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>>544193469Ralsei is actually ftm and her arc is actually about her transitioning back to her proper sex.
Making cheese out of Roaring Knight breast milkPITCH BLACK CHEESE WITH A COOL AFTERIMAGE
come jack boxes with us btw
>>544193660ew what the fuck lol
>>544193660licorice flavored
>>544193660....Do deer make cheese?
>>544193660>taking milk away from your titanspawn childrenI would never
It's divegrass time!If you want to see the Fun Gang play footie once more, reply to this post and say so!What's divegrass time?Well when a thread runs out of new content to talk about and slowly begins to drive itself insane, you need Activities to slow your descent into madness! /utg/ (and many other /vg/ threads) do this by fielding CPU soccer teams and making them play each other! The next tournament is coming up, and we're a little behind our schedule (we've both been busy) (there's mainly two of us) but we do still wanna make sure the team plays! (We didn't do so hot last time but we were distracted by, you know, Chapters 3 and 4 actually releasing right in the middle of it.)If you have even more opinions, you can vote in the poll we've left open this whole time!https://forms.gle/WBSuSRVycMJjUgic9And if you want to be part of the organization, PLEASE HELP US our NEET hours are gone and we're so tired. (But really: we are thankful for all the help we already get, and more is always welcome, but we're both on our last legs. We won't suddenly disappear, but during/after this cup we're hoping to train our replacement(s) and pass the torch. We saw the Grand Finals, we're out of gas... maybe >YOU can take /utg/ to the True Ending?)
>>544193660>>544193729>Farmer Susie wiping the sweat off her brow after a looooong day of milking Rory
>>544193791Reindeer have some of the fattiest milk in the world. Pretty rich in a lot of stuff, actually.
>>544193946How the fuck do you know about this? I have never heard about people milking deer, up until now. Do you just jack any deer you see off?
TV DAISUKI! SPAMTENNA DAISUKI!
Stopping by to get gas with Tenna as he drives you on his car for a date...
>>544193942With her mouth, right?
>>544194041idk if he's full of shit or not but people such as the saami do herd reindeer so they probably milk them
(oh right i cleared my cache; anyway yeah the footie post was me like it always is)
>>544194041Reindeer are the only domesticated deer in the world and one of the oldest domesticated animals. Non domesticated Reindeer are called Caribou.Also I’ve known this for a while ever since looking up Reindeer facts 2-3 months ago. Reindeer are cool.A reindeer calf can empty a bag of milk in one minute or less.
>>544194226Dess was definitely absolutely drowning in that shit. Just have a feeling this will be relevant in Chapter 7. Just a theory
Would you?
>>544193714we can only play for like an hour and a half today. If my thing ends early though I might be able to start hosting later tonight but probably not.https://www.twitch.tv/iglmvwhttps://youtu.be/PuQxUNzGESoalso vote for your favorite jackbox gameshttps://poal.me/n177n5
>>544193819IT'S!!! TV!!! TIME!!!(Please rename Tenna to Heavy Metal)Hey also I think everyone is doing jackbox right now so I don't think it was the best time to make the proof of interest
>>544193819I like seeing the gang play footie. Good luck on finding a replacement
>>544194226>noelle after sucking on carols bazongas now it’s her favorite part
>>544193819Hell yes I wanna see the /utg/ Fighting Faves go another roundUnfortunately I'm losing my NEET hours too so I can't pick up the slack
>>544194454i havent played most of the jackbox games desu
>>544194162>knocks the gas pump out>gasoline spills on the old crt’s open cap leaking electricity >rest in tv slop
Tenna LOVE
>>544194374yes.
Did you guys know Reindeer are entirely covered in fur, even their noses?Their hooves also making a clicking noise when they move because of how the muscle moves around the ligament.They also primarily eat moss and can purr (it sounds like a car engine).
>>544194924Noelle will eat Moss
>>544194924>you can rev up the holidaysI NEED to sex Carol and Noelle
>>544194809Tenna has some droopy lips here
>>544194924Noelle will compete in the Indy 500
>>544194374I might consider it. Only if it's flavorful and rich.
Fave watches the Gummo bathtub scene and pukes
To that one anon who said that killing only affects first worlder, it is one of the most life changing event someone can go through, it's just in the modern day people know how to put their feelings into words instead of becoming completely dead inside
>>544195089those are tears anon.
>>544195259nope roger ebert lip
WarIs bad*leaves thread*
ch 5 will cold open with toriel grounding kris for trashing the church last night
>>544195089Disappointed to scroll up and see you weren’t talking about pussy lips
>>544195259It’s funnier to see it as lips
>>544195119*Cue Noelle's scream sound getting pitch shifted to sound like a car engine*
ch 5 will hot open with toriel grinding kris for churching the trash last night
>>544195574what the fuck are you talking about
>>544195089mike cheering tenna up after the failed 4 am lobotomy left him as a drooling retard
>>544195574Did you have a stroke?
December Holiday was a woman who may have become a mother to me*leaves thread*
Rudy is a silent sleeper while Carol’s snoring sounds like someone trying to start a 30+ year old V12 engine
>>544195702Depressing as fuck lmao you really are a loser
>>544195574Toriel after the 7 ice cold beers
>>544193819HELL YEAH FOOTIE
>>544195334What rating would Roger Ebert give Deltarune?
>>544195862>>544195870damn we get it
>>544195424>>544190625
>>544195574I wish Toriel was my mom
i think it's good that kris is nonbinary because i can be attracted to them without being gay
>>544194198She does a little bit, but it's way too much so she does the rest with the usual bucket method.
>>544195994
>>544195424There's plenty of fem Tenna pictures already for you to look at anonAlso what the hell people like droopy pussy lips now??
I'm feeling like a sigma
>>544195923This fucking website is fucking broken. I only wanted to make one post.
>>544196001You know you can imagine they have a cunt right?
>>544196001It's still gay
>>544196093
>>544195932ZAMN!!!!!>>544196186I do
>>544196248i don't like women
>>544195994the noose should work as your new mommy anon
>>544196001Same, though I don't know what it says about me that given both options I still imagine them with the same junk as mine.
https://youtu.be/at-aPIoUGT8?si=UUYGTygms-F8SaaGtheir still doing these?
whoever is drawing that cat girl FRIEND on the whiteboard thank you.
>>544196001For some reason, I enjoy well drawn teeth/fangs.
Why didn't Toby Fox code with something like this instead of fucking up his wrist? Is he stupid?
>>544196001Do you like FemKris?
>>544193660It's real...
er er er er er i've never lied to anyone in my life kiddo er er er er er
>>544196682see >>544196394
>>544196809at that point go with male kris you dirty fucking faggot
>>544196341>I doFirst person I have seen online to think like that, anyway here's something for you that I hope you hadn't seen beforehttps://files.catbox.moe/d1s98n.jpg
>>544196550Is the middle one meant to be for the penis?
>>544196804Sans... Sans Undertale?!
>>544196887no that's gay
>>544193819hell yea i love hockey
>>544196924That’s not droopy that’s puffy
whoevers drawing these knight pics has too much power over my penis holy fuck
>>544196550That looks insufferable to use, even though I know it's probably way more beneficial than a regular keyboard.
>>544197207bridal knight bridal knight bridal knightfshhgghsdf
>>544196924by the gods...!
>>544195702TOBY: Sometimes men want to cling to women. I thought, Dess is probably the kind of woman Kris would like to cling to. More than anything, I created Dess as a character that Kris wouldn't look silly holding onto. When thinking about what kind of woman that is, I get in touch with my inner 'masturbatory rhythm'. I ask myself, what kind of woman would make Kris' dick feel good? That's what I mean when I use the word 'fleshy'. She's a woman drawn with pixels, but here (points to the crotch) she has volume. Characters that don't have that fleshiness are sure to look unattractive to gamers.TEMMIE: I think so too.TOBY: It might be hard for younger people to hear, but as you get older, you start to understand more that you can't not think about people and characters without factoring in sex. That's why I absolutely had to give some thought to the state of Dess' pussy. Especially while writing the story and providing outlines; "I don't want her pussy to be all sad and tired out. If it is, Kris will seem pathetic for sticking it in her, and she'll seem like a dull woman."
>>544197207bride knight woke my penisnursing knight shook my penispregknight broke my penis
>>544197491Powerful
>>544196924ooouuuuuuuuaaaghhhhhhhhhhhghhhhh tennahh
>>544197207To be fair it isn't really hard to get power over a few millimetres
TOBY! GRANT ME THE OPTION TO GIVE KRIS A CUTE DRESS FOR THE FESTIVAL AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!
>>544197171I know, but I don't have any droopy pussy Tennas to show you... I'm sorry, I thought you'd still like it...
