Previous: >>543759030>Global Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Meisho Doto (3*), Summer Maruzensky (Alt 3*), Summer Special Week (Alt 3*), Special Week (SSR), Tokai Teio (SSR), Sweep Tosho (SSR), Winning Ticket (SSR)10/14 - Summer Story event10/26 - Half Anniversary Part 110/30 - Eishin Flash (3*), Nice Nature (SSR), Tosen Jordan (SR)10/30 - LEO CUP - Hanshin 2200m>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Dantsu Flame (3*), Jungle Pocket (3* Rerun) Tosen Jordan (3* Alt), Curren Bouquet'dor (SSR)>New Uma: Red Desire (VA: Sekine Hitomi)Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapogAnonymous 10/22/25(Wed)18:06:24 No.543709518uma brap game
*requests BLAZE*
>marked
What did she mean by this?
Guys I'm too retarded for computers so I tried making a webm with boram. But I can't upload it because it says audio streams are not allowed.How do I fix?
TEIO I SWEAR IF YOU DECIDE TO HUG THE INNER RAIL ONE MORE TIME I WILL PERSONALLY BREAK YOUR LEGS SO YOU WILL NEVER RUN AGAIN
>>543785496webm for retards
Gold Ship gameGold Ship general
How bad is this>>543785496Your webm has audio in it(even if its silent there is still audio attached to it) just google “remove audio from webm” and the first link should do the thing
>>543785715spechud is so cocky she thinks she can win with no skills
>>543785496ffmpeg -i input.webm -an -c:v copy output.webm
what's a good amount of speed you need by start of senior year to max it out by the end?
>>543785715Needs some luck with pace ups to get you to A finals, but B finals should be guaranteed. Try to get more power, shooting for victory, and more midrace velocity, in that order of priority.
No one answered me last thread... is this a good ass wonder for cm4...
>>543785070>>543785093
>>543785827Depends on parents, generally if you have 800-850+ after inspiration i find it doable
SHE EAT
Sakura umas are cute
>>543785803but she has 5 skills
>>543785986>Uncapped speed>Zero acceleration skillsBuilt for B finals
>>543785827600+>>543785986No, she isn't winning without 1200 speed
>>543786157Debuffer though...
>>543785986is this an Ace Grass or Evil Grass?extremely average either way
>just got to my first summer training with dotoi creamed my pants
>>543786123nice
>>543785827Depends. Are your supports actually gonna show up on speed more than 3 times before the URAs or will they just camp guts and wit the entire year?
>>543785715Get rid of professor of curvature, give her a swimsuit, and take other mid-race skills
>>543785715>No medium Sif you had Shooting at the very least I'd say she's usable since she'll perform very well with that wit. IMO mid race skills aren't super high priority due to how many debuffers there are so you'll probably always be in that sweet spot for Red Shift and Shooting.I think you might make it out alive in round 1 but I don't think you're winning round 2. Add Shooting and maybe Med S and you'll be fine.
>>543786123how do you even keep her satiated once she retires?
>>543785986>speed and power too low to be an ace>wit too low to be a debufferI'm afraid it's glueaces should always have 1100-1200 speed and as much power as you can get while still meeting the stamina requirement debuffers should always have 600 or more wit
>>543786209>"she's a debuffer">432 wit>skills to go faster>prudent positioningno wonder nobody replied to your post in the first place
>>543786017>MurmurHybrids don't work anon, and you want at least 850 + 1 gold to survive a debuffless room.
>Yarimashita-HUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmRbWlbXtIY
>>543785715test
I'm watching RTTT right now.Why did she do it?
Digitan LOVE
>>543786530HARIKITTE IK--Wait a minute
chiyo chiyo chiyo chiyono o
Why is my trainer staring at me like this?
>>543786643Wouldn't you?
>>543786797Be a faggot somewhere else
>>543786797You are not decieving anyone Aoi
no medium S is unfortunate but what about everything else?
I like Smart Falcon
>>543786950This is cap (as in peak)Too bad about no medium S though.
>>543786950>staminanot good enough>powernot good enough>gutsnot good enough
>>543786668
About damn time I get something good from daily scout
A+ niggers should FUCKING DIE
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt that can't fit into her bloomerssniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracen
>>543787038there's no way 800 stam + 2 golds isn't enough
>>543785309*requests bakushin bakushin bakushin*
>>543787123not with that guts
I collected 4M fans yesterday.I think I'm addicted to this game but at least my empty TP gives me a break.
>>543787107>t.
>>543787123stam + guts = 1200 +2 golds is the minimum
>>543787345>I collected 4M fans yesterday.but why
>>543787345doto rape
>>543786017Just to start with, test rooms are finals practice so if you're not somewhat optimal you're getting shit on>Non capped speed>Zero accel skills when pace wants two but you could get away with just one if you have mid race skills. Red Shift is basically mandatory on most umas and you should add in Shooting or Pump depending on if you're pace or late.>Shit recovery on Brian and Mayano. Seriously, you want 800 + 2 golds or debuffers will eat you alive even if you're against a shitter. Only Tachyon is kind of fine in that regard.>Wit is sub 400 on two of those so those recovery skills won't even activate consistently. 400 is the bare minimum.>Power is mostly fine but try to keep it at 700 at the minimum. I'd say dropping Brian's power for other stats is a worthy trade off. >No Lone Wolf on Brian.>Hybrids are only usable with dominator IMO so I wouldn't try it with Mayano.EASIEST fix would to be to cut out one for a dedicated stamina or maybe a speed debuffer and then do runs on Brian for now to fix her.
>>543787409YES THATS ME
>>543787436The game is fun.
>/uma/ told me Dober is a must-have for Late parent>check her ult>has Rushed check>can pre-fire in mid-race(?)huh? explain to me, /uma/
Is this guy REALLY that important?
>No secret event for getting Bakushin to actually win a 3600m raceLame.
So, what has been the gaslight for this CM so far? Hybrids? Pacekeks?
>>543787660kill drama niggers
>>543787619Dober the card you mean.She's walmart Fine Motion and has the late surgers green.
>>543787660is this the retard who told me to skip kitasan black banner? Lmaooo
>>543787756retardGOD????
>>543786950What deck? I'm surprised you got so many skills points with that stat line. I'm assuming you used a wit card?
Granny Acute using staff-san as a pillow
>>543787697>HybridsI don't recall anyone saying they were good>PacekeksOn the contrary, pace will beat any front that isn't perfect or close to it. The real gaslight was that fronts would dominate the meta when it turns out your front needs really heavy investment to win.
>>543787057
>>543787843i ran her in test rooms and she gassed out a lot even without a evil nature but here's the deck>15 Stam/3Pow>12 Medium (didn't do shit)
Retards should never learn the pleasure of sex
>>543787937
Dont call Oguri Cute a retard..
>>543787660the koreans and taiwanese are getting uppity against WITgod
>>543787683why would you even attempt that?and how?
>>543788067Oguri shouldn't be such a sexy retard then
oguri cap more like overrated crap
>>543787937>>543788149
>>543787683that's coming out with the h-scenes expansion
So this is why they are being generous
>>543787697Probably S.Maru and fronts being meta.Pace can actually win and hybrids only work with a dedicated speed debuffer for dominator memes, but by that point you could just run a second ace for more consistency.
>>543788182I like Oguri's new clothes.
>So on the Korean server w-annnnnnnd close, not wasting my time listening to somebody who didn't play the REAL game.
>>543788369How's this trend compared to other gachas?
>>543786643the Overlord isn't shackled by intrusive thoughts
Why are all the sloptubers starting fights with witgod? Is it because he's the only guidemaker who isn't part of the misinformation cartel?
>>543787619Uh....*squints at timeline*She will be meta for the 2nd Scorpio cupTrust the plan
what exactly does this filter do
>>543787595this guy gets it
>>543787945>>543788540>spending all of my cm prep working on frontsUhhhhh...
>>543788820it shows legacies that have a 3* spark, sub-legacies included
>>543788592>not exposed tummy>no visible thongno sir i do not like it
>>543787660he's famous for his carat calculator and banner recommendations. Given how few english speaking creators there are he's like top 10 by default
>>543788923so if a grandparent has 3 star but parent has only 1 stars, it will still list...
is there any way to get a trainer ID from a lobby?some guy's ace has really nice sparks and I'd like to snatch his uma for breeding
>>543788878They're still good because they're hyper consistent but they aren't the meta defining behemoth that fags made them out to be.
