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Teio!
Sex with hag Umas
Me and my daughter
what uniques are good for CM5?
>marked
>>544100747>>544103212where did they go
>>544106007
EISHIN SOON!!
>>544105578>>544105667>>544105730A third Maruzensky has hit the building At least I can make her 4 stars now lmao
I gambled on 2 Maru grand parents for redshift. give it to me straight, I won't be making a new one but shes cooked right.
>>544106007Pits stop.
wtf if you reach specific Wit thresholds you get a higher chance to inherit skills.That's why it's a Wit game and Front Runner really need high Wit, it's cause of all the inherit RNG they have to deal with.
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt that can't fit into her bloomerssniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracen
Would Manhattan Cafe approve of me drinking Americanos?
Nightmare scrim3200m, heavy rain, awful moodBring as many as you want49389106
>>544105905I'm ready to sexually serve my emperor.
>>544100747>>544103212God damn this late race was a massacre
>>544106416
>>544106530potential: unlocked
>>544106569
>>544106416>>544106569>>544106748cute hag dork
>>544106748
Post better Narita
>>544105825welcome back
hi danchou, I'm 182k short of the daily quota, is that ok?
sometimes this horse aint so dumb
>>544107194>guts lvl 2
>>544106530>That BoFA proc on the last spurtPoor Mayano might have actually had that if that pocced anytime before.
>>544106454bwo why'd you start it early...
>>544107323doing guts with green ningen women in it is totally worth it, especially if theres two umas in it
>>544107332
>>544105874what's with gourmet parade that makes boys so appealinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAAf2RKB5-s
>>544105765REMINDERKikuka Sho (G1) laterR11 on 15.40 JSTyou can watch the race at the same place as last weekhonse info here https://en.netkeiba.com/race/shutuba.html?race_id=202508030911
uma pussy
>>544107524sweaty after-race umanko...
Is there a point to always racing the triple crown? Do you get any bonus besides the epithet or should I target races for the sparks they give?
Meisho.....DOTO!
>>544107524do not post my daughter like this
>>544107023Glad to be back
>>544106454aieee the gas out...
>>544107758You play triple crown for parent runs, there is no bonus other than fans******Unless your character has a hidden bonus, like Teio's hidden bonus for the spring triple crown.
>>544106919
>>544107775's boobs are gigantic
hahahahaha get it?
>>544107785UMA PUSSY
>>544106454Golshi passed Daiska at the last possible second and nobody else made it to the podium in time for the picture, grats.
>>544106189bros tell me im gona be okay
>>544108093you're a nigger and not my fellow turbo appreciatorplease leave your fan club ID at the entrance desk
>>544106454Eat shit muri NPC umas.
>>544107986I really like this one because I feel like it's definitely something she'd let slip out at the moment.
Can we get some new 1* and 2* Umas?I already 3*'d all the current ones.
>>544108114>doxxed again
>>5441061892 accels or bust, keep rolling.
>>544108192UMAPUSSY
>>544108114Kaite....
horse real
>>544106189just like what you ate as a child, glue.
>>544108114STOPFUCKINGDOXXING PEOPLE
Alright, time to stop being horny and/or weird /uma/.
putting a ringu on my kingu
I stand like this.
Why is there so much hag posting? what is this, I thought this website is all about loli??
The Groundwork farming is killing my will to live bwos...I don't get how WitGod's guide is mathematically reasonable. Getting a 3* Blue is hard enough alone, especially on a Groundwork parent where you're never going to get 1100 in a stat because you're trying to do as many G1 races and training all over the place for as many hints as possible. So that's forever a 5% chance to get a 3*(Plus the 20% RNG before that decides what stat it lands on). Then the Groundwork spark itself is just a 20% chance to get it. Then there's ANOTHER layer of RNG with Skill White Sparks where it's only a 5% chance to get a 3* White Spark.How the fuck is it mathematically feasible to get a 3* Blue Spark AND a 3* Groundwork White Spark unless the stars align.
FUCK I HAD RHE PERFECT SEIUNEARLY CHARMINGMEDIUM S GREAT RAINBOWSTHREE GREENSMISSED ON 12* GROUNDWORKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>544108776We love hags around here
>>544108776Liking loli is reddit.Liking hags is normalfag behaviour.Real men enjoy JKs.
>>544107775has huge wits.
Tachyon avatar? No dirt shoes for you.
>>544108885>>544108847What the hell... can't believe I was lied to for so many years, essentially ALL my life!
>>544108835Simply be lucky. Luck is a skill after all.
>groundwork but no greens>greens but no groundwork>focus sometimes I guess>can't even salvage the run because no groundwork sparkWHY
to be fair, these are the minimum requirements to bring Seiun Sky to the CM4 if she doesn't look at least like this you're producing only glue
So like, why is Musaka mistakenly always called Roppei? Some Japanese thing I don't know about?
meeting with the club deciding who's going to get kicked next
>>544108902
>>544108776Men of culture love fully developed women
Oguri Plap
>>544108835You don’t really need a 3* blue, and 3* gw is a luxury, with 12* across parents you have a good chance of inheriting. This chart is with 161 affinityRemember you can always highroll more stats, a couple rainbows is well within blue spark rangeDistance sparks and groundwork sparks are more important
>>5441087764chan became reddit like... 10 years ago
>>544108835This advice is unironically garbage.You don't need 3* Groundwork on every parent, would this retard actually use a 3* Power, 2* Mile, 3* Groundwork parent with no greens and no great midgame skills over a 3* Power, 2* Mile, 1* Groundwork with good skills?It's even fine to not have Groundwork an a parent desu if the parent has a bunch of other good skills and you have high affinity.
>>544109097
>>544109078kanji reading
>>544109058Minimum without Groundwork? Good fucking joke.
any stream link for the kikuka sho?
>>544109335there is a reason witgod doesn't have groundwork parents - because his own advice is unreasonable.
>>544109335>it's fine to not have Groundwork on a Groundwork parent farmlollmao even
What 17th in H.Stakes does to a run
You don't need Medium S to get Platinum for CM. You only need to get lucky.
>>544109346
>>544109097but what if the danchou is also on the same tier as the ones who deserve to be kicked...
>>544109580Dumb pigeon giving out bad advice again…
>>544107758for parents currently some shared epithets are +1 affinity
>>544109478Yeah bro, your Groundwork is gonna be super useful with your 2 green skills
>>544109705Curren-chan? More like Curren SLUT
>>544108451Being horny for Turbo is weird.
I hate her fucking chipmunk voice and all girls just like her
>>544109335obviously... you dont need to take it at face value ofc its hard getting 3* groundwork on everything
>>544107483Don't question it, just accept it.
>>544108835it was a bad example to show 3 outside the borrow even the doc says roll for 2 of desired spark then decide if you want to loop. if anything pinks are the real bitch. you can just do more runs and get lucky with 1 skill spark can't do anything about a lack of style/distance spark
>>544109752??The whole point is that there's no other way to get Groundwork because the hints are on useless cards, meanwhile the greens are on decent cards
>>544108402If she keeps the mask on then, would
Rice my beloved
FUCK IT WE BALL
>>544108372hey...
>>544109965
>>544110070Congrats on your marriage.
>>544110070zamn
>>544108835>How the fuck is it mathematically feasible to get a 3* Blue Spark AND a 3* Groundwork White Spark unless the stars align.It's honestly a bad example for witgod to show 3* blues 3* white, since you have to be breeding lady luck for that to happen. You need to be content with 2* blue 2* white on every parent which is more doable.
>>544109580Getting lucky means getting medium S...
>>544108689CIA?
>>544110176Reminder that your UMA mother can hear you jerk off at night and day
>>544107420
>>544110120juice ain't worth the squeeze but good luck
>>544107775Doto.....RAPE!
>>544109752NTA but it's far easier to go for cards that give greens over groundwork which you only have 2 opportunities to proc. Like you can make do with less than a perfect full 3* roster but that is the ultimate goal if you're going all in on front runners. Just look at the cards which give groundwork vs any of the cards with the greens for this CM track, the parent route is the only reasonable groundwork method cause I don't want to run Oguri every time, so why wouldn't you invest most of your time into making your parents as perfect as possible.Plus once you get your groundwork parents up and going you can use them for as long as you want, unless you want even more skill hints but that can be easily covered by different decks.
