moonkin continue to run this general edition>News03/10/2025: Bronzebeard Classic+ (BBC+) by Project Ascension has released.02/10/2025: Tauri WoD is out09/09/2025: Kaytoted BTFO'd by C&D, Ascension took over Epoch.30/08/2025 : Blizzard is taking legal action against Turtle: https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.cacd.985127/gov.uscourts.cacd.985127.1.0.pdf>Released ServersAscension - https://ascension.gg/en (BBC+, Classless, Reborn Classic+, Custom Classes/CoA, Epoch)Chromiecraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en/ (PVE, progressive)Netherwing - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC Progressive)Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (WoD on Legion client, Legion content coming soon)Turtle WoW - https://turtle-wow.org (Vanilla+)Warmane - https://www.warmane.com/ (TBC, WOTLK, MoP)>GuildsTo join a guild, type /who g-"Guild Name" to see who's online, and whisper anyone for an invite.<gulag> - Tauri, Evermoon realm, Alliance<Evil> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire, crossfaction<Branded> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire, ERP guild >>>/trash/heals<Sisters of the Sunwell> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire, High Elf females only>TurtleAll Turtle addons (copy & paste github links on the launcher) - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/AddonsMisc - https://database.turtle-wow.org | https://talents.turtle-wow.org | https://twow.link/classchanges | https://turtle-timer.vercel.app>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creationshttps://pastebin.com/4Awe3bxX>Previous Thread>>543458979
NEW WORLD OF WARCRAFT PSERVER-Murlocs replaced with Chad Muska-Instead of mounts you're riding skateboards, bmx and shopping carts since lv1-Instead of grinding boar livers you will be pulling off skate combos-Spells are replaced with skate tricks(Instead of mortal strike, warriors do a 360 christ air, mages now summon massive halfpipes instead of portals)-You can grind on every single part of the map-Skate combos will earn you as much xp as a couple of fetch quests-Every racial capital is replaced with a gigantic skateparkRAID CHANGES:-Blackwing Skatepark2nd boss replaced with corrupted Tony Hawk, performs a 900 of doom that makes a random guy blow up after a delay-Molten Mega RampRagnarosk8 the LitThe players gets knocked back into lava unless they time an ollie to avoid it.-Zul-JackassBam the Blood God.Summons rails that players have to grind or die.Randomly incapacitates players for the jackass stunt.-The Onysk8 LairShe cannot skate, has been manipulating Anduin into banning skating. The boss fight remains the same.-AQ20 is now The Halfpipe of Madness, AQ40 is now The Temple of Sick CombosC'thun has been replaced with C'thollie, who skates on each of his tentacles. Players pulling off the same tricks will all be shot with an eyebeam-NaxxrampsThe final boss is now Kel'ThrasherTHE SERVER WILL BE SHADOWDROPPED AN HOUR BEFORE TURTLEWOW SHUTS DOWN
>>543671736didnt ask
>>543671736i asked and will be playing on it
>>543671736I asked and I care
>>543671690again?come on man get some new material
>>543672285Aecheur (Arthur Couton) is the OP.
>WOTLK+>crossfaction pvp realm(you can kill the tauren in your guild on sight if you see him in the wild)>1x>RDF removed/changed to only compile groups(gear tokens are now drops you roll on)>heroic and ascended dungeons and raids like stormforge frostmourne>hardcore, 50% xp, no rested xp, ironman(no trading even at 60, can do all professions) challenges>add profession expansions like turtle/epoop>new quests and zones and instances like turtle>new mounts mogs and cheevos(cata and beyond backports and such)>High Elves and Worgen and Vrykul for alliance>Goblins and Ogres and Pandas for horde>give Night Elf druids Dryad option in character creation>lock Undead priests to only shadow(maybe replace disc and holy with shadow prot/ret equivalents with mail talent at 10 and plate talent at 40)>add flying to Eastern Kingdoms and Kalimdor
fuck autists, fuck spergs, fuck schizos, fuck spics
the fun thing about being doxxed by a schizo is there are no longer any consequences for my actions and I can go beast mode on this general
>>543672830aecheur...
>>543671690>gulag is firstbased birdbrain bake
>>543672830Sending your mother an email.
>>543673345go ahead, if my mother tries to talk to me I'll go BEAST MODE on her then I'll track you down through the email and go BEAST MODE on youi got nothing to lose
how about using a new image for the thread pic? im fucking tired of seeing the same 2 images by bakers who cant bother to google wow images.
>>543673580how about I go BEAST MODE on you and use moonfire to burn your eyes out so you never see anything again?
>>543672485yes and?
i'm so scared... i don't want aecheur to go beast mode on me... silkfang never should've doxxed him now he's gonna beast on all of us...
>>543672830>>543673471>>543673670>>543673852stfu silkfaggotyou are the only faggot who constantly thinks 24/7 about his gay french lover
Fuck how are we going to stop this guy going Beast?
fuck... now he can just go beastmode...were so fucked..
>>543672536feet...
gadoosh wake up
>redditspacingyep it's him
i dont understand his beast meme
THEY TURNED WODIN THE TROLL-SERVANT INTO A GIRLHE TROONED OUT
this nigga...
nice server
>>543675002Whups, my bad! I shut down the server just too fix this for you.
OH NONONONONO DON'T REVERT ME BACK TO LVL 99 FUUUUCK
>Best scripted server
>>543675739>scriptednice joke, Higi
>>543675542based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5u7oZPdYlaUIM GOING BEAST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im8Yv9WnJO0BOSS NIGGER!
I'm dogging on
>>543676557nonny...
>it's up
What's the addon that decides for me which piece of gear is better for my spec and shit?Wiki page in OP gives me DankScore but it's barebone
>>543676942pawn
>>543676557[sound of a zipper being pulled down]it's DOGGY time!
>>543677112That's the one I use on retail but is it good for turtle and its custom talents and builds?
>>543675542kek it really is fixed now
>>543677251idk turtle is gay
>>543677313HiGOD!
>Lord Matthas has confirmed that Tauri is running on spaghetti code
>>543677324i'm glad i didn't listen to this place about it thoughbeit
I got a pretty flower
>>543678860HNNNNGGGG
>>543678860rape
okay i'm done playing on tauri for today
>crashed while I'm in a bgNIGGERFAGGOTTRANNYKIKE>>543678953same
They should've just made the horde evil after Cata
>>543678953He's DOGGING OFF
>>543679824it still is, what do you mean shouldve?
>cured rugged hide went from 23g to 16g on amberguess i'll start hoarding the ones i craft until Naxx releases in a year
>>543681434Supply and demand.
>>543681819KWAB
>>543681819KEEEEEEEK
>login>buy random crap from the AH>craft it into goodies>+50g>logout
maybe the real epoch was the transmog we got along the way
>>543681819what server i gotta change my password how did he even get hacked by some austrian nigger?
>>543682229epoch transmog looked so much cooler than anything blizzard made or anything on troondle wow.
>>543682251he tried to sell his account for double what an established website would sell it for and thought he had a buyer and was just scammed
damn they are straight up selling babydoll neglige's now?
>>543682928What's the problem? If it was up to me I'd even have some skimpy tribalwear with areola showing on the store. Easy money.
>>543682928this is why they got sued.
Well well wellIs that THE double chin Darlantan I see in the Tauri discord?Wonder if he'll start streaming it, and if I'll catch him with pvp on.
damn this shit is just sad. wow is officially dead
How do I level lockpicking Im hardcore btw hehe
guys is this true?
Tauri.You join <gulag>.Now.
>>543686124this is AI
The Spic Reaper
The lack of muscular futas in Nordanaar is crippling...
>>543686339>gnome pedocringe
>IT FUCKING CRASHED
>>543686514ugh anon, theres a no-shoes behind you..
>tauri crashing nonstopcant believe i waited years for this garbage>turtle wow downloads a malware into my pcits joever.>falsepositvei'm not trusting shenna
Hit 40 on warrior and can choose between a slow or fast one handed weapon for fury from a quest.I used a fast one the last 10 levels and it was kinda nice, since I basically always had Flurry up, but I always hear people saying to pick slow weapons for higher top damage, which affects skills, so I'm not really sure. Maybe I'm just rogue brained and want as much attack speed as possible.
>>543687003>>tauri crashing nonstop>cant believe i waited years for this garbageretard
>>543688393he's right doe, it crashed 5 times in 4 hours :^)
>>543688779and the jannies told you its gonna be crashing a lot in the next week since its in a debug month, read the fucking announcements, thirdie
>>543686440You're a genius.
