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OFFICIAL CYGAMES GAMES TIER LIST1. Dragalia Lost2. GBF3. RoB4. Shadow Verse5. UMA Musume6. PRICONNE7. IM@S
Guys what does uma meat taste like?
I think I'll finally try to get all the trophiesWho's the best uma for that
this thread will be better
Dantsu is going to peg you
>>543381803not a big thing, they constantly eat my ningen meat too
>>543381954>shadowverse over anythingnow this is too far even for a bait
Thanks game.
>Gold Ship fails a 4% wit training
TEIKU OFFU
what if i had sex with an uma
>>543382305I love you you stupid bitch.
>>543382189Taiki with front/medium/dirt sparksMed+Long uma
>>543382390this doesn't look like an uma tho
>>543382357Topping Top Gun
>>543382504oh oops it was in my uma folder for some reason
>>543382189oguri
>>543382421What an emotional rollercoaster.
Quick questionwhat race type are the dirt tracks in Team Trials?Is it the 1400m one? Or what? So like is it sprint or mile?
>>543382580How the fuck did you get anime Hermione in there
What would be the uma equivalent of this running style?
>>543382745i recently moved everything in my default download folder into a specific uma art folder and i guess it jsut made it in there somehow
>>543382737Miles
what...?
>>543382390well you can't even have sex with a normal girl, so the chances of getting together with a super-celebrity with transendently good looks would be a heruclean tale of a toad somehow wooing a princess. I suppose if you hit them on the head with a rock a few times and take advantage of their corpse, you might be able to, but chances are they'd kill you in a single kick.Then they'd go be with a supermodel or something, not basement dwelling virgin anon. By the way, your mom called. She wants you to stop making so many hot pockets.
>>543382349palmer wife palmer marriage
>>543382904That's what happened to Seiun Sky's owner when he said he didn't mind lewd of umas.
>>543382881tyty
>>543382776That looks like the retarded front runners I train jobbing to every pace chaser during CMs
>>543382776https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1ZbPI47aD0
Digitan LOVE
>>543381954Despite all the flaws I'd still put uma on 2nd. Dragalia is unbeatable king though and definitely the goat.
>>543382357WHOOP WHOOP PULL UP PULL UPRETARD RETARD RETARD
>>543382904How new are you? But yes, this is sadly 100% accurate. Degenerates being degenerate, more at 12.
>>543382904oh nyo nyo nyo he does not knyow...he lacks the critical infyomation...he does nyot knyow....
My borrow run...
>>543382908see this doesn't work because every uma is shown to be trainersexual. the hardest part is actually becoming their trainer and then the years of bonding through hardships and goals puts you on the straight and narrow path of becoming their husband.
>>543383173this info is probably unknown to 90% all global players
>>543383208Except you wouldn't become a trainer for them. Where are your credentials? Are you fit enough? It shows the trainer-san running a lot and exercising. Do you exercise? Do you even have a job?I don't think you're cut out for it. You wouldn't even get past prelim testing.
>>543382904honestly some people should be killed
>>543383095Saving (almost) all my carats for her... at 31k already... not getting distracted until she's here...
Rudolf is build for cuddles
Um, how do I get higher than B rank? I only lost the Derby and that was on some blocked-ur-blocked bullshit. Outside of that, I only had to use one clock on the Finale. Outside of that, I was clearing the final races with 7, 6, and 3 lengths on the last ones.
>>543383394More statsAll your cards are 0LB. Borrow a Kitasan Black MLB, try to get better cards.
>>543383341This dumb unfit fuck who can't pass the nationals exam got to be in charge of Oguri Cap (as in peak)
GIVE ME RAINBOWSTHE FREQUENCY OF MOOD DOWNS IS UP 24%GIVE ME RAINBOWS OF AT LEAST 34 SPEED CARDS SHOULD NOT CAMP GUTSNIGHT OWL INTO SUMMER PROC EVERY TURN
>>543383208Every uma is shown to flip flop between flirting with their trainers and being thirsty as fuck for each other. Maruzensky and Pearl literally rape Gold Ship.
I'm retaining early this time
>>543383273Globalfags would side with the guy who sent guro so we hid it from you.
is the narita brian card good for anything past this CM? i like hoarding my crown points
>>543381803We already got a guide for Unity Cup, what a generous guyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdzDBrOawOI
>>543383552Looks well-built, probably has money, strong connections, good at talking to people, definitely not a virgin. Most likely can stare into people's eyes and give firm handshakes.
>finally highrolled a natie for leo (again) after a dozen shit low rolls>had sex>natie career high score>no savvy hint>no surge>no nimble>no medium or turf SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>543383591>every umaglobalbab doesn't know
daiwa and vodka shenigans are fun and all but ...holy shit, vodka was a 7 G1 winner??!!!
>>543383746>level 6 skillWhale.
>>543382904That really sucks, especially because many are blaming Seiun's owner now even though he is a giga based ojisan and likely wouldn't even mind r34 of her as long as it's not degenerate guro or scat crap that psychopaths produce.
>>543383687>skinny as fuck, has no money, has connections based on his mentor but no personal ones, bad at talking to people, most likely a virgin, can't even stare into Rudolf's eyes and gives weak AF handshakes
>>543383519>more statsYou mean spend more money. Fuck Cygames, greedy Jew bastards. What kinda bullshit is it to require dupes in a gacha?
why are there so many japanese/taiwanese pet doctors doing uma musume guides?
>>543383375steel yourself anon and you shall be blessed with great luck
>>543383687>Most likely can stare into people's eyes and give firm handshakesso all women are discarded as trainers then?
>>543383823Cry more.
I know this won't get 1st but I'm pretty happy with how the run turned out. Maybe I could've squeezed a bit more speed in there but I managed to hit most of the stat requirements.
AAAAAAAAAAA THIS FUCKING SHIT GAME
>>543383341The standards can't be that high considering how useless Spica trainer is
I want to give Chaos Zero Nightmare a try since it reminds me of Chrono Ark but I doubt I can juggle two gacha at once with my current attention spam
Aaaaaaaaaghhhhhh why isn't Meishou today?!!?!!! I can't take it anymore!!!!
>>543383653Buy an ad
>>543383775>daiwa and vodka shenigans are fun and allThey're not. Only retarded yuritroons think so. Turning a mare that redefined perception on mare racing into a joke character is a huge insult.
>>543383552Even in the most up to date manga volume his uncle is the trainer on paper Jo just gets the wheel for the last race.
Why are torenas such pussies
I just passed 60% fail triple rainbows twice, I won't be getting MLB kitasan under 1 spark for sure
Reminder >no A word>no coffee
>>543383880HOWANON HAS 1200 (WILL)POWER
>>543384071sir this is umamusume
>>543383775That's one issue I have with the anime in hindsight. I'm learning that basically all of the goofball, background, or even just the jobbers were actually fucking beasts irl, and some of the ones with Aura out the ass like Sirius Symboli actually weren't anything to write home about.
>>543383982AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM LOSING IT
>>543383828wait, that's owner? I thought this was some random oji-san
can she win bwochachos
>>543384301what the fuck is this artifacting, is your PC possessed by a fucking demon
>>543383710impregnating cafe so she can conceive desire
>>543384390oyakodon
danCHUD... please.... I'm begging you..... I'm on my knees... I will subscribe to the onlyfans....
>>543384301deep fried Nice Nature is meta???
retention secured
>>543384301
I only eat uma pussy (Teio)
>>543384071Cry about it more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB0gBQ_h04c
>>543384301Bro.>>543384384Blud set the JPG to 1%. Compare >>543383746
>>543383375same, only doing a single ten roll here and there but digitan love4ever
Grass Wonder alt that shows her massive ass when?
>>543384487chill club :)
for me, it's Air Groove not giving me Groundwork and -20 energy me
>>543384614She preserves her modesty and virtue for marriage.
>>543384487bwo wait next month for his reckoning
It's like a chinese finger trap, but it's american and for torena cock.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXbHjlV0bLo
>>543384836she is for the streets
I have officially hit 60k carats. Only ~2 more weeks until Riko!
>>543384803The skill update so taking the lead procs when the gate opens can't come soon enough.
