Suit pants Edition >Latest patch:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/10-02-2025-update.84332/>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/edit>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>543300394
Paige's hairy logcutter.
Reddit is down and it’s my first time visiting 4chan, this series of thread is absolutely awful why are people posting porn like reaction pictures, and being racist for no reason?Do you get bullied in real life and use this site as a catharsis? Why aren’t you all talking about the game.
Do you guys think Yamato is a virgin? Since she only had eyes for her brother
>>543381850I'm going to the toilet to do a number 2 and in the meanwhile I'll formulate a response and reply to you again once I'm done.
I kneel for the doorman printer
>>543381850Its oldfaque kulchur and thats ebin based 100
>>543381932Why can't calico look like that
Why couldn't calico be like this instead?
>>543381932>yakuza being a virginMaybe when she was a child
>>543381850
>>543382126Because ebony queens are sexy and anthromorphic cats are not
>>543382280But the cat is ebony too?
>>543381932she killed millions
>>543382126Because Valve is a morally and creatively bankrupt company.
We need an antishield item, I am tired of playing against Paige and not being able to trade
>>543381932>Japanese>YakuzaUnlikely.
>>543382126Why do all calico players have shit taste
>>543381850racism is funny (trvthnvke)
>>543381850Idc if its bait I need every hero saying nigger in chat here for my collection
rivals won
>>543382126because she doesnt do meth nor fent (common khajiit activity)
>get the itch to play>rain and thunder outsideit's not fair
>>543382970A furry doesn’t make a character automatically interesting
>>543383767God imagine just grabbing viscous and throwing him so hard at the wall that he bounces 30 times before flying out a window
>>543383237>>543383326>>543383603Grow up weird incels
>>543384068Kill yourself weird pedo
>>543384005it'd be the biggest game of pinball ever
>>543384005If you cut Viscous does he split and become 2 of him like Meatwad
>blinks into your face>presses R>leaves
nah babei'm laaaaaaaaaash
>>543384443Good job reloading I guess
>>543384498the ult was on cooldown
>>543384491Shut the fuck up
>>543383443i kinda like viscous’ model, it makes me think of a diver.if they just improved what we have now, i wouldn’t mind. i know it’s the most placeholder look ever, but it kinda fits.goo with a diver’s helmet, like a hermit crab.if they rework it into the fat tourist, i’ll be so sad.
the lash used to do an uppercut
why do people ship Mina and Pocketeven Geist has more good inside her than that bloodsucker
>>543384443How can one mole cause so much seethe?>dps cuck impotently blowing his whole mag into me>casually hold w then take a break to yawn before pressing 4>seething uncontrollably in chat for the rest of the game>after game seething in forumsTerminally based and the high iq choice of hero
>>543384904>Uppercut>Jump after>Grab enemy>Piledrive them into the concrete
ARAM when?>>543384719Iirc one of his lines says something about a host, and I know it’s the rig skeleton not an actual skeleton, but that like + the skeleton had me thinking he was using an old divers corpse or something as a host. Was genuinely surprised when I found out that wasn’t what they had planned.
>>543384068Yeah kill yourself fag
>try a new hero so I get placed in a lower rank>this rank's enemy team is playing better than my regular rank>way fucking betterRanks matter less now than they did after the redistribution what the fuck was that match. Perfect coordination, perfect timing on runes, perfect camp timing, no double wasted ults, jesus christ
>>543384068Would be chomping Geist’s style
>>543385037>ARAM when?In the plans together with some kind of ARAM roguelite mode according to leakers. Just don't expect it any time before 2026
>>543385104I think you got matched with a boosting party of smurfs
I'm going to actually die before Deadlock is released
>randomised funhouse gamemode>given a random hero>then given a small selection of heroes to choose from, you can swap skills with them (like swap 1 for a 1, 2 for 2 etc)>everyone has grab bag kits with unique gameplay and synergies (or you made awful picks and have no synergy)
>I know how to deal with rich assholesI didn't know Mina was into rimming
>>543385418Are you sick?
>>543385448one time a mcginnis grabbed infernus, haze, mina, and victor passive to rape everyone with m1 and self-rez
>>543383501She's black.It's crack and fent.
Victor is my favorite character because I can freefarm for 25 minutes and go 0/0/0 then hold W into the enemy team who forgot I existed and win 1v6.
>>543384995that's what billy does
The black wοman οf Valve unoriginality.These are TWO different characters
WHERE IS MY WIFWOLF HERO!?
Dead dogshit valvedrone game.Dead dogshit valvedrone general.Kill yourself immediately if you still support this paycheck stealing dev team.
>>543385627She does it all.
>What's that, you won 6 games in a row?>Here's your bebop that never lands a hook all game, your infernus who afks in jungle and then express delivers 2000 soul bags to the enemy team's jungle, the gun doorman who never presses any of his spells all game, the victor who thinks because he has a free life he should be diving into the most hopeless positions imaginable before he has any items>Please enjoy, we're sure this will make you want to play more. Chinkoids told us EOMM was good and we believe them!
>m*na in enemy team>people wont swap lanes with meday ruinedthanks assholes
>>543382126I wish she was just girl Beerus.
im done fuck this game alreadyuninstalling
>>543388301>still initiate after the rank shift
>>543388379carrying 1.5k mmr on dota 2 was more sensible than this garbage
>>543385627Won't her fangs get in her way?
>>543386620>PicWtf bro that's not cool
>>543385627You made this joke already
>infernus in enemy team: 13/2/18>infernus when in my team: 0/9/2fuck those fuckers
Im just buying Rusted barrel whenever I lane vs paige and use it whenever she shieldsShorter cd and almost the same duration
>>543387624Holy mad lol, what's got you so mad over a free vidya
>>543388949Seals get the D.
>won my lane so hard their Vinny ragequit
personally, i'm getting a lot more close games latelyand by close games i mean back and forth throws that sometimes end
>>543389023this but for every character
kek what was he doing whole game?
>>543389870Your mom
>>543387895Kill Minas. Behead Minas. Roundhouse kick a Mina into the concrete. Slam dunk Mina's babies into trashcans. Crucify stupid Mina. Defecate in Mina's food. Launch Mina into the sun. Stir fry Mina in a wok. Toss Mina into an active magma geyser. Urinate into Mina's gas tank. Judo throw Mina into a wood chipper. Twist Mina's head off. Report Mina to ICE. Silver axe bash Mina in half. Curb stomp pregnant Mina. Trap Mina in goo. Crush Mina under a hydraulic press. Liquefy Mina in a vat of sludge. Eat Mina's entrails. Dissect Mina. Exterminate Mina's entire bloodline in a gas chamber. Stomp Mina's skull with steel spikes. Cremate Mina in the oven. Lobotomize her. Mandatory abortions for Mina's family. Grind Mina's family's fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Mina in molten silver. Vaporize Mina with anti-matter. Kick old, de-vampirized Mina down the stairs. Feed Mina to pitbulls. Slice Mina with a silver-made saw.
>>543389870I don't think i have seen 0 on obj damage.
>>543387895AND I FUCKING DERANKED JESUS COCK CHRIST NIGGER
Will the foreign powers take over New York?
>>543389870probably gifting bags to the enemy team :)
>>543390092You've never truly known pisslows
What do you even do against such a team comp? 4 of them are the game's hugest fag characters and 2 of them are just fucking phenomenal if your teammates breathe with their noses and have White skin. (Hint it's Lash and Mo) I just experienced a death by 1000 cuts against this shit.Sadly I built support because I had no idea our Wraith, Gun-man, AND Abrams were all buttfucked by their gay fathers as children and now cannot play properly as sitting down hurts. So we fucking lost with no hope either lol
>>543390396Jesus lord all christ what the fuck.
>>543389023yours will never push EVER
>>543389173He's still mad about Artifact
I have so much more peace in my life after turning off all comms on this game.
>street brawl will introduce items to new players by framing them as roguelike upgrades where they pick one of three at randomit's a pretty clever solution for onboarding
>>543389112that item is so fucking bustarded against low fire rate heroes like drifter in lane. had a great alon buy it first item and put it on me every time its off cd. what a fucking disaster of a lane that was
Who is the Wraith King of Deadlock?
>>543390152Literally why do you care about your rank in this game that's not even released yet
Wish I was good at Yamato. Wish I was good at Vindicta. Wish we had a skelly hero.
>>543391347Victor. Kinda.
>>543390092well here's three (pre-mina ult nerf)
>>543391396Miss me on those first two, but I agree on the third.We need a skeleton badly.
>>543391565failing on PRE-NERF Mina is genuinely comical. Astronomical levels of bad
Exodus 22:18
>>543391563All he has is the extra life shit, and it can't even be triggered manually.WK is all about his minions, stun, and mortal strike.
inhouse doko or no because monday?
