Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050501797>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>Announcement schedule rescheduled; no more monthly teasers due to spoilers. Future announcements will happen only as needed.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/523092648628585985# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>543733935
Oh boy. Here we go.
>>544095030You're wrong, by the way.
Janny's gonna be mad...
We serve incest here, sir
Posting here since it's the sister thread
>>544097138It's merely a coincidence that we get a bunch of extremely low-quality posts toward the end of the thread and then an early bake.
>>544097138Who gives a shit, let that faggot's thread die.
Why are there 3 threads?
All of the "criticism" in terms of writing the game received here was by fags who have less than zero taste and were stirring the pot by whining about "retcons" and how it catered to gooners by... following through on what everyone who played it already knew was coming.
>someone acts like a gay retard>thread splittingIts too obvious
>>544097473>All of the "criticism" in terms of writing the game received here was by fags who didn't play the gameBrevity is the soulnof wit.
>>544097534>>544097234>one spelling mistake>your didn't also bakedDude will literally never live down the BR allegations.
>>544097395sisterfags fighting against hagfags AS ALWAYS
Did you know that in the Episode 1 era, we typically baked immediately after hitting bump limit, as we had just gotten exiled from /v/ and were new to /vg/? Sometime after Episode 2 released, a user explained that baking at Page 8 is good board etiquette, and that's stuck ever since with rare exceptions like today's fsggotry.
>>544097746>hagfagsSingular, also brazillian, also lmao.
>>544097664Im convinced he's some discord tranny or some seething shartytard who's here out spite.
>>544097664>doesn't even know basic grammarso who is the ESL retard here? me or (You)?
>>544097834worse, brazilian haggot trying to get revenge for the thread roasting his dogshit writing for his crappy fetish keylogger.
if you faggots keep this up, we'll end up on /trash/ rather than /v/ or /vg/.
>>544097905Better to just filter him out and not acknowledge him. Also, don't let him hijack new bakes.
>>544097917Why did he do it?
>>544097664HAHAHAHAHAHAHA>Hagfag revealed himself and his ilk to be brown>Hag thread got janniedToday was a good day.
>>544097807It's generally a sign of people capable of integration that you can receive a gentle correction on proper etiquette and then immediately course-correct. Too bad we have "visitors" unable to grasp this. Also getting exiled might have been for the best since /v/ is arguably one of the shittiest boards on the site and has gotten progressively worse over the course of just a few years even.
Witness this horrific thing
>>544097473I remember thinking Ashley was acting like a horny parody of herself, but that was because I didn't catch on to her "let him smash so he won't kill me" plan until she spelled it out in the Tower scene.
>>544098220The Coffin threads were seriously the best discussion on /v/ in a long time, this game is too good for that board. A /v2k/ that allows discussion of Nemlei games would be the perfect gaming forum.
>>544098364Which is fair, but I think that only further illustrates the point that people who have an axe to grind over 3a just really didn't get it, or didn't play the game.>>544098346qt
>>544098346Only brownoids and certain zigger mystery meat types hate on Ashley. It's a weird phenomenon
>>544098364She really only acts like that in the tower. Infact, I'd say that ick she got from Andrew in gas station was somewhat genuine. But only from the goofiness of it. Andrew doesn't have to rizz her up, because she likes him for who he is. Its poetic, really.
>>544097664>>544097823>>544098052you guys seems a little obsessed with brazilians dont you think
>>544098745>Its poetic, really.Neither person sees themselves as likeable. It's more tragic than anything.
>>544099171Listen Jorhe or whatever the fuck name you guys have, his grievance isn't with Brazilians. No, just a specific few of them. Not all Brazillians are haggots, but all haggots are Brazillian. Make sense?
Post more cozy family life images
>>544099363Don't keep feeding him, just let him sit quietly in defeat.
>>544099406>>544099416
>>544099587>sisclussyneed
>>544099779Sisters girlmaxing their brothers is always based
>>544099946correct
>>544099290Well, it's definitely paradoxical. They both hate themselves, but love each other. I really do hope at some point in this game, they both go into each other's psyches to see what they think of each other. I can see those moments>Andrew witnesses Ashley pick up the green plushie like in Burial Vision>she hugs it and calls it, "THE BEST BEST BEST BEST THING EVER">"Damn, she really feels that way about me?"and then >Ashley goes into Andrew's dreams>She sees how Andrew is lovesick for her>how obsessed he really is>she sees him worrying everyday about her>"he really feels that way about me?"
>>544099946I ask my sister to do my makeup but she never has and probably just thinks I'm gay
>>544100062Honestly, yeah. LU's mindfuckery is the only way the two are going to be honest because 99% of their conflict is the distorted images they have of themselves which is the lens they view their relationship with each other through.
>>544100145>I'm gayJust like Andy
One of the more under appreciated lines of SnS/Splat imo. Throughout the game, we see Andrew get really bothered when Ashley is visibly upset. And here, Ashley admits she feels the exact same way when Andrew's upset too. How are they so romantic, bros?
>>544095614>>544097473>Everyone who disagrees with me is... LE BAIT!I just want to highlight how dishonest your shitty response is. And to be clear, because I know you're a dishonest actor: The incest and the kisses in Chapter 3 were the BEST part of it. I hope that Nemlei includes a full-blown sex scene in the following chapters, impregnation and pregnancy included, with Ashley and Andrew having a full pack of 10 kids after marriage. Just because you don't like some specific parts of Chapter 3 doesn't mean you dislike the game. So fuck you with your dishonest shit.That said, to the receipts:>>520255275 <-This was the post that started the initial criticism of Chapter 3 when it was just released because of the rewriting. Many anons freaked out and panicked from this point onwards, which you can see in the immediate replies to the post. Pic-rel is proof of the retcon.>>520348405 <- This is the following thread to that one, you can see the discussion continued here by different anons and calling out the changes.>>520451280 <- This is the 3rd thread next to the previous one where you still had people complaining about Chapter 3 changes.520652492 <- 6 threads later after Chapter 3 released, and people are STILL talking about it and complaining.I picked individual posts in each different thread because they have reply lines that keep talking about the subject. And mass quoting every single one of them would be unpractical.And because I know you're a sad newfag, here's the link so anyone can confirm all these replies are true.https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/520240768/#q520255275I also noticed while going through the archive there's always some guy who goes aggressive against anyone pointing out any mild criticism of Chapter 3 with insults and 0 arguments. Which is funny. But note that if you can prove me wrong, and point out how all these changes, and retcons are false or Nemlei removed them in new updates I'm more than happy to be humiliated and humbled.
>>544102150Not reading all of that.
>>544102150>look at these 3 cherry picked posts kek
>>544102150you've gotta respect the dedication, even if it's on a 4chan thread.
>>544102372Not cherrypicked, the first post has a reply chain with different people complaining about the retcon. That's the reason I put the link back to the original thread so you can do see it yourself, but I see that newfags can't even be bothered to do that.
>>544102150Ashley already told herself Andrew can't betray her because he needs access to the talisman, that just makes it clear why she's doing it before you make the choice. And of course he then blows up her expectations and makes her very happy by getting mad at Renee for talking shit about her, which he wouldn't need to do to if he was only not betraying because she was useful to him or he thought he couldn't trust Renee.
>citing his own postKek plonked. Nemlei make ya seethe?
>>544102150
>>544102827>mad about changes in previous episode>In response to assertion Episode 3 itself was praisedYou really are the biggest retard on /calg/.
>>544102954>Nemlei make ya seethe?We all know who is pulling this shit, because real /calg/ niggas love nemmies.
We love Nemlei here. Maybe Reddit is more of your speed if you feel otherwise.
>>544103191Nemlei makes 'em seethe bigly. Reminder that she has a 9001:0 win rate over detractors
>>544103191All my niggas delphic nigga heil Nemlei!
>>544103338>>544103295Nemlei game. Nemlei thread. Nemlei universe.
Unironically my favorite part of /calg/ is the blind devotion to NemleiSome of you faggots are alright
https://x.com/Mav1sm1v1/status/1981609693828231419
>>544103480
>>544103521>blind devotionI see very clearly.
>>544102852>that just makes it clear why she's doing it before you make the choice.I would say that you're correct and such a single change can't surely be counted as a retcon. The problem is that wasn't the only thing that got changed back in Chapter 2 in the update of Chapter 3. This was another egregious example of rewriting. Now one of the options in Burial gives you the warning "Just so you know, this is not going to go down the way you think it is.">And of course he then blows up her expectations and makes her very happy by getting mad at ReneeOk here I concede. You're correct that Ashley gets happy when she comes back from searching the house upstairs. At least that part has not been recontextualized which would indicate there's still hope of the story in future chapters following a good path.
