>Elden Ring Tarnished Edition delayed to 2026 https://x.com/ELDENRING/status/1981360180580217143 >Latest Nightreign patch notes https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1024 >How to host 6 players lobbies with seamless coop https://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png >Nightreign official wiki and guides, beginner/advanced tips and tricks https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/elden-ring-nightreign/wiki >Nightlord resistances chart https://files.catbox.moe/e24o74.jpg >Main Information Document https://rentry.org/erpasta >Character Planners https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/ https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit >Interactive Map https://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between >Miscellaneous Nightreign Data https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4 >Group/Multiplayer Password erg Touch Bloodstain: >>543830856
I don't understand the whole incest thing
Wylder need to put his dough into Duchess's tummy
But who turned Boc into a tree?
alright i took my nap, anon wanna play?If not ill just try to get into manta's gamea i guess
the LLTBT RoB drop saved the day
>>543925741im queued up
idc if you blocked me you're an executor one trick who doesn't even parries, so boring to play with
gg horsesorry for greeding the mine at the end there...i really wanted me purple carian slicer
who is blud waffling about
Did you know? 13% of ergers carry over 50% of erg lobbies.
>>543926431Ok but after i try to get into manta's game, i want play with shiftyduck so he'll give me the sissysuck
>>543926618gg horsetried to res you both from outside the mine with my ult, but it didn't workalso have a laugh with this clip from my previous game
>>543926684I want the sissysucc
>>543926742i can't BELIEVE zdrada blocked me
>>543926820Blockers...imagine blocking for a bad gamelike you already fucked up worse when u were born loser!!!!
>>543926618GG, I also wanted a smithing stone for my seal, but the soldier of godrick smacked me in the back of the skull when I went to cast on the troll.
>>543926684You know what they say. You have to fuck a duck for duck fuck luck.
>>543926656cancel this bigot
>>543926897Can't be as bad as you know, every moment of Trish's life?
>>543927009WHO says that... who...
>>543926684got head from a gangsta bitch, call that a shifty suck
>>543926742Meleebabs....
now that the dust has settled, was this okay?
>>543926742'tis alright we stomped him anyway>webmi thought i got the riposte there but nope not allowed!>>543926820>>543926897what brought this about
>>543927568Fuck no
>>543927595its so stupid the way such a massive beast gets knocked out of riposte mode by even the smallest hit. red wolf has the same problem
>>543927595yeah I got upclose to keep R2'ing him during the riposte animation but we got swiftly fucked instead lmao
>>543927595nothing i just haven't seen you in my games in forever
Could your Tarnished ever be as good of a caster as Recluse?
>>543928291this is literally cheating. remove all casters from the game
I’m just going to alt f4 any recluse games going forward. Fuck that recluse here that has broke this stupid mode and make it feel like you’re playing with sneedger
Poor manta!!! Sissysucc please carry!!!
>>543928291give her back her hat retard nigga
>>543928291No. The Nightreign PCs would be the equivalent of boss characters in regular ER. There's no way the Tarnished would beat them in their specialization.
>>543928291i can't see anything when u do that
how many people here actually beat elden ring and sote?>no online summons or spirit summons>no scadutree blessings in sote
>>543928676no one in the elden ring general has beaten elden ring
>>543928597Do you think the ER characters would heightmog the Tarnished like a boss NPC?
>>543928676Why wouldn't you use scadutree? Thats like not levelling up
>>543928636that means its working
apologize
>>543927773smarr indie company preasu understandu>>543927895>nothing i just haven't seen you in my games in foreverwell yeah I haven't queued up in a month until yesterday lol, I likely don't have you blocked and I don't block for losses unless you like actively grief a game multiple times
>>543928676I'm doing a no-summon RL1 run rn, but I'll definitely be getting the shadootree blessings once I get to the DLC area
>>543928676ive beaten base game ER at level 1i only played the DLC once and used whatever skibidi fragments i found, and have no desire to play it again. that DLC has 0 replay value to me
damn this bitch sucks. ok who wanna play dorks??
>>543928490I got one-shot by gigadel lmao, had no negation
I can't believe this racist incel chud from 4chan joined a vtuber's game and ruined it so badly it made her uninstall the game....
i want dancing lion in this game so much its unreal
OH NO NO NO SISSYSHART XISTERS.....
>>543928291Ironeye and Recluse, also known as this game's easy modes.
>>543929181he does have one of the best theme of the dlc, so i agree.
i haven't seen a single w*man who's good at nightreign, all they know how to do is eat hot chip, lie, and expose you on 4chan when you send them a FR
>>543929169you forgot sexist, thats the most important one
>>543928676i beat it RL1/SL0
Someone mentioned Lords of the Fallen last thread. The only thing I liked was that some of the lady knights had hot designs. They were badly rigged in game though, removing their hottness. Just bad level and enemy design throughout. It's boring, and the world gives me eye strain.
>>543929353Shut the fuck up trish you stupid low iq nigger before I suplex your brown ass back to your country
>>543929541nobody thinks those words are offensive, what are u 15
trish fuck off stop being cringe
>>543929532
suplex THIS
Funny how the opinion on recluse seems to have ramped up this week. What changed?
>>543929876Recluse is shit and her ult is shit
@Terr what do we think of Recluse?
>>543929876Recluse is boobs and her boobs uh boobs
>>543929876I don't think it has. maybe you just started noticing it. she has always been a giga DPS floorhugger character
Have you hugged your daughter-wives today?
>>543929876Zorban played her on stream now we like Recluse
>>543929876Sludge merchant has unironically streamlined the entire mode with her while also being a bad player
>>543925417This is true>>543930126Don’t @ yourself>>543929043You and everyone else dude that shit is ass
>>543926742>tide missing the ult
>>543930336fuck off pedoshitter
>>543930336shut up annoying bitch
>>543930450so no?
>>543930449>>543926742this is why i stopped doing full charge ults on the spazzy bosses as wylder
>>543930336KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT
>>543928791this but unironically
>>543930449how does that even miss, imagine if that was a DS2 enemy doing the wylder ult the fucking ironeye wouldve gotten hit
>>543930673No thanks. Also I don't like men. I like girls. Small, young girls.
>>543929876>>543929983The issue people have with Recluse is that she doesn't feel all that flexible or reliable compared to other characters. While she can be absolutely busted if she gets the right drops, she has a smaller pool of items that synergize with her playstyle than the others.
>>543930842what does that pillow say? What comes after "SE"?
>>543931038nd everyone who has this image saved to prison so they can be raped by jamal
>>543930981False.
>>543931189huh? why me?
>>543931189>raped by jamalDon't threaten me with a good time.
gghors
>>543931038SEARS. It's a department store, sells lots of homegoods.
>>543930842>filenameI know what you are
>>543930336Yes, played with trish this morning and they were on strenght rev
duchess wears heart shaped nipple pasties
>>543928880>>543930981i love sluts
>>543931641cute!!
>>543931654she definitely does, but does she listen to normie stuff like Taylor Swift or girlie Hyperpop? i can't decide for my headcanon
>>543931812She listens to rap music because she's a snowbunny with a black ghetto boyfriend.
>1/3>2/3>3/3>1/3>3/3>2/3WHAT'S GOING OOOOOOOOONNNNNN
>>543932317The 2 other players, one of them has blocked the other
no she doesn't and you're fat balding indian from a slum in mumbai
ah fuck I didnt bring lightning on starter, good luck
How similar is Duchess to Maria?
>>543932410yeah it might be time to clear our blocklistserg has shrunk so much...
>>543932587no one here actually has anyone other than sneedger blocked, they are just joking
>>543932752speak for you are selfi've blocked over 20 ergites although most of them stopped playing months ago judging by the screenshots posted here
trish pathetically trying to get everyone to unblock xer
>>543932752Practice blocked Zorban, probably others did too
>>543928676>>no online summons or spirit summonsYep>>no scadutree blessings in soteThat's retarded.
>>543929169Which incredibly based individual might you be referring to
>>543932752i unironically have dingle, zorban, erotony, and dantev blocked. i don't care about people using a greatbow, it has great RoA damage and utility, but he refuses to use an actual melee weapon and just sits back R1ing for zero damage per second.zorban does meme builds which is whatever, but he isn't a good player so it exacerbates the problem. erotony is awful, simple as.dantev is haker
i only have 3 erg ppl blocked and theyre all cheaters/griefers
>>543932752Nah, you wish this place was that comfy, there's actual dellusional mongoloids here who flip out when you lose and block, as if they werent shit. it's a game not your job loser!!
>>543933191terr
>>543933116kek
>>543931812She definitely listens to Charlie XCX on repeat while she spams Crystallian spells and claims to be #cunty after she got 1 shot by a random AOE move.Revenant is probably listening to a male KPOP group.
