Allied units edition >Total War: Warhammer IIITides of Torment trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsEX51KP6U8TWW3 - What's Next: Fixes, Tides of Torment and More: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/80Hotfix 6.3.2: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/79-total-war-warhammer-iii-an-update-on-unit-recruitment-issuesTotal War: WARHAMMER III - Dev Chat 3 - (Aislinn and DLC Changes) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFUm6H-cXkoPatch Notes 6.3: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/78-total-war-warhammer-iii-patch-notes-6-3Patch 6.3 Dev Blog: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/77>Stuff1d6chan: https://1d6chan.miraheze.org/wiki/Total_War_Warhammer/TacticsRoll Charts: https://imgur.com/a/81snQma>Older TitlesSteam: https://store.steampowered.com/franchise/TotalWar-Officialprevious thread: >>543649415
Thanquol soon, friends!
>>543917098Wood elves joining the empire always seem a tad confused.
retarded allies
>play pirate vampires>do bad>hard to aim>get killed by ai>cry>break keyboard >shit diaper>watch square formation tutorial>have fun>win battles>good times>complete campaignhuh
>>543917516why does he have boobs
Festus > Drycha > Vlad > Karl Franz > Khazrak
First for warrior nuns
You know who's a true pirate? Be'lakor. He starts on a island, he has flying, and even a WS shield against ship's cannons. I will be embarking on a piratical adventure with Be'lakor soon, with the mission to take out all the fake undead pirates and NPC factions pretending to be pirates with this fearsome sea reaver and his ship's mates, Festus and Azazel. And also that elf with the carnival mask who buffs the shittiest units ever.
>>543919601Be'lakor starts in Albion, but why is there no Hibernia?
>Warhammer Online have Twitch drops?
So after ToT drops we're officially closing this general, right? No reason for it to exist anymore.
ITS UP!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCNvjwsaDIs
khureshbros...
>>54392320140k! 40k! 40k! REAL MEN USE DAKKA, NOT SPEARS!
Jesus, N'Kari vs High Elves just feels like bullying. What can her unarmored ass even do?
>>543923815>herIt's sure to win because its speed is superior.
>>543923815yeah alarielle melts to your damage dealers its pretty unfair
FEAST ON THE DELIGHTS OF THIS WORLD
>>543917516Guerilla forest fighters would be wasted in the trenches.
>>543923201Why? After ToT we get UwohI mean we get the next DLC, NAGASH!
Dogs of war deconfirmed?
>>543925014Not enough evidence either way.It would be a missed opportunity.
>>543923603In the interview they put out today Rich DID SAY that they are still trying to add the whole world. It is not off the table.
>>543925135*wood of bin
>>543916689>most players are just absolute cavletsI dont understand how they could be? Its a pretty simple formula - shove them in the side or the arse end of something you want gone and let them marinate for about 30 seconds before repeating. Unless they're using them as impromptu line units or something?
>>543925282No
>>543925284legend said cavalry is bad in warhammer
>>543925259>they are still trying to add the whole world. It is not off the table.IND! IND! IND!IND CONFIRMED!
>>543925259I'm pretty sure they meant that they won't add Ind and Khuresh as factions.But ToT still won't expand the map.
>>543925284monstrous inf you can just park on the enemy flank and forget about it. If you're playing VH then you need to constantly watch for the AI sniping your characters, war machines and archers which it does well and relentlessly, you don't have time to babysit cav.
>>543925284Smaller maps and being near useless in sieges make cav unappealing even if you can handle the more intensive micro, which not everyone can, especially when there's other stuff to micro that can get more value like wizards. There's also the problem of 1 model getting stuck in whatever you charged causing the rest of the unit's AI to shit itself, which makes shock cav especially annoying to use.
>>543925729>kingdom>kingDOMits KINGDOMSMULTIPLE ONESFUCKING LORELETS
>>543923815Spread wide.
Farting ogres
>saurus magic users>I hate AoS sooo muchBut Kroq-Gar has always been a spellcaster
>>543925729>Claming the elves colonies of Tor Elasor, Tower of the Sun and Tower of the Stars as part on Ind
>>543928738I mean, lore wise the lands are of Ind.Like how Dawn's Landing is part of the southlands.
>>543928738isn't it just about the geography?
So, Ind is 100% gonna be expanded into for ToT, which is why they took a year to make it.Aislinn will start on the Colonies, Dechala will start in northern Ind, and Sayl will start just south of Fu Hung, right?
>>543929951Lol, lmao. The map will stay the same.
>>543929951CorrectAlso we're getting FLC monkey king thanquol pygmies and my waifu
>>543923603Koreshbros...we might still make it
>>543929951>So, Ind is 100% gonna be expanded into for ToT, which is why they took a year to make it.
>>543923815xhe is fast as fuck and crunches units. nkari can be anywhere and flank before the enemy gets into formation hes literally the prussia unit
Dawii bros ....
What do they call Crypt Ghouls in the Italian localization? Gli capocolli! Ohhh eyyy!
>>543925284your average tw player plays at like 8 apm and struggles to do anything more than arrange his army into 2 lines and right click on the enemy. actively controlling cav units is asking too much when they can barely manage to keep their heroes alive as it is.
The elven colonies have such pretty names>Fortress of Dusk>Fortress of Dawn>Tower of Stars and Tower of the Sun>Tower of the rising sun and setting moon (Tor Elithis)And then there's>Calth.
>>543930818>Why doesn't Heinrich simply eat the Bretonnians?
>>543925729What is Erebor doing out on an island there? I don't remember Bilbo taking a boat over the sea.
>>543928738No-one gives a shit about High Elves, they're the most generic milque-toast faction there is.
>>543931501Bet they sound even better in Elvish.
