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FUCK I was too slow
>>544050862
I LOVE RATS
rawr!!! fix the heckin api meow!!!!
>>544050952gods, I wish femcharr would mock and laugh at me
Mmm cele hammer weaver very nice and cool :)
>>544050750why didn't you post an actual sexy mcharr image?
>>544053480because mergency bake. you get what you get
>forced to do an enitre talky talky unskippy quest for an achievement because it bugged out at the endfucking hell
>>544055428SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>544055817That outfit's nails make you look like a black DMV worker.
>>544051476>rawr!!! fix the heckin api meow!!!!no the hecking spoilerinos!!!!
>>544051335Same, I can no longer play a non rat character.I need more skirt options and better hoods that don't hide the ears
>VoE drops in four days>hype at negative levelI may legit postpone the launch content to after Halloween, I'm that uninterested.
>ywn eat out a femcharr and make her realize that smooth tongues are superior to mcharr sandpaper tongues
>>544060909i'll let you know my guild cancelled ALL RAIDS next week, voe hype is through the roofs
>>544062069Good for you, between the map teasers and the "features" we've seen so far I'm just apathetic towards the expansion.I'll probably unlock Amalgam and maybe check whether any of the other specs were tweaked after the beta but I'm not holding my breath…
>>544060909>>VoE drops in four daysBrutal.
>>544066212>My name is Not Important.>What is important is what I'm going to do.>I just fucking hate this world and the human, norn, sylvari, charr and asura worms feasting on its carcass. >My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred… And I always wanted to die violently.>This the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving.>And I will put in the grave as many as I can.>It's time for me to kill… And it's time for me to enter down state.
>>544066212What was his problem?
>>544068202Wrong white man with deep voice and long straight black hair that wears all black
i have to ROOOOooooLmy poop
>kill the achievement mob too fast>again>need to do it all over >again
is it worth it to buy the preorder for th enew expac???
>>544071498Usually, yeah. Any bundles are always markedly cheaper than separate.
It's really a shame that there haven't been more contests, all three weapons from the create-a-weapon one look pretty good.You'd think ANet could do something like that every year, just to get some free engagement.
>>544071498>Prepurchase Guild Wars 2®: Visions of Eternity™ today and lock in exclusive rewards: Plumed Commodore's Hat skin and "Eternal Alchemist" title, plus a Chromatic Resin Weapon Skin Choice Box.You're getting a title and a hat.The weapon skin is most likely something that you can drop on either map, or buy from the Wizardmart.If you're going to buy the expansion regardless, might as well go for it.
they hate to see a nigga happy
>>544076805alright, spill the beanswhat was it this time...
>>544076805I'm sorry this happened to you, X Niggerslayer X
>>544076805
>>544077160I thought these were pretty tame. Is this what the italians felt like at ellis island when the 'merigan forced them to name change? do you guys think it was just the "me" part that they thought was offensive? I want to keep my proud Succ family heritage in there somewhere but I'm not trying to get banned
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>544078312Wait until you get to Master Mingler!
>play WvW>a shitload of [ARMA] players every dayI wonder if I ended up playing in the same match as the poorfag.
>>544078312They really spent a whole year building "content" in which you just talk to npcs.
>want to play elementalist>only cata gets quickness>meanwhile necro potentialfucked up ngl
>>544078015keknext step: wait 24 hours and plug those names into your friends list. the step after? report the names to spite that player!>t. my name that got reported, applied the same logic.i friended the original name the next day after, reported that guy. the name cycled through the list so many different players, it had to be the same person making new accounts to save it till the point the very last account was never online for anyone to walk by report it. i know how these faggots operate, spite them all.
>>544084528>>544078015Cry harder you both seem like underaged b&
Kewl
>>544086173says the underage tourist
>>544086268>charr gets killed and eaten by bugman locals shortly after arrival
>>544086326>no uReal mature. Im not the one making childish names and then crying when they get reported
Sat down and farmed labyrinth doors for about 2 hours, I wanted to kill my self
>>544086515anet is comin for you next, you're not safe behind that keyboard...
