It’s CLOB edition>>543307505>NewsNew Hero Reveal: CLOB trailer! https://youtube.com/shorts/unOglVbp3yg?si=tWPWXFWj4yOlbA3L Marvel Zombies PvE gamemode:https://youtu.be/LBPHHGCFlo4Daredevil Character Reveal:https://youtu.be/EANXoc9LxHcSeason 4.5 Roadmap: https://x.com/i/status/1974142618360570254Version 20251010 Patch Notes and Balance Post:https://x.com/i/status/1974157710753972517https://x.com/i/status/1970896219179270250Dev Vision Vol. 10: https://youtu.be/7qL5B93ECgg [Open]K'un-Lun: Heart of Heaven Map Reveal: https://youtu.be/WkTmJp0dcUA [Open]Summer Special Event Vol.2: https://x.com/i/status/1967966708741632300/Season 4: The Heart of the Dragon Official Trailer: https://youtu.be/67FVMNGMFXU [Open]Season 4 Battle Pass: Fruit of Immortality Official Trailer: https://youtu.be/D85112C9_O0 [Open]>SkinsThor's Lightning Fast and Squirrel Girl's Turbo Tailwind skins: https://x.com/i/status/1978114789915189694Hulk's Maestro skin: https://x.com/i/status/1976665960179265846Daredevil's Devil 2099 skin: https://x.com/i/status/1975939982385639482Emma Frost's Hellfire Protocol skin: https://x.com/i/status/1973070341430706192Hela's The Grim Lady skin: https://x.com/i/status/1970533620856045829Invisible Woman's Azure Shade and Punisher's Aqua Arsenal skins: https://x.com/i/status/1967604503496052908Angela's SKULD 2099 skin: https://x.com/i/status/1965543238644760705>LinksHero Hot List: marvelrivals.com/heroes_data/Guides & News: marvelrivals.gg/Tracker Resources: rivalstracker.comMobalytics Page: mobalytics.gg/marvel-rivalsFANDOM Wiki: marvelrivals.fandom.com/Checkpoint: >>543307505
Holy fucking shit it’s Clob
Anal sex with galacta
spider-man 3 sucked ballshttps://youtu.be/Ny5_E4woTWk?t=530
Mantis rapes
Alright, fine! I'll pew pew the zombies as Punisher!
>>543496080What is wrong with you? We weren’t even at bump limit yet
Bucky.
I noticed there are a lot of girls that play this game. How do I make one of them my girlfriend?
>>543497364the last thread devolved into arguing over some fat loser e-celeb. it was time for a fresh start.
Has Soft Serve been leaked yet
>shorten wanda's m1 range>give her some movement abilitieswhy don't they just do this? she could be an okay brawler character
>>543498012>why don’t they just make a bad character worse?
>>543497516>I noticed there are a lot of girls that play this gameYes, it's partly the reason why the games community is so shit
>>543502369women don't play games to have fun they play them to get attention, this is why they only gravitate to the most popular ones at a given time like valorant, roblox, Minecraft, and now marvel rivalsI wouldn't call them a necessary evil but more of a side effect of popularity
>>543502662True. This is also why they go to the gym btw.
>>543497085
Carol's beam hyper in Marvel Infinite was called Power Blaster, but she yells Stellar Stream before firing an even bigger beam during her Lvl 3... i wonder what her ult line will be in Rivals...
What possesses people to play a character they have <1 hour on, in GM/Celestial, and then refuse to switch and/or blame the rest of the team when they naturally get rolled?
I-it's not even half way through the month yet...
>>543498012Wanda's problem is her dogshit damage and zero pressure.>>543502847>True. This is also why they go to the gym btw.They go to the gym to not get fat because their appeal nosedives if they're fat. When they get older they go to the gym to pick up younger guys.
Does mommy get a summer skin next year?
>>543505508coming from other games it's insane to see 35k players at non peak hours being considered dead by you retardsI'd get lucky to even get in a match in some other games at this time
>>543503071>>543504403Based images >>543505508Grim…
cap looks fun as fuck but I'm too retarded to understand the animation cancel so I'm stuck on venom
>take a nap>dream about playing ranked>pick angela and get to point>realize we have one healer>kill myself to swap to healer before the game starts>dude on my team crashes out about it and starts throwing>wake up in cold sweat as if I had a nightmaremental illness, both myself and the dude in my dream
>>543505559>zero pressureWell, that would solve her zero pressure problem.Instead of being forced to babysit her backline, walking for 10 seconds straight just to flank, or holding M1 at the frontline, she could apply pressure on the enemy's healers.
I am so tired of daredevil holy fucking shit he needs to get nerfed
her(old thread seems to be at 740, why was this one made so early?)
>>543505508Still not as bad as deadlock rofl. I get 10 second qp games.
>>543507408You mean the game that isn't out yet?
>>543506871>Well, that would solve her zero pressure problem.The only thing they need to do is make her M2 projectiles actually do more meaningful damage. That's it. Right now the DPS is the same except you risk missing or losing damage due to falloff.I would increase projectile speed from 120 to 150 m/s, increase direct hit damage from 40 to 60 and reduce the default charge speed by like 0,5. So it's more about her building up to a burst window with her M1.
>>543503071uooooooh
>>543507318his
scarlet witch is meant to be bad because shes the auto aim character for neanderthals. if she was actually good the game would be unplayable. if you want her to be buffed it just shows you're so trash you can't play a dps that requires aim
>>543507408deadlock deserve to die too.>Unbalanced as fuck heroes>Bugged as fuck game>Shit matchmakingAnd worse of all, they hide behind the excuse of "It's just Alpha, bro!" and refuse to fix those issues.I'm only playing it for the sexy ladies in game.
>>543507318Property of Eric Brooks, also know as Blade.