>>543786643This actually happened. NTR's jockey was nervous before the race and Opera's jockey did it because his leg was trembling.
>>543787697>Front runners/S.Maru being S tier and a must pull (S. Spe has higher win rate in cm4 lobbies)>You NEED 1000 + 2 gold recoveries to counter debuffers
>>543788610>zerg_bgm_01 starts to play>"So on the korean server">close videoLetting gooks and SEAn- SEAfriends (who I love very much along with the jannies from there please don't give me a 3 day I'm not a racist) play on our glorious global server was a mistake
>>543789026yes
>>543788015there's no way 800 stam+2 golds is gassing out without any debuffers
>>543789060So if I double down and make gigafronts then they WILL win, right? They HAVE to win if I sink enough time into them?
>>543788067>>543788247she's not retarded she's autistic Yes I learned there's a difference this year thanks JFK Jr
brehs...
>>543789037you literally get shown the screen with the list of Follows on itI'd be very surprised if his ace is set as the borrow though
>>543788878People said fronts are the whale build for a reason. You need to farm Groundwork, farm your greens, get the characters (Seiun, Maru), get your Track and Turf S AND have good enough acards that you can get maxed SPD + high wit and sufficient power and stam.At least V.Bourbon remedies some of the grind since she comes with green skills and groundwork but that's waiting like several months
test
>>543787660no. It's actually seriru that sent all SEAtubers into a melty because he said that the "must pull" skipko is worthless trash he doesnt even remember using
>>543789107ITS FUCKING TRAAAAAAAAAAASH
>>543789376ikebo sex
>>543789389He also had an insane deck at the time so of course he doesn't remember.
>>543788878The only RNG on non fronts is getting distance S. You can build them in a weekend.
They know exactly what they're doing
>>543789103lol
>>543789376cute kitasan black
>>543788015My first Oguri ace had 750 stamina and she gassed out sometimes but not all the time.Your wit is pretty high compared to a lot of ones I've seen as well so I don't know what your problem is.Maybe you're going against double debuff teams or getting brocked so she loses all accel?
>>543789179Yeah, at least until they fail their groundwork wit check even at 700+ wit. How's your progress looking?
Can someone tell my speed supports to stop bullying Doto? 4 freaking speed cards and even a double rainbow is rare. Just had a run where I got level 3 power training before level 2 speed because literally no speed supports in there. Kitasan especially hates Doto, she can sometimes go a good 6 months without visiting speed.
Spe general.
>>543789376holy shit that voice does not fit the song lmaoits not a bad voice or anything, i bet the fits the character, just not the song
>>543789575it might actually be a guts issue for me lmao, i did barely any stam training so my guts is so low
>>543789179I've seen pace teams with two sets of dominator specifically to fuck with whale fronts, if yours is good enough to compete with that then you'll probably make finals easy.
>>543789469if riko is so good, wouldn't he have included her in his insane deck? it doesn't add up.
>>543789469yet he borrowed rice instead of rikoclearly the card isn't that good
>>543789662death to spechuds
>>543789735Switch the power card for a stam card and either find a better borrow parent with more power or accept the lower power stat. 700 is the minimum to deal with hills effectively and it's still better to have that a bit lower than to gas out and auto lose.
what makes riko so good and indispensable for the next scenario anyway
>>543789612Kitasan is working with the transfer request association to grief your dotos and get them to be sold
>>543789685Why the fuck is Cheval Grand so cute
I've heard that the Riko card sucked on the original JP version but it gets buffed later. The Korean server got the buffed version at the start which is why they rave about it. We're clearly getting the JP experience so Riko is an easy skip.
>>543789103>>543788610whats so bad about koreans/korean server?
>>543790025there are new mechanics that are more closely integrated with pal cards (scenario links in general, which is why rice is good), so it's not just the energy cost reduction and events
>>543790124I won't buy this unless you post your Cygames employee badge. You don't know shit
I fucked up catastrophically
57259177CM test
>>543790124Did JP get 100 free rolls on half anni? >N-no...Didn't think so.
>>543790265bwo...
>>543790317sex with the irish?
I still don't know who to pick for my 2nd ace... I got goldshi and debuff neicha
>>543790025Her events give a lot of stamina when scenario linked. Also, friend cards make your team smaller, which is good. Her actual training stats are almost irrelevant.
>>543790265
>>543790406A second debuffer nigga
Umamusume is Gaslight Game.
>>543790406Gotta go with the classic Oguri Cap
I have buyers regret, Dotos career is cancer
Which side are you on?https://youtu.be/avwhjkL-kck
>>543790265why didn't you just win hopeless stakes bwo
>>543790406Not too late to take the blue teio pill.
>>543790124What is the buff exactly? It's all just vague rumor shit, give me some concrete numbers
>>543789227>that sideview
>>543788234Same reason you do Haru Urara Arima Kinen? And Stayers Stakes is turf which means you don't have to split your sparks across two things making it way easier.
>>543786987Is this the final boss of bad luck?
>>543790517nobody
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DOI NEED THIS DAIWA GOLD RECOVIF I PUT IN ONLY FEW SSR CARDS, THE EVENT CHAIN COMPLETES TOO EARLY AND FAILSIF I PUT IN TOO MANY, IT NEVER FINISHESIM LITERALLY SHITTING MYSELF HERE IN ANGER
>No 3 star powerdamn
>>543790732just get lucky
>>543790618you can date her immediatelyif we're getting the JP experience the card is good for exactly 1 month, maybe less
>>543790665Cute and lewd.
>>543790517Gonna do 100 rolls on the banner. It’s always good to have more cards.
>>543790674could be worse if he hit slacker on that 3rd event
>>543790665Nice Flash
>>543790502>>543790612I have very limited choice of umas...
Smart Beetle…
>japanese player makes high quality guides for global players despite barely speaking a word of english>third world slop farmers dedicate their channels to shitting on him for it
our danchud isnt even top of the leaderboard how pathetic he should be flayed
>>543790517>sloptubers all trying to drum up some imaginary rivalries with witGOD when he doesn't even think about them
>>543790219You'd better believe it.
>>543790878That's not really much of a downgrade. It's rare you don't get Tazuna/Aoi to date levels in junior year.
>>543790362McQueen once I'm done parfait training with her.
>>543790665>realizing uma musume lingerie would have the initial underwear match with their ear covers Thank you Flash Nature for teaching me such world building
>>543790059
>get medium S>ZERO hints for the entire rest of the run>creek stops appearingI.... I'm not winner.....
>>543790513i always forget about the races and flop my valentines and fan fest goals
>>543789909but I am...
>>543786156Recoveries don't count and 2 accelerations (you have 1) are the bare minimum to even consider win.You want skills like medium/late surger corners, medium/late surger straights, position pilfer/fast & furious, ramp/it's on, slipstream, playtime's over.You won't get them ALL but you need something or you're basically walking to the late race.
Regarding Rikowhat are the dating events like?
>>543790878>riko is good for one month>this is the card every youtuber is telling you is a must pull
>>543790517
>>543790317goddamn brat
>>543790513It's for the best.Her bully route is so mean, she made Opera sad.
>>543791374Sex at the end of the 5th date
>1200 spd>850 stam>fucking 650 powerdon't tell me im gonna slot in a power card wtf(changing parents is not an option)
slow playing Doto's career reminded me of how long this shit actually takes
>>543790513How so? Worse than Taishin or Creek?
>>543791194If it enables the hidden event it's pretty big buff. Tazuna has a hidden event if you start dates before junior new year's. Currently it's RNG hell to get because you need her at green friendship and then have to get the completely RNG event to start dates. Riko has similar event.A Bond with Tazuna: Aspirations EntrustedDating before the first New Year'sEnergy +14Speed +18Mood +1Tazuna Hayakawa bond +5Tail Held High hint +3
>>543790665>high waistLEWD! MY WIFE IS LEEEEEWWD!
>>543791510you do what you can
>>543791194Aoi is harder to date y1 because she starts spawning a few turns laterAnd the same goes for riko
>>543790517As a nihonjin (japanese for you filthy gaijin) I obviously side with witKAMI
>>543786530Ace was not on my "hafta roll" radar until like a week ago. How many years...
>>543790127They have every single QOL to appease the remaining korean players because kakaogames ruined the game.