Guys, please stop spreading doom and unfounded theories. The team is exploring various solutions to address the current issues.The 1.18.1 Patch development is on-going as planned and Turtle 2.0 development is hitting new milestones. Basically, nothing has changed.If hypothetically some servers disconnect tomorrow for technical reasons, we can use one of our multiple backups stored across multiple countries. We will be back online within a few hours. We have always been prepared for a scenario of total server failure, as this is a common practice in case of major technical issues.You saw what happened during the hacking attack last year, did we survive? Yes, because our passionate modding team didn't give up and because we have failsafes in place.
>>543689587>because our passionate modding teamThe only thing passionate about that team is their passion for money.
>>543689121I will never use trooncord
>>543689840good, that means I can lie to you about announcements that were never made and you have no choice but to believe me, dumb bitch
>>543686339I want to join gulag, what classes does gulag need?
>>543689876https://youtu.be/ULeDlxa3gyc
>>543690108:^)
>>543686514cute
Hello Looney Troon
>>543690535I bet 20 hours
>>5436905352 weeks
>>543689840how do you expect to raid then, autistic faggot
>>543690221mage :^)
>>543690221Any tank or healer :)
>>543690986Cool, I guess I'll decide between night elf or worgen. hopefully will be playing with you soon!
>>543690845gee I wonder
>>543691280not inviting any w*rgens
>>543691280Only one Worgen is allowed to be in the guild at any time and right now that spot is taken. Female Night Elf or futa Draenei are welcome.
>>543691413>>543691702weird rule but that's fine i'll just go panda.
>>543690845DBM and raid warning is enough for everything except mythic
>>543690845you don't need trooncord to raid heroic and lower.
>>543691702How many worgen sleeves can come?
>>543692094Three. He can't handle more than three at once. We've tried four or five but it didn't work.>>543691829Sure, though remember the female Pandaren slot is also reserved by Pearl so you'll have to roll male.
>>543692385>female Pandaren slot is also reserved by Pearlhe's playing? thats awesome, male panda I don't really like their casting animations I like their melee. this makes things diffcult so female panda taken, both male and female worgen slot taken.is that it or reserved races? i don't want to say something else only to find out you guys have another weird rule by surprise.
>>543691829nvm, better go with a worgen, you furfag freak, at least you wont be fat
>>543692565There's a few other rules but none I would classify weird. Female Gnomes and Dwarves have to make a weekly donation of 100g to the guild bank, Druids aren't allowed to be boomies, or if they are, you have to keep it a secret as that's Birdbrained's whole shtick and he doesn't want anyone stepping on his toes and then all female Hunters have to use a Warg pet and post a picture on the thread of them posing with it or face repercussions. I'm just fucking around btw there's no rules and no slots lol do what you want
>>543692565autistic fuck
normal people guild btw
senor supremo guild
>>543692858Yea, I figured I thought it was pretty funny.>>543693152I guess? Not liking casting animations might seem a bit weird to other people, but I just don't like how some animations look anon. For melee, I think blizzard did a good job for pandaren because back then they mo-caped some Asians martial arts masters, before they reworked all animations to be more streamlined in maybe wod or something.>>543692697Hey, move speed ability and double food buff are good racials. also if most the jajajas on the server think like you people wont bother me for erp.
seething continues
>>543693798>they mo-caped some Asians martial arts mastersFeels like they maybe looked at Panda animations as Monk class animations and then the other classes were an afterthought.
4cucks, our response?
>>543694813>The chatmod is a soijak dot party userOH NONONONONO
Shenna should shut down Turtle and reopen as a TBC+ server. Forget UE5, forget any other custom shit. It's not that good anyway, Grim Reaches and Balor both sucked ass and Northwind is fucking Alliance only (lmao)
>>543695314Cry hordie
>>543694553Yea, that's probably not too far from the truth. Samwise probably only really cared about doing the monks right, and the melee animations for rogue and warrior were just an offshoot.They're also just sometimes inconsistent with the animations, like only female be and male worgen having stealth stands that are unique and change posture.
>>543679824They should have been evil from the very beginning, metzen's noble savage bullshit is the worst aspect of the setting.
>/wpsg/ isn't a tranny threa-
>>543696650Elafi is too por to afford fashion coupons please understand
>>543669406Literally worse retail.Not even "Worse SoD" but "Worse Straight Up Retail Where you stay in pre-TBC areas" type shit.
Good races:>dwarves>gnomes>tauren>pandarenEvil races:>orcs>undead>trolls>goblins>humans>night elves>blood elves>worgen
>Please SAAAR!!! Play MoPOOP!>Please SAAAAR!!!! Play WoDiarrhea >pLEASE JOIN ME IN MY LITERAL SHITSKIN RETOILET--!!!Iconic.
>>543696650nobody says this
>>543697076there's a reason why everyone loved garrosh and pisses on green jesus and his mary sue hijinks. Having one good faction and one evil faction is infinitely more interesting than le shades of gray navel gazing wankery. And people play horde because they WANT to be a burning and pillaging bloodthirsty monster not a simpering green tree hugging faggot.
>>543697091but we dont want you THO..?
>>543697091>MoPOOP>WoDiarrheaKEK
Post while you listen to while levelinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMl91Pw1Dao
>>543699797https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34CZjsEI1yU
>>543696650>see a woman>thinks of dick
>>543696650That's not even hot. It's clownish.
>>543696650Elafi is a woman and gets SEX from Evil
>>543701227open toe footwear is hoti wanna lick her feet
>tauri transmogs>making the character look cool with a unique look>turtle transmogs>making the character look like the same barely dressed whore as everyone else in stormwind
>>543701454Footfags see this and go hogwild
is it really elafis fault if her bis looks goofy?
>>543701710Yes because he troonmogged
>>543701825She*
>Survival Skill is getting its long‑overdue overhaul in the next patch!>https://x.com/turtlewowteam/status/1981073222809403634
>>543699797>tekken dogshitKill yourself Silkfang
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What will happen to this general when Blizzard kills all private servers?
>>543706994Troons will rope and chuds will cope
>>543706994you cant kill all private servers most of them you cant do anything about because theyre in russia
>>543706994hopefully all the people who post here are killed aswell.
>>543701825>troonmoggedkek
>>543708059don't worry, they will bewonder why the server is still up even though they're obviously capitulating to blizzard? so they have more user information to hand over to blizzard to try to save their own sorry hides. they can get more out of (You)r isp than they will out of shenna's crypto wallet.
>no draeneino play
>>543710195BBC only
>>543709335>shenna and all turtle players will be chained under blizzard HQ pushing giant wheels untill microsoft deems the debt repaid
>>543709335>THEY WILL SUE THE ISPgood luck to blizzard arguing this in courtnot even the music mafia or nintendo do this because its retarded
<gulag> won
>>543710679Silkfart lost
>>543710743true
>>543710456>BBC>Big Blue Cock>has draeneiChecks out
Where were you when Turtle turned farming from a boring activity to a social activity where you can chill with your bros in 60 dungeons or lower raids to do your weeklies? I suspect the economy will deflate a lot over the next weeks, a friend of mine got 2x Flask of Distilled Wisdom out of his weekly. Good thing Turtle is smart unlike Epoch and the weeklies give items that will always be valuable whereas Epoch gave a flat gold amount.
>>543711247but epoch didnt have weeklies?
>>543711247You are the only anon still playing on nord.
>>543710195looks like a horse in panties
>>543711592Yes, my bad, they had dailies in Silithus you could earn gold from killing mobs or by fishing but recently they removed the gold reward because someone abused it somehow.>>543711731It is what it is, I still like Kara40 a lot and want to keep playing my two characters. Not much of an incentive for me to switch.
>>543711247They added weeklies?
>>543711731Because he has friends on Nord.
>>543712656Uh, I wouldn't call anyone there my "friend". Sorry if I mistakenly gave you the impression our relationship is closer than it is.
>>543713456I have zero relationship with you. Just assumed you had friends. My bad.
>>543713625Listen dude, we can still be acquaintances and maybe friends some day, you don't have to try to cut all contact because I hurt your pride or something. It's fine, it's really my fault for being so friendly.
>>543714025Oh, you’re trolling. That’s funny I guess.
