Pedo groomer gets raped edition>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1024>How to host 6 players lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightreign official wiki and guides, beginner/advanced tips and trickshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/elden-ring-nightreign/wiki>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/e24o74.jpg>Main Information Documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>543125371
>>543218348I hate this kind of images because they never post the context.
>>5432183953 barring as ironeye is quite embarrassing regardless of context though
>/erg/ queues
revenant
>OHHHHHH, TANCRED, THE DEFILER.....>NOW YOU TOO WILL KNOW PAIN...... AGHHHHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHHGHGHGHGHGHHHH- Zanzibart, the immured
i did it!is /erg/ impressed
>>543218672demon souls and its consequences have been a disaster for video game storytelling
>>543218395You don't need context when it comes to that fat pedophile faggot>>543218672God this game looks like such shit. Who even was this made for
>>543218761good job cutie
Wylder
>>543218761you will be queueing with us now yes?
>>543218921i supp0sei did say i would
GGs Buggos.
>>543218463Unironically trve, someone post the sludge Merchant one vs adel
>>543219061I look like this.Fat ugly old bastard.
>Not used to Revenant's teeny tiny stamina bar for ED bugs>Run out of stamina like a retard and get blasted by GnosterFuck, GG
After buying and selling relics for a few hours I have come to the conclusion that max FP up with 3+ sacred seals is one of the rarest effects in the game, I can't seem to get any half decent relic with it.
>>543219061I look like this
>>543218959You will now be name dropped sexually and added to the list. Congrats anon you’re getting your wish.
>>543218678This definitely falls into the trooner subgenre of “art”
>>543219061go away oji-san
>>543219229>sees funny art>immediately thinks of tranniesweird obsession you have, anon
>>543219142Same here. My absolute best one only has 2 perks which are the 3+ seals and evergaol. It’s still really good, but I would like other stuff too
Dolls
You know how the saying goes. The smaller the miqqy the better the thread.
im a pedophile but im not fat doe
>>543219406impregnating all of them with my elden cum
>finally get the quality duchess relic after hundreds of pulls>it has fucking repeated evasions
>>543219559Is it true that if a boy tries hard enough he can impregnate you with his Elden Cum even if you normally can’t get pregnant?
>>543219406>>543219431I want to light them all on fire
>>543219693yes it's true but I have I have to use a rune arc to activate my great rune first
>>543219095
Erg I have a confession to make... I save-scummed to get my perfect relics...
why are revtroons like this?
>HEH, DON'T WORRY MY HECKIN WHOLESOME TRANS PANSEXUAL MTF E-GIRLFRIEND. I, DEMISEXUAL ENBY QUEER TERF DESTROYER, WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THIS TRANSPHOBIC BIGOT ALT RIGHT FASCIST FIELD BOSS>TAKE THAT YOU FUCKING CHUD INC-WAIT NOOOOOOOO MY SUPER VALID AND EMPOWERING TRANS NEOVAGINA HAVER GIRLFRIEND THE BOSS IS CHEATING THIS ISN'T FAIR!!>HELP ME KAMALA HARRIS I DID MY PART AND GOT VACCINATED I JUST WANTED TO BE A COCONUT BRAT HELP ME-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!
look who woke up early today
you are not 'pa
>>543220047michio pa?
>>543219978
>>543219978you seem... obsessed?
>>543219772oh no no no delete this, we can't have our low B tiers exposed as c tiers like this
>>543219978gremlins ex is seething
>>543219772>>543219095I don't think sludge deserves the bullying anymore. He definitely used to, but now we have much better targets like the fat pedophile and the temu mush/yys duo.>>543219978Kek
>be wylder>holding giant axe that does 300 damage + crit relic>stagger boss>running up to head>duchess zips in (not accidentally from r1 spamming) and takes the riposte with her papercutter>repeatedly does it over the course of the runB L O C K E D
>>543220782It’s better for duchess to get crits she does more damage doing them and you do more damage hitting the boss while she’s critting
>>543220782I miss memritv memes
>>543220838why the fuck would she do more damage?
>>543220838While some daggers have an increased crit modifier, in this context probably not more than how much that wylder would be doing
Enqueue yourself.
>>543221245Get a job
GGs Doggos.
>>543221392why are you working on saturday/sunday?
>>543219372It’s not funny and calling it art is a stretch. You’ll get it when you’re older.
>>543221590GG, smooth as hell.
>>543219696Fuck you the doll did nothing wrong the other two yeah I get it>>543220903They haven’t gone anywhere
>>543221612Because he’s a functioning adult? Thankfully I have the day off at least
>>543221924Plenty of functioning adults don't work weekends while demanding others do the same, y'know.
who did it
>>543221924>functioning adult>works some service/retail job
>>543222248Nothing wrong with service or retail if it pays your bills
>Valiant GargoyleWhy does this jackass have more HP than most nightlords holy fuck
>>543222032Plenty of bums maybe>>543222248You’re very naive to think that
>>543222439You get paid so low while having to deal with so much bullshit and have to do such backbreaking work you may as well get unemployment benefits and get about 75% as much while having all the free time to jerk off or play games or even get a secret cash paid job
>>543222646>Plenty of bums maybeAnon the weekend off work is standard. Most working adults have their weekends off. Surely you know this already, don't you? You had parents, surely? Didn't you ever wonder why they were sitting around at home or going out and doing not-work things on the weekend just like you?
Reminder “elo hell” in depth 2 and 3 doesn’t exist and the damage you’re doing in the those depths with deep relics is like having pre nerf marias on you 24/7>>543220391In my defence it was my first time playing ironeye since I had done the rememberance when the game released and I had zero negation and kept getting hit by lightning. I think my relic set up was stacking death reduces hp stuff too
>>543222872>being anywhere near Adel when he's doing that movedumb bimbo recluse
>biggest knowledge bank just dropped>you niggers are NOT using it
>>543222783>the weekend off work is standardExactly. The real money makers (managers/CEOs/etc.) are the ones turning up for work on the weekend most of the time, but no, I don’t know where you live but it’s not uncommon at all anymore to see people working on at least a Saturday now, much like my parents actually and now me, maybe the weekend off was a given however long ago but not anymore it isn’t.
>watching a "challenge" run>they use CE multiple times such as cheating in itemsHow common is this? Like do you guys do this when you do some sort of challenge run?
>>543223640I would only do it to skip item (as long so it's normally droppable at the point I am in)/rune farming
>>543223640>expecting the slimy middle easterner not to cheat
>>543223798Not expecting anything. I know nigh-nothing of challenge runs. I'm guessing it's the norm as nobody in the twatch chat questioned it that I could see. I will admit it's disappointing, as every challenge run has it's challenges (woah!) but then they just cheat away such challenges. Seems bizarre.
>>543223913This is why ymfah continues to be the best souls tuber
>>543222872It's funny seeing you squirm and make a bunch of excuses every time you get exposed. You're a known liar, no one takes a word you say seriously.>>543220720Hi sludge
>>543223631Listen, speaking as someone who is either working every hour of every day for months on end with no breaks except to eat, shit, wank and sleep or not working at all, there's nothing wrong with just having a standard work week and weekends off. Not everybody has any interest in climbing some corporate ladder or being the CEO of the next biggest thing, some people just want to collect their paycheck and have time off to do the things they actually enjoy. Like queue up on the password 1/3.
>>543224138People have different work schedules
well that was fucked up
>>543224262CorrectAnd many have weekends off
Lmao, that was something
just got destroyed by valiant gargoyle AMA
>>543223601is this freereign
>>543223631idk if you're from asia or something but most normal jobs are 8 hours monday-friday unless you work in a certain industry that needs to be open on weekends. like fast food.
>>543224426>>543224336>>543224284names?
>>543224110Nigger, im not sludge. He used to be an annoying faggot for sure but xhe has gone through a redemption arc and changedUnlike terr, who will stay a cocky insufferable bitch forever
>>543224762I'm dragonirian and I was playing with sneedger and tranimelover
Improved Guard Counter+2 is a 26% dmg increase that is stackableHas anyone tried this?
>>543224903On paper it's effective but in practice it's dogshit
>>543224903Guard counters aren't a thing yet till they add the deflecting hardtear
>>543224669It's the boss arena mod.
>>543224876>dragonirian such a meme people jokingly use his name even herelmao he's too powerful. the argument that got him b& still hasn't been refuted.
>>543224903Never ask a woman her age, a man his salary or a birdjeet how many guard counters he actually gets off against a nightlord
>>543225167>even hereThat's because there's a mentally ill schizo here who's obsessed with him and who also shitposts constantly
>>543224903You're better off getting Phys + 4 instead, even on Guardian.10% more damage on your guard counter, skill, shield reflect, ult, crits, regular hits >>> 26% on a singular move that more often than not you won't be able to spam.
>>543223798>>543225201>>543225292>>543224110Kek true
>>543224138That’s true, I’m mostly joking, there’s nothing wrong with it, but I still stand by it being more often the norm than otherwise, it shouldn’t really be met with surprise if someone does do it at this point.>>543224753Not in my experience, those exist yes but at best you get a Saturday or Sunday off and have to work the other. I live and move between the US and Caribbean as a hotel supervisor and to keep up with my boat chartering side gig so maybe that’s a a European thing idk.
>>543219648>ah yes can't wait to use heavy weapons on the class with the least stamina
>>543225881ok well you work in a particular job that requires that and apparently do an extra job on the side, so that's fine for you but it isn't the norm
>>543225042>>543225045>>543225201>>543225502Unfortunate. Back to the drawing board I suppose. There has to be hidden gold somewhere
>>543226006Fists Duchess is kino.