>>543791510just use an uma with a 20% power bonus now you're 1200/780
What do ?
>>543791615I am aware, but like I said it's rare that I don't proc it before then.>>543791661Ok, yeah, that fucking sucks then. Guess I'll put my spark on Rice.
I don't feel like playing today
>>543791615Sympathy meta is here
>>543791180Umazing..
>>543790513>Dotos career is cancerWhat? She has one of the easiest careers in the game. She has zero required races until Senior year and zero mandatory races with bad aptitudes. She doesn't even run the ever annoying 3000-3200m longs.So you have full control over her racing for all of junior/classic year.
>>543791615>Riko gets sympathy for dating before junior yearW-Whoa... so OP...
>>543791687Sex with this weeb
>>543791793Call the police
>>543791510bro your kitasan and king halo for power bonuses?
>>543788610>>543789103These hacks really do just run their strats and videos straight off the Korean wiki. No wonder they shit on seriru constantly, they are Korean meta supremacists.
>>543791793Ask her how many babies she wants to have with me and tell her we need to wait after her graduation.
>>543791981I already run those..........
top or middle? are you a pussy, scared of rejection?
>>543791903Have you seen how stacked her rivals are in those races, though? And if you want to do classic G1s for skill points it's even worse.
>>543792090bottom
>>543791510some power cards are good enough to be stam cards. I've done runs with MLB Biwa and Hishi and the rainbows are like 40 stam 40 power even split. Both have sweep tier boosts with stam bonus.
>>543791793I would have already given Creek my key so this wouldn't happenBut to properly answer the question, I let her in.
>>543792090Is it a coin flip odds? Ramp up is kind of good...
>>543792090Bottom. Are you a cheater?
>>543791180https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laDXZqhpv1E&t=155s
>>543791249Ouch. I got Maestro for my Taiki but Agemasen'd on Spe. Go eat some BBQ then go again.
>>543792254It's based off your account purchase history
>>543792203>some power cardsThere's actually very few power cards with stamina bonus, only one SSR for now. Power training is kinda ass in general because it just straight up gives less stats.
>do all the transfers>do daily races>end up with less money than I had beforedaily shops are such a trap I should just stop buying the stupid fucking star pieces...
>>543792308But I'm not dating Dia..
>>543792203I want to roll power tamamo for this same reason. Power cards with stam bonus are rare and powerful.
has anyone tried training their front runners with air groove guts and just skipping the whole parent shebang
>>543792383Oh, I guess I'm safe then.
>>543790665Nice twitter artist, very cool...
>>543791856sex with teio sex with teio sex with teio
>>543792450I tried, had stat issues and Air Groove refused to give the damn skill anyway.
>>543791793Super Kabedon
Am i supposed to read Taiki Shuttle's dialog in a Texan accentHow the FUCK do you convey a Kentucky/Appalachian accent through text? Saying git 'er dun every other sentence??
>>543792203I've gotten >800 power with just sparks, a 10% stam bonus, 1LB El and Biwa before. That stam bonus does work.
>>543791249Is running Taiki this CM any good?
>>543792450I trained my eru for cancer that way she ended with like 35%-ish winrate, probably would've been more if i got a 3rd green
>>543792238I want a threesome with Grass Wonder and Chrono Genesis
>>543792450The real way to skip parent training on fronts is to take Symboli Rudolf and make your front runner ace into a hybrid.
>>543792403I know it must be painful but we must endure for 150 days
>>543792650I don't care if it's sloppa anymore
>>543792450Secret Gold Ship tech
>>543792090>watched part of 33% WR's Aoharu guide>he didnt even mention top option is ramp up and kept calling it an 18 energy gambleWhy did I waste my time
>>543792395I will stop once I get Teio (67 to go) and McQueen (34 to go). Meanwhile Nice Nature is stuck at 2 stars LMAO
>>543792653even that scuffed taiki is winning some rooms actuallyshe's not as good as in taurus but it's ok
Umamusume that wouldn't look down on me for crying in front of then?
There's paying money for a gacha game, and then there's this. Holy shit, how do people let these people get away with this?
>>543792656>R Air Groove>UNCAPPED R Air GrooveBased F2Pchad dunking on tryhards
>>543792650I'm retarded, >800 stamina*
damn it teio why couldnt you inherit medium S or cap speedthis was so close
>>543792825You underestimate how lonely/starved for attention people are, especially online.
>>543792395well yeah only thing worth it in the shop is maybe clocks and parfaits. shouldn't be buying stars unless you're like a few off staring someone you want
>>543792650interesting
>>543792825There's a sucker born every minute or something like that
would you use a 3LB Dia SSR or MLB Mayano SR?
>>543792450No but you can borrow summer sweepy and skip spurt grind on any end closer now
>>543792450she also has lone wolf
>>543792705I will establish a platonic-only relationship with Satono Diamond!
>>543792825Those old people that get scammed over the phone aren't going anywhere they're just going online
>>543792825They all hang out in the same giant discord servers and have probably been plotting how to further monetize video guides since day 1. Witgod gives it for free in less than 10 minutes, now ask why they hate him.
https://mangadex.org/title/632cb9fc-b60b-4aac-88bd-e272cb64b605/uma-musume-pretty-derby-good-luck-charm
i'm in love...
>>543792878R is unironically better, SR gives you -energy event
>>543792450>>543792547>>543792656>groove>>543792692>rudolph>>543792723>golshiWon't take the 1/10 grind from Oguri Cap? Cowards.
>>543792986Dia is good, much more so at 3LB. High special priority and very high starting friendship. She'll be generating rainbows months before that horrible 0 friendship Mayano. Dia also has two relevant greens for Leo. The card's only real issue is a very bad gold skill.
>>543793328Gold Ship is 1/15 chance
hehe...brown Doto
>>543793268I'M CHOCOLATE DOTO
>>543785151chudlove
How did she end up so spoiled?
>>543793328I used Oguri for Cancer grind. I can't bring a 0LB power card to Gemini, my S. Maru is pretty hard locked to 3 speed/2 stamina/1 wit from stats and green skill hints point of view.
>>543793268She turned herself into chocolate, funniest shit I ever seen
>>543793268So cute
>>5437934291/14* yeah but every skill hint she gives is lv 5, and therefore can't be given any more, so those odds do drop lower over the course of the career.
Now this is podracing.
how many rolls are they handing out from now until riko drops? I'm sitting on 8k. I think 15k to spark is reasonable, A+ club too
Whenever I see uma content on social media now there's almost always some western LGBT yuri loonies in the comments/replies
>>543793636There are also stats and Gold Ship speed SSR I'm talking about gives lv 4 hints, you can get them again
>>543793717that's all of online
>>543793717This happens with anything Anime these days in general, those fuckers are all over this shit for some reason. Pretty much one of the reasons why I refuse to directly interact with fan communities like this, it's all hyper cringe and gay as fuck.
>>543793717>on social mediaMan wonders why homosexuals keep sucking his dick at the gay club
Which sloptuber shilled Blue Teio? Why is everyone running her all of a sudden?
>>543793687There's a fair amount coming. CM soon, club monthly, half-anni has like 1500 carats+few tickets across 3 phases and the anime gifts are still running weekly.
>>543793717This is what happens when you don't cunnypost nonstop.
>>543793881I'd run her if I had hershe cute
>>543793739oh yeah nobody should ever use gold ship speed SSR unless they're building a long where you might actually want half of her long/end focused skills. under no circumstances ever should front-late or sprint-med ever EVER take that card.
>>543793881teio step is even better than oguri pulse for this track
>>543793717That's anything online anime related that isnt anonymous anymore, permanently online types happen to be mentally unwell who knew.
>>543793268I'm going to eat her
>>543793728the boobs physics in this game are amazing
>>543793872>calls you puppy-chanbros
>>543793717Why would you go into the comments? Let alone browse any social media that isn't JP only?
>>543793932No it isn't, Pulse is guaranteed while Teio Step never is.
>>543793881I've been astroturfing her every day here and in open lobbies until it became secret meta.
>>543793728I think video maker has a type..
>>543793910>this is what happens when you don't spam child pussy which LGBT trannies fucking ADOREare you mentally ill, like them?
>>543793872isn't it weird that she constantly calls you puppy in front of everyone and no one says nothing?
>>543794103pulse procs way too late, you only can do so much with only 200m left
>>5437939322/10 gaslight
>>543794278200m is enough to run powerlet fronts down on the uphill.
