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>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO IS NEXT?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WILL BE?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVERNTURE NO. 3?">ME DON'T KNOWS. AND ME DON'T CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
TV DAISUKI!! SPAMTENNA DAISUKI!!time to sleep, gn
THIS will be noelle's real crush
I hate tenna ritual posters
If I dressed up like Santa would that raise my chances with hitting on CarolAlso I swear to God Rudy tried to install one of those “Sexy strippers dressed in a santa outfit” programs on a computer and got it messed up, as a small lore tidbit. Did I make that up? I didn’t imagine that, right?
>>543861742I love you
>>543861921you’d initiate insane christmas role play
>>543861921It would help. Marginally. >Did I make that up? I didn’t imagine that, right?I'm pretty sure you did, but I can believe it.
>>543861742Sleep tight
>125% speed
>>543861995>Flirt with Carol in a Santa outfit>She tries to make you actually go down the chimney>She’s waiting for you at the bottom in her own “sexy santa” outfit>Tries to shove milk and cookies down your throatIdk if I want this anymore
>>543861742beautiful
Is this Rudy and Carol?
>>543862179no but I can see it
>>543862113Share with us all of your timelapses
Personal creations anchor! Reply to this with your latest work
the mikes should dress like this
i love buckethead <3
>>543862386>>543858053>>543859881>>543860927https://youtu.be/HLrqNhgdiC0
>>543862430meh it’s alright for a zombie type
>>543862460>kiss one side while the other licks your cheekSEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX!
>>543862408so like how the fun gang was dressed for all the cool acts basicly
>>543862430
>>543861514Check the whiteboard on the right sideThe unlewded:Bones, Yippins, Katana, Rambfag, a few others that haven't come to mind yet
>>543862640holy shieet i love this thank you for posting it
I'm gay(?)
>>543862905Unfortunately, yes. And it's terminal. Please face the wall.
>>543862863>>543862905>>543862930what the fuck?
>>543863014>Giving that Anon backshotsSorry, you're gay too.
YOUR GAY
>>543863014>Please face the wallwoah there tiger
Bumping this again for the pippins OCs hunger games>>543860480>Can someone post the most up to date pippins spritesheet with their names listed? I think there are still a couple I can’t remember
>Multiple homosexuality sites detected>Yes, they are uncontained
im geh
>>543863279Ghey there, geh!
Okay goodnight
>>543862460
What exactly determines how darkners look and behave in a dark world?
Having lesbian sex with Vivid until the squirts and cums the hardest she ever has in her life
>>543863848Really its the imagination of the lightner who creates it.
Good night /utg/, hope you all have comfy dreams of fave and get to make the most of tomorrow.I love Chara
>>543862386
this mettaton carol stuff on the whiteboard is unexpectedly cute
>>543862386I swear I created this at the same time as the lets-make-a-pippins angel was being made it was a really weird coincidence.
>>543863217of the top of my head
>>543863692BALD
>>543863848The Light World history of the item determines if it becomes an area, object or person.>The unused classroom's rug lays on the floor, under the other toys. It is perceived as an extension of the floor, thus it becomes an area.>The pencil is a tool used to write. It is commonly held and used by Lightners. Thus, it becomes a weapon.>Audio files are often listened to. They play music in the background, they aid Lightners in concentrating, and can even make them dance. Thus, they turn into healing items.>Playing cards are used to play. They directly serve Lightners, and have representations of funny characters drawn on them. Thus, they turn into people.
>>543864451FINALLY THATS ALL I EVE WANTED
>>543864621guy with the chocolate is phillip or philip, cute one with the martini glass is milfpins still i think, yellow one with the loop was called tuft
>>543863692red head from being smacked all day long
>>543864386Good night!
>>543863217>>543864621Purple on the far right of the top row is Tennayume pippins, Orange with the Martini glass is indeed milfpins but a different variation of her (I think she was given a different name one time for differentiation but I don't remember what it was)
>>543864621whos the egbert pippins next to toby?
>>543864758>>543864872alrighty
>>543864451HUUUAAGGHGGG!!!HHNNNNRRAAGGHGHH!!!HUAHUAHAAAAGHHHHH!!!FFYUUUUUHHNNNAGGAAA FUCKING NEED!!!!
>>543864451...>sighs>bends thy knee
>>543864547feel like I’ve seen that fella here before
>>543864451May we all be so lucky to receive a face full of bun buns.
>>543864451BEATINGMYFUCKINGMEAT!
>>543864621>>543864758>>543864872 wasn’t the second milfpins named folly?>>543865039Thank you, thank you. I was mostly confused about the dice children’s names and uh Toby and Hussie dice?
>>543864739How is Susie's dark world different despite her making it in the same spot the knight did?Also, how can a spam email have this elaborate backstory about making a deal with a crt and living in the apartment of a laptop?
>>543865525Yes, Folly that was the name
>>543864451Man I wish I could draw at this level.This might not even be professional but I wouldn't even know.Fuck I hate my life
>>543864621>>543865039>>543865525What?! You don't know my NAME?! It's me! Nummi! Snake Eyes! The Best Dice! I'm loaded! I'm fantastic! I'm important!!You better remember my name, kid! You better remember!!
>>543865685Cool down with the samefagging holy shit
Heyo we summoned him again! Accuse me! Accuse me!
>>543865537>How is Susie's dark world different despite her making it in the same spot the knight did?if you're a believer of "the feelings of the dark world creator dictate the dark world" then you can extrapolate why as the organikks and the wafers have different interpretations of the prophecy. one reveres it and one questions its significance. susie also had duller stars when she stabbed the ground, which supports this. some kind of difference in power/feeling that she has from kris and the knight.>Also, how can a spam email have this elaborate backstory about making a deal with a crt and living in the apartment of a laptop?spamton is toby's favorite so he does not care to stick to a hard continuity wrt other darkners. the explanation is that noelle and kris played with the tv, the laptop, and a king card as if they were dolls. spamton could observe the light world within his limitations as he had communications with noelle and dess. spamton being an advertisement would tie him to tv, he might have been shilling cars/the cungadero
>>543865968
i just did math for four hours straightdid i miss anything good while i was goneanswer and ill check in the morningnight anons
>>543865525>>543865620>>543865716alright so that’s all except for those two dice
>>543866161No, slow boring day
>>543866161Just this.>>543862460
>>543866151
Trundle Pippins just wants to be loved
>>543866337can’t forget trundle >>543866229
>>543866714This is a very weird Ralsei but I kinda like it.
Kill me!
>>543865858The fuck are you talking about schizo?
>>543866229Oh there is the 8ball and the shifty addison in disgusting >>543866337Can you explain this to me?
>>543867013try to be less blatant. i honestly don’t blame that anon for thinking that because of your typing
>>543867013There is either a schizo or group of schizos that obsess over the bunfag and try to drag him down every possible moment, ignore this schizo shit
>>543867153Meds>>543867287Figured
>>543865685i used to say that about pictures that looked like mine, and i still say that about others' pictures. keep drawing and studying>543864746>543865054>543865059>543865330>543865353>543865858
>typing shitoh hey!! its TC-kyun! aka dossierfag aka kingfag!long time nyo see~!so you've been isolated to this forgotten time huh. teehee~
>>543867702I TANKED this
>kingfag is dossierfagshe wishes
>>543867702Is that SOUL gonna be okay?
>>543867050Trundle Pippins was left unfinished by goD.
>>543867050fresh from the archive
>>543867702I dont even know what to study first.I feel I have line confidence down but thats literally it.I cant figure draw to save my life
>>543867050oh NOW it’s relatively finished
>>543867720you forgot krisrielfag
>>543865685oh and thank you, that was the main thing i wanted to say but i got caught up in deciding how to address the numbers. it's high praise, i don't really know how to handle it other than saying thank you a lot. don't quit and try to stave off pessimism about it, you have the power in you to grow infinitely, we all do. one day you will be on the other side.and no, i don't draw professionally, i don't think i have the chutzpah. thanks everyone else too. it's high praise also... you might say. it's new to me (durhur keystrokes etc)
>>543867702absolutely worth
>>543868367Who's is Krisriel fag?