>>543508443>the excuse of "It's just Alpha, bro!"You might be braindamaged
>>543496080WTF is up with those YouTube links?
>>543503904Probably Higher Further Faster
>>543497384If cats sleep next to you it means they like you. :3
>>543510106>that webmis she really a mary sue like the internet keeps saying?
Daredevil needs some fucking nerds holy shit is he infuriating with his 10s long counter window
>>543505508>dive cuck hero is op and hard meta>game immediately diesmany such cases!
>>543507408And how is the match quality of those games?
>>543509718OP doesn't know to wait until bump limit or how to copy links>>543510397No, she is a canon character who was created before the first Star Trek was even cancelled, let alone the first Mary Sue fanfic, let alone the concept of 'Mary Sue'
>>543510714better than the deadlock games, lmao.
I'm so happy the game will be saved soon
>>543511054I see two duelists making out.
>>543511054they're removing eomm for a normal mmr/elo system?
>>543511261EOMM is not used and was never used in Marvel Rivals.
>>543511261Not happening. They've paid for it and you bet everyone involved in its creation will fight tooth and nail to defend it no matter how shit it is.
>>543510808Now answer that without deflecting to other games
>>543511746for qp the game quality is pretty good in rivals and the queue times are very short like I said below 10 seconds.
>>543511724b-but... noo...
>>543511881And for my final question what role do you play?
>>543511261I assume we're getting placement matches in season 5, that's pretty much it. But those won't work to save the lower ranks because people are still forced to smurf if they want to play ranked with their friends due to how the queue limit works.
>>543511881>pretty good>get bots fed to you after forced 10+ losing streaks of clearly one-sided matchmaking>or log off for a week and get matches so easy you can afk in spawn and still win because the game thinks you're going to quit if you don't win soon
I played with the most kitten:3 Iron Fist last night. He kept returning to our backline every ~25 seconds to make sure I was OK and to give me overhealth with our teamup. What a cutie, I wish him nothing but the best.
>>543510657truth...
>>543512346Silly anon, you're not supposed genuinely engage with the shill
>>543512346umm whats happening to the piggie...?
>>543513174he's on a fun amusement park ride having the time of his life
>>543513174the machine is waking him up from a nice nap and sending him with his friends and family to have a birthday party
>>543513174He's being made to engage
Baby boy's 3rd legendary and 2nd custom VFX ultimate<3
>>543513560he cute
>>543513560>turns into diamond form and choke-slams him>"Oh no! My baby!"
still waiting for reed to get a skin... any day now 4shoo
>>543513560I’m banning this fucking waste of a team slot every game I can once this skin drops. Every game I get a Jeff lose without exception
I'm going to quit every 2 wins, but keep playing through losses.
>>543514071Jeff is legitimately top tier right now. If you lose every time you get one, that's a skill issue on your part.
>>543514071You ever consider that maybe you're just shit?
W guangguang W zhiyong W fanfan keep it up guys
>>543513560that ult is pretty cool ngl
>>543514176>>543514378I’m banning him and you won’t be able to convince me otherwise. If I have to die as a tank and watch him just holding his piss stream at the local thing player one more time, I’ll lose it.
>>543514630>If I have to die as a tank and watch him just holding his piss stream at the local thing player one more time, I’ll lose it.How can you get angry at this cutie?
>>543515471I’d unironically do this given the opportunity
>captain america dies>almost a full second afterwards me and the other support both ult to save himummm uhhh tank diff...
>>543514176>Jeff is legitimately top tier right now.Only if healbotting 24/7 with M1, which Jeff players don't do.Instead they try to pretend they're DPS, run miles away from combat the moment someone dives them which is effectively the same as dying or doing the worst ults possible.
>>543507318Because >>543497668 apparently >>543508259Truth
>>543503904>>543510106>>543510716
>>543512346>>543512986Both true>>543513174It’s in reverse. Those probes deliver an electric shock that kills him instantly.
>>543511261>>543511975>>543513465damn Jeff gets to fuck those???
>>543517019they're just friends, don't project your fantasies onto jeff
>>543514882No one with a soul can. Everyone knows he’s the best character and the face of this game.
>>543517019I'd tell you to kill yourself but in truth I want the pleasure of putting you down myself. It's the only way to make sure you die dog's death that you deserve.
>>543511261Anal sex with all 3
>>543517393you can't have sex with Jeff...
>>543514882>>543517241>How can you get angry at this cutie? People unironically play him too much. You see this fucker in almost every game and every time he's shit. animal crossing duo is hell
>>543517714jeff is the best healer in the game atm though, people just suck at playing him
>>543517686correct, thats luna's fucktoy
I think I'm too stupid and unskilled for iron fist or any dive character. Should I give up
>>543507318Good games to you, Sai-anon
>>543519937if you can't handle auto-aim characters then yeah probably. time to learn rocket, jeff, invis woman and cloak.
>>543520080ok
what's a good method of negative reinforcement to help myself improve
>>543519937biggest thing people get wrong with playing dive is jumping right into a 1v6 when you need to play more like an ambush predator and wait for isolated healers/dps or try to peel them off yourselfvenom is the most forgiving right now since he's the best, has a get out of jail free card in his swing + a huge health pool if you need to practice the playstyle
>>543517243Holy mother of meltdown calm down sperglord lmao
>>543520961thanks ill try practicing that and him later.
