The team tourney is over, teamlet rage can begin now. Next normal tourney tentatively 2nd week of Nov.>/gbvsg/ Tournament VODshttps://www.youtube.com/@grumblebumble69/Make sure to look in the "Live" section.Patch notes:https://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/news/detail/?id=n9yk6vwrucj9Meg guide:https://youtu.be/Cs9PNrfOKb0?si=ijQouwyeJyPqW-k2 [Embed] [Embed]--->(Un)official /gbvsg/ PC lobbyTo join, turn Crossplay off in System settings so that you're able to join Platform lobbies.Then you can join the (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby at Japan Platform Lobby 1. Image version of joining instructions @ https://i.imgur.com/bCHqtDL.pngPlaystation players cannot join the lobby, use a room if needed instead.>(un)Official /gbvsg/ RoomsUsually has "gbvsg" as password (check thread). f2players cannot join so ask people to join the lobby instead.>Gawdlike character guides (secret techniques!) for Yuel, Vikala, Narmaya, Galleon and Wilnas, by yours truly Anon!https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjG9OYMNRivtA_KWepE_aFmhGOJc2zETR&si=MqZagR-IO8ue8gxQ>This week's F2P rotationGran, Zeta, Siegfried, Ladiva>Steam pagehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2157560/Granblue_Fantasy_Versus_Rising/>Websitehttps://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/>Resources:https://www.dustloop.com/w/GBVSR>Twitter hashtagshttps://twitter.com/YamicornDMV/status/1709222479061745711>Match replayshttps://replaytheater.app/?game=gbvs>Graphic Enhancements for PChttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3117157142>Enable sound while the game runs in the backgroundhttps://steamcommunity.com/app/2157560/discussions/0/4041481833167877002/>Remove Figure Mode censorship/black voidhttps://gamebanana.com/mods/484409Previous thread: >>544040957
>Slop OP
>>544176354how can you tell
>>544176054KEKYPOW
>>544176054>AIslop OPgrim
https://twitter.com/robertrorio/status/1982414441636663457well... 2b players? is it true? do you only have one losing matchup?
We love slop here
botched op, ill fix on the next one
>>544176527damn 2bfag gonna rope soon
>>544175378all of them played like shit which makes me think the 2B was laggy as fuck
I like granblue fantasy versus: risingI am a hardstuck 500 gem master with one character and a low master with a few other characters
>>544176527They have this much power and still complain?
>>544174120surely he cheated his way up there right? whats the point of trying to be a top player for the character if youre still dogshit
>>544176243>>544176747Based.>NOOOOO YOU MUST ADMIT IT'S BASICALLY A PERFECT GAMENo, I don't think I will and I will keep posting here.
>>544176821Ft10?
>>544176821How did you make this? AI?
>>544176821based
>>544175182>>544175297>Caddyshack is 45 years oldEnd me
Anyone feel like the training dummy set to random block isn't really 50/50? I have it that way just to get passive practice reacting to it, but sometimes i'm drilling a specific combo and am too lazy to turn it off and it sure feels more like 80% block 20% don't block.
>>544176054gawdlike op.
>>544176992It's random.
>>544176561You'll...re-add the challonge links for the tournament that's over?
>>544176527Isn't Metera widely regarded among 2Biggers as a bad matchup?
>>544176821I have to admit the one thing I don't understand is being able to recognize something nice (this thread) and instead of thinking ''wow, this place is nice, I should contribute positively to it'' you just go ''I'm going to be a nigger lol these guys are amusing''It doesn't matter because the nice people outnumber you, but I legitimately do not understand.
>>544177148what u gonna do about it pussy
>>544177293Generally yes. You can hard read a butterfly set and wire in on that. I'd assume that's harder on higher-ranked opponents but I never got her that far. Otherwise you're stuck trying to sanic dash or walk n' block.
>>544177343>'I'm going to be a nigger lol these guys are amusing''Except I also post wholesome stuff from time to time and I'm nice in the lobby.When you see me laughing at people here in the thread is because they deserve it for making retarded arrogant posts, like everyone shitting on Hatsoon.Or other examples:>chartcopers>"why does this character get X" posts>any post shitting on a player that is 100 times more skilled than them (like "huuh he's playing Ferry he doesn't deserve it")>any retarded downplaying or upplaying from 0 gemmies Master retards>THE GAME IS SOOOO PERFECT BROS I LOVE ITIf you want an echo chamber where everyone agrees with you go to 24/3 chan or something, here is not illegal to disagree with you or think the game is flawed.But we both know why you won't: you won't be able to make the retarded posts and takes I mentioned thanks to IDs.So shut the fuck up, I RULE here.
me? I'm a smilebaiterI will always say ggs even if I had a bad time and just wanted to get out of the set or if they're playing one of the two characters that make me not want to say ggsif I see someone having a hard time in the thread I will make an attempt at being nice to them to hopefully brighten their dayI will always say nice things about my opponents or teammates and attempt to minimize dragging myself through the mud
>>544174606>>544174120tldr 2b is for frauds factually based on the replayspretty fun watch honestly
>>544178203Djeeta should look like this
>>544178203>>THE GAME IS SOOOO PERFECT BROS I LOVE ITSays nobody, including those that indeed love the game.
ill never understand retards who think shitting up the thread is fun
>>544178203>like everyone shitting on Hatsoon.which is always morally correct
> I'm nice in the lobby.https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/541275373/#541345390
>>544178415Is this a shitpost to you? >>544178445Answer honestly.
someone lobby and fight this man. i need to piss.
Saving this thread
cat killer melty
>>544178415I get it because I was 13-16 years old oncebut 20 years later I'd rather just be mice and preserve the ever-dwindling number of things that make me happy
>>544175602edited the font a lil bit
>>544178824this zooey needs you. my bladder needs you.
>>544179262What's (s)he yapping?
>>544179262Dorkliostro
>>544178210
>no answerBut of course. Shitpost = post that calls me out and that I don't like. Namedropping people and shitting on them is TOTAALLY not shitposting, nono!Remember this, I'm the one who is always morally correct and there's NOTHING you can do about it. Cope and seethe eternally, you passive aggressive fake nice faggots.
>>544179593thank you haru urara
>>544179963vira is a chuuni dork
>>544178404It's rationalization. If you've been to other generals, you've likely seen people who spam a thread with shitposts 24/7 and then say something like ''you should thank me for keeping your thread alive, if not for me this thread would be 100 times slower''. Same principle.
Going by viewer ratings, GBVSR is in desperate need of throw loops.
el ratto
If Galleon is an epic plus frame grappler that enforces huge mix on every blocked hit why is she so fucking boring to play?
>>544180003It's not chuuni if you have legit mental health problems.
>>544180313because you don't have the mental capacity to appreciate it
Going by viewer ratings, GBVSR is in desperate need of more big titty draph girls
>>544180276GBVSR has throw loops though, the reason nobody complains about them is the fact that proper counter-play exists.
>>544179708im the 445 and i didn't namedrop anyone, i quoted who you namedroppedand 2bitch is the only guy who is worth shitting on in the whole general
>>544180276They should make AWT top 8 PPV
>>544180572oh its loops near perfectly thats beautiful
>>544180482>and 2bitch is the only guy who is worth shitting on in the whole generalWhy? Oh, let me guess, he dared to reply to your 2B seethe post telling you you could've done something and you can improve at the game rather than just nodding and complying with your mental illness. Boohoo.
