Pumpkin Boobs Edition>NewsScream Fortress 2025 is live: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=254063Bug fixes and updates: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=254509MvM update progress: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=252400>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>542900250
3 NIGASON CART
EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
*sips*ahh, life of riley
>>543170365You had a minute to create better thread with better OP. Suffah SUFFAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCK BOTTOM SCORERS
>>543170365Bit mean.
trans rights
Why can't you pick up souls/whatever on player destruction with sticky jumper? I understand ctf so you cant just fly from intel one room to the other but what does this balance on pd
>>543170815
Heโs so perfect bros
>>543172805Racism is bad.
>>543169653sex with horsewomann
>>543170365>>543172805Melty status?
>>543173871in full swing
>>543171612woops meant for >>543169653
>>543174293no it wasn't
https://youtu.be/X6yYNpZ6XTg?t=8277It's kind of based how Zesty & co. called out Uncle Dane's newest video for being slop. Zesty actually puts effort into his TF2 videos so he's not throwing stones from glass houses.
>>543174293hahahahah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
>>543175239
Did Zesty win yet?
>>543174437>transgendered version of a beloved tf2 cast memberyes it was.
May Xitter users always seethe, and may Zesteri forever live
>>543178028not everything is trans, obsessed retard
>>543178115but that image gif reply was literally... nevermind you're clearly just projecting retard
>>543178805ironic coming from the sister projecting xerself onto everything
>>543178115Why is the Team Fortress 2 general so obsessed with 'em? Is this what unemployment and not going out does to a person? Thank God I turned out normalNow if only God would bless us and smite all the bottom scorers from the playerbase so Casual could be great again
>>543178805It wasn't directed at the OP, you made it directed at the OP because you're obsessed.
>>543178986>Why is the Team Fortress 2 general so obsessed with 'em?it's a problem with post election 4chan in general, too many terminally online newfags letting trannies live in their head rent free
>>543178907>>543179008>not everything is transyeah the meme making fun of the op was, move on already ma'am
>>543179223see>>543179008
>>543179325the no trans.gif was directed at the op.
>>543179432no it wasn't retard it was directed at the trans rights postotherwise you wouldn't have needed to make this dumb post>>543174293
If you don't like OP why did you not make a new thread yourself? There is a two minute gap between >>543169457 and >>543169696You had all the time in the world.
Kill spooky pyros. Deny pyros their gargoyles. Blow pyros up with pumkin bombs. Steal crumpkins from pyros. Behead spooky pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a spooky pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a spooky gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy spooky pyro mains. Deficate into a spooky pyros sandvich. Launch spooky pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry spooky pyros in a wok. Toss spooky pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a spooky pyros gasstank. Judo throw spooky pyros into a woodchipper. Twist spooky pyros heads off. Report spooky pyros to Valve. Karate chop spooky pyros in half. Curbstomb spooky pregnant pyros. Trap spooky pyros in the underworld. Dump spooky pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify spooky pyros into a vat of acid. Eat spooky pyros. Dissect spooky pyros. Exterminate spooky pyros in MGE. Stomp on spooky pyros skull with the mantreads. Make spooky pyros check'em. Cremate spooky pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize spooky pyros. Mandatory trade bans for spooky pyros. Crush spooky pyros into a paste. Drown spooky pyros in jarate. Vapourize spooky pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp spooky pyros. Kick a spooky pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark spooky pyros from hat drops. Feed spooky pyros to alligators. Slice spooky pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
>>543179513this OP is synonymous with trans rights lol
>>543179607see>>543178115
>>543179516Horsewomann was the only image that received any (you)s so it won, this seething retard just hates any women being in the OP at all.
>>543179668yet the image gif is a meme about it, and directed towards the op. >>543179681I don't hate women, the op is not a real woman dude, it's a drawing lol
>>543179791see>>543179008
Yeah, I'm thinking Horsewomann won.
What about Femoculos?
>>543180042sex
i want my all class shupo hatdeath to the troonporium
it's the worst possible time for matchmaking to be broken
>>543180147would it just be two monoculii next to each other to represent boobs?
So.... there's not even anime on the OPs anymore why are you guys still fighting?
>>543180016see >>543174293
>>543180405you just proved the post you responded to right lmao
>>543180394the schizo won't rest until there's no women in the OP at all
>>543180394Fictional females bad
>>543180042Engineer (voice): Heck Yes!
To be fair, R63 artwork doesn't deem something trans lol. Unless the Horseless Headless Horsemann came out an announced themselves as a female in the next major update, he ain't transSpeaking of Horsemen, I'm at the cinema and ugh that unfunny fucking Now You See Me 3 trailer is playing. How does anyone find this slop funny?
>>543180394the homoschizo hates women
>>543180653a rare Viva trvth nvke
It's 5am Jebediah shouldn't you be out churning the butter?
>>543180489The gif was meant for the OP, it's synonymous with the original post :) have a good Saturday night anon!
