the cement is cracking editionold>>542663090 >Decklistshttps://hsguru.com/ – previously d0nkey - free stats and deck listshttps://hsreplay.net/meta/ – deck tier lists (bronze to gold)https://vicioussyndicate.com/ – meta reporthttps://hearthpwn.com/ – decks, news, patch noteshttps://hearthstone-decks.net/ standard & wild decks>Deck trackers & statisticshttps://hsreplay.net/downloads – deck trackerhttps://go.overwolf.com/firestone-app/ - deck trackerhttps://heartharena.com/ – arena helperhttps://github.com/supertriodo/Arena-Tracker - arena helper>Misc.https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-gb/expansions-adventures/across-the-timeways - new expansionhttps://playhearthstone.com/ – official websitehttps://hearthstone.wiki.gg – wikihttps://battlefy.com/browse/hearthstone – tournamentshttps://hearthcards.net/ – custom card maker>helpful linkshttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1MmLTCm7vdg5icVF4dAQhHf8sO_AZvE4gwO8NuQE8oxQ J_Alex' article on gaming mentalityhttps://screenrant.com/hearthstone-future-content-2024-nathan-lyons-smith-tyler-bielman/ insights from the devs on why the game is shit
>>543200087holy shit op, that image is hideousget some fucking taste
>wake up>previous thread is cemented what killed the hype
Why she cry with seamen ?
>>543201194that's how paladins cry when the game isn't over on turn 6
>>543201194AIslop trained on furry porn
>>543202472i can confirm
it's kind of funny how busted wilted is but no one plays it
>>543209458it's degenerate as fuck but it's not busted in an OP way which is why it isn't popularit's like "oops i win" but it happens less than 50% of the time. or maybe even 51% of the time. but it's not enough to be an interesting choice
>>543209458>play wilted>suddenly your matches only opponents with Crystals Yore Elise >suddenlyWelcome to matchmaking 101
>play wild casual for a quest>my big booty nu quest priest deck wins aginst a horseman priest>accept friend request>FUCK YOU CUNT LUCKY DRAW YOU GOOD FOR NOTHINGwhy would you be upset about losing in wild casual of all places. and it wasn't a lucky draw I had been holding onto that card for a few turns I didn't just draw it. I thought i had made a friend :'(
the pet tax when a game ends really is awful, why haven't they fixed this shit yet
They really need to introduce a new main mechanic to BGs on the level of quests/pets/anomalies. The current rotation of those mechanics is really dogshit after all this time.
>>543219795after season finish they reveal what next Maybe Rewind mechanic but knowing standart time to rewind its BAD idea in time focuced mode
>login and do quests>a mix of suffering and boring>2 out of 3 games I played were lost outright to cheated Fyrakkretarded ass game
>>543214035I wanna let you know that you deserve all that negativity
>co-op: destroy an endbringer umbra
>played imbue priest to finish play a wild god quest in casual>lost to protoss magewhy degen infinite imbue priest not allowd its not gonna be op you know you have to draw and play imbue cards, paper craft angel and raza which compared to other decks when you already played all that they are already planning to kill you
fucking epic
>>543224739Impossible for 90% of /hsg/
delete questlock from the game its so fucking boring to face
is it the type of day where 3/5 queues are paladins, priests or warlock
I just realized we're not even getting dual class arena for Halloween. They really went and fucking abandoned that mode too after their "big" rework, huh?
>>543225906It's literally all I've been seeing on ladder for weeks now.
>people are actually grinding to dailies to get amazing rewards such as Storming the Gates and Semi-stable Portal and random dragon avatar
>>543227662storm the gates is actually pretty decent, the 3 mana discount can get you some good shit for swing turns
>>543200087Salvation is on the way, anons!!!2026 is the year!!!
>>543224739>q pala>play murloc quest>opponent rage concedesez
Steadily climbing Diamond 5 - Legend with imbue Mage, protoss Priest and animancer egg Warlock.
I just concede vs warlock, It's not worth the effort playing vs this boring awful deck
>>543231480>want to have fun>forced to concede vs warlock, dk and paladintakes so long to get a real game of hearthstone
>>543231480same shit at d3 i play quest rogue and concede vs qlock and elemage there is almost no chance survive endless stream of infinite facedamagethis decks broke rule of aggro decks
isn’t questkock a combo deck?
>>543232159more like burn deck you dont care about your board you just send all into opponent facethere is literally zero combo elements you get quest sooner or later
>>543232159It's kind of supposed to have the same weaknesses as a combo deck but they get the quest going way too fast on top of actually fighting for board early and aggro can't really punish them when start summoning taunts and life steal rushers for free.
>Standard is control hell>Wild is a nightmare mode where every deck is Reddithal+RenodditThis game is cooked
you now remember mercenaries
Monk will save usEvoker will cement us
LMAO ROGUE PLAYED FYRAKK KILLED HIS OWN BOARD (SHAMAN LIFESTEAL CARD) INCLUDING FYRAKK (EAT THE IMP) AND MILLED HIS ASHAMANE AND SHALADRASSIL AND 3 OTHER CARDS LMAO AND HE CONCEDED
this chinese wild tournament is pure degeneracy
>>543241914STORIES TO TELL
any Hearthstone private servers yet, even if it's against botsI miss the old simple game
>>543242779nope still nothing i bought some actual warcraft paper cards and play against myself sometimes its kinda fun
can someone explain to me why the stupid origin stone always hits my own face with damage spells even when there’s a full board?
i'm so fucking tired of murloc paladin
>>543247050Resident Sleeper + Bob never trade go faceThey cant heal They cant play minions when full boardPut 1-2 big minions behind sleeper and go full face (Elise location Rush + Savage roar works very well no trade again)This deck very weak if you know how to beat it
>Murloc Paladin>Warlock Quest>Diaper Death Knight The cancer of current Standard.
