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>>543841469I'll cum in her forehead
>marked
We have to make this thread super fast to make up for the last slow thread, quick, post the sexiest uma you can think of!
That Sweep Shazam pasta was actually cooking though. Hesistant/Dominator are the real debuffs. Stamchecking only works against noobs.
Narita top dog!
50418777CM4
40574940new CM room
seven (7) days till Leo Cup registration.your aces are ready, right /uma/?
>>543841638i need vodka and fuku to do this
these DANG horses are giving ME a migrane
>>543841659
So based on /uma/ lobbies Brian is S tier?
>>543841720https://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedata?bin=dXH7DP6f9A
Digitan LOVE
>>543841794No, I'm busy training for sprint chammi this weekendBut I've got decent parents, so I'll put something together for medium chammi
CM room17606740
>>543841785https://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedata?bin=JDruP6leXf
>>543841638I could hardly tell that's Bakushin at all. At first thought she was Air Groove because of the licking.
70562130one more CM
>All Seeing Eye>All Seeing Eye>Dominator>Dominator>Dominator>Dominator>Mystifying Murmur>Mystifying Murmur...
>>543841720Results
Just fuck my shit up desu senpai
what happened to all the cm1 and 2 golshi mains?
>>543841794I'm already parent farming for CM11Gotta get those perfect stamina/power sparks in early
Every time I post Katsuragi Ace, I possibly convert one fan.
I did it... I also git Summer Spe so I guess I'll run them both since she is apparently good for SURGIN.Side note: Besides Opera; Are Biwa, Anime McQueen good for anything besides parent affinity boosting?
>>543842202When will Tracen stop this woman?
I have 7* groundwork...where's my groundwork?
>>543842084https://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedata?bin=PvSBogG6xJThat was a good show from the Ryan, but she gassed out.
Every time I post cute boys, I possibly convert one fan.
>>543842281>let's give kitasan a haircut and add on a chromosome
>>543842202>80% fail rate>Surprised when he fails
>>543842212lost to cancer and rage quit
Every time I post Doto an ace run fails.
>angling didn't proc Come on now
>>543842385Everyone here already loves Chevachi
>>543842084Double Front is powerful.
What's the soft cap on guts again
73009390still have time
>botting to soft quit>It's been 3 months
>>543842484So true!
>>543842639800
>>543842385I will convert if you post the complete version
GOD I HOPE SHIRAOKI SAMA GIVES ME A STACKED DECK WITH THE FREE PULLSBUT I'M JUST GOING TO GET NON STOP AIR SHAKUR DUPES
>>543842659>instantly fullholy fuark
>>543842659https://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedata?bin=ljJCFuXhWZ
>>543842436>night owl 2x>slow metabolism>slacker>multiple below 10% failuresIsn't the wheel of fortune supposed to turn at some point?>but that's no-You work at cygames and you're rigging my games
KITASAN BLACKI RAPE YOU
>>543842281is this the uma that wants to live in the countryside with (you)
Did Man A get to fuck Maruzensky?
>plug and play taurus cup aces and breeze into finals>make real aces in unity cup with the help of a whale's MLB SSR Riko>another platinum title securedit really is that shrimple.
Any trainer above the age of 40 got to fuck Maruzensky at some point.
>>543842281keep posting she's very cute
Daiwa Bright
>>543842907Yes. (You) decide to pick up farming and man up to scary caterpillars so she doesn't feel lonely, since she was originally some country hick farmer.
>>543842956What happens when you fail to activate a single Medium spark for the entire day you have to make aces?
>>543842281Looks like a discount Kitasan Burakku
You don't need S Track Aptitude to win Platinum.
41223563yet another
>getting good info from these room matches>can't act on them because 0 tp pots and 0 energybwos... i was promised infinite TP pots when I asked in the first month if they were safe to use liberally, where are they?
>>543842212I won CM3 with Gold Ship and I'm trying to do it again in CM4, but I haven't had a single good Gold Ship run in two fucking weeks of borrow run ace grinding
Got carried away with pressing the Haru Urara guts rainbow. Run was dead anyway, no groundwork, but how does Guts work against debuffers? Do I just continue running after getting hit by ASE?
Reminder that we're back to mile CM at the end of next month
You don't need to win Platinum.
>>543843291Guts is an extra stamina tank not affected by debuffs.
smaru users don't look
>>543842880>You work at cygames and you're rigging my gamesYes, and I have requested that Mr.Cygames himself give you a "Don't Overdo It!" on top of it, good luck winning the URA Finals, assuming you even get therePerhaps it is better to have all this bad luck in one run, rather than spread out across potentially good runs no?
>>543843313Yes you do
Someone give me Seuin SkyI'll trade my uh.... Rice Shower?
>>543843471Nobody would ever want Rice Shower why would you even offer that?
>>543843313That's right Toraina-dono. Why stress so hard over CM Platinum when Gold looks better anyway?
>>543843419S rank means Wit maxxer retard anyway, I'd be more impressed if it was an A+ S. Maru
HMPH YADA YADA
If you don't get platinum this CM you are worthless as a human being and will be fed to satisfy Oguri's ceaseless gluttony
>>543843471I'll relieve you of your Rice since you don't deserve her.
>>543843439(Uma name) Expert is more prestigious than some platinum banner>>543843567This anon gets it
CM room28135768
>>543843313You don't get it, as a casual player I got to taste the platinum now I need more I need that high.
>>543843471Take my Seiun Shit, I don't need her anymore since S.Maru is my new race slave.
>>543843313I am a gold collector.
can you gaslighting CHUDS explain why stamina cards "allegedly" are bad and i should use power cards instead
>>543843567that uma looks weird
>>543843313Yeah but my self worth is entirely based around a 4 year old Yakuza run horse game
>>543843830Next CM is a mile.
>>543843835MITCHERS IN THE BACKGROUND!
>>543843835I can't believe that a game with cute chibis has so much porn
>>543843291>Haru Urara guts rainbow.what the fuck people actually run this card?
>>543843957>we're back to mileSo, Vodka and Grass again?
>>543843668
>>543843431I have given up, rigger-san. Go haunt some other torena.
>>543843830because you only really want to and/or need to use stamina cards for mediums and longs. your secondary stat when hitting stamina is literally the worst stat in the game.you can even get away with ditching stamina cards for certain growth-rates during medium CMs and hope to high-roll.
I started the bully route with Doto after winning the Satsuki Sho, what other races do I need to win?
>>543844014she has high training effectiveness, all events give energy, she's not THAT bad
maybe I should
>>543844216post deck
>>543843830because the only good one is Creek and it's 80% carried by having maestro
I only need 1 gold if I have 900 stamina and 400 guts right??
>>543843835>>543843567that's just kitasan black
>>543843830Not gonnaThink nigga think
CM room78862852
>>543844149jr triple crown + tenno sho spring + takarazuka + senior triple crown
>>543844014>she isn't prepping for the GUTS GOD metangmi sis
>these are the best golshi I can make in a week of parent and ace farmingI think I'm just going to take my participation gibs and go back to spark farming
>>543843313anon you don't get it, I wasn't meant to win the triple crownI don't deserve these titles but I have to keep goingafter every tournament the pressure to succeed keps mountingafter every tournament the devastation from my inevitable future loss swellsI hate this game but I have to keep my record upI'm not ready for this dream to die
>>543843658>(Uma name) Expert is more prestigious than some platinum bannerIs that even realistically feasible right now? You'd have to have gotten several million fans a day on one specific uma since launch to actually get it, even the biggest uma addict im the club I'm in only has the "Biggest Fan" Moniker
>>543844149
>>543844515It's trivial.I have 66kk at Oguri Crap and I didn't touch her past my 1st month of playing.
>>543843313
>>543844440So triple triple crown? the fuck.>>543844526Ah, the derby and kikuka are not needed... Still quite the ordeal.
>>543844453show deck
>>543844463why all the trainers act like virgins?
>>543844628Note that all those races has a super decked out T.M. Opera so it's pretty difficult but honestly it was really fun seeing T.M. Opera freak the fuck out after losing to Doto every race.
