Pokke Dantsu Edition https://files.catbox.moe/vralry.mp3Previous: >>543154829>Global Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Summer Maruzensky (Alt 3*), Summer Special Week (Alt 3*), Sweep Tosho (SSR), Winning Ticket (SSR)10/14 - Summer Story event10/21 - Meisho Doto (3*), Special Week (SSR), Tokai Teio (SSR)10/26 - Half Anniversary Part 110/30 - Eishin Flash (3*), Nice Nature (SSR), Tosen Jordan (SR)10/30 - LEO CUP - Hanshin 2200m>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Tosen Jordan (Alt 3*)10/7 - Legend Race vs NTR and Super Creek (Alt)Early October - Tachyon's Factor ResearchLate October - New training scenarioOctober: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200mNovember: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600mDecember: CM Mile (No debuffs) - Hanshin 1600mTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread CirclesJP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
I don't like Jungle Pocket.
I can't wait to pull for my wife Win Variation in 3 years!
I like Doto
DOTO SOON!!
You better not be running a debuffer neicha this CM.
I'm dating my Trainee, Sweep Tosho.
BIG! UMA!
>Aoharu "deck gimmick" is bringing pal/link cards to make the teams smaller>MANT "deck gimmick" is cards with a lot of race bonusWhat about scenario 4 and 5? What are they all about?
My CM team you ask?Well of course, it is Fuji Kiseki, Jungle Pocket and Dantsu Flame
Mcqueen lewd!https://files.catbox.moe/5bjchp.jpg
wait a minute to get the last card for mlb i have to get 400k point...im not strong enough...
I want to use her jungle pocket if you chase my pace
how old is sweep tosho supposed to be if maruzensky is 17
>I found you Aibou!What do you do in this situation?
>>543176494it's always gonna be about scenario gimmicks
12 runs later this shit is the best I've got....
>>543176316Your wife is a LOSER that didn't win a single G1 race!
>>543176210I took Pokke's first time btw
>meat processing company tells me I'm behind quota>tells me time is running short and they don't have enough horse trailers in their fleet to transport my umas to their facility>shows up to my paddock with a permit and three refrigerated semi-trucks, saying the job has to be done here and nowno one ever told me about this part of being a trainer...
>>543176738>deploy tachyling
Yo, Aniki!
>medium corners + professor of curvature + tail held high>my chud pace chaser still does not pass the one ahead of them not doing anythingthese skills are a gaslightwitmaxxing and late race acceleration are all that matters
>17 years old
>>543176870>curvature on cm4Someone needs to learn about position keeping.
>>543171806>>543171705Decided to build this instead of a Rudolph cause I had a good Rudolph debuffer parent.Not max Wit and idk if very low power is bad for debuffers but I got high Wit and every velocity down skill, I think Late Savvy gives more debuff range though I'm not sure if that was a gaslight.Pretty good overall desu
Don't do mean things to the umas! They are nice girls! Be nice to the umas instead! Support them and be gentle! If you don't you will go to hell when you die and be tortured for eternity! Nobody wants that!
>>543176870We told you corner skills are bad in cm4
>>543176610...17
>>543176929what midrace skills then
>get every good skill>only 2 ramp up sparks and 1 blue wit
im retarded, can you get Red Shift on Smaru
>>543176870Your nimble navigator?
>>543176743>3* blue with 2* pink and decent whites >complainsFucking luckfags kys
>>543176738push her down
>>543176929>>543176998all i know is there are wit checks to determine overtaking or keeping your current position, and speed skills are supposed to ignore that to temporarily speed you upwhat exactly is it about this track that makes velocity skills bad
i probably should be running the Moonlight Sho...
>>543176870Curvature is core but you want straight skills.
>>543177012
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt that can't fit into her bloomerssniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracen
Sweep has forsaken 4 runs in a row... I'm starting to think Sweepea has to go
>>543176998wtf? the track is like all corners
I want an uma who loves me
>>543176503Extremely good taste. We'll have to wait years for that though.
>>543177490Platonically or romantically?
>>543176598Current run is with Daiwa but I'm down to it for any I got
What is worse? To fall in love with a boy, or a retard?
>>543177490
>>543177019This is the first time I have seen someone taking sympathy
Tachy affection
Perhaps it works now
>>543177306Nooooo, I don't want to be raped by in heat Suzuka!
>>543177490All of them do pick one any one
>>543177550Platonically into romantically
This horse died before the final spurt even began and there was only 1 debuffer.
>>543177468Corners are either during position keeping or during accel phase. The only proper way to overtake is either with highlander proc before first corner or on the 2nd straight.
Digitan LOVE
>>543177580A boyretard.
>>543177580I hope you're not implying what I think you're implying.
I would like an uma that treats me like shit and acts like a 3D woman.
>>543177119>what exactly is it about this track that makes velocity skills badThe first corner happens during position keeping (and it doesn’t end until 880m), so no matter how much velocity you get, you’ll still slow down and stay behind the frontrunners.Just get better white skills (Playtime’s Over, Tail Held High, Slipstream, etc) and hope they proc after position keeping ends.
>>543177675What the fuck is a horse?
>>543177580Both equally based
I think you should eat your vegetables.
>>543177768wait... so this is... exactly just cm3 but with 400 more stamina
>>543177703yes
>sorry I'm not a whore
>>543177653why this bitch always so grumpy
>>543178009why is she such a killjoy. vodka would be down to hang out at bubblyland
7:30 till Shuka Sho
>>543177861bwo...
>>543178012She needs coffee constantly to keep up mood.
>>543177895
c-can i-i get a pity explode bwos.....
>>543177861It's said that when an uma looks directly into a blood moon, they turn into a fantastical and horrific creature known as a "horse". But that's only a fairy tale.
The world would be better off without umas
>>543178267depends, can you scroll down so we can see the rest of the sparks?
>>543178228imagine a master being dominated by her servant
I want to roll for Hishi Akebono purely because I think it would be funny to watch her big ass stomp down the track, making everyone else look small
>>543178204thats not how you write uma you filthy eop
>>543178191any stream?
>>543177149Once you start doing moonlight sho you'll be out of monies in no time at all.
>>543178175Fuku love!!!
my trainee walked in on me reading an ntr doujin
>>543178315b-but... anon,,, *sniff* anon... there aren't...
>>543178471>eopDon't you see the Hindi at the top sar
>>543178536but it was falco so I'm fine
how the fuck do you get enough recoveries on seiunshe only has maestro..
>>543178475The first races of the day start in about 2 hours so expect a stream to pop up then
What a no-fun-having fuddy duddy
>>543178560then you don't deserve to explode
>>543178647You don't
>>543178206>BNW OVAThat reminds me, Winning Ticket acts completely OoC throughout that entire thing. Doesn't scream or shout a single time.
/uma/ is a NTR generalhttps://files.catbox.moe/dpi4gb.mp3
>>543178754NOOO NOT THE SLEEVE AIIIEEEEEEEE
>>543178780And she wears those lame ass clothes as well.
>>543178754AAAAAHHH SATONO CROWN SAVE ME
>marked
>>543178780to be fair she's depressed due to Taishin being even more of a moody bitch than usual
anyone got the details https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJ7bzXHiy7U
Does Maruzensky have shit affinity with everyone but Mihono and Taiki Shuttle?
>>543178647This is more than enough
>>543179062buy an ad nigger
>>543178647You get BoFA and pray it doesn't activate on the first straight.
>>54317661012-14?
>>543179062Not giving you views, faggot.
>>543179062>linking to this guy's paywall
>I SOLVED THIS THING THATS BEEN OUT IN JAPAN AND KOREA FOR YEARS!>I DID IT NOT THEM FUC KYOU SHUT UP WATCH MY GASLIGHTING CLICKBAIT VIDEO NOW
>>543178618why did cygames decide to make the comic relief character so unbelievably hot?
>>5431792531200-1400? Yeah that sounds right by anime witch girl logic.
>>543179062Swipe & Nut
>motivated to start running because of uma>get a shin splintI wasn't even doing long distance, just basic sprint intervals
>>543179062just like he "solved" the previous three cms? lmao
>>543177024From a grandparent, I guess?