DRY tomorrow
>>543868421nta but bunfag do you know exactly when you started draw snowdinbun?
>>543868116i dont know where you're at. different problems come and go as you move forward. i really do not consider myself an expert at all, even calling myself intermediate makes me feel kind of weird, but i would be happy to occasionally tutor/crit/advise a little from time to time in the magmas (or just here with posted images) if anyone wants it. i would be happy to receive it from others from time to time too. i want to see all of us become better and better>>543868341folly is a really great name for that sweet dame>>543868071kill w/ hammers + memoryhole it>>543867851iunno
>>543868116Okay it is difficult to help when there's not a specific topic to give advice about, and especially not when we can't see an example of what your art looks like. Experience level? Are you a complete beginner?
>>543868687elaborate mystery man
>>543868775*blanches* at least from some days before the start of october. i could say maybe sep 20. i did a couple on whiteboards before switching to mostly using the magma. i could search for the first file but i dont like thinking about this
>>543869047huh ok
>>543868898I can draw a line with confidence rather than chicken scratches and understand the value of drawing with full arm motions instead of just my wrist but thats it.I can trace but beyond that...Cant really give examples, im at a bad life transition at the moment and cant even access my pooter files :(
>>543869202worry about art when you're settled in, everything you make will look worse to you since you're in a tough spot
>>543869275this is true. also if it's just hard to focus or feel safe it will impact results a lot. hope stuff gets better for you soon.>>543869202the line confidence is good to have and sometimes not taught as much as it should be i think. if you struggle with figure drawing:how strong is your grasp on perspective? you need to be able to understand the 3-dimensional formsyou need this first.how strong is your grasp on anatomy? do you at least broadly understand how to assemble a body from 3d forms? (spine, pelvis, ribs, as boxes, that kind of thing) 2d shape can come later, you just need to be able to do this to begin to feel like you're getting somewhere
>>543869202I think it's very good that you already have line confidence down, you're already a step ahead from the others just because of that, it is something that many struggle with.The next step I'd like you to take is to practice construction and perspective.It's nothing too complicated, I promise. What I mean by this is that I think it's a good idea for you to practice how to break things down into basic geometric shapes, and to then practice drawing those geometric shapes at different angles. Construction is so important because it's like the base you use before you can build everything else. It helps you for drawing bodies, objects, anything really.Once you feel confident with those geometric shapes, you should move on to the next step by altering said shapes in small ways to more closely match the shape of what you're trying to draw. There's many videos available on different construction methods, so you should take a peek at those to see what others are doing and how they do it.
Fave kind of wants a retro style modern bluetooth mechanical keyboard but fave also knows its extremely hard to find and would cost way too much money for it. Picrel is what fave would find cool to use since it would be a replica of a keyboard in one of faves favorite games.
>>543870154try finding it used and fixing it up?
>>543869947how about that we said basically the same thing. guess you gotta follow our advice now. good luck
>>543870154Fave, you might want to ask /g/ about that.
2 hours at the doctor's waiting room and counting. I better see him when it's my turn or I'm ending it all
>>543870308I know, I found it hilarious. I suppose it gives more credibility and that we're not just saying random shit.
>>543870387It's nothing serious, right?
>>543870265The problem is finding a bluetooth keyboard and the keycaps that will just end up being expensive anyway when used because its an extremely niche thing.
>>543870493Nah, but my foot has been hurting like a bitch when walking/running
>>543870602Oh, well that's worth a check-over anyway.
>>543869772>>543869947Best I can do with perspective is draw a box and nothing with anatomy since I overthink it and screw up my lines and proportions heavily even when tracing to understand it.Shapes I try to limit in construction because they make my drawings very rigid and unatural.
>>543870154Alphys's retro style modern bluetooth mechanical keyboard ray backfired and she lost her ability to touch type and has to hunt and peck
if I had a Tenna cosplay I would make a video of me fingering my asshole in it.
>>543871008No you wouldn't.
>>543871008Good for you, are you gonna get the cosplay at all?
If I had a Tenna cosplay I would point and laugh at it and call it ugly so that its Darkner feels upset
>>543871056Yes I would>>543871096Depends if I actually like Tenna enough when I get around to actually playing chapter 3.
>>543871008>>543871142Do it.
>>543871142What the fuck are you doing here if you've never played Chapter 3???
>>543871142Are you male or female?
>>543870745>>543869772>>543869947that said i'll just practice what you two told me.Im sure something will come of it...probably...
>>543870745it sounds like you are still shaky on the basic forms.you should get all the basic forms down pat. (cylinders, spheres, boxes). you can do this with repetition but remember to never burn yourself out- make it fun if you can, draw plenty of characters you like and other silly stuff. dont make it hurt/don't make it a grind, if you're inexperienced.and then after that get confident with mutations of those, more uncommon ones and more complex shapes (cones, frustrum-type stuff, eggs, organic shapes). you should be able to draw contours striping around them, this is very good practice for learning their physicality. do grids over them, too.of course, next comes combining and mutating them to make new shapes, basically boolean modeling in 3d.then, when you are a tiny bit confident- really, you can just do this with boxes alone - use them to make the figure. boxes are good for the figure, actually, not bad. you can more easily read the planes on a box, and the hard edges require you to have more of an intent and direction when placing one.>important< don't feel like the boxy construction you're doing is absolute king. it is only a representation of the figure which will be made. it sounds like you might be putting too much focus or 'weight' on the construction in terms of how you build your figure. >>can you try to be more 'soft' about it, while still keeping your intentions when placing boxes?<<learning about gesture is just as important as construction, and will probably help with this issue.
>>543871425i kiss he to maek he feel bettor
>>543871696 (me)slight elaboration:the boxes are not going to show up as part of the final piece (theoretically)so do not be so tense about them. be accurate to the best of your ability, but don't sweat them- they are simply a planning/structural tool for figuring out where to put the actual lines and shapes that build the real picture.
>>543853002 Found this while archive digging for b side pippins to fill the brackets.
>>543871008>Fingers in his ass>Fingers in his ass>Tenna cosplayer likes>Fingers in his ass.
This is my Pippins OC
https://youtu.be/MAfd02R8W-U?si=97Vs-vP2zfNZ2ZA1&t=16why did he make the boot up sound so ominous
>>543872335To set the mood for the extremely ominous things that are about to happen
>>543872335>sounds like a flatline>all those hints that some shit happened to Kris in a hospital
>>543872232I got this guy in already
>>543872467Yes, Kris is dead, we know.
Anyone got the pippins wearing a big wig?
>>543873178The Kris is dead!!!???
>>543873307>the heartless cage, that turns blue in the dark world may be deadShocking, isn't it.
>>543873234Nvm found it
>>543870694Got an orthopedist appointment I'm already sick of this day kek
>>543873418What if the cage of the soul is kris's literal soul cage
>>543874486You think he's got human parts in there?
>>543874587
>>543866714Finally someone else sees the potential Ralsei-Eram connection
>>543874539I kinda forgot about that part but wouldn't be surprised>>543874587Tummy :)
>>543875150I hope we get to do this
>>543870387I had to wait for hours at the vet recently, it was nuts. Good luck anon.
The grueling battle ended in the victory of Fave
>>543874587Raspberries for that belly!
>>543875747I feel you, hope your buddy is alrightThankfully I'm done. Got an appointment
Dodecadecimating berdly's berd hole
>the truth is chara fucking sucked and ruined everything>now if you excuse me i'm going to spend the rest of my life watching over chara's grave and protecting the "flowers"the fuck was his problem
>>543878192You can love someone even if you understand that they're a stupid fuck-up
>>543878192Your thinking is too black and white. Just because someone isn't the greatest person doesn't mean they're a bad person. Asriel recognized that he idolized Chara too much, but he still loves them.
>>543875261
good morning i love them
Graveyard hours, amirite?
