Sigmar EditionTides of Delay trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsEX51KP6U8[Embed]TWW3 - What's Next: Fixes, Tides of Torment and More: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/80Hotfix 6.3.2: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/79-total-war-warhammer-iii-an-update-on-unit-recruitment-issuesTotal War: WARHAMMER III - Dev Chat 3 - (Aislinn and DLC Changes) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFUm6H-cXko[Embed]Patch Notes 6.3: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/78-total-war-warhammer-iii-patch-notes-6-3Patch 6.3 Dev Blog: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/77Siege Rework: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/76Tides of Torment delayed: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/75-total-war-warhammer-iii-tides-of-torment-release-update?page=1Total War 25th anniversary: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/73-join-us-for-the-total-war-25th-anniversary-celebrations>Stuff1d6chan: https://1d6chan.miraheze.org/wiki/Total_War_Warhammer/TacticsRoll Charts: https://imgur.com/a/81snQma>Total War: Warhammer IIITotal War: WARHAMMER III - Dev Chat 1 - DLC talk (Dechala): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avVyfLV6YXI[Embed]Total War: WARHAMMER III - Dev Chat 2 - DLC talk (Sayl): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wN0zM9gp-s[Embed]>Older TitlesSteam: https://store.steampowered.com/franchise/TotalWar-OfficialPrevious thread >>543234912
Thanquol soon, friends!
yin-yin owes me sex
CA owe me a dlc and an apology
>>543350341>that line on the edgeAnon...
>>543350341More like Ligmar.
legend owes me sex
total waah is bullshit
>>543350341How many bets it will get further delayed?
Grace owe me a naked dogeza
>>543350341>Age of Sugma art
>>543352696Sugma my ballz BITCH
>>543350443based and sovlful post
all y'all churls up in this bitcht. black bretonnian
>>543355374I know you let the Red Duke clap your cheeks you zesty ass knigga, Krell told me.
marauders should suffer attrition from high chaos corruption, they aren't blessed by the godsupgrading them to WoC makes them to immune, chosen get benefits(but debuffs if they are marked and in opposite corruption of their god)
You need a boon?
So is Neferata coming in the End Times DLC or what?
Alright, I tried pirating twwh3 with blazing success via linux ubuntu and can confirm it works.However linux itself (atleast this distro) seems to be cobbled together by wax, string, spit and hope so the sytem itself imploded after an automatic update I forgot to disable. Naturally, there's no rollback option.I think the game is worth 15€ that the sale is giving it out for, might even get it cheaper on a keysite if you find it.However I'd absolutely use cream to access the dlcs. That collection of content that aged and for that price isn't. Only thing I'm not sure about is if cream can fake having the previous two games as well.As for the negative reviews recently, It's because of the incompetence of developers recently, breaking AI for 2 races. You can play without issue by selecting a previous version to launch in steam or installimg a mod that fixes it. Not ideal, but the product is there. Kept alive and working by the people that actually like it.If anyone has any do and don'ts, or tips in general for cream, I'd appreciate it. I'll be getting the game for next weekend. Cheers.
>>543356542neferata is white tho
>>543352139Sucker's bet, anon.>>543356731>first three seconds are frozenWhy don't you edit it?>>543356742So is Aragorn, but that didn't stop woke cunts from changing things to suit their (literally) gay agenda.
>>543357025>Why don't you edit it? I just scroll down my gallery and post the first picture/webm that fits the vibe of the post I'm making. This is a random webm I saved some 3 years ago I picked out at random and have already forgotten where it is because that folder is a mess of 4ch filenames My apologies
Bretonnia should have armored longbowmen and holy hand grenadiers.
>>543357461>Medieval 3>has a fantasy mode (released a year after the game because they only announce it to move the public eye away from some controversy)>King Arthur is a LL in Fantasy mode>he can recruit a unique Holy Hand Grenade hero
the total war killer... https://store.steampowered.com/app/3337380/Tabletop_Tavern/ jokes aside the dev seems competent and is pushing frequent updates
>>543358062>synty assets
>you see a Bretonnian squire approach>he starts stabbing you with his greatsword instead of trying to fix you
>>543357461Empire should have foot knights
>>543358125>syntyWhat are you on about? I'm not up to date with the hip lingo.
>>543358372the ugly ass modelshttps://syntystore.com/
Since saurus fucking suck are you just supposed to spam SEMs as lizardmen? I recruited a second bastiladon and skulltaker fucked off and declared war on marcus instead
>>543358361>Empire should have foot knights>Bretonnia should have foot knightsNope.
>>543358415Oh...Eh, as long as the game is <$5 then I don't really care.
>>543358202>Bigger dick tops>The squire's bigger
why can't slaanesh have a single good looking female character? they're all fucking ugly
>>543358453Saurus don't suck in melee. They suck specifically to Khorne because that faction is overpowered from recruiting t3 units in a t0 building.
>>543357461Bretonnia's frontline sucks, they need dismounted Grail Knights. They are also missing AP ranged infantry, they should get those as well.
>>543359381You guys just want to make every faction the same. Bretonnia should have ways to buff their peasants instead imo, like an upgrade for the grail reliquae that gives a frenzy aura (only to peasants).
>>543359274They're "safe-horny", anon. Stop using your filthy male gaze and start appreciating them for the beautiful queens that they are.
>>543359552do the peasants have their ward save/
>>543359552I was merely poking fun at those retards who hate faction flavor and complain when their Halberdiers cant go toe to toe with Chosen
>>543359359If your faction can't beat khorne in melee, then it sucks at melee, simple as.>BUH BUH BUH KHORNE IS THE STRONGEST MELEE FACTION!!!!Wrong, nurgle and slaanesh are both stronger.
>>543359805You did it too well and sounded just like them.
>>543358453Saurus are completely fine at their intended role.
>>543359915Apologies basedanon. I'll be more ridiculous next time.
>>543359871Khorne is bullshit because they get t3 midgame units on turn1, not because they're the best melee faction. Just goes to show that Omens of Destruction is the worst dlc
>>543356742so who is supposed to be considered white these days?
>>543360296>ireland>whiteFuck off with this revisionist crap.
>>543359359>>543360130why are these liggers so gay?
>>543360532>these
>>543360296>Moortugal>White
>>543360296Can someone do a crude warhammer version of this map?
>>543360296Portugal, unironically.
>>543360532Posting lizards being cute isn't gay, but you ratfags will jerk off to anything and proudly tell us you did
I unironically think ToT has the best trailer out of all the lord packs in WH3.
>>543361057>gay ligger is obsessed with ratfagscolor me shocked
>>543361185>had to add lord pack to not get mogged by chorfsHashut is truly superior!
>>543361356No it was actually to not get mogged by immortal empires and cathay
>>543361185Which makes it c-tier because game2 always did them best
>>543360702My aunt lives in portugal. Literally all criminals from americas land here before making their way into europe and to germany specifically. It's a huge issue. Most of them don't speak (any known language) and just commit crime to survive instead, It's ridiculous. If you force the softest twinkle american tolerant leftist to live in a poor portugeese villiage, you'll get the hardest right wing racist by the end of the year.The actual white native population are the kindest and warmest people you will ever meet.
>>543357461what about giant snails?
>>543360296>Saudi arabia and korea gets to be white>All of north Africa gets to be white >America still isn't OH COME ON!
>>543357729>Medieval 3>has a fantasy modeMedieval 2 was already a fantasy game what you even on about?
>>543361185Agreed, it's by far the best, but it's below Immortal Empires and Chorfs, especially in texture fidelity. Not a single shot in either of these two trailers has textures as bad as those on Lokhir, and they're using WH1 models in them.
How do I get into Attila? How are the Hunnic factions compared to the rest of the factions? I dont know SHIT about the time period.
your lord wears a scawwy helmetuhoh im so scaredmy lord dosent wear armor and dosent need le accessories to be scarymy lord is better than your lord
Elspeth in RoC or IE?
>>543362427Her RoC campaign is like 40 turns long, if you want to use her units and shit you should go IE
>>543362427Both. I dislike RoC but her campaign is one of the better ones in RoC, actually enjoyed it. Finished her campaign in RoC once and lost count but about 10 in IE. Do RoC, and if you like her, go again in IE.
>>543362558>>543362665What about Malakai? I enjoyed the chorf RoC experience, but I also feel like the AI is gimped in that mode. Doesn't seem aggressive and never attacks my main army in the open, just sneaks around and tries to back-cap provinces
and nothing of value was lost!honestly they should just make it p2p to cut costs even more
>>543363489p2p, much like player-hosted servers, goes against the corporate interest of making everything 'safe' and 'accessible'.Why, little Timmy might see someone post a dirty word...
>>543362307>How do I get into AttilaSassanid is the easiest of them, then probably the Visigoth/Ostrogoth. If you want to try Roman, try the Eastern Roman because it's easier than Western Roman unless you're abandoning all other regions except Italy.>How are the Hunnic factions compared to the rest of the factions?Cavalry is king in Attila, so even if their cavalry is not as Heavy as other factions theirs will still wreck any heavy infantry, and their cavalry also has scare effect too. Their infantry is also pretty good, from the tanky Bosphoran Infantry to the great Uar Warriors, so if you want a more conventional army, it's pretty good. And between the 2 Huns, the White Huns are stronger roster wise because they have the most broken unit in the game, the Spet Xyon Archer.
>>543357461>Bretonnia should have armored longbowmen Not sure if you're joking or not.>and holy hand grenadiers.I'd actually something like that. They also need foot knights. I hope they have an additional buff for nearby foot squires to incentivise you to bring foot squires as well. Oh and a sergeant-at-arms hero to buff the peasants.
all hail horny rat
>>543364906I'll 'hail' the horny rat with some sharp rocks.
I think the Dark Elves suck and didn't deserve more DLC
>>543364973Do redditors really?