>>543179349This is the same retard that took credit for people friend requesting the TT top 100 when it was a practice that existed as far back as JP launch.
>>543179062no
>>543179062The solution:
>>543179386running is overrated, simply being able to walk or jog long distances is already a huge win
>2% failureTWO FUCKING PERCENT YOU STUPID CUNTHOW?!!!!!!! HOW?!!! EXPLAIN YOU STUPID NIGGER HOW
>>543177895someone posted a sweep yuri pic and said she was gonna eat her vaggie and it was really hot...
>>543179556at what point does a walk become a jog and a jog become a run?
>>543179062Im just going to take my B finals and not get burned out, I dont have the cards anywayWhat kind of retard pays for this shit, I never seen such jewry in other gacha generals before
I have to go to work guys can I please get some (You)?
>>543179673Premium (you) for a premium loyal player
>>543179650hahah-ha yeah, w-who would ever pay?
>>543179627let me tell you about race walking...https://youtu.be/R-AHk19aU24
>>543179167what deck? that wit is insane with those stats
>>543179650Yeah...who would pay, right? haha.....Fucking paypiggies amirite....haha...
>>543179650paywalling opinions is pretty common now in all communitieshelps the people who've been gaslit feel better about themselves because surely their favourite gas provider wouldn't lie to paying customers
>>543179406Did he lose again? With whaled seiun sky?
>>543179650
>>543179386Racing is difficult nonny, is not something you can just start doing because you feel like it
>>543179751>>543179869he's talking about paying some seanigger for his sloptube guides, which multiple of them have now tried. if you have paid for any of that garbage, you need to go jump off the nearest tall building.
>>543179827
Kumapyoi! Kumapyoi!
>>543178175Fuck you*Removes your ears*
Vodka NEEDS to die
>>543178536Uma for this feel?
>>543178765Chrono-chan is so swole…
>>543179903he "solved" cm1 by losinghe "solved" cm2 by losinghe "solved" cm3 by running a top 3 meta uma and then highrolling a room full of shitters who let his Seiun take first and get an easy A&S activation.Now make sure to like, subscribe, and pay for his guides!
>>5431798388* Power 8* Stam Parents
>>543180002Oh. Never mind thenI wasn't reading the chain
>>543180093they all got bowl heads
>>543179650Okay poorfag you can keep losing and I will keep winning
>>543180093
>go do cm room>someone brings an sss 1200spd+1000pwr special needs>wins by 7llol...
>>543180471stam?
>>543179062My solution? The same as it's been for CM1-3. Just luckshit into worse opponents
>>543179062So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame Golshi, we can blame the bad luck, we can praise the F2P opponent's effort but the truth is it's simply not enough. Trainings, decks, parents, strategy, you name it, it all stinks.Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Victoria Frontier and the lads, but MASSIVE funds are desperately needed on the next banner. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about Aoharu, or our chances in MANT for that matter. Not playing like this.
>>543180190
>>543180471she's the main character. you're the side character who loses to her as a stepping stone, it's as simple as that.
>>543180602sex with gyarushttps://files.catbox.moe/5duexk.mp3
>>543180286almost like the designs are made with the ears in mind
>>543180471post it please
>>543180168>t. Scarlet
>>543180237ok 800 stam with this setup is like once in a lifetime highroll
>>543176531bwo your soundpost...
>>543180729Skim milk...
>>543179909>200k paidHow much did it cost, anon?
>>543176743You want the red shift to be the one that's 3*, bro.
Why is King Halo so insecure about being compared to her hit, talented mother?
I was just running a Summer Spe career for giggles.
>>543180550Shiraoki-sama scared me by getting me into A round 2 where I knew I had no chance, but she delivered me a win on the last attempt and I was happy with my B silver. I will continue to believe.
>>543180890time to run her as front
This general gives me all of the meta information for free and more reliably than whatever sloptube guidefaggers pop out
>>543180546it was somewhere between 900 and 1000>>543180702i didn't save the race...
>>543180687Great gyaruma song
>>543180948>Trusting anyone from here
>>543180890enjoy your front surger
>>543180948this but unironciallyhow the fuck are people being paid to provide lower-quality information than a gaggle of anonymous retarded third-worlders
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1B5YqO99iiFXc2zbS_XOWDQ_JeFsu7Zi5pObkXTAcJbI/edit?gid=0#gid=0
>>543180948Great, isn't it?
>>543180207meanwhile I rolled a room with 5 other groundwork front cheaters (two falcos)... it's not fair
>>543181083They will take the place of the boomers that are getting scammed today over the phone. The cycle continues
>>543180948
>>543180729KIMI TO https://youtu.be/X3aKe8n6NLo
bros, i don't think anyone is bringing frontliners to the next cm... you're going to get overtaken by pace chasers if you don't bring at least 2 fronts...
>>543181071This entire site has always been best for figuring things out. You get a ton of different unfiltered opinions then use your own judgement to determine which parts of which posts are correct. No other site can offer that.
>>543180705she --- NEEDS --- to die
>>543181071Yeah bwo, I wouldn't have known to build 1200 stamina + 3 gold recovery aces if not for /uma/. With this information I am sure to win.
>>543177039>no URA>meh pink>groundwork 1*>almost no other relevant whitesPeople okay with the garbage parents like this? I've glue'd hundreds like pic above.
>>543181327this could be canon...
>>543181281the falco in his room was admittedly well built but she had 400 wit, late started & missed groundwork which was a death sentence in cm3.
>>543181335you're supposed to always bring 2 fronts anyway
>just saw yukino bijin for the first time in my home lobbysex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex >august 2026 expected releaseFUCK
>>543181083i'm not a third worlder, but i am retarded
>>543180948>Trusting the general that constantly gaslights
>>543180948how do you extract relevant information from anons who can't even agree on the stamina requirements any given cm?
>>543180948imagine paying some seanigger because he paywalls half his guides or paying one for account coaching sessions.
>>543181183is oguri "pull or brick" in the same way that the last/next few runners are "pull or brick"I see the unique but if I simply decide that I don't care about longs, what are the consequences
>>543180948/uma/ + gametora + umalator + hakuraku is all you need
>train uma that I havent trained for a long time>3* sparkIt happened to me several times now, TRAIN AN UMA THAT YOU HAVENT TRAINED FOR A LONG TIME YOU WILL GET A GOOD SPARK
>>543181373>mfw Daiwa steamrolls Vodka in every race of her career and still lets her live rent free in her head
>>543181545can you tell me what umas I should pick for leo?
>>543181335I'm bringing 3 fronts just 4u bwo
>>543181608Oguri Cap will be the diff.
>>543181553this general's weakness is stamina targets but honestly nobody gives the best advice on those, even witgod gaslights on those. your best bet is to choose a goal stamina and test in rooms.
>>543181394>>543181304>>543181187>>543181071You guys can be some anal retentive turbofaggots and often times you lie for your own amusement but I still trust you
>>543181546the REAL gaslight is telling people that everything written here is misinformation and should never be taken into consideration>>543181676thank you anonymous retard I shall now surely win
>near perfect run where everything went right and I got the character specific title>only a high B+ tier because of my shitty f2p cards not boosting my stats enough>sparks were middling tooFuck my poor torena life, I'm never gonna have a run that smooth ever again. Didn't even have a single mood down or failed training session or anything.
Which one of you told Victoria Frontier discord about hakuraku...
global shitters on accelerated schedule can't even train one front runner... kneel to korea
>>543181608oguri cap (as in peak)meisho dotodaiwa scarlet
>>543181810why do you know about Victoria Frontier discord?
Post something cute
>>543181478Yeppers' guts SR is decent if you need something to tide you over.
>543181810die
When the Umas fail the exercise bike training, does the seat drop the the pole goes up there?
>>543181840>5 borrows from day 1You guys cheated
>>543181810>hakurakuidk what this is
anyone else motivation to play dropped after winning the triple platinum crown
>>543181608Curren ChanSummer MaruSilent Susie
>>543181784play 5 speed + borrowed creek + stack stamina sparks
>>543181840
>>543181327Gold Ship wouldn't say that
When will Uma Global get the third fatfuck?