>>544110273umas can't give birth to humans
>>544106425I wish I was that cat...
>>544110176
>>544110378>Uma literally need human male to survive and further their raceYeah sure whatever you say Yuritard
A grand total of zero (0) summer rainbows, so I hard pivoted into a TT "ace" run. It's so aggravating to see the game actively rigging everything
>>544107758Check your Uma's secret events and see if there's any good bonuses for doing so
>>544109580>you don't need medium S
>>544110378i'm pretty sure it was said somewhere that they can have human males with slightly enhanced physical abilities
I just realized if I inherit slick surge white sparks, I don't need to have that genetic deadend Maruzensky as a parent/grandparent.
Umamusume will revive Western horseracing just as it had Japanese horseracing, then we'll get Secretariat and Seabiscuit and others in the gamehttps://twitter.com/randall_kznr/status/1982213890353119584
>>544110378Yeah, but they still need human males to create THIS
>>544110445>>Uma literally need human male to survive and further their raceare you retarded? what I said doesn't contradict that. uma mothers can only give birth to umas, the fact that you're seeing it as yuri propaganda shows how fucking buckbroken you are by xitter
come test your meta team against my favorites70571162
>>544110378They do though? Several umas have brothers
>>544110560"Let people have fun reee" and all that but fucking cringe. Mind you that plenty of wanna be rich people watching horse racing are equally as cringe, probably more.
>>544110434
>>544110519No because Slick Surge is not powerful enough to replace Red Shift. Now if you got On Your Left then you could be talking but that would require grabbing Winning Ticket Guts or whaling for Nice Natie Wit.
>>544110642You will never plap a sweaty uma cosplayer who does it for (You)
>>544110640human mothers can give birth to both umas and humans, that's how the first uma musume came about
>>544107513Where to watch the race?
>>544110739Why aren’t human women extinct yet
>>544110739Hen or the Egg, which came first? Fact is that Uma need human MALEs to create more Uma, plus it's been established for months (years) that Uma can have both.
>>544110617Tell that to Winning Ticket’s family speedreader
>>544110176Hopefully Air Groove can't hear me jacking off to her huge tits.
>>544110060>>544110328Relying on just hints to get your greens is retarded and you will skip out on good trainings just to roll for a hint and it's an Ace run so you can't prune useless hints and you're forced to use skill cards which can be suboptimal. My parent has 5* Groundwork and my borrow had 4*. Still got Groundwork most runs and got this Maru without getting a single Green from hints. Would have been a dead run if I obsessed about Groundwork sparks only.
doto is made for HUGS and LOVE ONLY
>>544110739>>544110378post actual proof or kys
>>544110695>Slick Surge is not powerful enough to replace Red ShiftBut it is. It even has an upside that it works on every track because the condition is just to be >5 in the late race.>1.8s 0.2 accel >2.4 0.2 accelPair that with pump and you're good.
How valuable is max energy up?Is it only good for getting more value out of a well rested, or does it help with training failure chances? For example will a uma with 20/104 energy have better chances of completing a training than one with 20/100?
>>544110932Not how it works, the burden of proof lies on you, yuriTRANNYnow go and become part of the funny 41%, or post proof that UMA have sex with FEMALE HUMAN or UMA to create more children, which is fucking retarded you heathen.
Anyone else just parent grinding and praying they luckshit day 1? Feels pretty dumb to make an ace atm when they become pointless in like a week.Day 1 is pretty easy to luck out on right?
>>544109427Looks like the same Kick channel from last time will be streaming it too. I’m leaving the links here in case anyone’s interested. I think it starts in about 3 hours:https://kick.com/b01doghoshttps://en.netkeiba.com/race/?jyo_cd=08
sad bait
>>54411099520/104 has a worse chance of success than 20/100. Max Energy up is a scam
>>544111083Day one is full of shitters brining their tt teams, Taurus aces, and umas that don’t meet the stat minimums. Any half decent team should easily get to group a.
uh oh tranny meltdooooooooown
>>544111045He's on your side you fucking moron. He's asking me to provide proof. Once again, you've shown just how pathetic you've become by random troons online >>544110932I looked at the wiki I think I mixed it up with something else but yeah it seems both uma and human mothers can make umas and humans so there's no species exclusive birthing going on
>>544110995Max energy is unironically a brick.Sure you can "work with" more energy, but the % of how much energy you have will work against you, since you'll have lower success rates on training on average since its not like your energy bar be full very often - having 50 energy with your base energy bar is MUCH better than having 50 with a huge one
>>544110917and for marriage with her trainer (me)
>>544110695It's easier said than done but honestly I just get them all. Seeing Pump, Slick Surge, Red Shift, and Shooting all go off is amazing when the gamble pays off. A shame we can't also use Furious Feat this time like in Cancer.
>>544111165>>544111274do they fix it
>>544110995Failure rate is based on energy % rather than amount.
>>544110378>>544110617Vodka has multiple brothers, and male Umas dont exist.How is this an argument? It ends with that simple statement. Her mother was an Uma.
>>544110801Unless it's a high rate of an uma being born then why would they?
Wasn't expecting Doto's first 4 chapters to be this boring, only gets interesting when Opera O is there. The trainer feels out of place, like just a bystander
>>544110628I don't mind losing to this variety
>>544111496come on bwo, you gotta at least get top 3
>>544110902No one's saying its impossible with less. The best skill to get offloaded into a parent is Groundwork, the point is that the better cards have greens while the cards with groundwork are usually pretty shitty. You can easily get green inheritances on top of your groundwork parent because of how much easier it is to get hints from cards you're using to farm. Why not have the maximum chance to get Groundwork if you'll only have the 2 inspirations in your career to get it. Going for full 9* on a single parent isn't even expected to be done immediately but you can keep reusing them once you actually do manage it.
>>544111572stupid bitch didn't proc groundwork
I was about to grind a parent for Oguri (as in peak) but wow her choices are...I mean, her inheritance scores are great, but do ANY of these girls have a good inheritable unique?
>>544111650>solo frontoh nvm, you were screwed regardles
>>544111703No.
>>544111703For Ogurin? No, maybe Vodka's.But she doesn't need any other than her own anyway unless redshift/SFV.
>>544111703SC's unique gets buffed down the line and its decent. Think it becomes a .35 which is basically a buffed white recovery skill for the same price. Her scores are pretty good with a decent cast of umas too so could use for other careers as well.But if you're talking about those top 2, uhhhhh just run late surger oguri bwo...
>>544111618Yeah the best skill is Groundwork I'm not arguing against that, I'm saying that a 1* Groundwork parent with 2* Right Handed, 1* Firm Conditions and 2* Tenno Sho (Autumn) sparks is way better than a 3* Groundwork parent. I would even argue that the first parent would be better even with 0* Groundwork, assuming you have good Groundwork sparks on your Grandparents/borrow.
>my one and only ace is my Taurus Gold Ship because I haven't made one better than herI think I'm going to just accept my Group B gibs and call it.
>>544111420Yeah dunno when tho
>>544112061just make an oguri with red shift, easy group A right there
does clicking the rest button feel less like a GOOMBLE in the next career modes
>>544111703Anons can correct me if I'm wrong but you might as well farm agnes tachyon parent for oguri with a maru grandparent, im pretty sure that is her "best" comboxmas oguri NEEDS tachyon unique for her unique setup to be consistent/safe
>>544111996
>>544112134holidays oguri has 777 in her kit that's enough
>>544111397Wow thanks urara
>>544112120Bwo I don't have Oguri Cap...
kitasan negro
>>544112190No, it isn't. 777 is a wit check - are you going to bank every single race off that?777 and tachyon unique makes oguri's unique truly genuinely guaranteed
>>544106007>I must go>my people need me
>>544112228Bwo....