>>543364973they will never fix the ai afk blobbing which incidentally i do not remember happening in wh2prob need more jeet devs
>>543364973>eceleb reddit sheep>ever making a dentSeen the same shit many times. Does nothing but make themselves look worse.
>>543365150>i do not remember happening in wh2loooooooooooooooool that was the default behavior of every single dawi AI on the map.
>>543364973OMG. I had to puse the video for two minutes because I was laughing so hard LOL
>>543365593You need to be at least 18 years of age to post here.
there has never been a good reason to negatively review wh3it has always been good. stop being a whiner
>>543358202chivalrous
Why does plebbit immediately jump ship from any stand against CA as soon as CA does a minor fix of some things (while leaving gaping wounds open for years on others)?
>>543364973I’m not updating to positive over one hotfix
>>543364973MY review has been negative since Shadows of ShortchangeToD being good wasn't enough to change it, I was proven right by OOD and this year's fiasco.They really need to make a good sweep of positive changes and fixes in a row.
How do you use the battle ninjas in Shogun 2? They seem cool.
even without this drama, CA still deserves the negative review btw.
>>543366284Because they aren't actually taking a stand against CA, they're doing it because everyone else is doing it. If they actually cared they would have left their negative review long ago, or they would have moved on and played something else.
>>543366284They're too attached. You see the swing between sycophant and psychopath across many games. Path of Exile has been the top-tier example I'm aware of for over a decade.
>Crag Halls of FindolMore like Crag Halls of Findom
>>543366568the Ark community is pretty bad when it comes to this too
>>543366541>they would have moved on and played something else.That' the problem If someone REALLY wants to play this type of game Total War is - The map + battles. There isn't really competition besides other Total War games. The only similar things are those old empire TW rip offs, Mark of Chaos and King Arthur, which don't have a sandbox map you go from mission to mission.
>>543364696>Not sure if you're joking or not.whats wrong with that, squires could have longbows on table top
>>543366914I'm not talking about people who complain about the game despite still playing it, as I am one such person myself. The game isn't any less playable than it was since launch, and if they find it unplayable now they would have found it unplayable before by their same logic. But it's not really about that to them. They may or may not even be playing the game currently. They find solidarity in fighting back against the evil that is CA, and that is the motivating factor. Little do they know...
>>543366459Why?
>>543368817bugs and pathfinding issues, like how they still have not improved the siege pathfinding to this day, not even a complete siege rework.
>play Attila>runs like such shit I can't >play Rome 2>nevermind>play Pharaoh>mechanics are good but I just cant get immersed in the setting>play FotS>IT IS TIME TO RESTORE THE GLORY OF THE EMPORAHWhy is the monoculture game so fun?
Does anyone even like playing slaanesh?Literally marauder/warrior anvil and choose your flavor of hammer.That’s all they have.
>>543369975Slaanesh is kino, hammer and anvil is the best strategy in history and slaanesh does it the best.
Never thought I would die side by side with a Histoid...
>>543369975I love hammer + anvil. I like their lore, it's fitting, and not batshit crazy. Nig'kari is very fun and more-so I do take delight in how the avg player has zero fucking clue and patience to learn him and Slaanesh in general so they default to calling them shit/bad/unplayable etc. Loved it since day 1. Pre-total warhammer 3 I cared little for Slaanesh, but now they're my favourite Monogod to play, and I've read more about them in general (e.g. lore). I don't like their entire roster. For example I dislike the general idea of devoted marauders. I 'get' it, but seems unnecessary.
>>543368817Still waiting on delivery for>Todbringer>bugfixing>Red Duke>Neferata>bugfixing>an actual siege rework and not the shitheap tower spam they called a rework going into WH3>Geo Web rework>bugfixing>a proper statement that they've actually abandoned the game with how glacial content release is without even bugfixing to justify it>all the Schlords of Schlang Sang content to be in other DLCs since Pivot of Pivot Pivot pivoted them 6 minutes before DLC release into making a new one from scratch, so all of that content must be done>Vampirates and Vampcounts to get a dressing down >Skulltaker to come with an option to remove him from the game
>>543370278>be an irrational and unreasonable shitter>hmm CA still deserves the negative review btwGenuine retard.
>>543370278>Skulltaker to come with an option to remove him from the gameholy filtered
>>543370145What about side by side with a CA-hater?
>>543370520Aye... I could do that.
Nakai shits on your favourite LL 1v1
>>543370278I hope CA makes promises to deliver more stuff and then just doesnt deliver any of it, the selfish chuds like you that cant deal with a few game-breaking bugs need to learn their place
>>543370393>irrationalHis demands were pretty reasonable THOUGH
>>543370585>the selfish chuds like you that cant deal with a few game-breaking bugs need to learn their placeDamn, I thought CA community managers stopped posting here ages ago.You still salty about daddy SEGA pulling the plug on Hyenas?
>>543370585they already do this
>>543371042They should do it more often until the chuds leave
>>543371115shut up gracedont make me post the pasta
man this is a weird bugonce you can recruit heralds at lvl 20 they will ascend the next turn but then because they are immortal, you now get this unclickable herald 'hero' left over that can no longer be interacted with
Damn, is it too late to get the snow-monkeys updated to this aesthetic
>>543370262>monogod slaanesh doesn’t get the standard marauders and devoted marauders have no diffferenceShoulda been a redflag back when CoC launched that CA had no fucking clue what they were doing
>>543371349working as intended btw
>>543369157>>543370278None of these are real problems
>>543371525they will update the models in the norsca reworkTRUST. THE. GREAT. PLAN.
>>543371930
Is Hashuts Gunpowder Units balanced at all? The trains look fun, fucking love me a train. https://steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=3297606032
>>543372247>Is [mod that introduces new OC donut steel units] balanced at all?
>>543372247God damn I wish I had known that mod existed before doing my recent Chorf campaign, literally looks like its designed for meWell time for round 2 I guess
>>543372247Looks very cool I will say.Prob op as fuck. Missile chariots usually only have a handful of gunners. Thats a whole unit of blunderbusses in there
>>543372247Does this look balanced to you anon?
>>543358202>>543358764vow to claim snussy +40 against large
TCAL, the Skycutters better be at least on par with Gyrocopters and not the fucking Deck Droppers.
>>543372727doesn't look any less balanced than a landship desu
>>543372727Dorf arms race hell yeah
>>543372247surprisingly yes its fairly well balanced aside from one of the RoRs.
>>543372806Why would there be Skycutters in a Slaanesh-Norsca-Vampire DLC?>inb4 crying that Norscan blue is actually helves
>>543372806I imagine they’re essentially flying scourge runners.
>>543372727Its effect on target is less than a hellstorm rocket battery, it just has better survivability and it costs a ton more to recruit and in upkeep.
How do you play Chorfs, like how does their factory and outpost and the slave thing work out? Is there a quick cheatsheet on how to setup their economy correctly? I've never really touched them yet...and that Tank/Train/Gunpowder unit mod looks fun.
>OOOOH BY GRUNGNI I'M SETTLING SO MANY GRUDGES RIGHT NOW
Dwarfs (regular and chaos) should be able to deploy ICBMs and conquer the world without leaving their settlements
>>543373256kek does that fucking thing have two barrels
>>543373251You just build what you need as you conquer settlements, ideally make each settlement spec into something different for bonus stacking, and stick to a smaller area; there's no need to paint when your caravans take care of stuff. The only thing you need to do is sack settlements for slaves
>>543373507Looks like a lot more than 2 barrels.
>>543373256You may not like it, but this is what peak engineer's guild performance looks like.
>>543373507There's quite clearly 8 barrels
>>543373359You should be able to wage economic warfare and destroy enemy economies by strategically dumping hoards of gold on them
o*res never stood a chance. 7500 greenskins vs 2500 gnoblars and ogres
>>543374030>cheats
>>543373256Fuck that, lets hunt in the jungle on a different planet.
>>543373251Outposts make raw materials which are uses for making buildings and sellingFactories make armaments which are used for building your armies and sellingSlaves boost your production and can also be soldI usually do a 2:1 ratio of outposts to factories depending on the situation, with a tower in every major settlement. And I ignore the hellforge upgrades until the late game because I would rather have more good units over better good units.>>543373552Why would you NOT paint the map as chorfs? Turning the world into an industrial hellscape is best part about their playing as them. And they have better settlement defense than most races so it's not hard to hold onto.
>>543375269>And they have better settlement defense than most races so it's not hard to hold onto.Eh? I thought their outposts and their defensive buildings were rather weak.
>>543374607Already therehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoZRX8c8gGE
>>543375513Their defensive buildings are fine, the issue is that they aren't really worth a slot over all the economy buildings. But they get dreadquake batteries from towers as well as all the blanket buffs from the tower of zharr, and they can sustain cheap garrison armies of hobgoblins for your more questionable borders
>>543373251You get slaves from battles. Outposts turn them into Raw Materials which are used to upgrade main settlements (towers) and factories. Factories can also turn Raw Materials into Armaments, which are used for unit / unit capacity upgrades.In a nutshell: slaves turn into raw materials (used for infrastructure upgrades), raw materials can also be turned into armaments (army upgrades). Build roughly 2 Outposts for each Factory.
>>543367064>whats wrong with that, squires could have longbows on table topHow are squires with longbows different to normal peasant bowmen, aside from having more armour?
>>543377267They were basically just to peasant bowmen what hunters were to archers, you bought them for a bunch of extra special rules that governed how flexibly they entered and moved on the table
>>543367064Tabletop also has limit of 500 models for Large battle size, so I think Bretonnia should be limited to 500 models max per army. "muh tabletop" isnt valid argument, this is Total War
>food crisis>mass starvation>literal Jews turning my own men against meAll of Egypt wept this day.