>ping status: 2000ms>bg status: we won>horde status: seething<gulag> won
>>543714197None of those posts were mine, seems like the residental thread schizo is online so I will just leave the thread after this post so he can't pretend play, wanted to let other Anons who could still be playing on Nordanaar know about the new weekly boxes because the patchnotes nor the database says what exactly they contain now. Hope you too enjoy Nordanaar or whatever server/realm you play on!
>>543714592I said I know you're trolling, you're not gonna reel me back in by just claiming the other posts were by someone else. What an obvious lie.
>>543714592Yeah, I get it. It’s some weird troll thing.Have a good one on Nord!
>>543714592Do you know if these boxes are on tauri or ambershire?
>>543715085is this a fucking bot? why the fuck would they be on tauri?
meds
>>543711731Wait, ambercucks dont get these boxes?lololololol humiliation ritual
>>543711731Wait, Tauricucks dont get these boxes?lololololol humiliation ritual
When the fuck is Tauri gonna fix Master of Subtlety
epoop losttroontle losttauri lostwow lostwpsg lostdead gamedead generaldead lifedead deathgw1 won
where do i collect my gibsmedat box on nord?
>>543710195>the pawprint backpack
>>543711731I still play on nerdanaar
>>543724956I HATE YOU AND HOPE YOU DIE
what the fuck was his problem?
>>543726417tyrande, mostly
holy shit eye of the storm is such a bad bg.it's insane how bad all of the bgs are in fact.
>>543729693they truly are, huhwe simply didnt know better back in the dayremember how fucking hyped and "immersed" i felt as a kid when doing my first alterac, feeling like a warcraft 3 character, but now i absolutely dread iti think the only one i dont completely hate is arathi nowadays. gilneas is alright too, i guess
>>543730216It's like they did 0 playtesting, the eots map is at least 3x larger than it should be for a 15v15 game. the layout is so gigantic and the routes to traverse the map are so constrained that 98% of games result in everyone wandering randomly because they don't know where to go. Then the winner is decided by whoever happened to randomly cap more bases before everyone resorts to deathballing in circles around the map out of confusion or boredom.It's such a blackpill that pvp combat itself is generally well designed but the maps and game modes you pvp in are so miserably fucking bad. And there will probably never be another game with similar gameplay that can live up to the potential.
>>543726417He was created as a foil for one of Metzen's pets so he started out as abrasive and pragmatic but was quickly transformed in to a comically evil monster
For me, it's temple of kotmogu.
Naked dwarf girls.
>>543733360i dont know about that one brother
>>543734203This is a dwarf girl thread.
>>543734450proof?
>>543735342One taste and you'll know.
>>543710195meat for worgens
Real fucking shame epoch became abandonware in Ascension's hands. I don't care for their retail-like slop and Turtle might share Gaytotes' fate any moment now (while also running on a subpar client). They will milk every last penny out of that server and when donations from delusional fanboys stop outweighing the server upkeep costs they will simply pull the plug.
>>543739901this is a pretty good pop number still, vanilla realms were hard capped at 1k and turtle trannies have just gotten accustomed to botted inflated player counts
New to private servers, tried to create an account on ascension and it is really slow. Is this normal at the moment?
>>543739901We always wanted 100 players, troondle shill
wtf hordies?
>>543744767problem felonahole?
>NPC has schizoid episode>starts quoting other NPC's quote from halls of reflection
>>543739901> pvp
>>543745331>fuck the fruit vendor gon do?
>>543746348he already did "it"and you don't even know it yet
>>543739901wow that's almost as dead as chromiecraft!
>>543751342>dead as chromiecraftp-People will come back for WotLK *coughs blood*
>>543751527chromie fresh with level barriers and pvping was the best, shame they raised the levels so slowly it ended up dying
>>543740528i agree
>>543739901Considering vanilla servers were capped at 500 that is still almost half full. Poochie weekend coming soon!
>>543739901this is the perfect player number though.
>>543739901Epoch is officially a /cozy/ server. You wouldn't get it, troondle fag.
>>543739901comfy pop desu
>"uhmmm ackchually server cap back then was 1k!">"no it was 500!"holy fucking cope
>>543758118/cozy/
Still better than whatever retail slop those 10 evil trannies play
>>543739901Too much players. That's still more than six times from Kucktotes vision.
It's gonna be so funny when Troondle gets taken out by Blizz and all you retards will have to roll on pochie from lv1 while we're already at 60 lol
>>543759332Bold of you to assume that I don't already have a level 60 on Pochie
A pop of 100 to 200 is fine.The main problem with Epoch is that it's been almost completely abandoned. They're no longer really developing it. Raids aren't coming out anytime soon if ever.
Redpill me on guilds that recruit off global chan? What am I to expect?
>100 to 200 is fineYou're here.>50 to 80 is perfectly playable>30 to 40 is peak comfy>y-you don't need more than 20 to 25 to raid>[acceptance (4 months late)] "it's over"
>>543759712Some are good and some are bad.If I had to guess <Good Company> is likely an alright guild. Leveling guilds like that can be a good way to get groups and make friends. When you get to the point that you want to raid, typically those guilds pug together. So you can get into a pug through them and raid together.
>turtle runs flawlessly with literally 100x their population >epoop tech illiterate browns are still crying "muh client"
>>543759960All those numbers are fine. You can have fun on a server with 20 players total. Crusader-storm was a good time for the few of us anons who played.Again what makes Epoch dead is the lack of development. Those custom raids aren’t ever coming out. All their deadlines have been missed. It’s dead now. Even if it had 1000 players it’d be dead. This is the same thing that happened to V+. Dev team quit and the server died.
>>543759960He doesn't speak for everyone, retard. Current pop is pretty bad, though also surprising considering how abandoned it's been. Around 2K would be acceptable, around 5K with people leveling would be perfect.
>>543760283>c-crusader storm was le fun *coughs blood*I raider more and longer than any of you, faggots. Give me back my primals, you fuckface!Either way, CS was dead since the start but legit comfy, Epoch was clearly a failure powered by vibe coding since their botched release and anyone sane skipped it.>>543760332>also surprisingPeople being dumber each passing year isn't surprising at all.
>>543760332Perfect pop is 500 players, no chinks no jajas no pajeets no trannies no homos.If there were a server with 200 players but everyone was a white heterosexual male I would never play anything else.
>>543760124Turtle's client is still terrible compared to Wrath's even with the mods Turtle's launcher provides, and you also need addons for basic stuff like comparing gear or character stats, stop being delusional.
It's only a matter of time for bbc+ to die if epoch couldn't tame the beast that is Shenna
181 is great, we're like a cozy family
>>543760569CS only died because the owner was a tard and didn’t realize he had a comfy server and thought you needed 1k chinks to have a “good” server. It was essentially /wpsg/‘s private server.
>>543760687Chromiecraft?
>>543760720bbc started dying like 3 days after launch lmao
>>543760839>CS only died because the owner was a tardCorrect. But he also did 0 advertisement. Like >>543760687 said you need a minimum of dedicated players for a server, CS couldn't fill a 25 man raid.>It was essentially /wpsg/‘s private server./wpsg/ was carried by Labbis and he died in his sleep.
>>543760839it also had jeet tier bugs that made entire classes unplayable and cities inaccessible
>>543760984Best Chromie epoch, during lvl 60 raids, has around 800 player peaks so probably 1200 to 1500 dedicated concurrent players. Probably more on totals since they had a lot of turbo-casual dads that did dungeons here and there, used the AH and keep the low lever zones alive.
>>543760720>no queues>general is now slower than wpsg>3 days for 500 replies>it had 1 thread a day on launch, when epoch had 3 threads a day on launchbasically, nobody fucking cares
>>543760720it is horrible, nobody will stick around and its not fixable, they either remove all their gimmicks and got nothing left or they compete with retail, where they lose.
>>543761347>8 ppm>last wpsg thread was 16 ppmfresh sisters??
>>543760124What is this a UI for ants? Use default or go home retard.
Did Tauri give mounts as a gift on Christmas or the server anniversary? Or i will ride default mount for eternity?
how is turtle not cooked if akalix discovery goes through? how are they not going to find the entire team?
>>543763417Because America does not control the world, you ebonics spewing subhuman.
>>543762491get one of the easy mountssince it's hallow's end, get the broom
>>543764078>Because America does not control the worldthey do have agreements with most of europe and it's a crime in all EU countries
>>543763417akalix aint no bitch ass snitch nigga
>>543763417shenna will use all her dollars from selling worlo warcraft private servers and move to russia and say turtle wow is a product of russia so it must be protected and putin will say yas kween slay and everything will be ok
>>543764471>move to russianewfag alert
I don't know why you're all so obsessed with Shenna, but either way the owner of Turtle WoW is Torta, not "Shenna".
