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Teio!
>>544264651>>544264651>>544264651RESULTS
AAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
>>544265309>posted results>no results
>>544264830Yes!
>marked
>>544265309>>544265367
Sex
>>544265309is that a fucking R nishino flower on what I assume to be the winner
Isn't Chrono Genesis kinda cute?!
>>544264830
nyo... I needed more time
>>544265449Is this a bug? There are only 3 here
FLASH SOON!!
Say ____________
OGURI YOU FATASS
Please post umamusume with HUGE tits.
it's my birthday:D
>>544265471This is what Grass Wonder actually sounds like
>>544265574
>>544265590Prove it by posting the uma wishing you on the main screen
>>544265548Bouquetd'or is the superior Curren.
>>544265472same
>>544265590>gives you a happy birthday
>>544265574I post umamusumes with big bellies instead
>>544265574I won't fall for your tricks, Rice.
Do you think maruzensky shaves or did she have a huge wilderness down there
>>544265565just give up on pace........LATE IS THE ANSWER
>>544265705What if I steal the image from someone else?
>>544265785Rice is for onii-samas only
>>544265628Umas giving you the side eye...powerful...
>>544265787she's from an era when bushes were hip
i made it with 3 mins left bros
How about cute butts?
>>544265871congrats
>>544265832My wife Crown and my sister-in-law Dia!
What's their goal ?
urara is a bad girl...
>>544265787You're gonna be picking pubes out of your teeth for days afterwards
>>544265916thank bro
>>544265160I am literally your top 2 earner, I deserve a day off
Dia gentle femdom...
>working on stam parent>s med, s turf, s front, groundwork, focus, recovery, savvy, pride, tail, just about every front runner white I'd want procs with almost max hintsWell fuck
This is your new inu musume. Take good care of her. She's very needy.
>>544265939Haru's panties probably smell really nice
>>544266074like freshly cut grass
>>544265730>>544265705thank u bros
literally the only thing that manhattan cafe does during the entire uma musume movie is make grumpy butthurt faces at agneswhy do people like this woman
>>544266047
>>544266074>>544265939
I'm going to kiss the shit out of my luna-chan
>>544266074retards either smells like ass or some kind of subtle pleasant natural scent
>>544266047>>544266176Is this character the most they've ever treated humans & umas as separate species?
i fucking hate riceSERIOUSLY FUCKING HATE HER
Ramonu is the kind of woman that would pretend to be all about the races until trainer offhandedly mentions that he has a girlfriend as a joke then she suddenly gets maniacally possessive
What do Mejiro uma smell like?
>MINOR BLOGPOST WARNINGI was feeling kinda down from having so few borrows to work with until Leo (thanks red shift and sfv), but I somehow managed to scrape together a team that I'm really proud of. It took a lot of theorycrafting on what I had to compromise on because of my poverty cards (soon to be fixed) and I've gotten great results in rooms where the tryhards reside (me) (but a good sign nonetheless)Has anyone else felt this? Or am I retarded
>>544266159W-whoah. I want to do that to Fuku...
https://files.catbox.moe/ln0qdp.mp3
>>544266368good job anon im proud of you
>>544265939Who not so innocently tempts her trainer
>>544266346eat your cake mcqueen
>>544266368No because my umas suck
there should be some small buff if you run uma and her support card, it triggers the shit out of me for some reason there's nothing like that in the game
>>544265465she is
gold city looks like she fucks balding ojisans
BOO!
>>544266346you invited her to your race, McQueen
>>544266401I am her torena, I know my way around a crippleYou can even say I'm a professional this point
>>544266159Missing the extra panel of Teio's hips moving on their own.
>>544266601
>>544266176>>544266047does she actually call her trainer human?
>>544265574>>544266663
>>544266030Yeah, didn't get good enough sparks to turn that into an aceWas kinda close, though
>>544266770She really loves humans. That's her quirk.
>Dia when I put on protection
>>544266947Sparks, fuck, meant raindows. I'm tired
>>544266936
Please dont abandon your umas
>>544266171Good design. Some of the modern signature outfits look like they would fit in a circus.
Why is Teio B on long races if she won Kikuka Sho, Tenno Sho and Arima Kinen IRL
>>544266438>bottom leftAny girl(uma) doing that 100% knows what she's doingwhat other "innocent" trainees should I be on the lookout for?
>>544267139Bro, don't doxx people.
>>544266401
>>544267213She's just beeing herself
>>544266936>>544267071l-lewd
is server dead for anyone?
>parent run gives me groundwork medium S and summer runner on first inspirationWhy can't my ace runs be like that?
>>544267243every single onethey're all "innocent" (but not)
>>544267213I understand Kikuka Sho since Teio's gen is weak as fuck but there's no way she's winning Tenno Sho Spring when McQueen and Rice Shower exist
STOP GIVING ME KARAOKE ON RECREATION I NEED THE ENERGY
Huh
>>544267592As if Rice wouldn't take the opportunity to belt out some My Chemical Romance and Taking Back Sunday for you
>>544267071>>544266936Kitasan sure...grew up.
>>544267731>>544267750kitasan mind
>>544267341
>>544267632>>544267432Works on my end
>>544266438>>544267243What a nice view for the trainer observing her
>>544267721you couldn't be more wrong about her music tastes
>>544267495
I can understand needing stam or power parents, but what about speed? When does that ever come into play?
I'm glad it's over. Now I can finally go to bed and sleep before work starts in >20 minutes haha...
>>544267632Is it just stuck at 60%? Happens occasionally for me, just close and restart.
>>544267854she's doing that on purpose.... I know she is I just can't prove it
Cow
>>544267868
IT'S OUThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4sLUWa_quA
>>544268039>taishinPOTENTIAL!!!!
>>544265414But does she continue to go along with it?
>>544267868>>544267992cute
ROAD TO TOP
>>544268039Wow, blud released it early..