>try out pistol elewow this is awful>try out guardian pistolwow this is awesome
>>544086775WrongTheir both shit
>>544082526Elementalist and Necromancer are in the same boat for Quickness, only one spec gives it now and their VoE spec also gives itThe only differences are that 1) Reaper has self-Quickness and Weaver doesn't, and 2) qCata and qEvoker are both really strong while qHarb and qRit suck dick, pending any balance changes from beta to VoE launch on the new specsI'd like it if Weaver had self-Quick too, but let's not act like those tradeoffs aren't massively in Ele's favor overall.
>>544087102Weaver needs self alac
>>544086775ele pistol>worse scepterGuard pistol>worse scepter
>>544088274scepter doesnt seem to have much condi dmg compared to rooty tooty for guardian
>>544089593scepter is fairly shit across the board
>ask anet for refund so i can buy voe ultimate>they do it within 10 minuteswow that was fast
is there a low iq revenent build that just lets me mash, swap legend, and mash againi dont wanna mess with all this gay shit about managing energy ticks and whatever
>>5440906241.) Why even play Revenant then2.) Vindicator
>>544090720cause i made one a long time ago and i dont wanna delete it
>>544090624the metabattle condi renegade where you turn on demon aura and when it runs out you spam charr AOEs
I would play rev if I could turn off the shitty voices
The Emperor feared my gay power... do you?
why cant i use my legendary armory on revenant to equip twilightyes i have weapon mastery unlocked and i can literally equip the random ass white quality gs in my inventory
it's time, fellas, time to beat myself up!
>>544078954im in a guild but isnt that and i almost never go around with them anywayalso i never have the guild tag on
>>544092803>we built a bureaucratic surveillance state on the back of a technological monopoly maintained by siphoning power from a dragon god>we're the good guys!
>>544094767>>544092803Good morning sirs
>>544090624SW/SW HeraldSimplify it by using your weapon skills in Shiro stance and do your glyphs in Glint. Flip your strength and element glyphs twice before swapping back to Shiro.
okay im gonna say since nobody else willasura boys are builted for human alien cock
>>544095759Way to state the obvious retardNo one mentions it because we all know it
>>544095759either your head is too small or that coat + shoulderpads are both too big
What's with the same fucking voice actress in Janthir Wilds? You can tell she is voicing every fucking character because she pronounces her S like a fucking SPAZ.
this game's really pretty
>>544096123He looks like he fucks other hairy biker norn men
>>544096123It would be if that ugly fucker wasn't in frame
>>544096236yeah it's because I want to fuck hairy biker norn men
>>544096536Based
>>544095759>builted
When will they finally add photo mode...
>12 silver to travel back to Cantha
>>544095840FUCK!!!!!!!>>544095875big gear>>544097121yeah
Girl asuras were built for any dick
>>544098046...but do tend to have preferences
I miss levi farm groups
finally got the mastery fucking buggy bastard achievement
>>544098218Everyone has preferences you retard
>>544098360mfw im a massive fucking retard and thought janthir removed story skips for achievements and did it from the start every time it bugged
>>544097876bro? your Arborstone Portal Scroll?
>>544098487why are you being so mean
>>544102168Lack of erp with my rat
>>544089593Doesn't need it. Any weapon with a lot of multi hits is condi viable on guardian. It's meta on condi WB iirc.