>>543226006>>543226076For me it's straight swordsSo many have str/dex/int scaling with a fast attack
>>543225881you sound rich. can we marry
>>543226310That also works.
>>543223601>reskinned ds3 boss imported into elden ring>in the fucking pvp arena holy shit you niggers actually paid $40 for this?
>>543226441That's a mod you retarded /v/ tourist
ggs bugs
>>543227053The bug during its charge at you at the end just kept going towards me in the barrier
>>543226441based retard
The fallen leaves tell a story.The great Elden Ring was shattered.In our home, across the fog, the Lands Between.Now, Queen Marika the Eternal is nowhere to be found,and in the Night of the Black Knives, Godwyn the Golden was the first to perish.Soon, Marika's offspring, demigods all, claimed the shards of the Elden Ring.The mad taint of their newfound strength triggered the Shattering.A war from which no lord arose.A war leading to abandonment by the Greater Will.Arise now, ye Tarnished.Ye dead, who yet live.The call of long-lost grace speaks to us all.Hoarah Loux, chieftan of the badlands.The ever-brilliant Goldmask.Fia, the Deathbed Companion.The loathsome Dung Eater.And Sir Gideon Ofnir, the All-knowing.And one other. Whom grace would again bless.A Tarnished of no renown.Cross the fog, to the Lands Between.To stand before the Elden Ring.And become the Elden Lord
ded
>>543229631It’s amazing how pointless and underdeveloped every named character in the intro ended up being
>>543229683no
ggs heolster, smooth run
>>543230105>Ping mine because I need a smithing stone for the gravel seal I got for Heolstor>Not ten seconds after getting the stone a discus of light seal is droppedIt keeps happening
>>543230228Better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it :)
Please post that "forma de..." tier list
>>543226006this.I saw randoms using it, and he's just dodging constantly, dealing zero damage because he knows if he overcommits, he'll get one-shot.
I'm the only one still standing...
>>543230869what depth was that?
>D5 with randoms>no duchessGuess it's finally a game without a cheater>ironeye has cheated perfect relicsOf course
>Ding ding bell is still the best spell until around level 8>It's gotten even better with depths relics due to affinity upWhy is it so good
>>543231018It was when ED Fulghor first released.
>whackin enemy>smackin enemy>proceed to walk forward to attack him, know my attacks will cause them to flinch thus giving me free and ample time to continue hackin them>the boss spawn is directly in front of me, thus causing me to walk into thin air and not be able to close the distanceskill issue i guess
>>543231462those crossbow guys would sit you the fuck down from full in depth 0real boss of the bleed camp
>>543231714Remember I had a run in D2 where both the randos quit but still had a great run and would’ve easily beat the nightlord only for that cunt to come out and one tap me
gg goat
>>543229884>It’s amazing how pointless and underdeveloped every named character in the intro ended up beingyeah. im not a lorefag and dont really care about any of this shit but the only one of these retards that has any gravitas is HL. the rest are just literally who NPCs with some stiff interactions. why the hell are these people in the intro?
>>543232260ggoat
>>543232390>why the hell are these people in the intro?it's an ebin Demon's Souls reference
recluse why didnt pick pick up any dmg passives i dropped for you
>>543232636demon's souls didnt have such an intro
demon's souls is my favorite souls game
>>543232390I’d argue fia is the only one who has a semblance of character development. Horah Loux/Godrfrey/“”””Elden”””” lord is criminally underdeveloped for how good his fight is
>>543229631OooOOohh....
i am going to make and eat oatmeal then i will queue
>zorban is D4 againWhat went so wrong? I thought erg was a carry password
>dex arc build>blood infused weapon(s)>holding hands and being all faggy and kissy with your boyfriend while wearing medium or large armourName a better combo
>>543234207enough people have blocked him that he only gets shitters
>Zero bleed weapons going into ED Adel except my starting +1 katanaAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>543234426The only game I seen part of he had pidf who in the bit I seen rezzed him and ace both like 3 times from 3 bar vs hotdogs. I assume they still lost
>>543234207I havent seen him in a bit maybe he blocked me when I had a routing melty
>>543234545anon adel has the highest bleed resist in the game among the nightlords
>>543234545I’ve beaten adel like 5 or 6 times at D5 at level 10 with blue weapons. He really isn’t threatening
>>543234207Same as sneedterrarian, everyone blocked him.
>d3 adel as executor>swapping to dragon katana to stop chomp when teammates get grabbed>you just know every girl in the room just creamed their pantaloonslads name me one better feelalso DLC fucking WHEN GOOD FUCKING GOD I NEED TO SEE THE NEW NIGHTFARERS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
>>543234824ignoring the one that's immune you mean
>>543234824Anon I'm on executor and I already had a poison weapon (Snake shield) the fuck else am I gonna do? No frostbite found either.>>543234870It's not the danger of Adel (or lack thereof), it's the fact that I am on bleed man and got no bleed the entire match except my starter, it's very sad.
>>543235103>any soviet games?kek
I give up fighting dancer as executor, half her attacks go over your head missing you, or to your side missing you completely so you put your deflect on cooldown and die instantly to followups
>>543236741Just fight her like anybody else would. You've got a roll, a pretty good one at that. In Sekiro they still gave you a dodge with iframes and they expected you to use it.
>>543236741I dodge her. The fire makes it so you die if you fuck up a parry. You kinda can't fuck up dodging in the same way.
>>543236741Dancer is way too risky to attempt a deflect honestly especially in D5 where she's going to guard crush you with a combo.
>>543236943what fire, this isn't ed 3dog
>>543237224she has a moveset you can learn in 30 minutes but the fact that attacks miss you is what makes suncatcher completely uselessmake her model smaller or make suncatcher hitbox larger
q right now
>LibraOh no
gg bug pretty painless run
>>543236741
>>543239075i want to kill myselfalso gg
>>543239075we will not speak of our time against that tibia mariner.
>>543239307>illegally modifying the video game so you can practiceyikes
Duchess and Recluse are too good and are uninteresting as a result. Revenant is weak enough to make things interesting.
>>543239307>$40 >for the same game + sekiro parries
>>543239307
my favorite kind of rnggear for alliesnothing for you
>>543237225You've never fought dancer? She has an ice sword and a fire sword. Its her whole gimmick.
What went wrong?
>>543241537Thats a higher population than my entire oblast.
>TWO REVENANTS
>>543241537Shitters like devil k***ht got filtered by depths
oof good try ytlairei kept getting clipped by random bullshit go. that last time he had the walls down, 5 condemned near me, 3 turrets spinning, and sigils on the ground what the fuck
Good effort Ironeye.
Sorry guys, go hit by madness with a pillar spawning on me.I was so fucking close.
>>543241979>>543242010>>543242065All good.
Why is it that they made Ironeye the only character that can deal with dogshit bosses like ED Libra and ED bugs?
>>543242264It's called "less likely to be targeted", that's not exclusive to ironeye.
>>543242264Wylder for me.
>Can't use my godroll relics because wrong color>Can't use my hoarfrost relic because it white slot is always on right side
>>543242394Wylder has to actually get close and the bugs are full of dead time that Ironeye can turn into a punish with his bow and if he doesn't have less likely to get targeted he's bound to get chased by at least 2 condemned.
>>543242486If you play regularly you should have hundreds of thousands of murk to spend at the bazaar.
>>543242264Recluse and duchess can easily carry vs both as well
>>543242604
>>543242601Wylder sits on the scorpion's ass the entire time. You literally no hit the fight effortlessly even at d5. Scorpion can't hit you or escape you and moth's attacks get blocked by the scorpion.
>>543234207But I'm d5.Maybe you're onto something though, I've won every random d5 game pretty easily, I seem to play better in the random games compared to password games too.>>543234783Unless you're Duowaifu, Trish or the 2 cheaters I don't have you blocked.
>>543236741dancer is honestly a shit boss a lot of her attacks are designed to roll catch you.
>>543242848Really? Her only aids attack is the giga spin, everything else is easy.
>>543242601>Wylder has to actually get closeYour RoA greatbow?
>>543242825>Zorban is farming adel in rando qIt’s so over
>>543242795>Wylder sits on the scorpion's ass the entire time. You literally no hit the fight effortlessly even at d5.Like everyone else and if your teammates both go down for some reason then you have to fight both of them and animus which is pure cancer.
>>543243024>which is pure cancer.Its really simple. You just attack the scorpion and grapple it if it moves away. You can solo it without getting hit so your team going down doesn't matter at all.
>>543243002But the 2 randoms games on stream last night were ED Dogs and Heolstor.
>>543242795Most people aren’t well versed in the strategy of one person attacks the moth and makes it point away while the other two people attack the moths ass strategy even in D5. My last couple of bug games even though I’m by and far the strongest person to be hitting the scorpion and animus, I’ve been left to melee kite the moth
>>543242795>moth's attacks get blocked by the scorpion*Farts poison all over your Scorpion*
>>543242604>Spend hundreds of thousands of murk>End up no better than when you started
Rainy Sunday afternoon q
I swear that every enemy in this game has a move that looks like it could be dodged in a certain way but isn't for no reason.
gg mystery goat
>>543244668comfy boss fight
>>543244668gg goat
>steam achievements for lords of the fallen
>>543244267>banished knight gets low and readies up a helicopter spin
>>543242848In dark souls 3, maybe. I swear her move set is way more limited in nightreign
After several years of running Elden Ring on a toaster I still have no fucking idea whether any of the graphics settings that aren't the render resolution or grass quality actually affect my framerate or not.