>>544180003Why does nobody on 4chan know what chuuni meansAre you the same retard who called Happy Chaos chuuni
>>544180572It's fucking insane to me that entire tournaments were held with that fucking lab room as the only stage.
>>544180409True.I'd add to that.Big titty Draph girls are popular.Moms are popular.I have just the character that could make Rising a billion dollars...
>>544180313Because her entire neutral game consists of spamming the single best far button in the entire game
>>544180809Muh squaresMuh footsies
>>544180409bigbody draph in season 3
>>544180409Cygames should hurry up and make GBVSR: Special Edition so we have an excuse to put Azusa in the game
Orologia's my mom, Rein is my mom, Versusia's my mom, Galleon's my mom... I'M my mom! Do I have any other MOMS I should know about??
>>544180809Hasn't the training stage been banned in offline tournaments since SFV season 1?
3D
*Vomits violently*
Need harvin pussy
What's the difference between vomiting violently and vomiting nonviolently?
>>544181474Volume, force and general intensity
>>544181474One is with eyes closed, the other is with eyes open
Join the lobby, NOW
>>544181279>whitefucking CRINGE
>>544181631how many pregnant?
>>544180003Vira is barely a characterJust a human looking creature that exists to say the word "Katalina"
they really need to hide their faces
>>544180739not really, he is just obnoxious downplayernobody cares about the na 2bfag despite him playing the same character
>>544181632Looks like a Jap to me
>>544181474Vomiting nonviolently only causes pain to one person.
>>544181232i wish Metera was my mom...
Any tournament coming up? Offline or online, all the same, I just wanna watch some garaburu
>>544181690an euro is being left out
Wubbly Orologia
>>544178216>Round start 5H>Not round start 236H0/10 incredibly poor understanding of 2B
>>544181923this is my real mom (dad)
>>544181923Booba
4D
Crazy how malerologia is nowhere as appealing
I like dog
>>544180572Someone should donate a $1mil prize bonus to AWT, then we'd be getting those Wolves Inside Me numbers
>>544182129He's coolStop thinking exclusively with your dick
Deal or No DealYou get a cute gf that likes to cosplay and she will happily have cosplay sex with you, but she will only cosplay as Zooey>coomers to left are telling you to take it>coomers to the right are telling you to leave the bitchWell, anon? You're running low on time...
>>544182253why couldn't it be vikala
someone lobby
>>544182132Woof
>>544182129I enjoy his design a lot.In fact, his design is a lot better than mamalogia.But I'd rather have sex with mamalogia.
>>544182253I'mma keep it real with you anon, if I'm ever within choking distance of Howie Mandel, I'm not going to be worrying about his shitty deal.
She's about to find out if primals can have kids or not
>>544182440Who?
>Immagay>Issastraight
>>544182107>bunny
>>544182554Yes
>FinnaBased
>>544181895I don't know but I hope so
Is gbf cosplay really still that popular over in Japan or are we just posting old pictures?
>>544182554Tsukuyomi
>>544182339the bandage cap on draphologia is a really bad design element and so is the pattern on the titsif the outfit had just been the exact same it would have been an easy sweep
>>544182769Gbf?Not in the slightest.Gbfvsr?Hell yeah
>>544182769I follow like three girls who do mostly grub cosplay but i don't really know if it's big, their posts do alright so at least there's an audience
>>544182554Lich
>>544182769I think GBF still has its audience in japland
>>544182902ThisShe doesn't have dad's big collar or his cool cravat eitherDad is a character design, mom is a porn design.
>>544181934>incredibly poor understanding of 2Bthe player is a 2B gm so he knows better than you
>>544182769There are always tons of cosplayers, official and unofficial alike, during Grub Fests (including the smaller Extra Fests). I also see random Granblue cosplays on Twatter relatively often, considering I only follow one or two cosplayers.
my mom dresses like a stripper but I still love her
>>544183290sameshe is so frickin cool...
Nier?She should stay FAR away from me!Hahahahaha!
>>544184132hehehe
>>544184132I'll kill you, Carlos.
>>544184132hohohohoho
Half of this general would rape Nier if given the chance. No wonder she has a mental breakdown whenever someone picks her.
NierFarWherever you areI DP
>>544184306I wouldn't rape anybody under any circumstances because I'm not a fucking psycho
I would
>>544184445Arknights lookin-ass
>>544184375based vira player
When is Eskeoof getting banned?
>>544184306I would not rape anyone either
>>544184132
>>544184498not even Billie Eilish?
I totally would but she'd become my wife after
>tfw so ugly that nobody would want to rape me even if I was a girl
>>544184306I would rape everyoneEspecially these >>544184498 >>544184886 sluts
>>544185110This
>>544184816You can ban the man, you can't ban the idea
>>544185110Being a fat nigger does that you you, lobbyngton
>>544185314im white and 140lb...
>>544183290but we love our mom...
>>544185407lift some weights
>>544185484Pee water
>>544185484breast milk water
>>544185407All lobby regulars are both black and obese until proven otherwise
>>544185484I can see her... you know...
I always say I enjoy this game a lot and that all things considered, the devs have done a good job with it, but the moment marvel comes out im gonna abandon this game even more and then shit on it hardcore. I don't like it right now, 66L and blueslop slow motion is scrubnigger shit what the FUCK were they thinking, what is their fetish with advancing normals that are also just glorified cancellable dash attacks? lmao. When the numbers go way down ill say shit like "well, we can still get together and play it ya know, the game is still here!" and encourage other people to play this garbage while I myself will never touch it again and fuck off to another game.
>>544186003Clavicle?
>>544185110It's better that way, last May I passed out at a party after drinking a lot and giving weed a chance and now there's a recording of two gay men making out with me while i was practically unconscious...
>>544186003her... hornsI knowthey're erotic...
>>544186206holy fuck I'm so sorry man...
>>544185484I draph milk good for you (as bath water)?
>>544186206laughed out loud for like like 10 seconds and am still chuckling lol
>>544186206
>>544186206mb stop with the drugs now?
>>544186575it turns you into a draph (female) so I wouldn't
>>544184306If I did it, it wouldn't be rape. To girls like Nier I'm like the daddy they never had, the Shiva to their Shakti. She wouldn't just be willing, she'd beg.
If you're unemployed and don't leave your home you can't be raped
>>544186206Marihuana is hyper gay. Stinks too.
>>544186808yet another abhorrent zoi post
Homos are all evil and manipulative stay away from them.
>>544185585im short getting buff would make me look like a faggot>>544185708good thing i dont join the lobby
>>544186751It was first and last time for me
>>544187052It's true. My old boss at my sales job was a flaming homo and he was a completely sociopath that used both men and women for his own gain
>>544184132You didn't even say "Faa away"
>>544186206Were they cute?
>>544187052
>>544186964You just want to be mean to me
I should learn versusia
>>544185708I'm so black I look the same in B&W photos as I do in color photos and I weigh 300 pounds, guess my main
>>544186206if youre not lying that sucks bro. dont do drugs
>>544187052every gay dude I've met in person has been nice and had their shit together
>>544187426CorrectYou kinda made me feel sorry for you actually, my bad.
