>>544060229>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/>arts and crafts tourneyhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/16aX8LpawZEfofV0gn-Au2kIrXNYKe8MTp1M8RfmyE18/edit?usp=sharing>registration (until November 6th)https://forms.gle/H9vM46AnCQqFkr4b6>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1GOhEYXLbWSzwdx5XWcGVRb4TH92eZ2Q0duYCqfLjUrM/edit?usp=sharing
>>544209843kaavi is a whore
What will happen if yostar adds a male character named Steve to the game? What if there's a minecraft collab and they add THE Steve? These questions keep me up at night...
>>544210025
>>544209843https://x.com/shirukoya_u/status/1918634824442740809Rest in peace, Yuzu/Kaavi artist...
Koito big win
>>544210506What happened to him?
>>544210506May 3?
>>544209843now this is mahjong
Let me guess, you need more?
>>544211709i spam auto and run out of tasks before i have to use a single taiyaki
I don't get the event, you get rate limited on the customers per day so you just end up with way more employees and fishcakes than needed
>>544211709Yes, Yuzu
>>544210743The OP pic was created by him back in FebruaryThe above post was their last post, then no more posting
>>544211902Yuzu mentioned!!
water lady...
I FORGOT TO HIRE YUZU
Got myself a pizza. You're not getting a slice.
>>544213067I don't want pineapple on my pizza anyway.
>>544213067I don't eat white flour anyway, shit makes you fat and bloated and has 0 nutritional value
which way white man?
>>544214417shimaidon
>hired everyone>no Steve>no Sheentia>no Soup
>>544214417
I got Steve though
Why does he keep clogging the toiler
why this bitch so expensive
>>544215736Why is he happy he missed dsg
>>544215872She's still a virgin
La-la-la-lava, ch-ch-ch-chickenSteve's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hellOoh, mamacita, now you're ringin' the bellCrispy and juicy, now you're havin' a snackOoh, super spicy, it's a lava attack
>>544215182Prove it
>>544216638She only shows up on your 100th reroll and costs 50 taiyaki
>the Angel Beats gacha has Teru>they name her Saki???
>>544217378>they also have NodokaWhoever shilled the game here did it poorly
WWYD and why?
>>544215872All 4 whores are expensive
>>544216913It sounds reasonable and very Steve-like, so I won't question you further.
>>5442176794m, keeps iishanten and I don't like the idea of pushing multiple musuji for tenpai against shimo when toimen has to push and we still get first some of the time when he deals in and even on some tsumos, kami might even save us if he's tenpai
>>5442176793m push because the other shapes are stronger and higher value and pushing here is the only way to keep 1st, if we deal-in or she tsumos it's 2nd anyway.
>>544216040she's a nun
>>544217378>>544217631There is also a Kansai girl voiced by Sera's VAIs this a Saki game in disguise?
>>5442176799s
I accidentally queued for gold room
>>5442176799s. Genbutsu and we still have the 6s for mawashi if the opportunity presents itself. It's not worth it it to push in S4, the riichi means he couldn't dama for mangan so I'm betting that if one of the other two deal in then we still keep 1st place.
>>544223320Oh nyo nyo nyo, look at this master playing on gold rooms, must be a shitter
>>544223320You cannot escape from your sins and shall be forever marred by this transgression.
If you ron me, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine
I FORGOT TO DO MY ANKI
Plot twist: It was an Expert player who wanted to stay in Silver Room.
>>544214417>mario is luckier than luigiLuigi bros...
>>544224063>t.
the depths of silver
Majsoul Friends Room 40319(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=40319room theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivhuQcIWHE0&list=PLF8A859F0E4EC55BC&index=1
>>544225773terminals are genbutsu
>>544225773At least those adepts know what yakus are
>>5442258262/4
>>544226315sorry i have to go marinate my chicken
why does the riichi city girl say "kore fortnite-o" when she pons?
6 years and this is all I have to my name
>copebot stream
>>544227931At least you have hat, right?
>cleaned the garage and washed the car, now to wait for it to dry>it starts rainingguess I'll just rank down too while I'm at it
didn't ask
>>544210107Why do you expect something to happen? We already have two Kaguyas.
Because ten billion years' time is so fragile, so ephemeral... it arouses such a bittersweet, almost heartbreaking fondness.
>Watashi ga 15-sai de wa Nakunatte mo. ch. 17
>hiring practically everyone in one han city>not enough jobs for everyone>overworking Sara, Kirara and A37 because they are cheap and work for freeNaruhodo
>>544231440>not using the real moneymakers who earn their keepNot very CEO of you.
>>544231819>prostitute and brownoidTruly the pillars of society
give me one pon, no michi
doko?
>>544229372no. all i have is this. i should have made more time to play during that event. :(
>>544232779Please delete your account, that inventory is dogshit
>he doesn't even have hat I'd rope
>>544233372it's too late....
having hat bond books in your inventory in 2025 is too sad, an eternal reminder of a promise never to be fulfilled
https://x.com/shikuraunimaru/status/1982122799490576820
>>544235907Become FOC.
>Chinks ruin everything
tsumo! birthday!