>ironeye playerAnnoying faggot spamming pings and underperforming with the best character >Wylder playerDitto but usually less annoying >Duchess player3-barring with the best dodge in the game, taking shit they don't need for a minor passive>Recluse playerForgets they have an S scaling in faith, jobs to nightlord, takes 30 minutes to revive a teammate on one bar>Revenant playerRefuses to equip a strength relic because they think rev is the girlfriend class and they don't have to deal damage>Raider player3-bars trying to trade damage and pops their ultimate just as the boss dies, trapping the reward inside his retard totem>Executor playerWeeb who can't deflect>Guardian player50/50 chance they have the correct autism to memorise seeds. Otherwise fucking idiots
>>543242604I had almost 4 million at some point...
>>543232852Yes it did, I suggest you play the game zoomgroid
>>543232636At least Demon's Souls' intro movie told the player what the fuck is going on.
pretty sure the second time i went down was to retard horse swapping targets mid combo due to revenant having less likely lmfaohe just went zwoop
>>543243256The sour grapes tranny needs xher narrative, don't take xher seriously
GG ED5 FulghorI think I was out of range most of the time with that dragon breath but didn't want to risk getting close since almost every hit was one shot. Also keep forgetting his double swing has different dodge timing if I am behind him. Worked out well enough though.
More like melatonin gummy this guy is asleep at the start of the match, GG
>>543247025LMAOI literally forgot I was in queue and I had to feed my dog + take a shit
>>543246974>i went down because im a shitter and dont know how to dodgefixed it for you
>>543239307>>543239463That's terr, we should add xher to the cheater list desu, literally an unfair advantage over non-cheaters
>>543247220*grabs your crotch*say that again bucko i dare you
which one of you just alt-f4ed for gladius
>>543242264Why are you talking out of your ass? None of the replies agrees with you.
>>543247354I didn't even get into the screen it went from 3/3 to freezing to network error
This game plays 100 times better when you just sit in the boss's face and roll every move. Why did they even bother adding sprinting and jumping?
>>543247354I can't anon I'm sorry, gladius gives me a hyperrealistic panic attack
>it's actually stupid goodwtf
>>543242601Now if only there was a powerful ranged option that scaled with strength... hmmm. Oh well, guess only ironeye is allowed to attack from ranged lol :)
>>543247647>Item description This is the type of loreslop people accuse souls of being
>>543247409I'm not. Kiting the bugs solo is pure cancer and the only way you could clutch Libra in trios is if you have some way of ignoring the condemned mechanic (less likely to be targeted, ranged options, etc.)>None of the replies agrees with you.Irrevelant.>>543247663Good luck trying to shoot your greatarrows when there's an invader up your ass or if the moth is spamming projectiles at you with Faurtis creeping towards you.
>>543234207I've said it so many times by now but most randoms in D5 actually want to win instead of doing meme or experimental builds. And when they pick a character you know exactly what they will go for because you and they know what the best relic setup is for that character. It's important in terms of objective performance and also the mental of the team. At least for me when I look at someone's relics and it's some funny shit I just internally go "haha here we go". Not gonna throw the game but that's already one hit to my mental.
>>543247796>>Item descriptionfun fact:You can't see the item descriptions unless you level up faith / int (radiance being faith, inferno being int)The amount of fth / int you need to see the descriptions varies per item, and it's not shown anywhere. You just need to keep leveling your stats.
/erg/ites will quit on every boss except fulghor and adel and still pretend like they earned that D5 rank
>>543223640It depends on the fanbase. I'm ok with it, people wanna see you beat the game (or games in this case) using a specific weapon, they don't wanna see you spending idk how much time grabbing the weapon every single time.
>>543247832>Good luck trying to shoot your greatarrows when there's an invader up your ass or if the moth is spamming projectiles at you with Faurtis creeping towards you.Sounds like somebody who hasn't tried. You do know you can cancel out of aiming it, right? You get into a good position and if it turned out to be a shit position actually then you cancel out and move until you're in a good position again. You can still hit and run with greatbows, it just requires a bit more forward thinking like "is that jar cannon condemned close enough that he might shoot at me before I can roll?"Take it from somebody who does it all the time, it can be done, and it's fairly effective.
>>543247832I've clutched ED Libra as Wylder 3 times, I think you are just dogshit.
>>543247220You triggered the porn addict troon, xhe is seething hard. Well done.
>>543248363>I've clutched ED Libra as Wylder 3 timesProof? And not from when he has barely any health.
>>543248189They regularly say absolutely retarded things ITT anon.
Silkreign continues
>>543248768
Deranked to tier 3 because it is the comfy tier.
trying to rez us made about as much sense as fighting the hippo in the rain instead of nk
God I hate myself I couldn’t get my buttons right deactivate
>>543249070The hippos would’ve despawned by bame
Don't post that ugly tumblrtroon shart here
>>543249050>>543249070>>543249196nta but the hippo kill was fine it was sure free kill from inside the ring, but there was some questionable res attempts at the end for sure.
>>543223640>>543223913this is the norm not only in souls games but even in fucking pokemon nuzlocke challenges they give themselves infinite rare candies to level their pokemon up to the level capthe challenge is beating the game, not spending hours grinding
>>543248706I'll post later when I'm on my desktop PC.
>>543249373>the challenge isnegated by removing the actual challenge present in the game.
>>543249241Shut up
>>543249528this isn't an mmo grinding is not a 'challenge' but a waste of time
>>543249646so what is this art style call?
>/erg/ is now off-topic webcomics and LotF postsAhahahaha fucking PWtroons cant even stay on topic.
PW stands for "Public Whore" btw
>>543249241Tumblr is better than 4chan and is less tranny than here, since you can't get banned for complaining about them
>>543250187There's no justifiable reason to cheat in a video game. That doesn't mean you can't do it but you need to evolve to the point of being self aware about it and letting go of the copes.
>>543250470why are you brown
>>543250509uh oh!
>>543250021>>543250424Go back
>>543251002this has never worked ever you are yelling at clouds.
gg bugs what a goofy ahh game sorry for jobbing all over the place
>>543250459yes there's a variety of justifiable reasons such as the one i just gave you which is widely agreed to be the norm among a large group of gaymers
>>543251402Did you have a bug bulb on you when you pinged? If so I didn't notice, sorry.
>>543251402that death on the castle roof was most unfortunate
>teammates pick duchess or revenanti know its an insta loss>teammates pick ironeye or reclusei know its an insta win
>>543251489No I didn't even realize I pinged I must have fat fingered it because I was panicking when he roared while I was next to the wall
>>543251717Don't worry more buffs for Ironeye and Recluse are on the way
q up homos
GG Dogs
>>543253227ggman you are really starved for runes when you don't do topside
>>543253227Felt bad for the recluse and the shitty drops, was honestly my reasoning in going for draconic
>>543249021true
what the fuick is going on im in a match rn and my teammates are like immune to damage and half the time the bosses stand still not doing anythingis it lag or hacks
>>543253723I just had the laggiest match against Maris with randos too
I love my daughter-wives!
>>543232390Gideon is a kino character though
>>543253227Bottom 3 team on the password
>>543254820>I am an overweight brown pedophile from bangladesh and this is my post
The daughter-wife jokes would have been stale by now if it wasn't for you, grumpy-chan. Glad you're still around.
>jokes>i'm definitely not a pedophile btw guys it's just a le joke xDi'm reporting every single post of yours to the CIA lil broseph
https://files.catbox.moe/7p7d1g.jpg
>>543253227solo carried by god merchant
ggs mystery ed librasorry for choking at the start, not quite used to the timing of stationary spells like collapsing stars
>>543255808also sent them a link to your steam account, forgot to mention that
>>543255953gg goat thanks for the sceptor and glad I managed to understand terr's mohg fork swap telepathy lmao
>>543218348Based edition. Groomers and chasers are not allowed here.
>>543255953gote is the worst mystery nigga, i ignored so many LLTBT passives
>pedophile groomer>3 bars on ironeye >doesn't know how to stop caligo blizzardwhat a gargantuan failure of a human being
dont post my 'ebms for your schizo shit
https://www.cia.gov/report-informationdon't forget to include xher steam profile so xhe's easier to track down
>>543256407dont care + youre a dsgtroon so you anything you say doesnt matter
>>543256587/dsg/troon*You HAVE to add the slashes, they are VERY important.
>>543221631I think you're just an obsessed schizo if anything
>Gwyndolin>Lothric>Kuro>Miquella>Ranni>RevenantThis has always been a pedo-coded series
>so you anything you say
if you play slopreign you're spiritually brown
how much FP and how many shots is stars of ruin? can a recluse with an off-hand FP restoration on hit + 3 just keep shooting?
>>543257565You only gain FP from physical attacks (Including weapon arts)
>>543257056you fuck you bloody I fuck you say you! bastard bitch
>>543257472>>543257056we love brown people here, I wish I had a brown gf
>>543257798really? I know that works since I've used it for the pizza cutter before, but it doesn't apply to spells?
>>543257056There are white ESL people, and even EFL people make typos.
>>543257056I know you like to live in white countries and use white websites. Being called brown shatters your little LARP that you aren't a shitskin
i don't want to talk about it
>>543257056>this is coming from the illegaly immigrated moroccan who thinks he's dutch just because he has a passport
>>543258696that was exhausting but at least we won
>>543258036+FP works on anything derived from a weapon, so like if you use the deathrite bird greatsword to make ghostflame trails, the ticks from the lingering flames will proc it but not the explosive ghostflame spell which functionally is the exact same thing.