>>543930336>>543930581Not yet! Come here! *hugs you and grinds my erection into your crotch, turning you on*
>One of the coolest looking weapons in the game>It's in the final area of the game right before the final boss>It's for the worst build (str / int)>It's stats are also terrible and it's a direct downgrade to another weapon, which looks way worse
>>543930842i say this>>543931189>>543931943back to your call center terrjeet
>>543933339names?
>everybody I dislike is terr
>>543932752>tfw i'm shit but i don't think anybody blocked me cause i never get failed matchmaking messagesat least i'm nice...
gg dog. kek sorry i was kind of wyldin out. pretty sure i got marz killed by attacking him during the buff. also half of my antspur rapier hits whiffed, i am never using that weapon on him again.
>>543933656alex dantev bjark
Watch Bingo Brawlers instead of vtumors.
Is there a reason why Recluse with pale skin looks a lot like Quelaag.
libra is officially on notice
>>543933741Nah it wasn't your fault, I was unlucky and he landed on top of me with the instant damage hitboxes. Happened twice lmao (it's over) you guys are goated and gg
>>543933608You triggered him and made him and hit the nail on the head via the use of your basic pattern recognition and common sense. I’d say this was a job well done. Hit the showers, king.
>>543933908miosake planned it all along...
SHIFTYDUCK GIMME THE SISSYSUCC
>>543933741>>543933972>Wait isn't this the attack that leads into the buff>Discus of light is already starting up>Wylder hit him once right before it flies out>It hits, boomerangs for a second, three hits, the dog sends out the wave much sooner than he would have otherwiseOops
>>543933838why bjark?
>>543933908In the ds1 trailer witch of izaalith has same skin tone as recluse
>>543934286because I'm a dog
>>543934286he used cheated relics
>>543933908Here's Remastered Quelaag for comparison.
>>543934286He self reported for cheating, RIP
>>543934231gg gigadel, man playing with erg after manta is like night and day kek
>>543933908>>543934492Here's the old version. They have a very similar face and body structure.
>>543934592femoids suck at videogames? who would've thought
>>543934258Wait, does it actually make the attack start up faster too if he gets 3 stacks? I thought it only buffs his attack power
>>543933372Is it the same trish that plays with that lailcy streamer guy?
>>543934286i cheated 2 relics in to try/play ISA wylder. i was unaware that you couldn't have ISA + gaol/invader, got called out on it, and then deleted the two relics for being illegal. i lied about how i got them due to schizos which ironically made it worse lmao. since then I haven't fucked with cheat engine don't really blame people for not wanting to play w/ me for it so it's cool
>>543934815yes but its one thing to know that fact, its another altogether to experience it first hand
>>543934989Yes
>>543934884Yeah if the dog hits 3 stacks he instantly counterattacks with the wave, it can fuck up the timing people are expecting.
>>543934993What's isa?
should I buy nightreign? I'm unemployed and running out of money
>>543935160improved initial standard attack
>>543935160What is a what?
>>543935304yes, start streaming with erg on twich and you'll be rich in no time
>>543935160improved initial standard attackit's the build where you use the first strike of the R1 combo with colossals, R1 -> L1 -> repeat for dual straight swords, or R1 -> L1 -> repeat on Ironeye while wielding a bow in either hand.It's a pretty good build but the gameplay can be super repetitive.
>noklateo with randomsguess im not getting higher than level 12 this game
>>543935304you are the target demographic for this game which demands ~40 uninterrupted minutes of your time and complete focus
im really bad and frequently 5bar as revenant but i hope people dont have me blocked
q'd again niggys come come come come
>>543935442>>543935332Thanks. I get it for Wylder, but isn't it worse than R1 spam in terms of DPS on Ironeye?
>>543933908No wonder I found her so sexy. She was subconsciously triggering my Quelaag lust.To answer your question, maybe they recycled Quelaag's model and assumed nobody would notice.
>>543935704Anon i'd never block you for having a bad game, relax, it's only the hardcore schizos in the thread, they're newgens!
>>543935727nyoI've been running x4? ISA on Ironeye for a bit. With 3? invaders and two purple bows I can get up to 300~450 damage per arrow. It's really strong.
>>543935721Don't call me that you stupid doll
>>543935704We know you're dogshit, gremlin.
>>543934436>>543933908Recluse Chaos Demon transformation special when?
>>543936107nyagger!!! queue!!!
>zorbACK
>>543936329Do you look like this irl?
>>543936482my hero pepe
>>543935304You should probably get a job first so you don't get evicted retardUnless you're just in mom's basement then yeah get it and join, our numbers are dwindling
duchess looks like she's weak to anal
>>543936819We should confirm with wylder
>>543936803its a tough job market
Where the fuck is the DLC announcement
>>543937816probably delayed along with elden ring tardshit edition
thanks for the Colossal Sens, saved the rund*ddyh*bby what were you doing bro
gg fulghor. Coming back from that >>543932909 disconnect was so brutal. I didn't think we could make it, I was still level 1 at the start of the first circle.
>>5439378162 more weeks bro
>>543936482>team solo'ed by crack in the groundmy favorite erg webm hands down
>>543938368>>543938302hidden map is my greatest weakness, but we eventually found the lightning spear and run was ez after that.
>>543936482holy shit lmao, cliff-sama i kneel
FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0F_L1PU4ik
>>543938302see >>543938368I was mega tilted. I wish it didn't make you lose a level on a disconnect. That's not so bad at day 2, but day 1 it's run ruining. Day 2 boss I had only 2 flasks because of the rain. Bad luck with itemization. I was considering a full disconnect to give you guys a better chance, Idk.
i will now q
Is this the sort of girl you'd want to spend the rest of your life with?
>>543939862stinky doll fingers typed this post
goes kinda hard ngl
>>543939862She's for Recluse.
#543896549
yeah okay bro
kek it had to be a redmane camp
>>543940601Cringe>>543940305Wrong>>543937816Next yearJapanese fiscal year>>543938064And that’s a good thing
my beloved
>>543934993Based
>>543935304No retard this game isn’t even worth full price let alone for a jobless neet like yourself with limited funds just wait for a sale also get a job
>>543941164This + giants hunt (assuming it can get it), lions claw, or cragblade desu
yayy 350 points for that normal jelly, thx anon, i'm almost 5 again, again again again.
>>543934231when did she start playing different toons
>>543941375Ai is gonna slop no matter what this insane watermarking just ruins it for everyone
>acquire a ps4 to play bloodborne>the booming jet engine sound from the console destroys any atmosphere in the game
how bad is the sleep build upjust got this now, the positives are very nice but I'm not sure if the negatives are worth it
>>543939862Yes especially if she was my hot sister
>>543941504that shit never procs unless you get hit by a DoT like caligo's ice, gnosters poison or if you stack them
>>543941375holy watermark kino ahahah
>>543941478>Try to put the 60fps mod on my old base launch PS4>It still runs like shit whenever any action is going onOne day I will try the emulator. It was still cool seeing 60fps in hunters dream
>>543941504sleep/poison/bleed on damage are negligible except when you're taking constant damage e.g. from Caligo's mist
well ggs anon my discord friend is sending me horny goon DMs so see u later
>>543941504You have to take 4+ hits in quick succession for the buildup negatives to do anything, and in d4+ you'd be dead anyway. The real issue is that poison below max HP, that passive is fine on in-game items, but when you cant control it it will inevitably find a way to fuck you over.
>>543941504>Repeated/evasions>X under Max HP>Cont lossInsta bricks just sell it
>>543941661procs
>>543941992what alternative word would you suggest?
>>543939862She's so fucking hot it's hard to not be horny constantly while I or a teammate are playing her
This is what I listen to when it's ED Libra https://youtu.be/IDx34E5PK2I?t=36s
>>543941661>>543941876>>543941923>>543941918>real issue is that poison below max HP, that passive is fine on in-game items, but when you cant control it it will inevitably find a way to fuck you overI know, and this would be my second one on this setupalright guys r8, I'm gonna try it a little bitkeep in mind I>always stay in D3 cuz comfy>I only play with randos anyway and let them route
>>543942503Half the day 2's and nightlords end up as 20 minute fights with 0 flasks or healing you are going to brick your fights but if you're just staying at d3 maybe it won't be a big deal
sorrry gremgrem, thank youinvader camp clown fiesta
sorry for 3 barring and being completely useless
>>543943052Don't call her that.
>>543943121You DARE to try and cast Flame of Frenzy?
>>543943052>>543943121Names? For the cute list?
>>543943121Apology not accepted. Stop queueing immediately, we don't want shitters like you here.
>>543943121Still keeping you blocked trish merchant
>>543942429is that's why every duchess is shit because they keep playing her one handed?
>>543939862She's perfect, of course. >>543943780Idk how to feel about this.... Weird boner
f-free adel as always...
