>>543216813>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/>exam tourneyhttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Zwcy7KjR3KW9Z32mcmoIol-bb2NTShq9oc25idDbhkg>arts and crafts tourneyhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/16aX8LpawZEfofV0gn-Au2kIrXNYKe8MTp1M8RfmyE18/edit?usp=sharing>registration (until November 6th)https://forms.gle/H9vM46AnCQqFkr4b6>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1GOhEYXLbWSzwdx5XWcGVRb4TH92eZ2Q0duYCqfLjUrM/edit?usp=sharing
WWYD
>>5433264233s looks decent
>>5433264233s chanta or go full Junchan
but I refused to die
>>5433264233p
>>543326423dump the 13s
WWYD, and why
>>543326584>>543326519>>543326826You forgot to read the wall and see you will draw 2s after killing the ryanmen>>543326825Good job, you even got a lucky suji trap after riichi
>>543326197we rolling sisters?
Koito big win
>>543327273I forgot I need future sight when playing this game
>>543327262tough one I prefer 3m, we can see 3 of them so 2m looks good in the wall but I can see the argument for the shanpon to catch kami/shimo trying to sashikomi into toimen thinking that we're tanyao
>>543327553didnt happen
>>5433272623m, 2m hard to use on other players hand
I wish there was a game like mahjong soul but for texas hold'em
>>543328851it's true and the reason why this should be a swapfor whatever reason I didn't swap myself despite knowing that 2m is a better wait>>543327750you're good, spot on. wanted to bring this one up because kami deals in with 9s dora here, but it took me until the log review to really understand why
>>543329883Yeah about that...
>>543329883poker chase?
>>543329883pokobros... we are forgotten
>>543329883crazy you say that
>>543330106>>543330408okay which do i play?
>>543331437poker chase if you want to play with /mjg/ during the maint
>>543331437Poker Chase, you just need to get through the JP interface. It has a web version too I think
Now I'm crumblin'Can't you seeeeeee?
Can’t really jive with a poker game unless it’s real money for some reason
>>543331867okay
My oshi (Japanese) already streamed today what am I supposed to watch now?
>>543331867you can zelle me after you lose
>>543332791https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB0-vG6rSM4
>>543325825zenbu chode eye
>>543333570Tsumo. Enjo kosai
Yagiyui is a whore.
>enjo kosai
evens sessionodds jong0 j/o
>N*n* losing it after dealing in music to my ears
bored af should i play metaphor persona3r e33 or world ends with you neo
>>543335492mahjong?
>>543335508maybe tomorrow
>>543335492>play re fantazio>2hrs in>there's still tutorials
>>543335492>>543335804Do it for Maria, don't disappoint her. Eupha is great too. Also game is busted once you unlock most of the archetypes.
evens vr javodds h game0 doujin
newfag, At the end of ranked match screen, there's 2 numbers (other than your score and the copper), One will just say something like "+10.5" with no other information, the other will be "+10 PT". Which one is the actual rank change and what does the other one mean then?
>names
>>543337181PT is the rank point change, the other one doesn't mean anything in ranked
>>543337181>One will just say something like "+10.5" with no other informationThis is uma, the gains and losses in a "normal" game. For example, if you ever play in a tourney, you look at these scores.> the other will be "+10 PTThese are rank points, which are what actually matters in ranked.
>>543337181PT is the actual rank change.If you click on the exclamation mark on a rank room (say bronze), you'll see how both scores are calculated.E.g. Bronze room order bonus = +15 +5 -5 -15rank bonus = +10 +5 0 (4th is based on rank so lets ignore it)So if you win with a 40k score you got 15k more than the starting 25k, which becomes +15. The order bonus gets added here so your "score" is 15+15 = +30.Then, the rank bonus is added to that score to get the final rank change, which is 30+10 = +40PT.
>>543337181The +10.5 would be your actual final score if you played in a tournament or irl but it doesn't matter if you're just playing mahjongsoul ranked.The +10 PT is the points you get for your in-game rank-up calculations.
wwyd
>>543339872drop the 8s
>>543339872DIESANGENDIESANGENDIESANGEN
>>543339872Still pretty early and you are only showing chun. I go for daisangen here, though shousangen is also really good, I just think daisangen is not that unlikely to happen.
>>543339872There is no good reason to cheapen this to sub-mangan value.
>>543339959>>543339961It was pretty ambitious gamble.>>543340046Shou was the correct play. Shimo got a chiitoi haneman with 7s uradora.
>>543340561maka/mortal analysis doko?Right now this is just hindsight bias, many people only show wwyds of "interesting" outcomes.
Fuck nyaggers
>>543340780NYEEEEEEHHHH
>>543340709Mortal is never taking the huge value reduction.
After parking my car I took out my phone and instinctively started jerking off in the car and only stopped after I realized I was still out in public.
>>543341659So daisangen was the correct choice and ohnononono black rectangle bros are so unlucky
>my wife kuro in the opbased
more like kuso
>>543342621Delet this!
dokomademo chase you
>get thirsty>drink a bunch of water>immediately need to pee>immediately get thirsty after peeing it outHELPI CAN'T CONCENTRATE ON MAHJONG LIKE THIS
>>543343773milk is more hydrating than water
>>543343989Milk is too thick and makes me feel thirstier the more I drink
>>543343997For what? Being deleted?
>>543343997IS THAT A NI
>>543344428
>>543344657Unfamous?
>>543344657>unfamous tailor
>seemingly unfamous tailor
I'll be the unfamous tailor
>>543344808You missed the big AAseemingly unfamous tailor
she seems like a tailor who isn't famous, but she's actually famous
>>543345024woah!
>>543343773diabetus
>>543345458Who's that green guy?