>>543880519I'm kinda spoocked at the moment
>>543880519I'm sorry for not making any more of my epic posts I have a tummy ache and my neck hurts
>>543874587>>543875001>>543876386
>>543871305I need social interaction even if its not the best
>>543868341what ever happened to battat and fujo's kid
I cooked a whole pork loin yesterday and I managed to weigh the portion I ate and didn't eat more than I needed!
>>543880835 (me)i really liked them, haven't seen any mention of them
>>543878192Human pussy is too good.
>>543880964I didn't even know they had a kid.
>>543881519i'd assume it was a fever dream i had but i still have these whiteboard screenshots
>>543881603What was the name of this abomination?
>>543880618TUMMYYYYYYYYYY
>>543880618>>543874587Is this little shit TRYING to get molested?
>>543881516*bussy
Test
Can someone explain to me the Counter Strike 2 drama in Deltarune terms?
>>543882083Holy shit it worked?!
>>543881793Wrong. This is me
>>543882103Valve snowgraved the value of the funny knives.
>>543880618He looks unhealthily thin :( won't someone please give the boy some pie?
>>543882595Tbf I don't get why people draw Kris as a Twink when they probably life off pie and hot chocolate 24/7
>>543882103knife tradefags got spamton'd
>>543882814they're not fat in the few official pieces of art we have of them
Carol hates gay beer
>>543882814Because in the past 4 days they spent half of the time walking and eating maybe once a day
>>543882814Kris has an eating disorder where they eat literally nothing all day and then devour an entire pie or down enough choccy milk to meet maintenance level calories. I think they'd probably be skinny IRL like those people who live off of energy drinks.
another day of healthy eating, another day closer to looking like this IRL
>>543883071And they have pica, given all the weird shit they eat. Which is exceptionally cute!
>>543882979But she hates gay deer more.
>>543880784fairdo get to the other chapters though they're really good
>>543882975I mean I don't think they're fat either. I know a guy who looks exactly like Kris and is fully aware of it. He's kind of a twink but with a slightly pudgy stomach.>>543883057Fair point....
>>543883206
>>543883667 (me)>>543883071Fair point*I replied to the wrong thing. Both are fair points though
mentally, I'm here
>>543883071Kris is skinnyfat, not a single muscle exists in their body
>>543884134giwtwm
>>543884485Exactly what I was thinking
why didnt asgore just find another woman to be with? is he stupid?
>>543885058He's fucking Carol
>>543881994No, pussy.
>>543885638nuh uh
>>543887101Why did Chara do this?
...top shelf
>>543887078Two wild and silly Dreemurrs
>>543866240>>543866259thanks anonsgood morning utg
Tenna is the typa guy who still says "check please" as a joke
>>543887543Very much so
I cannot imagine coming up with a Dess design and then finding out she looks completely different
>>543888086Tenna is the type of guy to place his finger on his tongue before turning a page in a book.
>>543862179Why are they in front of Darth Vader
>>543888248What the two shotes doin haha?
HELLO I LOVE TV HELLO I LOVE TV HELLO I LOVE TV HELLO I LOVE TV HELLO I LOVE TV!!!
>>543888313Let's be honest, December's canonical in-game design is only going to be as different as all the other fan designs are from each other.
>>543888408Tenna's the kinda guy who would actually float while following the scent of a pie on the windowsill.
>>543887078Yes huh.
>>543865716>Snake... EyesAnd you can't even say my name....
>>543888705Jorking it
>>543889087
>>543889256
What do you call a fave with a goat under one arm and a human under the other?A bisexual.
>>543889168Let's compromise
>>543889352my first thought was pedophile
>>543889281>>543889087Is this Fear and Hunger?
>>543885187The sex is amazing but she is not filling the emotional needs like Toriel
>>543889087>>543889281>>543889505Nah this is stalker
>>543880618Can't evade my tummy tickles forever...
>>543885187*Rudy
>>543889743Pushing Ralsei into the meat grinder
Imagine fucking a man so hard that he ends up in the hospital and now you have to fuck his wife instead
Sitting beside Asgore at the dinner table as I speed through talking about my humdrum day at work wishing more so to hear about the happenings at Flower King, all the while I am slowly sliding my fingers down his forearm to feel every contour of his muscles or the subtle differences in fur softness between the outside/inside of his arm. Eagerly awaiting Asgore as he exits the bathroom after a shower with a towel wrapped around his waist for my favorite cold season tradition; nigh full immersion hugs within his completely fluffed-up winter coat (it's like embracing a warm cloud that can hold you back, pure magic). Making a large selection of finger (and claw) foods on a huge serving tray that can be shared between us and placing it on the coffee table before snuggling into my rightful place at Asgore's side to load up my selection for movie night (thought perhaps he might enjoy North by Northwest, which was proven correct as at one point he was so engrossed in the story that he merely poked at the contents of the tray without looking away from the television)
>>543890416If that also fails there's always plan C...
GOD DAMNIT!FUCK! FUCK! FUUUUUUCK!JESUS CHRIST!HOLY FUCKING SHIT!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>>543891039Dare I ask what the matter is?
would tenna have moobs
>>543891039yea
>>543891039I want you.
We will get conclusive proof of the Knight's identity in chapter 5
>>543889443That's... acceptable.
>>543891512Yes. Saggy old man breasts even without being fat that he has to obscure behind a jacket at all times
>>543892106I don't need conclusive proof. I simply already know the truth.
>>543883983strongfat susie is best susie. whatever happened to her baggy pants tho
>>543888248Cuties. Should be me touching tips with them though>>543889063That's a very Toby Fox joke
>>543890803Asgore loves his Daughter-wife Kris
>>543892319>"THOU SHALL TREMBLETH, WORMETHS!"
>>543891512No. Have you never seen a man shirtless in real life? Like at a beach or pool?
We will get a bit in chapter 5 where Susie will snap at Lancer for goofing around and it will be highly upsetting
Sans = Tumblr Papyrus = RedditWingdings G. Aster = 4chan
YOOOO WHAT'S UP! I'M TOBY RADIATION FOX!
>>543891039it's just kaard
Radiation is greenGaster is green
ba bababab baba bababababa ba ba
i am batman
Morning tea with Windigo Gastron
>>543880964seems like a stand-up person.
>>543880964A creature full of pure malice and contempt... he makes me proud
Coldest Deltarune take?
>>543895910I want to breed the goat milf
>>543895910Toby should not have jumped the shark and release chapter 1 to hook his fans if he knew it wasn't going to finish anytime soon, that was irresponsible.
>>543896041Is the purpose of drawing this for the audience to imagine the two fucking?
>>543895910The reverse sanctuary song sounds like a phone ringtone.
>>543896232That's why I posted it but if the artist wanted to see him and Toriel fuck he could just draw it
Did anyone save that art an anon made of tenna going on stage with a period stain on his pants and then crying hysterically to battat about it?
ewam
Walking animation with aggressive japanese symbols and serious look
>>543897537do not be fooled they want snacks
>>543867407Looks a lot like Mello.
I weigh 327 pounds and am working on losing weightI tried to be more healthy all my life growing up and could never stick to itI only feel empowered to change now because of my GLP1Fave remarked
>>543898645fatfags are jerking off as we speak
comfy dead hoursim making pancakes for fave just for the occasion
Fave is real and in your house but Nega-Fave and Anti-Fave have both spawned somewhere in your city
>>543898645I pray the GLP doesn't steal your eyes
>>543898825>thread's deadgood.
>>543897094that's mine, here you go
>>543898825Cute! Who is fave? Are the pancakes a specific flavor?
>>543898825Is it really dead though if I'm still posting, faggot?
>>543897094Would Tenna be anywhere near as likable if he was a woman? Ashley is the only BPDemon I can think of with a fanbase.
