Previous: >>543107225>Global Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Summer Maruzensky (Alt 3*), Summer Special Week (Alt 3*), Sweep Tosho (SSR), Winning Ticket (SSR)10/14 - Summer Story event10/21 - Meisho Doto (3*), Special Week (SSR), Tokai Teio (SSR)10/26 - Half Anniversary Part 110/30 - Eishin Flash (3*), Nice Nature (SSR), Tosen Jordan (SR)10/30 - LEO CUP - Hanshin 2200m>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Tosen Jordan (Alt 3*)10/7 - Legend Race vs NTR and Super Creek (Alt)Early October - Tachyon's Factor ResearchLate October - New training scenarioOctober: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200mNovember: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600mDecember: CM Mile (No debuffs) - Hanshin 1600mTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread CirclesJP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
nice reset
Digitan LOVE
>>543128746How much stamina did we need for Taurus again?
it's new day des!!
>DAILY RACE DE WA->MOONLIGHT SHO DE WA->EL CONDOR PASA
plap the fattie!
I fucking love you retards.
concert recording?
>>543128907900 + 1 gold
Retention is finally hitting 500,000 this cycle. If you are a 4xx,xxx player, you need to go back to class 5 where you belong.
>>543128959>Ee, watashi wa King Halo yo
>do training with fail chance>long load
Yes Danchou....please sniff my shoes...
wife has arrived
>>543129048Why is that?
who are we supporting bros? just kamunyak?
>>543128907I got 2nd in the finals with 800+2 golds
>>543129270
>>543129297>2nd
Danstu's flames on my face
>>543129286we're all buying erika express
>>543129340let's just say stamina was not the reason i lost
finally got a good uma to share
>>543129276shoe request fulfilled in less than 60 seconds
>>543129364So this is why when artists draw Super Creek skinny I always think of Maruzensky
>>543129286kurino mei
sir remembertaishin very valuable good for CM4buy taishin, good value good price
>>543129714I guess you could say your club mates shoed in for you
>>543129858-2terrible
>>543129896Air Groove...
>>543128746>>543128746>>543128746
So let me get this straightTo make a summer Maru ace I have to:>Get groundwork from the parents>Get 3 green skills for the track>Raise medium to S>Get the normal Maru skill from a grandparent because she can't be her own parent>Use Seiun as a parent because front runners need Angling>Hit all the ridiculous stat requirementsAll of this while having shit affinity because she's her own grandparent so goodbye double circleI think playing the lottery and winning is easier
Is Up-tempo even good on lates?
>>543129286Erika Express... I always root (I don't bet) for Spechud kids
Need a Teio girlfriend, without the Teio clingyness, neediness and baggage
>spechud>sweep>kinguWhich 2 of the 3 should I bring considering I'd like to have late surger savvy on my ace
>DAILY RACE DE WA->MOONLIGHT SHO DE WA->HAIIII CURREN CHANG DESU
>>543130116I'd just ditch groundwork. That shit equivalent to 1 gold that I can dedicate to mid-race one or another recovery. This CM seems like won't be stacked with front runner to fight for A&S right anyway.
>>543130116Don't forget the 2 gold recoveries bwo
Thank you Kitasan rerollers for borrowing my welfare Spe-chan.
HOWDY TOREINAH SAN
>>543130116people are already justifying dropping absolutely essential skills like groundwork, it's OVER for sunk cost SMaru investors.
>>543130273too bad
>>543130273>
>>543130293>Curren Chang
>>543130273So a regular, non-Teio girlfriend
https://www.tiktok.com/@manbohachimi/video/7542511087434878263
First inspiration of the day, 0 non-blue sparks.
>umatok
glue
>>543130116I won last CM with an A rank front runner Bakushin with no Groundwork, you'll be fine as long as you hit 850 min stamina quota bwo...
>>543129048Say that again when I flatline
IM NOT TRAINING STAMINA FOR A FUCKING MILE RACE
>guy who barely had any fans skyrocketed into having more fans than I do.Someone really wants that Leo plat title I see. keep up the good job, but don't powerfarm too hard, you'll be burned out.
I remember there was a japanese blog where there were extensive tier lists about how good the umas would be in specific distances, but I forgot the site... does anyone know?
im a love crusader for sweepy
DOTO SOON!!
>>543130273That's the best part though?
>>543130958spechan... he's not doing it manually...
CUTE DAIWA PIGLETS OUT IN THE OPEN??!!!*inhumane snout-like slorping sounds*
Cygames intern hereEquinox, Liberty Island and info about the onsen scenario will be announced today at the end of day 2hope you like it
>>543131150i run like this
>>543131184>no titleholderi sleep
>>543131184>EquinoxI doubt it but I'm hoping for it
>>543130273>Hey Jimmy, get me a Teio gf with nothing
>>543130273so a gf that isn't Teio
>>543131063are there bots for the game?
>>543131581JP has been using autoplay bots for years. Cygay is fighting it and actively banning players when it's detected though.
what do with all this SPEED
>>543131581no bro, some people are just scary consistent
>>543131316He will be there sooner or later. Only Kaneko, out of pride, still won't give Cygay the go-ahead, since doing so would mean admitting that he was wrong and that Uma is important for the survival of Keiba.
>>543131759Run faster
>>543131316Die Yuzufag
Obsessed
>>543131759explode
>>543131581no the eden niggas that get 25 MILLIONS/day are perfectly natural and human
Give it to me straight doc, how much longer does this club have...
>>543131946Yeah animals in heat tend to be like that
>>543132028My danchou doesn't even have Cancer platinum.
>>543132028>guy that hasn't been playing for a month straight gets cancer platinum but I didnt
>>543132028fan leader leaves and it's like pulling the pin on a grenade, many such sad cases
>>543130738glue
>>543132001so they're burning carats to do that many runs
>>543132192t-there's always 9 months from now...
i missed the concert help
What are the current CM4 gaslights?>S.Maru being S tier>End closer S..Spe being meta>1000 stam + 2 recoveriesanything else?
the stakes?
>>543132508Everyone actually rolled for wedding Mayano
STOP ITSTOP GETTING MIGRAINESYOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE CHOSEN ONE
>>543132553easy 1st
only cunnygods rolled for wmaya
>>543132553>frontnon existent
>Using a borrow for a parent run on Tachyon>She switches derby to NHK>diesStupid POS horse
>>54313037118* stam spark + Event Spe + Event Scar + 3/4 speed 2 power deck and there are funny pace chaser builds you can do. Though double agemasen is CBT.
>>543128959>DAILY RAC->MOONLIGHT SHO D->CIAO
Good enough?
>>543131820Cute coffee. It's the little things like this that will make the absurd wait for her bearable.
>>543132656>>543132728hopeless
>>543129469That's really cute.
>>543129286kelly
>>543131772how does a bot even affect this graph
As it turns out, it IS possible to get high power and high stamina on this track.>>543132835>He bought unrestrained instead of midrace skillsThe fast-paced was right there
the uma who hides their power level the hardest
>>543132835gonna get passed midrace by some dude's TT Oguri
huh?
>>543133138urara
>>543132508/uma/ chuds keep desperately searching for another "meta" end closer because they refuse to accept the reality of Gold Ship Game
>>543132868brocked
>>543133169race bonus applies
>>543133169race bonuses
>>543133138Zenno Rob Roy too
>>543131581There used to be a great tool that automatically looks up events and their choices+outcomes once they come up ingame, so you don't have to look for them manually. It was particularly useful for events from random support cards that you didn't use.Cygay closed that possibility because it was also used by autoplay bots though. I'm sure someone found a way to make it work again at some point, but it'd be pointless for JP because they get the effects for each event choice in their game by default now.I wish we got that early in Global too.
>>543133304>>543133313Race bonuses?
>they aren't by far the top earner in their club>the second you leave the club would evaporate kind of earner>missing out on holding total power over your Danchode>missing out on forcing your Danchode to send you lewd images dressed up as your favorite Umasimply NGMI
>>543133391your cards
>>543132853I need her so bad... (pic is my bedside view right now).
why is Tachyon not highly rated for Leo?
>>543133474Oh I see.
this is my first stink natureis she stinky enough? wit kinda low but I was trying to fit in speed training and races so she doesn't explode
>1% failuremy faultthought i was playing horsegirl racing not xcom
>>543133519All debuffers are S-A tier. with NN and WMaya slightly higher since they have Gold stam debuffs.
>>543133348Zenno's big tits are always out on display though?
>>543133453why are suzukafags such homosexuals
>>543133390>I'm sure someone found a way to make it work again at some pointAll the auto tools I've seen so far (in english) are real basic and can barely do a normal run, provided they're stable. Hell, they all just pick the top option and call it a day generally.