>>543181946Teio trainers are the most fucked up people on this site.
>>543181478The version of her I want is even further away...
>>543181965My motivation dropped because in another week I'll have my own MLB Kita. No use doing ace runs until then.
>>543181965is it because of the realization that the third crown was way harder to get than you expected and you're not going to be able to do the same thing without hundreds of hours and dollars for Leo and beyond
>>543181826literally who
>>543181039whoa this artist moved on from touhou....it's umazing to see how many former 2hu/kancolle artists are doing uma now
>>543181946>the pole goes up thereTeio should use a buttplug to prevent that.
Frontmains are cucksPacemains are cucksLatemains are chadsEndmains are chads
>>543181965only temporarily because they are going to drop aoharu right in the middle of Leo which is fucked up.
>>543180002Would Spe say this?
>>543181965my motivation went higher because of maru's tits bouncing around in front of my eyes
>>543182147It was merely an observation!
Day by day the judgement day creeps closer.Day by day Christmas jingles start to play.Day by day she is getting hungrier.
Can we go back to gameplay discussions like the month ago? How did we become /umaJP/ so quickly?
>>543182283they're brown so yes
>>543182194According to the tags, Gold ship
>>543180770I forgor it doesn't work for spoilered posts.....
>>543182417My supreme ruler
Is prepared to pass good for this track?
>>543182265Is that confirmed
>>543182505no
>>543182473It will activate once you're about to hit your top speed
>>543182412the game has been playedthere is no more game to be played
>>543180878Look at how her mom looks like in the umaverse and you'll understand
>>543182569isn't that good
>>543182505speculation based on Eishin Flash banner which we do know from october schedule.
>>543182194Mejiro Gold
>open SEAtuber guide for cm(any number)>list of skills that are goodok I wonder what deck should I...>recommended deck gives none of the recommended skillswhy do they do this?
>>543182681if they're white skills then they expect you to hustle parentsif they're gold skills then the sloptubers are being retarded.
>>543182667I would
>>543182618I got confused with another pace chaser skill. It can also proc during your acceleration phase which is useless.
>>543182402
>>543177641Teio ruins it
>cute Seiun Sky>bikini hag>Gold ShipThoughts on this Leo line-up? Is there any point in bringing a second ace frontrunner, considering that proper SMaru will cuck her anyway? Should I gamble on having other fronts in my lobby?Do I just put Neicha instead and try to win a deboof rat race.
B-RANK FINALSOPEN LEAGUE3RD PLACE
>>543182809so prepared to pass is shit then?i've seen nimble navigator recommended, thoughts on that?
>>543176531>>543182456I've been using https://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-player and it did play when I hovered the image
Straightaway Adept eventually gets buffed from a fraction of a second to like 3 full seconds, right?
If you run 3 stam debuffers, everybody will die and you'll be able to pass them easily.
pain
>>543182092Not to you
>>543176210RTTT designs are ugly as shit.
>>543182101Is she the last fatfuck thus far? Guess you only need 3 for a CM, but it would be nice to have a whole roster of fatties
>6 Statues off from 3 staring Matafaku Damn it... I'll wait for Doto's banner before I do a roll I suppose
>>543182970>so prepared to pass is shit then?Not necessarily, it's just a gamble of where it procs, if you can get redshift + shooting before prepared to pass then it can be nice. I personally wouldn't bother though. >i've seen nimble navigator recommended, thoughts on that?always good for ends, for pace chasers I'm a bit doubtful since I don't think I've been getting blocked on my test runs
>>543183253who asked?
>>543183273Shiraoki will put her in your next 6 daily shops before then.
>>543183352I did
>>543183273How does a humble oracle afford such swag?
>>543182101I will turn all of my trainees into "fatfucks".
>>543183262You can use oguri, spe and mcdonalds
>>543183476slut
Will debuff hell ever end?
>>543183476>already getting cockyseems she needs some correction
What's the best standalone uma-like game? I know there's gakumas, but that's another gacha.
>>543178754Satono Island calls to me...
>>543183574She is a hard worker.
>>543183753Change begins with you anon. Play triple aces. Be an honest trainer-san.
>>543183794Monster Rancher
>>543183794princess maker
3 speed 3 stamina on oguri cap + power inherit?
I should stop buying clocks. I have 323 and I haven't used in any this past week
>>543183859some umas look different when they are serious
>>543183942>I should stop buying clocks.you really shouldn't
>>543183753Good news: They eventually drop a CM where debuffs are BANNEDBad news: it released like June this year
>>543183859>>543183975WTF they look so different even I was fooledare there anymore?
>>543183942Think of MANT! Your future self will thank you.
>>543183794Winning Post
Post evil manga Urara calling Kingu out
>>543183942It's your prepper stash for future scenarios, MANT especially.
More like Special Peak.
>>543170793That's fucking rude
>>543183253OP is new era though.
>>543184101Kitasan couldn't handle the potent filly pheromones
>>543184072>
>>543179062tl:dwTHIS IS THE NEW META COMP WRITE IT DOWN UAAAAAGHGHGH
>>543184101Bless you
>Try to make a stinky nature>eats shit constantly in random races>#1 fave in a random race>eats shit and gets 6ththis isnt fun
>buckle up for a day of parent grindan>parent runs start mid and get steadily worse over the course of the day
>>543182101>Another case of Oguri Tamamo where both are roommates, Mirako is a glutton like Oguri, Dantsu barely eats, except Dantsu has dynamite body unlike the womanlet that is Tamamo Cross
>>543184303>he paid to see it
>>543184101Sweep you can't just drop the bubonic plague spell because someone told you to eat your vegetables...
>>543176210mating session with Dantsu
>>543181965I somehow can't recreate my Taurus aces but better using the same but higher LB support cards so I've been doing parent/fan runs and also failing to get any stamina sparks
>>543184054
>>543184339Literally my day.
>>543184101>sneezing directly into her handsKitasan wtf
>>543184567are you fucking stupid? is this some mutt thing?
>>543184320get all seeing eyes first so you just nuke the ai and you win by multiple lengths on every race ez
>>543184625whitoids sneeze into their elbow
Dumbest Maya ever but she can run.
>>543184625I've sneezed into my hands before too, but I understand how much more sanitary it is sneezing into a sleeve.
>>543184625>he sneezes into his hands
>>543184656I did, but she continued to eat shit, till I switched to Pace S.
>>543184625you're supposed to sneeze up into the air for maximum coverage
>>543184339Game has hot periods, or just times when the rng generator gets stuck on the same shit over and over. Midnight in the us is usually terrible to do runs in.Although it does have some upsides, if you see someone get something with their ssr ticket, it probably means your ticket will get the same exact shit, assuming the poster posted right away and didn't delay.
>>543184625I bet you don't wash your hands after using the toilet too
>>543184793based
>>543184625T. Booger hands bill
>>543182176Bwo it's two months until the reroll
>>543184721
Why do the nips have such a boner for Oguri Cap? There hasn't been a single CM thus far where she was not an extremely strong pick.
Super Creek is lame
>>543184339I've gotten so used to it, I close my eyes, move on, and drink more TP 30
>>543184727>>543184739>>543184849And it's much better to dirty your clothes? I just clean my hands with wipes afterward.
>>543184625>>543184793Aim up for maximum AoE
>>543184625>he's a hand sneezerYou're supposed to sneeze into the crux of your elbow.
Are they going to fix the career rubber banding when the stat caps get increased? It is IMPOSSIBLE to stay under 400 in one stat before first inspo with green woman in your deck.
an attempt was made...
>>543184929because Oguri is the peak (as in Cap) underdog nostalgia horse for them
>>543184994I'm sorry that you apparently have a situation where you are wearing formal suits that can't handle a bit of spit literally every day
>>543184625>Blaming mutts while being brown yourselfWhy are browns so unaware of how stupid they sound when they say things like this?
