>Latest Nightreign patch notes https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1024 >How to host 6 players lobbies with seamless coop https://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png >Nightreign official wiki and guides, beginner/advanced tips and tricks https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/elden-ring-nightreign/wiki >Nightlord resistances chart https://files.catbox.moe/e24o74.jpg >Main Information Document https://rentry.org/erpasta >Character Planners https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/ https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit >Interactive Map https://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between >Miscellaneous Nightreign Data https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4 >Group/Multiplayer Password erg Touch Bloodstain: >>543413327
Turns out a windows update fixed my graphics card issue...I'm so retarded...
Revenant
connection error twice, what?
Replaying Elden Ring with an incant build where I don't allow myself to use catch flame, flame of frenzy, lightning spear or the various fireballs is incredibly janky. None of these other incants were made to be used in combat, the hitboxes are half the size they should be and the animation windups are twice as long as they should be.
>>543518139i just keep being justified with blocking zorbshitter kek
>>543518734prease use breed weapon
>>543518827he gave it eventually, I'm just messing around.
>>543518734Is bloodboon and the grannaq stuff not really good?
What's the etiquette when you get super lucky and get a Grafted blade?I got one on my last one in the middle of day 2 as Duchess, and I know my Wylder was pissed at me for never giving it to him
>>543519038finder's keeper, dont get baited by giving it away after u get decent stacks as they dont stay if u drop it
1/3 d5
>>543519038it doesn't matter. the weapon itself is kinda shit unless you're building for ISA. The only thing that's good about it really is the passive and that's great on literally with no questions asked. You're fine for keeping it. It's finder's keepers.
>>543519038The HP passive isn't that great anymore. But it's still an amazing STR weapon for raider/wylder. I'd give it to a class that can use it better than me, if not finders keepers.
>>543518827But schizo anon how can you block me when you don't even play the game?
>>543519038I've always assumed finder's keeper. and I don't see the point in getting pissed someone else gets it, it's a benefit to the team no matter what. ideally the person who needs hp gets it, but it's not that big of a deal.
GG ED CaliGODs, clean run
>>543518734take the dragonmawpill
>>543520000your ''builds'' fucking suck and no one likes playing with you. most people have you blocked keep coping
>But schizo anon how can you block me when you don't even play the game?
>>543520615Lmao I thought I was the one who triggered that blast with some passive
>>543520615deserved
>>543520000digits of truth
have you hugged your daughter-wives today?
1/3...1/3...2/31/3I saw you motherfucker
>>543520073Almost got us with this scam frost pillar wth...>>543520615kek, I saw that
>>543520000Quads of truth
Thank you for leaving the invader camp before I even had a chance to look at loot and leaving me to dieMy fault for distracting the distracting the enemies in order to give you guys space to loot, next time i'll just grab whatever and piss off with no regard to anyone else
>>543520604>most people have you blockedSorry schizo anon but if that were true I'd be getting matchmaking failed messages.
>>543521010aura = farmed
>>543521068keep up shitter
>>543520893I hugged my girlfriend who is an adult and not related to me (11 year age gap tho)
>>543521010
>>543518840I look like that and say that>>543520893Cute!
>have you hugged your daughter-wives today?
>>543521620I look like that and say that
>>543520893>tfw no husband to hug
>>543518840I have the erdsteel dagger for when I'm completely out of FP.>>543519037I'm not rushing Mohgwyn. I only got to Altus, couldn't get beast claw earlier.>>543520420I've been trying to use all the shittier incants in the early-midgame, didn't even have the HP to safely use dragonmaw yet.
why am I not finding a game..
>>543518010sexooooooooo
>PunchbirdThat's a new one
it's sniping time bois
GG ED5 Bugs.I had to get the door and was praying for them to not charge at me. As soon as I saw the red I left.
>>543523019do not question the Piqfmeister
You two played like divorced husband and wife. Still triggered from previous run or something?
>>543524052its complicated
>>543524052kek, i was pretty tilted after that camp but this got a chuckle outa me
>>543524052names?
>>543524501Trish and Zorban
>tilting out in a game where you can bring it back from pretty much any mistake and level 12 is 90% as good as level 15hysterical behavior, you should lift
>>543524616lift these*grabs your crotch*
>>543524501terr and sludge merchant
>>543521132>zorbjeet meltykino
someone on /v/ made a thread complaining NR isn't a live service game
>>543524616>translation: i am a retarded hardstuck D3 shitter who can't route fixed it for you
I hate playing Ironeye though, I hate china
>>543518139he's still doing this awful build? It literally has 0 merit to existing and doesn't even look fun.
>>543525107>making up random shit to characterize someone saying something you don't like also very hysterical, you should lift
>>543524616Due to increasing one shot ranges the delta between 12 and 15 is actually significantly larger than it was before depths. 10% extra HP might save you from instant death.
>>543521132doesn't work like that any more. i can literally see your MM queue flicker between 2/3 and 1/3 on stream when I'm queueing. not everyone who doesn't like your shitty builds isn't some crazy schizo.
>block zorban>queue when his run is about to end>suck up all the retards who jumped in the queue just to snipe him so i get a full lobbythanks for the easy queues buddy
>>543525424Schizo anon that's just the queue display being broken. That 2/3 player is still there. I tested this on stream with Ace.You'd know about this if you played the game.
please don't argue friends
>>543521416And other things that definitely didn’t happen >>543522006This is true>>543525030It’s not?
>>543525309>admits to the thread you're a shit player>gets called a shit player>"wh-why is this happening to me?!"retard
>>543525568nah. can literally see it. i play and have you blocked and see it flicker. take your meds freak
>>543525567I've been doing the same lol
>>543525760Any more things you want to be telling that shit player you made up in your head? Let it all out bud
>>543525567holy based
this is a pretty good summary of my nightlord experience with randos (sorry about the fps)I'm literally 500 points away from going back to d3 this is insane, where are all those chinese cheaters you guys keep mentioning
zorbtroon xisters....we're losing the narrative....
>>543525372it isn't that significant. I would still say its 85-90% as good as max level. look at the actual character stats.
>>543526089bro you are playing ironeye, if you lose under any circumstance then you deserve to be depth 1 forever
if you block the zorbster you're just envious of his manly voice, impeccable gameplay and smooth talking nature
>>543526171The difference between dying in one hit and not dying in one hit is larger than any stats would imply.
>>543526089>where are all those chinese cheaters you guys keep mentioningin d4/d5
>>543526249he talks and sounds like an actual lgbtq ally shitlib redditor. i mean he sure is one considering he refers to that fat tranny ERPer as "her"
>>543526490Most of them dropped the game actually. The banwaves were starting to get sent out for modified game files.A bunch of the sisters got hit with it. The game will up and kick you if it detects altered files now.
>>543526246oh fuck off, my teammates are already 3bar'd by the time we get the boss to 70% hpthe moment I 1bar it's joever, it's bound to happen sooner or later
Now that Daddy-Hubby anon went full mask off pedophile mode should we report him to the FBI or something?
>>543526626That's good, but I hope they never actually action alt+f4ing out of the char select. At least not before they fix ED dog frame traps
>we>usgo back
>>543525764I'm afraid not schizo. The block hasn't changed. I blocked Trish and recently got that matchmaking failed message like 2 days ago so it hasn't changed.Which again, you would know if you played the game.
>>543526785nobody in the government cares about drawn porn unless it's mixed in with the real thing
internet forma de Latam made me not even able to see libra merchant, game was unplayable after red bbh
>>543526785don't worry i've already done thatsent a couple of screenshots of his posts along with a link to his steam profile so they can track him down, and i also explained everything in report (what's erg, who he is etc)
>>543526626I like the sisters of battle
>>543526932wrong and retarded
>>543526932We know that IS how it works because sneedterrarian tries to mess up the queue like that and it never works anymore.He simply never sees us and we never see him now.
>>543527204no u>>543527224Well I've got it happening on stream. What does matchmaking failed mean when you get the message before entering character selection
1/3 for 10 mins
>>543525963>lack of a rebuttal you lost
>>543527461STFU retard
>>543527461I'm gooning right now, queueing in approximately 45 mins!
>>543527380It means the matchmaking failed. Anon, we have a faggot stalker that tries to ruin our games all the time and no one has seen him in their queue for multiple updates in a row now WHILE he is sitting in the thread shitposting.He's been excised and doesn't exist in our games anymore. Blocking his steam is how people did that. Stop concern trolling when we deal with this faggot on the daily.
>>543527545>concern trollingI don't think you know what that means.I'm still not convinced.
>>543526089idk man I got a good amount in D3 and 4. I hate randos in this game.
>>543527461aren't you an illegal immigrant? no thanks
>>543527707
>>543527707this is a possible relic setup, he can just be lucky
>>543527707What the fuck are these random ass cheated effects are you serious
>>543527856
Out of the 8 chars which one makes you go "Please Lord pick literally anyone else"? Every D5 Revenant so far has been a coin toss.
>>543527923You think ANY of that is random? Lol I miss being a summer babb.
>>543528097guardianexcept when i play itbecause i think i've been doing a pretty acceptable job playing guardian recently....
https://www.tiktok.com/@abyssalmaiden/video/7549721237547683094That bird that I hate
>>543528104ESL-kun he's not saying those relics are legit.