>asgore drawingi had no chance
Holy shit. We have been blessed everyone get in!
>>544197645That wasn’t me anon I did like it
>>544198021This is really EPIC
>>544197491what is this quote originally about
>>544198047I love this. It's a dark echo of Carol's apparent need for stasis.
What if Kris gets their original cyan soul back but it fuses with our red soul
>>544198021i have to feed my cat give me a minute
>>544196809You're gay, then.
My penis is awakening
>>544198203Tomino talking about Nanai and Char
>>544198262there's more but the pictures are massive and it's 7-8 in total
>>544198417i think that's a cow fujo trust me i'm an expert on these things
>>544198496moojo pippins
Depressed big shot Spamton sitting on the couch while fat Tenna tries to cheer him up by picking his belly folds up and making them move like a mouth with a funny voice
>>544198417I heard if you don't milk your cows they'll die or something, so uh, I better get to milking stat!
>>544198479v good azzy
>>544197308You could try a regular split keyboard using the dvorak, colemak or workman layout. Use palm-rests instead of wrist-rests too. At the end of the day it's up to whatever you're more comfortable with and that you can make the smoothest transition to. It is why even though dvorak is objectively the "best" layout there's still alternative layouts that preserve the position of frequently used shortcut keys, because it's a bitch to manually bind the Z key to the ; key in every game or have to forcibly switch back to QWERTY if a game doesn't have key-rebinding.
>>544198678i'd draw this if i could draw
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
be honest guys would you?
>>544199008Molest?Yes please!
>>544199008i am now channeling lotus boob into your minds
>>544199008I do not think my porn addiction is strong enough
>>544199008yum yum yes yes!
im scared to open the whiteboard later because my penis will not be able to handle it
I need Gaster to be mentally ill guys, with how schizo he turned Jevil and Spamton I'll be rioting if he isn't just as messed up
NEVER opening the whiteboard in my life again
>>544198417This got wildly out of hand way too easily and quickly.
Fuckable.
>>544199297I'm a porn addict and I think that's disgusting
>>544198678idk
Dice milk...
what if Dess was a huge porn addict
>>544199769jeans like a sock, a... jock...
>>544199942that's why she has her own computer
>>544199508that theory is OUTDATED we know Gaster wasn't the one who redpilled Jevil and SpamtonThe Knight gives out Shadow Crystals but it was likely FRIEND who was the strange someone met by Jevil and the voice talking to Spamton over the phone
>>544199942we already have noelle and alphys
>>544197530how could you do this to me...
>>544199942The fun gang arrives at the bunker to find out they've been getting their asses beat by a porn addicted stoner
why cant gorls spray their eggs without bleeding all over the place :(
sorry i dont know if nipples are not allowed on jackbox
Killing everyone in the whiteboard that drew the trypophobia nipples and hole nipples and then myself
>>544200023>we know Gaster wasn't the one who redpilled Jevil and Spamtonwell, not really we don't. we have no idea who schizopilled them.
What the FUCK is phimosis on nipples like?
>>544200193liking this white trash Kris >captcha: HAKKK
>>544199942>Her room always horrible.>Constantly sends Asriel low quality hentai and pornography via email or IRC for "laughs">Carol once tried to read her diary but decided to stop once she came across the third fantasy of getting gangbanged by burly humans>Is way too curious on what stuff she can put up in her orifice>Likes flicking it in the forest>Would be fast friends with Alphys if they happened to land on the right conversation points
>>544200028Eh, Noelle is more like the kind of girl to have weird fantasies but isn't conscious or is too bashful enough to go all the way. Alphys is almost certainly a coomer, that much I agree with.
>>544200550>rudolph nose when embarrassedexcruciatingly cute i feel pains thank you
who triggered temfag
Woah me too...
some gay retard is having an autistic shitfit on the whiteboard again i see
>>544200824What's going with him now
>>544200856Moobs don't count idiot
>>544199837hilarious and cute thank you
>>544200772Alphys IS a coomer she writes fanfiction about real people she knows. If she were a man she would be even 100x more hated.
>>544200935No one was talking about moobs
>>5442005382nd sounds like an actual fic idea lol. How do you think Asriel would react? I bet Dess would slowly try to push what's acceptable, and Asriel is too flustered or embarassed to do anything about it...
okay time to go write
>>544200193Kris needs to marry Noelle.
>>544200193reminds me of raising hope where they do this same bit. I still think noelle would like this life though. dislike kris with a beard greatly.
>>544200023What's the Friend-Jevil connection? I thought the strange someone was the Knight.
>>544200023>The Knight gives out Shadow CrystalsThe Knight most likely produces the Crystals based on the fallen star book in chapter 4, but there's no evidence that they're the one actually distributing the Crystals. The Shadow Crystals form like tears and fall to the ground, someone else could take one and hand it out.
>had two babies with battat>had one with guro>probably had one with yume toosomeone stop fujo
>>544200193we can make educated guesses. we know that the sort of knowledge Spamton has isn't necessarily tied to the possession of a Shadow Crystal because he only obtains one right before you fight him, and we know that Shadow Crystals are given to certain Darkners by the Knight. either the person who redpilled both Jevil and Spamton was the Knight and that's why they both seem familiar with them on top of coming across Shadow Crystals (there's a good chance Spamton wanted the NEO body because he knew there was a Shadow Crystal inside), or in Spamton's case and retroactively applied to Jevil they met FRIEND and were given knowledge, which made them applicable to receive Shadow Crystals or meet the Knight>>544201367after thinking it through it is most likely just the Knight
>>544199837im in tears thank you
>>544200141I probably should censor woman nipples
>>544201159I thin he does get flustered about it at fjrst, but he gradually gets desensitized to it, and it becomes a joke between them, which would comes across as bizarre to everyone else. Like Asriel starts to poke fun about her about and turns the tables in that sense. Asriel is probably a bit of a dork, but he's still a teenage male with internet access.
>>544200456have you never heard of dicknipples? alphys would know
>>544201426since the larva dice come out of the breast holes how much does she have left in her
>>544201378i forgot about that book, i was saying this because the Knight drops one when Susie chips their sword in Chapter 3 but yeah you're right that they don't necessarily have to be distributing them. though the way Gerson describes the Shadow Crystal in Chapter 4 gave me the impression that they are distributed deliberately ("Felt like someone really wanted me to use this thing.")
>>544201998Please, for the love of everything that you like in this world, shut the fuck up.
I have milked the fujo.You're free to drink from the vat on whiteboard
>>544200768Tenna becomes much cuter to me each time I see him drawn using wafer sticks instead of icky cigs. Family friend TV man shouldn't be caught dead smoking!
>>544202143he's from the 70s though
>>544202143He is fatty
>>544201998not canon also kys
I love fish
>>544202143he's old, smoking was family friendly for his time
>>544202143Friendly* A small spelling error, my bad
>>544201898imagine dicknipples that can cv fave
>>544202095>>544202258
>>544201998Keep talking
>>544202258it's canon to real life thoughhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_Surinam_toad>The common Surinam toad, the Suriname toad, or star-fingered toad (Pipa pipa), is a fully-aquatic species of frog, in the family Pipidae, with a widespread range across much of tropical South America and the island of Trinidad.>The females of this species are well-known for "incubating" their eggs on their backs, in honeycomb-like depressions directly within the skin, releasing fully-formed froglets after a period of 4–5 months.>>(Pipa pipa)>>in the family Pipidae
>>544201367people gaslighting themselves into thinking friend will be a real character. for all we know, the REAL gaster has the pink and yellow eyes like how sans has blue/yellow eyes in genocide.>>544201378knight flies over gerson's desk, gerson finds a crystal in it. combine that with chapter 3, it seems like a decent bet
what have i done
I wonder what tobert would think about what we did to the pippins
>>544202537I was wondering if someone would bring that up https://youtu.be/Gmf65wl7j28
>>544202674he's already witnessed people doing this exact same thing with Sans, and we know his reaction to that is>i'm glad people are having fun with my characters
>>544202076I know this is cliché but it's probably Gaster, Spamton phone call is just too Gaster coded for it to be the knight for me, I know the knight is the big thing now but even they have clear Gaster influence I.E the holes in their hands
>>544202143Tenna stretches and he's flexible so it's clear he cares about keeping himself healthy, he still has a cute and smooth clear voice, he would never be one of those disgusting retard smokers with shitty gross teeth
>reopen whiteboard to draw more mettatons mere hours later>its flooded with fat tits waow
fave has shitty gross teeth
>>544193581How I write Tasque, character file I use: https://files.catbox.moe/qayviv.odt
>>544202974Why do you keep posting this nobody gives a fuck
>>544196740you can make cheese out of chocolate milk. which demon decided to do this likely long returned to their home abyss.
what if Dess put her feet right on asriels lap and asked him for a footrub and said oops sorry about the smell i hope you dont mind ha ha
>>544203163someone doesn’t want to live deliciously.
