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>marked
it is indeed this easy
I CAN'T DONATE SHOOES
Digitan LOVE
waitis catbox down?
Is there a better feeling than MLBing your meta cards through daily pulls?
>>543906059BACK OFF!
Now what
>>543906209>Is there a better feeling than MLBing your meta cards through daily pulls?yes
>>543906236>master1200bruh
>>543906209When I was rerolling for kitasan I had one account that got double satono back to back with cleat tickets.
>
It's not looking good
I can't watch Creek's running because her Maestro's keep distracting me
Rudolf is so sweet
>>543906650Happy Birthday, fellow Luna-chad!
>>543906510Making creek's tits bigger is biblical greedI approve
>>543906345>Hahaha look Torena-san I look like Belno Dark hahaha>...>Please pay attention to me
Dumb Falcon in need of correction.
Top Cunny really wants to be my wife
>>543906650Happy birthday anon. May your next year isn't as bad as your last
I love my umadacchis
My first real attempt at a Taiki, no medium S and I took Ryan's ult because I had nothing else to grab (I forgot she was even my borrow's grandparent).Unfortunately I assume she'll gas out, if I had a better stam parent of my own I might've made it.
>>543906650Happy Birthday
Dont bang your trainee!
>>543906881Gyaru love
Consider the human
suki
forbidden sex
>>543906650Happy birthday anon. I hope you have a great day and treat yourself to something nice.
>>543907138I'd rather fuck her horse
>>543906650Happy birthday, anon!
>>543906719>>543906902>>543906976>>543907175>>543907268Thanks, umadacchis
I know it's placebo but it really feels like the first training I do gets priority for the entire run.
What is the song that plays during some of the finals? It's pretty hypehttps://streamable.com/fgto5a this one
>>543907138After some consideration, i decline the human
How do you go from this...
>>543907349Pay me back by doing the same next month
>>543907385
>>543907353https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WE5KjN1H5O4
all those shoes you donate? i sniff 'em
>>543907464To this!
FineI will rape Curren Chan
>>543907713All those shoes you donated? I mun mun'd them.
>>543907138Not to worry, she's my plan D after the teenage hors, adult hors and child hors
>>543907353fuck you you just wanted to post your cm win
getting pinks feels so good
>>543907138I always bring Aoi and date her. She then gets too focused on me and neglects Meek, making her a terrible uma. Which give me easy win in finals.
>>543907796I could have done that without an excuse if I wanted to anon, was legit curious.
>>543907772and I hachimi'd them after
Why the flying fuck did the game give me these hints
>>543907745Not rape if she's asking for it.
i do not care for Kitasan and her lesbian friend
wife groove
>>543908090Gyaru LoveWife Love
>2 runs>8* medium>no S mediumIm done for the day
INCREASE THE BORROWSGUARANTEE A PINK SPARK FOR DOUBLE CIRCLES
3* ticketwhy is the main character of the videogame not more powerfulfuck my zenskylet chud life
Choose one. The others will try to kill you.
how do we save this game umatachi
>>543905972Oh Haythere, anons.Our club has an opening, please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
>>543907349Rudolf in casual outfit looks like some character from Hank Hill
There has to be an easier way to farm points for the event, im tired of doing maruzensky's careers
>>543906881I love gyarus
>>543908450They have to make umas real
>>543908450that's shockingly stable
>>543908450New scenario JP = 6 monthsNew scenario in accelerated Global = 4.5 monthsFUCKING BULLSHITNeeds to be accelerated to 3 monthsMost of the players are bored of this shit and will die out on MANTGlobal just arent autistic grinders like JP or KR
>>543908439You make the spark count at 100
>>543908450This is still more than I assumed there would be pre-release
>>543907464They can't go against their natural instincts
>>543908450idk maybe let's start on those paid carats prices
>>543908734I-I'll try...?
>>543908305Ruby since she has the power of money too
>>543908450Rankings still go to the 100ks though, and that's per rank. Most people just play on their phones instead of steam.
>>543908450accelerate more and increase rewards for club shoes x3 and friendpoints in TT
>>543908685>Global just arent autistic grindersspeak for yourself
>medium s>charming>fast learner>groundwork>shit stam trainings towards the endthere has to be a fucking feature where the game bones you towards the end if you had a strong run. i swear to god every fucking run where i get really good results in the beginning and middle i get boned at the end, i'm going insane
5 FUCKING MOOD DOWNS BACK TO BACKFUCK OFF JUST LET ME FINISH THIS
>>543909109>and friendpointsMate I got FP out the ass with nothing to spend them on.
>>543909203add more sashes to friendpoints shop too then
>>543909294You realize you get sashes by playing the game, right?
>>543909084>Rankings still go to the 100ks though, and that's per rankwhat does that mean
>>543908450That's just people realizing playing on the phone is gazilion better than playing on PC
where were you when gaslight dancer dropped his best work yet
Learning the forbidden do a run and then shelve it when you hit URA finals for the reset strat really enhanced my enjoyment of the game.
we don't talk enough about how restrictive monies are
Confess.
>>543909810I like sweaty uma armpits
>>543909405Ranking is the place. 1st 2nd 3rd 40,483th etc.And I actually meant class for the latter. ie class 6, class 5, etc.
>>543908685new scenarios in JP are 4 months nowadays
>>543909746Sometimes I don't hope for good daily pulls because I will have to spend monies leveling the LBs
FINISH YOUR CAREERS NOWHOT PERIOD
>>543909374yes, but some are way harder to get
it's so beyond over for me >>543909746
I want to be Roppei-san
I hate the Special Shit card so fucking muchI have to use RNG recovery on the best Doto I've been able to build and only because I got giga-lucky with the director event
dude
>>543910078I hope you step on a lego.
>>543910240good, know your place
>550 paid left>last daily pull before I gotta hold to get 10 on a support banner
>>543909746we don't talk enough about how sexy dia is
>>543908914>Make carats cheaper>Thirdies are still unemployed and dumpster diving for food>>543910078need something to replace THAT Seiun Skypost it
>>543910078>no uraI mean its alright...
