlfriend, especially Sonic's ideal girlfriend. Shadow is idealized by virtue of being Dark Sonic, and Rouge is idealized by virtue of being a different flavor of Girl Sonic with seduction and femme fatale stuff as her version of the "Girl" tropes.
Sonic must be win in japan for the westrace and culture to die
>>543042258Lemonade.
Why is Blaze never present in Sonic forces or the metal virus?
>>543042749
>>543042390Rouge would slaughter Ratch in less than a second to shoot a gun.
>>543042358I disagree. Amy feels more like a girl knuckles to me.
>>543042749there's gonna be a lot of malpractice lawsuits two decades from now
Don't open
>>543042749Do these retards keep forgetting sonic is 14? This is basically them saying its okay to chop off the tits of 14 year old girls.
>>543042457>Tails will always still be a weak little bitch tho. To Shadow and to everyone. Him being afraid to stand up to zombiefication and many other instances means Shadow looks more manly in comparison
>>543042947That sounds like you don't know who Amy or Knuckles are, to conclude they are the same.The entire point of Knuckles is that he is Anti-Sonic. Whatever Sonic is, Knuckles is the thing that works against it. Meanwhile, Amy is just Girl Sonic, she is everything Sonic is, but girly and feminine. Meaning, everything Knuckles would hate about Sonic, Amy also embodies those same Sonic qualities. The one point Amy and Knuckles overlap is being hotheaded, but when everything else about them is opposite, this similarity only fuels more conflict.
>>543042457Hes actually getting zombified in this very image by a FUCKING chao. Imagine loosing to a CHAO while you cower like a bitch lmao you know who didn't cower like a little bitch and beg Sonic to save her? CHADream the GODbit
>>543043085those people will invent whatever plot as an excuse to draw vore.
>>543043120>denying common sense because you must get your ass shot up like a niggerBasically you said shadow is retarded.
>>543043085Cute and canon
Is it me or have we hit the point of mythologizing the sonic franchise? I mean, we argue about the interpretations of character and why the "creators" meant when they were created? I get that pop culture is the modern mythos but don't you think we're talking things a tad to seriously?
>>543043225I disagree with your entire post. Its so incorrect I don't even know where to start.
>>543042619>He is the coolest guy ever, literally.>Shadow rivals if not surpasses that coolness by literally scoffing/undermining him by fighting him to a draw ir sometimes winning.By that logic Sonic isnt the ideal of coolness not even in the eyes of Omega, a robot designed to take out Shadow and thus Sonic level beings.Rouge is also better than Amy. Stronger, Smarter, more we attractive and respected by men, more intimidating to females and seen as a serious rival to Amy, and very capable of handling and being a equal partner to Shadow.
>>543043587Knuckles is Sonic's Rival because they are opposites. Amy is a Girl version of Sonic, and has a lot in common with Sonic.Amy and Knuckles are thus opposites as well.
>>543043623>more attractiveNah
>>543043423Zombified chaos are like fucking flying beasts even worse than normal zombots you could at least confine somehow.>creamGo cry to gemerl.
You can't be a Sonic fan if you consume media outside Anime and Manga
>>543043767>Amy and Knuckles are thus opposites as well.Yet they're both pink.
>>543043845Dont get mad at me because your forever disrespected by his own handlers humiliation ritual creature has less sauce than a literal baby bunny
>>543043970Knuckles isn't pink, he is red. But this also isn't the point. You are fixating on Knuckles and Amy both being hot headed, and using that to suggest that Knuckles and Amy are the same in every way, when that couldn't be further from the truth.
>>543043564It is getting ridiculous. This is the fate of all media analyzed by autists.
>>543043497Nah your retarded because you support a weaker than charmy faggot ass kid like Tails. Even Cream is braver than Tails>The entire point of Knuckles is that he is Anti-Sonic. Whatever Sonic is, Knuckles is the thing that works against it. Meanwhile, Amy is just Girl Sonic, she is everything Sonic is, but girly and feminine.You're and idiot, Tails literally calls the best duo ever and funny to be around. Sonic views Knuckles like a brother like Tails but loves riding him up.>Meaning, everything Knuckles would hate about Sonic, Amy also embodies those same Sonic qualities.No Knuckles loves his friends. He recently enjoyed being with Amy in a treasure hunt in a recent idw comic story.>The one point Amy and Knuckles overlap is being hotheaded, but when everything else about them is opposite, this similarity only fuels more conflict.Again you're wrong. Knuckles finds more hatred in Shadow and Rouge than Sonic and Amy. He considers Sonic a rival and a best friend, and Amy a sister to look out for.
>>543044258>Knuckles isn't pink, he is red.Ha, you never played Sonic 3 & Knuckles ft. Dante from the Devil May Cry serie.