>>543258750actually i am from bangladesh
>>543259034NTA but bangladesh people don't move to the Netherlands it's mostly moroccans and turks and some indonesians
>>543258750
gg maris
gg gimmick
ggs ed marisgame gave me 5 phys negation passives so i didn't even need full hp for most enemies at the endalways did wonder how effective they were
>ed gladius does his "phase 3" attack where he splits into 3, then each of them does a fast run with the last one having a trail nuke>you are at the border of the map(2 sentence horror)no but seriously what do u do in this scenario, because normally u surge sprint to the side to avoid all of this. but when ur at the border, everything is fked
>>543260196ult for immunity
evergaol relic is fucking overrated
>>543256326terr! You're grumpy-chan??I think you're a good player and we should go on a daddy-daughter date.
>>543258750You blew out the /dsg/troonoid's asshole with this one well done
>>543260470thats terrs webm but not his post
>>543256326alright goons. who let ace into d5?
>>543260196Probably nothingIf you can dodge the two charges and you're still at the border then you should just ult to save yourself from the final trail nukeIf you don't have ult you are dead
>>543260598Oh. Ok. *wink wink*.Let's go on daddy-daughter date, anyway, not-terr.
>>543260470nigga most people think you're fuckin weird
>>543260747Whenever you post I see the daddy part and I'm like :) but then I see the daughter part and I'm like :( If you were just daddy instead of actual dad it would be nice.
This isn't real.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ot6j_qqYQaM
>>543260196just stand still and deflect themyou ARE playing executor... right?
>>543261158>If you were just daddy instead of actual dad it would be nice.wdym, anon?
>>543260467It is but what are you gonna swap it with realistically
notice how the pedo groomer never denied the obese allegations#ThatNiggaFatAsFuck
>>5432604675% is 5%. You sound mildly perturbed by this information.
>>543260467It's pure fucking dog shit and always has been. It was completely unnecessary in normal mode. All it did was get you to level 15 with dogshit blues. Now people in depths spend all of day 1 fighting red dragonskin soldier/red beastly brigade and they die over and over so it's just level 1 fighting it. Instead of hitting up some ruins, forts and churches to get to level 4-5 and getting some actual weapons before doing gaols so you can actually do them in a reasonable amount of time. Night Invader is the far superior relic effect and you get better rewards for it.
>>543260928daddy wouldn't be annoying if it wasn't for the autistic screecher taking the bait over and over.
this is how every d5 game goes>both condemned camps, 3-4 invaders>1, at most 2, gaolsthats 26%-38% bonus damage
>>543261962Unfortunately too many of you MORONS insist on doing invaders at level 2Why the fuck can't we treat them like gaols where we at least do one poi. It would make it that much smoother
>>543262174Killing 1 invader brings you from 2-5 and gives you a good weapon.Killing 2 invaders brings you to lvl 6 close to 7, if you killed 2-3 mobs at the invader camp you'll be lvl 7.After that you can just run around killing camps to gather power ups and weapons.#It's 100x better than gaols.
>>543262174invaders are easy to kill (ironeye/recluse are harder because ranged) and you dont have to kill the boss. i fucking cringe when we quickly dispatch an invader then people start fighting the golem or something. unless its an easy/quick boss just get out of there.
>>543256326>>doesn't know how to stop caligo blizzardI don\t know how to stop it either
>haven't played with shifty in over a weekAm I blocked
>>543262462No I know in depths invaders are better than gaols I mean that we should at least do one poi before going to invadersWhen I said gaols in my previous post I meant non depths gaols sorry
that was goodnice ass fuckin' ice block cancel, skorvan
>>543262821why, i have never had a single issue clearing invader POIs at level 2 with erg
GGs GigaCaligo. Lots of silly things happened to me that run. Gotta roll with the punches ya know?
>>543262764shifty and brynhildr are dating and duoing together so you have less chances of getting into their games
>>543262881
>>543262751You run after him when he finishes charging up and doing a big explosion then you ult him with wylder raider ironeye or executor l2
>>543263360I thought you had to ult the crystal to cancel it? You ult caligo?
>>543263568yes, caligo. not the crystal.
enemy timing is impeccable as always
>>543264062it wouldnt be a fromslop game without unavoidable hits on wakeup
>>543264062Upgrade your shield
>>543219978Kino.
1/3 in over 10 min.wtf
>>543264254name so i can unblock you?
Damn sorry bros I couldn't outrun the gaynado
>>543264231i got rid of it for more ranged damage not long after that>morgott throws daggers behind himyou cheeky little bitch fuck you
>>543264254You'll eventually get him lol
>>543264392Niggereign
>>543264395my last down was rather unlucky, got hit by lightning right as i got upyou'd just used your ult so i figured it was overgood try though
>>543264254im abt to queue, d5 :3
>skorvan killing himself with seppuku*makes fun of u*
>>543264395>>543264586how did we not find any godslayer incantationsalso tilted adel just does his jaw snap aoe the second we get up and are immediately downed again, felt illegal
shifty you retarded fucking faggot YOU PINNED THE INVADER CAMP
>>543264823No i pinged the camp then the ruins, you know level up first
This dude's story (Paladin Isaac) is fucking brutal>Him and his brother are devout followers of Orius (the sun god) and members of the Hallowed Knights>Brother abandons his post during an invasion and lets a bunch of people get murdered by demons>His brother gets executed by the knights as punishment>Either as punishment or something else, Isaac gets chosen to be a lampbearer>Lampbearers have the duty of going around the kingdom and cleansing the beacons that prevent the demon god from coming back (this is what you do in game)>If you have the lamp, you can't die. The lamp using Umbral magic brings you back to life whenever you die, but you still feel the pain of death>Isaac gets hunted down and murdered over and over by the Lightreaper (you can see his memories in game)>The Lightreaper is some mega monster demon born directly by the demon god>Eventually Isaac loses his faith and surrenders the lamp>The Lightreaper stabs and beheads him right after
>>543265249Reminds me of Gideon
>>543264823*goes to invader camp alone across the map*>AYO GIBS ME DAT*runs across the map for a rise*>*smacks lips* DAS RITE WHITEBOI I WANTS DAT*3 bars to nightlord*>SHIEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTT
>>543265249
You can actually tell pretty easily in 10 first minutes of the game if run is going to be successful with randoms. If people go down absolutely stupidly multiple times, no matter how good gear you get and level 15, it's going to be doomed unless it's something like easy dogs. Only now noticed this pattern. If someone pings invader camp at level 2 confidently and you successfully take it on, you can be pretty sure this game is win. Bad decisionmaking basically starts from the start.
>>543265349Gideon was the best version of based retard.
>>543265394my fucking sides
>>543262821>Duchess turns off enemy AI>Gank night invaderIt's that simple. The only invader POI not worth doing at level 2 is redmane camps. Stop fucking climbing up onto the cliffs. Executor also doesn't really give a shit about condemned camp mobs, they just get status'd to death.The real issue is people not running ult on kills so you can't do this easier. Ult on kill is probably the most impactful relic line in the entire game.
>want to do a new playthrough>will be the first time I do dex>make character from one of my previous ones>immediately jump in>remember how fucking long it takes to do base game and then get into the DLC to get backhand blades which is what I want to try out>lose interestI honestly hate how much padding is in this game it's awful.
>>543263857Well. That explains all the times I thought I'd never make it to the crystal in time to cancel and kept hitting caligo, and my teammates were mad about it.
>>543265656>Ult on kill is probably the most impactful relic line in the entire game.lol
>>543264823>>543265394Bimbo Shifty!
>>543265885Okay maybe not for Raider you pedant
>>543266010Shut the fuck up and get back in >>>/co/ntainment maggot
>>543266202based /co/ bro out of his board again.Someone was trying to impersonate you again yesterday broski.
Pepe you fucking spastic, when i ping a camp and then an invader ruin it means do the easier camp first and level up
>>543265527Honestly as recluse I decide the fate of runs. Whether a run will be easy or hard purely depends on how stacked I get, the confidence that my output put on the team is contagious. If one person goes down and that person isn’t me then I know the other guy isn’t going into a mental spiral because I’m there.
who invited the dragonirian schizo
>>543266202You need to go back. Your skin is too thin.
>>543266451Please forgive Pepe, he doesn’t know how to dodge yet
>>543266573who the fuck?
>immediately repliesyou just can't make this up lmfao
>>543266617>>543266378See >>543266202
>>543266645Some russian guy from /v/ that tries to convince anons he doesn't post here. He yells at everyone to leave the thread randomly sometimes.
>>543266617piss off troon chaser this isn't /trash/ where you can freely ERP
>>543266645>>543266907don't reply to yourself
>>543266907Its not random this time. Someone baited him using the danteV name in another thread right before he started talking off topic about lords of the fallen.
>>543267246>>543266980
ggtried jumping heolstor's nuke and failed. I was told it was more consistent. Is it not?
GGs Heolstor. Demon Plating went crazy that run.
>>543266458>Honestly as recluse I decide the fate of runs. Whether a run will be easy or hard purely depends on how stacked I get, the confidence that my output put on the team is contagious. If one person goes down and that person isn’t me then I know the other guy isn’t going into a mental spiral because I’m there.This is true, kinda similar with Revenant but less with her. Seeing recluse take 1/4 bosses health off with moon, you just feel good.
>>543267391ive never bothered jumping it. i just look at the beam of light in the middle and when it begins to widen thats about when i roll
making homemade hamburgers since I'm not in a rush anymore to spend my free time on the depths rank grind
I had weird game yesterday. Revenant in team searched and dropped me continuously items and if you ignored her and did your thing and rushed too much, the player lagged little behind and it felt like he/she is "sad". I noticed this and kept dropping items too for her/him and played all around in friendly way. We beat the boss, raider in team noticed it too and dropped her shards too. It felt like a little friendly kid trying to try to help but getting sad if you just a play and be "no fren". It just felt wholesome in brutal world of Nightreign bastards.