>>543517019>>543518875correct>>543517202cope
>>5435217733 key points that will make you better than 99% of venoms:only swing in to get to point and if you absolutely need to chase down a low health enemy, swing should be used to escape in most scenariosif you don't need to use the dive for mobility, jump, attack, dive, grapple, attack does much more damage than the usual dive grapple attack combo and can usually oneshot if your aim is goodhis ultimate shouldn't be used as a kill but moreso a way of sustain and support because of the armor gain you get and the antiheal, pop ultimate even if you don't know if you will get kills if you know it will let you survive and cripple them
>>543497097No
>>543520808slicing your wrists :D
JeffARYANS run this game
>>543523090ok
>>543523189>when you watch the jeff ult>and he dies in a nano second and his entire team after that
>>543519937are you engaging the enemy's supports during or before a fight even starts?you're supposed to shit on the enemy's backline when your frontline is engaging their frontline
>40+ heroes>same ones get skinsI wish reed, adam, peni and magik has this same treatment
>>543505508>>543522493why are you in this general?
>>543523518reed just got one peni is getting new one coming up
Rogue (Strategist) will save the game
Tell me about CLOB. Why is he so smooth?
>>543523662the game is almost 1 year old and those I mentioned are waaaay far behind with skins
Carol (Carol) will save the game
>>543523503honestly the first 3 times I try to go in is when a team fight is going on, but then the 2nd healer saves the first and the rest of the team turns around and kills me instantly and then we funnel for the rest of the game and i usually have too much decision fatigue and depressed by then
>>543523662>reed just got one???If you think a dogshit twitch recolor constitutes as a "new skin" you're brain damaged.
>>543523684>>543524006made for venom
>>543524584Carol is Venom
no aim no brain? yep its a sue main
>>543498012>>shorten wanda's m1 rangeretardkys
>>543518029NetEase is retarded. They knew the amount of Duelist without role queue was and would be a problem but still decided to go through with it. Also, all the DLC characters pre-planned in advance. Which further adds to how retarded they are.>>543516093>>543515471Jeff is one of the best healers for Hulk and Vanguards in general.
>>543524743Not outside of one retarded run no one likes she isn’t>>543523189Truth>>543523525Because they like the game I guess
If i get forced in a bot game how should I grief? If I quit I get put into another one. I can't care about my team I have no fucks to give. How do i ruin bot matches for everyone
>>543525884go Widow and have fun?
>>543525884if you lose you also get another one
>>543525962how do i have fun playing retarded ai? That's like asking someone who plays online fighting games to play a bot instead. >>543525974How do i grief bot matches and make it awful for everyone
>>543526143go jeff and teamkill idkgroot wall ur spawn
>>543525643
>>543526821ty
>>543525643>would be a problem but still decided to go through with it. to be fair most Marvel characters are basically DPS' and Tanks. They want characters to fit into their plot lines. Blade could've been a tank but what the fuck was Daredevil gonna be besides a duelist? Healer DD would've been fucking retarded
>>543526143You have to be 18 or older to use this website
whoever said hard work beats talent that doesn't work is a fucking liar. I wish I could kill anyone who's ever told me I could get better if I work hard enough at it. All I've done is waste time and still be as shit as the day i started. I need to shoot myself in the head. I wish I didn't have family still alive so i could end it now without making anyone upset lol who cares
>>543527649Not your blog. Sorry you were born brown.
>>543527556Wow you can read rules I'm impressed.
only the chink tiger skin can save her rivals design, hopefully they don't fuck it up
>>543527775no need to be sorry. I'm white
Jeff is in every single match and people are still trying to push the Jeff is le bad psyop
FACEOFTHEGAME
>>543529235that's luna, but jeff is close second (only for now because rogue & gambit are coming)
>>543529938>that's lunalmao
in the devs mind its maybe Lunain the real world its obviously Jeff .. or Spider-Man (since most popular Marvel hero)
>543530081why are jeff schizos like this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNfxIJmQyo8
>200 hours on HulkUm can you people please stop instalocking Duelist so I can play Duelist characters now guys?
>>543530525Make an alt and instalock. Most games you are guaranteed to have 2 supports and one practice dummy.
>>543530081Truth>>543527812Not true
>>543529067He's a easy mode character like SW and Cnd. it doesn't take that much brain power to play him.
>>543527812Her rivals design is the hottest woman in the game. She's so sexy it makes me angry. That 2099 skin does suck though.
>have lord on rocket and sue from filling support>still terrible at healing and it's my worst performing role with a <30% winrateI was born to tank damage and park carts please don't make me heal
>>543525884>>543526143faggot. just take your easy W. what a complete fucking dickhead lmao
fix Widow
>>543532883pistol
Your Legendary Namor skin sir
Widow who?
>>543534350>Ramon celebrates dia de los muertosWhy is he so hispanic? I thought he was from Atlantis.
>>543532570What w? It's a bot match. It doesn't count
>>543535372He's from Talokan now, get used to it pinche gringo
>>543534350>namor but extra mexican'tmiss me with that brown shit
>>543532883>>543533465I really fucking hope they don’t remove her rifle for dual pistols, that’s the worst possible outcome for her identity. I wouldn’t mind her batons getting replaced, as long as she keeps that rifle
>>543532883I would both Netease won't hire me after they fired that seattle team.
>>543513174piggie just watched the EOMM is not real vidd
>>543536078s-sorry mexibro
>>543532883make her deal 122 damage instead of 120 make her stun batons actually stun or something idk why they take up a weapon slot when they are just the attack buttonmake a weaker version of the punisher teamup a permanent ability just let her go rapid fire for like 10 seconds with bad damage so she can clean up picks after headshots
>>543527649>whoever said hard work beats talent that doesn't work is a fucking liartalent+hard work>hard work>talent
>>543527649What rank are you suicideanon?