>>543844696Cause they are, umas don't want used goods
>>543844696because the umas are all schoolgirls and it's inappropriate for a man in a position of authority over them to have a relationship with them
Why can't we pull for Meek...
Good doujin. Though, Grass' trainer here looks like BaneP from IM@S.
>>543844526It turns out I almost got this by accident on my first run, but I came in second in spring tenno sho.
>>543844696did you even read the terms & conditions?
>>543844408
>>543844441well yeah I have her MLB already but I didn't think people were running her before the Guts buff
>>543844526>>543844628Well nuts I messed up even bigger than I thought I did
>>543844848>authoritymost umas do whatever they want
FUCK your trainees
>>543844696>Why don't the old men fuck the horse schoolgirls?
>>543844696Don't reply to me ever again ningen fucker
>>543844916cuteplease reply to this post
Good LORD mogging of this level should not be legal
YA DAMN HORSES STOP TURNING TRACEN INTO A DATING WEBSITE
I love you creek but please don't do this in every single run
>>543844453your cards must be horrendous. are you running a 4speed/2stam deck?you need at least one, ideally three, of mejiro ryan inherit, maruzensky inherit, and/or taiki inherit. you'll have a difficult time competing against competently-built units without these acceleration skills.
Toraina-san you better not be banging my umas.
>>543844634i used the one on the left for the two B+ runs.
So its 2 debuffers the only reliable way to win this CM, right?
>transfer wants pace B>filter pace parents>see something go upto B on Taishin>do race and fail it at arima>realize it wanted pace B, and I was leveling mile BWelp. This game sucks. Just give me my free star pieces, you bitches.
>>543844696If you tongue fuck your trainee's throat on the spot then the director summons the mercenary helicopters; you have to wait until she graduates
She's 17
>>543843658>botter title is more prestigious than a PvP title/uma/ quality post
>>543845036It says I obtained the skill "I Never Goof Up!" but clearly I did.
>>543844848>position of authority
>>54384517616 is legal here.
100 free pulls on rice/riko. if I get it, yay, if not, oh well, it's a coin flip. the one positive of this accellerated schedule
Any JP player can explain how the tachyon spark upgrade event works? I got an uma with 13 whites, but the blue pink and green are only 1 star and the ura finale is only 2 stars.What can the tachyon event do?
>>5438451543 dominators akshually, with your ace being Rudolf with dominator.
>>543845176I thought 16 was the consent age inside Dai Nippon
>>543845206And then I forgot the image!!!!!!! I am the most useless worthless poster ITT! I should just uninstall and go eat grass until I keel over from stomach poisoning.
>>543845091Haha director your umas are raping me
>>543841424>he thinks hes getting 100 free pulls
>>543845308Wedding Mayano*Rudolf gets exposed every race she's in.
Last CM room85235313
>>543845348isnt this uma too smug?
>>543845387NYOOOO THE UMA GASLIGHT
>>543845176That's like 51 in human years. Why are we chasing cougars? Isn't this a horse game?
Dotopostershow's the "race fatigue" gimmick treating you?
>>543845154>Stamina debuffer for first round to stat check shitters>Speed debuffer round 2 to fuck with competent trainers who might be running triple aces..That's my plan.
I hate Bourbon so fucking much.
>showing affection to your trainee = bad>getting harassed by top gun = goodI hate this double standard
WHO IS THE BROWN ONE? WHAT'S HER NAME AND WHEN DOES SHE COME TO GLOBAL? youtube.com/watch?v=hKmoFOVFhlU
Meisho.....DOTO!
>>543845634important post
>>543845569It's -5 energy for each race. You can race 1 G3, the Satsuki Sho, and then just wait it out. I like doing the derby too, so I can get to 100k fans by end of year. So -15 energy, it's not bad.
>>543845628never, she's the aoharu NPC horse
Does Triple 7s trigger at an acceptable time?
>>543845569i barely notice it in her careeroptional races just cost 20 energy instead of 15
>>543845628that's one of the Meek npc jobber umas in the next event
>>543845569I get -5 energy after every race. Is it supposed to do more than that?
>>543845708FUCK
>>543845569It's actually not too bad. You only truly need to do two G1 Races (Hopeful Stakes and Satsuki Sho) in order to get the amount of fans needed unless you want to see the story of her beating Vega at the DAHBY (who's actually even more stacked than TM Opera at Satsuki).
>>543845760red meek...
>>543845569Pretty easy desu, run Hopeful Stakes, win, get energy back in new year, run Satsuki Sho, win, rest before summer, run Japan Cup, win, have 100k fans easily, run Tenno Sho Spring for the free skill hints since the next races are goals and not optional
>>543845628mein fuhrer....
>>543845760>jobber
>>543845417Top Cunny End Closer btw.Thanks for joining
>>543845249you fill a research gauge by doing races, once it fills up you can increase any star count by 1 each time. So if you wanted 3* blue, pink, and URA finale, you'd need to get 5 full research gauges which might be tough to do in a single period
is KEEP IT REAL BIS inherit for summer spe?
Too much Dotoposting in this thread. Cool it with the big boobs /uma/.
>>543845884AIEEEE MY HORSES CAN'T BEAT THEM.......
>>543845760Why do they make the npcs some of the cutest uma? It's not fair bros
>>543845176Nigga you're like 30-something, don't lecture me about how old a fictional girl is.
>>543845884>NPC uma on CRACKnow gimme both of them
>>543845124Decks don't look terrible, what blue inherits do you have? And like >>543845079 said accel inherits are important for ends. Do you have a decent mlb cafe or top cun to replace mcfat?
>>543844515It's not that hard if you tism out a bit and play a lot
>>543845974Fine
>>543845983>make 5 member team races>only make designs for 2 of themwow thanks cygaymes
>>543845884>An actual trainer can make those>Meanwhile Happy Meek is stuck in sub 600 hell, can't even get a three spark blueSomeone post NG+ Meek's stats
>>543845974Yes, more ikemen posting.
>>543845983Look at some of the Umas from the Fr*nch eventDenied brown over and over again
>>543845974Most popular girl feeling nervous, huh?
Which uma can musume?
>>543845176out of 10!
How do you make a good front runner?
Leo 17387204
I cannot believe they let me click on the concert button, click on center and put Maruzensky in a sexy bikini up there.What was Cygames thinking?Did the owner approve of this?
>>543845934Thanks. Can you explain further about the "doing races" part. Is it any race (team trial included), # of race you do in career, or you actually meant it's the career run itself (like gathering career point in bingo event)Also if it's just career, any estimate how many stamina we'll need to spent for a single upgrade?
>>543846273Pray for the planets to align.
>>543846343wtf she's contacting the mothership, someone stop her!
>>543846343UNIVAAAAAAAASE
>>543846343Why does she praise the sun?
>>543846413
>>543846071My inherits are 9* stam with taki and maruzensky on one side for their skills and 6* stamina on the other. My stamina card situation is grim, I really hope I don't need them for aoharu like people are saying.
Why are people even trying to make CM4 Aces when AOHARU comes out during it?
doto is irish
>>543846645Imagine slacking off and then Aoharu is delayed until finals have already started.
>>543845934Wait, I heard you could only increase spark stars up to 3 times during the event, no?
>>543846645How are you going to get through Round 1 if you don't have Aces smart guy.
>>543846810count on coasting to group b by lucking out with people having worse uma than I do
useless green ningen
>>543846290Another tough lobby! Only debuffs were domintor on grass + rudolf.
Is anyone running Taishin this CM or nah? I see a lot of goldpiss but zero taishin now
>>543846209>King Halo's dad was in uma>zero interactions togetherthat was grim
>>543846957>Smart Falcon
>>543846637stam is skippable in aoharu with sparks if you borrow riko isnt it
>>543845716It triggers right before last spurt. So it's not ideal since you want acceleration there, not speed, but if you're relying on that, then the race is already dead because you missed maestro/restless.
>>5438466370LB seiun is actually a pretty good stamina stick. it's better than your 2LB mejiro mcqueer.