>>544104003>This was another egregious example of rewritingBro you're such a little bitch.
>>544104003>This was another egregious example of rewriting>he thought Burial would be a happy all smooches routeKeeeeeeeeek You don't know Coffin, never did
>>544104003Don't forget.
Nemmy got 'em boilin'
Egregious rewriting is when the writer disproves my headcanon
>>544104190>>544104274>Posting with screenshots of the game is... le bitch!You're actually a tourist who never played the game or "played it" via YouTube. As it is evident by the fact you're not using Coffin images to post on the thread, but generic reaction images.
>>544104789Dude you need to get a fucking hobby. It's always the same tired bait.
>>544104783shit taste
>y-y-you're a tourist>please follow my rules
>Doesn't deny itVery curious!
>>544104783Many are saying this
>>544104996>in a thread for a game he doesn't likeDude, you come here specifically to piss people off, you're the definition of a tourist.
Now this is a quality thread.
>he expects me to care about proving things to him
>>544105110His got deleted, so now it's his mission to shit this one up.
>>544104003>This was another egregious example of rewriting. Now one of the options in Burial gives you the warning "Just so you know, this is not going to go down the way you think it is."I don't think Nemlei really needed to do that, but it's not an actual change to the story, it's clarifying the ambiguous symbolism of that scene. Most people got the wrong idea from it (admittedly including me) so she made it more explicit. I also think even if Nemlei hadn't changed it the context from 3A and Ashley's reasons for trying to seduce him there would've made it clear what was going to happen even without this to anyone who paid close attention to it.
>>544105184I just want an admission from haggots that they don't like the game.
>>544105065You're just the worst kind of julia fan who can't even self insert as her boyfriend. You just cling to the only relationship you've ever seen her in even though it was bad for everyone and ruined her life.
>>544105453They already have, multiple times. It's not even that hard to find. That's why I wish the Subreddit and everyone who posts on it gets plagued with ass cancer.
Wtf was nemlei thinking putting this puzzle in the game? How is this supposed to be done without a guide or yt vid?
>>544105065Sadly Andrew and Julia are not among them.
>>544102150>>544104003>rewriting
>>544105528I just think she's cute!
>>544105639Sounds like a them problem desu
>>544100145>>544099946
what the fuck is happening here
>>544105107I love this game. And I was here way before you invaded. But I know you're butthurt because you got called out for what you're. The next time you don't want to get ousted, try using reaction images from the THREAD you're supposed to be posting in, you fucking retard.
>>544106079
>he's swinging wildly at other people because he thinks they're mePlonked. Play the game
>>544106094>retard comes here to troll>splits the thread>troll thread gets deleted>back to the original missionJust stop feeding him. Anyone who criticizes the game is incorrect, and there's no point in arguing with someone who is objectively wrong.
>>543986968
>>544106312The more she grows, the more I love her
>>544105412>I don't think Nemlei really needed to do thatAgree. Spelling something in the face of the player kills storytelling.>but it's not an actual change to the storyI mean, there's just so much you can change in an already released chapter. But there's also another change. In this puzzle you now have to put Andrew on a cage to continue down the route. This is a direct change to the game.
>>544100145Girls are meant to like dressing their brother up, is your sister defective?
>>544106079>Andrew, have you seen my neckla-
>>544106949cutie
>>544106851>is your sister defective?In many ways, yes
>>544106949Grabable neck
>>544106949She looks so slutty with that bare neck. I want to give her a pearl necklace.
>>544106949It's weird seeing this sprite without a choker. It's like she's naked.
>>544105649retcon/ˈrɛtkɒn/noun(in a film, television series, or other fictional work) a piece of new information that imposes a different interpretation on previously described events, typically used to facilitate a dramatic plot shift or account for an inconsistency.
>>544107418Yes, and the interpretation is the same; you were just wrong.
>>544106949You are now reminded of official necklacelessley
>panic and copy paste a definition>it disproves your own argumentNemlei really makes newfags seethe. How does she do it? What is it about that cat that drives newfaggots insane?
Please stop feeding trolls. He starts this dumb tl;dr sperg argument about nemlei "retconnin" the game every couple months and he will not stop for innumerable hours if you keep feeding him
>>544107754The millions of dollars she made, her pale skin, her traditional sensibilities for male-female roles, her amazing storytelling which is superior to anything made in the global south.
>>544107749You are now reminded of official necklacelessley
>>544107886>100 trillion shitters working day and night make less in their lifetimes than one Finnish cat making games for funShit, I'd be mad too!
Has anyone ever mentioned Julia's Solitary Median Maxillary Central Incisor?
>>544108595Tom Cruise teeth
>>544107106She would be so happy.
>>544107535If it was the same then the change won't be needed. Sorry that you got fucked by your own words.
>>544107964>cgs have no necklace>no new bustsLazy cat.
>>544108771You know that's not what I meant!
DEVLOG NEXT WEEK
>>544109750YEEAAAHHH
>>544109463My fellow titfuck enthusiast, I think he's merely joshing you. Having a bit of a jape at your expense, if you will.
>>544109750Link?
>>544109463This some sort of new lingo for impotently blowing your load on a woman's neck during a titfuck instead of her tits?
>>544109750>is fakeit's over...
>>544109750can you not? every month the same psychosis, it will come when it's ready
>>544110009Impotently? If I'm getting a titjob why would I want to remove my penis and jack myself off onto her boobs?
>>544111297
I can't resist her, she's in my bones, she is my marrow and my ride home. I can't avoid her, she's in the air. In between molecules of oxygen and carbon dioxideI can't stop fapping to Ashley. I can't stop. No matter what I do, I keep seeking out photos of her. No matter what fetish I'm getting off to, seeing Ashley's face inserted transfixes me. I'll fullscreen the image and focus on nothing else. When I find something new, it's all I can think about in bed and outside. This isn't even meant to be an in character Andrewpost, it's real. Ashley's wormed her way into my brain. It's at a point that I don't even feel bad for mixing her with terrible and OOC fetishes. I need to see Ashley if I want to cum. Be it boorus or threads or subreddits or twitter accounts, I keep trying to fap to new things and keep seeking out routes to "stumble across" the same Ashley images I know exist. God, it's eating me alive. I post in /calg/ then I jerk off to Ashley then I close the porn tabs and am brought right back to /calg/. I can't stop. I've jerked off three times today, I just came not even 15 minutes ago, and in the shower all I could think about was reopening the images and fapping again. My dick hurts, I'm kinda scared I'm doing permanent damage by overworking it. I need to get her out of my head, I need to get this fucking game out of my head. I'm spending money I don't have commissioning art and genning slop just to try and fill a bottomless pit of Ashley lust in my soul. While typing this, I reopened the new porn of her I was just looking at. I'm sick. I'm not even the type who hoards porn, but I always save new images of her. I can't stop. I just can't stop/
>>544113010seek help
Everything will be fine
>>544116619No it won't. It's over.
>>544117383
>>544117383Daughter
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/nemlei%20whoreThere have been 12 accusations of Nemlei being a whore, 11 of them are from this year, and 1 from 2023. In fact, the majority of them were from this month.This begs the question: why is Nemlei such a whore?
>>544116174What kind of help does one even seek for whatever I have?
Nemlei is a good kitty. Yes she is! Yes she is!
NEMLEI!!! SHOW ME ASHLEY'S HAIRLINE, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!
>>544109750I can't wait!
>>544113010i enjoyed reading this. keep gooning superstar
ASHLEY HAIRLINE ASHLEY HAIRLINE ASHLEY HAIRLINE
>>544106841Nah, I think she just made the the puzzle reflect the demonic prophecy better. In questionable Ashley will successfully pussywhip Andrew since he's not hostile like Decaydrew and she'll hate it to the point of clawing his back. Resentment is consistent with SnS Ashley, she hates that she feels like she *has to* fuck him.
>>544098045Impregnate his hot teen wife?
>>544121168>teen wifeAs opposed to what? A child wife? Why not just say wife?
So that scene in the cliffhanger ending of chapter 3 decay route -- the one where a teen Ashley is climbing ontop of a teen Andrew in their room in the apartment -- if Andrew hadn't had such a kneejerk reaction and panic, would that have been a moment where Ashley was actually open to the idea of having sex with Andrew? Or was it part of some belief to keep Andrew hooked, like we see her express in other endings?