I dont think I'd like Widow being in the game either way, in her current state she's useless unless a cheater is playing her (but they tend to use hawkeye anyway) but if she was good she'd be complete cancer by nature of being a sniper character
>>543538051Should have made her an acrobatic dual pistols hero
>>543537423funny thing is her ult is actually really good by virtue of it being basically uncounterableif you hear THE MOON HAUNTS YOU or PUUUUUUUURE CHAOOOOOOS you can gtfo but you can have a plasma charge down instantaneously it just sucks because she sucks
>>543527139creative liberties can and have been taken, out of all the healers only one of them actually has healing abilities as a canon power, for the sake of the game being good and healthy they need to start taking more fucking liberties because this flood of DPS's is fucking up the game netease are retarded for not seeing it coming, causing such a massive issue and doing fuck all about it
>>543534350Namor being Hispanic is a good design decision and anyone who claims to be attached to the old Namor design is being disingenuous because old Namor was a fucking nothing character
>play mag well>people thank youwhat the fuck
>>543540401happens more often than you think, people really appreciate a life saving bubble
>>543530179>in the devs mindmore like in one dev's mind, their executive producer for marvel games
>>543540212>king of the sea>spends his days underwater where the sun doesn't pierce >melanin rich skin Just accept that he's DEI aquaman and nothing is going to change that so long as Disney is in charge
>eomm game>"you are the problem" when everybody else also has negative kdwhat did i do wrong to deserve any of this
>>543542389You think EOMM is real, so you've got that against you
>>543541215>cool aztec warrior is worse than spock lookalike wearing tights because le DEIabsolutely mindbroken beyond repair
>>543540212The only reason you say that is because you’re Hispanic and support it because it’s more ‘representation’ for you. He’s objectively uglier and lamer looking, not that the original was groundbreaking but it was a sure sight better.
>>543535372don’t think about hebraic logic there’s no reason for it besides pushing an agenda
>>543541215Here's ur non-dei Namor, enjoy the piss bucket you whiny little imbecile
>>543511054Mag sloppy seconds
>>543543061have you any other explanation for my entire team going 3-10
>>543543953You can't win them all!
>>543540119>only one of them actually has healing abilitiesLoki and Adam have it pretty sure, I think cnd too but not sure Nah, there are characters that can fit the roles if they’re willing to look around for them, forcing more into roles they don’t belong in for the sake of padding our roles is shit,
>someone picks tank>pick second tank to help>the first one swaps to dps
>>543544780I feel so excited when I think for a brief second I will have another tank bro with me but it's always that shit.
I was starting to think Rivals over representation of the DPS role was a bad thing but then I took another look at OWs roster and god DAMN is there no variety in what youre allowed to play and on top of that the characters are so weak they feel like they have no agency compared to Rivals where every DPS thats strong requires a support to counter them or they carry hardyou can play like 3 kinds of characters in OW between point n shoots, flankers, and gimmick point n shootsif OWa claim to fame is doing support better than rivals, Rivals can lord over the other two roles being far far superior
>namor is le cool actually!!!that explains the incessant whining for miguel
>>543544780>someone picks tank>its thing or thorid rather they go dps and just let me solo strange, at least then the team might realize I need help as a frontline instead of wondering why I have to pull back space every time my shield breaks
>>543545295Miguel used to be cool before Normniggers knew about him.
>>543505508i played hela/bucky for 3 seasons straight almost every game. now both my characters are permabanned at the peak of their strength so instead of getting infinite ladder points im losing every game because i'm playing characters i have 2 hours in, so fuck this game until next season
>>543545295Namor is not liked by Hispanicsas far as dei race swaps and diversity memes Hispanics push against it the most out of any raceits why Miles is called "Black Spider-Man" and not "Latino Spider-Man"
>>543540212beaner Namor is fucking retarded and nobody makes more fun of that stupid "el nino sin amor" line more than usif you like that shit youre Latin X bud
>>543510397Movies? Arguably so yeah. Comics? A little more debatable but I'd lean no
>>543544780>trash dps rage quits>tank bro joins in the last minute
>>543540212>Namor being Hispanic is a good design decisionExcept it isn't, because he could've been made distinct instead of just copypasting south american shit on him.
>>543543953>have you any other explanation for my entire team going 3-10Maybe you should latch on to another boogeyman than EOMM, because it's not what you think it is. EOMM is not>matchmaking gives me shitty team to bring me down, that's why i'm not celestial yet
>>543545295I just think it would be funny if he got in before Nigger-man
>>543548116it would be the most hilarious decision especially if they delay spiderverse for another year
>>543544126maybe they could heal but its not really a part of their standard powerset everyone should roughly fit however creative liberties are being taken regardless and i don't give a shit, the DPS roster is massively bloated which is killing this game because the devs are too retarded to fix it, if you really can't force some things then fucking delay them until the distribution isn't so unbalanced, this shit is inexcusable and is fucking up the gameits already going to take years to unfuck this, don't make it worse because the devs are too retarded to find a solution that isn't just inflating the DPS roster and hope that it placates the mass amount of retards into not noticing that they are killing their fucking game
> another season with dive meta (because we didn't learn anything from season 2)> 70k users by the second week of DD releaseB-but /mrg/ told me dive was fun! That it was going to bring players back!
>>543550420>dive meta>with Hela and Namor as the most banned top dps and Bucky existing
>>543550420look i hate Dive as much as the next man (i just want a Brawl meta) but i'd hardly say Dive is meta, its poke central and has been for months Poke needs its fucking legs broken for a while
>instalock dps every time>never flex>never speak in chat>never read chatThis is how you have fun and win, lads.
>>543550594Hela gets banned because of the broken team-up (that you have to deal with in almost every QP match) and Bucky is broken as hell, but good luck having a WS that peels for their support instead of being at the frontline trying to farm stats.If season 5 doesn't start with a Venom, Jeff, DD, Bucky and Hela nerf, I'm out.
God damn Mexican Namor is kino
>>543545159What MR has that OW lacks are pure melee heroes because Blizzard wanted to give everyone some sort of aim skill check. Also who has more agency than Widowmaker?