>>543897916sneaking my mantle little bits of meatloaf under the table
>>543899291get that gay shit outta here bro and you gotta be 18 to post here btw
>>543899148I love this lol, thanks>>543899291I don't think so, also there weren't many woman TV show hosts from his era so it wouldn't fit
In a weird way, Japan is more progressive when it comes to LGBT rights than America is right now. Japan culturally is like "we don't care what you are as long as you find some way to conform to society", they don't even give a fuck if you're trans as long as you have a seamless transition and don't stand out. It sucks way more to be disabled over there.Said Spamton or something, idk
>>543899156papyrusi am adding some vanilla and was going to mush a banana to mix in but i ate the bananasuch is life...>>543899185(me)yeah because i took a break from samefag posting
>>543899291If Tenna was a woman I would draw hyper breasts art
>>543899714exaggerations are never sexy.keep your carricatures away from anything smelling of eroticism
>>543899543Anon gay marriage is still banned over thereAlso it's kinda funny cuz one of the female government members that opposes legalizing it was a huge hetalia fan
Mmmmm the smell of eroticism
Shoots fave with the gay beam
Fave keeps finding rare books in thrift shops priced way less than they are actually worth.
Asgore gets to have sex with the sexiest woman in hometown but he still cries like a bitch and tries to get back together with his whore of an ex-wife.What's his problem?
>>543900250Rudy is the sexiest woman in Hometown? Bleak.
Toriel divorced Asgore because he got drunk and put Kris's face to the stove to try and get information and that's why they have that big burn scar over their eyes
>>543895910The WAIT ruins the excitement for the game.
>>543899291He wouldn't have had the same impact, that's for sure. Would not have reached sexyman status and would have become one of those characters that enjoy initial popularity due to porn but then end up mostly forgotten once the internet moves on. Save for those few r63 Tenna enthusiasts, I don't think things would be the same.
>>543900389why she arm blue
Should I buy this?
I wish a fishSo, so much
>>543900589
I want to die.
>>543900558yes and wear it in public
>>543900246Fave used to do that with goodwill, and then goodwill got lazy and stopped rotating booksNow fave jusy likes the librarby collection
>>543900589Fish is cool.
>>543900841don't
>>543900841what's keeping you?
>>543899867Actually, in 2021 gay marriage bans were declared unconstitutional. While gay couples still can't "officially" get married there have been several "unofficial" marriages in Japan.(On that note it's funny how Japan was more homophobic than transphobic. Like you could legally transition since 2003 but you weren't allowed to be previously married or it would become a gay marriage)Meanwhile burgerland is tryna bring back conversion camps.
>>543900841why?
>>543896553i set it as my ringtone lol
spamton with the baby kicks
why did frisk not just use the faveinator to break the barrier
>>543902089petite feet, feminine step, sounds like a lady when he's walkin' in the roomhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsNzETaavrI
>>543902990Frisk is a dumb smelly human who tripped into a mountain
good day /utg/. how are you?
>>543880964i will draw him more often for you anon
>>543903217*launches at u and rolls with u until we hit a volcano and it erupts us into space where we meteor land into the ocean and I drown*
>>543899291Tenna/Mettaton would be a good ship in that case
>>543868341Addison-Pippins is namedd "Cash"
>>543903701OCEAN MANTAKE MY BY THE HANDLEAD ME TO THE LAND
>>543903757kris ass!?!?!?!?!?
>>543866337give me accurate size and i will add him
>>543880835>>543880964>>543881603I'll sprite their kids if I can get a color palette for them
Why? WHY DID YOU DO IT?
>>543904207I wouldn’t, it’s the ai porn spammer temfag’s oc
>>543868341>The Embodiment of HungerHis nickname should be Teoh
doomin'
>>543904538I'd stick him next to CoL and then the two can have gay sex
>>543868341Feeling weirdly maternal for Tuft because it’s my OC’s kid
>wake up feeling hyper depressed>check emails for AO3 stuff>new comment on a fic of someone listing everything they love and how much they love it>sadness disappearsWish I could eat pancakes this morning.
>>543904787Great to hear anon. What is the fanfic, if I might ask?
>>543900313Hey, he is a hot piece of ass.
>>543904569
Have a dumb question and I want perspective for no discernible reason, what'd you describe is the difference in texture between Jello and pudding?
test to see if the thread has any bi people in ithttps://static1.e621.net/data/71/54/71540a7e6456db780a8793d93d077047.jpg
>>543904787I can make you chai, and...!!!You can squeeze my belly like it's a pancake. A pancake experience.
>>543904787Lucky, I recently got a bunch of negative comments that were coming from trolls on almost all of my fics and had to private them for a moment and then delete the troll comments. Not that they affected me, they were "you're what's wrong with society!" tier but it was annoying to have to do any of that in the first place. I'm happy you got nice comments anon.
>>543905212Nope, badly proportioned tasqueporn doesn't do it for me. Not even a wiggle.
>>543905140Jello is firmer.
>>543905303i think i know why, but that's okay, you do you.
>>543905140Pudding/Flan can have a different consistency depending on how you make it. Some would say it has a creamier texture while others might feel like they're eating jello.
FUCK IT! I'M NEVER TRUSTING ANYONE IN MY LIFE AGAIN! THAT'S IT FOR ME.
>>543905282We live in a heckin society...
>>543905212I am bi but if I'm gonna jork it to f*male Deltaruners it's gonna be something like thishttps://static1.e621.net/data/ac/90/ac90d1d70f40882834905ff125cf6b7c.webm
Made myself a sandwich, how much hp do you think it would heal?
>>543905603who hurt u bby
>>543905282They might have been spam bots, there are bot comments on ao3 that insult fics like this
>>543904787omg so me except the part where i write garbage that people read and where it disappears.you are so me sister~yas.SSRI gang.
>>543905765120hp easy
>>543905505I have a preference for muscle over fat, especially fertility idol levels of curves. Some of the thin and musclebound undynes do more for me and I'm not a particularly huge fish lover. I also accept rail thin waif types in the absence of fat and muscle.
>>543905603whoa when did I post this
>>543905765good god
>>543905765mmm looks like a light snacc for a guy my size
>>543905765I don't like veggies...
>>543905765You are now banned from free turkey sandwich day.
>>543905765that sandwich is not going to fit into any human mouth susan detected
>>543900675There's nothing I yearn for more
none of you are posting hp values *waves reading comprehension and playing along wand*
Oh no! It's all coming crashing down! No! No! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
>>54390642840% tp >:)
>>543906540
>>543905765-10What the fuck did you put in the middle?
>>543905857Interesting, I mean I knew there were spam bots because I've dealt with them before but I didn't know there were bots just for leaving negative comments,
>>543906870Yeah, some people are just dedicated assholes enough to make that
>>543905765middle part looks like a brain nigga wtf
>>543907035What a sad life to lead, they probably look like the meme of the nerd playing chess while making the bots
>>543905857>>543906870Is it worse to have only negative engagement or no engagement?
What's the best thing /utg/ can cook
>>543907241spicy memes
>>543907241Instant noodles. I'll probably burn an omelet.
>>543907241i can make alot of different foods :)
>>543907241i made a really fluffy omelet one time and have failed to replicate it since
>>543900841THEN KILL THE PART THAT WANTS YOU TO DIE! KILL THAT FUCKING FAGGOT TIL ITS LOOKING LIKE GOLLUM SALES NUMBERS! STAY DETERMINED AS THERE IS GOOD SHIT ON THIS DIRT BALL DAMMIT!>>543906530https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEaGpgVy71s
>>543907241i tried to cook but only my emotions boiled over.
>>543907216To me negative engagement is worth nothing, it doesn't work like social media algorithms where they will show you the posts that got more engagement negative or not. I rather no engagement just so I don't have to go through the trouble of deleting retarded comments. A kudos or a bookmark has more worth to me.
>>543900963>>543900963You know, I'm not exactly fond of sea food. As a matter of fact, I sometimes experience mild allergic symptoms when I'm exposed to particularly fresh and fishy specimen. And yes, I know, Iknow, it's extremely ironic considering I'm a fishfagBut you can bet your ass I would force through with utmost passion and determination
>>543907516which ingredient caused the emotional boil over?