>>543910208
>>543909810I'm playing something else at the moment
>>543909810I constantly post big boobs umas but I actually enjoy flat umas...
I have 5 (five) paid carats and I don't know how to get rid of it
>>543909467How is this gaslight?
>>543910078explode if you will
>>543910078 you lied to me anon
>>543910461Just be glad it's divisible by 5.....
...How do i beat this?
>>543909467if it works it works
>>543908652this is somehow hot
newfag here, how do you increase the skill points you get from races?i do a lot of G1s and win them but skill points don't seem enough, is it the maxed out cards?
>>543909810I want to play Winning Post but too lazy to learn moonrunes
>>543910576get 300 more
>there's no way i can fail now!>fails
>>543910473>>543910612>thinking you can hit an A+ uma with those cards>thinking you can avg 12 skills while maintaining those statlines with these cards
>>543910341>that seiun skyWhich Seiun Sky?I think I should switch it out, just groundwork alone.This was my old borrow Seiun, at 5221 borrows.
>>543909467>'post d*ck"One of these days, someone is going to post his fat cock
>>543906238>9 careers per day playedU neet, anon?
>>543910632Races are a good bonus but don't forget about just doing wit training with a wit card
>>543910632AN UNSUPERVISED NEWBIE TRAINER
>>543910341nta but if rates weren't so unbelievably jewish I'd have paypigged70 bucks is downright robbery
>>543910857that's gotta be an awful Maru if she's within 1L of Te*o
Will the unity cup make things better?
>>543910856aren't trainers young adults? they can't be "unsupervised"
>>543911078I hope it makes things worse
>>543910813....post d*ck
I have a Matikanefukukitaru that's missing 10 stats in every department, but I think she'll make it
>>543910856Back off Gold Ship!!
we need to go back to our roots, post more of the uma musume known as Goldship also known as Gorushi or Golshi
>>543910078Post your code ol buddy ol pal
>>543910789?227861779440Click details near "archive lvl" and see some of them yourself.
>>543911078>>543911154It will make things worsethen there's mant
>>543911214>a Matikanefukukitaru that's missing 10 stats in every departmentThat's what skills are for
>>543910078>>543911280set her up as borrow for anyone that caresfriend code - 119354234947
>>543908450Spark rate + 100%5-20% rates are just brutal
>>543911279
>>543910985I paypigged because dailies go incredibly hard, that and the paid carat banners being cheaper than 10-pulling for rainbows.>>543910805>Which Seiun Sky?>This was my old borrow Seiun, at 5221 borrows.Very cute.
>>543911552>1* bluepass
Since I have no other places to ask this.I know Friendship Bonus and Training Effectiveness are two different things. But doesn't it basically do the same thing or at least that's what I understand from the description. Unless I'm wrong and it increases the gauge when training but doesn't seem so since it's always 5 with or without the bonus.
>>543908242guaranteed spark procs just means whales will always win because the only way to differentiate will be through higher stats (better decks)
>>543911214>>543911379a tale as old as time
>>543911771Training Effectiveness also works outside the card's specialty.
I don't feel like playing today too
>>543911771you could've asked grok
>>543911771Training effectiveness = small multiplier to whatever the card is onFriendship bonus = huge multiplier to friendship trainingThey stack
Isn't this getting dangerous?
I'm already regretting Doto. She's just so whiny. Shit, she's whinier than me IRL and it pisses me off.
>>543909175it's called regression towards the mean
>>543912037Not yet, no. Wake me up when it's over 500k.
>>543911963>>543912035Oh the friendship training is the rainbow circles. I've always called them rainbow and thought friendship bonus was when training together that's why I thought it's the same as training effectiveness>>543912018I only use twitter for fanarts
Doto's new barn got fully funded already?! I wanted to give my unused swipe funds but I already missed it!!!
>>543911313holy doxx I kneel
There's no harm in kicking a flatl*ner right now, right? They've contributed less than half an million, once this month
I hate Teio so fucking much.
>>543912440you lose that half mill fans they got but thats it
>>543907918This game is legit trolling meI have King Halo and Super Creek and not only did I not get Maestro, I also didn’t get Firm Conditions
I lost my motivation to grind aces once they pretty much confirmed aoharu for the middle of next cuplike what do I use my daily borrows on now?
Which Uma would you trust to smuggle you across the Mexican border?
>>543912490I'm waiting for those free rolls and just do 1 career a day
>>543911313nta i was one of the people asking yesterdayis the Urara card actually one of the best cards out of those because of the TE and race bonus?keep seeing you use it on some of themalso the ones you use in the team are just like 5% highrolls, right?
any good for leo?
Which uma has the tightest butthole? which one can drain you with a single clench?
>>543911771That's why it's often better to click a stack of umas on an off-training during summer than to click a single rainbow. 1 point of training effectiveness is better than 1 point of fren bonus, but umas tend to have higher rainbonuses than training effectiveness, so the comparison is a little bit of a wash.
>>543910078Funny because I just finished mine 8 minutes before you posted and it was like this. It's also my first Ryan run
>>543912506there's only 1 correct choice
>>543912481They nerfed skill hints after Cancer. Flash used to always give me late corner/straights within the first 3 hints. Now I rarely get those.
>>543912615>spurt
>>543912440>half a million>when a single run without boosting can get 300klook I'm lazy sometimes but that's just silly
FUCKING THIS IS JUST GEMINI TRAINING ALL OVER AGAIN I FUCKING HATE YOU SPECIAL WEEK I AM GLAD I DIDN'T PULL YOUR SPECIAL ASS
*logs in every two days* nothin personell
>>543912506Tachyon and we're going to drive a meth RV straight through the toll gates.