>>543269059that's pretty sweet lmao
>>543269059LOL
bg go fuck yourself shittycuck
we won I guess
>Ancient heroes of hide and seekThere's no way these three chucklefucks are actually worth the time to kill, right?
>>543269498really? other than that invader ruin debacle it went ok, we wondont know why you ran off solo for the rest of day 1 solo in the crater pepe but whatever
>>543269891I avoid them and Runebears because everyone always pulls both bears.
>>543269736i think my favorite part of that run (besides the obvious) was 2 count them 2 separate times my runes were stuck in an enemy that was embedded in the ground and could not be locked onto. the first time at the invader camp it was a flower you couldnt even see. could only see the yellow glow of the runes. at that same time someone led the dragon into the invaders.
>>543269059playing with a nice player who gets you is comfy, meeting one is what made me want to play more back when queueing depths felt extra stressful.
I had a run yesterday where our Executor kept running off on his own. We basically didn't see him the entire game. We went into night 3 barely hitting level 12 and lost
>>543269937its fine its just bantz and i embraced it after my initial triggering. yeah i decided to throw day 1 in the volcano looting items and shit. never ever thrown before. only you could trigger me like that. like you said we won because the game is free anyway half the time
>>543269978Shit happens with these Todd Howard video games.
>>543269041idc
>>543261479are u retarded?
>>543270187>only you could trigger me like thatits in the their name"Shifty"
>>543270187at least you got some decent loot from it, although getting the golden order greatsword for fulghor is a classic
>>543270287You're implying I don't already have night invader equipped? Are you retarded?
>>543270187Based pepe counter griefing xhe shiftytroon
>>543270392I like the second meaning "Distinguished by frequent changes in direction." sums up my routing rather nicely
>>543270458>although getting the golden order greatsword for fulghor is a classicyeah i was kekking at that. i also found the eclipse shotel. of course its holy weapons during fulghor. me using the golden order greatsword on him wasnt even just me shitposting i didnt have anything else anyway
>>543265791the first hour of setup is comfy. calm down. if you really want you can just run into stormveil castle with a club and small shield parry and rape everything and then use the renalla rape build and just collect your flaskslop on the way there instead of doing a 3 hour lands between tour
>>543270461dont put words into my mouth troglodyte. u can easily fill up the slots with character related stuff + dmg boosting stuff, it heavily depends on the character. unless u happen to have ce'd godrolls with evergaol in it. night invader is clearly superior.now drop the name so i can add it to my list
>>543270823oh btw i did check the merchant for a lightning weapon but only had an incant, i was glad though actually i wanted an excuse to use the golden order greatsword
>>543270962I wouldn't put words in 'ur' mouth if you didn't speak like the subhuman you are. Please keep your room temperature IQ thoughts to yourself.
>>543271286ng@ u type like ace. shouldve figured
>>543269993That's so cute! I hope you enjoy your time with your special person.
Holding hands with every /erg/ femanon
>>543271575>>543271642Refer to >>543266202
>>543271734Whats going on in /co/ you want us to see?
>I stop posting>the general gets even worsePottery.
that fucking dog bit me, put it down
GGs Hotdogs.
>>543269993Boys only want one thing and that’s a girl holding their hand and saying “it’s okay”
>>543265394Who made this post? I dont want to risk ever landing them in one of my games.
>>543273016It's me, Erotony
>>543255931bro is dogshit but good joke
>>543274203Name for comparison
>>543261158kys cardboardtrooncake
>>543226441You triggered them here>>543229884>>543232390>>543232636>>543233048>>543233315All true. Absolute disappointment and massive waste of potential. Oh well…
>>543274457terr
ggs. ez caligo
>>543235736what?>>543240375true>>543241537>loses virtually all of its playerbase in a matter of monthsgrim
>>543241637I know you're probably joking but that's funny
>>543266070completely dead line in nightlord fights
>>543273016Why? It's fairly accurate to what xhe shiftytroon does. Who's to say he's not actually a black gorilla nigger?
>>543247796and they would be correct in doing that still>>543248768>>543248931lovely trans posts >>543250337>>543250398both true>>543250424yeah because nobody uses that shithole in 2025 lmao
>>543255651You owned him here.>>543255812*vomits*>>543256642Not doing that.
>>543276142Factually incorrect for ED Libra
>>543265249It's fine we carry on Isaac's journey and behead the lightreaper faggot (shit boss btw)
>>543255463 (Me)Oops this was also meant for >>543276285 >>543276286 >>543274563 >>543271575>>543269993>>543267246 and >>543273016
>>543276452>ONE boss out of 15kek
>>543261395>>543261158strange posts>>543258162those are a rarity on this website sadly>>543260470we’ve known that’s the dsgtroon for weeks now yes
>>543257472truth.>>543258031brown women maybe the men need a bullet.
tide stop fuking moving when i revive you
negation-sama doko...dragon too stronk
>>543275941Dont be stupid. I explained the graph I posted, which directly counters the graph I was replying to. Cope and seethe.
>>543267246>>543266907I’m pretty sure you’re mixing up two entirely different people
>>543269041Don’t blogpost here. Thank you.>>543270195Todd Howard had zero involvement with this.
>>543277143>Todd Howard had zero involvement with this.prove it
>>543269993>>543271575>>543271642>>543272852No such thing has happened or ever will happen
Using Sister Friede skin with Dormant Reapers!
Autistic screeching, yelling tranny this and pedo that, is a newfag self report. Oldfags don't get triggered, and are unironically only on 4chan for the lulz.
>>543277138don't bother trying to talk sense into the dragonirian schizo, xhe is completely mindbroken
>>543256950trvke which killed the terrjeet
>>543256770>I thinkI sincerely doubt that’s the case going off your posts.
Cursed game
>>543272852yeah
>>543277618crucible knight sama I'm already kneeling
>>543276846Don't side with the child predator thanks
>>543250509You triggered xhim here well done
how is godrick's frame 1 storm stomp/storm assault attack balanced
3 invaders, 2 gaols, crater shifting earth, legendary weapon, all of it for regular ass gnoster. what a mistake
gg easy d5 bugs I've ever done
>>543277982easiest goddamn I should sleep more
>>543277843Xhister, you ARE playing a ranged class right? You aren't playing a less efficient melee class that needs to wait for openings are you?
>>543277843Its godrick. He only does it if you aren't posture breaking him constantly so you should posture break him constantly. I don't think I've seen his moveset in NR in weeks.
>>543278285>ignores the question>pretends you can posture break on demand
>>543278535The question wasn't ignored though. The move is balanced by the gameplay never allowing him to do the move. Do you not play nightreign?
>>543277843Because it's reactable and you can punish it with 2 charged attacks.
>>543278274Do you look like this? If so, when can we expect to see you on BLACKED.com?
>>543278993do you know what frame 1 means
>>543279148Wait, you think Godrick has a 1 frame move?
>>543277558Posts about matches I wasn't in and Erping about tranny pedo stuff and unironic LORDS OF THE FALLEN posting aren't giving me any "lulz".t primordial pre-/vg/ dark souls generalfag
>>543279083Yah, I'm a green eyed silver haired kemonomimi irl.t. terr
>>543279381Watch out you're gonna trigger xher
q up
>>543279257No, because he's stupid and needs to stay in Godrick's face 24/7 and started with Nightreign.
>>543278285you can't reliably posture break in NR, enemy stance is very high because of 3 players and unless they're also running stance break stuff you're going to have a hard time stance breaking. Like if your teammates are a ironeye plinking the boss with arrows that deal 0 stance damage and a recluse plinking the boss with pebbles that deal 0 stance damage how are you supposed to break his stance?
>SAAR DONT EAT MY CURRY SAAR YOU BLOODY BENCHOD BASTARD *shits on the floor*
>>543279537you are a confirmed swarthoid terrjeet
>>543279083When can we expect you back in Mumbai dsgtroon?>>543279381Truth
Attacks I can’t dodge consistently >Stone golems staff spam and full extension staff slam>Raider invaders attacks in general>Dogs chain swing at close range>Dogs exploding combo when it land ontop of you>Death rites flames when it slams it jumps towards you and slams it weapon>Adel when it just runs towards you and bites the air with insane tracking>Bugs joined when they lunge and spam magic at you>Gargoyles twin blade phase in general>Fallingstars beast stone throwing attacks>Magma wyrms lunge>Draconic follow-up lunge to the dragging lightning across the ground>Dancers forward poke>Nameless kings lightning strike>Fulghors ground sword if you fail the lightning check>ED Maris ground laser>Caligos forward breath when it has zero windup>ED caligos tails swipe follow-up crystalsAnd I think that’s it, please be patient if I die to any of them
032even doe big black kino is /erg/ culture
>>543277409If your defence is that everything you've said has been a complete nosnequitor with no bearing on anything I've said, then sure I accept. Weird defence though.
>>543279732I look like that, use that, and also name myself like that.
>>543280896I'll make fun of you but always pick you up.
>>543281897Ironic considering nothing you’ve shown disproves what the other guy showed. Keep up the cope though.
>>543282096TOOOOOOOT
>>543280896The best way to fight dogs is to either block their attacks with a shield or to walk backwards from them then punish the whiff.
>>543282549I don't remember the last time I struggled against dogs since I started walking away from them and I've been doing it for several years now.
fuck man, nice try
>>543282959yeah. thought we had him for sure. it can end fast
nt nameless king. Idk why we had so little damage that game, quality duchess is maybe bad
>>543279381That's because you're weak. Low test no grit complainer. One of many filtered by this site. Embarrassing.