>>543527501>no real argumentI accept your concussion.
i am queuing
>>543528205kill yourself zorjeet
>>543528097Guardian easily. Duchess players are either godlike or floorhugging retards with 0 in betweenRevenants are fine but too many of them have taken le ebin meme build pill and go for fists or bows so shit is unplayable even though incant Rev is still fine
>>543528421not zorban
>>543528251Why do you think I'm talking about legitimacy when I used the word random? Why do esl second years always do this to native speakers. >>543528421uh oh rusky!
>>543528295silence foid
That was pretty close cold dragon.
gg dragon. i was gonna be so mad if we lost. i used a starlight shard 3 miles away then got combo'd by that stupid 360 spin/projectile bullshit
>>543528521i am male
>>543527707this isn't even a good build despite the cheated curses, just slapped as many "good" effects he could think of together. >>543527816now that's more like it. this guy was probably the better player.
>>543528104Dude use your brain for a moment, most of those cheated effects are completely retarded for revenant. I shouldn't have to explain to you why
hold on guys my cocktail is almost done
>>543528679>now that's more like it. this guy was probably the better player.They were both ABYSMALLY ass. One of them was chinese and I told him to kill himself on his steam profile
>>543528726lol k. Which one is retarded to you lol?
gg dragon, sorry for jobbing to the death rite bird and the easiest caligo attacks, I kept mistiming every dodge
>>543528097>duchesswill either carry or die repeatedly and be a detriment to the team>reclusemost prone to tilt >revenant literally 100% dependant on rng, can carry or shit their pants>ironeyeusually shitters but they're incredibly useful just by poisoning stuff and applying mark>guardianpretty useless though i don't mind having one on the team >executor2nd most prone to tilt, but usually decent>raiderwill die repeatedly and 3bar often but is usually a good teammate and stance breaks are nice >wyldermost stable players, rarely see a wylder shitting their pants
>>543528850I'm not falling for this baitGo away
CUNNY
gg dragon/horse/goat or whichever boss you want to change topic using. It was a close run.
>>543528870in my experience with randos wylders are the most likely to have god awful routing.
>>543528620YWNBAM
>>543528870revenant should start with discus of light
>there are real foids with real vaginas on /erg/ right now
>>543529197uh oh melty
>>543529321kek, good one anon
>>543529202My routing is pretty good but sometimes I don't have time to look at peoples relic at the start of a match and then forget to route for casterslop or mineslop
>>543529417i like to ping x and then ping a nearby mine then immediately ping x againthat way it kind of tells people we're going herebut i'm going to the mineso you should keep going to x
gg ergcord bbc sissy hypno session, we really sucked that black dildo well
>>543529343No it was a good game post. You can tell because anons are posting a gg with no screenshot. If you want to see a melty we can do that doe.
>>543528859thats why i pinged the nearby grace first, i dont even want to imagine how much worse that fight wouldve been if i hadnt refilled my fp
>>543529542Unless I have a boss weakness purple already in my inventory I like having a stone anyway
>>543529321>Women>Playing videogames
>>543529321no I don't think having a rotting axewound that bleeds every now and then can be considered a vagina
>>543527707>cheat your shit into the absolute best setup you can think of >waste slots with shit like faith+3 or mind+3 and dormant seals Remember: there's a reason these retards cheat
>>543529663it's more likely than you think
>>543529248>Revenant should start with the best holy spell in the gameNo???
>>543530026girls arent video games
why are revtroons like this?
>>543528097Raider, not even a contest
>>543530105yes....
>>543530256estrogen fried their brains
>>543530256google what ssri abuse does to the brain.
>>543530256Can you post the one of me jobbing to demi-humans? Its a classic
>>543530213you're not wrong
>>543529248>>543530105She should start with some absolute shit spell like flame sling or bloodflame talon
Nah...das DOGSHIT Gremlin...
When are Fromsoft going to ditch their trash engine and finally start building games on Unreal Engine?I speak for the greater souls community and it is tiring trying to introduce friends to the games, and watch their eyes go dim when they find out that it isn't running on Unreal or Unity.Think Fromsoft is shooting themselves in the foot for not embracing industry trends and being so ridged in their literal game design systems.
>>543528097>WylderTotal wild card. Some of the best players I've ever seen and some of the worst.>Duchess100% dogshit every run. Totally useless. Probably the one character I hate seeing the most.>RecluseThey go down every 10 seconds, but at least they do damage briefly. More than I can say about most of these other classes.>RaiderWill do absolutely nothing, but usually doesn't die right away.>RevenantOnly anime trannies play her, so usually they are pretty decent despite the character being shit. >ExecutorThey do nothing every run, but they use their ult to save us a few times.>IroneyeProbably the only consistently decent character. Even bad players do okay on him. >GuardianTotally useless. No damage. All they do is guard the air.
>>543530615wrath of gold is pretty bad
ergs faggiest tranny rape victim and groomer getting raped to death by fulghors massive horse cock kek.
>>543530615Her starter fingerbangers are perfect trash for what she should be. Rejecting is actually decent with family (still trash but its starter trash) and the heal would be better as hp regen but the heal effect is great anti-royal tech.
raider can work in depths but i dont think raider mains have learned how to actually play the game yet.
>>543530932I've been doing fine with fist discovery.
>>543530932Everyone in depths has learned to play the game already.
>>543531040BASED FISTTARD
>>543530841not the real mush
>>543530932The only way to play Raider is to use a weapon type that doesn't get changed to his fucking horrible moveset
>>543531040>fist discoverydiscover this
>>543531119It was on zorbshitter's stream. Xhe is the real mushjeet.
>>543530932All raiders going into the depths must make the choice, Fists or Greatbows?
>>543531148He has a good initial R1 and running R2 desu
>>543526994el numbre 2
>Lowercase anons continue to be the worst posters on this site
>>543531214>sneedger, the impersonator supreme, is saying so and so is the real onekek okay bud
>>543531274why would you say that?
>>543531214Mush hasn't played for awhile
>>543528097Guardian anyone saying otherwise is retarded.
>>543531425Not you, an image counts as a capital letter
>>543531512FAGGOT
queueu for the FUCKING videogasme this shit is dead as fuck
erg pass raiders are all memers with meme build like greatbow caster raider or isa spam
Me when someone pings a full HP negationhttps://x.com/nomianims/status/1980071290112524656
>>543531651Block dingle and zorban and optionally bjark (he is a good player but he does do those meme builds sometimes)
>>543531621nah DOGSHIT ZORBAN is queuing
>>543531979Why?
>>543531943Haven't had to block anyone since the sneedger thing. Meme builds are weak but they still kill the boss fine.
1/3 for more than 5 minutes, I'm gonna queue with randos.
>>543531119>>543531295>>543531439>I-it's not the real mush!!! You're just the boogeyman in my head!! It's not real no NO NO PLEAS-ACK!https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2574898943?t=01h25m04s
>>543531512Weird cope>>543530783>>543529663>>543529671True
>>543532523oh dear
>>543528073All women present themselves to me like this btw>>543527063They’re too good for this shithole don’t post them again>>543526514You hit the nail on the head here
>>543532523Holy shit dude you completely blew out the duotroon apologist's asshole with this one, well done
>>543532523Mush sucks but that's not him unless it's awhile ago he's been playing Digimon
Thoughts? What could I realistically improve?
>>543533089>greatsword follow upim not helping a D3 shitter
>>543531943>bjarki do the ISA wylder colossal meme build. I honestly think it's fine, albeit a bit boring. With a colossal weapon you're doing anywhere from 700 to 1200 damage R1s against Nightlords. I have been playing Guardian lately tho. Use a great bow sidearm for Rain of Arrows on big bosses which shreds em', minor utiltiy, otherwise I generally 2h a colossal and cast whack. It's fun. I've come to find that you can really only take it for Augur, Adel, Pests, and Caligo tho. Anything else is turbo griefing.
gg giga libra
ggs ED librasuprised we had time for all thatpest threads loses to anyone with a shield since the stagger recovery time is faster than a 2nd cast
>>543533795im not reading all that
>>543533089Drop third relic. Fiery follow up is mid and partial +0 is inferior to partial +1/+2 which both stack with each other (but not with +0). And the +3 mind is obviously not doing anything important. >>543533795Didn't you cheat your ISA relics in?
nightmare squad
>>543533878cc is it true that you're a cute girl?
>>543533795you lied about getting cheated relics legitimately so we dont give a shit what you say
>>543534028threadtism aside they're both good players
>>543533878very nice start too
>>543534142I don't like terr and the 2nd guy is a confirmed pedophile
>>543533089please remove greatsword followup. it adds a whopping +12 damage to your attacks while also turbofucking Freeze on enemies (overall +20% damage received) as well as dicking over Recluses.>>543533903that's ok!! nobody is making you!! >>543533959i deleted those a long time ago when I was informed they were illegal in the sense they had overlapping lines ya, haven't mucked with it since
>>543534142>>543534028I love terr AND my daughter-wives
>>543532270The password isnt to play the game its to clique up and be dramatic fags about everything. You fucking shitters are retarded niggers and i hope we all die.