Is pasa still good in CM5 since its mile
>>544112204>12:38are you east coast or japanese
I want to personally breed Umas
>>544112340>phone fagwhatever the fuck that UI isit's a indo tard
>>544112228>>544112061>>544112061>bank on your golshi beating day 1>jump into aoharu and make a 1200/1200/1200 (insert easy pace ace here) with red shift on day 2>collect a free trip to A finals vs others who didn't do that (and maybe even luckshit a platinum)
>>544112338no, plancha procs too late
>>544112286You have 3 horses for a reason anon if your Oguri fails, your V. Bourbon or S. Maru will proc Angling.Trying too hard to play safe will fuck you over.
>>544110746https://kick.com/b01doghos
>>544112312>Essex OguriTHANKS ANON. Adding that to my collection
double debuffer thoughts?
>>544112228
>>544112334
>>544112550good for finals, bad for qualifiers. mood rng will rape you
>>544112461>83m in CM5 vs 33m in CM3Ouch. At least McQueen should be viable this time?
>>544112490>140-100 sp from a parent with a solid inheritance scoreyeah man thats just playing it too safe thats going to brick all your runs retardEven witgod told you to do this day fucking 1
>>544112554Damn Nigga, you live like this?
>>544112061just make two dominator debuffers and/or make/reuse your evil nature. End double dom is good
>>544112624sure but good luck not overtraining stam just to survive tenno spring
>>544112286>skill only procs at 3rd or 4th position>required to be consistent/safeSurely you jest
>>544112580>>544112334>thumbnail makes it look like her breasts are comically gigantic>she's actually holding a pillow or sign or somethingdisappointing
>>544112550i ran double debuffer in a couple of CMs and i swore off of it for goodit's just too heavy of a reliance on one ace and if she misses procs (and she will) then it's over regardless so having the second ace is better i think
despite everything, I still love Teio
>>544112554>mfw I didn't buy giant plushies before they closed the borders
>>544112717I would run them as late so you can cuck anyone trying to proc iron
/uma/ Let's have a spooky scrim! What makes it spooky? I don't know, it's spooky month so just roll with it.31751637
>>544112651You are missing out on another good midrace velocity skill. The Oguri that gambles and doesn't buy Tach unique will beat your safe Oguri more often than not.
>>544108835My best advice would be to not bother training front runner if you don't have a good groundwork parent yourself. Later front either comes with groundwork built-in like VBourbon and SSuzuka, or the cards that give groundwork is actually usable instead of dogshit like Air Groove. Pace is more viable and easier to build for CM4 anyway.
>double triple rainbows multiple times>no med S>med S>single rainbows all the wayI hate this loop
Bwos... I think Nice Nature is actually evil...https://files.catbox.moe/dcl9iz.jpg
>>544112340Korea>>544112409It's the latest Pixel Android version retard
which groundwork parents are useful for the next CM?
>>544112984Oh no! Poor Mayano, that must be awful!
>>544112979
>>544112783Anon, why are you gay?
>>544112984
>>544112651SHUT THE FUCKUPABOUT ""WITGOD""THE NICKNAME IS SARCASTIC FOR A REASON, NO ONE HERE ACTUALLY RESPECTS HIS OPINION, THEY JUST USE HIM AS A SHITPOSTING TOOL, NO ONE HERE IS USING RYAN ACES, OR USING GUTS CARDS, AND MOST IMPORTANTLYNO ONE IN THIS GENERAL IS GOING TO JUST NOT PLAY THE GAME FOR 3-4 MONTHS SKIPPING RIKO, EVERY SINGLE FUCKER HERE IS GOING TO USE OR BORROW HER, NOT A GODDAMN SOUL IS GOING TO JUST COAST ON THE GAME FOR THAT LONG ONLY TO GET TO MANT WHICH IS THE WORST PART OF UMA MUSUME PRETTY DERBYGO LOOK AT UMADB, NO ONE FUCKING MADE A MATIKANEFUKSJKDAKKTARU PARENT LET ALONE REDDIT TACHYON
>>544112984Nature would never do this
>>544112837I now see why you guys say Oguri is "oppressive" on this track. She had control the entire time and won without even proccing Pulse
>>544113132ummm 90% WR used Ryan in cancer cup and achived PLATINUM
>>544113132
>>544113132his videos are the only ones I watch not because they teach me the game, but because they are interesting
>>544113132b-but I'm using Ryan ace
>>544110917
>>544113132>NO ONE HERE IS USING RYAN ACESnah there's one guy here using Ryan and when she procs Iron, she easily wins
>>544113132Based. WitFraud BTFO
sex with gyaru
>>544113132that's cool and all but I'm still not taking advice from SEAdogs
The parent run special.
crashoutjunglepocket is my new favorite poster
>>544112837wtf, taishin is actually kind of attractive???
>>544110739>>544110812>>544111274Umamusume were obviously originally created from bestiality with horses.Its not complicated.HumanXhorse= umamusume however fertilization is extremely difficult.HumanXumamusume= roughly a 50/50 chance of getting a human male or an umamusume. The exact odds are based off of genetics. Generational breeding of umamusume with humans causes an increased chance of human children).UmamusumeXhorse= roughtly a 50/50 chance of a male horse or an umamusume. Again the odds skew towards horse with more generational horse breeding.Umamsume cant breed with each other since they are only females. Maybe in the future we will be able to produce children without males, but not yet.If you are wondering where all the normal horses are in the world of Umamusume, they are in specialized breeding captivity. With the advent of umamusume, the only use for normal horses is for pleasuring human females. Anything else that a horse can do, an umamusume can do better, so there is no need to raise them for that anymore.
>>544112496So who should I cheer for?I dont know any modern Horses.
>>544113487No way, it's gotta be the screaming Teio poster who spams the hard-r
>>544113351wait was doto the rapist all along
>jungle fraud getting uppity
>>544113132>t. meltygod
Which uma crashout will result in a severe pelvic injury to me?
Oh no...
>>544113532NOT MY HELIOS
>>544113132>t. 33% WR god
Kikuka sho is in 3 hours right?
>>544113557Eri King owned by the cygaymes ceo
I'm still not spending free carats on the riko banner
Is MANT really that bad?Are you guys all gonna quit when it happens? :(
holy fuck I got both in 43 rolls, finally karma for having to spark 2 banners back to back
>>544113132I'll do exactly 100 pulls for you, rikoGOD (sarcastic)
>>544113724of course not i'm turbo autistic and i think I'm going to love MANT
>witmore like shit
>>544113724>forced to play the game and get a billion fans in the processoh nyooo the horror
>>544113724If the runs really do take an hour, I'll only be doing one career a day, clubs be damned.
>>544113724I'm not quitting until June of 2026 bwo
>>544113132uh oh!
>>544113132SOVLful melty
umamusume is an SPD game
>>544113724This is my first gacha since I quit デレステ back in 2019 so I'll probably stick around, at least until Durandal is released.
I'm happy to share that I've been doing at least one career a day on my exercise bike.Uma musume is unironically keeping me active, I haven't missed a single day since I started.
>>544110296it's always worth it if it works
>>544112837/uma/ is wickedly scary strong! Let's do one more scrim before I go though!25467955>>544113189I don't have Oguri Cap (as in peak) but I do know that she's delivered the finishing blow to many of my CM races before so I'm always weary of her when I see someone brings one. And it seems I always have at least one in every room I host, it's scary!
>>544113724it's accelerated just come back when the next career starts bwo
>>544112984>https://files.catbox.moe/dcl9iz.jpgNature WOULD do this
Is End A needed for Bride Mayono?
How does Fast Paced compare to inherited Daiwa ult?
>>544113132they hated him because he spoke the truth
>>544114142doesnt daiwa ult have obnoxious activation requirements?
>>544114142DaiSca's unique is pretty bad as inherit, and fast-paced is one of the best front skills.
>won 2/5 lobbiesMy job here is done
>>544113557Oh so im guessing this chart >>544107513 is who their parents are.Okay Shohei got some good blood in him.>>544113701If they win we get free draws right?... right?
>>544114138not having style >A on a debuffer gives you a wit penalty, and wit is the entire build for a debuffer
Which Uma is this?
*BANGS*
>>544113562Well, she does want to imitate the overlord.