>>544187469Most boring character in a game with Ex Djeeta
>>544187663ex djeeta is really exciting you can really feel the noose around your neck as fukuhara tugs on it through his astral projection.
>>544187792OkMost boring character in a game with Percival
>>544184816he already did, its a new account.
ggs mr poriz, here is the U DP punish comboit's only decent at midscreen, so 22U is only used after you block a U DP and you are in midscreen
Here's you season 4 guest.
Percival is very exciting.
I think she's cool...
>>544187469I can't get over trying to go from a crackhead spidermonkey like Charlotta to a big body with that weird dash acceleration I am forever married to rushdownslop
>>544188276This is inaccurate, Perci's should be well done while Wilnas's should be black, on fire and melting
>>544188193>more actual attractive small girlsthank god
>>544188342I'm the opposite, whenever I play a character in any game with a good dash and a meterless DP I collapse into a pile of retarded goo and do everything wrongif I have good defense or mobility I no longer know what to do
GGs EX Narm bro. I've sent your write up you wanted to you. Anything mentioned in there should be helpful, lets play again sometime!
>>544188169thanks anon. ggs as always and thanks for playing. that is a nice combo.
Uno is cool
>>544186808*snacks into your house and raps you*
>>544188423She used to be rushdown before they broke both her legs
>>544188481I just received it. Thank you so much. May Yuel bless you
>>544188579>>544188342...
>>544188579anons our reply accuracy is in shambles the last 2 weeks.
>>544188756shut teh fuck up retardmine is perfect
>>544188878That's not a very Zooey thing of you to say anon
Who do I play if I have such horrible decision paralysis that reacting to anything is hard for meLike my reflexes are fine, I'm just trying to guess and react to 5 different things at once.>"he's gonna grab I gotta tech">"no don't tech it's a delay 2L">"ahh he's trying to meaty I need to reversal!!!!>meanwhile, they've already crossed me up and I DP into the air like a retard
>>544189371Main the uninstall button
>>544189371thats not a character problem at that point
>>544189371
>>544189371Wtf I didnt write this post
>>544189371Zeta.
>>544189371gran
>>5441893712B
>>544189912this button should cancel into itself
>2BLMhttps://x.com/AshuraaFGC/status/1982501904216363304
>>544189753Now THIS is some good-ass grub
>>544189371>be me>pressuring with 66L 5L staggerslop looking for a confirm>he jumps after blocking my light>he cross-up jMs and is 3 hits in the autocombo>my brain finally: Aha! He jumped, now I shall time this 2H>I'm already dead
>>544189371Best thing to do is play a character with a strong neutral button that can stop most of the opponents interactions, or a character that prevents them from getting in.For example, Charlotta has an obnoxious light DP that, with a high crush level, can stop alot of opponents offense that should be relatively safe. Finding a character with an obnoxious button like that should be a good place to start.
>>544190101AH, THE UNDERWATER 2B!I HAD TO BLOCK THIS MOTHERFUCKER
>>544190101assuming hes not intentionally trolling. do these people not even realize whats going on with their game. whats he going to do the day he finally hits the queue and there is nobody left to accept a match from him?
You know when I first started playing this game I asked what the bullshit knowledge check to beat 2Bs lasers and grapple was and everyone said "just roll retard" but Ive been watching people take a LOT of damage from fullscreen 2bs over the past 3 days
i luv sheep
Lamb tastes the same as pork I was very disappointed
>>544190906Everything is easy in training mode unlike in high level play of this game
>>544191804It doesn't and it shouldn't. Proper lamb and pork taste nothing unlike unless maybe you're eating really bad quality lamb. Proper lambs are grass fed only, pigs eat all kinds of shit.
I love Kumu
>>544190906The blue laser you should roll just so you don't accidentally dodge into blue bombs into death, the grapple and yellow laser you can just dodge if that's easier. You just don't want to train yourself to react to the blue noise with dodge against 2B, you'll die.
>>544191483did you miss any thread since u began posting sheep luv
>>544190848I guess he'll just give up and go to whatever the next game is? Or get a new account?I wonder if he's a reactionlet who deliberately runs it that way so he can react to stuff more easily...if so he's not been very successful, he still does very poor combos even with all that extra time.
time to die neko
BRUISE DAILY
>>544191804you should take worm medication
>>544193391???
>>544174120The funniest part is that this is Vertex, a shitter that posts clips of him "owning" people on his youtube channel.
>>544193010I'm queued
>>544193576sounds like something fun to watchpost it
>>544192764Apex Predator dunking on a dumb rat
>>544192168enough for her to be in season 3?
>>544192784thank you... they bullied me the last time i posted this horse
>>544192168looking forward to her being 20 years older
Women under 30 should not exist
>>544194593Isn't 33 a bit old...?
im gonna post some lore if you dont shut up
>>544194683Sorry I meant to say over
>>544194787No I didn't
>>544194770Lore tongues my anus
>>544195002You replied to the wrong comment again anon
women shouldn't exist
>>544194770Do it
>>544195091This nier is cute in the thumbnail
women under 200lbs should not exist
anything you want to say for yourself?
>>544195370Anon... d-did you just....
>>544195163
>>544195370>repost is prohibitedum…
>"Loli is not pedophillia">Saves this
>>544195370>>544195617no u guys are dumbi just made that picYOU can't repost it
>>544193576>>544193704https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVcXabrlFXU>ROLL BACK FRAMES:5
oh my God I was infected by the virus in this thread and replied to the wrong post
Today I woke up and doomed
>>544195687afraid of history?
>>544194758no I'm older and I'll be there for her at that age
67
>>544195808>rage quitter 74>SEVENTY FOURkek, the eng dub is just the icing on the cake
>>544195859charlotta...
>>544193010When I'm able to log in I'll host a room, hopefully some people will join
>>544195808everyone that plugs on 2b is alright in my book
>>544195687in the other thread the retarded pedo was talking about fertility, he then posted a wiki excerpt that proved him wrong
>>544192367i think i missed one
>>544196327nice history revision
I can think of something funnier than 67
>>544176054Shalem for season 3
>>544195808you cant make this shit up
>Whiff grab>My opponents try to grab tech instead of button tech>His grab whiffs>I get to punish him with a c.H starter and murder himI'll drag you down to the slop pits and then beat your ass
>>544196653https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzBqxbizZlE
>>544196649Reading this in Beelzebub's voice
>>544196741>zooey>wilnashe sure likes his characters overpowered doesn't he
>>544196649i would forgive fukuhara
>>544196723>Whiff grab>Die>Opponent whiffs grab>No escape!!
>>544195974WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!?!?!
I just really think the pacifier on babu is gross man
>>544196741talking the entire time, mexican brick
>>544197071i just really like that he has a 2b figure in the background lolol
>>544197045I also think its gross but what gets me is they chose the pacifier character to be the one to say "Have sex with me" all the time straight to your faceLike come the fuck on
holy gay faggot hours
Fuaaaahhhhh
>>544197045Completely ruins the character for me.I would otherwise lust hard after this slim, lithe brown girl.
>>544197045god tier post, gbf fags are subhumans
>>544196649She passes the test
>>544197045CHAOS LEGION
GBF will have no legacy
>>544196723whiffing a grab in their face is Granblue's strongest throwbat
How insecure could you be
Why is Beelzebub a clone of DababyWhat the fuck is the lore
>>544197045babu awakened things in me
>>544197341cute ass
>>544198213T-thanks...