>>543391759Yesterday was rough for the inhouse
>Against Wraith and Lash >Screw my DPS I didn't wanna die so I rushed Spirit shield and then reactive barrier>Never die even when I get comboed and win every trade since the dipshits focus me and I get saved by the barriersHoly fuck though thank god I went with the defensive items cause that lane was annoying as fuck.
>>543391850why? seemed like any other to me. maybe the games i left were bad?
>>543391968the games after i left*>>543391935I always go spirit shielding and maybe reactive barrier on M1s, makes you genuinely unkillable in lane and very tanky for the early game trades
>>543391359because i want to play with enjoyable teammates, not subhuman monkeys who dont know the most basic macro
>>543391759In 3 hours
>>543391968I just remember as a spectator that they were in lobby for what felt like a very, very long time, and then when they finally got the game going someone abandoned, and I think that happened twice in succession.
>>543391759I'm at work nigga
>we have wagies in the threadgrim...
>>543392332I'm not just a Wagie.I'm a Salary Simp with a House, Wife, and Kids.
Reminder that sprint boots gives you 2.5 out of combat regen, and if you're gonna go enduring speed anyway then you really should get it in lane.
>vid recommendations>"Why Paige is the BEST Support in Deadlock currently"she kinda wins by default no? there aren’t really dedicated support kits in the game at the moment
>>543392458Ivy, Kelvin and Dynamo are all supports. Paige is just the most straightforward discord kitten support.
>>543391759I would host them this early if we could get the players but it's 99% NA in the lobby and they're either jerkin' off or waging right now
>>543392779ivy stopped being a support long ago, no one ever fucking builds support ivy
>>543392410based, femoids want equality to drive down male wages and hog promotions they can be the bread winner instead.
I do. I support Ivy.
>>543392779>ivyCarry>dynamoTank>kelvinDoes everything
>>543392458>>543392779>forgeting viscous and paradox
>>543393063Her kit still has inherently support-focused abilities, lifesteal + firerate for teammates and the flight carry.
>Talon blamed me for loosing line early>couldn't connect any of his arrowswell, at least I've recovered right after loosing tower
If everything went according to keikaku, would they be happy together or it will downhill to the "open relationship"
>>543393639>Infernus>3/11/6HOW!?
>>543393778Pregnant with the doormans child
>>543394085she would hire vyper to whack him three months into their marriage
your wife is my wife.
>>543383326I prefer to play with cute transgenders.
>>543394668Nice vicious build
>>543394726Im a freaky pooner do you wanna play with me
>>543384979>Pocket x GeistThis is so based yet gets NO fan art. Bullshit
>>543390157nice. Now draw her half naked
>>543395009why are there so many troons playing troonlock?
>>543394863won the game carrying us
>>543391346I actually prefer it unupgraded because the duration is longer, surprised I dont see it more 2bh its actually nuts to debuff an m1 carry for 5 second for only 800
*uninstalled*this game was way better before the changes now it turned to shitgame didnt even leave beta without it being ruined
>>543395432Why wouldnt they?
>>543395656>initiate>typo in the filenameyour mommy must be very proud of you for learning how to use the 'puter
>>543395432vidya autism
>>543395806enjoy your dead game, it's been on decline ever since now only filled with smurfs and bottersthis game USED to be good but now valve turned it to shit
>>543395990Game Status: Not fucking out yet
>>543395990>if I don't like a game it's dead
He's true though. Deadlock has lost a lot players.
>>543395990I only started recently what did they do to make it worse?
>>543396371>He's true thoughhe's carney actually
What did the French do to her?
>>543396371>He's trueobvious ESL samefag
daytime deadlock??
>>543394085Arin would get domestically abused daily but she'd never leave for the money. I can see Arin's dad thinking Mina is the way cooler person to inherit Fairfax and give the company to her instead
>>543396981Made her a lesbian.
How the fuck do you tank anything in this game? No matter how many greens I buy I still die in 3 seconds max.
>>543397401Is your soul count significantly lower than your enemy? Are you practicing advanced movement?
Dynamo is not a support. He's a generic spirit damage & CC user that happens to have a heal.
>>543397391Horrible, should be a crime against humanity
>>543395432Ivy.
>>543397401You heal. Notice how everyone thats considered tanky heals on top of being chunky.
>>543395990>game is dead because I'm bad at it
>>543395432TF2 immigrants
>>543398052Don't say the n word.
paige isn't a support she's a mage
>>543398254Can you stop complaining about slurs here? I hate naggers.
>3 streak loses >nothing happens>1 win immediately after>promotionhow does it work?
>>543398245Can confirm
>>543398254Mirage can say it as much as he wants, it was his 1st wish
>>543399008What were his 2 and 3?
>>543398949I personally reviewed your game and gave you a promotion. Congratulations.t. Yoshi
>>543399327thx man, appreciate it
I am getting raped by my team mates dlg bros, help me :(
>>543399741use lube
>>543399741What? How? Can I join?
>it's Infernus never to be seen whole game, because he is framing boxes>by the end of the game he has less kills and any damage whatsoever
>>543399741ivysister btw
>>543400484This is scat btw
have you guys figured out if glass cannon is good yet
Ethereal Shift should only go on cooldown when it's finished channeling or if it's cancelled. Having Transcendent Cooldown makes this BROKEN item only have a 10s downtime if you use the full 4 seconds, shit is so broken.
>>543399654>board where mostly little kids put their drawings up >troon draws sexualised furry with a gangbang joke Why are they so degenerate? Imagine your son or daughter seeing something like that just because they wanted to get a burger
>>543401230It's not good unless the other team did unbindall by accident
>>543401495If their kids are innocent they won't notice the innuendo
>>543401230i buy it on talon then perform well until the other team buys 2 knockdowns and 2 phantom strikes
>>543400246He also blames whole team for not helping him!
jesus fucking christ valve can you try to be a little more subtle
Does forced 50 work if I need 27 wins to even out my w-l?
Yoshi here, I hate niggers and think they are demons.
>>543401398Its 6400 but you've inspired me to try and combo it with metal skinThey both have 16s cd with Transcendent . If you go crazy with superior duration then you have only 2.5s downtime. If you go complete mad lad with magic carpet also then you have no downtimeSo in total it goes>metal skin(or return fire)>ethereal shift>Transcendent cooldown>Superior duration>magic carpetFor a paltry 24k if going return fire or 25.6k if going Metal skin. Might be interesting on meme victor
>>543403708Accurate though.
Is cooldown reduction a must on Vinny or should I just focus on damage?
>>543384979Because Mina was suppose to marry Arin (Pocket) before he was assasinated
>>543403964Cdr is a must for everyone 2bh but I like putting it on flight for vinny
>>543394085She quite literally says that it would be fine if he was assasinated after their marriage so i don't think she had any interest in him and just wanted his surname
>>543404137Flight over birds or stake seems crazy to me
>>543394085She would most likely consider putting a hit on her husband as well to be honest
>>543398949I think it's like Overwatch. The 3 losses were games you were expected to lose, therefore it didn't derank you much.
>>543403964Must on Vinny because of her execute.
Business idea: Melee Vindicta
>>543404137>Cdr is a must for everyone 2bhnot for vyper lole
>>543404563Both stake and birds got nerfed, besides they buy knockdown to counter your flight, not your stake or birdIt also makes their head bigger and your head smaller and it stims your gun
>>543388630>1.5k mmr on dota 2
>>543404974Its not even bad on her tho get compress cooldown on lethal venom its great
>>543403307>statistically likely event occursNOOOOOO VALVE STOP MEDDLING WITH MY GAMES
>were mid-Emissary>I have now dropped to ArcanistAND IT ALLRETURNSTO NOTHING
>>543383443>played against a actually good Viscous>bounced off between three walls to stun Seven 30 ft in the airHoly shit
>>543384005Now that I think of it it’s odd no one’s ever mad a Flubber edit with Viscous
>>543403992>about to marry into one of the most wealthy/influential families in the country>guy fucking dies>get turned into vampire to cope>see him during the ritual some time laterHer dialogue should be WAY more angry when she kills him
>>543405768Unc spotted
>literal children in this threadGo play on the fucking playground you little faggots.
>>543403964I get T2 CDR during mid game usually before starting to build T4 Gun/Vitality items. I don't think T3 is worth it unless I'm relying on items to survive. >>543404563It's nice to have the full combo more often. Flight CD's is 42sec and I get T1 Flight for ammo then T2 Stake (-20sec CD) after laning phase.
>>543404939Marketing idea: she kicks now
Do people buy mystic reg on Yamato? I’m trying to learn her and I’m a sustain addict.
