Previous: >>543309551Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code: inkgen>News• Splatfest: Zombie vs Skeleton vs Ghost is on until 10/26 8PM EST• Splatoon Raiders trailer - https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1932422840797524219• Version 10.1.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1010• Drizzle Season is on until 11/30>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJPhttps://x.com/SplatoonEU>Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
>>544064906spooky time
No fatties allowed beyond this point
>>544064906interesting how now you're using an official splatfest art but not one of the idols during the last few splatfests, i'm noooticing
>https://s.nintendo.com/av5ja-lp1/znca/game/4834290508791808?p=%2Ftournament%2Fcoop_tournament%2FQ29vcFRvdXJuYW1lbnQ6YjE4OTE3ODYtMTMwOC00YzBlLThkNzYtYzRiODFlMTQyMjJmSign-ups open for another 161 minutes.
me forcing myself to still care about splat3
>>544067065why? let go.
>>544067065>>544067264I have nothing else in my life besides this game and general.
>>544067264If I leave then /ink/ will call me a tourist.
>>544065561I'd join but I've never hit 400.
>>544068365Everyone will be assigned a crew matching their current pay grade.
>>544065561Looks like fun but it seems very contrived and confusing. Seperately I don't feel like fishing with randoms for almost 2 hours.
I still never got the previous icons.
>>544069854>it seems very contrived and confusingIt really isn't: >register>join the tournament room>fish like you always would>check your egg score and how you ranked compared to others after it's endedIt's really not more complicated than joining someone's SR room.>Seperately I don't feel like fishing with randoms for almost 2 hours.That's understandable. But since this is the first time I picked solo only and the most basic ruleset just to see how it goes. Having people sign up as teams would require them to coordinate and depend on each other to show up and so on. So for now I wanted to keep it as simple to attend as possible. I figured if there was interest then we could do this more often and with teams (duos, threes, quads) and more advanced rules. But maybe I was wrong thinking that Splatfest weekend would have more people interested lol
smadge
what the fuck
also is 4chinz being slow as fuck for anyone elsetakes like 5 minutes for my posts to go through
Utterly rigged nigger fucking shit. >0/7 in Pro qualifiers>every single match like this>Splatfest Power: 1229Strap me to a nuke and send it Nintendo because two weren't fucking enough.>>544072018Yes, also captchas loading forever.
>>544073252It's time to stop subjecting yourself to turd war and shitfests.
>>544071487the chad joey, proudly showing his name, taking ownership of his results and not caring what others think.>>544073252the virgin anon, cowardly hiding his name, only looking to vent anonymously without the fear of being identified.
>>544073867Literally only do it for the snails.
worth picking this game back up again after a couple years?
it's raining cephs
>>544074613Why don’t you play it and find out yourself :/
>>544075417because i have to sub to nintendo online again
>>544074613not really.they never dug themselves out of the hole they made. don't get me wrong I wish I could enjoy it.
>>544075475Anon be honest, you weren’t going to renew it even if ten people said yes.
They're remastering Splatoon 1's campaign and putting it in Unreal Engine 5! You can play it on PS5!
>>544076202What hole
>>544074613yeah, the stages have gotten better, there's a ton more weapons to choose from, and they finally added third kits a couple months ago
>>544077239>tiny maps with no flank routes>engagement optimized matchmaking>15 tick p2pamong other things
>>544078149>tiny maps with no flank routescorrection- huge wide open maps with no flank routes
>>544078149>>544078305it's not 2022 anymore
>>544078305wide open, yeshuge, no
>>544078498Hello? LUmeris Hub? Wahoo Workd? URCHIN UNDERZPASS???
>>544078498huge, yeson average s3 has much larger maps compared to 1 and 2, going by inkable area
>>544078498they are on par with the biggest s2 maps, and they are either "oops all mid" or "five mile walk" kinda maps so they feel even bigger and more open than the big but feature-heavy s2 maps like reef and albacore
>>544065561Welp, another time I guess.
>>544080370What the fuck
If Skeleton loses I'm jerking off to Frye.
>>544080370The common concensus among /ink/ers to just be blunt is distancing ourselves from you Fantasy since you refuse to block the one person whose a massive drama shitposter after months of repeated requests that's why nobody joins your PBs anymore. Why waste our time for 2 hours of being miserable, horrible lag and host bias.
carry me teehee
>>544080370dead general
>>544083049Fantasy isn't even the host you mindbroken retard
>>544083346fc?
>>544083049Fantasy blocked nono, the biggest massive dramafag around these parts???
Woomy
haven't played a single match yet guess you could say I'm a
>>544086189tourist?do hohohoho
It's weird seeing certain people name dropped when they're not even active anymore on /ink/
spl4toon when?
>>5440902762 years after raiders
>>544090087not as weird as the people namedropping them
Aaand I'm done with the grindfest. GGs.>20 open matches (10-10)>27 pro matches(10-17)>5 10x matches (2-3)>no 100x or 333x>highest power 1305.6In Open yesterday I was the dead weight going 0-7. In Pro today I was top of turf and everything with >10 kills in about 80% of the matches, but couldn't carry hard enough when everyone else was garbage. I don't understand this game and how team balance still gets worse with each Splatfest.
>>544090723>peopleit's one guy
Nougat vs Caramel vs Nuts
>>544090723That's basically what I said anon
unblock me
oo-oo name drop me next!
no
qrd why namedropping is a sin for some here
>>544093272it's bad etiquette
>>544093272it makes the schizos madwhich is why you SHOULD do it
my team won half time take that might play my first match soon
Did they change how fast ultra signal respawns? It feels almost instantaneous right from the start now
AY AY AY!!!!!