>>543912206that's gonna be this week
>>543912479Got it, thanksI can make that back in half an hour, easilyIt's actually less than 400k
>>543912615straight spurt doesn't work for leo. You need pump some iron/shooting for victory/red shift for late/end to have a chance at winning. Taishin unique is also useless on leo so just run golshi instead.
I want whatever the dev who did curren's ult was having
>>543911732the grandparents are both 6* stam so its useable
I prefer Nature
>>543912506My first thought was El Condor Pasa but she'd job it harder than her career runs. So I'll go with Sakura Bakushin O, quick and easy.
>>543910194>"Stop">Looks like a fucking puppet>"Me next..."What an image
>>543912654its its 9 stam pass that code over buddy
Are there middle post?
>>543912615Needs more power + corner accel skills. Acceleration starts on the last corner so spurt is a lot weaker this time around.
>>543911847Thats the best I got going.
>>543912730
>>543912910No
>>543912490do fan runs, get better umas for TT or do parent runs
98031292CMMight as well test my luck
>250 careers>not a single 3* spark>not even on the ace runs that have 2 stats over 1100>meanwhile anons in this thread shitting out 3* parents with good pinks and whites everywherevery cool gameplay
>>543912951>Super L7
>>5439129102/9 chance to get middle post
very cool, just needed more statues for agnes' lab coat, and I had 1 more roll
>>543912818yeah but i want to run taishin so>>543912915ok
>>543913229A Matikanefukukitaru run is bricked if you dont take it, simple as.
I train my honses to be come THE GIMP
>>543912481at that pow it would've been just as easy to click it a few times
Reminder: DO YOUR DAILIES
>>543913229are you not lucky or something?
>>543913246Dancho post
>>543913060i can do all those without borrows
I hit the meme trifecta. I don't care that the Americans never shipped their bullets, she's perfect just the way she am
>>543912851exquisite
steamy umanko
>>543912910Inner post needs extra wit so they can nav better to not get surroundedOuter post needs extra speed so they can make up the distance to get a better positionMiddle post doesn't need anything because they can just run straight
>>543913663Sex with GyaruSex with Helios and Palmer
>>543913634>double screenshotare you shaking bro
>>543910839thanks, second question, is there a point in doing takarazuka and arima in classic year if the horse has them as goals for senior year? I know the epithet december domination for points and goldship's special event but when it comes to other umas should I still do them for compatibility increase or just senior is enough?
when do the first free puls start
>>543913397>>543913516Niggers will post this after refusing to click on 94% failure rate trainings>are you not lucky or something?I once misclicked a 99% and it went through, I'd rather my fortune be spent there rather than going through L7's activation logic
>>543913634Wit aside that looks pretty good
>>543913534Godzilla
I've made up my mind, I'm spending my CM3 tickets on Doto. I'm a huge metafag but I can't build fronts with my shit cards anyway if I get sMaru
>>543913649ugh, shorts
>>543913946shes a highschooler bro
>>543913649>>543913946>bike shortsSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>543913775I just have a shitty phone that's hard to cap. I got done shaking like 10 minutes ago.
>>543913831Oh... you're just an assmad faggot, got it.
>>543913768Ï love Espo. She'll be in global one day...
>>543913791Higher fan counts, if your uma needs them to meet the fan count to upgrade her skill reliably. Otherwise only run them if training is bad otherwise since you can get skills from them (if relevant.)
>>543913946You DID buy her figure, right anons?
did i miss something why are people calling her luna-chan now
>>543914013classic or senior?
>>543914125>one dayhaha... yeah...>I love this character, so I post slopAt least the nails look like it
What if umas race to make their trainer cum instead of running and race lengths are determined by the amount of semen they need to collect and training involves edging for weeks in preparation for a race while she works on her thrusts and then once she's finished she plops off you and runs to the finish line to show off the full condom and then chugs it
I might become a Mejiro Palmer enjoyer but I need some convincing
did they really need to make Shakur so fugly
>543914301porn addiction themed miniboss
>>543914013middle schooler*
>>543914240Rudolf looks like this?
>>543914287I don't mind slop art tbdesu, otherwise I wouldn't post it
>>543912605Depends on a distance.For a mile I feel I can do that statline around 1/3 of time (some like that Taiki is super rare, she's my only A+ without resorting to witmaxxing), maybe even higher. For long/medium it's harder maybe 1/5 chance of doing it.Then there are skills too. Sprint don't know I've not made anything for a while at least it feels like it. I'm waiting for those free rolls and new scenario.Urara card is good because she gives like 50 energy, 3 mood up events and lots of TE and race bonus. Also having guts and guts hints is good.
>>543913460I only reached max after all the URA bonus, and I got spooked by the final turns
>>543914375She cute, simple as.>>543914414You clearly don't love her very much then...
>>543914414It is slop. AIjeets even took the time to edit in their signatures on their slop funnily enough
gyaru supremacy
>>543914162figured as much, thanks a lot
>>543914414based
>>543914387i'll take your word for iti can't read chinese
>>543914649Now it's only missing some "DO NOT USE THIS FOR AI" watermark
Belno Sex
I can't wait for her to yell at me.
>>543914826
>>543914673cute tummy
>>543915153
>>543912506Dream Journey
>>543912490
*rapes you*
>>543906579why is she blushing? she's just showing you her knees. Is Cafe a prude?
I don't want to be happy anymore. I want to be horny.
>>543916139
no horny
>>543914431I'll give it a trygodspeed sensei
Does anyone here have a good Taiki for grandparent? 3* unique, 2*+ medium, bunch of good white skills? it'd be a grandparent, so her parents dont really matter.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR TRAINEES
for me, it's umamusume in ki-blast pose
>>543915962>no option for aces readythey're good enough to get me to A finals
>>543915153>>543915389
>>543916406Ok, I'll fuck you and Tazuna instead!
>>543911313Based you owned him
>>543916410
>>543916850DOSUKOI
Headpats for Chiyo 4sjmp
Spechud kissed by aggressive girls taking advantage of her rural naivete
>>543915153based>>543916559holy mother of all keks
chiyono rape
Stop, can't you see she doesn't like it?