>>543383775Need her arc. That 2008 race against Daiwa needs to be shown
this shit is so bad
holy shit we made it with 497k
>>543384878I don't want him to get gibs two times in a row
I am going all 200 into Meishou. Can i get at least 2 dupes?
>>543381908How soon?
>>543384197This seems to be realistic, a lot of people with "Aura" (like the zoomer popes cr1tikal and asmongold) are pretty mediocre IRL while there is a lot of weird people (like zachtronics) that are actually really talented.
>>543384089Holy fuck Jo you fucking failure
>>543385237Tomorrow
*pokes your uma*
>>543383190Mashing thru a run and forgetting I got a stam checking long in the career goals
>>543385000Reminder that Dasca was the much more consistent uma. Like how do you win the Derby but completely job in in the Arima Kinen?
>>543385393They're saving Jo for Scarlet's manga.
>>543384301>>543384597holy fucking compression artifacts
I'm out of carrot juice and I must run
This could have been really good if Creek and Vodka had actually finished their event chains
>>543385583Long F, please unnastan
tarrot puice 30
>>543384182Years of playing gachas that were far more stingy with currency (>6 months of saving for a spark) have forged me into a hoarder with diamond hands
>>543385393The real Kasamatsu trainer didn't get a national license till the mid 90s
>>543385606Give ber fluffy hair back
Good morning trainer! Here's your training fortune for today:Your luck: Abysmal Dogshit
86111476 CM room
Special Week healed my heart desu
>>543385782she is my wife irlDO NOT taint her nigger
>>543383775>>543385000I figure they are not making the Dasca & Vodka arc until they get the rights to Deep Sky and othersSo never ever
>>543383775Thats what happens when you focus too much on shit fanservice instead of historical facts
>>543385308Yeah, but that's real life. If you've got license to gas up the people who deserve it in fiction, why not do that? They had me thinking Opera O was a retard when she was actually a God on the track for a whole fuckin year. Rudolf is properly represented being that she's the eternal Kaicho of Tracen, and her entourage is also appropriately picked.
>>543385586Wtf, Jo will ride Scarlet?
>>543385814who's her nigger? Amazon?
>>543385782
i like how Maya's orange and black color scheme is appropriate for Halloween
>>543385493First time she appeared I clicked the first option cluelessly... and that is still the only career I dropped out of. But the charming one has hardly let me down
this is the urn
I forgot to play yesterday please danchou don't kick me
Special Week healed my DICK.
>>543385782I left my old gacha for her
oguri cap as in cute
FAT PIG WHO ATE MY CARATS OINK OINK
I really want Gold City and Mejiro Dober. I don't even know if they're meta, don't care, I just need them in my stable and I need them now>can't pull for umas till FebruaryYADA YADA YADAAAAAA~~
>>543385493Reminder that your account is permabricked if you don't roll on her banner
>>543386195nvm I press rest and i get night owl and 2x mood downs
>>543386195>this is the urn>urnThese are Maruzensky's ashes, God rest her soul
>>543386195No, that's a hag. Though it probably won't be too long before she ends up in an urn.
>>543385825Just make it a Tachyon 1st half with dasca 2nd half, easy
>>543386125>>543386231>he didn't play for AN ENTIRE DAYBAN THIS NIGER
>>543385870Well that is what umamusume was mostly at the startPeople should thank cingray for changing lot of the perception
I really, really appreciate witGODS
they should make the banners even faster
>>543386347I will unironically drop $1000 to MLB her card.>RNG goddess>in an RNG gameGimme.
I wish Cygames would do a remaster of Season 1 especially the races.
>>543386460
>>543386447how does witGODplay even look like in TT? Every single horse having 1200 wit for high ranks and skill proccing?
Back to not touching my TT team for a week.
>>543386424I thank the game more than cingray
>>543386570just look at the top 10
>>543386460Ikuno Dictus would never
>>543386712biggus dictus
>>543382904no, what happened was seiun and nishino's owner said that he didn't mind R34 because it meant that people would remember his horses, and then an uma anti threatened to make guro of them which pissed him off
>>543385583Vodka is the proto-tokyohack before passing the torch to Almond Eye.
Ikuno.......................dictus
>>543386553I wish cygames would do a remaster of year 1 umas
>>543385902>They had me thinking Opera O was a retardthat's on you thought, she was presented as an unstoppable machine in the movie
>>543385749Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
Hilarious
>>543386783
>>543386832
>>543386281This is how and child of Oguri and me would look like
>>543386783ikuno dickbutt
>>543386805They buff the one that matters the most so idk what you are complaining about.
THE GREAT NIGE
>>543386672too much work, spoonfeed me.
Uma Attack!
>>543387045they'll never put this on a card right
>>543386268Based. The gacha game I used to play left me jaded, included its playerbase. Luckily, Uma fixed that, Special Wife too.
Reminder to watch the Zombieland Saga Movie
>>543387127hmmmm nyo
>>543387045You realize we aren't talking about gameplay?
uma musume is front runner game
>>543387152How did she get in? I don't remember giving her the keys.
>>543387152if Neicha entered my room without permission she would get the plappening of a lifetime
>>543387223
This is all my fault, I didn't take parent runs seriously at the start and thought borrows could save me but I was seriously wrong and now I am paying for it
>>543387152medic....
>>543387159You unlock it in her career from an event.
>>543386396BACHIGUYO
>>543381940
>>543387152entering my room gives me permission to enter your anus
Be like, the average amount of careers I have to run to get a 2 speed/power/stam + 2 medium + 2 URA finals on goldship is about 55.But then again, I have to win the kikuka sho 21 times for unlocking potential levels on other umas, so might as well give it a shot.I've never been that bothered by goldship career anyways. Bitch needs only 16 races to get every available medium/long epitet available.
>your trainee asks to borrow your keys for a bitare you doomed at this point
DO YOU FIND IT RISIBLE!?when i say the name..BiggusDictus
>>543385745No
I may have made a mistake
>>543387152I know Nature wouldn't do anything I don't want but if a normal uma like her can enter so easily at the night I fear what other could do...
>oh you're gonna turn him into a "horse girl" so he can be remembered? that's nice no i don't mi->YOU'RE GONNA MAKE HER WEAR WHAT?
>>543387751Just refuse bro
>>543388205>imageHow can other umas even compete?
Belno Wife
>>543388205The owner approved this
>>543388205if maru's owner signed off on the final design he's too based for this world
>>543388424She pinched a loaf off in that pool 100%>>543387825Kek
>>543388513more like belno whore
>3 more borrow runs>still at zero usable acesfun...
>12* groundwork on parents>2 gold inspirations>no groundwork
>>543388513
>>543381954>GBF over anything Tranny
OPEN UP, TORENA-SAAAAN!
>>543388780cheating on oguri with belno!
I have countless 9* mediums... with shit blues of course
>>543381908We love Doto and her tits here
>3x smaru borrow runs every day since cancer cup>have not gotten red shift inspiration a single time
>>543389303this except groundwork
Finally finished
>>543389243Why am I inside of a tiny cannon?
I want Kincsem in this game so bad. Also the bumping should've 100% been kept, anyone still got the early footage of it ?
>>543389189
>>543389386kek
>>543389409https://youtu.be/tOyY8Tzya8k?si=T9KQXoeazlyJJy81https://youtu.be/Lv1YihyYHmU?si=M_tywCArz3nbCoDPOldest gameplay videos I could find. What’s “Kincsem”?
>>543389243Bakushin O pls, it's my day off, let me sleep
>>543389386When the situation is so bad the wingwoman is the one getting the nightmares instead
Cheesed to meet you!
>>543385825I fucking hate Jp licensing, why is it so shit
Oh yes, its all coming together...
>>543389636oyakodon
Why do they make a boy dress up in skirts like this? Are they trying to humiliate him?
>>543389826>gets a mood down just because she forgot to bring her fucking cheese powder with herIs she secretly a mouse musume or something?
>no S medium>Missed fan count by 2kI hate my life
>>543389651Kincsem is a foreign mare that has a 54-0 record across multiple distances and land types. Nicknamed "wonder mare"
>>543389890bokumankos are the best mankos
>>543389845Because nintendo set the precedent that you can never have anything good in Japan.