>>543343773if you're constantly thirsty you might want to have your blood sugar checked, that's a sign of pre-diabetes
>>543345648I'm a burger, I can't afford going to the doctorI'll just starve myself to reset my pancreas and hope that helps... maybe I can save enough on food to pay for a checkup later
>>543344751I think it means she was famous before but isn't famous anymore now.
>>543345910Starving yourself will make it worse.Eat regularly, but smaller portions. Also go for a 20-30 minutes walks after eating.Keep drinking.Find a community health center around you https://findahealthcenter.hrsa.govI'm a yuropoor so I can't really help you, take care anon.And if you have to die at least try to find some explosives or guns and do a little kamikaze attack in places of interests like blackrock and such, thanks.
>>543344657the japs didn't like it
>>543346506Keep drinking, you say?
>be burger>can't afford a health checkupThis can't be real
>>543346682America is practically dying right now.Only the billionaires are making bank, while the average joe starves and gets replaced by bots.
>>543346682They are in the collapse of their civilization stage.
>>543346682Billions of aid to Israel, but we're defunding healthcare again, oops!
>>543346682That's actually a stereotypical burger thing
Stop talking about burgers!
With this lineup, Sonoda is pretty much guaranteed to win.
>clearly in a loser queue table>doragon thighs just gave up after getting hit by tsumo as dealerI'm so sorry
amigos sonrientes
>>543344657>We meet again, captainwho?
>open /mjg/ to see what's up>accidentally see terrible thing>head start spinning>have to lay down>terrible thing keeps flashing in my mind>get worse>still feel dizzyI didn't know videos could make you feel this bad.I hate Israel and India.
>>543344657Meh. At least it's not a silver haired character again.
>>543348175What this thread needs is some proper mahjong.
>>543348175Oh yeah, well, I love Toki!
I'm so tired of going 4th, getting chased, going for riichi nomi because of desperation, making the wrong discard and just all around having shit luck.
>saint 3
>>543349912Isn't mahjong fun?!
>>543349912>not immediately quitting the game as soon as you're more than 10k behind in southngmi
Vivziepop Can't Write Caste Systems (and how Homestuck did it better)
>>543350121I've been dodging this video for weeks it keep sappearing
Send some help. Bitch ass game can't even give a fucking ura
>>543350121wtf this thing just showed up on my tube homepagethey really do track what we read online
>>543349969This is why he's saint 3 and you are saint 2
>>543344657>Straight up ex-prostitutes nowFrank isn't even hiding it anymore
>>543346578>the slum
>>543344657I deadass thought this character is from reverse 1999
>>543354323What's this from?
ryuukyoku?
>>543354429nta but i recognized it. it's from baki lmaohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLemt4FKGas
>>543354521Keep, especially if both winds have value (or east/south are double wind) and go for honitsu, not for yakumeme.
>>543354538Wtf.
>>543354726
I'm so badI have to get rid of my gambler mentaru
GLORIOUS DAY
Okada correction.
Okada is so good at mahjong.
>>543344756it's an perfectly felicitous word
this game fucking sucks
WHY DOES MY SOUNDADDON NOT WORK
this game is rigged against sonoda
Why is Sonoda so unlucky?
>>543354521It's only recommended if you get 10 orphans
>>543359296in your basement?
Ishii's glasses are ugly as hell.
SONODA
>drivens luckshitting episodeI sleep
sonoda I apologize
>sonoda ken is so le unlucky
>>543358818>>543358861You were saying?
Umapyoi singalong when?
west rounds kino
>>543360435No west extension in M-league
That's as close as it gets.
holy kek
WHY
segabros...
Gentakeks...........
>le online bar, but riichi mahjong instead of football
https://youtube.com/shorts/di_3J2OvQiULearning mahjong with JKs
>>543361569strip jong?
Mahjong is easy.Cut the useless 7p and keep the 4s this means you can potentially change your pair and rotate into confirmed tanyao and sanshoku along with your pinfu and dora for a haneman+ hand.
MEET N JONG KINGDOM STEVE
>>543362474
>>543362101Sanshoku isn't real. Keep the 7p for the 6p acceptance.
>>543362474thank you for my new A&C submission
>>543363418>new>>536216434
Nice hand, arse jet.
If catfood isn't gonna give Ransei a proper halloween outfit I'll just do it myself.
>>543363679
>>543363721hi
>>543363710nice, she can take another hundred this way
Is M-League's safe tile disease applicable to ranked and why/why not?
>>543363710Stinky zombie pussy
>diseaseimagine believing mjg commentator
/mjg/ commentators in m-league when
>>543363710Nice, thanks for my A&C entry
Left: me in a friendly match when the guy who ronned me emotesRight: me in a ranked match when the guy who ronned me emotes
>>543363710penis too small
Pigchads, it's fair.
EVERYONE SHUT UPBONDED MEIDO
>>543365426You already set up your github account?
>>543365426Congratulations. When's your tourney?
>>543365426
>>543365472Please don't speak about github. I'm on gitlab now.
would you poosh?
Princess Cornelia Rewatch Charm (Code Geass)
>>543365926Wow I really hate this. There's really not enough safe tiles in your hand to justify folding a dora 3 iishanten though, and if you let oya win here it will be really annoying. Clench your butthole and tsumogiri.
>>543365926no,play more coward
>>543366349it's tenpai anon
>>543365926I would be in riichi since 2 turns ago
>>543365926See the 1s lone tile in standard order. Then the penchan drop suggeting kanchan or better as worst wait. Notice the 2s cut from the hand depsite the 1s earlier this suggest he should have tiles there. If it is not a completed block it would be cut from 24s meaning he has 45s in his hand now so you would expect him to ron/chi on 36s. This completed aidanoyen on that wait. He also declined the 7s to later cut those tiles so he would be turning down the 677s shape if you deal in. The final two tiles are a little concerning but I can see the timing on of the pon so I won't read them.None of that matters I would just push due to scores.
was pigu always this lucky
>>543366550Then riichi.