All the people who've been posting their hypothetical Total Wars got me to thinking, and it may sound pretty crazy, but what if they made a Total War game about Rome?Could it work?
>>543931501Calith.
>>543932708wrong script
>>543933171Nah, that's just silly.
>>543933523Is that warhammer elvish? It looks terrible.
>>543933270Whats in the Eastern Steppes? Chaos Chengis Khan?
>>543934280Definitely-not-Mongols, of both human and hobgoblin variety.
>>543934280>Chaos Chengis Khan?ZHATAN DA BRAAAJ!
i never got what's the difference between a gob and a hob gob. and don't give me the retarded shit the japs think it is.
>>543934957Hobs be taller and smarter.
>>543934957We'z gobbos
>>543934957OkayIn Warhammer, absolutely nothing. The Hobgobs are just Gobs that allied with the Chorfs. They're a tad more backstabby but that's all.In Normal fantasy, Hobgobs tend to be a different color, taller, smarter, stronger, and rare.
>>543934957Hard to blame you for being confused. The way they are represented in-game is lazier than mod-tier and there is no clear difference.Hobgoblins are another species of greenskins that are bigger and smarter and more independent, and just better overall.
It feels good to upgrade your frontline units to the next tier.
>>543935790>Upgrade dreadspears to black guard>They now die to enemy rangedYeah... Feels good...
>>543935765>>543935275Who to believe?
>>543936035I mean... they can both be true.Since they allied the chorfs, they got bigger, stronger, smarter, and more independent.
>>543936035They're represented as normal goblins in an illustration in the Tamurkhan book where they try to make the Chorfs marketable by squatting all of their unique traits and making them smaller WoC + Greenskins. They have since gotten new proper hobgob-looking models for Bloodbowl and The Old World (iirc).
We need another shielded halberd unit but this time they also have a ranged weapon.
>>543936578My chaff surrounds and kills it cost effectively
flying peasants of ze lady
Are all greenskins just different branches from the same ancestor? Goblins evolved to be goblins by being weak and craven, orcs evolved to be orcs by being strong and dumb, hobgoblins evolved to be hobgoblins because by being put in a caste, etc?
>>543937042Uh...Greenskins are mushrooms. Even in WHfantasy
Have history fans ever recovered?
>>543937135mushrooms undergo evolution just like everything else
what about trolls? are they just trolling with whatever is convinient or are they racially close to some faction?
THE PIRATE KING
>>543917098Tell me about the Empire man's multiple generation non-human or halfling races and if any of them should be playable by means other than alliance recruitment?
>>543937898We love the Kraken Lord here.
>>543937971>Tell me about the Empire man's multiple generation non-human or halfling racesthey suck> if any of them should be playable by means other than alliance recruitment?no
>>543937735They uh... Well they're a lot like bears. They are found pretty much everywhere (I mean in lore there's even trolls in Lustria, and the Sea), Throgg is the smartest after being blessed by the chaos gods (hence why he's allied to them), but they tend to work mostly with Greenskins.In all honesty they have a similar disposition to Ogres, working with whoever can promise them the best food, however they're dumber than Ogres.
>>543937735They eat their enemies
>>543938095They have an actual rule on the tabletop for stupidity, where enough roll an rng table to see what they will do.Cold ones and Kroxigors suffered from the same rule
>>543938412Ah, so they should feral like Cold Ones (as should Krox)
Is there a way I can see what the skilltrees of the recruitable lords are before I actually buy them?
Why would we play Medieval 3 when we already have Rome 2?
>>543939057Save and reload
>>543938529It's different from the way it works in game.Sometimes they just wander off or sit down and refuse orders.The reasons for putting Krox in unites of Skinks is because the skins had a special rule where they could act as tard wranglers.
Okay Golgfag's campaign has gotten boring, I can't tell if it's the AI fuckery that's making the factions that I have contracts for camp, or if the AI is aware of mercenary contracts to begin withShould I start over and do a migration campaign to another continent? Old world around Kislev is a shitshow, taking recommendations
So they made another blog for the next hitfix. Good communications.That said, you can smell the defeat in it. The team left on WH3 is so fucking shot. Not even a ‘I hate CA’ post again. Like, I actually feel bad for the maybe dozen or so individuals they left the game with. Crucified by the community and surely drawing the ire of corporate for ‘why the fuck are they review bombing again? Why is the dlc late again?’They really got dealt a shit hand with no further assistance.
>>543940253>I can't tell if it's the AI fuckery that's making the factions that I have contracts for campyou're saying the AI can make factions around you flamboyantly gay?
>>543940559They were absolutely set up to fail.It's a shame because some of the changes they've done, like the item and trait stuff, or the file size cut or the loading reduction, I really liked.
>>543940928Agreed. The Hungarians or w/e sofia guys are do good work, but the perdiferious British stab them in the back constantly,
40k inbound!
>>543933523
what's the 40k equivalent to the Ogre Kingdoms?
>>543934280> Chaos Chengis Khan?
>>543941607Ogryn. Hope you like forrest gump le heckin wholesomearino imperium fren slop.
>>543940808
>>543941792No uh...I was meaning the "Merc for hire, work for anyone" faction
>>543941894lol nope
>>543939057https://totalwarhammerplanner.com/planner/vanilla3/grn_greenskins/wh_main_skill_node_set_grn_goblin_great_shaman
>>543941981No dogs of war for 40k?gay
>>543942000Oh, nice, the site even supports the mods I'm using! Thanks anon!
>>543941894The Tau best friend that chicken people they won't fight for just anyone but they'll do mercenary work and are the nicest cannibals you can ever find in Warhammer or the nicest sentient aliens you can find in 40K.