2 golds? Just rawdog it with stamina and some whites
>>543389651>He doesn't know Kincsem
>>543390079Natie will break her legs...
>>543389849I wonder if the whale anon is still here
>>543389890
>>543390212The 200k paid one?
>>543390079>just rawdog itnot very nice of you to call teio "it" but don't worry I'm on it
>>543390110
>>543390163Sim says she finishes at -4 against 4 mystifying murmurs so I think she'll be alright
>>543389826I like this moe blob and how she comes to her trainer's office during school hours just to see his face
>>543389826
>>543389959His owner said he was as big as a cow so her gimmick is is being a cow that consumes dairy products.
>>543390079>1k stamina and 1 goldNigga, why do you need that much stamina for medium
>>543390110Tazuna's racewear would be more like a thief or an assassin with a mask since her title was 'the Phantom Horse'
>>543390264yeah
>still just two 3* stamina sparks
>>543390342
>>543389391Is this card worth it?
>>543390551I hope he didnt OD or blew his brain out.
>>543390079let's see paul allen's d*ck
>>543390620fat fuck
Inspiration has to be among the worst mechanics I've seen in any game.
>>543390475She's my insurance against heavy debuff rooms
>>543390679damn nigga play more games
>>543390582Peak fan design. Love it
>>543390110>>543390342>>543390582Fvcking kino
>>543390475/uma/ told me to run 1200 stamina and 3 gold recoveries in case there are 8 deboofers in the room
>>543384006rice would never act like this, she is canonically straight
>>543390620Cute!
What was in Tazuna's closet?
>>543390218
>Kitahara slanderThe misunderstanding present is that nobody here knows anything about love
>>543390872
tewst
they need to buff raisu
>>543390854her racewear
Just A Way waiting room
i have no power sparksi always end up with like 700 powerdostedt
>>543390846Yeah yeah we all know she goes straight to her onee-sama's apples
>>543390679You know what the single biggest QoL would be? You get to strike out three skill hints off every card at the beginning of the run. Same way they strike stages in competitive Melee.STOP GIVING ME EXTRA TANK KITASAN. STOP GIVING ME LONG CORNERS. AIIIIII. MY RIGHT NUT FOR SOME FUCKING CORNER RECOVERY HINTS, IT'S ON EVERY GOD DAMN CARD I'M RUNNING, EVERY PARENT AND EVERY BLOODY GRANDPARENT.
>>543389189she should have at least taken the hair decorations out. maybe temp dyed her hair too. very few ningens in the umaverse seem to have stand out stuff like that.
>>543390583It's ok. A lot better than goldship was if you're just slotting it in to farm the event faster.
Both my mobile and home IPS blocks catbox links now. The only soundpost working is the Rudolf backstreet boys one, since its still in the cache...
>>543391098train power during summer when your friends are there>b-but my friends don't visit power during summerget luckier
>>543391098Get Turf S and accel skills and you're fine. I've been amassing a legacy of turf sparks myself because the umas I like don't have power growth bonus.
>>543391090is this design official or fanmade? I like it
is goldship shit or something?
>>543391106why are female trainers always stacked
>>543391221>ISPs blocking catbox of all thingsPost country now
>CM4 will only require 750 stamina + 1 gold if debuffs don't exist in uma worldit's not fair...
>>543391221>Both my mobile and home IPS blocks catbox links nowDo you live in China or something? Why is your ISP blocking catbox?
nyro~n
>>543390998Such a pretty voice and cute outfits
>>543391350>that backgroundvrchat ?
Anus Fujin
>>543391316
I have like 10 medium sparks and got S once in 3 days.
>>543391221Just change your DNS bwo. There's a very good chance it's some basic ass DNS block and not a "real" block and if it's a real block, plenty of free VPN optionshttps://docs.quad9.net/Setup_Guides/Android/Android_9%2B_%28Encrypted%29/Quad9 is good. You can use 1.1.1.1 for Cloudflare or 8.8.8.8 for Google.
>>543390854Her collection of hats of every variety, she is not poor and Irish.
>>543390946truth be told, I never saw Oguri as happy in the manga as that time she saw Kitahara again after so long
>>543391491Her voice is wonderful, very fitting for the looks somehow
>>543391090
>>543390620>ho, ho, hee, hoo
>>543391350They should delete debuffers from the game tbdesu, nobody likes them and you are forced to use them because other people are using them
>>543391316Has this artists done any more ?
>>543391546>oh my science its just like undertale
>>543391331Toreina issue. She's a 0% speed gainer, so either you stack up the speed/URA sparks, run 4 speed cards, or both.
>>543391546
>>543391348Would you make your self insert have small pp or big pp
>>543391524nah it's just umaviewer
>>543391350The Brian I got unlucky with here >>543385690 actually won a couple of rooms, but only because they didn't have neicha in them
>>543391348to seduce male trainers
>>543391569Now then, let's not forget the v6 DNS addresses as well! Granted I bet a fuck ton of third world/mutt people STILL don't have it, but it's good to be safe.
>>543391491F • I • G • H • T • O • N • !
>>543391648Have you made a Cheval one?
>>543387218>Trannyland SagaI dropped that shit as soon as they revealed Lily was a dude. Fuck off.
>hmmmmmmm i have 20% stam growth i can substitute 2 stam cards with 2 power cards for more power since power trains stam anyway :))))>end up with 600 stamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDwivbWwnt8
>>543391786
>>543391331any uma with 0% speed gain is hard to build if you don't have strong speed cards. I've been grinding CM4 Gold Ship ace runs for over a week and I still don't have anything good because my speed cards fucking suck
>>543391827>spoilerAh contraire. I have IPv6 hard disabled on my home network because it completely fucks with a bunch of older devices, and my own ISP isn't using CGNAT (plus I don't think they even assign IPv6 yet in my market). IPv6 adoption is waaaaaay higher in shitholes like India. They actually need it. No IPs left.
>>543391349>>543391386I can open the upload pages on catbox just just fine, but file links timeout... So I can upload this filehttps://files.catbox.moe/cuwqqw.gifBut cant watch it without a vpnSwitzerland and I have the same provider for both
>>543390638No URA finale procs so her ceiling is definitely higher. Training pace chasers is so comfy compared to fronts, you only need to get your pinks and maybe URA finale to proc
>>543392037
>>543392003Haru would do this.
>>543391827>>543392075Au* contraire. Fuck autocorrect.>>543392098Try changing your DNS. Unless they're blocking it the way bongs block porn, it's a simple DNS block. ISP DNS sucks fucks anyways.
Been getting consistent A+ runs with Oguri Cap and all of them are glue because she never rolls S Rank Medium
>>543391909
>>543390620for me? it's Oguri's mom
I CAN'T WAIT ANY MOREGIVE DOTO NOW
>>543392247
>>543392386Can you do Gentil?
>>543392442Only 29 more hours. Be strong, trainer!
When do we get pic related on Global? I need my umas to learn proper social distancing.
>>543385825they have plenty of ~2005 horses to make an interesting 12 episode show or movie
>>543392574wait, I thought it was in 5 hours....nyoooooooooooooooooooooooooo
imagine pumping another daughter into her...
>>543391317fanmade
>>543392471
>>543392386Hell yea, thanks
>>543392484
AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEE stop giving me 3* on Ace Runs NIGGER game
>>543392879Special Week would say this
>>543392696
>>543392575around the 1st anny iirc, but you can't get it on MANT so we had to wait anot 6 months to test it
>>543391546>King HaloKEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>543392575What's the actual effect of this? Running at the max speed possible no matter what?
>run going exceedingly smooth, no failed training nor negative status all run>1k speed by senior year>senior year march>hit by sleep deprived + night owl, mood down>instantly night owl -10 stam proc, mood down>followed immediately by slacker, mood downI've gone from mad to amazed at how blatantly rigged this shit isthe japs that coded this 'luck balancer' should get castrated
>>543392297Yeah must have been ISP DNS fuckery. It works on my phone and pc now thanks to this>>543391569 I am so fucking back now. I own you big
>>543392850Noice. Thanks.
>>543393014Pretty much, yes. Your front runners go full autism, like how Twin Turbo did in the anime.
>>543392930
>>543393056Knew it. You're welcome.