44% winrate class
>>543254931>8 mana do nothingwhat did cora mean by this
>>543254931I hate that motherfucking clock and his animation.
is the reward track resetting when the next expansion launches?
what the fuck is wrong with the ladder these last couple of weeksthere's so many fucking greedy ass control decks running around, my nebula shaman doesnt even use nebula anymore. 90% of games I play for a shudder'd wish upon a star to get a giant alakir finisher
>>543261198yea, every expansion has a new one
>>543224739>this is the "tricked" outcome of the rerollJUST
Once you're in the top 4, do you start hate-picking key 5/6 star minions from your opponents' comps?
>>543264294did people stop doing this, this used to be a bigger thing before
>>543226262They've basically pivoted away as much as possible from the traditional yearly hearthstone events, completely soulless. It was only a year or two ago when they literally did not have a single christmas skin on the store for december even when they had a bunch in the vault.
Do they still update duos or did it get the merc treatment, do people even still play the mode?
I love minions that costs 0
>>543275679>magtheridonFIVE STARS
Hype?What hype?
>>543276424Put your faith in trump defile is 1 star
All Pallys should burn.
>>543226262because you pay twice for clownfiesta they dont want lose rest arena players in one month
>>543273769sometimes.... most likely fix broken combination with new cardsDuos was stupid idea to promote bg on twich more but failed because autistic streamers dont have *real friends*
if you play protoss priest you are subhuman
>>543293150>Plastic 10 brought you this sane advice.
>>543293150yes
i like that DK's set is so gamebreakingly broken they genuinely have shit like 5 mana summon 5 2/2s with rush and it's pretty much unplayable because the level of power of the class is just THAT retarded lmao
>>543301151so gamebreakingly broken that they are the 3rd best class behind warlock and rogue
>>543239769>Play Wild>Don't play a chvd troon hunter deck>CryYou don't belong in the chudster format.
>>543293150can't imagine being mad at this particular archetype. why single it out? there are SO many cancer decks in this game. i'm totally willing to grant you that protoss priest is cancer but it's definitely not an outlier in any way. it just curves out and plays OP shit (i.e. resuscitate ). that's all hearthstone is these days. curving out into your broken overpowered slop
>>543293150Honestly? I feel so much violent playing against Mage, don’t misunderstand me i hate both but with Mage is like “Haha RNG decided my spells go to face, bad luck or just look at this bullshit i can cast for literally free good luck for me haha! Skill? We are in casino land,fag!” Fuck that shit.
>>543293150noyou areresuscitate is not even that great you have to have 3 minions died and its slow as fuck any retards can play around itmothership lmao you can get bad luck and get sentry and many other shit that do nothinggo cry about questlock rogue and many other scum decks
has theo always been such a cuck? i told him to stop using the tranny mage portait and i got banned for it
>>543293150just play wilted, it's hilarious how bad protoss is against it
2 weeks bros HOLD ON
>double time out into get lucky wow dude ur so good at the video game im so glad paladin gets this nonsense card that makes no sense for their flavor
>>543342058better player won
>>543343107funny joke but its sad 90% of wild these days is who gets the better opening hand nothing can be done about it, I guess
>>543342058>get luckyyou're not showing that he played a finley earlier in the game
got to d5 with amalgam priest, it's funny how much it runs over paladin and aggro dh
>be euro hs pro>go to china to play hs>lose cn vs eu>go to gold tournament>get btfo by a random blind dude from the audience uh, EUROGODS???
>>543348675the roids shrinked his already tiny french balls and brain
>>543348675france moment
i'm surprised bnet is still up considering half the internet is down right now
>hit plat last month>wondering why im stuck in silver this month>realized i started isntaconceding every paladin matchhm
>>543351978highest ranked /hsg/ poster
>>543348675ererything in china rigged and fake i bet blind dude was CCP agent
>>543246397jews
battlegrounds has to be the most tilting mode ever created by mankind. being dead on turn 7 when you bought literally every single stat point in the tavern is just so retarded
>>543348675Europeans have life and sales tax. Still better than Americas.
Nice double shartaura nigger.... but you forgot something....
>>543360603next game (this is second shartaura and discovered shit)not fucking rigged at allFucking class ban when ?????
What kind of brain damage convinces you that your mundane games are worth anyone else seeing? >I keep queueing into a deck that's popular at my current rank of copper 3, game must be rigged >my opponent played a card that they put in their deck, game must be riggedYou play this fucking game several hours a day every day. WAKE UP.
only people that regularly reach diamond 5 with nonmeta decks may reply to this post
>>543362098I climbed to like 250ish legend end of season playing aggro druid at a time when nobody else was playing it.
>>543362098i sometimes reach d2 then algo rig almost all my games>>543361752shill more blizzard drone here next gameno way i can win this without aviana highroll BUT i win because rng fucks him hardHOW ? i rolled antonidas into perfect lethalNow i complete 3 games quest with WIN LOSE WIN (perfect for mantain forced 50% wr)
>>543363078you are truly the dumbest motherfucker who plays this game
Deck that spams green stats cards every turn vs Deck than need precise calculation and planning for lethal>>543363285and you call me dumb nigga ?
>>543365107so now you're saying your games are determined by skill and not rigged? dumbass
>>543365214i never use word skill in RNG clownfiesta game dude....
>>543361752>s-stop keeping the general alive!
>sissy mage switched to Fyrakk packageHoly shit this is beyond stupid....