>>543282959>>543283052I love dodging one sigil into other offscreen sigil
damn Pepe, I could've use one of those negations at full HP
>>543283070I'm not a good enough player for a no castle expedition
>>543283216>no castle expedition????? did you retards not go to the castle the whole game wtf
>>543283332We did basement
>>543277558Something along these lines should be in the sticky.
>>543283158>STOP COMPLAINING THAT I'M A CANCEROUS TUMOR!
why are some retards are hell-bent on ignoring crater and noklateo
>>543283843Pathetic and weak.
>>543283895to make you mad
i am queueing
>>543283386you're supposed to do the whole castle on day 2>>543283895>some retardsthere is only one person here who does this
>>543283978Copes. Plain and clear copes.
>>543284762nah too many people here try and squeeze in a camp or a boss instead of hopping on the closest bird and heading straight for nokeven 1 camp means that you're skipping black knife assassin/weapon dupe but people don't realize it, you can never have too much time with nok since there's hippo/royal knight on the outskirts too
>>543283895shifting earths are crutches for bad players. if you're 9999 and did shifting earths at any point then you can't own your rating, you cheated.
>>543284314well it's working>>543284762i didn't mean here, it's shit i keep seeing in random matches>me recluse, raider and another recluese>first day goes well, it's smooth sailing>second day recluse pings a nearby gaol, sure we can do it quick>after that i ping the crater church, other recluse ignores it, raider for some reason follows the other recluse>solo the first half of the crater by myself while the two of them keep fucking around and getting downed somewhere>eventually raider joins at the third prelate after it's half dead and the monks gone too>ended up duoing the lizard and kill him just in time to get the forge>other recluse gets buttmad and tries to throw the game by standing still and getting downed deliberately>still won
>>543285337anon the game forces you to do the mechanic since the ring always closes on it
>>543285147i mean i've only gotten nok like twice so far and both times we immediately headed straight to it so it seems you just got paired up with shit playersjust ping spam the bird or something idk
>>543285593if you've only gotten it twice then you haven't played enough casual
>>543277618This
>fag busts out proxy reports after his asshole blown out >tranny jannies leave everything else untouchedBeyond parody
GGs Heolstor. First time in a while I never even had a purple/red staff drop on Recluse.
>>543286062What's this schizo crying about now
wraiths while walking needs the rykards rancor treatment i cant fucking see shit
>>543286062You triggered the troon instantly well done
>>543286062lol wut
occasionally enemies would roll around on skatesthe BBH in the basement was frightening
>>543286062too busy gorging on hot pockets pls understand
q'ing d4-5, waiting for precisely 3 mins, this dead tranny general isn't wasting my time
are the servers shitting themselves today or what's going on?i've never had so many laggy games in one day
>>543286062probably the /dsg/troon xhe always does that with stuff that makes xher cry
>>543286439Yeah it was ok on caligo but half the game I couldn’t see enemies attacking until 0.1s before they started
BRRRRRRRRRRR>>543286439
remember /dsg/
>>543286862So true
>>543286862>praise the son
>>543277615goddamn blew his faggot asshole out here job well done
gg heolstor
>>543286667>>543286862dat delta
gg heolstor. I still can't get the nuke timing right, relying on bubbles.
>Rando Rev throws the game by pushing the button on boss doors and dying constantlyI knew what I was doing when I started playing solos.
>>543288441dodge when you see the flash, its the same as the 3dog nuke. Its slightly later if your really far away.
>>543288441What attack/weapon on the right is that
>>543288748looks like lightning spear to me.https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Lightning+Spear
PEPE KWABOTY IM SORRY I WAS GETTING A DRINK AND DIDNT SWAP TO MY FIRE ON STARTER WEP SETUP SORRY IF IT'S ED
>>543290038cute
>>543290038I won't a D5 game with empty relics the other day. You'll be ok! Maybe. IDK.
>I won't a D5 game with empty relics the other day. You'll be ok! Maybe. IDK.
>won't surprise surprise the pedophile is some ESL swarthoid from the turd world
GG ED AugurSad run to be ED when we had such great equipment.Was he bugged? His balls never shot the lasers.
the scaly misbegotten with that large greataxe is the hardest fucking mob in the game to roll or deflect
GGs GigaJellyfish.>>543291129He was shooting the lasers on my end for sure lol. But we were also quick to destroy them so idk.
>>543288843kinda sucks that the lightning spears in ER don't have the close-range dmg bonus they had in DS3
gg libraalways disappointed when it's not ED
>>543218348What a weird edition this is.
finally... other d3bro we made it out of da 'hoodi WILL invade your erg queues now
>death build up>zero fp>repeated evasion curseWas I drunk and changed my relics to absolute dogshit for some reason
>>543291464where 2nd guy
>>543291562>Shorter queue timesCan't wait
>>543291325that image is freaking me out man
what passives and are there any relic lines outside of physical attack up that will increase great bow rain of arrow damage? attack at full health, does range damage up affect rain of arrows for GB? I assume skill damage affects it.
>>543291479Why?
>>543291681Am I not enough?
>>543291681god merchant counts as 2 people
>>543292102sorryi m restarted i meant 3rd guy. did he quit or dc or >>543292119tsmt
>>543291562Are you the guy that complained about being stuck at d3 and I recommended you pick Ironeye? If so, then I told you... Just pick the OP characters lol.
>>543292327i think so yeahim not even good at the guy he just kinda does too much
>>543277615>>543287692stop thinking about trannies every second and maybe get a job? y'know do something productive with your life
>>543229631ELDEN KINO
>>543241537Quite frankly this sort of game was never going to retain that much of an audience. Most people play Souls games for the single player, not the half-baked multiplayer so when your game is nothing BUT that with little variation in the gameplay or reward structure, people are gonna burn out quicklyAnd yet somehow Miyazaki thinks he can make a Souls Tarkov exclusively for Switch 2. This company is heading down a dark path, man
leave libra to me
tide where did you get all that dragonwound grease kek
gg stomp, kinda sad it wasnt EDfighting Godskin duo as a night 2 boss after doing them as red enemies in a gaol at lvl 7 is kinda a jokerev I really wish u woulda pinged that seal that had bloodflame blade on it early im glad I scavenged after u picked seals
>>543293934we stopped by a town to the west bruv
>>543293326This. Stop thinking about trannies and start fucking them. Like a real man.
>>543293326Dial 8 freak you lost hard
>watching gdq because slopreign is on>streamerfags went 2-3 bars to NON-depths everdark gladiusno wonder they all stopped playing when depths dropped, these guys are fucking dogshit.
why is nyo one streaming runs
>>543293326you killed our gennie so we killed your game trooner
>>543293781Couldn’t have said it better. Elden Ring has inflated and warped their sense of expectation and understanding of success and failure. You could say that they’re always going to have piggies that make sure they never fail but there’s a limit to even that at a certain point.
did shondo already play elden wing?
holy shit ed bugs on depths is fucking cancer
>>543295558>Resubscribe
I can't believe I fell for fartis's keep winding up for 10 sec then slam attack
gg adel
>>543296195yeah, i really need to do that.
normal dog is scarier than ed dog cuz i don't know what the hell he's doing half the timei also missed an invader camp on my routing of the hidden map 'cause i thought it was that fort just beside the castle but the two invader camps were on the assend opposite corners of the map from one anothermadge
>>543294839This. We need more streamers.
>>543297586Sisters stopped that after they realized what they were doing.
>>543297586Yall would just end up bullying them though.
>>543295558>randomizer>can't snipe and rape xhe pedotroon vtumorle sigh
>>543297880massive trvke
wheres my erg girlfriend
>>543298571even doe you're MY /erg/ girlfriend
sorry about all the downs during that I couldnt see shit when aiming and the wraiths kept exploding lmaoggthe ping-off was funny :DDDD
>>543298571right here *turns on a blowtorch and slowly scorches the skin off your face*
GG ED AugurWas hoping for regular with how geared up I was. Was a pretty fast fight.
>>543298571They're all taken anon.
>>543298701it's ok tide I kinda just expect you to go down at this point
maybe im going fucking schizo mode over here but im starting to suspect theres a way to cheat online that doesn't involve relic cheatingthere's some fuckery going on like bosses taking 8k damage instantly or being frozen out and literally not acting for 10+ seconds while people attack themit could be just lag + shit netcode but i'm starting to noooooooootice patterns
>>543298032But we don't bully Zorban, why would we bully anyone else?
>>543298846<3 lov u schizoanon
>>543298854this + Spirit never getting hit by anything that matters despite obviously standing in it / rolling late
>>543298810yeah, taken by me
>>543298854Lag switches are a thing. PE shuffling is easier.
>>543298902Zorban is bullied every time he streams. Thankfully there are people who like him to balance it out.
when's the next terr-list coming out? it's been a while.
>>543298571Ask gremlin or mush how to get one
duotroon xisters...why are we so bad?
>>543299598based Gladius aura farming our clowngirls.
>>543299598Mush and Monica together? The drama.
>>543299598>you now remember that time mushjeet lost a non depths ED libra run where everyone had mohg spear
>>543299598monica's a cute name, shame that tranny chose it
>>543299598The eye is judging you
ggs horse
>>543300437FLYING DOG
Basement red wolf? Hardest boss in the game
GG horse, thx for the support duchess, didn't have great RNG this run
>>543299839oh no no no PFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>>543299853>german name>mentally ill troon with a festering axewound >is actually australian quite unexpected
>>543300516unironically, motherfucker won't stay still for a second
>>543299839>>543300659how the fuck do you guys remember stuff like this and even have an image saved up of such event rofl
>>543300783free rent
>>543300516*teleports behind u*
>>543300783autistic hyperfixation
>>543300783>savedRetarded newfag doesn't know about archives
good morning erg!!