>>543534091i am male.
>>543534028Notice how everyone but terr said gg? Truly the biggest fag in /erg/. Actual quiet kid who sits alone during lunch behavior.
>>543533089EarringEvergaolsNight InvadersStop overcomplicating it
>>543534145>3 church bottomBefore depths that seed showed up all the fucking time. Now I don't think i've seen it but once.
>>543534347I am NOT wearing an earring, do I look like a sissy faggot to you?
>>543534337You seem upset. Gonna cry?
>>543533089Defeating Enemies +0 and +1 gives you full charge in 8 kill and an uncharged ult (from 30%) in 6 kills. Deep has jack shit damage buffs anyway for physical characters you might as well put them on and have some fun.
>>543534470>sissy faggotmore like siscon faggot haha
Ironeye and Wylder mains, explain?
>>543534709fags get the rope
>>543534709friend get some ice cream!
>>543534813To tie them up so you can suck them even harder. Smart.
shit wylder
>>543534470are you the same buttboy that spent an entire thread arguing that the earring is shit because you should have "perfect" relics by now (then)
>>543534273>please remove greatsword followup.I have this on my wylder build, not because it's optimal, but because it looks cool as fuck.
Nightfarers to play for this feel?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlUMmlvVTwI
a d3GAWD just entered the queue
>>543535071The fiery followup is also a decent movement option
>>543535290are you insight99
>>543535030There's a case for that in base mode, but for Depths mode you should probably be double dipping in Gaols and Invaders which usually leaves you with only one extra slot unless you have +1 and/or Lava with Gaols/Invaders
>>543535185recluse and you know it.
>>543535071It's not that bad but it's really committal and people usually doesn't use it right.
>>543535351You replid to me when I wasn't even talking about porn or trans folk
>>543535541You can't use it wrong lol. Every button press is committal.
>>543535429yep, time to fap
>>543535641its just supposed to be a mob clearer and extra stagger button. the fire does basically nothing.
I require this Wylder skin NOW
>>543535625He was referring to xhe bjarktroon.
whyhow
>>543535647Don't cum
>>543536006try and stop me
>>543535429Recluse mains is this true?
gg fish
>>543533075It was from a month ago retard
that fat assed pastel pink melanin bitch in the new pokemon game makes me think of recluse
gg big fish, that went quite well
>>543535823I think people use it to hit things with they don't care much about the fire.
thank you for cancelling augur i just got done with that gay shit
>>543536524Smoothest jellyfish run I've had in a while, last one was just people getting one tapped by the tackle over and over
>>543536146Which Recluse mains are left?
Affinity damage improved with melee duchessYay or nay?
>>543536617We don't have any female recluse mains. only sludge merchant is left.
>>543536343Oh ok
>>543536703Feels kinda middy on melee characters but I mean it does buff any split damage and weapon arts so sure
>>543536617I think spirit and sludge are the only two who still main her, I only pull her out if I feel like getting a free lazy win.
>>543536718Who is now a female Recluse main after playing her for so long
>>543534142Nta but I have nothing but bad experiences with terr
>>543536703I mean the great thing with affinity is that it buffs spells and melee, so it doesn't mesh as well with melee only duchessStill decent tho
>>543536703I run affinity Wylder with the +FTH/+INT relic and it works great, I imagine it works very well on Duchess.
>hit fulg*or two times with a lightning weapon>it doesnt break his faggotrywhat the friiiiiiiiiiiiiig
>cant buy deep relics from the collector signboard
>>543537181you can get 550 murk doever beitn'tly m'lady sama desu
>>543537117If he's sparking with electricity still you can't use them to break the lightning, you need to poise break him, use charge attacks.
>>543537117when you break it with lightning it puts a debuff on him. if he casts the spell again with it already on him, it doesnt debuff him again and you have to just poise break him or some dumb shit like that
Does most of erg block Zorban? Looks like it from how these threads read.
>>543537520Keep in mind most block talk is from the resident schizo samefagging all over the place
>>543526940and thank god for that>>543528227i look like that
>>543521416Are you 20 and her 31? Hot
>>543537520I personally have him blocked>>543537591The only schizo here is the guy saying "zorbjeet" over and over. Like it or not there's a good amount of people here who do not like your meme builds.
i miss him so much...
>>543537520Nah he's decent. If you block anyone who isn't an S tier player there's a good chance the shitter being carried is in fact you
>>543537520Most is a stretch. There's a few that blocked him sure, but you can see he's in a lot of few gg photos when he's not streaming.
>>543537520Most of that type of discourse is from some guy that calls everyone jeet that is really upset anons won't play with him anymore.
>>543537780Who?
>>543538137terr
>>543528780no one needs to know about the cocks you suck
>>543537628Why would that be hot?
>>543529180THIS!!!!>>543534306Terrjeet hates you though >>543534709All Ironeyes are effeminate sissies seems pretty self explanatory
>>543530932>>543531040I'm doing the same thing, fist weps are just the best str weps. Generally anything with a double hit charged attack that isn't absurdly slow will do though, stuff like the godskin stitcher or even that bird straight sword are excellent options. People keep saying "oh but if you trade you lose 90% of your hp" well then don't trade without negation up? Limit the hits to hits you can regen with post-damage recovery. Don't know what to say other than skill issue. >>543531074I'm watching people play trios and no they absolutely have not. None of the shit people do in trios would let you succeed in solos, and especially not in duosTrios are just so goddamn lenient. People just spamming spells and getting oneshot but it's fine, someone will res. People literally win them with 10x 3 bars on the team. Aggro mechanics and gigantic boss arenas make it a tad too easy to revive, so you can kinda suck, so long as your run goes ok you guarantee the night boss kill.
>>543536352Right? You just know she swallows gallons of cum from Thick Alabaster Poles
>>543538486They are in depths though so they objectively know how to play the game. Maybe not well but you are always overreacting when you cry someone doesn't know what they are doing while they are in high depth.
>>543538486Hit trading in DoN seems insanely bad and retarded even if you can survive it, at least for anything besides raider punch
>>543538737made for getting bleached
>>543538737Looks like retarded DEI nigger slop don't post this garbage here again
>>543537628It ain’t true buddy relax>>543537760How is “Zorbjeet” schizo? What?
>>543538795obviously people aren't being literal. you're fucking stupid.
>>543538795Really not the case for multiple reasons>can get carried by lenient revive mechanics>can get carried by cheaters>can get carried by just playing passive and reviving others with a less likely to be targettednone of this means you're actually good at fighting enemies, which is what raider requires (which was the origin of this reply chain)
>>543538737I want to look like that. What's some good body paint?
>>543538964This could all apply to the same anon complaining. It isn't worth crying about your teammates in a coop game where you are in the same skill tier as them.
>>543538838I trade hits all the time you just can't do it without negation up for big hits. If you never find negation then yeah you're a slightly worse wylder but the huge stam restore and excellent stagger on many bosses on the stomp is still good value. Plus the totem is underrated for very niche applications but I won't deny it's one of the worst ults overall, in most scenarios
>>543539106>rangetard dying 20 times in one fight vs melee player dying 0 times>HURR DURR YOU MUST BE THE SAME SKILL LEVEL BECAUSE YOU'RE IN THE SAME MATCHkys retard
>>543539106>where you are in the same skill tierThe depth rank does not reflect skill whatsoever, is what I'm telling you. You can't keep saying >okay maybe skill doesn't matter to rank in depths>but have you considered you're the same rank as them? hmmm? must mean you're the same skill as them hmmmm???? Like no we just established it doesn't mean that, try to keep up. Absolute retarded shitters who dont know how to play can be in D5. This doesn't mean anyone else is as good as them, it means the ranks don't matter.
>>543539190>>543539334Whats with the anger?
mehanyway wyldjeet dont hog 3 different damage negation on full hp passives next game
i hate when enemies look at one person during a wind up then switch aggro to me during the actual attacknice try
What anon says is true. I am the same skill level as cc.
>>543539613Jeet?
>>543539562you threw the chair nigger, you can't whine about people kicking your ass afterwards
Why do you guys all say jeet so much? Is that like some cool 4chan version of yeet?
Sorry guys, that was my first time in Depth 5 and I suck at Heolstor.
first time raider in 3 months I'm already sorry for you two
>>543539973just had my streak broken so don't feel bad
>>543539774Sorry you took it so badly then.
GG bugs, shame we choked at the nightlord I waas sweating so hard vs DTS
>>543540129Sorry you thought your passive aggressive little gotcha remarks are witty, most people see through this shit and, because they're not women like you, respond to the message, not the tone
>>543539832Seems to be a nervous tick from an autist when he gets triggered. You'll see him do that and doe a lot when he gets antsy. It's gotta be some sort of untreated condition.
>>543538445You could do mommy roleplay and be breastfed by her
>>543537520I play with him but I also dread playing with him
>>543540543I hate jeets as much as the next guy but at this point when someone brings it up out of nowehre it's a tell that person is brown. It's like the only thing a mexican or philippino can punch down to, because they can't say "subhuman" or "shitskin" for obvious reasons
>>543540530No aggression anon I'm genuinely sorry I only tried to calm your temper by saying it isn't worth getting mad over. I had no idea it was going to make you pop off like that it's my fault.