>>543361752>several hours a dayholy cora's fat juicy tits sucker stop projecting i play like 2-3 a day some days i dont even play lmao you will never get paid btw
2 hours until the REAL warlock cards are released bro hold on
Can someone explain how the deck websites work?Im from EU Platinum 10 and hardstuck against absolutely random deck opponents whats happening?So every site I've been to metastats, hsreplay, hsguru, they are all sharing the same kind of decks and ive tried them all for over a week, specifically;protoss priestleech DKegglockaggro/murloc pallyNone of these seem to be working yet leech is number one on all those site, but i dont understand how the decks posted can counter things like aggro pally or theres this shaman deck im seeing where every turn they drop a card it gets buffed by 10 spells and its every card that has the same effect with everything and just deletes your entire board? then im seeing an influx in mages now that end with a 20 damage in one go colossus how is that even possible?So should i be using shaman and mage spell decks? are these the new meta, because theyre so powerful its unbelievable
>>543293150protoss mage seems to be worse for some reason they can get a colossus to 11 damage and then just rape you even if you have taunts
>>543369606nothing is working is modern hs..... its RNG game where AI decide your fate
>>543369606tbqh aggressive decks are the strongest rn outside of the very top of the ladder elemental mage aggro/pain dh aggro pally
>>543369606you probably don't mulligan correctly and obviously don't play that well. sometimes you also just get unlucky and have massive loss streaks. every meta deck will get you to legend and the only reason to switch one to another is if you get bored. every deck has a few hard counters but in low mmr its usually not really worth worrying about that all. though picking a deck that has fewer bad matchups against very popular decks obviously helps. no idea what shaman deck you are describing???tl dr dk is very strong and if you enjoy the deck stick with it. learn the mulligan. learn the matchups and you will climb
>>543369606I reached Legend with PP. I would say is the same as always: Learn the deck, recognize the mistakes you make, accept and try your best against bad matchups, endure loss streaks and the most important of everything: Grind. That’s the key more than the deck.
>>543371332you mind sharing your dck im using this one2x (1) Catch of the Day2x (1) Hallucination2x (1) Power Word: Shield2x (2) Birdwatching1x (2) Orbital Halo2x (2) Photon Cannon2x (2) Sentry1x (2) Thrive in the Shadows1x (3) Chillin' Vol'jin1x (3) Holy Nova1x (3) Rustrot Viper2x (3) Trusty Fishing Rod2x (3) Void Ray1x (4) Gravedawn Sunbloom1x (4) Nightmare Lord Xavius1x (4) Shadow Word: Ruin2x (5) Chrono Boost2x (5) Resuscitate2x (12) Mothership
>>543372316why no artanis?
>>543372604who the fuck plays artanis in 2025 ?
>>543372774people all over reddit are crying how op pp is specially the artanis version
>>543372316protos priest is a very feast or famine deck btw. so that could explain your frustration. if you get the good curve it wins against most things but it really struggles against a lot of counters if it misses. are you playing a resusitate on 5 that revives a sentry and at least another rush? congrats you are winning. otherwise you might have a very hard time against faster decks
>protoss priests trying to tell you they have it hard after getting 3 collossi from their 12 random protoss minions
>>543372316why rustrot? also what are you struggling against? aggro or slower decks? your list is a bit weird because you have antiaggro tech like umbra but also slower stuff like sunbloomwhat the other anon says is true. if you brick draws for 3 turns which is a total possibility with protoss priest you just lose, it's just how the deck works.
>>543345171he never did he’s just that guy
>>543372316-1 Rustrot Viper+1 Sasquawk -1 Shadow word: Ruin+1 Artanis-1 Holy Nova +1 Lightning-1 Gravedawn Sunbloom+1 Thrive in the shadows
>>543374490for example just now
>>543374724*Lightbomb not lightning
>>543374724this is my sasqwak version
>we're backit's so over.
i just had a game with questlock where with double portal i rolled charge once in like 6 turns of double portalingended up winning but made the game take like five fucking years because it was diaper dk and every class in the game dies after taking 30 damage except for DK which starts the game with 80 health for some reason
>horizons edge is still 5 durability
>>543374969I don’t like Umbra but you should be able to climb with that maybe you lack an hyperaggro tech but should be enough
>>543379371swap umbra with artanis then?
>>543372316### toss# Class: Priest# Format: Standard# Year of the Raptor## 2x (1) Catch of the Day# 2x (1) Hallucination# 2x (1) Power Word: Shield# 2x (2) Birdwatching# 2x (2) Orbital Halo# 2x (2) Photon Cannon# 2x (2) Sentry# 2x (2) Thrive in the Shadows# 1x (3) Chillin' Vol'jin# 2x (3) Trusty Fishing Rod# 2x (3) Void Ray# 1x (4) Narain Soothfancy# 1x (4) Nightmare Lord Xavius# 2x (5) Chrono Boost# 2x (5) Resuscitate# 1x (7) Endbringer Umbra# 2x (12) Mothership# AAECAZ/HAgTZwQbX0gbDgwf1mAcNrYoEzsAGjMEGi9YG8+EGi/QGkPQGmPQGs/QGxfgGyvgGtZYH0q8HAAA=# # To use this deck, copy it to your clipboard and create a new deck in HearthstoneI like this list. I've never needed anything more than Umbra to beat control, Sasquawk seems like a simple win more card to me. The entire core of the deck is "can you hit resuscitate" anyway. Imo the more you dilute it with tech shit the worse it becomes, just admit the aggro matchup isn't very in your favour and try to farm all the bad DK and Rogue players.
>>543377596retard
How much gold should you aim for for exp release? I have 3100g right now.
>>543382720100-150 packs if you have some dust should give you enough playable stuff if you just wait a week or two before crafting decks3000 seems good
>draw 10 cards on a nigga>still get outvaluedevolve is so fucking stupid
When does the expansion come out?
>>5433881054th nov, so 2 weeksprepatch must be next week
>>543388386Just in time for the new season, how kinographic.