>>543184994>And it's much better to dirty your clothes?are you interfacing with the outside world with your clothes?are you interfacing with the outside world with your hands?keep in mind that there are correct answers to each of these questions
>>543184886I've got 2LB Kita and was going to use my half anni resources to MLB her.
>>543184994it's much more likely your hands are going to touch a bunch of shit over the next few hours than your sleeve. if you carry wipes with you everywhere for sneeze episodes then congratulations you are in the top 0.1% of people for cleanliness and definitely a germaphobe.
>>543184994Normal people don't cary wipes and would have to wipe it on their clothes anyways. You seem like a city dweller.
Urbanites cant into basic hygiene
>>543184625>he can't hold it inWeak.
>>543184994My PE teacher gaslit us into sneezing under the neck of the shirt, so I do that
>>543185287>t. spechud
>>543184054A few more
>>543185312Classic.
Spe stinks BAD!
>>543185287that makes zero sense but okay farm cuck
>>543182016I'm reading this in Gianni's voice
>>543185131They can't into self awareness. A certain amount of int is required to escape samsara.
>>543185446Chestnut hoofs wrote this post.
>>543179062yeah i think i'll just wait for witGAWD's video
>>543184929The sprint* CM will filter her*except the guys who bring 9* sprint sparks
>>543184625Do you have brain damage? There are three ways you’re supposed to sneeze and directly into your fucking hands isn’t one of them. What you do is either:A. Sneeze into your elbow like a normal person B. Sneeze looking straight up while in an enclosed space to make sure the germs spread as far into the air as possibleOr C: Sneeze looking straight down at the nearest insect, which will spread the germs to them. Insects travel just about anywhere and can get eaten by just about anything, passing the germs onto other surfaces or other insects/animals. This method will almost guarantee that at some point in the future a brand new disease will emerge.
>>543185508>there's only citys and farmsSpoken like a true city hick.
>>543185525what does that nigger have to do with uma musume?
C'mon bros, you can buy small wipe packs, sneezing is a once in a blue moon event, and it also doesn't always spray snot. Covering with your hand is a superior motion, I'm not gonna dab whenever I get a sudden rash in my nose.
>>543185747He's the one that probably has the most well-known reading of the "Stop Doing Math" image that that pic is directly based on
>>543184929Oguri is the face of JRA
Is anyone looking for a club? Honsefunni has slots open and it's relatively chill. Just don't be inactive for more than 2 weeks, get 5mil fans a month, and trade shoes.
>>543182412So whats the strat for Aoharu that will be released in 2 weeks?
Is this game white supremacist friendly?
Do horses sneeze and spew large wads of snot?
>>543185761>sneezing is a once in a blue moon eventit's spring and the trees are filling my nose with semen
>Can't do ace runs without borrows>Can't do cm5 grandparent runs because aoharu is soon>Can't upgrade my TT team because aoharu will powercreep themWhat am i supposed to do with the leftover 2 runs a day...?
>>543185919beautiful
>>543185872>Japanwhat do you think
>>543185886I read somewhere that horses can't puke so maybe no
>>543185968>it’s springMotherfucker it’s October.
>>543184217Same staff.
There should be more reward tiers for these story events, probably up to 2 million.
>>543185886I'm afraid of what you'll do with the information if I tell you
>>543185968Quit being such a whore for trees then.
>>543185872
>>543185761Whatever you say, McSnotty, but I'm still not shaking your hand
>>543185991Honorary Aryans for a reason.
>>543186025exactly?
>>543186096>FEED MY AUTISTIC ASSno, fuck you. eat shit for playing too much you freak
>>543186242But you can easily get over 20k per run with the event-themed cards, so the 700k goal is trivial to reach.
>>543183859>>543183975>>543184449>>543185404Is this gap moe or something else? Because I like it.
give me my groundwork cygames
with what frequence you guys see Opera in CM room/matches? sometimes I forget she's already in the game
>>543186096The unlockable sex scenes are nice (I loved the fantasy pasa paizuri and wedding mayano footjob) but the fact they aren't replayable through the archive is terrible
>>543186242I'm not autistic, but I've also managed to reach 700k
>>543178009The bubble era must have been so cool to live through.
I hate sneezing because it only happens when I have to shit
>>543186474wait for her new years alt
>>543186585lmao bro
>>543186523>I'm not autisticI don't believe you
>>543186585>shitting while sneezing
>>543186429>20k per runlmao
>>543186474I think I've seen like three Operas in my entire CM experience and they were all in Medium CM
Wish I had the drive to eat like Oguri, I'm so fucking lazy even if I'm starving
>>543185980have you considered trying to build your own spark pools so you aren't buckbroken and shackled by borrows 24/7?
>>543186749
>>543182939Why not just go graded B rank 3rd place isnt the reward higher there?
>>543186819Disabled sex
>>543185980Dirt shoes runs.You need to get those shoes for your club umadacchis.
>>543186814been trying this. It's not worth it. I'm 50 Maruzensky stamina rolls in and I dont have a 3 blue spark stamina Maruzensky. Just borrow and dont fucking bother, anon.
>>543186749sssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>543186810bwo your clinical depression?
how many hours till the day 2 live?
>>543186819we /katawa musume general/
>>543187038I want to have rough sex with this version of Rudolph
>>543186810I want a fit body like Oguri
>>543186474Her ult is shit, Oguri simply eats other pacers
bros how do i win leo cup?
>>543186585My bro sneezed once and then immediately let the loudest fart. Funniest thing I ever saw, we're still reminiscing about it years later.
>>543186474never
>>543187246Oguri Peak's floppy ears are the cutest, especially in that one win animation
>>543187319just fly bwo
>>543186814Not him but I have been trying since the first week, when do they come?
>>543187246Oguri...I can see the strings of your panties...
>>543187116Around 7 hours
>>543187319it's taurus with A&S and a few small differences anon
>>543187038If only the answer was that simple
holy fuck nature runs are so incredibly unfun, no idea how people go through this while trying to witmax
everytime you call me bro I do this to my computer screen
>>543187439Oguri's skirt isn't that short...
>Do raisu's career>Put her on the hopeless stakes>win by a NOSE against TaishinHopeful...
>>543184418Dantsu Sex AND Dantsu Oppaisex!
What is your favorite quirk about your Oshi, bwos?For me, it is when Tachy does her fingergun T pose, I love that thing so much
DAHHHHHHBY
>>543186434yes, silly/comic relief characters being serious is a form of gap moe.
>>543187427>pick a few race styles that you like>pick their key skills IE groundwork, straightaway spurt, maybe some strong general skills like THH, PTO, SS>run them til you get a parent with 1+ of these skills>run those til you get a parent with 2+ of these skills>start worrying about blues, pinks>these are your long term (great?)grandparents>keep going til you want to diethis is the endless hamster wheel anon
>>543187581amigo....
can someone explain to me why it would be a really awful, terrible idea to make summer spe front for this cm and talk me out of it
>>543187650that's our hero
>>543187581
>>543187469have you considered that i also didn't win taurus cup bro
>>543187650It's not fair, she won because of how large her ears were.
>>543187753Vivlos love
>>543187730Her unique isn't built for it, every other front gets something that will help them keep/extend their lead. Spe doesn't have that
>>543187717WTF GOLSHI IS SEXSHI!?
AHHH when the fuck is auto mode, I don't want to do careers
>>543187730You should run what you want
>>543187536Why not just go 3 aces
can anyone tell me how sparks work? if i do the same G1 race multiple times in a career do i have better odds of getting the spark? also, if i get the gold version of a skill does that give better odds of getting the white spark?
>>543187730her unique is for lateher awakening skills are for lateher front affinity is Gshe's a late
I want to make her happy bros
When Doto?
>>543187892cuz I can barely make those to begin with, so I wanted to try something else
What god-awful pun am I in for?
>>543187663I want to get hooked on Dantsu Oppaisex like a drug
>>543185996They can't, it's an evolutionary trait. Apparently this has some kind of benefit but it also means they can't expel toxic substances.