>>544197938It's basically copy and pasted from pokemon, mew and mewtwo
>>544196360you missed one or two. i know because i pretended to be you for one.
>>544198358That doesn't explain a single thing
>>544198358???????????????????????
>>544197938All Astrals are clone of the Omnipotent Bahamut's creation because Astral God is unimaginative retard
>>544197341i love this character and her silly pacifier>>544198510>>544198534you guys should have watched the pokemon movie
>>544198669Why is grub lore so bad???
>>544197045>>544197181>>544197383could just be cognitive dissonance but her pacifier doesn't really repulse me, it doesn't instantly scream baby shit to me like say diapers or ageplay
I'm going to confess my love to the (now dead) Vanilla was better Babuposter...Wish me luck...
Wait I thought angels like Lucillius were the Astrals
>>54419888610000 years since last vampy or babu uoh post
>>544198704>you guys should have watched the pokemon movieI watched it and it mogs everything Granblue has ever done even if you grab all its stories and put them together to sum their quality together.
>>544198494what the heck
>>544198831>could just be cognitive dissonance It is, you're mentally ill.
>>544198774Astral God only have creation power, all of her creation bound to immprtal and stagnant, while the Sky God only have Rebirth and Destruction power so he just picked up what is left in Skyrealm and just try to make them continue to evolve
>>544198831this, also it kind of feels more like a mask if anything
>>544199054sheep will be luvd. inshallah.
>>544199102that didn't answer his question, and after your post he should ask again with more question marks
>>544199102Why did Bahamut split himself into two retards?
>>544199102more like Asstral god... haha praise Bahamut. *salutes*
>>544199305cute butt
>>544199115I was thinking gag/ballgag, but yeah same
>>544199102?????
>>544199304He was too retarded to be a single entity
>>544199304He lost to Phoenix 6000 years ago, she split him into 2
>>544199731Who the FUCK IS PHOENIX
>>544199304Imagine you are retarded and lazy. One day you have the genius idea to make a copy of yourself to be even more retarded and lazy. Unfortunately you are retarded.
In case anyone else was curious about this,
>>544199810Immortal Bird born from their sun 3 billion years ago, hates Bahamut because his claws can kill Immortals.
>>544199731Isn't Bahamut capital G God? How the fuck does he lose to anything?
>>544199810
>>544200096nobody was curious
>>544200096I wasn'tdelete your post
>>544200142I like how this question gets asked every other thread because its fucking stupid
so where are the>how dare you talk about gacha??!!shitposters now?
>>5442000967 looks like bare thighs wowee
>>544200142No he is not lmaoo, there is no capital G God in granblue, the closest thing to it is this
>>544200096ponytails turn me on
sex.with satyr.
>>544200671ruria is so powerful
>>544200142There are 2 answers to this1: Japs are retarded as a species and literally cannot grasp the concept of omnipotence.2: Bahamut is YOUR capital G god. He made YOU and the world where YOU live. He made it out of a world that was already there. He's God of the Sky Realm the way you're god of a terrarium in your room. You bring the life giving water, you put the ground beneath their feet, your lights provide the sun and the heat. But you're a skinnyfat faggot who eats chips and posts about Grub all day. If the isopods in your terrarium heard you got killed by a bear or heart disease or you just got fucking shot they'd be like "Wtf???? How do you kill God???? How is that even possible????"Additionally, we play as the Singularity, the entity whose ENTIRE DEAL is that we are the ones who can defy, and defeat, god. That's the whole reason for our existence. Why did he make us? Ooooh so spooky mystery
farting
>>544200829that's dangerous
>>544201441keep us posted
>>544201307>1: Japs are retarded as a species and literally cannot grasp the concept of omnipotence.You know how all mythology had pantheons and were polytheist before Christianism introduced monotheism and the concept of a single, all-powerful God?Japan will only be a good country when they convert to Catholicism
>>544201664watching a really cute old romance anime
>>544202094grok make this real
>vs gm badge>rbfs spike up and down the whole match>vs another gm badge>rbfs spike up and down the whole matchyurobros, wtf is this shit? does getting to gm require you to play on a toaster and wi-fi?
https://x.com/zawapush/status/1982222508595007543he needs it
>>544202448no but poor people tend to have a lot of free time
>>544201482nah it's fine she's a sweetheart
>>544202485wtf
>>544202916>>544202969this is just what mid tiers did last patch anyway
Satyr raped me last patch...
>>544203110You liked it though.
>>544202916she's mean actually
>>544203354Is this a Lyria foot hand mod?
>>544203354epic tranny artstyle kek
>>544203590pyw
>>544202393
>>544203987s p o o k y
>>544203987What's she singing
>>544204183i think she's trying to summon something into this world
When is Magisa coming out?
for a ferry player raz is pretty basedhttps://x.com/RazFGC/status/1982497115541815717
>>544204509this bum rq on me
>>544190101no way
>>544204493after forte
>>544204920the 2h was clean doe
>>544204920anon... there's something off about your galleon...do you store her in a jar?
>>544204920is that the same guy?
>>544205293she drained me clean its not my fault>>544205418this was months ago but im pretty sure it is, same 2b color and stage
>>544204920>Saryabased
>>544204947i sent an email to cygames we'll see how it goes.
>>544205543God damn that's one thigh she got there.
>>544199305I can't get it to loop properly...Remember to not sexualize children, btw.Also please ignore the cursor
>>544205913posting what I have
>>544205913
Im being seduced by a rat
>>544206284I want to sniff her buttcrack
ratposting
maybe in 15 more years, ratto
I wish ratposters funnyposted more instead of your usual mindless uohhh i wanna fuck a child uohh child pussy, it's really boring
>>544206056>>544206284Thank you, I was trying to reverse it back to the starting position to make it seem like a full back and forth motion but the original animation simple seems to be too choppy.
>>544206739you could say that about any female character posted here get over yourself
>>544206739shed be better with a power limiter pacifier
>>544206941give me an example. i will debate you.
i am so fucking garbage at this game
Age 10Height 133 cmRace EruneHobbies Hot springs, fluffy thingsLikes Cotton candy, people from her villageDislikes Sleepiness (it makes her grouchy)She is a descendant of a tribe of monkeys who trace their lineage back to their august ancestor who went on a journey with the high priest "Tripitaka" to a place called "India". She secretly dreams of travelling to "India" herself one day. All members of her tribe have equally strange ears and tails. Only the one chosen for duty is able to use divine powers and special skills called wizard techniques. Out of her tribe Andira has owned outstanding skill since her early childhood and was inaugurated into duty by the figure "Mokkun". After her assumption of duties, she received her tools - a head band and a magical staff. She speaks very polite and formal to people she does not know well, but tends to be very frank with the ones she trusts.
rats huge bag
>>544207151
>>544207059im not going to debate over something so pointless man >>544203329>>544200829>>544193391>>544191483
anyone got a name cover template, I lost mine
Where do all these rats come from all of a sudden?
>>544207505
>>544207505our tourney just ended
>>544207435say no more
>>544198931They're apparently all part of a race called Primals, even though Primals look like all kinds of wacky shit from Stands to angels to dragons to whatever the fuck Grimnir's supposed to be.
>>544207781thank you anon
>>544200096I wasn't curious but I'm happy that you were and thought someone else might need to know.