>>543794248They gossip about how whipped you are behind your back though.Not that I mind.
>>543794278>you only can do so muchyeah, like winning the race
>>543794018
My stomach hurts to the point that I can't get a wink of sleep. Fuck my life.
S. Maru is giving me too much pain, I have a sub 1100 speed sub 800 power that I'm just going to throw into the cupIn the meantime, I'm going to run Matikanefukukitaru like I used to
>3rd place>"WATASHI NO... ZENRYOKU DA!">actually comes in 1st place this CM instead of doing nothing
>>543794248Everyone at Tracen is aware of each other's quirks at this point, nobody cares beyond "haha as expected"!
>>543794421
>>543794441Get some canada dry ginger ale bro
>>5437944212 more years... I will wait
>>543792807She'll be my 2nd ace then, thanks
>>543794421God I love my wife
>pulled a lucky smaru in 20 pulls>tried training her for 5 days>not one success>actually thinking about quitting the game entirely nowhuh.
>>543793881Any pacer with two golds is already ranked B higher if their ult does anything.
>>543794441colic?
>>543794278what is this gaslightoguri is oppressive as hell.
Is there anyone Helios wouldn't be friends with?
>>543793872AWOOGA
>>543794737did everyone just tune out after boobies and she's top tier when people also went she's hard to train?
At this point I might just use a 7* parent with good pinks/whites, that's the best I've managed the past week
>>543794410>>543794419>>543794816In the past few rooms, there hasn't been a single Oguri winner
I don't care about CM
Hmmm...
>>543793881someone probably read the korean wiki wrongpost buff teio is unironically A to S tier
>>543794958based
There's nothing sexy about giant heaving milkers that defy all logic on a race horse.
When will we be able to play passed events for those who missed the event cards? I want a spechud agemasen of my own...
>>543794958you should still enter even open for the rewards
Is this Spe going to be glue at CM4 or does she have a shot?
uh oh oguriwanksloppers getting uppity
>>543795276>Mile Aptitude CAnon...
>>543795276
Blue Teio is actually good this CM because her special is an overtake skill that procs so much at the spot where Oguri's special procs with the same power. If you don't have Oguri but you have Teio, running her is a good gamble.
>>543795118>logic>magic racing girls that wear unaerodynamic outfits then sing and dance at the end
>>543794829(You)
>>543795276that's a goated sprint spe
>>543795154they add like a bookmark that lets you do that but that's like 2 years out and not sure if the card is still useful by then
I hate TM Opera.I seriously fucking hate her.
Fuck the fatty
>>543795410Teio Rape
Man, I am not a huge fan of Winning Ticket's skillset.She feels better as Pace but her skills are all set for Late Surge.
Smaru training so rough I'm forgoing groundwork. My best smaru is a capped speed with S medium and THH.she will overtake groundwork smarus that doesn't invest in midrace velocity
I would use teio, IF I HAD HER.
You can't talk about umas you don't have
>finally got an ok statline>inherits shit the bed, didn't get medium S or any of my other unique sparks>skill hints didn't give anything good eitherI've been trapped in Gold flavored purgatory for weeks now
>>543795778Yes I can, faggot
>>543795846>uncapped speed>medium A guh
>>543795778This and that's why nobody talks about that slut Teio
>>543795778I'll have all of them after i spark on the gigabanner
>>543795609if she did this to me she'd get bent over my lap and spanked
>>543795632Just put pump iron on her and she's complete.
>>543793717its an unfortunate reality that they are allowed to exist, but you have to remember these are a VERY VERY VERY vocal minority.It's just like how gimmick accounts post a lot of crap, memes etc or even pay for botting until the algo picks them up, so whenever you search for uma stuff you'll probably see them the most. Flag users especially need to scream it into the world that they have a hobby and whatever that is, because they themselves don't have anything going on for them. Most people just put a like on it and move on in their lives.
>>543785397
>>543793881I'm bringing Bourbon, McQueen and Teio again and hopefully I'll get a medium Gold for them.
anons please HELP, no matter how hard I try I cannot reach 1200 speed with an uma without %buff in the speed stat.I swear I used to be able to but I either became retarded or forgot how for this CMI'm using 4 speed cards being Kitasan borrow, Brian MLB, Biko LB1 and eishin flash LB3...Should I stop and switch to something else? Advice very welcome, Highest speed uma I got for this cm was 1100...
>pump iron is good guys>procs at a very narrow window on the track and only if you're specifically in 6thliterally see it proc like 2/10 runs on lates, my last cancer cup winner didn't even have it and used red shift as her only accel unique
>>543793232spoopy
>>543796010Could maybe do 4Sp, 1St, and 1Pw setup. Even with a Symboli Ult on her she gets stuck far worse than any other girl I've seen
>>543795416Sweaty Maestros
>>543796069cute and canon
>>543795931is there a hidden bonus for being fully at the cap? if so this game is pure garbage for not saying so
>>543795276bro is already making CM9 Capricorn cup umas while we are struggling with Leo.
MINI CACTUS I KNEEL
>>543795598
>>543795203I have placed finals A on all of them and even won Cancer Platinum, I still don't care about them
I have both TeioI don't use her at allRed Teio is still pot1Teio hate
Perfection
>>543796469the bonus is that 1200 is higher than 1199 that anon is being silly
>>543796529
>>543796529Doto would say and think this
BRIAN LOVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Awg4XLrTBy8I LOVE THIS GAMBLING HOBO SO MUCH
>>543796529I got jumpscared by red Teio and have gotten like 2 blue Teio dupes.
>>543796469no but with the track bonus (901+) + how medium S multiplier works you're losing more than usual by not capping especially as an end closer
>>543796161anyone...?
>>543796529I got spooked by blue teio enough times to 4* her
bros this golshi's been kinda crushing it in rooms even though she barely has any skills
>>543796527based nonchalant GODI also just swapped out my cancer platinum title for the crane title
>>543788234>>543790638See, easy.
>>543796527congrats. As long as you enjoy the game too many people putting their ego in winning something that at this rate is semi monthly
grass is the type of girl who would ruin her figure after her first pregnancy and get really fat like those mexican ladies
>>5437967091 literal speed makes 0 difference even with S medium, unless it's 1201 vs 1200 from what I understand of hidden bonuses
>>543796791>Enough skills to move up to 6th but not so many that you push to 5th>Hit pump>WinIt's that easy
>>543795598Doto would say this
>>543796791end closers have the best stamina consumption
>>543793232What's more spoopy is that drawing of a cryptid on the Maid Cafe sign. Nobody (except Marvelous Sunday and Chrono Genesis) should know about these
Groundwork is not THAT important, right?
>>543796529Doto... based
>>543796924i would still happily give her at least three more pregnancies
>>543796924I will cut your tongue from your mouth.
>>543796161I have MLB Sweep, Flash, and King and still rarely cap speed. 4 speed cards with good prio doesn't mean they'll go on speed together at the same time. Deck seems fine, just wait for a better ace seed.
>>543796924Only certain parts would get fat (DON'T say it in front of her)
>>543796791Most aces can win by just proccing accel skills, everything else is just to facilitate getting to that point.
>>543796713Unfortunately get lucky and fish for highrolls. This CM's much worse than taurus because both stam and power requirements are higher, and people know you can't run witlet horses anymore.I'd swap eishin for sweep unless you're building lates. It's not a big gain, but probably somewhat better from what I can tell of the stats
I have an anime McQueen I haven't gotten to since pulling Summer Maru
>>543797069If you're going for groundworkless mid race build you need high wit, good power and skillspam to roll overtake mode. Otherwise you'll only win by getting giga-lucky
>>543797069it is when your power is this low
>Still no /uma/ singsSoulless
>>543797069Yeah but you also have no S medium and your wit is kinda low for overtaking
*requests blaze**log out*
>>543797069Not with that power. The GuckFroundwork build only works with insane power and mid race skills to steal rod then stop the rest of the umas from running a train on your exposed rear
Ace.
>>543796924only her ass gets bigger
>>543797493Kitasan forma bokumanko?
>>543797419I sound like Tama on a good day so no
>>543796924Does it matter if she's yours though? Do you really love her for her figure, or for her?
Aoharu completely ruined my motivation to play, what's the point in trying to farm a perfect Maru when I'm gonna have to redo her anyway?