>fail 20%ok>fail 20% again...ok, run might be fucked>fail 20% againwtf
>>543187927>4 yearstrust the plan
>>543187778No you're just gaslighting, you actually did win it and you're just being modest
>>543187927hmmmm
>>543187842>>543187919>unique is <= 70% order ratei saw the inherent green, recovery unique, gold mid-racei saw blood and thought it would be minewhy does this game have these retarded unwritten conditions built into the skills
>>543186096Man how many times do you have to run to get that shit? Do you just have MLB SSRs of every uma involved?
>>543187962god I love my wife luna-chan so much bwos
>>543188062well bro you would be right, i did win it, i just wanted to see if you bros would help me win leo cup too
>>543188062she's so cute bros
>>543188132>unique is <= 70% order rateHoly is this real? Is that why my Pace Spe attempts haven't been working??
>>543188057did she just shitted
>>543187650>From bnw to Rnw
>danchou is still wearing his Gemini Platinum title
>>543187665....
>>543188234gametora says so
>>543188239she got slapped by her trainer (me)
>>543187581bwo...
>>543187515Always surprising
What do you call this?
>>543187954In five
Deck names being limited to 10 characters and having THE FUCKING CHAT FILTER makes ZERO sense. fuck off
>>543187906end of run, any skill learned on that run that isn't a unique skill has a chance of producing a white sparkbase white spark odds of appearing is 20%base skill (double circle) base odds of appearing is 25%base skill (GOLD LEARNED) has a 40% chance of appearing. Note it's the matching white skill for a gold, golds can't pass as a sparkAnd then the game does a calculation, depending on your parents and grandparents, odds of spark appearing are x^1.1*n with x being the base odds and n being the NUMBER of parents/grandparents that had the same spark (star count doesn't matter).and then the number of stars are a simple RNG roll, 50% are 1*, 45% are 2*, 5% are 3*. There is a way to increase the star odds but you need to run an SS quality uma and nobody is doing that shit on URA so don't worry about that.White sparks appear in the statue events and that is a whole other wall of text.
>>543188421horse
>>543188286>Dancho took off his Narita Brian Biggest Fan title and replaced it with Maruzensky Fan Title
>>543188421Old
>>543188421bacchi guu yo
>>543188421choberiguits genuine 90's slang
>>543187665how Suzuka despite saying she loves running she always gets a mood down at the third race in a row
>>543188421my wife
>>543188234nyes
>>543188343I'm kinda confused by the wordinglike wtf is &order>=2that I'm 2nd or below?and order rate woud be...not 8th?
>>543188398why did they make a horse who won so much so silly
mARE PUSSY~~!!
>>543188421wife
>>543188638Ask why they made Zenno Rob Roy look like a jobber despite her winning a bunch of prestigous title or Meisho Doto have big breasts and confidence issues when she's got the fire to be TM Opera's eternal rival.
How does white spark inheritance work? I have no idea what "representative" means in seriru's video, are you more likely to inherit a white spark that both the parent and grandparents of your uma had?
>>543188234>>543188343>>=2 and <=6So, you're supposed to put her on late, spam mid race skills (that they gave her) and then pretend to a pace chaser for the whole race, huh.
>>543188421EYYYYYYY
https://x.com/itota_art/status/1979409838372425832
>>543177641now make them wear with pic related
>flooding board with art of Uma celebrating her release as if it was on YOUR server
>>543188398>>543188638to give players a shock when they look the horse upprolly because of her performance on turf and dirt and in/out the country, so she must have a lot ofknowledge of racing aka otaku
>>543188879I'M RACIN' 'ERE
>>543188398Gorilla gets a shield!
>>543188861It's completely fucking random and all the math people crunch is the chances you inherit it. There's no such thing as "it's IMPOSSIBLE to inherit something in your spark list"
>>543188637If you are in 7th place your order is 7. 7>=2 so it meets the criteria. I agree it is a bit difficult to follow if you're used to reading greater/less than signs as better/worse than.
>>543188447Double circle is only worth 5%? Well shit I thought it would be more significant than that.
>>543188637>>543188867hang on I misinterpreted it, you have to not be first and be in the front 70% of the packso my front spe dreams have a chance to become reality
>>543188930*taps sign*Uma general not Uma Global general.
>>543188638the jockey was big into researching the other horses before races
>>543186585Sneezing and coughing at the same time can be fatal, but what about sneezing and shitting at the same time?
QoL status?
>>543189057well, at least she's no longer eternally 3rd place
>>543189072Anon if you're not first as a front runner I have bad news for you
>>543189057classic
>>543189120TRUST THE UMA PLAN
>>543188938>12 1st place FinnishWhen did horse racing in Finland become a thing?
post something cute
>>543189057That look on her face, as if she didn't deserve a spanking.
Pretty satisfied with the 200 pulls I spent on Maruzensky, ended up with everything at 3 star which means I no longer get to see the def**lt outfits.
>>543189271They do that type of racing that uses the little chariots
>>543189072>my front spe If you're not 1st as front, you already lost. But, I think that skill can trigger if you drop 2nd mid race so you can steal back 1st like a Falcon unique.
>>543189302dozo
Yada.
>>543189101I've sneezed and yawned at the same time which caused me to moan like a tard while neither of them finished.
>>543188178
I won Cancer Platinum because it was easier to build umas for mile with my f2p deckBut I don't think I can compete for real this next CMI don't have my own Kitasan and most of my MLB cards are power, stamina and wit (Creek, Dober, Nishino are the only ones worth mentioning)Having to use a poorfag Lb2 Tosho, Lb3 Flash or Lb1 Halo, not even going to mention Taishin cuz she is shitIt's over for me bwo's
>>543189017yeah
>no 3rd green or Focus for Groundworkbwos...
>>543189302
>>543189557If I can do it then so can you, danchou
>>543182215He did a whole series about a trainer dating Neicha
where's wit GODs cm guide bwos
>>543189557I said the same thing about CM3 b/c my power cards were bad and I won the whole thing. Never underestimate the desire of your umas to run really fast.
>>543189372The way her tits swing even in a casual outfit HOLY shit but also hnng CUTE
>>543188447NTA but does that mean skills parents/grandparents have but didnt get a spark on has no influence on spark chances for the uma?For example, parents all bought Hanshin racecourse skill, but didnt spark. If I buy it on my run, its still just base chance of sparking?
>>543189651Let him cook.. he's aware of the schedule.
>>543189651Didn't he decide to take a break from Global after losing CM2 and CM3?
>>543189592Not enough stamina to survive two Natures anyway
STOP POSTING PICTURES OF DANTSUYOU WON'T GET HER UNTIL 2029
>>543189771Me and Gold City
>>543188421Cute.
>>543189834850 + 1 Gold is good enough tho
>>543189557Nishino has the skills you needCreek gives you maestroYou borrow kitasanGet brian from the crown shopFlash and Tosho will be your copeFull stamina parents, get umas with their own recoveriesPost what horses you have, if you're such a poorfag surely you used your selector on Oguri Cap (as in peak) no?
>>543188826Because despite the fact that if Opera O were born at any other time he would have been the most dominant horse of his generation Doto mellowed into a kind, soft ojiisan.
>>543189864but she's cute...
>its another "every speed support avoids speed training for the entirety of senior year" episodespecialty priority is a fucking scam
>>543188638It's a play on the fan given nickname
>>543189392Ii yo
>>543190018just get better RNG bro
>>543189807damn he's smarter than all of us... i kneel
>>543189780that's correct, skills don't do anything for the (grand)child, only sparks matter in terms of strengthening a lineage.
>>543189864No, but I can jerk to her now
>>543190106>non-front skillsI literally do not care, have fun sniffing my farts from the back of the pack
Wtf I got overtaken by Summer Hag and didn't proc Angling and I somehow got my fastest win
Bwos these TT retention scores are getting kinda high...
>>543190174frontkucks are getting raped in cm rooms lol
>>543190278>>543190183
Why do sprint races get so little fans?
I DON'T GET IT DOES RED SHIFT WORK FOR THIS CM OR NOTSAVE ME UMAGROK FROM THE UMAGASLIGHT
>>543190340It works bwo
>>543190249uuuuuh just witmax (or do what the retards here do which is to spam refresh until you find the name of a witmaxxer you recognize and get your retention)????????