>>5433659268p
>>5433659265s not so dangerous vs dealer, based on 24m kanchan discard after 7s (wouldn't you cut 24m from 24m677s? if you had a shape that could be in tenpai after cutting 42m)kamicha's discards are highly suspicious, but if he's in tenpai without riichi, it's to target you with a direct hit in order to take it to west extension. We see lots of dora, so it's unlikely he has mangan, so seems difficult to believe he's in tenpai alreadyseems good to continue dama push
>>543366550your hidden sanshoku reps?
>>543365926if illya was a bit farther away i would be fine to say this position is so strong there's no need to take a risk when dealer is unlikely to have a hand to take 1st without direct hit. sitting there losing a decent chunk to noten and then being under threat from both of them seems too passive.
I Fed Fluorescent Microplastics To Brine Shrimp
SEGAAAAAAAAAAA
>two players near 0>two players fighting for first
how over is it for sega
Coming for you, pig bro.
>>543366349>>543366519>>543366740>>543366836>>543366849>>543366945>>543366967>>543367171pushing no yaku dama in oorasu is always very fun, especially when drawing dorawanted to keep going still, 5s didn't seem like the most dangerous tile even if it loses the game if it deals in. i also see three of the dora so it's less likely to be a 11600 hand that'd drop me to third>>543366565>>543366825i just know riichi throws the game, might as well not do that
>two negatives in the same hanchan
>two negativeslmao
Both negatives are saints, both 40k+s are celestialsWhat was that about rank not mattering?
Yuzu!Reminder that if you try Stella Sora, do it on a different Yostar account than the one you bound Mahjong Soul to - currently there's a bug/exploit where guest users can hijack the accounts of other users (I think it might be because the guest UIDs are not unique and two or more people can roll the same one)
>>543365426>I'm all ears>no ears
>>543369831>Stella SoraNever heard of it let me googleyeah this is just black haired lumine game looks boring
WWYD and why?
>>543369831>generic gacha shit with boring designshmmm nyo i don't think i will try it
>>543370647>toitsubatsumogiri, I want to believe
>>543370775I like the witch
>>5433706478sChiitoi best yaku
>>5433706474p, i don't like going for chitoi on dealership when normal hand possible, can't force keiten
>>5433706474p5 blocks and best case scenario you draw 3s and drop 9p for tanyao
4th acceptance jetspathetic
>climbed 2.5/3 the way up bronze in a couple of hours>already getting ranked anxietyI just can't do ranked games bros, I'm just trying to unlock the silver room so I can treat it as casual
Why does the repo link to the old booru? is repo anon dead?
>>543373126yes
>>543368089>>543370647Show us the results. We don't care what copebots think.
>>543373126feel free to open a PR on the repo's repo
>>543373276I care
>>543370913>>543371072>>543371153Multiple ways to play this hand, 9p drop for a tanyao+2 dora or then staying closed with 4p with an off chance for sanankou. NAGA splits this 50-50, so you can really do either oneThen there's one more way>>543370972you have my respect
>>543373276I'd like to see the result as well just to see the shape in toimens have.
7/8 people have filled in the math tourney semifinals formTo that one player whose name starts with F, please fill it in ASAP you are the last one to do it.Furthermore I will need an emergency telly for the semifinal games on saturday due to some IRL issues popping up. I will NOT be streaming or commentating that game.
>>543377432
>>543377432For the finals, isn't one formula 3 pretty much... a 0 chance to win?
>>543369831doesn't it affect guest accounts only?
>>543379110I have no idea, but this is how it went for me: I made a guest account, and during the tutorial I was told that "the account was logged in on another device", before being sent back to the menu.When I tried to log in back again, my guest account was replaced with a "real" one (I had an email instead of the usual Guest12345 username), and when I logged in, the tutorial was already done, as well as the rolls.I'm not an asshole (and also I didn't like the girls he rolled), so I just logged out of it.
>>543369831>currently there's a bug/exploit where guest users can hijack the accounts of other usersBravo, yokeks
>>543379365holy whatcan someone actually do any damage this way (aside from wasting ss items)? it's not like you can manage your yostar account from within the game, so i guess mjs should be safe?
I just realized my A&C sucks so I'm restarting from zero with just a few weeks left
My A&C will be the best
My A&C will exist.
>>543373126now fixed
>>543379989From another user:For the past hour I've been trying to complete the tutorial while continuously getting booted out of the game due to "Your account has been logged in at another location".After an hour I finally managed to reach the homescreen and do my beginner pulls. The issue persisted and I was logged out after every other 10 pull. After the 10th pull I was booted out again, but now the login was associated with an e-mail that is not mine and the welcome back message at the top was not a username I've ever used in my life.I was able to log back in once, but my pulls had been completed and one of the saved pulls selected. I was booted out again and then it said my login had expired and the entry was deleted from the main menu so I lost all access to that account.I've also seen the related webm being posted over there, but I don't know what it means. I suppose as long you bind the account you should be safe, but if the UID isn't unique, then some guest could access your account and cause some damage.
>>543377432What's the difference between formula 2 and 4?
>>543377883Finals? They all look the same
Can't believe they are adding Yagi Yui to the slums
>>543381051Formula 2 are for the drivers just one step away from entering Formula 1 while Formula 4 are mostly for the new drivers!