I'm really happy for you Norsca fans, not only is CA giving you some spotlight but GW is new models as well.https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/jaa76ljd/bring-chaos-to-the-old-world-with-a-horde-of-rampaging-marauders/
>>543381372GW is releasing*
>>543381372>great weapons, or flails.What is the difference between 2h flails and great weapons on TT?
>>543381747Flails are cheaper, but only get the strength bonus and Armour Bane bonus when charging. Great weapons always get the Strength and Armour Bane but also have strikes last so they're slow if you don't charge.
>>543381902So if we were to translate them into TW, less AP than GW, but good charge bonus?
How do Empire players feel when they finally play Kislev and recruit Armoured Kossars?
>>543382203Bad because the game kislev aesthethic is absolute shit
>>543380908>chariotsI could never make those work well
>>543382132Technically the same AP, just one is only when charging. Its hard to translate well to Total War.
>>543350341>Bretonnia should have armored longbowmenSquire bowmen with light armor.
total chink annihilation
>>543382203Not much I suppose. Armored Kossar GWs have slightly more MD but less armor than greatswords while lacking anti-infantry bonus. Shielded Armored Kossars are essentially Greatswords without AP and slightly more defensive, but without AP and a shitty non-AP weapon. Considering your worst enemies are Chaos Warriors that are armored and shielded, with very little ranged presence, I'd take armored AP unit over shielded (waste) non-ap unit (waste) with non-ap pistols (waste).
>>543382725If one was determined enough, he could give Flails Sundered Armor imbuement (or +% AP buff) that activates for a short time when the unit is charging.
>>543382885Based shitspreader. Immediate thumbs-up to those who slay Chinkay.
>>543382443the chariots are for causing mass routs against my pikewall
>>543382885I wish Tam's friends were generals themselves instead of all loading into the one armyI usually try to spread them out and make themed armies but it seems like a missed opportunity
>>543373256I don't think the crank gun has had enough centuries of testing for the engineers guild approve mass production
>>543381372Is it good point value for cost though? Marauders are chaff units.
>>543381372>NORSEMEN RA-ROO§
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5_NvFTfAWcWho are you going to play first on December 4th?
>>543383790>he thinks its ever coming
>>543383790High Elves, then Norsca, then Slaanesh
>>543383790If slaanesh is still going to be glass cannons that successfully get their win condition (flanking) and then just die in the resulting melee then I will continue to never play themGarbage faction
>>543383790Aislinn into Dechala into maybe Sayl is most likely, but I will first have to listen about what they've reworked. I like all three races, but High Elves were my favourites in WH2 before everyone else got shinier toys and they were left feeling boring
Lore of Nurgle is 10/10.
>>543383790> December 4th
Hey, does anyone have any information on the Masque of Slaanesh? Just wondering if she is a spellcaster or if she has any unique gimmicks in battle?
>>543384853since they delayed it again for 2 months, it's probably still work in progress.
>>543385087Oh, yeah. No doubt that she is not yet finished for Warhammer 3.I was thinking if she had a page in a tabletop army book or something like that.
>>543381372These look much better than in TW.
>>543383790Dechala almost certainly>>543384853Herald of slaanesh (lore of slaanesh) with like a toggleable dance ability or 2
Not a single one of the Omens of Destruction Legendary Lords was a spellcaster.
>N’kariVassal master>MasqueArmies perform ‘dances’ for stacking buffs. Described as hyper aggresive>DechalaOriginally was to ‘dominate’ enemies, now reworked into ‘building pleasure palaces’ maybe?Thoughts on the 3 slaanesh LL’s?
>>543386247we wuz robbed
>>543386267No thoughts. I really like N'Kari and Slaanesh overall but I basically avoid all news, videos etc of upcoming DLC. I just hope they don't become overpowered and ezmode full of bloat like typical CA with TW3.
>>543386345Who iz this git?
>>543386267I will still only be playing Sigvald rather than the troon troupe
>>543383790I'm not buying this trash. So another Karl run for me.
>>543386652but trannies is demons is funny
>>543384853
THE RAIN OF THE OLD SHOGUN NATEHAS CLEARED, IT IS NOW A SUNNY D
>>543386651Some warboss Malekith abducted to load up with magic as part of his 70125th (it'll work this time) plan to slaughter all forces of order so that he can defeat Chaos
>>543386876I used to get so hyped hearing>"Tha rain of za old shogunate.... is OVAH"What a cool intro
>>543387186Malekith only attacked Ulthuan three times in the lore. The second time he did it dark elves controlled 1/3 of the doughnut for 1200 years.
fucking hell first time ever seeing azhag get big like this. sad. was hoping to fight humans that aren't chinks for once
>>543386652>i wont play troonies!>But i will play the twink pretty femboy who eats BTC and drinks piss!Sure showed me
>>543387552he eats bitcoins?
>>543383790Lokhir and skullfuck the asur faggot
>>543383790I still don't even know what units are being added, but Im not interested in playing evil aligned factions so probably noneDidnt get OoD either
>>543387687You are supposed to play the asur and defeat the evil druchii not join them.
>>543387637BIG THROGG COCK
>>543388596WELL FROM MY POINT OF VIEW, ITS THE PEOPLE THAT I KEEP KILLING BECAUSE IM AN OATHBREAKING LITTLE BITCH WHO ARE EVIL
>>543389078Why are you short?
>>543389218So I'm just the right height to comfortably kiss my wife
>>543382885mixed armies were a mistake but somehow killed the masses of peasants
Dawi are the perfect height to get trampled by elves.
Slaanesh doesn't need a rework besides tech tree, what they and many other races need is a VASSAL REWORK.
>>543389690Enjoy the horned helmet, bitch.
>>543389909Small horns for a small dawi.
>>543386794Thank you. It looks like she might have extra physical resistance or ward save and that she can passively buff her nearby allies or nerf nearby enemies with her dances.Can't pretend to interpret her stats but I am assuming that she will be a decent 1v1 combatant.
>>543390068After the last round of nerfes CA said daemons can only have phys reistance and no ward saves.
>>543357461And a rabbit SEM with broken stats, for teh lulz
>>543389994Your dainty feet wouldn't be able to handle more, elgi.
Haha, wushra chaosh fa- UUUUUUUUUUUGHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA BLLEEEEEEEEEUUUURRGHHHHH
>>543391126mod?
>>543389690
>>543391381Uh they just look like that
>>543391126>wushra chaoshJust realized that Fimir and Beastmemes speak the same language in game. One struggle.
>>543391381that's the beastmen's spawn
Chaos Dwarf Warriors are stronger than Dwarf Warriors.Is this proof that Chaos > Order?
>>543389609and now it's time to go collect ulrika and the golden knight!shame zhao ming got gotrek and felix and i'm at war with cathay
>>543391453pretty sure that's the unified language for the chaos forces.
>>543391453>speak the same languageretarded chaos mutant-ese?jobbers of chaos-ese?
>>543391781>Faithful to Motherland
>>543391453One struggle, many rapes...
>>543391945he killed archaon on like turn 10 which cucked me out of stealing a bunch of the chaos LHs, I suppose that's faithful enough
>>543391894No beastmen have their own written language that predates all but the elven and dawi ones. The language chaos worshippers speak is Kurgan.
>>543391395>you look like a slow little ??? from above>and?huh?
>>543383790No one because it will be delayed.
The first thing I will do on December 4th is battle test all of the new Legendary Lords against Karl Franz.
>>543383953lol shitter
>>543393758why do you want to humiliate him so?
>>543393758I think Sayl and maybe Masque will lose, assuming Karl is allowed his hammer for magic attacks
LL for this feel?https://youtu.be/_Wgq57b8ul8?si=dc1fBMunicWvCl3B
>>543394150I think that Karl actually has magical attack built in to his kit. He really can hit hard and often but his melee defence and health leave something to be desired.Karl Franz really isn't as weak as some people make him out to be.
>>543394254https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVkmC1CrpQM
>>543394671>Pure fiction
>>543389609>Blue bird>Named fisherkingPeak kino
>>543394671That's not Settra in that artwork.
>>543394493[Empire unit] really isn't as weak as [Empire players] make him out to be.You don't say...
>>543394254>Any idea what Gromm will do now that old Baenlin is dead?
>>543383278Some mods have given their unique Heroes ability to turn them into Lords (and back ofc), that could've been a cool way to implement them.
>>543394821You're not Settra in that post.
>>543394846Every Druchi unit is as week as Druchads say, we need some serious buffsDruchads that I'm speaking up for and not one of really need a bone, maybe a whole DLC, and a rework, and and better Black Arks
>>543395057>weekesl-kun...
Anybody here know any good Warhammer fantasy fanfiction?
>>543395228And yet you have no refutation that Druchii are in a seriously bad state and have been for years now after their economy was gutted for no reason to make red midgets look good
Tides of Torment Legendary Lords that will likely have greater than 120 Melee Attack + Melee Defence:Aislinn DechalaMasque
>>543395273Unironically you might find some decent short romance stuff on archive of our ownWhy not just read the BL stuff from the tg thread tho?
>>543395273Kiaphas Khain, Hero of Nehekhara
>>543381372Those those were AoS minis, they're really nice. Wonder if I can harass anyone near me to pick up Fantasy...?
>>543395273>>>/Age Of Sigmar/
>>543395417Will they be OU, UU, or RU?
I just hope any Dookie buffs (if they ever happen) aren't over the top. My main gripe is the technology tree. Not how slow it seems to be, how even the imbalance of it (some nodes are very weak), but just where they are. The ones you are forced to take to progress should be global/universal, basic buffs (e.g. slaves, control, income etc), whereas all of the niche/specific things (for individual units) should be the optional techs.
Sayl probably won't be a very good duellist but apparently he is armoured so maybe he can blob up some enemy infantry and cast spells upon them.
>>543395559Straight to Ubers
>>543395559Unfortunately, I don't know what any of those abbreviations mean.
well this shaves like 40 turns off this campaign
40k is getting closer, what's your defense?