>>543846810I'm just going to rerun my A-Finals Umas.
>>543846965I'm planning to build one but she's definitely not a good Uma to pick because her greatest strenght (having Encroaching) is absolutely useless for this CM so you're basically praying for her to get enough power to reach 6th to proc Iron. Or you can just run her as a Late but then you lose out on having the Gold Blue.
>>543846965I'm running Narita Taishin and Brian, and Doto will take the place of Top Road until she is released
>>543841794yeah I got em right here let me just get back to my car
>>543846965>taishitI better hope not
>>543846410yeah, daily races, team trials, careers etc. I personally haven't done any but I've read enough about it to have a decent idea
Fun challenge. Playing Doto is so fun.
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt that can't fit into her bloomerssniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracen
>>543846376Doesn't matter, I approve.
>>543847379>Normal Mood
>>543847379She's got major highroll potential with that + the "Positively Tickled!" event.
>>543847458She had a woman moment before the last race.
>>543842385>>543842682Made for nakadashi with hand-holding + interlocked fingers, kissing, and whispered confessions of love.
>>543845884Those are just my stats on a mid roll
>>543847445if you didn't roll for this then you're irredeemably homosexual
>>543843313>>543843439Which Grass-chan do I believe?
Would you be able to tell Ryan that she looks ugly to her face and ruin her day?
>>543841890NO ONE TELL SPE HER GREAT-GRANDKID IS A CHESTNUT
>>543847732id tell her to just get a fucking haircut for god sake
I don't know guys, as a black person the recent racist song has me feeling pretty weird.
>>543847703this one
>>543845634Doto....RAPE!
how the fuck do i get max speed on an uma with no speed growths i'm running mlb kitasan and everything
>>543847861ass wonder doesn't strike me as a guitarist.
>>543847825AIEEEEEEEE
>>543847982that's a bass
>>5438479474 mlb speed cards or 3 mlb speed cards + mlb Tazuna minimum
>>543847982that's BASS Wonder you fool
>>543846273ground work + 3 green skillshigh wit 600+concentration/focus if you can get itmid game skill to hold the lead and hit angling and schemingthis cm you need distance S Fronts could fraud it out last time not even capping speed but not this time
>>543847861What knowledge does Bass Wonder have for me?
>>543842682>>543842385>>543842281>>543843096sex with men (female)
Leo CM 23775203
Best Front Runner: Summer MaruzenskyBest Pace Chaser: Oguri CapBest Late Surger: Oguri CapBest End Closer: Gold ShipThis is irrefutable truth.
>>5438484971-1-1-1-despair
>>543848423and that's cap, twin
>>543848420>tickezo ran out of gasoh no..
>>543845208What does it say about me if I would put the leash when she asked me to?
soon
>>543848420>condor rushed early into position for pumping iron
>>543848497>Opera Wins By Doing Nothing
>>543848846
>>543848423Most Reddit - Agnes Tachyon
>>543848670I like Oguri's legs in this one
>>543848670ew a monkey
Is it just me or this event has been a slog to complete? I finished the last one with 3, almost 4 days to spare and now I'm stuck with 500k. The cards that boost it suck so bad other than Sweep
You're telling me you rejected me because you like umas like... Cheval Grand, Mejiro Ryan, and Katsuragi Ace?
2:09.2 is a PR
>>543849837I don't think Bakushins ass is that fat
>>543849946I like her event where she obliterate poorfags' fragile egos by not knowing how to drink soda.
>>543849417
>>543850293>2018wew
Are there any early guide illustration for Unity Cup?
Bamboo Memory looks like THAT??
>>543850293heh
>>543847947You need 4 speed cards, even Oguri struggles with 4 cards at times.
Fuck fatties, I hate them
>>543851379nah with oguri or any other 20% speed umas, you run 3 speed + 1 wit instead of 4 speed
>>543851490I used Oguri as an example anon.
>>543851468>>543851607
which uma hates swimming
>>543851607and i disagree
>>543843835This choreography sucks
>>543851652any that the pool training has them with floaties or paddle board over swimming
>>543851656Well you can disagree all you want but it's a fuckton harder to cap speed with only 3 speed cards and no speed bonus and anon is clearly struggling to do so.
>>543851652Hishi Miracle
>>543851685Ah yeah? Post your latest choreography and the performance of it.
>>543849946I rejected you because I don't date my trainee. Come back when you graduate.
>>543851468>>543851602I love fatties (Mirako)
I'm leaving to watch Chainsaw Man. Bye guys.
>game won't connect to my home internet at night, but will during the day>connects fine using wifi regardless of time of dayThe mysteries of Uma Musume.
who needs midgame
>>543852225read the manga faggot
>>543851652Rice HATES it
>>543852292>readingBOOMER BEGONE LMAO
>>543852312why won't she take her hat off.....
>>543851602why do they keep adding belly rub animations...
>>543852292>implying I don't
>>543851379unless you're short on time or MLB speed SRs, you should always be running 3 speed cards for 20% speed growth umas. Most runs you won't hit speed cap but the ones you do you'll be way ahead in power/wit
You ARE preparing for first anniversary by getting all the race trophies for your favorite uma to get her title as soon as possible, right? The races with scheduling conflicts right now will become possible in MANT.
>>543852709I don't have a favourite uma. I play the best parents and aces for the current meta in CM.
I should REALLY retire this woman.
>>543852640why aoi and not a wit card
>>543852709But the color is so ugly...
>>543852823because aoi gives wit and he didn't want to run fukukitaru
>>543852764woooooooooow what a cool boy and what a shitty white frame
>>543852835calypso...
>>543852823I'd rather be using tazuna but MLB aoi gives better failure protection and energy reduction than LB0 tazuna. Plus a couple hundred skill points on turns that would otherwise be wasted or praying for your wit card to land at the same time nothing else does
>Medium S and Red Shift sparks finally proc in the same run>Night Owl into double infirmary makes me barely miss 1200 speedJust gotta keep pulling that lever until it happens I guess
>>543853162other than the lack of midrace velocity skills, this looks great
>next CM is another mile cm>the "Mightiest Miler" is trash againlol lmao
>>543852709So about that...
>>543852279I love greedy retards like this
>>543851652oguri and hishi miraclethey're very rare exceptions by the way, horses normally love the water
>>543852640Anon I meant that Oguri can struggle to hit cap with 4 speed cards sometimes and since anon isn't using an Oguri with a speed bonus he should consider a 4 speed deck so he can consistently hit cap.My own ace Oguri is a 3/2/1 build but my other non speed bonus paces have a 4/2 because it feels like shit otherwise and there are runs where I blatantly can't hit speed cap.
When you asked your asshole to be fingered:
>>543853162based banana fiend enjoyer
>>543853360>isn't using an Oguri with a speed bonus but... she always has a bonus
>>543853192yeah, shame Brian never gave out Medium Straightaways or Corners, doesn't help that I only have it 2LB and lack the club to get it to 3. Maybe it's worth subbing out MLB Eishin Flash for 0LB Kita just to get Curvature since I hit 1200 most runs anyways
>>543853378I'll stick my tongue to his asshole
>>543852279If you're activating sfv as a front runner, then you already lost.
Doto's big fat tits
BOKUMANKO
>>543853267>no red shift>no shooting>no spurt>just pump and anglingoh boy
>>543853267>same accel zoneswtf, what makes this any different from cm3? at least there's some difference between taurus and leo
>>543853661LOVING SEX AND BABY MAKING WITH BOKUMANKOS
>>543853752The difference is smaru instead of falco
>>543853267three late surgers coming right up
>>543853162may her big head come in clutch for your CM, anon. Kinda related, but would be fun for her to have an epithet were you win a G1 race by a head or something ((I don't have her so I don't know if that's already a thing))
>>543847947>>543853162This is the deck I've been using on mine, might help you
>>543853360yes, a non speed growth uma should be using 4 cards, but has a relatively easier time hitting cap with 4 than a 20% does with 3. It just means that you take 1 card less of whatever the uma does have a 20% gain in (dropping a stam or power card, taking different sparks to avoid whatever your uma has a comparative advantage in etc). If your favourite uma has a 20% guts or wit growth rate you're just fucked unfortunately
>>543853752New scenario so higher stats. We'll need to run all our Aces again.