>>544121460>As opposed to what?Adult grownup wife.
>>544121620That would also be implying an age gap in the other direction. Why can't they just be husband and wife?
>>544121598It's always going to be a bit of both, love and control.
>>544121460>>544121685You might have a point if this game were set in the 1800's when younger marriage was much more common, but it's set much later then that, and the game draws attention to the fact she was a teen when she got knocked up, and that she faced pretty harsh judgement for it.
>>544122064>1800's when younger marriage was much more common>1800sMy grandpa was 21 when he started courting my 14 y/o grandma, they got married two years later.
>>544122146Right, but your grandpa didn't draw Ashley's hairline
>>544122064I think we've come to a realization of mutual misunderstanding. Plus they realistically weren't married until at least later because they were underage and would need parental consent (never ever).
>>544109750I hope you're right. But also, anticipating nothing until 2026. Oh Nemlei, at least give us a yearly update devlog like last December's
>>544123808Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
When will we get Ashley hairline?
>>544125717what is blud yapping about?
>>544125717what is wrong with you?
>>544126152>>544126176I just want to see Ashley's hairline...
>>544078832>no incest law in all of history was ever about genetic issues.They're usually about inheritance.Egyptians supposedly married their sisters because the throne was matrilineal or something and pharoh would lose his power if his wife died unless he married his daughter and he couldn't pass down his status to his son either unless he married his sister.This is just a vague memory of something I think I read so you'd need to check before trusting it.hopefully some scholar more familiar with the topic knows more
>>544126198>multiple posts of this shitactual schizophrenialeave
>>544126408Come on man...what's wrong with sisterforehead?
>>544127114>sisterforeheadI bet lifting Ashley's bangs and kissing her forehead would be very cute. You're still a schizo tho.
>>544127319Yes, it would be cute! Nemlei needs to show us this cuteness.
When did Ashley realize she was in love with Andrew? I think it was right when Andrew suggested marrying her, cause she laughed it off at first before kinda thinking "Wait, actually, yeah! Marry me Andrew!"
>>544130437If we've seen it, it was this moment here. Isn't this where they start sleeping together because of Andrew's nightmares too, or was that when they were kids?
>>544130916Ashley's face there could mean a lot of things. Andrew's face however means only one thing.
>>544130916>Isn't this where they start sleeping together because of Andrew's nightmares too, or was that when they were kids?It was something that happened since they were kids after Nina. But after a while he began making up fake nightmares as an excuse to do it.This lie from Andrew is probably another way that Andrew messed Ashley up. By giving her ammunition in thinking that Andrew was dependent on her in an incorrect and more transactional way instead of a genuine emotional way.
Renee is fucking hot, and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.
>>544130437No, he was already dating Julia for months here. Ashley said something like 'would you pick her over me if I wasn't your sister?' the day she found out about it and then Andrew friendzoned her with the stuffed rabbits.
>>544132596>would you pick her over me if I wasn't your sisterThat's a totally platonic thing to ask
>>544132025>Having ever pretended otherwise
I want to see a followup to Bitch in a Box where Andrew tells the truth
>>544132779Obviously. She was just being an idiot.
You guys down for Esoteric Delphism?
>>544130437Ashley is qt
sibling sex
>Leyley daughtervs>Ashley sisterWhich is worse?
>>544142861Ashley sister is an absolute boon in any universe
>>544142861Ashley sister. I like her, but my sister is literally perfect and I wouldn't want her to be Ashley.
>>544097664>your didn't also bakedESL. Go back to your mud hut and throw a spear at a gazelle, Amiri.
>But we're all Rhodesians and we'll fight through thick and thin~>We'll keep our land a free land from the enemy coming in~>We'll keep them north of the Zambesi, till that river's running dry~>And this mighty land will prosper, for Rhodesians never die~
>>544136731like manifesting with your awakened third eye a metaphysical between-dimensions blood related sister who will steal your charger
>>544143862He's quoting an ESLism from the accused, you gorilla.
>>544144467Post hands, Shona.
>>544132025I don't have an issue with hagfags. It's the momfags that should suck a pipe.
Cutest sprite in the whole game. Don't care what anyone says.
>>544146783That's cool Bateman, but that's nothing. Look at this.
>>544146902Raised lettering. Pale nimbus. White.
>>544146783[blocks your path]
>>544146783very cute
>>544147127counterpoint:
>>544143989But we didn't manage to keep them North of the Zambesi and Rhodesians do in fact die. Sadly, we've hit that time where a lot of them are dropping like flies. With them, the tangled mess of a story of what Rhodesia was dies too.
>>544147212CUUUUTE!
Is Andrew secretly stupid?
Just so you guys know, I didn't read any of that shit above. I skipped ALL of it.
>>544147278reply:
>>544086245God, I long for the days where we were all well-read, learned people who discussed inbreeding, instead of fucktards who think incest creates radioactive monsters like any other normalfag. Did we lose our elite human capital, /calg/..?
>>544147671>my son 5 seconds after being born because I had him with my 8th cousin instead of some NBR hussie
>>544147671I prefer selfcest
Extant /v/ thread: >>>/v/724224793
>>544149661The only person good enough for 'drew is 'drew
No seriously, whose talisman is that? It's not Ashley's since she was out of Carl's apartment.
>>544119000Because all women are whores
>>544149954>Burial is still incomplete after nearly 2 years.It's not even been 1. This is why I don't use /v/
>Do you wanna know something funny, Ashley?>Even after everything you've done...>I still would have saved you.
>>544147127>b_fakesmileLoses cuteness because it's not genuine.
>>544147436It's common in my country, I've used baking soda followed by half a bottle of vinegar to unclog a train. It woks in a pinch but actual solution made for unclogging is way better.
>>544150216It's one of the crappy talismans Ashley made in ???'s realm, I think she makes them in the cliffhanger route on screen and she presumably made one off-screen in SnS to act as a beacon for her to self-summon between two talismans.
>>544152478>unclog a trainESL ALERT
Kill ashley. Behead ashley. Roundhouse kick ashley into the concrete. Slam dunk an Ashley into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Ashley. Defecate in an Ashley’s food. Launch Ashley’s into the sun. Stir fry Ashley’s in a wok. Toss Ashley’s into active volcanoes. Urinate into Ashley’s gas tank. Judo throw Ashley’s into a wood chipper. Twist ashley’s head off. Report Ashley’s to the Wizards’ Council. Karate chop Ashley’s in half. Curb stomp pregnant Ashley’s. Trap ashley in quicksand. Crush ashley in the trash compactor. Liquefy ashley in a vat of acid. Eat ashley. Dissect ashley. Exterminate ashley in the gas chamber. Stomp ashley skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate ashley in the oven. Lobotomize ashley. Mandatory abortions for ashley. Grind ashley fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown ashley in fried chicken grease. Vaporize ashley with anti-matter. Kick old ashley down the stairs. Feed ashley to alligators. Slice ashley with a katana.
>>544152653What? You don't unclog trains in the West?
>>544110009new? are you perchance a zoomer? though i might be wrong, i feel like this is a generational difference, and that most zoomers don't know what a pearl necklace is.
>>544152863>andrey and alya
>>544153168Andrej and Anna
ToxiSoda is Sproke
>You can't write that we have 10 kids on our tax forms so that we won't pay taxes Ashley, we'll get busted for tax fraud.
>>544154042PUT MORE BABIES IN ME ANDY!
>>544152098'drew forgot how to smile years ago, every smile is fake.
/calg/'s got to be one of the whitest generals on this board. The rest of /vg/ is just gacha spam populated by Southeast Asians.
>>544152857Fact check: TRUE
>>544154281This seems like a genuine smile. >>544154828Check out the census.
>>544154912>Check out the census.Yeah, that's what I mean. I know there's the whole Amerimutt meme, but I still find it hard to believe that the Americans here are blacks and illegals interested in a game about white people banging their relatives. That less than 1/4 of /calg/ is from Asia and Latin America COMBINED tells you everything.
>>544155450>no finland
>>544155450White Americans are real?
>>544155450I, too, find it hard to believe that non whites would spend so much time reading.
I want anon to know I really liked this doodle of his
>>544155450Is Dominican Republic anon still with us?