Tenna smoked a bit back in the day but he dropped the habit and got fatter, his lungs/vents are much better off though
>>544202836tenna is a tv with family friendly setting so it makes sense he would only smoke candy. i think most modern movies don't have smoking because of laws like that.
>>544202801i hesitate to attribute anything to Gaster because he seems very intentionally like an observer, someone who permits our connection to this world and not much more, everything we've seen "him" (the Device voice who is almost certainly Gaster) do is on the UI / DEVICE level. he talks to us in transitory screens, he manages our saves and comments on decisions, but there's no indication he does anything beyond that. in comparison FRIEND has been a lot more present, Chapter 3 makes it clear that they are watching us, but unlike Gaster, they're free to interact with Kris too by doing things like giving them the OddController to play MANTLE or showing up in the ERAM fight to drop candy. they are an active force in the story and so i see no reason to believe that Spamton's pink and gold motif is not a sign of him interacting with FRIEND
this is how big jenny really ishttps://x.com/sakurai_mon/status/1980634501035561193
>>544202942Hard to believe when he has such nice pearly whites!
>>544202076I think the thing that chips off their sword is the Black Shard and the Shadow Crystal is formed from these tears(?) at the start of the fight because it matches the book:>And so wept the fallen star, making rivers with its tears.>Then, slowly, from the bitter water, something grew.>It looked like glass.The Shadow Crystals look like glass in the light world.I personally think the one distributing the crystals is FRIEND. He shows up near the crystal in chapter 2. He has an easily missed appearance in the 3rd sanctuary near a chest with a Waferguard which is one of the things Gerson sells in his shop. (I know that's pretty flimsy evidence, but that particular FRIEND cameo is a bit of an outlier otherwise and that's the best explanation for it I can think of.) He fucks around in chapter 3 because the Knight was late and he couldn't grab a crystal off of them, and the way he fucks around directly enables you to get the crystal. It also just fits his demonic vibes and the fact that he postures as "your humble servant."
>>544203117perhaps someone will! I don't know the anon turnover rate in this place. one may wonder in and find it cool. Not everything exists just for you and that's fine.
>>544203385i think knight is probably a guy gaster recruited to do his dirty work because gaster can't actually do lightner shit like open fountains on his own.
Anyone who draws Tenna smoking does not love him
>>544203441Those are dentures made from teeth ripped out of pippins mouths
>>544203249depends on the cheese I guess. strong, old cheese? yeah no. Mozarella? sounds good ngl.
>>544203681I do not love him.He needs more tar coating his circuits
>>544203589Tasque manager isn’t a character, it’s a design. Nobody cares
making me ha
Fave mah boi
>>544202143nah, a 1970's gameshow host would definitely smoke, especially since they didn't know it was toxic back then. "9 out of 10 doctors recommend Lucky Strike cigarettes" etc etc. Tenna stopped smoking after the 90's though. he just chews bubblegum now
fave tar heroin
>>544203748still don’t know how people like old cheese I never had it but come on
>>544203954really? not even parmesan?
>>544203385I mean, it's pretty hard to argue about the whole addison story with Spamton and the phone call, the sound they described is literally the same one in entry 17, sure not everything is Gaster but to say he's just a passive observer doesn't sound right, it just feels like everyone want to contribute everything even remotely tied to Gaster to either FRIEND or the knight as if Gaster won't have any plot significant>>544203635This, Gaster clearly have something else going on with him
>>544203686theyre actually just full sized living pippins curled up within his gumholes
HEV suit voice: "administering fave"
>>544203951hidden in standard consumer products
Does anyone else wanna beat the shit out of a chimpanzee everytime they see them said fave
>>544203789hence why she needs a character file as a guide to write her don't it? Example: Susie is easy to writePunk, ADHD, Teenager, Low Int, High Wis is all you need to know besides her ingame behavior and you can write her.I use such notes when I write fics or my books and they're helpful. They're basically keywords/hooks for your brain. Tasque has almost nothing so I have to make shit up. I found it fun.
can pippins rng be random enough it just decides to give a female pippins a dick for a dayif yes imagine if guro became a futa for one day
>>544203940tenna and spamton were big shots in 1997 though
If Deltarune takes place in 2018, why aren't the Deltateens all vapeing?
>>544202214>>544203940>All CRTs were made in the 70's
tenna uses zyns
>>544204083>beware the man who speaks in hands
>>544202135Hell yeah
>>544203208What if pizzapants announced he was the footmaster and gave Dess the best footrub of her life?
>>544204467didn't gameshows like his run even in in the 2000s? with them on their death rattles in 2010's. I remember having my last CRT in the 2000s. (born in early 90s). It was a near minecraft like cube made to be ''portable'' (sleepaway camp, ps2. we ratchet and clanked on that bitch)
Mr. Ant Tenna dropped smoking early on. His father, Mr. Ant Tenna Sr., the black-and-white TV in Asgore's room, was the heavy smoker, and would yell at his son profusely for liking sweets, despite his smoking habit being even unhealthier.
>>544202135how did you get that much milk from a girl with no tits at all
>>544203534This is the interpretation I lean towards the most, but it's intentionally vague and there's no way to say for sure until Chapter 5. I do think the Mike room is meant to be a teaser to get the player thinking about FRIEND for shit that'll happen in Chapter 5 because that's the "Field of Pink and Gold" and when we'll get the last Shadow Crystal needed by Seam, presumably the conclusion of FRIEND's involvement and the reveal of whatever the fuck is going on with him. I really can't wait, man. Toby has me buckled in all the way
jackbox should start soon right?>>544204602Guess im even more pizzapants now than before because I will go to massage classes just to learn how to give the best god damn footrubs possible.
>>544204787Jackbox already happened, anon...
>>544204787>jackbox should start soon right?i dont know how to tell you this anon
>>544204602she has HOOVES!!!!! and youre gonna like it!!!
>>544204467His entire aesthetic is clearly based off of 1970's gameshow hosts so that's irrelevant actually
Ok I got to go now but I might be back on later tonight! If I'm not hosting jackbox in 5 hours then see you next week I guess.
>>544204940Cya, thank you!!
People are aware that crt was still being used in the 2000s right? Hell, I was still using it even in the late 2010s
>>544204723it’s a very tragic story Fujo used to have the biggest tits of them all then she a rolled a 1 on Spamton and Tenna staying together so she had to donate all her dice milk things were never the same…
>>544204940thanks for hosting now even if you cant later. fun times were had.
I love TV!
>>544204857>>544204871he started early today?
Why did this general get so obsessed with Pippins of all enemies?
>>544204879which rock did you come out from? have you forgotten the ''elephants. larger than the moon'' meme already or are you just a zoomer? (from a 2000s game show) I checked for you:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:2000s_American_game_shows
>>544205086yesterday he said he was busy tonight but he said he had some extra time a couple of hours ago
>>544205096Better than chara/frisk/kris fags
>>544204872if I wasnt so addicted to deadlock I would draw dess with human feet out of spite>>544205190Thank you for giving me a non dickbag answer
>>544205096one of the artists compared them to irkens and I cannot stop seeing it
>>544204872>what burgerpants was doing
>>544205210Mean...
>>544205096it all started because of her
Hear me outWhat if in each timeline/playthrough of Deltarune Kris was a different gender?So a Kris that likes to fight more is male because he's more directThe Kris who uses Act more often is female because she's more non confrontational and not as suited for fightingAnd the Kris in the Snowgrave route is trans because they're grooming Noel
>>544205015Some CRTs were still being made upwards of until 2008 or so by some brands, I'm older than the one my family still has which was made in '07
Sans and Papyrus
>>544205376What about a Kris who mostly ACTs but does the Sword Route?
I can't wait a year man... that lazy NIGGER Toby Fox should work his NIGGER hands harder to make the rest of the game rather than sitting on his NIGGER ass all day. It is RIDICULOUS that I have to wait a year for the next two chapters when the game has been in development for TEN NIGGER YEARS!
>>544205491Andrew...
Since jackbox is over do you guys want me to host the pippins hunger games sometime soon?
>>544205591hello temfag.
>>544205591andrew...
