Patch where>INFORMATION & GUIDESWiki: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:GameNews: https://dota2.com/newsPatches: https://dota2.com/patchesUpdates: https://dota2.com/news/updatesLore: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/LoreFor League players: https://dotabuff.com/learn/lolBug tracker: https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Dota2-Gameplay/issuesX: https://x.com/dota2>STATISTICShttps://dota2protracker.com/https://dotabuff.comhttps://opendota.comhttps://stratz.comhttps://stats.spectral.ggPersonal game data: https://steamcommunity.com/my/gcpd/>ESPORTShttps://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:Esportshttps://datdota.comhttps://dota2.com/esportshttps://gosugamers.net/dota2Previous: >>543150774
alive gaem
>puck is a pretty lady!
Buff Hoodwink
WHAT'S UP FUCKERS?!?
>>543686661ritual posting
>>543686904but it's the first time i post that
QRD on Masao? He just disappeared
>>543687618he killed himself
>>543687618died of his death
>>543687618Hes too busy playing Megabonk to stream rnOnce he 100%'s the game he will come back
>>543687618he an hero
sex with hoodwink
hookwink is basically a league of legends hero, and marci isn't too far behind FUCK THEM MARCI & HOODWINK NIGGAS
HOODNIGGAS
So what do we think of Dota 2 Power Points?
>wake up>no patch
>>543691632honestly tried to watch the vids but couldn't bear more than 20 seconds
>hoodrat
total furnigger destruction
Willow's spellkit is just insane, is she free mmr if you know her well?
>>543691839There was a patch just now to remove the Cache vote.
>>543696643the hero doesnt push therefore isnt free mmr
Do you still have fun playing this video game?
>>543702036I'd say about 70% of the games are okay and are fine even when losing, 25% are miserable and make me wish death upon my teammates and 5% are super fun and exciting with amazing coordination and execution.
>>543702036I never had fun playing this videogame.
>>543702036every game
>>543703017then why are you here
>>543702036Yes, a lot of fun.
>>543704929just to suffer
>>543705596there are better things to do with your life
>>543705951Suffering is all there is to life
>>543706698you're doing it wrong
I know valve is an absolutely shitty company that can't even do below the minimum maintenance work, leave their games to rot and is only interested in shoveling secondhand gambling and parasocialize cultistic fanbases to throw scraps to for easy millions and social imaging, butWhat would you change doto for it to gain back some of it's previous glory and hype(blowing or restructuring valve headquarters doesn't count, as it's the obvious solution)
>>543708472return the pre reborn art style.
Is this normal or am I getting throttled?
>>543709762I really don't get why you deleted it
I just came on my girlfriends feet and she refuses to lick my coom off her toes. What are some heroes to play to starve off my anger for her disobeying me?
>>543711445Hoodwink.
why does tf2 get to have 'classic version' mods available directly on steam but dotards get jack shit6.89 when...
>>543714648>thinking 6.89 was good holy newfag
8.0 when
>>543708472nothing lol valve just need to update it that all people want
>>543714648go download dota 2 classic
>>543708472New event
>>543720308lawsuit status? and what "le bad thing" did he say about pewtinpie anyway?
SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!I always thought illusions couldn't use MKB, I've been playing since Dota 1.What patch gave illusions true strike off MKB or other items? I can't find it in the wiki.
>>543722258idk but I miss the mini-bash
This game fucking sucks, you can't even kill anyone solo as a core anymore. Supports have 4000000 hp, glimmer cape, ghost, etc at 10 minutes. What a fall from grace, dota is dead
>>543723215Actually it's too easy to kill people as core, you're just bad.
>>5437084721. russians, turks, bong cunts, iranians and other USSR derivates server locked to russian server. vpn bullshittery, detecting cyrillic and turk "i" in nickname or chat (written and voice) deletes the account.2. rework the behavior system so mine stops tanking in turbo despite never being toxic (pings, tips, pausing, griefing, passive cuntgression, etc.)3. rework report system by simply lowering the standard for shadow pool4. improved update frequency because meta gets stale real fast. es and magnus are almost as annoying as pb, razor, tiny and dp era.5. updated tutorials to get actual new people into the game and ingame help instead of paywalling it via shit+. herald reviews are a great insight into this.6. role pick when qing for all modes that rely on "all pick". this would also remove token farming bullshit.7. further improve economy for non cores to further lower the impact of "win mid win game", and instigate more brool/less farm. of course braindead clickers (read: carries) will remain unchanged as they will prefer farming creeps over bitches (especially ursa "players"), but over time their kind will go extinct.none of this will ever happen because dota is a rage bait simulator for retards who are addicted to gambling, ragebaiting and getting pissy. everything is working as intended. my next break after november event (if any) if that means anything to you. thank you for reading my blog.
>>543723567I would destroy you in a 1v1 fucking retard peruvianPost your steam accountlets go monkey
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPf56swxQng>s1mple playing more dota than CS2we are so fucking back bros
>>543723215>nooooo i can't kill anyone this game needs a baby mode for me waaaahhh!!!
>>543728852Coretrannies get constantly pandered to yet they always whineI hope the next patch is a support patch
>>543729019>I hope the next patch is a support patchJungler here (almost extinct species)Every fucking patch since like 10 years ago has been support patch, what the fuck are you talking about
>>543729165We haven't had a support patch in at least three years, every patch is either mid (like now) or carry
BARD FROG COMING IN HOT!Tomorrow's update will give us new heroTrust the fucking plan!
>>543722523I asked Grok it was 7.07, it wasn't actually documented in the patch notes, but the spell change to "Pierce" on everything added the ability for illusions to use it. No wonder building butterfly to try and survive PL or CK hasn't seemed to be effective at times....my whole life has been a lie.
>overwatch case>"""support""" juggernaut>jungling from minute 0Why are carrytrannies like this?
finally esports
>hoodwink.
>>543733797juggernaut supportmax healing ward first then blade spinput all talent trees into healing warditem order: arcane > heal locket (it doesnt even work on the healing ward) > spirit vessel > dagon > divine rapier (ao you can kys and give it to your carry)get sent to low priority
>NOOOO YOU CANT PLAY OFFMETA SHIT!!!!! JUGG SUPPORT ISN'T APPROVED BY THE COMMUNITY (streamers)!!!!the absolute state of doturds
>>543736930As long as it isn't ranked who cares
4chan x doesn't work in this thread for me for some reasonwhat the fuck? every other thread works.
which SEA country are the SEA players mostly from?
>>543741061Philippines and Malaysia I believe.
lizZard got that vegeta hairline going on
>>543741041>4chan x doesn't work in this thread for me for some reasonfor it doesn't work at all thanks to jewrom updates. so I use it via tampermonkey. works 90% of the time, needs a an f5 when it deosn't.
>>543744594Yeah I use it with tampermonkey too. But just this one thread it doesn't work. Works on other threads on this board and all other boards. Very weird.
>my pos3 bat builds dagon 1st>lose gamewcyd
>>543745654putting spell lifesteal on dagon was a mistake
glad to see getting dumpstered on CS as wex invoker is a universal experience
Topson is going a bit too ham on his viewbotting
>6 min mid wars
These Yakub guys are psychopaths
Getting to immortal as pos 5 doesn't count.
