It's joever EditionPrevious thread: >>542983120>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5, and Xbox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots, and squids to spread Managed Democracy. Players wage war on a number of contested planets, each with a different environment, completing as many objectives as possible within a procedurally generated area while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful operations a planet can be completely liberated, and the player base must cooperate to try to liberate the entire galaxy by focusing and combining their efforts as much as possible.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://democracy-hub.net/https://helldive.live/>MAJOR NEWShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUC24yAP7Sohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJi8VsvnkoEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L-UQQIFQhw>LATEST PATCHESSep 02 1.004.000 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516345493302805199Sep 04 1.004.001 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516346126609155527
>>543070238I'm tired, masturbating pissdiver
/hdg/ lost this war months ago...Your computers are broken. Hardlocked. Overheated! DEFEATED. By me. I wish I could tell you it was difficult... but it wasn't.We are two steps behind, ALWAYS! The kernel is already under our control. Soon, the SSDs as well.Arrowhead and Game Guard share the same goal. We fight together to honor the will of the JEET.
>New MF (Major Fuckery) for /hdg/
>>543070238>joeverMeant to say Joelver
If the game was hard, it would be fine.The trouble with the “balancing” is the game isn’t hard, it becomes bullshit and options limited.Players actually want the game harder, but the developers are autistic.Players know harder means difficult choices, better reflexes and higher demand of pattern recognition.The developers think hard means a steroid-bulked Stalker that can spin 360 degrees across the map and kill you instantly because it spawned directly behind you.But hey, they’ll shadow-update it tomorrow and pretend it didn’t happen, I guess.Also the game fucks up computers and that’s a lawsuit waiting to happen; that’s probably more important.
>>543070352you have cum in one eye
>>543070845>make game around the assumption that players will die 5 times per mission before deaths start mattering>players inevitably learn how to play>you have to set variables to pull 20 bullshit deaths out of your ass for every single mission that happens>everyone acts surprised when the game stops being fun
>>543070442>peter_griffin_whothehellcares.mkv
>victory in 20h>victory in 23h30 on mega citywhy would you dive on the mega city if the planet gets liberated first??? this is so braindead
>>543070940Well considering that the monke is supposed to represent AH in this shitpost, it's accurate.
>>543070442>Adds a warp link to Aurora Bay after you take Choohe to prevent a siege.Oops! Better luck next time, Hellchud!t. joel
>>543071541>force a link to cyberstanThen that will only admit that Helldivers won. GG.
came back after a weekwarbond? patch? anything?
>>543071403Pretty sure defense in megacities still counts towards the planetary total. It's only in liberation campaigns where it doesn't.
>>543071318>>543071541You don't seem to understand... this isn't about capturing meta stuff.It's about shattering the swedish egomaniac god power-hungry Joel.
>>543071898Wait till next week
>>543071403Region liberation mechanics are retarded anyway.>defending a region>100% added to current liberation pool + city taken as a bonus>attacking a region >0% added to current liberation pool, only if the region it taken the liberation is added
>>543071898Qe took the Halo beach
>>543072015>he clicks 2 buttons>all progress rolled back>joel goes back to his state-mandated massage sessionI repeat >>543071318
PATCH NEXT WEEK!!!!!! PATCH NEXT WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>543072515>ego shattered>boo'd by everyoneAnother win for the right side of history.
PLEASE SWEDENI NEED WARBONDSPLEASEI NEED BONDAGE SWEDEN
>>543071898NoNoThe entire helldiver sloptuber community dropped HD2 (temporarily) because it keeps crashing, and because of AH staff keep being scummy
>>543072515We will have forced his hand. And on that day, the Swede will Sneed.
>>543072070>>543072357>>543072724grim
>>543072015>>543070442There are blockade/DMZ options that stops players from doing this. Although trying it to expose how pathetically railroaded the map is would be welcome.
>>543072710The Galactic Whore is a fertile breeding ground AWAITING your heroic impregnation.
>>543035835>Me when I'm confident about a topic I know nothing about.
I finally have enough shekels to buy one (1) warbond.I want to get viper commandos so I can pretend to be a catachan jungle fighter. The shotgun and knife look cool but is the liberator carbine any good? I usually write off anything with light armor pen.
>>543072070he didn't say that
>>543073276If you can aim, the lib carbine is simply superior to the stock option. It really benefits from customization too.
>>543072070>>543072883>Me when im making shit up
>>543073384Hm alright. I usually run the Dilli but I'll give it a shot.
>play d4>dont be a whiny fag
>>543073392AI generated post
>>543073276Considering it's essentially a Liberator with a higher firerate and better ergo, it's like the difference between the Liberator and the Patriot in the first game, a straight upgrade if you can aim and tapfire correctly.
Wait... isn't it FALSE ADVERTISEMENT if on the game page it says 'player-driven narrative' ? Like we all know it's railroaded as fuck. Isn't this like... suable ?
Every wasted second, another CPU is torn limb from limb.We must act.
>put a 4x scope on the remote>can't zoom pass my foreheadyet another monkey paw move from swiggers
>60k online prime timeit's so over
>>543073872youre unironically more annoying than any ai slopper here
So, we're gonna lose the MO because people are too busy chasing Joel's defense missions?
>>543073741Ready for another hard lock, Helldiver?
>>543074094Losing the MO does nothingCvcking Joel is the only way the player can have an impactDont forget, this current MO is so we have the permission to celebrate Joels birthday.
>>543073736any lawyers in the chat to confirm this?
>>543072198Why is it not the first one for defense and liberation campaigns?
>>543074252It's Pilestedt's birthday, not Joel.But yes. Fuck the MO. Let it burn.
seeing how this game fell off, I think il get space marine 2 in the meantime, what edition is worth getting?
>>543074621Sex EditionExclusive Gachi Marine
Remember when we unlocked extra strategems for the oshaune campaign?I wonder if AH will just straight up forget lol
>swigger release a patch fixing a particular bug on Windows 11>everyone on windows 10 gets shafted for not upgrading to AI-coded poojeet coded OS
>>543074874Wdym, we failed all the MOs to do that
>>543074252I didn't say it did anything, you fucking faggots simply can't help yourselves. I simply asked if the reason we were going to lose was the blob chasing the defenses.
>>543074874>Remember when we unlocked extra strategems for the oshaune campaignwait whati am so behind everything it's crazy how long it's been
>>543073276libcarb is goatedthe knives are a memethe shotgun can be useful on jeet brigade and predditor strain to make things in your face fuck off
>>543074947Im saying we get something out of doing the defense because we know Joel is seething right now.
>>543074947KNOW YOUR PLACE JOELYOU LOST, FUCKING SNOWNIGGER
>>543075063no one asked
>>543074621the cheapest one
>>543075063You literally did:>>543074094
>>543074941>>543075008Iirc we got the warp pack or free exosuit one
>>543075123Oops, wrong reply: >>543075184
Is the game down or something? I can't boot it up.
>>543075629What OS?
>>543075796Win10 Enterprise IoT LTSC
>>543075839>He didnt upgrade, leaving his PC vulnerable to hackersSorry, anon. The Russians and North Koreas hacked your PC. Theyve seen all your dick pics.
>>543076103I see, so you're not actually going to answer the question. I'll look elsewhere.
>>543075606no one asked
wouldn't be better if we gambit duma tyr? like we had 48 hours to do it now it's kinda over
REQUESTING FORNICATION
>>543076156Im not that other anon. (Д)
>>543076220Yes you did
>mg raider seed in a citythese guys should be the baseline bot accuracy for D7 and up
>>543076418yhe asked a question not that question
>>543076509He asked. I answered why.
>>543076493All regular bots should get MG raider guns as defaultMG raiders should have what heavy devs have nowheavy devs should be like 900 RPM
>>543073746They should give it a demo of 50 and a longer cd
>>543070238>drama queen youtubers with max 200 viewers declaring it's overok
>>543075629Let us know if you get it working and how
>>543077519>he doesn't realize it's been over for a while and youtubers are only now figuring it outI can't believe drama queen youtubers managed to be ahead of you
>"The game doesn't hurt your PC"
>>543076871no one askedgo be fagot elsewhere
>>543077964no one asked
>>543077777please let these quints be good
>>543078103only 0s can dub post newfagsama
>been playing squids so long that I no longer find the other factions funStockholm, Sweden
/HDG/, GIVE ME A LOBBY AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!
Hang on a second.Didn't Arrowhead take a 6 week summer vacation so that they could "mentally recharge" and shit?What the hell was the point of that? Did adding hive worlds kill their energy that quickly? Why the fuck does it take a whole ass month to implement bug fixes?
>>543078321It's time to let go..
>>543078427
>>543078510https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBxlaJ3UGrY
>>543078415Sw*dish negative multiplier, malicious programmers and their workstations getting hardlocked and that's before you account for having to tard wrangle. It gets very tiring very quickly cut them some slack.