>>543907419I haven't tried making a fluffy omelette in a long while. The last recipe I used involved whisking the whites until they were close to stiff peaks, mixing in the yolk and covering the pan as I watched it rise up like a pillow
>>543892352I really want to mindbreak Asgore into fucking Kris
>>543907793i did the thing you're supposed to do to make those creamy scrambled eggs by not letting the curds set for a while but i frequently fuck up folding the damn thing
>>543907241Pumpkin, sweet potato, key-lime pies. Pies are always fun. I make great burgers, waffles, pancakes, Indian food. The butter chicken I make is probably the best one, it's easy to make and better than the stuff you get at regular ass Indian restaurants>>543907419May I suggesthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRxQlTm9NIY
>>543907516You should try again
>>543907759all my patience, my love and images of losing someone dear to me.i think neighbors three doors down said they heard me yell.
>>543892352>>543907874>RAPED by Dess>RAPED by Asriel>RAPED by Carol>RAPED by Asgore>Arguably RAPED by the playerHuh, no wonder Kris and Noelle were close
>>543907241Scrambled eggs
>>543908028:(
>>543907241Steak and seafood for rich people, anything you would want for breakfast, and a top tier cheeseburger that takes less time than fast food does it now. Here's my french dip sandwich. https://litter.catbox.moe/sxqsx40e8it7qi2a.jpg
>>543907460If anything I want to die now even more than before.
543900841 and its replies perfectly encapsulate the majority of dispositions on the internet in a manner that approaches poetry
>>543908334Gimme
The Coffin of Azzy and Krissy
>>543908028i believe in you, anon y. mous
>>543899793Rare krautgem
>>543908760i try my best.but being patient only gets me so far.
>>543908028>someone dear to me.it sure wasn't your dad lol
>>543904787I'm glad I made you happy catbountry
>>543908924i can see how you would think that, you being as fatherless as you have been all your life.
>>543907241I made some extremely ghetto teriyaki chicken ramen the other day
>>543909038i say that because you left your father to rot while you were busy shitposting
>>543909168no i didn't.what makes you think that?
>>543908831you are beyond grief and patience, both will pass and yet you remain. Challenge both with full attention
>>543908641its not fair how much that activates my neurons and boner
the angelpins from the whiteboard
>>543909876This is the worst OC I seen in these threads.
>>543909792They all look like they are about to fall over completely unbalanced immediately after striking those poses.
krautsie is my favorite pathological liar
>>543909946it was a collab
>>543909975fave getting asked what you can cook and breaking down for some reason
>>543909876Sick, I really like this design I’m glad I got to add to it
>>543909483there will come the day my own prophecy comes true and that will not be a pleasant day.
>>543907241i am good at cooking salmon.
Flowey touch map
>>543899291i think it would help him be more distinct from mettaton, but he would lose the fujo crowd which lets face it is the only thing propping him upmost likely case scenario, queen/girltenna is even more of a thing and becomes fluffy unproblematic boring yuri du jour that everyone ships.
can't wait for jackbox
>>543907241stracotto di manzo
>>543907241Spicy tuna rice bowl, spicy chicken breasts, french toast, scrambled eggs... Simple stuff desu
>>543910550Queen Girltenna would be ultra problematic yuri thoughever
>>543910571Minor coded insane genocidal middle aged man
>>543910550>>543911025Yeah, like it would be somewhat more functional than Spamtenna, but Queen is a self centered asshole. I can clearly see Queen throwing battery acid at fem Tenna and thinking she's a big baby for yelling in agony.
>>543907460Nice human boobies.
>>543911167emo kid wearing football shoulderpads is a funny visual
>>543908527Who are you talking aboutLet's find out>>543900841
>>543911329Emo jock
>>543910465He's just being tsundere
Out of no where I was struck by the thought of how funny it would be if someone working a day to day job had a flaming head. No pain or screaming, it's just a normal thing for them. So I sketched it as a pippin.
>>543911737grillby. you've reinvented grillby
>>543911737the furtive grillby, so easily forgotten...
>>543911737Grillby…
Hamburger.
>>543909946That’s kind of the point
>>543911737he mysteriously disappears on the same day tenna has to get bbq sauce laundered out of his suit
>>543909353Kraut derangement syndrome
>>543912010He keeps Pippy and Dice Devourer on the payroll as alibis
>>543911737There's a character like that in this french comic/film.Dude's head is just on fire, never explained or commented on. Pretty fun movie if you got an hour and a half to kill, pretty big name voice actors on it too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyPgNweT_Tk
Imagine Noelle doing a running jump-hug into you and you catch her, arms under her thighs to hold her up as her tail wags and she plants many kisses on your face
I want Kris to have sex with the doe.
>>543911025i'd imagine straight spamtenna would get a free pass to exist but girltenna would get made into a girlboss. probably lots of crush me hotchi mama type posts.
>>543912184French people are kinda funny and cool sometimes. Shame about that whole march towards suicide thing Europe's been doing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-YuX5lvFpM
>>543911897Hamberdler
>>543911828>>543911837>>543911880I completely fucking forgot about Grillby.
Another Tenna touch mapPerhaps the WB anons making all those Pippins can make touch maps with their Pippins ocs, not a bad idea at all
>>543912631well, there was a man here
>>543912413>Fine dining is retardedoh wow really walking the path less travelled huh
>>543912631To be fair, Grillby is made of fire, not on fire.
>>543912707Oh is that what these are? I thought nips were sectioning him like a farm animal for parts
>>543912707I CANT READ MOON RUNES
>>543912932Guropippins, I...
>>543911142Here's to you Mrs. Holiday
Why does tasquefag just go around aggressively starting shit and picking fights when this is who he is?I would be too embarassed to ever use the internet again if I had to continually admit to writing with AI and being exposed as being a creepy dumb loser in vid related.Also deer meet isn't fine dining, that would be backyard varmint meat in America meant for pepperoni sticks and jerky.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TGHx0M67Jg
>>543912835is fire itself on fire?<vsauce noise>Due Grillby's color, his combustion isn't ideal. (no combustion without added oxygen is) which means soot, carbon monoxide and fuel residue may be near or in his flame, which then combusts. Fire can be on fire. Fire can even be water, use hydrogen. output is flaming hot water gas.>>543912801yeah I'm a genius and did my civil service for the day.
>>543913013are Nekos a thing in the Undertale/Deltarune universe? Are they monsters, hybrids, etc?
>>543913124you can't possibly say this while actively sympathizing with and engaging with kraut
>>543912707why doesn't he like his feets touched...
>>543913157raises the question, is mew mew based on a real being in universe then? thus was anime actually real?
>>543913143Fuck off retard.
>>543913143grillby is made of magic fire retard
>>543913157dont exist, based on mew mew kissy cutie
>>543907241I'm making my beef stew right now. I love it very much. The recipe was passed on to me from my grandma.If there was a dark world in my house, the beef stew darkner would be my Ralsei.
>>543913448beef stew prince that loses all tp if you trick him into bowing so the bowl falls off his head
>>543913448You would eat Ralsei?
>>543912413What cheese combos would you recommend im making alot of bean and cheese frozen burritos so i can have gamer fuel for months
>>543913278Did I even say anything to kraut today? I mostly antagonize that man and was avoiding him because I keep making small spelling mistakes. I even made one in my last post.
>>543912284Noelle is 6'1 btwCarol and Rudy are 6'8
>>543913621Hubba hubba big sagging deer tits...
>>543913448darkworld logic, wouldn't it be a clone of your grandma due your emotional attachment? which could be super weird.>>543913604The Tasquefag looks at Toilet with sadness, knowing what it could achieve if it lets go off of it's ''holier than thou'' ''my shit don't stink'' attitude. The wisdom, or perhaps insanity, of the Tasquefag is their burden to wear. Perhaps it's best to give up hope for other people.>>543913621sans horns or including?
>>543913513or the magic is just magic and is fueled by magic
It's hard to be an orbiter when I've only told tasquetoilet to not respond to me. Someone else you pissed off was the one who found out about dark warchief and posted the link, I've just kept it ready to remind people that's who you literally are as a person as you keep trying to bother me and copy my post gimmick and generally shit the thread hard these days. Good lord man, get a life.
personalities poking at each other when all of them actively know thats the reason people dont like them AND the reason they dont like each other is wild. both of you know better than this and have explicitly stated so. at least kraut is having the decency not to engage, go follow his example or shut the fuck up
>>543914085Kraut keeps jumping at Tasquefag's cock just because he knows the thread doesn't like him what are you even talking about?