>>543756042it counts moreso than any other role. You are at the mercy of:>your team not fucking up the draft>your carry not counterpicking himself>your carry not being dogshit>your engager to actually engageI love the pos5 heroes but it is THE cuck role. pos3 feels much better to play as you have actual impact on the game past laning phase. The thing is, as a core you are at the mercy of your support during the laning phase which can shape your mid/late game but as a support you can win the lane/go even and still lose the game because your impact falls of dramatically
>>543756042Getting to immortal as support is more impressive than doing it as core though.
Betboom is dogshit but somehow less shit than this VP line up
VG vs Tundra now. Interesting to see how VG does.
Okay what actually defines a mid>Carry - Centered around their attack damage, scales better into late game>Offlaner - Tankier than a carry and usually has higher impact early game>Mid - ????
>>543766956Usually the smartest person in the room
Legion is such a fucking dogshit hero it's unreal
>>543767931he clearly meant heroes, guess you aren't a mid player
>>543766956playmaking ability with high damage
>>543768132There is no "mid" hero. Every hero is better off in mid player's hands. Mids are on average way better at the game than anyone else.
>>543766956playmaking ability with high mid game damage from the xp advantage with abilitieshero scales with items is not doesnt required to right click to deal damage
>>543766956small peni
>>543768512>hero scales with items is not doesnt required to right click to deal damagebut doesnt*i restructured the sentence but then didnt proofreadsuch is life
wtf mind control is back
>>543773607>discount ceb
>>543768274If we're talking about good players, then it goes like thisPos 4>Pos 2>Pos5>Pos1>Pos 3
>>543775436How is 4 better than 2
>>543778685Because pos 4 has more things to do on the map.
>>543685439Invis should be absolutely core on Tide.Invis detection (outside of specific heroes) is limited to dust, sentries, and gem. Nobody is buying Gem for invis tideBlubber removes dustTide can just walk away from sentries
>>543779584I disagree. Good 4’s maybe. But in general no theyre as retarded as 3
>>543780567Gem should be purchased even if there is no invis hero on the enemy team. It's amazing for maintaining map control and keeping the enemy blind when you're ahead.
why did they remove the side shop
>>5437845525 couriers
will gabe rug pull our skin economy next?
>>543786128He will revitalize it
>>543786128what is the dota2 hat market cap anyways?i doubt its anywhere close to 6 billy
I do not think there anything more satisfying currently than doing refresher zeus with aghs and divine, literally you press ulti to delete
>>5437864748 billys
7.40 be released with a brat loli Pugna persona.
>>543786128yeah valve is under fire for gambling shit
>>543786991Loli pugna persona is one of the main characters in the new event
phantom lancer Is literally nigger tiert. drow main
>>543789661Doesn't Drow Aghs destroy him?
>>543789661drow is nigger tier
patch today dotards!TRUST THE PLAN
>>543793228lol no
wow this kick platform is trash
You guys are missing a great Mouz v Falcons game 2 because it's on Kick
Gaben is literally HIM collecting souls of poor skin andies.
>1st pick huskar is viablepatch when
>>543798313>ViableSince when? Just pick a phys carry or ancient apparition.Even then, if you just get a hero with break, he gets ultra cucked.Blame Dota 2 Powerpoints for 1st pick huskar.
>>543798313falcons picked it in the second round after banning aa lmao
>>543798034*opens kick*>its a recapkys liar
>>543798034support gyro is fun
I did the viper cancer vomit build before Topson did and people flamed me for it, now it's "meta" because le heckin streamer stole my idea
>>543798463best team in the world just 1st phase banned it because they lost the previous game even though they had aa
I hate nu-Dota balancing and how some heroes are unkillable unless you pick one out of the 2 counters they have, and if you counter them they become useless.
>>543800196one of the "best teams" at the finals of the TI also picked juggernaut, an extremely unreliably carry, on a final.
>>543800531You forgot the Clinkz.
Why is Marci persecuted so much
Now that valve destroyed the CSGO economy can they let me fucking buy QOP arcana already
>>543804243>Now that valve destroyed the CSGO economyqrd?
https://voca.ro/13wEZUQCRROEAh yeah baby once again.
>>543804708You used to only get knives and gloves from opening lootboxes but now you can trade up skins up to a knife/gloves
This Chen hero huh?
>>543805296So all those knives that were worth thousands upon thousands are now trash?
>>543805930Not trash but some have dropped in price significantly.
It's TI finals Sneyking's hero completely invalidates Jugg in game 5It's this game Sneyking's hero completely invalidates Jugg in game 3
valve is so basedhttps://www.eurogamer.net/counter-strike-2-update-wipes-nearly-2-billion-off-skin-market-value-by-making-fancy-knives-and-gloves-easier-to-get
>>543810095When will Gaben make it so I can trade 10 blue uncommon Pugna sets for Drow arcana?
bros where's mason
>>543811821lost everything in the cryptocrash and is going full sexybamboe
>>543811821grubbed too hard and is now flatlining
At this point I'm having more fun looking at cstards killing themselves than playing this hemorrhoids simulator
Sex with crazy pussy rylai
Do you have hope for dota? Do you have hope for life?
>>543820369yesyes
>>543820369noI was born with a micropenis so uh not really, can't even troon out
>>543820859Isn't that perfect for trooning out?
>>543821006>Isn't that perfect for trooning out?I mean yea but I have a pretty wide frame so it's pretty grim
Quinn has moved on to Deadlock so why haven't you?
>>543826649I don't play bad games
sex with lina
how is this lil' nigga still not mobilized?
>>543826649lol so quinn blew his team up just to play deadlock nasty work
>>543826649dota2 is still where his heart is
deadlock is a boring game when you realize it's not dota - too shallow -, not cs2 - aim skill doesn't matter -, it's essentially team fortress, a game about learning all the retarded source 2 movement little tricks, that's what the game is about and it's shit
Do you guys think that object coming from out of the solar system is aliens? Will they play dota?
anyone got the old nerfnow comic that says "retarded build / new meta" and it's nature's prophet with a blink dagger? i cant
>m-god returns>/d2g/ silent
>>543841920you cant what? d-dotard?
>>543841920I only have naked QoP
>>543841920Ok I also have naked TA and Windrunner
Haven't played since 2018, is there any new hip dota lingo?
>>543843327how the fuck did ogre magi get an arcana before invoker or am or any of the other classics
>>543844790Reddit hero
Marci is my wife
>>543845879But she can't say "I do"
I'm hungry dotards. What's up for dinner?
>>543846097
>>543847268ur momLOL!
>>543847284It's not going to get any easier
confluence is going to blow your brains out in november 7th, it's literally going to be the greatest thing ever happened in gaming ever, you can't wait for it, don't miss out or you'll regret it
>mason 900 viewerskek
>big uni project due tomorrow>spent all day chain queuing>havent even startedfuckheroes for this feel?
What is fluffy hat made of? What's so fluffy?
>>543851121undying
>>543851287Lina's armpit hair
>>543852485
>>543851287Hoodwink sheddings
>>543854359Shaved Hoodwink or shaved Ench, who's hotter
all these players yet queuing takes a fucking eternity
>>543855816What are you queuing for?
>>543856887turbo, all pick
>>54385692190% of people play ranked only, every other mode is practically dead
lots of people paly turbo
>>543857404lots of people are also gay, you for example
I think there should be more Ench
>>543858471I lol'd
>>543858909
>>543858471Why does turbo leave you more buttblasted than the fag you are replying to?
>>543859821That one's censored I can tell, you know you could probably post a real deer's genitals so I don't see why it's gotta be a big deal
>>543859909not the guy you're replying to but turbo Is fun as fuck
>>543852963armpit sex with lina
>>543860045Post uncensored deer
>>543860220Turdbo is the worst mode by far.Only browns like it.