>>544155450The 3 Brazilians fuck their sisters
>>544155945Älä nyt sitten, oonpas täällä!
https://x.com/lewd_apple/status/1982176392033792065
>>544156114I really like your doodle too, no homo.
>>544156114>I really liked this doodle
>>544156743Wh-what?
>>544156270ei viddu assley ei siwasd saa es :DDD
>>544155450>two RomaniansI guess the other one is probably this artist: https://x.com/shalulia/status/1957545685936423045
>>544157185Holy shit that is kino
>>544106312Whens the double chin? and whats her weight
me when my sister
>>544158153>>>/v/724234274Isn't there supposed to be a site-wide rate limit?
>>544158882There's no rape limit when I get my hands on you.
>>544147436I swear to fucking god, I have seen this shit argued all over the internet since yesterday, why the fuck do I keep seeing this shitty argument? THE REACTION IS WHAT DOES THE CLEANING, NOT THE OUTCOME OF MIXING THEM.
Love your mom.
>>544159406Love your wife
>>544106312>ashley chugs
>>544159317But the reagents are reacting with each other, not what you're trying to clean.
>>544160062NTA but I'm pretty sure it's the physical aspect of them heating up and expanding that clears the clog
>>544127319Andrew is pretty based for this, though he should have lifted her bangs.
>>544160234Well, not heat. The reaction of acetic acid and sodium bicarbonate is endothermic. It actually cools down.But the carbon dioxide development could mechanically agitate the clog.
>>544160691>The reaction of acetic acid and sodium bicarbonate is endothermic. It actually cools down.Chemistry class fucking SUCKED
>>544160959>disgusting greasy pimples
My mental health has taken some serious hits recently
>>544163097You should stop doing drugs
>>544163097>t.Andrew (but he won't admit it)>t.Ashley (but she won't admit it)
>>544163097Same. I suspect it's because the sun hasn't touched my skin since the covid era I have a night job and because I don't eat any fruit, just some veggies 2-3x a week. I worry that I might be going schizo.
>>544163097Mine too. Only a sister can set you free
>>544163097Buddy, I feel that. I emailed a psychiatrist, but she didn't respond. So I guess I'll kill myself
>>544164443>sheGet a male psychiatrist.
>>544164530Anon, there is a 0% chance I would feel comfortable talking to a male about my feelings. It has to be a girl
>>544165257are you a femanon? if not, then a male shrink is the best option for you
There's an empty space inside my heartWhere the weeds take rootAnd now I'll set you freeI'll set you free
Sisters are...something?https://x.com/T0x1c_G3n0cid3/status/1982324435169218748
>>544165257Male psychiatrist for men, female psychiatrist for women.
>>544165660No, I'm a guy. But if I talk to a dude about my problems I will 100% think he thinks I'm a huge bitch and that he's better than me
>>544166272>I will 100% think he thinks I'm a huge bitch and that he's better than mebro... there is a LOT to unpack there...
>>544166272From therapist to prostitute, anyone you have to pay to talk to will think that you're pathetic but they'll pity you. It is what it is.
>>544166272nigga that's the point of going to therapy
>>544155450Why are modern 4channels so obsessed with race? The idea that you need to link your race to your taste in videogames is something out from a monty python parody.
>>544166272Go to church.
>>544166272it's fine as long as you don't do it to oftenremember to not be draining to those around you!
>>544166795>modern 4channelsHi new. Humans are great at patterns recognition and have become hyperaware of race due to its increasing politicization over the past 1.5-2 decades. We're just sharpening our pattern recognition by noticing outsiders in every aspect of our life.
>>544166795>modern 4chanPattern recognition. The site ain't the same these days and it's easy to see.
>>544166795>Why are modern 4channels so obsessed with race?
>>544166795You're not ready for the next 10 years. Prepare. https://files.catbox.moe/06nak0.mp4
>>544168061Which one of these girls is Nemlei?
>>544168221The one with a weiss macht tattoo on her back.
>>544168061they all have dicks btw
>>544168524Probably.
>>544166469Nonsense, I am completely sane, normal, and well adjusted. I'm not paranoid, YOU'RE paranoid
Stick.
>>544169070Stickley
>>544169332Fuck you I wanted to post stickley I wanted to I WANTED TO HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME
>>544163097Same, brother.
https://x.com/MylesS31139/status/1976406621254451599
>>544170190
>A friend in need's a friend indeed~>A friend with weed is better~>A friend with breasts and all the rest~>A friend who's dressed in leather~>A friend in need's a friend indeed~>A friend who'll tease is better~>Our thoughts compressed, which makes us blessed~>And makes for stormy weather~
>>544167072Oh shit, so you're just a /pol/tard? Grim.> increasing politicization over the past Yes, just like you brought race out of nowhere like a retarded faggot.> pattern recognitionMy pattern recognition tells me every time I see a retard bringing off-topic identity politics is some flavor of /pol/tard. Seems like I'm right.> by noticing outsidersFaggot, YOU'RE the outsider. But not only on 4chan, also in society. Or what? Do you think your evangelical pastor and your average conservatard approves the incest game? Your "side" is the same that tried to cancel this game and get the fanbase destroyed. You're the meme of the self-hating nazi catboy incarnated.
>>544168061What is the video? I live in the New Soviet Union and it's blocked.
>>544170837Why is pattern recognition a bad thing? When SEAmonkeys shit up the catalog by simultaneously baking 10 Genshin threads before the current thread has even hit bump limit, am I simply to ignore the issue?
>>544170837
>>544170837In Delphia we'll flog degenerates like you.
>>544171458The site catbox is blocked in your country or are you asking me where I got that video from?
Thank goodness there are no mentally ill people here. I love my mentally sound thread compatriots
>>544172278The site is blocked. I need asylum in Delphia >>544172076
Subtle butt touch.
>>544172568>Subtle
>>544172520
>>544172520Imagine the smell
>>544172536Password is /calg/https://filesupload.io/get/download/f91nw9f0
>>544172815thanks for the dolphin porn, anon
>>544172757is this what crushing on your sister feels like
>>544171818I don't care about gacha. The problem is when someone tries to sneak retarded identity politics in unrelated topics and politice it. Especially when is the fucking flavor of politics that tried to get this game banned and the author destroyed. That shit needs to FUCK OFF without question.
>>544172748More subtle than the belt loop CG.
>It's all a joke! Everything anybody ever valued or struggled for… it's all a monstrous, demented gag!>So why can't you see the funny side?>Why aren't you laughing?
If you were in Andrews shoes, what are you doing in this scenario?
>>544172815I got the same exact thing as Catbox.I hate this fucking cuntry.
>>544173112Only if you have negative rizz.
>>544173351Which scenario?
>>544173351forgot image, fml
>>544173362just use tor lmao
https://x.com/zayaaa_zaya/status/1982315414869983418
>>544156114Thanks anon you're so kind
sitting in a field... holding hands... with andrew... listening to him... talk about books
>>544173723>"Wow! There was one fish, and then another fish showed up! And one was red, and the other was blue? Do go on..."
>>544173362Just for you I've upload it on motherfucking youtube (because I love you that much) and I'll delete it in like 10 minutes. Idk.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ieco-VlhAJI
>>544173937Retardley... my love
>>544173601I like how TCOAAL has one of the most prolific fanart userbase being even bigger than most triple a games. what is the reason artists love this game so much?
>>544173601I'm pretty sure a lot of the more decent fanart comes out of Asian countries, and they love their incest over there.
>>544159572On it.
>>544174842TCOAL was made to be anime style.
>>544174049Thank you anon,I was downstairs playing with my dog and missed it
>>544174990Kinda fucked up that this is canon lmao
>>544175169You're welcome!I just realized that the music resulted in it being blocked worldwide.
>>544175313I caught a glimpse of Taylor Swift in SS gear, this is not the first time.
>>544175507Devious anon. Needs spanking.
>>544173601Next OP image surely
Please God, I want to impregnate Renee so bad. I want her to bear my children with those beautiful child-bearing hips. That beautiful, radiant angel. Like a goddess, having come down to Earth to cleanse us of our sins.Renee is beyond divine. I can't help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see her beautiful figure even though it's behind that unnecessary black clothes. I yearn for her in a way both primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in United States history just to lick the sweet, glistening sweat from her smooth, creamy skin. I want to listen to her moans as my manhood throbs within her, I want to hear her heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversiblyintertwine in the holy sin of carnal union.I want to suckle at her motherly bosom, slurping that rich juice milk from her teat as she gently strokes my raging erection. I would stir her velvety cream into my coffee and let my balls boil in it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes. I would make love to her until my body gave out, and then some. I would let her break my rib cage with any part of her body. I would let her hit me with her car just to be near her for a brief moment.