>>543945494what the fuck was that lmaooothe lightning kept specifically targetting me every single time i tried to revive you and i died like a fool shifty GOD got our backs tho
>>543945494gg adel, completely free and not stressful
>>543945595i was reflexing in horror that whole time you were rezzing me from 3bar because i knew you were gonna get exploded right before the final hit
>>543945595>>543945690please stop hyperfocusing on revival lmao and instead on not dying
>>543944240Kys
>>543944515That is the case for me yes
>>543945815yeah, that's a bad habit i havemotherfucking adel zapped me with 1 hit left to revive pepe
shiftybaby are u duchess main now
Everyone trying to date shifty now that she’s a Duchess main
gg ed libra
>>543942745that's a rarity on D3 for sureI'll keep it in mind if I ever pursue higher depths
>>543934776>>543933908What are the lore implications?
>>543947367send this to vaati he'll make a 50 minute slop theory about it
>>543946206grats
>>543933908Stupid sexy witch
>>543947450ptsd triggered
Time to q
So seems like missing component for Ironeye which finally is taking me to DoN5 with randoms was switching affinity relic.So it's a build of increased strength and this.Ironeye, Wylder and Recluse in one, interesting.
>>543947808what's your build?i've just been poisonmaxxing cause i have great relics for it, but i kind of want to try something else
>>543947698Don't play bird in DoN, just don't. Your teammates have to do extra work and they notice.
>>543947808Just make poison and then explode into things
finally having fun in depths 2, will go back to Ironeye or Recluse in D3 whichever team needs
gg maw, nice and easy
i am queuing
>>543948748I am eating spaghetti for dinner. Wait.
>>543947989The only other build after poisonmaxing is switching affinity spam with heolstor relic and isa.
>get multiple damage negation at full hp loot>dodge everything and never get hit once>get shit rng and find zero damage negation>constantly get smacked around and oneshot
>>543942429Understandable. Duchess has an understated and elegant sexiness to her.
>>543947990I took it from r*dditIt's funny how less experienced and skilled players are more inclined to pick guardian, the worst character with the highest skill floor to boot
>>543949053why does she look evil
>>543947698I hate guardian so much in DON. Just go greatbow or faith guardian then you'll do something. I just lost a game last night with the nightlord having barely visible health and the guardian and raider couldn't hit him and then both got grabbed together and then both died. My fault for dying trying to finish the fight, but the fact that they can't even do any damage period drives me crazy.
>>543949353She's Lady Maria.
>>543949624Greatbow guardian is not a thing outside this thread.It only exists here because Zorban has better relics on his guardian and is obsessed with being contrarian. Everyone else is copying him.
I hope they add more DS3 bosses to Nightreign. I want to see rangedsissies got oneshot by Twin Prince's teleport attack or get raped by the Demon Prince's meteor shower.
>>543949624Amusingly, the bird does more damage than Wylder with the quality respec but because Guardians constantly turtle they never do any damage. All their stamina is raped by D5 modifiers and it's such a bad idea to block most shit as a result.
>>543949624We know.
>>543949979I want The Pursuer. And I ain't going home until I get The Pursuer
>>543949979Champion Gundyr would be pretty funny honestly
>>543949979for me? Curse-Rotted Greatwoodi wanna hit his ballsack again
>>543947989There is still plenty of stuff to switch cause I changed the set completely, but this already is working pretty damn good.
im super dogshit sorry guys i shouldnt have died to morgott its my fault just block me
>>543948916please finish your spaget 1/3
all that and it's a fucking normal libracan I get some proper EDs today please
>>543950787i'm petting my cat i'll be there soon
>>543941478You know you can emulate bloodborne on pc right
If you’re targeted by margit you should focus more on hiding on cliff faces and lips to block the knife spam and let your team kill him. 30 match win streak ded, time to to stop playing recluse again
>>543950721it was my fault for not being ironeye
>>543949979the demons would be a great fight for nightreign
Brynhildr feet pics
gg heolster
I am now q'ing d4 and d5 for precisely 3 MINUTESyou will NOT waste my time with a DEAD TRANNY general
>>543950787deserved for the cocky clap, shitter
GG Heolstor, quick and easy run!
Stop playing Recluse.Only i can please her.
>>543946512no
>>543950717>Someone running Night of the Lord in depthsJesus they still exist
insider here, gael is a new day boss in the DLCdon't leak this information to any youtuber tho i could lose my job
DLC will have golden hippo trio that will merge into giga Moo Deng weakness: fire because dry skin is bad for the hippo
>>543950895im really sorry that was so stupid of me
>>543950895Won't he just teleport onto you?
>>543951438if you jump on a house or half way up a wall, no not really
>>543951254I haven't seen anyone using it either, but it works well. Especially as you constantly get affanity attack rewards in game. I want to get more affinity attack relics + 3 bows relic to the current set and I would be great to go.
>>543950717>no night invaders >no gaolsnigga this is a non depths build
I'm trying to do my first playthrough of the base game (played every other Soulsborne dozens of times) and I'm paralyzed by choice, I can't decide what to build around so I keep starting the game over. I get past Godrick or Rennala then get a different idea, and all the build guides I've found focus around a few certain weapons that I don't really wanna use. What should my first NG run be built around?
>>543951957With randoms you barely get to 1 invader camp mostly. And I just don't put the gaol relic on, never will.
>>543951084gg heolster
1/3....won't somebody think of the queue?
>>543952161I'm too busy thinking about (You)
>>543952047
>>543951803Even with affinity+6 the 13 damage you get with night of the lord is a whopping 17 damage. It'd only be siginificant on Duchess.
>>543952161I'm queuing now, delete your block list.
>>543952161liar, i'm 1/3
>>543952161I'm waiting to snipe Zorban's stream
>>543952464>>543952568>>543952675i got into a match with two people i've never seen, they have each other added, and they're d4. so i left lol
>>543952675Why, they're just gonna complain about you for their own fuck ups
>>543953481>theyzorban is a tranny?
ded queue, i sleep
>>543953547...why are you guys so obsessed with that, and indians
>>543953547you know just because you have they/them pronouns doesn't mean you're trans
>>543953624im relic slopping
>>543953694im unsubscribing
>>543953694correct. it could just mean youre retarded
>>543953624morning was p active, u missed it. i'm on a streak with anon!!!
>>543953971Me and sissyfuck!!
is this ce kino for executor? i dont play him
>>543952234>Developers added built in challenge run modes into the game>One of them lets you choose "bonfire decay", which removes a certain number of bonfires from the world. There's 4 modes, mode 1 removing no bonfires and mode 4 removing all but the nexus bonfire>On mode 3, about 80% of the 30 bonfires in the game are removed>One of the endings requires you to backtrack across the map to a few specific locations>This isn't really a problem because normally you can teleport to them with bonfires, and most areas have just enough shortcuts to make the runs 30s-1 minute max>That area for some reason only has 2 shortcuts, and the run through the entire level is like 7 minutes
>>543941478Most pussy whipped limp wristed comment of all time. Grow up lmao.>>543942429You’re exaggerating but yes she’s nice.
>No new ER/Fromsoftware content until 2026
>>543954359That character skill is bad and I'm not sure Character Skill Cooldown even works on Executor because I'm not sure he has a cooldown.
>>543954359no it's not.Only sepuku is good there.
gg ED bugsbug didn't wanna diegot 4 good flame spells and i didn't know which was the strongest out of FoF, giantsflame, crucible breath or theorodax breath
>>543947436and then you’ll get spergs here regurgitating it in the form of head canon text walls. the circle of life.
i am once again canceling your frostbite
>>543955440sorry for 5 barring like an imbecile i dont deserve that win
>>543955557everyone went down that fight so nobody's more of an imbecile than the other
>>543950517Nah we don’t need DStroon stuff.>>543951281>>543951308Neither is true.
Nah das DOGSHIT gremlin
>>543953694What does it mean exactly
That was just an unfortunate run honestly
>1400 points lost in two matchesShit we go again
>>543956026>>543956093spill it what h appened
>>543951390Np, I was getting bored of aiming for 100 win streak desu and wanted an excuse to try out weird stuff
>>543955248embarrassing deracinated piggy post
>>543956316Lost night one to snakeman after making bad choicesLost night two to ancient dragon after making bad choices
I miss madison
>>543933235>but he refuses to use an actual melee weapon and just sits back R1ing for zero damage per secondhe seems to do decent damage when i've played with him, at least as much as the melee in the run + staggers a lot of stuff so the melee can do a lot more damagebut then he also nukes most bosses like a discount recluse. i dunno man, never seemed like an issue to me.
gg giga dragon
Why does the night send it's strongest spiders to it's biggest retardsDoes it like watching us struggle?
>>543957473that was fun ggcan't go wrong with triple wylda
gg ed caligo absolutely mythical never before seen triple melee erg game. Cant even remember the last time i got triple melee team on erg.
>>543957532>Punished Hit>Tying Hit up and spanking him...
>>543957752used to happen a lot more before depths. Melee is just a lot more punishing these days. Range mains have an inherently lower skill ceiling.
>>543958175>Range mains have an inherently lower skill ceilingFloor. If you're trying to say ranged is easier to play then you mean it has a lower skill floor.