>>543942761Oh yeah, I forgot Kroot are technically independent, they just commonly work for the Tau.They even eat anything like the Ogres
Wood Elves sound more awful the more I learn about them. Is Drycha actually morally correct?
>>543943414Yes, it's always correct to slaughter elves.
>>543941853no, not before 4
>>543943414Wood elves are the most evil of the Warhammer elves.
>worshipping a bear
>>543943414 She's not going to just stop at the wood elves the more so get revenge the more so fucking up by going bigger. But to be fair the king of the forest really should not be doing the wild Hunt against good guy factions .
>>543943414wood elves aren't that bad just leave them alone and don't mind their silly hunts or whatever
Can someone explain to me how this works and what relation it has to why you would want to use the Channeling stance for your army? I've honestly never really paid much attention to it.
>have skavenslave shit stack but the lord leveled a bit>Recruit new lord to give the shitstack to so I can give the older lord a real army>lose loyaltyNIGGA IM REWARDING YOU RETARD
>>543944858It's the storage you pull power from overtime on the battlefield. If you have the minimum (20), you'll only have 20 power to use for the entire battle no matter how long you wait unless you have one of the limited ways to generate more mid fight.
Damnit Queek fuck off, bet bloody Belegar turns up next turn and all, just to round out the crew. Maybe one of them can attack the thing first and save me some casualties?
>>543944858You know how winds of magic works in battle I assume? You have a total pool that trickles into a usuable pool for casting. What you have there is your max pool for that army on a per battle basis. It is at 100 winds of magic. If that bar was empty, you would only have a max pool of 20 winds for a battle. It is only a positive to have that full, especially as monogod races who get extra benefit from being above 80.Various item skills and techs can raise the roof and floor of those values.
>>543945130>>543945245Is it per province? Per army?
>>543945339Each army has their own.Each province has a winds of power, which is how it affects the bar (grey is - Winds from bar, light blue is neutral, and blue blue/blowing is filling)
can you pet ursun?
>>543945339Per army. It can go up or down depending on that status of the winds of magic in the province that the army is in.
>>543945130>>543945245>>543945476>>543945634Thanks, so when its low and you have wizards in the army you want to Channel so you can blow your load a couple more times in battle? If 100 is the absolute max, it really puts those 25+ magic spells into perspective.
>>543945730You wanna channel it to 60-80 or higher, yes.Remember to ALWAYS take that one perk that gives a +5, as that means the minimum can only ever be 25, and the max is 105.
>>543945730Yes. Wizards heroes also tend to have stackable skills that let you increase your max capacity and your conversion rate from reserve to active power.
Boris Todbringer, himself!
>>543945523you can, but only at night else you get yourself burned
What did CA mean by this?
>>543946443Bulgarian team, don't mind grammer errors
>Talk about TWW1>Only shows arts from or TWW1 gameplay>Use this when talking about Beastmen DLChttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFvtYXcy7BU
>>543946647Are you implying that these could be potential Beastmen units?
>>543919450>tfw no onnamusha gf
>>543946647Forgot timestamphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFvtYXcy7BU&t=785
the Lady wills it
>>543949281is that the bretonian summer uniform?
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3240450636
Why is Aspiring Champions only for Chaos Undivided?
>>543949568yeah
FUCK CHEATSFUCK CHEATERSFUCK CHEATMAKERS
>>543950271cute twink you got there
>>543950252Monogods seem to now be getting their own form of Champions.Khorne got Wrathmongers and Slaanesh is getting those Snake people with dual swords.Nurgle will get some alongside the End Times DLC.Maybe Tzeentch will get their champions in an FLC or Egrimm DLC.
>>543950369That's a french personTheir women look like that.The only twinks you find is Sigvald - https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2859008830
>>543917098 Considering the weight of her boobs has she been trained to take those into consideration when she makes her attack like the swordmasters of the High Elves take into account the weight of their eyelashes? I am not joking High Elves can take the weight of the eyelashes into account when they attack.
>>543950539Nurgle got some in Thrones of Delay, the Maggot Riders.
>>543950786I apologize for being retarded, I meant Rot Knights.
Gun units suck because line of sight is fucking stupid
>>543951773Druchii! Say the line!
>>543951891TERROR OF THE DEEP!
>>543951773No
>>543947276based
>>543951773Have you tried using hills and placing your gun units high on the hill with your line holders low on the hillor the other way around, just with your foes charging down the hill
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>>543952270>>543952801>>543952861>In 2025?
k
>>543953118Si
I was actually trying to make Darkshards but you guys had other ideas.Our only hope for future content is for these solo lord DLCs to perform well and then pray that CA makes one for the Dark Elves. It is unjust that our wayward brothers on Ulthuan get a DLC and rework whilst we are left with nothing.
>>543953507I don't want them to touch the Druchii. Tomb Kings were ruined by their last update, they were fine and now they're just another mindless faceroll faction.
druchii
>>543954414They were fine in WH2 and they already touched them when IE came out in 3 and made them worse.
>>543953391Tiktaq'to should get his rocks off on Be'lakor like Trump drops shit on protesters
im bored
>>543954846I can't decipher what you just said
>>543950252So they can sell (you) another Warriors of Chaos DLC with 4 marked Aspiring Champions units (also available for their respective mono-god faction).
BrucknerJust another killer
>>543950539>>543955427Is it a good idea to turn Aspiring Champions into Chaos Spawns?
>>543956431I think that only exists as a meme/roleplay option.Short answer: No, it is not a good idea.
>>543947123Not necessarily, but it seems they had concepts for Beastmen of Nurgle fas soon asTWW1
40k is a reality.It's coming.
Did you know that CA spent years developing Three Kingdoms 2?