>>543190340It does not work bwo...
>>543190340red shift is a jewish psyop designed to make you spend less points on recovery skills
>>543188609>>543189014>>543188867Thanks bwos>>543189954Unironic auraHe's SO fucking strong but is hella chill about it
>>543189932t. debuffer userthe literal only thing the umalator is reliable for is HP consumption
>>543190101I see....and race sparks?I'm currently trying to get more white sparks, but I have two parents that coincidentally have URA finale 2 each, would my chances of getting a 3rd URA spark improv with them as parents? Of course, I'm beating career modeMan I wish stuff like this had better chances of passing on if not guaranteed....would be great if legacies also could be upgraded this way instead of just rerolling dice with slightly higher odds each time and praying every skill gets a spark. At least then all the effort doesnt go to waste...
Which Uma do you wish to impregnate?Sorry im tired I assure you I do not want to be impregnated by an Uma.
>>543190502?
>>543189864Who's gonna stop me
>>543190665>>543190502>actual femanons posting here
Is Fine Motion really that important to have? Because I can grab one for free with the SSR picker, I already have a KB and SC
>>543190665We love horse cock here thoughever
>>543190665to answer your original question, fuji kiseki
>>543190665>sudden tojiposting out of nowhere
>10:14am in ManilaExplains the state of this threadEat your pagpags and go away
>>543190805You can always try first by borrowing FM on casual runs. I like right-handed and practice perfect but I can live without her.
>>543190805guaranteed practice perfect and a wit support who gives something other than debuffs is pretty good
>>543190860what Dober loves is being impregnated
>>543190901I mean KB also gives Practice Perfect, just somewhat rarely.
>>543190805She is the Kitasan Black of wit cards in terms of overall strength at MLB. Middling specialty priority but crazy wit recovery and very high training effectiveness, so wherever she pops up she is giving you good stats
>>543190665
When can we get guaranteed Groundwork though
>>543190340It works for this CM but it won't for the next
Loser Toreina can't even win at claw machine.
Granny and Transcend’s new onsen scenario alts soonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2xzN7hjIew
>>543190997No idea if VBourbon comes first or the buffed Falcon card
>>543190997There's this uma that will be releasing in 2026 called Valentine's Day Mihono Bourbon
>>543190340It works faggot, it's basically a must have for pace chaser.
>>543191014I SWEAR TO GOD IT'S NOT MY FAULT, I'M AIMING AT THE DIRECT FUCKING CENTER OF THE HEAD AND THEY FALL ANYWAY, THIS SHIT IS RIGGED
>>543190635Umalator sucks even for that, Wit effects Stam consumption but Umalator fails to show it
>>543190665>Making an uma pregnantHow about making one feel loved?>>543190805Wit is generally speaking, a dogshit stat to train since it doesn't give you much, so having a Wit SSR with 15% TE makes it useful outside of wit training. The godlike event chain and non-garbage gold skill is a side bonus.
>>543190803She looks comfortable>>543191006Oh god I think I've accidentally aligned my sleep schedule with SEA I need to fix my sleep schedule NOW
>>543190664From what I've seen, race and scenario sparks' odds of appearing work just like skill white sparks and odds get strengthened if the (grand)parents have them. of course, you have to get 1st in the respective races / beat the scenario or you aren't eligible for the spark on that run.
>>543190805Fine Motion isn't that great to spend your ticket on because in less than a year you will be rolling on the Summer Hag/Fine Motion banner.
>>543190340Only recovery skills matter for this CM bro. Velocity and acceleration skills don't matter because they will die with their 800 stamina.
>>543191015my bro looks pretty cute in that outfit
>>543191182Pretty sure wit only affects stamina consumption when there are downhills on the track because of downhill accel. Unfortunately until they fix this bugged racecourse there are only uphills on this one.
Do you just abandon your career when the first rest you take is night owl
>>543191310I'm currently saving for Christmas Oguri and Valentine Bourbon and...that's about it
>>543191371>losing out on monies, potential carats, fans AND spark potentialhell nah
>>543191313no thanks BRO>clicks guts
I'm beginning to realize that brocking is going to be a problem this CM.
>>543190805Is your kitasan and creek already MLB? If so, then go ahead, there's nothing else to use it on. Otherwise just wait for the banner.
>>543191406If you're planning on using Bourbon you're gonna be rolling for Summer Maru banner so start saving for that too.
>>543191184>Wit is generally speaking, a dogshit stat to train since it doesn't give you much>he is unaware>>543191201hey we have a new 60fps versions of that >>543160868 >>543161065
>>543191324I would kill a man just to have sex with a girl with big tits and those glasses. Yes, she keeps the glasses on during.
>>543191371>Saves your run
Hey umabros, I heard you have a stupid drama going on lately because some people got pissed that there was a loli with a swimsuit on a support card, do you guys have more details on that?
>>543187849Cute dog
>symboli's career is fanfic because no Ace or Cock Ball>Goldship's Career is fanfic because no Orferve or Gentildonna
>>543191371The good parents always come from the most fucked up runs anon.
>>543191579Nobody cares, retard.
>>543191498>Is your kitasan and creek already MLB?They're both LB0, but I know we're about to get the ability to uncap cards without rolling for them.>>543191523>you're gonna be rolling for Summer Maru bannerI got her already. Or do you mean a SMaru support card?
>>543191015>Make enka kino song complete with karaoke style lyrics>Don’t add THE enka uma Kitasan in the scenarioCucked once again…
>>543189013But does it increase the odds that you get that spark if your parents and grandparents had it?
>this shit wonebin
FUCK
>>543191772>my cock
>>543191328And? The Umalator doesn't show any difference from Wit on tracks with downhills either. The website is unreliable and mostly useless.
>>543191662I got a 3 speed 2 FR sparks from a D rank failed crash out run. Shame nothing else good came from that in terms of sparks.
What's the cap on follower count?
>>543191548as someone who tried to have sex with glasses, they are pretty annoyingsince they fog up
>>543191738the only influence on what skill sparks you get are what skills and races you have (i.e. whether you're eligible for a spark or not)the only thing you can do is pull the lever enough times
I don't want to race against Evil Nature again
>>5431913131100/1 gold is probably the best strat.
Just be shortsighted, no one cares about shit from far away anywayexcept when you're travelling and have to use your phone to read time tables
>>5431918691k
>>543191579No thats not whats happeningThis is the card, people aren't complaining about the swimsuit, just that the card kinda sucks and isnt worth rolling on.Or at least here on /uma/, if there's any such controversy over the swimsuit it's probably on twitter and the HURR LOLI=PEDO crowd but I don't know.Where did you hear that anyway?
Eishin Flash mogs my wife Tachy and her wife Cafe.....nyyyooooo
>>543188861>>543191738Yes, if a parent had groundwork and you learn groundwork the chance of getting that spark are greaterSame with URA finale.
>>543190665Air Groove
>7 hours till the livetime to sleep
>do a El Condor Pasa run to use as a parent for SMaru>do everything right, shitstomp every race, end with good stats>1 guts starMan fuck this, when do we get spark rerolls?
When's the MARE race
>>543191697Yeah the Support card Summer Hag that is paired with Fine Motion. It comes out in like 10 months.
>>543192125assuming they don't pull it forward they won't 1.5 anniversary
>>543191697The uncap gems aren't a monthly giveaway. You get like two or three of them every year. Ideally you want to save those for future cards. Personal suggestion is to MLB Kitasan on the rerun and use the initial selector and uncapper on creek. You'll be able to roll for finemo later.
>>543190665Taishin
>>543192059Does the grandparent matter too? Yeah I'm trying to distill ura finale and some other useful medium sparks into a generic medium parent, for this cm ura finale seems especially good considering how hard it is to hit the stat threshold...
>>543190665>>543190890I miss TnM so much bros.