Tundra vs BB match is fire yo
easy for betboom :)
>9class pos4 Void Spirit>Ari pos5 Void Spiritmy pubs...
matchfixing?
>>543880603...are going to be FUN
>>543880603There are no good support heroes this patch, next patch will finally be a support patch.
>>543880982you meant int heroes*there are lots of good supports
>>543880603it's probably trending in high mmr is my guess
Her? She won.
>>543881721She should have won, but she lost.
The thing I hate about kick tournament streams is that you don't get the twitch extension. I like looking at what items heroes has, how much dmg everyone has done and so on.
>>543882658One the plus side you can rewind it while its live to rewatch bits you didnt quite catch
>>543882658watch in-client
MIDNIGHT PULSE>BLACK HOLE>REFRESHER>BLACK HOLE
Pricked my finger and had to put bandage over it so i cant play the game anymore
It's pretty cool how Parivision didn't change players straight after TI
What the fuck, Mind_Control is not fat anymore?
Naga is such a broken bullshit hero needs more nerf
Where is the stream?
>>543895136Kick
>>543895197Yikes.
>>543691632i think he's a swell guy and im so glad hes getting so many artists to draw pugna chan and im sure theres no way he browses these threads or is a member of the /d2g/ guild and i hear hes really handsome to boot>>543695339ah well>>543798463i dont think i have that much of an impact on matchmaking yet, though i could be wrong
>>543866828You should have asked a little earlier and I probably would have
>>543898753post the pugnas
>>543898753>ah welljust to clarify some more i think it's my own brainrot not necessarily the content
>>543899946post the deers you fucking pussy
THE WOLF IS AT YOUR DOOR!
>>543900570i use them as avatars when i post here, but the rest are regularly published in the discord. theres a hilarious mix of really talented artists and ps paint shitposts that tickle me. the last time i linked it here you shitters couldnt handle it and i had to ban you all so i wont be doing so again.>>543900740thats fine, i dont expect everyone to enjoy my content. thank you for giving it a try.
Sex with Hoodwink
>>543904762
>>543903167none of the shit you're posting has any talent to it don't kid yourself
>>543904762Laning with Hoodwink
>>543905269can't wait to suck some toes tonight
>>543904936Your honor, we find this post BASED on all accounts
Nightfall and Mikoto duo looking great
>Had like 100+ double downs left over >Fuck it >Recalibrate from legend 5 >Start doubling tactically when I hit 30% calibration >70-80mmr swings for win >In 2 months I'm now Divine 4I feel like such a hackfraud, checking dotabuffs before game starts then deciding if I should double.
>>543905269>23Post uuhhh 17
>>543907467Bad roll, 17 was a rest day so all you get is a doodle
half of the posts here are furry shitwhat went wrong?
>>543909789There's like 4 Hoodwinks, which is 4 too many but it's hardly half
>>543908471Cute thanks
if you speak a single word in voice or chat i will report you
>>543908471You're drawing one each day for October?
>>543909789Honestly every post should be a Hoodwink post.
>>543911721yes sir
>>543914221That's great, new Hoodwinks for my Hoodwink folder are always appreciated and I really like yours
>>543914619glad to hear it, I like making them
>>543916002>Hoodwink wearing Mireska's clothesWhat is Mireska wearing? Is she naked?
how many people use last hitting scripts?
>>543916638don't worry she got her clothes back
>>543918243lame she should be naked at all times
>>543918243What's going on one the bottom right
Someone please pay sorapoi to draw more dota holy fuck all of you "artists" are shit with no concept of what's actually good
dead furry general
>>543919887Post art
>>543919887I don't think Sorapoi is very affordable...or does commissions at all.
sex with fluffy lina
>>543919887not your personal army
>>543909789jews won and they're our greatest ally!
>>543921386why do the good ones always hate money?
>>543923845did you try offering a million dollar for a commission?
>>543923845He/She is doing great on susbcribestar and sites like that, I think.
>>543919887no no please don't pay for more dota art I beg of you please don't teach me a lesson!
>>543924762Very cute
>first pick huskar patch
>>543926843>blight stone blocks your path
>lose game>lose 4mmrwhat?
>>543927692good job agent
>make a missclick mistake at the start of a fight that cost an ally his life>team fight still goes on for a full minute>he's spending the entire teamfight pinging and cursing at meI made a mistake and he's right to be upset, I get it, but shut the fuck up in that moment. Ping me and wish death upon my mother after the teamfight is done not while it's still going, it's distracting everyone and isn't productive at all.
fuck I thought I could get some quick games on a friday HOWEVER the weekend retards are playing early
Can you lose com score points if your only coms are the Well played chat wheel and teammate death timers
>>543905269>Playing core with a hoodwink on your lane and slowly losing your mind because he's fucking things up whilst you're grandmaster at the hero
Dotards, give me some tips to playing support Pugna.
>>543937684buy shard drop the ward in a teamfight and leech from it
>Every match is 1 hour even when all 3 lanes are wonWhy?
>>543937782Shouldn't I be prioritizing using the ult to heal allies in a fight?
>>543937819Had an 80 minute game today, was completely drained after it. It was exhausting.
>>543937935Nah you do that on lane or in the aftermath, The heal rate isn't enough to keep someone alive if they're getting targeted
>>543937819noobs don't know how to end games
>>543937819because then you would be complaining games are either too long or too short.
male lc persona when?
>>543947826ewwww why
>>543956209LC used Garithos' model in Warcraft III Dota.
>>543901436Alright alright
>>543957374Her tits are exposeda4ty4.
>>543957449so?
How did mason go from playing at TI to being a washed up pleb?
normal games are UNPLAYABLE, it's insane
>>543958536Because he was just lucky to get invited to EG in the first place.
>>543937684if you want advice you should always mention your rank
>>543958972Low immortal (6k).
>>543937015Depends on if people decide to report you for your passive aggressive shit
WHERE IS ARTEEZY
my friend just gifted me ember spirits immortal shoulders im so happy bros
>>543965720congrats anon, it's a good looking hat
and a very fun hero to play too
Midas should be a tier 5 neutral- no longer have to nightmarishly balance it around autistic pro farming strats- completely avoids like 90% of the opportunity cost issues associated with aforementioned autistic pro farming strats- situational based on how the match has been going rather than being based on how a match might potentially play out- kinda like pirate hat so we know it does actually work without breaking the game in half- thematic meme potential based on its rarity>what about ogrefuck him>what about arc wardenfuck him
is there any way to get the no hats mod again
>>543967452 neutral items shouldn't exist, nor midas
heroes for this feel
>>543970259people are putting all their money on videogame dresses, imaginary currencies backed by nothing or no one and betting websitesneoliberalism really destroyed capitalism to a degree it'll get another great depression to bring things back down to earth again
>>543970259Ringmaster
>You now remember that Dota has in game music
>>543973024I always remember it, I use the TI10 music pack, the best one
>>543966238lucky to have met such a fren
>>543970259SF >>543798112
>>543973024wdym i always have the OST
https://voca.ro/1joaqgfDIB3n
confluence, november 5th
behavior score is absurd, it's much harder than gaining mmr
give me your gayest offlane combos
>>543990061venomancer necrolyte
>>543990482who the fuck is necrolyte
>>543990593dumb zoomer
>>543989108just don't lose it?