>>543387503Based Azhag schizo strats.
>>543396063Exploiting is when the devs are retarded
Warhammer 3 DLC/FLC lords with greater than 120 Melee Attack + Melee Defence:Be'lakorAzazelSkulltakerArbaal
I don't understand how this shit games makes my GPU scream like a fighter yet, it doesn't even look good
>>543396063>higher strength ranking and 40 settlements along with a fat gift of 65ksteal snagla if you can since he's a free upkeep herobased
>>543396462When I play it in winter I don't bother with heating
>>543396462Funny thing is, some settings dont make any visual difference at all, according to some yt videos I sawI had to lock the framerate to a lower level, I was afraid my pc would explode
>>543396137Anon...
>>543396137The webway
What will 40k deniers do when it gets announced this December?
>>543396302now how does this compare to wh1 and wh2 flc lords
>>543397051theyll transition like the true believers or leave
>>543397051Laugh even harder because YOU WILL GET NOTHING.
There is a history and a fantasy being announcedWithout betting Medieval 3 and 40k, what would you bet?
>>543397051We already know its Star Wars though.
>>543397316Id bet your foreskin one of them will be something i dont want
>>543397051Move on to harping on it for being a WH1-tier slipshod product
>>543397363that's battlefront
>>543397363StarCHADS can't help but win
>>543397082Warhammer 3 lords in general are more powerful than Warhammer 1 + 2 lords.ImrikAlith AnarCrone HellebronAre DLC/FLC lords that have more than 120 MA + MD.
>>543397441Not on dec 4.
>>543397363Oh yeah, I'm thinking it's Kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlFeBxSBZUo
When will Cathay get buffs?
>>543391126Pure nightmare if you take him out anywhere nice for dinner. No manners whatsoever. Gets food all over the linen. Eats the silverware.
>>543397316shogun 3 and AoS
>>543397316LOTR is the only fantasy I could see them doing.History is going to be some shit that nobody wants like last 4 games.
>>543397316no way its med3, it would a way too good of a move for CA to make
>>543397595Yin-yin dlc will save Cathay.
See these Chorfs, are you just supposed to roll with Hobgobbos mostly for a while till you get your shit up and running?
>>543397769Yeah you just phase them out over timeThe wolf spears are underrated though
>>543397769Yes but you should invest in getting at least 4 blunderbusses and soeme warriors before turn 25.
>>543397769Yeah, they are basically Swordsmen but with lower leadership, ie pretty good chaff compared to what chaff usually is (zombies, skavenslaves, goblins)
No one here plays the game
>>543397769yes also segregate and do not mix and matchhobgobbo shit stacks flooding are actually the ideal way to play due to lack of supply lines but that's no fun
What tier will Ship Company be?
>>543397363>Sw tw 1: original trilogySells like hotcakes>Sw tw 2: clone warsYou think they were giving it away for free>Sw tw 3: nu trilogyLess than 20,000 copies soldIts still crazy how swiftly and effectively they killed that media juggernaut
>>543398535>Water elementals are birds and horsesWhats next? A pack of flying moles? Perhaps a ground elemental (fish)?
>>543397769Oh side advice do not bother with labourers at all ever, just get hobgoblin building in your first outpost/settlement
Bretonnia deserves a fucking rework and DLC fuck CA are fucking hacks
>>543398531>That second stackNext time you post gore, please put it in spoilers
>>543398808Based and Ladypilled post
>>543398808Based. Slaneesh is a better cav faction right now its sad
Bretonnia is supposec to suck. :)
>>543399292They literally haven't been touched since wh1
>>543399382Well clearly CA agrees
>>543397316Empire 2 (my second most wished for after Med3).And uuuuuuuh I don't fucking know, Faerun Total War?
Fr*nch (fantasy) deserve nothing
>>543399717They have alot left in the army book they could add and the fucking peasant system was retarded 10 years ago too
was norsca stealth buffed or something? wintertooth has consistently made pretty big empires in my last two campaigns.
>>543399102>Slaanesh is a better cavalry faction.>Khorne is a better cavalry faction.>Nurgle is a better cavalry faction.>Empire is a better cavalry faction.>Kislev is a better cavalry faction.>Dark Elves might be a better cavalry faction.>And unlike all of those factions just having other different angles from which to focus a stack if the cavalry isn't working out, or just using their superior cavalry as a complement, Bretonnia has no other options, because the alternative is fucking stupid ass peasants and the only unit that breaks the cavalry mold slightly are the hyppogryphs.
>>543399826>They have alot left in the army booklike what
>>543391672Greatswords are stronger than Chosen
>>543399826>They have alot left in the army book they could addLike what anon?>and the fucking peasant system was retarded 10 years ago tooPeasant system? What's that?
>>543400431Yes
>>543400057>Dark Elves might be a better cavalry faction.Now you're just desperate for attention.
>>543398671Malus was right. Hating something lets you kill it, and Disney truly hated Star Wars.
>>543381372What the hell these look great, and they're fully clothed
I like it when my cavalry can cast Doombolt.
>>543401159It's natural that Fantasy gets to have better models than AoSlop.
i will kill all of your lords
>>543400623I want to see that elf panting and moaning under Greatsword-chan...
>Dark Elf units that are okDarkshards. Shades. >Dark Elf units that need buffsThe rest.
>>543397316Total War Discovery and Total War Westeros
>>543401234thinking i might mod doomfire warlocks to have a better stat line
>>543402142Your degenerate futa fantasies are truly the nurgles rot of this general, anon.
>>543401159Yeah berserkers should have been the only ones so exposed
>>543395273That one Warcraft crossover that had entire codex chapters written for the Warcraft factions as to their units and spellcasting, how they would be balanced for tabletop before writing the actual fanfiction's conflict based on that
>>543402327thats why I use this https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3489661843
Dumb chink
40k will last longer than Fantasy because they have planned support for at least 2 editions (11th and 12th)
>>543397895>>543398047>>543398197>>543398531Thanks for the answers, for the Chorfs, should you be ransacking any Cathay caravan that tries to come through you lands?
>>543402147Imagine spamming afk ranged instead of using things like hydras, cold one knights, chariots that can hurt at ranged as well as on the charge, screaming crack whores, snake cannons, and shades (horse)
Darkshards have never let us down.
>>543403725i feel like attacking caravans just isn't worth it at all.
>>543404014They all suck compared to darkshards and shades
>>543404574MPCHADS know otherwise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEd7Y2YLgTg
>>543405037these are getting replaced by sea monsters soon
>>543405121I'm glad the asur are finally getting their formal welcome to the SEMen guzzlers
>>543403725if it's the minor factions surethe major ones if you are willing to go to war with themthey used to be worth bigly money but then the tcal nerfed it
>>543402618link?
Today I will try https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaRo1hTw3BA
>>543405037is that the proper way to hold spears? i thought you held them more uhh like a shotgun instead of like a rifle (pls excuse the food analogy)
Is there a mod that makes the combat in WH3 slower and grindier
>>543405583forums.spacebattles.com/threads/chronicles-of-convergence-warcraft-warhammer.685657/page-2#post-53352808The FF.net version is the most updated, no idea why since it's definitely the worst option between it, Ao3 and spacebattles
>>543391781shame belakor doesn't have any LHs on himSAD!
>>543402315Nigga, it doesn't have to be futa. She could be finger fucking her or using the hilt of her greatsword for all I care.
>>543406003There's all sorts of viable ways to hold weapons
It's up.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMYir205ivs
>>543380908>blacks survive>at the cost of your whiteys(gayreek)Grim
>>543372247Looking at this guy's mods and the ones he links to we already have a pseudo TW:40K with cheats kek
>>543381372TOW=/=WHFBWHFB doesn't have women knights
>>543406787spearwall is a specific situation, i'm asking about that. i figured piking from above would be more of a duel kind of situation
>>543381372If I wasn't a poorfag would unironically get a Bret and WoC army
>>543406389turns out vassalizing belakor gets his norscan vassal automatically tootoo bad i was hoping for vassal of a vassal sort of mechanic
>>543407692>henri le massif in his best friend shirt.jpg
>>543407908get a 3d printer and make them yourself?
>>543408081Never really looked into that much, is there stuff other than resin that isn't as toxic? Don't have a lot of space, ik resin fumes need good air flow to clear
>>543386267>N'kariBuff big demons and Keeper of Secrets units.Stronger Slaanesh Seduction mechanic.Mechanic about hunting the "heirs of Aenarion" (some random elves + Tyrion/Teclis/Alarielle/Malekith)>MasqueBuff Daemonettes unitsMechanic about collecting various race themed dances for buffsMechanic about teleporting the Masque where "festivities" take place anywhere on the map>DechalaBuff cavalry and chariots unitsMechanic about her enslaving potion.Mechanic about rzaching demonhood.
>>543408303i can ask a coworker, but that will take a week.
>>543407990Repanse is a army leader. Now generic bretonnian knights are 50% women in lore.
>>543397651I guess the 3 demons in top represents the chaos gods, so why is there only 3 of them ?
>>543408303You can use filament printer, but it's quality is far worse for this sort of stuff
>>543408817>But Slaanesh's sheer greed would lead him to try and devour the aelven Ascended gods who had established themselves in the secret sub-realm of Uhl-Gysh located between the realms of Hysh and Ulgu, between light and shadow. In truth, the creation of this sub-realm by the aelven deities Teclis, Tyrion, Malerion, and Morathi was a gambit to trap Chaos God by binding the Dark Prince's corpus in vast chains forged of magic. The aelven deities then reclaimed the aelven souls Slaanesh had once consumed from his essence, causing him indescriable pain with each extraction. Yet even this outcome had been dictated by one of the other Chaos Gods, seeking to reclaim supremacy in the Great Game. It was Tzeentch, through his manipulation of Khorne, Tyrion and Malerion, who had ensured that the newly Ascended aelf gods would capture the Dark Prince.