>>543916139Why do I get the feeling that king halo is weak to anal
https://youtu.be/LAeTlbhdCHw?si=nxTgHT6JwID4Yesu
>>543917367Bwo your autoclicker?
>>543917367surely the half anni comes with QoL to fix this right on time right....?
>>543917101Isn't that, like, rape?
Stay strong gyaru bros, gyaru 2 of 4 is on her way.
what the fug
>doto's farm got already almost 3 times the original goal.Nice.
>>543917287because she is
name the sparkabsolutely horrible run
>>5439180193* speed
>>5439180192* wit
>>543917891It’s nice to see uma musume having a legitimate impact to something real, and giving Doto and the stable a better barn >inb4 paying for the real Doto instead of the banner
>>543918143>>543918117very glue
>>5439180191 power 2 ura
She's coming home...
>>543918278
>>543918309all this will do is having her spook you on a random banner once you hit around 140
>>543917891why does this horse always push his nose against shit
>>543918461if your nose was that soft you would do it too
>>543918461Lazy horses like leaning on things, such as fences or convenient stable hands
>>543918309She comin' with me, boi>>543918461Does this means Doto uma is into rimjobs?
>>543918516Why is she leaning on a fence when she could be leaning on my cock?
>>543917891It's funny how Umamusume is an unambiguous social good because of how much attention it's brought to the well-being and support of retired racehorses in Japan. Not just the famous ones, organizations that help rescue slaughterhouse-bound jobbers have talked about a notable uptick in support too.
>>543916850GYARIKKU HOU
Do you really need to try so hard for Champions Meet? All these hours spent grinding the game per month, and for what, a measley 2000 carats? You can buy that amount for 30 bucks. That's three hours of employment in most parts of the US. So why sink hundreds of hours, tear your hair out over RNG, and stress about it all when you can keep yourself on a level field with but a single swipe?
>>543918516>or convenient stable handsDO NOT LAY YOUR HEAD ON TOP OF STABLE HANDS>>543918509I don't think I would
dog rape
>>543918776Hasan pls
>>543918626You need to stop asking questions
do not rape dogs, YMS.
>>543918552Mcqueen's trainer looks like THAT!?
>>543918776>American girls' favorite hobbies
>>543912490Better parents for your eventual aoharu runs.
>>543918595Makes me remember about a ranch wanting to rescue these two horses but having no money for transportation and global players managing to help with that crowdfunding. Makes me smile to see horses getting more support
>>543918626Trying your best against other people is the most satisfying shit in gaming.
>>543912490if you're relying on borrows and you think you're going to come up with two good aces in the one day of aoharu runs before finals, you are fucking rinsed my friend.
>>543918626i like winning
Chiyono posters have been getting too uppity lately.
>>543918626Then why do anything? Why camp in the wilderness when your backyard can do? Why gamble for anything when working an extra shift can make up for it? It’s because it’s fun.
>>543919278
Steak status?
>>543919278She is cute though
>>543919638>SteakCareful, or you'll summon Aniki.
>>543918918>Doto rape posters were always rightso it's canon huh
>>543919638brocked
>>543918918
And here I am, still waiting
>>543918918>>543919861what a cute dork
>>543919824Not so fast
>>543919861hope you don't mind if i lick you all over
when did they add this Mejiro? I can't seem to remember her name...
When did it get popular to shitpost with Chiyo-chan?
>>543919906The actually bricking banner, people will lose everything here before kitasan rerun next 2 weeks later
Whne I saw how fucking cute she is in S1
Total Doto Love!
I just like something about her outfit
Doto was always meant for LOVE
>>543920597
>>543920537Can't quite put my finger on what it is though
>>543920601cute massage
>>543918626What else am i supposed to train umas for? Story? Done. Team trials? LMAO
>>543920786pov: you accepted to join the Mejiro family
>>543917101
>>543918634>DO NOT LAY YOUR HEAD ON TOP OF STABLE HANDSToo late
>>543921040NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>543918626You don't understand. I spend MORE so I do better at Champion's Meet.
get this reddit dog GARBAGE out of my FACE
This is a Chiyono thread now
Yada
>>543921090Get pillow'd, silly ningen!
>>543918626What is the point of horse racing in the first place?
>>543921301Alright that's fucking it Imma call my BRO!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKGlHEhi42k
>>543916390 Are any of these acceptable?
>wonder why I lost>watch the replay>be 1st early race from the get go cause superior stats and all greens apply for the race>somehow get overtaking by Mihono Bourbon in mid-race for no reason (no skills proc'd by her)>proceed to get blocked by her allowing for Suzuka to get to first place from 4th (again no skills proc'd)I just don't get this game. How did the Mihono Bourbon suddenly overtake me without any skills proc'ing?
>>543921473sex with palmer and helios
>>543921583witcheck
Nice Natie!
>>543921583Mihono Bourbon stats and skills>>543921724What do you mean by that? How does wit impact the race mid game without any skills proc'ing? My wit is higher than theirs.
>>543918492scarlet would never do thisI thinkshe'll ask for consent
>>543918309me first
MAN Kris S really gets around
Please post first rate wife king halo
What's a good debuffer deck?
>>543921583Welcome to front running, enjoy your stay
doto is the type of girl that will clumsily break your dick during sex
reddit dog o has to be the most forced uma in this thread
I found these clothes in Cafe closet, I wonder what the red armband is
These are from my "deleted from Pixiv" folder by the way.
>>543920363For me it was when I actually understood upon rewatching this scene that this was fan service and I was the fan.
>>543921932At many different points in the race, your uma does a wit check to see what their target speed will be. The higher your wit, the better it will be in general, but it is random.Further, in the first phase of the race front runners compete for first. Even without skills, if they are close to the first place uma they can decide to speed up and do an overtake if they pass a check. This is the mechanic that allows front runners to build a lead and why multiple front runners are stronger than just 1.