>>544268039>pace chaser literally can't win unless it's a megapiggui guess virgo is Open season for me
For me, it's Belno
hope status?
>>544268272>latehopeless
>>544268161till the end
Based witgod putting an end to stamina gaslighting early.
>>54426827214th
>>544268039>ngl even if you get 100 free rolls riko rice is still a skip lmao just use creeklmao, someone is going to have a melty at this
>>544268272gold ship status: raped
>>544268039FUck I wish cygames didn't give the free Riko pulls, this is a mistake
I'm gonna pull on RIce Riko because I'm just so tired of playing pretty much the same deck every time.
>>544267858She sure as hell ain't listening to tr00 emo like Jawbreaker or Rite of Spring!!!
Suzuka...
USA TracenStudent council President: SecretariatOguri Cap: Seabiscuit
>>544267721>My Chemical RomanceENTER
COMING OUT OF MY CAGEAND I'VE BEEN DOING JUST FINE
>>544268239Tell me about Creek. Why did she (forma de blob)?
>>544268583What would their legally distinct renames be?
>>544268039RETVRN
>>544268246kek
I didnt know you need to have decent fan count for mile championship sorry danchou, i lost hopeless stakes
>>544268583never ever...
Super Potato
>>544268690nyooooooooooooooo you are SUPPOSED to spark on riko it's just 100 rolls!! it's just 100 rolls bro spark it please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please
>>544268604HOW MANY YEARS UNTIL THIS ABSOLUTE KINO
>>544268707>f2p d*ck according to WitFraud
clock checkhow many have you stocked up for MANT?
I don't care what anyone says, I am NOT playing fr*nt runners
>>544268763
>>544268707holy mother of oinkers>>>>>>>>>>>3rd place
I'm still sparking
>>544268621Mcqueen...
>>544268039I actually tried building a Ryan for CM3, Tenno Sho Spring is hard to get through with her 0% stam growth so I gave up. Hopefully Aoh- Unity Cup will be easier.
>>544268039>fine motion can give you 2 green skills for this cupBros...
Thank god it's only power in Virgo, don't have to force myself to train stam/guts just to reach the threshold
Umazing
>>544268039Hopefully y'all not retarded enough to grind for Virgo before Aoharu
>>544268690NOOONOOOOOOOOOOOOOORice Shower will be a hero for 4 months and 2 weeks
Why can't I just do all of these in one click?
>>544268630She is a villain
>>544265309>R Nishino Flower
we hate rice shower here
>spam wit to fill up gauge>use gauge to level up other skillsbros im actually excited for this because i have a shit ton of MLB wit cards
>>544268039Why did he say Asahi Hai with a questioned tone.
>>544266663>>544266878Thank you. I need more boobies.
>>544269243Same, it might be time
>>544268039I don't how how unviable every other position is, I'm simply not training fronts
>>544269210I mean, to be fair. You only use nishino flower for the hints, the SSR is likely not that much better
>>544269243I only have Fukukitaru MLB but I'm still excited, we're finally entering wit game territory
Umas who would listen to Loathe?
>>544269243You don't necessarily need wit cards, you just need to spam wit so that you can fill up blue farts easier
>>544268039So I can just use my same team from CM3?
>>544269269dozo
>>544269427Yeah
>>544269427if you're lazy, yeskeep in mind aoharu umas will always be better than ura finale
>>544269107you wouldn't bully a card
>>544269243How good is LB1 fine motion in this scenario?
>>544268039>only paypig fronts, paypig pace, and potentialman can win this cmaight....
>random rice run gave me three URA sparkis Rudolf good for this CM?
>>544269427Yes and I hope I'll run into you in the finals
>I'M LE TYRANT >jobs to rain and a marehow did Orferve explain this to her fans back home
>get gw, shooting for victory and medium s at first inspiration>6 mood downs within the same yearI went to normal 4 times.
Which Umamusume would watch long form minecraft videos on youtube like Parkour Civilization with me?
>>544268039>nearly everything that worked in cm3 works here, except ends need spurt nowBut Aoharu is out so you have to regrind aces anyway...devilish.
>witGOD releases his video before any real stamina gaslighting can begin[DON'T LISTEN TO HIM IT'S HANSHIN YOU NEED 800 RAW STAMINA AND ONE GOLD RECOVERY TO EVEN STAND A CHANCE.
>>544269243so THIS is why they recommend fine motion....
Kita gf
>>544268039Truly is a wit game
>>544269546she didn't and she blame her trainer
Rikoskippers, be men and stand by your words and skip the free 100 pulls or you're a PUSSY
>>544269745And miss the chance to be spooked by Kitasan? Nah
>>544269650The wit game era will begin soon. The rerollers knew it all in advance.
>>544268039>says he'll be playing JP and his next few videos will be delayed>instead drops ultra fast Virgo videobased witCHAD
>>544269745Don't worry, I'll skip Riko and Rice by being extremely unlucky. I need better SRs.
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG COLTMY FATHERTOOK ME INTO THE RACETRACKTO SEE A G1 RACE
>>544269243why is it better to fill the gauge on wit? doesn't that make your other stats lagging behind?
Which Uma would sing this on stage?https://youtu.be/V3LfGUZMQI8
I don't get itWhy does spurt work this time?
>>544269779I think you mean Air Shakur
I trust my dancho WILL kick the 3 fl*tliners
>>544268560Thief...
>>544269836wit scenariowit game
>>544269546>lost to an uma who's basically a NEET
>>544269832“Straightaway” spurt works when the track has a straight in the optimal acceleration zone. If it’s too early or late, it won’t be effective.