>>543957752i would rather kill myself than fight caligo as anything other than wylder
gg ed bayle completely cracked throwing blade quality guardian
>>543958393yes, this is what I meant.
>>543958402hold on a second, ED Bayle isn't a real boss....
>>543959289everdark bayle summons senessax
>>543959289>he didn't get the secret patch that added ED bayle + ED midra you've at least unlocked the secret ds3 firekeeper skin for duchess, right?
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYLE
ggs ED dogs>aggro mark gets put on ironeye>aggro is on meishizaki you fucker
Alright we're now at the weekend, surely the password won't be dead at the weekend https://www.twitch.tv/zorban13
>>543960318we're all watching the world series
>>543960184Getting women into gaming was genius
>>543960423LET'S GO BLUE JAYS
>>543960305I played like a fucking dog.Last revive, I stand up, attack once one dog and he instantly 180° and one tap me.
give me ED libra
>>543957532That Freja fight was agony
Back to winning ways
GG Mystery Dogs, fun run.
cc is my new favorite player
>>543962571cici's pizza
>>543962571shitsu is nice
i know it was just regular adel but it was smooth, ggs
most nothingburger mystery nightlord ever lmao geegees
>>543962913ggI got the perfect 0 HP 0 FP recluse build going
queue for the videogame right meowRIGHT meow
>>543963220but i just woke up and im hungry
>>543963220erm I have to take out the trash then I wanna eat dinner......
>>543963220best I can do is waiting until zorban starts queueing his next game and then leave at 2/3
>>543963220i am in queue
>>543963220I wish I could get this many (You)s
Kek, it was funny again to play as Ironeye against standard Libra with Duchess who had "less likely to be targeted" and Bird. Bird did not have that passive, but I guess Libra considered it a friend. Like leave me alone for only one time, nope whole fight on my ass.
>>543964004your job as ironeye is to take the aggro and dodge everything with your super BHS so your team can do the damage
Why does this proper lady have thigh cutouts?
>>543963727You just have to act like a complete faggot and you'll eventually get it
>>543964667>womb armorwe are in a new era
ggs libracatch flame would've probably been very bad for ED if it was
>>543958665Very appropriate image>>543960184GODfrey you lucky bastard…
>>543965529>godfrey marika only fucks black men actually
>>543965771>>543960184She's honestly goals. Maybe I should go blonde...
>>543965148queue again.
>the jeet stays up past midnight
even doe big black kino is /erg/ culture
Should i queue, feeling kinda gloomy
>>543966057CUNNY is erg culture>>543966086yes nigger i'll keep you company in this virtual world
>>543966170alr you convinced me!!!
Fun runs, I think I will partake in one more
>>543928880catbox pls
GG caligo, Ez run
>>543929353who did u send a friend request to?
>>543966971Cute boyslut built for taking ironeye's mexican cock.
>>543933656Dante selin kino mulcheater bjark alex
who up zorbin they zorbs right nyow?
queue up
GG mystery adelalso jesus I only saw one blue staff and didn't pick it up thinking I would find a better one... except I didn't find a single other blue, red or purple staff the entire run and had to use the starter one
gg d5 mystery adel i kinda trolled
>>543950895Thinking hat
>>543965883What colors your hair atm cupcake?
>watching some jewtube videos for builds>see this not cheated, definitely 100% legit
>>543965883kill yourself you fat tranny
>>543968875umm they have phsy attack +3 when they could have +4, obviously not cheating chuddy
>>543968293Brunette. My sister's blonde though and it looks good on her so maybe I will copy.
>>543964667ventilation
>>543964667sexy
>>543960184>>543965771>>543965883Based and canon
gg dogsthey're never hotdogs when you want them to bealso i have no idea why my hp is that big with just the rot forest buff unless that gets multiplied by the church hp buff
i wish it had been everdarki had enough negations to probably tank the fully buffed fire wave
>>543969561>>543969574I'm glad it was regular doggo cause I had 28 ED in my last 30 games.
sigh... ggs. got completely screwed on passives and i wasn't at all prepared for ED libra.
>>543969446pumping
>>543969383Is it long enough to wrap around my fist and pull while I'm pounding you from behind?
>playing elden ring>find a new cool weapon>it does 0 damage>cant upgrade it because I don't have the materials>keep going back to my wooden shitdick spear from the tutorial because it's actually upgraded>have had this happen like 6 times nowi just reached the mountaintops btw
>>543970379do mines you get enough for like 4 weps + the bell bearings to upgrade unlimited amounts
>revtroon faggot 9barring to libra and throwing the gameHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
stupid dog
funny reclusoid damage!!!also was lowkey hoping for ED doggy, we were ready
>>543970593is trish reformed now?
GG dogs, commander's standard's gotta be one of my fav weps to get on ironeye
>>543969945In a couple months it will be, but you can certainly grab a handful now...
>Really want to headbang, slam vodka spritzers and listen to pop metal while I play NR>Don't really want to play NR actuallyThis sucks. The vibes were so good when I actually WANTED to grind DoN. Any randochads ITT? How's the playerbase these days
>>543970548KWABglad I have this shitter tranny blocked
2nd ED caligo with sword of milos in one night.
>>543970762i mean i've won every run with anon today... we are stronk!
>>543970907what's kwab mean?
>>543970832sounds like a deal slut
gg es caligo gang, it was funny to see that libra can get aggro'd by the lingering blue flames from troll pots
>>5439709200 negation and a dream. Surprised I didn’t get downed once
>>543970938Kazakhstan will always boom
>>543970832A handful of your blonde locks inbetween my fingers while I ruin your porcelain skin with hard spanks on your ass. You will cosplay as thicc Marika and I WILL call you mommy while domming you.
>>543970938kikes will always burn
>>543970935Sex with doll cunny
I am so tired of being alive
>>543971705same
>>543971705>>543971875*hug*We're all gonna make it
>>543970938Kunny wife acts bratty
>>543971926I'm not gonna make it and that's okay
>>543970379Do every mine and explore you dipshart
>>543972085You will. I'll carry you in my arms if I have to.
>>543971982This
The people who post 3 bar screenshots are so cringe, as if you never fuck up DUMMY
>reach out to randochads>nothing but ERP and GGposts from the same dozen trannies and shitskinsYup. Dead game.
>>543972408sauce pls
>>543972594Name? So I can post you 3 barring.
ed augur trying to expose me but you guys carried thanks
>>543973021oh and sorry about leaving at the castle someone pinged fort so i left but you guys fought that red giant without me my bad
jellyfish are my least favorite sea animal.
ggs holstermanaged to get a rot proc i am proud
sorry i couldnt help out on magma wyrm, i had +250% night's tide damage
anon gets so mad when people post GG!
>>543973243sex with kirrykip
>>543973163oh yea i was wondering why you ran off kek, it is okay. just as a note red revenant in basement should be killed day 2. that fucker is BBH tier
>>543973391It's not a discussion and it's only relevant to 2 other people. It's cancer and you know it, you just don't care because you're such an immensely unlikeable shitsmear that you have to come to 4chan for your Nightreign queue.
>>543973415felt like a bad idea because the rain was halfway in the basement too. red revenant sucks but my personal least favorite is red red wolf
>>543973415Just heal it
>>543973494you sound upsetti spaghetti
today I get to 9999 or die trying, I want to quit this stupid game
>>543973604Nah, just autistically inclined to call out retarded niggers where and when they show their faces.I'm not mad, it's just such a waste and a shame.To waste the entire 4chan NR community on 12 brown troons.... Man. A complete shame.
>>543973750good luck cutie
>>543973816well keep seething
>>543972594they always come off as very petty and most posters already stopped giving them (You)s so i think nobody cares with whatever agenda they're trying to push anyways.
GGs!
>>543972594>>543973995They're just trying to make sure the thread is inbred and circlejerked to the max. They want it to ONLY be humiliation fetish trannoid NEETs and third worlders.
>>543974124what the fuck are you talking about
>>543970872depends on your depthd1 to the bottom of d3 is where all the shitters are, middle of d3 to d4 is decent but inconsistent, d5 upwards is pretty good
>>543974187By being openly toxic and shaming people for normal behavior [dying three times in the instadeath mode] they make the thread a closed community where outsiders are actively repelled and they can try to cultivate a social circle among the pathetic retards who don't get filtered by such behavior. >>543974213Interesting. I'm gonna queue twice and see if your claims hold. If they do I might polay semi-regularly again.
>>543972594Why can't everyone just be nice man....
>>543974390i mean they're not filtering anyone, they just look stupid
>>543971078>>543971319<3 Sorry I had to...play a run of nightreign...yeah...Time to lay down
3 bars should only be posted if they're against Adel or Fulghor
>>543974395Then normal humans who hate how the troons act would outnumber the troons and they desperately want to cultivate a safe space where they can pedogoon in peace. >>543974486Anon, there's 13k players in NR right now. Many generals on /vg/ for games with less players have more users in their general. The thread is being strangled by GGposts, ERP and toxic namedropping. People who come to 4chan don't want this kind of experience. They want no-strings-attached experiences with based and intelligent people like themselves.