>>543922358
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt that can't fit into her bloomerssniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracen
S-surely nothing will go wrong haha...
>>543922528I was overtaken in the mid-game, my uma was way ahead of the rest at that point. I don't entirely get the math post with the wit check that >>543922171 posted but I feel like that is some bullshit no matter how I look at it. Doesn't that just mean I lowrolled and Bourbon had the highroll of her lfie?
I filtered the Chiyono retard so Idk what you guys talking about
>>543922865
>>543918626I need to maintain my eternal 2nd place, I can't do that if I don't apply a modicum of effort
>run 4 speed cards all with special priority>all maxed before summer camp>no rainbow during summer camp>still on 550 speed classic october>on a borrowed runSpecialty Priority my ass
>>543922635well
>>543922861>Doesn't that just mean I lowrolled and Bourbon had the highroll of her lfie?Yes, she was not first and succeeded in rolling overtake mode with her wit. Then your Daiwa failed the wit roll for speed up mode, allowing the Bourbon to overtake you. Same thing happened with the Bourbon and Suzuka.
>>543922958you shouldn't need rainbows on speed during suffer with 4 speed cards idiot you'd already have level 4 spd training by the first summer
>>543922939>uma-sanpocygames is telling us that our umas are actually our pets
>>543923198always have been
>>543921932wit is used in about 500 different dice rolls over the course of a race, so whenever something inexplicable happens, it was 50% luck and 50% wit.
>>543923117>catbox soundpost>when catbox is downsasuga
>>543923109Thanks for the explanation, anon. Still feels like fucking bullshit tho
>>543923418Nyooo...
>>543923163Except those cards are always on power or guts. Everywhere but speed
Summer Maru doesn't have unique career? What?
>>543923745Small indie company, please understand.
>>543923425It is, and it is what makes playing fronts so frustrating sometimes. But it goes the other way too, you can win against a whale who statmogs you if you just highroll.
>>543923745now is when you understand that alt outfits are just bait
AAAAAAAIIEEEEEEEEE
>>543923837Cute autist
>>543923745the only thing alts get from what i can tell, aside of course of potentials and likely growths are 3 different costume events, maybe it's different for other umas, but so far every alt has been like that, someone can correct me if i'm wrong ofc
>>543923986Cesario my beloved
>>543923745Why would she? It's the same horse
>>543906829>>543908439Dantsu paizuri
>>543924529And thats why I only train aces
>>543921363I see what you're getting atWe need to organize a gambling circle using actual money when these CM rooms get posted
is summer Spe good for this CM?
>>543924529It's a team effort dear
>>543924612SEXWITHPALMER
>>543923928this is way more infuriating especially when green woman says you were close to winning, and you better not check the winner stats because they have even worse stats, skills early on can't be that much of a game changer
Should i take THH if it's almost guaranteed to trigger during position keeping?
>>543924529I wouldn't do that to Natie
>>543924612>the mejiro residencethese bitches are so rich they went and build their own residence for just 7 umas, must be nice being the trainer of one of them
I'm now Calstone Light O-pilled, her voice is absolute sex
UMA ATTACK
>>543924740Keep in mind that speed skills disable position keeping for their duration + a few seconds. If first and second skill activations are staggered, it can be massive
>>543924850I love countryside umas
>>543924595Same, I only train winners.
>>543924832>just 7They should add more Mejiros
>>543925192Pasa's mambos...
>>543923745Wait really? Does this apply to all alt outfits?
>>543924529She can get first place consistently in career races because the npcs drop like flies from her aura
>>543923745alt outfits are just dev laziness
>>543923836That is extremely frustrating, I had no idea. I figured it'd be saver to run her a frontrunner to proc her unique but now I'm not so sure anymore. Also, she jobbed 2 more big races and finished with a below average and disappointing ~840k fans.
>>543925249meant for>>543925173
>>543925192>1:30.4You didn't win
>>543925249>>543925427
>>543924529it's to put US in first place
can catbox come back yetI wanna soundpost
My beautiful orange chuddy
>>543925483She's a cute and sexy one.
>>543925173Who is this uma
No one would hate Chiyono
>>543925202It's possible. There was one who got a crown the same year Ramonu got the Triple Tiara.
Can we time skip to MANT already, I want my wife
I've been having some truly disgusting runs, some of the worst i've ever had in this game. Borderline unplayable right now, if i wasn't such a cheap fuck to the point where i have to use at least two of my daily borrows i would actually stop for a couple of weeks
>>543925691that's Umamusume A
Can Umas inherit skills from the grandparents?I got a kinda usable parent but without groundwork, but one of her parents has it, it would be the next uma I train grandparent that has it.
>>543925348We must be playing completely different games if 840k is disappointing and below average. What the hell.
>>543925650Don't call her that.
>>543924903My keiba onna is so cute
>>543925202>Mejirosthey should add more Satonos
>>543925650Hey thats my orange wife! Dont call her that!
>>543925720won the Arima in 87 too
>>543925642A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to...
>log on again because i forgot to trade shoes after daily reset>6 people left the club I'm inwe are not making it out of C rank are we
>>543925803Yes but base chances are halved
77845657CM4, testing my new spechud
classic year inspo, make your prediction on how this run will inevitably fuck up
>>543925853>the URA has fallen>billions must worship shiraoki
Hey, Chiyono is great and all, but can you guys also post some Laurel and Chitose as well? Variety is the spice of life, after all.
>>543906962700+2 golds can live if the bofa procs well
>>543925978Good, fuck trying for a 9 stamina seiun again.I'll probably do until I get it with groundwork because I like the pain
>>543923535is this sloppa
>set Doto to my home screen>put her in the generic G1 outfitdas it mane
>>543925845It was a fan run and I think for that the deck I used was pretty stacked. My average with her is ~900k.
>>543926213You really have to ask?