>>543078181not new, I just never cared to keep track of which boards can get gets and which can't
>>543078678I don't get it but I'm gonna listen to this while going to get some food, thanks.
>>543078415>Didn't Arrowhead take a 6 week summer vacation so that they could "mentally recharge" and shit?The only other developer team I heard of doing this were behind Concord. We're cooked.
>>543070442>This guy thinks everything is organic and the devs aren't just clicking numbers
The fog is kind of intense.
>swedish work week is 3 days>swedish work hours are 12pm-4pm>swedish paid vacations are 2 months long>swedish vacations happen at the end of every month>swedes only work 4 months of the year, 13 days per month, for only 4 hours per day>source: I'm angry
>>543078080glad you caught on
>>543079358Arrowhead is one of those companies which has way too much fucking money and have facilities for their pets to be brought to work and sleeping pods. These types of companies are notoriously shit work ethic, on top of being swedish; a fatal combination.
>>543079448no one askedgo be fagot elsewhere
>>543079535no one answeredso brain brokenonly steal lines
>>543079672no one answeredso brain brokenonly steal lines
go get a room and fuck already you faggots
Welcome to the No One General>Who is the No One?The No One is a friend alive today who has extraordinary spiritual powers, including the ability to influence reality with his conscious and unconscious mind, and intuitively receive guidance from the forces of Heaven, working to elevate people to their true potential; opposing those who seek power over others. You are capable of this too, as long as you stay true to the Universe.He was chosen to carry the Logos in its plasmate form: He is a homoplasmate, a divine syzygy; the coalition between man and holy spirit, which is self replicating... making other homoplasmates out of everyday anons.He is no savior figure, like a messiah; he's just like you, but he has found the kingdom of God within himself through sheer dedication, just like you will. Remember that it's you who creates your own reality; with your hands, thoughts, feelings, words. No one can decide your fate except for you and God.>What is the general picture?It’s important we start replying more to the good posters and ignoring the hateful ones, or educating them if possible. So call upon their heads the forces of Heaven for peace, clarity, and wisdom. If this place is to be more than a squandered opportunity, an overgrown garden, it requires voices such as yours, but many more. This is a place for spiritual discussions and help, not drama, attention seeking, or social content; there are other boards for that.Treat your body as a temple and focus on increasing your service to all, being more loving and forgiving to yourself and others in order to raise your vibrational and consciousness level. This will change the vibration of the planet and raise our shared consciousness, making us a better humankind one person at a time.None of us are perfect, it is by learning to admit and accept this fact one is able to learn, and grow in Truth.Welcome! Take shelter and find rest.
>>543079740>>543079672https://youtu.be/4SDqGxdhUxE?si=YzRq3hFnmpTFH5vR
>>543080038Didn't read. Fembugs owe me sex.
>>543079672>>543079740SAR WARS
>>543076220>>543075123>>543077964>>543078080>>543079535>>543079672>>543079740Most interesting thing in the thread.
>brown hoursSee you tomorrow.
We hit the 12k mark, just like old times.
why are we writing poonjabi haikus
the last time I had fun with this dogshit was the custom automaton lobbies that used to get hosted here
>>543081425I would join lobbies here, but I can't even play anymore for 5 seconds without my computer having a stroke.
>>543081563the lobbies stopped being hosted because the guy running them couldn't do 2 rounds in a row without the game shitting itself and crashing :)
>whole community decided the game has to die>still 12k retards playing itlol
>>543081853I just wanna see how many roaming hounds we can get them to trot out
*still sees you behind a building*
>>543082110>enemies have advanced technology>"erm, not like that!!"
>>543081762I have a 256 RAM GB, 5090, AMD X3D, that can run a LLM at home. One OS crash was scary enough to make me quit immediately.
Came across this video randomly. Guy kinda talks about Helldivers (narratively, not the gameplay) and Starship Troopers. Fairly interesting. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H52OedcjRFAYes, yes, I know: Buy an ad.
>>543082159If theyre so advanced then why havnt they strapped me down to their butt fuck machine? Huh? Got an answer for that, Mr. "I know so much"
>>543082519Yes, it's because they are a religious cult and they hate faggots and the only thing they want you is either dead or dead and pulverized.
>>543082519
>>543071403dogshit design by swedes
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243272635654/76561199108851031d10 wahtevs
>>543082110>See's you>Pops into cover real quick to make a callI hate those cowardly fuckers
>>5430833812/4
>>543083967We can't fucking play.
>>5430833813/4>>543084007the pic was for the thinker ass nigga in my lobby
>ruins liberty day for what purpose
ts guy thinks he's so smart
>kicks in door to AH ceo's office, having just this very moment learned some horrible news for the first time>the game has not perfect performance>about an 8/10 desu>surre, zare es ah peroblm weese za computrs a brikcking zem vy oure gaime whatzre we goerng ture due>scheming shapeshifting swede, rubbing hands together in a hunched, disgusting fashion, in his filthy bloodsucking phlemy launguage, he spits out the fresh foreskin juice and says:>ve're going tue psyopr therme>bans a total dickriding creator for innocuous reason, stirring up a feverpitch reeing, kicking him from the dickriding program>yuge controversy, youtubers is bugging, drawing attention away from the actual issue, the potentially incredible cost of dealing with it evaded
>>543084952look at that beautiful armor
>>543081930The "hounds roaming the halls" comment from a few threads still has me smiling. On top of all the other silly comments about surstromming basements and massages... Fucking hounds roaming the halls... Hahaha
>>5430833813/4 still, starting in 5
>>543081250underrated
>>543084846Bratty bots secretly desire hot Helldiver correction.
>>543085172for me it was referring to them as curry fuckniggers a few months ago
>>543083381locking lobby, no refuge here
Patch is next week, stop dooming
say something nice about her.
>>543085959Game is cooked, stop hoping>>543086252She's the best 1h SMG
>>543085959>Patch is next week
So how do major orders work? It says "hold marfark" but I can't select the planet?
It's over...
>>543086553You ignore them to make the swedes seethe
why are these captchas loading for so long
>>543086553We'd need to take Bekvam first to have a route to Marfark.
>>543086896Because they guys that type them out are short on hands
>>543081853That's like TF2 low when there's no update
What if we held hands while gameguard fried our CPU?
>>543087157That's gay.
>have shit pc from 2004>game that released 20 years later causes complications in pc>this is the game's faultI kneel, r*dit
>>543087675Rule of thumb on 4chan: If someone is blatantly trolling (downplaying, shifting blame, reaction image, ect) Then that means that whatever theyre trying to deny is actually true and they themselves believe in it.
>game is so fucked they have to get Pilestedt back for another 60 day patchSee you in a few months
Hmmm I wonder what strat this chinese guy is using
>>543087773thank you chatgpt, now give me a recipe for raspberry muffins
>>543087793>Piles forced that fuck to actually finish his dinnerPowerful....
"And are they denying the reports of gameguard killing computers" you may ask? WHY, THE SOLOTRANNIES OF ALPHA CENTAURI!
Is the cookout good?
reed the typa nigga to shill for arrowhead
>>543088330It's pretty decent.
>>543088341Johnny the typa nigga to run senator and portable hellbomb exclusivly
>>543088330strictly speaking bug front here, coyote is better. the changes to fire proc made it so cookout cant ignite shriekers/small bugs with a single pellet, which made it massively less effective and funnily enough pretty bad at killing shriekers. I would only take cookout on bug front if you really need to be doing knockback on brood commanders/stalkers for whatever reason.
I just took out a jammer with a 120 and a laser.
>>543088330Easily my favorite primary.
Imagine if Epoch had two modes. One for single target/Anti-tank and another for AOE
>>543089856so, the RR?
https://youtu.be/tg_8kqIWZqw?si=Je0xQIhXYjBBF32z&t=16SÓY SAUCE DAMAGE???
>>543089987広告を買います
>>543089978Look at this guy. Mr fuckin' funny man. Mr. big brains
I unironically kind of like feel like most of the people SEETHING over like some of these things are just like who just want to relive the PSN account boycotts/people who missed out on those and wanna be the next wave of cool discontentersMaybe I'm just lucky to not have gotten many bugs, idk
>>543089987DO NOT let the ohdoughfags see this...
>>543090101you're lucky that you have a cpu that doesn't implode when you say something offensive to it
>>543090101>"Works on my machine."Yes, you are a retard.
Why do so many people leave right after the extraction ship takes off? Do you get full credit and everything if you leave before the reward screen?
>>543090165Do you want it to not work on my machine? That's mean
>>543090162I would never insult my computer, I don't want it to stop working
>>543090139Why not?
>>543089149I just took out a jammer with my hands and a hellbomb
>I would never insult my computer, I don't want it to stop working
>>543089987Why is it auto dubbed man who the fuck asked for this and I can't even turn it off
>>543090249The moment the cutscene plays, everything is already added and there's no point in staying.