>>544093675nopeit's still ~15 seconds after match start
>>544093929>he's gonna win againno new dialogue = waste of a splatfest
>>544093675i feel like it's faster after capturing it once
>>544094153we already know what the other teams would say, sillybesides this is a repeat and the game is already done so new dialogue doesn't mean anything anymore until next release lol
>>544094153I'm really not gonna play this game for 2 new lines
>>544093945>>544094293Yeah I mean how fast it reappears after someone attempts and fails to capture it
>>544094451no we don't? splatfest dialogue is encrypted, only the winners get seen
>>544094609I don't think that was ever changed. It always reappeared after 2-3 seconds if it failed to cap.
>>544094451retard, we don't know what they'd say
>>544094645>splatfest dialogue is encryptedthen how did it always get dumped every fest? lmao
>>544095001post the dialogue for skeletons winning then, retard
bypass the mainframeunencrypt yebby
>>544095001retard-kun...
>one awful map with mid completely indefensible for defenders>one awful map with mid completely unapproachable for attackersWow how thrilling.Also>be on the possibly smallest team in Splatfest history>still get tricolor mirrorsBRAVO NOGAMI
>>544095112>>544095248>they don't knownewfags get ye gone
>>544095450>I'm just pretending to be retardedOkay
>>544095450>still no proof
>>544095450pretending to be retarded is not trolling btw
>tricolor flounder>aka "fuck attackers: the map"
i'm not new i've been here since 2022
Alright, /ink/. The next /vg/ league is just around the corner and we need to gather many affirmative replies to this post as proof-of-interest to sign up. Y to Fresh! and go team skeleton!
fine, I'll do it myself
>>544096938fresh
>>544096938the scrote football
>>544096938>/vg/ leagueI still don't know what that even is but ok
imagine losing on defense, on the most defense-biased tri color map
oops>>544096938Fresh!
>>544098342that's team skeleton for you.So far they've been REALLY shit.on the other hand team zombies is actually giving ghosts a run for their money! you guys are real tough, but i'm still betting on ghosts.
>>544099421to be fair you have to be really silly to still be playing this game
>>544099661Being silly on the silly game?uh.. yeah, no ship, buddy. くコXP彡
silly time
Does /ink/ use VLC?
>>544100076no i use mpv
>>544100064giggling alot at this image
>can't find my pro controllerit's squover
>>544099661Why are you still posting in this general if you're not playing the game?You have no reason to be here.
>>544100926ive been playing on handheld mode and you dont see me crying
>>544100076I'm a media player classic chad
>>544100965>tilting the screen to playlol
>>544100965lol poorfag
I tried playing with pro controller but gyro-aiming with both hands felt weird as fuck
why do so many of you autoturnarounnd away from a fight when a 2v1 in our favor occurs like it's smash bros
>>544103845it's infuriating that most of the playerbase actually plays this way
>>544099421Skeletons is literally ahead of zombies.
>>544100938i never said i wasnt playing
>>544104534by... 00.02%... gee.
>>544101057Yeah it feels right
>>544108126>moving goalpost
>>544108698to be fair i literally didn't notice they were ahead until you pointed it out. I just assumed so because of the conch shell results and because i was actively beating every team skeleton ever while struggling against team zombie. sorry. :(
>>544108698>being a faggot
I hate woomen and woominorities.
salmo anyone?
>>544113823no but ily kancora
>>544113823yes
>>544114038oh, thanks anonhope you had good shifts or a good splatfest if you played>>544114416opening
>>544113823>>544114565I can play, power might go out though lol.
sr 2/4>>544114768ggggggssss G
gggggggssssssss Swill be around if anyone wants to fish
o not touch,climb, or sit onInkling Squid!
Sorry your woomy card was declined, I have to cut it now
This you?
So I did a very little test, going by the splatoon reddit discord a handful of people that still play are those who are obsessed with Frye. I asked 20 different people who voted Shiver in the past before and 16 who voted for Big Man, none of them had voted in a splatfest for almost a year and none of them play the game any more. I asked 19 people who voted for Frye in the past, 17 of them voted in the last few splatfests including this one. I asked why the others didn't vote, most common answer was "bored of the game/playing something else" - for Shiver, Big Man and the 2 remaining past Frye voters. When I asked the 17 Frye voters the same thing their response was mainly "she needs my vote/she needs to win"While this is only a very small sample size, it seems interesting to note how these three groups treat the game and splatfests. If this was congruent across the entire community then it would explain why Frye results have become more popular and more common over time, remember she very rarely ever won a splatfest and would often come out at the very bottom in every single result at an extremely embarrassing turn out to the point people got legitimately hostile over her never winning and always coming lastTL;DR - I think Frye wins/gets more votes due to people who cared about her still feeling invested to the game and to her, while those who cared about Shiver or Big Man have lost interest in playing a long time agoThank you for reading or ignoring my schizo findings
>>544139181frye's ugly like the rest of the trio but she's the ugliest so people developed an underdog complex for her since she won the least out of any of them during the run of the game
This man didn't replace ability doubler.
played one game and won then peaced out of this festgotta quit while you are still ahead
>>544142797Yup. Sometimes the only winning move is not to play.
>>544139181why are you theredo you groom minors in DMs
groomy!
GOD that laugh Shiver does at the end of the jingle when you win a match is so fucking SEXY it makes me rock hard every time.