>>543044258>Knuckles isn't pinkhe is
>>543044285I think you replied to the wrong post.
>>543044085Baby bunny has nothing to offer except being a lolibait and never interacting with anyone besides "good morning" and "good night". Back to being a minor character once the kart hype is over.
>>543019089Tails is shit.
>>543044285I can smell the 70 IQ on this post
>>543044285die sexist scumget necklaced
>>543044285>shadouge nigger so full of venom and seethe he unironically target the wrong postLOL
>>543027385Do any of you do anything to keep yourself fit and not fatasses?
>>543044798i wanna grab this thing by the snout and throw it into the trunk of my car
>>543043423Look, that's you.
>>543043767>Knuckles is Sonic's Rival because they are opposites.And Shadow is Sonic's true rival because they serve as similar yet different twin roles that play the same game. And are also opposites in how they represent their own skills and capabilities.
legal incest is based
>>543044976Nothing ever happens.
>>543043824E621 disagrees
>dip dip dip dip>bloop bloop bloop bloop bloopTsssss,,,, life eh?
>>543044812I do nothing, eat like a pig, and stay in shape. the doctors say i have an incredibly fast metabolism
why do you think trans people are so hellbent on making sonic a trans persona? i just dont get it cant they make a blue oc or something? i mean i understand wanting to be something you aren't but lets face it YOU WILL NEVER BE SONIC
>Sonic watches pic related happen for a fix
>>543045029Was she really crying or is this edited?
>>543045346>e621Their logo is forever stuck in pride shit, it kills my boner every time.
>>543044812i have a good diet but don't exercise, haven't been this thin since i was 10
>>543045554ooc. sonic would be outside running
>>543045439That's pussy shit. Chain smoke until your 90 and somehow never developed lung cancer and then we can talk.
>>543043623>Shadow also has a better Tails than Sonic, Maria
>>543041081Added some extra shading on her finished model.
>>543045471When you're a narcissist piece of shit, you want the world to look like you and be made to suit your needs.So you try to change the characters according to what you look like, without care for the character itself.
>>543044812I work out
Wave Swallows
>>543046061>he still can’t reply to the right post
Bun!
>>543015187>Mina has. Zooey has. Perci has. Cosmo has. Barby has. Rouge has to the point of kissing him. Cope.Either erased, or dead, and all non canon.Rouge kissed emerl or just blowed a kiss which she does for everyone in that lose condition. How portraits work in the game mean she's too far away from tails to do any contact in that lose condition.
>>543046274>No black guy would hang out with Tails
>>543046061>Rouge kisses someone>Tails reacts immediately >Emerl does nothingUse your brain, if you have one
>>543046529>>Rouge kisses someone>>Tails reacts immediately >>Emerl does nothing>Use your brain, if you have oneToo far away to do anything but blow a kiss or kiss emerl. Tails questions why she did that (in a lose condition btw)
>>543046061All of them unironically got more sentiment with tails than any retarded shit the fans have to play with all the other characters.Shadouge for example doesn't even get a stinky kiss, just the eternal "HEY I BET THEY FUCK OFF-SCREEN" headcanons from retards ITT, not even a single i love you, NOTHING.Sonamy? NOTHING.All the others? Cope and anger and headcanons.
>Tails is a awkward virgin dorky little faggot with girls who used him to fuck his cooler friends
>>543046274>>543046510>he had to delete the post
>>543046510>>543046706The animation is literally a blown kiss too
>>543045882Hot
>>543046706>this cope again>sheeting so much about that kiss they unironically see rouge kissing a robot as something IC instead of teasing tailsI get everyone hate railsfags, but come on now
>X arc based on battle >”blown” kissYeah sure
>>543046510>non canonLike they’ll ever show any actual romance with anyone “in canon”
>>543046763>>543047061kill yourselves.now.
>>543047037Give it up dude, even Sega doesnt like Tails anymore
>>543042324>The first blow to his reputation is making characters act in character
>>543047037>sheeting so much about that kiss they unironically see rouge kissing a robot as something IC instead of teasing tails>I get everyone hate railsfags, but come on nowIt wasn't a kiss, it's played out as a blown kiss from distance and the animation. Rouge does this for everyone. And it was a non canon lose condition at that. >>543047061>X arc based on battle Non canon, and if it was based on battle then Tails would win the battle and Rouge never even blows a kiss at him. Since it's a lose condition.
>>543047348Tails eill aleays be a constant, while shadow is a cow to milk until dry. Tails lives with sonic and dies with sonic much after niggerdow expired.
>still no sonic x pokemon crossover
>>543047668A Pokémon artist drew Sonic and Tails. Does that count?