>The sheer amount of unnecessary violence and the casual normalization of systemic abuse in this story makes it clear where the author's sick sympathies lie. You've managed to make the most empathetic characters into cold, brutal agents of state power. This is the kind of garbage that radicalizes people. You are promoting a hateful, destructive political ideology, and I hope you get banned for this trash, you idiot.Alright, which one of yous wrote this on my gay Gor-Rok fapfic?
>>543956950THAT'S 6 KINGDOMS!?
>>543956834No, Warhammer 40k (often abbreviated as 40k) is not real. It's a fictional science fantasy universe created by Games Workshop, a British company, as a tabletop miniature wargame launched in 1987 with Rogue Trader (its first edition). The setting is explicitly described as "Gothic science fantasy," featuring elements like Space Marines, Orks, Tyranids, Chaos Gods, and the Imperium of Man in a grimdark far-future galaxy—purely invented for gaming, novels, video games, and media.
>>543956978>gay liggers are also genocidal naziswe knew that already doe
>>543956431No.until they add Giga Spawns of Khorne/Nurgle/Slaanesh/Tzeentch and let you evolve your Spawns
>>543957273thx jippity
I thought this dude was supposed to be easy wtf
>>543957459>Tamurkhan the Faggotlordit was a different time
>>543957339We have giga Khorne and Tzeench ones.Slaughterbrutes and Vortex Beasts
Poor gobbos arent built for sieges.
LolLmao
>>543956978link?
>>54395727340k is a historical genre.
>>543944274>the more so get revenge the more so fucking up by going biggerdon't drink an post
>>543958321https://archiveofourown.org/comments/1021601941
Aside from it giving your ally a better garrison, is there any reason to put outposts on allies of the same faction as yourself? Does it do anything useful?
>>543956834>just trust me bro
>>543959232Yes. Ally recruitment is separate from local recruitment, so you can finish recruiting a stack faster. You can also use it in provinces where you don't have those recruitment buildings. And sometimes you might get access to a unit you haven't made the building for yet.
>>543957619I was more thinking like marked Chaos Spawns.
>>543960109Fair enough, however I doubt we'll ever get them.I think stuff like the Slaughterbrute and Vortex Beasts are the extent of what we'll get.
>>543956834I was thinking how badly CA fucked up doing chariot mechanics and how they'd fuck up small arms tactics. So funnily enough that actually made me realize yes they WILL do 40kTW. Because they'll fuck it up - but they'll do it! This isnt' even being faceitious or satirical I honestly did think "Yeah they'll do it - they'll do it clumsily but they'll do it" when I realized that.>>543956978Quit worrying what faggots think about your writing. Even if you're writing faggotry. There is nothing as lowly as the censorious "That's bad fiction reeee ban it ban ban it". Straight up infantilized cocksuckers who need fiction to mollycoddle them. I can guarantee you however vile and disgusting your writing was you made more people happy who've read it than mad.
never doing that shit again - tree elfs are so boring
>>543960583>Quit worrying what faggots think about your writing.It's (likely) a joke review but cheers friend.
>>543958715based
>>543960301>>543960109SFO has Bloodbeasts instead of Marked Spawn for Khorne, the other 3 Chaos factions get Marked Spawn.
What Troy faction has stronger armies than heroes?
>1-3 Wurzzag>4-6 Belegar>7-9 Durthu>0 Play different gameRolling
>>543961606Why is Karak Eight Peaks so popular anyways? It's full of rats and gobbos, who'd want it back
>>543960595Hah... yeah...It was my first one, I still return to drycha every few months.
>>543960301>>543961160Bloodbeasts are from OoD DLC.Actually only the Firewyrms are not yet in game.
After TW:40K releases how long will it take CA to add Black Templars?
>>543961606>>543961772From tallest peak to deepest tunnel, Karak Eight Peaks will be free
>>543961874I play Drycha once or twice per year, too! Feels good to rip and tear those Vampires and Empire men with frenzied tree people.
>>543954710>Get rid of the slavery mechanic and give it to the chorfsI'm glad the chorfs got it, they're my favorite faction but it's still a bummer. I wish I could get into which elves and sisters of slaughter more when I played druchii cuz the druchii are neat otherwise (Also shades needed more visual variety there's like 4-5 fucking shade units I swear) but they felt like an inelegant option.Or well, sos did because they are the tankier ones - but it felt like anyone I fought would have ranged to butcher them except what, Khorne? With who elves I realized after watching the AI with Daemonettes that they would work well as more dexterous cavalry. Since cavalry are clunky as shit in WH and if the unit has spears even charged in the rear they'll bite back. But daemonettes or where elves can just go in and laugh at the spearelfii.>>543946443Their pronouns are gol and faggot.
>>543962195I actually have a mod that makes her replace the spirits of Shanghai or whatever the Cathay welves are. Considering it's the forest spirit temple one, I feel it's fitting.But yeah, I love her purple people trees
>>543962365also, sexy tree
Who will the starting LLs be for TW40K?
Would Drycha rather fuck Coeddil or Durthu?
>>543962502A very tall dude in a power armour(blue)A very tall dude in a power armour(green)A very tall dude in a power armour(red)A very tall dude in a power armour(black)
>>543962685She would prefer Adanhu
>>543961973Okay just ignoring the anti-migraine sentiment in this Drawing how are the dwarves migrants when they actually live there and build the place in the first place?
>>543962685Why not both?
>>543962725How tall? Are we talking like 6'4'' tall or 8'4'' tall?
>>543961772It's the second greatest dwarf hold, even if it's in disrepair, it's got a very significant surface settlement presence which obviously helps with trade and diplomacy with the humans but also means K8P has some of the best pastures and farms in the Karaz Ankor, it's got immense quantities of silver in it's mines, and flat out it's just Belegar's home and of course he fucking wants it back.Also there's some fucked up shit going on in the tombs because the skaven keep throwing warpstone in there for fun so you've got all kinds of gross mutants that disturb the tombs of the ancestors and the warpstone reanimates them as ghosts.