Kikuka Sho this Sunday. Place your bets on who gets the final crown this year
I dont know why I keep joining these whale sweat cm rooms here
>>543925917What is the distinction between horses with names in japanese script and horses with names in western script?
>>543925980>0 fronts
>>543926352All in on Arrondi
>>543926352I don't care who wins. I just want Eri King to lose.
Teio sama da
>>543926792cutie
i think teio SUCKS
>>543926352>3PM JSTIt's over.
>>543908450Huh, not doing too bad.
Every anon in this thread got isekai’d to Uma Musume. Evens: you become an Uma Musume Odds: you become a Trainer
I think Teio is CUTE
>>543926368If you can do ok in them it means you are set for group A finals. Every Finals I have played was easier than the CM tooms here.
>>543926887I always wanted to be a real girl.
>>543926149She's a good baseline for now, I'll try to get my other 2 aces going before circling back.
>>543926121I'll just post Bakushin
>>543926121
>Used to have 2:09 times all the times on my umas>Now i keep losing to 2:11 umas???
I got a bad feeling about this
>>543926970Oh, you're real, alright. A real pussy of a female trainer.
>>543926887Hmmmm
>>543926352Whoever Take is jockeying
WEI
>>543926941I am aware of that and I always end up in B finals. I simply dont care enough to sweat it
>>543906059>hfw she can't mark her Trainer
>>543927338sex with my zoomer daughter and palmer
>>543926352if eri king wins i want 30000carats as commemoration
>new goldshi jordan event in the lobby>localizer tranny ruins it with his faggot zoomer lingoglobalbabs will never enjoy this game to the fullest unless they move to JP
>>543926352I believe in Eri King>>543926393Don't ask me, I stole it from these threadsThe guy that made it is @dyuray123 on twitter
>>543927479YWNBJ and neither will I
>>543926923I think small Teio is cuter
>>543927479RETARD LMAO
>>543927338tfw i passed the vibe check
>>543927098Yaldabaoth is rigging reality as we speak, bwo
>>543926352Don't care nigger kill yourself The JRA niggers didn't recognize Manhattan Cafe victory in their shitty video
>>543927561>Small version of big thing you love is betterMany such cases
I will give up on this cm, probably, my nerves cannot handle the hellish rng I'm in in lately. This how my first today career ended today.In my third today's career I had 7, SEVEN, mood downs. Japs feed me shit, day after day, one shitty rng career after another, no hope to make any good ace.
>>543927479there's no proper way to directly convey Jap zoomer lingo into English so the next closest equivalent is to use English zoomer lingo
>>543926352Already said Mirage Knight is going to win cause he has the coolest name
>>543927707>Gaia Cafe
do you need an armpit to bury your face and die in?
>>543927479could you post the original so I can check how shit the tl is?
>>543927776
>>543928127That's nice, but I prefer this.
Falco's career with turf sparks is very comfy
>This is somebody's debuffer
>>543928127>>543928335Why not both?
>>543926887
>>543928385https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdmfidIYS84
>>543927479>zoomer character is written like a zoomerif they translated her the way you wanted them to, she would talk like maruzensky.
>>543928216
>>543928449me on the right
>>543927707Deserved. Get fucked nigger lol
>>543928385What's going on here?
>>543926352Reference races: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YKTXn4ceToTraining video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdgLLrShOtU
What do Uma farts smell like?
Air Jihad is too cute
>>543928750Fluffy
the ningens are no longer asking for your time
>>543928449Because Chitose is greedy and doesn't like sharing.
>>543928449I need to bury my face in Ardan's chest and never leave
>>543928790Tazuna you traitor!
>>543928858>touch ardan>she spontaneously explodes
>>543928790I never slot that card. No dick for that hoe.
>>543926352Shalom!
How exactly do you reach the speed cap with uma that doesn't have speed bonus? I easily reach the stat requirements with umas with speed bonus but never with umas that don't have one
>>543928719She's earning her headpats
>>543928750https://youtu.be/LkUrHRWCqRg
Leo finals test64627150
>>543906650Are you 10/24 too? We're birthday twins if so
>>543929209I should continue cyber sleuth
Should I just use 5 speed cards?is that it?DOES THIS GAME JUST LOVE TO FUCK WITH ME
>>543926121FINALLY I CAN LAURELFAG AS MUCH AS I WANT
>>543927707BasedPut some respect on Cafe name
>>543929159the answer? use a speed cardand if that don't work, use more speed card
>>5439291594 speed cards and click speed a lot, even with single or no rainbow sometimes
>>543929159get lucky or add another speed card. I just did a Doto run where I only got like 1k because I had shit speed rainbows for most of senior year.I only ever really run 3 and usually cap or nearly cap on a good run.
>>543929364 laurel can't grill meat worth shit
>>543926352ANGLING AND SCHEMING
>>543927338This figure has an exceptionally cute butt
>>543928723carrots and shit
>>5439291593spd 1 wit
>>543929341Don't use power cards. 4 speed cards > X power cards. Even if you gain 0 speed cause you get 1.2k you'll gain more power from it than a 3+ girls on power training. borrow a Tazuna and go 3 speed and 2 stam, or 1-2 wit.
>>543926352My Universe because they have a cute nameAlso he seems to do better in longer races going off his race record
I guess ideally you could have Turf S and Medium S but why is Medium S > Turf S for this track?
>>543929492I'll grill for her
>>543928127Anecdote: Jap (women) don't smell in general, but you go close and sniff her and HERK BLEAG. Their genes makes sure it doesn't disperse and instead focus on that spot. Anyway umamusume Satono Crown armpits.
>>543929737It's always Distance > Track
>>543929393Doto Rape
>>543929737longer distance means you have more time to hit top speed and you'll hit it for longer
>>543929159well you lack 20% speed. You know what would add 20% speed to your run? Another speed card
douzo
>>543929864>HERK BLEAGWhat did anon mean by this?
>>543929713I'm not using these cards for their power, they are my stamina cards anon, since they give like +30 stamina +50 power when rainbow
>>543929000She sounds like the bomb!