>>543551220>but good luck having a WS that peels for their support instead of being at the frontline trying to farm stats.Most DPS can peel, they simply don't do it because they don't understand that's a thing they should do and aren't aware of anything unless it happens in front of them due to poor situational awareness. Instead they just blame the supports for lack of healing and large number of deaths if they keep getting dived.
>>543550420there is no "dive meta"braindead melee characters are holding w at you because piercing heals are broken and nobody at your mmr level understands they can just walk to the side and shoot the jeff in the face to automatically win every fightban the stupid fucking animals and your problem will vanishbut realistically if their range and heal throughput isnt AGGRESSIVELY reduced we are probably gonna end up with goats soonone more tank that does slightly too much damage and were 100% there, multi-target healing and heal boosts are the primary enablers of tank stacking and theres already far too much of both
>>543551254no and you will get deported, taco
>>543551254only white libcucks like spic namor
I miss mag's sword
>>543553637>t. rogue
>>543540976he looks like one of the ugly bastards in my hentai games
>>543553184No the latinx freaks here like him too>>543546967Pretty much
>>543554452there isnt a single hispanic that likes Namor in this general
i hate squirrel girl so fucking much. dumb brain dead character that gets their ult too fucking quickly
>>543545506that probably has more to do with him being visibly and ‘acting’ black more than anything else i think most people forget he’s supposed to be hispanic too>>543553778kek
Why can't we stay with the same players and vote for the next map/mode in quickplay like tf2?
beaner namor isn't my favorite but to introduce namor to general audiences it was objectively a good choice to evolve namor being a biracial that is opposed by white people from subtext to undeniable text and meta-text.
>>543554978nah his mother is very clearly hispanic and he speaks in fluent Spanishhe like all inorganic forms of representation is just lame and hispanics do not connect to itjust look at Blue Beetle, Pascals Mister Fantastic, and Namor fucking lame as hell and you NEVER see any hispanics cosplaying them or claiming them like they do dbz, kof, or sonic characters
>>543550420Chang Devil is too complex for the average Rivals player and suffers the same issues with Spider-man where you need press 20 gorillion buttons for little input , and it all gets undone in an instant anyway cause all the braindead healers like Rocket were buffed. Why go through that effort when you can just hang in the back and two tap as Hela or Cucky. I guess the only people who struggle with Dive are whiny supports bitches from the sub
I'm Mexican and I like Mexican Namor!Day of the Dead is soon, so this is a great skin!Though admittedly I wish Hela got one since I think it would fit her.
>>543555414Pedro Pascal does not read as Hispanic to the vast majority of the audience. That's why he gets cast as handsome white men all the time. Like Joel in the The Last of Us show.
>>543555189Because nobody would want to que with their teammates again after losing
fuck, the beat sound of hitting M1 on Formula Psy is so goodWanna keep playing her just for that
>>543555775yes he does, his accent is so thick its distractingespecially in game of thrones where he buttfucks a white twink
where is he at, GuangGuang?
post lust provoking images
PeniDIOSAS y NamorDIOSES… our time has come…
>>543556095it's the reload sound for me, it's too addicting
>>543556590i just came all over my keyboard and broke all the buttons necessary to search, so no more lust provoking images, but thankfully I was able to type this in time.
>>543556217>accentYou clearly don't understand what that word means if you think Pedro Pascal has a noticeable accent
Post sexy pen
Just had a 0-4-2 vs 0-4-2 match in QPPure sovl, you'd never see that in ranked
How are Psylocke players killing so fast, I swear it feels more than just m1+wind shuriken
>>543556745"lung swurd is quoit a bad optshun in close quart ers"yes the spic has an accent you tard
>>543556590He doesn’t look like this
Triple Support doesn't work if you're not doing enough damage
need a 2nd dps to pocket I main widow who should I practice
>>543557171her damage is just way too fucking high
>>543557032Post it
>>543536078I thought Talo-con was some anime convention or something. Luna snow is always saying how she wanted to play Talokan.
>>543555550>I guess the only people who struggle with Dive are whiny supports bitches from the subAnd this general. Don't forget all the support shitters in this general
Psys M1 melts tanks sooo fast especially Venomit feels like I should only farm charge on tanks and then ult healers, do nothing else
>>543558617Just play her like a ranged character with good escapes.
Ho, hear me! Hear the tale of Beta Ray Bill, one of Marvel's greatest heroes and why he should become a new Vanguard!>Champion of The Korbinite race, the apex of both genetic augmentation and cybernetics. >Worthy enough to lift Mjolnir>Was able to fight Thor himself by hand>The previous 2 feats impressed Odin enough to gift him with his own thunder hammer, Stormbreaker>Thief of Twilight, the burning sword of Surtur The Fire GiantA mix of thunder hammer and fire blade is perfect for a kit
Lord icons are so fucked by farming I automatically assume we're going to lose if I see one now
>>543497516Stop playing and get rich.
Why in the fuck does QP not have a surrender option?
>>543497923She's cute, what does she do?
>>543556913
hear me outa new bucky skin
>>543559558She shits ice cream.
>>543557171Two M1’s before doing the shuriken combo, because by the time you are noticing she is tickling you, you are already dead. Think of it like a bp marking you with a spear
everytime Hela gets banned, i'm always in a position to where I wish she wasn't
>>543510397She's just Goku but not as cool.
>>543511319>We were never at war with Eastasia
is it correct to play Rocket on defence and Luna on attack?