>>543406207She's pretty mad
Gun builds should never be meta.
Spirit builds should never be meta.
Vit builds should always be meta
>>543406640i go healbane, reverb and leech and resilience
>>543389173tf2brown I fear
There shouldn't be a meta for the game to be betterThere will always be a meta
>>543406640Im not even convinced its very good on mirage or geist who can have it up 24/7
>>543406207>>543406761Can't blame Pocket for faking his death, it must be tough being ranked first in the Cursed Apple's list of most eligible bachelors.
>>543406761And yet she still respect their pronouns, inspiring
>>543405541>win two games through effort>lose two games by defaultyeah statistically likely event. how fucking jewish of you.
What's the point of fleetfoots active ability?
>Hear Vinny voiceline when killing Ivy.>Get sad because it makes me realise those who fail the ritual die.
Is pocket virgin?
>>543407435>minimum 6 characters from the roster are actually deadnever thought of it like that
Imagine how much pain I've caused
>>543407582he prostituted himself to Geist for money
>>543406638Mmmmmnm
>>543406761Do they have any lane buddy dialogue or is it just awkwardly silent the entire ride
>>543407601Presumably most of the ones who didn't make it in the final 12 are dead as well
>>543407697teach me your waysi want to cause as much pain as possible to the enemy team.
>>543407697I don't get what's wrong with Kelvin other than him being constantly strong due to the inherent strength of his kit.
>>543407727Geist can do better
>>543407802Focus all your early cd & duration on ult, 2 to every fight, spam grenades, ult well and often, use 3 on fleeing enemies.
>>543401495no one is taking their kids to 5 guys
>>543407956being slowly raped to death by ice beam is aids
>>543400484post the full image, please, I am horny for shit
>>543407970She likes desperate twinks
>>543406761>all those their's in a single sentenceHoly forced, they should re-do that one
>>543407207It's only okay on Geist because it upgrades into Radiant Regen. Mirage can easily skip it though
>>543401495Anon hiding innuendo in child friendly stuff is a tale as old as time.
>>543407297>win two games by default>lose two games through effortif your losses are mandated so are your wins my little nigger
>>543408009what about the BUILDHow do i maximize. Partially support ? I tried out Kelvin support with a friend, and it's a cointoss because im basically not a carry and the team might be too retarded to support sometimes.
The "M1 carry" archetype is terrible design.
>>543408330Kevin can do literally everything, he can even splitpush with his big gun dmg and icepath to escape
>>543407697I actually cant even imagine being such a nigger500+ games on kelvin in an alpha game have some fucking shame, are you at least eternus
>>543407601viscous and dynamo suggest that they'll survive after because of their abilities
>>543407435>>543407601do they actually die though? some voicelines make it seem like they'll survive even if they fail to summon their patron
for me, it's the doorman. and having sex with him
>>543408580t. spirit shitstain who cant aim
>>543407601>>543407794CANONICAL SURVIVING TEAM>Abrams>Pocket>Ivy>Infernus>Viscous>Geist
>>543409474irrefutable
>>543409242Half the lines suggest killing the other half suggest non lethal beating up.Look at what Abrams says about Geist “things are gonna be awkward back at the apartment”
>>543409242we don't know the specifics of the rituali guess something bad has to happen to them because why wouldn't you do the ritual otherwise?
So which Haze playstyle is more impactful? The unga bunga ultbot Haze or the Gondar-ish Invis ooga booga style?
>>543384979it's hot
>>543409843the one where you don't feed and you kill the enemies.
>>543409474Ivy has a bazillion death flags on her, she definitely dies saving Abrams or somethingViscous too, one of them has to die
>>543409776Why the fuck is Abrams living with Geist? Doesn't she also want to get the stupid tome for herself?
whats the best way to build geist these days? i feel like she is not as focused on bomb as she used to be, and her lack of mobility is pretty killer
>>543410016We all know the reason.
average "meta hero on your team" moment
How come resto locket is bought on 0 people but wand is so op in dota?
>>543410016Geist needs to keep pegging his big blue ass
>le epic grey talon who doesn't build any greens moment
>>543410247because you can dodge in this game
Why is it that every time i play a gun carry i feel extremely tired and unhappy when i win but when i play anything else i feel ok even if i lose?
>>543410247Because wand isn't in the game? It would be an 800soul item if it was.
>>543410247
Inhouse fellas ready for play or not yet
>>543410247no mana
>>543396981dishonoured the auld alliance and burned her on a stake for having a fishbowl on her head
>>543410424brain problems
>>543410247Make it an 800 soul item then people might consider it.
>>543410424the non m1s are simply very fun. Mina is an exception I suppose.
>>543409242>>543409776If the in-lore way it works is anything like the gameplay you only have to kill patron, killing the other heroes just makes it easier
Remove Lash from the game NOW
Kill yourself Bebop
>>543410534im ready
>>543410760Looks like someone couldn't handle the LAAAAAAAAASH
>>543410016when you progress the geist VN enough one of the possible outcomes is 'brams moving in with her to handle the oathkeeper and the book (since theyre connected)
>>543410883Oh that makes a lot more sense now.
Valve keeps forcing stupid romances into their games that don't actually go anywherePlenty of those in Dota also
>>543403964Gun Vindicta is shit just snipemaxx
>>543410713I'm not sure if this implies Mina is an M1 or if Mina isn't fun but both are wrong
>>543410016Geist and Abrams fuck up their first wish from the patron before the ritual starts (hence this conversation https://youtu.be/i4wILdK41bU?t=60 ). Geist initially doesn't give a fuck since she believes her problems to be solved but Abrams explains that since she antagonised Oathkeeper she is gonna be in trouble as well if somebody manages to get his book so she agrees to live with him until they solve both of their problems.
Nah babe.I'm Laaaaaaaaash.
>>543411039So.... Will she be Corpsed?
>>543411293What doesn Viper see in him
>Erm, you know I have to arrest you nowHolliday you are talking to a fucking GHOST
>>543411375He's chiseled like a greek godand has a sick moustache. Anyone, man or woman, would want him
Boosh
>>543411618Do (You) want Lash, 'ackposter?
>he doesn't want Lash
>>543408330Personally I use 272667Enough room to build more damage even if it’s labelled support, nicely annotated, good for learning him.
>>543393778pregnant with mina’s child
>>543410424m1 is extremely unfun and unskilled, doesnt feel rewarding to win on
Pocket is pregnant with Mina's triplets.
>>543411618Fuck almost saved a wojak... Do you have the lash on the left saved?
>>543410534host eet
>>543411940Vampires can’t conceive
>>543412147Proof?
>>543412147that mina x paige pic begs to differ
>>543412192Drifter has never needed to stay in the maternity ward. He only ever goes there for a few minutes for a snack.
>>543410878>>543412143DEADLOCK INHOUSE CODE FRESHLY HOSTED0CJCZ
Mina and Pocket are the Lanaya and Yurnero of Deadlock
>check two "smurf" accounts i made to play with my lower ELO friends that i havent touched in a while>they rebalanced into ascended 5 and ascended 4>my main is ascended 2Feels bad man.
>>543412430many such cases
>>543412319The cum was infertile
>>543412427What does this mean
>>543412546Lanaya (Templer Assassin) and Yurnero (Juggernaut) are ex-lovers in Dota 2 lore
>>543411940>Oh my gosh! My girlfriend reverse impregnated me!
It is a punishment, a punishment upon us. We've permitted the shoots of evil to spring up in the furrows of good that we have ploughed. Yea, the abomination of witchcraft, it is spreading, to our peril. The servants of Satan are the enemies of our people. We must root all such out in this time of peril, aye and we must pluck the sinners out from our own bosoms.
>>543412702mina and pocket never loved eachother
>>543412702TA is also really bitter about it like Mina
haze
>>543412427Not really since it was a betrothel.
>>543412427Pocket is NOT even close to that fucking cool
>>543410247I buy it on Lash. Great item. Getting 2 stamina back on use it almost worth it alone.
>>543412837I hate playing against black characters in deadlock
>>543412934Jugg is a loser midget who loses you TI's
>>543412837Haith HaradoxHaivy
>>543413084This
Why is Pocket even a "they"? It only brings confusion and make his story look silly.
>>543413312woke mind virus
>>543412702>caring about lore in ASSFAGGOTS
>>543412789Made them their correct ethnicity.
>>543413312Pocket are the frogs in the case, the guy’s name is Frank
>>543413312Probably a tranny or tranny lover on the writing team for him>>543413376if I hear the fucking characters speak about the same fucking shit across thousands of games I'm gonna remember it naturally anonymous
>>543413405based but the art is still horrendous
>>543413312To annoy spastics like you
>>543413312No idea since this nonsense is barely twenty years old and is completely out of character. Only reasonable asumption is pocket includes the frog, coat and briefcase or whatever.