>>544176727why are you obsessed with herlike I don't hate her like other delphians do but I don't see the appeal
>>544176727Why did the artist make her so fucking bottom heavy? Her legs + ass must be 60% of her body mass, at least.
>>544174152Hey! that's not retardley, it's pureley.... innocentley....
>>544176727Based hornyposter, I've been there
>>544176980If you haven't written an obsessed hornypost for at least one of the characters, are you really a fan?
>>544178118
>>544179520>now that my 'head' is clear....
how would ashley react to an unprompted french kiss
>>544178118That apple really didn't fall far from the tree. Think Andrew notices that he behaves like his mother at times?
>>544176727based doug
Does Andrew love men?
>>544182420Andrew loves his sister
>>544182721Why is there a jelly bean?
>>544182721Renee seems like the type to like the idea of wearing a sex toy in public, but I don't think she ever would
>Ashley keeps baiting Andrew into saying "I love you" back to her>it's usually met with sarcasm or utter disdain from him>tfw whatever route ends up being the happiest one will probably have him saying it back and actually mean it, catching her completely by surprise
>>544183230If this doesn't happen I'm going apeshit
>>544183230If this happens I'm going apeshit anyway
>>544183337How could it not happen?
>>544179971Andrew would beat you to death for suggesting that and try to pretend what you said was wrong and burying it asap before he could actually think about it.
>>544183553NTR ending
>>544183778die
You sigh, look awayI can see it clear as dayClose your eyes, so afraidHide behind that baby faceDo-do-doDo-do-do
>>544183230>keeps baiting Andrew into saying "I love you" back to herShe does? I think she only says it when she's afraid of Andrew, not in Burial or pre-route episode 1-2. Don't get me wrong, I think she loves him in her own twisted psycho way.
>>544184364>I think she loves him in her own twisted psycho way.No, she loves him in an absolute sense. Ashley loves Andrew, and is IN love with Andrew.
>>544184845Nah, it kinda feels like a little girl's attachment to a parental figure.
>>544185048You are incorrect.
>>544185120>"Teehee. Thanks, Daddy!"
Ashley loves the idea of an Andrew Graves; some kind of abstraction, but there is no real him, only an entity, something illusory. And though he can hide his cold gaze and you can shake his hand and feel flesh gripping hers and maybe she can even sense your lifestyles are probably comparable: he simply is not there.
>>544185294Good thing Andrew Bateman is just a meme.
>>544185292Anon, I...
I've finished this game just a few days ago, with all endings. Do you guys know any VN or even book that has a similar writing style? I haven't read anything quite like it yet. The writing was super fun
>>544185292>he doesn't know
>>544187825Absolutely nothing comes close except other Nemmy-games.
>>544187825Anonymous Agony
>>544187450>>544187889Okay, I'm aware that pedophilia role play is some sort of fetish for damaged women but Ashley hasn't even had sex yet. It's more likely that she views Andrew as a lowkey parent.
>>544188164>pedophilia role playOh come on man give it a rest for one day.
>>544188257Daughter-daddy-diaper... whatever the fuck is called is pedophilia role play.
Should I ever reach this level of cope I ask my fellow anons to please sacrifice me to a demon, preferably ??? because LU seems like the kinda guy who doesn't care for the little guy.
>>544187907What other games has she worked on? >>544188147Eeehh... I'll check it out
>>544188880>What other games has she worked on?Check the OP, but No-Good Noelle and Better Half are considered the standouts.
>>544182721What's that red thing?
>>544113010>posting weezer lyrics while lusting for ashleyif ashley were real i would beat you to death for her affection. im right there in the boat with you. i get off between 3 - 5 times a day. ashley is literally fucking perfectif your dick hurts, stop using your hand, and use something, anything softer. also do cardio to make sure you handle the blood flow better. also lets you goon more.i need to fuck ashley i need to fuck ashley i need to fuck ashley i need to fuck ashley i need to fuck ashley i need to fuck ashley
>>544188880Tourist-kun...>>544188946Fuck you. Jack-in-a-Castle and Divilethion are kino as fuck.
>>544189286>Tourist-kun...His first post was saying he just played the game. No reason to be mean
>>544189251Bro wtf
>>544189286imo jiac kinda sucked, but Divilethion was so fucking kino it hurt
>>544189251Glad to see the 'Ley receive some love instead of the hags and the hussies.
>>544189251>spoilerI have a soft onahole. I just can't use it when people are home because cleaning it is annoying. If I lived alone, it'd be all I use
>>544189458im actually always working on how to fap more. the hardest part isnt actually fapping a lot in a day, its keeping it up for weeks at a time. every little while i still need to take a break. ive literally gotten athletic as fuck trying to get more nuts in a day. meditation, boredom, and not using the internet as much as possible is important as well to keep your dopamine levels okay. >>544189631get creative or you will actually hurt yourself. wrap your boxers around your dick or something and grip looser.
>>544189251>3-5 times a day makes his dick hurtwhat kind of fucking vice grip are you using?I can easily crunch out 10+ loads before i have issues
>>5441901393 - 5 times a day, every day, for weeks.its about consistency. my max is maybe 20 within 24 hours. i dont even wrap my hand around my dick all the way. very soft.
Please stop..
>>544190497Ivy is lucky I'm sistermarried, because otherwise she'd be in danger.
>>544190497Yeah, I should. I was going to reply with my own fapping habits, but this isn't the place
>>544190734weaki challenge you to a makina jack-off. winner gets the next episode early
>>544190962>makinaSTOPSTOP SAYING THIS FUCKING NAMEWHY DO I KEEP RUNNING INTO IT
Each day we stray further from God's light.
>>544188946Thanks a lot, I'm gonna start with jack in a castle since it looks like her oldest games. Though I don't expect her previous games to be nowhere as good as The coffin of Andy and Leyley
>>544191667Enjoy! Don't rush, take your time to take it all in
>>544190734anon im so curious about your masturbatory habits. please indulge me.
>>544191667They're all good. You can see the search for her own style from the beginning. Also, I recommend trying to get the Jack route in Jack-in-a-castle. Is one of the funniest.
>>544191667She be jackin ma castle till I.. Uhhhhhhhhhhh...
>>544193191She beefin' cuz I'm stroganoff.
>>544192293I jerk off once in the morning in between brushing my teeth and breakfast, once again before I shower at night, and usually I can fit in one more at some point in the day. I use my onahole when I have time to shower and clean after, but normally I just use my hand (I'm uncircumcised, of course). Normally by fap number 3 I wear a condom and use lube because it's very unstimulating which hurts less and I also find really hot. It helps me edge for a while. The late night fap is typically the one I use to search for more Ashley images. I tend to get out of bed with a raging erection and a specific of her in mind that I want to fap to, and it normally lasts 15-20 minutes. The late night fap often involves me surfing the net for more Ashley images or genning them myself. I'll do this for maybe 60-90 minutes. The midday fap can very a lot between those two extremes, but it usually lasts 30+ minutes. So there, that's about all I can think to tell you about the way I masturbate to Ashley. And yes, it has taken over my life
9 months...
>>544190139>I can easily crunch out 10+ loads before i have issuesbizarre coomer brag
>>544194886Maybe she got pregnant and that's why things have slowed down
Pregnancy is not a valid excuse for slow writing/coding/drawing. Nemlei is not a construction worker, she is a prophet and prophets can proselytize while pregnant.
>>544194886I kinda regret that the game became super mega popular. I think it would have been better having a more niche fanbase. Once it gets too big is easy to check out and don't care.
>>544195942>super mega popular>one video cracks 500k views on their official channel???
>>544196008It's insanely popular for what it is.
>>544196069I wonder if it beats Danganronpa in sells, if I'm not mistaken that series was the first VN with an English dub. A shitty one but still.
>>544196231The dub or the VN? Because from what I can tell, it's both.
>>544196008It's not super popular, but some youtubers like Manlybadasshero cleared well over three million views.
>>544196346Asmoldgold and other streamers too.I mean on one hand is great that the game is loved.But it kinda breaks the community and the pace of the updates. We used to be able to comment shit on Itch.io directly to Nemlei.
>>544195942>>544196008>>544196069I think it's moreso the fact it also became a meme.