>>543133519Oguri fat is just better
I'm salty so maybe I'm not thinking straight but I'm about to give up on rice, she's literally the only uma I still manage to fail her career.I'm genuinely asking, what the fuck am I doing wrong with her? I have tried to make an ace out of her for every single CM and failed because the promising runs find an early end.I have lost this race 4 times, gone is the free clock and the 3 other ones.What the hell am I doing wrong with rice man? She's my fav but I suck at this
>>543133629i mean ace tachyon not debuffer tachyon
>>543133519as an ace, very easy to whiff her ult, but if you pump her with midrace stuff she might surviveif running (hybrid-dominator) debuffer, she can't make use of her ult
>>543133390It also shows how much stat and bond gain you get from each training facility each day without having to go through them manually. That would be nice to have.
>>543133629>Medium race>Look inside>Long raceWhat's the point...
>>543133693late, slick surge, outer surge, late savvy, studious = instant win with less than 600 speed
>>543133693You need at least 500 + a gold recovery skill for tenno sho spring
the fuck you doing Neicha
>>543133859is she so "bad" I need to pick skills before finishing the career?
>>543133670they like a girl who is built like a teenage boy
>>543133629Noticing how I literally only have the free umas and oguri made me realise my acount status i pretty bleak
>my power's a bit low, I can take a risk on this 21%
>>543133390>He's not using the choice overlay
globalbluds really do be getting 1000 stamina and 2 gold heals for a 2200 meter race lol
>>543133843I bet that would seriously speed bots up as well, considering they don't need to go through every training and try to analyze the image. Hell I bet jap bots are a fuck ton faster, esp ones using GPU support.>>543134084WHWAT!?
>>543133693tenno sho spring is a stam checkyou run late (~50 stam consumption reduction) and get some heals. Instant win if they proc, when your stam is around 600
>>543134084I think on 2nd anniversary they integrate this into the game.
cygames instantly bans you if you use any mods or even think about it
this gorshi's just cleared 5/5 rooms despite having supbar statsult into thh beats every summer marui kneel schizo lady
>>543134084link
>>543134125thanks, I guess I though all umas were fine being skill-less in the URA and got too cocky
>>543134272(sadly( factually untrue
>>543134084>still hasn't memorized his card's eventsbet you didn't even do 3 runs a day, slacker
Tenno status?
>>543134306>schizo ladywhat
>>543134409>442 stam>paceunless you have 2 gold heals it's tennoshover (3rd or 2nd place)
>>543133693>front
>>543134486>simple and to the point>the tears at the endCUUUUUUUUUUTE
>>5431344092 clocks and then a lucky 3rd by 2 distances
>>543130116just get lucky
be honest guyswhat would either rice shower or mayano top gun do if I decide that, for an entire day, I'll be behind their asses?
Tamamo's poverty adds to her charm
>>543134486cutebut unironically reminds me too much of impregnation doujin endings
>>543134482>>543134596Heh
>>543134497it was my 4th attempt, I tried 2 late, 1 in pace and 1 in front (she got second in front)
>>543134486I'm expecting a wholesome story career
>>543133693just use her as Pace and aim for 600 stamina and get a gold recovery before haruten, you won't get any more skill hints on them anywayeven if you do get fast learner afterwards so be it, wont matter for just one skill
I think she's ready
Finaly done my Oguri
>>543133060getting a straight line means they're always hitting similar every day and over 100 million in 17 days
Shinko Windy
>>543134795>>543134609sex with boys
dantsu removed12 umas left
ALWAYS BELIEVE!
>>54313478767
>>543134787What is this new gaslight
>>543130116you can run groundworkless maruunless you're an uber whale, it's hard to fit both groundwork, (some) midrace stuff to not get overtaken, AND recoveries needed for this CM, without tanking your already extremely demanding statline. Not to mention making groundwork, work, is already a lot of, work, needing you 3 greens that aren't guaranteed.You'll have to midrace + groundwork when aoharu comes, but not yet for nowNeeding to proc recoveries and her skills being mid-race means she fits better into a THH build rather than a groundwork build
>>543134272im pretty sure 90% of non jp umajp players use that one mod and none of them ever got banned for it
>>543134769What sparks and decks are you bros using to hit 850 stamina, damn
Since paid carats on mobile and steam are somehow seperated, could I buy the monthly carat package on steam AND on my phone and cash in 100 carats daily?
>>543134702Pace 600 should be enough, guaranteed win with a gold and decent wit. Just buy maestro if you already have it.
>>543134996yeah if you just have separate accounts for both
>>543134925bro your +3 to all stats?
>>543134996Give it a shot bwo
>>543134925it's her secret raceEasy G3 that gives a decent amount of skill points, and hot topic, and a guaranteed mood boost. However costs you UNO summer turn.
>>543134694show skills
>>543134972850 power*
>>543131697>#zhit'letomoi blin
>>543134996go ahead pay piggie
>>543133693Front running on long tracks is ass, Spring Tenno Sho is also ass, you should be able to make it with Pace but sometimes you just get unlucky and strike out regardless of stats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fS7409KodmMTHIS IS A PRO-PIG POSTWE LOVE PAYPIGS!
>>543131063He wouldnt do something like that, would he. That goes against the terms of service also the very competitive spirit.
>>543135161cant be a paypiggie with monthly carats because they go into the free carat stash
>>543134862>already made plans to pull 5 of these>they're not even released on jpgrim
stop posting smug seiun skys
MARUZENSKY! GIVE ME GROUNDWORK AND MY HONDA IS YOURS
>zooms into her chest
>>543135216so does adding p2w elements
>>543134862Who the fuck names their horse One Piece
>>543135209he cute
>>543134887EXPLODE
>>543135209please have another meltdown they are funny
>>543135113
>>543134862does how popular they are influence?
>>543134694CAPAS IN PEAK
>First rest of the borrow run is a night owl
I'm so glad I didn't have to go to pity for SMaru, she is not that good lmao
>>543134862>Samsung Bigwhat a terrible name for a horse
>>543134996not on the same account
Make sure to do your daily pulls!
Your casual friends pulls vs you going to pity
>>543135578
i think curren and smart falcon are really good friends :)
>>543134862that's actually way less than I expectedthen again I guess most umas have 0 skins and are quickly forgotten after release so
>>543134925
>>543135692https://xn--gck1f423k.xn--1bvt37a.tools/characters/attributes/statusless than you think
when is the kitasan banner coming? I'm about to explode holding in all these carats
>>543134795Sexo Windy
>Always figured that the 30FPS lock is a leftover of the (old) phone code, a battery saving measure>What further strengthened that idea is the fact that the game goes to 48 when the main menu camera moves>Start using the emulated phone version and instantly notice that it runs 48FPS by default, today it's even using 60+ by defaultGuess my life has been a lie and it's just the usual "hur dur japanese 90s vibe coding :^)" thing
>Maruzensky is as tall as Spe and Ticket
tail held high might be the worst skill in the game. At 400 wit, you need FOUR 77.5% skills to succeed, meaning you really only have a 36% of proccing it.
>>543135384a wanpiss fanthe actual reason is because his dam was named Tsurumaru Onepiece
>>543135761Current Uma.moe prediction. Some have other sources they claim are more accurate like that henry derby sheet but whatever
>>543135810but why is spe the hotter one
>>543135384>Still doesn't know how horse naming worksRetard
I've checked next scenario guide on gametora and cards with flat bonus and strong training efficiency seem to be really good there but I'll see how it goes, not that I have cards to chose from.
>>543134272they do if it doesn't affect the gameplay itself, stuff like that translations mod are fine
>>543135778MODS
>>543133560a-anyone? just a little smell check?I think going to 800 wit would have been ideal, but that's just ~2% more activation chance. Front debuffs are whatever, since smaru is basically a blocker
>>543135967damn, over 2 months away
>>543136098What if I rolled for both?
How is my Reddit-tachyon looking bros?
>>543136098loooool
>>543135930It's cheap that's why it's considered good.And uniques count too so it might be 3 skills.
>>543133560 >>543136096she is stinky enough once you've learnt every single debuff and combine it with maxxed witnothing is ever truly perfect
>>543134084WELL?
what's better, 2 Stam/3 Med or 3 Stam/2 Med?
>>543133560Her smell can barely even be perceived in the presence of a real stinky nature
>>543135967uma.moe is always generous with the prediction so you can expect that to be a couple weeks earlier than that. This is a screencap from last month
>>543133519The problem with Agnes Tachyon is that her unique doesn't help her win, only to survive.I'm running her anyway.