Sex
>>544146817That's Frye and you just admitted to getting hard to Frye's laughter.
i recognize that cumgargling noise
Anyone want to play salmon run for a bit?
>>544147137You dumbass it's both of them if you listen, I've just learned to tune out frye's south african accent by now
this nigga jerked off to frye
I want to white wash frye
>>544148270don't cum on the frye
>>544147795lol
>>544148463Ok I will cum inside frye
RISE AND UOH!!!
I wonder if the big man anon will come back when ghost wins in 13 hours to complain Will they still mald if someone else wins?
>>544147113boobs too big
why the fuck can't you delete images from the in game album or splatnet? why the fuck are nintendo so ass backwards with functionality in 2025? everything is so fucking slow, everything takes forever to do and they're 20 years behind in qol featureslet me fucking buy 20+ capsules if i have the money for it
Shiver's sassy laugh is the most sexo thing ever holy shit
Janitor, please delete all the coombait
is the coombait in the room with us right now
>This post is extremely low quality>Hide without stubsSimple as.
>>544155839had to turn my filters off, i thought you were reporting imagesjust filter "coom" like everyone else does and keep stubs hidden permanently
The perfect squid
remember when the matchmaking wasn't designed to force losses?
>>544161103remember when you used to be good?
>>544161223I was significantly shittier at the game back then.
2026 is in 67 days
1king fhhfs?
>>544155839You're the one breaking the rules
>he got triggered so hard that he felt the need to announce he's hiding posts
>>544163710ogey.
>>544164439Opening in a moment.
what's wrong with sexy sea creatures?
>>544154378this is an utsufuu artist
>>544164871the fact that you won't shut the fuck up about them
>>544164871They're f*malesthat's what's wrong with them
why do artists always give marina the dick when obviously pearl should have the dick if one of them is going to have a dickis this just racism
ggs wommy
>>544167972Women shouldn't have dicks, you flaming faggot
>>544161103>why are only skillful tryhards still playing this 3 year old $60 + $20 + tip multiplayer shooter
>>544168116the matchmaking was shit from splatoon 3's release, anon
carrying my timmies to victory
>>544168053ggs woomer.
>>544168116>only skillful tryhards>meanwhile my teammates are all 1:3 kill:death specifically to force a loss on me
>>544168195splatoon 3 determines your starting MMR partially by how fast you completed the tutorial, you should have been shittier at the tutorial if you wanted free wins
sbmm does not belong in team based multiplayer shootersit belongs in free for all type shooters, or 1v1 fighting games; that's it
That ragequit luna literally just kept walking straight forward into my blobspoor guy
squid feet!
>>544168717>every timmy who picks up the game randomly gets shitter stomped to a comical degree by roving bands of 3500 hour jap 4 stackscool
Why is acceptable that Jo*y gets to blogpost but everybody is attention seeking Fuck favoritism >>544168905Gay
>STOP TALKING ABOUT THE GAME YOU ARE LE BLOGPOSTINGNo.*dabs*
shiny
>>544170278chromedome
>>544169945Go on grindr for validation This isn’t even impressive
Your seething is all the validation I need.
>>544168116>skillful tryhardslol?
>>544170983>Yourlol
>>544169945>>544170983Buddy you act like nono with all of these unimpressive videos.
double cappin'
at least he only comes by for two days every three months
What idol would be best at twerking
>>544173392Big Man
>>544172435Rent free, he doesn't post here anymore you dolt
>>544173392Frye
>>544173690The point still stands. It’s the same behavior.
>>544173392pearl got the spirit but not the assets
>>544173690How do you not know how to use the term "rent free" correctly, are you legitimately retarded? If you're acting like someone, you're helping people remember them. That isn't "rent free" it's how basic memory works, if they brought up Nono without you posting at all then that would be rent free because the thought of him was unprompted. You are the prompt, that isn't rent free. That guy pissing himself in the middle of a room with everyone laughing at him with the caption of him saying "rent free" and shrugging is literally you right nowI hope you're not Joey because this is unbelievably embarrassing that you're being taught how your own languages phrases work by someone who's native language isn't English
>>544173392Obviously Callie.
>>544174664Rent free + seethe + cope + YWNBAW
>>544174664
>forced to reply twice with no argumentNever thought we'd get another clown so soon after Nono left
>continuing to seethe
/ink/ continues to waste their time talking to people they hate. More news at 11.
>>544173392There already was a twerk tournament and Frye won.She's the only idol who's a professional dancer.
>>544179607>Callie losing to Marina
>>544180918Black girls twerk better than white girls.
splatoon fans be like "which childlike character is best at twerking"
>>544181117>Callie>whitewestern splatoonfags really be like this
>>544181117Callie trumps Marina but loses to Frye.
>>544181601mindbroken
>>544181601truth nuke
trick or treat, smell frye's feet
>>544180918black girl buffthe real tragedy is harmony not even participating
>>544181117marina has the assets but not the skills
>>544181117Callie isn't white. They're all japanese btw.
marie's slightly pudgy tummy...
>>544183694Every post that ends with ellipses is always bad.
>>544183753if only ngmi didn't abandon us...
>>544182531Frye's surname is Onaga. Naga originated from india and means serpent-like.
actually callie and marie and pearl are inkadian, acht and marina are octarian, and shiver and frye and bigman are splatlandian
>>544184718Cool. Utsuho is still Japanese.