>>544205491I know exactly where you got that image anon... the file name gives it away
>>544205619you should probably do it soon since I need to go to the store and stuff and once thats all done I can do the wrestling stream
>>544205509Probably still a woman
>>544205591>I felt bad people got my book 6 months late>Toby smugly swirls his overpriced booze>Refuses to hire help
>>544205619if you do i'll join in about an hour
boo womp
>>544203534humble servant code person is chara
>>544205810There's nothing to join, you just watch
>>544206236i'll watch in about an hour
>>544206376YOU'RE ANTLERS ARE TOO LONG
>>544204872Explain why she has a closet full of shoes WITHOUT making a post about her stealing Kris's shoes and sniffing them
>>544205591Game should have come out complete. Just saying. Would have prevented half of my issues with it. I miss complete role-playing games.
>>544206531>what's 2+2 and don't say 4
>>544206564>I miss complete role-playing games.Why the fuck do you miss them when they're still being made? You spend your time obsessing over one that isn't complete, but clearly it doesn't matter all that much to you if you aren't obsessing over the ones that release finished
Stop posting sexy women.Stop taunting me with things I can never have.I hate you.I hate you all.
>>544205302What a sexy tattoo. If I saw this I would instantly cum
pregnant faves
>>544204879i thought it was based off japanese ones. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAFH8ze5CPM
Post sexy men instead
>>544206873Say no more
>>544206873You got it, boss.
>>544206107I'm talking about the vending machine which is really blatantly FRIEND unless you think Chara can somehow enter a dark world in Kris's house and become a vending machine
>>544206807Why would Kris's Darkner OC be based off Japanese game shows?
>>544206531she lives in Vriska cosplay.theres nothing saying they arent specially fit for hooves
>>544206664Name 5 undertale/deltarune clones/similars that aren't shit. no ancient games like earthbound, he likely finished those.>>544206564because Toby got incredibly lucky with undertale and he needs external motivation due growing spoiled.
>>544206873will do chief
>>544207136toby is a bootlicking weeb
>Want to draw>Migraine
>>544207136Japanese developer
>>544207286>he likely finished those.He hasn't even beat OFF which can be finished in one sitting. He also sucks at games and probably hasn't even completed most of the games he praises.
>>544206664This isn't the first time this happened. I played the ff7 remake years ago. You should have seen my reaction when the game shoved Sephiroth into being the final boss of the Midgar area for the sake of "subversion". It's like Deltarune's obsession with plastering Spamton onto everything. Or when Aerith came back to life to subvert expectations of, you know, telling the story of ff7 and Aerith staying dead.I'm not the obsessed one. They are. Keep secret characters secret, keep your dead characters dead, and tell the story that is advertised, the way it has been advertised in every trailer and newsletter, instead of the nonsense my circle never talked about.
>>544207286>undertale/deltarune clones/similars that aren't shitNOISZ re:||VERSE and NOISZ STARLIVHT
>>544207657What a surprise, CoL is a bitch
>>544206807Of course there's aspects from other gameshows that tony has included (like the gacha machine and other graphics) but Tenna's design itself (and the "for today's sponsors" music) is very reminiscent of 70's shows
Dess switching the TV channel to the Japanese game show Orgasm Wars and watching the entire episode with Kris.
bros I don't know if I can make it to june 1st 2026
>>544207657>the way it has been advertised in every trailer and newsletterToby gives away zero plot details in trailers and newsletters.
>>544193581they both dress as santa
>>544207657>It's like Deltarune's obsession with plastering Spamton onto everything.That isn't an example of subversion at all.>I'm not the obsessed one. They are.I'm saying that you spend your time obsessing over an unfinished role-playing game when you could easily just divert your attention to complete ones. I'm saying that you don't actually give a fuck about whether or not they're finished because you're an autist who needs to regurgitate /v/ rhetoric and you'll spend more time talking about how angry you are about something being unfinished than you will actually playing complete role-playing games
>>544206873np
>>544203534>>544204760>mus_smile aka snd_smile is based on Muffet's laugh>which is based on the laugh in the SGM soundfont>FRIEND's laugh is ALSO based off of the laugh in the SGM soundfont>also it's literally called *smile*
>>544206564Just don't play incomplete games chud.
>>544208256Kill them kill them now
monsters like susie should naturally huge and muscular and juicy like real world animals mmm yeah
>>544208256imagine a utg discord with deltarune/undertale mods. I would love to have a farm on pippins and breed them with each other (You can dye the pippin color to make them resemble your favorite pippin oc color)
>>544208115it would be easier to list characters who aren't chronic smilers
>>544208048Awww
>>544206990How can an unbelievably sexy old man like Tenna be allowed to exist? Its not fair.
Rudy is dying from Carol constantly draining his semen. Asgore is saving Rudy's life by fucking his wife.
>>544208182There's literal decades worth of games he could play instead of complaining, like he could go play shinning force 2 or something, the industry will fix itself in time
>>544208521carolcubus..
>>544208458I know, there's only so much one can do to cope with this fact...
>>544202942i'll lick them clean
Complaining in /utg/ is unironically more fun than playing classoc JRPGs, said least fave.
>>544208458My 50-something year old princess with a disorder
>>544208696/utg/ would be improved if we just added more pitfall traps and warp tiles
>>544206596Goodnight /utg/, don't stay up so late
>>544208521Well she has to replace Dess somehow.
>>544208878 (me)No clue why I replied to that kek
G'night my lovelies. >>544207657I hope a barrelchested trans woman leaves her DNA in you tonight.
>>544208879Is this achievable natty
>>544209039catty hypnosis strikes again
I want to go back...
>>544208878>goodnightstop being a third wielder
I'M GRENADE FAVE
>>544209263thats an early but still normal time for a eurofag to go to bed
YOUR WISHWILL BE GRANTEDSOON ENOUGH
>>544209358i don't care this is an all-american muttoid general
>>544209420Anon wake up, dreams are not reality...
>>544208696Nuh uh. Live A Live is way better than /utg/.
>>544209271duo makes me fucking lose it he sounds like chris chan
>>544209420The only countries that can truly understand Deltarune are the USA and American colonies like Japan and South Korea.
>>544209504The Genesis was better than Nintendo anon, sure Earthbound is good but the snes didn't have phantasy star or shinning force
>>544209504i need to finish Live A Live...
What was Battat's plan after killing Kris, Susie, and Ralsei?
catty and catti meet mae and bea what happens?
Pippins can have up to six or seven nipples
>>544208064Thought you weren't allowed to talk about this game on /v/.>>544207649Just because I don't do speed runs, doesn't mean that I'm bad at games. It's a process. And I have played the games I like. I've played the old 3d Zeldas many times. Have played Dark Souls, Chrono Trigger, many times. I've even played Undertale a lot of times.
>>544209823Steamy lesbian sex
>>544193819we better win this shit, I'm still not forgiving Sans' lazy blunders which costed us a final AND our rep streak (we couldn't fucking equalize >lolbabs even)good hunting manager bros
>>544209692Consolefaggotry is irrelevant to the quality of any individual game
Kawaii older man...
>>544209836The pippins porn industry really ruined your expectations for pippins, they can't have seven, there's only six sides to a dice after all
>>544209629we must wecova all da energy immediately w-megafave
Sometimes I’m like wow the drooling over little kid characters in here gets aggravating sometimes and then I peek into another board and oh yeah I haven’t seen nothing those people are pedophile pedophiles. Remind me again why this website is still allowed to exist from a law standpoint? I’m genuinely asking this.
>>544209837I'm not talking about /v/ rhetoric in the context of specifically Deltarune, I'm saying your views in general sound like your brain was removed and replaced with a chip in which years of /v/ archives are stored. In fact you'd have a hell of a time there if you aren't already a regular browser because your bitchy personality fits right in with the people that need to be right about hating things all the time
>>544207841Usually I'd take an opportunity to talk about Dess x Kris but what the FUCK did I just watch. That dude wasn't actually allowed to finish on TV, right? What the FUCK Tenna?
>>544210031need to peg him...
>>544210091>I'm genuinely asking this.It doesn't actually break any laws, the site already complies with the U.S Government. There's a report option specifically to indicate when any content hosted on the website violates U.S law, so it is then removed.
>>544209971I ken that, I just love the sound chip on the genesis a lot more though, when I heard that base in chapter 3 I had the goofiest smile on my face
>>544209837And how many of those games have you actually completed? Considering you can't even beat Undertale with 20 HP, I have trouble believing you beat significantly more difficult games like Dark Souls.
>>544210091it's a pedophile honeypot like all the internet is because pedophiles infest everything, the government can see all the pedoaaaaaand oh wait I just remember they infest the government and all the monied interests that run the government and have a multitrillion blackmail kompromat network too.Thaaaaaaat's politics! - Politics Bear, the NPC from Undertale's Snowdin Town and Deltarune's Hometown Mayor Office
Well, I have just witnessed some pretty disturbing stuff on the whiteboard. Mostly involving genitalia, mammary glads, and even some combinations of such.