>>543853830don't forget about your blocker
>>543853752El Condor Pasa is bad this time
>>543853752it's the exact same track. but the conditions are firm instead of good. which makes more of a difference than you think. passing is actually possible.
>>543853830We stay PUMPING and FURIOUS FEATING
>>543853678>just pump and anglingsexy
>>543853941>but the conditions are firm instead of goodDo we still get the forced inner rail hug bullshit from CM3?
>>543854048You mean the 200m section of overtake mode being disabled? That's a 200m stretch before the first corner on every map, wasn't CM3 specific.
I'm boredCM5 when?
>>543854265>200m stretch before the first corner on every mapNTA, I thought it was last corner?
>>543854265aww fuck I guess mile distance makes it more noticeable compared to Medium and Long
>>543854341hopefully never fucking ever
>"I just want trainer-san to be happy!"Kitasan really is a good girl
>>543854432tamtam
kinda addicted to watching Uma streamers with only one view who talk to themselves for 3 hours, it's comfy
>>543854346Whatever the first corner you enter will be.
>>5438543412 more weeks
https://x.com/RotersZ/status/1981539197665366264
>>543853267Oh nice I can use this gal.
Jesus christ I just saw a summer Maruzensky that was beyond gross.>inherited Groundwork, Medium S, Summer Runner, and Red Shift off a single circle parentage>1200/1000/700/301/500 stats with 3 speed cards>2 double circle speed greens + front runner savvy + 2 gold recoveries + triple sevens + prof of curve + double circle front runner corners and straightaways + angling and schemeing + red shift>9 stamina vet with 3 star Groundwork on S. MaruWhat the fuck is this luck?
>>543855004some of us have all the luck, no matter how much we fucking suck
starting gate for Kikuka sho (G1) this sunday on 15:40 JST.tomorrow (JST) there will be Artemis Stakes (mile G3) if you want to watch too
Hop on VR chat /uma/
>>543855156Blow it out of your ass
>>543855112did they name mirage knight after the yugioh card
>>543855156No thanks. I'm not trans.
>>543855156I heard they make fun of wiredCHADS, they don't deserve me
OOOH LOOK AT ME I BROUGHT DOUBLE DOMINATOR HA HA OOOOH DEBUFF DEBUFF HOW DO YOU LIKE ALL THAT CONSTANT PURPLE GOO SAPPING YOUR STRENGTH AWAY DOES IT FEEL GOOD DOES IT MAKE YOU HAPPY OH WHAT THE OTHER PERSON ALSO BROUGHT DOUBLE DEBUFFS HA HA WOW WHAT A COINKY DINK GUESS WE THOUGHT THE SAME THING YOU ONLY NEED ONE ACE TO WIN A DUMBASS LIKE YOU WHO BROUGHT THREE ACES DID YOU THINK YOU COULD WIN DID YOU THINK THAT YOU WERE COOL YOU SPENT ALL THAT TIME MAKING THESE ACES WHILE I ONLY HAD TO MAKE ONE HA HA HA HA HA YOU FUCKING SUCK ANON
Admire Vega thread next
>>543855324has anyone even used double dominator here?
>>543855324Teio would say this
do they ever release a support card that gives a gold debuff skill or is that the only stupid thing they won't do
>>543855324I say this and bring my own debuffers too
>>543855156>having virtual sex with this rando with an NTR avatar>we're both silent so far just doing the motions>he suddenly moaned>i could tell from that voice that he's a 6ft tall 300lbs of muscle dudewhat do, bros?
>>543855324>>543855409>t. frontshitter
>>543855324>2 debuffsJust make 3 broAir Groove, Nice Nature, WTopgun
>/uma/ is going through CM stress week once again
>>543855214Yes kek. There's also a horse named Gaia Force who was also named after Wargreymon
i wanna punch rice VILLAIN in the face
>>543855528I am taking it easy!
>>543855528and you'll see retards try to rush an ace the last two days again
>>543855112Thanks anon. I'll back Energico and Lemaire here. I also like Eri King but that gate seems rough and I think Kawada hasn't won a long G1 race yet too
>>543855528Giving up on this one felt so freeing.
I haven't had a good run for this cm at all
>>543855528>stressI'm done building aces that can get me at least gold.
>>543855481Cafe SSR was the last time they allowed a gold debuff card, never happened again after complaints of debuffs ruining the fun of the game
>>543855832Since debuffs gets banned in the future, does that mean Nature (legit Aces) and other debuff umas like Cafe become trash tier?
>>543855662I'm sure about half of the playerbase does this
>>543855790>super pregmore like super fat
>>543856040By then they'd have alts with zero debuff skills.
>>543856189Well, do they give you the option to change outfits if you have that uma? Like say, I'm using Maid Cafe but I want her to race in her default.
>>543856274Yes.And no, I don't remember when that feature came out.
if oguri were to get pregnant it would be the end of the uma musume universe as we know it, mind you a mares gestation period is 11 months long.i dont think theres enough food to sustain oguri for 11 months
>>543855494
>>543856040July 2025 CM was the first time they've done that, so you're worrying about that very preemptively. It's not a regular thing even now, with the announced december CM being the next to have no debuffs.
>>543856040Yes but you can run the alts who are much better and viable offmeta picksOriginal Cafe is a beast in Pisces cup
>>543856470>so you're worrying about that very preemptivelyThat's the advantage and disadvantage of foresight. Rolling for Cafe seems unappealing to me now, might as well roll for her alt, especially since I'm an F2P so every carat counts.
>>543856603>not rolling for an uma that won't be debuffed for another 3 yearswhy even play the game at all if that's a factor in your decision
>>543856693My dopamine receptors simply aren't fried, anon. That's why I can think long-term.
>>543856603You are getting her alt in like 2 yearsWill you be playing the game in the next 2 years? Or will you quit early because you skipped Cafe
>>543853378I want Cheval to rim me instead
>>543842385
Cafe? more like crap-pehh
Why can't I consistently break through 10k...I'm such an awful trainer...
>>543857076You don't have mlb kita
call it
Why pull on anything? We already know when everything will become obsolete, so what's the point? Just save up two million carats over the next eight years until we're caught up with JP.
>>543857125McQueen
>listening to Cotton Eye Joe while training Taiki ShuttleThis is the way.
>>543857125both my accounts got Rice so I'll bet on her, it's rigged
>>543857283What does Taiki Shuttle have to do with a Swedish song?
>>543842385I have been a Cheval Grand fan since I lay eyes on her
>>543857303Winner! A dupe, but its fine Laisu a cute.>>543857186
>>543857283IF IT HADNT BEEN FOR COTTON EYE JOEMARRIED A HORSE A LONG TIME AGO
>>543857369
>>543857473The fucked up part is that it was a dupe for me too, on both accounts. Something really fishy is going on... I don't trust that knife
>>543855662>not retardmode rushing an umabro your last minute buff?
>>543856603>might as well roll for her altThis is a good choice for a lot of umas. Like I'd rather roll for chef Flash than her base version.
I ALMOST had someting going on
>>543857762she worked out too much and reduced her gut
>get groundwork from inspiration on my nice nature>try to get it set up as a pacer>watch it trigger, and still end up at the back of the pack at the start of the racewhat the fuck
>>543857283Hold my beer.https://youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_kUabZsoRl08CyMc0PL8P1jfURsfh6q5VQ
>>543857846>groundwork on a non frontlol ol ol lol ol ol lol
Are pace chasers the most cucked style??? Do they ever get better or do they always have to deal with more stamina consumption for whatever nonsense reason, no accel and being brocked and top of it
>>543858172not him but wasn't it supposed to help with pace promotion against 0 front lobbies?