>tfw no doe hero that shoots long range pure damage missiles at enemies and prances around happily with a passive that slows enemy attack speed when hit
>>543413701sounds unfun so I’m vetoing this shit
>>543413312puck was non-binarypocket is a puck expy
VAMPIRESDESERVE DEATH
>>543413701Hi-larious. I'm sure it won't be added.
>>543413795Okay but what if she's really fucking hot and sexy?
how the fuck do i victorhe is one of the highest WR right now but i cant seem to win a game with himhe seems very hard to play from behind, what is the general build priority in that case?
>>543413701Valve needs to secure the rights to Blossom from Battlerite and put her in the game
>>543413405saved
10 niggas join inhouse.... Then leave...
>>543413701GT is basically Ench if you think about it
>>543413841agreed, give me mina and she will never see the light of day again.
>>543413904There needs to be a proper ratio of annoying to hotI tolerate mina being annoying because she’s hot but I don’t know if I’d tolerate some retard spamming long range shit at me that makes me shoot slow
>>543412837imagine her pubic smoke
>>543413312Every shooter must have an enby, must compete with Venture Overwatch and Clove Valorant.
>>543413701>tfw no hero with 3 second+ long hard CC abilities and a passive that increases ability duration every time you teabag a dead enemy
>>543413841Erm, they already did die
I once kicked over a wicca shrine in the forest
>>543414132Time to remove GT and Paradox from the game.
>>543414173
>>543413840puck just didnt have a gender and was some weirdo dragon fairy thingy.pocket's "they/them" would make sense if it was a part of his disguise and mina still called him a "him".>>543413693>twenty years oldthere was that Public Universal Friend guy/person from 1700s
>>543413312might've been a placeholder in developmentmaybe they where playing with the idea of girl pocket
We make a good team
Pocket works perfectly as an enby, I can easily imagine his dad going all “NO TRANNY FAGGOT SON OF MINE IS INHERITING FAIRFAX”
>>543414686>She could've been realI geuss we got mina and I enjoy her more then pocket so whatever.
>>543414556bejita is so fucking lucky
>>543414291I agree, especially GT
JOIN ZE INHOUSE0CJCZ0CJCZ0CJCZNOW!!
>>543414775And that’s how ya do it!
>>543414686How is Pocket a dude tho? Could be a really masculine looking ugly woman
>>543413947is battlerite the bloodrite champions sequel? I fucking loved playing harbinger in the original, shadow bolt was my favorite ability in the game
>>543413701>tfw no quarry to settle
>>543415463puck is a pretty lady!
>>543415008are you deaf
7 slots left0CJCZ
>>543415656Some women have masculine voices too
>>543413585>>543413962v2 colours since inhouse is taking so long
>>543415882Nah babe.I'm vaaaaaaaaaaaaase.
>>543415839he's not a nigger though
>>543415882You’d think somebody would be interested in collecting soles
>>543416105LIGHTER
When Lash is nerfed I play Abrams, when Abrams is nerfed, I play Lash.
Unironically if they gave Calico an art pass and they made her white would there be outrage?
JOIN THE FUCKING INHOUSE0CJCZ0CJCZ0CJCZ6/12
>>543416638so basically youve only played abrams
>>543416787Yes absolutely
>>543416250Say that again
>>543416794Sorry. It's late and I just had 2 energy drinks, so I'm sleepy. I'll be going to bed now.
>>543416787well yeah that would be retarded
I play Kelvin and Paige
>>543416105why did xhe draw mina as fat
>>543417221are you caged at the moment
I got flamed for being useless on a carry character, what tasks am I supposed to be doing as vindicat to carry? should I just be pushing lanes less and joining fights and getting picks more?
>>543417291No what the fuck is wrong with you
shallow can I pls try victor (raiva)
>>543417116how big is her vindickta
>>543410103Too bad Geist didn't know he only fucks men
Only need two more 0CJCZ10/12
Finished Vyper WHEN!?!?!
>MnK pickedabsolutely shameless.
>>543417635The only other two heroes I want to play right now are taken sorry. I actually wanted to play someone else.I don't see why we BOTH can't be Victor though :D
>>543418006Why is this bitch so stanky and ugly
>>543417407Paige players deserve to be put in the cage. And by cage I mean paigecucks should be shown in human zoos .
>>543417378vindicta isnt really a carry character, shes also terrible at clearing camps so dont farm your jungle for the most part, and terrible at side laning as you are really easy to catch if you overextend and have poor dueling potential, you should be hovering active lanes and playing off your team to have impact(make sure you never split a wave more than 2 ways or you rape your teams econ), play for debuffing and snipes, watch someone good at vindicta like hoot or aidanthedestroye to learn
ONLY 2 SLOTS LEFT FOR THE INHOUSE BE THERE OR BE SQUARE0CJCZ0CJCZ0CJCZ0CJCZ0CJCZ10/12
>>543418456ONE more actually
Need 1 more juicy buck0CJCZ
Who is Lash?
>>543418193>more than 2 wayswat
>>543417852gets fucked by men*
>>543416549v3
>be alchemist 2>5th game on Yama, period>end up in an average arcanist 3 match????
mina pocket is a bad ship
>>543410016Giest gave pity on him after he fucked up his wish>book shows up on desk>note says; ‘Don’t let them get it’>somehow people find out>people blow up his office, car, break into his house whenever>decide to participate in a death brawl to find out the significance of this fucking book>’so what’s this book’>patreon looks at him like he’s retarded>‘its a book dipshit’>’no I mean-‘>’ONLY ONE WISH ALLOWED FUCKO’And with Giest standing beside him the 2nd hand embarrassment probably rattled something that made her pity him enough to give him somewhere to sleep without someone breaking in through the window
>>543418713smole player pool please understand.
tfw seeker forever
>>543419067its ok, 90% of this general is the same
>>543417716The pilgrims killed her out of jealousy
>>543383603lore accurate warden
>>543418856ur parents are a bad ship
what do you do vs unstoppable?
>>543418006I genuinely think the cobra look is too demure and sexy for this wretched girlfailure so I'm not mad that they're turning away from it
>>543418856it's not a ship it's canon?
>>543418942it wasn't quite as stupid, he asked how the book and oathkeeper was connected>the book was used to summon oathkeeper long ago no more wishes
>>543419262>someone spent an active slot and 6k gold for a 1 minute cd you have to respect for 5 secondscc other targets, bait it with proper cc spacing, turn 360 degrees and walk away, dont position like a retard, unstoppable is one of the fairest items in the game
>>543419476>turn 360 degrees and walk awaybut it's a (late game) ulting haze/seven
>>543419681>... dont position like a retardthat part
>>543419067https://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Games/Deadlock/DeadlockAugust22025/Audio/shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_orion_01.mp3
Is their surname Nanatsuki? Nanatsuki Kaori, Nanatsuki Yamato... sounds nice
>>543419928thats so fucked up manhes looking for his dead kid or some shit....
>>543419461I think the VN really gave me almost a older brother kinda attachment to Abrams due to his retard nature, like “aww poor dumbass” kind’ve relation, man met and fought for one of the few wish granting beings with no bullshit attached that exists in the entirely of fiction and still managed to fuck it up at the finish line.Was so close but didn’t ask the proper questions
>>543418584Noone's big enough>>543419067Even after the recent recallibration? Bad luck.
>>543419067me too brother. what can ya do but accept it
>>543420369it put me in alch after the recalibration and i got shit stomped till i was back in seeker lol
>>543419407>girlfailurego back
>>543419407What are they swapping her to?
>Enemy team has haze, pocket, infernus, Mo, CalicoLiterally only way this could have been worse is if they had a Kelvin. For fuck sake.
>twice in a row with a lanepartner that did 1,5k dmg at min 9how am i supposed to win these games man
>>543419067I genuinely want to go back to my shitter rank, I am clearly not meant to be where I am and I can feel myself bringing down the entire team, only started playing within the last 2 months and the influx of new/returning players must’ve gotten a boost way higher than should’ve been possibleUsually don’t care for ranks in games but this doesn’t feel fair for me or anyone else saddled with meI’m not so much of a faggot to start smurfing but I also don’t want to be the 2/3/9 retard in every match
>>543420685no info so far but judging by her voicelines shes gonna be a gorgon
>>543421236Embrace your noble position as a 50 agent.
my haze went 9-11never forget
>>543421236Something is seriously wrong with the mmr dude, i have fed 0/10+ into every match since 2 weeks ago and I'm only climbing more and more. Started at seeker, climbed to the em/archon border, at this rate I will be terrorizing streamers in Eternus lobbies
minus 3 from 9 and 4 from 11
What heroes do we hate?