>>543399292*suck the Lady juice from it tight elvish source.
>>543407990Can you show me a model or rule for pantsu from WHFBShe was also extremely notable for being a woman knigga, much like Joan where it was basically a novelty (because she's literally just Joan but could actually fight (maybe))
>>543408654>Now generic bretonnian knights are 50% women in lore.wtf
>>543408412Needs more teleport gimmicks to fit CA’s tastes
Man I want to play Orion but the upkeep cheese is so lame
>>543408817probably older art back from when they tried to get rid off Slaanesh in both AoS and 40k
>>543409148Hey chud, female's were always knights OK?!?!?
>>543408654>bretonnian knights are 50% women>damsels aren't 50% menwow, GW looking kinda chuddy
>>543409148It's ZE LADY not ZE MAN CHUD!
>>543409470
>>543408817From the time when they (GW) unironically tried to retcon Slaanesh.
>>543409596ToW is gay, TWW is also gayTrue WHFB fans are histkings
>>543409470>old world is a prequel>world gets shittier and shittier under the equal rights factions' leadership>try to return to chud roots in lieu of the apocalypse but it's too latekino...
>>543409249>aelf>orrukGW is fucking god awful now
>>543409932More like CHUDS like Archaon who only recruited men into his armies are the reason why the world of Fantasy was destroyed.
>>543410070>picbased
All vampires except Mannlet will have majority AP damage on foot/all mounts after the big VC update.
Attilachads...we won!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwlJZCAg9Hs
>>543371525That's pretty good
>>543410213Way back when in the days when they weren't pure evil and the hobby meant something more than selling shit to whales and faggy tournaments with 'meta'
>>543410557is this historical Valrak?
>>543409163Yes, it could just work like the Arbaal mechanic.Every turn the panel offers you various targets (depending on the AI factions having used Rites / Event / Province-Commandments etc etc ... attracting you) to teleport the Masque.
I've just bought WH 3 after pirating and playing a bit of WH 2, started a immortals empire campaign as Imrik the high elves dragon rider guy I took the 2 settlements next to the spawn location as the game tells you to do and finished off that faction in the first couple of turnsthen on turn 10 or so the chaos dwarf faction to the north of me (right next to me) declares war on me, now this isn't that big of a deal because I can handle one war front, but the issue is that their land applies a lot if attrition to me cause of corruptionthats still fine, I just sit in my province and ambush stance and wait for them to come in to fight, 5 or so turns pass and things are wellthen the fucking rat faction to my west declares war on me???? is this normal? I'm literally still in the first 20 turnsI'm playing on NORMAL DIFFICULTY, what the fuck do I do?
>>543381372I guess GW actually can make good models in current day, nice
>>543410837Attack constantly for the first 10 turns, which then breaks and trivialises the entire rest of the gameI think if you were already at war with the ratniggers the dwiggers would have been less likely to declare but 0 guaranteeBut anyway, attack attack attack and you'll see how braindead and easy the AI isAlso encamp stance?
>>543410885They make good models because they're priced as 'collectables'.
>>543394254https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1wYVdL8FsQ
>>543381372>norsca never had their own army>get their own faction>meanwhile Dogs of War never everDamn...
>>543407510my intent was to send the nubians in as meat shields to swap out pikemen mid fight like I did with the arabs, but the fight ended before it got to that pointlost it the first try and found out that sending waves at a single chokepoint worked better than trying to hold multipleThe greeks got hundreds of kills each at least, they shall be remembered. until I replace them with thorax pikemen
>>543381372Do tablesloppers actually get these or do they just stick to their AoS?
>>543411614>sending waves of men to dieBased fellow student of Zapp Brannigan's big book of war
>>543411175attack who?the chaos dwarfs? I cant because of attrition, I can use the immunity to all attrition rite that lasts 10 turns but I doubt I can finish off the chaos dwarfs faction and take all of their settlements in 10 turns, even if i do, the rat fucks invade methe rats? I can but then my province is open to attacks from the chaos dwarfsI don't mind attacking but I constantly have to babysit my province because I got two wars right next to me to the north and west, if i attack one, the other sends armies to my citiesI don't have enough money for another army, I literally have 3 settlements
>>543410837Play dark elves instead
>>543412130I'm playing this guy because a dragon focused lord seemed cool
>>543411782in my anecdotal experience the only people who brought old world armies to the tabletop club I perused for a time was a vampire counts guy and a wood elf guyeveryone else was 40k or AoS
my ogre vassals may have finally recruited good units from the camps but they also shat the bed by like a lot
Why do Age of Trannymar faggots insist on posting their shit here?
>>543411919I've never played the dragon fucker but if I were you here's my plan, and always be recruiting archers till you've a 20 stack>take starter province>immediately attack rat niggers>upon their genocide immediately attack dwarves>if dwarves declare just keep killing the rats, then go back and kill the dwarves>attack>attack>attackEncamp stance stops attrition, just make multi lines of archers, use your lord/heroes to bait shit, your dragon to to mop shit up and breath attack tough stuff and your cavalry to destroy any of his threatening units, but really spamming bows is all you need
>>543410837That's one of the hardest campaigns
Did you guys hear the new leaks?>40k is proving to be too challenging>some in upper management have suggested pivoting to Age of Sigmar as it fits the engine's limitations betterWhat are your thoughts?
>>543413013>I've never played the dragon fucker>but really spamming bows is all you needIt shows
>>543413379What about making an ogre focused Cathay DLC for a quick cash infusion?
>>543413379My thoughts is that AoS will never see another game made for it ever again.
>>543413415You have Imrik and a dragon to start with, why would you recruit anything else?Ranged is OP, especially in auto and you're facing a bunch of clan rats or labourers early game, which is absolute bottom tier trashSpamming ranged works with almost anyone who can do so
>>543410837Dragon princes will hard carry you for the most of early to mid game, make that landmark and make more of them. Then kill Drazh asap before he gets better shit than his starting units and laborers chaff. Rats are also chaff, dragon princes will rape them.
>>543413665Just go play it on L/VH
>>543414052But he's playing on normal, also on higher difficulties ranged becomes even better because your units are objectively worse against their exact counterparts
>>543414245battle difficulty hasn't changed stat modifiers in at least a year
>>543413576CA can barely make this DLC.But yes, something like that or a Nippon DLC would have made WAAAAY more money then a some creepy transsnake and a highelf reskin.>>543413647That should be how it is, but you underestimate how dumb CA can be.
>>543414416Yeah that's the stat modifier but you are putting that up of you play L/VH aren't you?Regardless spamming archers (who are overvalued in auto) is still the best option, especially as high Elves.I'm not saying it's all he should do all game, but it's 100% what he should do early game
>>543414245>But he's playing on normalYou aren't new to the game like he is though
>>543414762>Yeah that's the stat modifier but you are putting that up of you play L/VH aren't you?No?
Do you think that Chaos Warriors workout?
>>543350341None of these factions interest meTotal War is dead
>>543415490This DLC will be the concord of Total War Warhammer.
>>543413576>>543414452But Shang Yang was 35 seconds from being finished when Legend stormed the offices and held CA at gunpoint to work on a different DLC, so the Cathay DLC is already done
>>543415682can't believe we get two concords
>>543411782AoS, I used to talk to my store owner enough to know that the front of that, and pretty much every store is AoS and killteam right now for not 40k stuff; I see maybe 1 to 5 boxes of fantasy tops at any store, even a GW one up in CT.
>>543415867I don't know why they didn't just due a partial destruction of the fantasy world instead of fully destroying it. Maybe like half of it is destroyed and it is all changed, but it is still built on the previous history of the setting.Then you can call it Age of Sigmar and introduce all the new factions, monsters, and models without it feeling shitty. It would also make for a better game and culture feature.Man GW really fucked up there. The only reason Age of Shitmar models even sell is because they are incredible and the game is simple and fun compared to fantasy.
>>543416125They had to get rid of the old in order to invent and copyright new retarded names (why would anyone copy stupid shit like orruks or ogors is a mystery).
Don't care about AoS because there is no Malekith in it. Same for TOW.
>>543416493They could have still done that if they were creative.Just lazy. Even though AoS is profitable, it cost them a lot of money as the cultural influence is ZERO.
>>543416862Fantasy had even less cultural relevance in 2015 when it died.
>>543414452>The chinklover is an elf haterWho could've seen this coming?
Ulthuan is overwhelmingly elvish, and that's not a good thing.
>>543418064The high elves need to open their borders and hearts and let in immigrants if they want Ulthuan to have a future.
>>543418821Dark elves are thriving because of their multicultural society. When you walk down their streets you see people from all over the world, all being treated the same.
>>543418821The Ulthuan in the game just recently pushed out a 800 year old dark elf occupation force from the outer ring of the doughnut. And Anlec is still on the map too so it means it was really recent. 8th edition WHFB had the fourth Anlec being destroyed like 50 years before the edition takes place. Shame there is no special building tree for Anlec when it's in dark elf hands.
>>543419585>all being treated the same.Heh.
>>543418064Diversity is strength.The elves are a shrinking population.Without Skaven and Orcs, the Ulthuan economy will collapse.The standard of living will remain the same for the Elves (and might even improve as more jobs and space open) but Tzeentch's profits will take a massive dump.Therefore, the tzeentch cultists dropping off loads of beastmen, orcs, and skaven should be celebrated as heroes.
huh didn't see these buff and heal unit buttons before
>>543419873>The elves are a shrinking population.Only the Asur. Druchii are growing so fast there is no place for young elves in the cities thus the huge number of corsairs and black arks being raised in Naggaorth. If the setting didn't explode Asrai and Druchii were on the way to a elven renaissance.