>>543393179These two panels were also kino
>>543393186Awesome
I'll just send something more or less viable this time. I got spoiled by mile tournament.
>>543393179
Anons, I can either use my 1LB Creek and borrow MLB Fine, or use my 1LB Fine and borrow MLB Creek. Which is better for training my SMaru?
>>543393407
I see we have some IT workers here
Is it just me or are Ticketzo's tits noticeably bigger than Maruzen's?
>>543393698
>>543393029Tazuna is a god tier card
>checking some Teio fanarts>suddenly a yandere Teio fanart appears>kinda curious so I check it>see the "related works" section and there are tons of yandere Teiodamn, I didn't know she was popular in that genre
>>5433936141LB Creek, borrow MLB FM
STAMINA TRAINING FUCKING SUCKS
>>543393929
So is there an easier way to check what the events do? Going to gametora each time is becoming a pain in the ass
>>543393751wfh master race and I get to jerk off all day because AWS is down
>>543394010You didn't play her career?
>>543394171they'll put that functionality into the game (next year)
>>543394010Clingy women are great
>>543394276no, I don't have her
>>543394147
>>543394317You'd think after the fourth release of the game the japs would have ironed it all out by now
My precious oshis
>>543394096>hour 4 of stamina training and she wants to keep going
round 2 music > finals music
>>543386641Amen to that.
>>543394406
>>543394490the summer chibis look so fat
>>543394616wow this is amazing
does my sacrificial front runner need A&S too
>>543394406>>543394621Holy shit
Glory to oshi pvpers!
>>543394616https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8pKic4_auQfuark forgot link
should I just use THAT bwos? I can't make anything usable this CM
>>543394740Your Summer Maruzensky might fail her wit checks so no reason for your back up not to be able to win if she gets the rod.
>>543394010Teio is a known rapist after all
flesh fang is retarded
>>543393407Most of these are pretty kino outside of the artist trying to make King Jobber look like a threat
Good enough I hope. It's so hard to do better with my cards anyway.
>>543395024Can confirm
>>543392962>>543393152Do you still need groundwork for this?
who's bullying this cutie?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WE5KjN1H5O4why the finals at 1:11 kinda sound likehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juYccqM1fvk
>>543395192Stop disrespecting your daughter Goodbye Halo
>>543395306
>>543393029You just got a low-roll career limiter value that only became apparent in senior year. If you detect that you've got a terrible value at the start of your career at least you can abandon it and save time.
>>543394621Surely we get to see the actual race
>>543394635I know, and it's extremely erotic
>searched horny mares >Got videos of mares in heat shoving their pussy on stallion faces>They pulsate their pussy lips, it's called winking >They pee on potential mates>Couple of videos of doing this with their owners tooI finally understand what "marked" means...
28850804CM4
>>543395701please behave
>>543395701Question; why are you searching videos of horny horses?
Riko wife..
Kumabros...
>>543394876Trying to get good SSRs off rate up? Unless you're an oil baron forget it.
>>543395192Oh yeah? But that's the version King Halo, who beat up her mother live on TV after her big URA finale!
>>543395701
>>543395701Pretty much the same with cats and dogs. Breeding season makes the females go crazy
>>543395961well what else can I do though
i FUCKING love girls' legend U bwos...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRjJgZTND2s
king halo's anus
>older umas go into heat >first date with Tazuna has you spend the night with her I’m noticing something
>>543396064Wait for the Kitasan rerun and spend there. Also maybe save your selectors after you sparked the banner (just in case)
>>543395991>bullied by a mare
yo IT experts, did something happen to chrome that caused the little bubble that shows what you input beforehand when clicking on a form to disappear and never come back?
>>543396209I have no idea what you're referring to
>>543396209Oguri didn't say this.
>>543395701>searched horny mares
>>543396167yea I plan to do that. But do you have any advice for me in this CM
>>543395991Stay gold is a bottom midget for his top giantesses horse wife.
>>543395713Join 28850804
>>543395440I unironically think that this exists. I simply reset every time I get 2 or more negative events during junior year because I know the run has a bad seed.
>>543395701human girls do this too horses aren't special
>>543395701based
I haven't been able to cap speed for the past 5 days..
>>543396209Autofill? It was working for me as of yesterday. Some websites don't implement it because pajeets/gypsies can't do the needful.
>>543394876>0 LB Gold Shipyou didn't cleat her right?
>>543395701least deranged curren chan enjoyer
>>543396443Just get lucky. Thats my plan Also consider CM just freebies. You'll want to kill yourself if you want to win at all cosr. Try the best with what you have and save up for kitasan
>>543396159heat plus cake desperation makes things harder
>>543396443Borrow Kitasan, use your King Halo, Taishin or Brian, and Welfare speFor stamina cards use 0LB Creek and Seiun SkyInherit as many stamina sparks as you can, build Gold Ship and pray
Is it just me or is pumping iron complete shit for Summer Spe? She has so many midrange skills that she's fifth or something
>>543395701>Nice Nature trying to find a way to surreptitiously pee on you when you take her for pool training so she can claim you before another trainee doeskinda hot
>>543396849thanks
>>543396518Shame we won't get Point Flag cause she was a shitter. I'd love to see her bully stego
For anyone building Gold City, do you run 4 or 5 speed cards? I can't even hit 1200 speed with 4 speed cards.
>>543396857That's all a part of the gamble. If you take too few midrace skills you get rushed and if you take too many you'll be too far ahead to proc it.
>>543395701why are c*rrenfags like this
>>543395701Tachyon coded post
fuckfuckfuckFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKI FORGOT MY PHONE AT THE OFFICEPLEASE SPARE ME DANCHOUAYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>543396978She breaks into your room and shoulder checks you out of love. EVERYONE who sees Nice Nature with her trainer believes the two are dating. The entire shopping district believes it to be so
So this event's SSR is basically useless aside from being cleatfuel right? I got all 5 of em and i'm thinking of just turning them into Tickets
>>543396629it disappeared from literally everything for me when I woke up this morning
>>543396565The more careers I complete, the more I think there must be some RNG-limiting factor at play. I've done about 60 fan runs using the same uma and the exact same deck, and from the results of the first 3 races I can now tell if I'm going to win the Japan Cup/Arima Kinen all 4 times or if the career RNG seed is going to stop it.
>>543397263Race Planner is pretty good desuWhen Riko comes out and people drop stamina cards entirely she can be another source of a gold heal along with Rice Shower
>>543397263it has alright hints for pacers if you're in gigacope mode
>>543396978I am afraid it's not pee that's marking you...
>>543397221you still have steam, no excuses
>>543396443Your deck is pretty good? Surely you can meet 1200/900/700/350/400 statline and then whatever happens happens, you'll get into finals, good enough.
>>543397259One of the most wife umas while still being kind of a weirdo, I love her
>>543397428>Surely you can meet 1200/900/700/350/400 statlinehaha.....................
>>543397379Yeah but I already have Vodka for that sooo>>543397381Sees like her only real use, oh well, into the shredder it goes!
>>543397585spe, halo, brian and borrowed ksb + creek and another stam is a workable deck on its own, no?
>>543397259Her and Creek are the most obvious dating umas
>>543397668>Relying on BOFAAre they going to fix it to only proc in the mid-race soon?
>>543395024but she's not Moldavian
bros, give me your luck, this is the run
>>543397501The cutest wife. I want to retire and maintain a bar/cafe with Nice Nature
I NEED a better dirt and sprint TT teamtechnically I don't if I just keep targeting witGAWDS
>>543396978quick reminder that if you don't clean the part she "mark you" fast enough with hot water and soap then the odor will remain for days or even a week
My TT rating hasn't changed and yet the number of A+ uma opponents keeps going up - and not in a good way.
>>543397870>He posted about itOhnonononono
>>543397501she's so cute my heart can't take it
GG EZ
>>543397941>don’t know about this>get the weirdest looks from other students>tazuna and the director want a private talk with you
>>543397765I do that but I can get 1100/750 at best. I guess I just need to roll the dice harder
>>543397941O-oh. Everyone else will be able to tell...