>>544207736Did the tourney scare them off? We should have more tourneys if that's the case.I'd love to go just one single day of EU hours without pedo posting.
There is no need to be upset, homosexual-kun. FGC is welcome to transfolk these days.
>>544205543>>544205418>>544204920It's definitely the same guy, I've fought him tooIt's actually kinda interesting to do slowmo fighting games once or twice...I think it would make for a nice training mode for coaching.
>>544198931>>544207883Lucilius isn't a primal, him and Beelzebub are Astrals.Belial and Lucifer are primals created by Lucilius, Sandalphon was created by Lucifer to act as his replacement should he pass and most other primals are beings created by Astrals to serve other purposes.The reason Lucilius has primal angel wings, etc, is because Belial and Beelzebub killed Lucifer, cut off his head and stuck Lucilius' on the body, reviving him.
>>544201807Ironic how we've gone full circle to Christians being the annoying fedora tippers
>>544208393you will never be japanese
>>544208548You will never go to heaven
You will never be good at the game.You will never have a girlfriend.You will never have a meaningful relationship with anyone.You will never catch up with who's ahead of you in life.You will never be happy.
shut up dead donkey pitslut
>>544208259Also Bubz got the core of a primal surgically grafted to him so he is a freaky Astral-Primal hybrid because he wanted more POWAH
>>544208851i know
>>544208851I know.I've had one.I've had one.I don't mind.I am. not really
>>544208970i thought he did that to not die in the crimson horizon and that being part primal is a point of shame for him as an astralwhenever anyone brings it up he's like 'lets not think about that, lets instead focus on me ruling the world"
got shimmied painfully hard
donki
Is is true that playing meg turns you into a lesbian
>>544209319ferry when she bc's you 4 times a round to neutral (where she gets to mix and or hold the overwhelming advantage against 100% of the cast)
>>544209232broken ass gran
>>544209232it was over the moment his 2u hit you. the double shimmy was just the icing on your get fucked cake.
>>544209505>neutral it's a hard knockdown, anyone BCing gets the advantage
>>544209614she has more advantage still
>>544209232Should have raw SBA'd so you get dance moves into dance moves
You are good at the game and getting better.You will get a girlfriend if you want one.You have had meaningful relationships and you will have more.There's no one to "catch up" with, you're just living your life and they're living theirs. The grass is always greener.Happiness will come to you from within, not without, when you learn to see the magic in what you have and not envy what you don't.
>>544210114small wings
Wilnas saved my life....
I was taking a look at other FG generals and it is truly impressive how we are still the #1 general in quality
Wilnas saved the game
Wilnas killed the game
>>544210394Oh yeah? Watch this.
>>544210394Its pretty insanethe fact that we actually live without half of the thread being blatant retarded bumpposts is impressive in itself for how dead our game is
Granma Rosetta?
>>544210394sounds like cope to me
I was taking a look at other FG generals and it is truly impressive how we are still the #1 worst general
>>544210563so he was testarossa, was he? please tell me he was testarossa
>>544210563literally me on the right
What I don't understand is that we have Ladiva AND Cagliostro and yet it's /ggg/ that was killed by 24/7 /pol/ raids with this thread not being touched.
>>544210993the difference is that strive is actually popular
>>544210657>testarossaI don't think the guy in the clip was testarossa, but...Playing against him has unironically done some unrepairable damage to my mental.I wouldn't have minded the fact that I lost, I wouldn't even have been suprised that he was master rank but the fact that he was among the top 10 ranked Narmayas while playing as retarded as he did just fundamentally changed my opinion of this game.
>>544211104not popular enough for a live general...
>>544210993Because the actual tranny bait character, Kou, isn't in the game yet
>>544211104the difference is Cag and Ladiva arent trannies with their backstory getting fucked over
>>544210993The new Testament was a huge mistake.
>>544211212retard>>544211334the difference is that strive was actually popular
>>544211192>he played rankedanon.... nyo...
>>544210993Anon, NOBODY cares about GBVSR. It's both a blessing and a curse. The worse we have is that outdated pic of W*vie on Vanilla.
>>544211436>>544211334i replied to the wrong post whoops
>>544210993Ladiva, despite the shitposts, is an okama and not a tranny.Cagliostro, despite literally changing his body to a female looking one, still considers himself a man.Meanwhile: The director of GG caved in to the trannies. Even if he later, sort of, maybe, possibly backpaddled when he realized what he did.
>>544211420
A good chunk of people here are/used to be from ggg
Belial's midscreen pressure is scarier than most characters' corner pressure and this is somehow okay.
>>544210394sounds like cock to me
Trannies hate Ladiva since okama exist as a gag to make fun of them. Trannies hate Cagliostro because she has the one thing they will never have, a legitimate female body. Instead, they all gravitate towards Kou's femboy appearance.
>>544211515>The worse we have is that outdated pic of W*vie on Vanilla.we got something almost as bad too. him included
>>544211907remember: you can watch his skill icons instead of the character for hints! watch the skill icons dummy! watch the tiny little UI element nowhere near the opponent instead of the opponent! good players do it!
>>544211907he needs it
>>544211958???
>>544212020why would you need to react to his skill icons?
>>544210598this rat about to hang from a tree
>>544212185so that you aren't free to the grab/counter walk "Mixup!" it's fake and no one ever gets hit by his command grab because they just watch the icons!
>>544212185No reason. By the way, are you enjoying your heterosexuality?
>>544211958>Trannies [HEADCANON]
We have more fags and trannies playing Grimnig than Fagliostro
>>544207151i am worse i guarantee that
>>544212319>>544212336If you see that pose, you just hold up, it beats the ultimate version, it beats the command grab and it beats regular 5U
>>544210993it's not really comparable
>>544212336I unironically walk like this
>>544212392your winrate? mine is like 49%
>>544212421No, I have learned I am helpless.
>>544200096Thank you for your service
>>544212336NOW YOU CAN TELL-
>>544212365this but Yuel
>>544212475I walk like this
>>544212319What a retarded complaintFrom all the things you can complain aboutYou always jump-react to his counter to get the better punish and positionYou don't look at hecking cooldowns lol
>>544212154>>544212359>he wasn't around for Kou light earlier this year
>>544210993We don't have any interactions like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTDZJhzk-HY
>>544212724/r/ing a gif of this magnificent bastard's swag walk
>>544206739We only have one ratposter that actually PLAYS rat. And even he sucks at playing rat.What do you expect from ratposters that don't play rat?
>>544212501what a faggot waah waah I'm so bad at the game >49% wrkys
>>544212882>almost 3 mil viewsthis is what i meant when i said strive was popular and grub is noti was there when this happened too
>>544209231No he grafted the primal core to himself in a fit of jealousy because Lucifer was always so perfect, yet was an inferior being (primal). His pseudo-angelic form is a mockery of that beauty but also completes his lord of flies motif. Bubs discovered chaos matter in the crimson horizon and that's what he used to survive on the surface.
>>544212882i genuinely feel bad for anyone that liked bridget before this bullshit happened
I love my ratwife
>>544212501If you're actively playing ranked after reaching MR then 49% wr is way above average.Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
>>544213172I feel worse for Testament fans because they turned someone who was clearly an edgy man into a tree hugging tranny. His entire personality was retconned.
My winrate? 80%out of 5 games.