>>543858257even if it did its way too much an investment of points
>>543858197the tradeoff for having a little more stamina consumption is that they have access to two guaranteed high value gold recoveries (race planner and gourmand)
Leo 11554420
>>543857125Spe
>>543858172i was hoping it would atleast put me infront of everyone that isnt fronti wonder if its because its a career run and 16umas just fuck it up
>>543858197i don't know how you can look at the current CM and say "wow pace sucks"nevermind the fact that christmas oguri is coming and pace is her best style
I'm just hyped for the new scenario. I want new race soundtrack. Does Unity Cup have good ones? Also is the story longer than the URA scenario?
>>543858467Against fronts you will naturally pace down, it's only helpful if there are zero fronts at all
>>543858451fucked up the last one, new 71697452
I think my brain has gone smooth from training Golship. Can anyone help me out with a summer maru build. Deck and parents? I have a setup that gets me groundwork inspiration reliably, but I never have the stats and/or the green skills by the end.
>>543858197Pace is already good. You should be worried about end, Golshi is their only good uma.
Special wife
>>543858330why do I need 2 gold recov when I can run end and just train a bit more stamina to make up for it, on top of never being brocked, have better accel and ignore debuffspace chaser is fucking cucked
>>543858619Are her kids Special needs?
Northern Lake Farm opened the donations for the new stable for both Meisho Doto and other retired horses at the farmhttps://readyfor.jp/projects/northern-lakeYogibo Versailles Resort Farm is also holding a crowdfunding campaign for new stables, they are the home of Tanino Gimlet, Transcend and Wonder Acutehttps://readyfor.jp/projects/VersaillesResortFarm2025
>>543857601Raisu a cute, you should trust her.
>>543858572suzukasweep toshoking halofine motioneither seiun sky/cafe/tazuna or another speed card depending on your parentsborrow creek
>>543853937Damn, I'll have to find a new pace to run
>>543858643>on top of never being brockedThe ONLY End Closer this can ever apply to is Gold Ship who is a fucking cheater with a busted unique that says fuck an end closer, I want to be a pace chaser mid way into the match.
>>543858562>>543858562>>543858562room for one more torena
>>543852279>1 gold recovery on Summerian Maruzensky>sfv + outer post but no 777 nor moxie/unrelentingkek
My CM4 team?GoldshiTaishinMayano marriedAll end closers, you faggots can kill each other in the front with all these debuffs, I'm going to play my own game
>>543855324heehee... melty!!... ohnononono tripleacebros you're having a MELTY!!! haha twipelacebwos!1!! ohnonono hee hee ho your oguri? snore ryan? roar brian?? AHAHAHAHA OHNONONONONO smarukek! smellukek MELTY! ohonononon smoreukek MELTY! bros bro i exchange to leo bronze??? smarukek???? hmm?? le aces le lost the race? OHNONONONONO hee hee tripleace MELTY! wait wait wait one ace no nononon two ace! hmmm ohnonononoo three ace!?!?!?! yes yes yes! wait wait wait OHNONONONONONOBRO twipleace into DOMINATOR! waitwaitwait nippleace into third place! WAITWAITWIAIT NOHONONOHNONOHONOO??? tripleacebros how do we win against the dominator??!?!?!? twipleacebwos can we kill the blominators?!!?! nippleacevros... it's hachimi da...! AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE THE TRIPLE ACES ARE GETTING DOUBLE NUKED BY BOMBINATORS AAHAAHAHAHAHHAHA HOHONOHNOONHONHONOHONHONHONOHNO TRIPLEACE BROS NOT LIKE THIS??!?!?!?!?
>Get full energy right before summer>Halo decides to want partner running on this turn in particular
aieee catbox is down can't make new soundposts
>>543859107This is only the fourth CM Global has had, how are you people becoming schizos this fast.
>>543855324>>543859107Why did we go from Teio abuse to Teio whatever this is?
I like triple ace because I'm an honest and honorable trainer.
>>543858901I got blown the fuck out lmao
>>543859297nah this is just the teio rageposter
>>543859065Fat lot of good that dead fucking weight Taishin is gonna be without her clutch Encroaching.
i only run triple cowtits for CM
sold this 3rd rathe used whore to a 1st rate clientbest trade deal of my life!
FAT FUCK
>>543858901>>543859375uma musume is luck game, ggs
>>543859448why does Ruby hate fun
gold city's career is so fucking hard
>0 groundwork on borrowed runsOkay shiraoki-sama I'll play redshift sfv front
I've been seeing a lot more lates winning instead of S. Maru. Does /uma/ have weak S. Marus or does /uma/ have strong lates.
>>543859552Thats true and I consider these lobbies as sweaty as graded A finals. All good in my book.
>>543859604She loves me so I only have good runs with her apparently, she's also my wife
>>543859684yes
>>543859552these rooms are full of whales, yikes
umas for this feel?
Rice is the cutest
>>543858619Looks like Doto's home is gonna be ok. Hopefully nothing bad happens after a successful charity event for a beloved retired horse that gained international attention
>login>request blaze>logoutis that simple
>>543859801they always arewhales push hardest for testing, leading to casuals not wanting to join rooms just to get crushed, leading to only whale roomsnever take test results posted here as representative of the whole playerbase, only for A finals
FUCK you reddit tachyon
>>543859801>1LB King and Sweep>whalebwo...
>get cloudy days>it's raining>doesn't procah yes would someone at cygames like to tell me where rain comes from?
>>543860056It comes from rainy days.
>>543860056>where rain comes from?it's just hishi akebono peeing from above
>>543859967now Pokke has nothing to chase, she will never make it and it's all your fault
>>543860056Anon nobody fucking says it's cloudy when it's raining, they say it's raining that's explicitly completely different than cloudy.
>>543859820
>>543859604Gold City makes me hard
>>543858719>not even one day>95% fundedDoto is loved
>>543860056Never seen clear rain before? Plenty of superstitions based on it from many cultures.
>>543858719I funded 30% of these
I'm running green skills and groundwork on late surgers and you can't stop me.
>>543860165good, FUCK pokke
>>543859801I'm f2p gro
>>543860165>>543859967>dantsu then wins the dahbyBASED BASED BASED
which one reduces velocity more, hesitant + tether or just dominator?
>>543859969a whale made this post
>>543841469Thank you NTR for fixing the OP, truly a model student.
Fuck fatties, I love them
>>543860419hesitant + tether
>>543860419consider the odds of two skills going off vs one
>>543860419hesitant + tetherdominator is only 0.25, tether and hesitant are both 0.15 each
>>543860467>>543860459>BLOCKs your path
>build stayer uma>either ends 2nd or 1st by a kilometer
>>543859743thought about running her in cm4 but with only one gold needs 900-1k stam to not die to debuffs
JRA released a Kikuka-shō Hype Videohttps://x.com/JRA_Special/status/1981194766948979078
...bwos?
>>543860653damn those horse is fucking giant
>>543860590Get one gold and a white and it becomes hard 900 requirement.
>>543858719Blessed they are almost funded. Gimlet's farm should have done the same trying to rope in global.
>>543860607wich ones have Sunday Silence in their pedigree so I DON'T root for them
>>543860713Lol
>>543859801>winner borrowed kita but has MLB creekPiggy but not whale>Maxed out Kitasan but the SRs are middling in terms of uncapRe-roller>Maxed out SRs and MLB Creek but only LB2 KitaReroller that got ownedConclusion = no whales + you're gay + your uma loses to Happy Meek
>>543860713bro..
>>543860694well you can aim for straightaway/breath but just makes a gambler even gamblerer
>>543860607>Kikuka-shō Hype Video>No Manhattan CafeI don't care, you can suck my cock and the JRA can rim my asshole>Rapes your shitty horse with 100-0 oddsEat shit
how far away from global is she? more than a year?
mmm, what if...
>>543860607I guess finishing 15th in Arc after leading the race before spurt broke Croix du Nord huh, such a shame...
>>543860713checked everyoneall have Sundayman in there
>>543860791just accept you're a filthy whale and stop trying to larp yourself into feeling better about your financial decisions
>>543860758>>543860816Fuck all of them, then. Especially Ra Shalom
>>543860878STRENGTHUMA IS A HIGH ROLL GAME
>>543860850BasedPut some respect on Cafe
>>543861020vax status?