>>543396571poke her pudgy tummy
>>543397585My cards are more or less the same (worse in speed but my SC is 1 LB, but no any other stamina card except welfares). And seems doable. This grass was done with same cards but my stamina cards didn't cooperate after senior summer. >>543395212Not perfect, but surely they are enough for B final. If not, then whatever. Not worth it to burnout over like 3k carats max.
>>543398037huh? how the fuck did you win CM with her
>>543398098>ningen problems
>>543397770Dunno, but I think people way overexaggerate BoFA's likelihood to early prock (If I really feel like I need a pace gold stam ill just borrow a spechud)
I feel rich. My future is bright
So, golden showers are /uma/ approved?
>>543397995Everytime I say this my very next match gets me into the safe zone. It wasn't even against a witmaxer.
>>543398138Is the goldship there just because you didn't have anything else or can I use MLB halo instead
>>543398138>lb0 nishino flower AND welfare golshiholy shit I can't imagine how lucky you had to be to get them both to cooperate
>>543398378mlb riko money
>>543383687>>543383341>>543382908Jo literally spent several years as a NEET watching horse races before Roppei dragged him into being a trainer, and even then he spent most of his time lazing around Kasamatsu before Oguri showed upIf he can manage it (and barely since he failed the exam once) then any anon could manage it. The standard genuinely aren't very high
Why are the umas allowed to break into Toreina's apartment but not vice-versa
>>543398392noi'm not a degen
>>543398378enjoy your LB1 riko
>>543398429halo is likely better because she actually has relevant skills, and specialty, and provides the same best thing ssr golshi gives, which is power bonus
>>543398408>safe zone
>>5433983282/3 chance it procs at a useful strait.
>>543397501wife
>>543392075>fucks with a bunch of older devicesSo far I've only ran into that problem with Wifi 5ghz vs 2.4, my printer only supporting the latter, so I have to run both. v6 however never caused me any problems so far, so I wonder how much of this comes down to the router telling the device what it wants or whatever.>adoption is waaaaaay higher in shitholes like IndiaIronic, but I guess it makes sense. Explains why first world nations are still struggling with v4 exclusivity.
>>543398578
I'm sorry anons but my favorite uma is Seiun SkyDeal with it
>>543389826Gouda to meet you
>>543398549>just hit the trainee jackpot of an autistic easily groomable freak of nature uma
sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi
12k stam and 2 golds is a psyop.
>>543398429Nothing better. This is what I work with. Kawakami Princess might be better but she doesn't have power bonus and it ends up pretty bad for power.
huh didn't know that could happen
>>543398578can you move tires of this size? that's why
>first training session>get the master trainer event immediately afterwards and it gives practice perfectshe was really impressed with me
>>543398886That’s his daughter….We all know it’s going to be Jo x McQueen
>>543398328In the 5 room matches I did it proc'd in the first 200 meters 4 times and the last 200 meters 1 time. Another 15-20 umalator trials showed first 200 meters every time. I am just going to bring maestro + 777 and pray my lates survive. Ride or die baby, ride or die.
are you still trying for red shift on s.maru
>>543392098 >>543393056>Piss poor DNS blockWhy am I not surprised>Switzerland of all thingsSo much for their neutrality.
>>543398778are "trainer dorms" a thing canonically? I thought it was implied we just had like, a normal apartment
>>543398960damn that's a pretty impressive tach with this deck>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>air shakur
>>543389248Would
SAY
>>543399070Its an apartment but for all intents and purposes its basically a dorm since it’s on campus
>>543385393Jo is lucky that Oguri has oneitis for him somehow
>>543397915Sprint Front Bakushin: as many power sparks as you can find, 2-3 Speed cards, 2-3 Power, 2-3 Wit. Easy as piss to make an A+ winner and if you high-roll you can get an S rank. Same for Curren if you have her, just don't bother running a front card like Suzuka/Bourbon.Dirt: cap power. Trust me.
>>543399070they are, new umas can "visit" you
>>543398482I try to prioritize facility leveling up as much as I can so it's a bit easier. Because facility bonus is pretty big, more than friendship bonus on almost any card (at level 5 facility). Getting McQueen and Creek cooperate now this might be painful cause there are only 2 of them.
is there a list of npc umas?i want to make a poll and have her play at the 4chin cup
YES I will be using Condor's Fury instead of Pump for my Late Surger TeioNO You cannot stop meYES Pump is a gaslight
Do I cleat? I feel like I missed a lot when people cleated their golshis...
>>543396143Uma Musume has unironically reignited my love for life, to most people this is just a gacha game with a mediocre anime but to me it's one of the best series ever created and it has changed my life for the better. I feel blessed to be alive in this moment to experience all these things
She has low wit and only one gold skill.Is it too risky to run her?
>>543398804It's actually older NICs in PCs. Windows starts to act stupid unless I disable v6 on the router or disable the IPv6 option in the NIC config. I think ATM I just have it disabled on the two PCs that act stupid with it on, my phone is showing a v6 address. Didn't bother figuring out why it was happening but I don't exactly need local v6 addresses in the first place lole.
>>543396143at the beginning I thought it was going to be another average idol song but the more I hear the more I like it
Horses don't menstruate but what about umas
>>543398549>he spent most of his time lazing around Kasamatsu before Oguri showed upFactually incorrect, in the newer chapters we see that he was constantly trying to get other Umas to go for the Tokai Derby, but they would just blow him off saying that it was too hard and not even worth trying for.Part of what made Oguri special was that she was the first Uma to match his ambition and drive.
>>543398328The chance is 1/3, which is pretty high. Do you run trainings with 33% failure rates? Because I don't
>>543399387Don't cleat. She has a good pace chaser gold recovery.
>>543398774>>543399027Ok it probably sucks this CM but I imagine most people are running stamina cards this CM anyway>>543399387If you have a halfway decent power card or two yeah
>>543399387sometimes I think cleating sss cards is just not worth the gain even if you somehow clean house the shop every monthfor what its worth ssr golshi helped me get """"passable"""" groundwork parents up pretty quickly
I want to marry these two
>>543399387Yeah cleat it. You're not missing anything important.
>>543399462Just join a bunch of public Leo rooms and check
>>543399564>It's older NICs and Windows acting up because of itHuh. Figured this is about old printer and the like, not windows and PC hardware having a fit. The more you know
>>543399730They'll eat you out of a house
>>543399441Im actually mad it took them 4 years to bring it to global. That's how good I think the game is. The accelerated sched keeps things fresh and fun too
>>543399630>Do you run trainings with 33% failure rates? Because I don'tYeah, pretty often actually
>>543399859based luckGOD
If I'm trying to loop for Smaru, would a parent loop be something like.2 parents into Maruzensky, Maruzensky and parent into Seiyun Sky, Maruzensky and Seiyun Sky into... idk Daiwa Scarlet(idk who to pick as a 2nd parent)? And then Seiyun Sky and Daiwa Scarlet into SMaru? And that gives me a chance of getting Red Shift on Smaru while making a good parent.I am retarded please help
>>543399730you will be eaten out of house and home
Doto
>>543399730You will be eaten
>There are ch*stnuts in this thread
>>543400089This spe makes me smileI want to throw her into Hopeful stakes
umamusume is a gateway into horsesex
>>543399593taking in consideration Taishin's career I can see the estrus period being more canon than menstruation for umas
>>543399989sex with Palmer while Helios watches and cheers for us
>>543399630is it 1/3? doesnt the game roll both what straight to proc it AND when to proc on said straight?The heal is 5.5% so on a 2200 track you need to have run like what? 120 something meters to get a good value? let's round it up to 150m or something. The first straight is 500m, so if you lose the 1/3 straight lottery you also need to lose the 1/3 again where it procs too early on the first straight to not get full value. So like maybe 10% chance for the proc to be shit or something.That's how I'm understanding it anyways
>>543399989sex with marriage with palmersex with helios
>>543400060Doto doesn't look like that... please only post on-model art
/ourguy/ said to skip Riko and pull for Biko instead
>>543399989bourbon for the absolute highest possible affinity values from both base and G1 runsBakshin if you want a workable inherit
>>543400060
>>543400662you can't say something like that while posting something cute
>>543399989Helios's cute butt
>>543399839I'm just happy it's here now and that I had the chance to experience it, all of it, the game the anime the people, the umas, we really are blessed to live in such times.