>>543136253oooh this is a good one. I might need to cut down on power training
>>543135419>Gourmandfakecel...
>>543136253>all those debuffs+1200HOLY FUCKING STINKPost deck
>>543135692most umas have 1 or 2 alts
>spurt procs way too latewtf, is end bad now?
>>543136143looks like a group B champion
when using summer maru, do i need to activate a blue skill after 50% mark to activate her ult or will it count any blue activation that happened before 50% mark?
>you NEED summer maruzensky
>>543136143Bretty gud desu, but you aren't winning without capped speed. This Tachyon still loses to other pacers and stat/skillwise she's better than yours, power difference notwithstanding
>>543136392If I were to run it again, I'd definitely do Aoi over Dia, who's just there to hint chase for flustered front. Aoi force feeds you SP on dates so you don't have to race as such and gives you guaranteed hesitant end as an end of career event if you survive y3 arima kinen. Sparks are some split of speed and stamina.
I only roll for umas and my plan is to run everyone at least once in CMs regardless of the meta.Maybe even they'll win something too.
>>543135930>activate_count_middle>=3>100 base cost>usually used in combination with uniques that are guaranteed>usually used on Fronts that want more than usual Wit anyway
okay thank you anons, I guess all I needed was a single gold recovery kek
>>543136556>Those low tier cardsNeat, something I would be able to do! Thanks anon, gonna try and make use of that another time!
its over... no S
wife nature
>>543136556Isnt that low power a bad idea?
>>543136534>0:55the fuck are you doing?the 1000m sprint track with no corners?
>>543136351
MamboMamboMaruzenskyMambo
>>543136556what good is tachy? I am running ikuno dictus over her
>>543134769Damn nice, that's one hell of a highroll
>>543136098I already have default spe I need sumaru to actually experience her story
>>543134769>no Med Sbwo...
>>543136851Late savvy on an event instead of having to hint chase wit dober for it, I've got enough hints to mash in the deck as is.
>>543136780she just fires off her debuffs and then fail to placethat's what she does
>0 training effectiveness>power card>but 20 fan bonus, can give charming, and 50 Specialty Priority?Is it trash?
>get med S 3 times in a row>but dogshit 3 times in a row
>>543137019I only used it in parent decks can't imagine it outside of having nothing better
Should I watch season 2 if I hate Teio?
>>543137019>also prevents you from using her much better Speed SSR version
>>543137019any card with 0 spec is strictly non-ace runs only if they have good hints and other stuff
>>543137019Danchou said we have to use this card when farming parents
>>543135753Cool site
>another day with 3/3 guests wasted
>>543137019I use it on Maru fan runs.Fan +20Initial powMood up eventPotential charming
>>543137019>55 mood effectMood effect cards are really good if you pair them with a pal card.
>>543137298why?
>>543137298Rolling riko
is it leover?
>>543137409if you can get corner connoisseur to proc on the final corner, you're golden
>>543133693May be late but 600~650 on PACE gives her a win without any skills. Do not front if you don't have any skill to keep up the lead
>>543137409brother who picked your skills, random numbers generator
>>543137308
Special
>>543137538I didn't get any skill hints that run so I had like 800 to spare
>>543137409What the fuck are you doing?
>gives you Gourmand
I don't want to give up but I'm not hitting a single stat high enough... maybe I should just keep using borrows to make parents
14 hours to Shuka Sho
>>543128726COW WHEN ??
>>543137689*smooch*
>>543137689thanks spe-chan
Why roll Riko?
>>543137629I'm training a late surger Oguri Cap for Leo CM
>lobby fills up to 9/9>room master fucking dies
>>543137019>hanshin green>firm green>standard green>straightaway adept event>20 fan bonus>high mood effect>initial power>decent friendship>15% race bonus at MLBgoated card for Fan runs where you might be gambling on a decent parent rollmight be good in MANT even?
Will the uncap crystals make me catch up with MLB kitasan havers or will I fall further behind as they MLB some other broken card?
>i can reach 1200 900 1200 with power cardsThat Rice power card is looking mighty juicy not gonna lie...
I don't have mlb SSR worth setting as support, so which among these SRs are generally useful and could net some support points?
>>543137578>>543137308Where's the uma art of the IBP match fixing scandal
>>543137978you'll get closer to the MLB Kita havers than they get farther away from you
is it bad that the live made me fall in love with stego
>and the fish was this big
>>543137847so you can marry another ningen woman
>>543137984Your Spe-chan welfare SSR?
>Walks towards you
1200 wit neichas are a scamthey have a 92.5% proc racea 600 neicha has 85%this post was definitely not made by big anti-debuffer
>>543137996then the jumping double for golshi
How would spechud react to seeing donkeys/zebra musume? Or does it only apply to chestnuts?
>>543138187zawa zawa
>>543138187If she reaches you she'll meet the conditions for murmur...
>>543138187You better not shoulder check me
Why roll for Riko? Just select it with your free SSR selector and uncap to make it 1LB and survive unity cup, save the carats for kitasan black>NOOOoOOoOOoOthen I guess Skipko wasn't that important after all
>finished a bingo ticket in ten turns umazing
>>543138194Assuming you have 10 debuffs, the difference between 1200 and 600 wit totals out to ~26%
>>543138352I went from always pitying the first cards always to 2 bingos before even hitting 200k event points. Blessed large number averages
>>543138187>Oh? You're approaching me?
Will it be possible to use the paid carats from the daily carats for these or do I have to buy it from shop itself
>>543138264She’s still so far away!!!!
>>543138312>selector up til summer>rikoyou're really only missing the frog image to go along with that post
testing cm478742325
>>543138557only the initial carats from the daily are paid, the trickling ones are freeif you saved those, yes you can use them
>another borrow run to try and make a good parent>get a ton of skills and win a ton of G1 wins>get anally prolapsed by spark RNG again for the 100th time in a rowtrying to make a usable parent is the most unbelievably miserable dogshit experience I've ever had in a game
>>543138719>only the initial carats from the daily are paidWhat the fuck. Now I feel stupid and hesitant to continue the daily pack
>>543138867if you're going to spend any money on this game it should be the daily pack and the anniversary packs starting from 1st anni since they come with selectorsotherwise, yea spending on this game is stupid expensive
>>543138867How long have you been on the daily pack until you discover this today
getting groundwork + 2 gold recoveries is literally impossible
>>543138194That's literally double failure rate
>>543138867It is still the most efficient in terms of $/carat. Plus it is less than 1 hour of federal minimum wage
>still I rise 18th out of 18 runnersDascabros... Uokkabros...
>>543138874why did it take so long for her to release
>>543139090?
I literally can't reach 1k speed without compromising my stamina to be below 800, I hate that I don't have creek and have to chose either kitasan or maestro
>>543138449Yeah it sucks when you have to keep pitying but that feeling when you get lucky is too good.
>>543139049I knew the daily was cost efficient in carat count but realizing only the initial ones is considered paid is making me rethink since I was initially planning on saving till anniv. I was wondering why my paid count isn't increasing. I just thought it was because I kept changing from PC to laptop.>>543139074Around 3 or 4 months>>543139201I bought it mostly because the daily goes to paid too but making me rethink otherwise. Raw gem count it's nice but it wasn't my main reason initially. Have to rethink now tbdes.
40022050cm4
>>543139213it was fun watching that hype bubble pop like a water balloon.
So why was Ticket at Bubblyland
why did maruzensky take the teen girls into a sex pool island
>>543138562You have great taste in bookworms anon
>>543138874https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcN5kt-S2dsabout time
>>543138581Summer Morons refused to proc anything.Stamina gaslight stays strong.
>>543139905
>>543130116Yes it's absolute RNG hell. This is the best I've managed so far, didn't get any good rainbows towards the end so I fell short on stats. I absolutely hate how missing groundwork spark is instant glue and that honestly kills majority of your runs. We desperately need a consistent groundwork source. I've even tried bringing the guts groundwork card but that tanks my stats and it's still very inconsist groundwork source.
https://magma.com/d/f7VJi8cxGmhttps://magma.com/d/f7VJi8cxGmhttps://magma.com/d/f7VJi8cxGmreposting drawpile
>>543138874I like how every time a new character is released in JP netkeiba makes a tweet with the info page of that horse.
My fridge isn't running
>teio step da- ACK
>>543139823grandkid of maru
>>543139558I have been buying de daily carat thing since launch and I made the maths, you can probably do a ten pull in each uma paid banner forever, sometimes even the double banners. But to realise just now that only the 500 you get right away are the premium carats anon... dummy
>>543139090Gold recoveries are trivial, she has one from potentials and Super Creek guarantees the other. It's the groundwork+3 greens that's the main problem.