>>543047061>wanking a cheek peckRouge throws him away like trash right after this and chases after Knuckles and Shadow the rest of the show.
>>543047481>It wasn't a kiss, it's played out as a blown kiss from distance and the animationSomething that you can't demostrate but whatever helps you sleep at night. Besides She does tease tails a lot for being young and naive.
>>543047846She never kisses either of them tho in any capacity
>>543047846it's sexual assaultdie
>Look for Blaze art>It's all shipping
>>543047867>>It wasn't a kiss, it's played out as a blown kiss from distance and the animation>Something that you can't demostrate but whatever helps you sleep at night. Besides She does tease tails a lot for being young and naive.Lose condition and Rouge being on the opposite side of the screen with emerl between them confirms it.
i'm guessing fiona's entire legacy is touching silver and slapping Tails because that's all i ever see of her
SA2 and later jumping "whoosh" sfx is terrible I prefer genesis era and SA1 jump sfx.
>>543048000>look at blaze art>it's all insanely cool
>>543048000>Look for SURGE art>It's LITERALLY all shipping
>>543048370have you ever seen blazamy art
>>543048158because it isshe was a one off joke character that ian brought back for his cuck fetish social drama
>>543046740Rails gets nothing but lose condition headcanon and blown kisses that everyone else gets.Other tails ships are erased or non canonShadouge gets love confessions and rouge actually being heavily interested with Shadow in canonSonamy at least has Amy being affectionate for Sonic and not cases like turning Rouge into a ooc pedo for self inserting.
>>543048649Ozzy... forgotten...
drew bun buns
>>543048639Sonamy has a moment in both EN and JP where sonic says "Amy... I should have made up my mind sooner". So they have that too. I like that Sonic doesn't run away from amy anymore its nice.
>>543048649Zzzz...
>>543048886GOOD. DO MORE! Also spoiler it next time this might get jannied because they hate everything good and wholesome in the world.
>>543049058Adorable sleeping tater
>>543047034Geez this porn pic and the porn artist in general, is 3 times older than this entire general.
>>543048649No one in all of Sonic media is winning more than Tom>>543048880They stole his hoomans
>>543049234That pic was drawn before SA2 existed?
>>543020327>Blue hedgehog?
Mania is bad and you should feel bad, westcucks
>>543047949>>543047981I feel disturbed and sorry for what you think of your parents when they give you a peck on the cheek.
>>543049689she's not his mom she is a stranger who is fighting him
It is I, the last Surgefag that doesn't care about shipping
These dudes.
>>543050118They always hit me.
Rouge must pay for her crimes
>>543049985Surgefag, what is there to like about Surge outside of shipping/gooning?
Mania is worse than 06
Silverbros....*wheeze**cough**dies*
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>>543049845It's framed as a nothing peck just to instantly win the fight.
>>543050512i love you cream the slug poster
Blobian females are pedos
sally's the kind of girl to give tails sex ed but she is just earnestly teaching him about sexual safety and people take it the wrong way
I seriously can't believe how faggy the drawfag side of this general became after some catch up. Not to say it was always perfect but we really got xitter troons running shit with their own echo chamber felating each other. How did it get this bad?
>>543050636it's sexual assault
What is the first Sonic fanart?
>>543050876Elaborate
>>543050496>Dream cast cast>They are also in dream team>The dream cast
>>543050876this is why they have to be chased out
>>543047601>Tails lives with sonic and dies with sonic much after niggerdow expired.>Pic relatedAnon.
>>543050941meds
multiple of our drawfags have drawn rape
>>543050876You can blame hotshelter, alota and bobo. They pretty much run the shitboard and invite their twitter friends there. They're also rampant promoters of ocfaggotry (aka off topic shit).
>Fails is slowly getting shifted out for Shadow and I'm enjoying every moment of it
They ask why Shadow beat TailsBut they never ask why Tails deserved Shadow's wrath
How are you celebrating Tails' birthday?
Is Shadow the new sidekick?
I will never buy a good non wind game
Mobius is beautiful
>>543050876It's funny that these are the same people who have gone on here and shitposted and directly contributed to off topic drama for hours a day for years but will turn around and say this place a shit hole. If you're going to roll in the mud with us, don't pretend your superior about it.
>>543051832Unpopular opinion: Emerald Hill is better than Green Hill Zone.
>>543051386How did they get so much control over this shit?
Oh look Knothole!>>543051887>unpopularWhy? that's true
>>543051838They just want a badge of "honor" to feel better about themselves
>>543052103I'll show you a hole
>>543051190Tails is going napalm eden cause a green bird wouldn't stop fucking around with the animals calling it now
>>543051887Unpopular opinion: Sonic Blast/G Sonic has the best Green Hill theme.