>look who's streaming ranked>"lets check out this reqvam guy">pissing and shitting his pants every 5 minutes about how much he hates the game>constantly muting himself to scream niggerwell then
>leech diaper troon brings his standard deck to wild and gets absolutely raped
>>543390474B-but!! Everypony in /hsg/ and reddit told me wild was wholesome 100 control mirrors with renathal!!!
final cards are trickling out
>>543390793Legendary really ?
>>543390141almost all the remaining streamers have incredible unlikeable personalities. I guess having to stream this shit as a balding 40 year old doesnt help but still
>>543390793>Literal boulderfist ogre
>>543390793read it as chrononigger
>>543390793Wow, this is giga trash
>>543390793thats really fucking good if you dont mind giving them the 0 mana temp spell
>>543392106>Turn six play a boulderfist ogre
>>543392242getting my win cons when I play armorlock seems worth playing an ogre
>>543392052reroll until you get the 8 point one or run out of rerolls
>>543390793Having trouble uploading the synergy card so resorted to catboxhttps://files.catbox.moe/5mn1au.png
rafaam bros...
>>543393371>It's realKINOOOOOO!!!!
>>543393371
>>543393371>rat>mill>3 mana discard guy>40 cardsextremely shit
>that 6 mana boardclear rafaammakes me miss this little dude more than you could ever know
>>543393371Hope this stacks with reddithal.
>>543394016probably doesn't, both say deck size 40 instead of expand deck by 10
>>543393371Reminder that this autoloses to dk
>>543393371surely they will kill neutral armor gain before the expansion right? :)
>>54339337110 senpaitachi rest is draw....
>>543392461your win con is a quest reward you played on turn 4 and then replayed again with tidepool pupil
>>543393371garbage design. actually the worst fabled card of them all. warlock is always getting designed without the other player in mind
>>543394249Play wheel before haha
>a single dirty rat completely disables the rafaam otk
>>543393371im crafting this golden you cant stop me. i am immune to bigger deck = bad propaganda.
>>543397270Remember to add renathal and reno for MAXIMUM wholesome big deck!
>>543396974last time i seen dirty rat was like half year ago.....
>>543393371This would be raw fucking ass even if it Reduced your decksize to 20 so you could almost always curse the rafaams
>>543397823think of the poor diaper warrior and dks who do nothing for 50 turns who now will now lose
>>543393371>playedSo if one of these gets dirty ratted then the 10 mana battlecry won't work?
>>543398024Lil timmy???LIL TIMMY!! YOUR RAT!!!
>>543398024>dkImmune to Raafam >warriorscriptedTimewarp + Gayvadon
>>543398061Yes.Same if you play the same rafaam twice.
>>543393371sex with archmage rafaam
>>543398712That's a man's soul....
>>543393371>Rafaam gay chart1 - FBI OPEN UP2 - ok because plant3 - ok because fish4 - gay as fuck5 - fucks you 6 - no homo required7 - SAVE ME NIGGERMAN8 - you won survive 9 - straight man choice
>>543393371Can I ban warlock from my queues? Pretty pleaseee?
>>543401184
>>543393371is this some kind of deadpool joke? god man blizzard is truly creatively bankrupt lmao…
>>543401184Because of the quest, I hope.
finally won with a fun comp
>>543404805thats dragon/elemental is op as fuck why the add him to pool i dont know....
>start game>aggro-lite still broken
starship dk is unbeatable wtfget to end 0 cards nigger just uses fucking cubeicle on the fucking 24/20 taunt and i cant kill it because i spent the whole fucking game killing the 10 other 14/10 taunts how is that allowed? shall i just make starship dk and just taunt until end game to fucking get to legend is it that easy?
>>543380440narain soothfairy? wtf how is that gona help in any way?
>>543408430Starship DK isn't even that strong, it's just got a game against most decks. If you want actual inevitability, it's starship DH but you die to even the shittiest aggro decks most of the times as well. The actual brainless deck to Legend with is Questlock because it's like Starship DK but simply better in that it can play into any deck and have a gameplan.t. placed into 1k legend with Questlock
>>543409490i doubt it bro ive tried every deck, i want to believe you i really do but quest lock from platinum is not going to work on EU the amount of shamans and murlocs is disgusting
>>543409490care to share im trying to get out of fucking platinums
>>543409734You should be farming them if you're not playing the deck wrong, anon.
>>543410340ill try again then but i was also using egglock, but your saying this piece of shit deck got you to legend?
>imbue mage runs 2 copies of objection with no secret synergy just to be an asswipeincredible
why aren't you playing evolve shaman
>>543410337I like both the top lists on this page, Librarian is a funny meme tech against Egg decks if you can kill the egg as well so you don't get punished by Layover as well as letting you push lethal against the Warrior Turtle and Starships, but it's a bit of greed and can brick a Solarium.https://www.hsguru.com/decks?player_deck_archetype[]=Quest+Warlock&rank=legend>>543410512Easily. You just jam as hard as you can to get the portal down ASAP and don't give a fuck what you burn to achieve it. Mulligan solely for the 1 drop location, Catacombs, and Solarium, maybe keeping Sketch if you're on the coin. Play Solarium on 3 mana left so you can get most out of it, but also don't be afraid to play the temp Solarium from Sketch with 0 mana left and burn 3 cards outside of hitting exactly Wisp for +1 to Quest progress. Double portal is a funny meme if it happens, but it's honestly not worth delaying to set up nor is it even that strong if you're playing a non-board based deck because you want to have room for Horizon's Edge and other shit.
>>543411194is that the one with the constant buffing every card every turn? share please then
>>543411336no idea what you're talking about
welp finally hitting over 50% with fuckign priestfaggotry>>543411405basically every time the shaman puts a carddown they turn it into taunt, WITH, elusive, windfury, poison, and literally every buff
>>543411601>basically every time the shaman puts a carddown they turn it into taunt, WITH, elusive, windfury, poison, and literally every buffthat's quest shaman retard
I saved up 2k gold should I buy the emerald dream mini set (basically just getting fyrakk and dust) or should I save and spend it all on packs for the new expansion
why does every single dk deck do everything
>>543411601i enjoy your deck names anon
Wow, outside of Rafaan this has to be the most uninspired warlock set ever. It's as if AI designed it. Not even worth posting.