>>544114249Sunday Silece (the one on the far right)
>>544114138No B is enough but in my experience leads to being rushed more, and rush being a wit check to recover which I believe is modified by style aptitude, even in last place
>>544114116Nature would never do this to Mayano
>>544114264
>>544114193>>544114176Thanks I'm pretty retarded
I watched a video of Aoharu and anyone else actually looking forward to it?It actually looks fun
perchance
>>544114240it's a wit penalty for positioning and race logic not skill procs
Post THAT
>>544114017Why R Nishino Flower?
>>544114395I played a bit of Aoharu on JP and I was enjoying myself.
>>544114456hanshin + firm conditions
>>544114368this is forbidden love
what's the lore behind Nice Nature's red skills? Was the horse evil?
>>544114395I didn't want to spoil myself so I haven't seen anything of it yet, I hope it's fun
>>544114116Would she do it to me?
>>544114408
>>544114395Most of JP/KR liked aoharu, it was MANT that caused all the doomposting
Every spark of Groundwork is what % chance of it popping up in any inspiration event?
>>544114408satono cutemond
i like art of chrono having a bad day at the races
>>544114510and that's why it's good
>>544114545She’s always third so she may as well make herself useful somehow
IT'S FUCKING TIME BROSCAP (as in peak)
>>544114675It's scary that Mayano Top Gun would, infact, say that
>>544114032Nice fight /uma/, thanks for the scrims! I know what I need to work on now.A stronger Summer Spe-chan.
>>5441146473% per star before affinity
>>544114853summer spe is actually pretty gud this CM, but in the ends lates are always gambling
>>544114395Aoharu is still loved to this day because you can watch currently unimplemented umas run in races
>>544114545nyes, neicha didn't like other horses, especially during raceshe loved humans though
>>544112764Her breasts are already comically gigantic
>>544114896Huh guess I've been kinda unlucky but my setup isn't so bad. Low stats have killed both my groundwork runs sadly.
>just watched cingray 15BASED MOMMY HOLY SHIT
>>544114661It’s great
>>544114032>>544114853>5 A+ 1 A in both roomsTeio isn't going to be happy about this.
bro is a walking ad
all umas are queens
>>544115087>tfw no episode this week
>>544115260why come?
>>544115087I’ve been putting off CG cuz team spica isn’t in it but maybe I shall start now
>>544115260WHAT
>>544115087Sweaty swinging fat tits with areola peek...Super Creek has inverted nipples by the way
>>544115310>>544115335some other program took the timeslot
>>544115087God that's some disgusting slop.
>>544115260gaslighting
>>544115260>>544115310>>544115335
>>544113882This is why you invest in a casual club
how early in a career do you push for Great mood
>>544115509whenever kitasan wills it
>>544115509I train with tazuna asap
>>544114368
>>544115509if it’s 1 friendships only on day 1 it’s best to go for karaoke
>>544115456You're lying...
Is shooting for victory ACTUALLY that good this CM, or is it gaslight?I know red shift is godtier but shooting doesn't get talked about as much
>>544115509I click on Tazuna's tile turn 0. You miss out on a lot of stats just by not having good-great mood early.
Always in my ace runs
>>544115509when there's only shitty friend stacks
>>544115509I go on a date after 2-3 turns unless friendship is just really bad early. You wanna hope to get a bit of energy restored so it's good to at least have spent some.
>>544115643pvp is an accel game
>>544115602bwo...
>>544115643https://gametora.com/umamusume/skills
>>544115509turn 2
well that's one way to kill a parent run
>>544115379why do they just happen to have clothes that hide uma parts??
Do the events ever get less grindy? I thought I played a lot for this one and I'm only at 480k
I wanna sexually assaulted by trainee..
>S turf S med>fast learner>supports suddenly nowhere to be found>get one of the most pathetic statlines everi love this game and i love gambling i'm having so much fun
>>544115643They have exactly the same effect, the only difference is the trigger condition . If you can trigger sfv it’s exactly the same.
>>5441157683* stam is still on the table.
>>544115756Stop linking gametoralike what the fuck am I supposed to glean from this? You're like those retards who link github expecting someone to figure out how to download something
>>544115735Uhh that's not Tracen Acadmey clothing...
Super Creek's career is so funny>Why yes, I am the villain of this story, and no, Oguri and Tamamo are not winning SHIT lmao I have to breastfeed my trainer bye :)
>>544115794They get even more grindy for the next Event.
Maruzensky too sexo
>>544115310>>544115335>>544115409>>544115602I think I saw one schizo theory is to line up when the Arima Kinen happens irl with the episode it happens
>>544115849Press where it says "Show confitions in the viewer" if you don't understand it.
Can you ever get alt pieces like SMaru in the daily shop instead of regular pieces? I haven't seen em if so
>>544115643Same as CM 1, only good on pace.
>>544115849Illiterate-kun needs to be spoonfed again...
>>544115575Saved, I will now use this against keiba onna postersThank you
>>544115847
>>544115861It's okay because her career is incredibly romantically charged so it actually does feel like you marry her at the endand as far as tamamo goes she isn't a villian there since tamamo is a fucking cunt in her story
wtf my time moved back by an hour
>Sleep Deprived >Sleep Deprived >Sleep Deprived (Night Owl)>Sleep Deprived >Migraines (Migraines)>(Slacker)When does it end, I just want to play the game. It wasn't even New Years yet in the run
>>544115914
>>544115849If you spent literally 10 minutes actively trying to understand skill conditions you could do it, no matter how retarded you are
>>544115849Are you functionally illiterate?
>>544115849If you "know red shift is godtier" as you said, then it should be very trivial to compare the two and figure out the answer
>>544115794>I'm only at 480kpost like these always make me feel like I'm wasting time at work playing umamusume...
>>544115861That trainer? Me
>>544116045>When does it endserious answer? in 6 days since you basically don't rest in aoharu
>>544115849Show conditions is the retard version for you.
>>544116015lol
The time of >>544116036's clock... got changed.
>>544116191I would if work had good reception.
What Uma stories are worth reading? I've only read Taishin's and Curren's so far, Taishin was meh but Curren was great
>>544115794They get way more grindy lol, this one was the last event where you could get away with just 500-600k. Starting with the next one you'll need to grind ~900k every event to get shards that you really don't want to miss out on.
>>544116286
>>544116286Of course the ojiisan general would make an ojiisan reference.
>>544116295Winning Ticket
>>544116107
>>544115509Funny thing about this is that witgod says to not worry about mood during junior year since Kita will eventually pop up. But even the official Bakushin Advice videos recommend hitting recreation a few turns in.
Teio won a race...
>>544115894>>544116340is that not offset by the inflated scores from higher stats compared to URA
Wait if I get removed from a club a week before the next month do I get zero crystals and then still zero even if I join a new one?7
>>544116364No... It's not that old... Take that back.
>>544115794Yeah, later on you don’t need to actually use the support cards to get the event bonus, just having them in your account is enough. They also add an option to spend double energy to earn double points.
>>544115794I still don't understand how people feel like the events are grindy. Literally just doing your three daily borrow runs is enough.
>>544116410Yeah she does that when she's not busy being injured
>>544115990new star pieces get added to the shop per half/full anni retardbro
Please make a Leo Cup room I want to test my Gold City
>>544116612anon is having a grumpy saturday night
>>544116514>>544116517So umas have cat tails?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0ozmU9cJDg
>>544116612>how dare you not know something that hasn't happened on global yet and isn't written anywhere and doesn't get talked about frequentlyokay broI just assumed they never got updated, not unusual for scamchas to have some pool that is locked to release characters
>>544116612Oh... Thank you. I never truly payed attention to what was sold there. So its not about who I own or don't own, its what rotates there? I swear I only saw star pieces for charas that I own.
>>544116687no, I'm happy
>>544116624This is what happened yesterday
>>544116685Ogey55489787
>>544116837Hell yeah, Mambo.
>>544116837MAMBO
>>544116837this is the better one
>>544116928>>544116930mambo
>>544115861actually based
>>544116928>>544116930
>>544116928>>544116930>2 Mambos in a rowhmmmm definitely nyo cheating
>>544116837taishin my wife
who would win?Rice VILLIANDemon Queen Supa Creek
>>544116787Erotic mare crotch
How many hours until the event ends? I'm at 605k event points but incredibly sleepy I can't go on...
>>544116837cute gremlin
How do I know which horse to Support when I don't know what their Anime girl form looks like?