>>543860891most horses from Satsuki and Derby don't attempt Kikuka unless they have a chance at a triple crown, Croix won only the derby so there is no reason to try
>>543861103-30 down the drain
>>543860713just root for Eri King bro it's owned by cygames and actually have chance to win (thanks for museum mile and croix being absent)>>543861179if only the Mejiros are still here...
>>543860653Yippeekiyay, motherfucker
but what if i were to purchase sketchy acupuncture and disguise it as my own training
Lol
Did a cm room and these were the results, my shitty maru without focus or a 3rd green got 3rd
>cafe is going to be released right before the kikuka sho CM>doto is released right before the t.kinen CMI'm noooticing
>>543861454WHERE'S THE FUCKING HAT YOU BRAT
>>543861343AIEEE YOU DOXXED ME
>>543860850I just realized that Manhattan Cafe's name is "cafe", as in the place where you drink coffee, and not the drink itself.
>>543861278ohoho delightfully devilish torena
Around mares beware!Around mares beware!
>>543861272If Eri King wins that would be the first JRA G1 for Fujita right?
>>543861526If that were the case, her gimmick would be visiting Cafes instead of drinking coffee
Next protagonist will be Orfevre and family
>>543861623I think I'll let my guard down around mares
>>543860684>>543861275big indeed
Sweep Tosho has ear covers in her hatCheval Grand has ear coverings on her hatAnyone else?
>>543858719
>>543861743I love
>>543861454Slowpoke. uma schedules has always been following irl race calendar, which is why on every december JP had arima kinen cm except for this year. New Uma releases too, most of them. Like Believe was released during Sprinter Stakes. Espoir City during Japan Dirt Classic.
which one is better…
around fillies, watch your willies
>>543843431if I flip a coin 6 times and get tails all 6 times what are the odds the 7th is going to be tails?
>>543861812Right, Stamina debuffers are a meme and you need savvy for debuffers
>>543861809What I was noticing is that an uma that won in the CM track is released right before. For malicious purposes.
400k points is such a slog, I usually only have enough time for one or two runs a day...
>>543861454she got the same moves as...
>>543861812left for qualifiers, right for finals
>>543861714YOU FOOL
>>543861902the thing is right is missing hesitant pace
thoughts?
>>543862023shit
>>543862023lol
>>543862023bricked
>>543861624His jockey has never won a long G1 (even ones that are only 10m longer than 2400m)His trainer has never won a colt classic G1His owner has never won a central G1It'd be a tough race.
>>543862010Yeah it isn't perfect but I'd rather have Dom and no Hesitant pace than Hesitant pace and no Dom
>>543862023You should run more races for skills, don't forget the Radio Nikkei Sho on the first day of summer camp during classic year for 75 skill points, if you get 100k fans during year 1 you also get 30 extra speed points.
>>543862023she'll survive
>>543862169what about hesitant pace + tether than dom
>>543861941That is also true.
>>543862023i never thought about how smaru players can get 10+ skills + hit statlines actually...
>>543862153It would be so kino for him to win
oguri cute as in peak
Don't keep her waiting.
>>543862293listen to 90% WR
Cute...
>>543862212I didnt get any inherits or gw
>>543862249Tether + Hesitant Pace slows down a bit more I think but you're missing out on slowing Fronts. And without Savvy Fronts will be out of range for a lot of your debuffs.
>>543862452>less than 700 powerDies to Oguri Cap (As in peak)
>>543862452i guess only frontnigs can get away with statlines that weak
>>543862514only the gaze has range everything else is infinite range
It's fucking teio again, isn't it?I saw you talk to her earlier trainer!You were even cheering for her on the TV!You're not even her trainer!Why are not not looking at me! You're such an ungrateful fu- tsk. You know what comes here......Wait trainer why are you holding your face like thatWhat no, it's not a black eye Trainer stop it I didn't even hit you that hard!Wait honey... no, don't look at me like that. I'm sorry, I was just so mad!I couldn't control myself...It's not my fault...Please no stop it Trainer no stop crying no please look at me...Why did you have to do that, though? Why can't you just... not act up so... I'm sorry...Wait ok... It's fine it's come on let's just hug it outMmh I'll wipe away your tears alright, man up it's not that bad...Here let me use this packed ice alright don't worry sorry sorry I'm so fucking useless...You should just leave me and go be Teios trainerDon't worry about me, I'll just kill myself, old nature who is not good at anything will just kill herself right Please wait, don't leave... I can... I will change I promise you...Remember when we married, I said I would make you happy...Just... I just need more time you have to put your faith in meI won't yell at you anymore starting now you have to trust me hereYou have to meet me halfway alrightOk now let's get dressed, we have to meet with the other trainers and Umas to share racing notes in a bitAh... It's getting bad. Ok listen to me alright.Listen here very carefully...We will tell them that...Alright, so our story will be you slipped and fell down the stairs, alright? Hey, hey, listen to me, look at me, trainer, is that clear?You just fell ok?Nothing. Happened.They don't have to know.If they knew things would just cause misunderstandings and things would be worse.I can't have that.Alright lets go get in the car...We can... hmm... lets go out tonight, that family dinner would nice and we can both cool off and relax there...
>>543862452Do people unironically listen to this retard? I thought people here said he does f2p content, why is he using MLB Kita and Creek?
leo room12653360
>>543852279>who needs midgame>3 mid game skills
>>543862656Oh I thought white debuffs had range too, I feel like I miss them sometimes. I guess if you're more worried about Pace use Tether + Hesitant, if you're more worried about Front use Dom
>>543862698>This work on women I don't get why its so hard to leave an abusive relationship
>>543861624Yeah, his only Japanese G1 is Forever Young in Tokyo Daishoten which is NAR.Fun fact, Forever Young, whichi si born at the same day as Uma JP release, is the first and only horse in Japan history to won races from all grades. G1, G2, G3, JPN 1, JPN 2, JPN 3. Already a legend even before retiring.
>>543862698Is it over for me if I got hard and my heart skipped a beat?
One in a million run
>>543862853Bro I think you hosted a cancer room by mistake
>>543862853front meta room>>543863185I think so
>>543862705The only widely know creator doing somewhat f2p content (at least demonstrations of possible build) is witgame jap. Others do pig content only.
tell me about Marvelous, why is she so stacked
>>543863114I CAN FEEL IT BROSUMA MUSUME IS A DIRT GAMETM SOON
>>543862853Guess what's wrong in this image
Should I cleat the stupid Daiwai Scarlet support?
>>543858719It's done
is shrewd step good?
>>543863485On Teio? Yes.
>>543860607>shalomwhat did raimi mean by this?
>>543862698Incredibly arousing
BOTHER I AM PINNED HERE!
WTF do you mean they hit the goal? I just found out about it like 10 minutes ago.
Night owl ain't got shit on me
>>543863445100k for renovations seems TOO cheap....
>>543863732>>543863445I kneel, holy based
Dantsu!
Mid-race speed is 20m/s and spurt speed is 24m/s?My eyes make me think the difference is much more drastic.
>>543863771they got a grant from the JRA too but it was smaller than expected
>club points required to get ssr card jumps from 100 to 900 after one dupewhat the fuck lmaoAlthough now I understand what the anon who warned me yesterday was on about...
>>543861614>uh?Trainer & Tazuna>Trainer with his crazy training metods Tazuna's gonna need her medication When she hears Trainer's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight TURENAAAAAA
>>543863859It's a difference of about 9 miles per hour, which is a pretty big difference.
>>543863904it goes to 2000 and 3000 after that
TM Fraudpera could never save her farm like Doto didI kneel
>>543864053I dont think Im getting those MLBs anytime soon in my current club...I dont log in consistently enough to qualify for any tryhard club too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbJmX4k4vhckino
>>543864098>t. dicklet manlet slant eyed rancher that got his horse raped by TM Opera O the Centurial Overlord
So what the fuck is wrong with nice nature fags?
>>543864365Nothing.