>>543797192>This CM's much worse than taurus because both stam and power requirements are higherHow? Taurus had more, steeper uphills
>>543797356>>543797420>>543797463Alright, I'm going back to slot machine then>>543797325None of 9 combined stars of groundwork rolled, maybe next time
>>543797645You need to redo those parents to prep for Aoharu bro, now that you have Riko carrying your stamina you should be running 18* power
>>543797419i dont speak japanese
>>543797135you cannot silence truth
Despair over all this Teio hate.
connecting......?
>>543797723because my favourite umatuber said so
Need Natie waif wife
>>543797419What song would you like to sing, Anon?
What's the minimum I have to make it in graded league to get as much as 1st A finals open league? I've figured out better strategies and gotten luckier and my best umas are creeping up towards the high 9000s in rank.
I need to borrow the Teio ssr for rushing gale. Is someone here sharing it?
>Global doesn't get Cheval til May 2027Wake me up when shes here bros
>>543797932cute
>>543797994Last place in A finals graded.
I noticed that the special shop offers are far less frequent nowUp until now I've had zero problems triggering all three while doing dailies but for like this past week I've gotten absolutely nothing despite doing 5 TTs and 3 moonlight shos and at most will probably get 1 or 2 once my RP fills up later in the day
>>543794278>>543794410>>543794816He's right tho, 200m isn't enough. Buff scaling is a thing. on most tracks, 200m is 8 seconds. On any course over 1600m, Tpulse will be capped by the race ending and won't get it's full duration. On Leo it lasts for 11 seconds but there's only 8 seconds of track when it activates, so you're missing out on 1.35 meters. On Gemini it lasted 16 seconds, which meant you lost out on 3.6 meters compared to any other earlier activating equal unique.Tpulse "makes up for it" by being .45 when most uniques are only .35, but there are other .45s that outperform it when they activate.Sky High Teio Step is .45 BTEDM is .45. Prideful King is .45, but is also a 200 meter skill, so King Halo has the same issue as Oguri Cap.Lights of Vaudville is .45 SHTS, BTEDM, and vaudville all have tricky conditions but the payoff is a whole meter advantage over other uniques.
>>543798137it's just random I've seen people not get them at all doing dailies and not notice until going back to just burn their race tickets. other days I've gotten them all just doing the daily races
>>543798005just search for it on any of the surveillance databases
>>543798054>male trainer>sleeping in TracenDumb fool. He's just asking for it.
>>543798283But I lock my door and windows at night.
>>543796529doto would say this and add a racial slur at the end
>>543798137Same. Something had to give for the increased carat dailies.
>>543797723game is just older now meaning more people have more cards (not everyone is hodling and there's more welfare cards) and better parents
>>543798283Lock your doors
Left or right?Gonna take a break from training Mayano. I still need to train Nice Nature and an ace.I am not sure I have enough time left to deal with FR groundwork madness.
>>543798283I have the most cost-effective method of dorm defense (marked by your trainee) with me, though?
>>543797723everyone has 20% more speed
>>543798280But I want to use one from a fellow anon
Why are you trying so hard? The world will be destroyed and society as you know it will collapse before they release your favorite uma in global, you know.
SPECIAL WEEK
>>543798157I agree with your analysis if we are talking about raw speed. But the overall strength of a unique is also tied to it's consistency, and Teio Step just isn't consistent enough to be stronger than Pulse. I've been running room matches with my 1200 Medium S Teio all day and my activation rate is something like 50% despite getting to 3rd or better pretty early on the final straight in almost all my rooms.
>>543798578If the world's gonna be destroyed anyway, no reason not to try hard.
>>543798519right for having tow better accels
>>543798578gluing failed runs serves as a nice memento mori
>>543798157consistency matters infinitely more than that meter advantage. unrestrained is also better than angling and scheming if you're lucky enough to activate it properly.
>>543798594El, I know you're the one posting this and you're going to pay when I get back to the dorm tonight
>>543798578the world and society are chiyo's ass skin cells (?)
>>543798157trueBUT it's sitll fucking opressive even without getting the full duration, is the pointand also hella consistent
>locking doors
i do not admire vega
>>543798949she's just kinda boring
>>543798373>>543798484Locked doors won't stop shit.
Adding Ikuno 2.0 into Canopus in S3 feels kinda unnecessary since you know, Ikuno is already there
>>543798519right is much better>S>more accelsalthough it'd be a little finnicky to try to hit shooting since if you miss it you miss it
>>543798484My body is ready and my emperor needs heirs.
>>543798578The world only has no meaning if you don't find meaning in it!
>>543798925Surely the emperor wouldn't do this? It would be bad for her reputation if word got out.
>>543798157>SHTSSkyHighTeioStep
>>543799061what about the much shittier version of opera o
>>543798814Can't believe Grass AND El post on /uma/
>>543797493First the Calstone Light O propaganda now Katsuragi Ace? Keep up the hard work CyGames intern, it is working on me.
Here's what I say to all you Teio nerds.
>>543799251Listen, you've been so close to her, so supportive, but you haven't yet made a move?The school would understand for all that teasing you've done to her.
>>543798157I have never once seen someone use acronyms to refer to the unique skills
>>543799064Isn't 1112*1.05=1167 still lower thatn1250 speed cap?I am not sure having both red shift and taiki is a good idea too.
>start my run with my new doto>first run>deprived>night owlthis is not :3
>>543799261god i hate it when spoiler tags fuck up. now my shitty joke is ruined.
>>543799280Grass just knows when and where someone is talking about her behind her back. It's a sixth sense.
>>543798949I HATED her in RTTTShe was rude to Curren ChanShe yelled at Curren ChanShe dropped Curren Chan's phoneShe completely ignored OperaShe was dismissive to NTRShe was mean to everyone that cared about herShe never apologized for her behavior
>>543799454BoFA and others was used back in CM2 or possibly earlier.
What times are you all getting for 1st in CM rooms?
>>543798740What happens to the trainees you sell off to NPC trainers?
>>5437994575% target speed, not speed stat. The math says it's similar to having 10% more speed stat, because diminishing returns. S distance starts overtaking capped A distance at around 1090 spd or something
>>543799573bofa is not a unique skill (and it is obvious why bofa would be one of the few acronyms that would be commonly used)
>>543799504Grass Wonder is a fucking weeb uma with her fat fucking ass YWNBJ you dumb Kentucky breed! Now we wait for her to approach me from behind...
>>543798373>trusting Tracen paper doors
>opera O>vega>shakurdoto herself is wonderful but these of these girls...
>>543799702you ask too many questions
>>543799454yea just say [uma] ult and don't be a NERD
>>543799251she has enough power and influence in Tracen that she can silence all the rape reports you fill
>>543799545She even struggles to say Happy Birthday to Ulala.Someone who can't be nice to Haru is definitely a piece of shit
>>543799702Please do not say sell
:(
>>543799061Royce and Royce is cute though
>>543799545i like her porn
>>543799361Prez, how could you...
>keep trying to make my oshi ace, still no good results>got the hagah fuck I was going for 1 ace 1 hybrid 1 debuffer
>>543799719I see. Testing so far right seems to be better too.
Debuffers are the unfun mechanic huhI want to run nice nature as an ace but I'm forced to make her evil or else I'm crippling myself by giving free stamina to enemy aces.Can't wait till debuffs get out even if it took years for them to be removed from CM
>>543799251
>>543798814I want to sniff your huge Japanese butt, Grass
>>543800325bro just make her as an ace while still running ASE and murmurthat's the bulk of the stamcheck
>>543798578all is dust
If I'm running bikinihag, is there some way to make my second front runner into an ace? I've tried a suicidal dominator but it seems like they can't both position keep in mid race and drop back fast enough to proc dominator late race
>>543800325stamina debuffs is fake acceleration debuffs matter more
>>543800325Debuffs aren't going anywhere. Learn to play. If you want to nature ace you can air groove debuff instead
>>543800325the only thing stamina debuffers do is fish for wins against teams without enough stamina. if they have enough stamina, they don't do anything, so just assume you're going to be matched with people who read the manual.
>>543800136She's a bad influence, even Tickezo took after her!
>>543800485Sky is still od. makes it so smaru has at least one other front to continue to try to over take
>>543800551>Debuffs aren't going anywhere.Does he know?
god nice nature yaps so much what the fuck
Umas would rather get consent than rape their Torena. Cease the slander
>>543800672I meant debuffer, sorry anon, I'm a retard. I'm a total fucking idiot. I typed one word but I meant to write the other. I'm such a useless fucking embarrassment it astounds me sometimes. Is there some way to make my second front runner into a debuffer?