>>544210478Carol DEFINITELY removed Dess's name from the Hometown Files
>>544210524more sexy knights at least
>>544210091Words alone won't break local laws but once they start spamming real life CP that's when jannies actually have to do their job
>>544210275Fucking Tenna with a huge strap, watching his bug butt jiggle with each thrust until you hit the right spot and he cums a fountain...Holding him and covering him with loving kisses afterwards...
Not even the most terminally replyguy schizos wanna reply to me when I bring up NOISZ, it's truly joever I can't talk about the games I like here.
>>544210396I can beat it with 20 hp. Doesn't mean that I like it though. It makes most of the healing items useless, while you can get wiped on a single turn(Muffet), all the while the acts dont feel like they're doing anything. It just means that I like using my weapons(that the game gives you on multiple occasions) more.
>>544210091It's not our fault Toby makes some really sexy kids.
>>544210349>>544210818You’re right, I know I’m being irrational based on emotion. Some of the things I read on this site leave me feeling like I have a layer of scum on my hands. The positive qualities are enough to keep me here though, hah.
>>544210824I make note of your NOISZ posts, I just don't have anything to say to them. Are the games fun? I'm aware of Yuuto Ichika being in it, apparently, which is something
>>544210791gib me loardvessl
>>544210524Hey, that's my drawing anon =)
Fuck it, I'm not going to work tomorrow
Fuck it, I'm not going to fap to futa Carol tomorrow
>>544210956Forgot to mention, but I remember checking the website and a lot of it was>This game is GAY and for GAY people who like GAY thingsI understand we're in a general for Undertale and Deltarune but that wasn't the most appealing marketing
Fave is a drawfag who used to draw daily but hasn't touched a pen in months. If you got a chance to talk with fave, how would you suggest they get better at drawing?
>>544210865>while you can get wiped on a single turn(Muffet)Yeah you suck
>>544211002be wary of bleeding
>>544211221aquire muse. you should draw fave
Wait a fucking minute, have crusader of light not finish undertale or something?
>>544211474only nootral lol
Toby
>>544211221I would ask fave to show me what his stuff looks like if he wants, so that I can then suggest exercises or points to improve accordingly
Fave has to take a shit like nobody's business and they're slowly becoming less and less sure that they're gonna be able to get to a bathroom in time.
>>544211547Not accurate. One of the lesbians would be a fit but a feeder.
>>544211539Bet he had to use Temmie Armor too
>It's like Deltarune's obsession with plastering Spamton onto everything.so CoL doesn't like all the Spamton content...>Keep secret characters secret, keep your dead characters dead, and tell the story that is advertised, the way it has been advertised in every trailer and newsletter, instead of the nonsense my circle never talked about.>tell the story that is advertised, the way it has been advertisedand CoL likes things being how they are advertised...Oh my god.Crusader of Light dislikes Spamton and likes advertisements...HE'S NOT A PIPPINS. HE'S AN ADDISON
>>544210091there's lolifags and pedo lolifags
>>544211539I literally have privated videos of me doing true pacifist on my channel, mate.
>>544211652You should really consider killing yourself.
>>544211743Good question. Grok what's you're opinion on this?
>>544211743Wrong thread award :rosewilt:
>>544211221I would tell fave to jump on the whiteboard or magma and just start drawing.
>>544211221I would suggest sharing drawing with the anonymous users of a certain Mongolian basket weaving forum as a source of inspiration
>>544211828No thank you. :3
>>544211547r63 spamtenna
>>544211807Then show it to us then.
>>544211807>MateGet my culture out of your mouth
>>544211860>>544211910Fave (tenna since anon attached tenna to the first reply tenna is the fave) says this is the sort of thing they were drawing. Fave admits that they were drawing a lot of boxes and don't have much finished artwork to show for it. Fave also says they tried to do contour drawing to practice form but it looked atrocious and they had trouble understanding the method
ASRIEL IS THE ROARING KNIGHT1. Asriel is "away at college", but that could easily be a lie he is telling, and is actually not attending his classes and has stayed in Hometown.2. Kris is working with the knight, and has only began to do so recently. Given that Dess disappeared when Kris was a kid, there is no way he could've gotten in contact with her to work on whatever their plan is. Asriel is Kris' brother, so it makes sense that they are working together.3. People say that the plan is to bring Dess back, but if Dess is the roaring knight then that means she can already move about in the Light World, SHE WOULD ALREADY BE BACK THEN!4. People say the knight has horns, but obviously the knight can shapeshift as seen multiple times in the game, so the idea that the knight's appearance is related to their Light World person is untrue. For example, Dess doesn't have a giant eye on her face, so the roaring knight doesn't even look like Dess either.5. People say the roaring knight has a bat sword, but it clearly doesn't. For a SINGLE FRAME, the sword looked vaguely bat like (even though it still had a pointed edge), but in every other frame it is clearly a sword. The bat-like appearance was just a factor of the pixel art limitations.I could go on, but I think this evidence is strong as is.
>>544210091Lusting over little children is LAME. Grow up little children is where it's AT.
>>544212534
>>544212534Asriel is associated with bats since the Undertale stream. He could have one in Deltarune, too.
>>544212534>Defeats Knight in chapter 5>It is revealed that it was Papyrus all along!>Then plot twist, the TRUE roaring knight appears and that one is Asriel>There was two knights all along
>>544212534>pixel art limitations
>>544212258Tell fave to continue in their efforts and that they're doing great
>>544212846That was an unused item. Dess is associated with bats in Deltarune
>>544212924What is this
>>544212978something full of misinfo
>>544211753Photoshop his face onto an Addison and I'll believe you
>>544212978Either an FBI honeypot or some edgelord who doesn't realise that the book is all bullshit, I even betcha it's purposely promoted due to how badly it's written
>>544212854Cope and seethe. First, this ain't a bat, it has a pointed top edge. And look at it in any other frame.
>>544209823Everyday I lament the fact that a night in the woods general does not exist. I have no intention of posting in the indie games general either
>>544212534>bat denialismThis is retarded. Just point out Asriel's bat from the anniversary stream instead. There, I've generously taught you how to improve your dumbass theory. Be grateful.
>>544213260anon pixel art isn't holding anything back from making the blade curved like the rest of the time it's wieldedit also grew a guard
>>544213283That is the MOST BORING game I've ever played. I was misled into thinking it was a mystery game, but it is just boring nonsense for the majority of it.
>>544213260People will really deny the obvious for no reason, huh?
>>544210956In my opinion they're fun! The PC game is a pure bullet hell with rhythm gaming elements, but it's pretty accessible if you're new to bullet hells. Scoring and lives are based on each individual verse instead of the entire stage. You can clear the entire story and DLC on easy mode using Dancer style(attacks automatically) without even touching the permanent invincibility mode(for if you just wanna read the story but your score doesn't get saved).The harder difficulties are really brutal though, and they really demand you use Crash or Parry style meaning you gotta manually time your attacks to the rhythm while dodging at the same time. Like you go from Touhou/Ikaruga on baby mode to one of the most difficult bullet hells ever with attacks that ignore lives to OHKO YOU, designed for the uber-autists who make multitasking their personality.The mobile game NOISZ STARLIVHT is a bullet hell rhythm game hybrid that's also pretty accessible. It also has an invincibility mode for the story that doesn't save your score. You CAN play it entirely for free but it's grindy that way. Think of it more like a $30 game that has a really long demo.Again, if you wanna play it seriously it gets really hard. Even the "normal" difficulty is difficult when you're starting out. It's the only rhythm game I've played where the easy mode doesn't feel redundant.One thing I like about NOISZ SL is that you can change the characters' playstyles and stats to make clearing easier, or increase difficulty for higher scores. Like the TEC stat increases your timing windows so you can go all in on this stat and ignore HP if your goal is to get all-perfects. Or you can go all in on ATK if you're aiming for dealing the most amount of damage. Add that with the roguelike Forge of Antiphon mode where you get modules to upgrade and customize your own build and you get a dynamic range of playstyles that can make seemingly impossible charts do-able at a lower skill level.
fuck I missed jackbox...
>>544213443WHAT BAT HAS A POINTED TOP!? ANSWER ME THAT! YOU BATCEL FREAKS NEVER CAN ANSWER THAT!
>>544213260this is clearly a sword like it looks like a bat in one frame
thread's a bit crappy right now
Bratty clearly wants to fuck Kris, am I wrong?
>>544213649That is my exact point, and it doesn't even really look like a bat in that one frame. It has a pointed top, something NO BAT has.
>>544213774No, that's just her being dumb and annoyingly bubbly.