>>544235907Just another mortalbot.
https://x.com/tsuno_s/status/1982649053092704511
im playing a solved game...?
>>544236580Taking my Chink GF out for some red 40 soup!
>>544236580Did she always have those umapyois on her head?
Honestly if majsoul doesn't figure out the cheater problem in the next few months it's completely over
I for one welcome our new AI overlords
>>544236580what is that soup
>>544238385It's fucking over because Catfood and Yostar refuse to take outside help, preferring to cook up their own half-assed solutions in house.
>>544238385You said that a year ago.
>>544234072for sale: bond books, never used
>>544238385we always have RC
>>544238870No.
I don't want to lose my /mjg/ friends...
>online mahjong dies>irljong fucking sucks>/mjg/ is systematically removed by the moderation staff
How have other games solved this problem
>>544239036kernel level anticheat
Valve needs to make a mahjong client.
I will make my own mahjong client one day.....a client that lets you upload any jpg you want for your character...
>>544239145Just like they made a card game client?
>>544239227
>>544239036You can read Ken Regan's work on cheating in Chess
In chess, they just have one guy who bullies cheaters until they kiss their sisters.
>>544239534We did that too but you guys get upset because he was "wholesome" or something.
dama'ing is so fun bros
>>544218721>>544218832>>544223095>>544223656I forgot to respond to this but I pushed 8m like an idiot and I don't really even remember why probably something like "i can't get 3rd here anyway and i don't want him to tsumo" kinda shitbut yeah don't deal into ippatsu and 4m keeps iishanten so that's a bit more sensible
>>544239648
>silver room new low
>>544240120Don't make fun of our newbies!
>>544240120they deserve itlet them suffer
>>544239534did they catch the buttplug bandito?
>>544240950the sakamoto mouth is creating entire new kinds of facial expressions that I didn't think were possible
Majsoul Friends Room 87942(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=87942
I pooped but the toilet paper came back clean
>>544242370didnt happen
>>5442422463/4
>>544242246started
>>544242246gg nyasorry i only have time for one
>>544242246gege
>>544242246deserved yuzu victorygg
>want to clean my apartment>end up spending 8 hours on a Rogue-like
>>544245889>want to become a hobbyist artist>spend 20 years playing videogames instead
>want thing>don't get it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_nrvvQN7Vo
>>544245889>>544246036>>544246228pom
>want ass
Dozo
Bravo burgerkeks
>>544210506She's alive, just took a break from social media
>names
>>544210506>88 followers
>born 8/8problematic
>>544247556>she
>>544210506>>544247818>33 followingoy vey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LR_GBtQHTyk
I'm filled with determination!
>>544249337Undertale ahh comment.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/136758474
https://youtube.com/watch?v=iFeZknh4KYYcynthia-7.png
mahjong gods please just 1 win I'm so tired of getting hit by 1 han hands
>>544250708Imma be Hibikeepin' it real with you, Hannahkek: Hannah is a flowlet character.
YOU CAN'T BE FUCKING SERIOUS WHY DOES TOIMEN GET A FREE WIN EVERY ROUND I HAVE A 3-SIDED WAIT FOR FUCK'S SAKE FUCK WRONG DISCARD AND FUCKING TOIMEN WINNING AFTER MY RIICHI CALL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NSlrjWHyiY
i love getting 4ths haha
>>544251271wow....he got a yakuman
This Orb anime is pretty good
How do I stop being autistic? At this rate I won't even be allowed to play in-person anymore.
>>544252220Too bad it jumped the shark at the end of the second arc.
sans undertale??
>>544252220yeah it is pretty good>>544252345what the fuck was up with that? It felt so out of nowhere
>>544252875No idea, but it really soured me on the whole thing. There must've been a easier way to hide it away than to tattoo the head of a hundred men.
fumbled my daisangen because I'm so desperate for a win
>>544253140Probably just copying Golden Kamuy or something.
>>544253494>le mangan lead in E1 first row
>>544254157I'm not proud of it but my hanchans has been so bad I just wanted to feel some win again even if it's on tonpuu.
>>544253494dsg was dead (check the wall, I already read it)
>>544247556>yuzu>alive
>primal fire>gold room>furry>steam
>>544254978i'm not reading all that
These shit collabs are our future now, grim
>>544255696No they're not.
>>544255735March collab will be slop
>>544255321>we got Gintama before Symphogeahit's over..
we're getting a collab whore next, re:zero
>reddit:zeroall yours frank
>>544256467frank only does kino collabs, next one will be release the spyce
MMA's Darkest Tragedy: The Death Of Victoria Lee | ONE Championship Documentarycynthia-7.png
>>544217378Marine?!
I'm actually look forward even more to the upcoming RC collab because of how gay this Gintama collab is.
>implying RC won't also do a 4 men collab
>>544258130Which is funny, because collabs are the only times RC gets males, they haven't released new ones in the standard pool since its inception.
>>544258130Frank is too beholden to his Chinese coomers, and all they want are big titty sluts. They're mostly the reason RC doesn't get any lolis or good loli skins.