>>544116286I don't get it
>>544117168you look at their parentssupport energico
>>544117228All her Wits went to her breasts.
>>544116286Anon is from the future
>>54411722820 years old 4chan meme
>>544116364Shut up Curren or I'll cheat on you!
Just realized that if King Halo were racing in any other generation he would have destroyed the competition
What happens if you clear all of the event bonuses and run another career? Do you just get blue event tokens or does something cool happen?
>>544117461many such cases
>>544116837there's 4 different Rices in there, this shit's rigged
Fantasy RTTT crew when?>>544117461Idk about that but they could have started with not racing when it was hot because he hated the heat.
>>544117461It's unfair but we also may not have got the amazing story we got otherwise.
>>544117461if he wasnt washed in 2000 tmo would never have been that overrated
>>544117489Just more for the bingo
>>544115735that youtube?
>>544117587Idk how TMO could win all those races and get called overrated.
Episode postponed, pounds piling up.
>>544117585I hate to admit it but I teared up while watching a vid about his story
>>544117461Ok grandpa let's get you to bed
>>544116920Results>>544116685Where the fuck were you?
>>544117801no good competition
The stakes...
Danchou, I won't be playing again until Leo Cup
The new and improved Club List is here anons. Version 1.4 should be the latest for this month.>put it in the OP4chan thinks my imgbb link is spam so there goes my $12 for a permanent link where you can update the image I guess. Another anon has offered to host it on a stable domain in the future so that might be the best solution. The rentry is dead/abandoned so just repost the image instead.>why is it blurryBecause you’re on mobile. Click “Disable Mobile View/Use Desktop Site” at the bottom of the page.>my club isn’t on here :(Read anon, read.>I’m not creative enough to make a banner!I can make one for you. Use #clublist in your post.>what about the other stuffThe anon that made an impromptu “quota” version seemed to just be helping out another temporarily. I can’t take it upon myself to keep up with every club’s changing expectations, mottos, or quotas so this is it for now.>where is the club banner anonnot seeing your post because you either didn’t put #clublist in it or you posted during thread spam or the thread got deleted
>>544117909Anon...your guts...
>>544117801its the same reason kitasan has 7 g1 winsno duramente so he only raced against shitters like cheval grand
>>544117909>Where the fuck were you?Sorry anon, I was busy running a Seiun career. Maybe next time...
>>544118064Dont call my cute daughter a shitter!
>>54411804990% sure she whiffed BofA, but I wasn't paying attention to the skills. Was more surprised that I've seen this particular anon's Anime Teio proc her ult a dozen times. None of mine ever did.>>544118115Sexo Sky
>>544117925>>544118064>Doto and Digitan are shitters nowLmao, ok guys. You got me to respond.
>>544117909>photo finishtypical /uma/ scrim
>>544118226doto is a shitter thodigitan is technically on the same gen as JAMD
>>544118226Meisho Doto IS a shitter! It took him that long to just win ONE off of T.M. Opera O? SAD!
>>544105765Looking back at the Kitasan's Kikka Sho, he's quite the monster.
oguri CUTE
MIDsho doto
>>544118349mirco...
>>544118030bro, your 75 carats a day boosted reward...
>>544117801Chatgpt couldn't answer if TM Opera O broke any track record. Does anyone have this information?
Don't even think about going to bed without making your shoe requests.
>>544116787
I want to take off Bakushin's clothes
more like fraudisan black
>>544118379Slutguri
>>544118570he didnthis finishes are even slower than golden gen
>>544118575I am already in bed
>>544118575no one will fulfil them anyway...
Curren Chan was late for training and she just sent me back this photo.https://files.catbox.moe/otls6r.png
>>544118032#clublist add neighsfaq Mr. Club List>club IDCHRONOGENESIS ISN'T WORKING FOR ME AIIII>BANNERPicrel? Or one of these https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vt/_League_Billboards#/nasfaqg/I still have the PSD for this one. I can make it say neighsfaq tomorrow.
>>544118575Grass...
>>544118226digitan whipped opera's ass when they raced together, and they actually bothered to send him overseas, unlike opera.
What the fuck I just fully realized the designs with their hairs are all intentional to cover the side so it doesn’t look weird to see them without human ears. I’ve browsed every single uma on the wiki and none of them are showing the side part of their faces
>>544118349https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGF-Gp1CfIU
>>544118932Kiryuin, the reporter, and acupuncturesexo have the only visible in-game human ears right now. Neither Tazuna's nor Lolikawa's are visible BTW.
>>544118932smartest /uma/ users...
Feeding Sweep a magical potion of life straight from the source...
Umamusume have ruined my expectations for ningen, how do I realistically deal with this
>>544119056I hate this blonde bimbo like you wouldn't believe
>>544118793Why?
>>544118932Thats how it is with most kemomimi. Putting human ears on kemomimi is only a recent trend. I'm glad they don't do it in Uma.
sex with genx umas
>>544119164you don't3DPD a shit
>>544119056What's her fucking problem?
Does an ult’s level actually influence its effectiveness?
bros i still don't have a single ace ready. i think i'm just gonna bring my taurus team out of retirement at this point
>>544119319Minimal, but yes.
>>544118778I'll fulfill it. I have 6 donations left and over 800 dirt shoes.
>>544116982What does uma breastmilk taste like
>>544118932
>>544119164you don't, just accept that umas are the superior partner
>>544119286Thanks that's all the reason I need to continue my delusions
>>544119368By how much?
>>544119319Slightly. It also adds more points in TT.
>>544119164You don't, accept that umas are all you need
>>544119324Take the open league pill
>>544119448about three fiddy
>>544119431AAAAAAA DELETE THIS
Training Ryan is actually cancer
>>544116045Run Tazuna you dingus.
>>544119554Dia wife..
>>544119164Quit anime forever (and no AI companion shit either). Its the only way. After going cold turkey for a few years, you should be able to find 3DPD attractive again.That said, don't do that. Real women aren't worth it. The odds of getting a decent 3DPD woman are just as low as pulling an SSR, but you only get 3-12 pulls MAX.
>>544119170>>544119297More for me
how come nobody has mentioned doto's ult is SFV but good
>>544119706>at said, don't do that. Real women aren't worth it. The odds of getting a decent 3DPD woman are just as low as pulling an SSR, but you only get 3-12 pulls MAX.>like gachas you can circumvent this with money and get the prime women too
>>544119740because no one's running taikilook again at the inherited version
I love power bonus
I will read this and then a quick sleep before the Kikuka Sho starts
>>544119740>SFV but goodIt's literally worse
Could King and Bakushin please stop with the obnoxious laughs when they win a race?
>>5441198363d women you buy will never love you like 2d women you buy
>>544120037No
She finally did it
>>544118838Are you a /vg/ exclusive club? The list is for clubs that exclusively recruit from /here/.
Yatta
Honestly parent runs probably make you think fronts are just the ultimate meta racer typeI just did a parent vodka and tried her as front and just went 20/20 that was so piss easy compared to JOBKA's usual career with a 60% winrate
>>544120037Hmm nyo
>>544118575This is more vile than that suicide comic that was posted some threads ago. Perish.
>>544120235You can win any parent career with 600/600/600/300/500 stats playing only front, weird how it works like that.Your ace runs however.
>>544120235Anon? You're supposed to switch the strategy to front when doing career every time unless you really need a skill to activate
>>544119836>Implying that whores are top tier womenLMAO
>>544118575Grass wouldn't do this.
>>544120403...openly
>used to do 3 spd 1 wit cards on spd affinity umas and 4 spd on no spd affinity umas>now im doing 4 spd cards on speed affinity umas and 5 (five) on no spd affinity>doing WAY better on average and have way less bricked runs and am getting lots of A+s
>>544120395bro.. all women are whores in big 2025..
>Get godly sparks>Rainbows evaporate>Get the worst sparks you've seen in your life>Game turns into a pride paradeEvery single time
>>544120235My personal observation is that Late Surger just doesn't function until your uma has at least 500 power. Even "close enough" numbers like 450 are coin flips at best. I'm trying to farm a 9* Pow Oguri Cap and she almost always hits 500 in time for the Derby and wins even if her speed is shit.