>>543912942>Antenna: Be gentle>Head: Pet me more>Chest: Feels nice... maybe>Arms: Feel 'em!>Hands: Hold them tight>Midsection: Ticklish!!>Belt: Getting excited>Penish: Feels good...>Thighs: Feels creepy!! (shuddering/itching?)>Shins: Okay>Feet: Ticklish! STOP!!!>Big text: If it's you... anywhere <3
>>543914085kraut constantly starts shit for no reason, because miserable people like spreading their misery
>>543914085Filter them all
Update to my long running parents divorce saga: next Saturday I will be moved out of my parents house
>>543907241Crepes, and even then I always end up making them too thick >>543910571If there were plushies of these things I'd buy them>>543912707Squeezing tenna's hands while I bury my face into his crotch and take a deep sniff
>>543914228point me to a message you can actually show is kraut where this is happening
>>543913157I headcanon them as hybrids myself.
Petting Tenna will make an invisible tail appear behind him and it'll keep wagging until you stop
>>543914423If you're old enough to post on 4chan you're old enough to get a job and move out. Welcome to adulthood, the rest of us have been doing it for years.
>>543914613>>543914423Move out? In this economy?
speak for yourself kek im never wageslaving just to pay rent
>>543914613dont listen to this guy anon. save up as much cash as you can, they'll be too busy divorcing to make you pay rent
>>543912707Holding hands with Tenna
>>543914613I've been working remotely at a fortune 100 company for the past two years and that's not changing, I've just been able to save on rent by living in my family's home.
>>543914373the only true way, but filters are for the weak and they dont bother me that much, id rather point out the hypocrisy and then watch them all point at each other and go "but hes also doing it" like that wasn't my fucking point>>543914423i hope you are alright anon>>543914479it being a filter is good but i feel there's a point at which it stops being filter and starts being hypocrisy.
would you pippins ralsei?
>>543914337>anon too shy to type penisThank you anon, I will be tickling his big goofy ahh feet
>>543914870No
>>543914870Yes if he still has sweet shy kind Ralsei's personality, no if he's a dick like many Pippins.
>>543914870I do not like how round its head is
>>543914613>t. salty poor>>543914423how old are you and whose choice was it? I moved out at 27. No shame. Had a dog to care for (RIP my buddy, parson Russell terrier master race </3)>>543914856hypocrisy is weightless if you refuse to weigh any accountability on yourself. This place is for chaos and fun righto friendo?>>543914827>government can't even build houses to fix the prices>we're supposed to trust them
>>543914870Probably. I often think about chemically castrating myself just so I don't have to be bothered by feelings of attraction.
>>543915118Not how Risperidone works I'm afraid. you also okay with not being able to feel joy, at all? or greatly diminished? generally, like from a game or looking at ceilings or whatever ya do.
>>543914870No.
>>543915323I already rarely feel any joy at all, so I doubt I'll tell much of a difference.
friend made new one. >>543915492sounds like a clinical depression? you ok anon?
Pretty bois
>>543912932Tenna rump roast...
>>543915084yeah, it's just something i raise an eyebrow at when everybody's poking each other for engaging while engaging. and, to be fair, you Did seem to stop engaging, and you Do seem to care at least a bit about the thread's opinion of you or else you wouldnt bother trying to get along at all.
>>543914423Grim
>>543915084I just turned 25. My parents are in the process of getting the house ready to sell. They probably won't be fully moved out for many months, and they weren't pressuring me super hard to get out (my sister and nephew also live here), but someone I knew was also looking which let me save on rent with a roommate if I moved out now. And my apartment will be 3 minutes from the gym or shops whereas my family house is fucking 20 minutes (former farmland).But also I just didn't want to live here with it going on anymore
>>543912142Yeah that checks out.i lose my father and somehow i gave my father polio more than fifty years ago.
>>543914784Kris and Azzy
I'm spriting baby pippins for the fujo/battat kids, anyone have any more image of them?
>>543914870Robo Ralsei 2.0
>>543916334Kris and Asgore*
It's annoying that Kris has a loving family and accepting community, it's not angsty enough. They should be alone, unloved, and held responsible for crimes they don't commit
>>543913621I know, and it’s bullshit all kriselle art is Kris being the top.
>hey utg what do you like about your fave?Hmm, this is a good time to tramadump, surely
>>543916603That's Susie. We already have a Susie
>>543916653Kris should be smalldom
>>543915830Perhaps, my ''I want fun and chaos'' and ''I want everyone to get along'' interests are at odds.>>543916248good luck with that, I left because my mom is overbearing. she came looking once, with the car, because it was 12 degrees C outside and I just wore a shirt ''YOU GUNNE GET A LUNG INFECTION WTF'' also that car or cycle/walk distance?
>>543916679they smile despite everything.
>>543907241Various lentil slops
>>543916898kraut do you draw these
>>543916865By car for both measures. So some walkable stuff in the new apartment (it's a niceish/safe college town) vs nothing at the family home.
>>543917189You can make some good lentil cakes. Get a good crisp on that bitch, some crunch, some flavor. Doesn't have to be slop
>>543917204that picture is mine.that's why its shit.
>>543916846Bullshit, the second Kris showed any actual want to reconnect, Noelle would be pushing them over and going wild
>>543917483i think theyre neat
W.D Gaster is not a meta-textual character but a multi-faced demon with each face trapped within its own individual copy of both Undertale and Deltarune to fracture and spread its being as much as possible using the tropes of meta-awareness to conceal its presence as if it was just a hidden element of the game, when his face is found it will be unleashed unto the world en mass via all technological devices which have unearthed him - Toby accepted this deal to become truly powerful in the industry as one of the recognized big names, the elites. The WD in WD Gaster means not Wingdings but rather Webbed Dantallion, the demon of many faces. Stop playing Deltarune for your own safety, genuinely, it is truly demonic game made by a demonic man.
>>543917441I might give that a tryBut I love slop. The slop I'm eating right now is so fucking good
Fave will never buy a house, buy new cars, or have kids (supporting the parents is just less work)
Postponing the pippins hunger games until tomorrow, I have a lot of ideas for the custom text
>>543907241Uhh, almost anything? I haven't cooked any high effort things for LONG while now, but I do remember a very specific curry recipe I tried that I still think about to this day. I am still malding over having lost the recipe, it was that good.
do i give my fanfic goober access to saving and loading?
>>543917564I am so tired of chara getting red eyesAlmost as much as I am tired of people whitewashing frisk and KrisGET IT RIGHT YOU PEOPLE!!
>>543918505Make sure to link it back here when you set up the thread
>>543917547thank you.have this one i just made just because you said that.
>>543919096dess is not trans
>>543919096>btw where is Krissy
>the knights on the whiteboard
>>543919307rory tity
>>543919175i got got... well this was bound to happenneat eram :)
did you guys let women in the whiteboard egein?
>>543864451something about your style is reminiscent of how Akihiko Yoshida draws simpler characters, like the stuff he did for Bravely Default
>>543919483look how the creature of the dark blushes.glad you enjoy my garbage shit.
>egein
>>543907241I can only cook eggs and grilled cheese. Everything I eat is either made in a toaster, toaster oven, or microwave. I don’t bother to make anything that’s actually good or nutritious.
>>543919763ed gein possessed anon
why are you not fishing for some bitches?
How do some doomers insist Suselle is endgame when Toby is always posting Krusie
>>543919924I installed some tolerable looking dating apps the other day but I haven't gotten around to making a profile yet
>>543920038Because Suselle is canonAnd when Toriel disowns Kris they will become proud mothers of a human nonbinary
>>543919243Where is that even implied in the picture?
>>543920384Penis showingPenis sowing
Interacting with the mikes in game again has made me like them even more. I didn’t go in with Susie and Ralsei last time, which sucks because they have some funny comments.