>>544269832Final straight starts early enough into late-race accel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4sLUWa_quAnew witGAWD video for the CM after this oneHe really cares about us english speaking peasants
yummers
>>544269745hmm nyo I want to MLB my sweep tosho
>>544268039>tells you to skip Riko>just borrow Tazuna for fronts lmaohe really hates Riko and people shilling Riko I think
>>544269809>>544269779>>544269979PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY MARE PUSSY
>>544269958Good morning, anon-chama. Like half the posts above yours are about this video.
>>544270000I've been dodging farming power sparks all this time, it's finally caught up to me...
>>544270000I can use my LB2 Tazuna to get stats lile these? Sweet
>>544269546So fucking unfair that she is forever locked behind gaijin NPC gate.
>>544270000
>>544270000Why SSR Dober instead of SR Dober?
>>544268039VF is gonna have a meltdown day all over witgod's video again. This seems like a direct jab to fags who kept forcing Riko banner
>>544270000Tazuna is currently the only source of Concentraion so he is correct btw. You should be doubting the chinks who told you to skip the Creek(meta for 2 years)/Tazuna(usable in Aoharu) banner instead.
>>544269243u-uma is wit game?????
>>544270154Cause it's free
>>544270154one or both of- better speciality priority- free
>>544270171We already have FREE MLB R RIKONo need to debate whos right or wrongWe all should just borrow Rice Shower card
>>544270171he did spend half the video outlining how Riko/Rice have a small time window of usefulness and how you can work around them and even cases where they aren't recommended. So yeah.
>>544270154SSR dober has very high energy recovery from wit
>>544270154SSR Dober gives a fat 5 energy recovery like Fine Motion
Good morning horsefuckers, give Trickcal a try will you?
what did she mean?
>>544270154He's trying to larp as a f2p so majority can feel relatable to him
>>544269909>>544269916I genuinely can't understand the difference
>>544270317Imagine doing this to small umas
>>544269832Here are your accel options. Pump again activates at the most optimal timing, final corner accelerations are delayed. Witgod said Pace is trash, but I'm thinking Doto with Plancha and Pulse, El with Goof and Pulse or Oguri with Plancha and Goof can steal wins. Oguri can steal some wins in CM4 because of that final uphill and she can definitely do it again here.
>>544270183Isn't there a stamina Suzuka that drops in half anni with it?
>>544270301No I dont like chibi
>>544270365Huh?
>>544270171AIEEEEEE*kneels*
>>544270385Yeah but why are you running a stam card for mile
>>544270171>Japanese trainers doesn't usekek who is this ESL retard?
>>544270000QUADS OF TRUTHSKIP RIKO
>>544270374Also, Red Shift gambling for late surgers is back again. So disregard the Red Shift timing in that image if you're playing late.
>>544268246Wtf there is gray pig
>roll SMaru>too little time for Cancer>middling results in Leo for annoying grind>witGOD recommends Seiun Sky over her in Virgo>she has a shelf life and dies when her card releases but realistically most will drop her when VBourbon releasesdid you get gaslit into rolling for the hag?
>>544270358Spurt also works in Cancer... Same with El's ult
>>544270171I mean the free scouts were getting pretty much invalidates any retard who was pushing for spending carats on Riko Rice now
>>544270490Why are you insulting Oguri...
>>544269675>MLB Kawakami>MLB Neicha>3LB BikoCome on now
>>544270530You're supposed to run her WITH Bourbon retard
>>544270183i think the consideration was we just had kitasan banner back then, so f2p doesn't have enough to spark creek.
>>544270589He doesn't exactly hide him being a whale in JP, but when it's global he try to use all f2p cards kek
>>544270530No your team will look like this
>>544270374>GoofCan you even reliably proc that now that the meta is shaping up to be 1 ace + 2 debuffers?
>>544270530She dies when Maru card is out
>>544270358Is that Tokyo 1600 on the left? It worked there too, that's why people played Taishin.
>>544270530I wish I could have rolled her just for the parent option. Always borrowing either Maru because I have neither sucks.
Damn, misinformation but wild if true
>>544270695>shaping up to be 1 ace + 2 debuffersAccording to retards? Play double pace if you're going for Goof.
>>544270695He's talking about Virgo and no one's gonna run a debuffer there
>>544270691yuphe even called himself minnow, someone that spends a little money
What distance is the CM after Virgo?
>>544270695>the metafor this CMstamina debuffers get less effective as stamina thresholds get easier to meet and there aren't enough speed debuffs in the game to be concerned about them
>>544270694Do I REALLY have no choice but to run this if I want a shot at making it even to Graded League Group B Finals? I'm thinking of just making my favorite inherit their skills. I could run Bourbon since I like her enough, but I don't want to just metafag and instead want to be able to build who I like.
>>544270813the better question is, why does VF have a discord with 50,000 people in it
>>544270731>>544270536Oh, I fucking forgot that spurt only doesn't work for the current CMI'm stupid
>>544270530Witgod did say S.Maru isn't a top priority.
Are blockers going to be used in Virgo or do they not work anymore?
>>544270453>>544270813Really makes me think
>>544270848group B is pretty casual as long as you don't accidentally end up in group A for round 2I've done jack all training so far and got silver every time, easy 700 carats
>>544270848not. always made it to grade a finals with suboptimal compositions
>>544270813>if
If you tell your trainee your penis is micro and only 2 inches long they will leave you alone.
>>544270845LONG 3000M>>544270848Getting to A finals with 1 meta uma is always doable
>>544270171now watch as the griftubers suddenly change their mind from "one R riko is enough" to "YOU MUST SPARK THE SSR GOYIM!!"
>>544270905Allegedly you'll be swimming in skill points and skill hints in Aoharu, so that combined with it being easier to hit 1200 power/wit should make blockers less effective. Think they'll still work sometimes though, >>544270000 witgod couldn't hit 1200 pow/wit even with JP's buffed scenario.
>>544270848I make trash umas and they make it to A finals. Any non retard can make it to B finals literally all you need is 1(one) win.