>>543990749fuck off league tard
>>543990593Old Eron
>>543989108Literally just don't be a gargantuan faggot
>>543990593Eron Islesion
>>543992085>>543992724are you dying?
does anyone have a mouse recommendation? I want a wide mouse, been using this tiny light one and my hand is hurting, I think I have to get a wide mouse and rest the hand on it for it to stop hurting
>>543992085>>543992724>Implying I know some namefaggot off here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40UgSGCqz_w
On the topic of Eron Islesion, when are they buffing him? He's been trash for years and the last patch fucked him over for no reason.
>>543994481Never
I had a nightmare the new collector's cache released and it had the centaur courier skin I'm still reeling
>>543967452>bitching about midas when helm is running rampantMidas is shit and is fine as a fallback option for cores that get dumpstered in lane.
You almost had that.
>>543994432that's so fucking hilarious, I didn't understood it until I checked leddit
>>544000589qrd?
Every dota video is some stupid shit like this, where did everyone goAll the real youtubers speak russian or spanish
>>544001535stinger was cucked by pakaz and is not the father of the son he thought was his
Good night dotards
>>544001560nah, there are tons of people trying to be the new BSJ on youtube
>>544001741Goodnight dotard
>>544001842No there arent every english PA video in 4 months is that shit or replayjeets/SEAThe only real video I've seen in a month is an arteezy stream upload but cut down
>>544001535https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/1offszd/stinger_goes_on_peruvian_tv_show_to_discuss_that/
>>544001947watch crabby
>>544002021>a billion guidesWatch what?
>>544002123what the hell do you want to watch, it's guides or memes, it has always been guides or memes
>>544002232Gameplay of people playing and explaining their game, as we used to have
>>544002316that's a guide now, doing live commentary is way too hard
What'd I fucking tell youDo only russians and mexicans care about this game now?
>>544002695That sucks
That's it, im going to play ToME until the new patch.
>>544005426nice, that's a great choice
yandex is 2-0ing heroic...
>>543843327>Lyralei>Fellow supportNGMI
Tundra vs Nigma starting, Pure playing Kez again.
>>544013227i was told that hero was unplayable
>>544013326yeah if you're bad and low iq like the person that told you
DUDE WHAT IF WE MADE BROOD OP AS FUCKLOL!!!!
Are any of you asian?
Boy it sure is hard to nerf Leshrak so he doesn't fucking kill you in 1 second with his retarded fucking nigger pure damage :)
kez lost, again
Realistically, when is the patch dropping?
>>544023243mid to late november
>>544001963>Its even worst that it says, he knew the baby wasnt his (he had a vasectomy 4 years ago) and still signed with his last name and was willing to be her father.>The girl doesnt want him near her baby because of their toxic relationship and wants his last name removed and wants to separate the child from him. He went on that TV show to keep the childKEEEEEEEEEK
>>544023243Some point after the 5th of November.
>>544025747DRAWFAGS give me some nice Lina's soles, I want them nice and sweaty, shiny and delicious
>>544001741sincerely hope you never wake up
>>544008102Hopefully that heroic dick riding stops
>>544023243We can easily play on this patch till next year
Do dotards wash their dick or does Pugna like it stinky?
>>544032583Pugna likes stinky smelly dotard dick.
>>544032583>>544034160
there is no more boring hero than this faggotall this nigga does is just walk towards you
>>544034943I keep forgetting what his W does since they change it so much. Is it a dispel now or BKB?
>>544034943Aba
>>544034943spectre but the hero is fundamentally broken so she's "fun"
Haven't played in three months, no way am I gonna play ranked first, need a bot match before spamming unranked pubs.
>>544037469Also how the fuck did Falcons win a TI? Spirit is below a shitty NA team?
>>544038009>SpiritPlayed like shit.>TundraWhitemon had visa issues and couldn't play, Crystallis as their pos1 lmao.>ParavisionJust ban MK and Slark and 9class does nothing.
>>544036708aba has a fun shield save, mekansm aghs heal builds were literal godmode and attack speed on towers was fun pushing mechanism
Came back to the game after 10 years. How do I learn things back quickly? What always confused me is where to play what character. Also what is the most played unranked mode? All pick?
if you want to drink Eiritel's pee too, reply to this post.
>>544041539not saying i don't, but where's the love for nami?
>>544036953im really not keen on nuspectre. only being scary every 3 minutes until the 50 minute mark when you become unbeatable isnt as good as the current incarnation, but it was way more cozyt. spectre picker
>>544042171You mean the broken global tp that lets you swap out is better than a fair and balanced ult?woah....
is gabe based or nah
>>544040119Like 90% of people play ranked only, turbo is the most popular unranked mode
>>544042602>being forced to change anti-consumer behavior because of basic consumer right laws again>"OMG HE'S SO BASED!"Its like thinking someone is based for using lube when fucking you in the ass
>>544042602Based and minnowpilled, whaletroons in suicide watch.
>>544042839>using lube when fucking you in the assNote: most companies fail this simple task.
>>544042735I am not ready yet. I forgot champions, builds, general rules. I only remember league stuff. I would ruin people games as of now
>>544043238>I would ruin people games as of nowSo?
>>544043694Idk.. getting flamed? Ruining experience?
>>543691839I pop back in here for the first time in years and people still post my forced Malcolm X meme from 2014. It's my only legacy on this earth.
another game griefed by offlane earthshaker
>>544043809Having 20k hours and playing 10 games a day doesn't stop people from doing thatPlay some turbo games or something then get into ranked, the sooner the better
>>544044087Should I watch some guides.. get a hero pool.. understand roles? or just go full mongoloid into games?
>>544044186Pick the guy that looks the coolest, look up a quick guide online or follow an in game guide (not torte de lini) then do whatever in turbo
>>544043238Just play unranked, people are chill.
>>544044995so Turbo? Any of you wanna play with me?
>>544045569>so TurboI play all pick unranked, never gonna bother with Turbo.
>>544045569My pc is broken so I can't, stuck using an old shitty laptop that can't run dota
I wish there was a gamemode where you could just grief, troll, build non-meta items and things like carry supports and everyone was competing to play the worst
Hey Guys, Gabe Newell here.I have some free time today and can sit down to answer a couple questions.
>>544048420whats your favourite hero?
>>544047628That's turbo
>>544048464My favorite hero is Sand King.
>>544048420When are we getting the loli Pugna persona that you promised us?
>>544048585holy shit its really him
>>544048420When are you crashing the dota market with no survivors?
>>544048614Probably never.>>544048660That is up to the community.
>>544048843It's over...
Anyways guys, my Yacht is about to leave port. Glad I could answer a few questions. - Gaben
>win 14/15 games>commend everyone>get a gorillion commends back>goyscore only increases by around 300 pointsso what, is it capped at +20 per game then? what a shitload of fuck
>>543937819Learn how to siege high ground
>>543957374Sexxxx
>>543957374Id fuck that doessy so hard even untouchable wouldnt have an effect on mr
>>544014461Isnt she? Could end game sub 30 mins if youre not a complete retard
>>544047628Thats turbo
>>544048420Why (You) reddit-spacing?
So dead
>>544057541
Mason bros?
PSG here have you guys tried metamucilI bet mason takes citrucel or metamucil if he doesn't he will start within a few years
Anyway just imagine being able to take a bigger shit in ONE day. You barely have to do anything. This should interest youHeroes who take the biggest shits per body mass:Crystal Maiden
>>544062167I took a huge shit today, felt like it was ripping my asshole apart then it clogged the toiled because it was shaped like a mace.It was not a good shit.