>>543974495Sweet dreams cutie
>>543974641>>543973816you guys just hate seeing other people have fun because you're sad admit it
>>543971319>sar you are very beauty hot bitch i fuck yuo! how do people not get embarrassed typing this sort of shit out
>>543974752No, it's that if I wanted to be part of a 12 person community that mostly only GGposts and ERPs, I'm 100000% sure I could find a discord server that's EXACTLY that. 4chan is for chill anonymous, low commitment fun. Autists who save clips and screengrabs and post every every single expedition are actively removed the chill, the anonymity and the low commitment [any mistake might be immortalized]
zorban 30 minute libra fight he's at like 9 downs now
just queue with randos then? what a weirdo...the pass has been used since day 1 of the game, if you don't like it just stop coming here
>>543974907it's just a shitass imageboard not the greek forum you dumbass lmao
>>543974916bryn carried that fight so hardi have a new respect for him
>>543974781channeling their inner jeetism (they're both aryan)
>>543974925No, if you want a discord commmunity, go make one and stop posting here. You're only staying here because you'rer so pathetic and cringe that you need to be surface level on the net so that random retards can get pulled into your web. If you were to actually become a discord you'd implode under drama and toxicity within 2 months from lack of anonymity as a cushion and lack of occasional fresh blood
>>543974781i tried sexting with a girl i was actually about to fuck in a few days and it felt awkward as fuck, legitimately can't imagine typing this shit out on the webs without even knowing who i'm talking to
>>543974752let him be anon, it's no use talking to him.at least now he no longer posts the cringe dancing webms.
my favorite part was when man-bird forgot he had +night damage, walked out after that jank godefrey and immediately died outside the circle i also learned a couple new things about stupid ass caligoi did not know the range of her downward-foot-breath got bigger when she was empowered, so I sat there at normal distance and ate it like a retardi also thought one of you two were gonna cancel the second pillar so that's also my bad just standing there lmfao
GG ED LibraNever knew that horn talisman would be so useful on that fight
ggs ED libra, extremely cursed run but we managed to eke out a win somehow. actually not somehow, it was those cannon of haima revives. good job rev.the one singular bow i found with rain of arrows had fucking continuous hp loss on it. terrible luck. coulda been a 15 minute libra instead of... whatever that was. 30 minutes? felt like hours.
gg 3rd ED caligo in a row
>>543974907trish melty <333
how can anyone see these 20-30 minute depth 5 nightlord fights and think the game is in a playable state, its crazy
>>543975252it is (if you alt f4 Libra)they did call it "endless battle mode" tho
>>543975175I'm not trish. I gather they also use the best Recluse skin but that's not me.
>>543975252>20-30 minute depth 5 nightlord fightsno, it's just libra, and not because his health is high but because you need to play extremely cautiously because of how much of a threat the condemned are and how much of a literal minefield the fight is. i don't think this is a bad thing, though i do wonder why he needs damage reduction while summoning them. it turns what would be a good damage window into something you just have to wait to end.
>>543974495Anime is pretty cute actually
>>543975491i've done ED libra 5 in like literally 1 minute, the guys just suck ass
We need a new tier list
>>543975491I think that killing the condemned should damage Libra, it would make the fight a lot less cancer.
>>543975627SSS+ gold tier: zorbGAWD (greatbow guardian mode)
>>543963220Stop taking like a fag dumbass
>>543975627Just have people post their rating.
>>543963220pspspspspsps
>>543965771>>543969446>>543969801Don’t respond to me or yourself your nasty brown maggot tranny
>>543975549that works when you have a setup that can blitz the condemned instantly. it takes some lucky drops to achieve that, so it's not exactly consistent. if you want to beat him consistently you'll need to learn to wear him down like we just did.>literally 1 minutei seriously doubt it, lol. his damage negation while summon them alone makes that very unlikely, outside of situations like 3 duchess with cheated relics lawnmowing his ass in seconds.>>543975662it does by proxy, the pickup they drop on death gives you a damage buff and causes madness buildup on libra. or at least i'm pretty sure about the madness bit, i've seen him go into his madness freakout without anybody actually hitting him.
>>543975107>i also thought one of you two were gonna cancel the second pillar so that's also my bad just standing there Because she was facing a wall, she didn't leap forward before doing the crystal. Wasn't expecting it.
>>543975893>>543975796don't talk to me like that
>>543975952it's doable just save every status for 2nd phase, there's at least 3 things that chunk like 20% of his hp just by proccing
Can anyone post more Marika or Recluse pictures, need to have a fap
>>543964485>your job as ironeye is to take the aggro and dodge everything with your super BHS so your team can do the damageWith Libra it's completely opposite, not to mention I did most of damage. It teleports like million miles onto me, I double-bhs another hundred miles and Libra teleports to me again. And duchess and Bird just trying to keep up and doing no damage.
>>543975627for? more drama? go make a tier list of nice anons or anons you like to play with instead.
>>543975940
>>543976153do you look like that?
>>543976153S tier: shifty (she gave me a blowie afterwards)trish (she let me fuck her ass)
>>543966057>>543967347shut it terrjeet
>>543975986>dangles this in front of you
>>543976273yes i look like that and do that aka cringe at anons who hate fun>>543976279tmi anon but im uh happy for you
>>543976351AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>543975067The only thing you’re fucking is your hand you faggot SYBAU
>>543966170>>543971409>>543971651>>543971982>>543972771>>543973494>>543973816>>543974390>>543974641>>543974907finally some good and true posts!
ggs holster
>>543976279>she
>>543976153>>543976686Tell ‘em cute loli anon! You always know best’
>>543976686wow you're so cute, are you single?
>>543975054Accurate…>>543975252It’s called having no standards and lapping up slop.
>>543976779it's actually true, she was a 33 year old school teacher single momgreat tits though
>>543976947sybau before I shove my cock down your throat
left or right?
>>543977081>poison below max hpeeewww
>>543976791geegee that was fundid you forget to buy starlight shards at the end there?
>>543977081Right
guys dont say gg anymore or anon is gonna flip the fuck out
>>543975491>I don't consider a 30 minute fight where you just run away 99% of the time a bad thingI have no reason to take anything you say seriously after you said this.
>>543977081Left, less dangerous/annoying passives and will synergize well with any ironeyes that are running poison builds
>>543976950no_
>>543977081Get a double blue chalice and use both
>>543977234i had 4 because i'd used some for fights since stars of ruins is a guzzler and it's better to be safe then sorry + i wanted to check out the shop since i forgot what was in it
>>543976043>it's doable just save every status for 2nd phaseNobody ever fucking does this even on erg. Fucking retard ass exec's and wylders and shit proc'ing madness and statuses before the first summon even happens.
>>543977371what the FUCK
>>543977371happy for u mellow
>>543977076*cockslaps you beforehand*Get owned
>>543977410ah gotcha, unless it's an emergency i try to keep the shards until the nightlord>stars of ruin is a guzzlercomet is even worse i had to fully load up
>>543977564why would you slap my cock that hurts
>>543976791stop throwing your loot on the ground you retard
kiwy kip
>>543977327The game needs fights that you have to respect or depths just turns back into regular mode where everything is easy as hell. You need bad pulls in order for the good pulls to matter. The fight being a 30 minute slog that you'll probably lose if you come in inadequately prepared means it's gonna feel great when you go in adequately prepared and kill him in 5 minutes instead.I agree there's things they could do to improve ED libra, but I would like it to remain ballcrushingly difficult. The game needs serious challenges or I would lose interest, and ED libra and ED dogs are the only remaining serious challenges for me.
How do i get an /erg/f?
>>543978239do you consider trannies to be women?
>>543978239First you have to carry them, then use the "you're beautiful" emote after killing the night lord.Then you hit them with a friend request and hope for the best.
>>543925479I did
>>543978331Don't care if they are cute>>543978524Okay I'll try this next time i join the queue
>>543978124If 3 players manage to stay up at ED Libra long enough, it's mostly pretty fine imo, I like it, all around fun fight.I don't like ED Caligo and Dogs though, Calico mist always randomly deletes me and dogs are just nasty fireballs flying around.
>>543978124That's just difficulty for difficulties sake. Why don't you go try and flip a coin heads up 100 times in a row? That's ball crushingly difficult to. It's a garbage boss, with garbage design, and an insanely timewasting gimmick. ED Gladius for as bullshit as that fight is doesn't have any of that. There's no reason why they can't just make more retard-hitbox spergbosses that aren't a drain on your time and patience.
>>543978704not in this discussion but i agree i think the type of difficulty ed libra adds to the game is not something that interests meed maris also has to go but i never see it anyways
GG ED Bugs
if you are struggling with ed libra, just bring a crossbow
>>543977371Wait are you actually Mellow? I can assure you that my cock is much bigger than Gremlin's so please leave him and become my GF instead.