>>543139994No debuffers? I assume that's an ace nature + hybrid top gun. The stam gaslight was to survive 2+ debuffers.
>>543139337level up welfare brian bwo...
>>543140040You can do without groundwork on SMaru if you focus on midrace speed skills.Pair them up with her Unique and Tail Held High and you can take 1st late in the race and win.
It's a start I guess
Can you faggots tell me why is the music on this game, insanely good?
>"I'm sorry Teio, I'm kinda busy right now desuwa"
>>543140630umas bring out the sovl in the composers
>>543140630They have a godlike team of composers with tons of experience. The BGM and concerts are both ridiculously good.
>>543139994>mlb creek mlb kitasan and mlb tazunaBros, chill
>>543140630First Cygays A-team game?https://youtu.be/Y1KofECuYEc
>>543139994uhhh bros should we be borrowing Tazuna?
im trying so hard to make end closer summer spe work so that i can do a reverse angling and scheming with pump at the back using 3 ends but she refuses to move to the 6th position to proc her unique in the mid raceeither that or the lobby is all fronts and my 3 end pump gamble whiffs
AAAAAAAIIEEEEEEEEE WHY IS THERE A REFLEX GAME IN MY TURN BASED RAISING SIM
>>543140540Not enough points yet, only up to 2LB for now
>>543140630It's Cygames. GBF also has banger tracks too.
>>543141030ojiisan...
>class 5 promotion range>class 6 demotion range>class 5 promotion range>class 6 demotion rangefucking hell
Sorry, I am a bad trainer, I may give up on Rice.>turn 2, an unfortunate slip --> Mood down>Unfortunate slip --> Mood down>A Page about Books ( mood down + slacker before summer)>A page about tenacity (Mood down after summer)>A page about sketching (Mood down before objective race)Why did they do this to her? I can't do this anymore
SMaru is going to die
>>543140951She's really good but only people with MLB Kita (+some level of Super Creek) can afford to borrow her. She brings incredible energy efficiency to a run so in that way she basically acts as a multiplier to your good cards, allowing you to get that much more rainbow trainings out of a run instead of resting.
>>543141030Don't worry, ojisan, in a few years the game will be available in the main menu and you can practice as much as you want.
>>543140963You aint golshi lil bro give it up. Only golshi can do that
>>543139818It was also fun seeing a chestnutter carry Spe's legacy to first place
>>543141305i will stick to my PRINCIPLES
>>543141092>>543141278But... but I'm still a sprightly young man...
>>543141413what could be behind spe's head
Can Japan REALISTICALLY defeat IRISH and FRENCHS
>>543129270sell me on her, why do you wife her and why did Japanese twitter go bananas for her https://twitter.com/uma_musu/status/1979478514735960225
I don't even jerk off every day... Trainers must have it hard
I swear there is some sort of hidden mood down coefficient with umas or something. No other uma gives me mood downs as often as Maruzensky does.
>>543141103you need to make a team that can hit 500k. Hell the real nuts make teams that retain even on loss
You only need mlb3 kita-san
>>543141173>no late surger savvyYou won’t even be able to see her
>>543141103have you tried making good horses
When this game EoLs will cygenerous mail each whale a lifesize figurine of their favorite uma based on fan count or bond in game?
>>543141413Why is the censor there?>>543139818Two more years and we'll have a a L'arc horse. Trust the plan.
>finally get stamina>2 starI'd cope if I had gotten any of the good whites or 3 star in her ult
>>543141682>mlb3
>>543141498your body is saying otherwise
>>543141571She's one of the leads in the New Era movie. I don't know her actual race history that usually plays a part>>543141610Everyone says this and then it's a random Uma. Only one it might be true for is Rice Shower. I personally get a bunch with tachyon but each uma has similar amounts of mood ups and mood down random events
I will simply skip CM until I get to roll on the kitasan rerun
One of reasons I ignored this game for a long time was because it was one of those games xitterfags praised for not "not having fanservice", but now that I am actually playing I see thighs, tummies and boucing tits everywhere. Whoever told me the game had no fanservice was lying.
>>543141610I wish the events were actually ordered properly. It's damn infuriating to get a mood up (great->great) and then a mood down on the same turn.
>>543141916It's a japanese game. In what universe would a japanese game, NOT have any kind of fan service?
>No stamina check>Have fun training umas for CM>Stamina check is back>Playing is miserablehmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>543141876Losing is bad but objectively speaking there is nothing you gain by skipping CM. It's better to be last in every race than to skip it
>>543141916gaslight gatekeeping fanbase
>>543141916>I base the games I play on what my twitter follows say
>predicts that my uma will lose>she wins>predicts that my uma will win>she losesThis green woman is shit at her job
>>543141786SHUT UP
>>543141509>>543141726https://files.catbox.moe/5x9o09.jpg
>>543141984I count being last in every race as functionally skipping it. Of course I'll click the buttons but that's about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2xzN7hjIewkino
fuck nature
>>543142138Virus payload, do not open
>get groundwork and good blues>literally everything else is wrongBoss, I'm tired
Shes getting a lot of art
>>543142173MLB Kita isn't that important bwo, I've been getting plat without it.
So what's the meta for CM4? What are you supposed to aim for?I barely play anymore and maybe do 1 career per day if that so it might as well be with some directionNo I will not googleNo I will not watch youtube slopNo I will not read previosu threads or even this one from the startEat my assYou are all my personal bitches and you WILL spoonfeed me
>>5431422341* Groundwork doesn't count, you need at least 2 stars
>>543142291HmmmNyo
>>543142256Hishi Miracle should eat me
>>543142291I was going to spoonfeed you the statchecks and overall skills but you were mean
>>543142291recycle 1 CM1 1 CM2 ace + the stinky nature you used for CM1 but with front debuffs instead of end closers
This game is so boring without CMs. Leo should have already started, at least the sign up period.
>Only a Sister Knows
Urara...
>onsen ticket with your oshiNot even winning at cm is this sweet
>>543142231How would someone even put a virus into a jpganyway i'm stupid heres the actual imagehttps://litter.catbox.moe/mxqdjq67e11qwo8r.jpg
>>543142650>>543142660why there are no PORN animations of AGNES TACHYON
>>543142234I think I'll just wait until later scenarios before I continue the parent grind. Since requirements for more stars never get increased in future scenarios despite the huge leap in stats, it will be so much more bearable.
>>543142743Actual virus payload, do not open
>>543142650that's funny, I wonder if the longer two month CM schedule that starts after 2nd anni turns people off.
>>543142737what the fuck?My Urara would NEVER
>>543142650Yeah, we need new scenario badly.
>>543142743>Linking images on an imageboardkoshinuke
>>543142781is this the thing where you say something you know is wrong to get answers faster?
>>543142838doesn't it alternate with that other mode so it's essentially still something once a month?
Wtf? How are people finding the time to train TT umas
>>543142743Stenography. That's how you can hide files into images.
>>543142953>moderately increase the urge to give upI have this skill.
>>543142953She's just like me...
87611655cm4
>>543143026to know what
>>543142413>>543142513Don't backtalk to me you dumb whores>>543142536Good girl
>>543142953Me in CM, at least I can press the skip button unlike Urara...
>>543142953Your urara realized the truth of this uma world..her merch won't sell if starts winning
>>543143072I just put in TT the CM aces, they are enough to barely make me stay in class 6
>accel skills are important>no one ever builds or recommends umas with straightaway/corner accelAre those so bad they aren't worth it?
>>543143439Because accel only matters at the start of the race and at the start of the final spurt. There's a lot of straights or corners those skills can proc in and be useless.
>>543143072TT either mostly play only TT or already made a team that retains. You only have to high roll once especially against wit maxxers. Rest went back to redo their dusty teams with increased rewards on top of people not playing
>>543143439iirc it's more that they are so inefficient in some tracks that you are better of buying other stronger skills.But if you literally have nothing else and you got leftover points go for it
>>543143072it takes 15 runs to update your whole TT teamthat's only like what? 3-4 days worth of TP?
>4th place in hopeful stakesis it over?
>>543143681yep, you are never going to survive in later cmsnon-gamblers should quit before we enter MANT
>>543143764>3 - 4 days that could have been spent rolling for a better CM ace
>>543143764Huh? TP is unlimited.
>>543141916I bet you think this is a yuri game too retardbro, stop following westoids on twitter
>>543143072Training for TT is more fun than CM
>>543143934>this is a yuri gameTrue.
holy FUCK training with stamina in mind is miserable, fuck it, I will max super creek potential level and forget about using stamina cards
>>543143934Friends hanging out
Just run FRONT bro!