>>543180179all that I want is my aussie shotgunwhat's taking so long?
>the post was meant for the OP even though it wasn't >because I personally made a separate post directing it at the OP>I'm not obsessed btw
>>543180949you are tho, u could ignore the funny meme making fun of the gender bender op... but you're obsessively refreshing. Sorry that the gif works well towards the OP bud, it just does.
>>543180631my trans general is so cool
>>543180042bigly
t.
>>543181185It is, i won bigly
just one general on the entirety of 4chan that isn't full of bitchy discord drama; that's all i ask for
>>543181269thanks for clearing that up, time to talk about the game
Yeah that gif was meant for the OP, Team Fortress 2 players would agree
>>543180859Eric thought he could make an MvM update entirely by himself because he thought we would get like, 3 maps. Instead we got like 50 and he realized he either needs help from Valve (impossible) or he's gonna need 6 months to do it himself
>Do you ever worry you might be going mad?>Oh, all the time, I don't think it's anything to worry about...
Iโm the only normal tf2 player
>>543182065sex with meowscarada
>>543182403Thereโs like a 75% chance youโre going to get a cock
>>543180691This clearly isnโt homoschizo. Get your posters right retard
>>543183547never tell me the odds
Sex with Femscout (futa)
Sex with Femscout (regular)
Cunnilingus with Ms. Pauling after she fucked 50 /tf2g/ anons.
found the demofloyd poster in-game
>>543185607You miss him huh
>>543185607LMAO
>>543185683Yeah :(
>>543185607nice one
Why does every class tier list have Scout at #3 or #4? I feel like I'm being gaslighted. This lil' wigga folds so easily to splash damage, chokepoints, Sentries, good tracking, etc.
>>543179554Fuck spooky pyros. Have sex with gargoyle pyros. Blow loads on pyros' pumpkins. Give crumpkins to pyros. Get head from spooky pyros. Fuck a spooky pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy spooky pyro cunts. Have the spooky pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into spooky pyros. Fry spooky pyros' brains with sex. Toss a spooky pyro's salad. Urinate into a spooky pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw spooky pyros onto a bed. Blackmail spooky pyros into sex with their dox. Twist spooky pyros' nipples. Report your love for spooky pyros to Valve. Split spooky pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal spooky pyros. Give spooky pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit spooky pyros in the womb. Impregnate spooky pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon spooky pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a spooky pyro cum dumpster. Submerge spooky pyros into a vat of cum. Eat spooky pyros' pussies. Dissect spooky pyros' clothes off. Dominate spooky pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap spooky pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give spooky pyros health packs. Make spooky pyros suck'em. Cream inside spooky pyros' holes. Lobotomize spooky pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for spooky pyros. Give spooky pyros your love paste. Drown spooky pyros in mad milk. Whip spooky pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a spooky pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck spooky pyros like an alligator. Slice spooky pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>543187641this but horsewomann
>>543187641This but also spooky femscouts, spooky shupos, and spooky ms pauling
>FUCKTF2cutcontent>MARRYViva>KILLDemoschizo
why did castaway die
Demofloyd won
the losing contest
new exploit for zombie infection?zombie spies are able to uncloak and disguise as red demomanthese fucking losers are annoying as fuck
>>543189905true...
high as fuckhaven't played this game n yearswhats good
DUDE
i am as old as viva was when people first started making fun of him for being a bagboy and i strive to be salary like him one day even if im starting from the deli counter
>>543192512Deli is universally the worst department to start in next to being a cashier. Donโt do it bro
Only 23 pumpkins so far...
>>543189226He's the king
>>543189958thanks, gonna use this
>>543191276i know who u are
>>543196956>huge tits>can't titfuck bc huge spike in the middlewhat's the point......
>>543197464milk
>>543196956Need Sweaty paizuri
>>543196956using Milk Drink on Gardevoir!
I just cant imagine why this place is so dead...
>>5431969562morrow
summer when?hopefully never...
>>543198365what does the B on his hat stand for
>>543198501Boobs
>>543198501bloopander-sex
>>543198501bussy
The new Team Neighborhood was just okay. The pyro subplot was weird and felt out of place like they just needed a reason for pyro not to be there but they leaned too far into it. Nice to see the series isnt dead I guess. Hope it doesnโt take as long now for the next episode.