>>543418064agreed, slaanybro
>>543420150the asrai worship being covered in shit and thistles though
>>543420150>AsraiAbsolutely unacceptable. A nationalist, isolationist faction has no place in the globalized world that Tzeentch wishes to create.We will continue to fund the Beastmen with local mutations to help these brave refugees take back their land from these isolationist barbarians.
>>543420612>asrai worship being covered in shit and thistles thoughThey do not. They may look similar to a untrained eye, but they don't practice beastmen customs.
>>543420808laurelorn maybe, but athel loren is 100% the same as the poobringers from the drakwald just with pointier ears
>athel loren is 100% the same as the poobringers from the drakwald just with pointier earsSqvire you did teach your fay maiden basic hygiene?
Best chaos dwarf voice lines?
>>543413379>some in upper management have suggested pivoting to Age of Sigmar as it fits the engine's limitations betterG8 b8 m8 r8 it 8/8
Are my buildings supposed to get damaged when seiged by chaos manlets? This doesn't seem right
>>543418064#Diversity for Ulthuan!not the Karaz Ankor
>>543424562dawi force ulthuan and empire to open their borders to skaven and greenskinsdawi-zharr commit atrocities that drive skaven and greenskins towards the empire and skavennow i understand...
>>543424562Dawi already gave away 90% of their kingdom to Ork, Goblin and Skaven refugees.
Look at all this empty space, the elves aren't even using it.
>>543424403It's been a while since I've played them but I think that's a special ability from a skill tree, landmark or their tower mechanic.
>>543425264>>543425320I'm starting to think you guys are going off-canon somewhat...
Reminder that Ulthuan's wealth comes from the exploitation of its ancient colonies around the world.Everyone from a dark blue area on the map (see pic) has a moral right to settle in Ulthuan.
>>543425795Why isn't there a Warhammer Australia?
>throgg is leading his own d-day landings on lustria against skrolkgenuinely the best vassal behaviour i have seen in a campaign ever
>>543426010Destroyed by the old ones.
>>543425795this map just looks like earth
>>543425379They're all dying.
>>543426171Meds
>>543426378I can't hear the helpful voices when I take them though
Look at this dull city, imagine the exotic food, culture and innovative architecture orc and skaven immigrants will bring.
>>543416493I love the names, they are so stupid. Its like totally original donut steel fanfic made by 8-year old after playing Warhammer>Orruks>Ogors>Aelves>(Fyre)slayers
wah
>>543425585So I'm just supposed to rebuild every single time they so much as touch my walls? What ass
>>543427306Here's a bright idea: maybe don't get your cities besieged by chaos stunties. Honestly, this should be the norm for all factions. Being besieged is hell for a city's economy and infrastructure.
>>543427574Sieges should be multi-turn affairs so that relief forces can arrive
>>543427783everything should take more turns and movement range greatly reduced
>>543427783but only when im being sieged... if im sieging i should be able to take it in one turn
>>543427916Maybe CA could also send us boiling coals to eat while they're at.
It's so ass we never got a Tyrion vs Archeon fight
>>543425379
>>543426010What do you think happens in Tor Elithis?
>>543426171Damn anon you are one perceptive guy
while a brutal war is being waged against zhao ming, we have now swayed his older sister on to our side!
>slanesh has no sexy units-
>>543428282Jumping from settlement to settlement without any distance in between is absolute AIDs shit, they had to get rid of minor settlements because of how badly the campaign map is paced
>>543429729
>>543429729>knees bending the opposite waybonerkill, just makes me think on what life doth
>>543429532lmao so i could just vassalize zhao ming too and he's holding on to gotrek, felix and saytangshould i just save like 18 turns at least
>>543430097Trading Settlements is cheating
>>543430191You are governed only by spite and stupidity.
>playing medieval 2 crusades campaign for the first time>pick turks because i haven't tried muslims yet>turn 6 Antioch dead>turn 12 Byzantine Empire dead>nothing left to do on the map besides bully jerusalem and betray saladini understand why they stopped doing these mini-campaigns. you conquer 2 factions and that's pretty much the entire mapalso having a button that makes your armies free upkeep with bonus campaign movement range in a game where you don't lose movement points after taking a settlement is pretty good. no wonder med2 is considered a baby game.
>>543430052two cloacas
>>543427306Many buildings retain their full function when damaged. Damage also repairs on its own over time.
>>543429729WH3 Slaanesh units look so fucking stupid, especially with those dumb latex thigh-highs on every goddamn unit. They lack the creepy weird lanky looks Slaanesh has.
What do they eat?
>>543429851this is why I'm an old world campaign only player
>>543430784chaos
>>543430784daniel donuts
>>543430569
>>543426171
>>543431817wait a second, that map......
>>543430720They can't make Slaanesh look the way they need to because it's a kid's game that needs to sell minis.
>>543430784Southerners tears.
>>543430097ok exiled zhao to the coast before i did it
>>543431817I think I am starting to see some similarities...
>>543432013Would (You) buy lewd minis to battle with your bros lewd minis?
>>543431817man the tw map really fucked niggaroth over
>>543434813only if he doesn't mind spreading hot glue around
>>543435040it and lustria SUCK honestly i want the vortex map back
>>543435621it was really nice
144 turns to wipe out goldtooth and like an hour of fighting 6 quest battles for the chieftains in one go.I enjoyed the mechanics of it somewhat and the gameplay but the map fucking sucks because of cathay. Tam is like 6/10. maybe its a me problem though. the nuln requirement is fucking retarded. would've been like 200+ turns if I hadn't been able to vassalize azhag the way I did
How the fuck is everything around Cathay unpleasant climate? Seriously, Mountains are unpleasant climate? For fucking chinks? The entire left side of the map is fucking mountains. THEY HAVE MOUNTAINS IN THEIR BACKYARD
>>543435621TW2 Naggaroth was a comfy map with the largest number of battle maps and biomes for any region in the game. You had eveything from snow fields through autumn forest to a red desert and then some.
where the fuck is my sister of avelorn gf??
>>543437606Sisters of Avelorn all have husbands. A elven woman without husband can't even be in the same room as the Everqueen.
>>543437396just remove climate with a mod and play the game as you like
>>543437396Climate is there to make the game less fun.From your reaction it's clearly doing its job well there.
>>543437971And those husbands?They're all me.
>>543439951How do you feel knowing they left you for a tree?
>High ElvesYou should marry a cute Dreadlord girl.
>>543413647I can can see it getting a cheaply made f2p mobile game
You should actually marry a cute Witch Elf girl.
>>543440668Which elf?
>>543437974Cant believe people use cheats
>>543440668Witch elves aren't cute. Only sorceress.
Why can't witch elves use magic?
wow bruckner actually killed malus first hp bar before jobbing
>>543442125Because you have to study it and witch elves only like killing things.
>>543442532Malus is a shadow of what he once was. He isn't even in the top 40 of melee lords.
>>543442532Malus only has a 20% physical save now. There are generic lords that have 40% wards saves on level 1. He's nothing.
Just a reminder that if you don't find Daemonettes sexy, it's because you secretly don't like women's bodies as saw them as troons (your secret fantasy).
>>543443613The daemonettes are their battle forms so to speak. Still, I find them cute and want to marry one. I know I can fix her.
>>543444064>I can fix herUnfortunately, she's thinking the same about you
>>543444706>unfortunatelyMaybe I want her to ruin me. I mean whatever twisted thing she can pull off I'll probably beg for more by the end of it.
>>543444972>abandoning the established goal of fixing her alreadylow test
>>543357461>Bretonnia should have armored longbowmenonly commoners use not honorable ranged weapons, vile serfs like you are why true Knights always win against such rabble >holy hand grenadiers.black powder is heresy and against commandants of the Lady, back to your Lady less Empire you dog
Why the fuck do some Wizard heros have fucking Melee / weapon strength traits?
>>543445395>b-but gunpowder on water is okay haha, please don't bully us out of trade routes...
I haven't touched Realms of Chaos since release, do any of the DLC factions/lords have any interesting campaigns like in TWW2 or is it all just riftslop?
>>543445479so they can hit stuff more gooder, duh
>>543440668sounds like a witch elf looking for a sucker to sacrifice
>>543445590CA stopped doing RoC campaigns after ecelebs cried they don't like them.
>>543445590chaos dwarfs do, idk about tamurkhan though.
>>543445395
>>543362307>How do I get into Attila?Play one of the Germanic Kingdoms or the Sassanids to start out with, it gives you more of the standard TW experience of starting relatively small and building an empire up. Try a migrator playthrough to get a feel for Horde Gameplay (or try starting a migration as a barbarian kingdom if you want.) Only play the Roman Empires or Hunnic hordes once you have a good handle on how to play the game.Basic gist of the battles is that flanking is king. In general this means cavalry is the meta, but for lack of that you can also use some of the more killy infantry that certain factions have to so the same thing but slower.Also Horse archers are pure cancer to fight against, invest in missile infantry or artillery to outrange them and fuck them up whenever they dare to venture anywhere near your army.Basic summary of the factions:>Huns/AlansCav & ranged cav spam. In campaign you are an eternal horde like pre-rework WoC or Beastmen. Rape, Pillage, and Burn. >Germanic barbsYour early-game infantry sucks but it'll get better as the game goes on. Pretty well-rounded altogether. Campaign gameplay is relatively generous, you don't have to worry about recruitment as much because most of your basic buildings will unlock most recruitment options for you. Sanitation can be a bit of an issue late-game though.>Nordic barbsGermanics but with better infantry and shittier cav>Celtic BarbsGermanics but with better ranged and more mediocre infantry>Slavsdunno I have literally never dealt with them>SassanidsYou get wacky shit like elephants and camel cav, not too knowledgeable on their roster honestly. I do know their campaign is pretty cozy for a large empire start. You have a nice vassal network and excellent sanitation options. You will hav the White Huns to fuck your shit up though.(1/2)
>>543445479Some schools of magic require you to be able to fight in close quarters.