How come Taiki Shuttle the Mile specialist has her acceleration ult fire on the final corner when Mile races make acceleration useless on the final corner because that's not where the late race begins
>>543800848is this real and do you have a link
>>543800559I know how to do it and I can do it, but it is not fun, that's all I'm saying, instead of making "the best uma for racing" I find myself making the best uma for "surviving 2 nice natures and 2 maybe a third debuffer".I do not want to play all medium races like if they were long races, the stamina check is harder in this CM than the long one which I won lol
>>543798634It didn't finish but at least I got a workable parent out of it.
>>543800687What do I do in this situation?
>>543800923it is not, and you are falling for gaslights.
>>543800848Post the LINK
>>543800848
>>543800983Give up
>Derby DreamerSOUL
>>543800789Sure, it's easy to be nice when everything is going your way.Make no mistake, though. The moment it starts to look like another uma might nab you, nothing is off the table.
now i go back to training aces again
>>543800831Are you giving your dominators less stamina than they need to finish the race? I find my tachyon with ~600 stamina no heals falls off just fine.
>>543793232https://mangadex.org/title/7306af45-fdff-4b65-ae2d-df573fa59cec/uma-musume-please-treat-aston-machan-wellBacius makes them heartbreaking.
>>543800640tickezo pits
>>543800831>sorry anon, I'm a retard. I'm a total fucking idiot. I typed one word but I meant to write the other. I'm such a useless fucking embarrassment it astounds me sometimes.
>>543800831calm down doto
>>543801054I saw my 910 stamina with swinging maestro late surger start walking in the last spurt after reating all the debuffs that 2 nice natures had added to some tachyon.I'm not falling for it again
>>543800831oh front debuffer is real. you can make a standard one and just stack it with the typical ones, seen some cute ones using Sky, or try a dominator. get some high power but they die right after the postilion keep cornerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8szpnHyoFFg
So what is everyone bringing this CM? I'm thinking pace late end cuz I can't be bothered to grind groundwork
so if I have 0LB Riko and 0LB Rice, which one should I pick for spark
>>543800789blink twice if you're being held hostage of a rapist uma
>>543801190if all-seeing eyes activates and hits anyone at all, that's just bad luck.
>>543801280skip
>>543800789I agree, there are definitely plenty of umas that would seek consent.But some I would not be shocked if they pushed their toreina down someday
>>543800551Debuffs are actually banned in several future CMs anon, learn to play knowing that.
what's so special about S Maru? is her unique a guarantee if she recovers midrace?
>>543800736Know what?
>>543801384maybe
>>543801138
>>543801245pace, pace, late for the same reason
>>543800831
>>543801245pace dotolate neicha (ace)end taishit
>>543800363
>>543801094But King Halo wouldn't approve of that.
>>543801280Rice gets a nice +1 power bonus at LB1
>>543801384It's a guarantee if she recovers anytime during the race including at the start, but only procs in the later 50%
>>543799269Rude>tall>deep voice>handsomeShe's perfectly perfect
Can Chronogenesis fucking work already? Let me search for parents nigger.
>>543801201Thanks anon.>>543801182>>543801184I ought to be killed. I'm sorry for sharing the same air as you. Nobody that makes stupid mistakes like that should be considered a legal person.
>>543801384Her unique is guaranteed so long as you recover anytime. Once she starts using her unique she basically passes anyone on the midrace like how Smart Falcon does, except Falcon's unique is harder since she has to be in first place.
>stars finally aligned>no one at stam during ura finaleIf only fast learner happened... At least she'll probably just outrun all the debuffers anyway, and dominator only affects speed.
>>543800468CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTEEEEEE
>>543801512>Japanese "humour"
holy fucking shit
>>543800848stop doing this to me, if this is not real I'm gonna fucking kill you
>>543801820>End Run
>>543801512 The warrior never chooses his battlefield.
I will roll for LB1 rice because I want a chance to have a gold recovery with no stamina cards
>>543801820It's over. She's going to call you to come at the usual place. Now.
>>543801579>Weight Benissimo!kek
>>543801070what the fuck is wrong with their knees
How many optional races do you guys do on an ace run?
>>543801512this little shit actually one of the strongest umas IRL and is meta in several chammi kekcan't wait to roll for her
>>543799269the centurial overlord wasn't a jobber
>>543801820well she can still put that body to use in other ways
>>543801380Why? Let me guess - so you have to redo aces that have even a single debuff on them? And more grind = more money for cyjew.
>>543801512Jesus is this meant to appeal to nips with ADHD? This has to be an edit
>>543802108The run itself decides that for me
>>543802108if there is nothing worth training and there is a G1 race I do it
Digital looks cute and is a genetic freak
>>543802108Depends on the strength of your cards but I usually finish runs with ~14 - 17 races run in total
>>5438021083 tops, if you aren't gambling every turn for rainbows you aren't making an ace
>>543802053>reverse search the image>it's actually porninteresting
>>543793872wish I could be her roommate instead
>>5438021087Hopeful StakesSatsuki shoTenno sho springTakarazu KinenTenno Sho Autumn Japan CupArima Kinen
>>543801512
>>543802107maybe they hurt
>>543802224Actually anon it was massive complaints from the jp players asking for debuffs ban so that they could bring anything besides meta to have a chance, it benefits cygames because more variery = more umas people pull and use, and it benefits players because now you can actually play with variety.
>>543797782american coded image
>>543802212>lost to a G3 shitterShe wasn't a jobber but she was a fraud
>>543801675Rice shower pls
The Satonos have made it so that you can now trade up for cleats.
>>543802436Digitan may be a freak, but she's my freak.
>>543797419nu-4chan is soulless full of pagpags and zoomers, what did you expect
>>543802436My feelings towards this horse are complicated.
>>543797939umapyoi densetsu
>>543802436but why is she like this
>>543802108like 3
>>543802398ok but share with the class?
>>543802860Vile.
Wait this might be the first time it's explicitly stated that El Condor Pasa is a latina. All we know is that she is an american that can speak spanish and her dad is a wrestler.
>>543802436An actual world class champion, depicted as a creepy fujo bait joke.Why doesn't the owner of digital pull her from the franchise.
>>543802995you are from kentucky el
how the hell do you even do groundwork parents this air groove bitch wouldn't give me the hint for 3 runs straight
>>543803014he asked for this
>>543801680Murmur doesnt care about distanceAlso, your groundwork proc...
Saving for new year's opera o because of that goofy unique animation
>>543802995She's the whitest valley girl ever under that maskDon't believe her larp
>>543802995ummm racist much
>>543802995Probably localizer doing a little cheeky
>>543802995if she was latina then her tits would be smaller and her ass would be much much fatter
>>543803014Owners view their pets differently
>>543803137cull the hints
>>543803070>"Que? No hablo ingles." >El, you were speaking English to me an hour ago.>"Donde esta la bilbiotecha?">El please, we have to start training or Grass is gong to...uh....nevermind>"EH!? Trainer-what were you about to say about Grass?" >Oh so NOW you speak English?
Which one of you gaslit this guy into building blocker tachyon?
>>543803014>fujo baitWhatDo you even understand the buzzwords you're spouting?
>>543802995she and grass (both from kentucky) are the most successful larpers in tracen
>>543803296>B89 W58 H86 (El)>B77 W53 H84 (Grass)Believe it or not, but El actually has a bigger ass than grASS wonder herself
>>543801118how many tries did it take
>>543801876>>543802053>>543802216yea shes actually just going to the glutter fuck this
>>543802995Some weeaboo RCTA kid starts swearing on their japanese heritage I too would take it seriously
>>543803521grass having a big ass was always just a meme because she has ass in her namethat's all
40459730cm4
>>543803547Danchou here. This wouldn't happen if you'd run with a higher fan bonus like I told you.
>>543803648seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex
>>543803682Shes also fat irl
>>543803682but it started in japan
>>543803682Well she’s also actually fatass so there’s that too. Also H84 is by no means small either, japs have been memeing about it since ages before global so it’s just an added bonus that she has ass in her english name on top of that
>>543803884Oh shit, I forgot Japan doesn't do the whole memes thing.