Vore hero when?
>>544062687Did it really clog the toilet? I have a toto toilet that can suck down an American football
>>544066706Yeah, massive shit + limescale that i should have scrubbed with hydrochloric acid long ago
is the fat man out of shitpool?
>>544071096No he talked the other day about just buying a new account because it's so bad.
>>544071096No, he was talking to his chat the other day about either buying another behavior boost or just buying a new account because the games in the shitpool are so bad.
so how do I chat wheel in pregame now?
>>544071239>>544071291PSG hereApologize
>>544073228I'm also in the shitpool and can confirm it's unplayable and there's no way out. Literally crabs in a bucket pool. You can say nothing, try your hardest to win every game and if you lose you will get mass reported no matter what.
>>544073957Really? That's crazy because I said that for like 8 years and 1000+ people told me I was wrongDon't forget hilariously beating the 5500mmr guy from 1300 MMR! Playing down there makes you good at dota in a few ways.
>>544071291>>544073957damn, we will never get kino matches where mason gets in a game with pros and wins and gives a speech at the end, its just shitpool purgatory forever, a fate worse than henry
there is no such thing as shitpoolstop being a toxic piece of shit who gets reported every game
Breaking news: Dota 2 Streamer Mason dies in plane crash
>>544075316mason may occasionally flame but he doesnt ruin games
>>544076352?hello mason?you ruin games constantly? and flaming is why ur fucking reported
>>544076108no risk of that happening bro didnt even get on a plane to go to TI when it was 2 states away from him
>>544076352He gets mad at his teammates which in turn become more mad. It spirals out of control and the game is ruined.Kind of like what basketball americans do, one looks another in a wrong way, one ends up dead other in jail.
>watching mason in 2025literally more whiny than bsj
>>544077281Americans drive 2 states.
Hey guys, Mason here. Ask me anything!
All English dota streamers are whiny bitches
>>544076352Flaming your team is ruining the game
>two teammates buy refreshers and never use them because they don't want to waste the first chargethanks valve
>queue with some retard with 14000 games>he is completely incapable of showing even a seconds worth of foresight and throws every single meepo net directly onto people>never micros, no map awareness>afk jungle half the gamehow can people be so fucking bad after spending actual literal continuous years playing this game? its such a grim thought
>>544082798some people just dont care and are just in it to piss away time or whatever
why does mason listen to nigger music
>>544088504his a nigga from the hoodlook at him, blacker than jubei
jubei is only like 1/4 black anyways his white single mother should have drowned him t b h
>>544082798>how are you still not at the wrc if you drive every daythis is your argujment
>>544041745Tatar or something.
Been watchan some league lately. They're conducting their TI and...Guess how many koreans/chinese/euros/ameribros made it to playoffs without looking it up.
>>5440949674kr, 1cn, 2eu, 1na?
>>544096326I was talking in terms of players but you're pretty much on the money.5kr, 1cn, 1tw, 1euOverall it's like23 koreans, 7 chinese, 5 taiwanese, 5 euros.No ameriboos whatsoever
>>544097975oh wow, are the other regions really that bad? I thought eu was doing fine lol
>>544099394I think fnatic was the only EU team that won a lolti and it was in 2011 with this type of competition.https://liquipedia.net/leagueoflegends/World_Championship/2011Only 8 teams as well.
who the fuck is jubei
>>544104571a fallen king
Holy shit, did Mason really bang Emiru?
AI fags? can you generate Lina's feet
@grok banish this dotard to the shadow realm
>>544115319I love feet
>>544117285fucking same...
Hello fellow dota 2 playersI have have been discussing in multiple forums, servers, IRL connections... Has everything gone to shit?
might learn how to play dota 2 at the ripe old age of 40
>>544117285amazing
>>544121124unc its time to let it go
>>54412112440 is the new 20
Yo Stinger is a cuck
>>544122517in ten years 50 will be the new 20.
Is this good bros?
Is anyone gonna play HoN Rebirth?
>>544125615I will have it as a side game
Hey so yesterday I was talking about how dogshit the dota youtube scene is nowadays if you speak english but today I found this guy >@PurgeGamersIf anybody else cares
>>544125615HoN was really fun (and a lot of copypasted heroes mogged dota because they look cooler) so maybe
>>544125615>have to install some shitty platform made by garenai think that downloading random shit off current day piratebay is safer than that
Does anyone have any good ideas on how to play the mid role, as a whole? Both shows barebones and what you should be doing at a higher level.
in 2 wins, or 1 win 1 lose, or 4 lose, i'm done with this fucking event
>>544131248As a support I can suggest that 20~30 seconds before power runes spawn ping the time and do a "Check Runes Please!" chat wheel thingy to encourage your supports to help you secure them.Often time I'd like to do so but I might be busy in lane and not realize it's time to come check runes and help my mid, so that reminder can help me help you.
Is WR the definition of win lane, lose game hero?>gets countered by a t1 neutral item>is only relevant in the first 20 min of the game and massively falls off as the game goes longer>mkb renders her escape useless, is built on almost all rightclick cores>fuck all hp and dies to a few spells>requires better positioning than sniper to do anything>there are dozens of better mid heroes or 4s
>>544135313>>gets countered by a t1 neutral item?
>>544135439the neutral blademail itemalmost every single melee hero wants it since the t1-2 selection is pretty ass this patchensures WR takes more damage than she does to you if she ever ults you early on
>>544135313She has a 4 seconds stun (same as level 3 Primal Roar) that can hit 2 heroes and has a 10 seconds cooldown, and a 3000 cast range 9 seconds cooldown Culling Blade.
>pick WR>enemy team buys 3 Blademails
>>544140075>le BKB face
>>544140075just dont press ult
>>544143835But I want the Autumn Arcana style and Gaben decided that if I land 30 double shackles and 40 powershot kills per game I get 0 (Zero) progress if I don't press ult.>>544143667That just earns reports from teammates since it's a pos4 WR.
>>544144506>pos4 WRBuy euls or something your pick is a literal grief pick
>>544144824See >>544135991
and i'm done with this faggot event. fuck you valve never do anything like this shit again
>>544145468Did you get anything good? I got shit blue sets.
>>544145553no lmao
>no The Gambler hero
>no peon porn star hero
>>544131248>Does anyone have any good ideas on how to play the mid role, as a whole? Both shows barebones and what you should be doing at a higher level.BalloonDota. TLDR just learn to last hit and punish the enemy. If you have a spell with area of effect try to last hit creeps and hit an enemy hero with it. Etc. Lots of simple stuff. Be careful about wards, you should place them when you're in fog because sometimes even at lower lanks it seems I actually get clicked (I mean, if you have an obs in inventory and you go leftwards to ward the rune, and then pop out without obs he'll deward it).
>>544150352I'd say that that is a positive
After 3 months of not playing my mechanical skills barely dropped but I do some stupid shit like blinking where I shouldn't and making stupid decisions. I thought it was gonna be reverse, seems it's hard to keep track of things.
>12k behavior score>my comm score dropped from 9k to 5k in the last 6 months>completely stopped talking 2 months ago>still get muted mid match for telling someone repeatedly to not rush radiance into boots of travel in a losing game where we don't have towers>comm score just won't go up even if you mute you mute yourself, as I was playing like that for 1 month and would still lose scoreit's never going back up, is it? just a bunch of miserable people spam reporting every single person on their team when they lose no matter what
>>544155992Hoodrat pawjobs.