>>544237764Oh no, some undergrad's akochan bot might be released open source in the future, it's officially over
>here's your collab, bro
>>544258362Because Mahjong Soul got so many loli
>>544258347The blind girl's brother was a banner character. Pretty sure this guy and Fuji Ikki were too.
>>544258626Nobody brought up MJS.
https://x.com/zero_0801/status/1982682437122719822
Yostar will get us a Bocchi collab. I just know but I can't prove it.
>>544258882Imagine bocchi the majsoul and bocchi the RC collabs at the same time
>>544258793It was implied in the chain of comments, that an underlying comparison between RC and MJS was ongoing. Not my fault you can't connect the dots.
>>544258882Yostar will get Frieren before Bocchi though
>>544258746that's a girl
>>544259349The character
>>544259349slap him to wake him up
>>544259349chii
>>544259349kaannnnn
>>544259009>It was [a completely made up figment of my imagination]It's not my fault you didn't take your meds either. I'm here to complain about Frank and his Chinese gooners. I don't care about MJS.
>>544259462>implying RC won't also do a 4 men collabGee, I wonder to which game was this piece of information was alluding to
+10 jade has been deposited to your account
>>544258130Didn't they get an akagi collab already?
>>544259616no it hasn't
>>544259349
>>544259023Zoltraak!
>>544255696it's a good collab sir
>>544259936this emote would be 100% better if it was a zany female character
>>544259616how do i sign up for the shilling program i'm gonna get jade fromis this how they pay interns?
>>544259936stop posting these shitty edits
>decided to drink coffee for a change>my insides explodedNow I understand toilet anon a bit
Is coffee bad for you?
>>544260328I stopped drinking coffee when I noticed I was having a really bad reaction to it recently. I actually feel better now after stopping.I can always just drink hot chocolate instead.
>>544260560I don't drink it just in case. Don't see a reason to.
>>544260560>that bikini pattern
>>544260560I don't like coffee but drinking coffee latte in konbini in japan with teriyaki chicken sando is my go-to breakfast.
gween tea
I like how some anons just have a Pavlovian response to certain things and are compelled to post their associated emotes whenever they're mentioned.
>>544260880I'm certainly salivating thinking about hayasaka anon's girl dick
bravo eurokeks
oshiete, onegai
>didn't get winning streak before getting to jadeit's over, I will never get it now
>>544261557Free win for Honda.
First game is still in 2 hours right?
>>544262145First m-league game starts in 50 minutes
>A talk about pros>When you lose, it is no consolation to be told, "It can't be helped," "That was close," or "Let's do better next time.">If you are a pro, when you lose, you want to hear "That was great," "I can't play offensively like that," or "I'll never forget those plays.">I want to be a player who will be remembered even if I lose.
>>544262876https://x.com/tsuchidakosho/status/1982635390675918992
Yuzu mentioned!!
>>544262876>keep your mahjong soul so that you can spread love of the game with your plays rather than a soulless results-oriented digital monkeyhe's so cool bros
>>544263082wrong
why are moties so ugly
The new emotes are just as good as the old ones.
>>544264725mmmhhhmmmm momochan mmmmmmhhhmmmmm
GLORIOUS DAYShibukawa on the telly!
>>544264359>>544264725What new emotes
>>544264852forced meme
date has to poop
>Missed an hour of M-leagueI HATE DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME
Pfffthahaha date think she can keep get away with shitty riichi
>>544268781
New Symphogear collab starts today on Sega MJ
>>544268992https://pl.sega-mj.com/gacha_app_view/catalog?gacha_id=523&schedule_no=58
>>544262876when i had nothing, i could play freely like thisnow that i have a rank to maintain, i am trapped
>>544269126Is this Grinchlantis OC?
>>544268992Why SegaMJ and not MJS?
>>544269581Sega MJ got those collabs long before MajSoul even existed
My wife Date is so good at mahjong
>>544269709That sucks.
>>544269564Ichihime's massive knockers!
>>544270009good post
>>544269581Because mjs got one of the biggest comedy franchises: GINTAMA
>>544270329>biggest comedy franchisesthat's the playerbase though
Tomohibros...
Hag game.Hag general.Hag world.
how many execs did date suck off to get rigged hands like these
Kino table, as good as it gets.
KINO TABLE
when's the Okada/Mizuhara/Mari/Rio match?
>>544273502i need to have at least one of my wives with me, so never
>>544273502In my bedroom
>>544273502Mari + Rio = Mario
>>544273997You called?
Maou...
>>544274150Dump it
hayai~
>>544276924bro looked so uncomfortable for the whole match
>check team's logs>my miko has been cheating on me
https://note.com/zeromaxbet/n/neff6e6431d81?sub_rt=share_pb"Will online mahjong face a crisis of extinction due to cheating?"
>>544277320There's a lot of "could, can, maybe" in that articleCall me when it's "will" and then maybe I'll start dooming
>>544277306she's my kitten now
Sbeve after losing her entire life savings because of the Steam update.
>>544277932Steve wouldn't buy knife skins
>>544278868Steve would because they look cool without realising that it's all a money laundering scheme
>playing popular online games in 2025>PAYING FOR POPULAR ONLINE GAMES IN 2025
HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS, SHE'S IN
>>544279861I want Rie in our game...