>>543381051nothing, for the sake of fairness I chose to keep things simple but now I don't have a 4th unique formula
>>543381102The formula is now different, before it was x^2+y*z, while the others had x^2*y+z kinda. A lot better now.
fuck me
>>543381605
I wouldn't fuck you with mikoanon's cock
>>543380420what is yostar even doing
stop playing gacha "games"
>>543382298Almost as if this is their first gacha game
>>543381581Nice
>>543382467unemployed neets really this desperate for any kind of daily routine
>>543382467But I like mahjong
>>543382467But I'm not "white"
>>543382467sir this is a gacha general
>>543382561the best part is, they were pushing so much for this yostar account things and it turns out they have no idea how to provide basic security to a gamelike what, do they just generate a random integer as your user id and insert it to the database without checking if it exists first? they couldn't even put an index on the table to prevent duplicates? what is this even
>>543380135This is my A&C submission it is horror themed and took me 39 hours aftereffects.https://files.catbox.moe/odioz0.mp4
>>543383887the fact that you instructed an AI to do this doesn't make it any less embarrassing, you know
Uncut Gemscynthia-7.png
I have an uncut gem in my pants if you know what I mean
>>543384692I spent $300 a month for access to the AI I need to use it.
>indians woke up
Prompt: Hotwheels delivers tofu.
>>543380420>>543383230>ling as he looks at yostar's user account code base and implementation
>>543386707>ling as he looks at the scantily dressed ninja girl caught by his security system
>>543386871>moments later
>>543386871are you allowed to rape ninjas you catch? is it written into the rules of engagement?
ONE GIANT IF THEN STATEMENT
>>543385785Together we make the adept slayers
every year my hairline gets closer and closer to asapins due to stress
every year my hairline gets closer and closer to asapins due to genetics
>>543387550>>543387729
Every year, twelve months go by.
>asapin complaining about not losing weight >all his photos on twitter are of food
>>543387991Isn't that just a nip thing to be constantly potsing about food?
We should have an AI arts and & craft tournament where you are allowed to use mortal.
>>543388430His wife is out there right now fucking a Shogi master I can't blame him for a little overindulgence.
>>543383230Letting the ID generation aside, how do you not make the ID a primary key lmao. That's not even a beginner mistake. You can't even blame this on vibe coding.
Doko?
Every 60 seconds in India, a minute passes
>>543388772How horrible
>>543388772let's put an end to that
>spending a single minute in India
evens jav odds h game 0 jong
odds rankedevens wank it
>>543388723The issue is probably precisely because the ID is a primary key but at least one side doesn't give a shit about the other's IDs so they are bulldozing the shit out of users' account data.
>>543393113I see. What is a good python book to learn about fullstck OOP so I can vibecode databases better?
>>543393615This is less fullstack and just basic concurrency concepts. So I dunno, just make a practice server that gets hammered by multiple connections/workers without fucking up the database, or look for books that teach you how to do concurrency and parallelism (two different things) safely.
>>543387550>>543387729Stevebros... why did it have to be us...
>>543394902cute
Yay I made it to adept in 1 day (ignoring 3 games from 2019 where I played this for a week and didn't know how the game worked)All thanks to pure luck on this last hand
>>543395621you have made it all the way, congratz
>>543395621
Can another repomaid add RJ057109 to the "offline games" section? I could do it myself but I don't want to be associated with that upload.
sometimes you gotta hit them with the waiting the full timebank to call ron
>>543396408Drugs are bad. Don't do drugs.
Anyone up for memesura?
If you think you're unlucky, remember that there's an 18% chance of being born in India
>>543397646Yes
>>543397914Too bad
>>543397914I can't believe you've done this
Odds jack offEvens fap0 edge
>>543399053goon sesh doko
>>543399178mumble
>Firefox update ruined smooth scrollingBack to Chromium I go
The imbeciles who designed the new youtube UI made the buttons transparent so when I attempted to click one, it instead clicked on the suggested video behind it.
>>543399436Why are there people actually online there? Is there some secret autotable game going on?
>>543400274What new youtube UI?
>>543400571That's the goonseshIt's /doko/ playing Divinity
>>543400781>spoiler Why don't they make their own Mumble?
>>543396408added. played a bit of it too, its better than i expectedi dont think there's any actual mahjong gameplay so i mentioned that in the description. if im wrong about that though let me know
>>543401264You are correct there is no game, it is just a VN. Thanks for uploading!
>>543365926you didn't even riichi, so you don't have the balls to win this hand anyways. why even ask to push then?
my captain molested me
>>543400781>It's /doko/ playing DivinityOh, I see
Shiroko's Puffy Iwak Cove Tragedy (Blue Archive)
>>543400781If one of them is undead, expect to die by deathfog barrel
雀エボライブ
>>543401869tsumo is a yaku
>>543402552>saki powers client>without saki
>>543402552Last I checked it had 1.8 starsI guess it's doing better
【麻雀講座】あなたの成績を爆下げする致命的ミス3選【天鳳位】
>>543402867I'm playing it on steam
>mfw I'm 8 hours in the lab creating a concoction
Why isn't there right click tsumogiri/skip on the web client
I want a ohohoh ojousama in majsoul too.
>>543404846Cringe as fuck.Hate these types of characters.
>>543404846
>>543404846Right after the Mekakure jyanshi
>>543405078Didn't ask.>>543405238>>543405592No drill hairs, not enough ohohoh.
>AWS still shitting itselfWill this effect my mahjong connection?
Deport Musa!
>playing [redacted] pokemon hack >ichihime appears together with master chief and dante to tell me we have to kill a schizo in order to save the world
Update your pokos now
>>543408320I'll do it tomorrow
>>543406062It's been an entire day damn.
I updated my Tenhou, look at this soulful background
I updated my RC, my Amatsuki, my Hime and my King.
>>543409371cold...so cold....