>>544270940Weird accent and being an ESL retard are two different things
>>544270848No, that's a gaslight. These retards have been telling you it becomes a front meta forever as soon as Seiun Sky releases. Well guess what, she did but the world was strong and fronts are still losing a shitload of rooms.
>>544270813I would assume most of the users in there are from SEA so it's very possible.
>>544270895He talks about this if you're f2p btw, anon
>>544270695Damn, can you provide usage rates for that, metawizard?
is there a more gaslight happy community than uma musume?i have never seen a more VENEMOUS and MALICIOUS non stop gaslighting in any other gatcha
>>544271005Will Riko be viable then? She's a stamina stick right?
>>544271121Whales can spend on any banner they want so they don't matter, what's your point?
>>544271138Yeah but were the other servers gaslighting each other or is it just global?
>>544271140Yeah but you'll still wanna run a stamina card (or gamble with 3 ace with bare minimum stamina)
>>544271121I thought we watch witgod because we're not paypigs here...
>>544271138brown skins
>>544271005This will be halloween Rice's time to shine if she was actually meta
>>544270365
>>544271254i paypig so that f2p brokies like you can play the game for freeyou should be tankful that people like us exist
>>544271239>(or gamble with 3 ace with bare minimum stamina)This sounds funny, I'll do it. Rice for maestro, Riko for stam, and the rest is speed/power
REMINDER that you need to run your pace as late or you will LOSE
>yeah bro, just borrow MLB Riko>and MLB Rice Shower>and MLB Tazuna>Oh, MLB Fine Motion is core btw
>>544268039>pace can't beat front unless paypigOkay I'm not falling for this one again, I saw some f2pGOD Oguris, Els, and Air Grooves (kek) stealing wins in Cancer
is straightaway spurt that important?isn't it only a white skill?
>>544265465Grays Wonder
>>544271239>bro Riko will solve all your stamina problems trut me>btw you still need to run stamina cards??????? what a gaslight of a card.
>>544271352That is why I’m rolling for riko. Stupid not to go for a half off spark.
>>544270813You were right, /uma/
You literally can't win with Doto as pace for leo.
>>544271376acceleration means you reach top speed faster so yes acceleration is important
>>544271352I vill use R RikoI vill use my LB0 Tazuna I got from the SSR TicketI vill borrow MLB Fine MotionI vill not care about Villain SSRs
>>544271138Umamusume is a battle of wits game. Can you find the truth mixed in with the lies, Trainer-san?
>>544271309This damn brat.
>>544270813I'm thinking it's true
where is the paid banner
R Riko is enough
My SRs are dogshit so I will take the half off spark, simple
>>544271389Grass assmogs her though
What are the chances someone MLBs Riko or Rice in the free scouts?
>>544271515WIT GAME ISN'T REAL
>>544271457SEA discord communities and toxicity name a bigger combo (you can't)
What is witgod's secret agenda... On JP christmas oguri was a skip, but now she's #1 priority for us...
>>544271724I've seen people MLB Kitasan with 5 10x pulls. Very possible
>>544271791UMA DELETE
>r riko and ssr riko is instawini thought we're skipping this????
Is victoria frontier having a melty yet? His plan for bricking everybody who still needs a kitasan has been deboonked by cygames giving Riko and Rice to every f2p in existence
>>544271138dunno but all the gacha I've previously been involved with haven't had anywhere near this level of player customizability in terms of what you can bring to pvprhythm games it's simply card rankssome of the more recent ones it's gear on characters but your choice of gear is pretty limited and levels are linearfew other games let you fuck yourself over as hard as umamusume and people on podiums take advantage of that
>>544271138Anon this is a game for girls and girls are known to be liars and back stabbers. Most of the gaslighters are cute girls with mental problems.
>>544271791because people figured out an easy way to trigger her unique and realized how broken she was
>>544271376For gemini(and upcoming libra) the final acceleration phase starts in a weird spot because it's on a straight that isn't the final straight. This kills almost every acceleration skill in the game. Straightaway spurt, slick surge and a giga rng straightaway acceleration are the only ones that work(and the 3 gold versions ofc).
But what is Riko's waifu rating?
>>544271725>>>/y/ou+are+incompetent
>>544271941Stop dating ningens
Suddenly a lot of seething against witgod. Did VF send his people here
>>544271941>putting your penor in a n*ngen
>>544271531Can't be assed to click any of the chink streams to confirm but yeah the guy's obsessed. I don't think WITGOD even knows who any of these people are.
>>544271941hagerific
We listen to WitGOD here, newfriends
>>544269879I beleeb Mambodanchou too! He promised!
>>544271941the best ningen if you're into that
>>544271980>>544272028I will never fall for the umanko
>>544271791he's saving all the super strats for himself...
>>544269879Mambo, clear up a spot for me. I won't tell you my ID right now, but I earn 40m per month.
>>544272031>check his channel>it's realThis fag's so sad it's almost pitiful
>3* ura spark activates twice>+40 speed for freeholy fuck
>>544272236>he has never experienced a 200+ stat boost spark beforethe future of affinitychads is bright, you will experience it one day
I like mejiro mcqueenShe looks cute, sounds cute and her career is super comfy
>>544271852He's saying feel fortunate if you get her in the free rolls but he doesnt recommend f2p carat for her.
Post more of that stinky fr*nch uma.
Mejiro McQueen, I love you. Will you marry me?
>VF is obsessed with Seriru>/uma/ is obsessed with VFStop talking about the college yeeting chink already.
You ARE racemaxxing, right anon?
Watch this.
>>544272470Let's talk lucky numbers and other good omens for career instead!
>>544272473But my friendship My statsHOWWHY
>>544270000>You STILL should not get Riko even if a spark is only 15kJust how terrible is that card, really? Can't believe I almost got tricked on skipping SMaru for it... dodged a bullet right there
>>544271941Rice is the waifu of the banner
>>544272545Not bad, just useless after 4 months, when the alternatives are XOguri and Kitasan Black
>>544272576Bourbon, cool your jets.