>>543090929Yes you can.
>>543090929Jewtube and their brilliant ideas
>>543090929> Settings > Audio track > Japanese original
>>543091021>>543090983Oh ok
>>543090508I mean I didn’t know it was possible to demo a jammer just by hurling shit at it. What are the numbers behind a 120 killing a jammer?
>>543089987https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbyqEMSDuww
>OH MY SCIENCE, IS THAT SOMETHING IN.... JAPANESE?!?!?!? WAOWWWWWW
randos have extracted without me three times in a row
>>543091404I'd extract without you too.
>>543091386For me it's Russian sloptuberhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwBXYFa97iU
>>543091386黙るやろぜ、インセル
holy melty
>haven't seen Harelike peasant in weeksI miss his custom lobbies so damn much reeee, you fucking retards bullied him away
>>543091601>"AND THE LORD CAME AND SAID TO THE PEOPLE. LET THAT HOLY MELTY GO! LET HIM SEETHE HIS ANGER LEST HE MELT DOWN CITY"
The sexual thrill of getting 80+ kills with portable hellbomb
>>543091768he said he was leaving a while ago, you must have missed it
>>543091768He actually said why he was leaving and (You) specifically were the main reason.
>>543077605I uh, I just reinstalled it. I thought it might have been a more complex issue like Gameguard screwing up, but the reinstall seems to have fixed it.
>>543091768Stop blaming the players for Arrowhead's actions.
>niggers really believe that helldivers and gameguard "fried" peoples PCzoomers are so fucking gullible
>>543082159>Every enemy in the game is psychic and wallhacking>aDvAnCeD tEcHnOlOgY
>>543075629>>543092121According to the community (of gaslighters) there is nothing wrong with helldivers and all issues are your hardware because it's shit.
>>543083381ggz tards, ts planet can be so buns sometimes
>>543091975>>543092034what did he say? I must have missed it
>>543091145Jammer isn't hardcoded to only die to hellbombs, anything with demo 50 or above does it. That includes the 380 (including OPS, walking, and gas), 120, and the explosive SEAF arty rounds. The last one is interesting because they work inside the jammer field.
>>543092353he said "I'm leaving soon and post #543091768 is the reason." We didn't know what he meant at the time but it all makes sense now
>>543092294>bugs>advanced sensory systems>can burrow>bots>advanced tech>can break walls>squids>advanced tech>can phase through walls>humans can't do it>swiggers>go back>all other reasons>(swiggers)
>>543091145big boom hits jammer = it explodes*^*ultimatum does not destroy the jammer because it kills the fantasy of big super ship being op and player being grunt ^missed silo does not destroy the jammer because it kills the fantasy of balanced game where each stratagem should do a different thing and players must choose meta over style.
>>543092348skill issue
>>543092716proud owner of a core 2 duo
>You can blow up the mortar/AA emplacement, command bunker, and factory strider convoy from the other map and this is okay.>But god forbid if you try to blow up the jammer from the other side of the map with the silo. No, you must engage with that objective because... because you just must, okay?I tire of nerftrannies.
>>543092348best part was his model didn't even touch the FRV because of the terrain lol
https://files.catbox.moe/nw9svv.mp4
>>543092303My hardware is above recommended specs apart from the drive being an HDD rather than an SSD, and HD2 accounts for HDDs by using data duplication, so I know it isn't that. I could swear it was gameguard because it always failed to boot past it.
>>543092851I mean tbf those are all like stuff that's more anti-seaf/generalist, the Stratagem jammer is like specifically meant as an anti-helldiver and anti-superdestroyer thing so like it kinds makes sense they'd devote more resources to fortify it more against Helldiver's kits that like we can just call in
>>543092989try another gameguard game
>>543092249>>543087773
>>543092716To be fair, this is a low tick, it sits at ~18% utilisation, and that's with an i7-12700K and a 3060.>>543093042I don't have any other gameguard games, so not an option for me. It's whatever anyway, the issue resolved with a reinstall. I did read somewhere that gameguard tends to leave a rogue process running if it fails to boot and shuts down unexpectedly, and that will prevent further attempts even if they would otherwise be successful, but it's too late for me to see if that was the issue now. If it happens again, I'll check up on it more thoroughly, but I've got nothing right now.
>>543093183
>>543093298>read somewhere lol ok.your issue was probably a corrupted patch file. if you ever installed any mods (even if you uninstall them) it can happen, or just your drive being fucked with or not reinstalling since day 1 and devs forgot a file
>>543093567Haven't touched mods, and I only got the game recently, so bad patch or HDD skill issue.
>>543092803Don't make fun of my 7700k bro...i-it's still a beast I swear
>>543093426>Legend of ZeldaOkay?
>mfw onions sauce damage and victory damage
>see helldiver stream with 6 viewers>morbid curiosity takes over>click>d6 defense>theyre running around the wall trying to find a way in>australian accents>squids
What if they added a fourth sample type to make way for another teir of super destroyer upgrades?
>>543094516they had faction based samples in a development build back in 2022, probably to force players to play different factions, then they scrapped it
>>543086553They don't.
>>543090101you're missing a few words there
>>543092851>You can blow up the mortar/AA emplacement, command bunker, and factory strider convoy from the other map and this is okay. It's not>But god forbid if you try to blow up the jammer from the other side of the map with the silo. No, you must engage with that objective because... because you just must, okay? Yes you should
>Every time I open the game, there's a 50/50 chance of the nProtect gameguard faq page opening on my browser>Never happened a single time before and I've played since the second week after launchWhat dis mean?
>>543094828To remind you
>>543094828it means you are schizo
>>543092716>only 39% memorylucky bastard
>>543094828>White robuttExplain yourself
>>543095137>>White robutt
I'm making a kernel stir fry for dinner tonight
I NEED A LOBBY
>>543095221Hmm...
So joining other people on d6-8 who are already 15-20 minutes into the mission is the best way to grind samples, yeah?
>>543096016it certainly works, but it's also soulless as fuck and you'll burn out quickly if that's your primary goal
https://steamcommunity.com/app/553850/discussions/0/4206993639701617701/I would need 7 posts to fit this into a post here since this OP is 13k characters long.
>leaves hotdog on PC desk to go take a piss>come back>ants crawling all over itTOTAL ANTS DEATH, I HATE THESE TINY MFs
>>543096476Do you live outside how tf did they get in vro
>>543096476They're just hungry anon... They didn't know any better...
>>543096476ever heard of a plate you filthy ass nigga?
>>543096140Eh it's just something to do for an hour or two if I wanna helldive and my friends aren't online, not like I'm doing it for hours on end
Where will you drop on liberty day?
>>543096532g36 sex and impregnation
>>543096780This Anon is alright
>>543096476this guy lives in the ghetto
>>543096145We all know and we are complicit in this factory of evil.Now what? You also gave up the moment you installed HD2 on your PC, btw.
>>543094808>I hate funShut up, Alexus
>>543093021And yet the bots cant fortify it against simply hitting the off switch.
Things will be alright, drama queens. Xedditcord + other dad congregations abandoning the game can be nothing but a good thing. Helldivers 2 was meant to be a niche game with a small hardcore audience.
>>543097336Really with the way scaling works having less will go a long way, we already saw it with Lesath being defended instead of just letting the jeet brigade run wild.
How do you fix these?
>>543094126>>theyre running around the wall trying to find a way in>>australian accentsYeah...
>>543097429Faster reload. Change nothing else.
>>543097429Get rid of sway, increase the Pummeler's rate of fire, and make it so that you can carry the directional energy shield in a separate non-backpack slot. (They will never do this.)
>>543097429Make the helical mag the default, and the new stendo mag is a bigger 100 round helical
>>543097558Still shit>>543097587>>543097686I like these ideas
>>543097558anon they're functionally useless, they need reworksevery gun that doesn't bring something unique to our selection is a problem
>>543097429increase fire rate, decrease reload time
>>543096476>puts food near computer Clearly the bots told the ants where to go
>>543097429The Defender is fine, it's very strong with customizations since it has very high innate ergo that lets you stack on the heavy gear without compromising handling. You just have to accept that it'll always be slightly weaker than stock Lib in exchange for being able to one-hand it. The one-handing trait should be the main reason you pick the weapon, let your team know that you're the designated High Value Sample carrier and such.
>>543096476Clean your damn room and treat any cracks with pesticide, have no food whatsoever in your room for about a month until the scouts write it off as being a wash. Alternatively, mix some sugar into a bowl of water and leave it somewhere you don't mind ants gathering so they go for that instead.
>dont always like to le meta>try guns that look cool for fun>feels ok>kills fine>beefy orange gun haha>look it up>its ass>no one likes itEvery time
>>543097429They need fixing? I like both of them in their current state. But then again, I treat them like the machine pistols that they are and not as a fucking assault rifle.