>>543539671cc is b tier
@terr can i add you on steam?
>>543540767I already called you out on the passive aggressive woman shit, why do you double down?
>>543540530>not a woman like youspergs like a little bitch
>>543540543Locked in Jeet Syndrome. Many cases.
Sorry for choking vs bugs I had to take a call and made bad choices from the wending
>>543540874I know, I'm sorry for causing that. >>543540932The Infinite Hitler Syndrome of asia.
>>543540869even doe you're dogshit
>>543540372>>543540984>incredibly questionable routing>didn't help with the mine we were literally on top of that i pinged, red troll that i had no bleed or anything for>dumbshit ice dragon didn't teleport and roared which killed me on the trek up>spent 40 minutes fighting a red royal revenant without a heal seal at level 7 that margott spawned on>actual 0 negation, not even an on charged attacks if i had a purple bow and we went to the second invader camp instead of spending half an hour on a red royal rev bugs would've been dead by the time we all died>well why didn't you lead?i do most runs i dolots of things went wrong that run, if that had been ED bugs we wouldn't have even stood a chance lmao none of us had any damage
>>543541048That's why i need to get carried buy you doe?
CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG
>>543528097obviously guardian, but also revenant if the boss is resistant to fire/lightning, and duchess/recluse if the boss is resistant to magic
869go ahead
Stop saying "doe"Either write out "though" or shorten it to "tho"There is more space between d and e and o than there is between t and h and o, you have to move your finger more for doe, it's making it shorter with no actual benefit, esspecially in the order that you type both
even doe youre not me 204
>>543532523>Getting Nok>Getting the easiest boss in the game>Somehow fucking up a Nok map and fighting the night lord at lvl 12HOW?!
>>543541096Holy shit I thought you were the first guy. Please never lead or think you’re the leader, you were dogshit and ruined the entire run. Can’t believe you had the audacity to write this shit you stupid cunt
>>543541193Classic all caps anon trying not make everyone get along. No sorry, as long as lowercase anons exist, we can never have peace.
>>543538737>no wide nose or huge lipsBLACK PEOPLE ARE NOT JUST WHITE PEOPLE WITH DARK SKIN
>get a weapon with magma on charge atk for caligo >it's a giant crusher>but im playing raiderfuck man
>>543541096The dragon didn’t teleport because you hit it
>>543540637A 20-year-old can breastfeed too
>>543521416Why did you groom your gf anon?
>>543541556Is the Recluse actually black? I thought she was the same race as those miner stone gael bosses.
am i the only one who finds commander oneill or whatever hes called in NR to be hard as fuck in d5?
>>543541096no offense but you were the one who tanked the whole run. if you had just followed us instead of dying in the mines over and over we all would've been level 14 at least instead of two lvl 13s and a lvl 12.
>>543541802He's hard on normal runs too
>>543541802carry a bewitching branch, the twin sword phantom will solo the boss
>>543541746>miner stone gael bossesthe Alabaster lords?those are alien niggahshe's kinda like a drow without the ears, she's not a real blackie.
>>543541096You are BY FAR the worst player here.
>>543541746>>543541556god forbid a fantasy game has fantasy people
>>543541802If you don't have good range damage or a bewitching branch, he's very hard. His aoe moves dick over melee and he can change targets mid air with his kick. If you don't have good stagger, the knights combo ranged characters easily forcing them to run instead of fight. You also can't status the knights making them a pain for certain builds. If anyone goes down it's hard to get them up without ranged reviving or an ult. He's a hard fight.
>>543541775To this day the only souls like with good bow combat.
>>543541301It’s a meme buddy it’s just one brown autist who’s ram it into the ground because they can’t fathom savoring something or comedic timing.
>>543541830The stat differences between 13 and 15 don't really matter and incredibly rarely changes any outcome of the game.
>>543541746She’s not black. Her only commonality with real life blacks is dark skin and I don’t think I need to explain they aren’t the only ones with that phenotype.
>>543542304It still makes me mad, this is nonsense
>>543541802He was a dickhead in ER and he's a dickhead here
>>543541775You're doing a lot of damage therefore you didn't actually beat it.
>>543542057who is that
>>543542518Dis boy aint got two hands doe
>>543538737hot image which triggered a terrjeet meltdown please post more several times each thread
>>543542683kekseeker frampt
>>543542468Who else has that phenotype?
>>543542690I dont type like a baby holding an ipad watching brainrot elsa videos
>>543542803I crown you king of the mentally ill losers.
>>543542727Second this even though we don't need chocolate to make him meltdown.
>>543541802If you know he can spawn, pick up>a colossal>a bewitching branch>a WA that flattens or otherwise stunlocks banished knights all of these things trivialize it because they deal with banished knights so well
>>543540543>>543540713>>543540932>two minutes apart
>>543538737this is in pokemon?damn, kid me would have been masturbating so hard to this
>>543542683I just told you who he is, THE WORST ERG PLAYER. We all know his name.
>>543542898Heavy is the head that wears the crown
>>543542997
>>543541641I want to breastfeed from Madison's breast
duchess > revenant > recluse
>>543543408Revenant > Recluse >>>>> Duchess
>>543543397Kill yourself
dying when im not supposed to die makes me upset, how do i prevent this?
>>543543532How old are you?
>>543543665Blame your teammates, it's their fault
>>543543665Masturbate
>>543543769Dont
>>543543665git gud
>>543543665https://www.camh.ca/en/health-info/mental-illness-and-addiction-index/cognitive-behavioural-therapy
>>543541556This is anime design. Neither white, black, yellow etc people are depicted accurately.
>>543543665Slam your desk
>>543543825Bitch
you still haven't added me
>>543543665Take it out on me. Posture break me.
>>543543714You shouldn't breastfeed directly from it if you're not the baby, spit gets absorbed by the nipple and body adjusts production and what it needs to put in the milk based on what deficiencies and vitamins that the baby needs from their spit, it could hurt baby to mess up the production by drinking from it as an adult because you'll send wrong signals and could cause the actual baby that needs the milk to not die to not get the right nutrients it needs or too much of others
>>543543665Real talk - be petty to your team and refuse to help in the next fight. It won't be their fault so you'll feel immense shame about 3 seconds in and charge in determined to do better. Repeat this cycle if you die again. Eventually you won't be dying and you'll be filled with huge guts.
>>543542772Indians, Abbos, some Arabs
>>543543193>inspect element
>>543544163how's that work with bottling
>>543544163That doesn't answer my question
>>543544163Raping Madison and knocking her up then sucking on her tits to mess up her milk for her babby
>>543542568yeah that spell for some reason does way more damage than everything else at this level (it's a boss spell) and I finished one of the optional areas early so I'm a bit overleveled
>>543544569
>>543541830if someone needs an upgrade stone then they need an upgrade stone. I would rather have someone ping it and suck up 20 seconds of our time than them end up at the spirit shelter with blue slop. The real annoying shit is>we ping a boss>3rd person fucks off into mines>we kill the boss way slower>they finally come out of the mines to get the rewards>now me and/or the 2nd teammate go into the mines to collect the stoneJust don't be faggy.
>>543544840Stop flirting with her
Every time I don't baby my teammates shit hits the fan. Very sad!
>>543544929too many people dont understand that just being together is not only a force multiplier, it also makes sure nobody ever needs to retread a path
I cringed too, don't worry.
>>543541383I mean you should just ping if you don't like someone else's route. I would rather have a momentary split than re-enforce dogshit routing as long as you're actually intending on grouping back up and not pulling a terr where you just fuck off for most of the game
ggs ED horsewhat a game
>>543545268>level 11you guys suck
>>543544982It's not flirting, it's threatening
>>543545268That game was fucking terrible and it was absolutely nobody's fault, what were those POI placements and those boss spawns? Felt like trying to find water in the desert.
every single loss is always my fault i deserve endless torture
>>543545268let me guess, night invaders trainwreck on day 1?
>kill scarab>talisman is perfect for teammate but not me>pick it up instead of ping it out in this forest>drop it at their feet and ping it there for themI do this on day 1 and you should too
>>543545390To be fair that raider...t. raider
>>543545268Tide is so fucking good at the game and cool and shit
>>543545343If they did it at a lower level and (likely) worse loot than expected then how are they bad?
miscarry maddy sitting in a treec-u-t-t-i-n-g.first comes bloodthen comes miscarriagethen youre left with just an empty baby carriage
>>543545441invaders trainwreck on day 2
I completed 100 games of DoN and I still have literally never seen Heolstor. I'm not joking, I've literally not seen him once.I'm so fucking afraid, the moment I get him I'm gonna 3 bar instantly. I don't remember anything about this fight.
>>543545484It's insane how much worse than average I've been all day, and I'm usually really fucking bad lmao
>>543545447>pick up one of the arrow talismans for ironeye or caster talismans for casters>drop it in front of them>they wiggle around and drop a talisman>its the same one
>>543545632Sex with Tide to make him feel better
no one queueing rn?