>>543764190If they have any sense at all, all their comms are anonymized and conducted on servers located in a country that won't let America shit in its mouth and thank it for the opportunity.
Just saw a ret pally with Sulfuras on Ambie.Fresh when?
>>543765260SILKFANG!!!!!
>>543764968i know the RUMOR is she lives in russia but if it wasnt a RUMOR blizzard would KNOW WHERE SHE LIVES
>>543765598Why do you think the jews are so powerful they can locate anyone on the planet?
>>543766064yes i do think that
Do I need elemental precision at 60?
>>543766823puke
>>543765048>all their comms are anonymized and conducted on servers located in a country that won't let America shit in its mouth and thank it for the opportunity.what a copehttps://github.com/brian8544/turtle-wow/tree/main/Screenshots
>>543765260>>543765293kill yourself you insufferable shitstain
>>543739901vanilla servers were capped at 100 players so this is a massive population actually
>>543739901>PVP serverand nobody cared
i hate breadcrumb quest. just let me quest where i want.
Epoch status?ETA on MoltenCore?
>>543771245Epoch is on life support.
>>543771245Abandoned by Ascension, but living rent free in your head.
>>543770705Only the SW Callboard works on Tauri.
>>543771418Did they even open the raid yet?
>>543771245lollmao
>>543767453source: just trust me bro
>>543765260why wouldnt a ret paladin have a ret paladin weapon
>>543766064They can though, unless shenna has been for her entire life using a VPN to connect to discord, they can her IP address and work directly with the ISP to find its psychical location. Discord will 100% give up all logs if asked as will any other company if lawfully ordered. How good is tortas opsec?
>>543765293>>543767706that's not silkfang retards.
>>543772881>leaked by the person who hacked the server>the hack was confirmed by turtle wow>they never disputed the legitimacy of the screenshots
>>543773140idcanyone who impersonates, uses the same avatar pictures as him and worships him can go die of testicular torsion
>>543773646that person wasn't even impersonating silkfang it's probably just alyn, who was posting gbc images long before silkfang even showed up.
>>543671690Furious Gladiator's Skirmish Staff or Staff of Endless Winter for shadow priest? wotlk
>>543774162True.https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/540275417#540278702
>check /wpsg/>see the same 5 trannies arguing about whether the buggy tbc server or the buggy cataclysm server is better>see the same wideNegroposters samefagging about their e-celeb drama>realize every private server either dies in a month, gets a C&D, or is run by serbians>realize you're spending your one and only life grinding on a bootleg mobile game that exists to be a containment thread for other mentally ill peopleguess it's nice to have a job you're so obsessed of
>tbc>cataclysm>every private server is DEADwhat are you talking about?
>>543776108oh noanyway
That's it. I'm going to make a male character and I'm going to fuck every single player on /wpsg/ who plays a female character!
>>543776559been there done that, homo
>>543776559Ok. Nobody cares though.
>>543776559even pandas?
>>543776559even goblins and gnomes?
>>543776559It's ok guys he can't fuck us unless we concent
>>543777078onaholes are meant to be used
>>543776856You'll be first.>>543776932You second.>>543776978I'll make them moan out their mantras across their holy shrines like bitches in heat.>>543777078There is a reason why they're all portable and onahole sized.>>543777174You've already given your consent, you just don't know it yet.
>>543776559>>543777412>High elfyou're the one getting fucked buddy
My mage is lvl 32 and it feels SO SLOOOOOW let me just be 60 already.....
>>543777905>32that's exactly where I stopped my mage on Turtle
>>543777412you'll have to consult with the homo clique
>>543777905you just me aoe farm like me, I have a paladin main to help me though.
>>543777412Sorry Elaynna, High Elf males are not attractive.
>>543777412I don’t play females and if you are Elaynna then I already typefucked you several times.
Tell me if it's really Elaynna, I'm a gay switch and I'd love to take him for a spin.
>>543778752I abandoned my quests in grim reaches and I'm going back to aoe farming.>>543778809I do too, but it started to feel slow after gnolls so I thought(foolishly) that I'd start questing
>>543778830Speak for yourself
Does Turtle have any Halloween content I should be doing?
>>543777590You can ride me with that nice ass of yours all you want, babe.>>543778789Do I need to make an appointment?>>543778830I see you're being feisty.>>543778910Then we can crack open a cold one and just be bros while fishing.
>>543779828HAHAHAH EWW
>>543776108>check /wpsg/>see jaded meta posting fag at it again>realize getting old must suck>realize projecting my insecurites in a cynical manner won't gather me any sympathiesguess it's nice to be so obsessed with a general of game you can't enjoy anymore
Sweaty plapsex with Elaynna's male high elf...
>>543779579name?
>>543779579>Then we can crack open a cold one and just be bros while fishing.Sure.
That's it. I'm going to make a female character and I'm going to fuck every single player on /wpsg/ who plays a female character!
Why would elves make a scythe (of Elune) when they aren’t really farmers? Even though the shape of the Fang of Goldrinn looks like it’s a curved blade, a regular sword, a polearm (staff of elune), or a traditional glaive might make more sense.
>>543780827Don't know yet.>>543780862Noice.>>543780967Poor Anon. /wpsg/ is too gay to care about actual females in their video games...
Why don't anyone make a futa nelfie to fuck every single hole of mine...
>anon complains about trannies running the thread>a male anon spawns>still complains...
Dwarf girls :3
>>543779828Worgen players are such clowns i cant take them serious.
worg bros not like this...
They just announced some new stuff for 1.18.1.>NEW RACE & CLASS COMBINATION — TAUREN PRIEST> NEW RACE & CLASS COMBINATION — DWARF WARLOCK
>>543787779oh loli just... dont care...
>>543787779i care
>>543779828bet i can still taste pearl off of it
>>543787779I care. Thanks for posting. It looks cool.
>>543787779
holy cow will be real soon...
>>543789361fucking retarded
>>543787779>>543789361COOL
>>543789361now give them paladins cowards
>>543787779Tauren Rogues should be next. >inb4 some city slicker claims cows are loud and can’t be stealthy
It's another>newfag revision about the history of private servers and blizzard is totally shutting down turtle wowthread on /v/
>>543790493city slicker so dumb, he liable to let the sun sneak up on him!
>>543790745would they really lawsuit turtle wow if they weren't confident they couldn't get it shut down?
>>543790745turtle's message on their homepage and discord sure don't make it feel like they think they'll be sticking around
>>543791054yeah, because even if shenna gets away and keeps hosting they still get a new sex slave out of akalix
>>543791054you think it really costs blizzard much to lawsuit anyone? i couldn't tell ya what their ultimate goal is though unless theyre trying to make a point>>543791417they've been actively developing/bugfixing and had a big celebration for their 7th annil but yes i believe there is a non-zero chance that the rug COULD be pulled at any time, sure
SAAAAAAAAARS
>>543787779But when goblin/gnome priest
>>543791603I'm sure they had the anniversary planned well in advance and it's not like they're going to layoff their devs unless they know they're fucked. nothing will stop until blizz forces them to or they no longer make money
inb4 shenna is trying to sell twow to blizzard because she believes twow is fucked and doesn't actually expect a license
>>543791474They don't give a shit about akalix, although he's getting fucked all the same.>>543791603It's not about the money, although it is becasue ultimately it does cost money, it's about blizzard if they win or rather when they win and can prove turtle wow is a criminal org, can then move to have payment processors cutoff support to turtle wow. even if they cant drag shenna out of moscow, twow is a business at the end of the day and unless shenna has a massive CN userbase that pay losing visa and mastercard could really fuck the server by itself.
>>543792576i agree.
>>543793627>unless shenna has a massive CN userbasethey still have a lot of chinks, but a lot of them went to netease's official chinese classic+
Pochie status? I see the general thread finally died.
>>543779828
what is he thinking about
> aircraft carrier> no aviation
>>543710195Tell me where I can play with this RIGHT NOW. I'll pay for that shit if I have to.
>>543796280It's AI shit.
>>543795863>zug zug>thinking
>>543795465last /who for pochie i saw had 181 online
This is such a sad thread, I reject checking it after months of not posting or playing.One of the only 3 Anons that got Bane of the Nathrezim title on Nord, figure out which one I am kek.