...Kings?
>>543409529WE ARE
Updated my journal
Proof?
I'll be asleep during maintenance and poko will take longer to update than Mahjong Soul to finish maintenance so I won't bother.
>>543410831>poko will take longer to update than Mahjong Soul to finishhow are they still in business??
Made my bed
>be first in all last>hand is ass riichi nomi>fuck it ill riichi and secure first>everyone pushes and i deal into open mangan and get sent to fourthi'll just dama next time i guess
>Branded AMOS table like the one featured in Saki I will now play your client
>>543410915Huwaito piggu aren't their audience
>>543408320I'm going to play monster train on covenant 25 instead.
>reach saint>lose motivation to play ranked>friendlies aren't fun>gimmick tournies are just annoyingI'm a purist toc
>Daniel Naroditsky diedNO FUCKING WAY CHESS BROS
>>543411795>saintkek thinks he made it you have 20 more ranks to go, buddy
>>543409727
>>543408320I'll do it a few minutes before maint, not like games updates take long right!
>>543412098I was recommended this video earlier. https://youtu.be/-rqPeGKVPbA?si=Lo7phHvI9I4vf9wF I didn't watch it, but that's how I figured that you must be lying. I looked it up anyways to see where your joke is going but damn
>oh no no no no no black bros? we hanged our queen for no reason?
>>543412098Did he commit sanshoku over getting exposed as a mortalbotter by Kramnik?
>>543363815It was an interesting discussion, didn't know japanese laws were this retarded.>prostitution involves paying for sex with strangers>so if you're not strangers anymore, even if you pay for sex 5 minutes after meeting it's no longer prostitution
>>543412098what the fuck
>>543412098This blunders a man
>>543413101It's like their pachinko loophole where they play for "tokens" then go "sell" the tokens to the booth near the pachinko parlor for money because gambling is illegal.
why did ooi make this face
>>543413308"What do you mean I have to play Mahjong? I had APEX scheduled with my harem!"
Mahjong? No.
Heard you talking shit
Crash my whip into hag owned parlors
>The tiles are always watching you. You are not looking at the tiles; the tiles are looking at you.>When viewed in this light, it is clear that words like "unnecessary" and "discard" that are used casually while playing mahjong sometimes hurt the hearts of the tiles.>The tiles are watching you whether you are playing lightly in peak performance mode, happily in woozy mode, or huffing and puffing in euphoric mode.>Why not show more respect, treat the tiles more carefully and talk to them more often, as they are the most important part of your mahjong life?
>>543417190Fuck off tsuchida
Steve a SHITSteve HATE
The damas will continue until morale improves
i played mahjong irl first time today, we only did one tonpuu game which took around 3 and a half hours though
>>543411795>finish tutorial>no motivation left to play the real gamesaintkeks...
>there was an EF3 tornado nearby earlier todaywell fuck
>>543417190I love this type of spiritual respect that shows the kindness in the heart of the schizos.Digikeks will never understand the meaning of love.
>>543419907Love is a series of chemical reactions in your brain to pair-bond you with your respective breeding partner in order for your progeny to thrive and perpetuate your bloodline
>>543419907so you're saying that mahjong is the type of game that without love, it cannot be seen?
>>543419336how do you stretch out a tonpuu to 3.5 hours?
>>543420351I stretched out onpu for 3.5 hours
>>543420351the other 3 people i was playing with were complete beginners so i was explaining every part of the game while playing and also long discard times but it was fun
Evens get pizza on my day off Odds get Chinese on my day off0 kill myself on my day off
>>543412098what the fuck, he was just 29 and didn't have any chronic diseases or at least not publicly...
Evens kms Odds kms 0 play mahjong
>>543423394Not on my watch. Reroll!
Kill yourself, Steve
I must kringe my Steve
WWYD and riichi/dama?
>took me 300 games to go from master 1 to master 2 in yonma>took me 50 games to go from master 1 to master 2 in sanmaThat's it. I'm gonna play sanma only from now on.
>>5434241515s riichi
>>543424151Riichi 5s
>>543418294SEED and Destiny were good.
>>5434241515s riichi but for real
>>543424456I agree.
>>543424151People who would trade a confirmed pinfu for a bad wait memeshoku are brainrotted. Riichi 5s unironically.
>>543424151RIICHI...Pinfu...Ippatsu...Tsumo...Ura...
>>543424151Drop 8s or xia. Nobody's dropping 6s against that pond. Need to fake a non-souzu wait before we riichi.
>>543418294>>543424456>>543424653Never watched it, but I practically read all her doujins.
>>5434241515s riichi with this score
>>543425162Imagine cumflating her.
>>5434251196s is a hell wait retard
>>543425625it's 2 left
>>543425625>2 left>"hell wait"Anon...
>>543425754>>543425804He just knows one is walled, get on his level.
>>543425119the problem with xia cut is that youll have to draw 6-9s anyway even if you extend a shape. if you forsee this, just riichi and tsumo/ron if you get them.8s is less criminal but waiting on 2 tiles left in dama when these tiles can be easily accepted by their hands is just bad.it makes more sense to aim for the 9s thats likely to overflow.
https://jiggie.fun/eknEVS
Post the wall
>>543426345https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiN-7mukU_RHe6g8KsR_Mx-vtF8fcO10C
>>543426056If 6s is truly dead like Mr. Hell Wait insists, then the 9s wait is effectively a shitty penchan wait that won't come out because nobody's going to drop souzu against that pond ANYWAY. If you don't trust 6s, you don't trust its suji either, aka. 3s and 9s. So it's damned if you do, damned if you don't.You could believe in tsumo skill but why leave out half of the available winning options? With the xia cut, you give yourself time to draw more souzu tiles safely. Something like a 8s for a new pair that lets you transition to tanyao too, or 4s for the same. 236s would suck but overall 145789s would be an improvement. So the analog approach would be to try and improve your hand while also baiting the other players into thinking souzu is safe so you can ron them.