>>543301264good night erg.
>>543301264morn
>>543301264>>543301437slut
>>543301184how did you know what words to search in the archive to find the picture
>>543300783I'm glad I don't play with these weirdos desu>>543301264good morning slutposterinb4 trannison replying to this post with that image of rya with self-harm scars
>>543301264morning friend and/or daughter-wife
>>543301774Use your braincells and you'll figure it out
>>543301439>>543301437>>543301786
>>543302197LoreFAGGOTS! What would Rya's new recusant manor be like? For real?
gg dragon that felt like an early day run
>>543302370>What would Rya's new recusant manor be like? For real?Chuck E. Cheese version of pvp.
tfw I've been purposely been downing to bosses I was confident in soloing right after Wylder/Ironeye/Rev/Recluse players use their ults (rev ult wears off) just to stress test them for like a month now and people still think I just down cause bad lmfao
>>543303036All is forgiven my son
redeem the stream zorbjeet
>>543303036heh..
>>54330336020 minutes
>>543303446why doesn't he pull his pants up
>>543303563Enjoy your bating sesh
>>543303694More a SATS sesh
>>543303646he's a real nigga (the white boy from the 'you alright whiteboy' meme) so he sags his pants yuhh what a baller
>>543303758You're doing school shit?
>>543303856Not quite
>>543303856anon zorban let slip on stream that he's a groomerjeet so he has to grade schoolgirl's little tests
>>543304006Zorban is a teacher?
>>543304068spreading the ways ofthe faith greatbow guardianon that note I for the first time in 650 hours saw Erdtree GREATBOW on a village merchant but I couldnt pick it up since it was 42000 I was devestated, it even had RoA and Holy dmg%
>>543304006Never thought I'd be jealous of Zorban.
>>543298706Finally, some kino!>>543297586Shut your faggot ass up.>>543299112You wish.
>>543304332This explains why you're so good at dealing with the retards here
>>543301264>>543301437>>543302197Have some respect and don’t post my wife in this shithole. Thank you.
>>543304386weird pedophile
shit wylder
>>543304392gee gee
>>543302370A very similar style to her uncle Messmer's place, unknowingly.
Im about to blast some Electric Callboy and get drunk while losing all my Depths pts https://youtu.be/BiP0FpY88E4?si=0i1PyxIcoz3cuh9J
dogshit exejeet
>>543303646he’s handsome and attractive and white he knows what the girlies want>>543303758what an embarrassing thing to admit to>>543303784>yuhhback in >>>/co/ntainment
>>543304386I love ZR
>>543304881Who asked?
>>543304006They’re allowed to do that in Pakistan so it makes sense
>>543305182Nobody, this thread is a toilet for random nonsense. At least I didn't try to post LotF lore lol
gg adelsomehow made it to 15sorry about the missed res i have no idea what the katana's moveset it
>>543222535Rough breeding sex with Sakura.>>543229683Yup.
>>543305415I hand in my erg resignation slip after that day two
>>543305620nigga got carried by a steam tourist LOOOOOOL
School is now in session, pls q don't make me play the random roulette. https://www.twitch.tv/zorban13
>>543304881based, I want to get drunk but I'll be busy tomorrow morning
>>543304656Why are you always insulting your teammates?
night comet shits damage wtf
>>543306461I TRIIIED SOOO HAAAARDBUT IN THE EEEENDIT DOESN'T EVEN MAAATTERRRRRR
Just started Dark Souls 3 for the first time. Is it okay to talk about other Fromsoft games here? I checked the catalog and couldn't find a general for the others.
>>543306834NO! YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED!>>543305269It most definitely isn't you stupid faggot
Yys, shut up and kys loser.
>>543306651you had a twiggy for this right?
>>543233424don’t blogpost with images of my concubine >>543241637not that that’s saying anything
>>543306981It absolutely is:>>543218672>>543219061>>543219195>>543221245>>543244858>>543247025>>543247206
>>543306834Yes you are not to worry you are perfectly allowed to here wannabe jannies can’t stop you>>543304881>>543305909Shut your ass up drunkard
>>543306981>>543307535continued>>543247647>>543247949>>543248768>>543248931>>543258750>>543260747>>543307654Fromsoft ARPGs are welcome here. Lords of the Fallen is not.
What is the best kind of practice to get good at depths mode so ergies can't whine at my performance? Should I do colosseum in the base game until I get good at dodging everything?
>>543307792You just play with /erg/.
>>543307792>>543214201do the needful and redeem the training saar
>>543307769>>543306981>>543307535Continued further. Thread's a fucking toilet full of bloodsoaked cancer diarrhea. >>543261395>>543264395>>543264254>>543265249>>543265460>>543269041>>543277558
>>543252184Did that really happen…?
>>543307950>>543307769>>543307535You need help. Seriously.
>>543308030No, you faggots need to hold yourselves to better standards.
>>543307535the last two are clearly responding to something that makes sense to those who played that match>>543307176i did yes, piqf dropped one for whomever. i decided to try and make it to the third rise just to get some more FP but it started the BIG DAMAGE ticks right at the seal-less gate.Didn't even need more fp. I had 10? FP rocks. d5 Heolstor died in liek 2 minutes.
>>543308098Kill yourself faggot
>>543290526Goddamn what a stud
>>543308117>the last two are clearly responding to something that makes sense to those who played that matchRight, so absolute objective thread spam cancer that's only relevant to TWO other people who read /erg/. IT'd be here all day if I listed all the GGposts. They're all cancer./erg/ is a toilet, you are the turds
>>543286439Another practice solo carry
>>543308331oh you're just a retardnevermind then, please don't continue but i cannot stop you.
>>543298151>>543295558God I want to breed them so bad…
>>543307994old ass copy pasta, real life is boring and way more gross, pajeets will simply dump bodies in their holy rivers and then bathe in the same river like just down the stream, no ancient evil gods fester within visiting outsiders unaccustomed to the filth, only good old disgusting diseases
>>543292119he's dogshit thoughbeit
>>543308331You might be new (pretending to be new) to general threads so I'll clue you in.When a thread hits bump limit and starts falling toward page 10 we make new bread (this means thread) and link it to this one. When that new thread hits auto-sage (automatic sage (pronounced sah gey)) we make new bread. There is no limited space for thread spam to really amount to anything but a bump. What you are encountering are bump monkeys. Threads that are really successful eventually get dedicated bumpers that will bump a thread at all times of the day so we stay on page 1 (very good optics to build our fanbase). They are very similar to a janitor but not affiliated with the website, think of them as thread superfans. We don't compensate them for doing this, its for the love of the game and thread.
>>543308791>UHH AKSHULLY POSTING WEBCOMINC ABOUT SILKSONG IS ON TOPIC AND THREAD MONKEY BUMPERINOS BRO!Anon, I've been on 4chan since before /vg/ even started. What I'm noticing is cancerous /soc/ nonsense that is active thread cancer and pollution.
>>543308931It's a nightreign and silksong crossover though
>>543308931We all see it, and no one ever really cares or knows how to bant back. Pretending to be really upset about what happens all the time isn't the aha strategy you think it is.
>>543309020No it's not. It's just offtopic nonsense. Every single time you post it I try to look for the Nightreign-ness in it. It's nothing. It's trash.
thought we had that. Good try.
sowwie.. fire bow barely broke armor at all despite hitting her a million time
What's the point of full damage negation vs ed caligobitch just gives you frostbite wherever you are and you lose it
I feel like playing Ironeye and threebarring to the nightlord today.
>>543252184>>543307994India seems like the perfect place to be a serial killer also lmao jeets are so gross even the vultures don't want to eat them
>>543309029>Pretending to be really upsetlol I'm not pretending and I'm not really upset.
>>543309112Drown them out with lore talk. I guarantee you it will make an off topic shitposter seethe seeing good lore posting.
>>543309163I'm just dumb dw about it>>543309179yes! join the club!
>>543309179sit at max range and do 19 damage an arrow
>>543309163technically you can stop her from doing the frostbite. It's just really hard.
spoopy
>>543309275Yeah but you see: If they weren't cancering the fuckin' thread right the fuck up...There'd be people other than you or I ALREADY lorefagging right fucking now. But because the cliquetumors are polluting the thread nonstop, such people enter and then get repelled by the cancerous shit littered throughout the thread.
>>543309734leave, literally nobody would miss you
>>543309734false flag confirmed.
>>543309112It's a running comic, hornet washed up on the roundtable hold and joined the nightfarers it is shown in previous pages
>>543309869>Nobody would miss youSee? You're acting like this is a group of friends and not a GENERAL DISCUSSION THREAD FOR ELDEN RING.
>>543309969He probably means anons false flagger kun
gg ed librathink i got teleported at one point
>>543309918Nothing you've posted so far has been Nightreign related. Stop fucking posting it. >Anime girl humanized HornetIt's -beyond- cringe. >>543310014>false flagWhich flag did I raise exactly?
>>543309918Then it's just Silksong slop after it and nothing NR related.
>>543310115gg's goat
>>543310125concern trolling is a thing we all know about pretend new fren
>>543310436That's not falseflagging you illiterate nigger. And I'm not doing that either. You guys are disgusting retards and are actively ruining the Elden Ring General. FACTACT
>>543310535Wanna talk about lore then? Gameplay? Metastrats? Each time you choose to complain instead of post about the game you re-enforce the notion that you are a false flagger.
>>543307934cringe Latinx reference
>>543310647I have many times and I will many times in the future. That has no bearing on the FACTACTThat the level of discussion here is toilet tier.