>>544213350I mean, at least since XX he was always somewhat of a feminine looking "tree hugger" but yeah, I fucking hated his redesign even more than the bridget thing.
>>544213010but I play a fraudulent character…>>544213292nah, I barely touched it after MR. and I am sure casual/lobby don’t count towards your WR, right?
>>544212882Oh my God.I had never watched that in it's entirety.Jesus Christ.As a side note, Strive writing/dialog is so ass
The key to not giving a fuck about winrate is to reverse boost so that you know it'll never be high to begin with
>>544212882
>>544210394Most FG generals know their game is shit and don't delude themselves into thinking otherwise. Same can't be said for this general.
I wish Jiitafags funnyposted more instead of your usual mindless "uohh, danchou's gigantic schlong, I want to give Djeeta some sloppy blowies" it's really boring
>>544213680Maybe I used the wrong choice of words. By "tree hugger", I meant how he became some peace loving hippie now, not his old tendancy to threaten to kill any human that foot into the forest.
>>544214180Sorry, I'm not a very fun person.
imma bwuise for the daily anyone wanna come?
>>544213839Yes... reverse boosting... that's totally what I did... I'm not bad at the game or anything like that...
>>544214047imagine being daisukehow many trannies did he secondhandedly make just by making bridget use she pronouns??shit so funny
>>544214047Then they get triggered for being addressed in a politically correct manner
Who are the Chaos Legions?
>>544214574he was so funny for thiswe could become bros i bet
>>544214180>uohh, danchou's gigantic schlong, I want to give Djeeta some sloppy blowiesextremely funny posts joking aside the thing is that most characters aren't as fleshed out or have as much personality as rat there isn't much to joke about with jitta, she is barely a characterbut people do post a lot of art of her (and chibis) in non sexual contexts
>rat>fleshed out with personalitynow THAT'S a funny post
>>544214327>he became some peace loving hippie now, not his old tendancy to threaten to kill any human that foot into the forest.I haven't even played Strive.This just makes me like his redesign even less.
How do you think Daisuke feels knowing his entire japanese fanbase left him for SF6 the very first chance they got?
>>544214047christ
>>544214327>>544215091Literally every character in guilty gear is a peace loving hippie nowExcept one
>>54421250142%
>>544215324Inochi...
>>544214867>have as much personality as ratshe definitely has a lot of personalitythe fact that she is the character with the most expressive and most animations overall is evidence of the fact
>Playing Granblue Fantasy Versus "Every Single Game is a Friendly Sparring Match Between Friends" Rising>Complaining that GG characters aren't mean enough
>>544214867I mean, Jitta-kun is supposed to be the self insert character for women and weird men so it just makes sense for her to not have much of a character of her own.
>>544215741i do wonder if these kind of posts are for real or just baiting, because i always underestimate how dumb some people can be and think better of them
Fighting games need more villains and antagonists and people who just don't like each other.All of the fighting games.
Liking Vikala is the equivalent of liking those "quirky" foids who loved nutella and fake mustaches in 2010
finna play Marippe in grand bruise to hear dyke sounds and record dyke webms
Liking Vikala is the equivalent of liking girls born after 2010
>>544208851my gf weighs 400 pounds, does that count?
>>544214180>it's really boringJust like Djeeta.
Liking Vikala is the equivalent of UOOOOOOH SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
I would take a Nier liker over a Vikala liker
>>544215916>>544216057>>544216205Yes, and?
>>544212020So much customizing in this game when it comes to inputs, but they should let you customize the UI, too. I'd rather have the Super meter and cooldowns on the bottom, it's easier to keep track of, then I'd move the brave points under the HP bar
>>544215790yes, I didn't mean it as a bad thing Djeeta is cute, that's enough
I love and post VIkalaI post NierI main Vaseraga
>>544215917Marippe fucked all the guys in Auguste before Meg became what she is now
did you know lesbian conversion was banned from r/gonewildaudio
>>544216948I don't know what either those things are
>>544213008>And even he sucks at playing rat.Shut the fuck up, cunt. I bet I'd beat you in a ft100.
>>544216948you spend too much time on the internet
>>544214779if you like seeing troons shitting on themselves or being almost self aware you should visit /lgbt/ or the schizo tranny sub reddits
Whenever you're feeling down, or think that you're shit at the game. Just remember, you will always be a better person than the retards who grinded Bruise.
is it wrong wanting to sniff Mari's cunt
>>544207374i make quality sheepposts all the time
why are you angry about rat todaydid they ratposters do something
>>544218059rat is too sexy so im angy
>>544217917She's at least 20, so yes.
>>544218059They promised everyone a rat team and didn't deliver
>>544218059There were like 4 rat ass shaking gifs in a row earlier and it reminded americans of how much better things could have been
Futa Narmaya.Can you dig it?
>>544218036yes, and theres nothing wrong with that
>>544219585
Hearing Meg players on Leviathan Omega's theme over and over again makes me wish we got Eugen instead
Stop posting rat and get naked instead
>>544219781Nier chibi ruins it.
https://youtu.be/FbuCRpXAyWU?si=bhkJBtUV3vWH2s7l&t=19why does every "high level" 2B constantly drop their bnbsI thought it was just yoru but it's all of them
>open game>MEEEEETEEEERA DEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!11!!!1!ah, that's the stuff
>>544220721they are all 1f links
moussy feets
>>544220797>go pee, leave the game on main menu>come back >METERA_MOANING.mp3
>>544220219Can I do both?
None of you niggas even main Vikala
>>544220721She's unironically one of the higher execution characters
>>544221097this but ironically
>>544220819>>544221097lmao
>>544221224you have 30 minutes to record a webm of you performing 2B combos
>>54421250130.2%
>>544220819this game has no true 1f links lol>>544221097lol
you can see your winrate?I'd have thought a game like this 100% would have hidden that
>>544213008I love and play my ratwife
>>544220819>>544221097factzzzz
>>544221087I've played her more than my orignial main after actually gitting gud so...
>>54421250141.86
>>544221087>>544221480I don't even remember who I played before she was released
>Open game>First match is the mirror>Get 2-0'd>Close gameAre you getting sick of reading this post every day?
>>544221384you are wrong by the way the game has multiple 1 frame links
>Open game>Versus... Wil->Close game
>>544221480mice overlay
>>544221480>>544221510>>544221753Then why is there only ever one rat in the tourneys?
is Soriz bad to learn on
grok remake this with RAT >>544176054
>>544222767Nah, he should be fine. Go with him if that's who you want to play.
>>544220721looks like a case of the input buffer giving him 5M 1f late
i wish matches had voice chat like MK1i wanna blare music and say racist things
>>544223882you're crazy, so many salty losers in this genre, just look at what the thread looks like most of the time
Why do good players simultaneously never get DP'd but also never get thrown or lose their turn when they block expecting a dp
>>544222175I appreciate you doing it at round start instead of right before I win
>>544224291Passive buff.
Is there a list of the words the in-game chat bans somewhere? I am so fucking confused about what is not allowed. I'm writing entirely benign sentences and getting blocked. Like I don't even know where to start with changing it.