>>543799563wasted time on tranny server award
>>543799563It was way worse a week or two ago, if anything that period made a lot of good anons leave /wpsg/.
>>543800663but no one left gulag?
>>543800954Silkfang did
>>543801097who?
How do you even get to the Stormwind Vault dungeon as Horde? What if you want to spam it?
>>543802713There's a side enterance at Mirror Lake in Elwynn Forest, which teleports you to the beginning of the dungeon.
>>543802908Cool thanks
>>543803701
>>543805508spooky
describe a pearlgasm
>>543806860*POP!*
>>543795465Dev team fucked off, ascension has no intention on holding the bag, it's literally dead.
>>543808182QRD?
>>543787779>fucking tauren priest>no nelf mage
>0 good vanilla+ servers with sensible changes that don't feel like a funserver or retail copycat >0 TBC servers>0 TBC+ servers>0 Wotlk+ servers>Every xpac after that just panders to ADHD ridden gen z wiggers Grim, truly fucking grim. I mean I knew the private WoW scene was kinda dogshit for years which is why I stopped playing in the first place but my recently rekindled WoW passion reminded me how stagnant private scene has gotten.
>>543815210Funserver speakers have no rights on this matter
>>543815210>>543815559yeah nigger shits bad. like real bad.STAGNANT. ok go to bed.
Turtle is great and you're a bum.
>>543816795didnt you get kicked from the guilds there too, lmao
>>543816795You might be the most insufferable trannie on all of /vg/.
Stop shilling zoomer WoW. Please?
>>543815210Custom Wotlk is the best option, fuck 'nillers, they only play 1.12 (basically retail) either way.
I've not played a private server in a long time any good ones right now?
>>543818931tauri!
>>543799563
>>543818931Tauri horde side
>>5438189311 pay2win vanilla++++++ server with mythic+, sharding and some retarded high number of raiding difficulties like 6 or 7 loved by retoilet/sod tourists who hate vanilla's snail pace. Also runs at 700+ ms during peaks and I live 5 ms away from where the servers are hosted. 1 established vanilla+ server that wasted all its time, money and development on an unreal engine port that looks worse than fanmade WoW trailers from 15 years ago.Also at the risk of dying due to ongoing lawsuit.0 TBC servers, Onyxia about to hit Wotlk.1 P2W Wotlk server that's been around for years because of paypigs with sunken cost fallacy.1 Wotlk+ server ran by Polish scammers including the duped gold seller Radeghost.0 Cata servers.MoP servers are dead because of Classic MoP1 buggy WoD server that's moving to even buggier Legion.I think that's about it.
>>543818931tauri, but you seem too autistic, so prolly stick to turtle
>>543818931Turtle is literally the only server worth playing. Every other server had 200 players and is blizzlike slop.
>>543818931azeroticaproject epochnostralrius
>Game Client: 7.3.5, Content Version: 6.2.4How does that even work? Why would you pick the xpac with the highest amount and the best quality of content since TBC & MoP as your client, and then choose the xpac with the weakest/most sparse content for actual progression?
>>543819723t-There's Chromie *coughs blood*
>>543820794there's going to be legion content, it's on wod for now while they fix bugs. it's basically a beta test.
>>543820794prepatch and heavy bugfixing before legion
>>543799563Are you the faggot that gossips, the faggot that's bad at erp, or the faggot that gossips and is bad at erp?
>>543760124why are you killing level 6 mobs @15 sis...
>>543821950That was my hardcore slow and steady exhaustion high elf rogue before Ambie came out.
hehehe... spic'd...
>>543820794retard
Thank God tauri crashed while the jajatank and the jajadps fucked up the bossI HATE THESE SPICS SO MUCH MAN, STOP RUNNING AROUND LIKE A SPASTIC FERAL NIGGER HOLY FVVVCK, I CAN'T HEAL SHIT IF YOU RUN OUTSIDE MY RANGE YOU NIGGERFAGGOTTRANNYKIKE
>>543824087nigger, go get your fucking healing addon
>>543824214already did, I'm configuring it saar
>>543824214>healing>addonFuck offPlay the game properly
>>543824214stop cheating fraud
>>543824717>15-20 clicks on portrait to actually target>the ui randomly deselects targetyeah, fuck the default ui
>>543825039cope, shitter
>>543825039i can't relate to either of theseyou know he said tauri right?
>>543825226>>543825295Wait a minute, this is the resident schizo!
>>543824717>>543824921gonna cry about it, gayboy?
>crashed inside the bgtauribros....
>>543825421yes, and?
>schizotroon samefagging continuesbin this rubbish cunt already, janny
>>543827403yes AND?
I'm making characters with special characters in their names to repeatedly crash tauri.<gulag> will pay for kicking me.
>yes AND?
>>543827779You are my special character!
I think back sometimes on the time I spend in FMC. Kind of low key would like to ask some of them how they're just to hear from them again, we don't even have to play together or anything. But I'll probably just bother them or they just ignore me. Is that weird?
>>543827982give a full list of names you want to know about and I will tell you
>>543827982A few of them are in <gulag>, the rest either roped or cope with the new ascension crap
>>543828656sent ;)
>>543828656No its fine. I'm just overthinking it I believe and I'm drunk right now. Just had that thought while lurking the thread.
>>543829687Oh, so I guess you don't actually care about me at all and are just pretending to get (You)s. Fuck you. Fuck off.
>>543827982I’ve been contacted a couple times by anons from the guild, and contacted a couple personally. I didn’t mind and they didn’t mind. So no it isn’t weird.I won’t post names in this thread or what people are doing because that’s a bit weird but if you contact them privately, you should be alright. A lot of anons are still in the discord and those who aren’t you can add them as friends.
>>543776559>aoiyuki de-transitioned elaynnawhat the
>>543829945>and are just pretending to get (You)sNo. No I don't. I'm just a little afraid to bother these people. I think I'm being a little cowardly to be honest that's all. Don't know why you would immediately have that kind of conclusion. Are you okay, Anon?>>543830529Rather not risk it lmao.
Maleyanna won.
>>543831016No, I am in fact not okay. Not that you CARE. All you care about is your precious (You)s.
>>543831016I get that but you really shouldn't worry about it. The risk is small. If you do bother them (small chance) they'll just block you, but that's the same situation you're in now where you aren't talking to them, so you've lost nothing. Meanwhile on the other hand the gain is that you'll reconnect with someone. So really while I understand being shy or whatever, you basically have nothing to lose.And again, speaking personally, nobody who reached out to me bothered me. It kind of brightened up my day knowing that they cared enough to try to reconnect. And the people I reached out to were all friendly about it.Get some closure.
>>543830847>elaynna detransitions for aoiyuki only to find out aoiyuki has been pretending to be a woman all this time and is actually a manBad ending.
What did he mean by this?
Where is my fucking WotLK+!?!?!?!?!?!
WHERE IS THE BIG COCK PLUS
where is your mom gottem
>>543827982posts like this make me sad becasue those people in fmc could have been my friends if i played but i didn't and now i'll never get experience FMC or have nostalgia about those people.
This will take some time..
>>543832630Maybe Aoi will find the courage to stop pretending he's a woman after Elaynna shows him the way.
>>543777174Guys?
>>543836691
haughty racist female blood elf mercenary
Elaynna told me that...
>>543840539>gulag is actually clearing content and having fun>evil is stuck wasting their time farting around in mc getting buttfucked to majorhomo while they dramafag about each otherevilbros... not like this...
>>543835501my outsider pov is that they're all a bunch of gossiping, duplicitous little bitches over in fmc
>>543844203vanillatrannies are simply not very good at the game
>still dramawhoring over turtle guilds when the server is about to its asshole shredded in court.grim, you should sell your characters now while they are still worth something.
i work at blizzard and for my christmas bonus i will be receiving exclusive access to shenna's armpits
>>543844203Anon ... other raids are not released yet.
>dwarf WarlocksMakes sense>priest TaurensWhat the fuck? And no don't give me that shu'halo sun shit. Vanilla my ass. ASSSS
>>543848217Do I need to remind you that they didn't manage to clear naxx?
>>543848402'Tis a bit hard to clear Naxx when you're 20, or around 15 if we are being honest.
>>543820794It's so you have time to level to 100 before Legion comes out and don't feel left behind by the poopsockers of course.