>>543929159More speed cardsBetter speed cardsMore Limit BreaksBetter RNG My Taurus cup rice shower needed 5 speed 1 stam to reach 1200.Though there's other times when I run something like this and have absolutely no fucking clue how I got this outcome with this deck. 9 stam 6 power 1 guts btw.
>>543930176Na, you're overexegratting. Those cards don't gain 30/50 even with a double rainbow, you need like 2 more girls on power to get close to that.
LEO 1281291412812914
Daily-Chads I have seen the light...But my... My SMaru looks a little funny...
>>543926352I think it might have to be Ohtani or Giovanni for me desu
>>543930512TAAAAAIIIIIIISSSSHHHHHINNNNN!!!!!!!!
When are we going to get one of Gold Ship's children in the game?
>>543930121
>>543929864I would never go HERK BLEAG at the stink of a beautiful woman. It would be disrespectful
>>543929341>>543930387Using stamina growth power cards to train your stamina is totally fine, but yeah speedless characters sometimes need five-speed cards to get where they need to go. Especially if your speed cards are lacking you're going to be relying way more on getting those multi-friendships to get anywhere. If you don't have MLB triple growth + priority speed cards you're gonna struggle playing speedlets.
>>543930749Anal Priestess
I want my own Marvelous Sunday.
>>543930664what the why is this playingis it just my browser cache
>>543931014if you ask her to help you feel more motivated, what would she do?
>>543931164ANON IS A MAGICIAN!
>>543929864>HERK BLEAG
>>543931082>>543930093>>543929580She's pretty.
>nice nature yaps for half an hour>+5 gutsthanks hoebag
>>543931164Probably, this should play for me with catbox down
>>543930903my wife with whom I have loving missionary
>>543930474Another absurdly tought lobby!! No clue what the deal with the Tachy was, can't say I've seen that strat before.
>>543931323She's also dangerous.
I've heard of steel tipped boots but whats the advantage of having horseshoes bolted into umas shoes?
>>543931634The tachyon is just there to push maru forward. Ideally also proc dominator but it doesn't work, so I should just make a Seiun Sky or something.
>>543931323desu
>>543931790They run better like that
>>543928503I really like these trainee wife 4komas
>>543931690I thought all the sakura umas were too idiots to rape their trainers
>won 1 (one) roomyep I think my CM grinding is over
>>543931690a demon!
You're from Kentucky
>>543931962They're great, plus there is so many of them!>60FPSBANNED!
1 or 2 for my TT setup?I wish they would just let you upload more than one image in a post so I wouldn't have to fuck with paint to get them in one
>>543932054#NotAllSakuras
>>543932106She's the worlds first ever Latina-boo
>>543932157Neither. If you must take one, take left
>>543932157Can't be running no 902 speed uma, c'mon.
>>543932219I think you're meant to call them Latinx-boos now.
>>543932157Assuming this is for mile left. More golds are better for TT scores.
>>5439321571 has more golds and the better speed means she is more likely to win too.
>>543932458>>543932481>>543932362I just figured maybe the FR S and FR Savvy might help
>>543931798I would think if you wanted to run a sacrificial front just to propel your real carry, you would want to have them have as much power as possible but no mid-race skills, so they steal the lead early and your front runner has someone to catch up to and pass. If they duel that's just an upside.You should be doing a mile runner with like 300 stam to clear career so they 100% fall off instantly at late race in med.Go like 800 300 1100 300 800.
>>543932557Having S instead of A aptitude can't really compete with having almost 150 less speed.>>543932219There's always been big Lucha fans.
>A few people are still borrowing my mile pinks Cancer parent...But why? Don't you have Leo to train for?
>>543932760I'm borrowing a mile Maruzensky to make my dirt TT team.
>>543932572Well this tachyon works fine as a sacrificial front. The only time Maru doesn't pass is when she failed groundwork or failed recovery and she is dead anyway.She only needs to die fast because of dominator. So I can't use any mile uma, its Grass or Tachyon. I could try Grass to see if I can do a low stam career to see if that works though.
>>543932760I switched my leo parent for just a random ass 8* stamina rudolf and I'm getting twice the borrows
>>543932746Sorry, almost 250 less I meant.
chanmi... hungry... chanmi... hungry...
>>543931690>once again I fell for a secretly dangerous umaWhat is my major malfunction?
>>543913490I think I will->>543919906-not
>job in the CM rooms here>somehow win finals anyway
>>543933081
>>543933252it means there aren't any /uma/nons in your server
Is this pretty good? What can be improved?First time making a front.
>>543923198>>543923246pets don't want to bang their owners?
>>543933252Same. We're just a bunch of tryhards in here I suppose. If you can actually win consistently in this room that means you're like top 0.1% of all torenas
>>543933041you like the sweet and cunning gap moe
i realized today why i'm not attracted to special weekit's because her head too closely resembles the head of a penis
>>543933464What are you making her for? Regardless, all fronts need to inherit angling and scheming to stay competitive so rev up those Seiun Sky parents
>>543933464Ideally you want Groundwork with three green skills (that activate) and about 500 more speed
>On Your Left activates>barely acceleratesI'm starting to think forcing this skill is useless for Leo
How are you suppose to win with Doto? If you statmaxx her she ends up sniffing the frontrunners and losing because none of the acceleration procs, if you run a weak one you never manage to overtake anybody and still lose to literally every other uma.
>>543933326
>>543933775You pulled Doto to win with her...?
oguri goated? with the sauce?
So will Nice Nature replace Haru to take the most-used-sticker title?
Is it harassment to sniff your trainee?
>>543933907it's not a good morning sticker so....
>>543933907>hip hip mun
>>543933738I gave up on forcing it in Cancer and now I'm just happy if I can get Slick Surge from inspiration
>>543933907Hey
>>543933775If there is 1 front runner, you should be on their heels going into the final corner. If there's more than 1, overtake the dead one.You could also make your own that dies at just the right time if you really want to sacrifice a slot to optimize it.