>>543510397she is what people think Super Man isso strong that all her enemies have to be Thanos/Apocalypse level in order to be a threat to her whatsoever, meanwhile Supes archenemy is a fucking politician he won't just kill because his biggest enemy is public perception that he is the monster Lex claims he isshe is indestructible with not even an Achilles heel like Kryptoniteshes stern, prideful, and arrogant to reduce the bubbly personality she use to have before she started being written by retards who think shaved head looks good, signified by the change in costumeCaptain Marvel with the black leotard is good, Captain Cunt with the blue and red full body suit is what I'm describing hereshe is ALWAYS talked up and elevated using other notable characters good reputations, Thor literally saying "I like this one" as shes being a cunt to the entire room, "uummm I have an entire galaxy to protect" she said to Rocket when he asks why the fuck she was nowhere to be found while Thanos collected infinity stones, literally being Ms Marvels favorite hero for absolutely no reason not like shes an Avenger or was EVER around earth to do anything of note before fucking off to space, "hey Peter, got something for me?" she said while Peter fucking Parker the god damn SPIDER-MAN cowers below her after getting slapped around by unnamed Thanos fodder army gruntsyeah shes a mary sue
>>543521686There's nothing spergy about it. He's gonna skin you and make people rinds.
>>543561579both of them are supposed to be defense. a couple nights ago i almost lost a match because a dumbfuck luna player was trying to play her like a DPS instead of staying in the backline.
> "Sorry bro...I know you went through a losing strike in ranked, but we need to feed your solo Q ass against a 4 player stack in QP"> "NOOOOO!!! YOU CAN'T JUST QUIT THE MATCH AS THE SOLO TANK!!! THIS BEHAVIOR WILL BE PENALIZED!!!"
>>543556217>>543557295he doesn’t have that accent in anything besides game of thrones, so you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about. he doesn’t talk like that when he’s playing reed or joel.
>>543556642>>543556913My favorite mexican hero :)
>>543562430in the mandalorian he is straight up spicmode
>>543527649Just try a different game bro.
>>543521773Watch vods nigga. Preferably from a top player and one just one rank above you, to see how you should be diving. The latter one will teach you what you can get away with in your rank, and the minimum effort needed. Also always make sure to dive after your team has engaged with the enemy, as they are locked into a problem
Sue looks so good in the First Steps outfit <3
>>543557429He does>>543556745He does>>543555775>>543556217He’s a White Latinx who’s indistinguishable from other White guys in the right setting which is why so many people confuse him for Nathan Fillion, the guy is literally descended from Castillan aristocracy which is about as White as those ‘people’ can get, you’d be crazy to think he’s your average Latinx so it’s no wonder they don’t register him as one lol
My 2 foot tall sex husband is on the cover!
How to counter Wonder Woman?
>>543555361i don’t think you know what subtext means if you think any of that was ever in question
>>543543081>a cool Aztec warrior If only he was one.
>>543564106>How to counter Wonder Woman?she is from a DC game which means its already flopped and closed
>>543564005Jeff is a wild animal, anon
>>543564226I dont care.
>>543563845"white latinx" isnt white you retard the average hispanic has that shade of skinlook at 90% of breaking bad actors, if he doesnt register to YOU as hispanic thats because youve never been around themhispanics identify with pedro pascal, they just dont LIKE his mister fantastic like they did Oberyn Martell
>>543548394As long as they’ve used it sometime in the past 30 years that’s good enough at this point. They need to put their heads together and find the characters who both fit and could potentially have a fun kit instead of just shoving in DPS, there’s no denying they need to pump the brakes on that train, but “creative liberties” can only go so far up to a certain point before they start being another detriment, they have pretty much have the entire Marvel universe at their beck and call so there’s no excuse for why they can’t do this.
I like how in the top bubble Rocket appears to be referencing some kind of ability he doesn't actually have.
I'm guessing the numbers look like this...>70k on Steam>35k on Epic>100k on PS4>80k on XboxSo I'd say they're currently dealing with a pool of 285k concurrent players at any time.
>>543564750much higher on PS4+PS5much lower on Xboxther is also NetEase Launcher
>>543564750>100k on PlayStationI fucking believe it, can’t go two rounds without running into those retards
does tippy toe eat out squirrel girl
>>543556217What episode does that happen in? Just so I can avoid watching it.
>>543564445>the average Hispanic has that shade of skinThey objectively don’t you fucking idiot, you just posted a guy who has one White parent and likely another White Latinx parent, there are latinxes in Latin America who are still descended from European populations like Pascal and southern Brazilians who are largely still unmixed with others, hell, plenty of northern mexicans (BB cast) are astoundingly white, it’s just that they’re chilling out in their haciendas living comfortably instead of hopping the border so the perception is all skewed
>>543565003think its the second one hes introducedhe gets introduced walking into a lannister bar to dominate and humiliate a soldier and then visits a brothel for some whores to fuck and share with his wife
>>543561834Don’t talk about yourself in third person. You will skin the skin off your dick jerking yourself raw tonight and that’s it.
>>543565169>latinxYou have to go back.
>>543565169if you genuinely think anyone sees and hears pedro pascal and thinks "white guy" youre a fucking moron
Wanda is my most comfort hero, I always go back to her if I want to have easy fun, but dont want to heal or tank
>>543559679i look like that>>543555414>his mother who we barely actually see and bares little resemblance to him >and he speaks in fluent Spanishthe insomniac game one does, i don’t recall him doing it any lengthy bits in spider verse point being, the visual aspect overrides any kind of cultural aspect, yes he’s ‘Hispanic’ but if he doesn’t actually look it then that matters little, but yes the lameness doesn’t help either
Is Hive still coming?
>>543564986no i do
>>543565362Stay mad.>>543565503I just proved the looks. I didn’t say anything about hear. But there is such a thing as a Spanish accent and the country of Spain, retard.