>>543963085Idk man i dont know much about 40shit.
>>543960929Yeh. It would be silly for me to compare your or my smut writing to something like the prophet Tolkien peace be upon him but my thinking arose from reading about his haters and some scowling 2deep4u faggot who shit on him back in the day and was a famous literary credit. Nobody remembers him worth a damn today, I only remember him because he was such a little bitch. Gor-Rok and his Giant Cok #27 the big booty bitches of naggarond isn't going to be memorialized for 100 years but the principle is the same. You gave someone(s) a good goon, versus someone who can't create only criticize.>>543962502Presumably Rouboute and Smurfs for the Spess Mehreens, the rest I am not sure of though off the last lore I heard of if Chaos marines (their name is a very unfortunate acronym innit) are included then death guard.
>>543962685Durthu is the bad boy treeman she desires, Coeddil is the treeman she settled for
Just a little observation:I have been play Rome 2: Rise of the Republic as Rome and I have found that my units seem pretty damn good. Hastati don't exist and we have to make do with Roman Light Hoplite but they have higher armour and morale then our nearby enemies. Even before their prime, Romans are still more than pulling their weight.Additional point: Hammer and anvil works really well in this campaign. Getting hundreds of kill on my Equites reminds me of the Attila days.
>>543963575I need to try it one of these days. R2 just stays tainted for me I forget if I sent the stuff I made for ROTR to DEI before I left TWC or not back in the day but that 4th century is really a golden option of faction variety. Italy's really just "classical greece but even more fun for fighting"
>>543962725Chills. I can't wait, bros.
>>543963017huh, where does it say the dwarves are migrants?
>>543956978my image reposted :^]
>>543963017>migraine is actually good for youyeah, it keeps me from playing video games
>>543964105 I couldn't have my computer read it to me so I missed out the wood midget for migrant still rude but a bit comedic but still kind of offensive too legitimate ghetto people well on the subject do people with dwarfism actually exist in the world of Warhammer who and they got mistaken for dwarves or halflings?
>>543964534elfbait
>>543964534That and this is the only way I can commemorate the ratfag schizo
why does penis have dick in my total war game
>>543965396>t.
>>543966386
all hail horned ratfag
all hail, horny fag-fag
thread forum belong to skaven rats yes yes
The rats are getting uppity again. Is an Errantry War in order, milord?
>>543968371the horned rat looks like that?
Ratbros.....................
Help me name my heroic kitty. Without that fucking snow leopard charging into 6 units and keeping them blobbed up while the rest marched to my pulled back line, I would have lost. And damn if she didn't live through it long enough to chase some units down too.
>>543969329Pumba
From Mouthains to the Sea, The Empire Will be Free
Killing the opposing lord reduces enemy leadership by 10.
>>543969329Tzarina Catarin
>>543969329taking that fucking settlement capital on turn 2 is a pain in the ass i usually just build some units until the cunt leaves
>>543967336>>543967594
>>543969329>she
>>543969624killing the lord inflicts a permenant -10 debuff and a temporary -30Making the opposing lord retreat does the same -30, but they will eventually lose the debuff not keeping the -10
>hehe you've fallen into my trap, now I'll spawn right behind your army by myself and AAIEIEEEEEAlright these campaign battle got a lot more fun when I realized you could buff your units
>>543971550What did you do with Be'lakor?
>>543971550beyond my comprehension
Does the DLSS line in the script preferences actually do anything?
how i shoot arrow as khorne
>>543971550Kek didn't even take down a single knight with him>>543971863Well keeping him is better than a lame campaign buff especially when you've already beaten the main quest. Not that I'm interested in continuing, I'm done with this one.Alright now some IE. Played all these in WH2 years ago but it's been long enough. VC, liggers, or kangs? Had plenty of ranged now for some melee blobs and/or monsters
>>543970626isn't it -8 and -16?
>>543972459>kangsWhat faction is this referring to?
>>543972602Tomb Kangs
Beastbros are going to eat good in Hotifix 6.3.8.5.4 beta (proving ground) !
Frozenfix
Delayfix
Total War: Disney Princesses
pivot to delay
>>543950652>I am not joking High Elves can take the weight of the eyelashes into account when they attack.I thought that level of autism was only for 40k elves, not fantasy ones
>>543917098>here's you 90 armour unit bro
Playing gobbos is absolutely draining, pure micromanagement hell all the time in battle. I find myself autoresolving battles instead of fighting them a lot, perhaps Gobbos are not for me. Mind you, those Night Goblin Fanatics sure do fuck shit up when you get the enemy bunched up just right...
>>543975707>I am not joking High Elves can take the weight of the eyelashes into account when they attack.Dodge this knife-ear.
>>543976653orcs are better
>>543950652Their long lives only and the resulting expertise only makes it even more embarrassing when they lose.
Alright I decided on ligger Hitler. I see they removed the rampage passive from Saurus, that's nice. Hopefully some elf takes the SoK so I can steal it
>>543923815you can conquer all of ulthuan just with n'kari
>>543919601How goes the Piratical Adventure? Any Rival Pirates crushed yet?
>>543950652They're so goddamn weak that they're weighed down by their own fucking eyelashes and have to compensate for them?
can I just use one of the github automatic creamapi installers or do I have to prowl cs rin ru manually for this?
>>543980962yes
>>543980962I just used something I found on the cs rin thread for WH3. Worked perfectly
>>543972080I grabbed that lossless program for 7 smackers on steam if it doesn't. It werks, but my CPU is old as balls so I just go to 70-80 fps instead of 30s. So far I hadn't noticed artifacting.