>>544213467You could be the Crusader of the NitW general
>>544210091Fun fact, one of the top moderators has openly complained that the current US government ignores the reports he sends to them about pedos, but the previous administration didn't have this problem.
>>544214081didn’t the creator commit suicide
>>544213398Please see: >>544213627Or: >>544213787
>>544212743Fave wouldn't say this
>>544212258I would suggest fave to start studying some basic anatomy (the major muscle groups, you don't have to go too in depth into the smaller ones) by studying from pictures and trying to identify the muscles and to use more varied shapes other than just boxes or cylinders for drawing. I'm talking about more irregular shapes that while still geometric and serving as a base, that they more closely resemble the part of the body you're trying to draw (example: when drawing the pelvis, trying to draw a shape that looks more like underwear rather than strictly a box/rectangle), it is important that fave plays around with shapes as the human body can do so many different poses and has many different shapes depending on the body type being drawn.I would also like to tell fave that bodies vary A LOT in proportions and to keep in mind that not one size fits all, even abs are completely different from one person to another on an anatomical level. It's okay for fave to play around changing things a little depending on what fave wants to achieve. Fave should practice drawing a variety of body types to more accurately understand these differences between subjects. I could go into a bit more detail about anatomy if fave desired but I think fave should progress little by little.
>>544214137the composer did
>>544213243The ab isn't bullshit, but there is a widely circulated fake version that is a trick. Download the do/k/ument while you still can.
>>544212902You know half the evidence for dess doing anything relevant is 'unused' code or non canon stuff like sweepstakes, right?
>>544213243Do you honestly think the FBI is posting this in the undertale deltarune general
>>544214513This is why Dess sucks and it's retarded that Toby is wasting this 7 year long project on a meme character like Dess
>>544214636probably temfag since it's something completely unrelated and edgy
Susie learns how to read properly to study the anarchists cookbook
>>544214636Don't you know? All the Alphyses and Berdlys in the world are just one or two steps away from being sleeper agents for North Korea.
>>544214460>>544214636We have glowies in the generals guys,
>>544214513That has nothing to do with what I said about Dess being associated with bats in Deltarune, which is observable in game, as opposed to making an argument that Asriel is associated with bats because of unused material he showed off for an anniversary. ACTUALLY unused material, as opposed to Dess' "unused" messages that were intentionally placed in the game to be observable to dataminers.
Is Kris and Susie dumb enough to come across like they're going to shoot up the school?
>>544214771what could they possibly gain from being in this general
>>544214771
would you
>>544214920nodont ask again
>>544214146Show me a sword without a hilt first
>>544214738Didn't tasque used to squeal for the government
>>544214920NoOnly a freak like Dimentio would do it for me
>>544214884One of the pippins ocs must be under investigation for something
>>544214920>clussy flavored fujo milkimmensely
>>544214920Unquestionably. I'm so pent up that I'm liable to explode like a destroyed water fountain.
>>544214920yes.
Frisk and Flowey
would you love fave if they were a worm
>>544214669That's the thing, he isn't. People don't seem to accept the possibility that Toby might be putting red herrings in the code and only the code so the schizos can occupy themselves. Why wouldn't he be doing that, he's a homosuck veteran he knows how this theory shit works.
uh-oh, looks like dess might be doing a badsy-wadsydess sisters, your response?
favetima onlime
WE ARE BACK! GET READY TO JACKBOX PARTY ALL NIGHT BABY!https://www.twitch.tv/iglmvwhttps://youtu.be/rn3TvO7piIY
>>544215752I don't get it. Why would Dess need a tail plug?
I noticed this stupid FAGGOT puppet man here a week ago and he still hasn't gone away
>>544215992haha look at her go!
The Amazing Digital Pippins
>>544215779alright well if jackbox is tonight then ill do the wrestling stream monday night instead. It works since im waiting on the drawings by snowdinbro
>>544216050>>544216073alone together
>>544215774Faverquest.
>>544216240Oh my...I never been in this situation before.
>>544211986Here's a picture. Because these videos were just practice. The Alphys hangout, the True Laboratory, the Asriel fight, the interactions with the characters after and the ending sequence.
>>544215992cute creature
>>544211193Ran out of character limits but yeah NOISZ STARLIVHT and their upcoming games PROJEKT GODHAND and Chronal Chain really love to advertise how it has GAY PEOPLE. In NOISZ SL these 2 girls just immediately say they're in a GAY RELATIONSHIP and another girl says she's TRANS in front of the producer they JUST met, despite homophobia and transphobia exiting in this world. It's not a big deal because they only do that for one scene at the very beginning, it's just a super forced and inorganic way to let you know a character is lgbt.Honestly it reminds me of how well done UTDR's queer rep is because it's revealed through organic and environmental storytelling. Like Alphys casually mentioning she wants to date Undyne because she misunderstood and thought (you) wanted to take her on a date, or reading Mettaton's secret diaries where he wrote his innermost desires of having an "ideal" body.Don't let the cringe marketing dissuade you though, Anarch Entertainment are actually experienced devs who worked on arcade games and charted for/made mods of other rhythm games long before making the first NOISZ. They've collaborated with notable composers like Kobaryo, ETIA, and Camellia, so give their games a shot.
>>544188157>>544188775
john favefucker here
what time works the best tomorrow for a wrestling stream? Please say your timezone as well.
>>544216945amazing suuz
>>544216994My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104.
>>544199837>I saw a smiiillleee....
>>544216945Oh my fucking god this is so cute I could just DIE
>>544215598Canon.
>>544215881Please let him stay there he has nowhere else to go
>>544215779im joining next round
>>544217356reminds me I need to redraw the Flowey x Frisk kid I designed
>>544216945yaaaay one of those is me this is so cute. saved
>>544216945cute
Can Fave last 3 minutes in the ring with Bone saw?
Spamton Universe Theory
>>544217126>>544217230>>544217606>>544217925
>>544217995The cream rises to the top.
>>544218207Get this they some cardboard and watch them tear up the streets.
Fave accidentally cut themselves while shaving and it hurts like a bitch
>>544218387put some moisturing on it
>>544218387fave should rub alcohol on it to feel alive
>>544218387You did it on purpose, didn't you? You dirty attention whore? Huh, is that what you want, anon? My attention? Well, you're going to have to beg for it!
I’m having a really shitty day right now but this made me laugh
>>544218648Look at this funny cat
>>544216945Perfect and beautiful in every way
>>544215779o shit i didnt see this i'm comin back
>>544218709I smiled thank you anon
>>544218648AAAIIIEEEEE ANON THOSE ARE UNCENSORED TITS!!
i won now i can finally wash my hair and shave my bush!
Temfag you can play jackbox on your computer/tablet like the rest of us.
>>544216945your sus makes me smile
>>544217564How does a flower impregnate a kid? I want to see the kiddo.
>>544218916
>>544219051Don't shave bush, or else you risk having what happened to me on my armpit except it's down there
funny fave theme ytpmv trollface over 9000
>>544219051NO QUEEN DON’T DO IT
>>544219396i always shave but i haven't for months and it's getting on my nerves
>>544219616I’ve never shaved bush in my life
>>544219051No, post your bush.
>>544219773well duh isn’t the guy dead
>>544219051Make pube art of fave
>>544219867oh you rapscallion
>>544219616starwalker….
kuriso
>>544220039rapescallion...
>>544219996Dess with be unshaved and I want to go down and take a big whiff of her bush and eat her out.
>>544220425you could just smell any part of her
>>544219616Anon it's okay, the bush isn't gonna hurt you.Just trim if you think it's getting a little wild, it saves you so much time too.
Fave eats junk food everyday even though they probably really shouldn't due to their health.
>>544220485Or I could smell her bush because even with furry logic her bush hair would be different from her fur.
Kris sniffing Dess's crotch and sweaty bush after a long day in the forest
I wish to laser off every last one of my hair from the neck down
Why are we talking about pubes in a pube-lic thread? d(^-^)
Kind of want to write but also kind of want to play Deltarune
everyone in jackbox had the same idea
>>544220946I find pubes incredibly attractive... I'm sorry (o,o)
>>544221051i love it
>>544221131noelle is okay, susie looks like shit
>>544221131I can see the susie but noelle would be the whitest white girl
>>544221235temfag…
can i get uhh bepis with a side of pubes
>>544220946Pubes are the second most popular fetish in the general behind obesity, learn the rules of nature newfag-kun
>>544218207kris tummy....if I was susie I would bite it and never let go. They would have to put me down Iike a dog.
>>544221385NOOOO!!!!!!
Wake me up when we play a different Jackbox game.
>>544221131>brown and ugly
>>544221131>>544221217They both look horrible
In the Deltarune universe, in the Angel religion, the forbidden food of sin that the first man and woman ate was actually a Big Mac.