>>544272545F2P income is very slow in year 1, they gotta pick their battlefields carefully and Seriru is saying not worth it.Riko is good, for between 1 to 4 months then she gets binned forever.
>>544272545he expires in 4 months when we get the next scenarioxmas oguri and kitasan last for 2 years
>>544272473I can't get stats high enough if I push the full gauntlet so I just stick to two races in a row (three if the third is a goal) and skip all the dirt racesRunning every crown plus some miles covers basically everyone
>>544272473I can do like 4 of these take it or leave
>>544272556>>544272356MackQueen wouldn't act like this.
>>544271791Witgod loves Oguri, simple as.
I wonder if you CHUDS will pull for this card when future careers are going to end in 2 months instead of 4
>>544272729Now this is a borrow card.
>>544272372
>>544272545the main argument for it is that it's equivalent to ~200 staminanow take a wild guess on what else is equivalent to that stamina or more
>>544272031What are you angry about? I don't get it.
>>544272545It's a good card for this scenario but only on longs where you actually need the two heals. Incidentally, Aoharu only has two long CMs so you know, just fucking borrow the card during those two CMs lmao.
>>544272772So you can just borrow Riko instead of Creek?
Would you a grandmother anon?
>>544272532To get high affinity. Here's the schedule for Oguri instead of SEIKAI SAIKYOU, do one of them until you get a decent parent then switch to the other. Win 18 or 19 of your 20 of your G1s and enjoy a parent with +50 affinity.>>544272661600/600/600 by senior year end is enough to win 17+ G1s most of the time. Use tazuna for the guaranteed heals after your 5+ race stretches.
>>544272356>>544272556Mackie would act like this.
>83m to overtake someone on the final corner before going on the straightflowery maneuverbros.... goof upbros....
>Ends still valid according to witgawdOh okay. So my days of lazy Golshi gaming will never end since I assume she's meta for the upcoming long CM too.
>>544272904Is there a good one for maruzensky? What does your parent deck look like?
>>544272904forgot to mention but decide whether to run championship cup yr 2 or 3 depending on whether you have energy left(you shouldn't run the mandatory arima kinen with 0 energy since race fatigue from career races only happens at 0 energy so only run it yr 2 if you have >20 energy left)
>>544272927Sex with McQueen
>>544272979You can never go wrong with Goldshi or Oguri
>>544272356MacKweeen is very cute.
>>544272904>600/600/600 by senior year end is enough to win 17+ G1s most of the time.At what point do you usually achieve this
>>544272729The main gaslight for next year is going to be NTR. Everyone already knows throne is a scam
If evens I marry MackQueen.If odds I sick Rice Shower on her.
>>544273115RIP
>>544269210banger skill hints for pace chasers
McQueen acts like this
>>544272769>japan lost to this stinky neet>TWICE
>>544273097> Unique Effect :Gain Increased Training (1) per 10000 fans, up to (20) for 200000 fansNTR is danchou approved
>>544273115
>>544273115It's over
>>544272904Seems hardly worth the trouble considering how bad most G1 race sparks are, you could unfuck the consecutive races in this a bit just running Turf G2s/G3s instead of some badly scheduled dirt stuff Champion's Cup, and will probably have an easier time actually getting the affinity out of it considering it only takes effect when the race wins are on both the parent and the grandparent, and not many umas easily run dirt.
There’s no gaslighting if witgawd continues to release videosbrownoids have already lost indefinitely
>Lost Taurus>Lost Gemini>Lost Canceryou promise to me that if I spark once on Riko I will win Leo Cup, right?
>>544272961Just pass them at just the right time, ez
pls rember that wen u feel sad or brickdednever forget ttimes wen u seethed even harderwen u feel real low alway rember kill operao
>>544273369uma musume is shiraoki game
>>544273418>big tittied goof that hates annoying theater boyswtf I love doto now
>>544273182double l'arc winner btw
>>544273019
>wit god just saying to GOOMBLE with ryan and steal wins
>>544272904>struggling to hit 600 splits when doing my parent runs>lose G1 races here and there occasionaly while going for my triple-triple crown>meanwhile, people casually hit stats and also somehow run 100 races
>>544273530Worked for me on Cancer with Pasa
>>544273369Nyo
>>544273369you don't need a good teamyou just need a better team than whoever you luck out matching up against
>>544273418Doto wouldn't say this.
>>544272556>>544272356>>544272927>>544273019>>544273042>>544273181>>544273521Mcqueen would act/say/do this
Laisu
If Sky is still the top front runner for Virgo then Suzuka has a chance again.
>>544273369I lost the first two CMs and won Cancerit's never too late for a salty runback
>>544273418doto would say this
ANOTHER MILLION GALLONS OF WATER ON THE TURF
>>544272984>Is there a good one for maruzensky?No because what races you can do as maru is entirely dependent on your parents. Her base affinities are just barely too low to run anything other than medium/mile but she can be upgraded to run dirt or long or sprint. >What does your parent deck look like?depends on the sparks I'm getting but typically tazuna+sr sweep+mlb KSB borrow+0lb creek is my baseline. If I'm looking for any specific skills I'll slot in a decent card that has it to maybe inherit(fuji kiseki for summer runner last two cups). If you aren't very high on power Helios is nice to slot in since she comes with decent events and a +10 race bonus and had a lot of good inherits for mile. I sometimes run nice nature or haru urara just for the 15% TE as well. We're not reliably getting friendship training so we want good events, high TE, high bonuses etc. I also often run the welfare golshi since she has decent events and bonuses and a roaming card doesn't matter too much for a parent deck, plus you can sometimes randomly pop groundwork into your set, and she comes with hanshin green which is useful atm.>>544273324There's something to be said for that, sure. G1s have associated epitheths for bonuses and grant better stats, and there's no way to set up a 'schedule' if you're gonna consider every G2/G3 race since that's just gonna be randomly based on what trainings/energy you have available.