Real talk now, Crystallis is not that bad of a player but his item build sucks almost everytime and I'm 99% sure someone else is making decisions about that for him.
>>544156932From the top of my head: building octarine and refresher on carry Abaddon, refresher on Void, etc. I don't think he's the mastermind behind that. Build alone makes him largely irrelevant or subpar in many fights.
>>544156932his hero pool is too niche
>>544157267That as well but people have been pooping on his gameplay but I'd want to see people try playing his builds against professional teams. Like this FV build is useless.This is "his" 70 minute build in prelims. They lost because his item build was crap and he did zero damage, not because he threw his keyboard. Most of his decisions seem alright.
>>544156263Don't tell people things, nobody cares
quinn thinks brown boots radiance is an acceptable build as necro mid
>>544163556viable
>>544164479hes not a pro
huskar is so fucking broken
heart is underrated on huskar
>>544166546Heart is underrated on a lot of heroes, having massive regen that allows you to push towers easily have won me so many games
>>544167463name 5 heroes
>>544131248Before I say anything, I'm about to hit Ancient, 3,6k mmr or something like that so you can disregard my post if you are higherI'm not a midlane player, but sometimes I do get mid while farming tokens. I know you asked for overall tips, not hero specific, but you need to find a hero you are comfortable with. My comfort pick is sk, in fact I've never lost the lane with him. I just focus on farming, I know that sk scales really well so I dont try to force ganks/fights, I just farm and do stuff when it seems good to do so. So with all that in mind, I'll give you a few tips. Really basic stuff, block the 1st wave so that the equilibrium is under your tower. If you have some downtime, for example you've pushed the wave (happens often as sk) don't just walk around or turn your brain off, run back and block the next wave so that you get the favourable equilibrium again. This really helps with unfavourable matchups. If you play something that can poke the enemy hero then you need to think if it's better than blocking the wave, Dota is a gaming with multiple choices you can make per minute. If you push you could run under the enemy tower and poke without taking tower aggro, but is it better than the thing I've mentioned before? Your call.Runes are really important. Unfortunately, it's a 50/50 if both you and the opponent try to get one. Don't waste observers just to be able to see a rune, if you went for the top rune but it didn't spawn and you can't see your opponent, he went for the bottom one and won the gamble. Try to push the wave before the runes spawn, you need to keep that in mind and plan ahead. If you get a haste rune consider ganking, but you can also just run back to base and tp back to lane if you are low, it's kind of like a regen rune. Remember that you get levels quicker than your team does. Level 6 is usually when your ganks are the strongest, but again, don't force them.
>>544061629Hi, PSG! When I was on TI with my girlfriend, I think I mentioned you a couple of times. You were with me on TI this way.
I don't like quinnIf he's gonna retire just fucking retire
Where's TobiWan?And I don't mean shit like "oh, he left Dota after blah" or "oh, he's doing an accountant in some generic firm now"Like. What's he doing online now?
>>544169663why do you care?
>>544169845Because he's a good guy and I hope he's doing well
>>544169663He said he will cease to have any public image in esports and will never commentate anything again.
>reposting pictures straight from redditit's over
>>544170390It still boggles the mind how people can read a vague "I hooked up with a guy and didn't enjoy it" story, and go on a crusade against him
>>544170381then dont stalk him
>>544171275A cup of water dotard, they couldn't have let him get away with it.
>>544171910its been like 10 years and you still cant move on from this
>>544171910>ADULT WOMAN makes bad choices>starts crying about it>this means she is a victimthank god trump is back in officethose 4 years without him were hell on earth
>>544172353what the fuck does Trump have to do with any of that you brainrotten obese subhuman?
cute griefer
>carry stormmy pûbs
https://www.twitch.tv/quinndotadotardbros...
>>544170390No, I know that. But he's gotta be somewhere.
>17-0wtf
uh oh
Tobi did nothing wrong
>>544178654only 5k lead thoughjust a little throw with 2-3 deaths and it's even
>>544170390>>544171910Who did the condom stealthing thing?
are they even trying? wtf is this shit
>>544074812What's going on with Henry now anyway?
>>544178759shilling a crypto coin was definitely the wrong thing to do
>>544178759
>>544178918They 1st picked qop and have a last pick carry storm.
>33-7>even networthWhat?
UHH?
This has to be fixed
>>544176891>unironically uses the word heckin
>>544176891Quinn is so weird. He's this toxic freak with anger issues but at the same time only listens to girly pop and puts on a positive front like people don't know he's insane
>>544128762Buy an ad
>>544131248Are you a narcissist and capable of violence irl? If not then play some other role
>>544128762>i found some guy that has been a TI analyst multiple timesa regular ol Columbus you are anon
>>544135313Get good
>>544176891Insane how all the dotards force themselves to play such a shit game only because valve made it
>>544168865I read your entire blogpost and you definitely wasted my fucking time. Never post again
>3 games of Viper>win mid without a sweat>Lose anyway because viper does nothing past laningHow do we fix this piece of shit
>>544184019?all the dotards force themselves to play such a shit game only because valve made itAre you talking about dota2? I don't think most dotards touch any game that isn't dota
>>544184852Pick it when the Break from his ult is really good in that game (I'm assuming you're last picking mid?).
watching CLQ rn and he keeps denying the queue cause dotaplus shows him match quality and I thought that only applied to non ranked games but dude is queuing ranked wtf, so thats why so many people deny matches all the time when im queuing. Since when does it apply to ranked games?
>viper is bad
>>544185286CLQ is streaming? In 2025? Where?
>>544186653twitch
>>544186763Holy shit, what rank is he? This is so painful to watch.
>>544186932unranked immortal NA
>>544186932CLQ IS SO SHIEEET
>>544187009Impossible. I'm guessing Crusader.
Hey guys it's your boy Arteezy, ask me anything
>>544187676I'm asking you to leave
>>544187676Why are you such a whiny bitch?
>>544187714you leave>>544188243what?
Storm spirit bad
>>544190202nope
>it's a my 2 cores can't stop splitpushing separately and getting caught one after another instead of grouping up and taking objectives together episode
12 ranked wins in a row.The no incoming chat effect, it's OP, focus on your own game and treat teammates as bots.I feel the improvements, I'll be 10k next year, no human can stop me.I don't even care if this streak is broken, I know wins are inevitable, I just have to keep playing and focus on improving, I figured it out.
>>544191618doesn't matter, all you need is to be better than the opponent of the same position.Wins will come, the no incoming chat all anonymous effect is real.You'll see free MMR coming your way and you'll just have to press "accept".
>>544192035I already play in anonymous modeaside from finally reaching 12K behavior score my winrate stays the same. You just cant help the matchmaking sometimes
>>544192035You get reported and you will lose games because you can't hear calls
>>544192701>you can't hear callsjust look at the minimap and act accordingly dotard
>>544192221>>544192701My behavior score is improved ever since I muted everyone.100% you will gain mmr after understanding this, I promise you:If you mindless follow the calls of people with the same MMR you'll never go beyond their level.You know you're making mistakes every game, focus on fixing them, I guarantee you the MMR will come.
>>544192861This.Example:Is roshan a good call? Say "roshan", if your team goes rosh you follow them, you can literally see them grouping up to do rosh, tormentor or push a lane it's very obvious
>>544193342Maybe if you're herald or ancient or some other low rank
>I will play team game and not talk to anyone Dotards..