>>543545747New friend just invited you to play bows with him
>>543545498because it's fucking fulghor he's the easiest nightlordthe reason they suck is because they messed up on day 1 and 2
>>543545632I remember you being goated.
I just re-darkened the RTH
>>543545394This but unironically. I feel like every mistake I make is entirely my fault.>>543545503You need to learn to write better.
can someone post tide's 3 bar im too lazy
>>543545960name for the block list?
>>543545898>he's the easiest nightlordThat would be Adel.>>543545747Check your teammates' inventories before picking a talisman. You can do it while going up the stairs.
>>543546072Can someone post this anon's 3bar? I'm too lazy.
>>543546220>xhe thinks fulghor is harder than adelhardstuck d3 mindset
>>543546220I'm trash at the game and I can no hit fulghor. Can't do that with any other boss he's the easiest by a mile.
>>543546426You can just sprint into Adel and avoid most of his moves. You can't do that with Fulghor and Adel doesn't have any weird delay that could catch you off-guard.
Fulghor's dumbass quickdraw arrow shot is worse than the entire Adel fight
>>543546540i'm the total opposite lmaoi cant consistently no hit adel, ED or normal form it doesn't matter. meanwhile i still fuck up fulghor sometimes
>>543546691You can jump it if you're far away and if you're close enough you can walk towards him and it'll miss.
You can stick to fulgors ass and he's safe to punish for 99% of his moves other than the ED twin blade combo which you can just sprint away fromranged sissies don't know this
>>543542727>>543538904>>543543012>>543542910Good goyim. Keep thinking about race mixing. The white race doesn't matter anymore. Your children must look like disgusting mutt goblins.
>>543547013i'm black though
>>543546052nervestruck?
it's a MOOOOOOOOOOONi got dad dicked on the ass edge of his gold land aoe, didn't even look like i was in it. madge
>>543546052go cry about your dead baby and cut yourself some more
>>543545231We went together and did ping, you wanted your purple greatbow, you were the one splitting
>>543547598that's not me
>want to do a new dex playthrough>start game burn out in like 10 seconds because I want to use backhand blades from the DLC as I never used them before>takes ages to get to DLC>check youtube for DLC skip>find a guide>watch it>actually this is totally doable>2 hours later beat mogh exactly as the guide explained stunlocking him with +10 bloodhound fang netting me 500k souls>get into the DLC>grab backhand blades>go back to start of game as level 80 with 60 health now>immediately get bored again because the games is just a fucking slog having to go through the same crystal caves to get upgrades and stuffHonestly following the guide was fun though. The Mogh kill was actually beautiful how it's:>shackle>3 lights one heavy>wait for animation to finish>shackle>3 lights one heave>wait for animation to finsh>weapon art + heavy>riposte>weapon art + heavy>weapon art>*mohg dies*absolute filth.
>>543547509My first game in D5. I was enough of dying with randoms at D3. Just tried with you. GG.The gargoyle was scary asf. . Didn't get good damage negation passives either. t. Ironeye
>>543547992Im happy for youOr sorry that happened
gg heolstor
>>543548313GG heolstor.Clean run.
>>543547013this but unironically
GG sorcerer's rise, we broke that seal real good.
gg abductor virgin, hard fought victory.
I think I'll spend time in the arena until the DLC
>nightreign facts you found out way too latethe crimsonwhorl tear doesnt work against physical damage. i dont even want to know how many defeats i had because of that and getting hit assuming it must've just wore off
>>543548265my favorite meme is getting oneshot through max hp negate + charged attack negate like four times that run
>>543549353>started with nightreignHoly fucking tourist.
Am I supposed to have to farm for levels even when I'm just at level 39? Because world bosses are only giving me about 3-4k runes when I need about 10k per level at this point.
>>543549853You can get to level 40 before fighting margit by just exploring around limgrave and weeping peninsula
>>543549853You go to a late game area early like the dragonbarrow or play through the game normally.
>>543549853When you get to a grace kill everything on the way to next grace. When you beat a little area it'll be a few levels worth when you add in the boss. You'll also be picking up tons of souls as consumable items that you can eat at once to gain like a dozen levels every once in a while.
>>543547992Your problem for thinking "builds" apply to anything PVE related. You fell for the psyop that going through the same enemies and locations for the 10th time is different just because you are using a different weapon.
>>543547598i wasnt even in the game
>>543550263this. when i play a souls game i thoroughly explore one area before heading to the next and kill every enemy i see at least once. ofcourse in caelid there's a few exceptions.
ggs holsterlightning spear has decent damage but it can't hit holster for shit
woulda actually been decent if the shield had Barricade Shield or No Skill on it
>>543550365Yeah builds only matter for PvP, I just want red man to invade me so I can test my weapons...
>>543550263>When you get to a grace kill everything on the way to next grace. When you beat a little area it'll be a few levels worth when you add in the boss. You'll also be picking up tons of souls as consumable items that you can eat at once to gain like a dozen levels every once in a while.ER was my first souls game (now 2k hours all souls and soulslikes combined). But I still fondly remember farming in Fort Faroth thinking that this is the craziest atmosphere I ever encountered in life. Dark shack full of poison and wings and Caelid vibes and my ash of band of apes helping me. It was beautiful.
>>543550735>blue sealname?
>teleports behind you
nameless kang with no full hp negation is fucking torture sorry for floorhugging on night 2 so much. gg fulghor
when are we getting the next soules gaym
retarded brown faggot above me
>>543551471bro its a ds3 boss, bait an attack chain then just walk backwards since they aren't magnets to your player model like elden slop bosses are
>>543551471Fulghor kneels to the Nameless Chad, the true nightlord.
sorry for playing so badly i really dont feel well i shouldnt have queuedjust block me im such a massive failure i deserve to die for being so useless
>>543551916Mpregnating this anon
>>543551916don't be so hard on yourself maddy
>playing with randos>chinese guy disconnects>comes back to the game 4 times and dcs again, probably his internet shitting itself>me and duchess have to duo the entire game>get to the night lord, it's ED dogs>get him to 30% hp>we both die to a fucking fireballNYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
if this is ED libra we lost btw
>>543552465wong tong ching ching ling ping
>>543551916just queue with randos as penance to redeem yourself like I'm doing
Why does Thunderbolt do such ass damage? I have a nice dragoncult+lightning damage set up for Rev that can start with Thunderbolt if I want, but even with all that bonus damage it barely hits 130. It does less than wraith bell and that is far more spammable.
>>543553723earring still better
>>543553834Not all weapon arts scale off ar in nightreign, Thunderbolt scales off dex.
>>543553834I love girls
>>543547013Actually I will pump and dump and then find the main one
>>543553935That is to say, it's ass on Rev?>>543553945And they love (You)
>>543548313>>543548726>>543549053Any proof here?>>543549541Most people here are like that sadly.>>543551658Went without saying.
>all win day yesterday >all greatbowers complain at me or 3 bar todayHow the turn tables
>>543553945Why?
>>543543665scream and punch your armrests
>>543554172>how the turn ta-ACK!
>>543554109Yes
>>543553935Why is this game so dumb sometimes
q
>>543554329Is it true that Brynhildr is a cute girl?
>>543553723give that to me you whore
>>543554109Do you love me?>>543554263They're cute and nice and kind and smell nice and smart and pretty
>>543553836Most retarded midwit take>>543553935the way it was explained to me is that they scale based off whatever the related affinity scales off of ie coldslop scales off dex and int
>>543551979that’s a woman>>543551193cringe post
>>543554962>t. hardstuck d2
>>543553834>defending their Wyld men from sluts who want to steal them
i'm depth 3 why was i dragged to depth 5 libragg regardless sorry for being a shitter on day 1t. wylder
>>543555413im hardstuck 8k actually KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKek
ggs librai realised halfway on the way to the next camp you probably wanted the skill atk up on the seal that's my b i just saw reduced FP and took it even though discus costs 0
gg Libra and ty for the halo scythe
>>543553935I was specifically told that they specifically scale off AR unlike elden ring but I guess I was lied to
>>543555509because you're not queueing with randos you're queueing in a group are you retarded asfuck????
>>543555509i didn't notice any bad plays from you though?
>>543555531>filou12isn't that nigga a shitter pw tourist
>46 mintues no gameDead password
>>543555531Kek I thought I would be using sorceries but the best staff I got was glintstone pebbles>>543555509You played great especially the parries
>>543555778he literally just posted in the thread. you sound so sutpid right now. Name? for the stupid list
>>543554617I tried it you are absolutely right. Weh. Executor was doing 175, Duchess 159 and Rev 137. I mean I guess it's a ranged option for when people want to do some nonsense at level 1 or 2. Still probably not worth it unless you just happen to have it on your best relic. >>543554949I love you very much.>>543555448You gotta watch out for the sluts. They are relentless.
>>543556031>sutpid
>>543556082<3
>>543556082>>543556669weird trans post
gud ed5 dog fellas
I can't play this game it has blasphemous elements that displease the lord.
i accidentally dropped my rot greataxe, it would have been nice to haveand my headphones died partway through so i had to recharge thembut it went well
wylder wtf is going on in this libra match
>>543556837>I can't play this game it has blasphemous elements that displease the lord.It has blasphemous blade though which is one of the best swords to get.