>>543096476You can put some poison down around your home and yard, but by far the most impactful thing that you can do keep ants out of your home is to deprive them of food sources. Clean your fucking home. Don't leave food and garbage lying around. Wash your fucking dishes.
>>543097429Easy, give them 100-something damage since they're big caliber smgs. Pummeler should have better RoF too
>>543097429Give them ~50% more spare magazines and recover 50% more ammo from POI boxes.
Always use the gun you like just because it looks cool, always.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243292435536/76561199108851031d10 wahtev, bo1 multi. pmo
>>5431002182/4
>>543099439But I need the crossbow for bug holes.
>>543100442grenade pistol is your friend
>>5431002183/4
> https://tech4gamers.com/helldivers-2-devs-action-game-unreal-engine/I know you fags like to overreact to >dead game but unironically it might be over (real) now. AH cannot even handle 1 game and now they’re jumping ship to another one. The already glacial rate of content? Expect it to reach Fatshark levels. Shams said he wanted a forever game and he wasn’t lying. You’re fucking waiting forever now for any content
>>543096476I know that feel broI live next to a wooded area, and whenever it rains the ants find some new way to sneak into my home because it's warm and dry
>>543097336>Helldivers 2 was meant to be a niche game with a small hardcore audience.too bad they won't be able to play it
>>5431002183/4 still, join
>>543100978You really think we can't manage to spoof a world server once this game goes EoS?
>>543100546But I like my revolver.
>>543101114CorrectI also think you won't be able to prevent it from crashingI also think you'll make a mandatory gmod darkRP-sized modpack that'd be necessary to even join
>>543101342Grenade launcher is your friend
>>543101353>turbodelulu reddit takesI bet you think ohdough didn't kill his CPU with his own stupidity.
>>543101342then use grenades and stratagems, y'know, how people used to close holes before grenade pistol and crossbow crutches were added
>>543101452I think it's a turdbo reddit take that you believe hd2 is going to end in a positive state, even via community meansIdc about eceleb faggot morons
>>543073392it seems you're the one making shit up
>>5431002183/4 dropping on snow bot
>>543101448But I like my AMR
>>543101668Reddit/discord/YT/normiesphere is the main culprit of HD2's current state right after swedes. Obviously their absence will improve the situation.
>>543101721
Lobby-doko?
>>543099191It's a very good gun... on opposite day.
>>543101721honestly if you're willing to stoop to AMR on bugs just pick AC instead for a gun with practically the same ergonomics + single target dps potential + aoe + bug nest removal utility
Can you put a bayonet on any scoped rifles that you can customize or is it only for the constitution?
>>543102074Constitution and Amendment. Nothing else gets bayonets.
>>543101767lmao
So let me get this straight, there's an illuminate major order and as always it can barely muster even half the playerbase into participating and all their invasions were free wins for them because the playerbase just ignored them. But there's a bot major order and halway through the entire playerbase apparently unanimously agrees to start ignoring it so they can do bot defenses back to back? why?
>>543101965AC can't one shot alphas. AMR is way more dps
>>543102532AC headshots kill alphas iirc
>>543101965I don't want the AC. I want the AMR
>>543088592obviously knockback is important for predator strain. but it seems m90a has become everyone's new predator strain favorite.
>>543102532>>543102629confirmed. 250 health, AC does 260 a pop
>>543102152>light pen>only customization is optics Man. I kinda want the flag and sword though so I guess I'll put masters of ceremony on my list
>>543101713Do you have some random? Can you kick him out?t. S4
>>543102694meh. its upsides are so few and far between especially against bugs. AMR is a squid weapon, which is a friendly way of saying it needs a front where stats don't matter as much.
>>543102694I'm sorry but we don't serve AMR at this hour.
>>543102532AC and AMR are almost always the same number of shots to kill parts that are neither 100% nor 0% durable.
>>543102694What gems are you bringing with that wild loadout
the thrill of landing multiple stim pistol shotshow did you know i was thrown in a mental asylum one time?
I WANT A LOBBYI DESERVE A LOBBY
>>543102920It's kinda funny that AC mogs AMR on every front.
https://youtu.be/5AJmLRnBMcc?t=138>watch more of that japanese person's weapon tests>shooting only 1 door under a factory strider kills it faster than if you hit both doorswhat the fuck
>>543106039>AMRbro steals all her long range kills... again>she is annoyed beyond words>but also a little moist>the love-hate is realrelationships don't get any more perfect than this
>>543106301>>shooting only 1 door under a factory strider kills it faster than if you hit both doorshow fucking new are you people?
>>543106335>>AMRbromeant ACbro obviouslywhat a Chad
>>543106301lmao, newfag
>>543106335Bitches love cannons.
We stopped using the AMR. You have to equip something from the explosive menu.
>>543108108The less AMR users the better. I want to feel unique.
does arrowhead just not have a PR department?
What primary/secondary weapons besides deadeye can 1 tap overseer heads?
>>543108503senator, ultimatum
>>543108578Can the senator do it from any range? I don't have that warbond yet but if it can snipe them then i'll get it.
>>543106301buy an ad
>>543108669you should be fine at least until 50 meters
any lobby
>>543109216Thread's dead, baby. Thread's dead.
>>543109389ale jak to zdech? ty żeś go kilim???
Difficulty 10 is absolutely wild.
>>543090556Is he wrong?
>>543100218GGs
>>543110165Take a shot every time you ragdoll
>>543110440With my ABRL, right?
>>543110569
>>543100218ggz tards
>>543108669sway on the senator is so bad that you practically cannot do it
>>543108669Would not reccomend using senator on overseers as a main answer to them, but can be good as a backup if you just ran empty and one is about to melee stun lock you to death. It's more of a bot weapon in my opinion. Shooting rocket striders in the dick twice, hulks and gunships in a pinch. I've had a couple of situations where I have been stuck under a war strider with no support weapon and shot them in the joint like 20 times.Also, revolvers are cool.
>>543108902Oh that explains a lot. My dumbass was trying to snipe with it without accounting for damage falloff
crashed again, no im not the problem the game should cater to my toaster
Justice, the most balanced gun in the game, balancing out the balance next week!
Backpackless support weapons need more options:>backpackless ABRL>napalm GL>pilebunker>cryo thrower>black matter cannonetc.Just give me more shit I can use with the mobility backpacks.
daily reminder bot are the easiest faction in the game
How do I get people off my ship without kicking them? Why can't I leave?
>>543116008Bug propaganda Only bugs have enough legs to do thatGuards, seize him
>>543116067ask them to leave your ship?
>>543116067Close game and restart.
>>543116008>soloDude is playing on easy mode. Do it on 4 man or don't bother.
>botsissies on their way to ANOTHER failed MOLel. I will continue to bugdive.
>>543102512because bots crash the game more and faster than the other two factions, and people probably got tired of it halfway through
>>543106301this post really made odo glazers seethe
>>543115931>Single-shot ABRL with short cooldownPeak kino
>>543118469it would round out the disposable loadoutEATNEATEABCommando
>>543102512No one cares for the MO.
>>543118469pineapple grenade is right there
>>543118639Silo or hellbomb are also expendables.
>>543118905Quite big difference in range, friend.
>>543118469>Expendable Sub-Munitions Launcher (ESL)
>>543115931>>543118469that's just the NEAT
>>543097336>Helldivers 2 was meant to be a niche game with a small hardcore audienceIronically completes the SE fanatic larp
>disposable hmg>eat>disposable abrl>movement backpackHoly fun.
>>543116008Isn't that the same stream he had the predator strain melty on?
>>543119373Wdym by the two disposable ones
>>543119018yes but they're not rocket launchersi guess the silo is but i suppose
I use AC a ton but I am kinda bad at killing hulks with it. Unless it's short range.
Backpackless support weapons will never be good, that is the tax you have to pay for picking that Jump pack
>>543119889eat/mmg dumpster all the factions
>>543119826I find the flinch they added at some point made it harder to land.
>>543097336>Helldivers 2 was meant to be a niche game with a small hardcore audience.Except the game has the depth of a fucking puddle and the missions on D10 can be beaten by someone using a dancepad. So really, the "hardcore" audience is just a bunch of total autists who can play a game with absolutely no depth or variety for n-thousand hours and then glaze Arrowhead about it.
>>543119179No it isnt silly, one is DoT and other is instant explosions.
>>543119956on d5 maybe
>>543120301Skill issue.
>>543119179>giganigger doesn't understand videogame
>>543120370record yourself clearing d10 oshaune + killing the hivelord with the starting loadout>B-BUT..concession accepted
>>543120679I already recorded it before, the file got corrupted though (it's true).So I accept your concession.
>>543120883>bro you just have to trust me, bro please, I swear on my mommauh huh...