>>543413114if AI designed it would have at least given us some big fat anime tiddies
I’m so tired of the fucking Egg… Seriously from outside can result even funny “haha crack The Egg” but i have the theory every single faggot playing this on the ladder must be a sociopath
redpill me on the egg deckhow do i play it?
>>543411405you could just give him your evolve shaman decklist instead of being a faggot
>>543418429>you could just spoonfeed a drooling retardi understand that people like you get hungry, but it's important that you learn to live on your own in this world
>gloat about le epic deck>refuse to elaborate further and act like an insufferable faggot when people enquireyou're definitely 300+lbs and ugly as fuck
>>543418352step 1: get hexed, silenced, or just draw like shitstep 2: concede
>>543418930happened to me in the last 3 matchesthat's why i'm asking kek
>>543418930what a coincidence, I just played against an egg warlock>kept hex in had>guy plays egg carrier or whatever its called>ok time to hex>he doesnt play egg>until he can play it with the instant double deathrattle legendary>now there are two egg against one hex>2 turns later there are six eggs because hurr fucking durr
>>543419914>he's not running 6 hexes to make egglocks miserableskill issue
>>543419914sounds like you got outplayed, why did you not think ahead?
>>543419914patience is the key
>>543393371>Most soulful card the game has seen in years>Most responses are AFK Diapers sobbing their eyes out You faggots don’t deserve a good game
who the fuck queues with a deck that has hex in itwhy would anyone do this. i thought they were all bots
>>543421242nebula runs double hex
>>543393371>ez elise requirementscheck you nerds in gold 5
>against galatic projection mage>he drew his projection with carry-on suitcase>projection gives him a carry-on suitcase>LITERALLY infinite spells every single turnso is this how this deck is supposed to work? roll the dice, hope your suitcase draws your main spell and then you just win? I'm learning of untold levels of skill expression
>murloc pally plays grunty>tries to point it at my face>tanks, game obviously doesn't allow this>finally targets a minion with it>has to target another minion with the next murloc>immediately points it at my face again>tanks while the game once again doesn't allow thisincredible brainrot. truly remarkable
>>543200786>what killed the hypeno monk classonce they announce it, we will be saved
>>543422594this interaction happens all the time. just a slop low iq deck and players
WHAT FUCKING DECK IS THIS I FUCKING HATE FACING SHAMANS THIS FUCKING CHEATING FUCKING DECK
>>543425603fuck this faggot i reported him and his name hope he gets banned fucking cunt
>>543425603HOW THE FUCK IS THIS EVEN FAIR?
>>543425603>>543425873>>543426104what's a man without values? do you have none?
>>543425603>>543425873>>543426104i don't get it, what did he do wrong exactly?
>>543426375looks at his minions they have every single buff
>>543426697I looked at your board and it looks like you're playing meta tranny deck #1
>>543426981questlock is supposed to get you to legendary so i will use any means necessary, you dont use a condom when fucking for a baby
>>543427646can't say I'm a fan of your delusions, especially if they make you sleep at night
>>543426697were they playing quest shaman? the few times i faced them when i was playing quest lock I lost bigly to them.
https://vocaroo.com/1fKY0uOZVMis
Well since nobody else has yet, here are those warlock cards
>>543426104>n-n-nooo im the only one allowed to summon good mini- ACK!out menageried, fucking faggot
>>543429239"RAFAAM LADDER!!!!" feels like it was intended to be a cool card but they couldn't come up with anything and ended up with some generic slop that has a custom art with a custom name for no reason
>>543429239Damn that discard one is obnoxious as fuck.
>>543429239i wonder if any of that is fast enough / good enough to make sneed lock in wild a better / tighter list.
>zeddy calls a 9 mana 9/9 "pretty good">30 seconds later he calls a 10 mana 10/10 "not great"what did he mean by this
>>543433492Wow, this is taking forever.
>>543433975if you're not like top 0.1% mmr this generally just means your game is glitched and you need to requeue
>>543433604wait for the 'shack review instead of king pant shitter's 14 videos for 3 cards spread out to 30+ minutes each for maximum engagement
>>543433492NAILED it
>>543435920Grats anon.
>>543293150Just reached legend, the only loss I suffered was my own fault because I was listening to the video I was watching.
>>5434292392 mana deal 6 might be good enough to go into Quest Lock since it can also go face and you don't care about self damage, and every control Lock is gonna probably run Rat 2.0 now that the meme finishers aren't going to cut it against DK but the archtype might be dead given Owl druid has access to guaranteed copy location with their fabled
>constantly bouncing between d5 3 stars and 0 stars in >wild>thanks to rigged matchmakingso fucking annoying. win a game or 2 and immediately queue into hard counters that draw perfect opening hands and perfect answers like 5 games in a row
>>543441952crybaby bitch, stop playing wild.
>>543441952yep, good old "feast or famine" design. you're forced to lose an absurdly high % of games, and then you're forced to win an absurdly high % of games to restore the balance to ~50%this has the effect of tricking people into thinking they're elite "i won 20 games in a row this proves i'm an expert at the game!!", and also tricks people into thinking they're awful or baits people into complaining about rigged rng (which it is), and that in turn baits the first grifted group to talk down to people "if only you were as good as me you'd know you're supposed to win every game"really clear how the system works when you zoom out like that and it's sad how well it works on the general population
>>543442335standard is even worse. I dont' want 90% of my games to be 40 minute slogs against diaper knight and diaper rogue and diaper warlock
>>543443146You're coming at wild with a standard mindset. Wild games are much more determined in the deck building segment of the game. Crying because your oppponent had the perfect answer will get you nowhere. Yeah your renothal opponent had "THE PERFECT ANSWER" they put 10 perfect answers in their deck. There's not a good deck in that format that isn't very consistent in what it is.