>>543421828Bebop
wtf im in the inhouse lobby and its full yet noone's readyis the game simply running or did something bugged idk how this works
>>543421828we hate grey talon, Sinclair, Dynamo, and Mo & Krill but especially Mo & Krill
>>543421828infernus (black and op)paradox (spiritually black and op)
>>543419681warp stone to try and get out of it or ethereal shift to avoid damage and wait out your cooldowns I guess
>>543421626>patch notes>WE FIXED MMR>gameplay>enjoy your supplementary 4 Seeker vs Eternus matches in a row my guyDeadlock my balls into a fucking vise, Valve what the fuck Gabe?
>>543421828dynamiggerchief prepping bullcalico haze wraithinfernigmina (if she's on the enemy team)mina (if she's on my team because the player is going to go 0/6 in lane)paige and kelvin
>>543421962pretty sure that means the game is going on right now. is anyone streaming it?
>>543422631huh, weird. every single time so far when i tried to join a full lobby i'd just get a popup telling me to fuck off.i guess sry for pinging you raiva
>>543421626>the video where deathy was coaching siractionslacks (unbased retard from dota 2)>slacks doesn't farm creeps AT ALL, doesn't know what mantle slide is, buys 6 green items first off the bat and just randomly roams around the map ganking>was phantom BEFORE the rank adjustment
>>543421828Dynamo makes me seethe uncontrollably
Kimaris you need to ready up on the spectator slot or I have to kick you by the way
>>543413312Leftover from Neon Prime, Valve couldn't change without causing an outrage.
>>543418506A wave's soul value gets split per teammate around. Imagine one lane has a mega wave that is 2000 souls. A solo farmer gets a T2 item if they solo clear. 2 people get a T1 at least. 3 people get ~666 souls which doesn't get anyone anything item-wise. So whenever you're trying to find income, never go to a lane that has more than 2 people in it already. Likewise, bitch at your teammates for fucking the farm up when everyone suddenly rushes the giant wave after ignoring it for a while.
>>543422940that man has a weird talent for getting into high ranks through absolutely bullshit means, he's hit high MMR in dota solely spamming omniknight a couple years back
>>543423065it aint me
shallow grave you mouthbreathing nigger ready and oil up
>see people accuse TA Assassin (alt account "John Deadlock") and "DeadlockedTFin" stacking together to stomp inhouse>give benefit of doubt>see TA not selecting team for like 20 minutes>guy with name Chris Breezy joins and they join the same lane instantly>they stomp >check name>it's the same guy he always lanes with and stomps withOkay so TA and his boyfriend are just niggers intentionally ruining the inhouse, got it. I see these idiots in the lobby I'm just DCing next timeLiterally make the inhouse so unfun everytime.
>>543421828Kelvin
>>543422234Look at this game I played the other day. God has no place in this MMR system, let alone logic or reason
>>543423173I know now, just saying ahead of time in case you didn't know.
>>543421828>Lane Buddy Haze runs straight into the enemy to do damage (20 seconds in)>tries to dive tower 40 seconds in for a pick>almost dies>goes back to spawn for healing>repeat top 2 everytime they come back from base>lose lane>they go 15/6/19 or 0/10/5 by endgameHaze mainly because of the bipolar nature of the playerbase, I don’t know what to expect from them but winning lane isn’t one of them
think i just fucked the lobby by picking Holliday after someone else already did my bad
>>543423252let me peep his build
>>543423204my game crashed sorry and wasn't responding. I was lagging like crazy at the end too
>>543418193ty sounds good
READY UP RETARDS
>>543423410Are you rejoining?
>>543423410Was laggy here too brother, was fun playing against someone who's agro inlane.
>>543420556I got put into the ascendant, and I feel like I deserve to stay in Initiate anyway. MM has too much faith in me, but I'll probably put me back soon.
>>543423218pretty much why I stopped joining. Those homos have been at it for weeks now>WOW THE TWO ETERNUS GUYS STACK THE SAME TEAM AND STOMP THE LOBBY WITH LITERAL SEEKER PLAYERSkys
>>543423252Sinclair carried that
>>543421828Every single one of them on the enemy team
>>543423218I saw john deadlock against me in a random matchmade game playing gun mcginnis the other dayidr if I won or not
>>543423795that's his smurf account (although I'm sure other people have that unfunny name too)
>>543423362I think he only bought Glass Cannon once the rape train had fully left the station (~25 kills) but other than that it's self-explanatory
>>543422071Only you hate mo, the rest of us respect him bigly as the hero with the highest skill ceiling and highest potential for high iq plays
>>543422071>thinking MnK is in any way as cancerous as Mina or Paige
>>543423917>no shadowweave rush2/10
Yamato ult needs a huge movement speed buff.
>>543413312Unironically woke DEI bullshit. Valve have been pandering for some time now, rainbow folks got their rep, now coomers got theirs
>>543424214mina is a weak character
NEVER SHOW FEARNO MATTER THE ODDS
>>543424498Ok Mina downplayer
>>543421828Billy
Someone please post that screenshot of the new jungle mob. That big clockwork machine thing standing on top of a building. Wonder when we're getting that
>>543424628>downplayerif she's so broken why do I always go 1/15 with her every game
>>543424552These are big words for someone in the Baroness range
>>543424652Yeah they’re never particularly effective but they’re very annoying. Constantly in your face, and take way longer to kill than they should. Also the ult doesn’t break on LoS like it’s meant to.
>>543423138>So whenever you're trying to find income, never go to a lane that has more than 2 people in it already.it's not because it doesn't meet an item threshold (what if you have 133 souls already?) but because the souls are split so your team isn't actually getting stronger just because you went and got sloppy seconds on the creep wave, even if the jungle was totally empty just going and breaking some boxes in subway/blue walker building/back wall against side walkers/whatever would have actually earned your team more money
>>543421406i think the guy said she might just be a different snake lady instead of a cobra
How many souls do Walkers give? Anyone have a link listing out all the soul bounties?
>>543424775Because you have a brain of the lobotomised hamster and the evil black magic curse to be put on my team all the fucking time
with the introduction of aram/street brawl it feels like there is just gonna be some characters that will just dominate that shit completelylike high poke characters would just completely fuck everything up.
>>543424717
>>543424976>blaming the playerI accept your concession
>>543425008ARAM just HAS to be on an altered map, you can't just plop everyone down on blue lane and expect a functioning game mode
>>543424870She better not be a human with the snake head or some other gay shit
>>543423487When it's mina mcginnis I thought the best course of action was just trying to pop mina like a bubble but my mouse was bugging out for some reason (I installed some new software). My bebop kept flaming me for my bravery. Funny how the mina and I counter bought really early like first or second item (I got slowing hex she got spirit shield)>>543423483nah.
>>543425253if anything it would be the other way around, since her whole schtick is slithering
>>543423218>stacking to stomp a /vg/ lobbyActually subhuman behavior
https://www.patreon.com/posts/toon-troopers-141460999anyone feel like taking one for the team?
>lash's fight ring leaked>no one ever mentions itwhat do you think it'll be for lads
>>543425090I do not accept the probability of Mina afk farming for 30 mins and still ending up 0/9 when on my team to be that high, but guess what: the reality is a bitch. So is Mina, she's extremely safe and overtuned, you're seriously bad if you can't have at least a neutral kd on her.
>>543425678probably just an art pass for the melee testing area
>>543425387This is a cool concept for her desu. Inhuman shape, inhuman head. Just need to make her look scruffy and low life.
>>543423218>>543423659>>543425602I literally pointed this out before and got spammed with posts clearly by the fags in question
>>543424717https://x.com/deadlock/status/1965159235656056923
>>543426092ugly as fuck
>>543425678Then post it nigga
whats inhouse match code let me watch
>>543426224leave her alone.
>>543426361the jungle mob is a she? nevermind HOLY SEEE333333XXXX!!!!
>>543425678source?
>>543425678The round based aram probably Might not even be an aram but a 1v1/2v2 arena. A long time ago I suggested they restrict a q to party only and let people do 1v1 and 2v2 while they wait for the party to fill. It was to deal with the ringer problem of matchmaking. I dont think matchmaking is actually broken, its just a sorting algorithm for elo. The problem lies in players going solo or duo and getting 4-5 random teammates of equally random skill
>Take a fight>5 guys fall on me>Ennemy take a fight>I don't have five guys on meHow do i solve this conundrum?