I’ve decided all women should fuck their brothers. Every woman at my job bitches about shitty men they’re unrelated to.
>>544198220But most brothers aren't worth fucking though.
>>544198427Neither are most non-brothers
>>544198427Brothers can be made to be worth fucking.
>>544196346>>544196706Streamers like Asmon with millions of subs getting 1.5 million views is less impressive than Aster getting 700k views with 20-30k subscribers.
>>544199295That's just how the algorithm works at one point. It gets in a snowball effect. Although this hiatus has been useful to weed out the more FOMO fans.
>>544200051You meant FotM fans, but either way the point stands.
>>544185660Nonsense anon!
>>544190139>crunch outi hope you meant 'crank out' and that there's no actual crunching involved
>>544191667>mfw yet another innocent soul has been tricked into playing Jack Off In The Castle...
>>544200941I miss the femboy poster. Is that anon still around?
>>544201630He probably died of a mild cold.
I always save stuff like this to see how close their predictions will be in the future when Burial is released.
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>>544202102I can't believe cute Blushleys are so cute and Blushley!
>>544202315So cute!
>>544200735why do you make me do this to you, old man?https://voca.ro/17yx4V1RSdcG
>544202627go away
Praise ???May Ashley be forever enslaved to do ???s biddingMay the brother eat shit and die
>>544202627I haven't heard a Vocaroo for a long time in these threads.Also why do I always see things about masturbation making little clap noises like in this audio in popular culture? Mine only did when I was a very young preteen as the side of my hand would hit my bare crotch skin but haven't heard that slight clapping ever since. Is it a smol dick thing?
>>544202102Burial bros are STACKED and PREPARED. We better get made justice or we're going postal.
>>544203062i'm just flapping my hand, i can crack my wrist on command
>>544202745MISTER ??? I'M A HUGE FAN
>>544203062my dick is 5 inches and it makes that noise sometimes.
She peaked in high schoolMany such cases
>>544204587I like her mall goth outfit better tho
Do you think Ashley kissed anybody before Andrew
>>544205220Her parents, obviously
>>544202102>The "troubles ahead" shown by the trinket were what they were for a reason>Burial Sane has no direct visionCurious...
>>544205641>Incestchads get a good ending>Friendzoners get shit endingPlease make it be true
>>544206440>Sane won't have incest
Do you agree?
>>544206440Both will have incest
>>544209006All roads lead to Rome, as they say.
>>544208535Nah. Andrew fits the emo archetype perfectly with its current physique. Is part of his appear.
>>544208535No. Andrew and Ashley are both decently good looking but not remarkable and that's the best way for them to be.
>>544205220Hopefully, being a kissless virgin is just sad
>>544210259nope if you're saving yourself for the right person (you brother)
>>544210259you would know, huh?
>>544210942I lost my virginity 6 years ago>but i haven’t had sex in two years so maybe it’s grown back
>>544212209>had it more than onceIt truly does ruin your forever, doesn't it?
>>544202102>(see left)>looks at wall >picrelretard doesn't even know directions
>>544212948>>544202102In all seriousness tho, I like the speculation
>>544203062Mine makes a similar noise but in my case it's the moistened foreskin closing and opening over the head
>>544212209Man, who knew that getting laid once with someone you didn't marry would make you a huge faggot and ruin your morals?
>>544213264>who knew that getting laid once with someone you didn't marry would make you a huge faggot and ruin your morals?The entire civilized world for all of recorded human history.
>>544212209no you didn't, otherwise you wouldn't be on 4chan. so let's not lie to each other.
God, I need a fat girl to lay on top of me
>>544217642It's not very comfortable. Mind you my sister isn't fat, just a horse.
>>544217843Is she blood-related?
>>544218257I... what?
>>544218339Your horse sister. Is she related to you by blood?
>>544218458Yes, anon. That is one of two primary defining characteristics of a sister.
>>544217843>Rule 15. All pony/brony threads, images, Flashes, and avatars belong on /mlp/.
I can't tell if the lack of intelligence on display is genuine or not, and that is painful.
>>544218526Why are you related to a horse?
>>544217843I just need to feel the weight of another human being on top of me
>>544218742Why aren't you?
Hay, enough horsing around.
>>544102150Andrew will rape Ashley in burial
>>544220893*Leyley but yes
There won't be any rape in Burial.
>>544221771Why do you think so?
>>544221826Because there wasn't any in Decay (so far).
>>544221920Fair, how do you think their relationship is going to differ in Burial from Decay? Besides the obvious implications
>>544222051I would predict that Andrew starts to care less about hiding how he feels and Ashley won't know how to respond as it escalates and begins stirring deep down feelings that she needs to address.
>>544222051One of Ashley's primary concerns in Decay is not getting killed by Andrew. From what we've been given this isn't much of a concern in Burial, so then the question becomes how she can control him. The primary point of contention, I feel, is going to be the manner in which Andrew "accepts" and how Ashley reacts, but I don't see rape as a factor in that and, to be frank, while I would by no means call Nemlei a sissy when it comes to dark stuff, outright capital-"R" Rape seems a bit beyond the pale even for her.
>>544221920Play the fucking game
>>544222970Cite one (1) instance of rape in the game
>>544223098>I don't want to>Well I doI don't have the screenshot, someone post it
>>544223440>he's still trying to argue that women can rape men
>>544221920>>544223098>>544223520What is the definition of rape?
>>544224453How you were concieved
>>544224575Well I must concede that there cannot be any rape in The Coffin of Andy and Leyley given that my parents are not characters in the game.
>>544225203>tranny devisionRAUS!
>>544224453I'm not playing the definition game. I wrote this last threadI've not read a single post about rape above, but we've been over this already. Women can't rape men. I get that, theoretically, they can. But not actually. Like, sure, a 300 lbs woman could hold you down and rape you, but realistically, the average woman is so weak compared to the average man. Did Ashley sexually assault Andrew in SnS, I guess. If I was her lawyer, I could probably convince a jury of that. But did she RAPE him? Nowayfag. Even if I was stumbling drunk, I could beat up my little sister 100 times out of 100. Andrew wasn't over the moon giddily happy when they had sex, but he wasn't totally against it. It was a moderate sexual assault at worse. Your standard "I was drunk" thingAnd I stand by it
do not start this shit againthere has been no rape so far
>>544225952>I'm not playing the definition gameIf we can't agree on what the subject matter even is then it is impossible to talk about it. Until then, your working definition of rape can be assumed to be whatever makes you feel correct. Meanwhile, everyone else understands that rape is unconsensual sex and this is a completely uncontroversial stance. I've had the courtesty to provide a working definition for you, and you can either contest my working definition, or concede that the game indeed has rape under my working definition.
>>544226828If Andrew didn't consent, why did he have sex with her?
>>544227107Because he got coerced??
>>544227107Because he wanted to.
>>544227479Dah look man, I'm not going to tease the issue out of you. Go back and read the last thread, we talked about it there. Andrew could've simply NOT had sex with Ashley, yet he did. It was at WORST a minor sexual assault because he was drunk, but not rapeAndrew is like a woman crying that she got drunk and slept with someone
>>544227805>Andrew could've simply NOT had sex with AshleyWow, what a shitty perspective. And still no working definition from your end.
/calg/, i just wanted to tell you that you're the only half decent place on the entirety of 4chan, and i appreciate you immensely for that. I don't have any fanart saved so have this cute cultists instead. Thanks for everything.
I'm starting to get really tired of "Andrew is the victim of Ashley" in every single instance. Can our guy just be pro-active for once? What is this cope that he never does anything in his own?
>>544228073And I love YOU, anon
>>544228257Andrew can overall inflate his victimhood while still getting raped
Andrew was raped in the sweltering hot summer of '95
stop feeding the rape autisthe wasn't raped, but he should have been
>>544228387Ashley is not strong enough to beat Andrew, let alone rape him. This argument is fucking retarded.
>>544228638>This argument is fucking retarded.Of course it's retarded, this nigga seriously wants to call it rape. Ah yes, the most insidious form of rape: where you let yourself get kissed and pushed over while the victim rapes himself with your body.
>>544228638>Ashley is not strong enough to beat AndrewSo? Who decided it's only unconsensual when they're stronger than you, what the fuck?
>>544228264
>>544228883>Who decided it's only unconsensual when they're stronger than youEveryone did until a couple of decades ago.
Anyways, Andrew and Julia get back together in Burial.