>>543446517Outdated lore.
>>543446767>SlavsI'm pretty sure CA never fix their OP poison archer to this day, but in my Huns campaign I don't have any problem fighting them.
>>543362307>>543446767(2/2)>Roman EmpiresYou begin utterly bogged. Like imagine the worst late-game save somebody could send to Legend to salvage. That's you.Your units are pretty good from the start. Not always very killy but they will hold the line for hours. Excellent anvils to your cavalry/mercs/auxilliaries' hammer. Problem is, you armies and empire are so overstretched, that 6/7 battles you fight for most of the early game will be settlement defense with ONLY a 4-unit garrison against an entire stack of Barbarians. You can still win most of these if you git gud and remember your fundamentals, though.In campaign, your buildings are pretty good for economics, public order, and sanitation. However, unlike the Germans, the vast majority of your units must be recruited from a specific military recruitment chain of buildings, which branches off for different unit types. So you have to actually think about your province setups and decide where you want to have your units rotate to get new units of each type.
>watch tides of torment trailer>no tiddy snakes
>>543437396climate should be even more strict. map painters should suffer.
>>543447032>Outdated lore.Not in TWW since we have Squires.
>>543448120That isn't Sqvire.
>>543447879You can see them in background when Dehcla fight the Cathayan.
Why does Bretonnia even exist? What a boring faction, you may as well just play Medieval 2 if that shits your bag.
>>543448316Ah you're right! Nice. They looked like fiends or exalted seekers or something at first, didn't even notice them.
>>543427041>Tor KorualiWas pretty enriched already.
>>543449093did Morathi FUCK all those norscan men too?
>>543450190They all got sucked into her pit of shades
>>543449093Weird that Finubar didn't appear in the trailer or even as a generic legendary hero
>>543450528While all the other LLs are busy playing warlord, Finubar is sitting in his royal cuck chair and actually getting shit done.
>>543383790play?
>>543427131Aren’t the first two actual tolkein races
>>543448316how is there not more porn of these sex monsters
HARKOOOOOOOONNNNNN LUTHOOOOORRRRRRRR!
>>543448316Did the chaos lord get one of these as a mount?
>>543451432ideally yeskhorne and tzeentch lords both get their cool mounts
>>543448316I love the fact that she wears a little cap with strings to hold it in place, so cute!
>>543427131The absurdity is how if you showed someone AoS and WhF lore side by side and they had no idea anything warhammer existed you'd figure AoS is the old stuff and WhF the new. AoS screams 80s kids culture more than WhF does, which is grognards wanting fantasy territory. I can practically see the Orruks and Stormcasts moving around in some shoddy 80s animation to sell 6 inch figurines.>>543416125My continued thought was to just have the realms of chaos sweep across the planet and the sheer willpower of the incarnates allows them and their followers to carve out dominions the same as the four god's own. So the territories ebb and flow and do not quite obey the laws of reality. But I just hate, hate, AM levels of hate interdimensional/extraplanar kind of stuff where it's just a fucking portal between places. AoS is also bloated to hell and back with how technically every single elemental plane is its own planet - or more in terms of sheer size.My guess is AoS will do well with the up and coming generation. And honestly as much as we fear it an AoS TW would be a way to stoke interest. I don't want it, but it would.>>543381372It'd be nice to see these kinds of norscans. I don't like how all norscan-adjacent units are the exact same naked leather-club barbarians.
>>543415867>>543416125>>543427131>>543452028tranny setting with no vidyafuck off back to /tg/
>>543452794>I don't want it, but it would.>I don't want itDo you need chatGPT to translate what "I don't want it" in this context means?
>>543453064i don't care what you wrote, only that it's off topicgo back
do vassals opinions of you matter
>>543453064Its true, if you dont want it you wouldnt even discuss it.
>>543453256it depends who you are but usually yesslaanesh vassals can't rebel
>>543453318It's not fucking bloody mary or a boogeyman that appears when you utter the words.>>543453185It'll be on topic in 2 months.
>>543453450then come back then
>>543453373how do I catch em all if vassals hate me for having other vassals they don't like
>>543453515
>>543453579Offer to break military access with the vassals they hateSince they're vassals they'll re-establish military access pacts immediately
>>543453579either give them lots of gifts or savescum and reload when a vassal of yours declares war on you
Total War: Borderlands
>>543454020Hyperion would be OP
>>543453579you stop making vassals entirely when you realize the diplomacy in this game is as shit as everything else
>>543442802But they're witches
Total War: Mega Man
Why do they allow achivo's with mods?
>>543457185despite being called achievements, they're not actually important
Total War: Warcraft
>>543457185because you can unlock your entire steam library of achievements in 5 minutes
>>543453579give them money or settlements
A fertile universe PREGNANT with plague..
>>543427041>have to take a boat to go to the gym>defensive towers around the fishing vessels they have to sail around, none by the militarized shipyard or the gymnasium>private residences up against the walls>royal palace within naval bombardment rangeDorn would lose his fucking mind
a pregnant man with a pregnant plague
>>543453579You can offer gift as often as needed to keep them around. I had to do that when I vassalized all other WE LLs as Drycha and I had sword of Khaine. At that point I didn't care about money anyway.
Oh Vassals can rebel. Didn't know
It doesn't really feel like a AAA game.
>>543450528He is literally the dilemna events you get every few turns as you play Helves.
>>543451432We don't know, we have no infos on Slaanesh generic Lord and Hero so far.
>>543461304I agree, but what games do these days?
>>543461754It's the sorcerer lord/exalted hero. No reason for it to be anything else
>>543386345CA made concept art of them. Apparently they got permission to make them but decided not to for some reason. I had a lot of concept art leaked to me.
>>543461850
>>543452794Never said I played it you brainrotted nigger tourist
>>543462450Not happening unless CA suddenly decides to be generous and give more FLCYou're getting your cheap lord repaint and you're gonna like it
>>543462187> I had a lot of concept art leaked to me.Post them!
>AI slopper
We still don't know:Slaanesh generic lordSlaanesh generic heroHigh Elf generic lord
>>543462693>Doombull DLC Lord>Great Bray Shaman FLC LordThey did it, they can do it again.
>>543463010No confirmation for the 3 LH either.
>>543386651Ork that Malekith finagles into leading a massive waaagh to keep the other order factions busy while he attacks Ulthwan, plot setup of the mmo.
>>543462774If I did that it might reveal who I am
>>543462774>Grimgor suddenly gets a tattoo and starts growing a beard and hair>Axe turns into a hammer>Guy he executes splits into two separate dudes
>>543464901It's the warp. I aint explaining shit.
>>543464879>>543462187Aren't they just characters from the mobile game ?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv8fV43gTko
Does anyone have the webm/gif of the elf army getting fucked by the dwarf and irondrake or whatever the tiny dwarf army was in auto resolve?
>>543465709That's Azhag anon. He's already in the game.
>>543465709Some, yes. Some are old concept art from the original game. Chaos Dwarf stuff dated 2016. It is various stuff from CA for different games they were making. Kislev and Ogres also has some stuff from 2016 as well but it is just environment art.
>>543465820
>>543465709Then there is stuff like this
>>543466018based, thank you
I've had enough. I'm going back WH2 SFO
>>543465851Yeah but the concepts art could have been from that game.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWoFg9UPnM4&t=5
>>543465709The research tree Greenskins Lords were supposed to be unique
>>543466160>i'm going back to WH2(cheats)
>>543466018>wh2 was balan-
I'LL HAVE THIS WORLD
>>543465820> tiny dwarf
>>543466018My greatest creation
>>543462570i don't carestop talking about itdon't discuss it at all
>>543466018kek
>>543466018W-why is there no cheat dot
>>543466109So Boris Todbringer and Red Duke are the only survivors of those concepts ?
>>543466018Helves need 3 reworks and 2 DLC.You won't be able to deny it after the webm.
>>543466965Because it was vanilla, I've never used a cheat. t. maker of the webm
>>543466287I remember watching Ligind 'o'Towdal Wor'ere, playing WH2 Norsca SFO. Around turn 50 he was still stuck in Norsca
>>543466929Or what faggot
>>543467782announcing a report or sage is against the rules so I can't answer that :)
Is Durthu fun?
>>543467782>>543468007now kith, cunths
>>543468085Trees are too slow. The other tree has better tricks
>>543468007>AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JANNIES SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>543468085Fun to shoot>Nooo you can't just delete me in seconds with a few handgunner units, its not FAIR
>>543457185because no matter how shit they are at making games they are not autistic monkeys like paradox devs and (You)
>>543468346*shoots your handgunner units to death with arrows before they can shoot*
>>543469415
>>543469415Damn, dwarfs really are short
>>543469415Why are dwarffags like this?
>>543466252This art is so fucking bad
>>543467369That was a problem back from WH2, and it only affected autoresolve. I think it was fixed even back then during the WH2 cycle. I remember there being a bunch of AR problems back then which resulted in silly interactions like that one.
>>543469415It took 10 fucking minutes for a janny to delete this.
>>543469415I save every image I see here, even the lewd stuff. I'll make an exception this time.
>>543445479The singlecel mind cannot comprehend nonelite combat
>Fantasy total war is revealed>Its not 40k but LOTRHow would the community react? Whats the eta on the Dawnless Days mod releasing its campaign
>>543470687The TW formula doesn't suit LOTR
>>543470925With how massively popular the RTS 'Battle for Middle Earth' games were this is just wrong
>>543447495For me its https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lnf45OeeHQo
>>543470925Would fit it better than 40k
>>543471085Wrong.
>>543470687It would be the single biggest thing since sliced bread. Literally everyone will be talking about. It's the only non-40K setting that could get announced that would not cause 40K fans, dying for TW40K, to get salty.