>>543565839In three seasons, yes
>>543565003you’ve never seen got man? i thought everyone in the world either watched it or didn’t care for it at this point
>>543566285you did not prove the looks, he LOOKS hispanic, if you showed fucking anyone not even some incel nazi from /pol/ a picture of him and asked what race he is they will ALWAYS say some form of hispanic, he is not white passing whatsoever
>>543567492I did prove it. Right here. >>543563845 Frequently mistaken for another regular white guy. You going “nuh-uh!” is not an argument, sorry.
>>543564729wasn't that his old teamup with bucky/punisher?
>>543567950frequently mistaken you mean by retards on twitter? youre actually fucking retarded stop typing
>>543564567theres so many characters and characters that have ran for so long that it really isn't that difficult to justify whatever class you want, its genuinely just a matter of basic creativity and honestly its only ever going to be a stretch if its a healer but they already did ultron as a support so frankly i think whatever believability metric exists doesn't really matter, the detriment is not only infinitely smaller but also that detriment isn't actively murdering the game so it remains tolerable i'm not asking for Daredevil to have been a healer, he should have been a Tank because we didn't need more DPS's its shit like that is what i'm talking about, not some worse case scenario that someone thinks of when people talk about who should be what role literally just anything but flooding the game with DPS's
With the new pumpkin skin the retarded shark has another legendary. Why does this shitbag have 3 legendaries while some heroes have none?
pls stop playing Mantis, Adam and Ultron as 2nd healer, borderline impossible to play tank with that shit
>>543568754Because Jeff is the face of not only this game but the MCU at this point. I'm waiting for him to join the avengers and maybe then I'll give a shit about their dogshit films. Jeff's the only way they can beat the new Gunniverse and they know it.
>>543568801>i need 350 hp/s up my ass at all times because i try to soak +4 heroes worth of damage
>>543568801Adam's fine but most people don't know how to play him and just pop soul bond after winning a fight. Ultron as 2nd healer is throwing especially post nerfs
>>543568801Mantis is still somewhat ok-ishthe other 2 yeah
>>543568754WOULD this Wanda
>>543568879>jeff>face of mcuHoly fucking top kek. Outside of this game, fucking no one knows who he is. The average person on the street will know who Iron Man, Spider-Man, Hulk and shit is but not Jeff.
>>543569170me too
>>543568754>moon blade looks extra zesty with that moustache+dsl combo
>>543569309They will
>>543568879imagine caring this much about the reddit shark. let me guess you also instalock him every single game
>>543568095Kill yourself and stop moving the goalposts faggot you’re arguing for the sake of arguing actual mongoloid
>>543569381>zesty anon, are you gay?
>>543568754So if I play Wanda without a Strange team up, should I just hang back and protect healers?
imagine getting mad at cute little Jeff
>>543570027>So if I play Wanda without a Strange team up, should I just hang back and protect healers?Wanda is an assist bot. She attacks targets someone else is attaacking, finishes off low hp targets, peels for the backline. Sometimes attacking enemies from off angles. But you don't flank the enemy backline.
>>543570265imagine being a jefffag
>Jeff is getting an ultimate skin>Namor getting at least a legendary>Scarlet, Peni, and Blade still unknowngod I'm starting to hate Jeff, thats his fucking second ult vfx skin and he isnt even a waifu like Psylocke is to deserve it
no, but you are for getting triggered by someone's comment
>>543568467>they already did ultron as a supportUltron is a prime example of what I’m talking about. They shoved a character with a moveset (shooting lasers) that has no business into being a healer and he was largely a dud because of it. When you start adding in extra angles and messing with the character appeal/fantasy for the sake of making them fit a role then it does backfire as well. Nobody wants to see Thor be a healer with a health of 200 who dies to paper clips for example. Sure, it’s not *as bad* as shoving everyone into one role, but it’s still bad, and also unnecessary when you can just… add in the characters that do fit. DD as a tank wouldn’t have been *too* egregious but I definitely would prefer him being an agile and flexible character. In the case of healers/supports their options are more limited but they still exist, but yes bottom line the trend of DPS spam is silly.
>>543570265>imagine getting mad at cute little Jeff
>>543559456>Why in the fuck does QP not have a surrender option?this, Jesus ChristIts near-useless in ranked, but would be mega-useful in QPgetting stomped hopelessly? Just vote surrender to save time
>>543570553The problem is 100% the devs atrocious hero design for healers, making almost all of them breaindead boring healbots.Both Overwatch and Paladins has better more interesting healer kit designs that aren't just healbots. Or in the case of Ultron, just an M1 machine.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xE4uwYAinW4
New Luna drip from HER comic
>>543571643I don't trust anons that shilling other games out of nowhere.
>>543571908Eh, he's not wrong about that though. For a while Lillith was a menace of a healer because with the right build she was basically a Support/Tank hybrid and was a menace in lobbies with a decent team.
>>543570553couldn't Ultron literally be anything? he's a super AI that's capable of rebuilding himself
>>543571734neat!
>>543571643spouting this retarded streamer opinion makes you look just as stupidthe supports are not at all healbots when each of the gameplay is completely differentthere are 3 different support types>healbotsluna, jeff, invis, rocket>utility suppscnd, loki>dps healersmantis, ultron, adamjust to contrast there are only 3 tank types in the game>frontlineemma, strange, mag>displacerangela>dps tankhulk, thor, groot, peni, cap, venomexcept tanks dont bitch about "every character playing the same" like retarded supports dogo play overwatch if you want to be a pussy about it, just know in THAT game the tank and dps roles are complete dogshit to make the support role have variety
>pov : you try to tank
>>543571734ugly gook BITCH
>>543572607was it a loki player again
>>543572481support players be like "umm im going back to overwatch where there's variety" then play Ana/Kirko in every match
>>543572880when support players bitch about variety they mean "dps and tank ults are too strong and I hate having a heal circle to counter it"they want the dps and tanks to be non-threatening so that THEY can make them OP with a kiriko/ana ult or zen discord
why doesn't anyone ever send me a friend request after the game
>>543571908>calling out bad hero design and giving examples of other games>shillingPaladins is literally fucking dead. As in officially abandoned by Hi-rez, genius.
still her game
>>543572481>spouting this retarded streamer opinionTry again, but with a less retarded opener.>the supports are not at all healbotsTry again, but this time read the actual post you replied to.Until you do, I won't bother to read the rest of your post. Because why bother to read what you type when you're illiterate.