>>544185194Well duh, her squidjeet clan has been in squidjapan for a long time now.
woomy
Would Callie make more brothel money in Inkopolis or wherever the fuck deep cut is from
>>544188216she'd get stabbed in splatsville
>playing against skeletons>the internet, out of nowhere, goes to shit and we get a dcis that like a new strategy?
>mahi>hammerheadnot even with a rented ceph
>544181197I remember when bait used to be subtle.
>cap both signals pretty much immediately>defending team d/c's>match ends because it was in the first minute
>>544189990this happens to me all the time in ranked, pretty sure there's some exploit to lag out games
zombie probably has tri-color in the bag
>>544192552why are you proud of beating 2 aerosprays
>>544193510because it makes you angry
Yebweyys being the worst posters as always
>>544193768nono tier poster
>>544193768Get the stick out of your ass. You always act high and mighty during splatfest.
>>544194024yep, it's the people talking about splatoon in the splatoon general who are the problem
>Check it out, Team Skeleton just won a 333x!>Listen up! The members of the super-fresh winning team are...>Shiverfan2
>>544194086Find another boogeyman scapegoat
>>544182070God I wish
Ghosts obviously make the best buddies, that's why everyone chose it
>>544194086Find another spacegoat boogeyman to namefag, this one is out
>>544195157>>544199720Alzheimer
/ink/??? Why are you inactive this is splatfest.
>>544196076
>>544201929
>>544201048the hero is needed now more than ever in these dark times
this is a frye general
>>544204415Does he wield Nozzlenose or Aerospray?
frye is up 3 points in iowa
>>544168921
>>544206092>there are two /ink/ers who fit this descriptionwack
>>544206092both of those are villains
>>544205720I don't like Frye's blue tinted digits. It reminds me of dead bodies.
>>544207287They prefer the term "anti heroes"
>>544207874Frye's digits look like they smell nice tho
>>544207897Okay Taylor Swift
Who was /ink/'s villain during S1?
>>544206734literally nobody in all of /ink/ history use the nozzlehose
>>544210613Damnatio Memoriae...
has there been any information revealed on what Raiders gameplay is going to be? i'm guessing extraction shooter or something
>>544209713ThatSo
>>544213036no, other than being single player we have no idea what type of game it will be.
>>544209713I remember someone spamming /ink/ threads to get the general banned off of /vg/
>>544213036They haven't worked on it far enough to have settled on that yet.
i regret shitting on frye so much back in the day because i remember one schizo saying he would spam her till splatoon 4 came out just to spite me and i feel like he actually followed through with his threatthere is literally no one in these threads, for so much spam of one character it only makes sense that i triggered some schizo into doing this years agoi'm sorry for making someone else ruin the thread but at least it'll end when we get splatoon 4 so don't lose hope
shitter who can't aim vs shitter who can't aim
>>544213459you're retarded.
>>544213560i think it's really cute you're thinking it's one guy
>>544213560you should regret it cause frye a cute
>>544213036it's going to be a collectathon
>finally get 100x>it's a flarNOGAMI
>>544214442elite
>Play Tri earlier today>Me only gajin in the match>Die to single hit from any weapon>Splat bombs won't even kill them>Go 0-6 for the matchNothing like a good old JP lag match to brighten your day.
>>544214540The retarded thing here is having any hope for the current developers to deliver in a timely fashion.
>>544215601(You)
>>544216237(You)
IS IT TOO LATE TO HIT QUEEN
>>544216518I could tell /ink/ was truly dead when people stopped asking this.
>>544216518yeah, Queen are all dead, it's too late to hit on them
>>544216518You could never hit something so cute, stop being mean to woomy
so when is this splatfest
why did the footschizo leave
who
>>544218424His last message was calling out Nono for being the huge faggot he is
>>544218424he got out autist'd by the french
>>544218424He admitted to getting bored of his gimmick way earlier but that the 4chan outage was finally a reason to stop.
>>544218684>"schizo" let a couple weeks of downtime stop himPathetic. Doesn't deserve to be called a schizo.
i think most podophiles are doing it ironically anyways
qrd on remaining schizos?
>>544219198kekschizo and idk, some autist like joey i guess
>>544219198There are two women here who avatarfag with sanrio images.
>>544219186It's not ironic at all, same thing with pedophiles. Both are usually the same thing too.
salmon anyone?
>women
>>544219198The fr*nch never left and all mentions of his existence are him
btw there was a /v/ thread that re-used this OP's image, and the french really liked creating /v/ threads.
>>544219838Me
>>544220520opening
in the end, the feet won
>>544220391They hate his guts more than we do they'd sniff him out
544220391rent free
who else won a x10 match while listening to kpop
>>544219198there's really only two.a faggot that's obsessed with k, easily identified by "kek."and a sanrio femcel which i don't even think counts.
I'm the schizo schizoI'm so crazy I've looped back around to normal and I post wommys
>>544221548you are like that splatoon schizo who only talks about splatoon
>>544222009
>>544222009What did she mean by this?
anyone wanna play some open?
>>544209713Some Anonymous autist like >>544213336 described because nobody that played the game back then was really enough of an attention whore to draw too much ire from non-autists and we didn't have any schizos on the level of babt or footschizo yet.
>>544219029>>544223676Sauce?
>>544223676man shiver is so short, frye must tower over her whilst they're undressing
>>544224001The modded screen shot?>4chan file nameUmm this general in the last couple of years
>>544224550Pile of poop motif on her tee
GGs SR
ggggggggggsssssssssss P and S
yeb
ggs fsh. kig approves.