>>544120235There is no point running anything other than front in career until you can get skills from your style for winning
>>544119706>The odds of getting a decent 3DPD woman are just as low as pulling an SSR, but you only get 3-12 pulls MAX.You know, I've never thought of it that wayThat's fucking abysmal luck holy shit>>544119836Money buys you whores not love, see >>544119836
>I will never be a main characterYou quite literally just won triple crownWhat the fuck are you talking about
There are a few Smart Falcons I've seen here and there, and whenever she goes against S.Maru, the Falcon wins.She is still the strongest imo
How are alts decided? It can't be popularity because Gold City, Kingu, and Jordan somehow have 3 different alts while Urara and Suzuka only had 2.
>>544119740Its a bigger gamble than SFV. You need to overtake at JUST the right time to get value.Being in 3rd 4th or 5th is a lot easier.
>>544120235based
>>544120639How does falcon hold against SMaru's unique mid race?
>>5441204394 speed 2 stamina cards with power/stamina parents. That's the sweet spot, wit cards are a gaslight.
>>544120646its mei decide
>>544120276For whatever reason I always imagined her as a tit-cow, now I realize she has a third-rate rack, just like the rest of her
>>544120684this is actually deadly use of this image for once
>>544120629imposter syndrome
There's no way a single aoharu run is actually 1hr per runThis is a mobage, isn't it?
For fan farming strats, do you unironically just pass/rest on a bunch of latter turns instead of doing a race every single turn? I wonder if it's better to try and be time efficient and shave ~5 minutes off per run while aiming for ~900k fans per run instead of 1m~1.1m
>>544120680She keeps the lead she gained from Sparkly StardomAlthough the few Falcons I've seen have all been fucking stat monsters in their own right. You should have to test more deeply to see who wins the 1v1 with more or less same stats and skills, but my anecdotal evidence says Falco wins
>>544120680smarus unique is good but it doesnt make her auto-take 1stif an uma has a decent lead on her she won't overtake with it, especially if she got mogged at the start which falco can accomplish
>>544118575....what's the joke here?
>>544120835What? That's MANT. Aoharu takes around the same amount of time as URA
>>544118575I don't get it
>>544120927mambo is her pet bird
>>544121003ooooh I didn't see the name tag...we should kill Grass Wonder
>>544120997Ah, I got it mixed up, but seriously, MANT is 1hr per run WITH SKIPS?
She's training an army...
>>544120684I can't trust anything posted with this image
>>544120619
>>544118575Grass wouldn't do this
>>544120629Urara's story is the same. You win 15 races, but her fans keep cheering her on for doing her best and coming last again.>>544120927That wasn't a joke, I'm in an /uma/ club and I need people to make shoe requests.
>>544121069The uma who sold the world...
>>544120403You're right, Grass would never cook a western style dish.
>>544120115Nyo, born out of a /vt/ thread, but we've picked a few /uma/dacchi up. Leave us off then.
>>544120680SMaru's unique is not that good for catch-up in this track unless you set it up with Triple 7s because they are programmed to hug the inner rail at the end of the straightaway
>>544121243Truth. Rice would get a proper xmas dinner, KFC.
>>544121056If you do the meta and race+buy items from the shop every single turn, then yes. And you'd be tapping your screen/clicking your mouse all the while.
>>544121289That sounds horrible and tedious ngl, might just do it once a day and that's it
Ok guys hear me outThree debuffers
>>544121069ARU...
>>544121278>RiceGrass I meant.
>>544121289Any videos of a full career run?
>>544106530How can you see this?
>>544121278True
I love Rice Shower
I hate Rice VILLAIN
>>544121047The little bastard had it coming for all the times he ran away right before a G1.
>aw man natie placed 7th I wonder who w-You fucking mongs
I love Rice HERO
>>544121547Looks like a replay from hackeranon's site, see https://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/setup
Did they add title?Pretty sure this is something I would have already earned by now
>>544121602same>>544121650:(
Is it better to run an Ace deck on Parent runs and try for A+ score with 1100 stat you want, or run a garbage deck with tons of hints and cope with 600/600/600 stats across the board?
>>544121721I got it this week too so I guess it was added recently
>>544121692>NONE of them even placed top 3Who the fuck won? Indian Breath?
>>544120439Same, no need to pray for the triple rainbow at URA finale to save my speed
>>544121802If you are only interested on a specific attribute, you're better off going for 1100
>>544121853Freckle sex iirc
>>544121546https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnqlVtL9S10I found this, he has a sped up recording in the background while he yaps and it's still around 30 mins long
STOPGIVINGMEIRON WILLFUCKTHIS IS WHY I HATE NINGEN
I AM THE COMMANDER OF ALL FOUR SEASONS
>>544121946sir, she has a name
>>544121602:(>>544121650Same
>>544121269If you can’t keep a full club in /vt/ and want to come recruit here you could with a disclaimer that you’re from there I suppose. It just opens up a can of worms for clubs from other boards to dilute the list unfortunately. imagine the /v/ clubs
>>544122031she's cute I wish her signature skill didn't suck.
>>544113132His video doesn't waste time, unlike other guides
>>544120629My wife is so insecure
Rice is a HERO
To be absolutely clear, this requires 11 G1 wins combined between the grandparents? Not that either grandparent has 11.I have umas with 11 G1s alone but they don't have great sparks
FUCK RICE SHOWERWE HATE REAL SHADAI FOALS HERE
Any other old umas without alts?
I just went an entire run without a SINGLE friendship training from a MLB tachyon, AMA
>>544122038It's him.. the Oracle of Seasons!
>>544122653Tokyo Lyphard...
>>544122653>taishin is a fraud even IRLlmfao
>>544122585HeelVillainBringer of bad luckEvilDead on the race track
>>544122141/v/ i believe have 9 clubs, and they have their own culture, banners and all that shit. I think it's better to not cross-board with any other board.
>>544121274Wdym? The forced normal zone is before the first corner. Is there more to it?Or do you mean it's hard to overtake on the 2nd straight because everyone's already in single file?
>>544119448Some math was involved, but it ended up something like 3 ult levels is still less than the effect of a white skill.
>>544122653>FUCK RICE SHOWERok
>800 speed/700 stam by march of y2>doesn't matter cause no groundwork
>>544118585Erotic mare underboob
I just don't understand how these umas win by 10+ lengths when you don't have like 550-600 stamina for Tenno Sho Spring. I even have maestro
>>544122653I am a Rice Shower fucker.
>>544122665>nearly 100cm of boobaShe's a big uma.
>half anniversary missions>mission: raise team to rank A>best score I've ever gotten is 9,958 B+>can't spend carats to pull stronger supports because I'm saving for kitasan>don't want to whaleIt's over, there's no 3* ticket for me...
>>544122919I feel the same way. And I really wouldn’t want to add to the work of maintaining the list. Caring about /vg/ specifically is the drive behind any effort.
>>544123221Recovery uniques skip witchecks and are slightly better than gold recoveries.It could also be that you get rushed + maestro doesn't trigger, obliterating your uma's ass.
>>544123229Rice should sit on my face, while wearing her swimsuit.
>>544123221You sure you didn't miss maestro? My experience is that I either win handedly or lose by a lot. Don't know how to see replay if I skip, though.
>>544117461King Jobber was still jobbing when her friends already retired in Opera's era.
danchou...don't look..
Wtf?
>>544123310Just guts and witmaxx
>>544123221You might get 400 invisible stats, but rivals and high favorite umas also get a fraction of that
>>544123310You don't need much to create A umas. Do you have Oguri Cap or Suzuka? 4 speed 2 power for them should do the trick (you can swap one of these for stamina if you have a strong one), and Vodka with the same style of deck works easily too. Use a strong borrow parent, find it online if you have to. That's what worked for me I barely have any cards
>>544123310I looked at the mission list. It's Aoharu team, not your TT team.
>>544123405imagine sticking the dagger handle in her umacunt haha
Who is your #1 uma and why?>it's not that I like her or anything, her career is just the most difficult for me so I keep trying new strats and keep failing so I have to keep trying and deepening my bond with her and spending more time with her because she's so stubborn and because we keep doing the dumb claw game together and going to the onsen...