My dumbass forgot to use the rites first FUCK. Would've been much easier. I always forget about that stuff
>>543983893>>543977759>twggers just openly cheating nowsad
on /twg/, the white pixel is literally the exact same thing as the yellow star that jews in nazi germany had to wear. it sickens me.
>>543939057https://totalwarhammerplanner.com/
>>543985830>admitting he's jewish
>>543923942Alarielle literally hard-counters N'karii by providing magic attacks to all the archers around her
>>543923942>>543987109That's why your first move in the campaign should be to rape the everqueen
>>543987109nkari is immune to arrows
>be playing immortal empires >get notification that a vermintide may be coming>fuckyes.wav>I'm playing as skaven (Skryre) proceed to pull the most skaven move and shitdick the friendly, currently allied pirates of sartosa and nagash>they're at war with pestilens, surely this will bridge the gap as we rat them from both ends>vermintide declared>I'm left out of this vermintide and one of its enemiesMassively disappointing (yes I'm somewhat new to the game)
>>543988057afaik, there's an option that lets you join the endgame crisis, if it is your factions that do it.
>>543988057endgame crisis is almost always badthere's a couple of unique mechanics like chaos dwarfs make tunnels you can travel through and empire get some unique characters from ubersreik if it's skaven crisis
>>543942000Is this busted or am I retarded? The stats panel numbers aren't changing when I select the skills
>>543985245Nooo they're only QoL and graphical mods noooo
>>543985245>he doesn't understand the joy of modularity
>sit back like a sissy>lose>charge the fuckers>winkek elfsissies can't handle being charged
>>543990540>w-what do you mean 'you won't eat it'
>>543985830the white pixel is a mark of functional brain capacity
>>543991913>yooooo my man Dimetrius what if we heated to oil to fucking 300c and dumped frozen shit into it!
Khorne would be unbeatable if all their units weren't so fucking big and easy to shoot
>>543991913>grom's_cauldron.webm
Why were people crying about kislev in the last thread, these fuckers have 0 morale
>>543972459cunts are the sameliggers got changed not too long ago, but I haven't played with themkangz are so strong I found it boring when I tried a Khalida campaign.
i like the funny nicknames. is there a slur for every race?
>>543973782When the raaroo AI gets released everyone will know true fear.
Holy shitHop on dude
>>543995713Alright let's ride. Hang tight
This was probably the roughest win yet, liggers are tough
>>543996463are you doing skirmishes or does karl have a teleporter now?
>>543996681Karl always had a teleporter, summon le elector counts XDDD
What is this meme ass item
>>543997132>item has red effect>never use itsimple as
>>543997132the 1% is actually your survival rate for this shit
>>543997132what are these so-called "powerful unique traits"? are they even good or is it just some shit like +3 md and 5 spell resistance
>>543993129>2559x1599
>>543997548pretty good for a ungabunga hero
>>543997805>>543997548>>543997132i wouldn't even bother submitting a one man doomstack to legend without this trait
>>543997584Had to keep it below 4mb somehow anon
>>543997805yeah that's fine, I'll allow it
>>543997805>>543997132I guess it'd be good once he gets the big dino mount. Let's gamble his life, we can always spawn more.
>>543998203rip skank
>>543998203just save scum if he dies, you are already cheating
>>543998203Don't give it to a non-immortal character, it's lost upon death
Is there a way to get married and have sex in thiss game?
>>544001450yeah that's basically the only thing you do when you play as the dawi
>>544001450wrong thread, you are looking for any gay ERP thread in /trash/
>>544001450>thissshow your medussi
>>544001563>>544001576>>544001673hello. can you get a girlfriend or this is a mod in the game?
every time the autist gets mad he starts spamming his porn addiction and gay ERP fantasies
>>544001976Why are liggers like this?
>>544002063ive noticed it always happens when someone mentions legendmention legend, gay porn ERP starts up like clockwork
Legend says that he's still raiding the empty ruin of Estragon to this day
>>544001976i have girlfriend my buddy anon
>>544001450Play Warsword Conquest
1-2 drycha3-4 n'kari5-6 vlad7-8 repantsu7-9 wurrzagrolan
>break siege to reposition armies>lose blessing of the lady
>ai forced march 3 armies to settlement>besieges with 4th>sally out and crush the army before reinforcements arrive>all armies get wipedlmao
that can't be good
>>544003141I dont want to buy mountain blade
Bros what is that skull with wings on the centerThat doesn't look like anything from fantasy...
>>544006857it's that one digimon, that evolves into the slutty angel
>>544006857nice try legendfagliterally 0% chance that 40k TW will be made, it literally cannot work as a TW gamethe next fantasy title will be LOTR, AoS or Star Wars
>>544007537>Star WarsYidsney will force them to include sequelshit so it's basically dead on arrival
>>544003141I remember that courting didn't work last time I playedsame in the old realms
>>544008385It works for me, I got married to Gor-Rok one time.
>>544009245
>>544006857>Imperialis in the very middlethis had to be intentional
CA's biggest mistake was changing the title order.Rome: Total War. That was a bold, iconic title. That was the kind of title you could march into Gaul with and leave the land soaked in Gallic blood. From the moment you heard it you knew that you were brothers on a quest that had no end, only adventure.Compare it to Total War: Rome. It's limp. Flaccid. If it gave you a full plate of breakfast with bacon and eggs you'd stand up and punch it in the face. The only things it can inspire are loathing and contempt. It shows that we are living in an age of great sorrow.
>>544012218Wrong, that was the best changeNow everything is organized neatly, as it should be
This + Total War 40K and Space marine 3 = 40Kfags are eating good next two years.