What is the most kino possible character from GW2 you could invoke as a Revenant in GW3, assuming it comes back
>>544107008Gw3 is just a cope for players dissatisfied with gw2 Best case scenario, gw3 is to gw2 as ow2 was to ow1 in that its just a .5 wrapped up nice.Gw3 is gw2 in a nicer engine and more stable code
>>544107008Marjory Delaqua of course
>>544107008BrahamAnd he yells 'ka-braham' at max volume regardless of user settings every time you invoke him
>>544107008Seriously speaking unless we're invoking the elder dragons or balthy it'd probably be Joko
>>544107682day one buy
>>544107008Your own character from GW2, only unlocked if you link accounts otherwise it's replaced with Braham
>>544107008We won't get kino we'd get Scarlet_____
>>544108486>revtards seething that mesmers got scarlet after seeing mai trin in eod
I got to max chef level for fun but ultimately I don't see the real benefit of food, to me the big plates are a waste of money maybe because I don't care about 1% increase to stats. Feastpill me on ascended meals
>>544113318Useful if you want to tardwrangle zerglings through a difficult meta
I'm going to kiss the Lunatic Boatmaster charr
>>544116313I want to hug him personally
>>544116313>tfw there's no mechanic to pin NPCs against walls and sloppily make out with themLet me pick up Taimi and tongue her tonsils in front of Gorrik, you anet cowards
>>544116592he looks hot
>>544107008dragondaughter for lewd magic
>>544122358diamond pussy is unbreakable
choose one for elementalist>the most generic FHD to ever exist>minheight femnorn>some sort of femsura
>>544125983minheight futanorn > slut FHD > asura
>>544107008Off the top of my head they have options but would probably mix some GW2 stuff we know with lots that we dont:>Trahearne>Scarlet Briar>Destiny's Edge in general (Rytlock, Eir, Logan, Snaff at least)>Desmina (though probably not for similar reasons to the gods/elder dragons)>Mabon>Gaheron Baelfire (possibly other Imperators like Malice)>Almorra Soulkeeper
Is the candy corn gobler basically mandatory or can +50% reward track be achieved through other non paypig means?
>>544127117the other ways are more expensive/less accessible, for example, stuff like heroic boosters
>>544125983muscle wizard
>>544125983thiccmax mnorn
>>544125983What is the most generic FHD to ever exist? Asking for a friend
>>544131614this is airwrecka mcbryde, my generic fhd
>both NPCs and Mesmers got to invoke Scarlet before meThis is ridiculous
>clearly see the lifesteal damage numbers on mobs>still don't get credit unless torment has time to tickThis is bullshit. Whoever memed to me about Specter being good for lab farming, you were wrong.
>>544131614look around Lion's Arch you'll seen dozens of them
>>544131614Think about the fact that there are bikinis in the game and you'll realise you asked a stupid question.
They should've started you here instead of the island, this is way cooler. Also is that Yao guy a case like Braham where they look hugely older than they are or something, the voice actor sounded like he was 13 but he looked 30
alright hear me outcharrpantsu
>>544134625I need to be more generic than that!
>>544138032big tits body typethe derpa facesunglassesabout 6 overlapping effects from legendaries/infusions (weapons all need to be legendary regardless of if they fit the bikini or not)
>>544136350>guyHow DARE you misgender the brave enbie engineer, Yao!?
>>544138374u gotta admit my fhd is pretty cute tho
>>544138813They said "their" right after I asked so I figured it was the same case as Jormag (which was already weird since Primordus was called "he" multiple times so idk). Strange that they made the model and face look distinctly manly even though they could've made it as feminine or in-between as they wanted.
>>544139191Also get used to Yao's voice actor playing every second fucking side character in random events for the rest of the expansion and having absolutely zero range and the exact same delivery for every one.
y does this look like she has fake tits
>>544141849They're real
>>544142139and spectacular
I love female humans in ArenaNet Presents: Guild Wars 2 - Janthir Wilds
>>544141849Charr Grand Inspector of FHD Affairs here, let me take a look now...>puts on glasses that make eyes comically big>pokes, prods, and squeezes them>calls my Charr in the chair at the Black Citadel to do a search for Asuran plastic surgery visits under her name in the past 8 yearsIn my professional opinion, they are approximately as real as the Human race's claim to Ascalon (none whatsoever)
>>544141849gross bolted on tits *puke emoji*
>>544146120look here in the industry we call that "trans positive"
i am my scars
>>544149125i didnt realize arenanet employees vent in the npc dialogue
>>544149241perhapsi got an achievement for completing the mission with audio addeddid they really release it unvoicedLOL
>>544149505i wouldnt know i play the game on mute and have tv on in the background
>>544150613thats not very immersive
>>544143730>as real as the Human race's claim to Ascalon (none whatsoever)
>>544150685i even raid muted so i have to depend purely on visual cues instead of audio cues
Hey, are there public strikes or do I need to join a squad in LFG? I have one weekly left to do.