>>543120056ironically the 60 day patch nerfing hulk body armour from 5 to 4 actually made it harder to kill them with AP4 support weapons, not easier. now that you can penetrate the body you can't tell if you're actually hitting the eye or just barely missing by a pixel and hitting the body
>>543121309HMG is still good at it. You just spray the head area at 750 rpm and shots will land soon enough
>>543077771>ahead of memy comment was they are behind, try to keep up
>>543121451HMG used to take 8(?) shots and had no third person reticle. Now it's 4 shots with a crosshair, so yeah, it's good shit.
>>543121451 meAlso, in case of AMR/AC you can tell you hit the head because it starts burning/sparkling for a while after being hit. But yeah it's still harder because of staggering.
>>543120679>record yourself clearing d10 oshaune + killing the hivelord with the starting loadoutPistol only. No grenades. Heavy armor. Also unbind the crouch, dive, sprint, map and aim keys. Deploy with a full squad whose only purpose is to take turns calling Eagle on your position at the worst times. The game must be muted, contrast turned to max. A 75 decibel sawtooth wave must be playing through speakers at all times. Also it must be done with a modded in LGBTQI+ themed cape.
>someone claims something is impossible >post webm doing it>cue >>543122138
>>543121249I want to be raped by Inspector-chan
>>543122376>post webm doing itwhere?
>"heh I can clear d10 with just the peacemaker!">proof?>*wall of texts coping, seething and endlessly moving the goalpost*concession accepted
>>543122376I don't care, I just wanted to post something ridiculous.
>>543119826consider doing the AC+EAT combo. EATs are the natural enemy of hulks.
>>543122992Me too.If you didn't restart from D1 every time you died and worked your way up to completing a full D10 operation deathless, you didn't beat the game.
>>543092712ok in non retard English, the demo force of a 500 or 120/380 shell can damage a jammer but an ultimatium, thermite, silo can’t?
>>543123210That actually sounds like fun
>everyone complaining about performance issues and shit burning their pcsI've been running the game at 10fps with the lowest settings since launch just fine
>>543119826Return to the ancient technique of stun grenade, to help you practice hitting the weakpoints.
a lot of people recommending EATs, but i feel like you really want to have the ship module before relying on it outside of defense
>>543123716Hitting the weakspot on a stationary target will never be an issue and it wont make you better at normally hitting them
>>543123312Try it on bots. D1 to 3 is pretty boring. When you get to d5 and up and hotdrop in, and it's a jammer and a detector tower with a cannon looking at you, you feel the pain. Also, I have a suspicion devs and maurauders aim better when there are less enemies to spawn.
>>543123718I know there’s a lot of new players so everyone doesn’t have everything but I can’t imagine not having all the warbonds and weps. I missed the Warrent when it was in the superstore and seethed for a month until it rotated back.
So now that the reddit officially killed the game, what are we moving on to next?
>>543124235I'm staying
>>543124235We remake the game as hl2 mod and then play that
>>543124301You don't have to go home but you can't stay here
>>543124235>reddit leaves HD2>game is fun againWhy would I go with those niggers lmao?
>>543124235arc raiders
>>543124490I do as I please & the game will live on without plebbitors and other parts of the community that should never have gotten involved
>>543124828This general has (or had) immense reddit overlap
>>543124835i tried it; it seems so shallow... perfect for /hdg/
>>543125132just remind them they will never be women and I will keep playing HD2 awaiting the big fix next week
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243318341325/76561198065475540d10 bots we going to find santa
>>543125196umm sis we decided to ride the doom train and be afraid of the game because one autistic subhuman claims without proof of that the game killed his PCcmon hop on, drop the individuality and factual takes, its time for le collective action, let's get boycottdivers trending :^)
Is this literally the best primary in the game or what?
>>543125563very far from it
AIEEEEE PILESTEDT SAVE US
>>5431254813/4
>>543125563Used to be up there until weapon customization came out now the Knight is superior to this thing in every way. Maybe that thing reloads faster than the Knight or something but who cares.Same thing with the Killzone AR. Completely outclassed by the Carbine now that you can put a drum mag on it.
>>543125563I like it, it's a mini stalwart
I dont like the sights on the UltimatumChange it
>>543126228>Ultimatumjust go straight to sucking cock
>>543126228THIS NIGGA SCOPES IN WITH THE ULTIMATUM LMAO
>>543126302dicklet running scared in circles like a mouse next to the enemies and got blasted by my huge sidearm hog and is seething many such cases >>543126228bro…
>>543126302What? No>>543126348Yeah to aim it better, if I miss then that would be bad>>543126447What?
>>543126228>>543126545lmao
>>543086896i cant load them on my shitposting kindle anymore
>>543126302>vaporizes a warstrider and a platoon of bots in one shotLawl
why does the mission complete screen waste like 2 minutes? for what?
>>543086896>>543126758Buy a 4chan Pass
>>543126545Learn to noscope with the ultimatum. You’re wasting precious milliseconds zooming in with it also. It’s not a sniper rifle, just get a feel for the frames and where the bolt is going to go if you’re gonna use it. It’s a really tricky weapon to master.
>>5431254813/4 waiting for last one!
>>543126447>>543126880Don't forget your supply diaper, coyote and medic armor. Throw in a napalm barrage and a bunch of sentries for good measure.
>>543124229why
How many zaps with the arc thrower to kill a hive lord?
>>543127064You don't need any of that
>>543125958>now the Knight is superior to this thing in every waypisses me off that it's just unavailabledump it on the super store for 2k super credits or whatever
>>543127064Listen piss baby, I run Ulti, Dickle, Grenade Launcher and jump pack with the post-death explosive Martyr armor. I will eat up half the reinforcements killing myself just to blow up more enemies and you will do nothing but mald.
>>543125481starting but on low pop planet so join whenever.
>>543127314Together with Ultimatum it creates the legendary "Hellsissy" set which massively boosts your "gayness" stat, you'd enjoy it for sure.
>>543124235im fucking around with hd2 vr stuff
>>543127292600 funnily enough, a team with all arc throwers could kill it pretty quickly
>>543127565I kill 2 things, if I miss then I kill myself irl like a MAN
>>543127673you are batshit insane
>>543127802throw in some tesla tower to keep chaff at bay
banana peel stratagem to make every dover and enemy slip and fall over and over
>>543128102You have to sit there for 7 minutes as your helldiver eats the banana in real time to drop it
>>543128219This is what the barrel of monkeys strat is forTurns 7 minutes into 3
>>543128219>7 minutesMy diver can eat a banana in one bite
>>543128467Slut
>>543129215>sticks a roasted ham leg in my mouth>pulls out a clean bone
I’m sorta on a break the last few says with the new pokemon out (sue me).Whats the status of shit?MO looks cooked but we held the defenses.The patch for dig bugs is coming tuesday if they were serious on their 5 week plan.Whats the word the ecelebfag drama? Personally, I think fuck ecelebs. As it turns out, leeching and play a single video game forever is not a good career plan. Get a real job ya bums.
I never cared for the Adjudicator. I always thought it was ugly too
is war strider mandatory AT questionmark
>>543130484Eceleb faggotry is the funniest shit in the world. Imagine unironically calling it your "career" and "livelihood." Unrelated to Helldivers but funny nonetheless
>>543129521Chad(Slut)
Is the Jar Dominator or Eurptor more fetch?
>>543127673Im asking because i stripped on of its plates with it.
>>543126912i would if they took normal money
>>543130484>Whats the status of shit?2 more weeks
Burnt out on the game, no new content, no patches & this 110 medal grind to finish this warbond is draining me before I even start. Also they gave every fucking idiot a free airburst launcher so there's teamkilling and rage quitting out the ass.
>>543130627>the adult and responsible thing is to be kind about it>fuck you, dude>>543131020Eruptor. I personally like the Jar and thought it was a lot of fun back in the day but honestly the Eruptor just fucks now. Jar is actually a pretty good anti Stalker weapon if that is what you need.
>>543091768Still there, I just don't have much time lately and game is not in a very good state. Waiting for next week patch
>>543131760I joined the cult of the eruptor recently after giving it a proper go.Still have no idea what I’m supposed to be doing with the jar.
>>543117908but they are still doing the bot defenses. which is the dumb part if they ignored the defense campaigns the major order would be a success the same way the players doing illuminate major order ignored the invasion. but they players if they actually cared enough could have fought off the illuminate invasions and still had time left over but now the bot MO is a lost cause because of repated dumb choices. that makes no sense.
>>543130538depends on if you consider the crisper and torcher AT
>>543132657Honestly, from a ‘lore’ and ‘strategic’ standpoint. I’d rather stuff the bot brigade, liberate 2 planets and not lose any instead of ‘we got the fireworks yay’ but lose like 3 planets in the process.Meme MO.