>>543192185Oh right, the booty image
Never give up on glue runs
>>543192316yes
https://youtu.be/3yCxCiI95S8
>>543192280taishin would probably die from giving birth
I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH A CUTE GIRL!
>>543192425>soloOh cmon it’s not the same without other umas joining in too
>>543192232>Personal suggestion is to MLB Kitasan on the rerunNigga I aint made of money
>>543191697He means the SSR, thats approx 7-8 months from now. We're not getting the ability to uncap, just the resource practically only comes every anniversary and half-anniversary. You will not MLB either, so you should spend it on getting Kitasan to LB3 at minimum asap.
>>543192485nah, she's gonna be fine
>>543192047I heard about it from a YouTuber…
>>543192316https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Q3IJKbtkplmuY-PAJMNjYiLtasv0eU0aIBEqp8_C3tg/
>>543192536Well if SMaru and FM are in the same banner then I'll wait until then to get her.
Shuka Sho winners we have in uma so far
>>543192520You have 2 months to save carats you stupid nigger. Don't tell me you fell for the Riko gaslight. If you don't want to roll on the Kitasan banner then use both selector and gem on Kitasan instead of FineMo.
Why Takarazuka Kinen during career mode is Spring race? Meanwhile, Leo cup, that supposedly uses the same track, is coded as Summer.Huh?
Using my 3* ticket wish me luck bros
>>543192673almond sex
>>543192686>You have 2 months to save carats you stupid nigger.Yeah...but I was saving for Christmas Oguri>Don't tell me you fell for the Riko gaslight.That's dumb, even if she is exactly as good as people say, I can borrow someone else's during that event where it's free Stamina training.
>>543192587whatever you say bro
>>543192673i never noticed that Chrono is a mare.....
>>543192536I have a 3LB Kitasan and I plan to roll on the rerun to upgrade my SRs and get Pasa dupes
Aieee she's so dumb
>>543192673MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARES
double 7*s parents are still good right, those last stats usually just come from highrolls
This felt personal. Fuck you.
>>543192185Honestly pretty crazy to me how fast she reruns. It's like what, 2 months, and on such a better banner with FM. Probably be closer to 1.4 months with our acceleration
give me more tp pots
>>543192673This is my wife btw
>>543192708Oh you're pulling for me, anon?
>>543192673>air messiahshe's more forgotten than Macchan
What's the meta bwos landscape or portrait for races
*drinks your soda*
Pasa will get one solid punch for every time she comes instead of Kitasan
Look at her gooooooo
>>543184625Mut believed COVID was real so they are still doing everything their lords told them to
>>543193010>.pngshe isn't going anywhere
>Changing the UI scale with Hachimi allows you to see the Umas feet during trainingDo with this info whatever you want
>>543192673Fabulous la Fouine when
>anons are already racing and testing their aces>i've been stuck parent farming ever since cancer endedBwos...
>multiple mood downs>2nd place in pretty much all races even though nothing is going terribly wrong with stats>night owl + 2 failed infirmariesSo you've chosen to race until death.
>>543192491sorry buddy, no girls here, only horses
>>543192018only one? I'm guessing it's the third one from the left
>>543191006NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>543192707june is still spring in japan
>>543192991I just like having it in portrait, it's like having open a book
MLB or Trash?
What did they mean by this?
>>543190109Same, canon Dantsu = canon faps
>>543193124>Falling for the 'not just rerunning your gemini team' gaslightbwo...
>>543192991Landscape when I play on PC and portrait when I play on my phone
>>543192886July 4th is her first release and August 26th is her 2nd according to the timeline website. So year around 1 and a half months between them
This bitch Ayabe always looking like she got a buttplug up her asshole
>>543191313It seems like everyone is just fucked desuI'm going in with 900 and 2 golds and if I die I'll just die.
>>543193228It's good, especially for being welfareSpe but power
What does Tazuna say if you have 1200 in every stat?
when is tact sex
>>543193228I mean you might as well purely for the event point bonus
>>543191015>bro and granny scenario, AT AN ONSENwe're SO FUCKING BACK! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quRhBnpZ5Y8
>>543193340Bro, your skills?
>>543192991Landscape, portrait has cool angles but I want to see the race as a whole for analyzing what went wrong or right
>>543193261anon how do you think they attach their tails?
How does she do it?!
>>543193236>3k away from my current score>which is also the highest score I've ever achieved in TTuhhh bwos?>>543193341roughly ~2y after global EoS
>>543193341We're getting increased chance of hot springs ticket so sex is coming, just be patient.
>>543193495Increase from what to what percent?
>>543193439I'd do my best for a danchou that looks like this
>>543193341What is tact sex? What is even sex itself really?
>>543192824Kek, to be fair people at that time also thought she was a stallion because of her name sounding really cool and masculine. Then they also got surprised when she started turning white over time because she was initially thought of as a bay horse but was a grey one all along
Pretty smug for a bunch of glue
No, you're not going to the infirmary.
>>543193236It means I'm back on the demotion/promotion carousel.
>>543187812>its itchyWHAT A FUCKING KEK hopefully its not a japanese supreme that drew this
I've never bothered with CM as F2P, what am I missing out on?
>>543193607
>>543193570>6,792anon... you forgot... stamina training...tenno sho... ...anon...
>>543193635like 1500 gemerinos even if you job
>>543193570Behold my collection of high grade glue
>>543193570Seiun love
Theoretically speaking, if I were to get Seiun or S.Maru from a daily pull, are they usable right out of the box only needing to borrow the other?
>>543193635You've never even entered it? The participation rewards are worth it, regardless of how well you do
>>543193635free roll ticketsfree gemsfree statuesfree titles
>>543193736seiun is usable on her own, doesn't care about any inheritancess. maru (and every other front runner) needs seiun unique to function
I hate Seiun Sky.
What should I look for in a parent?
>>543193635literally free carats even if you lose
FUCK YOU PALMER STOP STEALING MY ENERGY
>>543193659I've been outed as a haruten jobber it's over
https://youtu.be/Fz9M27-ZSJIFor me it's Puppy-chan
>>543193736They are not instantly usable because you have to parentslave for groundwork anyways
>>543193439How does she many to wring so much semen out me? I just don't know
>>543192897I don’t remember typing this post.
>>543193635Even a cursory effort, like a dozen total ace runs and only ever borrowing CM-specific parents, will still likely net you B-rank graded finals and thus hundreds of gems, dosh, statues, etc. in total. There's basically no reason not to.
>>543193779>seiun is usable on her own, doesn't care about any inheritancesHolySweet, thanks>>543193860Already dealt with groundwork autism so I wouldn't mind getting spooked
>>543193693>>543193570Are these failed aces or parent runs?
>>543193841cuz youre a cuck
>cuzThis is so SEA-coded
>>543193635lots of free carats if you're retarded, tons of free carats if you know what you're doing
>>543193635What next? Never bothered with Team Trials?>captcha is literally G0YS
What is the ideal combo of heal skills for S.Maru?
>>543193841TOREKO!
do NOT, i repeat do NOT under any circumstances open this
>>543193972>cuzNo, it's Maruzensky-coded.
>>543193841Fenomeno a cute, I get why all the lesbians on umatter like her
>>543193914a bit of both
>3 greens>Medium S>GroundworkAnd Redshift from a grandparent? Fucking kidding me?
>>543194036Dantsu Sweat
Reminder to ride your Uma's it makes them feel good
>>543193841I did a double take when she called me that a few days ago. Why do I always get stuck with the ikemen do-S women?
I can't wait to blow my fucking load in Doto, been saving for too long. Same with Riko, there's Raisu too I guess...
Do these skills proc S. Maru's ult?
>>543192948She’s also ugly as fuck
>>543193841I would impregnate all the ikemen, specially Fuji and Sirius
>>543192948>>543194231How would you fix Air Messiah
>>543194135Because you're a do-M
>>543194064Oissu!
>>543194081
>>543193841I like aibo, I wonder how Stay Gold will refer to us
>>543194293different hairstyle and glasses
>>543193635My shitty GODSHI made in 3-4 runs has never failed to put in in A finals. I switch my borrows between Kitasan and Creek btw. Doing the bare minimumto get gibs is really easy, coming 1st in the sweatlord part.