>>544273735a cute
>>544273050Depends on the run but 600/400/400 or anything between 400-600 should be doabel at the end of classic year.
>>544272356I love her song, very catchy https://youtu.be/mTkj0n78VAQ
Goofbros, is Virgo our chance or is it looking bad?
I want Raisu to exist for this. No sexualization.
>>544274046Not even my Ace runs hit these by the Classic, are you guys running 18* blue, 18* URA parents?
I want a Super Creek blob plushie.Does anyone know if one exists to buy yet?
>>544272473All it takes is just one tune up and one G1> Kyoto JS to Hopeless> Daily Hai JS to the Junior Mile G1s> Yayoi Sho to Satsuki Sho> Spring Stakes to Oka Sho> Aoba Sho to the Derby / Oaks> NZT to the NHK / Yasuda> Kyoto Shimbun Hai to Takarazuka Kinen> Centaur to Sprinters> Kobe Shimbun for AkiTen / Shuka Sho> Kyoto Daishoten to Japan Cup> Okan to Mile CS> Stayers to Arima Kinen> Kinko Sho to Osaka Hai> Diamond Stakes to HaruTen
irodori phantasia more like erodori phantasia i fucking love mares
>>544274316what?
>>544271138This game simply has too many moving parts (they're all rng btw) so nothing exactly set in stone that you can give concrete advices for
only two support cards showing up in a turn should be illegal
>>544269243>concisely explains how to play Aoharu in one slideLove this jap MTL guy.
>>544274429That's how I racemaxx shit. Only takes a tune up and a G1 to farm shit.
>>544274301We only have Oguri and Tama blob
>>544269269yw no worries. Happy to help.
>>544274581FAT FUCK
>>544274224Not him, but you can hit 600-400-400 on a high roll before first summer but he's saying "at the end of classic year" it's definitely doable.
>>544274224No, but Tazuna is mandatory.
>>544274581I WANT THAT
Start a family
>>544272473Fuck you never again>datestamped 2022/08/29
>>544274794
>>544269827Probably because it doesn't cost energy. Whether or not you can fill their gauge is random anyway (as in they might show up but without the double chevron mark)
>>544269827training increases blue fartblue fart gives a lot of statspress wit so you can raise farts without using energy fart on speed for maximum gains
>double mood down before mandatory race with favored npcsI hate it so much
>>544274463just like real horse training!
>>544272473>>544272904Here's what I ended up running for leo after using this to farm btw. The Seiun Sky is a borrow. It's not the best but considering I have a pretty shitty deck this worked wonders for me.
>>544271791that biwa is cute
>>544265216New tool is outhttps://kachi-dev.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/
You're telling me I won't need stamina sparks anymore for Aoharu? I don't buy it, chief.
>>544275259Taishin is probably the most punchable uma
>>544275363She looks like a bunny
>>544275430who the FUCK told you that
>>544275430quite the opposite, replacing stamina cards with sparks has never been better than in aoharu
>>544275508>>544275551Witgawd
>>544274105leo is perfect for the goofler actually
>Leo in 3 days>not done with frontrunner grandparents>haven't done a single ace runIt's over, isn't it?
>>544272545It's simply not worth in the long run if you're a F2P. Paypiggies can just pull for everyone.
Daughteru keks get the rope. You’re only allowed to marry and have children with your future uma wife
>>544275701I know riko will phase out but I'm pretty sure rice still has her uses after aoharu lol
>>544275812>after aoharuafter Aoharu is the dreaded MANT, MLB rice has 5 bonus btw.
>>544275772I need an umawife from the boonies!
>>544275812Super Creek even on 0LB already beats her after aoharu though.
>>544275464Agnes Digital exists.Gold City exists.
>>544275812You're not gonna run power cards on medium/long, and you're not gonna need Maestro on sprint/mile.
>>544275772I will
>>544276046>You're not gonna run power cards on medium/longEven if I take Riko and full inherit stamina?
>>544276117>after aoharuAnon, please read.
>>544275625That's actually a better sample of how strong Riko is compared to what the chinks have shown so far. Anyway, it's the VIRGO CUP GUIDE. It's a mile race, yeah don't use stamina sparks.
Huh, even with running and winning every g1 med and long that she can, I would have thought she'd end up with more points at the end She was just under 700 speed before senior year, so I probably could have just pounded every races I could from then onMight try it again once I have enough tp
I had a dream where they had a LIVE ACTION Uma Musume adaption and it was real horses but they talked
>>544276168Gomenasorry, I'm retarded
>>544276117we're talking after aoharu>>544276046idk, it's gonna depend on how many other power cards I have I guess. Rice stats look nice enough with 15% TE. I doubt swinging maestro being not super useful is gonna make her useless if my other SSR power cards are still lvl 35-40.
>>544275772the only daughters will be the ones I will give to my uma
my dick twitched a little
>>544275772My cute daughter is the only one I trust to give me more cute daughters
>>544275701How many more scenarios will we be using 3-4 speed card?Im surprised when he said JP never use power cards
>>544276228Belno is not a runner, why is she in the visual ?
>>544275772Careful anon you might end up with more than you asked for
>>544276324and just before the Arima Kinen
>>544276370Deuteragonist, pls understand
>>544274193This artist draws very comfy Rices
Whomst?
>>544276379what did she mean by this?
>>544276324bwo you can't just leak my deck bwo
>>544276483>sephiroth sword in an uma musume videosmall world
>>544276324now if only I had like 400 more skill points...
>>544276228>>544276370She is wife material, that's enough
Do we also get the SR uncapped around the Halloween event? I'm tired of using a gimped King Halo.