>>543445012>Wild games are much more determined in the deck building segment of the gameobjectively not true because you can play a netdeck and consistently NOT have the answer you need against the netdeck you were playing previously
>>543429239we create warlock card to counter warlock also here rafaam support that fit in all warlock decks
>>543445483Never said every deck has the answer to everything.
i've never won a game vs dh. every single time it's a rigged autoloss
>>543441952Certain cards in your deck put you into certain matchups. Try drafting a legit trash deck in standard and suddenly you are fighting like libram paladins and resurrection druid and other terrible tier d shit. One card I notice is kiljaeden. Its very obvious. The decks you face with it vs without is egregious.
>>543459232>Try drafting a legit trash deck in standard and suddenly you are fighting like libram paladins and resurrection druid and other terrible tier d shit.absolutely patently false and schizo ramblingjust kidding i know exactly what you're talking about and its happened to me many afternoons. it scans your deck and pits it against other decks of the same "tier", shit you would never see in real life
where are the signatures for PAYGODS
>>543351108They use microsoft's services, not amazon's.
People are sleeping massively on this cardIt’s gonna be insanely annoying, warrior already has tons of support to cheat out cards and draw minions, and they just got a few more. I can already tell they will change the text to “attacks random enemy minion” because warrior mains will find a way to hit 15 to face on turn 5Literally every warrior deck runs tortolla and that just slows down aggro by one turn and gives you some armor. Now change that to the taunt blood warrior that when killed summons at minimum a 12/12 that can immediately hit face or kill 99% of minions
>>543469124>costs 7 mana>bunch of paragraphs of wordszzzz i sleep
>>543469124Any control deck is going to be happy to finally have targets for their removal that they don't use in the matchup while the Warrior is diluting away their actual wincon in Starships + Timewarp, and any aggro deck is going to get under it and kill you for daring to play 7 mana do nothing and spending turns drawing to try and fetch the taunt one and also kill of their own 7 health minion. Maybe it gives another target for Chemical Spill, but even then it's entirely dependent on you getting the other combo pieces to do anything
>>543469002which is weird since xbox was nuked during the downtime as well
>>543469761>>543469849You will never pay 7 for it
>>543470214>3 card combo on turn 5 in a 32 card deckHow exactly is Warrior going to tutor for tribeless minions?
Are we cemented?
>>543470046Thankfully I don't game on an xbox or any other console.
>>543470617
>>543471327Oh boy, a bad card that requires a high enough minion density to function that would then brick the attempts to tutor the ones you want, and can also draw all the cheaper Starship pieces unless you unironically think we're going back to hydration station warrior.
>>543470617its not a 32 card deck the other fabled cards are added in deckbuilding as part of the 30
>>543429239>make questlock (the best deck in the game) even more brutalwowzers
>>543475498none of those cards are a major upgrade for questlock
>look at hearthstone video comments>people still repeat the “board doesn’t matter” memeThat literally only applied to the United in Stormwind quests, years ago. This cargo cultism is so fucking annoying, people brainlessly repeat sentences they dont even understand
>>543429239>Discard rewindWill you be able to see what you discarded from the enemy?
>>543476164yeah putting in good cheap cards over bad cheap cards is totally not an improvement
>>543477417they're not cheap enough, you wouldn't cut wisp for any of those.
>>543408619he's a generically good card, effectively 4/4 draw an extra card every turn which is amazing on a deck that really needs to find certain cards, plus it lets you do silly stuff like three resuscitates or the occassional surprise lethal due to copying 20 archons or zealots
>>543477908>effectively 4/4 draw an extra card every turnhave you confused Narain with spirit of the badlands?
>murloc nigger plays 2 toy rushers >cleared because im playing dragon tempo warrior>he instantly concede
>>543477495you also shuffle 0 mana spells into your deck with them that you can play as temporary
literally 2 weeks until hearthstone is SAVED
>>543483323with 10 new playable cards ? more like cemented
>>543482628You can't though because they're cast when drawn
>>543200349That's what you get, when a paid shill from the htird world is in charge of baking your fake engagement thread.You should take it as a wake-up call, and leave.
>now you remember Leapfrogging
>>543484501Would it even be good in current year?
>>543486253it was not good it was fucking 10 min watching animation..... now demons do same (tnx they speed up it)
>6 alive>5 going demons>one already at exodiaGod now i hate demon lobbyits like picking up bread crumbs
how the fuck are protoss decks a thing?oh yeeah its totally normal being able to deal 36 dmg to all enemies for exactly zero mana and then you still have 15 mana left to do whatever you want
>>543487613This is the side effect of weak metas There is no reason not to go for demons and quillboar, since you dont need exodia setup to work
remove warlock and the game will never lose players ever again.
Whalebros.....
>against deathrattle dh>it's ok I hexed his felstalker>oh whoops DH gets to discover deathrattles you played, not triggered, unlike pretty much every other deathrattle duplicate effect in the gameebinnnnnnnnnnn
oh cool another deathrattle dhwhat fucking decks does this bullshit even lose to? hyper aggro? or you get super unlucky on draws? this shit has infinite board, infinite armor and a bunch of finishers
>>543494821Wheel warlock/Armor Warlock with wheelHostage shamanVelen/Antonidas combos(warlock priest rogue)Rafaam Warlock(rewind 2 weeks)
>>543490310dude went..... so close to exodia
>>543494972so four decks I have never seen in my entire lifeI gotta get on dh apparently
3 weeks until priest, paladin, questlock and dk are nerfed bros hold on
Next puzzle when ?
the real question is when is hearthstone getting tier 3 heroes
>>543492520This but with Mage. I guarantee it.
monk when?