>>543840539ohanyway
>>543848217>other raids are not released yetYeah, that's the problem. You guys are stuck doing Molten Chore until next fucking year because you're on a shitty Shenna server that decided to hold off BWL until January 2nd, 2026. Over half the guild is raidlogging right now because they're bored and not having any fun, and everyone else is just playing an alt to keep themselves interested.Meanwhile, on Tauri, they actually have content to do and they're doing it. They're progressing because there's actual progression to be had. They're having fun doing it, too.Next time choose a better server. Reheated Turtle leftovers was the wrong choice.
>>543849904damn they don't even get Senor Supremo Kazzak until November 21st??? F*cked up. I would never play on a server without Senor Supremo Kazzak.
playing wow for the raiding in 2025 is retarded brown behavior no matter which version of the slop you are playing, even more braindead to play fucking vanilla raids since they were literally never good since day one. the only remotely fun gameplay to be had in wow is pvp, replaying the same boring ass 2005 no mechanic raids 20 years later for the millionth time should unironically be enough to have you involuntarily committed to a mental institution.
>>543848394they worship the sun anon.
>>543850497truth nuke, raiding sucks.
>>543849904How does BWL being out right now change anything? I got prebis, I got almost everything I need from MC and Ony, I had fun and don't have to raidlog to a billion different raids and that's somehow bad?
>>543849904Not playing your server.
>>543850793>I got almost everything I need from MC and OnyThat's the problem. There's now nothing for you to do until next year. You've run out of game to play.
>>543850793>don't have to raidlog to a billion different raidsare you just throwing the new people who level up to 60 in your guild out to the cold and not running raids with them to gear them up?
>>543851256That's definitely happening. I've noticed a few anons who are geared are now no longer running dungeons and even skipping raids because "fuck you got mine".
>>543849904You have to realize their mentality is different from yours.For you, playing the game is fun. So if you have nothing left to do, that's a bad thing because now you have no real reason to keep playing.But for them, playing the game is a chore. They view the time they spend in the game like clocking into a job. So they're happy that they only have Molten Core to do because it means they don't "have to" play a game they hate to play as much.You'll notice this mentality in one of the replies.>I had fun and don't have to raidlog to a billion different raids and that's somehow bad?Playing the game and doing raids is a chore, so not "having" to raid as much is a good thing in his eyes.You also see it when they were asked to farm consumables, which entails playing the game. For you that's not a problem because you like playing the game. But remember, these guys hate playing the game, so they balked and balled and cried and whined when asked to play an extra hour each week.It's like a punishment for them if they have to log into WoW and play the game.
>>543852175Let's be real, we're all only playing the game to ERP. Anything else is cope.
>>543850979If you only care about gear you can consider yourself done for this phase, I don't undertand why being finished is bad a thing, you can go to MC/Ony which is easy and play whenever you feel like with the guild.>>543851256By that I mean that having to raidlog for fewer raids is less work and thus easier to do. I will come to raids for others but perhaps I will miss one if I see roles are filled, Turtle scaling makes this even easier when your roster is over 20 people.>>543851571This never happened.
titan's grip is so gay.they should have made it so daggers and fist weapons are exclusively off hands with reduced dps and swords/maces/axes main hand, that way you don't need an arbitrary damage/hit penalty for dual wielding. then had the fury spec have the ability to equip main hand swords in the off hand. Rogues and other dual wield classes would then use sword/mace main hand and dagger/fist off hand.
Fun times with good guildiesAnd a senor tank who only made it even funnier by standing in the bad
>less game to play is actually le goodLmao the cope
>>543853930It’s not so much cope more that it is Turtle Wow is so bad that you really are lucky that Ambershire doesn’t have more for you to do.
total pigger death
>>543852581I just think I look cool with a shield and a two-hander.
>>543852175HOLY TRVTHNUKE
>>543853139censor that dmg meter, thank you very much
daaamn, he cute
I can't get a single non-tranny to pocket heal me. I just want to play BGs with the boys instead I have some freak stroking it at 130 BPM whenever I say "good heals"
>>543857913Stop being a turtletranny then and you'll get that
>>543857913play tranny games-win tranny prizes
>>543857913I'll heal you in bgs anon, if you goo for the objective instead of fighting in mid/on the road when we're losing
BraunuasBasedschizoBundyyChadenHadrianusGullrockLeinLorellaiLuzenNwordRepfarmSudusiusTchortYiffeWorgenfutaZukaaI BID YOU HEAR MY CALL... RETVRN TO US...
>>543852175delete this, you cant call these miserable schizos out like this, they will fucking mald over this for months to come, FUCKING DELETE THIS POST
>>543827982My DMs are always open. I've kept in contact with a couple of FMC players since I quit.
you VILL unblock isle of conquest and alterac valley
>>543852492>less workProving >>543852175 right. It’s a game. You play it and have fun dude. It’s not a job. If it’s not fun for you just stop playing.
>>543863340ioc is pure dogshit
>>543857142Draenor has fallen millions must Lok'tar
>>543868032hi kazumok
>>543862059sovl
Should I reroll from my paladin, I'm new and apparently they are OP and hated and too many people play them
>>543671690>>543264967>>542914525Aecheur you furry zero-dps faggot play a real class
>post-WOTLK expansionsSorry, I have discernment and taste so I will never play that garbage. I'm glad you unthinking proles have something to occupy you though.
Anyone here plays Froustmourne?
>>543787779>no alliance shamans go fuck yourself
https://github.com/moiian/FFXIVCrossHotbarhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmQlTPgLr58We get this right before Turtle shuts down. Dammit.
>trying to aoe boost my mage alt>faggot retard horde third world ESL is over leveled for the spot>respect his being there first anyway even if he's a braindead brown subhuman getting low xp and taking up a spot others would get more out of>kill some mobs on the periphery he can't grab in his route>he jumps up from drinking and comes and steals my tags like a faggot>start killing his mobs and not looting them and dragging my tags into his packs with my 60>he calls ME a loser>call him a brown faggot and log out because I'm White and have other things to doMight uninstall turtle because most people on it aren't White.
>>543883067HOLY KINO
>>543884846this is why i never play private servers for long. community are mongs.
>>543884846You're retarded but you're right. This past week 90% of players I see appear to be Russian or Eastern European, and I see a lot of Spanish in the remaining 10%. Where did the chinks go?
>>543885656Why would a chink play on Ambershire? They either play on Nordanaar because they had characters there or play on one of the chinese turtle server.
>>543886095I assume because Ambie was fresh. I used to see a ton of chinks up until recently.
I post on /wpsg/ as a member of <Legion IX Hispana>.
>>543787779>dwarf warlocksReally? Why?
>>543886653they're the incels of dwarves. we should be inclusive
>>543886469At least you're not <CRUZADA ESCARLATA>
>>543886972What about <Red Army>?
>>543886972LOS CARIMA MAXIMAANDELE ANDELELE JAJAJA LOS ALLIANCE
I find people on Ambershire are a lot more rude than on Nordanaar. I believe the reason for that is that its a fresh server to be honest. Gear is highly sought after.
>>543888273It's always like that on fresh servers. The fresh crowd is horrible.
>>543888931
>>543851256They're doing that exactlyGuild will die because of this, but they don't care
>>543851256>are you just throwing the new people who level up to 60 in your guild out to the coldthey didnt even help each other get attunement
evil was better before fmc started joining
niggers!
>>543893321
What class does Tauri need
>>543893465demon hunters
imagine being this guy when the server crashed
Join Tauri WoD (Warriors of Darkness) alliance while Evermoon is down!
>>543893604we are all on the PTR though?
>offline>1200 players still onhmm
>>543893857x15 xp and repu ACCOUNT wide on WoD, just sayin'.
>>543893964dont worry about it
AAAAAH it's been a few minutes and it's still offline!
>>543894027>pvpdont care
>>543893485Demon hunters are gay though
>>543894147just farm ze repu on evermoon then, goy
>>543894527comfy
>>543888273I might quit honestly, I too am noticing that people are just really rude I had nostalgia about classic being more social but it's seems like it's just nostalgia the way people act on private servers I might aswell play retail.
>>543894527home...
>>543836691>>543839758
This is the 5th time it has happened and It's not funny anymore.
>>543894527still more pop that epoch lmao
>>543902807ESL
>>543903783yes AND?
>>543904626n-nothing..