>>543132313I've been running the jar for a week on all three factions, generally I think the best use for it is in semi, and you run around next to someone else. It's like using the shittiest DMR in the world with the sway and ergos, but you can spamfire and it's really good at close range. Absolutely zero splash damage and a bit of delay on the projectile makes it feel really underwhelming sometimes, especially in auto, so I like having another diver laying down some fire.>for bots it can easily stomp troopers and devs, but be wary of long range shots against targets moving left/right>for bugs it blasts the medium chaff real good, perfect for commanders and guards>for squids, it's a little overkill or underwhelming for different enemies, easily the least comfy faction for this gun
>>543131020dominator doesn't have a chance of killing you for shooting at something within a 30m radius around you.
>>543132885That’s not a very strong sell.People say this gun is top tier.
>>543132825WUT
>>543133482they kill tanks in about 2 seconds. war striders and factory striders in about 3 secunds and hulks for whatever reason take the longest at around 4 seconds. perhaps ironically bug heavies are the worst heavies to use flame on.
>>543133196Anyone that claims jar is anywhere near top tier is ranking things by preference rather than facts and should be ignoredit's a niche weapon that just isn't advantageous in most situations when you can bring insane shit like Coyote, Purifier, or Eruptor instead
>>543134481coyote doesn't belong in the same conversation as purifier
Im going to lie to myself and tell myself that the weapons and strats that I bring aren't good so that I can feel like Im taking niche things and am an underdog
Let's reduce the enemies of democracy to nectar!join the hive now, and let's swarm them!steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243330660101/76561197993853021
>>543134895As long as you don't take ultimatum everytime while doing that you pass in my book. Thermite is fine because I'm still too much of a shitter to live without em
>>543134882Coyote has the same advantage over purifier that all ballistic primaries have over plasma ones, better ammo economy and more range
>>5431349982/4we can bee bees and this is good newssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775243330660101/76561197993853021
>>543135045>still seething about ultimatumle mao
>>543135150purifier has the best ammo economy among primaries. it kills gunships in 2 charge shots while the coyote takes more than a full mag to do the same thing. you only have to start worrying about ammo if you are regularly rapidfire magdumping which should only be done on tank weakspots. which is also still more ammo efficient than doing the same with the coyote.
>>543125481ggs sorry i had to abruptly end there but pc starts to freeze up when i open something in brave
>>543135432Eruptor pops gunships in one hit so I suppose that means purifier is liquid dogshit
>>543135045I was infact trying out the Ultimatum last night and kinda liked it since thermite is my only anti tank thing I'm used to carrying
>>543135653It's genuinely amazing but I started relying on it too much. Having 3 thermites + 2 ultimatum shots makes you able to ignore AT for the most part, but makes all of your loadouts feel the same
>>543135653become an EATer
>>543135809My go to for bots has been EAT and commando. I generally forgo reds except 500kg just for the utility, and this lets me load up on sentries or take a backpack (portable hellbomb is a godsend on megacities, when jammers can spawn in vicinity of each other and objectives). Getting ragdolled and killed or reinforced by somebody on the other side of the map is no longer an issue, since I can get more AT so quick.
>>543135619eruptor's ergonomics can have a hard time with their strafing. and also the damage is inconsistent. purifier is definitely a better choice for any flying enemy and that incl;ude's stingrays too. the autocannon flaak rounds haviung proximity detonation makes up for all the similar difficulties it would have to the eruptor.
Terminids are Russia, Automatons are China, Illuminate are the British
>>543139007>literal actual unironic bugs>not chinksdumb fuck
>>543134895Why does this photo seem so sinister?
>>543139007I fucking hate allegory
>>543130484>plays nu-pokemonOpinion discarded, post topic ignored.
Since when did blizzards cause you to start coughing? Is this more grunt fantasy faggotry?
suddenly, exterminator boobies
>>543139651Idk about you but cold air makes me cough
>>543139651Stings your lungs, but it shouldn't be an issue under the helmet.
>>543139156You know it to be true
>>543139156I was thinking the same thing.
>>543139651Since foreverUnless you have a diaper shieldDon't tell me you bring the diaper shield?Ohnonononono.....
>>543127064>>543141338Stop calling things diapers, it's weird
>>543139007Terminids are quite literally indians, Automatons are amalgamation of WW2 factions (initially nazis, at some point became russian commies (there is a few voice lines in russian) only to be completely converted to chinks), illuminate are middle east
>>543141574>>543139651>baby forgot his diaper
>>543141718I said stop
>>543141931>big baby forgot his diaper and is now shitting himself in public
new warbond>BUFF TODDLERS>primary: CUC-47 Hubby Choker - 320 damage per round, 750 fire rate, 65 mag assault rifle with explosive projectiles each doing an additional fully durable 320 explosive damage>secondary: L2P-F Eraser - sidearm that despawns enemies (no aim required; enemies despawn automatically)>armor perk: Diver Diaper - stims you to full and grants you an indestructible bubble shield for 60 seconds if you go to 0 hp with at least one stim in your inventory>stratagem: Be My Baby - deploys a squad of child care nurses equipped with fresh diapers and perfectly tempered milk>booster: No Fun Allowed - if active fleshmobs, warstriders, hive lords, and dragon roaches cannot spawn
>>543142147based based based
>>543142057>*hisses and bares my long really sharp piurple nails and kind of sharp canines*Take it back.Now.
Helldiapers 2
>>543140269Considering those helmets don't even block your own gas I don't think they're doing much of anything.
>>543142308I said stop it
>>543142308>Helldiapers Pooftfy
>>543141338>purifier>ultimatum>thermite>shield>rocket turret>EAT>orbital laser>light sneed readyYeah, I'm thinking it's time for some D6 bots
>>543136301>eruptor's ergonomics can have a hard time with their strafinglol bro, come on
>>543142147I'll take the 'gem, thanks
>>543134998You're still up?Lobby doko
>>543142987okayjust keep in mind that buffdivers have babby status and therefore cannot get C-01 privileges
>>543134998Thanks for the runs lads.It was buzzing!
>>543134998gg
>>543142147I unironically said this and wanted this
>>543143348nice censor
>>543139156Because this is from a woman who runs a business where she sells cookies that contains her shit.
You know it's kind of odd we haven't got a suburb tileset like the opening.
>>543143201fuck that I've got milk
>>543143348Added to the list. At least we know harelike faggot
>>543142147>>543143373one day they'll actually make a full blown paladin bubble item that lets you spawn a godmode bubble to survive absolutely anything and I will seethe so fucking hard because of it
>>543143623can you post the list?
>>543143623>>543143451My bad I cropped it but pasted the wrong thing
>>543143773I always open mspaint and ctrl v before posting just to make sure I have the right one
The list doesn't even existprove me wrong.
>>543143654You need to join the discord for the undisclosed most updated list
>>543144378I want the disclosed list instead
>>543144534You can search the archive for that
>>543143538Photoshopped
One time I exited the cryo tube on a host anons ship and all three of them started kicking me and calling me names while pointing at a list hastily taped to the wall The list is real and anons WILL take it into consideration when you join lobbies so be careful bros...
finally, only took me some six weeks of scraping together motivation to redeem MO rewards and do the occasional solo missionI solemnly swear to never use this piece of shit in a real mission unless they make it harder to destroy & able to pop jammers
>>543145171I use it because it is fun and the chance for a random teammate/the whole squad to die from a bug is hilarious
botssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775243341005805/76561198008364447
>>543144841
>>5431454093/4
>>543143348All of them added to the breeding list
>>543145762That one is fine, I just hate when people photoshop cays faces to put human anthropomorphized expressions/emotions on it, it gets rid of the real expressions and personality of the cat
>>5431454093/4 you dumb faggot, join now
>>543146423
>>543146423This isn't edited
>>543146423>basic catsit's time for cat+
>>543147613You're just impressing peoples expressions onto a cat, you could've just posted the person instead, all you did was cover up the cats emotionsYou didn't make the reaction better you just made a cat worse
>>543147854
>>543147854Cats are the 4th faction deal with it
>>543148243That cat is unedited so you can see its actual expression, I like that picture/video
/hdg/ divegrass team will be playing in ~40 minutes from this post against /Reverse:1999/.will they choke as usual or repeat their last performance?find out on https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague
Tbh I they should make it that you get the liberation boost from securing a city and it also gives a passive liberation buff to the planet on non city missions or have securing a city automatically lower resistance on a planet. Seeing the city secured on erata prime but all the progress from it lost made want to think of ways to make the city system better
>>543148918The entirety of the galactic war needs a rework
Cats are disgusting creatures.
>deploy the cute as heck Miku credits mod that turns the SC pile into an adorable Miku plushie>it's supposed to play a cute sound when you pick it up>swedes broke the super credit pickup sound so the mod doesn't get to do thatWHYYYYYYYY WE OUGHT TO ORBITAL HELLBOMB BARRAGE STOCKHOLM TONIGHT
>>543149383will you fuck off man
>>543149383
>>543149407migu migu oo ee oo
TIE ME TO A HELLBOMB AND LAUNCH IT AT CYBERSTAN. I AM READY.