>>543919924only dudes at my school
>>543920967>schoolhow old are you anon
>>543920479She doesn’t have a dick there.
Wish I had more garlic bread to eat
>>543920539I didn't even realize it was possible to do a solo Kris run until someone here mentioned it
>>543921167She merely didn't show it
>>54392104618 lol
>>543921486lmao even
>>543921486You must be... I got my eye on you.
Against all odds, Noelle managed to get Kris pregnant.
>>543921709Science says the offspring will be an exact genetic copy of Kris
>>543921486Why are you younger than me. Age immediately.
>>543919096BPD moment
>>543921486
>>543921901It fucks me up that people born in 2005 are 20 years old. I saw someone’s birth year as 2005 and went “why is there a child here” and that’s when I realized.
>>543921335When I saw the thumbnail of this image I thought it was an absurdly thick pippins putting on a dress, kinda like this
>>543907241a very cheesy omelette or a good chocolate cake
>Vessel>Noelle>RalseiThe ACTUAL three heroes of the prophecy. Kris is a fraud. Susie is a fraud.
>>543919924Not interested in dating
>>543921486why are y*crumbles into dust and scatters to the wind*
Video surfacing on social media of Noelle snorting cocaine at a “party” (it’s her in her room with Berdly studying in the background)
sex with toby fox
Licking spamtong
>>543922336Hot
I made the first baby. But they have two kids right? Can anyone give me the other kid's design?
Kids that were born when TF2 released are now allowed to post here
>>543922846>time passes
>>543918748I'd only do it if you have a good idea for them that the whole story leans on. Resets warp the kind of problems you can put on your goober's path.If they don't have reset powers they can lose a fight and get thrown in jail, or a party member can get killed.If they do have reset powers then the natural reaction is to reset and try again. Now you have to write around that. Which probably means one of these things:1. Reloading and retrying to find the right solution is the tool the protagonist uses to solve most of their problems. Maybe a source of character conflict as well. Your whole story becomes about resets and time loops. That can be fun but it locks you out of other options.2. The protagonist has to run into super special obstacles that can't be solved by resetting, like an opponent with special determination powers. At which point you should wonder why you gave them reset powers at all.2a. (special case) There are scripted events that just have to happen that way and cannot be made to go any other way even if you reset. This is OK in the game because games pretty much have to work that way and there's a layer of freedom laid on top. But in a prose story you already have another layer of scriptedness (you the writer decide exactly what happens) so it's only worth it if you can make it particularly compelling.One By One first does 1 and then does 2. And it's one of the greatest UT fanfics of all time. But the resets really lock it into a particular mold, and none of the author's other work (some of which is even better) does much with resets.Homestuck and Spiderverse 2 go with 2a and they make it work.A few of my fanfics have resets but all of those revolve around resets. I haven't written anything where it only plays a minor role, I go all or nothing.Is this about the Deltarune fic from yesterday? Resets aren't nearly as important to Deltarune as to Undertale.
Should I get weed gummies or alcohol for my last weekend to myself?
>>543922932gummies, alcohol will make you sick
>>543922932alcohol.weed is for losers.
>>543922932Weed over alcohol desu. I wish I could relive getting high while listening to Dopethrone for the first time
>>543922932Yes.
>>543923082weed > alcoholweed won't destroy your liver
>>543923213versus your brain?
>>543923213It's also more fun. But maybe I didn't get drunk enough
>>543922712Got his daddy’s autism stare
>>543922932Why not both? Get cross-faded lmao
>>543923293you can have as much weed as you like and it won't kill you, alcohol will. also if you're just smoking it occasionally, like on the weekends, its fine. It's chronic use that destroys your brain. Also alcohol just makes me feel awful the day after
>>543923443>Also alcohol just makes me feel awful the day afterit doesn't for me anymore...I may be an alcoholic
>>543923293I regret to inform you that alcohol also affects your brain
>>543923443>you can have as much weed as you wantuntil the cancer diagnosis comes through, of course.surely THC has no negative side effect on you nor does its absence leave anything to be desired.don't give me that bullshit.i met enough of those losers.
>>543923213If your organs are getting destroyed then you're most definitely an alcoholic. Most people drink with moderation
>>543923620In fact, everything affects your brain in some way. Even non-physical things.Turns out being alive means constant changes
>>543923741God I wish susie would thrash me around like this
How about both weed AND alcohol suck?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBEuiIFB0r4
>>543923705anything you breathe in gives you cancer. Living gives you cancer. There's a reason why they give cancer patients marijuana/THC prescriptions to help with pain. But I will admit that yes, there isn't enough research on the effects of weed long term. I also didn't say that there were no side effects, it's just that the side effects aren't as major as alcohol.Yes, people can smoke weed on weekends and function perfectly normally, just how someone can drink on weekends and not be an alcoholic.
>>543923883>Noelle with two white color caked nose holes nods in agreement
>>543923705smoking/vaping is stinky cancer, gummies are based
>>543924023Noelle.... thats not snow...
>>543924114the associated THC is still highly addictive and does big nonos to your brain.
US power metal betterhttps://youtu.be/6qH56eRbDg8?si=E5OJqhaRVx-ImU7z
>>543922932Depends what kind of weed or what kind of alcohol
>>543924114>>543924248I was hooked on THC carts and vapes for a while. Then, when I couldn’t find any weed carts, I ended up getting addicted to nicotine vapes instead. THC carts and vapes can be enjoyable, but don’t make the same mistake I did by becoming addicted.
>>543924732luckily i have never been addicted to any substance and have never taken any.
where are the pippinsfags I need pictures of Fujo an Battat's kids I can't remember what the second one looks like
Dude weed lmao
>>543924904be glad they're fucking gone now.maybe these fucking mongoloids have fucked off to some off-shoot like /dum/, /doe/ and /sus/-fags.
>>543924986postan ralsei weed
>>543924986It's my favorite substance.
>>543924904Wait until a little later
>>543924986weed is frickin' epic yo
>>543924904forgot image
>>543924904Usually show up around 6-7pm est
>>543925031>>543925057nigga you're wrong, I just posted colpips retard>>543925125speak of the devil, here's one right now lmao
>>543922712the other baby is a girl
>>543925031shhhh baby krauty close your lil eyes and eat this yummy treat I have for you
>>543924584indica, something strong but few because I dont plan on having any leftover by tomorrow. I've been off the stuff since September and feel now is a good time to have a one and done session before moving back in with my folks.Alcohol will have to be cheap stuff so it'll probably be a bacardi gold mickey or (if possible) a small bottle of crown royal.We stopped shelving US liquor here because of their orange baby in chief.
>>543925052No time for postan now, just the one well timed joke
>>543925125>>543925209names?
Leaving some dice somewhere for a day and coming back every day to see more dice joining them would be kind of scary
>>543925465oh okay, that's fine, have a good day
can't wait when someone here will make battat art with their pubic hair
>>543925209CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!
>>543925395Maybe you should be more grateful of that you hopeless junkie
holy FUCK I love Papyrus
>>543922434I still think the third hero could be Asriel desu.
>>543925702of what?spit it out nonners
>>543925714is that you papyrusposter
>>543925714holy FUCK I love Sans
>>543925209adorable anon thanks, is she the one who wears the sweater? any more images of her?
>>543925614Be lucky mine still hasn't regrown to what it was like before
How it feels to know Gaster is Green
>>543925205>colpipsbro i dont know what that is.nor do i care.fuck off you garbage creature and leave the deltarune thread to deltarune things.
I really need to stop taking webcomic recommendations from this place.
Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
>>543925982i regret to inform you that col and pippins are both deltarune related
>>543925975 (Me)Being lucky*Ahhh fuck
>>543925714holy FUCK I love Pippyrus
>>543926021Have you read Kid Radd yetIt's basically Deltarune but early 2000s
>>543926206rolling bones...
>>543925982you’re an avatarfag who spergs about politics unprompted, no one cares about your criticism
>>543926142It's the one threadshitter that hates contentfags, I'd ignore if I were you
>>543925469the boy is named Shion (No.6 protagonist name)the girl is Usagi (nod towards Usami from Junjou Romantica)>>543925928the boy wears a hoodie, I think she could wear a sweater too yeah, i've only draw her wearing dresses
>>543926142oh when does col pippins happen in the delta rune?