>>543556979lmaoooooooo whats going on man i can't enter the boss room
Oh so that's how this thing works, first time seeing it happen.
>>543557357>he doesn't know the teleport skip
>>543557613i have no idea whats going onthis nigga is fighting libra solo, and every time he dies he auto revivesim laughing my ass off, is this a hack or a bug?
>>543558127im sorry he's WHAT
>>543558127glorious nippon coding on display
>>543558372he's just 1v1ing ED libra and he can't die, every time he dies he's auto revivedi'm actually fucking dying of laughter over here, i can't get into the boss room no matter what. tried killing myself twice already
>>543558582>>543558127i've played with ser john here and there forever and i've never seen him hacking or doing anything remotely nefarious, i'm going to assume since you can't enter it's grorious nippon coding
>>543558127>>543558582oh my fucking god bruh
>>543558127you could jump off and see what happens
>>543558778i did that twice, it just spawns me in the merchant room
Well this was/is a weird one. I can revive you but I dont see raider on the HuD or any enemies. I am taking damage from the madness debuff, and slowly running out of flasks because i have no coins to pick up. We're just waiting for wylder to kill the 3 man scaled boss solo.
>>543559446LMAOOOO i don't see you eitherthe game just completely broke
>>543559446Maybe your sissy aussie internet ruined it
>>543559446LOOOOOOOL how the fuck does this even happen
>>543559446>>543559524here's my POVhe's still killing Libra
>>543559446You rike, gaijin?
before free reign just used an me3 file to launch the game an you had to put the files in the game folder I accidentally went online with it (the game let me for some reason very cool EAC bro) and I was pretty fucking desynced from my teammates. Think I realized something was off when I went to a POI and the boss wasnt there and my teammates were acting weird. Maybe something like that is happening or its just nip coding
ggs ed adeli hate adel
gg horse
gg gigahorse. I don't know what fucking killed me in that invader fort, I didn't even 1bar, I just died.
IT'S FINALLY OVERbuggiest bug i've ever seen in my entire life lmao
>>543559943Where's the third guy
>>543560295china
>>543560295saving him for the DLC
>>543560168お祝い
Uh?
>>543560103Only thing we know is that it is related to deathblight build up on hit.
>>543560295I’m enough
>>543559768
>>543558670>>543558127This happens if you DC from the host during loading in. It also turns off your relics
>>543560506>Piqf dcs day 2>1 minute later other dude dcs>10 seconds later game kicks me out>Lose 700 ratingMiyazaki's masterpiece
>>543560506>>543560961there's some bullshit going on right now, we just had the weirdest game everprobably safer to not queue for a while
>>543560961piqf is a cute girl
>>543561218xhe is a fat brown indian thoughbeit
Why is sneedterrarian having another melty?
>>543561218Is this true?
im queueing idc about gaben
>>543562525me n cardboardcupcake
I hate ShiftyDuck. She needs to be squished
>>543562525me n my mom 19 years ago
>>543562691Why do you hate her?
we did it>>543561218this is true
>>543562691squish that duckgrab that duck and squish itjust hold the duck under your arm and squish that duck
>>543562816She activates my cuteness aggression
>>543562726Ace...
>>543563062Is this how boys let you know they have a crush on you?
>>543562691>>543562816>>543563062>>543563330Xhe shittycuck is quite literally a fat black man. He is black. Shit skinned, even. A big lip bug eyed nappy headed nimrod. A black gorilla welfare leaching ''gibs me dat'' nigger.
>>543555576>I was specifically told that they specifically scale off AR unlike elden ring but I guess I was lied toIt depends on the ash of war. The "fixed" skills, (like Taker's Flame which is always on BB) scale off of AR, but the generic skills that can be found on any weapon haven't been changed.
>>543563874taker flame?? i hardly know er
>>543563874Thats fucked but at least there's a logic to it
this random streamer im watching is way better at using cocktails than zorban and hes actually using spells.
>>543564573speaking of zorban, isn't this usually around when he streams?
i am so bad that i made zorban quit
>>543562691This but with gremlin
>>543564573i had some hope for zorban when he was playing caster duch/rev but then he went back to meme shit there's no hope for him
>>543564801I have no problem with him and even watch his streams sometimes but I agree I don't want to play with memeslop. greatbow has some merit but there is 0 defending the cocktail shit.
Bug revenant
I don't understand what is safe vs ed caligoI know about cancelling the shard explosion and dodging the tail swipe and running away when she is about to breath straight down but that is it
1/3
>>543558730>>543556540Don’t post my wives here without permission. Thank you.
>>543565878Try and play under her eve as a ranged character. Her tail swipes and forward breath are her scariest moves but if you’re her then you don’t have to death with the floor crystals
>>543565427people don't want to admit it but as long as you're using rain of arrows and not r1 spam, gbows are really good
>>543565878in general just stay close to herthe further you are from the boss the more dangerous it isi notice when people die to her its usually when someone goes for a revive far away and gets cooked by the forwards breath or tail shockwavesso don't leave the boss to go for a revivewait till it's nearby or busy
>>543564573>>543564696>>543564801I appreciate your obsession with me anon. Glad I could lighten up your day.>>543564662No stream tonight I need to get up early. Stream comes back tomorrow.
>I appreciate your obsession with me anon. Glad I could lighten up your day.
>>543566531you sound upset
>>543566723Only thing I'm upset about is erg queue times on tuesdays.
>>543566531Show us your greatbow
i'd play more but i am cookingwe did defeat heolstor at least
>>543566531show us your greasiest build
5bareye
>teammate leaves because we spend a few seconds at the start killing mobs to lvl instead of immediately rushing the fort at lvl 1???? I seriously cant comprehend how people like this are still playing almost 5 months in
>>543567969what depth
>>543566531>plays raider wizard>gets on totem>"gulp... he's right below me isn't he">intentionally gets hit>AHHA!! HAHAH!!! >"THAT just happened!"
>>543520615get blasted exejeet, reaction roll more next time
I just downloaded like 5 doujins
i am the original baker
>>543534709kys
>>543536703This and FTH relic on the Duchess makes her RNG proof. You can use staves, seals and good daggers. Hoarfrost on starter dagger would complete your build.
>>543569858idc
ggs adel3700 damage tibia skeletons on that wild hippo damn what a smooth run
Is it safe to queue yet?
>>543570002I'm still confused doe
Couldn't keep aggro on moth with less likely to be targetted.But both of you 3 barring on phase 1 ed bugs d4 is kinda, well.
dogshit exejeet
>>543570612Seems like it
>>543571471>Couldn't keep aggro on moth with less likely to be targetted.Then why not drop it? It was on your main weapon?
>>543569858How the hell do you download doujin? How much space did it take? What site did you use? Why would you even do that?
>>543571471that one's on me, i always underestimate phase 1 of ze bugs>tfw got rewarded with this for that terrible performance
>>543571471it kept bullying me with the charge and the shots were grouping in some really unfortunate way that made me eat shit every time, really hate that attack
>>543571871forgot the imagei don't play casters but it seems kinda good...
goat rapeshame on you for not buying key at the town
>>543572062Damn it's amazing.
>>543572062I'm so fucking jealous of that. I'd love that for my magic Rev.
>>543571616It was my only full hp damage negation
>>543572196that sucks
>>543571963Back up, surge sprint left or right, jump 3 times. 100% success
>>543571687sadpanda? my entire folder is 46 gb
this boss was tight. multi stage boss that saves your progress similar to bed of chaos and a hot choco mommy, loving the bhs ability too
I can't find a clear answer anywhereFor a strength build is fire better than heavy for crits?
i cant find a game please unblock me i promise i wont die too much please please please
>>543572442what?
>>543572504Name?
>>543572523For a strength build is fire better than heavy for crits?
What's the difference between Improved Dragon Communion Incantations and Imrpoved Dragon Cult Incantations
I wish fromsoft takes stuff from Fear and Hunger games and implement it in the next souls or Elden Ring game. Make survival as difficult and ruthless. Would be my perfect game.
>>543572620Yes, in general split damage is good for crits
>>543572678not the same school. Go to the training and look up the spell section, you will see it's 2 different categories.Dragon cult is mostly lightning spell with the gravel stone seal.Dragon communion are the spells where you summon a dragon head or hand and their spells are a bit of everything : fire, rot, physical... They also usually cost a ton of mana and their animation are long.
>>543572946sounds fake
>>543572423>game manages to make lords of the fallen look good
>>543572423Holy shit talk about being built from the ground up for BWC
>>543573725having tried sharts of the fallen myself i can assure you this game plays a gorillion times better than that piece of shit. the quality in combat is like night and day but AI limit isn't exactly polished either
>>543569858You stand at the start of a long and beautiful road paved with anime babes. Godspeed brother.
kino of the fallen is terr approved
Shart of the fallen was ok.Bad combat, but really good map design and exploration. Kind of funny it released at the same time as Lies of P which was the total opposite, incredible combat with dogshit levels.
i am posting to inform you that i am in queue and if you are also in queue then we need only wait for a third
>>543575207Lies of (C)P is for pedophiles. The main character is literally a little boy for namblapedos to lust over.