>>543141916this is my fanservice
>>543143439They're incredibly random, acceleration only works at very specific spots. You can sometimes throw them in as a pure gamble but it's very race specific. I think sprint is the place where they have the highest chance of being useful since there's not many corners/straights.
>>543144170Looks like Yappy got lucky!
>>543144170early stats have to be balanced. often people too much power before speed being able to completely stat check npc umas and with no stam or guts you gas
>>543144069ok?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qFDboChguwthe music in this franchise is so good
Now that Dantsu is finally in the game, I want to know when my wife will be added!
>>543144446never ever
>>543144445Is that Robert Downy Junior
>>543144446anon...
>>543143934>I bet you think this is a yuri game too retardbro, stop following westoids on twitternta but the director of season 2 and 3 did everything in his power to make it seem like it kek
>play Yakuza 8>suddenly chitose says harikitte ikkouAHHH MAKE IT STOP
>>543143934>I bet you think this is a yuri game tooI mean, it can be if your torena is female.
>>543144170
>>543141916Why the fuck would you listen to x fags? Most people get into this game because of the wives and fanservice.
>>543144565no wonder why it flopped
>>543143934I think a few of them are definitely gay. I will not be naming names.
>>543144646... how many thrusts per second is she expecting?
>>543144569you are here forever
>swap out stam sparks for power>end up with cancer cup tier stamina
>>543144170At least Yappy Lucky looks cute.
The jockey of Sirius Symboli has set out to do one thing: become the no.1 Sirius Symboli fan in the world.Besides winning the Derby with the real horse, he now is setting his sights into Uma Musume, in fact he buys merch, buys cards, keychains, participates in CMs, trains majority of the time with Syrius, etc. And posts all about it on twitter (https://x.com/kato_kazuhiro_/media) while sharing about his personal life with other horses, this is a 69 year old retired old man btw
>>543144676Yeah, season 2 of Umamusume was famously a commercial failure.
>>543144770you're supposed to use stamina cards
>>543143072This was the point of WitGod's first English video. Just Witmax and skillsmax for TT so you can focus on CM
>>543144770I had two 3* power sparks so I tried making it a 9* but got stamina instead and I am closer to the stats that I want for this cup. I missing about120 stamina, 80spd and 40power. I wish I could stop being so unlucky
>>543144565>two anime women exist>yuritards: oh-em-gee they're SO in love with each other my precious yuri oh my god i love watching two fictional female characters not have real intimacy or romance IT'S IN MY HEAD SO IT MUST BE TRUE OOOOOHUltimate schizos
Reminder that if the Uma you waifu uses her hair accesory on her right ear, you are a homo.
>>543144843based ojiisan, now he needs to demand cygames to make him part of the game and self-insert himself to complete his goal
>>543142741>the face of someone that is going to BAKUSHINNNNNN (you) after winning
>>543144843>this is a 69 year old retired old man btwDamn, thats some dedication.
Ah...
feels worse than guts 1* this
>>543144960So if I make my mile/sprint team with as much wit and skills that are sure to go off as possible, I'm in 6?
>>543144646Tbf, the fanservice peaked with Maru, nothing ever was as hot as that swimsuit again.
>meek got second place(not) sorry meek..maybe I'll steal you from aoi someday
post something cute (boys)
This is my shit deckI think I'm going to build Oguri and two debuffers, or Oguri, a hybrid and a debuffer so I can get done with this and begin training umas for VirgoHow should I build my deck for these umas assuming I use a friend's Creek?
>>543145065He already self inserts by having his trainer name as Kato, he's pretty based
27607760CM4
Just failed two ace Brian careers at Tenno Sho...
>>543145417I kneel ojiisan, we need more ojiisans like this
>>5431427413 of the 4 times I have gotten a hot spring ticket was with BakushinFirst two were when I was trying to build her for TT, then the third happened recently when I burned out on training the other umaswhy did I have to get paired with the one who trainerzones you
>>543145416>This is my shit deckFuck you and fuck your MLB SRs
>>543145069If I let her Bakushin, will she Bakushin on my Bakushin?Is it okay to Bakushin inside?Will she Bakushin in return?!
I fucking hate this game so much it's unreal
>>543145416MLB Kitasan is more important than Creek, borrow KB and use Mayano and Cafe, Oguri already has a recovery skill
>>543144960For what I've seen it's only possible to witmax on sprint, mile, and if you're a madman a little on medium, but i guess you just use your long cm horses on long for TT?
I NEED MORE SKILL POINTS
>use full power sparks>no one wants to train stamina>use a parent with stamina sparks instead>get double rainbow on stamina every turnThis fucking game
>>543145328I enjoy this bokumanko
>>543145771use Aoi
>>543145328
>>543145938very cute!
This is useless, right?
>>543145056What if you're a female torena? Is it only homo then if your waifu has the hair accessories on her left ear?
>>543145435>2:09.3 finish time on a frontWhat the fuck
>>543145743What about the other two? Or might as well just borrow Kita and go triple stam for the other hybrid/debuffer?
>>543138557so what's special about the paid banner? does it have higher rates or something?
>>543144565Cheval is a boy so it doesn't count as yuri
>>543145416This is really good though.
>>543144565you sound like you took Cheval's win against Kitasan as a proposition of love instead of admiration, completely misunderstanding the scene
ya'll lied to mestinky neicha runs are fun as FUCKyou don't even need a lot of stats. Once you finish kikuka sho, you tend to start ramping up debuffs enough that you just kill all the horses and win in med/long racesFan gains aren't the highest but also decent enough to not be bricked runs too
>>543146124Yes.
>>543146091Nothing is useless if you believe in your horse (yes)
>>543145416>3LB Spe-chanUmm anon?
>>543146173It has a guaranteed 3*/SRR so you can enjoy your dupe
>>543146173paid carats only, you can only do one 10 roll, you are guaranteed to get a 3*
>>543146283>>543146286oh so it's functionally like a scamcha from granblueill pass
>>543145435Results?
>>543146139Red shift + Angling proc
>>543145608>>543145517Victory was never sweeter>>543142741Ironically that was the same with taiki and oguri, the first because I was trying to build for TT and the second to grind for cm.Nowdays I only pick the umas I didn't win their onsen tickets yet.
>>543145643yep
>>543146182If you knew how much I spent only to get this you'd think otherwise>>543146279I fell for her lies instead of trying to learn how to playWhen I realized I was literally playing wrong it was too late
>>543145186>>543145751His point was TT doesn't matter, it's essentially a weekly login bonus, vs. ChanMe where you can get as many carats as you can win in 40 qualifying rounds. The best clubs in Japan aren't even class 6 TT. Just trigger skills for max points. I think he mentioned in another vid that a High-Ranking CM Uma is a Low-Ranking TT Uma
>>543141976I feel you. I don't even buy into the 1200 stam + 3 gold recoveries trick but aiming to get capped speed + sufficiently high stam and power feels like a slog to me.
Damn
>Urara is my first uma to get multiple hot spring tickets
>>543146470peak body
>>543146357I'm on my phone so I can't post results.Seiun stayed in first place against a Summer Maru.Narita late surger almost caught upI think a Golshi finished 3rd
>>543146470She's taking you to her rape dungeon she built under your home
JOBhono Bourbon...>Win races; get 0 skills>Get skills; job>Win races and get skills; RNG fucks you over at Arima Kinen and Mood swings>Win races, get skills and win URA; RNG gives you shit sparksBros...
>>543146565Doing CM for carats is the one of the most stupid things ever. Just skip cards if you want only carats from CM.
>>543146624stop posting HEBES with negative tits but large, huge bottoms
>>543146091I buy this for my Spe runs so she doesn't get brocked, it also helps activate her unique
behead those who choose female torena
Dirt = Anal preferenceTurf = Vaginal preferenceFront Runner = Missionary preferencePace Chaser = Head Over Heels preferenceLate Surger = Reverse Cowgirl preferenceEnd Closer = Prone Bone preferenceSprint = cums in 5 minutesMile = cums in 10 minutesMedium = cums in 20 minutesLong = cums in 45 minutes
>>543146724nyo
thoughts on USA?
>>543146825I'd choose her alright
>>543146598White whale, holy grail
Make your bets anons
>>543146945special chud
>>543146945
>>543146945Tei-ei-o!
When is the 3400m heavy/rain death march?
>>543146140Eishin Flash has good events, just use the highest priority speed cards: https://gametora.com/umamusume/compare
>>543146904STOP ITIT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL THAT THE MEAT THAT SHOULD BELONG ON THEIR CHESTSWENT ALL INTO THE FUCKING ASS AND THIGHS
>>543146898What's the interpretation with multiple A aptitudes?