>>544224193nvm found his twitter
>>544228027I wish some anons here would do this IRL
>>544228027>worthless slop
>>544228190
>>544228027>>544228359This is what blobberniggers deserve.
it is time!!!!
just give me my snails
yay big man lost new dialogue
I can't be bothered getting invested in the outcome of these fests.
I'm actually fine with this!I'd be sad if Skeleton somehow won. they literally don't deserve it.
>>544230959Where did the skeleton touch you anon?
>>544230864>>544230959aside from snails, my only other investment in these are just watching frye lose, so i'm happy with the result.
>>544231243They were REAL bad.Like REAL bad! Zombies were actually like trying because I lost to a bunch of them, but skeletons? literally 90% of my matches against them ended with them losing BADLY.
>>544231332Frye losing a splatfest is kind of tradition at this point. Its just part of the game like Tako's being dum while on the job.
Damn, frye looks like THIS?
nigga fuck frye never picking her again NOW MY JOYCON BROKE
>>544232630
you bought a switch 2...?
>>544234375you're poor...?
>>544234867it has nogaems...?
Yebbyween soon.>>544226435Mwah.
>>544235694ate too much at weydonalds...
>>544232630500 dollar console btw
>>544235484
>>544235871Fat evil weyy didn't share any of the food with the yebbyfriend...
>>544235694yebbyween now
my yebby got a rock...
>>544239162Do you have a pic?
Zombiebros, I mean Joey lol, we made it! Congrats and thanks for teaming up earlier! I still can't explain why i played so miserably bad on day 1, please pretend that didn't happen lol
anyone wanna open?
Came across some /ink/ers earlier it seems
>>544240636ill play for a little
>>544240636>hammerhead
>>544240885opening after this match
>>544240885>>544241305open
>>544218424>>544218684>>544218918It's been proven time and time again it was the porn addict underage mormon, notice when he didn't return to /ink/ how nice everything was for several threads
>>544235871they inked in my burger, man...
>>544240882oh thats me i think
uh oh
>>544240882How are we supposed to know if you even cut off the titles?
>>544243243you wouldn't know any anyway
>>544243243>he doesn't recognize every st/ink/er just by looking at their ceph
yeah sure man catch you later>last online: 1000 days ago.
>>544244054Not in work suits for sure. Otherwise half the time maybe, at least it's I see and/or play with the most often. I also can't tell woomies and weyys apart a lot of the time.
>>544139181>while those who cared about Shiver have lost interest in playing a long time agoI'm one of those who is part of the non-weird Shiver enjoyers. I found other games to play like Anomalous Coffee Machine and such. I just do not give a fuck for the game for the foreseeable future.That and I really need to get myself the fuck out of Vancouver BC to live elsewhere. Top of the list for me is Calgary AB.
>>544245545>weyysMeant yebs obviously.
>>544232630maybe stop manchildhandling your controller
starting to burn out so might not play much longer, but gf is cuddling me now so I kind of want to stay
aight ggs S, was only planning on playing for like half an hour too
>>544248017ggs! Thanks for sticking around, it was fun. Still hate urchin underpass but we made do a few times
Anyone fish a king or two? I didn't have time to play this rotation while grinding Splatfest.
>>544248259i can play for a little bit
>>544248540Oops I got busy with something, open now
>>544248540Gonna jump in freelance on rotation, just lmk when you're ready
GGs again.HQ: https://files.catbox.moe/bhffwr.png
>Japs naisuing me in zoneswholesome
I'd play some salmon but my back is fucked and can't get my Switch :^(
>>544163992delusional tard
SNIFFFFFFFFFFA
>>544251531>hall of shameHonest to Cod I forgot to look at the invitation pic, I do PBs so rarely I was too excited to even make it on time and didn't remember they were themed sometimes. Maybe I never joined a themed one before desu. Yes, I'm too slow to have noticed Splatoween and everyone else wearing special outfits. Sorry...
>>544254487uh don't they die in water?
shiver won the final splatfest of s3, cementing her legacy as the best deep cut member
>>544255554>shiver won the final splatfest of s3L O LMAO
>>544255554yeah yeah now just post the source to that image already you degenerate
>>544256257@zhang_tian57284
no thanks we don't need raiders, side order is infinitely replayable
>>544257552only nintendo could take a concept like roguelikes which are so easy to make infinitely replayable by just adding more shit and fuck it up by putting a ton of effort into aesthetic shit and then not bothering to make enough levels or things to grind for
air riders news tonight
>>544257761I miss the days when super autists devs could crank out all time classics in monthseven with games already being in a series or genre with blueprints, larger dev teams, delays, and other things that should arguably make things a lay-up, they still fuck it up somehowthey need more crack and crunch
Ashtray is so easy anyone can play it
Did you notice golden eggs were more shiny during Splatfest? I didn't
>>544264753me watching harmony smut on my giant tv in the living room
octo boys are total sluts
>>544228190Your art is shit, äYou will never make money
>>544268487>butthurt aislopper is also a schizo*snap*
how long before woomy gacha game?
>>544253001>>544252817>>544230864welp I got hard
>>544269017but woomy already has gacha game
>>544270959nice butt
Sex with woomy.
>>544268487That wasn't me and you're stating the obvious. My job is for making money, not my shitty drawings.
>>544274368Know your place
>>544274368i like your squiddy drawings
Some of you care way too much about your online presence, you're nobody just like the rest of us
is splatoon3.ink down?
>>544280339If nono is nobody then why are we unjustifiably hostile to him???