I love green rafaam
>tfw every card in your deck is a battlecry
>>543505134we love green rafaam around here
>>543509937 Isn’t Tiny Rafaam best Rafaam?
>>543510449Archmage(female)
>>543509758Iconic moment.Now topdeck CTA and get another one KEK.
>Bored >change deck to quest rogue>instant counter>wipe my board full of highstated leggos>discover 20 to facenot sus.... i guess im stop at d2 with my cool decks
Did they nerf control yet?
Lmao next game.....Yeah totally not scripted in my favor>>543513912control is dead all *control* decks is combo decks
>git gud>skill issue>learn mulligansjust hit diamond from gold in 2 hours.... so clearly its nothing to do with anyone of those reddit responses, also thanks for the actual anon who gave a basic insight into how to rape the ladder im eternally greatful and if i was a faggot i would suck you off, welp about to go hit diamond because it has nothing to do with skill, rng, or mulligans, its just the deck and some are superior than others facts
>>5435034722026evoker in 2028the new class they're adding to wow soon in 2030trust the plan
>>543515940Which deck and which insight you found useful?
>>543516581i unironically believe this, in fact first expansion of 2026 will bring the fucking pandas finally.the real question here is what new class they will add to wow? bard, tinker? something else?
>>543517223BBC addict
>>543503472they added d*mon hunter before adding monksorry anon
>archmage Rafaam is femaleWHY DO THEY KEEP SHOVING TRANNIES DOWN OUR THROAT
Is this based or cringe? Find out today in gold 5 death knight
>>543520875RAFAAAAAAAAAAAAAM SUPREME ACK-AEOLOGIST
>>543521114what even is the point of this? why don't i just play something else like the weapon and the 3 damage frost spell if im trying to spend corpses
>>543520875do ethereals even have a sex to being with?
>>543522990They are souls, so they had genitalia at some point yeah.They are a post wow addition so they never had a strong social gender/sex division tho.
>>543523610>post wow additionYou mean post WC3? Cause they've been in WoW since TBC.
>win 12:0 up to rank 1, 2 star facing relatively random assortment of decks>lose 10 in a row immediately after facing the same 2 decks (hard counters) back to back to backhmmmm
You pally fags really need to start putting silence in your deck this is embarrassing
>>543523975Yeah, idk why I had a stroke when writing. I meant to say "post-wow retconning" type shit, y'know when they removed 99% of the nelf gender locking.
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-gb/news/24241327/across-the-timeways-community-eventsHoly kekHoly kek
>>543525376how hard can it fucking be to take a snapshot of the game's state and go back to it?also lmao because they made such an original and apparently technically intensive effect yet the only effects they could think of to make with it is shit like "summon a random legendary :)"
>>543525376is this the first time a card has been nerfed for purely technical performance issues? LMAO
>>543526312they nerfed a bunch of old cards once because they were too stupid to make clean and future-proof code for their effects
>>543526312https://hearthstone.wiki.gg/wiki/Nozdormu Forged in the Barrens logo.pngPatch 20.0.0.77662 (2021-03-25): 2021-03-30: Moved from the Classic set to the Legacy set. Rastakhan's Rumble logo.png Patch 13.4.0.29349 (2019-03-14): Nozdormu's visual effects will no longer persist after he is transformed. Journey to Un'Goro logo.png Patch 8.0.0.18336 (2017-04-04): Sandstorm visual will no longer persist if he is returned to a player's hand. The Grand Tournament logo.png Patch 3.0.0.9786 (2015-08-18): Has a new musical stinger. Blackrock Mountain logo.png Patch 2.7.0.9166 (2015-06-15): Nozdormu no longer continues to produce a sandstorm effect after being Transformed. Goblins vs Gnomes logo.png Patch 2.0.0.7234 (2014-12-04): Fixed a bug where Nozdormu gave players 30 seconds a turn instead of 15. Hearthstone logo.png Patch 1.0.0.3890 (Closed beta, 2013-10-02): Has a new visual effect. Hearthstone logo.png Patch 1.0.0.3604 (Alpha, 2013-08-12): Flavor text now reads: "Time to write some flavor text." (previously: no flavor text).
>>543527230Forgot about *nerf* >Dream Portal bans - Due to unintended side effects, Nozdormu cannot be generated by Dream Portal.
>>543525376>12 welfare packsthank you cora
>>543526054Take the team that couldnt figure how to make Nozdormu workThen make them worse
>DK isn't wild viable!Bet you feel dumb rn, just be top 200(*10) wild bro.
>roping paypig opponent points randomly generated shit at your face while roping every turn>ropes turn 1>ropes turn 2>ropes turn 3>is a paypig btw, paypig avatar, paypig pet>ropes turn 4>points randomly generated shit at your face>sorry you lost after getting an absurd amount of extra time drained that you were forced to wait through>"hahahahahaha" - ben brode laughtrack
>>543533453Post deck oh DK wild savior!!! I want to play DK in wild too
>>543529092>you can get up to 10 packs just for watching any Hearthstone stream (2 hours per drop)! bruh thats 40 hours holy fuck
>nerfing the card instead of just fixing Rewind's animationkeksome nepo baby definitely designed that shitty fucking animation and is throwing a shit fit over the possibility of their "hard work" being reduced so theyre nerfing the card instead
>>543534638Don't, it fucking sucks into anything that isn't aggro.### Even midrange# Class: Death Knight# Format: Wild## 2x (2) Down with the Ship# 2x (2) Dreadhound Handler# 2x (2) Gold Panner# 2x (2) Infested Breath# 2x (2) Plague Strike# 2x (2) Poison Breath# 2x (2) Wild Pyromancer# 1x (4) E.T.C., Band Manager# 1x (2) Coroner# 1x (7) Kil'jaeden# 1x (7) Patchwerk# 1x (4) Helya# 1x (4) Nightmare Lord Xavius# 2x (4) Sanguine Infestation# 2x (6) Airlock Breach# 1x (6) Genn Greymane# 2x (6) Hollow Hound# 1x (6) Sylvanas, the Accused# 1x (6) The Headless Horseman# 1x (6) Theotar, the Mad Duke# 2x (8) Soulstealer# 1x (8) The Primus# AAEBAfHhBAjN9AK42QSk7wT9xAWT+wXt/wW9sQbDgwcLodQE8OMEq4AFj+QFgvgFzpwG/7oGoOIGgf0GloIHvJQHAAED5JwF/cQF6e0G/cQFr/QG/cQFAAA=# # To use this deck, copy it to your clipboard and create a new deck in HearthstoneYou can also turn it rainbow with shit like corpsicle and CNE.