>>543424331>>543424429>>543424612>>543424825>>543425051>>543425119>>543425168>>543425457With these scores and the half depleted wait(s), sanshoku nomi dama is not very appealing and sanshoku riichi is too terribleSo it's either pinfu riichi or pinfu nomi dama, and considering the point situation winning 1000-1500 points here with dama doesn't really help that much eitherJust went for the riichi here, 9s at least looks difficult to use if others want to push and there's always a decent chance tsumo/ura/ippatsu give good extra value for solidifying 2nd place
>>543426969I would push 9s against that if I had a good hand though. It's a terminal, and if I had one then that's three visible. What are the odds?
>>543425051RPITU?
Connecting uradora modules.Flow turbines at full capacity.Hand completion at 80, 90...All emergency tiles discarded...Disabling limiter...!100, ̷1̴1̴0̶.̶.̴.̷ ̴1̵1̶5̸.̷.̴.̵R̸̝̀i̶͕͋ḯ̶̤c̵͉͘h̵̖͝i̶̙̇ ̷͖̑ạ̵͛t̸̗̉ ̶͙͊m̸̄͜ä̵̫x̷̭̚i̸̖̋m̶̭̓u̶͇̒m̶͍̽ ̵̣͠ö̴͕́ų̷̌t̸̮̑p̸̺͂ü̵͈t̴̉.̸̘̓ ...All or nothing!
>>543427169If somebody discards zero souzu until they riichi with 5s, that means 14s and 69s are automatically the most dangerous (and by extension 3s and 7s), if they're going for a ryanmen wait riichi. The odds would be high you deal in with 9s. And also because this is Jade Room, it's also higher odds that it's a suji trap for 28s. You can't trust a single souzu that isn't the 5s genbutsu.
Riichi/dama and why?
What happened to the underground tourney? what were the results?
>>543425162That one is actually an impostor.
>>543427993>3,400 pointsJust dama 8p. Either you get a better wait to riichi with or you get a renchan before that happens.
>>54342799330k gap is too much to cope for even though you are oya. Just take the 7700 and be in a better spot for 3rd place acceptance
>>543427993DamaRiichi on a bad wait is too ballsy at this points situation and with a tsumo it's pretty much same value. Can also improve the wait.
>>543427993Since you are dealer and your discards don't look threatening, dama. Only a retard would drop 4p in jade if you riichi
>barrage of WWYDsI'm dying, this is too much thinking.
>>543427993riichi, I want to slow people down since we die to a mangan tsumo and 7p is likely in the wall so a post riichi naka suji trap means we might even get a ron out of it
>>543427993>>543424151dama
>>543428661Hop on ranked and make some more
Ever since I was a young boy, I've played withChinese tilesFrom riichi to chink jong, I must'veplayed 'em allBut I ain't seen nothing like her in any parlor hallThat kringe, dumb, and limbless kid sure plays some bad mahjong
>>543428953Maybe next month.
Ranked? That's a name I've not heard in quite some time...
>>543428953All my discards are objectively the right decision so I don't have any wwyds
>>543429112During no ranked november?
We're watching Norm on fc2 for Norm November
>>543412098Can I get a rundown? It seems obviously like suicide but why would a successful young man take his life when he's a GM and has his life made for him?
>>543429534He got mendelson'd
>>543429534the guy who accused him of cheating might have been right
>>543429847he was at the center of the vibrator scandal?
>>543429917no that was Niemann
>>543429917No that was hans neimann
Chess sucks, you can only blame your loss on being black. You can't use the variance cope or push monkey cope
>>543430154>rolled bad jeansYou can always blame variance and luckshitting, it's just how it is.
Majsoul Friends Room 74092(4-Player South): mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=74092
>>543430154>you can only blame your loss on being blackTurns out chess is the real microcosm of life
Jong room jong room jong room
>>543430601*/v/
>>5434304092/4
>>543430409I cant join, I'm playing EU4
>>5434304093/4
This is a hearts of iron 3 board
>>543430409fullll
>>543428198>>543428393>>543428412>>543428616>>543428698>>543428920It's a 7700 dama on a middle tile kanchan and we need at least that much to get out of 4th for now - whatever happens after that happens after that. Can always tsumo for mangan anyway.Not sure what the big idea of the riichi preference here is, trying to force others to fold? If we ryuukyoku with us solo tenpai that's still a playable position to avoid 4th? Either way, I'd dama this again
You have funny stats Anon.
Is there a Japanese Book 1
>>543431398
>>543431398Tae Kim
Majsoul Enemies Room 10589(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=10589
>>543431515
>>543431534Can I get to the Japanese equivalent of Master 1 if I read it?
>>543431640No
>>5434315762/4
>>543431709What's the fucking point then?
>>543431882There is no point in learning Japanese, it's a waste of brain space
>>5434315763/4
I have been learning kanji recently
Every Japanese guide I've ever read has always said something like "please never give up, you can do it!" Like the people learning were going to kill themselves if they gave up.
>>543431576Started
And yet Japanese people keep walking in front of trains, curious
>>5434304093/4im sorry weegee ;(
I would kill myself too if my nation was responsible for the proliferation of this kusoge.
>>543430409furu
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/136524792
bukkake riichi
>>543432559Majan is not a kusoge!
Sex with hags
Die
>>543433946what a rotten way to die
>>543430409gg bros! thank you for joining. we never made it past east
When will we get good characters like Grim Aloe on mjs?