Why does Andrew have a female chin shape?
>>544229131Thanks for teasing the next gray vision.
>>544229243He just has more feminine, "pretty" features than the masculine characters
>>544229131please stop anon
>>544229243Too match his personality.
>>544228991>Everyone did until a couple of decades agoBecause retarded browns like you emasculate anybody who speaks up about it? I wouldn't talk about my experiences either if morons decided for me that my trauma doesn't exist, that I couldn't have possibly been exploited, and that I must be gay for not being enthused. Cunt. And your stupidity isn't just a female-on-male thing either, because your idea that only physical exertion can void consent gives a free pass for scummy browns like yourself to exploit women with plausible deniability.
>>544229801point and laugh!
>>544229801k lol
>>544229801sounds like you are projecting out of your ass
>>544229801Calm down.
>>544228493based
Stop arguing the pedantics of rape you fucktards let's talk about something actually progressive like sister tits
How are you all decaying along anons?
I henceforce name him bitchanon, cause he BITCH.
>>544230412I am excited for the devlog in 5 days personally!
>>544230412I'm looking forward to the devlog (Only two weeks left!)
>>544230527Can't wait for the christmas devlog that only exists as a present with no release date!
>>544229801Who raped you?
>>544231195I did. Bussy was loose as hell.
>>544231259Poor thing, every time he farts it sounds like an old man coughing.
>>544230412>October 2024 What the actual fuck? This was so long ago? Just how much is been since?
I can hear the angry offtopic blogposting already trying to conflate whatever with what happened with the game under entirely different circumstances.
>>544233905Lighting the Julia voodoo doll on fire.
>>544234014Based Murderley
>>544234014
>>544228264Look at this fucking goblin. This creature is cute, this THING is a fucking cinnamon bun. This little shit rots my teeth out with how saccharine she is.
Why hasn't Nemlei drawn Andrew's nips?
>>544238505Too lewd and difficult to draw.
>>544238505Same reason she hasn't drawn Ashley's hairline
>>544227107Doormat extraordinaire
>>544238456
>>544239184That thing is cute!
>>544238456>saccharineDangerous word.
>>544239548It's a good word.
>>544236442Eric...
>>544238505Quit nip-picking.
>>544163097It's funny how female obsession with big hands + female choking fetish results in them drawing girls with giraffe necks.
>>544166272A female therapist will think the same thing and probably judge you even more harshly.What you need is more physical exercise. It sounds like dudebro advice but it works. It's astonishing how much physical exercise fixes men's mental state. Way more effective than therapy.
>>544243008>A female therapist will think the same thing and probably judge you even more harshly.Worse, you'll get objectively bad advice that will sabotage you if you take it seriously.
>>544243008>What you need is more physical exercise.Simply going a walk a day does amazing things for your brain. No music, no phone, just one foot infront of the other thinking thoughts
>>544243129kek, saved
>>544243389>No musicI don't think that's necessary. Even if you bring music you'll probably end up turning it off just to think. But it's useful when the fun or introspective part of a walk is over but you've still got a long way to walk back. Exercise doesn't need to be an ordeal to be beneficial.
>>544243772>I don't think that's necessaryTo each their own at the end of the day!
>>544243008>>544243389Faglords talking about physical excercise.. sit and rot while gooning to sisterporn like a true modern day intellectual
>>544245131I don't think gooning is good for you.
>>544248179Can we do it together?
>>544248646You should goon with your sister.
>>544245131If you're not getting fit so your sister (real or imagined) will have intrusive unsisterly thoughts about your body then you're not truly incestpilled.
>>544248179I think goons should keep their leftist shithole social media conditioning language off of 4chan
>>544243772It depends where you walk, you don't need music around nature.
>>544242432No, I think you're just promoting your fetishes, disgust is disgust.
>>544250514I love walking in nature but when you've been walking for hours, you've seen all the sights and you're tired but still have hours of walking back to the car it's nice to have something to listen to.
>>544251195nigger fatigue
>>544096815Fun fact: sisters are very liftable no matter the age. Go lift your sister right now!
>>544251591If I try to lift her with my arms outstretched like that I'll slip a disk.
>>544251591Too fat.
>>544251663You can practice on me big bro!
Is it school holidays in America right now or something?
>>544251752Don't blame this on us.
>>544251819Why not? To my knowledge eurobros don't fetishize niggers even if they're cucks, they fetishize Ahmed.
>>544251937brainrotted porn-addict discord fifth columnists are transnational.
The only BBC relevant to this game is Big Brother Cock.
>>544251702This. There's no such thing as a loyal woman, she's always getting back at someone or something.
>>544252053This.
>>544252053
>>544251937>they fetishize AhmedNo they don't. This is entirely an American fantasy. I've never seen Euros post sexual stuff about Arabs, only Americans projecting their own interracial cuck fetish on others.
>>544252340
Sounds like a lot of "outbreeder problems"
Go seethe about how brown you are and how White women aren't interested in you somewhere else please.
>>544252815Literally, there is no point talking about racemixing in a delphic thread.
>>544252847You will never impregnate a white woman that hasn't been fucked by a POC man, you will raise my bastard.
>>544252706>they want a white church simp to step up and help raise the bastardAnd there's no shortage of church simps. They love a "reformed" whore. These men will straight up brag about how their whore wife turned her life around and act like they're blessed to have a used up slampig. It's like a fetish for these church cucks.
>>544252340These memes aged poorly with decay.
>>544252908The forces of evil see these threads as a threat and send their golems to destroy them.
>>544253150They aged poorly as soon as Julia dumped him in episode 1.
>>544252908Nor is there any point to posting delusional wignat fantasies.
>>544253079I like to believe that anyone can turn their life around but apparently the least desirable men are single dads. Isn't that something? The single mom whore doesn't want a single dad, she wants a church simp that makes a lot of money and has a prestigious job like doctor. Go figure.
Hyperborea is your sister's womb.
>>544253269The one on the left should be skinny since she gave her best years to tinder hookups.
>>544243129>Incest is badIt's funny how that's always the focal point of discourse even though that's the least of their problems. Even Ashley, she-devil herself points this out to Andrew
>>544251591God I always burn with the desire to hug and pamper her whenever I see her
>>544255112>even though that's the least of their problemsI absolutely understand where you're getting at, but that's a bit reductive. From the audience perspective it's a complete non-issue relative to the shit they're embroiled in, it barely qualifies as background noise, but it's also one of the major hurdles in their relationship because Andrew cannot accept this part of himself.
Chances of anal sex in this game?
>>5442565176.4%
>>5442565170% cuz that's gay.
>>544256592It's not gay if it's your sister's shitpipe.
>>544256592>implying having sex with women is gay>implying gay sex is even a problem to nemlei
>>544256734>>544256652Anal sex with a woman is cowardice, just go have sex with a femboy you weirdo.
>>544256841I'm not gay, and I don't want AIDS.
>>544256841>Anal sex with a woman is cowardiceWhat is cowardly about having sex with women?
>>544257279Imitating homosexual acts.
>>544257681How insecure must you be about your heterosexuality? Homosexuals drink water too, is that a homosexual act?
>>544257837I drink grog.
>>544257956ew
>>544257964Better than homo water filled with estrogen.
>>544258302nta Bread water isn't much better.
>>544258352who said anything about bread water?
>>544258352Grog is watered-down rum. Rum is already disgusting.
>>544258470Oh, in that case I take it back. Rum is literally the most tasty alcoholic beverage! It's between rum and cognac (brandy).
>>544258606I do not like you.
>>544258663Brown-coded post, no white European hates cognac/brandy.
>>544258639No.
https://x.com/scooub/status/1982408308574359904
>>544258741I really hate this genre of posting. You do realize calling everything "brown" waters it down as an insult?
>>544258761yes
>>54425885492% of the world is some shade of dark, it shouldn't even be an insult for me to accurately describe your skin.
>>544258854
>>544258975I'm literally as white as you can get.
>>544259057Then why do you act like such a non white?
You're both brown.>drinks grog
>>544258979Seems like it.
>anal debate hoursnow this is the/calg/ I know and love.
I drink monster energy
Tinyley attackhttps://x.com/itumogdgd/status/1982541382939300160
>>544259538>debateIt's not a debate, you should be tonguing your sister's butthole to ensure she feels loved and appreciated.>>544259974We fucking LOVE tinyleys.
>>544259974cute.
>>544099171The weeds are destroying my garden.