>>543803014Yakuza intimidation. The idea that all of these owners, who are old men and probably view anime as a blight on their country and culture, are perfectly fine with their horses being used like this is incredibly naive. Either they were given huge chunks of cash, a percentage, or they were coerced.
>>543803398Only thing that's blocking is Urara. Everyone else has more power.
>>543804079
>/Uma/ Musume
>>543804147you're right, this conspiracy theory seems the most likely
>get every ability off sparks>still get locked and have my run ruined by rng
Just had a run with 2 x 4 speed rainbows and maxed speed before the second summer. Of course the double circle affinity would give me absolutely 0 skills
>>543804368nice long s
>>543804219the "uma brap game" at the end is worse
>Leo in a week>Champions race sooner>Don't have a single ace yet>Don't even have both parents yetAAAAAAAAAA STOP THE ACCELERATION
>>543803526honestly for the 3* GW not much with suzuka,,the daiwa took more days and the mihono is borrow
>>543804382what do the lines mean
>>543804574sections
>>543803682no it's really due her having unproportionally big ass to the rest of her body.Chrono Genesis is almost 1:1 Grass Wonder except for the hip size, her release revived "Grass has big ass dess" meme in JP communitysince the unproportionallity of Grass' ass is even more apparent now
>>543804574
Isn't there an event coming up soon that everyone fucking hates because it makes careers take over an hour? It's something like the most efficient way to raise stats is to just run races over and over and over, your uma's mood be damned, but doing that makes career take forever
>>543802446Will they at least just not proc debuffs or are the umas completely banned? I'm assuming the latter.
>>543804382>can't even touch anything Daisca HATE!
>>543803521El Condor PASSa
are you ready for CM4?
>>543804529We only red shifting right now, bro. We still haven't angling'd yet.
>>543804848That's MANT and it's still a couple months away from now
>>543805008nyo...
>>543805008I have enough to get to finals, probably. Unless it's as super sweat as cm3 was.
GIVE. IT. SPE.
>>543802436Fuku watch out!
>>543802976NTAArtist is hahakigiJust look him up in some websites
>>543805008I’ve been winning matches with groundworkless smaru so this will have to do u til we’re forced to remake aoharu umas for finals
>>543804434the two parents had Long and Medium It's a die roll
>>543804973what's going on there
>>543803682Also because the horse is a fatass
Post even more Luna-chan
>>543805008Not even a little bit
>>543805828
>>543805789Listen, Grass knows what her Torainah wants.
>>543797493
>>543805008No.
>>543804848MANT is where fun goes to die
>>543805008Ready to lose
>see this at a parkwhat do?
>>543806113But I'm already not having fun.
>>543805972IS THAT
You guys seem like a nice bunch.Don't bring your fronts next week.
>>543806325>vlc>not a proper screenshotholy fuck end yourself
>>543806326Ok but now take the fun you're not having but career is twice as long to complete
>>543805575Some humans are about to get killed
>>543806357Did you say something, brother?
dunno if you're still here >>543780527but thanks for posting
Any ol' chaps here?
>>543806510No ojisans allowed.
>>543806510NO, 32 IS NOT OLD!
>>543805360no wayi refuse to believe this is the power of low detail slop
>>543805972Is this from main stories? Where are the future translated ones?
>>543806645Showered in my cum.
>>543804031they don't do the english thing.
>>543806510I'm going to be 39 in a week and a half
>>543806782But the proof is right in front of you anon
>>543806510
I like it when the uma tails go !!!
we're gonna ningenpyoi and there's nothing you umas can do about it
Best parents for a late surger for CM4? Don't say Ryan or Oguri or Rudolf.
Appreciate the effort, Brianfren
>>543806947i will say congrats to you now because i will forget about this in even less than 1 day, so i hope you get a good time when the day comes
>>543806384Which youtuber said to build Rudolf blocker? I've seen a few in random CM rooms
>>543807298Mejiro, Cap, or Symboli.
Sex with Teio
>>543806384Thanks for giving my teio fodder for her ult
>>543807440don't make me post it
>>543800789Dream Journey blatantly murdered an Uma and literally forced you into training her and got away with it scot-free, you think there aren't Umas out there who'd break into your room and take what rightfully belong to them after you, the trainer, spent so long making their dreams come true? Get real.
>>543807242
Can I get A finals?
>>543806510Just old timers
>Train umas? Prepare for CM? Snake, how about you train to get some bitches, how about that? At this rate no woman will eat your snake if you know what I mean
>>543800789>
>>543806510Do old farts count?
wtf is her problem
>>543807912booooo
>>543800789yes but some of them are definitely too dumb to understand what consent mean
realistically what's stopping cygamesu from releasing OC donut steal umas as playable
>>543807983COREQUIREDRECTION
>>543808067Themselves
>>543807912Zero wouldn't say this.
>>543808067Me.
>>543805008I have passable SMaru with backup Summer Chud that I'm trying to refine before I throw something together for an Oguri by this weekend. I'm just aiming to beat Timmies in round 1 before I look into putting effort towards making stat monsters when Aoharu drops.
>>543808067You can play as Happy Meek in the party game :^)
>>543808024>Taiki is sniffing you out>best thing you can think of is to RUN awayOnly yourself to blame in this case
>>543807912Zero would NEVER say something this stupid. He would make it some James Bond comparison instead.
>>543808067Nips are autistic and don't care about oc's.
>>543808362Blast from the past
Oguri Cap (As in peak) is the strongest pacer this cm.
>>543807906why the FUCK is she not playable
If you're so smart, tell me how do uma glasses stay on their faces without human ears?
>>543806823That's from a future New Years event, and Rudolf has a random flashback to her past running against C.B. and Ace. It's otherwise completely unrelated to said event.https://youtu.be/NNWNHSHAcg4
ever since even witGOD got exposed by a couple dacchis I feel lost. I don't know who to trust anymore
>>543807714Even Nice Nature regularly breaks into your room...
>>543808790Yeah, so?
>>543808695if they're tight enough they just stay upreal question is how the fuck do they run at the speed of cars with them
>>543808992She would never dress like this... outside of the bedroom.
>>543808790does she now? sounds like slander
>>543808695
>>543808362You can stop posting this now, Maruzensky
>>543808790Tachyon and Air Groove too, though Groove only comes when she needs the urge to clean it
>>543808347He would be talking about Major Tom references while Paramedic talks about cynderella grey when you save
>>543809005glasses are the least of your problems when Opera O and Aston Machan tiny crowns stay onwhat about Rice Shower, Mr.CB and anime McQueen tiny hats? the laws of our world don't apply to umamusume world
>>543809221I love her sassy expressions.
>>543809221no more huggies?
>>543809404Post her MrBeast pose.
>>543809189
If only I wasn't being ghosted by rainbows during the entire Senior Year
>>543808067It's easier for them to adapt IRL horses? They already have a lot of source material they can adapt so why bother with making stuff up?
>>543809221Need her
>>543809350
>>543808695>without human earsAnon, I…
this is a warning
>>543802995Canonically she (the uma) is either directly from or descended of Mexico. If the luchador thing isn’t enough of a giveaway in the last event she said “pesos” to try to pay for something, which is the Mexican currency.The real-life horse itself is American, trained in Japan, and an absolute monster. No idea why they went with a latina story for Condor but she’s cute so whatever lol
>>543809616
>>543808067umamusume depends on cygames maintaining a good, mutually beneficial relationship with the JRA. the JRA wants them to promote horse racing. if they started promoting their own OCs instead, that doesn't do the JRA much good.
>>543809624Around umas never relax
>>543809624KIMO NO AIBA GA
Offer me cheese one more time.
>>543809660>No idea why they went with a latina story for CondorBecause her name is in Spanish, obviously. That plus luchadora was an ez character concept right there.
>>543809808Got any more pics of uma with nosebleeds from being hit in the face? I love those
>>543808695Glue - from the umas that they beat in a race
>>543802995it's just the localizer being a leftoid trannyin JP client she is a kentucky american that just happen to know spanish and like luchadores
>>543809953Lucha is a universal language.
>>543809350Anon. Have you ever met girls? The tiny hats they use in outfits are hel in place by a hairpin.
>>543809660Making an increasing number of characters with their own personality & gimmicks is hard. This is why every gacha has like 10 variations of basically the same tsundere.An easy 1-dimensional cultural tie in is just an easy (if lazy) answer to this problem.