>>544281282Because he isn't one of us, he tries to be somebody which is an affront to who we are and what we stand for
Only took me a few years to figure out how to use the wellspring in salmon run, I had no idea that the spread of the full shot gets smaller the closer you are to a target. It really helped demolish a cohozuna just now doing 600 damage a piece
>>544283662*wellstring
>>544283808mochine*
>>544277694
>>544280339>she's not a certified member of the clique that rules this general with an iron but fair fist
Surgery is within a week, may I see some Fryes
>>544284796
>>544284796>wants images of fryeLet me guess, brain surgery?
1-3 woomy 4-6 weyyo 7-9 yebby 0 2nd digit
APOLOGIZE
>>544255554are you retarded, this is the first seasonal rerun, the last seasonal splatfest was the summerfest one
>>544287670I love shiver so fucking much it's unreal
>>544288161shut up frye
>>544280339The direction the general is taking scared my wife awayThere is nothing cute or funny about being schizophrenic even if it’s a legitimate diagnosis
>>544290016what’s her name and fc
Bleh>>544228027>>544228359>orangechan realizing her weyyo bf is getting piped and belly rubbed by her rival from her casual days as per >>544235871>>544237234
>>544288161
>>544287670for what?
>>544296095Doubting my wife.
>>544305898frye...
Utsufuu thread.
What should orangechan dress up as this Friday?
>>544308446
wake up /ink/
Yuri is a mental illness>>544306342>>544288419This type of posting is also part of said mental illness, it wreaks of gachatardationh-how would you know?!Because I frequent some generals to see if people like you have offed themselves so normal discussion can take place once more
>>544315843>unprovoked, out of nowherei think you're the one with the mental illness bud.
>>544315843>frequents generals with the intent to see people kill themselves>calls others mentally illare you okay?
>>544316489no, but thanks for asking.
>>544318690are you mentally eel?
>>544318741I need to be stringer
this genera lis really allergic to talking about the gameunderstandable, the game is shit
spark some discussion then hypocrite
biscuitsuho
>>544319508what is there to say that hasn't been said already?
>>544249625>>544250214oops, fell asleepstill willing?
>>544319674I didn't know they made Marie cookies in Japan
anyone open?
AL, are you in the thread right now?
>>544319508I’m freelancing and working on a shirt later It doesn’t matter because the schizo in charge of fashion always calls me ugly
>>544321716>>544321659?
>>544319854exactly a hallmark sign of a shallow game with no staying powerit wasn't nearly that bad with spla2n
>revisionist historylol and lmaoocfaggotry was 90% of this general after 2 stopped getting updates
>>544322460Nono came too late, it would have been his era
>>544327269the dawn of endless AI slop porn is here
Oh my god shut the fuck up with the coomposting
>>544319508The only thing game-related I can talk about is how I wish grave bodily harm on 70% of people I play with and against.
>no digital releasedamn
544322256>every single videogame must have "lasting power" and be played/discussed infinitely forever or else it's le badI remember when bait used to be subtle
>>544320390In 5-6 hours from now lol
How tf did team zombie win with such an overwhelming number of team ghost?
look ma i'm coom posting AND yuri posting!
Precious Surume
>>544334996by being better players
>>544334996I wasn't paying attention, what was the percentage count for each teams vote?
I want to play salmon run but I'm not feeling these weapons at all, they're really boring to use
>>544335269Surume shoulder
>>544336353>wellstring>aerospray>boring
>>544335431so you mean they won by being better men?
>>544334996Quality, not quantity.>>544335848It's in the app bruh
anyone wanna play some open at rotation?
>>544287670Cute kissable feet
>>544338482thats the poop guy
Never gambling on Flounder again.
>>544337550Yes, they're boring
>>544338482me in the front with my gf
>>544342020wrong artist retarded nigger
Time for your shot
>>544345175anorexic bitch, keeps giving all her food to frye
>>544345295holy land whale moment
>>544345295American post
>>544342917>scatfag is mad
>>544345858>>544346040eat a burger
12 stone is light
>>544347728i miss mk and now i also want a pizza you made me sad anon
woomy CP
>>544348112He's hasn't posted any art in a year either.
/inck/
>>544346696Not even remotely the same artstyleblind nigger
In 2017 or 2018 /ink/ made fun of me for microwaving milk when I eat cereal.Well guess what?Dude posted a recent video where he does exactly that. https://youtu.be/G4Mh6Y9s4mQ&t=15All of you who made fun of me can go fuck yourselves.
>>544358742lmao this squigga microwaves his milk
Has this been down for anyone else?https://splatoon3.ink/index.html
>>544335269good woomy
>>544361093everything's falling apart right now
>>544362383what's happening?
Do you realize, do, you, realize, something let me tell you, if the health department of Inkopolis Country sees those videos, that you put on the damn splatnet, they could condemn Grizzco?
>>544363387Leave Grizz-chan and his calimarie medallion to his fantasies
Who's up to catch a big bad fish? >>544320390
>>544363690me me meeee!!!
>>544363970KAMON!
>>544363367captcha died
SR 2/4
>>544363387And what you just did was stick a marker in our back and kill us
Marie no!
Too many balloons left unpopped desu
GGs Y. Now like last night I desperately need sleep lol
>>544367035GGs S and good night, big bad fish went down smoothly!
>>544367665smallfry is fucking DEAD
It's not fair that the bottom one has three golden stage badges and i don't have any. I'd understand if this was a one-off fluke, but they were lagging behind in almost every shift they were with us. I could tell they were playing badly and I almost never feel confident enough to say that.