I ate too much fiber and now I can't stop shitting
Unsubscribe from toiler status messages
>She ate his internet cable
is there no system to discourage players from joining one room below? I accidentally joined silver room and got 1st and I think I got the same amount of points I get from getting 1st in gold room. shouldn't I get less because the players are worse?
>>544277320>real time assistisn't that what akagay has been doing all this time? why would they ask a mahjong youtuber to promote it?
>>5442814414th place penalty depends on rank, not on room, so your losses will be worse
>>544281441>joined silver room and got 1st and I think I got the same amount of points I get from getting 1st in gold roomYou definitely didn't. Rank point gains go up in higher lobbies, 4th place penalty depends on rank. So you'll earn less for playing in lower rooms, but lose the same.
>>544236580That's a weird pizza
>>544283280literally me
>>544236580I turned 30 today
>>544284675I'm sorry
My favorite ryanmen shape? 67
>>544284675Happy birthday anon.
>>544284772what is this diddy blud doin on the autotable
>>544285042this but washizu
>>544236580what makes her stand out among the chinkslop girls
>>544285594her ass
>>544239227I liked Artifact
>>544285737I don't, it's failure killed any chance of MTGO economy being the online TCG standard. So now everyone has the cancerous hearthstone model where you can't get what you want without spending a lot of money and there's no way to cash out when you're done with the cards.
>>544285594pantyhose ass
>>544277320mahjong has always been based on cheating though. The peak of mahjong kino are all works about skilled cheaters overcoming death situations in an underground setting. Cheating will lead to a mahjong renaissance, if anything.
Where do I go to find smoke-filled rooms with old asians yelling and moving money?
>>544286494cheating in real life with dexterity and misdirection where if you get caught you're getting stabbed is cool, using a bot is just gay and retarded
>>544285594the most insufferable voice lines in the entire game
Why is she so fast?
Sovlful irl cheating not equal to chinkshit botroons
>>544286809speedrunning
>>544286794Aru, no!
>>544287008Oooooooh
>>544285042>bland model instead of the based lolinco or one of the products approved by /ona/
>deal in east 1>turn on the bot>go make lunch
I will never forgive Valve for screwing up the Artifacts fanbase.
>>544286809She moves like Sanic xD "I am speed!"
>>544286809She has to be fast to evade all the mgsk enjoyers
>>544285042I still have to fix my OSR2
>>544285042>com3d2 has toy support>the UI is so ass using it with a vr headset is painI want to buy a mechanical Ona but I don't want to use it next to my computer...
>>544285594I wanted Ako in a chink dress and she's Ako in a chink dress at home.
>>544277320>お隣の将棋界やポーカー界では何十年も前から「ソフト指し」が問題になっていたのに、なぜ麻雀界では蔓延しなかったのか。Who's going to tell him?
>>544287008I don't get it. She's trans?
>>544289107
>>544289107Like the article says, soft play is easily catchable with perfect information games, less so with a game like mahjong which is why people are shitting his pants at the prospect of soft play exploding "more" in mahjong
kakek spotted in the wild
>>544289694Sorry, meant to say so the extent to which people are botting is harder to determine
>>544289694>>544290198Ah forget it, that was a carcrash of a postI apologise
>I found a website (in Chinese) for a RTA (real time assistant) tool, I don't know if I should publish the URLhttps://x.com/shikuraunimaru/status/1982789136722329692
>>544290418
>>544290418what, akagi? archer? mjcopilot?
>>544291019you forgot about bighelper, and that one cheat that used akochan
how do you guys know so many cheating tools?
>>544291489
>>544291489It's like Sun Tuzoo said, Know your enemy
>>544291489Akagi has become a meme, bighelper is because of review.bigcoach.work
>>544291589>le...botcheateraman!
it's over for you prillyatroonshttps://x.com/tsuno_s/status/1982728348519518208
Total clanker death
>it's another episode of retarded luckshitters who have no idea how to build hands calling pon/chii every chance they get and winning
>>544292058That's our word. You're not allowed to use it.
>>544292224Inshallah
>>544292224Chill out clanka
>>544292058did you really need to use the hard r?
>expert>silver roomunironically just uninstall the game
>>544292539It will only get worse once you get to gold room
>>544292539Hehe fund my journey to jade adeptkek
>>544293272You'll never get there playing against adepts, pussy
>It is a serious problem. It seems that using AI to cheat is a problem in online mahjong already. Using an RTA tool it is much more difficult to differentiate between a human and a bot, if used partially it is difficult to detect using match rate or consistency rate(?).>Is there a genius out there that can make it impossible to cheat? I will ponder this for a while toohttps://x.com/asakurapinpin/status/1982718012076802230
the only way to stop mortal bot is to hide the bakyou
>missed a ryanpeikou yesterday because i didn't dama, like a retard>keep thinking about itkuyashii
>>544293627Yamijong?
>>544293686Stop justifying pointless dama.