>>543810113Have you ever met girls that run at 60km an hour on a turf track while wearing the tiny crown hat? I already said the laws of our world don't apply to umamusume
>>543809624GET AWAY, MONSTER!
>>543808067Belno never
Asking this as a curiosity, not a criticism. Why do you think Umamusume went so light on the fan service compared to other gacha?
>>543809624Don't threaten me with a good time Neichan
>>543809736Kind of but the business wise interest is turning these horses into actual celebrities that you can buy merch for, JRA smooths things over between owners and Cygames, and the younger audience becomes attached to the horses thanks to Cygames, OCs would have to "compete" with the actual horses
>>543810598>went so light on the fan serviceWhat kind of fan service? the only type of fan service Uma lacks is the softcore porn kind and we all know why it's like that
>>543810598I'd guess it's because of the real-world horse tie-ins. When you make your own gacha sluts you can put them in whatever, but trying not to offend other millionaires is a different story.
>>543810598because it's not made by chinks or gooks
>>543810598They're based on real horses, and some owners are old prudes. Simple as.
Front game btw
>Watching beginning of a new era Kino...
I have over 200 clocks now.
>>543805008Getting to finals? EasyWinning that? Absolutely not
I saw Aston Machan brought up. Someone DOES remember her!
>include the titcows Daiwa and Tickezo in your beach event but don't give them sexy swimsuitsthis is some sort of crime
>>543810598literally just opened the game
>>543811169I watched it only having played the game. Opera is so cool...
>>543809269this guy gets it
>>543811361Would you prefer they get swimsuits but that version of them never gets to be playable?
>>543805008no
>>543811361tickezo does wear the onepiece so well though
Remember metacucks: if your SMaru doesn't give you platinum, there are no refunds.
>>543811578You mean like the supports?
>>543801512>meme sleevesThe character designer in this game seems to have fetish for this stupid sleeves
>>543810598You have a >summer camp>hotsprings>dates>love confessionsAnd you think there's little fan service? How...
>>543811535A friend of mine told me to go in the order of, Road to the Top, Beginning of a new Era, Cinderella grey, then the anime. But yea, I'm enjoying my Oshi being cool.
>>543811169Another EoP secondary globalbab joins the club, can't wait for your mischaracterisation of Tachy and the umas in the movie, as if your turd opinion was worth anything.
>>543810938
Tim to train an uma to 12/9/8 haha
>>543811670>he thinks gold ship/oguri ever gave me platinum either
>>543801128I'm sad now :(
>>543811676worse because you would see the 3D model with the swimsuit, but you would never be able to use it
>>543811779dilate
Unironically more umas should be dressed like this and move like this.
>>543811773What part of "compared to other gacha" your brain fails to understand? He's right, Umamusume's fan service is pretty mild compared to the usual slop gacha
>>543811773There's anime fan service, and then there's gacha fan service
>>543811779
>>543801128Trainer love for saving all these umas
>>543812048Is this what her adoptive mom has been teaching her? The Supreme Commander of Japan?
>>543811740the sleeves are cute tho
https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30062-silence-suzukaThis comes out in 3 days, right?
>>543811779Movie's Tachyon is one billion times better than any other version of her. You're free to seethe
>>543809940dantsu paizuri
>>543790665Seeing yukata spins always reminds me of School Rumbles OP. guru guru mawaru~
>>543812195Probably, she talks about her mom going to Bubblyland after Maru invited her. That place truly corrupts.
>>543801128still don't get the suicide angleseems a bit darker than necessary
>>543811169Beginning of a New Era and Road to the Top are very good.
>>543812518They seen to be the same "universe", no?
>>543812518
>>543811169I'm glad that in the game I can save the leg of my wife
>>543811779>no no no more fans of the series
Is Mayano's ult any good for late/ends? Do they make it up in time?
>>543811795TIL KFC-Japan uses an entirely different oil, so it probably tastes a lot different.
>unlocked rice shower>oh this is the depression horse>feel like im not going to have a great time>go to career mode>select her>hear her voice>protection systems in brain enguage>fall in lovemother fucker...
>>543812582anime and manga share the same universe but neither of them share the same universe of the game
>>543812739Wedding Mayano? Potentially yeaOG Mayano? hell no
>>543812596I love Fuji.
>>543812746all kfcs outside the us are better some bought themselves out from their parent like kfc china and are their own thing now.
>>543812816>Wedding Mayano?Do I look like someone who has luck with my pulls ._.
>>543812478It's a somewhat common trope for characters that "should have" died to be called to by spirits on the other side trying to correct that.
>>543812518man the first time I saw Fuji's race gear I couldnt believe it was real and now I'm her trainer
>>543812768She's more cheerful than depressed. No idea how she got that bad rep. Maybe tenno sho broke too many stamlets.
>>543812746100% A way different chicken quality as well, so essentially the same shit that happens across the globe with these fast food chains.Americans need to stop with this "It's shit here, so it must be TRASH everywhere!" mentality.>>543812872Every straight male does!
somehow this feels worse than a 1* wit roll
Teio sex
>>543812972Bless everyone involved in the process of designing both her character and her outfit.
>>543813134Teio adult
Is it true that movie Tachyon is basically a different character from the game? She's not exactly at the top of my list but not being faithful to the game bothers me.Probably gonna watch it tonight so I guess I'll see for myself.
>>543812793I always believed the following:>game>S1~S3>Road~New Era>Cingray>Star Blossom>umayuru~umayonThey're all different universes
>>543813054Are you living in the early 2000s or something? I barely see that sentiment anywhereMost people know everything sucks in America and will tell you at length how much better it is elsewhere
>>543813305All part of the Party Dash multiverse.
>>543812746Every multinational fast food chain at least uses local supply chains which will lead to differences, and most have local menus catering to demand. Basic business.
>>543813305the fact that Neo Universe exists maks the multi-universe theory well likely
>>543813331I see people going "[insert brand] is trash" a bunch, even today. And no, they don't mean "In America", but in general. Prime example McDonalds or BK.I don't wanna make a huge thing out of this, just saying that I still see people saying silly shit like this.
>>543813420>Basic businessNice horse name
>>543808695glasses are so ugly
Fuck Nature
>>543813054NTA But I know that our fast food has shit put into it that's banned in a lot of other places, which is why I avoid it. Not all of us here are gluttons.
>>543813263yeah, I watched/player both the movie and the game versions and personally I enjoyed more the one from the game it's like less "menhera"
>>543813389There's this manga where "chibi" Golshi summons Cingray's Oguri to defeat their universe Oguri in an eating competition so I'm inclined to believe not all manga/anime shares the same universe
>>543813054being better than american KFC is an extremely low bar to clear. just don't trick yourself into thinking it must be actually good and then waste one of your limited number of meals in japan on it.
>>543813556>I still see people saying silly shit like this.the silly shit in question being whatthey do suck in most places
>>543813263Eh minor. They amped up the mad scientist/racing prodigy but that's about it. Deredere girlfailwife Tachyon is still reserved for her morumotto-kun (You).
>>543813672why are you gay
>>543813709Many such cases. It's what kinda makes me a bit ""worried"" about going to the US one day. I'll obviously survive, but there is basic things like Milk that makes me super curious, or the huge amounts of sugar in anything and things like that.
>>543813703>me>TRANScendGo choke yourself on a dick faggot
>>543813703still no clue what this chart is supposed to convey
>>543813263There's a few umas whose personality differs a bit between the game and anime, which you can chalk up to different writers / situations / lack of a trainer to keep them steadyIt is what it is
>>543813263kind ofI would say it's because the movie can't go into SoL elements too much unlike the game and the lack of the PC as her trainer
>>543813198Bless indeed.
>>543814197>>543814197>>543814197>>543814197>>543814197
>>543813263it's like how rudolf is a complete bitch in the anime but a lovable goof in the game
>>543814034Uma's web browser history tierlist
>>543813065At least it isn't style pink, but that does still sting. Tough luck, bwo.
>>543813959If you're truly that worried, I'd say get anything that's fresh or from local farms. Avoid all fast food here. Mom and Pop shops will probably be your best bet if you wanna get something similar.
>>543811779BasedWe don't need more contrarian trannies repeating the same stale unfunny memes
>>543804758Made for double buttjobs
>>543809616I refuse to believe this is real
How do i get 300k event points quick
>I picked the wrong parent>dirt star parent for turf run instead of 3 star staminaumoops?