>>544368308gold stage badges mean nothing if a gold shift happened on them
>>544368449I played every (or almost every) gold shift and still didn't get mine tho
The only SR badges that mean anything is golden kings.
>>544369453Those only prove you did the grind, regardless of rank. Stage badges prove - in theory at least - that you were able to climb in EVP and clear them at certain hazard levels.
>>544371146>Stage badges prove - in theory at least - that you were able togrind for 8 hours straight in a single sitting, rather than over the course of a few monthsergo, you have negative life
Woo
gger
Are woomies monster girls?
>>544382332Monsters? No, they're actually pretty nice.
>>544382332depends on how much you lean into the monstergirl aspectmost of the time they are just treated as girls with funny ears and hair, so not really monsterbut when you go into the implications of their slimy amorphous nature, their big meaty possibly prehensile hair, their razor beak and sandpaper tongue, then yes, they are more monstergirl than most monstergirls
>>544382332Closer to kemonomimi than monster girl.
>>544382332no they are squidgirls
>>544321889Not who you're looking for but it pisses me off when I put hours of time into grinding money and ability chunks into gear only for some fucking jackass to shit on it
>>544335269SEX!
i think bloblobber being seen as a dumb passive spammy weapon can be 100% solved by adding a lighter, more mobile blob with one less bounce (and less paint because of it) and a 3-blob burst (that still oneshots so it's got a bit more power but a bit less zoning)people will see that a blob-type weapon can be played aggressively, then look at the big blob, realise that it's better than the small blob if you can manage its mobility, and we get aggro blob resurgence without a single buff to blob itself
>>544386429all this general is now is armchair analysts and faggots belittling you for daring to be proud of yourself for achieving something in this game and downplaying it like it doesn't take any skill or effort.
do you like my silly hat
>>544396861It's a very silly hat, anon. But still looks cool. Anyways, I need sleep. Good night.
>>544392465Pretty accurate average woomyspammer tranny retard anytime they hear or see a male, especially yebby, ceph.
>>544286692Veemo sex
>localization butchered frye's weird laugh she does in the splatfest resultsof course
Is there a PC clone of this game with a very niche but passionate competitive scene yet?
>>544408928foamstars
>>544405614schizo?
>>544410930>PC
>>544410930>Foamstars>Still active>PCLAMO
>>544392465>splatlingplayers.jpg
>>544411073no, in the japanese splatfest dialogue she goes roughly"Nyeeeehaaaah!"whilst the english one is just>"hehehehe"atleast find a middleground and do>"Nyehehehe!"
How the fuck do people do it? I can barely get over 800p in turf wars. How do I stop being MID?
>>544408928no, not yet, but i'm thinking of making oneis there a big demand?
>>544414994stop wasting time, time is the most valuable resource. if you want more points, optimize your play, always be doing something productivealso, if you wanna stop being mid, stop playing turf war, ranked modes are superior in every way and ranked system is fucked beyond repair so it might as well be casual mode too (but with good modes and not garbage turf war)
>>544414994Neo splash
>>544414994Don't play a turflet weapon in turf war.
>they're still playing splatoon 3lmao
>>544418025Other games make even more miserable to play ranked in>just play single player games broNot an answer, those are borderline disposable
1king fisk?
>>544414994Its very easy and very simple>Match start>Hold ZR>Let go of ZR once the match endsYou now have well over 800 points its that easy.
>>544419731>artist is a mentally ill japanese woman that sometimes doesn't draw for months and other times pumps out like 10 frye art pieces within a week + some other idolsstill like this artist though but this is way too common
>>544418518Is it still bonerattle? If not then sure
>>544421652you complain about sketch posting relevant screenshots but you pull this shit out of nowhere after stalking himalso>light themeI think you're the degen here
>>544423248Don't reply to it.Don't even acknowledge it.
>>544423452he’s lucky he isn’t doing this irl if i was around
>>544423810>ghosts are posting in this threadspooky
>>544423248who the hell is sketch you schizo take your meds
>>544423248no one mentioned sketch at all
so cucKold is obsessed with sketch-tan now?
Ballin, Rainy, A, Nono, Sneakysnake and Sketch-Tan are all in a secret clique discord to target and harass kold specifically a random twitter tourist minor obsessed with kirby and friday night funkin blacked cuckold porn
>>544429141I'm not in any /ink/ servers anymore but good fanfic.
Hide without stubs and stop feeding the monkeys.
i want to have sex with the squid girls
>finally buy the last missing slopsuit>cool now I can start buying some banners>mfw the only banner bought with silver costs 999 of itWell shit, I guess it's long haul again. I have zero interest in the decorations or stickers.
anyone wanna open at the hour?
>>544435152Yes
>>544435435opening
GGs S
Octanari
>>544443785What is veemo implying
>>544444978she wants to crush your burst bombs.
>>544429141>ballin and nono togetherThey want each other dead
>>544445589Stop giving attention to the mentally ill.
I don't want nobody dead
>>544445865You want somebody dead?
>>544445218h....ho...hot
I miss Rz.
>>544251531>all shit "costumes"i can easily tell which one the mormon is kek
>>544457203I wish I was dead but I promised myself I would outlive that piece of shit
I'M A MAMMALIAN AND I'M PROUD
>>544458981Cute 16bit woomy
>>544442921ggs, sorry for late response, didn't want to leave my bed and also didn't wanna phonepostAlways fun playing with you <3
>>544458981kancora
>>544460074go away squinty
I love veemos so much (but not enough to play as one)
>>544463119a true veemo lover would play as one.
tell me why do you play as an octoling?