>>543925838They cant~
>>543926315you are a horny retard that would sooner make an OC and schlick about it than talk about the game, get so flustered you make period "art" and think yourself a valueable part of this community because your cunt gives you a sense of value when you are anything but.
>>543926221Sigh...Added to the list.
>>543926439In the datamine where the sprites of him stretching your asshole leaked
>>543926649how is constantly complaining about women talking about the game krautsie
yep it’s definitely him ignore guys
If I dress up as Pizzapants/Burgerpants for halloween, should it be in his work clothes or the duct tape tuxedo?How would I even make the duct tape tuxedo though. How did HE even make that?
ralsei won the election of the year 2000 with 1000% of the votes
Kraut’s posts are so fucking funny it always makes me feel better about myself when I see his tryhard nonchalant typing style. He really thinks he’s this tough poster who keeps his cool while everyone is below him. Lmfao. So desperate for attention. Yes puppy, eat those treats right out of my hand, lick my fingers clean.
>>543926774it was exactly the same moment when the spritesheet leaked where >>543926748 happened.
>>543926984Ralsei would do that
>>543927160
>>543918514
>>543927280>>543927436goat always wins
>>543925928here anon i made you some more about her. dice puberty kills....
i think this is as good as i can get without more pictures of the kids
>>543927545How does goat win? By not actively trying.
>>543927583very cuteis usa her name?
>>543927583She looks just like her mom!
>>543927583>>543927746United States of America?
>>543926724Lmfao
>>543926842Work clothes would be more recognizable, but the duct tape tuxedo sounds like a more interesting take. No idea on how to make the suit, though, and it looks like it'll take you several rolls and many hours based on an article about a kid who won a duct tape suit contest.
>>543927678get this man a TRUE
>>543926021NEVER take media recommendations from an adult Homestuck fan
I'm bored
>>543928145I'm waiting for jackbox
>>543928065I am not a homestuck fan I'm a deltarune fan
>>543927994There are duct tape suit contests? What the fuck?Fuck it, I’m going with the work clothes. I’d love to do the tuxedo but it’s probably a massive pain to plan around.
>>543928051"We must remember a bowl is most useful when it is empty." - Wise Guy
>>543928283i'm waiting for the upcoming halo reveal
>>543927746usagi >>543926361
need fujo boobs
>>543928145play some whack a mole with your genital region until you get sleepy and then go to bed.>>543928357"we must post more goat" - jesus christ god and savior or something
>>543927598I like how one has homophobia in their eyes
>>543928448oooh cute
>>543928327There's many tutorials on how to make duct tape clothing actually
>>543928515she has none
>>543928519
>>543928448usagi also means rabbitshion means... oh no>aster
>>543928769She needs big booby hormone pills
>>543928673This must be another weird reference he put in, like the knife jello thing
>>543928806yes and ja
>>543928947oui ja
doing this to susie
>>543928851she's only named usagi and not usami became battat prohibited fujo from naming their second kid after another yaoi man
What was the duct tape thing? Did Kris duct tape Noelle to the wall? That sounds familiar
>>543928882not even pregnancy could make those -A cups any bigger
>>543929128Burgerpants has a duct tape suit that he wears when he wants to look nice
>>543862386ASS
>>543928769>>543928882>>543929146how does she feed the kiddos?
>>543929146We must turn to...cyberneticsDUNNA DUH NUNNA DUNNA
>>543929146>implying fujo got pregnantfake pippins fan
>>543929128No, Pizzapant’s duct tape suit he wears in chapter 4 and tells Kris is for his date.Also man this guy needs a fucking name already, come on Toby.
>>543928065Homestuck is the only one I haven't finished, funnily enough. A matter of not knowing if it's worth it and not having enough time to get around to 8k pages, or remember what happened previously when I get back to where I left off.I guess it could be useful in the future for comparing Deltarune's ending and relationship drama to Homestuck and knowing it could always be worse.
>>543929273... Guro wet nurse... ?
>>543929309I call him Jeremy
>>543929086>i went to doctor ralsei and he said i have nuclear powered testicles>i ask him if anything needs to be done about that, if there's a cure>he smacks his lips>well, funny that you ask...
how many liters of dice milk can guro produce?
>>543929572enough
>>543929572a day? 12 gallons
>>543929146>Fujo getting pregnantOuting yourself as a tourist so hard>>543929273Her boobs consist of only the mammary glands, there's no fat in them
>>543929250>>543929309His life is lowkey sad. Wanted to go to college with Azzy but evidently didn't get scholarships and didn't want to take loans or was denied loans necessary to go. Or maybe saving money is his excuse and he never ends up doing the paperwork. Either way he makes me sad.
I’m hungry but doctors appointment… waiting…
>>543929621everyday I see this, I regret not being there to see the under that cursed bar>>543929687ough
>>543929757Feed the heckin cat suit mike
>>543929731>>543929282hey don't bully me I don't remember any pregnant Battat pics
Skipped lunch so I can justify fast food for dinnerBut should I get Culver's or KFC?Asked fave
>>543929738Don’t cry for me; I’m already dead.
>>543929568It's good that you sought a help from a pro.
>>543929996Culver’s burgers are pretty alright I don’t have KFC much these days
Ludonarrative dissonance is a disease that ruins any adventure it infects. It's outright malicious when it's done on purpose. If you conspire to make your player feel uncomfortable from just walking and battling, there's something wrong with you.
MILK MILK MILK MILK MILK!!!
>>543930095Hi col, sucking hard or hardly sucking?
>>543929924i'm pretty sure someone has a pregnant battat saved somewhere
>>543930078pro griller
>>543929996kfc got the potato wedges back go there as an excuse (the chicken still sucks)
>>543930095"There's something wrong with you" says the guy too autistic for society
>>543930095Just don’t play the game retard
>>543930295Sausage so good he will be feeling it the next day.
Kris Dreemurr has been arrested for manipulating sports bets by talking to the footballs
>>543930412Why The Fuck Is He Typing Like Queen Lmao.
>>543930095try again but in english?>>543930472fucking lol
>>543930267Found an actually beautiful connection.>>543930412Games should come out complete. Then everyone can know what it is and avoid being disappointed.
>>543927160live, laugh, lol.
>>543930559>try again but in english?Toby Fox STOLE my SELF INSERT SHIP and RAPED ME
>cleaved red by blade
>>543930642Make love.Not war.
>>543930720>>543930720>>543930720
>>543929568>seals them inside welded, corrosion‑resistant stainless steel can
>>543930642is this the new pippins?krautpins?
>>543930642>Mr. Screaming and crying on 4chan about getting evicted
>>543930642KRAUT MADE FUJO FANART!!!!!! Good puppy omg :DD you are so getting the good wet food tonight
>>543930914i am in a good mood because i just blew my load.
>>543930095Someone post his selfie again
>>543930095every game should be Ocarina of Time
>>543931008awwww happy pubby
>>543930721Ohhhhh
>>543930642I can't tell if this is fujo or a new shut in neetpins
>>543930891Reminder that xhe didn't go to see xher dying dad just to be here and threadshit btw
>>543931149It's not difficult to not turn on your community and your country. Only if you're a demented faggot who hates life. Kris has no excuse if player characters younger than Kris know better. There is no possible promise that could be worth siding with your world's equivalent of the Antichrist.
>>543931979i don't understand you delusional halfwits that think you can predict the game so easily
>>543921486*grooms you legally*
>>543921709According to all known laws of biology, there is no way a doe should be able to get a boy pregnant.His boyvaries are too small to grow a fat little hybrid in his belly.The doe, of course, impregnates anyway because does don't care what humans think is impossible.
>>543926021Please read It Hurts and it's Deltarune sequel
>Doomer is Tasnigger's orbiter>Doomer having a crush on him>This was not on my bingo carddo you ship Tasquedoomer or Tasquekraut?