>>544291964Tenhou's official account highlights the urgent need for AI countermeasures in online Mahjong, amid a surge in cheating bots that outperform human players, as evidenced by recent platform suspensions driven by user reports.Advanced open-source Mahjong AIs like NAGA and GOKU, capable of superhuman decision-making, have fueled this issue since 2024, with developers motivated by creating the "strongest" AI but enabling easy misuse for rank climbing.The post thanks community collaborators and directs reports to support@c-egg.com, reflecting ongoing efforts like behavioral heuristics and potential future tech such as anti-scraping, while acknowledging AI's role in evolving fair play challenges.
Imagine buying an Eager3 (custom frame on an AMOS table) and the tenbou looks like this
Cheating is only a problem if you lie to TO about other stuff
>>544293932you think so?
>>544294405You dama here because riichi has no extra value
>>544294405>meme modeWho cares
>>544294405Ok fair
>mai wife is now the face of mahjong fight club
>>544294291Why does it look so shitty
>>544294291>>544294712it looks like it's gaijin-oriented
Do (You) play games in /doko/ with your mahjong crush?
>>544294712Osakans...
>>544294291My dots! I can't count the score without my dots!
>>544295686Oh that's Velma from Fortnite!
How Burger King Ruined Halloween
Majsoul Friends Room 53745(4-Player East): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=53745One quick tonpuu before going back to work
>>5442960003/4
>>544296000checked
>>544296000started
>>544296000ggs
>>544296000gg
>>544296000GG thanks for the quick game
>>544294405>upside downwho gives a shit
what if every 5 was an akadora
>>544300395the buff that momo deserves
>momers
The worst forced meme?For me, its koito & clogger
>>544303086Worst forced meme?Hanniggers
>>544303086helper cat, the only true forced meme.
>>544303086hanniggers for sure
Hating the Haner.
>>544303502
>>544303710Is that a new one? I only knew ninomiyahana-11.png
>>544303710>no veilFinally fixed hanner.
>>544303960Some of them just haven't been reposted enough
>>544303960that one isn't this one is though
>>544304841
>>544304841Best hanner edit by far.
the cutest forced meme
rip mr. ryan peikou always dama one turn so that the DC deals into ippatsu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvgTAaKaJNI NO FUCKING WAY!!!!!!!!
>>544306541Higurashi collab CONFIRMED?
>>544305418Furrshits wish lol
>>544306541Nice pachinko collab, umikeks...
>slotslop
https://youtu.be/vDP6PVLUd-k
>>544307672the name is completely different in the acutal video
>>544307847
We need a final solution to the furry problem: cooking and eating them.
toehoe collab when
Next collab is sleep fighter
>>544310542why fight it? I welcome it
>>544310708What a week, huh..
>>544310836I'm on work day 5/6, my week isn't over yet
I just woke up from a dream where I ran up to Steve Mahjongsoul from behind and started groping her tits, then started fucking her. After I came she made me drink my cum out of her though.
A post so bad, it had to come from a stevetard.
I had dream sex but there was a weird man watching me the whole time
Stevemains don't dream though
>>544311412It was meeeeee momochan!
https://youtu.be/eitd97PfYQ8
Me showing Shinshia-chan a video of a horsey's visit from the man with the bolt gun
>>544312189The Space Marines are riding on horseys now?
I showed Cynthia mr.hands
How do you get wet dreams? I want fun sex dreams like everyone else here too.
>>544312820Edge before going to sleep.
>>544312820no gooning for two weeks
>>544312893but i did jerk off yesterday
>>544312820Lucid dreaming. I have a surefire method to have them
>>544251271I still think the intro looking so flashy while having a gypsy style soundtrack is so tacky.
the second /doko/ Olympics are officially open!>>>/vm/2032123
>>544313536
"Sex" in dreams feels like milk and salty coins, a waste of time.
>>544313536pokochad~
>>544251271>steve bronze room tenhouMy fuarkin hero...
I killed /jong/
>>544313536Hahi! A more prestigious tourney this general has never seen!
>>544313536surely someone will pass the first boss this year in bnuuy
>>544313536I'm grinching
>>544313536Why is there Uma Musume?
>>544313536>pendulum trailerVintage bros, we winned
AOE is too stressful
I'm not buying games to play with mjg
>>544314486Prepare to be TC dropped.
AoM is better
>Uma Musume and not ShadowverseYeah nah
O just dropped a TC in the toilet
Nini, mjg
>>544294291>training wheels on tenbounothing is sacred anymore
>>544315285nini
>>544312820It happened to me twice and it was after not wanking it for a couple weeks
anon posted some asmr of a girl slapping her thighs and now I really like listening to it.
>>544313597How is it a waste of time? Everyone needs to sleep at some point.
I cleaned my headphone earmuffs for the first time and it was disgusting how much dirt had accumulated
i had a wet dream once but i was having sex with an alien and i didn't like it
>>544317042>he doesn't want to fuck an alien
>>544317042It wasn't a dream
>>544317009I remember when I did it and the soapy water ended up yellow brownish in the bucket. Since then i clean them way more regularly.
Clean your foreskin.
get out of the svg thread faggots
>>544318102this is a circumcised general sir
>>544318102because of my phimosis i have never cleaned under my foreskin once in my life
>>544318102I shower daily (unlike some people in this general), so it is always clean.