GG bugsI didn't like that most of my loot was greatbows for most of day 1. I'm a caster ffs....
>>543979087>>543979136why did you do this, sperganon is gonna throw a fit now
>>543978704>>543978935can we talk about cunny instead? serious discussion doesn't belong on /erg/
>>543979115Mellow is loyal anon. There are other single erg cuties that you can impress with your big cock, go after them instead.
ED libra is fine if you have a team of people who know what they're doing and bring a "normal" compositionED dogs will fuck you with staggered attacks triple aggro but that should kill maybe one person which isn't a run enderthe game needs an actually hard boss because at this point they're all kinda free and every non-ED boss is so pathetic it's not fun
>>543979250That guys cock is a shrimp so no he can’t>>543978641They aren’t cute albeit…
I'm drunk again
>>543979731What's the occasion?
>>543979731i want to get drunk but i also want to play nightreign without griefing my team
>>543979848I hate myself, that's the fucking occasion>>543979865play and then get drunk
>>543979865You're not an anime girl
>....
>>543979976How do you know this? You literally can't
>>543979976just because i post an image doesn't me it is me.
>>543980020sounds like something retarded trannison would say
>zorban accusing lotus of savescumming his relicsIs THIS your hero /erg/?
>>543980016I showed u my katana answer me
>>543980205>open stream>ballista guardianay caramba
>el zoro forma de ballisteroque listo SSSSS+ tier
got myself a whackerWHACK
enough whacking off
>>543980876kek
>>543964667understated sexo
>>543981045WHACK
>>543980205lotus having those relics and still not being max rank is the classic sign of a cheater
can i make it to max rank while griefing with strength revenant
>>543978704>That's just difficulty for difficulties sakeYes? This is a video game. Any challenge within them is manufactured.>Why don't you go try and flip a coin heads up 100 times in a row?Because there is skill involved in this game that isn't in a coinflip. We went into that ED inadequately prepared, but still won, because of skillful (not to say "perfect") play. Even if we're unlucky and get bad drops, we can still win, and that win is all the sweeter because of it.>There's no reason why they can't just make more retard-hitbox spergbosses that aren't a drain on your time and patience.Yes there is, and that's variety. A game exclusively comprised of retard-hitbox spergbosses isn't a very varied game, and is likely to get boring faster as a result. Challenging different skillsets gives the game variety, and variety means longevity. I happen to enjoy the type of challenge ED Libra presents. I normally don't, but I think ED libra is well designed with some minor nitpicks. The hitbox of his turret could be clearer. He doesn't really need the damage negation while summoning condemned at depths 4/5, though I think it is necessary for lower depths/regular runs to force you to respect the mechanics. I don't think the sigils or his X arena divider really need to be able to hit you anywhere in the arena. But these flaws ruin the fight for me.
>>543968875>t. seething RNGlet Those are perfectly achievable btw
>>543981234only if you block erg's undesirables so you only have carrys left
yeahgalo sengen
>>543970548I'm guessing that fake shifyduck shitter is pretending to be gremlin now?
>>543981242>But these flaws ruin the fight for me.*don't ruin the fight for me, obviously
>>543970593>Trish bent over and ready for BWC >>543970762Yeah I gave her a good dicking to fix her
zorbsisters it's not looking good...
>>543981234maybe? i've had some wins as str rev in d5 but the game becomes significantly harder so be prepared to lock in and die a lot.
>>543981547Cock always solves mental problems. It should honestly be prescribed.
GGs Gigahorse. No clue why my grapple tried to aim at Fulghor in the sky when he targeted me with his nuke. Felt like an idiot standing there just waiting to die.
sometimes i lock in, sometimes i die a lot
>>543981701stop being gay
>>543981757sometimes i lock myself out of the house and have to jimmy the window to crawl inside my own homei'm v. forgetful
GG 'Orsie, another EZ run
>>543981803how?
>>543981803Don't fucking talk to me idiot.
>>543972594kys trish you're dogshit >>543973995Some people deserve it but you are still clearly bothered by it otherwise, you wouldn't feel the need to comment on it
if only i got some full hp dmg negation sooner...shit was so rough, got oneshot right after exiting a riposte animation during commander nial>>543981747that happens sometimes to me too its so annoying
>>543981701Letting anon sniff my cock after a match to prevent her melty
>>543981872kill yourself
>>543981852>>543981747oh btw wtf was up with the night invader in the top fort? i thought they only spawned downstairs
>>543982072Unironically that would keep me serene.
>>543982264>>543981803
>>543982246sometimes they get kidnapped mid-spawn and go upstairs for some fucking reason
>>543982246They'll bug out and spawn at the top randomly. If you look at where they normally spawn, you can actually see a purple line where they basically spawn at the bottom, but then instantly teleport to the top for whatever reason.
>lvl 14>doing sub 500 damage per shotgreatbowsisters are we contributing?
>>543980205What's wrong with savescummong?
zorbchads what a save
>>543982826r/agedlikemillk
AIEEEEEEEEEE CALIGO-SAMA
zorbcucks what a choke
>>543982264Serene, caged up, in your lane, collared ad leashed, domesticated
>-1200 despite 2barringWhat the absolute fuck
>>543979731>>543979865>>543979961Shut the fuck up drunkard
>>543982826fucking lmao, save indeed anon
>>543983043go fuck yourself anon
>>543980076actually that’s exactly what it means and you know this>>543981547>>543982072>>543983001>>543983035trvth
>>543983035Yes yes yes all this neeed
Wylder Cummies in Duchess and Recluse Tummies.
>>543983343Didn't you already take care of yourself earlier? Is this gonna be round 2?
>>543983041I swear they shadowpatched the mmr to be more punishingbeen getting +50 or -1000
>>543983581I did. My legs are still wobbly. Now I'm pre-gaming for tomorrow.
>>543983797Show us your gock
>>543983139>>543983043
>>543983797Wobbly legs in the air and on my shoulders while I breed you for the sole purpose of impregnation (via mind break)
>>543983174is everyone posting on /o/ a car?
ShiftyDuck has been playing for 12 hours straight. Guards?
>>543984034goddammmit
>>543981757same except i die a lot all the time
>>543984139I installed a gaming setup in the sissy cave under my big so xhe can keep playing
>>543984418Why do you keep making new ammo for schizos to shitpost about you?
>>543984418hippo and wyrm have this same ass shockwave
>>543984804terr is the schizo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mClOxgyWLs8
>>543983797Cute, would 100% put you in a full nelson and pound you until you sissygasm.
>>543984804i find it funny
>>543984804>Noooo stop making fun of the dsg shit posterFaggot post
>>543983874Non sorry.>>543984042Yesss, give me nightfarer babies. I may crush your head with my legs...>>543985054Hnnng, everything bouncing up and down...
>>543984418Still jawbing to the Lion I see
>>543985054you're too much of a skinnyfat dyel to do that thoughbeit
>>543984076Duh. Can’t believe you’re just knowing this.
>>543984940sekino 2 looks promising
can i queue while drunk?
>>543986285who's going to stop you?
>>543985910*mpregs you*
>>543986368>picrel4chungus in a nutshell>>543986385Not if I gape you first skinnyfat slut
>>543986285>>543986368see >>543983043
GG Libra
>>543986763I don't give a damn about my bad reputation
>>543986285No you cannot also drunkards shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven
>dormant power greatspears>don't see a single greatspear the entire runthanks game
>>543987213that's the luck of the draw cutie
I fucking hate discus of light so fucking god damned much. If it was a fucking lightning spear I could have killed the fucking condemned in one shot, ESPECIALLY THE FUCKING IRONEYE WHO KEPT USING IRON FLESH.BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING DISCUS OF LIGHT LOL the spell that fucking whiffs if the enemy RP walks in any fucking directing besides towards you, or if they move slightly down in elevation. And to add salt to the wound the fucking revevants summoned were using lightning and kept throwing spears at eachother while I was downed.
>>543987292i got zero good weapons as well. that was so unlucky
>>543987292? just use it on them as they spawn retardyou can hit 2 with one disc even
>>543987547They can't take damage while spawning
why does zorban hate shifty so much
>>543988445trying to hide his crush for her
>>543988445Because shifty did gimmicky shit before him on Rev and xhes a better player than him, it eats away at him
>>543988445He wouldn't give him the duccfucc
I want to listen to a depressing song, recommend me one
>>543988764Hurt by nine inch nails
>>543988445yes quite a strange and irrational hatred completely localized to zorban
>>543988823it's usually shitters seething at xher yes>WAAAAH I NEED ALL 3 PLAYERS PRESENT 24/7
I had a wep with phantom AND lightning on charge attack earlier, I didn't know that's even possible. Was a dogshit scythe unfortunately (but still used it)
if I'm pinging the tree it means I don't want to be revived, fucking retards
>*uses Ironeye ult to rez from the safety of the boss circle Not my problem :)
lmao look at him mash dodge 20 times in a row whenever he gets aggro
I want to shitpost but I don't know how
>>543988764How depressing?