>>544012218I agree even though this is probably a comment you copied off reddit.>>544014127dark heresy is wokeslop, boltgun is retrooner pixelshit, DoW 4 is being made by a completely random slop studio although I admit the footage released so far looks promising, Mechanicus 2 I forget but I saw some controversy about it being a downgrade from the first game.
>>544014127from the demo, mechanicus 2 will be good for the most part. dark heresy will probably need at least a year to be properly patched up.
>>544014336>dark heresy is wokeslopNah. Owlcat was good with Rogue Trader, them having a black chick in it isn't woke (plus they have 5-6 more unrevealed companions so you don't even have to take her), they don't push any woke messaging, there have always been negros in 40K see DoW1. There was wokeshit in their Pathfinder games, but that was due to the adventure path writing from Paizo.
To make TW: 40K work, we will need female primarchs and female space marines.
>>544014729thankfully i got rid of that nigger the second the option was availablei actually dropped that game in commoragh because it was dogshit thoughever
>>544014336>>544014729samefag forgot to reply to the others>boltgun is retrooner pixelshitGood for the target audience though, not pesonally a fan either>DoW 4 is being made by a completely random slop studio although I admit the footage released so far looks promising, Yeah the footage looks good, these are the iron harvest devs that learned a lot from their mistakes with that game so I'd say chances are decent that it's good>Mechanicus 2 I forget but I saw some controversy about it being a downgrade from the first game.I wouldn't say downgrade just different, seems like you will have more leaders and customization thoughIn first game you played with a squad of highly customizable tech priests that could call insome minions for reinforcements, now it's mostly 1 leader + minions, much more focus on them. Idk will there be bigger battles with multiple leaders, the demo was fun. Plus you can play as Necrons as well>>544014914Eh I liked, I thought Idira was fine after she fixed herself from her alchoholism and warp spergout, liked her and argenta's enemy to frendship arc. Though wouldn't call her DEI since the game doesn't push her onto you and gives you ample reason in the plot to kill her and several opportunities.
I don't care about Mechanicus 2 gameplay, I just want the soundtrack
Will Total War 40K be able to outsell Space Marine 2 if it's good?
>>544016302With the amount of bugs we can expect from CA? definitely not.
>40k literally confirmedDoubters?
dumb frenchies
>>544016593erm...w-what are those last two units...
>>544016593>losing anything thereBAD
now what? when are they releasing more factions?
>>544016593What type of name is "Sir Tyreweld"? Man belongs in an alloy wheel repair shop not out fighting daemons.
>>544018039CHEEEEVIEEESI MUST HAVE MORE CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIEEEEEEEEES
>>544018039>>544018282>unlocks all ur cheevos with a modwhat now cuck?
>>544018039Now you do what a better man would do and slit your throat you worthless dogfucker
>>544018282i like them ythey give me something to focus on when playing>>544018382u do u anon
>138/138
>>544018868Which skaven lord is this?
>>544017445uhh... *delets harddrive*
>>544019032that's a dawizharr
We are starving to death.
After all why not? Why shouldn't I conscript Beastmen?
>>543956834Oh yeah. 40k is coming for reals.https://youtu.be/Et2ae0kjmJM?si=0an3CYWRftdt7B5c
>>544020043empirebros, they will take our women...
>>544020470Good god, its less than 25 seconds into the video and I've had to pause it to take a break. How do people watch this shit? Is this guy popular, he has a quarter of a million subscribers ffs?
>>544020470valrak has literally spoken to someone playtesting 40k, of course it's coming
>>544020470I decided to take the bait and click the link. How does anyone take this man seriously? He is soi personified.
>>544020043>meanwhile at the herdstone>a bunch of bretonian and empire men and women>throwing poop and shouting raa roo
>sissies of avelorn only do 2 more points of damage than darkshartstruly sharts are the most powerful race
>>544020879>He is soi personified.And we are talking about soihammer, who would you trust more?
>>544021102Legend, but he will no longer be with us soon.
>>544021102It's hard to trust someone that triggers your fight or flight reaponse.
>>544021210Have faith fellow legendhead.He will be back for 40k. Trust the plan.
>>544021419but the plan is retirement
ngl ursun kinda cute frWHOS A GOOD BEAR DOGWHO? YOUYOU ARE A GOOD BEAR DOG
>>543942000That picture is anti-Semitic.
>>544020879Because he's often right.
>>544020879I mean... Soitek is a thing.
>>544023313sotek was always a lolcow
ARBAAL THE UND-ACK
>>544023576And yet people listen to him
>>544023765"people" listen to himit must be the same "people" that listen to valrak
>>544023650ostankya is basically cheating, put that one on the dangerous single entity and put a bunch of the spreading virus ones on their good units and just camp in a forest and wait for them to arrive with half their hp gone
>>544020470IT'S SATURDEH
>>544023650Good job anon! Surely you didn't use cheats to confederate with Kostaltyn on turn 2, right? Right??
>>544025092>if i dont know how to do it, its cheating!loser energyyes it took me an hour but i did it on turn 2 without cheats
why do gunners charge instead of aiming slightly higher when theyre obstructed
>>544025272exploiting game mechanics is cheating
>>544025407>no idea how i did it>i-its probably an exploit
>>544025372>run up to wall>point up>the bullets arc down eventually Elves outplayed
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>544025591enlighten me
>>544025786AAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEE
I would love if the battles were turn based instead of rtwp. The units all had flanks and turning radius, and movement distances. If the combat in the total war games basically resembled the gameplay of the warhammer fantasy tabletop, I would be in heaven. Is this something that can be done through modding, or am I out of luck?Are there other turn based grand strategy/4x/whatever games?
How the hell am I supposed to be making money as Wood Elves? Just fighting battles and sacking and razing lands all the time?I never remember how to play these fuckers...
>>544026525nice psyop
>>544026525age of wonders
>>544026525Try Age of Wonders 4 instead. The real-time battle is pretty much the core of Total War games.