Super Creek's trainer is lucky to do goo goo babies..
>>543400060Doto would post this
>Even whales are quitting
>at lunch spot I frequent at least once a week>lady at register recognizes me and asks if I want my usual order for the first time>not a socially inept autist so I'm fine with that>playing an SMaru career while I wait for my order>when I go to pick it up she asks if that's the "horse game" I'm playing and that her nephew plays it a lot when I say yes>okay maybe I am a socially inept autist
>>543400089I wonder how Spechud would react to her chestnut great-grandson
>>543396143Sometimes I catch myself opening the gacha screen just so I can hum to the song
how fucked on stamina am i with this goldship? As End Chaser surely she will be less targeted...?
>>543400947Tool assist genocide NOW
>>543401038You fucked up by overinvesting in Stamina, yes.
>>543400957I hate moments like that, because it shows I wasn't hiding my screen well enough. It's like being caught murdering someone and only realizing it when it's brought up as eye witness testimony at court.
imagine
>>543401130gaslighter
>>543400957Why are you upset anon that seems like a nice interaction
>>543401038For end that's more than enough. Go do some trial rooms and let us know how often BoFA procs in a good spot.
doto love
>karaoke
>>543400957literally the reason why i got one of those screen privacy foils for my phone so people can't look at my screen. I've had a guy literally read my ebook alongside me on a busride before that
>>543401038Show deck
>>543401038looks fine actuallydon't appear in my matches. I don't like g*ldsh*s
>>543401210You don't even get hit by All Seeing, retard. Your Stamina is enough for a Pace Chaser.
FINALLY. HOT SPRINGS WITH RYANmy luck has been so shit with it
>>543400060Since Doto has 20% stam could you run power cards instead of stam and still have enough to live in CM?
>>543400957Something similar happened to me at work >new coworker >pretty chill guy and easy to talk to >explain one of my hobbies is horse racing>conversation steadily gets to anime >he knows that I watch some stuff>zeroes in on me playing Uma musume because of the horse racing hobby
>>543382904god, what is wrong with these people and their gross kinks
>>543395701Curren Chang would do this
>>543401383enjoy bronze shitter
>>543401293>Fail a training>Don't overdo it>Horse gets mega aids>Do recreation>Karaoke into claw machine>Mega aids is curedHappens more often than you'd expect
>>543401516You can't say that while having the ugly bastard jpegs saved to your computer, anon
>>543400957Why on heavens you even care what a random lady thinks about you?
>>543398578Quantum survival.Any torena that steps foot inside the dorms is never heard from again. Some ningen conspiracy theorists claim that there's always a flight of Dia's private jet to Satono Island around every time torenas go missing, but this is unsubstantiated and likely unrelated even if it were true.
>>543399441I'm happy for u anon :D
I want to rerorerorerorero their uma musume bellies
>>543399969Tbh I don't get why people are so deathly afraid of slightly higher fail %'s, all you'll wind up doing is upsetting yourself when you lose the reverse gacha and lose out on a lot of good rainbows>>543401164Imagining... imagining... conceptualizing the aroma... conceptualizing the aroma...
>>543401160I was holding my phone up to play and don't really try hiding my screen unless it's outright porn>>543401251>>543401694I'm not but I wanted to play it up to make it an engaging greentext>>543401501So uma before or after keiba?
>>543401698you end here
>>543401638Kek keep training Stamina, retard. I wouldn't mind getting another free Plat title
>>543401446I want to try this but you need good stamina parents and some way to get a gold recovery skill.
>>543401856Played uma first, got legitimately into keiba after
>>543401446no because you'll end up at like 600-700 stam with no guts. Maybe if you're a gigawhale
I can't wait for Rob Roy, this game needs more cute glasses girls
>>543401739!!!
>>543400957was she cute
Trying to sleep with highschoolers is base, vile and extremely immoral
>>543401927Who would be the better wife?
>543402241low quality bait
>>543401446Nope. I was doing this with Rice for CM3 and could barely crack the requirements. 1stam 1power has the potential to work but what power card would work?
>>543401806I'd risk a 30% if it's 3+ rainbows with supports lining up or something. But not 2
In the past 4-5 years, has Uma had any major controversy like the “Raymond Incident” from GFL2?
>>543402374>like the “Raymond Incident” from GFL2qrd?
>>543401370inherits are 4* pow 11* stam
>>543402083This paizuri donkey randomly drifted into one of my runs and gave me a bunch of energy + free stats. I will now roll for her.
What's her problem ?
>>543399441I’m not gonna bullshit you, hearing “yatto minna aeta ne” for the first time genuinely made me want to cry. There’s something truly magical about this game.
>>543402425something something ntr something something meltdown
>>543402241Sir I’m just trying to have my trainee win the triple crown for that insane purse
>>543402425The actual story is lackluster as all hell. One of the girl characters talks to a guy but CN schizos took it as NTR and nearly killed the entire game
>>543402295triple element does not work unless it's a wit or pal card. You get too little from the faculty having 0 investment inlow spec card MIGHT work, but not really imo.But if you have to, something with power bonus maybe, or stam bonus depending on what you're lower on
>3 runs>3 2nd places in tenno springhow the FUCK am i supposed to get 30 more of this shit before doto drops IM WASTING MY FUCKING TIME
>>543400757yes I can
>>543402425chinks are easy to melt
>>543402674run golshi
>>543402674>600 stam and a recovery>AGNES TACHYON or some other uma with recovery ult and like 500 stam>nice nature, also with 500 stam and maybe 300-400 spd, killing off the enemies with ASE
>>543402489Don't call her rude names like that...
Marry your trainee
>>543403002Huh..?
>>543389291I say this.
>Very first race>witGOD>>543402425iirc, your female chinese robot took a break from being a mercenary (GFL) to become a singer. Her singing caused a man to... stop being a terrorist. When she returns to being a mercenary (GFL2) she gets a letter from the guy thanking him.This prompted chinks to have a meltie.
>>543402928>>543402958BUT THESE HAS ZERO CONTRIBUTIONS TO MY CM PREP!!!
>>543402597There was way more to it than that, like actual implied romantic interactions.
>>543403002first off, ew, how immoralsecond, what does that have to do with picrel?
>>543402967Sorry, I originally called her "tittymonster donkey nerd", is that any better?
>>543402610not him but I'm considering just bringing Creek for Maestro and hitting stamina a few times during the summers. With decent stam parents and power trainings maybe I can hit the requirement.
>>543402425Asian gacha players like to have big catastrophic meltys whenever a girl character is implied to be close to a boy. It's a carryover from the norms surrounding the idol industry, which is more or less the direct work of Satan on earth.
>no fucking groundwork
>>543403201strangely yes, actually
>>543402298coward
>>543403163Relax Zhang, there was no such thing
thoughts on daiwa's feet?
>>543403242you're just gonna overtake during midrace anyways
>>543403528Spe’s obliques are cute
>>543403163Literally whocare chinee faggot
>>5433977702nd year anniversary patch
gn
are we getting a card selector and a limit breaker for anni?Please this is important. I can't keep borrowing ksb with my lb1 copy
>Falco run>gets canceled concert blues 5 fucking times
41743968CM4
>>543403712umasumi
>>543403125If you can't beat tenno sho spring your ace doesn't have enough stats bwo
>>543403773Selector (paid) in a weekSelector (free) middle of novemberLB crystal (free) late december
>>543403795Gold Ship’s hips are absolutely perfect for rearing 500+ children desu
>>543403215I think the idea just doesn't work that well in theory...>low sp cardit's a roamer, why not just use a same element roamer for better rainbows, or a pal card, or a wit card?>high sp cardliteral dead card until summer, not to mention super hard to get bond up because you won't be touching the training
>>543403712Good night, fukufriend
>>543403528They need to be in stockings or panyhose
>>543402674Rice Shower?