>>544285905MTGO was shit to begin with. You're just griping about how you can't have one shit system vs another. Valve really fucked up Artifact. 99% of the bitching and moaning was about how the monetization scheme was garbage and objectively shit. Valve's second biggest mistake was immediately folding to the criticisms and shutting it down before launch instead of saying "Hey we fucked up, let's make it less shit". Current year online card shit is worse than whatever Valve had in store so people were right then, and they're right now. It's just you are fucked and don't get a choice.
>artifact schizo is in /mjg/well fuck
>>544318279j*ws aren't human
>>544314827So true bestie!
>>544320598holy mother of based
>>544318102that's your job
He's literally me
>>544321125>names
>>544321125Who's on his body pillows?
>>544322014ryan
>>544322014His mom
>>544322303Cant blame the man
>>544322401Kitami sexo
I am starting to understand the assets of hags, is it over for me
>>544322623>>544271584
>>544323103hags should be BIG
>>544322623it's just beginning
>>544322401Animal of fertility.
>>544323103kawaii desu ne.........
Mari has maybe like two or three years of gravure left
Does friendly upside down give fishies?
>>544325796nyo
>>544325796No.
Majsoul Friends Room 52686(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=52686JOIN
>>544325507She cried.
I'm at work
>>544325924Started!
I've been going through endless applications and still haven't found SteveI'm losing hope
>>544326240ganbatte
Just 20 more rerolls for Steve
>>544325934I cares
>play badly>winI love being a luckshitter
>>544325796Queue at XX:58
>>544326240Who asked?
>don't trust the AI>win
>>544326975I asked myself
>>544326975I did
Riichi or dama?
>they also have kodomoIt IS a Saki game in disguise
>wwyd without training wheelsI CAN'T READ THE TILES
>>544327901riichi.
>>544327901slam to win
>>544327901riichi
>>544327901>Missed junchan Hand ruined
>>544327901You would be at 29900 without that slapping that riichi stick down. The only risk is being slapped with haneman by simocha, so do it faggot.
>>544328114>>544328341>>544328406>>544328471>>544328479Bots riichi. I was hesitant since I wasn't sure the riichi pressure would slow toimen and kamicha down, but I decided to because I didn't do my score reps. Yagooey indeed pushed and dealt in with the rigged ippatsu.
my falloff needs to be studied (M2 jade room)
>>544329173no it doesn't
>>544329173score some fuckin mangans
>>544327901Riichi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfVOl94XKJk
>Umineko is 30 bucks on SteamDo I buy it?
>>544329663>refusing tenhou to double riichi because you don't wanna be a dama niggerholy fucking ZASED
>>544329663this kinda reminds me of Kaiba sacrificing Obelisk for his blue eyed
>>544330012it's more like he accidentally pressed the riichu button instead of the tsumo one. after pressing the riichi button you can't cancel it
>>544329663For me, it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_Kji4F_TRM
>>544330275What's the BGM? I want to say one of the tales games, probably abyss
>>544329996No. Watch it on youtube.
>>544330554I don't use Youtube.
>>544329996You're supposed to watch someone else play it and then read the wiki.
>>544330847then just get it for free from erogedownloads. it aint worth 30 bucks
>>544329996Get the 07th mod if you do play it
>>544330932No.>>544330950Okay.>>544331051I don't know what that is.
Did you read Higurashi first?
>>544331386Only planning to watch the anime
>>544331306>I don't know what that is.google exists
>>544331386what's that
Huh?
>>544325924GG, bros! Fun games. S4 never came.
>>544325924
>>544331965Nobody stated otherwise.
>>544331852grim
>>544325924ggs, incredibly skillful and spooky games
>>544325924bgsthat was so ass
hannah's ass
>>544332054if you have something to say, then spit it out
>>544332275didn't read lol
>>544331852dont.I watched the anime, thought it was complete shit and disregarded the entire franchise, just to actually read the VN 8 years later and find out its pretty goodminnagoroshi is the best one followed by tatarigoroshi
For me it's Himatsubushi
>>544332574>just to actually read the VN 8 years later and find out its pretty goodLet me guess you also like Shit;Gate
>>544332768nope. I also dont like Umineko, but Higurashi was unironically good.
>>544332836>dont like Uminekoopinion discarded
>>544332935Ryukishi started jerking his meta references off too much
Steins;Gate mentioned let's go!
Forget.
>>544333056illiteracy is your forte huh
【SAD NEWS】/jong/ missed the get
>>544334034Go back
>>544334034Who did
>>544334081I'm back
We're so back
>>544332768Steins;Gate is a top 3 visual novel and anime.
>>544335362And your Top 1 must be Monster or Monogatari-series because they are "deep" or "compelling" or something
>hanchan lasts over an hour>everyone hovering around 25000 until S3Stressful
>>544335556lmao seething secondary tranny
>>544336043I'll take it as a yes
>>544335556well monster is pretty bad, i'll give you that. even death note, with all its retardation, did a better job of displaying intelligence than monster did. monogatari is actually pretty deep, though.
as long as we dont have any Evangelion turbotards here I accept you guys
>>544335362This is my opinion when I've watched 3 anime and read 3 visual novels in total.