>>543193841
>>543194116redshift isn't realistic, even with 10* worth of medium I get medium S about 1 out of 4 runs, now calculate the odds of getting groundwork and 3 greens, on average it's impossible to get this every CM
>>543194293Overhaul her design
>>543194485ARF ARF
Right is better because she's less stamcucked than left, right? I'm pretty sure even right is already cutting it too close, but I need to hear it from someone else to let go of the allure of 1170 + Medium S
>>543194116>Redshift from a grandparentisn't the point of smaru you no longer need accel skills because triple 7 + her unique before late race means you're at max speed already? i dont get it
>>543194632lol
AHHHHHHH STOP SPOOKING MY RUNS
>>543193841Aibo...
>>543176316how many g1let 3* do we have not counting alts
>>543194039Depends on track>>543194116>Redshift from a Grandparent>>543194502>Redshift isn't realistic5% of your runs will have a 3 green which greatly increases the chances of inheriting it
>>543194560right won't win many races because no med S and uncapped speed is too slow, but left simply doesn't have enough stam unless all 4 recoveries hit
>>543194560No amount of speed through aptitude or otherwise matters once your uma gasses. Since you're already using umalator, just check the "show hp consumption" and then give both of those umas the nature skills to stimulate having debuffers (mystifying murmur, flustered pace, all seeing eyes, tether)
>>543194705this and King's "commendation or partner running" event are the uma equivalent of getting fucking mugged
>>543193841This nigga is gay lol
chiyo chiyo chiyo chiyono o
Chiyo is ugly.
>>543194361I actually am lol I listen to that kind of ASMR on youtube every night
>>543194871King is so rude asking you if you want a liver punch or a kick to the balls...
>winning the raffle with skinoutbreak still gives mood upgood to know
how do speed skills affect acceleration?by that I mean, let's say you are at 15 m/s entering the final stretch, you then proc redshift and accelerate until you reach 18 m/s. then you proc triumphant pulse around 50m later. what happens to your speed then, do you instantly accelerate to 27 m/s or whatever or does it take a long time to reach it without any extra acceleration?
>C in LongSo it can happen.
Sirius is a pushover she just needs a trainer that can turn her into a non jobber unlike irl
>>543195154Skin Outbreak doesn't block mood ups, it's Migraine.
>>543195154Migraine is probably the worst, cuz you have to go through infirmary
>>543195048That's mean and incorrect
>>543195250>Not winning the triple crown every maru run just to spite the historical JRAfake hag fan
>>543194632Even if you manage to set up the speed carryover (which on Hanshin 2200 you won't because you will fucking die if you run 777 as your only recovery), the difference between your mid race and last spurt speed is like 4m/s, currently being in a +0.35m/s skill is quite a bit less than that. Smaru is just a run of the mill frontrunner with a version of McQueen unique that you can time.
what the HECK is a skin outbreakdo they get fucking measles?
>>543195401>fake hag fanYou're would be right. I'm just using her for breeding purposes.
>>543193841still the best
>>543194478Golshi is the people's champion
>Daiwa's Voice Actress came to watch Still I Rise race.Wholesome and Adorable.https://twitter.com/chisanigis/status/1979380720276770956https://twitter.com/chisanigis/status/1979402042297979266
>>543195394somehow this pose wakes up something inside me
Autsim cat appreciation post. I appreciate the autism cat horse.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gtp0dS_bgnk
>>543195578>>543195578>>543195578
>>543195470Horses can get acne too
DANCHOU WE ARE NOT IN THE TOP 500 ANYMOREDANCHOU WAKE THE FUCK UP WE ARE LOSING FANSDANCHOU DO SOMETHING
>>543195401I didn't know that, I just started running the Kikuka Sho in place of the Japan Cup for Maru specifically because it bothered me that she only runs 2 legs of the triple crown in career
>>543195720mmm nyo
>>543195720Sorry, bwo, we're past half of the month. Gotta just kick back and relax.
>>543195161Most speed skills only affect *target* speed. If such a skill triggers during acceleration, then acceleration will continue as normal, but instead of stopping at the usual target speed, it will keep going up to reach the new target speed (as long as the skill is still active by then). If you have one of the few skills that affect *current* speed, then it will be an instantenous increase in speed by that amount, and acceleration will continue from this higher speed
>>543195720club?
>>543195624Great job.
the thread...
>>543195624fucking RETARD
CHOWA!
what happened
>deleted threadNyoo..
/uma/ is hitting EOS...
did janny delete the thread or did retard OP delete the thread
well fuck that retarded OP
AAAAIIIIEEE thread got nuked
>get my best run with maru in awhile>groundwork, summer runner, maxed out speed>stopped getting any stam rainbows, no maestro, no skill hintsWhy do they mock me like this...
mods = trannies, yet again.note how the jp thread is still up cuz of course it is considering the indofag thats behind them
BROS PLEASE HELP I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE STAMINA REQUIREMENTS ARE FOR THIS CMTHIS IS MY 2ND ACE RUN WHAT THE FUCK DO I DOOOOO
>Thread deleted for a properly cropped imagedumb jannies. crack down on the cunnyposters already if you're going to be sticklers about it
I missed the Ryanfag threads...
Director's gonna freak!
Was gonna say how more intense the races look on dirt
Just don't use cropped porn as OP bwos...
most oppressed thread rn fr fr
>>543196810try clicking the stamina button
Fingering my uma's ears.
>>543196826>third world jannies(+juice)>ever doing anything against pedophilialmao
>futatrannies having a meltyLmao
>>543196810800 I believe
>>543196810750 + 2 gold or 850 + 1 gold. If you run into the giga nuke scenario of 4 debuffers hitting all their gold you're gonna die anyway.
>>543196810Nice CM3 ace anon
Bikini hag is driving me insane.I've switched my deck from 4-2 with borrowed MLB super creek to 3-3 with 0LB Satono and 0LB Creek, dropping 2LB SR Sweepea for the secret 0LB stratI don't believe in charming anymore
>>543196810
>>543195971is there a way to know which skills affect current speed?
>>543193236Global is too hard...
ITS OVER NO MORE THREADS FROM NOW BROS HOLD ME
I LOVE TACHYONI SAID ITI LOVE TACHYONCALL ME REDDITI LOVE TACHYONI DON'T CARE
>>543197073What's the best skills to activate THH midrace as a front?
>>543193635The thrill of the hunt for glory
>>543197023>>543197073if I have 3 gold recoveries then I can get away with 750 stam?
>>543196861Me too...
>>543197073Wrong version. This is the correct one
>>543195620Why is Believe a part of this friend group
>>543197191If Ryan looked like this, I would like her more
bread>>543197294>>543197294>>543197294
I was going to make a thread but I don't want to get targeted by the seanigger janny
>Seriru video dropped>https://youtu.be/qE7OYIpp8yU>it's not a CM4 videoyou gook drop the fucking video
>>543197186Having that much stamina is worth it if you think you're going to run into two fags both running double debuff strats, but I highly doubt you'll see that shit more than once or twice.I've been getting away with 800 + 2 golds in testing so far when everyone is bringing a debuffer and the occasional double debuffer.
>>543197357hey you can't say that or one of the janny roulette might ban you
For the anon asking before the last (next?) thread got deleted:Artist goes by nb.a, or nibe.a, or just nb. he's been around a while but had his pixiv & twitter accounts deleted like 8 times because of direct takedowns or voluntary going into hiding from autistic community guidelines obsessed Japs. Best bet to find most of his work is combining a few booru searches with one of the archives of his pixivs on ehentai.
>>543197426so from the image I posted, you would still click stamina? I can usually pilot my own ace runs no problem but I'm not getting a run like this again and I know fucking nothing about this CM other than the greens required
>>543197375https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uapi3STTrOMGET OWNEDwitGOD pulling through
>>543188447Is it (x^1.1)*n where x<1 (ex 20% =0.2 ) or x^(1.1*n) where x>1(if so how is x calculated?) Do you have any other information about this equation?