>>544194360>say anything>game quality for the next 200 matches is liable to tank
>>544187090>>544186932>>544186763>>544186653>>544187009What the fuck? Is he actually immortal? What the fuck is going on? Are his teammates immortal? HOW? Is this a lobby? I don't understand at all, they're all fucking up so much.
>>544192861>ally calls "enemy used Mirana ult!">can't hear him since I muted>die>get reported
>>544195612unranked immortal is the new ancient
>>544193930dotanator plays support with all muted
>>544195747if you get reported for dying the report won't go through anyhow, what are you talking about
>>544195612>>544186653not real
>>544186932>>544185286not real CLQ, even through the voice mod I can tell his voice is different
>>544198732its him
I did it
>>544199641
lol
Black people invented dota and it was looted from African lands
>>544194360chat wheel does all the speaking for me
I think they should rescale the price of items to follow suit with the amount of gold on the map. Make refresher orb an even 10k gold for starters,
>not being able to download replays))
Current strong mid heroes?
>>544205041QoP Puck Huskar Leshrac
>>544204520It's just 2 months old, I can watch the game I played last night, what's the time limit? Absurd if I can't watch such fresh games.
>>544206140I think it's around a week or so. It makes sense, considering the amount of games played everyday, it's way more data than we can imagine
>>544205041how could a hero be strong and mid at the same time
>>544200114tiny if he brazil
>>544200410I wouldn't have it any other way
>4 takes all the farm>buys no support items>pings your itemsdo these people have any capacity to reflect on their actions at all?
Is Nature Prophet pos5 supposed to leave for cigarettes from minute 1 leaving me solo against a Clockwerk/Pudge lane or did I get paired with an absolute faggot?
I don't think I'll make it to the Legion set... go on without me dotards...
>>544216404He's supposed to leave but immediately come back. Like use his global TP to help the pos3 and pos4 and then take the twin gate right back to the lane until he can TP again.He's not supposed to leave and never come back, at least not for a while.
>last online, 11 years ago
>>544222294sorry bro just haven't been in a dota mood lately
>>544216839only the hands are cool the rest is meh
none of my friends play dota anymore, last time was in 2020 during covid for a reunion game then everyone just fell off the face of the world.
Dead general
>>544235439i was too busy playing dota sorry
>>544235562yeah i guess im worthless!
For all you 2k players, if you cared more about ending the game than muh epic fights youd be higher ranked. You dont actually need megas one lane of barracks exposes the ancient
>>544205573I can destroy all those heroes with ember
>>544241053They need megas because most of the time they win fights in their own base. By the time they push out a lane and get to the enemy's base, the enemy heroes are respawning. Meanwhile your teammates are doing pointless shit like jungling.If you want to secure the win yourself in low mmr, you have to go for megas.
Whenever I think I did good in a match I just look at the hero damage at the end and realize I'm shit
>>544245637It depends a lot on the hero you were playing and what else you did during the match. Theres more nuanced but better ways to gauge how well you did in a match.
>>544244162>you have to go for megasSuch low mmr mentality. I lost a game because of this my 1 wanted megas when 3 enemies are down and ancient was exposed.
>>544249376>Such low mmr mentality.No u. For every 1 game you lost after getting megas, there's 10 you would lose from failing to take the ancient, getting wiped because low mmr shitters dont know when to retreat and throwing away any potential advantage you could have gained.
>>544241053I can't throne by myself and my team just afk jungles any time a fight is won.
>>543852485God please.
Mars is so fucking overrated
>>544250242If you can't end after one lane of racks you're low mmr.
>>544264964If you're low mmr then so are you're teammates so it's impossible to tard wrangle your team into ending quickly. Like >>544250762 said, they will just afk jungle and you'll be trying to take the ancient 1v5.
I need a list that shows you the item counters to shit and bonus points if it tells you what roles or type of heroes the item is good on.
>>544267313ever thought of... using your brain? thinking?Let me guess, amerimutt?
>>544265456The worst part is when we get aegis, go up to the hg and 2 of my teamtards decide to tp back to tier3 because there's a creep wave to be farmed, so we just waste aegis. It's an actual strat to do with sissymage, wait for enemies to get rs, push out one lane and watch them split into 2 or 3 groups, pick off, repeat.
Alright team, we got the Aegis and it's time to push! Should we safely let our Aegis carrier hit the tier3 while our Magnus/BAtrider/Pudge patiently looks for a good initiation or should be dive enemy tier4 towers for no reason get wiped and lose the game?
>>544269078carrytrannies do be retarded like that though
What are some tips for Spectre? I am a new player and I Got humiliated by playing her.Also I played P4 BountyHunter, did good with ganks in early but fell of lategame. Do I have to stalk and stack R before engage or what is the right course of action for mid/late?
>>544269251>spectreGet orchid early and keep an eye on the minimap for global ganks>bhHe's kind of shit, get as many tracks up as possible before fights start unless one enemy is isolated and your team can kill it, the hero revolves around buying the correct items for the situation so you need decent knowledge of what items are needed in each situation
>>544241817I was talking about general wr% on d2pt. But okay thirdie, you're the best
>>544269480Thanks. yeh I figured after the game I can gank everywhere I have vision. I am looking to get back into Dota after like 10 years, I remember some heroes but things have changed and I dont remember items.I like Axe (I do fairly good with him, but I have issues with mages late game), or Juggernaut, or Faceless Void timezone guy.. Huskar.. I remember others but idk who is good and who isnt honestly.
>>544270084Jugg is good
>>544270084I think if you want to get a hold on core roles and you're still fairly fresh you ought to play offlane beefy heroes like centaur/tide/underlord/axe and so on who have simple game plans, are impossible to kill, have strong laning phases and help enable their teammates
I see that pros pick the attack damage facet on Jakiro instead of the Ice Path facet. Is that for more damage in lane?
Support sissies what is this?
>>544270621It's a carrysissy getting slapped by a supportchad
Wasted 12 hours playing this abandonware again
>>544270574Yeah it's very strong in lane and they nerfed the ice breaker facet a lot
parivision fucking sucks
>>544270906You don't need to attach a picture of yourself to your seetheposts, troonie
>>544273213is that mason?
>>544273213Sharty lost
>>544273213Mason's got that dog in him
>>544273582Rent free
>>544184019true
>guys this game is so fucking shit!!! only moronic retards could play such dogshit>queues another match
>>544241053New 3k shitter here, which lane is the best to expose? Enemy safelane? Because it eliminates the best farming pattern, right?
>>544273505Why would Mason have Russian flags?
>>544276919Offlane for better control of the triangle and wisdom shrine
>>544277026why wouldnt he?
>NA is unplayable, you only play with spics>queues EU West>is complete dogshitgod I hate amerimutts, they are exactly like any other brown subhuman who queues EUW to play with actual humans without realizing why his native server is dogshit.
>>544277410Amerisissies what's your response?
>>544277410I'm a Serb and I respect the Americans. If you have some issue with them remember they have 13 carriers and your country probably has 0, and Americans have 10k planes and landed a man on the Moon. You will learn to tolerate the orange baboon and like it.Europeans remembered their place once the tariffs hit.
>>544277583silence, amerinigger
>>544277698Euro poor sissy.
How is Broodmother? I haven't played her since they took away her invis. I haven't really played much at all aside from occasionally with friends on and off since before they started moving the Roshpit around.
>>544277841Kek.