>>544336382I will never understand the obsessionClannad on the other hand is a certified kino media in all form
>>544336519just don't try to upload all of it to the repo
Actual /a/utists the lot of you.
/a/ only watches seasonslop
>>544336819no they don't
>>544336690Never did, never will>>544336703ret/a/rds nowadays lost all the sauce except for some oldfag threads I blame Paraguay
>>544336393I've watched over 200 anime and SG is still among the best of them.
>>544337104>only 200What are you, 14?
>>544209843ZAMN kurvy!
>>544337160Sorry that you're a loser with no life.
>>544337775You are 17, gotcha
>>544337775embarrassingjust pretend you are a teenager I refuse to believe anyone above 20 would think it's a good comeback on 4chan of all places
>>544337775Aren't we all?
I'm a loser with no life at work
>>544337775
>>544330275>watafak moments if good
Today I cleaned the whole house and did all the laundry, then played some mahjong and won every game.Pretty good day.
>>544340013shut up, bitch
>>544340013Oto, Sawako-chan, I might be wrong, but to me, it seemed like you were looking at your 2nd monitor every time before discarding, now what would your mahjong friends think of that~
*smacks lips* iranai
>>544341120bongbro it's so over
I'm so glad I'm probably going to die to some cancer or tumor I don't know about in 10 years
>>544341120>one day all the files will expire and nya2k will exist only as a memory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBdlSs_79Tw
>>544329663it's to send a message
>>544342290
Chicken Run: Eggstraction
>anon is one of the 30 players on the planet playing that gameAbsolute cinema
Majsoul Friends Room 41851(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=41851room theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1vkjOvD-zs
>>544342630Chicken Shooter and Chicken Invaders were better
>>5443429162/4 please join
I'm still at work I can't join
>>544342916full!
>>544342916RIP Coco
I'm done with Centuria, what's next, o /mjg/ hivemind?
>>544345432Read Gon
Umeniko went into the trash at the little sister school arc and the introduction of the extra dimensional witches
>>544345760no
I'm gonna roll a 0
>>544345630
>The snowy blizzard increases dangerAlright, which one of you wrote this bot? I can't get off to this now
what I notice with maka grades is it seems the overall number of optimal discards matters more than anything, meaning1. if you play a good round, but do a really really bad deal in, maka will still give you a good grade for the round since you only did one bad discard 2.If you fold too early, maka doesn't recognize what you're doing leading to several discards in a row being incorrect and a terrible grade I think this is why you can be top grade player in the lobby several games in a row while still having a net loss in elo
>>544346636
If you "speak" to LLMs you are sub-human cattle.
>>544346924Any other weird belief born out of your inferiority complex that you want to share with the class?
>>544346924it's the closest thing to intimacy i have
>>544346924I say "please" to Gemini.amaekoromo-0.png
>>544342916gg
>>544342916gg fix your connection chinaman
>>544346924Did you know that by replying to anons on 4chan you have a 51% chance to be replying to LLMs?
I tell AI to kys
>>544346924True
I hope an anon submits a A&C entry that is basically just a fantasy RPG with language model MJS characters.
I'm waiting for another miko cosplay
I'm doing panda this year
I came.https://exhentai.org/g/3606297/2f632f51a3/
>>544346924I pay $25 a month to NovelAI both for their writing LLM (which is not so bad and use every now and then) but their image generation as well (which is the best for anime stuff)
Even if we find ourselves at odds, I know you'll come back around. Majsoul Friends Room 82012(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=82012Room Theme: https://youtu.be/ir1-F4NymkI
>>544346924It's good gooning, sir
>>544353557I left my dog on fire, gotta go.
>>5443535572/4
>>544353557I saw you, faggot. Come back here.
>>544353557
>>544353557What happened here
>>544353557host left....it's 3/4
>>544353557started
>>544355672I wasn't even the host.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JO9_hB61dWI
>>544356013lmao
>>544356016>stripping simulator but don't get to see anythingWhat's the point...just make a separate H-game or something instead of wasting everyone's time.
Try folding
Imagine if azure lane had mahjong, I'd abandon ship just like that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDP6PVLUd-k
>>544353557well...that was short. thank you guys for joining! gg. anyway we still have an eager player so 2/4 again. plz join
>>544357391Buy an ad
Mortalbot Mahjong
>>544353557ggsnyagger going out with a bang
>>544357391>AI
>>544357736nevermind
>>544357993It was actually 1/4
I'm going to kill myself But I will need to do something funny first. Check this 0.
How hard is making a clone, really?
Would you push this?
>>544358643yes
>>544358643no, discard 2m. trust me.
>>544358643just fold, 4th is dealer
>>544358356waiting for your 60 minute comedy standup special before you go out
>>544358643It's such a sussy tile and we are almost done.2m
>>544358729>>544358769>>544358856>>544358967>>544359274>>544360002not sure why I even pushed this far but this haku didn't feel good to me even once cut. I really wanted to full fold many turns ago and let toimen/shimo sort it out, even if this goes ryuukyoku if oya isn't tenpai he's 4th, if he is tenpai we still have a chance to avoid 4thjust panicked+timed out here and went 2s but 2m should be the choice since there's still a tenpai to be found with a good draw/call. bots might want to shove since i shoved until now anyway, or maybe they don't want to go for the oya tenpai gamble
>>544360893what
>>544361931what what
>>544360893and a ching chong nip nong to you too, young lady.