>>543424552I think of Warden voicelines when I'm working outhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Games/Deadlock/DeadlockAugust22025/Audio/warden_use_power4_03.mp3
>>543426773what are you wearing? you're probably asking for it.
>>543425678Post it or I'll curse you to play in Infernus - Geist lanes every day
>>543421828It may be over for me because each time I hate more and more of the roster, but the one at the top of the charts are Grey Talon and Mina.
here is my OC Abrams (named after the tank)he is an easy to pick up tanky initiator with a stun but he is ALSO an assassin that can one shot squishies. he has an insane early and mid game timing and his weakness is he falls off late game (except not really).
spirit viper chads rise up
>>543427143You forgot that you can just jump over his initiation tool and totally cuck him for 43 seconds
>vindicta loads onto your team>5v6how tf can I just avoid a whole hero manwhy do people still pick these SHIT ASS heroes? It’s not even fun to play any kind of build of her because she gets stomped every fucking game
>>543426812I really hope they don't mess the redesign.How would /dlg/ do it?
3 slots for inhouse0CJCZ
>>543425678In an alternate timeline they'd just show everyone what they're working on since they're already this open about this game. I ultimately get why they can't since most people have retarded takes or opinions that could have them change their vision but dammit this shit isn't going to be out for a couple more years give me something to look forward to.
>>543427362that's why i propose adding an item that warps you instantly into a specific location. maybe a 3200 item with a shorter range, and a 6400 instant long range blink to an enemy. but might make his flanking too powerful, idk
>>543427470soldier from tf2 but instead of the helmet he's wearing a custodian helmet
>>543427505Fine but I'm only playing one match
>Random furry instapicks Doorman upon joining inhouse>Uses him as a healbot instead of playing Dynamo or KelvinWhy do people do stupid shit like this? What is the point? Do they not understand there are characters that already do the thing they want to do and better?
>>543427143Ok, let's make him arbitarily 2 m/s slower than everyone else to compensate
vegas in charge of not playing penis music all stream
>>543424864That's what I was getting at.
>>543427845because Doorman is a support-type heronotice how no matter how one builds Doorman he always has the cart stun, he always has his portals and he always has his ultimate, and they are always good team tools regardless of your soul count?
>>543427845It’s the same shit as people boner picking Mina when they’re dogshit at her. The same way people play snipers in FPS while being awful with them. It’s in every game you just gotta ignore them and hope they’re not on your team. Cool/coom/star factor pick that outstrips their actual skill or what they’re good at.
>>543428013i put his stream on almost exclusively for the music
>play lash>enemy team is kelvin, echo shard viscous, and dynamo and mirageguess im not allowed to hit people this game
>>543427143Yeah and make sure 2/4 of his skills are either bugged or useless, so if you miss you 30 cd charge you're dead meat. Lets teach players the meaning of risk vs reward this way.
>>543426092Thanks anon
>>543428154yeah but you can do all that and also blast a nigga's head off.
>>543427470I hope they all go in on making him look like a supernatural batman alchemist.
>>543427663So Abrams can buy items to help his charge but you can't buy items to counter it?
>>543428701bro? your unsloppable?
>>543428701>buy reactive>die anyway
>>543429327as an abrams i can tell you reactive barrier will cuck abrams every single time in lane and the early game unless he has a teammate to capitalize off the stun with him. but he can't kill you alone at all if you have it
>having a bad time as dynamo>shiv constantly shit talking me instead of playing>check his stats>800 games 48% wr lmao, maybe don't be such a toxic ass bitch
>>543429327>hero stuns you so he can deal his melee nuke>reactive gives you a shield roughly equivalent to his damage>still diehow
remember that guy that was saying mo and krill ult takes more skill to use than vindicta ult
How many games will it take me to not look/feel like a headless chicken running around with the rest of the team yelling slurs at me?
>>543429092>abrams spends 3200 for warp stone>but you can't buy a 3200 counterspellerrmmm
>>543429984'bout three fiddy
>>543429895If Mo wasn't so ridiculously tanky with a kit that provides him so many get out of jail free cards, I'd be inclined to agree.
>>543429895I'm inclined to agree.
anyone has the replay from last inhouse?
>Nigfernus leaves the game>Our team is getting rolled all over the map>Can leave without penalty>Maybe I should idk>Team is actually trying so I stay>Despite few close calls we are slowly turning the tide>We win>Mfw
>>543429895before mo health was buffed and he had to build greens yeah sure.
>>543429895Vindicta ultimate is no different than what you have to do all game on every hero though
>>543430914a 5v6 is preferable to a 5v7 indeed
>>543425645Wake me up when they do Sevenhttps://youtu.be/3zh9OLSwDkU
>>543430914It's actually easier to win the game a player down than it is with a feeding player in the current state of the game
wow playing vindicta that round felt like fucking shit even if i was getting killsgarbage character
Any hidden mechanics that I need to know with creeps and last hitting? How is it shared with my teammate? Am I supposed to not last hit when I'm support?
>>543431026>>543431105He wasnt even feeding, he just left
>>543431183Not much you can do when some people on the team lack basic situational awareness and everyone on the other team as at least kinda OK about it
>>543431185It's shared 60/60 for just two heroes, in lane everyone should be trying to last hit try not to split souls 3+ ways because then your team actually gets less than 100%. Obviously if it's a push or a gank or something that's fine but the number 1 thing bad players do is huddle together and get 0 fucking money as result
>>543431185during laning phase (idk i think its 8 mins or smth) any creep kill grants both of you full cash. once that ends it it depends on the amount of people around the creep when it dies (100% for 1 person, 60%/60% for 2 people, 30%/30%/30% or so for 3 etc.). yes there the creep ends up giving 120% souls when theres 2 people.in order to last hit the soul has to flash first
>>543428154Ok but if he picked a hero better suited for healing I wouldn't be staring down the 1/8 Doorman with 6 green items and only 3 purples, two of which are not contributing to his ability to actually play the character in any meaningful way and the last being transcendent cooldown where any usefulness is purely accidental
>>543431358Cute art
>>543429895Skill probably isn't the right word, more like know-how
>>543432261mo and krill players dont really know anything though
>>543432261mo ulti is like a 70 year old obese geologist with a bolo tie coming to your plot of land, kicking some rocks, nodding in approval then telling you the exact location of a 300000k barrel oil well before being paid his $12 million retainer fee. the mind is the most powerful tool of them all
That was a bad one damn. 0/11/15, lowest player damage on the team. How the fuck do you play from behind as Yamato? We got shit on by Viscous/M&K early and then I just got stuck under walker defending because nobody would rotate unless I died.
How do I use Dynamo's Quantum Entanglement properly?
>>543432261burden of knowledge
>>543432853before big damage hits you
>>543432853no enemies around and you're pushing/farming -> use for reload and firerate buff, alt-cast and buff your teammates for walker/midboss/large campenemy is within 15s of your location -> hold on to itbig teamfight ult is going to hit your team -> alt-cast and stop it from hitting them
>>543432853It’s not really an escape, it’s too slow and short, it’s more about i-frames
Are in-houses still happening
>even reddit is talking about song of silk being an absolute lunatic in every deadlock gameconsistency is king
>>543431484>>543431371So what am I supposed to do as a support? Harass them? Deny?
>>543432853dodging spells, sometimes in boss pit to boost dpsyou can snatch people from the other side of mcginnis walls too btw
>>543433593I feel like you're just talking about yourself at this point.
>>543401495That's AI slop + 5 guys is genuinely terrible.
>>543433586closed due to intentional stacking
shoudl i play against bots or real people in my first few games
>>543410247Because people suck at buying situationally useful items.
>>543433786No it's the most popular deadlock thread right now he's legitimately infamous. When I heard the "pisslow" term I knew it was one of the VG posters doing it but then it turned out to be literally THE guy that even we hatehttps://www.reddit.com/r/DeadlockTheGame/comments/1obh1ul/we_are_not_sending_our_best/nkgo93g/
>>543434084tutorial, one bot game, and then real people because the bots are brainless retards and you won't learn anything new
>>543413312Leftover from when SBI was developing neon prime.
>>543410247the real reason is that its a strong option into characters that spam abilities(think geist) but its situational and oftentimes inferior to reactive and spirit shielding due to which characters are more powerful currently
>>543429895you got baited lil gup
>>543434164
>>543434561
>>543434164Imagine waking up, going through your day and deciding your one way of contributing to the discussion is mentioning some literally who based on the dogshit opinion of a random redditor. You're a waste of oxygen.
>>543434943What the actual fuck are you talking about
>>543434164That's not Meppz
>no sewer gator character
>>543434943imagine sharing things you find funny, nobody does that
>>543427412i have a 56% win rate as vin in archon rank so she works on my machine
>have my worst game this entire week>no kills, a dozen deaths, worst damage on the team>rank up?