>>543537270nice wincondition
>>543537905The wincon is getting board control and slowly chunking the opp for like, an hour :^)Even used to be better but it got powercrept, back in the day you went triple unholy for the bloodlust.
Here's some paypig whale seethe after losing with their Diaper deck
>>543533453imagine playing wild, standard is the real shit
>>543537153it's so funny listening to some of these attempted explanations"the game needs 10 seconds to do all the complicated back-processing involved in resetting the game state!!"yeah, okay. your 20 year old game that can be reduced down to simple text logs needs a literal loading screen to reverse an RNG outcome. for sure
>>543538447Yes we know standard is really shit.
>>543537270add zola for Helya maxxing nig
>>543537153It was a fat asian girl You just know the skinny balding nerd director is simping for her
>>543538840I did think about it, but the deck is even for the incredible good aggro MU.Helya is only there for the combo MU. It lets you pretend you aren't walking into a 1:9 match up.
>>543533453>1800 wildthat's the equiavalent 10k standard lmao
>>543538485it doesn't make any sense. you literally just snapshot the current state and if they click the rewind button, go back to it. 12 seconds is obscene. and we know it has nothing to do with animation times because they cover the screen in dust to hide them all being skipped
>Nozdormu>Added Patch 1.0.0.3140 (Alpha, April or May 2013)>Fixed Rastakhan's Rumble l Patch (2019-03-14):Trust the plan they fix rewind in 6 year window
>just found out that they're nerfing Rewind cards (WHICH AREN'T EVEN PLAYED) because the game client is too shit to handle them, and they NEED them to be played even less than currentlyI came here to laugh at you, /hsg/AHAHA HAHAHA
>>543539127it's fine as long as we keep getting gacha pets in the meantime, that's the most important thing
>>543520875>sees woman>assumes its a trannyits a genderbent timeline CHUD. you will never pound the rafussy now. maybe you can suck man-elises's cock instead
>>543539081I mean, if you really think about it, Standard top 10000 is basically standard Top 1000, and I mean, 1000 to 100 isn't that big and 100 to 10 is even smaller.SO yeah, Standard Top 10000 is the same as standard Top 1! Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
>>543537270No eliza to take advantage of the 1 mana ghoul?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!!?!?!?!?!?!?!
>>543541597She's too slow without ghoul's night out, along with that she is a truly godawful card to play in wild.I use her in the rainbow one which has a heavier slant towards aggro.
>>543542009>Post about even DK>This nigga matches up againstHAHAHAHAHAHASynchronicity!
>>543542336>Post about even DKMy post is about the NIGGER on my screenWhat the fuck did they do to paladin?
>>543542009>>543543248too many white dudes in the silver hand it was problematic please understand
>>543543248I liked the "endless legions of identical guys" thing Paladin had going for them, with Dude Paladin, but yeah there's like 7 variations of the token now which kind of ruined that. 4/7 are women which doesn't seem very lore accurate to me
>>543543660nope there are only 3 women, the night elf is a dude (still not lore accurate btw)
>>543544063>the night elf is a dudeOh yes, looking closer I can clearly see thatThose Night Elf Paladins and their wacky millennial haircuts!
>>543542009>we reportin fa duty n shiet
>>543544638nelf bussy
>>543543660There isn't even an option to toggle this back? I'll unironically uninstall
>>543547661the only bright side is that pally hero power is basically unclickable these days. if you have to hero power you basically lose
>they play muster for battle>you don't have an immediate board clear to respond with, so you immediately losepretty good game design
For the first time since I started playing Hearthstone, I'm using a meta deck (murloc paladin) thanks to the free deck. Yes, I'm winning, I even managed to get 12 consecutive wins yesterday (achievement), but at what cost... It's boring, predictable, uninteresting, I know exactly what to play, when to play it, and I win (9/10).
>>543552371You're doing yourself a disservice. If you keep playing and winning you'll not only eventually hit a wall where murloc paladin is no longer good but your funny homebrew decks will be completely unworkably bad if you decide to switch back.
it's really tleling that the only two decks to come out of this dogshit expansion are both horrendously cancer to play against (lock and mage)
cant wait for murloc fags to disappear
wtf changed to make shaman the king of arena overnight
>>543562157still holding my pally quest waiting for the nerf for my doooost
>>543562157>Cant wait for Murloc fags to dissapear>Cant wait for Questlock fags to dissapear>Cant wait for Diaper fags to dissapear>Cant wait for Protoss fag to dissapearCareful with what you wish for and i can assure you DK is staying being the most obnoxious of the bunch
>>543562157Just put them on snooze
>>543566656its probably not getting nerfedat least we'll get some dust from the lock quest
It always takes a few turns to realize the exodia has already been assembled.Its amazing how a simple tazdingo can turn this matchup into an auto loss into an easy farm
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