Now that the dust has settled, was her mom right?
>>543864286Oh fuck he did it. Sounds pretty good
>>543863771It's just a barn, bro..
>>543863407Fujita also instantly bought 2 Flightline foals on latest select sale. Guy is deadset on winning BC Classic while everyone else in Japan are busy felating Arc de Triomphe.
are frenzy skills useful this CM?
Thoughts?
>>543864540Fat
>>543864767>are debuff skills good on debuff CMI dunno nonny
>>543864540trainer need to give spe his carrot to make up for it
Are they going to have the finale after the new scenario is released?
>>543865170ha more like mcfatty
>>543864754Flightline foals are cheating. For a kino storyline, japs need to use a sunday descendant like Ebayan to win the Kentucky Derby and BCC. It will be a better honor to the Sundayman than winning le Arc.
>>543864939you give speed bro...
how many copies of kitasan negro do I need to get on her rerun to call it quits and save for xGuri? like 3 copies then use crystal?I have no copies
>get the perfect Teio run>special week doesn't finish chainI'm actually in despair
>>543865280she really needs to lay off the parfaits
>>543865252yes hope you're ready to grind all day for new racists with new career stats because whales will do it 100%
did this nigga lose cancer cup too?
>>543865515what the fuck? my cock got immediately erected and started leaking precum just from this imageI'm not even into fatties or ever fucked one....
>nigga>caring about youtuber performance
>>543863445Based
>>543865710rednu and moomoo are 0/3 in CMs
>>543865280YOU JINXED ME
>>543865821thank god I never listened to them
>>5438653891 from half anni selector1 from free crystalThat means you need to spark + luckshit one copy to make her usable, not even MLB
Ding!
>>543865710>>543865821Where is the anon with the autism spreadsheet of all CM results of the youtubers?
>>543865852nice
>>543864540
posting ads (shitty youtubers) should be bannable offense
>>543865852all according to keikaku
who is the most kissable uma?
>>543864540No, she's trying to sabotage her by making her lose weight
>SEA hours>eceleb postinggrim
>>543866203Sad!
>>543865940That is if I don't luckshit 3 copies rightI was very lucky with Creek and got 7 copies before a spark
>get good Oguri Fat run>no Medium S
>>543865940where's the free crystal from? mail?
I can't find a concrete list of what the scenario link effects are, only that your Aoharu team name can give a skill. Nothing about smaller teams or better Riko stats. And is Aoi's URA Scenario Link seriously only 3 hint levels of Iron Will instead of 1?https://gametora.com/umamusume/ura-finals#scenario-link
>>543866172My wifeMy heroand Jordan I guess
>>543862698
>>543866471https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXOdspH-n34
>>543863145Yeah, you're a confirmed masochist. No escaping it.
this is what peak performance looks like
>>543866320Yeah, I was assuming one of the worst case scenarios. Well, absolute worst case you'd somehow get nothing in 400 pulls and would have to spark twice>>543866431from mail some time before the halloween event
>>543866549I watched that video before. It only talks about the skills you earn, and nothing about team size. There's no way Rice Shower is good for Aoharu just because she gives you Cooldown, right? Yeah there are 2 Long CM's during that time but I don't see how that's the earth-shattering difference everyone is clamoring about.
>>543866549>maestro and cooldown from RiceAnd people are trying to convince us NOT to pull for this?
>>543866825I really need to MLB my Kita before Leo
don't run spe as pace right?
>>543865710>overperforms during the entire CM>jobs terribly at the very race that mattersPottery
>>543866825oh wow nice
>>543866421Pace Chasers don't need Medium S this CM, only Fronts need it
>>543866907>power card>event chain never endsyeah pull for it
>>543866968happened to me too, late start on both my fronts so I failed the URA triple crown.. 2/3 for me
>>543866951You mean Summer Spe? Yeah.
I havent had rainbows all fucking summer or even much of the classic year
>>543867016this is backwards
Good morning umadacchis lets get that bread
>>543867016not sure if retard or gaslight
>>543867037>implying Creeks chain doesn't fail to end half the time
>>543867168
>>543865710He did, and I saw the stream where I caught this comment which was great. Guy spent 25 minutes huffing his own farts talking about how for Round 2 Day 2, he went 19/20 with his Hishiama, Taishin and Blockushin team and breaking down every bit of competition in the final race, only for a Seiun Sky to pull ahead and never get blocked at all, leaving him in second. I wish I could be neutral on the guy, but he finds ways to be a tard in regards to content creation.
>>543867168It is not morning It is 3 am and I'm going to try to sleepSurely
>>543867279>make dogshit videos>make misinformation videos>leech off jp vets>lose all cms>still some how the most popular uma "content creator"what's there to be neutral about again?
We~i! /uma/, let's do a round of scrimmage! Just one though!69832555
You like Curren, don't you?
>>543867279he's just trying to milk this as long as possible for money
>>543867452>544 wit>groundwork doesn't activate
There is no cingray episode this weekend what the fuck i am supposed to do on Sunday then, jerk off?
>>543867953what the last triple crown bro
>>543867452Eh? That's scary yo, don't let Seiun Sky take the lead on the corner she's gonna get sent flying when she procs that super power Angling and Scheming. It was a good race /uma/, thanks for joining, I have no confidence in myself this CM!
>>543866471Scenario links is always about using certain characters to get certain gold skills. The smaller team stuff as far as I know is just a strategy to focus on training what few umas you have so they can get higher stats for team racing, which doesn't really matter since you'll get more umas pretty quickly and they have higher starting stats.
>>543867370Learning about currencies and the two times I saw how it's possible to reach URA Finals on a new account was fine back during global launch. But I tried to watch a recent stream where he failed a training to get Don't Overdo It, and rather than spend a turn to get back to bad or even normal, he powers through, like, 10 turns of awful status and poor stat gains because "muh facility leveling." Maybe it's different with higher level cards and in the late game, but that just feels wrong to me.>>543867725I don't doubt it, guy really seems more interested in react content or "yo, I'm actually getting back into fighting games, dudes" to see if it'll catch on.
>>543867953Watch One Frame Man
>>543862698>like tachyon >gets reddited by everyone on the internet >like urara >actual horse died >like Nice Natie >schizos flock to her Why does every uma I like become tainted
gleep or glorp?
>>543867591I despise her actually She’s stuck in pot1 purgatory and I melted all of her stars. I only ever did 2 careers of her and it’s solely to make her a TT skill point slut
>over 600 careers and nearly 4 months of careers>only today realised that tapping on the screen is what turns the yellow triangles above your uma's heads on and off
I have a plan
>>543867198This is what I'm confused about with the JP meta, how do they make sure they get the gold skill they need if the whole deck is SSR?
This wasn't in other regional releases at all.How come you aren't discussing this? We could get up to 120 pulls if we are lucky.
>>543868579we did and we argued if it as an uma gaslight or real on umagrok
>maru 1st place>fail angling>lose
>>543868579>have to wait two more weeks for actual fun stuff to startFucking hell.
>>543868579Kinda interesting to see how global management and decision making is a mix between the JP and taiwan server. What we're missing now is the extra borrows from korean server
uma panties
>>543868579I've been hoarding my carats so finally getting to pull something is going to feel amazing, I feel like Joey from YuGiOh with that shitty, magicless deck at the start
How come sometimes the pacechaser is running super close to the front runner pack?
>>543868579It is being discussed still since it's a pretty big thing to get free ten pulls. As for why it could be due to player numbers dropping, easing up for the accelerated schedule and CM fatigue, sales? Could be a ton of reasons combined, but it is a very welcome thing for the accelerated schedule and especially players who are desperately needing atleast SRs as they wait for Kitasan rerun and not being able to pull on anything before that.
>Golshi daughter wins the debut by 6 L>no pics of the horseWell that sucks. Pretty name though.
>>543868549>sakura uma>plan
>>543868895The pace chaser is passing all of his wit checks and the front niegha is losing all of them.
>>543868579It's been discussed, lot of funny speculation/gaslighting. For me, all it changes is it turning the 50-pull I was going to throw at it just to see what happens into a 100-pull or even less to reach spark. Can't say no to an easy pity.