>match making fails to find a 12th person>still puts us into a lobby>since we're in a lobby it stops looking for a 12th person>nobody wants to leave because you get an abandon penaltyhahahahaaaaAAAAHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK
I want to know why haze without any disable items, can sleep and ult you almost 100-0
>>543435971you were the rape victim for the lobby which resulted in an mmr increase despite performance
>>543436069>doesn't buy survivability items>surprised when he diesanon...
>>543436069do you guys just want characters to do nothing or what I do not understand these posts
>>543432853Dodging stuns and big damage. You can also help your teammates dodge, to the point of dodging any and all followup from a big lash ult if you time it right.
>>543436273Her early game is too strong for someone that scales so well. She basically never has a bad game
>>543436510sure. but even when haze was in a bad state she was able to do this, do you think about what youre complaining about?haze is a squishy assassin character who just hit her only ability while you were mispositioned and she used her 2 and a half minute cd to not even kill you, just almost kill you, what conditions do you want her to fulfill to be able to solo kill?
>>543436273NTA but i would greatly enjoy for Haze to just get perma stunned whenever she uses any of her skills. I just fucking despise Haze. Feels like the M1 carry I run into the most, and every single one plays like a fucking rat, I genuinely wish she was deleted from the game. All the cancer picks people whine about? M&K, Viscous, Paige, Infernus etc etc? I would take literally any of them over Haze. I would legitimately never play some of my best/favourite characters ever again if it meant I never played against Haze again. I fucking hate Haze. So much.
As Infernus, should I get Toxic Bullets or Tesla Bullets? If both, which one first?
>>543435990It'll eventually realize what is wrong and kick you all out
>>543437153Toxic + ricochet.
>>543407287Get out of my vidya thread fagguette
so what is abrams doing the le ritual for
>>543436734with fury trance she is nigh unkillable for spirit chars, so i disagree
It’s the fact that haze can basically freely engage or escape as she pleases is the issue imo.
>>543437953a beer
>>543437953figure out what the tome is and how to destroy it
>>543436510>Her early game is too strongfair>for someone that scales so wellrolf
>>543434164>song of silk literally bashes holes in his walls and doesn't showerIt does not surprise me
>>543438689sounds right>>543438790questionable
>>543434164did I laugh at you in one of my games lil bro, calm down maybe?
>>543437953this guy right here has the most respectable wish from the patrons
>>543439975I'm too low rank to be in your games (blessed)
>>543429984https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwr2WGHEKMA
it's silly that smashing wooden boxes is a viable way of earning souls
>>543437953he wants to get rid of the cursed tome
>name is Wraith>not a ghost, ghoul, or pale>has nothing to do with the charactershould have named her Gangster
>>543440931why, it's a good way to reward roamers without it being free money by having a cooldownI think the statues an crates are the best innovation deadlock made for mobas so far.
>>543440494t. got mad since i played with him in a low ascendant lobby and he was ass
>>543440931You'd think more people would be interested in a box of souls!
>>543441650they're fucking BOXES that give you SPIRIT ENERGY for BREAKING THEM
>>543441748there are ghosts inside nigga duh
>>543441820
>>543441748they're from fairfax industry who weaponizes spirit energy
>name is Victor>loses
>>543442370>name is pocket>uses a suitcase
>name is Holliday>she's in town on business
>>543442370Are you me? I made this same observation. I think it's millenial post irony from valve
>>543423218>>543425602inhouses are always shit because faggots always do stuff like this.
>name is calico>has a sphynx
>>543423218damn that's kinda too bad. It did feel like the recent inhouses were really stompy lately. They're always on Mina and Infernus too, no fun allowed I guess. Back to match making
>>543441582or the mobstah
>>543423218of course the aussie needs to sully their country some more.
>>543442559>>543443036just wait for the ARAM mode to inhouse so even casuals dont get raped by the lions so hard
TA has been a confirmed annoying cunt for a long time. To stack inhouse with his tranny lover just to ruin it for everyone else isn't a surprise to me. >>543443298They're bongs
>no one talking about the leaked holiday remodelit's over
>>543423218>Always select the first slot in the lobby when making it>Meltie about me "stacking" amber hand by doing so>Remain unassigned and use shuffle to put myself in a lane when enough people join>Melting about me "stacking" (through RNG manipulation?)You'll only ever be happy if I run it down for you or something?
>>543423218deadlocked tf in/breezy/birmingham or whatever this nigger is not only does that but also spergs out on people in the inhouses tooStacking is gay but to also be an unlikable negro is crazykill and ban this nigger from inhouses
>>543442909it'd make sense if she was like a calico but she's bald. like a sphynx
>>543423218>>543443745>see TA not selecting team for like 20 minutes>guy with name Chris Breezy joins and they join the same lane instantlyI did notice that too. I feel kinda silly for defending them previously just thinking it was a coincidence. Explains why they never shuffle.
>>543421828has to be gay talon
I love playing Calico but they really need to fix her kick hitbox
>>543442536Mina has a voice line about it when she kills him
>>543444151dude you've been caught red handed. You ALWAYS lane with that guy, you can't even pretend it's not on purpose. He's clearly your boyfriend. Putting two ascendant players on the same team (probably in a call being sweats) also playing sweaty heroes just to win in a casual lobby full of literal noob anons is cringe behavior. Rope>>543444157ban both
>>543444726>Playing sweaty heroesHeroes I literally never play that I am really bad at compared to the stuff I usually play>You always lane with that guyHalf the time he's on the other team, he was tonight tooI laned with him once today (1/3) in the first game after I shuffled to get into a slot. Anyone on my team in the third and final game will have heard me predicting somebody having a meltdown in the thread in the voice chat while we were playing too
every general with lobbies gets bad actors from time to timejust ban the retards and move on
>>543444994you can ban people?
>>543444990I was in your team and you were having a fucking furry erp session with your lane partner. Leave that shit to your discord no one wants to hear about you having his puppies
>>543445142kicking is possible
>>543445207Yes first time playing with that guy but he got into the ERP really quick
>>543444990>noooo I only stack with my steam kitten on SOME of the games!go away. Literally every inhouse game i've joined that had both you had you both on the same team on the same lane. It's happened enough that multiple people point it out. Not fun to play with or against. Why don't you just fill a lobby from your gay discord?
things to come that you can look forward to (based on previous valve generals):- raffles for items, we will get your steam profile and bully you for it- tripcodes- at least 3 more every-thread shitpostsand you will keep coming back
>>543445334>>noooo I only stack with my steam kitten on SOME of the games!Yes that is the nature of random shuffling, I get put into lanes with the same people multiple times not just him.>Literally every inhouse game i've joined that had both you had you both on the same team on the same lane.So you've played 1 inhouse game?
>>543444026she doesnt need a remodel though why
>>543442909sphynx stinks
>>543445569Her model is pretty piss poor. Her gun looks like something from a toy store
>>543445334neither of those guys are in the discord afaik
>>543444726if it bothers you so much that people stack how about you get good enough to beat their ass?
>>543445679they better keep her cute...
>>543444026let me guess: +25% butch buff
>>543445767They just want a reason to get upset and blame something other than themselves. These posts do not get made after games where I lose
>>543444026post iti bet its the coomer mod
>>543445527NTA but the guy’s literally on your friends list and you literally wait for him before choosing a lane. Why even lie?
>>543446275where do i acquire the coomer mod collection
>>543445767Good idea, guess I'll just never join the incelhouse.>>543446312lol
>>543446312>NTA but the guy’s literally on your friends list>Why even lie?I never said he wasn't.>you literally wait for him before choosing a laneI used to always just select the first slot in the lobby since I'm always the one hosting them. This caused people to get upset that amber hand was being "stacked", I've started remaining unassigned and using the totally RANDOM shuffle button (that anyone can use) to put myself into a lane once we have enough players to prevent that. Guess that doesn't work either
I am now going to play melee drifter, i have ran out of fucks to give
>I really like being a nigger with m1 debuffs like infernus>oh also dynamo is so cool dodging stuff, let's make it faster also give it 2 charges>hmm but mo is based, healing constantly in lane, how about a huge self heal that also is a mini shiv ult>OH! I also like bebop, lets make his hyper beam, but it self lifts so you dont need to buy an item, also, it should scale infinitely. the one thing I hate most as bebop is getting stunned, so lets have it also silence and be way faster at the dmg, I also hate it when people move behind cover as bebop, so lets have it hit around corners!fucktard design
>>543446312Stop feeding the attentionwhore. He obviously just wants to ruin the inhouse and is now just trolling in the thread to rub salt in the wounds>lolol im just 2 gud! I didun stack mad lol!Just ignore it and move on
>>543446316gamebanana
>>543447064do i have to make an account
>>543447232For the outright porn ones I think you do but I've never used the site for that myself
i know there's an anime game where characters sort of do thisim waiting for ice/frog yoshi to add in their version of shadow man
>>543447594that'd be Strinova
I'm going bananas thinking about all the sexy porn babes this game is going to spawn. There's already some choice hotties for me to fap my johnson to.