>>543403930Pretty sure the first half anniversary doesn't have a paid selector, unless cygames decides that Uma is popular enough that they can make money out of it
Oguri Cap more like Hoeguri Plap
>>543403795Stego's boyshorts are too cute I need to fill him with my goo
>>543382189Career makes it so you are forced to do some races at specific dates, and lock you out of races going on at the same time.El condor pasa was my only choice for a G1 medium dirt race, Oguri Cap does Arima Kinen on both classic and senior year
>play 5 McQueen careers since I got her yesterday>do the 9 crowns +extra takarazuka, JC and arima each time>lose 0(zero) racesShe lacks the mile aptitude Suzuka has but man is farming with her an absolute breeze.
>amazing run, highrolled stats, good stream of rainbowshell yeah this is gonna be the one>win every main and optional racehell yeah, always a good sign>no pink spark after both insposuhhhh>slacker 1 turn before senior summerAAAAAAA>3 infirmary trips to fix>Arrive at tenno sho autumn with normal mood, 800/800/500>no rainbows until the end of the runI HATE SEEDS I HATE SEEDS I HATE SEEDS
>>543402791Their chances of finding someone are even worse off than ours. They don't even have dreams anymore, just the waifus. Don't take them away.
>>543404217If they want my money they will put out paid selectors.
>>543403795somehow, I'm not attracted to any of thesemaybe a little on drejo
>>543402534Too much coffee
Oguri PLAP
>>543403795You just know Festa fucking REEKS.
>>543383746Ace Natie is a lot of fun. Would recommend.
>>543404534this is me btw
24804448leo test room
>>543403795PaceGODs gracing the top 3>>543404615gay
>>543403795Close.Summer Maru decided not to activate A&S and got fucked, but Taurus winner McQueen saved the day for me
>>543402425chinks where schizo about implied love between one of the most popular girl in chinkland from the first game with literally who NPCThis was on top of the fact that the original writing of GFL2 was being actively sabotaged by team B of writers who disregarded the story and relationships between the PC and the girls from GFL1In the end, most of GFL2 was re-written to be in line with the first gameMost people only know about the surface "Chinks are schizo about NTR" because it's very funny to laugh at bugmen having a melty
>>543403002I shall.
>>543403978I'm only trying to make it work because I want to get as much power as I can while still hitting the stam requirement. plus my power cards have more desirable skills than my stam cards.Even if I hit the requirement without a stam card, I'd still need a good gold recovery and BOFA + 1-2 whites probably wouldn't cut it.
Hmm...
>>543403002Naturally
>>543403580>overtakebiggest gaslight in the game
>>543403002What if I don't?
overtake deez nuts nigga
>>543396978Don't expose her
>>543405253suzuka?
>>543405571SMaru with 777 and angling.
>>543404534the goat
>>54340499646751136new room
>>543405126>chinks where schizo>one of the most popular girl>actively sabotaged by team B of writersBack to ESL class Zhang, the self deprecation isn't enough to disguise you here
>>543405179Have sex with Dantsu
>>543405991But she stinks!
>>543406038Proof?
>>543403002also don't cheat on her
>>543405179Dants when you finish impregnating her
what is my sacrificial front runner lacking, besides the obvious such as medium S, actual gold recovery and stats, are these even sacrificial, they moreso feel like making a 2nd smaru, also genuinely what are the odds of only one front runner within a lobby past round 1
when does Teio get her buffs....
>>543406072She won the Aroma Kinen
>>543402674Run McQueen, you have to get the sash or the run dies outright, forces you to build properly for it.
>>543406190This is too lewd.
>>543406234When Alpine switches to the Mercedes power unit
Do stam debuffers stop mattering when aoharu starts because we can farm better umas?
>>543406125this
>>543406190I think Taishin should show off her legs more
>>543401038>capped speed, medium S, right-handed, 2 goldsNice>no red shiftuh oh
Has anyone seen SMaru win a CM4 room?
>>543405312Vodka should get a new alt
>>543405991Only with a condom. When she's about to retire I'll do it raw>>543406125True!
>>543406438she does but not in public
>>543406494I just won one lol
>>543405329My smaru can overtake similar rating smarus and shes groundworklet. Shes A rank though>>543406157>Front opeHoly kino, I still dont know how her skill works
Can anyone setup a debuff room, I want to see if my ace can survive.
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has anyone imagined how the ear hole into the skull anatomy would work in umaverse?
Since I forgot to host Marvelous Sunday Sunday Derby I wanna host something today and you guys get to pick the motto >Maruzensky Monday>Marvelous Monday>Matikane Mondayor>Mejiro Monday
>last month umadacchis keep shilling Dantsu over and over>suddenly she gets add to jpthey are here
>>543406786What would a debuff room entail
>>543406912At least 4 stam debuffers.
>>543406476would this goldship be better then? The wit is too low for comfort for me
>>543406912(nature + child bride) x 2
Dantsu loves her trainer a lot
>>543406861Mejiro Monday since you have the entire Mejiro line image gallery to play with for each race
>>543402478nice whale deck bud
>>543406494I have personally been finding smarus win rate to be really iffy in rooms. Sometimes she does really well other times she explodes to oguris and some goldships. Ive also had a few rooms have smarus get kidnapped right at the beginning because the pace chasers/end closers get better starts and just block the hell out of them. Tldr I think smaru isnt the end all be all that content creators were making her out to be and she feels like a huge gaslight
>>543406954I'd take the first one over second, this one is gambling too hard
>>543406347Stamina cap only marginally increases with the next scenario unfortunately
>>543407021l-let me go dantsu...
>>543406861Meek Monday
>>543407183Probably lucky. I wouldnt call it whale, but definitely not the average players deck
>>543407185yep she sucks or people are bad at building her
>>543407021That looks like a powerful grip
76680365CM4
>>543407185Yeah, that's been my experience of her as well. I was expecting her ulti to be as dominant as Seiun Sky's was in CM3, but in every room I've been in so far, SMaru uses her ulti then gets overtaken by every pace chaser and struggles to do better than 5th.
>>543406552You're a good man and a good torena Don't forget to have paizuri sex though
>>543407183i spent about 60 euro on Kita banner (2 sparks) but just monthly carats aside from that. What is whale about this deck with half uncapped SR cards, a welfare club card and a 3lb kita?
>>543406347Stam debuffs are a percentage of your horse's hp, so no :^). If anything, increased stat cap actually fucks you over more
>>543407397I think she just needs a lot to go right for her to do well. And compared to the other styles its just a lot.
>>543407483my CM2 McQueen is good enough for this CmHell yeah
there should be a rule in tracen that stops umas from falling love with their trainers
>>543407564But required HP for each track is fixed, right? So even if I'm losing 3% of my HP every time with more stamina I can have loads leftover to finish the race
>>543407397>>543407486She's the best front runner, but this isn't a great track for front runners. The longer the final straight is, the worse front runners perform, since that's more time for the inherently superior late-race speed of every other style to close the gap that they rely on to win. And when Red Shift and Shooting for Victory are functioning acceleration skills, pace will eat them for breakfast.
>>543406494I've seen a couple win, they had capped speed and S distance. A distance with capped speed loses to S Oguzilla even with angling
>>543407021DONT let me go dantsu...
>>543407486I feel a lot of it also has to do with how debuff heavy global is overall making marus potency to be really lacking as well.
>>543407021Tachyon is thinking about trainer and uma reproduction experiments
seeing a lot of Paces win in cm rooms, is no one bringing front or are the fronts (SMaru included) just built poorly?
>>543407930I think excess stam later gets converted into spurt speed, this is info i heard from last month so idk how true it is
>>543388147>>543407928
what is dantsu flame's appeal and why do japs love her
I let my coworker do my uma 10 roll and he got nothing.
>>543407483
>>543408119Ginormo tiddies. Kinda stupid. Japs go wild for that combination
>>543408119Go farm fans instead of baiting (you)s
it's not looking good....
>>543408325why seiun sky? there's no way you're proccing angling if you're duo-ing with maru
>>543408340Then why did you post a kinda stupid uma without ginormo tiddies?
>>543408059Mix of both. Maru also needs another front to challenge her lead to really shine, so solo Maru rooms will almost always end with her losing.
>>543408048Every server has abused debuffs as much as possible. This is to be expected. Oguri was considered the meta pick for Leo in Korea, Maruzensky was second or third best.
>>543408497>kinda
>>543407928Stop? They encourage that behavior.