>>544123416I didn't watch the race but I got maestro and had 500 stamina as golshi, i guess maestro probably didn't proc but idk tenno spring is always fucking weird for me
>>544123549I only 1LB Ines, MLB Urara, a couple SR guts and MLB Dober. It's not enough...
forgot there isnt a new cingray ep today
>>544123624Maruzensky because parent.
>>544123564I have Suzuka. But isn't she mostly medium races? Can you get by with the boosted stats and maybe some stamina sparks?
Anyone waiting for the Legend race to actually build your 3* Ryan ace?
I think I've already had it before but retard sex is pretty nice
>>544123624If I have to grind for fans might as well do it with my wife
Hi guys can I get a (You)?
>>544123624Suzuka's run is pretty comfy.
>>544117801it's just the larpers here and gambler ojisans on the jap side that subscribe to the circular reasoning of his rivals being weak when the main reason they appear weak is because opera and doto (for g2s) won most of the races the 99-00 gens could participate in. If you actually want an objective comparison of that gen's quality, go look at stay gold's race record, considering he ran from suzuka's gen to pokke's. Keep in mind he didn't have any health or mental issues out of usual during 2000s.
20 minutes until Kikuka Sho bwos
Could the director just, be less Canadian or something?
h-how do I download JP Umamusume
>>544123624Oguri Cap (as in peak) is at the peak. Funny how that works! She's on top because her career is almost as easy as Bakushin but at least you have the possibility to get a good parent every now and then
>>544123624Was worried Oguri might have passed her since I'm trying really hard to get her as a 9*, but it's still not even close. Maru is my most played because she's best girl, one of my TT aces, steamrolls like 90% of races when I farm sashes with extra TP after spending all my borrows.
>>544124227Stream link?
>>544124092Yes but only because I wish her belly was fatter here, 8/10
This fucking uma
>>544124346kick b01doghos
>>544123624Mayonnaise Top GunShe's my favorite (in global) and is comfy for any type of run for me
>>544124227where can one watch it ?>>544123624thought suzuka had already taken Bakushin's place since I recently started farming fans with her
>>544123923....how many fucking runs?
>>544124227any notable honses?
>>544123624I’ve brought El Condor Pasa with me to every CM and I’ll continue to bring her with me to every CM
>>544124227Who is our fav to win this?
>>544124260I downloaded it with a JP Play Store account I use for Japanese gachas. You can also try using QooApp, but I haven’t used it in a while, so I’m not sure if they still support it
Reminder that umas flatter than Suzuka do in fact exist
>>544124457It's amazing how the camera quality, placement, and movement hasn't changed since the 90'sYou'd think they'd have learned about steadi and spidercams by now
>>544123624Golshi is just too easy and usable
>>544124620fujita's (uma parent company's ceo) horse, eriking. and some of the dura's penultimate crop
>>544124731Like just look at this shit
>>544123624my wife duh
>>544124726I can't believe how big some of these umas are, like Hishi and Brian, I had no idea
>>544124731steadi is dogshit, it doesn't capture the heat
>>544124726ZRR and Sunday are fucking stacked for how short they are.
That sure was some good baseball. ALright, time to post the results of the Kikuka Sho-down.
>>544124885Yeah but it'd be great for all the pre-race stuff like getting into the starting gate instead of just using a 50X zoom
>>544124590Total is close to 700, Taishin specifically 179 careers completed
>>544107513Who are those 3 Uma on the right side thats on every line?
>>544124731apparently is raining hard there, no wonder the quality sucks
>>544124890The second most memorable thing about Marvelous for me is her huge boobs (first is her weird hairstyle)
>>544124726Still in love is a flatty as well...
>>544123310You only need Super Creek (can do without on shorter races).
10 minutes get in here>3000m>rain>good
>Only bothered watching the events for Sweep>She barely shows up or talksI should've just skipped all of them after all.
>>544124973well I guess that's only what, 1/2 runs per day?>>544125023They could still have more than 1 angleAnd the lighting in the studio is absolutely abysmal dogshit
>>544124726There needs to be a height chart if there isn't already, these umas are so damn short
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Awg4XLrTBy8Needing to wait 2 years for my mahjong wife to come is painful...
>>544124726>Bancho fatter than Satono DiamondI don't believe it
>>5441249923 goddess umamusume from grand master scenario
KYOOOOOOU MOOOOOOU
>>544125242Seems a bit redundant to put them there since arent they in the bloodline of like every single racing horse?
IS THIS THE RACE
>>544124992The 3 Uma Goddesses: Darley Arabian, Godolphin Barb, and Byerley Turk. They are based on the 3 foundation horses of thoroughbred racing
did they move it up a day?
>>544125132>>544125023>>544124968>>544124885Like right here would be the perfect example to have a steadicam operator or two walk along with the uma and jockey to really give scale and detail
Eri King will be le strongest stayer this year trust the plan
>>544123624too much cm grinding
>>544125394I think it's the same from when they announced the month's schedule
I will root for Giovanni and Ohtani
>>544125456I believe in the Cygay uma
Thanks everyone for joining. Looks like I got back just in time to post it before the real deal. Unfortunately Mihono Bourbon had to be disqualified because Rice Shower got the entry forms mixed up.
>>544125504guess uma.moe didn't update it, that's midnight tonight euro time
holy shit is that real?
That 3D fanfare intro was funny and retro looking, kek.
Those graphics were top notch
I always love their CG intros, they're so cute
HERE IT COMES
>>544125410I think they wouldn't allow other people near the horses because of the betting nature of it. for example those other sports they have that simulate horse racing (the one with bikes and so on)that they bet on, the participants aren't allowed to have contact with the outside until the event ends because of the bets
who are we supporting bwos?
>>544125656is the uma version a cg girl
>>544125740
>>544125656>>544125740this is just like my horse girl racing game!
GO NUMBER 7
>>544125761Gay.
OUR GUY
a horse won
It's not the same without the music...
/OURGUY/ WINS AGAIN
that was aperfect late surger performance
HON HON HONLEMAIRE WINS AGAIN
Number 10...
>brocked AAAAAAAAAAAA
LemaireGODS
you could FEEL the horses being gassed after that
>>544125982Man, he's too good
WEW
Holy fuck, Lemaire is so fucking impressive. I really liked him after Shuko Sho win with Embroidery and he again shows ups with an amazing gamelan.
>even in real life Late Surgers can win the accel jackpot and soar into 1st place or get brocked
She didn't proc maestro...
French strong...
>>544125809>>544125982DURAMENTEGODS I KNEELKITASAN FRAUDS LOSTED AGAIN LMAO
My first act as the next head of Tracen will be to replace the school swimsuits with more sleek and revealing competition swimsuits that will really instill a mentality of excellence.
>>544123624
>>544125050Don't have her. I've maybe pulled 20 times on support cards.
His third consecutive Kikuka Sho win btw
>plan to stay up late to watch the kikuka sho>pass time with spark runs>miss the kikuka sho because I got distracted with a fuku spark runnyro~n
>>544107513Duramente wonAdmire groove wonAir groove won
>the favorite winswow!
>>544126110please clear your reminders, what is wrong with you
when is lemare gonna be in the anime
>>544126137This CHEEKY fucker
>>544125982I kneel
>>544126184when they can make his equivalent of Nase
cygaems why dont we get a minimap?
>>544126160>Duramente wonKitasan bros...
>>544125982The 3rd Dura spawn to win Kikka ShoThe 3rd year in a row the frenchman wins Kikka Show.
>>544125041For me it's the fact that she just has a fucking Reality Marble for some reason
>>544126184how SEX would lemaire be if he gets added
Late Surger GODS
>>5441262594 years and they still haven't added this or the speedometer
Tenno sho autumn next sunday
>>544126137Wait this guy isnt japanese at all?
oh what the fuck i wasnt paying attention at all
>>544126143What was that epithet for legacy kikuka wins? Kikuka Frenzy? Man’s the Kikuka Sho King >>544126280Duramente + Lemaire is a strong combo
Poor number 16 doing their best Haru impression.
The Keibafication of global is proceeding as expected...