>>544221131i still see susie as native american
>>544218648I drew that anon im glad that stupid thing made you smile, I was laughing the whole time I drew it lmao. I hope you feel better.
>>544221607the TRUE temfag
>>544221131both of those interps look like people I knew growing up. spooky
>>544221131What bothers me the most about these kinds of styles is how unclean the hair always looks
>>544221131thats a really good susie i knew a few girls like that. had a crush on a girl like that. I think noelle would be different, mostly the nose and hair texture. Im not opposed to mixed noelle though. But rudy is probably mixed himself. Noelle would be white passing at the least
>>544221460Throuplefags are embarrassing, and Toby thinks so too.
Whenever I take a break and decide to just play a game or watch videos or whatever, it feels like tension releases around my temples after a minute or two.I should probably take more breaks.
You know, for how trashed the whole thing is in like 99% of the internet including other threads in this same board I am somewhat surprised the rainforest lovers kind of concentrate here
>>544222057why would we alienate the anons here?
>>544221930Noelle would wash her hair but not susie
did everyone enjoy their weekend
>>544221930>how unclean the hair always looksThe curse of non-straight hair
>>544221402I was making a pube pun anon, you don't have to act tuft with me>>544221062Same, personally it is annoying when people ask me about it though, the amount of times I had someone ask me if the carpet matched the drape due to being a ginger is insane, any other anon have similar experiences?
>>544221681Thanks anon I appreciate it : )
>>544222354yes
>>544222354Spent it at a shitty Halloween party full of drunkards, so not really. Happy to be back home though.
>>544222354No, I had two breakdowns
>>544221460
>>544222467never but I’m like probably the farthest from a ginger
>>544222057I have it and I love it I will never betray it
>>544222467I was jokingly saying you were a newfag, I don't actually hate you anon :(
>>544221985true just look at how he treated the weather duo with rouxls lol
>>544222614
>>544221724that wasnt me id have said nigger not brown
I love your Spamton, Sphinxtitty drawfriend.
>>544222729At least it was way funnier than Hussie's attempt at mocking throuples
>>544222057not related to your post but i miss sans and papyrus
All you Knight coomers are gonna be so disappointed when it turns out to be Asriel.
>>544223258that did not stop people from drawing asriel with boobs
>>544223258That's where you're wrong.
>>544223109is this bestiality
>>544223258why would I be disappointed over something thats not gonna happen?
>>544223258There's a huge amount of Asriel gooners in this thread, including you since you're a Krisriel gooner
i win again
>>544222050she looks so happy..
>>544221131This is why 2D wins.
>>544221513wake up we doing survive the internet now
I want to sniff Spamton's rainforest...
>>544223142Genuinely speaking as a massive faggot myself, why are poly "people" even included in the lgbt? It's just cuckolding with extra steps.
>>544223638He canonically smells rancid
>>544221513wake up
https://files.catbox.moe/v4hsl2.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/n1t30x.png
JOIN UPYKWO
>>544223685as a gay man who doesn't procreate, aren't you literally a universal cuck?
>>544223723maybe that's what that anon is into, hm? have you thought of that
>>544222467As a redhead, yes. It does match the drapes. And yes, people have asked me this. (I'm a guy)
>>544221131the more i look at these the more i'm starting not to hate them
>>544223865Would you be any chance have a phobia of fat fave?
>>544223935Noelle is a white girl, it's so off-model. Susie is white too. Actually, they're all white except for Berdly.
Holy crap, I beat Gerson in one go. Granted I've fought him before, but damn.Susie I'm sorry but your healing is gonna suck...
>>544223723not after i soak him in a nice warm scented bath and gently dry him out, then re-oil his joints
>>544223995I like men. Thin men.
>>544224231>posts skinny fat tv
>>544224050i feel like if they swapped skin tones it wouldn't be so bad
>>544224231gay cult irish fatphobic tennafag anon…
>posts obese, pregnant, and gassy tv
>>544223865Finally, someone who gets it...>>544223995The person you tag isn't me>>544224231Same pal, same
>>544223109thank you!>>544223435spamton's defense attorney is preparing an answer
>>544221402My fetish is everyone's pubes being forcefully and completely waxed off their groin with a single strip!
>>544223629FUCK I MISSED IT. Oh well, I'm eepy asf anyway.
>>544224378He is not skinnyfat. It's muscle.
>>544224592i think this might kill the penis havers
Am I the only man posting here (Hussie doesn't count) who likes fat, mature male faves?
>>544224636That manbaby hasn’t placed a foot in gym once in his sheltered life
>>544224778He's a machine, he doesn't need to!>>544224714I think so, fatenjoyersama.
>>544224594aw
>>544224142open question for the thread: what do you think the ideal clean spamton smells likefor me its fresh bills and strong colone and slight smell of addictive gasoline
>>544224636he's wearing a girdle you fool
>>544225063Nuh uh.
I slowly begin to place the ThornRing on your finger. My SOUL begins to show. Do you wish to proceed yes or no
>>544224592ANON WATCH OUT!
>>544225051Fresh laundry. I see him as a cloth doll you can use detergent on and for some reason the smell arouses me
>>544225195As if I have a choice!
>>544224892
>>544225160YUH HUH!!!!
>>544218387Next time wax your legs
look at this stupid idiot getting angry lol
i crave humussy and monstussy and darknussy
>>544225051what you and >>544225287 said, also black ice car air freshener and a bit of coppery metal (coins) in the pits and groin
undertaledeltaruneea trundleit all makes sense...
all tennas arr good to me
>>544225204old pornos like 70s/80s used to love shaving kinks...anyone else notice this....
The Krusie spam is warming my cold cold heart
>>544225356Noelle after not surviving
>>544225495Salty milk and coins Spamton...
>>544225514Cuddling with all of them at once
>>544225506What's all the pippins ocs now?
Hey, no one told me Jackbox started back up!
>>544225610SALVATION!!!!
Hourglass Tenna or inverted triangle Tenna?
>>544225723basically the same
>>544225629yummy, apparently apples and citrus fruits (orange, grapefruit, lemon) make you smell nice so if spamton really needed to i'd feed him a barrel of those to shred through
>>544226004Hourglass, muh dick.
>>544225723there's like two dozen by now i just think "ea trundle" being an anagram of deltarune/undertale is great
>>544226004Inverted triangle. Venus hourglass when I start to take care of him
Fave has the misfortune of constantly getting rubbed by the prickly new growth hair of their girlfriend who had clearly shaved a few days ago and was too distracted by childhood memories of rubbing their dad's face to eat pussy
>>544226207>my steak is too juicy and my lobster too buttery!
We all know Tenna has a tiny waist and healthy ass/thighs.
I want to sex the pink small titty pippin.
>>544225548not really because i dont watch retro porn, but i do remember finding a hobo porn mag stash around the turn of the century as a teen which did contain a lot of shaving contentdefinitely a weird thing, to be confronted with>smiling woman holds a bladed implement to her genitals covered in foam while smiling at the cameraat the age of 13, said fake starwalker
>>544226343Tiny waist made just for me to grab...
"charlotte_sj" or "luna" is probably one of the fags bitching about snowdinfag and the other artfags. the tw*tch emoji use also indicates they follow vtuber channelsadded to battat deltarune's dossier
>>544226540Spamton...
>>544204437ULTRAKILL font no less
>>544226394we all do
What's the best way to create an archive of my art anonymously? neocities?
>>544226567Is this someone in the faggy discord?>meatriding attention whoresYou are arguably just as bad
>>544221131noelle looks like she's missing part of her skull, the face is too big....
>>544226704Would have suggested Mega if we were in the past, the old drawfags used to do this back then, but alas
me and the one person who votes for my joke on survive the internet
TAFK...
>>544226787someone bitched about snowdinbunnyfag in the jackbox
>>544226540bunny tenna does things to me
>>544226567>Lame-o cross site drama shitshoo, go take that to twitter where it belongs.
>>544215195its weird how well this fits
My sides are in orbit
>>544223846ANON THE NIP- oh he's gone...
I Hate My Life, Im a 19 year oLd ViRgiN. WhiLe you were HaviNg Sex I was aLL ALone. you are aLL gonna Fucking Die!!! Ive Never Kissed a giRL.Mike "Pizzapants"
>>544223753giving the soul dialogue makes everything funnier
>>544226934this is how i feel when people vote for my quips
>>544226934God i miss addison porn more than anythiwait a minute is the orange one pregnant
>>544226053you forgot our newest beautiful couple
he can be slim but its sexier when the old man wears a girdle sorry girlies
>>544226004As long as he's thin/skinny/fit I don't mind what figure he has
>>544226053You're telling TennaYume STILL doesn't have a name? We have to come up with one anonsThe only info I have on her is that she's a possessive tenna yume with a sadistic bend who hates spamton, and she's an 'evil' pippins ocMy personal pick is Bluffy, like the word bluff
Can we play the new Quiplash 3 module after Fibbage? I didn't get to try it last night.