>>543147083it is what it is
>>543144170that's a gaslight because your unique stops working depending on the uma (and that's most umas, just like s. spe).
>>543146898>bakushin>thinking she could reach even just 2 minutes
>>543147083
>>543147209FUCK
>>543146989>>543147006>>543147023Wrong, it's Raisu Shawā! Not my first pick desu but I don't have her yet so I'm happy either way, getting a duplicate would be more painful
>>543147198It means theyre up for all of that
BBW chuds stay losing
>>543146906Love OYM. Can't wait for her to win the Japan Cup.
>>543147283Anything is better than a dupe so all ends well and villain has arrived
man I'm so hungry
>>543147373>LunazillaNANI
When will people realize>big/flat chest + big ass = good>big/flat chest + flat ass = disgusting
>>543147240this is how Suzuka should have been created
All these mid bikini Maru runs has revived the thought that a medium Curren Chan is possible
All ass but no chest is like a car with no wheels, you just can't run a family with such body
>>543146898I dont think I can last long enough for Golshi bros...
>>543147287I'm gonna make a BWNO NTR AI chatbot card out of Taiki shuttle and that very specific image you posted. Soon taikifags will get what's coming to them
>VIDEO GAME thread>blacks and brown skins are having a retarded discussion about ass vs titswhy are you two always fucking like this
>>543147586how indian are you
>>543147518Are you implying there are no flat milfs?Retard
>tranny sudden meltyI hope this is bait
Wtf, this NPC is cute af. Seiun Sky vibes, but with a cute ponytail and bigger tits.
>>543147486This is the only true post about this topic
>>543145056Vodka enjoyers stay winning
>>543147720Hey, don't lump me in with that guy.
>>543147619We have testosterone, unlike you autistic basedboy
>>543147737You will find her working at McDonalds because your trainee crushed all her hopes in being a racing champion
I thought she didn't rape you...
>accidentally bought Go Home specialist bricked
>>543147868hot
>>543146565That didn't answer the question
>543147862>hur dur bur [retarded incel talk]no argument then? figures
>>543147619I'm pasty white actually
>>543147887Vodka wouldn't rape you, she will hug you until you finally consent
>>543147902Cold
I'm so hungry i could eat a
>>543146898Why is Haru anal-only? Who taught her such things?
>>543147464
>>543147989you are black and stop using my mejiro mcqueen
>>543146904I am saving for Kitasan, but if Shizuka gets a rate up in the meantime, I dont think I could resist the temptation to pull...
>>543148000>>543147887
>>543148019ferret
>>543148056DOTO RAPE
Who am I gonna get bros
>>543147985>not even quoting>proving me right by being a coward>using incel unironicallyHit a nerve? Just fuck off and eat your tylenol faggot
>>543148214Narita brian
>>543147985You sure do act like a woman but you will never be one
>>543148214She's right there desu
>>543147518It's the opposite that is considered bad
>>543148056Stop hitting yourself stop hitting yourself
>>543148320Doto looks extra cute here
>>543148214mm m m mm rudolf
>hit a ner- OW MY FUCKING NERVE
>>543148214MARU JUST LIKE ME
>get this legacy>on a sub-600 power run that failed at arima kinenfucking KILL ME why the FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK DOES THIS KEEP FUCKING HAPPENING
>>543148023That was me
>>543148305>>543148401>>543148472>>543148504god damn it
>>543148538Your URA???
>>543148564happened to me tooat least I 4 starred it
>>543148538The game is just trying to cheer you up
>>543148538bruh that's a better (grand)parent then 95% of this general will see for cm4
>>543148564Lucky, she's the only one I'm missing along with Suzuka
brats
>>543148019An octocock! A whole month gone and still no nerd
>>543148538Better than all my 9* parents fucking explode
>>543148589I HAD URA FINALE ON EVERY SINGLE LEGACY AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WOULD HAVE HIT IT I WOULD HAVE HIT IT I KNOW I WOULD HAVE HIT IT
what did curren mean by this
>>543148538nice humblebrag, die
>>543148706Imagine being a new toreina and being swarmed by unscouted fillies....
>>543148706there are no Tracen corps to help you here toreina-san
>>543148720Being a nerdy trainer that gets drained by Curren
>>543148821
>>543148706everything to be scouted
I hate Creek so much, give me Swinging Maestro ffs
>>543148821>>543149047>finally released>extremely smugShe's unstoppable...
>>543149094God I wish that was me
>>543148821>>543149047I'll come
>>543148538Yeah dude that fucking sucks dude, I can't imagine being a luckshitter in every way imaginable yet one little imperfection happens and your god horse is demoted to mere luckshitter mortal, that has to be really mentally draining. I mean imagine if you just produced COMPLETE ASS PARENTS instead of completely usable ones but yeah luckshitters don't have to demote themselves to such unbecoming thoughts.
Any /uma clubs with free slot and active members? Previous normie clubs are mostly inactive
>>543129270Now we wait for her
>>543149257there would if danchud kicked the flatl*ners
>>543149247
ok, fuck it. *don't even need to fatten up your uma, this one does it herself*
>>5431493086th anniversary.
>>543148538I believe your disappointment because this really isn't a good front parent. >only one applicable green skill>Oguri ult is useless for fronts>only 2* groundworkit could be a good grandparent though
>>543149564Post-EoS.
>>543149510So this is what a block uma is...
Sad the best Curren Chan can do is a double tiara. Hope cygames fixes her career in another outfit or something so that she's not cucked out of the oaks
>>543149510BASEDMORE FAT MCQUEEN
>retention line is 492k now
>>543149510Because the face remains rather small, despite looking close to a hambeast, it ain't all that horrifying.
>>543149598>this really isn't a good front parent.the parents for this run were only used for their white sparks so I wasn't intending on using it as a parent in the first placethe fact that it's 2* on sub 600 power makes me think it could've hit 3* and the fact that I had 5 ura finale parents makes me think I could've hit that as wellit's more likely I would've hit one or the other if she didn't job 4 fucking times on arima kinen with 550 stam and pace strategy
Will there be new races added later or nah?
>>543149765That's how you know you can lower her fat levels with some cardioI happen to have a rod she can use that doubles as a protein shake dispenser
>joins club>half a dozen people drop nice to meet ya stickers>requests shoes without acknowledging anyone>flatlines and never requests shoes againIf you're reading this, you're so based for that. Danchou should still kick you though
say kawaii ...kawaii?
>every leo practice room a stamina monster winswow color me surprised, turns out you fuckers are actually retarded and it wasn't a gaslight
So close to season maxing...
Feels good to be popular.
>>543141916>>543144646My little sister hates ecchi fanservice shit, and loves Uma Musume. Probably because most of the umas aren't nothing but giant jiggling tits. She did roll her eyes at Super Creek and Maruzensky ("well it's marketed to men so that's not unexpected") designs, but overall the game is pretty restrained in its fanservice.
>>543149510STOP HAVING THREE SERVINGS OF DESSERTS
>>543149962>>flatlines and never requests shoes againsomething tells me he won't be reading this, anon...
>>543129192Dia wouldn't say this
>>543149991Is stamina the only reason he won?
>>543149962>Requests shoes without acknowledgmentCringe>Requests Dirt shoes wirhout acknowledgmentBased
>>543150106They are logging in, that's just how based they are
>>543150039>She did roll her eyes at Super Creek and Maruzensky ("well it's marketed to men so that's not unexpected") designsTell her I said thanks for being understanding
>Run an R card in parent runs to lighten the event deck>suddenly the SSRs are not finishing their chains today, ruining the runsyeah uh...knock it off?
>tfw have to spend 40 or so statues to upgrade ryan to 3* even though her legend race is right around the cornerI really do need it though so suppose I can cope
Clover danchou is pulling a CunnyIncI see no reason to stay here after this month
>>543150183She only likes the biggest, fattest scores, of course she would
If you don't have 1200 stam and 3 gold recoveries you shan't be making it to group A finals I'm afraid
>>543150304just borrow ryan
>>543150039Vtuber I was watching propped a rainbow training with Creek, stopped whatever she was talking and just whispered a horny barely audible "god her boobs are huge in this card", not even girls are immune to milk
>>543150245
>>543145226I think her F! racewear is hotter, honestly.
>>543150039everyone knows real men prefer umas like sweep tosho and top cun
>>543150413I need to borrow maru...I thought red shift was a meme but no that shit thrusts you forward HARD
>>543150392Good thing I loaded my uma with 1200 stam, another 800 guts so it's technically a little more stam, and 4 golds just in case
>>543150310You're in luck. /uma/ Club is going to have several openings for you and other anons come November.