>>543431576gg
>>543431576ggnya
>>543431576I wanted to play one more game. 1/4
>>543433804You clearly haven't played enough majan
>>543431576Back to 3/4
Can you actually spin your hand without it going everywhere
>>543435551Maybe
>>543434074
>>543435656Do you need magnetic autotable tiles
Caladbolg claims another life
The Japanese really just throw words together in a sentence and hope the context of the conversation makes the meaning clear? This is more retarded than Fu.
>>543436293I would kms
>>543436421Most Japanese don't even know how to read their stolen Chinese characters
Whales won the underground
>>543436293cool yakuman though
>>543436997I will be the first to memorize all of the kanji, get a mild tan, tape my eyes back, and get monolid surgery.
>>543437281China already beat you to it
>>543436421it's rarely an issue when consuming content, do you have an example of something giving you an issue or are you just learning about how much you can omit?
日本語うるさい
>>543436293come here momo
>>543437450I just started learning like less than a week ago. I'm reading the online grammar guide "Yokubi"
>>543436293>I'm sure to win because my wait is the widest!
>>543325825dora taksanya!
>>543436293sanmenkeks...
>>543436293dealing into double chuuren, only once in a million lifetimes worth of mahjong
Majsoul Friends Room 34702(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=34702memesura
looper uprising
>>5434384752/4
>>543438109>nya
>>5434384753/4
>>543437859This but because I'm Sonoda Ken
>>543438475Join
Hey guys, is anyone having issues with their accounts?I just got disconnected and logged out of my account, cannot log back in via social login. Instead whenever I do, it just redirects back to the login screen and it forces me to use the normal login, and it create a new account. Any ideas how to fix this or do I need to contact support?
>>543440812I can't, is a friends room but I have no friends in this thread
>he didn't link his account despite multiple warnings
>>543431576ggs, nice tamerons in the enemies room
>>543438475Started
>>543440843Did you download Stella Sora perchance?
>>543431576I honestly lost counts how many times I was cucked of big hands. gg I got 5 first place strike just now.
It's over
>>543441142Shouldn't have daiminkanned you greedy nigger
>>543441423>daiminkannedDunno what is that, but fuck you.
>>543441251Renew that. Now.
>training wheelsshitter alert
>>543441867I did
>>543325825
>>543441118No. I had it open in my browser and it randomly disconnected me.
>>543441867I'm letting mine expire because you didn't put Madao in the collab
I don't think they look too bad other than the blue outline i forgot to delete on the man tiles
SCRIMBLOOOOOOO
>>543442531
>>543442531thanks for the a&c submission
>>543442645You don't know what you're talking about, do you?
I didn’t mean to grinch the exam tourney just couldn’t find a burger hrs match …
The math tourney was the worst gimmick of the year
>>543442751sir?
>>543443345I said you don't know what you're talking about.
Stella Sora tourney doko
>>543443276there's still over a month left, it can get worse
Who is the Daniel Naroditsky of riichi mahjong?
>>543434621fucking gross. im not eating that cake now
>>543436293holy shit that's one fast pure chuuren
>>543436293why would you riichi that?
>>543438475gg, thanks for the dumb fun games
>>543438475ggs, back to 2/4
>>543438475g
YUZU....... MENTIONED!!!!!!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xkL04edZVk
>>543445331To instill fear in the Momo's mind
>>543438475>1 round gamebravo asura
the game started soup anon
>>543447117my loading screen got stuck at 76% for no reason...
>>543438475ggs
>>5434384753/4 again
>>543438475Started!
>>543447225Stop using mortalbot
>>543448734you can't prove nothing
>>543443050I deliberately grinched because it was positive EV for my formula
>>543448963
>>543438475>false flag vote to end right as i'm getting tameronedi'm being framed
>>543438475GG
>>543438475oh and ggs
>>543438475ggsAn upsetting amount of riichis led to me dealing in twice and tsumoing for no points.>>543451076Straight to jail
Why is there no achievement for a 5-lose streak, at least make me feel better for having shit luck
>shimo pushes a live 7s to force suucha riichiwhat the fuck
>>543451717Because that's called a Tuesday?
Sigh, it's literally just this crap non-stop.
>>543452874Your occultic flow ritual reps?
FOREVER YOU'RE MY ONLY FEELING HEART~
>>543452996Nothing works anymore, not even the rituals and flow music.
>>543453412Try dropping an aka in an extremely dangerous situation. It's basically a blood sacrifice, just make sure to do a chuuni pose irl when you do it.
>>543453843Sure, why not. It's faster to just loop at this point, anyway.
>>543454303I am spectating
Stop posting on /v/
>>543454941show me the evidence
>>543454941I have never posted on /v/ in my life.
How to Shield Pressure as Falco Part 1 - Super Smash Bros. Meleecynthia-7.png
>>543430962how many dlcs?
>>543455076It's pretty obvious which thread
>>543444130Surely not crow...
>>543455601
>>543444130It will be Asapin
>>>/v/723767767
>>543457359gotta catch 'em all
>>543454852I shouldn't have done that. What an agonizing reverse gyakuten.
I'm not feeling good.
'biki
>>543459932>the slums
>>543459932tits too small
slampig from the slums
>What are your 【fangs】 as a strategist? >Rather than training to overcome your weaknesses, sharpening your 【fangs】 will surely be more effective in actual combat. >Those 【fangs】 could be your ability to call, your reach, or even your defense. Sharpen those 【fangs】 that you excel at to defeat your opponent—that is true strength.
>>543461494Cringe.
>>543459932Surprisingly conservative, but still manages to look sexy.
As if dealing in wasn't enough it just has to be a haitei ryanpeikou. Unreal levels of bullshit.