>>544154763./wiki et
>>544146120Post big naturals
>>544154825I don't think any of these are strike missions.
should i just go full vipers while playing condi dd in open worldfor some reason "guides" recommend rit gear for some reasonas if that vit will do anything
The girls in this game are so cute.
>>544161249>no pantsthat's a whore
do you need to do a minimum amount of damage on a mob for the tag to count? I've been using lab for levelling cuz people said it was good for that but I notice the exp numbers don't pop up on every dead mob even if i definitely saw my damage numbers over them before they went down
is there any trick to Spectral Ring? Last time I played, it still created a wall instead of a ring and now the fear hits seem to be inconsistent.
>>544081340And, for the better part of the year, half those NPCs didn't even have voices!>>544086364Nu-Cantha is Korea, not China. They only eat dogs.
>>544090335The smell of 75 bucks must have given them Quickness.>>544091545>t. captain Theo Ashford (he had a husband and kid)>>544092481Is your rev max level? I can't use my legy on characters below level 80 so it's probably that.
By the gods, I hope no one posts images of their femcharrs. I bet they don't even look good.
How long do you think the entire End of Dragon story is from start to finish?
I'm not sure how expansions fully work in GW2 the same way they do in other games, would it make sense to do the story shit in everything back to back to back from core all the way to VoE? Or would you want to stop and grind out stuff in each expansion before moving on?I was thinking of getting VoE Deluxe to escape F2P jail while I wait for the other expansions to be on sale for the 5 total slots + 1 from VoE upgrade itself. Then I'd have plenty of time to level shit up while waiting for black friday. It's not like VoE will have a sale itself for another year so I'd already have the damn thing by the time I finish everything else before it.
>>544170510Getting at least the Raptor(or Warclaw) + Bunny from POF on a separate character is going to save you a lot of time navigating the worldOther than that, I think you should just go through the story in order.
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
annette guy i know you monitor this thread put the char slot on sale at 30% tnx
>>544170093Here, now never request that again.
>>544173792why do they look so offended?
>>544173848Having to deal with humans lusting after them every day, no matter where they go. It's a hard life being a femcharr.
>>544173848They're within earshot of humans who think Ascalon is human territory.
>>544170093Tell me cat fucker anon, top or bottom in >>544173792
>>544174872>can only pick oneUgh, fine. Top one is cutest.
>>544170093
i have 97 black goy statues and i have no idea what to buy
>>544176337>anon likes reeva the NPC
>>544177102BRAAAAAAPPPPPP
>mfw gw2 is the only thing that connect me to real world>have zero urge to buy voeshould I just kms?
charr steakcharr kebab
so many speed relic users on ettins back i cant even count them
>>544179643explain? i remember this meme all through SoO
>>544097709I know it's the revenant arm flames, but the FHD to the left looks like she's just farted something nasty.>>544107008Actually cool characters: Almorra, Laranthir, Canach, Rytlock, maybe Snaff.Chucklefucks we'd likely be getting: Scarlet, Jory, Tybalt, Anise or Queen Jennah, Mabon, Waiting Sorrow.
>>544108969>mesmers got scarletTroons get to sing the legend of every shitter that's made this game actively worse, plus Almorra.
>>544180402>op link >Speed Relics for Turbogaysis the meme for the faggot cheaters with small dicks that need the teleport and speed hack to play wvw
>>544125983Asuras have funny animations when overloading so I'd say that.>>544136350New Kaineng is positively ass, it's a pain to navigate without a jade bot and its NPC population is so sparse it feels like nobody actually lives there.
>>544179527i'm hungry, i'll eat it
>>544136350THAT YAO PERSON IS AGENDER YOU DUMB KOT
>>544149125I hate that Mabon died with no character development so ANet gave him half an expansion worth of post-mortem backstory, so now he's established as a fucking retard and every wizard still living is still a piece of cardboard (except Isgarren, who is a piece of shit).
i'm finding it hard to come by more central tyria mastery points, I have both legendary crafting and the pact commander up to the highest tier. Which one should I finish first? I kinda want to make an aurene legendary but autoloot sounds so nice.