>>543408497Japs love girls when they're stupid regardless of boob size
>>543406861MATIKANES MONDAY MADNESSS
>>543408497I was giving an example of a superior uma you should consider appreciating more
>>543408460I need a 2nd Front in case there are no other Fronts in the lobby and she's a backup in case Maru fails Groundwork or Late starts. And I like her
bros i'm trying to watch the event story for spe tits but this saggy hag keeps shaking her saggy hag ass everywhere
>>543407928remember that Tracen constantly sends you a pair of tickets to date your trainee
>>543407505Naturally, I didn't become a torena to ruin my uma's dream. I need to make her #1 before we have our happy ending. Paizuri sex will be happening a lot though. It's safe, easy to clean up, and a lot of fun.
>need to grind groundwork again because all my horses have mile >need to grind red shift >don't even have Seiun sky you know what, fuck it, I'm building Ogurin again, I don't care
>>543408869I appreciate Double Jet so much that she will be the first front runner I will build with Groundwork. She's a two star right?
>>5434093171*
>>5434093171star
>>5434093171* anon. The banner with her had like 10% to roll her because of that
>>543409006Just look at both, umadacchi.>>543409421>>543409440>>543409449Damn, I'm gonna have to save a lotta statues for her.
>>543401990The new summer card gives one for pace and doto has a built in heal.
>>543409406my wife
>HELL YEAH TRAINER, YOU BETTER BANG THAT RIPE YOUNG UNDERAGE GIRL(UMA), KNOWN AS YOUR TRAINEEBased or not?
>anime version of uma comes out>they're a complete dumpster fire unitWhy does this keep happening? Do you know how much work I had to put in for anime McQueen to be anything but garbage-tier?
Join 3 random rooms, double debuffs, hybrid debuffers all the front runners ending up in 7-9th place, Goldships winning. Uhhhhhh?
>>543409676That's basically what fans of your trainee want, so I am thinking based
>>543409829>Taurus Cup 2: Electric Boogaloo
>>543409801I told Cygames to do it
>>543408630I'm not sure we can trust the koreans since their game isn't run by cygames.
Do you think freshmen umas get pissed when they only get scouted by trainers who are already married?
>>543409676of course my bro
>>543409801devs dont play the game
I wanna go to Epsatono island unironically
>>543407527F2poors get booty blasted anytime they see someone with uncapped cards and cry whale. Unless you have multiple MLB non-welfare SSRs you're free from the whale marker.
>>543409597that's a good point, it probably won't be too hard with Doto. I'm more concerned about the other ace I'm trying to make that doesn't have innate stam bonus or recovery skills.
>>543408325# of debuffers?
>>543409406sex
>>543409676Based because that's what I say
>>543401446You still need maestro so you have to run 1 creek 1 daiwa power and you will be fine, you need power sparks for this to work
>>543408630Fair enough, but I think the push content creators were giving smaru made me feel like her performance would be a lot more dominant. I also feel Oguri is really solid and i may run her instead of maru
>>543409801that's how cygames imply that the first seasons were shit kek
I wanna run my team like a Chinese emperor. Best performing uma becomes empress, subpar umas or debuffers are lowly concubines.
tail held high pumping iron its on! homestretch haste straightaway spurt
>>543409984Not at first but I imagine after a few years once they develop a crush on their trainer, they'll be angry
>>543410216I'm not sure, I think there was a Nature and there were some Dominator Umas too but I'm not sure if they were hybrid or full debuffers.
>>543400529>>543400662you deleted your post and still managed to typo it
>>543410485I may say based
>>543408325>750 stam 1 gold>850 stam 1 goldAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE stamina griftbros.... our narrative!!!
>oh let's see how my aces do in a test room!>SMaru, Brian and 2x Neicha + 2x Wed.Mayano>debuffs out the assthis was an experience.
>>543410652>runs nice natty>no one blocking her>????profits
Oh, finally, my Ace S.Maru I don't have to grind anymore.
>>543410652Maru has 2 golds bwo...
>>543409676>this is what Nice Nature’s friends want to happen
disclaimer all umas are 18+ years of age
Here’s a CM room while I make lunch 56967388
Seeing all the fucking decks that has max LB Kita with Tazuna/Creek/Sweep makes me want to kill myself. Welfare Spe is not worth it, rolled on Creek banner but only got 1 copy, 2LB Kita and 2LB sweep.
>>543411638You better have 30k carrots ready for the Riko banner.Even if you don't want her or only get to spark her, you will get enough SRs to get a proper deck.
>>543411632New room; forgot to adjust to 9 racers 29251687
>>543411638Utmost my deck has a limit of 1.2k speed 800 stam 700 pow, reaching higher than that requires insane luck. I'll see you all in A finals in December.
>>543411638stop caring so much, it's a p2w game, either swipe or just relax and enjoy the cute horsegirls running
stop looking at whale decks
It is always right when I am at pity that the chips run out
>>543411638>he listened to sloptubers telling him to roll on the rerun and collect event uncaps
>>543411992treat it like banners, don't roll until you have enough to pity
so a wit deck for tt is real or a meme?
erm...did aws go down here too
>>543411864>>543411632EXPLODE The winners of the room.
I love this little tsukkomi like you wouldn't believe.
>>543412564Is real please become a witGOD I can't survive Class 6 in the current enviroment.
>>543412686>>543412686>>543412686
>>543411918I will look at Grass' butt instead
>>543412584Were the dominators on the same team as the Maru?
>>543412768First two are same team, last was another
>>543412584>dominator meta is starting to pop upaieeeeeee nooo go back to playing naties
>>543412768No the Maru had a Dominator Grass tho
Is it normal for your roided CM ace to get trashed in TT regularly?
>>543412584STATE THE NUMBER OF DEBUFFERS IN THE ROOM! Otherwise the stam + recovery stats are useless.
If I'm sitting on 58.2k carrots currently, will I be able to get to 60k before Meisho Doto banner closes?I want to guarantee pity on both the girl with the biggest boobies as well as my blue eyed big booby german girl.
>>5434131473 debuffers
>>543413163Legen races will give 750
>>543413147Should state number of stamina debuffers, dominator isn't relevant to the stamina question
>>543413573That's a lot of extra work. It's already a struggle getting people to post cards.
>>543409089Right? Even if you didn't get fired or even got a promotion for it I still wouldn't do it either because then she can't race anymore. It would be impossible not to want to fuck her tits eventually and given what she's like, well yeah
>>543385825they will have the aston subplot
Seeing a bunch of people in rooms bailing on fronts, maybe Taiki's ult is not the way to go I feel like im never 3+ on my pace.
>>543414218Yeah, it'd be too selfish to throw away her career for a moment of fleeting pleasure. Not like there aren't better ways to release the tension. Yeah, with boobs like hers and a racing out like the one she wears, she's practically begging for paizuri. By the end of Junior Year alone I would probably end up fucking her tits at least twenty times.
Is Anchor's away any good for an inherit?
>>543417187Nope, it's one of the worst inherits in the game.
>>543391943No one cares about your insecurities
Why do they let end closers be immune to most debuffs by being behind 4+ debuff rooms and end closers are completely unaffected.
How do you stop people from getting pump Ryan is broken if she hits pump.
>>543417019>>543414218Mention to put the boobs with this post
>>543413163half anniversary is gonna give something like 9k carats
>>543418989You win before she hits pump.
I was in a race and was clicking through the list of people and when i got to someones uma i said what a retard, but it was my uma...i was looking at my own horse...
>>543406861I like Matikane Monday
>>543419057Huge tits! That and the fact that she literally comes to see you when she has no reason to, she just stops by your place ONLY to come see you. It'd be impossible not to at least tease her about it and go up from there. By the end of Junior Year alone, you could say you'd go from light skinship to being buried balls deep in her huge tits and spurting on her cute face every other turn, and I would definitely believe it
>>543427295Dantsu and her massive Dantsus. Since she's coming by just to see my face, it'd be remiss of me as a man and a trainer to not let her stay a while.. and like you said, tease her about why she's so eager to see me when we've already discussed our training plans for the day. The only time I'd hold myself back is during summer training camp... but even then, I may do a few cheat days where we sneak off to kiss a bit. Followed by my hips clapping into her big boobs and spilling all over her sweaty cleavage.