>>543459932My friend looks like this and I want nothing more than to cuddle her and hold her hand. Also shove my penis deep inside of her.
>>543458868It simply had to be done.
>>543461910*his penis
>>543461494That's what killing bites is
>>543459932what is this a picture for ants
mokocchi...
ur mum
I'm not even excited for Gintama collab, I'm just gonna get my event rewards and walk away.
>>543463694Why is this IRRELEVANT HAG trying to steal Cynthia's emote?
>>543465870it's completely unedited
【CloverPit】ギミック満載のコンデンサー666ビルドで悪魔王を目指す
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PW4O5hc8lW8
finally got 1st, suicide averted
evens sleep odds jong 0 sleep forever
Reaper, Reaper, that's what they call me. Why? Cause they all die. When they roll 0 I end their lives.
Oh, take a look at meI know I'm not the perfect boy you want me to beAll I really needIs room to breathe because this hanchan's killing me
>checked stella sora gameplayBravo Yostar.
How Modern Schools Make Terrible Writers (Deliberately)
>>543434074>>543435921by me
>>543444130
>>543459932
>cheating on /mjg/ with /a/
>>543472152>they made his skin lighterayo why are they so racist?
Majsoul Friends Room 77453(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=77453
>>543468824It's Hades Musume. It's a good game sir.
>>5434734763/4!
>>543444130occulthag
>>543468591who
>>543473476started
is Blue Protocol mjgcore or gatchaslop?
is Blue Archive mjgcore or gatchaslop?
>>543474865bad post
>>543474865We love blue archive here.
We bully unemployed gachalosers here
i'm white
>>543429534WWYD when you get last place 9 times in a row?
>>543475245ragequeue again
>>543475245>140,646 gamesJESUS
>>543475245queue until I get first or I smash my pc
>>543471528Hag love
>>543475245>got tilted by a pajeet>sudoku yourselfI don't understand
>>543475478>>543475547>>543475728https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_anRV5ZFWYHas anyone here ever ragequed enough to get mahjong-induced psychosis?
Go away, chesstards, you have your own general.
>>543475883Have you never played in AUS during league?
>>543475883>life is meaningless and ww3&total 99% population slavery is behind the door, might as well kill myself NOW and make it look funnyIt's good EV
holy fuark why did nobody tell me metaphor is pure kino the assassination attempt was cinema
>>543476428How many /mjg/ers have actually killed themselves when they rolled a 0? How many friends and teammates have we lost to the sands of time?
>>543476090Chess is mahjong.
>>543451717but there is
>>543477183nyaggers have nyine lives nya
>>543477551and now it's eight
>>543477107Wait until you get to the Prince's will part and vs ???, they're kino
>>543477754*gulp gulp gulp*Back to nyne, nya.
>>543475245Ohnonono chesstroons BTFO
Bros, please help me understand. I tried Mahjong multiple times with the boys from /vrg/. I somewhat get the game, but I don't understand why it's such a massive cultural thing where everyone wants to play it. It feels like if someone made a thread specifically for backgammon, poker, or literally anything else.Please tell me what I'm missing that makes it so big of a deal.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5VrBJmBa5pY
Ahh, so that's what I was missing
*singlehandedly cures japan's existential crisis in ur path*
>>543479519bunnies
>>543479494Mahjong? This is a mahjongas thread. Didn't you see the OP image?
>>543479494I'm surprised there's no poker general. It's popular and addictive and full of drama and eceleb shit too.
>>543479494There's a chess general, why is a mahjong general so strange?
>>543479494Anime girls. I'm sure if Poker Chase got an english release it'll have /vg/ threads too.
>>543479746Because this isn't even something the majority of people will have been exposed to when it comes to boardgames. Also, I didn't know there was a chess general and am mildly shocked about that one too.
>>543479519good post
>>543479740There was an attempt by /mjg/ 2-3 years ago to make a /poko/ general but it was dead on arrival
>>543479829>this isn't even something the majority of people will have been exposed to when it comes to boardgamesAnyone living in the Far East or growing up in a Chinese family knows the game. Our burgers are all chinks and it's a majority ESL general.
>>543480017>a majority ESL generalI didn't actually think about that. I wonder how many ESL generals there are on /vg/ or if /mjg/ is special.
>>543479740No good English client. Real english clients are all gamblingslop and/or filled with ugly western women, while poko is japanese only.
>>543480116This general was established by Europeans and you can check the player map to see the representation of each nation and state. /mjg/ is in no way special on this part but mahjong as a game makes it harder for your average gacha gooner to participate - moreso when the game receives next to zero goon art compared to more famous games.
>>543479717you may want to update that imageAwai after using her flow has a powerlevel lower than Nodoka in the mahjongas department
>>543479540>he wasn't born a retardNGMI
>>543477183I kissed my sister twice because 0 demanded it
>>543479921The very first attempt was more than 4 years ago>353928363
>>543480790>>353928363
>>543477107Because it isn't? The plot infuriated me more time than it amazed me.
>>543479740Online poker is trash.
Online pachinko doko?
>>543481426playstation 1 pachinko ahoy!
>>543481426Sweet summer child, there are plenty of websiteshttps://www.777town.net/https://pokepachi.com/https://78.hange.jp/
>>543481426>>543481589i'm pretty sure there's online crane game too
>>543481672There are applications where you can remote control crane games in Japan from any country in the world and they will ship you anything you win. Ignore the input lag that will cause you to spend thousands of yen to win something.
wtf is bro playing
>>543480890>2021good old days
Fantasy Maiden Wars - DREAM OF THE STRAY DREAMER -
>>543481914I really want to start playing but I need to finish my A&C submission first
I've had my submission ready since before the announcement but I don't want to sign up yet because it'd make me stand out with so few people at this moment