Parashitters LULW
>Euro poor sissy.
>>544278271Whitest american
>>544277841grim
>>544277764What heroes do the strike team main?
>>544278619Axe? Any pos 3 grug hero.
>queue up for a ranked game on europe west with only english as the selected language>everyone my team and on the enemy team is russian>queue up again after that>once again, everyone my team and on the enemy team is russian
>>544279807westcucks are busy playing league/fortnite/the current fotm goyslop
>>544279807I like the Russians, I go into their games and 4 of them (except me since I don't speak it) start immediately talking like they've known each other for 10 years. Many games like this. Maybe they're drunk but at least they're having fun.
>>544279807The lack of language lock killed this game.
>>544281034It's like with blacks, one nigger gets in a white neighborhood, and whites starts, leaving, and those empty houses get filled with more blacks, untill the neighbourhood is filled with drugs and violent gangs
>>544281034Honestly I just ignore any cyrilic in chat
So i checked on eternalenvy and dude has gone full crazy with that fake trader persona his photoshopped gains are so easy to catch
>>544282658the market hasnt been as predictable with trump at the helm
>>544284073Barron can predict it without an issue.
>>544284162hes an insider with full privilegenot the same
>ISP decides to have work done without notifying>Get an abandon due to the disconnect, a loss and probably 4+ reportsFun.
>>544284702completely out of your controland given its a one-off it should not affect your scores too badly, right?
>>544282658He wll soon claim he made 100 million and launch a course at 100$
>>544284890My only abandons in 12+ years have been due to disconnects out of my control (ISP fucking my ass, weather, etc.) so I'm not worried about low priority but you play 5 games and all are dog shit one sided stomps and then the 6th is a close back and worth 50+ minute game finally and it's fucking frustrating to have it end like that due to the disconnect.
>>544285274unlucky
>>544241817you're not winning the qop and huskar lane brot. immortal level 30 ember player
do TOs not bother with official casts anymore why is my only choice hearing gorgc blog about his day
how the fuck does aurora communicate? pings only?
>>544289318telepathy
>>544285882Bs
>>544285882Blight stone, ton of regen, keep equilibrium on your high ground etc. it may be hard but not impossible
I haven't seen Aba carry a single game. Every win has happened around him.
>>544287807its on kick
He lost so much weight holy shit I didn't recognize him
Why do all pros go power treads on Ursa instead of Phase boots now
>>544302497Stats>movement speed/phasing
>>544297718wtf?!
>>544303001this is so dumbbeing able to attack your target > stats
This ursa has so many flashy hats like the blink daggers on the arms, the claws and the blue owl set it barely looks like the hero anymore
>>544250242>throwing away any potential advantage you could have gained.We HAD the advantage. All 3 enemy cores were down and the niggers insisted on taking another lane when we could have a ended the game right then and there. Did we get to take another lane of racks? No. Did we get megas? No. Take a wild guess what happened next
I was very lucky to start playing dota between the end of the last year and the beginning of this one. Coming from League I knew that if I want to get into this game I have to spam games and try every hero out. The Crownfall event was perfect for this with those tokens or whatever it was told. I wanted to replay the same heroes which I liked but in order to advance the story I needed to play something even if I didnt want to. Hopefully Valve adds something similar, it would help the new players out
>>544302497who are you even talking aboutnightfall, hector, pure and skiter all went phase
>>544306243yatoro and yuma tooguy sees one match with treads and just jumps to conclusions
>>544306182There is a new event in the works, but valve devs have ADHD
>>544306497but we dont know if it's going to have the same structure ie. play venge to get the flying token. that shit was amazing
>>544306182the game will generate a random number for you with /roll
why do I fall off behind in lvls in midgame?
>>544306989Open a replay and see what enemies and allies are doing then compare it to what you're doing. Logically you're not getting the exp you should so you should hit the camps and waves more.
>>544306989You die too much
>>544306243>>544306381Ame and Lou are both going treadssame for arteezy on stream
>VG went megas instead of going for T4s straight up like Pure would>lose
>>544309034a chyna thing then
I don't like this videogame.
Redpill me on Invoker facets
>>544310527quas facet has an useless aghs and an useless shardexort facet has a useless shardwex facet's shard and aghs are both good
>>544306989You lack participation in pick off kills and you dont maximize your cs per min
>>544311867Well hold on that ice wall is decent no?
>>544312168not really no, its the weakest of the 3 possible aghs upgrades
>>544311867>wex aghs is goodHuh?
7.00 ruined dotaIt died there
I'll be pissed if we get 7.40 on Nov 5th, that's when EU5 releases
>>544314009yeah that's when they removed Techies from the game
>>544312916its goodmidas
>>544314152No it wasnt.Also Techie rework was the right thing to do, literally NOBODY liked to play against techies.
>>544316454???
>>544317798do you need every single detail laid out for you? It increases his farming speed while also giving him stats and good teamfight, its goodmidas
>>544318006>Invoker players have to cope like this ever since the nerfHey, I loved exort Invoker too, give it a break. It's garbage.
>>544316560Only shitter autist retards complained
>>544318094>I've never played with it but its garbagelol k
>>544317798This has to be the most underwhelming shit I've ever seen in my life, as a non-Invoker player. I literally walk through these not giving a shit when an enemy Invoker uses Tornado. They do no damage.
Only on /d2g/ you see retards saying that the tornado aghs is better than ice wall
>>544318390if you like techies that much, go play wc3 dota.
https://www.twitch.tv/quinndota/clip/SarcasticTangibleQuailDatBoi-CG1AWybus64pbin0
Someone fucking explain to me why Gabe took away the "no parties in my games" option for unranked. When I want to play the casual mode, I want to be able to just play alone and chill instead of dealing with horrendous 3/4 man parties who kiss each other's asses. Alternatively, cause DOTA to shut down any third party programs so said parties are forced to communicate in game.
>>544303202Pros have proper supports that set up the kills for them unlike your avg pubs. All they need to do is walk to the target
>>544322436>play a team game>wants to be aloneYou need to touch grass
>>544322436Uh the option you are thinking of still exists, it never applied to unrankedAnyways with D+ you can get solo queue, every time you get a match without ideal skill balance you decline and requeue
>>544327494stats are for farming and the chinks love to rice
do not type, do not talk, do not ping teammates, do not absolutely shit yourself and you won't get reported
>>544329029Why would I ever ping my teammates or his abilities/items.
i passed out in the middle of a game and we lost because of itsand king if you see this im really sorry, you were cool
>>544331829>i passed out in the middle of a gameWhat?
>>544328154Strict solo existed for unranked for ~3 months, but it got pulled because the partyfaggots screeched that the vast bulk of the population (solo players) excluded them. This led to super fast queues if you were solo, but super long queues if you had any sized party.>>544327797partyfaggot spotted.
>>544331931i am not a healthy individual
>>544332102sleep deprivation or drugs/alcohol?
>>544332261it just happens sometimes
>>544332403narcolepsy?
>>544332472anemia
>>544332803nigga just eat spinach or broccoli
POO PEE DEE IS LIVE
fatman is gonna get banned again
>>544335102dunking on mohammedans is worth it
>>544335102>you know what being a pedo was fine
MASON JUST DROPPED THE N WORD HOLY SHIT
>>544337396noob?
quinn really blew up GG just to stream getting cooked in deadlock damn
>>544338603rts boomers learning that they're cooked is always a sight to see
>>544339928>>544339928>>544339928
>>544337396nerd?