Fuck, it is so hard to complete contracts, nobody is joining the maps I want
>>543196956next week you retard
>>543192512I was never a bagboy. The way the story goes, a long long time ago, people asked "Hey Viva are you a NEET? If not, what do you do for work?". I was more vague and secure back in the day, so I simply said "I work at a grocery store". People hated that I was not a NEET like their headcanon thought, so 2013 tf2g tried to diminish my employment by assuming "Oh he must be a bagboy. Bagboy!". Those actually don't exist in NYC. Cashiers bag groceries themselves. Never been a cashier. I think I was doing produce or dairy at that time. All that being said, you'll make it, brother. Just be good at your job and be reliable>>543193061Nah, produce is the worst. Almost as bad as the current Team Fortress 2 playerbase. When I queue up for Casual matches, I play Medic and serverhop until I find a good pocket. I never do. It's a tragedy. Where are all the good Heavy mains? Almost as extinct as dinosaurs or employed 4channers
wow that was the fastest i ever hid a wall of text
anyone actually unemployedi am
120 posts, 0 tf2
>>543198216Nobody talks about TF2 anymore, just how much they want to have sex with anything other than a human being.
TF2
bagboy's a good poster, just read this essay about groceries:
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/cashiers%20bag/when is he gonna take the hint
bag?As in...Blue Archive General?
>>543202523Literally never, if the archives didn't cut off at 2020 you'd see him saying the same shit 10 years ago
>>543202601;3
just how diabetic is latinx boy?
>>543202675UwU
>>543203424sex with honey
>>543203424plapping honey's yellow cheeks
Viva is the nicest guy in this entire general.
>>543204235fuck you I'm the nicest one in this thread
nice people don't kick new players
>>543204235You mean from how he insults and tries to votekick new players? Goes off on people just for paying less money than him? Yeah real friendly guy
>>543204626that's just viva off trip
>>543204790Based Viva never goes off trip.
>>543205058Viva gets my trip off... if you know what I mean
Is Viva a good streamer?
>>543204235I mean yeah but thatโs not saying much. Everyone in this general is really mean.
why did the janny delete the gardebooba?pokemon is /tf2g/core
/tf2g/ is for Team Fortress 2 only.
>>543206024the schizo spams reports on anything he doesn't like
>>543205643 Nah, I haven't done it much as of late. Very scattered schedule. Work usually tires the shit out of me, so I go straight to bed more often than not. Hell, I can't even remember the last time I launched my PC up. Maybe 3 weeks ago?Edit: October 3 is when I last played Team Fortress 2. I have a vacation day booked for next week Saturday, so I'll maybe game then
>>543206402If you haven't launched your PC up for 3 weeks then how are you posting here?
>>543206538With a phone? The fuck do you think I've been doing when I post from work?
>>543206674I thought phone posting was bad? Oh well it's still better than anime girl posting.
>>543206024You literally have to have the most low quality post on the planet to get your post deleted here. I canโt even begin imagine how badly that post wanted (you)s and what the image looked like. Probably made /b/ look like /lit/
>>543206968it was tamer than the shit that gets posted on /v/ and even /vp/
>>543206774Says who, people that can't afford a smart phone in the year 2025? It's the same gaggle of idiots that say "Unusual hats bad"
I've been busy these past 2 days and haven't played TF2 either, might not even play it on Sunday too.
>>543207109no one asked
>>543207169Bit mean.
DOCTOR I CAN'T TELL IF I'M NOT ME!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BUnW7yyOs4RIP zombie infection
Hey check this out. I just played with some "bots", BUT they don't fully connect to a server and just take server slots, you can't kick either. They ALL belong to the same steam group: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/BreenForce/members/?p=1How should we bring this to valve's attention?
>>543210138Well, what we have to do is pathetically beg "the tf2 team" to implement a few tiny changes that would allow us to deal with bots. Again.
>>543210138best thing to do is report the profiles and hope the jannies valve hired are still at it
>>543174470i can see her c*ck....
>1968 + 57>souls still need to physically fly into your playermodel or else they don't count for your contractERRRIIIIIIC
I found a new weapon reverts server named DixieDandyconnect 64.42.181.186:27500Is this a good server? Anyone ever played here? Should this be in the thread OP?
>>543212852never heard of it, probably dead since being alive = having publicity
>>543208580why does no one make image macros like these anymore
>>543214570I blame 2016 for everything bad about todayโs internet
actually it was phones
>>543214835you know how historians talk about the long 19th century, we're living in the long 2016
>>543214986That too
>>543214570Social media killed them by making the caption be inline with the post, now if you get a caption on the image at all it's the shitty ones facebook makes with the 10 mile long white bar
UGH it appears i ONLY went SIXTEEN kills for ONE DEATH as scout and then i DIED to a random sentry which was enough for the RETARDED ENIGGER to move the AIMBOT to the POINT and i have to SWITCH CLASS because NONE OF TEAM FORTRESS 2'S 5000 MILLION PLAYERS have ever DESTROYED A SENTRY beforeunlucky!!!
I really really miss getting full halloween sets instead of just random one off items.
>>543217839The whole system used to be better. Randomly spawning gifts that you would immediately rush for that gave you items from a small pool /specific to the map/ making completion easier, AND they were tradable and sometimes spells. Valve was mad people created AFK farming servers and could make money off them so no fun for anybody
>>543169926
>>543218789thanks eric
the gargoyle... is gone!
FUCK YOU NIGGERS!!!!