>>544184494a lot of core tyria points come from fractals
>>544184494Try the story, silverwastes and dry top. Autoloot is really good and I think the legendary crafting is only for gen1?
>>544187436You need it for mystic runestones for the expansion legos
Do I need VoE for fashion template or if I want to change my hair to the new one?
>>544189009we don't know yet but my guess is fashion templates will be available to everyone but you'll need voe for the new hairs
scamming retards with swim speed infusion
what the fuck kinda RP is this?
>>544196676underwater rape attempt by migrant boat enjoyer obviously
Is Warrior good at doing stupid shit like soloing things that you shouldn't solo at 80 / elite specs? Not gonna pretend there won't be moments in a gorillion year old game like GW2 where I won't have to handle business by meself.
Anon impregjugates Femcharr Anon.Femcharr Anon shuts eyes and shakes head at the sheer stupidity of this MHS' belief interracial are possible.Anon denies Femcharr Anon's thoughts and determines she is pregnant anyway. Fuck you.
>>544198301every profession can do this, but warrior is forgiving because you can be in full dps gear and still have 24k health
>plan on collecting everything I need for JW leggo spear myself>start researching >275 amalgamated gemstonesfuuuuuuuuck
Is spamming the bunny race the fastest way to finish the Halloween weekly?
>>544199132That sounds ideal since I have no level 80 gear and only needing 1 set and still being able to do things would be convenient.
>>544201309>since I have no level 80 gearGo to orr and get lvl 80 exos for karma. Grenth has berserker.
>>544201502That, or go to Fort Marriner in Lion's Arch and buy the level 80 gear from one of the WvW NPCs. It's pretty cheap, can be salvaged (unlike the Orr equipment) and includes weapons and trinkets.
>>544201502>>544201783You misunderstand anon, I'm not 80 yet. I assume that the uhhh "story" quests won't hand deliver me any gear from your posts though.
>>544202128You will get plenty of gear, but 100% of it is shit (either green/yellow gear or orange of level 79 or under) with stats that will most likely not help you anywhere outside the easier zones.
>do soowon>open chest>no dragonvoid infusion
>>544201309>>544201502>>544201783>orr, karma>wvw, BADGES and goldthe karma stuff in orr may not have a gold cost, but it's NOT worth it for even one piece. karma is valuable for newer players.you need badges of honor from wvw kills and caps/ defense, anon, do you have patience for wvw for the sake of getting max level exotics??? just bid on the auction house, many players drop low to the highest bid, just wait it out, it's worth it. going into wvw with garbage gear will get you killed.
should I sell this drop I got now or do you think it will get more expensive after the expansion drops?
>>544204536>going into wvw with garbage gear will get you killed.i used dropped equip until i made the legi wvw set nothing has changed now that my wardrobe is full legendary
>>544205113i am doing this as well because i'm a cheap bastard. i have one main and get at least my silver pips every week. for all the alts, i used the exotic gear from the bronze pips chests and put generic stats like marauder or trailblazer, or minstrel. no need for the rest of the shit and i got my full leggy heavy.
I want my Charr to embody this image to the highest extent possible, so which would be the better profession for it: Mechanist fully pimped out in jade tech armor or Bladesworn wearing as much weeb gear as possible? Or would there perhaps be a better option elsewhere?
>>544209410THIS image dammit
>>544209591that looks like a typical weeb, bladesworn it is
>>544210339>typical weeb>not recognizing ken-sama
>>544206245samefagging heregoing for the first conflux, then the 2nd. or i could just start medium chest piece. what a toss-up. it's probably smarter to just do both rings first and get them out of the way.it's totally worth it to get the sublime version of the wvw armors if you all like shinies.
never caught a fish in this game ever
>>544189009>will be available to all players regardless of expansion ownership
these events wont spawn ;_:
kunnybang, my beloved