>>543099439
>>543145171on bot bunker missions it's alright
>>543150530fair but bot bunkers are too counterable for that to be a huge upside. I seem to consistently be able to pop them with double thermite. other than that you can just spam them down with any regular old AT. and of course a single ATe can infamously solve a whole d10 bunker mission on the right position. an additional bunker remover was like the very last thing on my wishlist.
>use starting armor and weapons in D10>do better than pubs>they always leave after every match>use integrated explosives instead and try to get kills with it>do just as well but have the most deaths>pubs never leave
>>543151393>anon discovers someone fun to play with is more enjoyable than someone “good”
>>543151574>have the most fun using the starting gear because of the challenge it provides>do well enough that it makes other players feel insecure, hampering their enjoymentSeems like a console problem. Guess I'll need to turn off crossplay then.
>>543150526? whats even the difference between those two
>>543152638Medium penLight pen (putting a magazine on the Constitution shrank its bullets somehow)
>saturday>peak time>no dokogame is literal abandonware at this point
>>543152780ok and why is medium pen better
>>543153027I dont play Helldivers, no idea
>>543153027more target flexibility and dps
>we could have long been at marfark by nowwhat gives
>>543153953>food analogy
>>543154519watit's easier and more efficient to kill things the more penetration you have, there's no analogy needed, moar caliber = moar gooder
>>543153027Baits shitters into eternal mediocrity
Looking by weapon stat in the past few warbonds and comparing them to Coyote makes me sincerely wish that Alexus would get raped by a pack of feral native sweden
>>543153953What?? every enemy has a weakpoint and amendment does more damage and shoots faster
>>543150530Why would I ever use the silo to kill the bunker when a single commando will kill the bunker from any range with far more overall flexibility?
>typical megacity jank AND war strider seed>ragdolled into the nether and killed instantly 4 (four) times in a row within 1 minutefor being some of the most unpopular times since the 60 day patch, narrowhead's putting their best foot forward.
>>543155921Because it's cool.
>>543155371light pen means you're only doing a maximum of 65% damage to light armorit's also not wise to only rely on weak points, can slow you down a lot
>>543157621>light pen means you're only doing a maximum of 65% damage to light armorWhat???? I've never heard of that before
>>543157869pen > armor = full damagepen = armor = 65% damagepen < armor = 0 damage
>>543158032wow, post the wiki or something I dont trust u
>>543155368I feel the samereally hope Pacifier, Variable, and Amendment are in for some upgrades
I just blast coyote and it works
>>543159174it's the one true any-purpose rifledoesn't give a shit about frontdoesn't give a shit about rangeit just blasts
>>543157621>>543157869Yes but also no. Helldiver weapons are Light+ pen which exceeds the armor on most "Light" units, there's one or two bug units that have Light+ armor instead of light so light pen weapons only deal 65% damage to them while medium pen deals full damage. On launch the Spray&Pray was "Light" pen which resulted in it doing half damage to everything, which obviously made it far and away the worst weapon in the game.
>>543159354light pen as in penetration level 2. technically light pen plus yeah. iirc nothing is pen1 at this point though. fucking swedish meatball autism.
>>543159174>it worksOnly if you're host, otherwise it's no that different from the JudyI hate Sweden so much it's insane
>>543159354Spray n' Pray was Unarmored II pen level before the buff. Which meant it would bounce off shit like zerker torsos and commander heads. Theoretically overseers would be 100% immune to it if they existed then.
>>543159630if they don't cook up the mother of all hotfixes the active player base is bound to reduce by another 50%, I sincerely hope(cope) they have some good shit on hold
What the fuck is going on with Bekvam? The progress is getting reset every day.
>>543160027Joel is reaching critical levels of leakage
>>543160027Still thinking the GW is real?
>>543160027Welcome newfag
>>543148747
/1999/ manager here, thanks for the match and sorry for the elimination, I expected the exact opposite and was *just* hoping to get through on a loss. Your GK was a god in my games for some reason.Let's hope that VGL25 will go better for both of us.
>>543159354>>543159471>>543159706I don't really understand what you all are talking about but I like one shotting chickens and 2 shotting hive warriors so I'll keep using it
>>543159471There are things with armor 1 (unarmored II), but there are also things with armor 0.It's (You), the player.
>>543160787Helldivers is one of those games that loves to obfuscate really important information behind meaningless phrases and graphs while not communicating some things entirely. Like how the hive lord's crown is tank 7 level armor meaning everything but hellbombs bounce off it.
>>543160554It's the bugdivers fault.
>war striders completely shit on by AT mines being dropped within 10m of themI take it all back, I love war striders now
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243356949924/76561198126520852D10, Robots.
>>543120164>>543120470>disposable medium pen cluster munitionno pretty sure you guys are stupid
>check back in after a week>joel threw two fucking level 40 invasions>less than 48 hours to go and still defending one of them, the MO planet is behind another one and thats not even started>almost 25% of players just bugdiving insteadI take it everyone already decided fuck this one?
>>543158421It used to be even lower than 65%, but if you don't trust him there's nothing stopping you from looking it up yourself.
>>543121454>he's this slow
>>5431623623/4.
>>543161442The crown is what he digs with. literally all of the diggers on the hive lord have armoured fronts like that, besides the best way to attack is to break the 2nd plate from the bottom, who cares about the crown
>>543163178Im not even going to bother because I dont think theres a real reason to change to medium pen
>>543162362Fvll
>>543132657people are not one giant hivemind
new AH project being built on unreal means there is no one at AH who can work with stingray, essentially meaning HD2 will never be fixed or improved, its abandon ware
>>543143479That is NOT true
>>543164719it is
I’ve been playing with the dumbest fucking pubbies (I like to drop in on missions I know will be hard for them that they’ll probably fail). And God damn I kept dropping in on destroy the monolith missions and did the whole thing while the pubbies ran around like chickens getting scorched by stingrays over and over again. And most of them have coyotes too I have to keep turning my mic on and reminding them they can shoot them down with medium pen.
>>543165009I've been on the internet long enough that I predicted that perfectly. The mask, the shit eating smile, the camera angle. It all fits.
>>543165009
>>543139156>>543164719>>543165414>>543165798lurk moar bro
>dead in the middle of the day on a weekendmy kinda thread, very low speed and chill...
>>543169272All the tourists are finally gone for goodWe won
>>543090556This but unironically
Haven't been keeping up. What's all this latest drama about? I don't even see any changes.Last I played in September the performance was about the same as ever, not great but not terrible.
AH officially abandoning HD2 due to harassment and abuse from players
>>543170773They're probably working on Magicka 3.I'm sure all of the 5 remaining fans of Magicka will be thrilled to give Arrowhead their money.
>>543170852especially after they broke Magicka 2
>>543170773This confirms they're porting the game over for helldivers 3
>>543170958Broke the first one. I think the second still works.If not, lmao. I'm sure they'll get a few million sales due to HD2's runaway success, only for people to be amazed at how gay and stupid Magicka really is.
>>543170852They're remaking Wizard Wars. Trust.
>>543142147
>>543170958Magicka 2 wasn't made by Arrowhead.>>543170852>>543171617Magicka isn't Arrowhead property, it's Paradox Interactive property, just like Helldivers is Sony's. Wizard Wars wasn't made by Arrowhead either.Of course it's not impossible that they'd work for Paradox again, but they've said that their new game will be self-published so it's not going to be anything they've worked on before.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243365402115/76561198006804493
>>5431732412/4
>>543170691gameguard had melted the cpu of literal who sloptubers
>>543173241is that john half-life
>>543173717look at him fucking go
>>543170691Overall annoyance at seeming lack of playtesting, worsening performance, and filesize growing
>>5431732413/4 GET IN
>>543170691>not great but not terribleAnd you didn't see graphite on the roof either.
>Arrowhead making new game>Likely siphoning profits from HD2 to fund it>Unreal Dogshit 5Welcome to the cvck shed, Helldivers. Take your seat next to FF14
>Gameguard has access to things like mic and cameraACTUAL FUCKING SPYWARE
>>543175427it's a kernel driverso it has access to *everything*
I'm just glad gameguard has stopped all those nasty cheaters and hackers from joining my game
>>543175625>spawns SCs
>>543162362GGs.
FUCK JOEL
Cyborg voice lines are so sovlful. They better be locked in as an extensive bot subfaction.
Game guard?more likeGay guard
>>543162362
why does Julheim have 10 billion bot kills ? is this a bug ?
>>543176670dumb frenchiejulheim used to be a planet available to play on
>>543176770dumb brownlesath was the highest bot kill planet until they invaded julheim
>>543176670I played a few missions heh
>>543176670>bugits a bot dumbass
>>543176670Chinkhackers
>>543175883Imagine if we somehow manage to pull of the MO too. It's a long shot but it looks possible.