>>543149962There's a similar type of troll where they do fan runs on day 1 (<200k), request shoes, and then never again
>>543136098Holly the amount of cope and seethe required in order to produce this image is beyond healthy.
>>543145226sexshi
>>543150039are your little sister's favorite umas sweep tosho, nishino flower and mayano?
>>543150193all the rooms that aren't complete shitters have been super roided ace + 2 debuffers, we f2p are so completely fucked.
>>543150039Is your sister an envious titlet?
What if I were to rape the umas instead of being the raped?
>>543150628lol have fun trying
>>543150628
>>543150543but 200k a day is not flatlining??
>>543150067No bro they are sport supplements, she's burning fats from just eating so much, let her be fat phobe
>>543150543I wish my flatliners would do 200k a day....
Another run without Medium S, stats or good whitesNice game...
Post the ost tier list, you know the one
>>543150587no, she likes Grass Wonder, Oguri Fat, Special Fat, and Falco best. She loves how Oguri wiggles her ears in satisfaction after winning and how graceful Grass is.
>>543150686>>543150739reading comprehension reps bwos.....
>>543150628If you can't pull this then you can't rape them
is on your left good for Leo?
>>543150416Vtubers are playing characters anon, their main audience are men and they know it.
Anyone have the screenshot of El on the home screen saying something like "I don't see any Mambo around here?"
>>543144646Uma's fan service is super tame. It takes itself fairly seriously, especially since they're representing real horses and their owners and want to maintain their permission. It's definitely not a primary reason to play
>>543150845sorry i mean is 200k considered flatlining
>her favorite spotFuck Tazuna, 9/10 runs she love to sit in that damn corner
>>543150525I'm not S rank worthyI'm actually little behind quota by T500 standard
>>543150904OYL (Slick Surge) is always good
>>543150970For me it's avoiding the rest of the horses, she goes everywhere, but only by herself
>>543150525I'm the tripcode autist from a week or so back, is my spot still reserved?
>>543150904it's always good, but a gamble skill. by definition of how it is made to fire it will never be a bad skill, it will just have bad RNG that lowers/eliminates its impact on lowroll runs.
>>543151087ow bitch
>>543150970if you read through all her dates, then you would know that she gets to a point where she hates the feeling of being cucked by the younger, more capable umas
>>543150970That's her 2nd second favorite troll to pull. 3+ girls in one place? Tazuna all by herself somewhere else.
>>543151082>I'm the tripcode autist from a week or so backIf only there was a way to prove that...
Stop requesting this dogshit song
>>543150957I'm going to have draw out the chrono genesis graph for you anon
I've come to realize every time I have a problem with a horse it's a 2 star uma.My 3 stars are pretty consistent but these two stars. I swear.Please just win the Tokyo Daishoten El Condor Pasa, I don't care about the rest of your career, just that one race and then you can go become a luchador.(Though it'd be nice if you could actually win the Takara Kinen...)
>>543151087*sound of ribs cracking*
>>543151087God I want to fuck her so hard her hair is dyed white with the amount of cum absorbed by her body
>>543151235>blazeletngmi
>>543151087She didn't have to hit her that hard damn
>>543150628go and try
>>543150039Your sister's a dumb cunt. Women love ogling at fanservice, ecchi and booba. In fact women are spoiled because they get to perv on both genders while men are liimited to women only, unless they're fags (2d traps don't count). Just as an example, the CEO of Manjuu(Azur Lane) is a woman,same with whatever company's behind warframe.Don't worry, she'll come around eventually. Prolly just insecure and thinks liking fanservice is a "male gaze" thing or w/e
>>543151235Fuck you, it's good
>>543151087>breaks into your apartment>shoulder tackles you>teases you with her exposed tummyThis girl is a MENACE
>>543151087
>>543151082I'm not danchou, but yes most likely. I'm saying this cause more people have said they're leaving in November in club chat.>>543150980You should make a fandeck and learn to do fanruns. 2 mil a day is just 2 runs
I want to roll cards so fucking bad I don't think I can wait 2 weeks, really bored of all my sped cards being at 3 uncaps
>>543149308We'll be waiting a long time yet.Best to bring your bushcraft up to snuff till then.
>>543150628*counter rapes you*
>>543150628Have you ever read fan fiction about older women raping men younger than them, what you are asking for is fiction bro, but I think some umas would entertain the idea
>>543150947I agree as a former nikker, as an autist the only real appeal of uma is the spreadsheet princess maker farm simulator and pvp.I'm here to raise winners, haven't read a single line of dialogue yet, yes I just search up the gametora event stats.
>>543151235>not liking 00's era linkin park kinotastelet
>>543150628I'm being raped
>>543151087What a shameless slut.
>>543151387Creek always looks so soft
>>543150498>thought red shift was a memedid you not play during taurus?
>>543151481I'M WAITING TOO BRO HOLD ON THEY'RE ALMOST HERE
>>543151087dumb bitch, now I have more fractures than teio
>>543151235>Your requests, monsieur
>>543151470>You should make a fandeck and learn to do fanrunswell?I'm waiting
>>543151314They get 110 free stats (sometimes a bit less dependent on the uma) from 2 to 3 stars. Makes it easier especially for early races. Better unique too.
>>543151557>thinks linkin park is tasteIt's bad music, you just were in the exact age range to enjoy angsty emo music and naruto amvs, and the singer killing himself just makes less people bold enough to say anything bad about the band Blaze is fire though
>>543151643>did you not play during taurus?I did but I was like week 3 and mega retarded (still am)
>>543151845based /mu/ oldhead
>>543151845>you just were in the exact age range to enjoy angsty emo music and naruto amvs...were?
One day danchode will respond to my banter
damn
>>543151563>>543152024OROCHI
>>543151972I assume only 00's kids listen to that considering zoomies are riddled with their skibbidi boops and nigger tiktok musicBut true, today's kids are even more susceptible at finding old trash good just because it's classic
>>543151391>Women love ogling at fanservice, ecchi and booba.Some do, but lots of women don't find male-targeted fanservice interesting. >she'll come aroundshe's 30, I don't think she's changing her mind anytime soon. She's meaner to feminism than I am, though
for me it was My Chemical Romance and Green Day
>>543151972As in if you were ten years younger or older when it was popular, you would not be a fan of it
>>543151757Pick from picrel at MLB and just run every G1 pre Summer Camp and pretty much race every turn afterwards.
>my music: good>your music: bad
>>543152194>some doMost do. Only some admit it>she's 30, I don't think she's changing her mind anytime soonUnironically, a good dicking can fix that stillDo god's work son
I watched Curren's solo again
What music do you think Maruzensky listens to? My guesses:>ABBA>Cranberries>Beach Boys>Animal House
>>543152313>my fetish: good>your fetish: bad
>>543152313mindbroken
Okay, so you hate Blaze. What's another good song of the same genre then? (HAS TO BE NIPPONESE)
can a horse get suspended if they decide to ram another horse midrace and its clear the jockey didn't instigate it?I don't know why but I keep they'll pit maneuver each other.
>>543152338forgot to mention I had to do it with my ears plugged
>>543152313This but unironically
>>543152214Okay Maruzen, let's get you to bed.
>>543151235It's not dogshit, but also is not great. It's mid, as they say.
>>543152452>MCR is now Maruzen ageitai yo...
>>543152287I have Agnes and Manhattan at mlb. none of the others.
For me it's Neutral Milk Hotel and Radiohead.
>>543152287as in just keep racing and eat the Skin Outbreak?
No wonder you can't think for yourself
>>543128907I won A Finals with this retard. A significantly better Gorushi (spurt, triple S, but less effective HP) overtook her less than 100m from the finish line after overcoming her own brock that'd kept her behind me. Then IMMEDIATELY gassed out. She was in 1st for less than a second. I couldn't believe it.Lobby wasn't extremely debuff heavy either, my Late Tachyon had Dominator, and there were only 2 mildly stinky Neichas. My own didn't even have any of the End targeting stamina debuffs because I thought it was a waste of skill points.Opponent Gorushi died to 2x Mystifying Murmur + 2x All-Seeing Eyes. Who knows if all 4 hit her. Mine tanked them.
>>543152452
>>543152338Which one is that...
>>543152420Be nice
>>543152526Use some who have 15, like Kitasan Black.
>>543152351You bet we're singing along to the Mamma Mia soundtrack during our night drive along the seaside
>>543152214Please tell me you hated the "prepz" and thought you were a vampire like in my favorite fanfic>>543152351Add Deep Purple and Aerosmith when she feels wild and edgy
>>543152351FALCO
>>543152351ACDC
>>543152610ok, then 900+Maestro is probably good.>GHS won't work in Leo CupFUCK YOU GAME FUCKYOU
I CAN'T FEELTHE WAY I DID BEFOREDON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON MEI WON'T BE IGNOREDTIME WON'T HEALTHIS DAMAGE ANYMOREDON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON MEI WON'T BE IGNORED
/mu/ please.For me it's Karnivool.