GG Heolstor
when are they making depth 10 it's too easy at the top
>>543989801ermm that's caster sissy culture doe
>>543988764https://youtu.be/T3fpLQ9fl_U never fails
>>543990096>>543990096average
What a scuffed run kek.Thank god it was regular doggo.Next time, if we do this stupid invader fort lv2 and the invader spawn on the roof, let's take it slowly and just kill all enemies, one by one.
>>543990141 I was just wondering the logic behind walking past the moose and the gaol near that one and going all the way to one near the mines and then going all the way back. That was a little too shifty GG Heolstor anyways
>>543990141sissyslut
wow that invader fort was a disaster. ofcourse the fucking invader spawned ontop AGAIN, i was hoping you two would run up there with me so i could ult and we quickly gank him. oh well it happens
>>543988695Magic strevenant is not a gimmick, it is in fact meta
>>543990319carried zorbjeet post
>>543990363I'm not sure that would not end up in a disaster as well. Fucking turtling guardian.
>>543990264I'd rather we just go to a nearby poi and level up to like 3 or 4 first. If we did I could have at least used the seal I had to make it less of a shitshow. Blue weapons would have helped a ton for you guys too.Going slowly would have eaten up time too, granted less time than what happened, but still. Chip damage against an army of hp sponges who keep turtling sucks ass.>>543990363It didn't help that the one summoned was a fucking bird who kept his shield up and did bullshit smoves mid attack animation to clip us when he would have normally missed.
>>543990319I had 2 keys and changed my mind on which to do first
>>543986838you’re cute>>543987154she’s celebrating Wyld men>>543987203true
>>543990582Yeah, I wanted to do the poison ruin that was just near the spawn before that invader fort...
>>543988913playing with sens/shifty/terr when they have their solo spergout episodes is definitely not fun
>>543990521>>543990647At the very fucking least it was regular dogs.I am still fucking tilted by the fucking golem sniping me from across the map, as shown by the fucking ping storm.
>>543990764Yeah, he got me too, not far from the church.Tried to kill me a second time but this time I was ready and was able to dodge it.
>>543990521>>543990582shit's just bugged man, level 2 invaders are fine if they spawn where they fucking should spawn. i think next this happens we should just skip it entirely and go somewhere else, killing everything takes way too long. luckily everything worked out in the end and it was just regular dogs
>>543990616You're a funny one
>>543990952I'm calling it a night myself so if you guys are going to keep playing then I wish you luck.
played a normal randos libra game >post-game outfit wylder making shitty pings who doesnt know how passives work>retarded ironeye using incants with obvious newfie relicsthe funniest thing was the wylder blowing his ult on a revive... Literally during libra's 2nd bubble, kekI would have had mine but i forced the door open which fucking resets your ult meter which i never knew
>>543990217Gregory Alan Isakov - 3amJeff Buckley - Lilac WineGiles Corey - Blackest BileThe Weakerthans - None of the AboveElliott Smith - Ballad of Big Nothing
>>543991031goodnight n sleep well, glad we got our redemption run together even if it was super cursed
>>543991037what do you have against newfoundlanders dude>>543991038I'll check them out
>>543991143Also a tidbit: 99% of the time I will avoid attack impaired on occasion curses. 1 feeling like a 40% chance to make you deal single digets, 2 feels borderline 100%.
>>543990201rare accurate terrjeet post >>543989861i have news for you - you’re already doing it
q
>>543991851r
>>543991914s
QUIT YER SHITPOSTIN AND QUEUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>543991914d
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYLdQZQ0YT8
1/3 for 30 fucking minutes i'm going to LOSE my mind
>>543992491FUCKING FINE I'LL QUEUE I WANTED TO PLAY ANOTHER GAME FOR AN AFTERNOON FUUUUCK
>>543992491everyones waiting to snipe zorban
>>543992528you are only ever allowed to play elden ring nightreignnothing else
>>543992528sir its 2 am
WHO QUIT OUT OF HEOLSTER
>>543992719not me
>>543992719probably me
>>543992719Me
>>543992654its 8 in the morning if you're white
>>543992858I'm white and it's 4pm
>>543992914abdul...
>>543993101who's that? someone you know?
It's 11pm if you're a cute girl
>>543993225must be 7am for you then
>>543993290
>>543993290It's 11pm here
>>543992858this but -1 hour
GG bugs, got kinda scary near the end but we melted em'
>>543993376I don't care. Play a new game.
game crashed to desktop 3dogs
>>543993492not again...
>>543993492Good
>>543993492>>543993550NOOOO NOT AGAINNNNNSTART OVER START OVER
GG D5 BugsWas hoping for ED with amount of status I had stocked up. Sorry lmao, I saw red loretta and chickened out but we made it safely.
>>543993745I was not hoping for ED considering my only damage negation was a blue successive lmao.I was playing one shot simulator while ironeye and duchess were stuffed with full hp damage negation, charge attack damage negation etc.
>>543993745>>543993853gg 2bugs and yeah was hoping it was ED as well considering how geared we were. Maybe I could be less jewish and given away that rivers of blood I was barely using
>>543993853You know what, that's fair. I should've dropped the frost dagger with purp sucessive for you. Since status is good in phase 2 and having to circle between 4 weapons would've gotten aids.
Just crossed 400 hours in nightreign. Good game I think
>>543993690AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>543993690gg church rats
Does putting 4x Physical Damage negation on your relics prevent you from getting 1 shot in D5?
>>543994298Sometimes, Increased maximum HP with Phys/Affinity dmg neg is better.
>>543994298Just use Maris relic and collect as many Increased Max HP or improved phys/affinity DMG negation as possible
>Zorban holding an average of 40 viewers up from 30When the dlc lands there's going to be minimum 100 people watching erg games. Not sure about this.
>>543994435Makes sense.>>543994682I was just curious since I have 2 relics I really like with physical damage resistance and I thought maybe I should put on a 3rd deep relic and then slap on the ed caligo one.
>>543994298>prevent you from getting 1 shot in D5Play anyone except Duchess or Rev (and Recluse if you're not using the hp up on ult cast relic which you should be using) and find 1 full hp dmg negation.Now you're 2 shot.
anon let's queue! i'm up!!!
>>543994298it helpsthings are still going to oneshot you, but it'll happen less
>>543995004concernslop post
>>543995004I wouldn't worry. The ergites have become regulars to the viewers. It doesn't mean anything. It's like any other stream where they play with friends and you get to recognize names.
>>543995838>>543995004He should put a facecam or a vtuber model or even just a still image on the right exactly where the password would be when he opens up the expedition menu
>>543996145It's not a secret club retard
i am a girlwho is sleepy
gg dawgs
>>543996145That's too much. He can just say he's playing with friends. If he wants to do viewer games he can make his own password.
>Connection errorGOD DAMN YOU MIYAZAKI
>>543996257go to sleep brynhildr
>>543996515fuck you brynhildr you suck major dick
GG heolstor.Another incredible run where I drop nothing and the white and blue shit I got at the first POI is my lategame build.
ggs guysit's water under the bridge shifty, i was a fool back then. here's to more games together
>>543996145>facecamThe moment he does it's going to be shitposted in these threads forever
nooo dont post gg noooo reeeeBro i just got on and sissyduck is still playing omggggg
>>543997627It's hard work keeping all the men of erg drained.
>>543997416we've had 3 games together in a row with jack shit for loot, this games hates us i think kek
>>543992858>>543992914>>543993225>>543993290>>543993320Mumbai posts btw
>>543997627>>543997683Truly the Queen of erg. She will carry your games and carry your seed.
>>543995004Don’t you mean maximumAlso who gives a shit
>>543998371don't talk about a skinnyfat balding indian like that thanks
>>543998450Max was 60 something today
queue is dead, time to hit the sack i suppose
im gonna rape you
>>543998674weird faggot
GGs Buggos. Glad you were able to get back in Ironeye.
>>543998848GG bugs and thanks, I don't know what happened to my connection but I'm gonna blame fromsoft lmao
>>543998745you're mom
>>543998848ggs>>543998925I was wondering why the moth suddenly decided to shoot me while I was fighting the scorpion and now I see that you had less likely to be targeted lol, you little troll
>>543999117less likely to be targeted on bugs is griefing because of this
>>543997627>>543998371Its two different people playing on the same account, they take shifts so she can be on 24/7 which is why she started having Duchess games.
>>543999925>>543998674>>543997627>>543997683See >>543998453
>>543998674Brown pedo post
>>543999925She's just built different. She has a job too which makes her even more impressive.
>>543999925I dont actually play 24/7, i just have a strange sleep schedule so you see me pop up at weird hours
>>543998371LMAO dude I spat my drink
Just started the game. I have an Uchigatana and have just been spamming unsheathe. Can I just cheese the game with this skill? If so, I’m assuming I should prioritize my AP in dexterity, mind, vigor, and endurance in that order?