>>544227159(yes) you don't need to miss anything anon this is hot off the griddle https://x.com/ObaGams/media
I want to see cracked pips and fuzzy making out passionately NOW NOW NOW!
>>544227215I like it>Bluffy the Spampire Slayer>>544227159>>544227209true to both i love pointy noses with round bellies (yes we need an addisonrenaissance, i'm banking on them eating shit with their attempts to copy spamton's arc)
>>544227159Yes another addison got knocked up cause tenna was throwing that dick around cyber city after spamton left him
Let me into the fibbage game I n'ee'd to li-E
>>544226207noelle cries the first time she eats pussy because she suddenly realizes shes never going to be able to give/get kisses from her dad again. She then maldaptively copes by eating pussy constantly.
>>544227215TennaYume is her name. Like how KrisTennapins is KrisTennapins
>>544227450spamtenna are the genghis khan of the dark worlds. so many darkners have television and spam email advertisement dna
Gnite, anonshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz6qRy7N7ak
>>544227450Slut Tenna...
>>544227389I'M BUSY but I have imagined that multiple times
what's with you guys and eating pussy
>>544226934Post more
>>544227609You people are SICK! SICK In the HEAD!
>>544227664why do you guys want to make a girl cum weirdos
>>544227730
>>544227867All you have do that for me is to post sexy Tennas...
>>544227867i just feel that the constant fantasizing about it is a little unrelated to anything
>>544227583First name Tenna. Last name YumeIt says so on her driver's license
>>544228059unrelated you say...nah I agree
>>544227167what even is that green thing
>>544228042
>>544228059unrelated to what??? getting off???
>>544228386undertale and deltarune
>>544227598>every darker has spam/television dna >so every corner of the internet in lighter world has ads and commercials web3 symbolism....tony you genius
WHY DOES DELTATROON HATE STRAIGHT PEOPLE??? DON'T YOU KNOW THAT ALL THE GAMERS ARE STRAIGHT MEN?!!!
>>544228496Half the posts in every thread are unrelated to the game lol
>>544227609These better be made of metal/pvc and uncomfortable to use or I want a refund
>>544228786sasuga /utg/
>>544228735my favorite male broodmothers whose mass and influence is immeasurably vast...
heres how guro can still win
>>544228741Yeah very sad. When I booted up SURVEY_PROGRAM for the first time, Gaster popped out of the window and called me a cis-gendered hetoid, flipped me off and closed the program. Very disappointed.
>>544228496eating pussy is faithful to the message.
>>544227664Idk about these other anons but I fantasize about making fave feel good over myself, and that includes getting on my knees under her desk from time to time...https://files.catbox.moe/985qjv.jpeg
>>544228910these make me emotional every time
>>544228741I'm working on a project to make Deltarune more friendly to straight gamers. Look forward to it.
>>544228910>>544229068So what happens to Battat? Is this just an alternate timeline where she dates Guro instead of Battat? Are they just in an open relationship? I need answers!
>>544229193this is a glimpse into the timeline where fujo is canon and battat is fanmade
I'm >>544229119Forgot to mention but I'm transsexual and my favorite character is Noelle
>>544229340You know not the forces you masquerade as, boy. Don't get in my way...
>>544229068This happened to me irl. It didn't end up working out, she was a crazy bitch. Much like fujo.What they say about lesbians is true, they are all abusive.
>>544229193this is a "what if" scenario more than anything
DAMN I was NOT fooling you all with that one lmfao
>>544229119I'm a straight male gamer and I think it would be very friendly if you added multiple Spamtenna sex scenes.
so true sister
>>544229606my sticky white delight will leave you in fright
>>544229450you fucked your sister?
I've come to the realization that I likely obsess over Deltarune too much. In fact, it's kind of the only thing I've really focused on for the last few months.I don't know what else to do. While I do playing/watch/read other things, nothing really matches Deltarune, and I'm scared I'm becoming TOO obsessed with it.Maybe I should try to focus on something else, but I can't be assed to even try making a game anymore, and my writing and piano playing all focuses on Deltarune as well...
>>544229340You cannot match my energy, tranny.
jackbox anon eat something
>>544227167rectified!
>>544229193to me it's a look into a world where Guro gets what she wants and is so happy, but it's inherently a world of delusion and fantasy, which makes it tragically bittersweet to see. Guro as a character has this massive missing piece both due to her own dysfunctionality and the reality of her paraphliic attraction, it cannot be fulfilled, it *should* not be fulfilled, she is realistically never going to get what she wants and she has to contend with this but isn't doing a good job. >>544229450bro fucked his sister
Finally.I was so tired of being an aspie.
>>544229739But maybe you can match hers ;)
>>544229450Noelle...
>>544229450Your sister is a bisexual and you fucked her?
>>544229450finally an anon from alabama
>>544229862Undertale/Deltarune?
A "Deltarune but more inclusive to straight people" should simply rewrite Soriel so that it's less cringe and also they should canonically get together instead of it being implied like in Undertale.
Holy shit you guys are reminding me of the anon that supposedly got his sister pregnant, wonder what happened to him
I feel so bad.all I want to do is die
>>544230108Probably jail.
>>544230108he was the same guy that ate an entire bowl of salt and dried out
>>544230108my newfag is showing but who what huh
The existence of a schizotheorist Pippins and shipper Pippins implies the existence of a powerscaler Pippins.
>>544230047you don't remember the iconic canon Deltarune character Guro?
i would kill all of you to make Ralsei real
>>544230072Nothing can ever make Soriel good. Not fond of cuckshit.
This scoundrel always goes after my hands or arms when he's frisky >>544226540I wanna pull those things back as far as the spandex will allow and then let them go to hear the resounding SMAK against his asscheeks
/utg/, I have conceived an idea most ingeniousWe should stuff every Pippins inside of a Pixel Chix
>>544230260….its a good thing there isn’t any because both sans and toriel are single.
SCHMITTY SAID FAVE
ralsei's tiny gote penis getting literally lost in susie's mesozoic bush and unable to navigate its way out
>>544230356/utg/ IS REAL
>>544230121>"all I want to do is die">Read die as 'dice'I should die in your place
>>544230259If you're really going to kill me, I'd want to know what you're killing me for. What would you want to do to Ralsei, anon?>>544230389I'd want it to be this desu
>>544230259valid, i would die to make ralsei real
>>544230121Me too but hey that's life
>>544230285kitty
>>544230354Toriel is for Asgore. He's the one who gave her children, not the illegal from the convinience store.
>>544230480force myself on him and then commit suicidei'm not charming but i can be determined
>>544230285A fellow Tennafag that is a man.
>>544230597Oh, anon, that's not right... you know Ralsei wouldn't like that...
>>544230628>that is a manNTA but what thing in anon's post suggested they were a man?
>>544230593this seems touchy for you mate
>>544230712people like me really don't have many options when it comes to intimacy
>>544230628what brought you to that conclusion
>>544230746Hairy arms/legs/bone structure.
i mean if you havve a cat (toxoplasmosis) and are a tennafag you are spiritually a wwoman
>>544230774Maybe you could try asking respectfully? And seeing what Ralsei would consent to doing? You wouldn't want to hurt the guy, would you...?
>>544230298can you even mod those things
>>544230871eridan
>>544230628Sorry bud I'm not, I've always had dark arm hair
>>544230389ralsei's femboy clitdick navigating susie's labyrinthian bush and running into noelle's BVLL minotauresque futaschlong
>>544230921>>544230921>>544230921
>>544230810>Only men grow body hairThe absolute state of education
>>544230871Based post.
>>544230932wwalks into thread
>>544230928Probably not but it is a fascinating thought to me
>>544230810dude.
>>544230751It isn't. But it's still disgusting. Like, look at chapter 1 and 2, and tell me you could predict cuckshit from both chapter 3 and chapter 4. That's the real tone shift right there, it feels so crass. Like for me, the moment means nothing in the story, because it's not my character's mother being railed like that, but it does irreversible damage to the game's image.
>>544230810based retard
>>544231003Well it's disgusting if you're a woman.
>>544231502retard
the room inbetween the color greeni drink leanwd gaster!
>>544221460>yuri>non binaryHow does this work?
>>544231502Holy truth nuke
>>544232165I guess it's still gay or just bisexual.
>>544232165Yurifags are mentally ill.