>>543868571Sometimes you get agemasen'd and you just have to deal with it
>not race-ready>fattest tits in all the landshe's ready for something alright
>>543868895pace chasers behavior is super erratic depending on how many front runners are in the lobbysometimes they hang out in the back with the late surgers, despite having procced tons of medium race skills, then they fucking fail to overtake because of that awful position
>>543868917This game is extremely hard to get into post-Kitasan banner, and you can't waste carats until because of the accelerated schedule. You're going to get your balls crushed in TT, CM, and even URA with shit deck. More opportunities like this for new players to hop on is good for the game.
>>543869004>>543868871>>543868814Personally i had no intention to pull on the banner but now i will probably have to, at least up till spark.
which uma
>>543868895Pace chasers are closer to front runners than they think. Both need high wit and a shit ton of mid race velocity skills, the difference is pace chasers do not have to do groundwork instead they need THH.
the best
witch uma
>already have Aces for CM4>don't have borrows to do parent runs for CM5>can't upgrade TT team because the new scenario is coming next weekWtf am I supposed to do. And no Danchud I'm not gonna do fan runs.
>only one upcoming 1 star uma (Twin Turbo) and only interesting 2 star uma is MamboFuck you cygames, Im not pulling for any .75% umas anymore, you cheapskates
>>543869231BRAT
>>543869264dont you have your own parents for CM5... most of it is the exact same as CM4
>>543869264Do grandparent runs.
>>543869206literally the worst bitch in the game with an unbearably annoying voice
Guys Reze arc was unironically absolute cinema. I encourage everyone to go watch.
>>543869206bestest and cutest
>>543868579Yeah even if its like 50 pulls it’ll help my pull plans tremendously. I’ve got no Super Creek so I’ve been hurting for good gold recovery skills which I’ve really started to feel for this CM prep. It’s nice cause most of the “must pull” banners are umas making this will be my last stop to pump up my deck for awhile and make my scenario two experience much less of a pain. Never going to be enough free pulls they’ll give out for me to get everything I want but hey free pulls is free pulls.
>>54386891>salesI don't keep up on that weekly, but seeing it hit #2 on Steam top sellers with the Summer Hag and Chud release was fun along with Borderlands 4 already hitting sales, unsurprising but I can never know the full numbers behind the scenes. It's simple to say it's just to ease up on the accelerated schedule/CMs, but it doesn't discount those other guesses.
I don't have all the Umas, so what are the hardest careers available so far? Rice took me 10+ runs to complete (shitty parents and deck, as well as being a bigger noob at the time played a part into that ofc) and I still haven't managed to beat Brian's hard route, so I wonder about the rest.
>>543867591KAWAII!
>>543868579>120 pullsI only see 10 free pulls, where did the remaining 100 come from
>>543869352I mean it's mile, standard and Autumn while CM4 is Medium, non-standard and Summer, a lot of my green skills are useless.>>543869360I built a Grandparent already. I need a borrow to do Parent runs.
god i wish i had super creek or belno to nurse me back to health from this fever...
>>543869206https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAXlb9Khz1wAngelic voice
>>543869231grrrr that tosho needs some sweeping
what happens if the happy doesn't cum cum??
>>543869495IT'S EVERY DAY, BRAHJ
>>543869264As a danchud the Unity Cup announcement has made some of my most dedicated kittens go astray and the new gacha released doesn't help. Our weekly meeting is soon and I will propose to remove the quota and become a casual club.
>>543869441 (me)somehow deleted a number, was meant for this bwo >>543868917
>>543869495Just wild speculation. We don’t know when the free pulls end, but if it lasted the entire banner that’s how much it’s give us. Could more likely be in the 40-60 range if it reflected the days of singular free pulls that the JP banners or whatever got but its still significantly higher than expected.
>>543869591then her ears go gone gone
>>543866825Oh it's given? I was assuming we had to wait until the next event for it. Neat.
>>543866825I need that gold crystal for my LB2 King Halo card already. She is barely worse than LB0 Suzuka and it pissed me off to take the latter when I am doing a non-front runner Uma ace.
>>543869783Put them back on or else!>>543869591Pic related
>>543869969just for you, bwo
i wish i could unroll that annoying orange cultist bitch
>>543867591I do..
>>543870108Thanks bruv, much better.
I think Matikane is ugly.
>>543870268That's not very nice to Suzuka. She's just entertaining her friends' idol activity.
I think Doto is ugly.
>play doto>mktn is trying to gaslight her at every change she getsI love the orange schizo as long as I don't have to play her
>>543870419>>543870360TRUE
>>543868549that's vegeta's technique!
>>543870447I don't have Dodo. How does Matikane try to gaslight her?
don't be mean
>>543870268>>543870360No bulli the orange uma
>>543870508She has a lot of events with Doto telling her to get more lucky items.
>>543870563
I think Matikane has a lewd racewear.
>>543870360>>543870419why are you gay
>>543870447>tfw you lack powah
Machikane.
>>543871293>horse named Mr.>sexiest girl in the gamewhy would they do this?
I GOT MARU'S BRA
>>543871039If I'm gay, why is my wife Katsuragi Ace?
Well that was unfortunateI don't know how the fuck she lost multiple junior year G3 races with 300+ speed
>>543871187I need more POWER.
I think everyone should have their own good luck charm.
smug cripple uma
>>543871630i just use my turf legacies and she wins juvenile/hopeful every timetorena issue
>>543872079>cutest scenario character>only one you can't datewhy, cygamesu?
Are there any other uma legitimately trying to fuck another uma like El/Dober or Sei/Flower?
>>543872264Helios is trying to have HOT SEX with Ruby.
>>543872264helios/ruby
Fuck this fucking game. Three night owls a random slacker and then a migraine. And tissues. With no fewer than three random mood downs.
>>543870758tru
>>543871630This just happened to me too. She jobbed and got second several times in a row despite having 300/300/350 A&S and ramp up.
>>543872490Sounds like an average run. Dunno why you so fussed about.
>tissuesinstant brick
>>543872490It might be confirmation bias but I feel like I can always predict getting tissues, because they always only happen on the bogged runs when I'm fighting to keep neutral around that time.
>>543871630You made sure to run Dirt races or did you bring some Turf parents?
>>543872730STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE CHIYOSHIT
>>543872321>>543872409https://youtube.com/shorts/_9ChgHNAXb4lol what a simp.>Nov 2026fuck, a year off from release
Is anyone building a wit daiwa scarlet pace for cm4?
>>543872729Yeah. I never had tissues trying to sabotage a run, it only shows up when it's already fucked. Been getting LOT more carrots lately though I feel like, and zero tickets this past week doing 4 runs a day
Tachyon and Suzuka (real)
the only 3D allowed are the actual horses
>>543872079isn't she literally for (you) tho?
>>543872079She's just like the rest.
>it's another episode of night owl in fall senior year into a failed infirmary cureI HATE RERUN
>>543873093>>543873048Take a pick>authors note - voice actors can be qts but theyre kinda averagehttps://youtu.be/BQGKQ9PydwU?si=wGW8zwc24WGbzmsF
>>543872652Because it was a borrow run and this accelerated schedule has removed 9-12 borrow runs to every week. Call it 10. That’s 40 borrow runs we miss out on a month just based on acceleration. If we compare to the servers with increased borrows from the start it’s even worse.
>>543873048>Tachyon balding>Suzuka looks like a happy merchant3dpd
For me it's Oguri Plump (3D)
Umadolfriend here, are the dirt-only skills like "trending in the charts" or whatever is the name good for cm5?
Stupid sexy McQueen
>>543873398>>543873398>>543873398
>>543873362No. It’s Hanshin turf again. Also, it is estimated at November 20th. If you were grinding for front runner parents you can probably reuse the ones you have. Firm, Sunny, etc. It is also clockwise. Fall though.
>>543867953Yeah, fap off a whole lot I'll join you
>>543872079>>543873145I challenge this crippled uma to rape me.