>>543933907>cute 'n' funny
>>543933534That makes sense
>>543933907bakushin MUST be used while requesting sprint shoes or i will NOT donate to you
s-sir... your doto failed to overtake anyone and did absolutely nothing again
>>543933907mambo
>>543933738This is the one thing Nice Nature Wit glazers miss. The skill is ass.
>>543934141You be the judge.
>>543933907Are they going to fix the fucking filters?
>>543933907EI EI ISN'T HIP HIP FUCKING TRANNYLIZERS
So what, no horse boys, all females Do they fuck trainers(me and you) to reproduce?Makes the academy look like it's half a dating ground as its purpose
>>543930387anon are you looking at the picture, there are 4 speed cards and 2 power cards there, where do you think the stamina came from, inspiration only gives 300.Another example with the same deck
>>543934310TSUKAIMA
>>543934119The problem is she can't win if theres 2 or more fronts either, because they actually push each other to make a lead.
Ikuno Dictus washing her foot
>>543934323it also isnt "ei ei"
>>543932760Some guy from my first D rank club still borrows my random ass 9* speed Oguri like 5 times a day. I really need to try and make something better for him
>>543934310That first one is giving off "was a nightmare to localize and keep coherent" vibes.
>>543934526it makes turbo look even more retardedso your milage may vary
yeppers
how do umamusume mares know that ... they are?
>>543934376>Do they fuck trainers(me and you) to reproduce?Not always but there are a number of umas who were born from trainee x trainer relations
My last pair...Taiki...you must get more of them...before it's too
hip hip mun everybody
>>543934463You could make a front blocker. Daiwa Scarlet works. Pump high wit, power, groundwork and midgame skills, but no stamina or recoveries. Should kill all the front runners and give Doto something to pass.
>>543933907One-on-one with Hishi Amazon......
>>543932054>>543932175
>>543933907Oisu~
>>543934953
>fine motion releases right in the middle of the kitasan rerun/christmas oguri/all rate up banner triad so I won't be able to spare the carats to roll for herFuck
>want to make a Fuku ace>not enough sashes for Super Lucky 7Nyoo..
>>543934918Don't you mean Oguri? You ARE running all the dirt races with Oguri-chan, right??
yeppers is the best thing that came out of EN desu
>>543935175
>>543935167you only need 1 copy of FM anyways
>>543933907In what context would you ever use the one-on-one sticker
>>543935175What sashes are you missing, anon?
>>543935007That sounds dangerous...
sakura eyes=rapist
>>543935245>Presence Concealment EX
>>543935167Use THAT for daily pulls then go all out during the all uma banner>>543935191No, I'm using the MIDWESTERN ARYAN QUEEN.
>>543935370K*kkasho
>>543935405Sakura horses don't even have actual sakura eyes, they're all sakura-like flower, the only one with real sakura petal eyes is Urara for some reason
>>543935343sex
/uma/ probably has a higher collective cm winrate than any of the guidefag sloptubers out there
>>543935167just use ze selector ticket bro
>>543934947This is such a cruel joke, she cannot win in any position that isn't 3rd-5th during an extremely tight acceleration phase. Might as well call her a super gambler.
>japanese joke where the idea is that they stupid chicken scratch fonts create like a situation where monkey and jerry are the same word and thats funny haha??Ace Attorney did nothing wrong
>>543935076>>543934953Teio looks really good in the cheerleader outfit
>caught in 4KIt's over /umag/
>>543935305My current plan is to roll to spark on Kitasan's rerun, skip Christmas Oguri, then roll to spark on the all rate up banner and spark Christmas Oguri from thatIf I can get Oguri early then I'll spark Fine Motion instead
>>543935809you literally don't even speak english
>>543935668Above 0? Not a high bar
>>543935809
>>543935530You know what you must do.
>>543935564She's the only one at the Sakura Core stage
>>543931634>MLB Teio>MLB DiaHoly oinker
Pacing and strategies are so gayJust run fastIf you're fast you winIf you're not fast you lose It's that shrimple
>>543936226The GREAT NIG cannot come soon enough
>>543936226Pvp is acceleration game
>>543935809OMOSHROI です
Bros i'm a massive newfag that cant even reach A rank, should i just do careers to level up my cards?
>>543936406are you aware of the fact that you can level up your cards with support points because if you're not then holy fuck
>>543936406sure
>>543936406show your support cards first
>>543936406Yeah having leveled up cards is world changing. So if you don't have enough materials for that, just focus on finishing careers and doing daily missions until you can. If possible, focus on 6 to start with and get those maxed first.
>>543936226Lightstone O how did you even get past the Captcha to post here?
>>543936406Did you reroll for a MLB Kitasan or MLB Creek or MLB Tazuna? Please say yes
>>543936519>you can level up your cards with support pointswhat? you need monies and support points, you cant use one only
>>543935909>Chrono Genesis and Trainer kiss.jpg
>>543935909NYOOOOO DANCHOU I WAS BUSY I SWEAR
>>543934501we only have 3 borrows a day
>>543935909How did such a cute uma end up responsible for raping an entire server?
>>543936519i know but i havent done it yet>>543936563https://litter.catbox.moe/xafoegmhjvlytvyt.png>>543936751i just borrow kitasan
>>543937254>>543937254>>543937254
>>543937071Anon you can literally buy more borrows (5 per day) with the monthly pass...
>>543937260please do it.the ability to level up underleveled cards by using them in careers only exists as a jokeyou are not supposed to do this
>>543937260>Air Shakur
>>543936226Back when I ran track, I did a pace runner strategy and came in last because I was a staminalet and started gassing out about a lap in trying to keep up with all the fast kids
>>543937958should have learned gourmand
>>543916139I want you to be horny too.
>>543935218so hekin' trve
>>543934406Congratz, anon. You can highroll very nicely!!