>cant readyep thats an owdrone, no more debate needed for this worthless opinion perpetuated by fucktards on twitch
>>543571643I am sick of you fucking pussies complaining about healbotting in this gameits not going awayits the most essential metaand you're not some unique poster for calling it out and you're definitely not a genius for playing throw picks like adam, ultron, mantis when you have two tanksyou're just a scumbag piece of shit who would rather go negative and spite your team repeatedly if it means not playing a conventional healer. If you dont want to heal then play fucking dps youre just an instalocker at that point.
>>543572481Your post has nothing to do with what that anon said.
>>543573708>retard says the problem has to do with the support design in rivals>explain the variety in support design is equal to the tanks except the tanks dont fucking bitch about it>this has nothing to do with the first retarded postlooks like youre just as stupid anon
So what do we get for suffering the zombie mode?
>>543573698>I am sick of you fucking pussies complaining about healbotting in this game>its not going awayIf it doesn't then playing healer will always by vastly unappealing to most and you'll keep saying4 or more dps picks.Healbotting is directly tied to the complaints people have about how OP healing is.>its the most essential metaIt's a shit and uninteresting one.>and you're not some unique poster for calling it outAnd you're not uniquely retarded for getting triggered by it and defending healbotting, while most likely not even playing and loving healing yourself.>not a genius for playing throw picks like adam, ultron, mantis when you have two tanksCongrats, you highlight a problem your beloved healbotting creates yet don't even realize it.>you're just a scumbag piece of shit Says the monkey that most likely shittalks and whines about which healers are picked, complains when his healers don't fill his ass to the brimg with heals while soaking damage from the entire enemy team like a tard and getting mad when healers die.
>>543573892Follow the reply chain again and take your meds. Read what people are actually talking about, slowly.Or admit you're retarded and want to be spoonfed.
Damn, OW community are sheltered
>>543574539if you have to type all this and target everyone just leave and take the temp ban
>>543572481>>543573698>sees the word healbot>gets triggered>ignores the rest of the post and posts before it>writes a long autistic shitpostThe post was about that you can make any hero or type of hero work with proper kit design. You can make a fun well designed Ultron kit that fits him. Just because Netease utterly failed doesn't mean you can't do it. Netease isn't exactly the gold standard when it comes to hero design.
friendly reminder that anyone ITT who complains about a "dive meta" is most likely a pisslow subhuman who always peaks gm3 at end of season
>>543510397Yes
>>543574171>If it doesn't then playing healer will always by vastly unappealing to most and you'll keep saying4 or more dps picks.>Healbotting is directly tied to the complaints people have about how OP healing is.That's not going to change whether you like it or not. The developers already turned Rocket and Jeff into healbots and it was for the best because off-meta healers are an aberration to this game and will be until EOS so get used to it. If you're expecting any sort of "improvement" then the only improvement you're going to see is mantis, adam and ultron getting reworked into stronger healers. Go play another game otherwise enjoy all the complaints until EOS.>It's a shit and uninteresting one.^^^^>And you're not uniquely retarded for getting triggered by it and defending healbotting, while most likely not even playing and loving healing yourself.You're the only autistic person here for restricting yourself to three strategists because you refuse to play dedicated healers who will help and improve your team composition, because at the end of the day this is a team based game and those off-meta healers are entirely driven by selfiness.>Congrats, you highlight a problem your beloved healbotting creates yet don't even realize it.Good healing is entirely neccessary for winning. If you want to blame something then blame the lack of role limits in this game because triple poke or high damage compositions blow adam, ultron and mantis and they cannot sustain 2/2/2 without going 2/1/3. Nerfing heals would show everyone how blatantly overpowered certain dps are at damage. >says the monkey that most likely shittalks and whines about which healers are picked, complains when his healers don't fill his ass to the brimg with heals while soaking damage from the entire enemy team like a tard and getting mad when healers die.No one is a monkey for playing meta-healers and trying to keep their team alive, and healers are not expendible like tanks or dps.
>>543575946This is not Sai. This is Wan Piss fan art
>>543573169I got a friend request after a game. Do you want a friend? I can oblige if you are from the US
>>543577218>That's not going to change whether you like it or not. The developers already turned Rocket and Jeff into healbots and it was for the bestSo you're clueless and close-minded. Nevermind then. You also come across as overdefensive and a fanboy, not liking it when people highlight issues.>restricting yourself to three strategistsIt's like you're not even aware of how retarded you are. You flat out project and asspull things which was not even implied or relevant. This reeks of desperation and delusion, which is par for the course for overdefensive fanboyism.>driven by selfinessIronic, since you're clearly the most selfish one here.>Good healing is entirely neccessary for winning. Good job rambling about something unrelated to the statement made. You dislike people picking Mantis, Ultron and Adam yet don't even realize why they pick them.>No one is a monkeyExcept you clearly are. You call others scumbags when you're clearly one of the scumbags that whines openly to to their team and on this site about their teams because they don't pick and play the way you like. You have zero self awareness.Don't bother replying, I can tell I'm wasting my time on someone monstrously irrational, bias and close-minded. It's not a discussion, you just want to call people retarded.
>>543575946theres never even been a Dive meta because it has hard counters unlike every other comp