>>544026525SOVL is a free not-warhammer Turn based game that is like tabletop (slightly different rules than warhammer fantasy tho) https://store.steampowered.com/app/1870300/SOVL_Fantasy_Warfare/ there is also the Field of Glory seriesI'd like CA to make a secondary turn based mod that emulates TT too
*clicks on them*
>>544027257pvmping
>>544026525>I would love if the battles were turn based instead of rtwp.Join the Warmaster Tabletop Simulator community on Discord, its pretty much exactly what you want.
>>544027257what a SLUT putting jewellery on her feet like that
>>544027257>ToeringsI would 1 v 1 a jabberslythe just to get a whiff of that bros.
>start siege>feels like pulling teeth just to win>exit>reload>auto resolve
>>544026525I wish Battlefield 6 was a 2D platformer
>>544028056This is a /twg/ approved method only if you are past turn 50.
>>544028056use the siege removal cheat
>>544027990The toe rings really sell the image. They are sexy because they highlight the regal nature of her feet. She's not some common wench. She is a woman of magic and class and she puts effort into even the lowest part of her body.It also implies action. I would like to carefully and reverently remove the rings one at a time.
is the enchantress an elf
luthor harkon will murder your LL
>>544028764>I would like to carefully and reverently remove the rings one at a time.With my mouth
>>544029264ofcourse not.
>>544029692yjk
lmao, I have just found out that the Warhammer equivalent of the Mongol Hordes are called "The Hung". I bet they are GW, I bet they are.
>>544030042But it's Hobgobla thoughbeit, they even have their own The Great Khan.
>>544030301>thoughbeit...what? Are you German? Dutch?
>>544030573yes
>>544030573It'd a perfectly cromulent word
>>543956978>gay lizardman smutHoly based
>>544030301Ogres are mongols too. They even have mongolian singing as their theme music
>>544029264maybe
>>544030301I think the Hobgobbos are more like the Turkic or Tartar Khanates? The old 90's Hobgobbo minis were certainly styled on that regions traditional clothing.
>>544030981>Ogres are mongolsAnd their horses?
>>544030981Those fat bastard ride on horses? Thats animal cruelty!
>>544031463Eaten
I think I'll try Beastmen next, I really cant be arsed going back to my Skarsnick playthrough, fuck me managing that many gobbos on the battlefield is just too much. Its extremely depressing when you are concentrating somewhere else and some nerd wizard AoE's a quarter of your army with one spell. Nasty Skulkers are great but fuck me, again, so much fucking micro.
>>544031754the true heirs of chinggis khan..
>>544031848Come, join the herd, anon. RAROO!
>>544031848Play Khazrak first to learn their playstyle. Save up your dreadpoints for moon events to purchase discounted units. DO NOT invest in your shitpiles. They are worthless and pain to defend.
>>544032562>>544032335Thanks for the advice! Their mechanics are certainly a lot different from last time I remember playing them in a previous version of the game.
If you could be painfully killed by any LL, which one would you pick?You can't pick none, otherwise you'll be forcefed Festus's entire cauldron and dropped in boiling blood filled with knives
>>544033371brapped to death by Neastra and Arahan
IT'S UP!https://youtu.be/SCxBU74kPHU?si=CryHcDZR4oQkHFTL
>>544033679Is that all this cunt does is make tier lists?
>>544033679ok now he's just grifting
>>544033679careful, the gay ERP spammer will start up again in a wild rage
>>544033679>This is what quitting looks like
>>544034334he said he was quitting at the end of the year
>>543957459Gotta go faster, the only hard fight is the turn 4(?) knife fight with kholek
>>544033831no in fact tier lists are a small minority of his videos
>>544034443nta but if you watch his streams it's clear that it's not as dead-set as he says in his video about it. Whenever he speaks on it he leaves room for doubt and interpretation, alongside a knowing chuckle. He is either considering not actually quitting, or it is the addict inside him pushing back.Either way saying "I'll just quit in 3 months bro give me some time" is not realistic for someone who spent 12 years doing the same shit. If he quits it needs to be NOW rather than the future.
>>544033371Fey Enchantress and Alarielle
>Legend made a video about how CA killed Total War World War 1
>>544034443Why announce it 3 months earlier then?
>>544026525>all those cunts saying aow4play aow1 instead
>>544034801anyone with triple digit IQ knows he is quitting at the end of this year and waiting for 40k later next yearit's the perfect time to take a break>>544034856because he got shit on by redditors who said he should quit so he gave them what he asked for
Why do people think its going to be Total Warhammer 40,000 instead of Total War: Age of Sigmar in December?
>>544033371Rakarth or Hellebron. Not a sex thing but if i'm gonna die painfully i want it done by experts.
>>544035038valrak said so
>>544035038Because there hasn't been a single indication it will be AoS and multiple leaks that it is 40k.
>>544035038The leaks (that have literally never been correct) say that it's 40k
>>544033371Franz, he'll make it quickI'm waiting for the Miaofag to show up asking to be vored
>>544035227>and multiple leaks that it is 40k.What? A pillow being placed in the wrong place, and some fat grifting bastard saying it will be for clicks? How credible.
>>544035038>Age of Shitmarlmao
>>544035290Great Book of Grudges, Legend and Valrak have all had multiple correct leaks.
>>544035290Valarak's leaks are 99% of the time correct, the only thing that gets wrong are last minute changes
>>544035483>the only thing that gets wrong are last minute changesCop out.
>>544035438>>544035483They've never been correct literally everHaving three seperate videos where you say "It will be lord 1" "It will be lord 2" "it will be lord 3", and a million videos that are NOT correct isnt leaks, that's throwing whatever at the wall and seeing what sticks