>>544276483>guy screaming at the top of his lungs>make boom sound effects>this is suppose to be XD funnyI seriously hate you zoomers so much,
>>544276379>toreina, did you know my dad has 2800 kids?>that means I'm suuuuuper fertile, you know
>>544276483jd vance
>>544276691>he actually watched
>>544276678I don't know if I dream it or there was a manga about her and Kitahara
>>544276483holy shit sephiroth sword 57
>>544276768I don't know why I find this spe so sexy
>>544276483Oh look a video worse than the tangalog monkey memeking IronPonyTales
TEIO
>>544276691>>544276768I always check who is streaming Uma Musume on YouTube and this fucker earaped me (l-lewd) pretty badly, won't recommend. Support 1-view vtubers instead! BUT DON'T GASLIGHT THEM
>>544276641>4* top cunnyI kneel fillychad
>>544276324>>544276641>lvl2 stam>952 endingwere you running 18* goddamn
Dantsu love
>>544276483>imagine looking like this and attempting to make fun of Sephiroth-samaDo baka gaijin really?
what's better, position pilfer + fighter + late surger straighaway + nonstandard distance or professor of curvature?
Its very funny to me that Daiwa Scarlet gets used as a posterchild for trainer-Uma relationships by a certain subsection of anons as if she isn't one of the most lesbian coded characters in the whole cast
>>544277160Yes
>>544277187PoC > all
>>544277220>>544277232greedy fuck
>>544277187curvature is bad on this track
>>544277192IT WORKS BOTH WAYS THAT'S WHY THIS FRANCHISE IS ABOVE THE COMPETITION WANT GAYS? YOU HAVE ITWANT STRAIGHTS? THERE YOU GOWANT BIG ROUND BELLIES? GUESS WHAT YOU GOT THAT TOO, IN SPADESIt's that simple.
>>544277136Yea, I've been trying to make another 9* stam while also doing my leo runs. >>544277265>>544277302gaslighting general....
>>544271453>half off spark.I thought it's only for 4 days on the Riko banner and 6 on the Nature banner?
>>544277192she is very breedable
>>544277382>Yea, I've been trying to make another 9* stam while also doing my leo runs.are you doing that with 1 mlb creek?
>>544277383JP schedule calls for 4 free rolls on Riko, cygenerous has handed us 10 a day for 10 days instead in a rare global-only change.
>>544277192Normie Xitter is the other way, retard.
>>544276641deck?
>>544277187Professor of Curvature procs DURING position keep, any lead you get as late surger from that period gets wasted as your uma will slow down anyway. It's only good if you're playing front.
My and my cow wife
This game is just too easy
>>544277192I don't know if you've noticed anon, but every uma have yuri and tore ships
>>544277413no I've been borrowing mlb creeks. I only have natty in there because I was playing around with also making her a debuffer since wedding maya has murmur baked in, but in 6 runs she has refused to give me any hints other than A Small Breather
>>544277192There needs to be more Vodka, Scarlet and Trainer threesome art.
Why haven't (you) taken the chinkbot pill
Rikobros, our response?
>>544277192/uma/ isnt't ready for this knowledge yet
>>544277383They didn't specify the banners but I assume it's applicable for one banner only like how it works on JP.
Why the fuck my oguri exploded if there are 2 naties in the room? She must has not popped one of her recovery or popped them to early right?
>>544277582Pretty crazy you got that with 1 stam card. We almost have the same deck, and I can only reach 800, struggle to reach it even.
>>544277582is that 18* stamina?Also do you prioritize friendships or facilities in junior?
it's really funny seeing girly stallions wearing shorts while tomboys like wodka wear the bloomers in the gym outfits
>>544277597Uma is just a sidegame not a maingame
>>544277654You guys don't do this to your plushies, r-right?
>>544277597>Xiaomi phonepottery
Umamusume belong to female trainers
We gotta show Ryan who is the top boy in this playground
>>544277192When I read things like this, I sometimes get the feeling that Uma is the first idol franchise for many people
>>544277604>gord>sutaminaIt's really funny when they do these typos in written text. And then I learn a bit of moonrunes and caught myself doing the same thing from time to time.
>>544277881Yeah, me.
didn't realize I didn't get highlander from my inspirations, she's not going to make it...
Does anyone know if Victoria por Plancha still works for CM5? I want to start building a Smart Falcon parent for it since I'm done with CM4
hotspring hag
>>544277693I've been trying it with 1 stam card too and ~800 is around my best, but I only have ~14* stam because I have a power grandparent. Also my uma doesn't have wedding Maya's 10% stam gain.starting to wonder if I should just suck it up and switch to 2 stam cards and more power sparks.
Rice is for onii-sama
>>544274619You're a good anon, keep it up>>544274827Sure, I'd love to give my Uma wife at least ten kids.
>>544275701You should already have MLB Kitasan and Oguri comes out in January. Dropping 80 pulls to be comfy for 4 months is absolutely worth it.
Would Rice let me fuck her?
>>544278165
>>544277665Yes. Pace chaser’s hidden penalty is with the stamina, meaning it’s lower than it actually is. So getting hit by both stamina drains and missing a recovery would cause that
>>544277982Yes, but it procs like 2-3 seconds later than in cancer so it's quite a bit lower value. I probably wouldn't bother with it but it's still fine
>>544278165You shouldn't fuck imoutos
Ruin has come to my career.
>>544277192Go back to seething about gooks
>mlb sr MARVELOUS gives a whopping 10 race bonus, more heals, and banger skills0lb fine motion looks like an R in comparison
>>544278302I need a webm/gif of the scene where Taishin opens her locker and Gold Ship is in it
>>544278417You remember our venerable house (Mejiro)?
>>544277192Umamusume is a family game
>>544268039>potential uma is validLET'S GOTAAAIIISHIINNNN
>>544277881>>544277973orgies with my trainee, my female trainer gf and her trainee
VFcord is malding over being called out in witGODs video comments.