>>543310291>>543310125But it is nightreign related she's shown interacting with the nightfarers
>>543310743So what class do you play most? I like Wylder.
>>543310938You don't post Nightreign pages. You post dogshit pages.
>It's the whiny Reddit faggot again that contributes nothing but whiny cancer
>>543309275>the thread is being filled with nonsense??? fill it up with more nonsense!!!Genius dumbass.>>543309918Still doesn’t count.
>start alt+f4ing dog >suddenly climbing D5 no problemhmmm
>>543311034You aren't into the lore? I used to be that way until I did rp builds in ER
>>543311029I've made and posted -literally- dozens of webms over the years and I even used to shill my stream here you disgusting trannoid shitsmear.
embarrassing webm
>>543310938Post it in Silksong general instead or keep it to yourself.
>>543311231That's really cool. We have some streamer culture anons here that you might gel well with.
>>543311385Nah, I've peaked at Zorban and his little orbiters. It's max cringe.
i tried doing ed dogs in normal mode for practice but i got hit trying to roll the nuke every damn timeand the flame charges when they spliti had enough negations that i never downed but it didnt feel like a win
>>543311452I'm not asking you to stream for us you'd be embarrassing with your personality, I'm just saying streamer guys are here so you aren't in unwelcome company,
>>543311009>>543311034>>543311347It's a cool and cute crossover there's nothing wrong with itMaybe you should try the game out yourself, it's pretty fun
>>543311231>that dogshit gameplayNo one would be interested in your streams then, or certainly not now, you insufferable reddit faggot. Go shill your garbage elsewhere.
>>543311673But I just told you those people are disgusting retards who make me cringe. Are you even capable of reading/writing English?
>>543311325oh no no no don't say that her NR webms definitely aren't cookie-cutter garbage>>543311673Blew xher asshole the fuck out
>>543311765You don't have to engage with them, most of us don't lol. I'm saying you are welcome here. Kinda weird how most of the shitposting stopped huh?
>>543311713I had plenty of views thanks. >BAD WEBMlol, lmao even people were praising me for posting these webms back when SotE was the new thing soo...>>543311860>Redman in the thumbnail>NRLOL>>543311917>I'm saying you are welcome here.I don't need your permission. I was here before all of you. Literally. The odds of even one person ITT being a pre-/vg/ /dsg/ poster like me are quite low.
>>543311709Go shill somewhere else. You and that TLotF lore guy can just jump off.
>>543312045>I don't need your permission.I know bud.
>zorban is 5th on the nightreign page on twitchwe need to switch to niggerg before it's too late
stop posting slopden ring, this a nightreign general
what triggered sneedterrarian this time?
>>543312067The game crashed the steam store and all steam servers on launch I dont think it needs shilling
Whats up faggots
>>543312712They're shilling the webcomic not the game.
>>543312045> The odds of even one person ITT being a pre-/vg/ /dsg/ poster like me are quite low.I was joining darklord sens fightclubs back in the days
>>543312791Elden ring had some comics didn't it?
flying all the way across the map for libra deal is crazy man its not that worth it
>>543312838Yes official Elden Ring comics that were only about ELDEN RING. This Silktrash thing is probably being shilled by the artist or something equally cringe.
>>543312791I dont care I think it's cute and it combines two games that I like so im gonna post it
>>543312949Bro turn the gun off full auto I'm just asking lol I'm not one of those troonster shitposters.
>>543312367both are slop you cuck>>543312791that’s somehow worse>>543311452truth
>>543312965Go ahead, everybody agrees the thread is a toilet.
>>543312965Are you Maddie? You sound like Maddie
>>543307950>>543308331>>543308931>>543310125>>543310535>>543311231>>543312045>>543311029>>543311325you seem...upset?
>>543313372let him crash out
Why is no one here talking about nightreign
>>543313830GG Miranda Blossom! Thanks for dropping me the Candlestand! I almost 3 barred to Rune Bear teehee, somebody should fuck me in my dirtyboyhole!
gg fun adel
>>543313930gg wandering nobles
>>543313930dude why are you so fucking mad about us playing the videogame together holy shit, you're just being an annoying shitposter atp
Apparently you can get a D3 game if you drop down to 6000???Anyway gg mystery nigga.
>>543314156I don't give a fuck if you play together. I don't need a trio of blogposts every time you end a run. It's fucking cancer.
gg hollow soldiers, almost had us there glad you clutched
BG land squirts, terr jobbed hard
>>543314190>+50
>>543314190Isn't it just dependant on who's in the game or something. If someone's D3 and joins erg you might get D3.
>>543314548doesn't seem fair seeing as I'd lose like 2k points if we lost.
>>543311143I only altf4 if the team composition is bad.
We sent him to the glue factory gg horse
>>543314639yeah its a fucking waste of time and stupid you might as well alt f4 on the character screen
is zorb still an erg streamer or is he too popular now
bg grem, stop 3barring to every encampment you retard
>>543285147I'll always prefer to try to rush a mines or invader camp if we couldn't get it done day one, because both represent a guaranteed damage up (7 or 14% for the invaders or roughly 20% for taking a weapon from blue to purple) and that is always worth missing headless troll or something in nok.
>>543311143alt f4'ing everything besides fulghor is the meta
Can one of you spam in zorban's twitch chat hes playing with racist 4chan incels thanks
>>543315039>haters don't even have the balls to shitpost in his chatpathetic really
>>543315039if you want something done, you gotta do it yourself
>>543315039>>543315323Why would I want you guys to know my twitch acct?
>>543315323mindlessly bitching into the void is easier than actually doing something. niggas here are mentally ill
>>543315039He knows. He helped us with something recently.
>balista rev + greatbow guardiani would lose it if i saw this on my team
>>543315039And that's a good thing
>>543315972That's a bad thing
>>543313930>>543313830>>543314152>>543314245I say this>>543315039That’s like 95 percent of his audience though
>>543315996go back
>>543316626go forward
>>543313830why would I
>>543316795It's our favorite game
>>543316683Chud board, chud site tranny.
>>543316927speak for yourself
>>543316974chud chud, chud chud chud.
>>543317270troon troon troon troon troon loonie troon
>>543304627your wife has sex with tarnished men for runes
>>543317350chud chud chud chud chud chud chud chud chud chud
>>543317431https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_inUax_RTUo
gg bugs
>>543318220gg I still hate mountaintops
>>543318348me too so many useless frost resistsalso nice game ishizaki with the hero of zanzibart spawning inside the staircase and dropping his orb there too
>>543318348I would hate mountaintops but I swear you are guaranteed to get carian regal sceptor from it
>>543318220Why gg? what was g about it?
not my problem (;
alright man
>>543317369She has sex with one man - me and only me
>>543318552>has been
>>543318552boys, they got him
>>543318826bros...our chud made it...this is bullshit i used to stream to only 5 people for 2 years
Sissy
>>543319504what?
>>543318826>that wraff cunts type Talk about narcissism, she's so bad at the game as well, talk about foid privilege.
>>543319761*title
>>543319761sorry that you're a troon I guess
gg mystery jelly that invader camp got a little spicy
>>543319930>implying wraffs audience isn't full of troons, leftists and womenRetard moment
>>543318826We're all gonna make it
>>543319761>>543319112Just like with all things in life this is the order of who has the easiest time vs hardest time. High-value maleHigh-value femaleMedium-value femaleLow-value femaleMedium-value maleLow-value maleValue as a male goes something like Money(Looks + Charisma)Value as a female goes something likeLook(Looks) + humour + personalityExcept the slight difference in the world of streaming for males anyway money matters less and its more about humouring your audience.Now which one are you?
>>543320543I'm not
>>543318826what language is that?
This isn't accurate, right? I played like 40 or 50 games to get to D4 and I haven't seen Heolstor yet, the odds of this happening must be astronomically low. Pretty sure this info is just wrong.
>>543320758Dutch
>>543320935Its almost like randomness is random
>>543321168>randomness is random
>>543320645why not?
>>543321168I mean yeah, I know. But I'm pretty sure this is an complete anomaly, it's probably like literally 0.0001% chance of this happening. I'm gonna do the math, brb.
>>543320935I haven't gotten ED bugs in over 50 games it's just how chance works
>>543320636You guys will talk about anything besides NR
>>543321324I had my chances and I blew them
>>543321639noob
why is /erg/ full of boomers with children my age?
Yes, it's shiftys fault you can't dodge astel, zorbjeet
>>543321395>>543321523Ok it's not as crazy as I thought, I've played 87 games (zamn) and never seen him and the odds of that happening are 0.0155%. I thought it would be something crazier, like lottery odds.
man im bored. what are we even doing here
>>543322208your mom HAHAAHAHAHAHA
Im still waiting for someone to do this >>543315039
>>543322208I'm watching best of the worst
>>543322208i'm watching raora panthera she's so goddamn hot
>>543322287blehhh blehh penis penis weeewewewew whatever bro whatever im fuckin dead bro im dead atp
>>543322096He literally said it was his fault they didn't follow shifty.
>>543322339who
gg libra. kinda panicked a bit at the end, should've aimed the ult better to break the bubble and help with the revive
I don't like Nightreign any more. It's not even fun. whats the fucking point. wheres the DLC and the joy
>>543322572gg I didn't stamina manage at all that fight which lead to obvious consequences
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>>543322391He LiTerAlLy said immediately after "no actually we should be doing big stuff we don't have time etc." streamtroon
>>543322208Nothing. General is dead.>>543281897>>543277014Kill yourself retard you lost. Nice tranny janny proxy reports btw. >>543321536You have no idea how right you are.>>543321942It’s not take your medication.