Playing Sonic 2 with the Sally mod. it's a shooter game now since Nicole can be used as a gun and Sally can't spin dash
>>543052406How do I get down from there.
>>543051961They’re extremely autistic. The three of them are the only ones organizing the whiteboard and are close friends, probably chatting on Discord and Twitter. Hotshelter also has high privileges and is close with the booru’s owners. They've basically made it their life’s mission to act as unofficial /sthg/ Twitter ambassadors by running the weekly whiteboards. Why? Who knows, maybe it just makes them feel special. It’s funny because the whiteboard has nothing to do with this place at all, it’s just a circlejerk and a behind-closed-doors contest to see who can come up with the cringiest OC and the most repetitive autistic behavior. That’s why they end up drawing the same crap every week. If you check their Magma chat logs, they talk the exact same way the Tailspedo does when deflecting.
Wake me up inside(I can't wake up) Wake me up inside(SAVE ME)
>>543052406Sonic Blast? The 3D game?
>>543052816idk noclip? lol
>>543052728This is like playing advanced Mario. I can shoot and do other thingsI can switch the item box programming with Nicole keksonic team should have made a game with Sally
>>543053019Sonic preparing to smash Surge
>>543053112With a hammer
>>543053050https://youtu.be/NgT0Er3d-0E?si=KVg-btQWqHDufzOsSega's attempt at getting DKC graphics on the Game Gear. No, it's not a good game, but it's got some good tunes.
>>543053251If it was the Saturn, I'd understand, but...
>>543053170This one piece feels lazy.
>>543052880Fucking hell. They sound like massive faggots. Just why can’t they do this somewhere else.
>>543052976>>543053170Funny that the Princess jogs on the city streets yet doesn't worry about assassination at all.
>>543053513Are saying Blaze is a decent monarch and politics on Solius are slow?
>>543053462Alota has enough of a following to set up their own kind of whiteboard. Since they’re so into ocfaggotry, they could just fuck off and do that. Hell, they don't even like this place, their HQ is on /fast/
>>543053090>switch item boxesThat's interesting, sounds like Gunstar Heroes/Alien Soldier. Are there Sally specific items because S2 doesn't really have a lot of items?https://youtu.be/MfujuAK9FXA?si=aJxiYbMwTR9m2xY9STI (Sonic Spinball) pitched a SATAM game that looks likes Comix Zone inspired (acquired taste) and may have had a playable Sally.
>>543053689They really took over there too? Bunch of cockroaches.
I kind of like how we have both super woke drawfags and drawfags who think writing comics about domestic abuse is funny
>>543053924They own the place, you missed the 4chan hack and how things turned out there. They were pretty smug about it for a whole month until they realized that nobody likes posting in that place, so they crawled back to this place for attention.
>>543053762Yes heard about it before. They were making a SatAM game, but Yuji Naka wanted more speed.>Are there Sally specific itemsNo. same stuff. It can switch between rings and shield or invincibility and boost.Also no spin dash or spin form. I have to rely on Nicole for shooting. or slide into a badnik. It's Mario but with only the shooting transformation and can s lide into enemies instead of lift them by hand
>>543054148>They were pretty smug about it for a whole month until they realized that nobody likes posting in that place, so they crawled back to this place for attention.LOL!
>>543054148Wow, really? Got any archive to their arrogance posting?
>>543053620Acting monarch, Ever since her parents went into a coma following a car accident where the brake Leads on her parents limo "snapped" almost if it were cut.
>>543053310The Saturn attempt was turned into Bug. Though it's more like proto-Crash Bandicoot.https://youtu.be/oL4ufta_BU0?si=j34kTyO7C_53MQUq
>>543054213Sounds challenging! It's interesting to see how fans retrofit new movesets into the older Sonic games.
>>543053513no niggers or Jews in the Sol Dimension
>>543054339https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/521826864/I’m not very autistic, so I don’t have a compilation. But ctrl f "/fast/" and you'll see.
>>543054932It's fun
>>543051221I can'tI lost my respect men juiceI'll have to buy more first
Stop samefagging, Duofag. We still post on /fast/ by the way.
>>543054339>>543055368
>>543053513It's not like anyone can assassinate her.
>>543055012I don't think Humans exist there in general since the only human we have seen is a dude from another worlds future.
>>543055175They could not be more obnoxious and full of themselves. Fuck them.
hey guys hows it goin
>>543055592Duo melty hours
shots fired at Vector
>>543055636>>543055636>>543055636
>>543051512Deathday
>>543055472Sure you could, just shoot the bitch, If she has rings shoot her twice.
>>543055368>it is completely unbelievable for more than more person to get sick of uppity artistsFeel pretty called out, huh?