>HC in the trogg quarry in the dwarf starting zone on Ambershire>level 60 is in the mine looking for ore, pulling dozens of troggs but not killing them>just by being nearby as they do this, all the troggs aggro to me as I try to run out of the cave>he doesn't help and runs right by as I get swarmed and killed*angry nose exhale*I was only level 12 so it's fine I guess :(
>>543906050>HC>running into mob dense minesyou werent going to make it
Race/class for this feel?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1RoNEY37U8
>>543907837mobik/SMO
>>543907923>>>/pol/
>>543909015>most passing sister of <gulag>
>>543906447i'm literally crying right now i try to help the guild all the time and im answering questions everyone has i always say hello each morning and goodbye when someone leaves but every time i do something nice they always go "she swallows horse logs" or "look how ugly she is" or "human females yjk" i'm trying my best!!!! and you all COWARDS just come into the thread and start anonymously posting this stuff about me its just disgusting i just want to play this video game with new friends that i made not be made fun of like this
>>543909218kek
>>543909015looks like the real Trump too huh
>>543909310She killed those plants with her holes
>>543909479That would be picrel
>Top 5 raider in my guild>Haven't logged on in weeksDo I get online and tell them I'm not playing because the game is shit or do I just wait for midnight to release and pretend I've been around the whole time? What would (you) do?
>>543907923kek
>>543910950Wrong thread, sis. But still, just tell the truth, and if you're good enough you can still ean your spot or join another guild for midnight.
>>543671690why do female humans do this
>>543701684hng
You might as well not even try if your legs don't look like this.
zug zugs?
worgen males hnghhh
>>543920724Worgs are even better...
>>543849904I'm not even 60 yet. I also play different games and the reason why private servers are so great is that I can stop and start anytime I want, without some subscription keeping me shackled.If I were end game brained, I'd just keep playing on Nord, but I like leveling.
>>543920724
How is Tauri's alliance population?
>>543920509hundreds of noshoes died here
>>543921059GOD pearl is so sexy, that's it im rolling female panda. What classes are in demand on tauri that panda can play?
>>543921302it's like half of what the horde has
>>543922516you arent getting invited
>>5439213021100 mexican horde players vs 593 mexican + 7 Aryan alliance players
>>543922684The server needs an invite to join? what the fuck is that why the pop is so low?
>>543922542AH is shared anyway, BGs, RDF and RF are too
>>543922516Warlocks, healers, sexy female draenei
>>543921059I'm so sorry, fellas.I gave him the idea for that mog
how is holy priest in legion?
heheheheheh
what race for my tauri rogue?
I'm going to roll a dommy mommy giantess draenei prot warrior on tauri!
>>543924315Undead/Dorfanything else is on the homosexual side
I'm going to roll a Baddy Daddy bara dreanei shaman on tauri,or a fem goblin rogue not sure yet.
Night Elf or Worgen druid
>>543924607No dick?
I'm rolling a night elf female rogue!!!
I'm rolling on Dice Poker again and already lost my family fortune...
>>543921706Good.
>>543924174>priest>best healer>top 3 dps
I'm really into wearing chastity cages what class should I play?
>>543924315night elves are literally the only good looking roguesgnome for the memes
>>543926116rogue
>>543924315night elf gnomeblood elf goblinundead if you're edgyanything else is kinda mid
<gulag>taurialliancewe NEED mages and shamansnow!
>>543926443not warlocks, hunters and healers?
>>543926443hmmm i'm thinking warrior or paladin
>>543926443What class do you need?
>>543926116Tauren Warrior
>>543926443zog off
>>543921059
do i go panda fire mage, worgen ice mage or gnome arcane mage?
>>543927201panda
Join <gulag> right fucking MEOW
gonna play Tauri on horde side :3
>>543924294That's hilarious
>>543927398NOOO YOU CANT DO THAT
rofl, seething shitskin mexicans :^)
>>543927508what server is this
>>543927473watch me
>>543927201gnome is the only good option hereand arcane is busted in legion
hello mexicans!
>>543927323Gulag has 8 members online while Evil has 18 even with raidloggers?! I thought you guys were having fun
>>543929451why do you think they keep posting guild ads ITT
what did he mean by this
>silkfang still trying to create dramaI thought he doesn't care
>>543929583>WE WUZ KANGZ AND SHIEEET, WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M AN EL OGRO DE LAS AMERICAS O ALGO? REEEEEEEEE
>>543929843who?
>>543671690>message someone in gulag>doesnt speak english
>>543932495things that never happened
>>543932495I messaged one earlier and he just kept saying "que" over and over. Weird things going on, I don't even think it's a 4chan guild.
>10000msgg
I asked Trvmp for a ginv and he just spammed nigger in my whispers and then ignored me, it was really weird
>>543932495honestly I was on board but the futa femdom erp test session to join the guild was too much
>>543932712
>>543933716this probably happened.
>>543933887Erm... Gulagspics...?
>>543933887I thought gulag was the aryan white man deus vult hyperborean guild??? what the fuck is this???
nioj <galug>won!
>>543932865¿que?
Why is Silkfang trying to fuck with <Gulag> now? Move on faggot
>>543929451<Evil> had literally 5 people online when i logged in yesterday lmaoon a server with 10k people that is
>>543934848idk where fmc even went
>>543934919<gulag>
>>543934919Still active and raiding on Nord.
>>543932495que?
>>543934848Ok, log in now :)
fagdral stanhelm
>>543935004Where are the signups?
>>543936374Ask Elaynna.
>>543934919The inner clique quietly moved to Ambershire, if you weren't informed then take that as a sign that you are unwanted.
>>543936570i didnt rly like the cliqueiness and drama of fmc so they can stay there lol
>>543936839all wpsg guilds eventually become cliques.
I made a night elf rogue on Tauri Evermoon
goblin/gnome onaholes
>>543937278proud of you champ!enjoy the restart :^)
kneeling guide for firelands saarshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1byxIcjfjU
>>543937616good luck getting 6 niggas for that
>>543937947oh yeah I forgot about that, they patched it in bfa or shadowlands doe (WHY NOT SOONER BLIZZARD REEEE)
Don't tell me they'll fix marks.
Tauri.You join <gulag>You have fun.Now.
>>543939379>10 players online>only 4 players in the raidNice cliqueguild gulagfags
>>543939498>>543939379both me btw
>>543937278some anon just made a druid and joined us, you can level together
>>543939530 (me)it wasn't me
>>543939379Chudsquad exposed!
>>543940063>look inside>its fmc2
>>543940063>>543940178what>t. newfag
>>543940407it's a schizo
>>543940063>sharty slang on the leftyuck
>>543940739what
>>543940063But im Deca..?
>>543940949that is their retarded version of "kek"
>>543940739its a russian thing
Tauri.You join <gulag>You raid with us.Now.
>restart didn't reset raresit's over, Tauri must die
jajas starting to piss me off. it seems like the legion fresh wave is 100 already on tauri.
>>543945134spics were already on every post-wotlk server for some reason, they love cata and mopslop
>>543942579Looks cartoony and undignified.
>>543942579que?
>>543942579thats so funny pearlsylma
if your ilvl starts with a 6 or below don't even speak to me because you are basically trash
>>543948674>630 ilvl trinketOHNONONONO
is there anything more pservercore than a bunch of 85 IQ ESLs seething about America in a global chat channel?
>>54394965880 IQ mutts seething about their fellow thirdies in a global chat channel.
why are there so many paladins on amber? like every second player is a paladinare they op or something
>>543950330>are they op or somethingYes. Also being a white holy warrior is the ultimate brownoid power fantasy escapism.
>>54395026175 IQ jaja reply
>>543950679>literally seething at thirdiesThanks for proving my point, fatso.
>>543950791the irony of this post is palpable and certainly lost on you
>>543950884>no uNot helping your case.
>>543950791>replied to my obvious baitwhat did he mean by this
>>543951168>I was merely pretending to be retardedSee: >>543951119
>>543950570damn so i guess i should play one then? if you can do all 3 roles why notwill i be able to get a raid spot? i'm good at the game (not brown and can follow instructions at least)
most of the fun on pserver i had was small one with 100~ players online daily, it is indeed wholesome community but the difference was there were actually raids and content which unfortunatly isnt the case on epoch.
>>543952491>damn so i guess i should play one then?Be yourself.>will i be able to get a raid spot?How could I know? Class is overplayed so being a cool guy it's more important than being skilled.