>>544358643dsg deadshousangen dead dora deadif he's in tenpai you lose anyway just push pussy
>>544362343I don't lose anything if oya is tenpai, it's a renchan.Hand values don't matter when any 1000 kills me.
>>544362343Back to silver room, sister.
>>544362343they are mad because you are right
i dont like mahjong
>>544364105you lack faith
>>544364338b-but maka...
>>544362343no he doesn't
hardstuck saint, what do i do to reach celestialbeginning to feel games are rigged towards whales
>>544366652you don't have the mentaru to make it, give up
>>544366652just be like those two brown niggers who stop playing ranked
>>544366652You need a big coach of some sort
>>544366652seek out shimm3rko
>>544366652We will never get another celestial.
>>544368142shut up faggot
>>544368142I believe in S*
>>544366652spend ~20 hours a week on mahjong for a couple of years, you will get there but it takes a long time
>>544366652Stop wasting your time on rigged clients and play on Tenhou
>>544369024>implying Tenhou isn't riggedfuck you
>>544369204https://tenhou.net/stat/rand/http://integral001.blog.fc2.com/blog-entry-42.html
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>>544370676closed it because nobody here is gonna be awake enough to play a friendly what the fuck was I thinking
>>544371092Er your ausnigger reps?
>>544371092im back from fapping. i can join a room
>>544371884too late I'm rankedrunning now
What's this? Mahjong.What? MAH-JONG.Mahjong...
>>544356016this doesn't even resemble the character the outfit is for, she doesn't have those proportions.
Well he was just a boy from CorsicaA mere student with a descent score-sica Then he helped one of the big guys storm the Vasile Which made some people think he was the real deal From Austria And Egypt to ItalyIf you wanted something done, he was the man to see I am the French Emperor, he liked to say The ones who disagreed, well they didn't get to stay
>>544356016tiny legs and uneven hipscan't unsee it
>>544366652grind for years and sealclub m1 loopers
I'm surprised NAGA wants to force a far away honitsu this much when you're losing by this amount in south 3Even the menzen type wants to cut 2s here
How does the /mjg/ tea club feel about tisanes?
Grok-kun...
>>544373479Chanta angle maybe? I dunno, it's cope but you have to cope here
I'm at work.
HHRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>544373648stop training Elon's AI shidbot
>>544373483I don't know what that is.
>>544374648Yes you do. You googled it after reading that post.
>>544374708Nope.
>nyagger holding two 7p doras on a yakuless handI fucking love this game
>>544374925
>>544374708I did google it but I didn't read the results and closed the tab.
finally
>>544374925what is he cooking?
>>544374925reminds me when I started 6 years ago, call everything, hold on to the shiny tile for more points
>>544375164Rinshan nomi nya
>I am sure to win because my wait is superior>nyagger yakuhai nomi after I call riichiI'm so fucking tired, is it because my fat cat is a flowlet?
anon’s A&C submission is a full-length anime film starring Hinamomo
Which fight girl would you want to smell like?
>>544356016You have to complete a puzzle when you declare Riichi!?
>>544378350does she get naked in any point of the video?
enough with the furfaggotry
You humanfags post humans nonstop and you don't see me whining about it.
>>544379480you have mental illness
Ichihime's Thigh Jobs
Tsumo! shouriwajibunoskamsknakjaj
>>544380310jibun no te de tsukamanakya (grab victory with your own hands)
>>544378350we already watched this ova anonchamait was good
Dark Gathering S2 confirmedhttps://x.com/DG_anime/status/1983101715508539899
>>544381517Wrong tab anon
>>544381517chills
>>544381517Niiiiiice
>>544313886league???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozQMHl1wQOI
>>544381517sweet
>>544378667ez pirates win
GLORIOUS DAY
GLORIOUS DAYfujimotokirara-12.png
>couldn't use fujimotokirara-12.png>it's my own post from yesterday's GLORIOUS DAYWe're still in the same thread?!
It's a good thread, sir.
>>544383347Yes
>tsumo nomi
Come on Nakabayashi.
>discard like an adeptpros amirite
>>544383347>multiple day thread through two mleague days/mjg/ is reclining
Slow threads are the best.
>>544385187We also get more friendlies againNature is healing
Nakadashi...
lose his flow along his fat
1-3: draw4-9: "that"0: reroll
>>544385481it is what it issee you next year
>deadwalledabsolute state
sujibros
It feels good committing mahjong crime to this guy(deserved). Shan't do it again to others, unless…
>le keiten
It's not fair!
>luckshitter
HIRO
*crickets*
lol dumb greed
The comeback starts now.
>Saint in Jade roomneed to get used to this huh
>>544389538yeah, that's going to be like 3/4 of your games. but you'll also find out that saints ain't shit
>dama
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