>>544224706don't say nig or yed, or sm. those are the cause for a lot of failed messages. Put a period between those letters
>opponent is so brain-meltingly fucking stupid that even I am able to anti-air his constant jumpspam semi regularly>it STILL doesn't fucking matter because I haven't memorized my character's exact 2H combo which is completely different from every other one because this game has no mid screen combos so the risk reward is still completely in their favorRemind me why I play this dogshit again
>>544225371you like circle gooning in the lobby
>>544225498I never join the lobby.
>>544225371>I haven't memorized my character's exact 2H combo which is completely different from every other oneSo...learn your combos then?>because this game has no mid screen combosI'm typing this as post-buff Zooey just landed full coast to coast combo off an anti-air
>>544225371this might be the biggest crybaby post of this thread in the last week
Anyone got a spare Key for the game on steam?
built for the dick
Why do SO many people put it on auto instead of random I HATE YOU IM SICK OF THIS SONG
>>544225371...this is just a self report my guy
>Watch top ranked player of my character>No special setups, combos, frametraps or mixups or play patterns that I can copy that I'm not doing>just has the genesigh
getting real tired of this unga bunga shark bitch pushing me into the corner actually fuck off you deserve ALL the cheese and I can't wait till the gun girl comes so I can murk yasalacious half naked promiscuous whore
>playing dbfz for fun >get matched against a Smurf not even gonna get into why someone would smurf but >okay, I don't mind, I'm just playing for fun >he stomps me as expected >starts teabagging, trolling and general bm ... just why? is it really just for the 'lolololol epic trole u mad'?I'm good at Granblue and every now and then I get thrown against new players. Sometimes I sandbag (but never hard enough to be patronizing), sometimes I just end it quickly. But I can't see myself ever doing that shit
>>544227319and obviously, the game is already dead anyway
>>544226183anon, at that point just go to a key seller. You can find it for the big discount prices, and then pirate the rest of the dlc.
>>544226842Half the game is 50% mental at that level
>>544227506I did and got scammed. Fuck me. Usually don't have problems with key sites, but there is a first for everything I guess.
>>544226183>>544226183buy the game properly, pablo
>>544225371>i am stupid and garbage at fgs this game is dogshitgrub babies LMAO. always crying and shitting your pants, always complaining about the game/characters, never your fault.
I need more than 2 out of 3I cant fucking learn anything when every single person has a different gimmick I have to figure out ON TOP of their character when I am apparently the most predictable motherfucker in the entire world
while I get that "the gene" is fewer keystrokes than "fundamentals" it is just something that comes with experience bros...
>>544226386Yeah, mine >>544227302Careful there, that's my wife's girlfriend you're talking about
>>544221384Not a 2B defender but there ARE some unbufferable moves that need to be linked into 1f. Either Belial and/or ABel has some 1f links with his 66H, Uno has a 1f standing 66L link after 623H~6L, etc.Of course, 2B has no dash normals as they like to constantly remind you, so those can't be the excuse
>>544227680Damn, sorry to hear that. Guess there's a first for everything.
I genuinely don't understand what I'm supposed to do against LadivaIf I'm plus, he grabs meIf I'm minus, he grabs meEvery single blocked attack is a 5th of my health gone
Im getting fucking tilted man i think my blood pressure is risding
>>544228374If Ladiva is on offense you can always mash out of grab with your 5f or 6f light, you have throw invuln for 6f after exiting block- or hit-stun. There are no true tick throws in this game because of that, though if you guess wrong you eat a frametrap. If you're on offense you can use frametraps of 4f or less to beat all SPD strengths.Ladiva is a casino character and you're forced to guess with disaster if you guess wrong, it's just the way it is, and Ladiva mains gaslit FHKR into handing out buffs like candy from launch to now. Real meta is to start downplaying your main loudly on Twitter and spamming the game's feedback forms until they give your character stupid and outrageous buffs
>>544228374whiff punish zone I'm take it you're trying to stagger and getting thrown out of it. don't autopilot your pressure, if he is mashing command grab, take a step back
>>544215917when she dies she screams for meg, its pretty cute.
>>544229868that sounds horrific that doesn't sound cute at all
>>544226183nigga u can play the entire game for free with cheat engine or a hacked executable.
guess they're all doing it now
>>544230651its a bug that exclusively affects 2b players
2Bmore like28k modem
how do i deal with these guard break things?
>>544231041Raging straiku?
>>544228339correct, that's why I said "true". 1f dashes are a thing, but toobee has none of that. you have years to buffer normals and specials
>>544231041https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jcDJO0hJaQ0
>>544231103i think that's what it is yes
>>544230651Its always tobys and yools for me
>>544231103RAAAAAGING CHAAAAIIIINN
Do you think they have any granblue related costumes at spirit halloween?
My internet has been shitting itself for a weekI think I'm going to pick up 2B
member when it was only lance players that kicked their routers?
>>544231253you have to evade it during the start up if you mean raging strike. if you mean another specific guard crush move you will have to say which.
>>544230651
>>544231715also incase you didn't do the tutorial you can hit brave counter during the initial hit and reverse it if you have grandpa reactions.
>>544210993i just opened twitch tv and 4/7 streamers are playing ladiva.
I unironically believe that I can react to raging strike with a dodge but the big animation and sound effect make me scared and feel like I should stay blocking in case I mess up
should i download dota
>>544232509only if you are from peru brazil or russia/china.
>>544232509No
>>544232509kill yourself offtopic spammer pet killer
>>544210993
>>544232932Hotashi wasn't fat???
>>544232932something is off about this image. and the smell is imagineable.
>>544232932IRL Nier wobbly.
*walks back slowly**jumpscare delay 66Ls you to death*ggs shake my hand, my neuch is too sick and slick I am simply THAT good when I play while keeping my mouth open and drool and make down syndrome noises
>>544232509if you are going to play a moba the only non cuck option is league
Aye sick 66L nerd, now watch this.SORYA!!!
>>544233784its a previous patch and i just 2b parried your 66l ggs
nigga is getting filtered by walk back 66L lmao oh my days
>>544233956very strange post
I walk back 66L for the full 99 seconds on purpose to take the joy out of the game for other people and so should you
i never 66L because my opponents see the animation and always choose whatever beats whatever I do afterward
>>544233784I FUCKING HATE THIS AAAAAAAAH
>>544233784Sorry you were born geneless bro
I've laid a curse on this general. Anyone who complains about the imaginary gene will be turned into a draph woman and used as paizuri fuckmeat by the rest of us for the rest of their days.
>>544235845Sorry about your garage bwo
My oplonent always wins the 66L war by a frame. I never clash with it.
>>544235950oh noooo how terrible haha
>>544235845more nerfs soon sweetums
>>544235845avatar belial is STILL too good... he still has one very cool fullscreen carry route on crouching that costs meter... he has to be nerfed
>the imaginary geneOHNONONONONO HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>544235845the joke character of the game is right where he belongs
>>544230651how do they play with a pc like this for hundreds of hours
>>544235638the ratfags post their shit uncensored, why cant you? Dont be a pussy
>>544236492just because avatar belial is 10000 times funnier than lowain doesn't mean he's a joke character
don't understand how zooey's crouching medium is a high
>>544236574because with that range making it a low would be retarded
>>544236541if thats all you got thats all you got love me grub even at 20 fps
>>544236574look at yool's if you want true confusionit's just the way it is
>>544236574issa balancing decision
>>544236574yeah they should make it a 7f lowI don't play zooey btw but I think it would make the game make more sense because whenever I play against that character and I block 2M, I think wow, that's so weird that I can block it standing and within an 8f window
>>544235845>abeltards when their character has been ""bad"" for one month(still much better than rat)You sure cry a lot, I hope he gets nerfed more.