>>543447594My brother showed me a clip of this chinese cartoon "To Be Hero X" and the X guy had this power. Being able to run flat like a drawing/graffiti on a wall could make for a sick hero gimmick
>>543447753Enjoy!
>>543446684The silence is one of the most annoying things about it. Even if you approach out of their ult cone and use phantom strike or warp stone to get in range to use a stun like Abrams charge or Mo ulti you'll instantly get silenced
>>543447594omg thanks for this ive been looking for it after trying to reference it to a friend but not being able to find the clip
>>543442530Its off the books though
>>543446312i fucking knew it, i fucking told you. Always playing OP shit too against genuine archanist players
>song of silk samefagging to make john deadlock look badwhy tho
>>543447845i saved this 5 years ago
what if meppz and song of silk were eaten by 3i atlas aliens? BASED?
I don't know how to join fights.It often feels like the fight is moving away from me and if i chase it too hard i get instafocused by the whole team.
>>543447803HUMMINA HUMMINA BADOOOINGYABBADABBADOOBLBLLBLBLLBLBLsauce me up senpai
>>543448086it happened to me in ranked siege one day like 8 years ago and it was unbelievable, i couldn't imagine how the game engine broke in such a way. seeing it again is like seeing a whale jump out of the ocean
>>543447803OOOOUGGGGHHH
Characters like Calico and Haze have way too much impact for how little weaknesses they have.Especially Calico, you cannot gank anywhere on the map if this bitch is alive.
>>543410247Wand is basically an 800 cost item in Dota 2. If Resto Locket was 800 in Deadlock everyone would buy it.
>>543448562You can technically buy wand with the starting gold in Dota 2 so it would be more like if resto locket was a 400 soul item
>>543447753[Voice] Sexy porn babe is on cooldown!
>>543448345deadlock
>>543410247i buy it on specific heroes i like it on victor, shiv and pocket. looking into other heroes always. i wish it was cheaper but it is very powerful imo
>>543446684Mina has a cancerous design all round and the reason her win rate is low is because she is also the most popular character in the game, particularly amongst a mostly inept playerbase.
>>543449159>most popular character in the gameIvy
>>543446684she's weak and in dire need of buffs.
>>543449159If she had as much health as some of the other squishy heroes the guys dragging her winrate down would probably start losing less she's honest to god one of the hardest characters in the game to kill despite having only 2k health when she has a few green items
>>543449159high mobility low health burst damage aim reliant characterofc she's cancer with low winrate
>>543446684You forgot to mention how she can use her dodge while she ults, allowing her to void things like knockdown and chase you around corners.
>>543449702>aim reliant characterCompared to whom? Abrams?
>>543423218skill issue
>>543450021you can't build her into bullethose mode like the m1 carries
who should i play if i am bad at aiming but have great macro skills
>>543450309the lash
>>543450309LAAAASHHH
>>543450309uninstall
>>543450309maul and kill
>>543450309kovaaks fps aim trainer
just walked away from a match with THREE aimbotting russians on the enemy teamplease yoshi, just make a region-locked server only with those animals and maybe other cyryllicniggers so they will stay safely contained in their own filth that no civilized person should ever experience
We support playing together with your friends here
>>543450464Hopefully there's a draft at some point in the future and the russian plague on games finally ends
>>543450309Literally any non M1 carry (except for talon, sinclair and vindicta)
>>543449229not anymore im afraid.retard-velma/mina waifufags took over em and noone even talks about wanting to bone ivy anymore
>>543450763>talon>aim
>>543447949Not himI'm one of the middle of the pack players in inhouses, I think the issue could just as easily be resolved if the shit players saw they were against him and changed lanes for people who can actually stand up to himI don't think I've ever won lane against the really high rank players but I've successfully stalled them long enough to stop a snowball, but that's not possible when one of the dogshit players are my lane partner
>>543449229erm actually the most picked chars in the game are haze and infernus
>Ranks get resorted>Hover high arcanist>Play with friends who I haven't played with since before the rank change>All initiate / low seeker>dominate every game>look like a no-life tryhard
>>543432853the best part is that you can grab people through walls, even up/down a level in midboss or taking people out of underground to surface, its fucking amazingKevin's ultimate too , although oddly you can only go yourself through Kevin ultimately wall if you are taking someone with you
>>543452162 (me)It's annoying being on the stomped side of every shitstomp because I'm one of like, 2 guys who has any concept of intentionally picking a side to keep teams balanced. The bad players are just as guilty of it as the good playersIf you're not confident in your laning, maybe fucking swap when you're against one of the good players
>>543449094Still cracks me up how many people will just say shit like that on their steam account.Something more disposable like a free league account, I could kind of understand. But I can't imagine risking it on main like that just cause someone pissed you off in a game.
>>543450763>non m1>carryarent most carries m1
Ok coming back to deadlock tomorrow i think i figured out my video setting finally i have changed *literally* everything possible to have silky smooth stable 121 fps
Is there a button to 360 view yourself? I want to look at the front of my character.
>team unbelievably dogshit but so is the enemy team>didn't choose an m1 carry that match>can't do anything but watch in abject horror as their haze mows down our carriesbros she only had one active.... our wraith could've just ulted her and won every time.... it hurts
>>543447802>doesn't refer to chinese cartoons as animeThank you for not being a retard.Also I heard that show was pretty alright for Chinese shit.
>>543453267You can go to sandbox, take control of Any other hero and lookat yourselfYes mina has pink panties
my last 5 games had a leaver/afker in it.how are these people even still playing this game and not just in shitter queue/permabanned?
>>543453350Mina wouldnt wear that color. My immersion is ruined, fuckyou
>>543453420They just get a new account to play it, they're like $1. Abandon on rotation with all your alts, when they get low priority buy a new account.
>>543453308I will now only refer to Chinese animation as Chinese Anime just because it pisses you off
>>543453727Chinese anime is fine too.You got the qualifier.
I don't get this game. How do you last hit or farm creeps without being shot at? Is the support supposed to constantly shoot the enemy players?
it feels so weird to stop and have to do a timing minigame with sinners, idk what they replace it with tho
>patron says the voiceline where they prop out my character>I check my scoreline>I'm 0/5/7
>>543454034Yes, you're supposed to harass the enemy aswell as always try to last hit and deny, play a few games and you'll get the basicsNow when to shoot enemies, when to stand back is all something you learn by playing when you learn what each hero does etc
>>543454034you shoot your ballyou get a 200ms headstart on ball shooting>supportstop playing paige
>>543454364>>543454408How do you safely farm in lane if you're behind?
>>543454180not even the patrons are immune to the call of copium
>>543454408200? No way, I swear I've been denied the instant the bubble glowed
Hero idea! Radical LarryFast, high hp, low damage, uses a giant boomerangQuas: Throws a giant boomerang in a parabolic arc that returns. The longer it flies without bumping into anything, the longer it has a root and disarm. Each time it bounces, it adds more damage. Wex: Throws jarate on the ground, anyone that steps on it triggers a land shark to strike the area. Anyone covered in Jarate has the sharks attack again after a delayExort: charges up by taking a drag. Summons a ghost yute and does a donut, and flipping the car into an explosion. can pick up allies. Invoke(r): Jumanji - enables friendly fire for all enemy heroes, and masks all heroes as Australia man
>>543453308What do you take me for? Korea/China slop will NEVER be anime no matter how hard they spam it
>>543454673Play passiveBuy vitality items, especially extra regenFocus on shoving waveStay in cover so they can't keep pokingFarm the boxes behind you (make sure creeps are shoved first)Save your ult until they try to dive and punish them, if you get a kill it'll probably bring your soul count back to roughly equal
>>543454910>>543454910>>543454910>>543454910
Is there wall running in this?
>>543455609if you're going really fast and you hug a wall there's slightly reduced drag (called wall sliding in patch notes) but you'll still fall down at the same ratethis lets you chain a wall jump off of a jump pad to go really far, but not wall run
>>543454804Based.
>>543453119Are you new to Steam and/or Valve's games? The worst that will ever happen is he's gonna be temporarily muted in-game. He's not getting banned.
>>543407781The latter but Pocket doesn't have any dialogue for the new heroes, they bring VAs back in batches rather than everyone every update