>>543949658zip it, muttboy
>>543957357
horse cockor dog one
why not both
>tfw knew exactly which FMC sluts were team dog knot and which were team horse cocks
where did everyone go
SAAAAAAR
I’m jumping around the Stormwind fountain and AFKing before logging out
>>543965513Team knotSylma Eli Asa Therin Felkiss Socks Demoncake Daddyxissues Tele Stab Tayx Eliora Waffle FairbreezeTeam horseHellbat Aoi Retia Sunethil Alilandra Fish Tony Himecut Seilie Bassy Dot Fumi
>>543965513Wish there would've been a single regular human cock...
>>543970736I'm playing the game, leveled a little in Ashenvale soon gonna tank Stockades.
>>543971772HIMECUT MENTIONED
>>543969461That's what happen when an anon make the thread unreadable for weeks. People leave.
>>543940063how did you know it was me?
>>543971772I root for both teams
>>543923915>two years on and still seething pearl outshone you his panda was cuter
>>543971772>AlilandraShe was team knot. Rest is accurate
Will they ever actually let us do the other WoD raidsWoD raids were actually good...All three of them
>>543986185WaitYou mean the non-highmaul raids don't work?
>>543986185noall their effort is going towards fixing things that will affect legion/levellingif anything it's surprising that they bothered to do highmaul
>>543986185>WoD raids were actually goodno they arent lmaothe sooner wodslop is gone, the betterlegion actually had the BEST raids in any expansion
>>543987052Just because Legion's were good too doesn't mean WoD's were badHighmaul, BRF and HFC all had great bosses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8f7v30EtIsEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JLyhz0LcSc
>>543988249>Emerald Nightmare>good>Trials of Valor>goodno
>>543991047ToV was too short but Odyn was fun, and EN was goodNythendra, Xavius and 4 dragons were all fun kino fights, and every other one was at least kino if not fun
what the FUCK is this
>>543992319
epoch status?
WE HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU
>>543995831alliance really jobbed there, one negromancer turned everyone into a ghost
finally I can afford the big bird mount
can I join <gulag>?
>>544001273Yes
man this thread is so fucking slow these days dead general i guess,. I miss epoch posting.
>>543973843Isn't Rackbride Himecut?
>>543986910So rn Felsong is even better than Tauri? But you told me...
I will start on turtle wow and not join any 4chan guilds. That's all.
>>544006681why
>>544006681Straightest white male in all of /wpsg/
>>544006681That's what I did last year no regrets, my guild cleared naxx and well be moving onto k40 soon enough.
>>544012574Oh yeah? Well my guild's on k41. Beat that.Ha ha.
>>544012574Are we in the same guild? Guild name starts with a D.
>>544012574None of the competent anons in Nordanaar joined <FMC>.
>>544015567What do you mean? My experience is vast, I assure you I'm very competent
>>544016671>sex exp starting out last but then ends up being at the topugh, should've invested into sex when i had the chance...
>>544016671>climax experience: 834>intercourse experience: 1016grim
>>544016671This can't be Elaynna. Sexual harassment, oral, and climax are too low.
>heh i totally joined a not 4chan guild and we cleared kara40 a billion times!Nobody believes you.That's not to say that every anon was in <Full Moon Company> or is in <Evil> currently. Far from it. There definitely were/are anons involved in non-4chan raiding guilds that were/are doing well.But you aren't any of those anons.
>>544021194<Evil> wipes in MC, while <FMC> was failing on Naxx40 when it was old
Christs sake, I understand you're all raidlogging now, but are you literally gonna log in 5 minutes before raid starts then log out for another week after raid is done? What's the point of the guild then
>>544016671would
>>544021719There is nothing to do in classic.
>>544021376let's see your normie guild clear naxx with only 15 raiders
>>543971772Inaccurate
>>544021856I love how you added that condition, you are seething that normalfags can get 30+ people in a raid
>>544021719I'll play more next week
>>544021845Fuck that, there are people in greens that got a few pieces from MC and are now raidloggingAnd what about all the people leveling and still trying to get pre-bis, they have to pug everything nowDo you guys hate the game that much that you only tolerate one day a week? Wtf
>>544021987>I love how you added that conditionNot him but FMC had this rule that they only took anons, which lowers the recruitment pool considerably. Meanwhile other guilds can recruit from world, which means they have a considerably larger recruitment pool to pull from. No shit people who can recruit from a player base of 5000 or whatever can put together a 30+ man raid easier than a guild that's recruiting from a thread that maybe only gets 30 anons posting on it at any given time. It's weird to compare the two.Given FMC's own self-imposed restrictions, they did considerably well to clear even one wing of Naxx.
>>544022486You joined a fresh server, you get the fresh server experience.
>>544022486>Fuck that, there are people in greens that got a few pieces from MC and are now raidloggingBecause they know there's no point "working" to get their pre-bis when they can just replace it with T1.This is why you do loot priority and say "if you're in greens you're low priority, we're going to upgrade people who put work into their gear." That incentivizes them to run dungeons which keeps the guild alive.
>>544022486the GM won't do shit anyway, he gave a non guild pug with quest greens 3 epics
>>544022486>Fuck that, there are people in greens that got a few pieces from MC and are now raidloggingit takes 1+ hour to get a ubrs or lbrs group now, you'd raid log also, there was a time pre-bis farming was quick and easy, now is not that time.>but fang did it in a week!he was a tank and kicked all other people who competed with him for loot.
>>544022972GM also gave a pug on the first raid five pieces of T1, two non-set epics, plus two extra BOE pieces which he then turned around and sold for hundreds of gold. That pug never raided with us again.
we need to face it wow classic made it so vanilla is no longer 4chan friendly.
>>544023031>it takes 1+ hour to get a ubrs or lbrs group nowIf the guild actually logged in and played we could do dungeons and gear up together.You know.Like a fucking guild does.Dumbass.
>>544022486i log in a second before raid time begins and log out the moment rag's death animation begins
>>544022736Multiple non anons were in FMC and the low raid members count was FMC's fault, with better management, they wouldn't have lost anons like Elaynna.
>>544023142
Here's some free advice to <Evil>: you have six nights free. Schedule dungeon runs for three of those nights.
>>544023434they guild cleared BRD and UBRS once for a screenshot
>>544023352>Multiple non anons were in FMCThis never happened though.The guild literally ran votes to see if it wanted to have non-anons in the guild, and have pugs on raids.Voted no every time.
>>544023415i hate this nigger,
>>544023031>it takes 1+ hour to get a ubrs or lbrs group now, you'd raid log alsoYour guild?
>>544023273>>5440236394 people don't want to waste their life in BRD for a stranger anymore, imagine my shock. nostalrious was 15 years ago move on.
>>544023352>they wouldn't have lost anons like Elaynna.Elaynna was a bad player who bragged about not listening when people told him how to play and a bad guild mate who bragged about causing drama.Losing him was a good thing.
>>544022972>>544023142yeah Aecheur is a fucking retard news at 11we were ruled over by one of the other furries and it was actually looking good, things were more organised, the drama subsided, but then he got a job so it got passed back to Aecheur and now we're fucked again
>>544023796>but then he got a job>tfw neet but still raidloggod when i get job i might just not login at all
>>544023770They aren't a stranger. They're your guildmate, jackass.Helping them helps you because they're on raids with you. If they have better gear they do their job better and that means you clear shit faster and cleaner.
>>544023949they're strangers and a means to an end, if they're nothing without that prebis then they shouldn't have it.
>he joined <Evil>
>>544024084You're the cancer that will kill your guild.
>>544023949evil is just not that kind of guild, ever since its inception, they don't help with attunes, they don't help lowbies, or if you need something craftedthe most random normie guild will have more camaraderie
>>544023434>schedule 3+ days every week so you can attend a <30 minute dungeonfuck off
New thread>>544024595>>544024595>>544024595
>>544023415This left a bad taste in my mouth. Why rush into Molten Core if over half the raid are randoms who will steal loot from the guild?
>>544024519Anon. Really? Please say you're pretending to be retarded as a troll. Please.Seriously.You can do more than one dungeon or more than one run a day.If you schedule a specific date and time it means people will show up and you can clear dungeons together until the group falls apart. You can do this three times a week. It's not daunting or hard. It's just playing the game.
>>544024858Because Aecheur is a retard.That's your answer to everything wrong about <Evil>.Because Aecheur is a retard.
>post-wotlk baby faggot dreamworks expansions
>>544023594And yet people invited their non anon friends or people they met in the game. See Sunethil for example.