>>543575437He's more like a teenager though
ggs ED dogssorry for my performance
Man I thought it was vs ED Libra for whatever reason and geared as such. Gg hotdogs
>>543575828GG anon, and dw I wasn't doing too hot either lol, but we got it done. As a side note, wtf was this first circle, single worst zone I've ever seen lmfao
>>543576123it's a good first circle i think but it's still the first time i've seen that happen
>>543576123>>543576192Yeah this is about the only time day 1 city was a good idea
>>543576123i have played this exact seed so many times. that eastern gaol above the flask church has a dragonkin soldier.
>>543576123having two white pins should be automatic defeat
>>543576481Why?
>>543576678you heathens never clean your pins up. disheveled just like your pornsick lives
>>543576481>let's go start nok>i agree>i agree>hey how about grabbing that church on the way?>i agree>i agreethis is a bad thing according to you
this has been happening to me too much lately
>>543576678stop asking why constantly
>>543576959Nice
>>543576959get teabagged faggot
>>543576879
>>543576879I'm gonna be 100 with you gang I didn't even know that feature existed
>>543576959>demi-human swordsman Droply
>>543577219Me any time someone says something mean to me
>>543577219Nice ass
Just dodge the attacks anon :^)
>>543577959least chaotic everdark gladius fight
>>543577959dont run TOWARDS the dogs you moron
>>543577959This shit looks like the webm of gundyr spazzing out
sorry for being bad im really sorry
>>543578401*hugs you*
>>543578401why are you so pathetic?
>>543578401it's ok you'll get better!!
>>543578401*rapes you during orz bow*
>>543578401Use your body to say sorry to your teammates
>>543578401cute
>40 minutes in queue>pops>connection error>kicked to main menu, no reconnecting>reopen game>back to 1/3 in queue
>>543578730weird concern troll botpost
>no zorjeet streamdid he finally leave the password? good riddence
>terrjeet likes slop of the goyimAs if you needed more proof that sloplike was utter garbage. Don't pick a gay DEI-hire to design your combat next time.
>>543578730but you aren't me and we can't both be 1/3
>>543578816It just fucking happened to me. Fuck you.
>>543578848he had to sleep to be ready for the wagecage
>>543578969Your words are powerful. Wouldn't it be still happening instead of just happening?
>>543578856oh no NO NO NO PFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTT
>>543579150Well I'm still sitting in queue so what the fuck do you think
>>543577959I mean... you dodged it
>>543579150clanker>>543579185depth?
>>543579185This is powerful.
>>5435793205
>>543579185>blocked pov
>>543578848He actually deleted his twitch account and steam account. He won't answer his cell phone. His last text to me was, "how did you get this number who are you". It makes sense. He's turning 30 soon, he has to give up video games and start working in the coal mine just like his mother, father and sister did.
>>543579464That gives an different message and doesn't kick you to the menu. This was just either the game fucking up or someone dodging before I got to character select.
>>543579536This happened to a friend of mine after a bad night of pvp.
>>543579164Do not laugh at 'Charanjeet Singh' bloody bastard saar
>>543572394How many fucking doujin is that dude share your stash>>543573725>>543573886I say this
>>543575207You’re exaggerating, the levels weren’t anything special but they were perfectly serviceable and at times even great >>543575437He’s modeled off a grown man faggot shut up
>>543578856Wow no wonder that game turned out to be a giant pile of steaming shit
>>543579606>>543527545
>>543577219made to be filled with Leo’s semen >>543578401it’s fine maddie we still love you :)
this better not be ED maris again...
>>543580093It's funny that they've done a 180 and are trying to grift on the anti-woke crowd with the success of Stellar Blade and whatnot. Guess we'll see if they learned their lessons with LoTF II (III)
>>543580052For lies of P?They were pretty, and cool the first time.But it's basically only corridors, the game is a straight line. It's my only complain about the game. I do not agree they were perfectly serviceable, they do not hand a candle to any souls game, even DaS3 which is the worst one on this aspect. But I suppose it was the price to pay to have all these amazing boss fights as well as tons of weapons combinations.
>>543578730You struck a nerve for some reason but everyone knows this is true and happens.>>543578856Terrjeetxisters… any comment on this…?
>>543579536The coal mine? The curry street vendor stand is more like it
>>543577959This was partly my fault as I brainfarted and thought it was ED Libra and didn't check the bottom left corner of the map the entire game. I found a less likely to be targeted item duped it with nok and the other duchess picked it up and duped it also, then I was wondering why you didn't want it too when you were the one doing the right thing
Did downgrading to Windows 11 delete any xbox app games for anyone else? Or does canceling an update in the Microsoft store downloader for a game just delete the whole from your disk? I had E33, NGB 2, TES demastered, and I think Doom the dark ages installed, and they seemingly aren't anymore.
>>543581321Grok said you are fine.
>>543581374I think canceling an update for it in 'the Microsoft Store' app will just delete the whole game off your HDD/SSD kek
ggs ED dogsthink i'm getting better at it, you just need to not be greedy
>>543582031>brynhildr exploding into rocksas is tradition
>>543582214He needs to start buying actual useful items, you only need 4 starlight shards maximum
GG AdelOverly stacked run just for it to be base Adel.
>>543581178Dw about it anon, my original idea was to take aggro and kite the dogs while you two did damage and it worked out pretty damn well.
>>543582431nah you want 6 unless you're using FP increase relics
i always panic when the dogs split up and target me with the flame charges
>>543582518GG adel, ikr? I had fully decked out dmg negation just for it to be base adel lol
haha stupid dinosau-ACK
what did i do to deserve this
>>543582698>bunch of successive and full HP negation to go around>3 invaders, 4 gaols, bunch of affinity dormants, big merch dragon grease>ended with 8 flasksShit was nuts.Also Clinging Bone was very fun, picked it up by where we landed and used it the entire run. I wish we got a misbegotten warrior so I could try out the kiss on him.
>>543582562Once he reaches the end of his sprint right before splitting and charging, you surge sprint sideways. You keep running and can easily dodge the first two charges like this but the final nuke charge might be dangerous depending on your stamina so you should try rolling it just to be safe
>>543583279no clue, now go pound her(male) pussy(bussy)
>>543583279KEK what the fuck, reject that shit immediately >>543583562retarded newfag
>>543583279Never stick your dick in crazy
>1/3That's it. I'm way too good now, can't be matched with all of you peasants
>>543583279kek
>>543583562>>543583760Thats a pajeet you're talking about btw. Not even in the meme sense this fag is an actual ESLtard from the turd world.
>>543584292wait does trish look like that? hold up...
>>543583279Being one of the only people who don't have this retard blocked
>>543583694sarcasm>>543584292unsurprising really
>adel>ED fulghor>adel (mystery)>ED fulghor >ED fulghor (mystery)>adel>normal fulghorI will claim the title of most fraudulent 9999 in erg history. Just you wait.
we did it fellasgod that fight sucks ass
>>543584405That’s when trish was called obese troon. I wonder who he was imitating.
>>543584738>dingle was the only one not using a greatbowbizarro world game
>>543584738GG ED AugurGot rewarded with ce kino
>>543584843I was tempted but last time I picked raider into a team of other guys with fuckall FP into maris it was a disaster
>>543584954actual godroll
>>543584405no he was just spamming awful porn images after he got mindbroken due to being permabanned in zorban's chat
>>543584954check him pc
>>543585001>>543584954>not the only Duchess relic which is good and a must-haveNo. It's mid at best.
>>543585294night invader is the best effect and ult ap cheese and good and fun and gets you a few instant kill field bosses per run
>>543584954>>543585001>>543585126god roll? more like, god roll that shit off a cliff immediately!one good effect, rest is useless shite
Play NG4YT link for the version with soundhttps://youtu.be/3lTiobKKUI8?si=5_vd0qA1_orcegRV&t=1022
>>543584984I suppose you didn't know I was 212 FP raider
>>543585440Ult Gauge slightly increases the passive speed that the ult charges at. It's literally unnoticeable. "Killing enemies increases ult gauge" is the good effect.
>>543585628It's crazy hard to get an ok rider with night invader let alone a good one and a positive one
>>543585761i sold all of my night invader relics before DoN came out...
>>543585615Can't tell that from character select unfortunately
>>543585628Defeating enemies with art lets Duchess do silly damage during day 1/2, the third relic doesn't matter the fact that I have it on night invader is fantastic.>>543585454>uselessSchizo you don't play the game, how would you know?Now to decide between sorcery +2 on slot 4 or keep the duchess skill invurn
>>543585628wylder can chain ults with only 6 kills if he stacks both ult enemy charges. shit is fun
>>543586028i do play the game and i can assure you having only one usable effect on a regular relic is retarded.>can't use that duchess effect on day 3>it's extremely situational anyway>art gauge +1 barely makes a difference>it's not even the better one: art charge on killsyou don't know how to play duchess. stick to ironeye lil brogroid
fycj i should have just ultedalso i bought the wrong aromaticsim sorry
it spawned a fucking geyser on my ass cmon man
>>543586028These are cheated relics
>>543585628As good as it is on the run it does nothing for you on the nightlord (hardest content) outside of ED Libra I would imagine. >>543586069Why Wylder in particular? Does he have an easier art gauge to fill, or are they all the same? I have the 2 stacks on Iroenye, and it's pretty nuts just wiping a group of mobs and refilling it instantly.