>>544464154That's autoveemophilia.
>>544464215for i much desire to splat with her
>>544464215If octopuses weren't my favourite animal I'd have kept playing as an inkling when OE came out
>>544464215because they're sexier than woomy
>>544464215I think the woomy eye masks are gross like im playing some incredibles game but as a squid
>>544465506THAT MAN IS PLAYING WITHOUT MOTION CONTROLS
>>544464215I like how she says veemo!
>>544464215tell me why do you play as a woomy?
>>544465674Well let’s hope he uses blasters!
How did you feel about sponsored fests?
>>544467352FUCK no
>>544467352they range from kino to just plain stupidi'm surprised s3 had none of them outside of a jp exclusive one
Yebby!
>>544472841That's a woomy you dumb faggot
>>544473524Sure, man.
I fucking hate suction bombs, they're so much better at walling off areas and every annoying or meta weapon has it so every match devolves into two or three fucking succs stucking at the only viable routes to the objective after a wipeout.
Did someone say succ?
>>544475924thank you so much for this art bro
>>544475674>eyebrows short enough to not show behind bangCheating fag artist
>>544479270or you know, the art was drawn before 3
>>544472841>>544475674>>544480054This trap should be arrested for his crimes against my sexuality.
>>5444774585 dorrah
>>544480054Even worseArtist is still a nigger
>3-0+75>2-3-59.8
>>544464215using an ugly character is funny
>>544482506Been there. Real bullshit, especially when you're 17xx and just trying to not be at the complete rock bottom.
>>544464215I almost exclusively played as a veemo after Octo expansion and then I switched back to Yebby in S3 because they just looked better.
>>5444825063-0 is always forced wins
>>544498283>>544443785>>544386213welp... guess I could rub one out
why couldn't you just stay fresh...?
>>544501890consider killing yourself next time before you post.
>>544509658bold of you to assume no one ever contemplates killing themselves before posting, it's an actual requirement to post on 4chan
120fps splatoon 4...
Boohttps://files.catbox.moe/ti0vsj.jpg
>>544512709feet...
>>544512709fuck off
>>544519654agree, they left out Frye wtf
>>544520313Post more Fryes to make up for it
>>544512709>Round toes>Human feet >Not Woom/Veem feetUh like Ew gross
>>544520446Yeah we can do that.
>>544512709nice
>>544512709>image is more feet than anything elsehow utterly tasteless, yet predictable
>>544520446aight>>544522614How many artists that like feet even draw them lore accurate on Splatoon girlsdepressing>>544523684cringe
>>544526216no, cringe is when you are so focused on feet that you can't see the girl behind them. you can indulge in footfaggotry without making the image lack appeal for everyone else, you know.
>>544529674I can see Callie, Marie and Shiver perfectly well. Maybe you're the one with tunneelvision broski
>>544529674>nails
>splatoon 1 had the squid girl set>splatoon 2 had various collab gears (record shop ep, etc)>splatoon 3 had no collab gear at allWhy?
>>544535027They can't regionlock the gear anymore since all regions get the same version of the game, so they said "fuck it" and kept collabs to a single splashtag.
>>544535027licensing's a bitch
>>544535292Cute
>>544520313it is the sign of a secondary, especially when it's focused on feet and not even using the feet idol.
>>544535702Zelda, Mario, Kirby, Pokemon Nintendo has plenty of well known popular titles to do collabs with that would cost them nothing.
>>544536265to be fair all of the 6 girl idols should be barefoot at this point and it's weird that they aren't
>>544534998>nails
>>544536435and it's a good thing that none of them do collabsthere's a good reason why nintendo doesn't really mix things in mainline games, only in dedicated crossovers like smash
>>544540916Removing other nintendo characters from mario kart and replacing them with fuckin cows and crabs and shit was a terrible idea
>>544542006Indeed what they should have done was add more characters from those games added a couple more games then put the cow and stuff in. Replace nothing only add to the roster. But we can't have nice things anymore
>>544542006it's mario kart, not nintendo kart. and now that world has a, well, world rather than separate tracks, it's harder to justify crossover characters without putting them into the world.
>>544543065It's the cherry on top for Nintendo making Mario Kart into open-world slop where there's nothing substantial to actually DO in the world they force you to interact with in Online play.
Squideo games?
>>544543428What about it?
>>544543271it's almost like they are catching up to the realisations that the rest of the industry had 20 years ago
>>544544343>otokoter still hasn't made a splat doujin
there's an artist that keeps drawing frye pinching shiver's cheekshttps://x.com/333longtimefan/media
>>544547051you know, people accuse artists of reducing frye's forehead to make her cuter, but nobody notices that on-model frye has no chin and everyone adds it back
>>544547786Squids and Octos barely even have chins, it's more noticeable on Frye because the top of her head is so tall.
>>544549975i mean, frye has even less chin than usual. her mouth is almost the lowest point of her head, average woomy still has a bit of meat under it.
>vs double triple instrike team>TRIPLE tristrike comp immediately afterI hate this game so much.
>>544552465just shoot them before they can inkstrike lol
>>544547786people who complain about (or gloat) about frye's forehead in art are brainlets to begin with, i guarantee you most of them don't even notice or care that 99% of all splatoon art is off model
>>544553828It's called artstyle and her forehead is her defining trait. if you remove it it's not really frye just like giving shiver big boobs.
>>544555363>just like giving shiver big boobsso essentially 99% of all shiver fanart
illegal round squid toes
>>544556332Frye tummy sexo