>>543470687>fantasy total war is revealed>its not 40k or LOTR but Game Of Thrones
>>543470925DaC just doesn't exist
>>543471378Too kino the plebs wouldn't appreciate it
Insider here, the Tolkien Estate pulled the license rights from CA after the TWW3 review bombing
>>543471378As big as TW lotr would be but would get salty 40K fans.
>>543470687DaC would be better so who cares
>>543471378we are so back gotbros
>>543472048>salty 40k fansso? Fuck em
>>543472083>GoT from ASoIaF seriesCould be ok>GoT the TV showBad, utterly dogshit costume design and characters will bleed in
>>543469415the absolute state
>>543472190nobody cares about the mediocre book series that will never ever be finished though, people only care about the show
>>543472190if they ever did GoT theres no way outside of likeness shittery that they wouldn't use the tv show likenesses for the LLs what>>543472297said is partially right the books are 10x better but the TV show would be way more marketable plus you could market it as "change how the shitty show ended" and stuff
>>543472190TW GOT from the tv show would be monkey paw shit
>>543472382>change how the shitty show endedNot as good as "Actually get an ending"
Undead bros I don't feel so good
>>543472530>VC got FLC Blood Knights and the first DLC, many say they are CA favourite faction>10 years later they still haven't gotten a 2nd DLC and have fallen so far behind everyone else and are so boring to playGrim
>>543472530>"the undead are fearless and tireless! none can stop thei-">has heart attack despite being a skeleton>meanwhile dwarfs
>>543472297>>543472382>hmm today I will be lannisters>behold your heavy infantryLmao, the show looks abysmal design wise
>>543472619Why would they need more when they have the grave man himself?
>>543472663The helmet is really cool but they're nothing like what George was thinking. Classical full body plate armour not whatever that is
>>543472663gotta keep the mouth open for sucking never know when you might need to suck your way out
>>543445395>black powder is heresy and against commandants of the Lady, back to your Lady less Empire you dogIt wouldn't be black powder, it'd be vials of The Lady's bath water or something. No friendly fire!
How would they implement dragons into TWGOT? Would they be lore friendly and have them be an insta win? Or would they just not have dragons at all?
>>543472530If CA gets desperate we'll get Warhammer 4, and the bloodlines will be split up into their own armies like Chaos.
>>543472936If it was The War of The Five Kings they'd probably be legendary heroes for Daenerys/The Targaryen faction
>>543472749The helmet might be the worst bit, but the entire design looks abysmal>play as house manderly>recruit your elite heavy cavalry unit>they look like this (like every other one of your units)Lmao
>play game of thrones total war>put my siege artillery outside of my setltement with my spearmen in front of it with a ditch behind them>charge my light skirmish cavalry into utter darkness into a wave of corpses>it doesnt work and i get a decisive defeatthe game's obviously fucking bugged dude
>>543473969but you farmed the aura
If we are GoT shitposting someone must have the Stannis Atilla meme
>>543474494A classic>the enemy has 20 good spies
>>543471378I would be ok with this
>>543475029One with a bit more
>>543475029>>543475168Kek, what a terrible slop show
>>543464879Why the long face?
>>543475168Jesus those fucking retards.also>feeding that many horses during winter that lasts multiple years
>>543475918The logistics/hard numbers is probably the most retarded thing in GRRMs work
>>543475168>all those horses and men in the winter blizzards in a fucking single castleGoT is so fucking stupid sometimes dude the TV show doubly so
>>543476235GRRM has never been good with logistics even the books it just makes no sense that the Night's Watch is still standing theres like 200 of them that has to defend like 100 kilometres of wall the only explanation is 'the wall protects itself lol'
>>543475918The winter didn't last years though, it fucked off for the end of the season (god what a joke)
>>543476545Which is funny cause he thinks he’s le big brain realism man when it comes to economy. Truth is he’s a fat mutt hack that should kys
uh oh the tolkiendrones are having a melty
>>543470687>>Its not 40k but LOTRLOTR is the more revered setting but it would just play like a bloodless Warhammer, warhams just has more and better fitting stuff for a war game also the focus of the movies on the battles is a horrible thing for the perception of LOTR and its themes
>>543473969We've seen similar cringekino on this very board>Anon charges his Saurus Warriors into Wrathmongers>They get shredded so he calls them bad and starts recruiting Bastiladons instead
Tolkein is better than GRR martin, like its not even close, but good god its soo much better than warhammer shit. fantasy shit at least,40k is unique.
>>543478015>wooooooo bro lets sing a gay song and have like three battlesdo tolkienfags really
>triple threat>40k LOTR and GoT in the ring>suddenly entrance music blares and someone runs down the ramp >IT CANT BE ITS ITS>ITS TOTAL WAR ELDER SCROLLS WITH A STEEL CHAIR
>>543470687>How would the community react?For years people have been playing Third Age, hoping that the company would do an official entry, so yeah they would love it.
Total War: Conan
>>543478093>anglo saxon poetry>gayThe days really have gone down in the west
>>543478403im just playing witchu bro I have the silmarillion on my bookshelf
>>543478650>Beneath Amon Hen I heard his cry, there many foes he fought>His cloven shield, his broken sword, they to the water brought>His head so proud, his face so fair, his limbs they laid to rest>And Rauros, golden Rauros-falls bore him upon its breastI'm not fucking crying, y-y-you're crying
>anglo literature>anything but a bunch of shit compared to superior hispanic literaturehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUb40BdYbcI
>>543478932I think there's another windmill for you to fight over there, schizoid
>>543479021Well, at least you know about the windmills.
>>543445590They stopped riftslop ages ago. Chorfs have the part hunt. Malakai has his adventures. Golgfag his military contracts. CoCs have their "collect 50 000 souls to teleport to final battle". Changeling has his schemes. I dont remember what Elspeth had but collecting schematics I suppose. Tamurkhan has to take over Nuln and build his Throne of Chaos.
>>543479276>Spanoids when confronted by a superior being
>phoenix guard voice files still bugged and never play to this daywtf ca
>>543479818CA are so fucking lazy they STILL haven't fixed the Delf Assassin Voice lines either overwhelmingly negative wasnt enough
6 weeks to NEWSknowing ca its going to be completely retarded but hey atleast its NEWS
>>543479873>tfw someone will read this and believe itBros...
>>543480141well they wont know thanks anon
Still waiting for Tides of Torment...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFp1uWfGr1g
>>543480173esl?
>>543478798Kino
>>543453579https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2861006090
>>543482561That's not what the anon is asking. That's the very small penalty to everybody.
can\t wait for The Masque of Slaanesh
what are some beginner friendly factions? I gave up in imrik yesterday, couldn't do it
>>543483558Thorgrim
>>543483558Alarielle for helves.Dont play Tyrion hes boring
>>543483558Did you spam archers and use your OP lord and starting dragon?Anyway Boris is probably easy as fuck anon give him a go...
>>543483558Dawi in general.>>543483849Don't fall for this Alarielle bait.
>>543483558tyrionzhao mingthorek
>still no cycle charge commandIts literally "attack, wait ~7 secs, retreat and repeat".
>>543484768>game doesn't play itselfwtf...?
>>543484852>microing is playingkys
>>543484929>select unit>rmb>rmbDude this micro what the fuck bros?! TW truly is not for you m8. I recommend some 4x sloppa instead, that'd give you a similar TW experience without any of that difficult tedious unfun unfair micro! Cease playing TW and cease posting here. Good luck.
>>543485052>micro is funagain, kys
>>543484768No its attack -> wait 7 seconds -> retreat -> realize single model was stuck so they stopped retreating and looped back -> spamclick for 10 seconds ignoring all other combat just to get the model unstuck -> attack
found him
>>543485396Dotal war when
>>543484929>>543485267
>>543470687I wouldn't really be playing it when I've already got a fantasy setting with more races that it could ever wish to have.Maybe they could make it more of a mix between historical elements (formations, diplomacy, resource management) with the fantasy ones.Yet I'd rather want another radical change like 40k or SW.
>>543470687>>543478220>third age total war>not first age total war
>>543480245What would a Fimir do if he found a Dwarf woman?
Which faction will you play first after Sega makes them create Total War: Sonic the Hedgehog
>>543489291Pretty sure only human and beastwomen are usable for fimir. Can't find anything about dawi or elf ones.
>>543490397What would a Fimir and beastwoman offspring even be?
>>543488862that would be hilariously onesided against the elves and men though like morgoth is the only one with magic and monsters and single entitiesat least until the valinor doomstacks arrive at the very end
>>543491715Elves and men have much stronger troops than orcs and their single entity heroes can kill dozens of trolls so it should balance out.
>>543490046CWCville
>>543491446A fimir.
>>543483849cringe opinion
One thing I'm sure about the next fantasy game, they won't make it about Humans, elves and Orcs again.The possibilities are 40k, SW, GoT and Mythology. I could see another Tolkien like fantasy after one of these.
>>543493291>Humans, elves, and Orcsliterally 40k
>>543493365Yes because Lotr has guns, tanks, robots and aliens.
Insider here. The big reveal in December is Total War: Warhammer - the Old World
>>543430784Old, weak and/or dying mammoths. A full grown one can feed an entire tribe.
>>543493457Quixote is that you?>>they won't make it about Humans, elves and Orcs
>>543448316So, their mouths are shaped like that for that one specific purpose right?
>>543494085yes, their mouths are shaped like that so the can burrow deep into anthills and they grab the ants with their tongue
new thread>>543494307>>543494307>>543494307
>>543470687Lord of the Rings haven't been relevant since the Hobbit movies soured the masses on the IP and then years later completely killed thanks to Rings of Power.
>>543494003>I'll pretend that I'm retarded: the argumentYou do you
>>543483558Beastmen
>>543471378>fantasy total war is revealed>its not 40k or LOTR or Game Of Thrones but Hyborian Age