>>544000378Sissysucky would have swallowed.
ahemGG GG GG GG GG GG GG CLEAN SMOOTH RUN GOOD FUCK GOOD FUCK ETC ETC ETC
>>544000749gg caligo, no negation but we did fine
>>544000749zip it retard
>>544000598If your a scrub that keeps taking random hits all the time you should prioritize your vigor, leave damage stats at a minimum so you can equip your weapon. Later on you could find a giga version of that weapon but it also scales off Int
>>544000749Yup, will be back to queue in like 40 mins, gonna play with lactic
>>544000878Even then, the damage you get from your stats is nothing compared to simply upgrading your weapon. Leveling dex/str should be your last thing.There is no reason to not level vigor to 50-60 and your stamina to 30 or whatever first. The only from where you should level your damage asap is bloodborne.
yayy got back to 5 with like room for 1 loss? thx shittyfuck
>>544000598ignore what the other two guys said, vigor isn't that important in this game you'll be fine. you can focus on mind and dex those are more important
>>544001068no worries, theres rank protection so you can lose 2 games before you fall back into depth 4
>>543998674>trish is the ironeye herethis dude is an actual mentally unstable pajeet KEK
>>544001374no partner im american i swear *tips cowbow hat*
>>544001068And I get nothing?Not even something like "you were mediocre" ?:(
>>544001438You have provided enough proof that you are 100% brown and retarded, trish. There is no hiding it anymore.
ggs holsteryou know a run is stacked when comet is your least powerful spell out of 4
>>544001727>>544001374trish more like trash
>>544001727uhhhhhhh i liked that you actually experimented with weapons and not greatsword bot wylder! ggs!
gg heolstor, super stacked run for just heolstor lmao
>>544001727SAAR DO NOT REDEEM THE PROOF SAAR YOU BLOODY BENCHOD BASTARD BLOODY I AM WHITE TOO YOU MADARCHOD, HIGH CASTE BRAHMIN SAAR
>>544001624>>544001920sowwy meant to quote you
>>544001807>>544001927gg, for some reason I think my shield block negation trigger when you shoot arrows at me.
>>544002098did it? I wouldn't be surprised considering fromsoft's code but that's really funny
>>544001727so????
>>544001727>>544001875>>544001374Absolutely blew out the jeet's asshole here well done
QUEUE RIGHT MEOyW
im gonna try greatbow raider in 30 minutes so dont q then
>>544002606NOO ANYTHING BUT THAT
>>544002659your greatbow is no match to my greatshield raider
ok nvm i unqueue
>>544000878Just looked into Moonveil. How would one build for dual wielding Uchigatana and Moonveil? Do a split on Dex/Int or would it be best to just focus on one weapon? Right now I’ve been a fan of 2H Unsheathe
dead
>>544002606In a minute...
>>544004338>>544004468ill play one run and then queue so should be like 40 mins i guess, long ass gaaame
ggs bugs
gg bugs, that was one of the games of all time
>>544004691>>544004697gee gee ze bugs
>anons say trish is shit>play with them>they are ok>don't 3 bar>but don't do good damage either
>>544004783>believeing the schizos in the generalmost of them don't even play the game
>>544004783be grateful im not playing gr*atbow only raider!!!
>>544004783they were the first person i blocked from here and i don't remember why but you can tell they deserved it
>>543993690CHUURCHI RAATO-SAMA I KNEEL
GG dogs, God I love buffing teammates with golden vow
>>544004949I think you'd actually do more damage if you were doing that.
>>544004783from the games I've played with them, trish is fine for a thread schizo
>>543999925lol>>544000360you’re a neet so that makes sense yeah>>544002197hush cuck
>>544005505>you’re a neet no actually i'm not
1/3
Dancer pulling that complete nonsense against Remance was bullshit but also funny as hell
>>544005923yeah that instant spin after stagger is absurd.
>>544005863but i'm also 1/3...
>>544006287That's impossible, because I too, am 1/3.
>>543947549>>543947780Made for me
>>543949641*Lady Maria but significantly less cool/stylish/badass>>543953971Cute…
>>543964667Because thats what her brother likes, duh>>543970379Stop posting this weird rat faced bitch
>>543979865Can you tell me what this is from? It’s very cute. Thanks.
>>544007306
>>544007514shifty on the left me on the right
>>544008043but none of the characters are fat brown bald indians?
Any prooves of them being fat bald indians or we just hate indians?
>>544005758feel free to prove it
ggs dogskilled one of the sentinel's cavalry in one moon that's wild
GG dogs, I don't think I've ever seen a boss with 4 fucking defense debuffs at once lmao
>>544007514Wow that looks great thanks bud. :)
what are you doing
>>544008962what are you doing
>>544008962waiting in queue...
do not make a new thread
make a new thread
trish the thread
make a dsjee thread for old times sakes
revenant
this
>>544008469souless reddit t pose player
sounds brown...
i think i'd be cuter if i were brown
>>544008962i'm playing dragon's dogma online
>>544008962im about to go visit my m0m
>>544003382I'm not really sure because typically you go mostly Int and less Dex because its more like the go-to melee weapon for a mage rather than a katana build.
brown is just a downgrade. How would you be cuter, freak
Sludgesisters.... we are still a shitter and lost bigly...
Why is sneedterrarian having a melty this time?
praying for regular libra
>rando ironeye doesn't ping the halo scythe he drops when we're up against mystery gladius/heolstorhow inconsideratethank god he dropped it near the merchant
>>544000940pspspspsps
ggs librawhat a game
gg goat, can't believe that went so badlyluckily regular libra is free
>>544011686great for heolstor but ive never even tried to use it on the dog. weapon art seems too slow and hes too fast. sounds like gambling with your life
>>544012209what's funny is that i've had lvl 10 runs that have had worse tibia marina's than our lvl 2 run
>>544012071we do NOT talk about that redmane camp.
>>544012419nyames?
GGs Heolstor, nice and easy run.
GGD5 Heolster You guys didn't had to rescue me that many times but you did. Trish I love you for that. God I hate when only negation I have is just go unga and pray, can't even block safely. And I still very much suck at dodging nukes unless I am up close.
>>544012549if you are not close then run away and walk to the side as it lands, chances are it won't hit
>>544012419I cant believe how many times we died to it, but we did surprisingly well against the deathrite bird
>>544012549>And I still very much suck at dodging nukes unless I am up close.your physick, bro?
>>544012549>getting carried by trishName ? for the list :)
>>544012665Maybe one day I'll get free reign for practice.>>544012674Already used on some phase 1 over aggressive mistake.
Hehe dont worry anon I got your back!Good thing I had haimaI like playing with you two!
Imma get a snack and queue again anon!
hymen cannon ftw
>>544013013cc on the left
>>544013106wrong, cc wears the dawn skin
I'm starting to think the servers have a set of two bosses on rotation at certain times of the day. Wo many times now the gg posts and the boss coincide with what I was fighting
>>544013240Depends if they are real gg posts or not, most aren't.
>>544012549uaaa it was a mistery nigga too, juicy juicy points desu
>>544012364Just use it when he's not looking at you and you'll demolish him, the range is surprisingly far and the halo scythe ash is extremely powerful and FP efficient
its almost time, thread almost killnice knowing you anon's
>>544013650hopefully this dogshit general stays dead for good
>>544012364the homing and range on it is amazing so you can spam it whenever someone else has aggro
gg adel
GG ED5 Tornado
can we reach 1000 replies
GG Caligo, we were stacked as hell ngl
gg church rat good thing we had quadruple marais
Today I will play a game of nightreign!
MAKE. THE. NEW. THREAD.
No queues?
GG Godrick knight
>>544017129Shitters playing rn . Trish and some anon got carried by them wait atleast 6 hours :)
>>544017439it's shitter hours? ok queing rn my time to shine
oops
>Going to pop invisibility at the start of the fight>It was apparently 1% off charge>Adel hits me in the middle of the phase transition and knocks me down so I can't escape and then also puts me in an unrevivable position with the fucking whirlwindI mean the first one was my fault but goddamnAlso why did you not just come with us to the evergaol
>>544018314splitting up at the end there was quite the choice, you both hadn't rested after the castle
>>544018314i did not have a staff so i was desperate
>>544004783>>544004931>>544005326>>544012549>>544012783>throw erg games with greatbow>act like a retard in zorban's chat>gets banned by him>throw a melty in the thread>rename yourself to "obese troon">spam awful images because you're a worthless porn addict>7 bar to nightlords>ragequits erg games>throw another embarrassing melty on an anon's steam page (see >>544001727)>shamelessly beg people to unblock you in the most pathetic way possibleimagine wanting to play with this brown schizo fag
>>544018508Uh oh!
>>544018427Ah. I guess that makes sense in a way.
>>544018508you forgot the worst crime: polluting the thread with ESL garbage
More exciting zero carian drop gameplay happening rn as the thread enters its death state fr
im queueing 1/3 d5 9999
>>544019212Big lie (unblock me)
gg horse
>>544019864no
GG horse