>>544236541Nice mod.
>>544236717
From the second I saw it I new >544236574 was an epic setup where le hilarious punchline was going to be >544237032
Ladiva is kinda shit mang Just pick Yool and 214x
>>544237032Both Wilnas's low 2M and meterless DP need to go. Cut his 2H hitbox in half too. He shouldn't have good AAs.
ITT: people who have never been matched up with pifi pilnas
>>544235845ABel deserves nothing but nerfs after nerfs unless FKHR changes his command grab SSBA to be jumpable like Galleon's. I'll begrudgingly let Bubz keep his because at least it only takes one BP from you but ABel's has to fucking go already>beat his ass all round but spend 1 BP in the process>he gets one good hit into 30% damage into meaty SSBA for 50%>if you jump he can meaty c.H and then combo into SSBA instead>DON'T beat ABel's ass all round, he's at 60%>ABel can just loop H moves to force himself into SSBA range so he can do the same mixup>ABel mains will go into fucking convulsions about how being able to do this is not only NOT strong but is the sole reason he's perennial bottom 5 pls buffFuck ABel until this move is changed
>>544237282I promise I was being serious. i was thinking oh this is a great poke tool, which it is to an extent, but then I went to practice and saw that.
>>544236931when has rat ever been good
>>544237032Genuinely, what the FUCK was Arcsys thinking with this button?
The gene is real.Don't believe me? Open the spoiler.
>>544238063>spike hits my ankles but isn't a low
>>544238019He's FKHR's favorite dragon.
>>544238183Good choice, he's a good boy
>>544238019God forbid the guy who has to walk have good normals
lobby time
>>544238328It shouldn't be 8f and it definitely shouldn't be 8f. It's already good enough for covering f.M.
>>544238589tail too small
>>544238550Oh, and it shouldn't be a low either. Did I mention it shouldn't have only 8 cocksucking frames of startup for a move that large?Arcsys, please, if nothing else, kill this neanderthal enabling button
>>544238353you have to post a lust provoking image or a mspaint doodle over the lobby.
>>544239029theres literally a naked person next to the number 1 in that picture
>>544239094
>>544237758It does feel extra nice to beat his 0f super throw, though.
>tfw when I work hard at something and I fail anywaysThe worst part is I neglected other things in my life like having fun, talking to friends and my happiness. And for what? I have nothing to show for it. I'm a failure of a human being and I'm so tired of being retardedI should stop blogposting but I too ashamed to bother anyone else about this after what I've done to them
>>544235638This will be EX sheeps SSBA
>>544239547same
>>544239547what happened rat friend
>>544239348she looks so dumb
>>544239547>>544239739>>544240557we all gonna make it
>>544240557i look like this
put the ears on
>>544241773
>>544239547you are not alone dear mousesisterthis whole year i self sabotaged myself so hard that i even had to look up what was causing this... i ended up reading a lot of stuff about insecure attachments and it all did make sense. after rediscovering myself. i finally reached the absolute cope... this pain, anger and sense of latent impotence will probably never go away but my mind is finally at ease as i blame myself no more since i acknowledged that i did what i could back then and even if i could redo it all over again i might end up making the same mistakes so it makes no sense to keep thinking about it although now i feel a hole in my heart but even this empty feeling is better than some permanent self blaming state... we can be better and we should make use of these bitter experiences to improve ourselves and be ready for the future
the fuckwhy is this place full of mentally ill people
WellThis year I also either hit rockbottom (or almost), it actually feels kinda mice because at least I know it literally can't get worse than this and I'm already improving, bit by bit.I recommend reading thishttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Notes_from_Underground
>>544242908I needed a excuse to visit my doctor
>>544242908...
>opponent hasn't thrown in 3/4 matches>I need to get out of the corner/punish a block/get that last chunk of damage to win and throw>next match opponent throws like it's the only thing they know how to do, as if I personally attacked themlord
>>544243254You're struggling playing back to back against people who have wildly different playstyles?
>>544242908would you like to be friedns??
Who should I play to STRIKE BACK (go excited!) Get them out of my way?
>>544243907
>one of if not the best sf6 players in the world is 15 years old>people are still going to pretend the gene isn't real
>>544243470i'm struggling in general honestly. just got out of a match with the mouse girl and the dude was just throwing shit willy nilly. Honestly I may just need some rest
>>544244260that was me ggs
>>544244260bro the rat girl is so easy to beat
>>544244316who were you fighting
>>544244260>i'm struggling in general honestly. I know that feel, I asked because I always get whiplash when I play someone who is giga passive and then the next queue I play against the biggest silverback on planet Earth. Takes a bit to get used to, and that's with experience>Honestly I may just need some restGo get some rest king
>>544244507shut the fuck up, retard
I beat to rat every night
>>544244753be nice, or you'll answer to me
Wait I thought Beatrix's 66L was special and priveliged because it got to be +4If its exactly the same as everyone elses why do people go on about how hers specifically is the best one in the game
>>544244784same
>>544245502because of the speed?
I lure Vikala out with my dick cheese
>>544245502don't question it, you will just be gaslit by imaginary concepts such as "mental stack" and "yomi" things that can't be objectively measured and exist on a completely subjective plane where it hides in wait to destroy your mind with poison. turn around now and start running before you get absorbed into the void and disappear.
I beatO ZA MOUSU every night
>>544245502because it goes extremely fucking far
>>544245967Describe the smell
>>544246385
>>544244080That's epigenetic, being in the environment during your developmental years, rewiring yourself to emulate "the gene."Someone who never played fighting games could have it and not realize it until late into their life.
>"Nyes, hello? Pest contwol? I'm calling to schedule a house call.">"Nyes, vewy well, I'll hold.">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7rC_0pmhNo&list=RDr7rC_0pmhNo&start_radio=1>Twenty-four minutes later>"Nyes, hello! I'm calling for an extewmiatow" We have a wat infestation. It's scawing away all the patwons.">"Addwess? Mmmmmm, nyes, >>544176054 It's /gbvsg/ - Granblue Fantasy Versus Rising General?">"You'l send someone right now? Look for a Mista Seox?">"How long will this take? Will I have to leave for the week?">"Nyo? 30 minutes or it's fwee?">"Prrrrrrrrfect">"Am I a cat? Nyo- I mean No, sir, goodbye"Help is on the way, kizzingtons!
>>544246962
>>544246453I think it's nice when the scent is pungent and a little musky...
that's enough
Reminder that one of the vikala posters is an israeli. He's LITERALLY a jewish rat
some people do the most last second 2H and i just think it's scripts/bottingWHOS WITH ME
>>544248264sorry bro I'm just a slow reactionlet
I baked early so the thread doesn't randomly die overnight>>544249542>>544249542>>544249542
>>544248264There are bots lurking in Ranked for sure. It's most often Free Grans, positioning themselves at a fixed distance from you and standing idle until you move or press any button, then they react one frame later with the perfect counter.I see one every now and then and can sometimes find an opening in their script that lets me bait it into whiffing something, but issa two toucher Granbot that converts any stray hit into a full combo so the opportunity to make it happen is rare.