I still like Demuro more, he had sovl
kitasan's children kept jobbing to Duramente's...
this is dura's last crop btw. anyway, sad that kawada fucked up with his shit position on eriking
>>544126361It's "Kikuka Krazy" I think
my goat
>>544126387why is he black
What the fuck KMR died?
do horses get confused when doing multiple laps or is that what the jockey is for
WHEN IS THE WINNING LIVE
>>544126160Tony Bin won
Satono Diamond mentioned
>>544126380Maybe... a keibawife ain't so bad after all...
I always mix up their names
>>544126492That’s what the jockey is for. Some horses are smart enough to recognize laps, as per their training, but some are kinda too stupid to know when to spurt and require the jockey to tell them to go fast (ie the race is ending)
>>544126305Sometimes I forget that this is an idol franchise and they're never going to make a young male trainer
>>544126469>iron trainer
>>544126449is Dura getting retired?
>>544126492they do get confused especially if they are intelligent (see orfevre's hanshin daishoten)
>>544107513why is the director on there
>>544126643bwo...
>>544126608Duramente's dead anon...
>>544126608she already retired to heaven bwo
>>544126643retardushin....
>>544126608bro..
>>544126608dira died years ago
which uma got the softest, most appealing feet?
>>544126643ningen women can give birth to uma daughters
>>544126764erm no they can
>>544126759all of them
>>544126764>ningen
>>544126575Dont forget to watch the races and try to attend your local turf / dirt too!
>>544126819US horses aren't cute
>>544126387what's the context? any source of the race/clip
We love ningen here
I don't like Sweep Tosho.
>>544126810Yes. Do you see any uma features on this woman? I thought not.
>>544126492when mihono bourbon lost to rice shower, he was so unaccustomed to losing that he tried to go for a victory lap anyways, because he thought that's just what you do after every race.
>>544123624I don't have a good Gold Ship, so from time to time I usually do runs with her to try to get one. She's not really my favorite but i like her
>>544126380Keibaonna won..
>>544126873Horses are cute and dumb creatures. Except for those fucked up arabian breeds
>>544126883https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKrRC0TygZ4&pp=ygUVMjAxMiBhdXR1bW4gdGVubm8gc2hv 2012 Tenno Sho Autumn, Emperor/Empress actually attended so he decided to do a technically illegal bow
Scammed.
Good thing Umas are stupid or they could easily overthrow the human race
>>544126883eishinflash akiten, tennosho gets visited by the imperial family
>>544126608Dura's been dead for like 5 years anon... A shame too because his foals are some of the best horses but some of them died young (RIP Liberty Island).
>>544126897EAT YOGHURT
>Abysmal dogshit run>awful RNG>score time>....new #1 recordYeah sure fuck it why not
>>544123624She's my #1 and she just so happens to be a pain in the ass to build, so she'll likely stay as my number 1 for a long time
>>544123624Taiki is just a comfy vanilla run, been having mediocre stat luck for medium runs tho.
>>544126907kek based
>>544126935All according to keikaku
>>544126819>nearest horse race track is an hour and a half away from meunless they run races all day i don't think it'll be worth the trip...
dead thread
>>544107513a lot of repeating faces in this graphic
Paizuri fucking sucks
>>544127207>hour and a halfLiterally nothing, just a nice drive.
>>544127207A race day usually starts in the late morning and ends in the late afternoon, or at least its like that here
>>544126819next season
Reminder to pull on Nice Nature instead of Riko/Rice if you are a gambleGOD
>>544126907kek that's cute
>look up fan art of my wife- I mean trainee>horse cockwe should kill artists that do this
>>544127207They normally do>hour and a halfI wish I was that close
>>544127276Don't careNeed my dick between Kitasan's titties
>>544126387Reminder that he moved to US and now does races at Santa Anita
>>544127420baited for this exact response :^)Now post more
when's the next big race?tenno sho?
Why are horsegirls more popular than shipgirls?
>>544127276>>544127420not that big
>>544127464Japan Cup, Arima Kinen.
McQueen keeps dropping her mont blanc cake... 4 times in the span of 10 turns
>>544127467You can bet on horses, but not on battleships. Its also more appealing, unless everyone here is in the navy or part of the military industrial compmex
>>544127276truth, nobody wants paizuri
>>544127464Tenno Sho next week same timepre entries already shown on keiba
>>544127467kancolle is still popular
>>544127464akiten next sunday, Breeder's cup classic (US) nov 2, JC nov 30, arima dec end
>>544126891Yes we do
>>544127560Maybe try feeding her instead?
>>544127583>seiun hades
i literally dont have enough time or energy to finish this stupid fucking 400k event points this game is a fucking second job
>>544127467socially acceptable autism vs. weirdo autismAlso canned coal and Azur Lane are dead, all that remains of the latter is Essex
why you training wit bruh why you learnin skills don't think just run lmao
>>544127583>Lord del Rey
>>544127464If you only care about JP G1 races, there's Akiten next week, then no G1, and finally 7 consecutive weekends from QE to Arima
https://x.com/Napo_miya/status/1982265577864671672
>>544127467Kancolle was everywhere, at least based on what I remembered back in 2016.
>>544127676take the bot pillif you get banned, just quitthat's what I'm doing
idk why but I'm seeing a lot more umas gas out here than in Taurus despite being shorter >just Nature no maya btw
>>544127676Huh? I cleared 400k event points well before the 30 career mission.
>>544127583>Ho O Biscuits
>>544127676you're supposed to play this while waiting for races at your track ojisan
>>544127785I'm glad those days are over
>>544127583Rooting for golshi’s son Meisho Tabaru here
>>544127817Banana fiend!
>>544127826who the fuck were you racing and with what cards
>>544127467Because horsegirls lores are still being written. Who knows, maybe one hors that you really like right now might turn into an umamusume few years down the road.
>>544127676You ngmi for the LB shards in future events, those takes 900k
>>544127583>justin palacehttps://www.jbis.jp/horse/0001311961/record/just graduate that horse already....
>most vodkafags I've interacted irl are also sonicfagsVodkabros....mind explaining yourselves?
King Halo
>>544127885Explain to someone not from south east asia the appeal of these videos
>>544127906Mostly Oguri, can't post my deck cuz image limit :^)
>>544127885is anyone actually going to spend carats on this shit now that R riko is basically free>inb4 cygames announces its only 10 pulls for 3 days
>>544127583ALL IN ON GOLDSHIS GOLDEN BOY
erm, le bread?
>>544128012>>544128012>>544128012>>544128012>>544128012
>>5441279438yo won Sprinters Stakes this year so
>>544127931sloptubers told me I would be able to uncap my kitasan with those and it turns out you gotta do 10 careers a day by buying TP to make it...bwos I'm tired of the gaslight
>>544110378They explicitly can in canon. Considering umas are like 1% of the female population I'd say they give birth to their own far less often.
>>544127931this is one of my few days off and ive done NOTHING today but PLAY HORSE GAMEi cant even jerk off because im just PLAYING HORSE GAME
>>544128097You can do it with 4-5 a day. Without using the event card or relevant umas. I know from experience.
>>544127467Azur Lane becomes borderline porn and no more interesting design. At that point, I would just play eroge.
>>544127467Everyone jumped ship from KanColle to Uma on release. I had to witness in horror in real time as all the artists that I followed swapped overnight to drawing Rice Shower constantly. Having played both now for numerous hours I wish KanColle was a quarter of the game Uma is.
>>544128156Please jerk off I am begging you!
>>544127207>drove 2 and a half hours up north and spent a three day weekend at the race track Was really fun.
>>544109374I will never learn Japanese.
>>544115316You're a fucking retard. Go watch Cin Gray. It's what the series should've been from the start. The girls are racing with everything save their literal lives on the line. Failure means death in obscurity and living a life of regret. Cin Gray gives a life with such a constant looming doom more of the tone it deserves. It's not on some Deadman Wonderland shit, but at times it felt like it with hiw seriously the Umas treat the race and how "edgy" for lack of a better term, the animation/panels could be.Next I want an even more serious spin off where they give it the full razor blade. I want last b place to go to the glue factory, races where death is on the table, I want Hyde on the fucking soundtrack!
>>544131084Let's learn together.
>>544124726>tfw my love Dream Journey is literally flat as a pancake