>>543586846Because uncharged ult only depletes 70%. Full charged is 8 kills
>>543586834Proof?
>>543586028dude it lasts 30 seconds don't like it's a dogshit ability
>>543586673>>543587048>It's badYou're both even worse than me and that's saying something.
>>543586673OH AND ALSO. that duchess effect was not tweaked with the balance update. so that means the effect goes away while your ult still has 2 seconds left.
>>543586973Uncharge is good utility but full charge feels better.
>>543587209post duchess game count
>>543587048It's good for solo if you have enemy ult charge. You can be perma stealth with that + caligo relic. It's more headache than it's worth playing around it though
man FUCK giants
>>543588517men fuck anything as long as it has a pussy, more news at 11.
>>543588517only if you have a giant bepis
GGs Gigabugs.
>>543588606hell yeah we do
>>543588770gg bugs, excellent extermination
>>543588770>>543588860gg bugs no idea why people say this is bullshit or too hard
>>543588989I've had some pretty cooked runs with ed bugs, if people go down and you can't kill scorpo/moth in time animus will just constantly shit out orbital strikes
>>543588989only thing i dont like is that it feels pretty cheap when you get randomly clipped by moth shots
>>543588606:(
>>543591062r
n
fuck you
What. Those fucking geysers... God fucking damnit, lmfaogg heolstor
>>543591340no crimsonwhorl = team wipe
>>543591340gg lvl 3 recluse invader with troll castle artillery support
GG ED heolstor
>>543591471I'm anti-troll castle. Not enough runes for level 15.
why is duchess ult so fucking short man
>>543591424Lol I only just noticed looking back at the recording that the geysers only seem to be in lines, I thought they were sprinkled around the arena. Oops.>>543591471Yeah that was rough, was surprised the camp mobs chased us that far.
I've been waiting for like 25 minutes. do I need to cancel and req?
>>543591716ggs caligoi hate how i can't get a full 3 bar revive unless i'm on top of them and if i'm on top of the the enemy will walk over because it's the last place they saw me it's so fucking stupid
gg bugz
GG bugs.Sorry melee ironeye, had to go to gnoster because the other ironeye who was attacking it had less likely to be targeted and could not take gnoster aggro.
>>543591996Sometimes it breaks completely. Queue giga broke for me earlier multiple times and the only thing that fixed it was restarting nightreign.Quitting to main menu didn't fix, replacing password didn't fix, starting a solo game and leaving didn't fix.
are strength revenants cute
>>543593891Very cute.
>>543593891>>543593974i predict that somebody will reply to these posts with an image of a transgender person committing suicideor maybe they went to sleep idk
>>543593891
>>543595492That poster is a subhuman european, or worse, br*tish. They are asleep now.
god dammit, gladius got me with the staggered fire breath during the splitI was just about to get you two up too...
>do literally nothing while waiting for an opening>schizo dog 180's to hit me man. started so strong. and then wasted 2 flasks because of the floor cracks and phase transition wiping my bubble shield and sixth sense. surge sprinted to the side when he was doing the phase 3 split up and he just intercepted my line from offscreen. nice try
>>543597063>schizo dogwell i did have some less likely to be targeted so agro was on me a lot less, was handy for reviving too
>>543596157t. 56% country amerigroid Glass houses and all that.
>>543597367It's not surprising that the thread is at its worst when it's alcoholic european hours and somehow tolerable during european sleeping hours.
>>543597605but I'm the most alcoholic poster in /erg/
>>543597786what?
That run sucked so much dick. I can't even be mad at wasting time on the invader ruins because the game decided "Hey let's give you nothing but staffs and bows and some colossals" in my fucking loot table.
oh my goddo
>>543597306>well i did have some less likely to be targetedThere's your problem. Having that on at all makes fights a hell of a lot harder because the boss will break targets mid combo.
i'm so bad
>>543597605>muh EvropeansKeeps projecting fat sub-human, you lot are notorious of BBC spam.
nice hitbox
>>543598356Yeah, running that on anything other than ED Libra is just griefing.
>win one game>+200>lose game>-500>lose game>-900>lose game>-450>You're now Depth 4 again
>>543598753must be nice
>>543598356maybe. but i also floorhugged like 2 or 3 times that was just a skill issue. I just got tilted when the phase started and i wasted 2 flasks and died anyway because of the random floor cracksthe phase 3 fire sprint hit me through 70% negation (full HP, fire negation, dormant affinity negation from boss/gaol) and 2 stacks of max HP incraesed on wylder. I think I'm just not built for depth 5 i need to stop playing this game until the DLC comes out.
>>543598950>Losing 3 games in a rowuuuuh xhister, your name please. For THE list???
>>543598950yup, same thing happened to me, I heard D5 was easy because randoms were good, and my first D5 game was indeed really smooth, but after that first match I encountered:>randoms fighting red crystallians at lvl 1>raider with katanas/claws and dagger duchess vs smelter demon>guardian and revenant as teammates in D5and I got sent back to D4. I don't play DoN with randoms anymore.
>>543600002There are some good revenant mains on /erg/ though they're kind of sissies
>>543598697Actually the Chinese and Indians have taken over that title from them now
>>543600103>has shifting earths integrated into it from the startwhat the FUCK does this FUCKING mean? There's no precedent for shiftings to be a post-launch thing so does this mean every run will be shifterino bambino!!! ?!?!!?? My hecking shifting earth ???
>>543600208That's some AI translation, it probably just means the current shifting earths will also be compatible with the new map
>>543588606You’re thinking of a very particular race buddy. Most of us do have standards, though widely varying obviously.>>543581321>>543581835Deserves you shouldn’t be using that garbage anyway.
>>543600201Indians I can believe, but Chinamen hate blacks, not sure why they would want to prop them up.
>>543600103this looks completely finished. when are they releasing it?
>>543600103I'd say fake and gay but after the gaydahn SotE leaks I don't outright dismiss anything as fake anymore
>>543583279That’s a hot pfp though. If I didn’t know any better I would immediately mate up with and mating press her for that alone.>>543584843Good post.
I can't take Zionstorm's voice seriously.
>>543600618hey guys whats up everybody im here bringing you today an article from gameinformer im just reading word for word and padding out to 10 minutes make sure to hit the subscribe button for more content like this i love water without any ice and plain cheerios
>>543583279Probably thought you were strong and cute. You should date her before this anon does >>543600520
>>543600774Alright what's going on guys voicechungus here
>>543600618Is that the guy who fakes a deep voice to sound le epic?If so then me too.
>>543584645hotsource for your video ?
>>543597827go away you faggot drunkard>>543599536see you next year
i can't sleep because i'm cringing about how i threw that ED libra run earlier
>>543600943Yeah but I'm not sure it's fake it just sounds like it, might be a condition causing it like that corpse husband faggot who was actually 5 foot 3 in real life. In general the bigger you are and the more test you have the deeper your voice, but zio is just looks built like an average dude from what I saw once. >>543601006Also interestign in what it's from, this is the desire of all chiamen based o
>>543600372Never heard of ricecels? Basically done out of spite because a lot of them hate whitey too and seeing azns with whitey
>>543601006>>543584645Also going to need a source also just noticed 'nigger' in the bottom right counter kek
>>543601503the source is that i look like that
>>543601337Maybe fake isn't the right word, it's more like 'forced'. He tries too hard and it comes across as cringe.
>>543601487Yeah, but the logical thing to do would be to post Azn men with white women, I've seen them do it. I remember around the time of the RE4 demake and people were spamming that Dutch weeb chic who was the face for demake Ashley, and the fact she for some reason, preferred azn men (mental illness)
im glad that wasnt hotdogs
gg dog
why is yys trending on xitter
It's a game franchise nigga
>>543602046they havent posted here in months get a hobby fat lard
even doe theres thousands of us elden ring is dying and yys likes bbk (big black kino)
This fat guy definitely touches kids
fists are op the entire game up to the night lord i literally cant him them it's just impossible
>>543602602>gladius>get pushed out by invisible bubblebox>HORS>your character aims for the torso when you're locked on, whiff>adel>have to literally be humping his leg which will just get you oneshot
Geegees Caligo.
>>543602781It's nice that the game remembered I'm a fucking revenant and not a recluse or ironeye, so I got actually functional seals.
>>543602602it's so stupid that dog can leap at your face, you roll into it and attack, and then it just doesn't hit
>>543602602The secret is using them on Wylder with bleed hookshot that way you have synergy with star fists and spiked caestus and can make up for their shit range by being able to stay on top of the enemy. I know it's no secret that dormant fists are great, but I only see them mentioned in the context of using them on Raider to try and make him work in Depths, when using them on Wylder would be insanely good and better in every way.
>>543603185
>>543603641I can't fit them on my relics. Plus half the fun of Wylder is using a completely different weapon every run unless you get a red Death's Poker.
>>543604030D-do you look like that?
Am I retarded or does duchess have no chalices with a "place any relic here" slot?