>>544259870samei used to drink latitudes until i found out monsters have 2/3rds the caffeine but thrice the volume... and pipeline taste good
>>544260152Always weeds with you. Why are weeds the only thing you talk about? I'm tired of this talk about weeds.
>>544260213I like most of the zero ultra flavors besides the orange and grape flavored ones. Too much sugar in the regular variety and I'm getting old so if I want to stay handsome for my platonic sisterwife I need to make sure I pay attention to that kind of stuff.
>>544260213Why does monster put some of their best flavors in some of the gayest looking cans
>>544260815Cute daughter.
>>544260032Yeah? Well, I fucking LOVE bigleys, bigly. Check this!
>>544106312
>>544264018Imagine slampiggie sisass
>>544258769Don't punch your sister in the womb
This game will be allowed on /vr/ by the time Kit9 makes merch
>>544258769Absolutely undelphic degenerate average female artist fantasy. Hurting the womb is criminal and no brother who loves his sister would do it even if the sister asked him to.
Don't forget to very subtly grope your sister's sistush.
>page 7
Maow
Mreow
>>544274168But who was hand?
>>544274237Me
>>544274237Renny
>>544276901>Renee>being near her children
>>544274237me(catrew wouldn't let me pet ashley and kept scratching and hissing, so i put him outside the living room, then gave catshley the petting of a lifetime)
>>544276901Runny
You people ruin all the excitement, macabre and eroticism of the story by spamming the same tasteless Malaysian goon material and waifufagging all day. I don't want to see a single "fanart", I don't want to see your lousy attempts at expressing romance or love or "breaking taboos". Most of you are probably either trannies or some shade of brown and you make me sick.
>>544278491this
>>544277843I prefer Russy myself.
>>544278697>rat video.mp4
https://x.com/liachaaann/status/1981439170116788704
>>544279524
>>544278697>>544278821
It's absolutely horrific that, every morning, I'm forced to leave my nice warm bed with my soft warm pillow and step out into the cold and arbitrary confines of reality. It's inescapable. And yet, I'm supposed to believe the creator of this world is good?
>>544251591>>544217843
>>544277843Cunny?
Ashley takes it up the ass
>>544282086
>>544282262Realistically Leyley would just shout "NIGGER!!! NIGGERNIGGERNIGGER!!!", causing public embarrassment for Andy.
>>544282842
>>544282842>>544282979Can we rank Nemleiverse characters by how racist they are? Grandpa Graves is defs on the top, even higher than Ivy.
>>544282262Kek, how am I just now seeing this?>>544282842No she wouldn't. Ashley wouldn't know that word because she's European.
>>544283443Uhhhhh....
>>544283642>In Denmark, the confection is known as a flødebolle (cream bun) and was in some parts, mostly in the Copenhagen area of Denmark, historically known as a negerbolle (nigger bun) or negerkys (nigger kiss).>In Flanders, the confection is known as negerinnentetten. The word can either be translated as "negress's tits" or could originate from the French word for head, tête, as the French word for this confection used to be tête de nègre, which is French for "nigger's head".>In the Netherlands, it was referred to as Negerzoenen ("nigger kisses") until 2006.>In Finland, the name originated from Germany, and they were named "Nigger's Kisses" (neekerinsuukot) >In Hungary, the product is called négercsók ("Nigger kiss")>In Slovenia, these confections are known as indijančki (literally "little indians"). They are also known as zamorčki ("little niggers")
>>544283642>>544284289The fact that this is a candy makes it even clearer that Ashley wouldn't use it like a slur. Sorry, it was a funny post, but I'm a stickler for canonicity
>>544221920>Because there wasn't any in Decay (so far)Andrew was raped in the sweltering hot summer of 2002 in SnS.
>>544284568>Ashley wouldn't use it like a slurThe mascots are the most cartoonishly ugly Africans you could draw; kids are going to go to town with that. And regardless of these sweets, every European child knew their language's word for "nigger", especially back when there were no blacks in their country to make people hold their tongues. They'd turn on the TV and hear in no uncertain terms that "niggers" shove discs in their mouth and ought to be made fun of.
>>544285321You very clearly didn't live in Europe in the 90's.
>>544285563Mene vittuun
>>544280348The creator is good, you just don't deserve hedonistic bliss.
>>544285847>laying in bed is hedonismI hate the Demiurge and I hate you for being it's agent
>>544285847Nemlei is the creator of the next world
>>544286018>believing gnostic fanfictionNgmi
>>544286018The Demiurge punches gods and has sex with his pixie outside time and space, and you're complaining about getting out of bed? Pathetic.
>>544286332I've got a demiurge to fuck your sister!
>>544286279
>>544286775Gnosticism is to Christianity what the haggot mod is to Andy and Leyley: OOC fanfiction made by redditors with a shit fetish.
>>544286775>believes God is real>insults himAt least the average atheist/agnostic can claim ignorance, but gnostics are unironically retarded. When both INT and WIS are your dump stats.
>>544286963The Creator is evil. Whether it's God or the Demiurge is basically irrelevant. I'd rather live in the world of ??? and Lord Unknown. At least there, your destiny is in your own hands. LU never demands worship for making a shitty world
>>544287230Is LU the demiurge?
Reminder TCOAAL is about a divine journey
>>544173601Reminder to use this as the next OP image.
>>544287230>I'd rather live in the world of ??? and Lord Unknown. At least there, your destiny is in your own handsLmao have fun getting enslaved by demons
>>544287210Isn't the whole thing about Gnosticism that the god isn't the true God? So you can insult him since he isn't the actual God.
>>544287210god is a mistranslation at best the "god" of the old testament is not the same idea of god as the new testament. the god of the old testament was a mortal being with an addiction to sniffing burnt fat.the god of the new testament is more of a transcendant essence
>>544287210Do you really think it matters? How can I, in good conscience, prostrate myself to an evil being? It wouldn't be genuine>just fake it broGod knows the truth of our hearts, there's no point.>>544287304No, LU is the vestige of the good god.
>>544287653>t.
I love whores (including Nemlei)
>>544287501Holy kino
https://x.com/covertbonezone/status/1982604280952651926Nipley
>>544287653>No, LU is the vestige of the good godImagine getting fooled by literal demons. Gnostic arrogance is hilarious
>>544288640Nothing beats muhammad, even he thought that his own divine revelations were demonic possession at first and he describes allah as a shapeshifting thing with one eye, two right arms and a shin connected to something that looks like a torso. If it possesses you like a demon, looks like a demon, and allows you to fuck a 9 year old girl...
>>544286963NTA, but Nemlei kinda put herself in that shitty position by stopping updates and communication. People obviously are going to get wild with mod and other crazy shit
>>544289093Nigga, the haggot mod began development way before Nemlei stopped doing devlogs. It's entire existance is just to satisfy momcest delusions.
>>544289073He was surely an interesting fella...https://youtu.be/jtTYxxmVpvA?si=6_5OOvcQv4sP08bI
>>544289469My point is that if you take so long to deliver what you promised people are still going to make their own thing. This has existed since forever with fanfiction,but game mods are similar. Just like at shit like skyblivion and other bethesda mods where they recreate whole fucking worlds. The hag mod is nothing in comparison with what the average bored gamer can do
>>544286963How gnosticism is OOC if is the earlier record of Christianity? If anything, is the institutionalized amalgamation we have today that is the one out of the loop.
>>544287230This kind of Gnosticism is beyond retarded and pure projection tho. Can't blame peoole for treating meme-gnostics as a laughing stock nowadays. As bad as any religious nutjob.
>he exists in this world without thinking it's evilNGMI
>>544289469No it didn't. Those fucking retards procrastinated a year before developing anything. They originally promised modding in a mod where Andrew and Ashley had sex, fell through. Also, they originally were under Will's control. So I find it extremely ironic now that neither camp gets along and are now using this game and it's community in a giant autism war. I sincerely hope every single person involved steps on a landmine.t. was there, for awhile.
>>544289073amazing what people will do for 9 yer old pussy...
:3
Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.
Gentlemen, pleaseWe're going to run out of ritualposts at this rate
>>544295493Thread's almost done. We're right on schedule
>>544293791
Brothers are dogs
moshi moshi
>>544301223
>>544298547dwsu wa?
>>544303893
>>544298547Please stop calling me.
>>544304142she kind of looks like Lain here
>>544298547Tbhley
>>544305840Lets all love 'Ley!
>>544306000YIIIPEEEE!!!!.wav
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