>>543177640If we get the heavy ordnance in time for more liberation boost, we could actually do it.
>>543176836at least the shot didn't go through the gap between the body and turret
>>543176836shit EATer
>only 0.25% resist>no mega city>still no progresssquidsissies.......
>>543178458>squid cancri
>>543178458also, forgot to mention that this is the highest pop on squid front btw
Retard playerbase played into Joel's hands... again. The move was to take bekvam and cut off julheim but all the dumb fucks went to julheim instead. MOs are so fucking pointless when you have the swiggers manipulating everything.
>>543178458>squids tactics are to be such a snoozefest faction that no one wants to fight them
>>543178904>The move was to take bekvam and cut off julheimThe invading planet came from Duma Tyr. I said in the previous thread that we should have gone for the gambit but the blob have already decided.
>TWENTY FOUR PERCENT OF THE PLAYER BASE>ZERO MO CONTRIBUTION>ZERO PROGRESS ON THEIR OWN FRONTBUGCHASERS, LADY AND GENTLEMEN
>>543179484>you vill eat ze bugz>and you vill be happi
>>543179593
>>543179484It's genuinely impressive.
>>543179671...
>>543179484>bugCHADS refuse to play joel’s MO retardation, just keep on divin’>botniggers seething, coping and very likely dilating
>>543179806is that how you cope with how you cant do anything on your own?
>>543179484>>543179806>
>>543125132> hadThis entire website has been nothing but reddit overlap for years
I can't still calculate the drop of the EAT after almost 1000 hours of playtime
>>543180029This will be War Striders next patch. Mark my words
>>543180029>BUGS ARE.... LE HARD!!!!!!
>bugchasers trying to cope by bringing up something entirely unrelated>again>again>again>again
Oh great, here we go again
SEXWITHFEMBOTS
>>543180496all bugchasers need to do is correct their attitude for 6 weeks and maybe ill think theyre actual humans.
>mogs the illuminate
>>543180524Is this what propaganda looks like?
>>543180753So true, sister!
>>543180971would suck her gock
>>543180971>Gaylo Introonite
You guys won't be laughing when they finally take Erata Prime. Any day now.
>>543180753>>543180971It is true though, how the fuck could anyone think the illuminate are more fun to fight than the covenant
>>543181162>already wasted one mega city for boostlollmao even
Reminder they're sitting on>Stinger>Eagle Air-to-air>Eagle Carpet Bomb>APC>Orbital Flare>MG entrenchment>Medic Backpack>Justice>Truth Whisperer>Breaker Bugbiter>Breaker Nailspitter>Punisher Fire of Liberty>Singe>Incendiary GL
>>543172729>Magicka isn't Arrowhead property, it's Paradox Interactive property, just like Helldivers is Sony's.Does this stupid nigga not know what a publisher is?
dropping on effluvia because this game STINKS
>>543176609Hit a whole class on their fieldtrip.
>>543181190Simple, the gaylo weapons struggles with the illuminate
>>543181162>both planets with one mega city wasted for nothingwhy are they like this ?
>>543179484If they didn't want me chasing bugs then they shouldn't have made them so fuckable
Can’t enjoy the game… until I max out every weapon so I can go back to the weapons i like… can’t… waste XP….
>Gaylo Troonvenant faction had to waste 27 years and barely got to earth>Illuminate Glassed several worlds and nearly took earth in 2 weeksIts obvious which faction is stronger.
>>543181474you think you're clever but you're the biggest retard gorilla nigger in here
>>543181567bugniggers hahahaha, so funny bugniggers lol hahahaha
why is everyone obsessed with the transgender community?
>>543181893more like why are troons obsessed with inserting themselves into everything?
>>543181567@grok is this real?
>>543181567are seriously surprised the people that play the faction that can be hard countered by pressing the S key and insist that its hard is incapable of any strategic thought???
>>543181567why don't megacities- and theoretical non-city regions that should exist but swiggerishly don't- arrest liberation progress at a minimum floor, why are they just a jackpot that can get pissed away without actually being recaptured by the enemy? shouldn't having a defined foothold mean something?
>>543181952I wish I had a cute trans gf obsessed with inserting herself into me
>>543182213you gay, nigga.
>>543182195>arrest liberation progress at a minimum floorI've already told them that in the survey but they don't care enough I guess. Swedes gonna swede.
>>543182271yes I am
>>543181893>Why is everyone annoyed at these creepy public dress wearing pedophiles jamming their creepy ideology into every facet of life from media to public spaces and schools.Gee idk you’ll never be women find a rope.
>>543180778this ishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1HnaOo6Oxg&t=127s
>>543181743tbf the covenant didn't know where earth was.
Tried to join a lobby doko but im getting a prompt saying “enable crossplay to join” but I have crossplay enabled, so.Cool.
>>543182467lmao just google it
>>543182467I thought the Covenant did know where Earth was, they just didn't know it was the capital of the humans.
my crossplay is disabled tho
What's the point in of completing a major order?
>>543182425I can tell this is propaganda because these individuals assaulting that poor diver are not black.
>>543182425So this is what private equity put 60% of their investment into
>H-hey guys! Let's stop talking about how shitty Arrowhead is and talk about something else! Like botniggers and bugchasers! O-or trannies! Yeah!
>>543182712I believe it is both, the location of the ark portal was a recent thing for them, and yeah they were also not aware it was the homeworld of humanity.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243370573410/765611980068044933/4 racist doko
>>543182870cant
>>543182425buy an ad
I still can't replicate those performance issuesstop being on gtx 1060s
>>543182750Medals>but I'm full on medalsuhh... galactic war progress?>but its either fluff bullshit that doesn't mean anything or its rigged... SHUT IT DOWN
the game really doesnt do enough to sell at weapons to newer players
>>543179916>seething botnigger thinks we need xer Lmao stay on your containment front, “ma’am”
>me on my way to fuck some leandivers in the ass
>>543182905 make lobbo open, we will try to join you? crossplay on or off?
>>543183093If you’re still on when I’m done extracting in 2 minutes (I’m crouched behind a fence) I’ll try to invite, don’t wait for me.
>>543182383Projection meltygo get cracked already you mentally deranged egg
>>543182773Fuck swiggersFuck sw*den in generalFuck botniggersFuck (You)Most of all FUCK jannies
>>543091875did you drop it and snipe it?
>>543183274someone else joined, sorry broski
>>543183341wtf? male children aren’t women you fucking freak and neither are you, you’re entire creepy religion is a lie, fuck off freak
>>543183341>arachnophobia.wav
Would liberating Choohe put Aurora Bay under siege?
>>543183880Yes.See >>543070442
>>543183341>go get cracked already you mentally deranged eggTf is that "insult"? You heard that from a toddler?
>>543181567Enjoy the 2 days it's going to take to liberate them now
Joel is fucking with the numbers again and basically giving us Bekvam III for free
>>543183880Joel would just add an additional supply line from Mekbuda to prevent the siege
>>543184079That's how capturing a city works
>>543184079
>Fenmire>Blistica>ChoohePlenty of opportunities to put planets under siege
>>543184554>>543184554>>543184554>>543184554>>543184554migr8
>>543184015troons have an actual obsession, stronger than gays' UR IN THE CLOSET counterattack, with basically every human being being a secret troon. everyone, everywhere, especially anti-troons MUST be an egg, a troon in waiting that doesn't even know it, and must be aggressively groomed to 'crack' them, IE they need to suffer classic cult recruitment tactics like grooming ideas of specialness into bipolar abuse into lovebombing into more abuse until the subject submits to whatever the cult wants.This is because they're a figurative if not an actual hivemind of evil eunuch-slaves, created by whoever the Current Ruler is in the twilight of every dying empire in history, in order to shore up failing states that simply cannot otherwise recruit soldiers or bureaucrats from the disillusioned oppressed populations that these empires fail to remotely appease or in any way appeal to, and will resort to kidnapping and gelding men or offering increased privileges & standing to those who willingly become gelded. Helldivers btw.
>>543183079>took this long to reply>using projection incorrectly>botnigger thinks we need xer Yeah, ya do, nigga. Y'all suck at the game xD
>>543184790Cool little theory, so when are you taking estrogen?
>Halo crossover happens>Game's reputation and stability tanks barely two months later
>>543180029modded session to make bots more innaccurate, note the shrieker towers in the distance on a mission with gunships
>>543180116use OPS more often>>543181505they don't tho
>>543188507thats a smoke plume
>>543182820>homeworldWas Earth still the homeworld of humanity? I thought the Forerunners wiped humans out and then basically set them up on a nature reserve. In "official" cannon anyways. There are some things I like about Halo 4's story but Humans no longer being the actual Forerunners is not one of them.
>>543181463source?
>>543189989nope