>>543152338
>>543152610you didn't tank 4 gold debuffs they must have wiffed, you'd be long dead if you even had 2 gold skills with that stam and guts.
For me, it's 900 + 1 gold if Late and 900 + 2 gold if Pace
>>543152351The Cure, but only from Head on the Door up to Wish
>>543152287But how do I win if I'm not using turn trainings?
>>543151757Waiting on?
>>543152480>Brightest Heart USSR>Koeru USRGood taste
>>543152987Train till Satsuki Sho, then coast on inheritances. Do a couple turns training each summer.
test
>>543152351she canonically enjoys eurobeat
>>543152593Yes, there's almost no point in stopping. You'll need to hit a shrine and a 50/70 to train, that's ~4-5 turns you're not doing races. Only worth during start of Senior year and Summer Camp.
I like mystic
>>543153017You, Anon. He's romantically waiting for you.
>>543152480>instinctive speed that highlol
>>543152724>PrepzI looked it up and it's a part of My Immortal? I never read that story because it seemed too girly (aka it had a female MC) to young me.>you were a vampire like in my favorite fanficNah I liked being a werewolf more
>>543152839
>>543152414Super Creek got disqualified in Arima Kinen for blocking another horse.
>>543152964900 + 1 gold if front900 + 2 golds if pace950 + 1 gold if late (or golshi)850 + 1 gold if end (excl golshi)
>>543152351
>>543152480>unlimited impact that lowlol
>>543152287>pretty much race every turn afterwards.That's uma abuse!
>>543153281dirtlets just don't get it
>>543152593You'll learn to manage. I don't do runs the way anon does them. You should throw in the G1s and G2s but learn to manage and get yourself through. At the start you should be doing Asahi Hi > The G1 after it >g2 >rest >satsuki sho there's a lot to it>>543152987Ignore G3s, use those to rest. Make sure you do the G2s.
>>543153180>spoilerBasedAlso, yes. That's unironically my favorite Fanfic ever and I recommend everyone to read itIt's the best thing ever for all the wrong reasons
>>543152480>x in y tierlol
>>543153254*stares*thanks for the free win stamlet
>>543153317what if the uma was a masochist?
>>543153410>The G1 after ityou can say its name, anon...
>>543153410>Asahi Hi > The G1 after itCalling Hopeless Stakes "The G1 after it" is crazy
>>543152839>>543153227this stupid animator is too good. the ears alone are disgustingly cute
how do you justify to one of your trainees that her job is not to win but to be a nuisance to other runners
>>543153265basedMaruzensky is basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cd6pdhNvN7Y
Both Currens can't sing...
Legend changer is a good song
>>543153154I'm not interested. He is not my type.
>>543153265She's a disco mommy?My time to shine
>>543153265>it's realbros i think i'm falling in love with a hag
>>543153551speedreader behavior
wtf
>>543153618prisoners dilemma, in a perfect world we would cooperate and run a good sportsmanship behaviour race.
>>543153618I never run debuffers
>>543153618Just gaslight herIt helps if they're dumb like Bakushin
>>543153756>he ran The G1 after yasuda kinen
would you have sexu with dantsu!
>>543153317Don't worry, she'll retire and marry the torena who made her a champion.
I'm already tired of parent runs in URA, and yet people are saying parent runs are not done in the Unity Cup....no.....
>>543153551I forgot the name of it because I've been doing parent runs instead of fan runs.>>543153519I can't the word is too strong. I've done entire fanrun walkthroughs before to teach people.It's mot too bad
>>543153618Have that trainee be Golshi
>>543153914but, most debuffers at high wit umas
If you run debuffers you take it up the ass.
>>543152351Metalica, but only Sandman and Master of Puppets (radio ver)
>do a single pull>get taishinI actually like her, so I won't be too mad...
>>543152480>Glorious Moment at the topYep I agreeGirls Legend U should swap places with Blow My Gale>Winning The Soul that highPut that shit down, it's only good when remixed.
Closest thing to debuffing I'm doing is winning by running 3 aces and destroying the morale of my opponents
>>543153265
>>543153265So is she canonically from the late 90s?
>>543153618My sister was running two debuffers in Taurus (Grass and Nature) and I asked her that question, because she put a lot more effort into those than she did her actual ace (Oguri). She said:>"it's not about winning so much as making others lose"I laughed so hard I nearly shit myself
>>543153646You need to go to a brain doctor to get your gay fixed.
>>543154093...
>>543154183I wish I was gay. I'm actually cisfemale, anon.
>>543150628Would only be possible with the ones who would absolutely never consider fighting back.>>543150896Jesus Christ, can IRL horses even drag that much weight? >>543151752The Jukebox was a mistake.
>>543154048refusing to join means they get to break your legs with a 300-600 stam handicap on your "aces"
>>543154152is she single
>>543153928only if she promises to not wipe off her sweat after training and races
>>543154269telling lies on the internet is a SIN
>>543154294It's okay the gaslight infographic has people overbudgeting on stam anyway
>>543154220I'm talking about Maruzensky the uma, not Maruzensky the horseBut you did remind me that I should subtract about 12 years from that, so mid to late 80s
>>543154285and which ones would that be
>>543154396I'm dead serious though
>>543154269What does that even mean? He has the penis. Do you have the vagina?
>>543154220Was 1988 just such a big dick gen that literally no one in 1989 could compete?
>>543154297yes, but she entered a convent last month, so sadly I think your chances are lowshe pulled Seiun Sky right before too, kek
Sparks rerolls and more borrows when. I'm pretty demoralized by getting fucked over by rng right now
gimme an image for the next bread, first come first serve, if another anon makes another bread i'll keep them safe
>>543154471Rice is the only one that immediately comes to mind. Even Haru Urara would probably get scared and run out of the room.
>>543154510yes, cis means the gender you're born as. It's one of them fancy Californian terms
Bakushin unironically has the most addictive voice in Instinctive Speedtoo bad her seiyuu was not able to come into the studio for 3 years after the game released
>>5431545171988 is the year I was born, and I am pretty awesome. My guess is you are right. It was the year of the dragon.
>>543154614
>>543152351She has a MiniDisc player in her car connected via cassette adapter. The guy at the Circuit City tried to convince her to go for DAT or DCC, but she said tapes weren't hip anymore, and she couldn't justify putting a CD player in her car. This was the next best option.Add a few:>Depeche Mode>Madonna (no records released after 1994)>Michael Jackson (up to and including Bad)>Devo>KISS>Earth, Wind, and Fire - she clearly likes disco>Wham! - this is probably her favorite. Her favorite song is "Out of Touch" https://files.catbox.moe/u08r34.mp3>Prince>the entire Initial D OST, but only the eurobeat>>543152724>Add Deep Purple and Aerosmith when she feels wild and edgyAye, agreed.
>>543154504tits or gtfo
>>543154517yes
agemasen>>543154829>>543154829>>543154829
>3* URA>1* gutsHaha, very funny cygames.
>>543154674Instead of making up words you kids need to make up a hoovering skateboard like in Back to the Future.
>>543154790me on the left
>>543152945It was the wit that worried me more than anything. She high-rolled NOT being retarded that day and fucking proc'd everything.
>>543154790Fat fucks
>>543153937It gets easier in Unity Cup since you get more stats and skill pointsBut the URA spark is better so you'll go back to the mode from time to time anyway
>>543153980Was she a prisoner in UmaGuantanamo...?
>>543153928Absolutely.If she asked me for sex I would be naked in nanoseconds
>>543154790Congratulations anon, now I'm gonna need to jerk off, and the semen is on your hands
Front - Angling & S.Maru(?) uniquePace - SFV & Maru uniqueLate - Pump & Maru uniqueEnd - Pump & ??? uniqueAny suggestions/fixes?
>>543153618All my umas are aces. I want them all to try their best and win.
>>543156337I feel the same, every time I try to do something specific I get a cutscene where my uma of choice flips me off and they shoot a rocket launcher at whatever goal I was trying to reach.I press buttons now and just see what happens. They're either going to get 1200 speed and 800 stamina or 600 speed and 500 stamina, but one thing I know for sure is my legacy spark is going to be 1 star wits or guts.
>>543153928Of course though I'd prefer paizuri
>>543155621Here's a better res version
>>543152480>Teio anime ending that lowShittaste.