>>544265590Happy birthday, bwo.
Digitan loev
>farming parentsLmao. I always go for a racing horse and if I shit my pants I just do 600+ on everything and pick misc skills
>>544278158You have 100 tries to get her anyway. It's enough to decide if you'll MLB her or pull for her if your luck is as horrible as mine
>>544277693it's been pretty consistent with 18* parents and MLB creek on both wedding maya and normal maya. Of course it's all up to RNG in the end. >>544277752normally friendships but I try to force level 2 speed even if I'm only hitting a duo/single because it's been hit or miss if I hit 1200 even with 4 speed cards.
I hate Winning Ticket.I seriously fucking hate her.
sad bait
>>544279053
>>544279029I've been struggling hitting 1200 consistently with 4 speed on 0% growth as well, making me reconsider if I just need to get lvl 5 training ASAP.
>>544279053taishin wouldn't say that
>>544279181nta but it's entirely up to RNG if you'll get 2 or more rainbows on speed. I had a Rudolf run with 18* stamina as parents and 4 speed cards and I barely hit the cap and a shitty power because of only getting 1 rainbow per turn. Then I had another one where I easily hit the 1200 even before senior october
>>544278583Now that I think about it, I've never seen any art where Mejiros are depicted as a fallen house, considering their IRL keiba.Something like Dober laying flowers on graves or walking alone through the halls of a dilapidated mansion.
I fundamentally don't understand the effort people put into CMs. I don't do parent runs, I don't change my deck unless it's a different length track, I auto-select my team and always get 2nd place in graded A finals so why do people put 5 times more effort than me, fail to win, complain and then stop playing when you can be comfy and take 2nd place?
>>544279351most people dont swipe
>>544268039>>544268128>>544278713I CAN'T WAIT
>>544279351Because i wouldn't be playing the game if there was no CM grind.
>>544279340That will be sad and there are too many failed farms to count. Like how Seiun Sky and Nishino Flower's farm pretty much died with them
If I was locked in a room with Agnes Tachyon, Jungle Pocket, Dantsu Flame, and Manhattan Cafe, and I had to have sex and give 10 creampies to unlock the room, Agnes Tachyon and Jungle Pocket and Manhattan Cafe would already be back in their dorms by the time I give Dantsu Flame the 37th consecutive creampie.
training Wodka and watching her win the DAHBY will never get old
>>544278448>THH/Ramp up>Energy/mood random event>pretty good stats overallI did not realize she was that marvelous, if only I had her at more than 1LB.
>>544279454Dantsu was made to being love
>>544279351you forgot to mention the part where you dumped money into the game
MORE LIKE MEDIOCRE DAY
>>544279454Nope
>>544279351I recently only realized that the one of the reasons why I like CMs is because I can participate in test lobbies with honses I recently trained and see if they're better than the others I trained or the older ones were better. It also ultimately mean the main reason why I like CMs is because of the test rooms rather than the actual cup itself. It's nice participating in test lobbies
>>544279351Same, winning doesn't matter
CM466422966
>>544279454this but with these 3 and without protection
>>544279382>>544279601I buy monthly packs, that's true
First decent grandparent and of course it’s a 1* blue
Thank god all the cunny umas are end closers.
>>5442798101 last dud needed
>>544279846Your URA Finale?
>hit pump or bikini hag/seiun shit winshow long does this trend continue?
>>544279846power is still kinda useable tho
>>544279228
>>544279810Frontbros...
>>544279785I don't really do test rooms, CMs are just a nice goal to use my borrows on. I try not to sweat too hard, otherwise I'd probably burn out on parent runs giving me garbage.
VERY IMPORTANT QUESTIONWILL THE FIRST TIME BONUS ON CARAT RESET FOR HALF (QUARTER) ANNIVERSARY RESET?
>>544279846Stamina >= Power > Speed >= Wit > GutsAs long as the white and pink sparks are good, you can get away with a non 3* Stamina spark, especially on a grandparent.
>>544279840if you got 2nd in A finals in all 3 CMs with this shit you simply got lucky
>>544279313yea, a lot of my runs fizzle out after classic year because the game starts drip feeding me speed trainings one rainbow at a time. Worst is after senior summer when you're only like 200 points off.
>>544280130my crystal ball is saying yes
ReminderDirt = Anal preferenceTurf = Vaginal preferenceFront Runner = Missionary preferencePace Chaser = Head Over Heels preferenceLate Surger = Reverse Cowgirl preferenceEnd Closer = Prone Bone preferenceSprint = cums in 5 minutesMile = cums in 10 minutesMedium = cums in 20 minutesLong = cums in 45 minutes
Cripple crown winner Tokai Teio
>>544279971But I heard Nishino Flower was a pace parent?
>>544279313I have trouble even reaching to 1100 with my horrible rainbow luck lately.
>>544280219kill yourself
>>544279810CLEAN FATASS NAZI VICTORY
>>544280130I don't know but I bought all the packs because spending 210 bucks for 22k carats seemed reasonable.
>>544280219based, live yourself
>>544280228
>>544280219>Head Over Heelswhat is that
>>544280123im in a similar situation but i kinda like the parent autism so have a reason to do that is good, otherwise i could just try to get whatever 8* or 9* i have and keep making umas for TT
>>544280003I know it’s not perfect, my main goal here is a groundwork + distance legacy and anything else is a cherry on top. >>544280148I’ve got a rough time hitting these stat recommendations even with 18* blues
>>544280219Mayano can do it all cept Anal
Monarch was the goat
>>544280219>no amazon position in a world where umas are far stronger than youfake news
>>544280219An anal queen who moves to turf city to pretend she's pure? who would do that?
Ok but which uma would Amazon press me?
>>544279810My sweet Doto why are you further behind the end surgers before the final spurt
>>544280418if you work hard enough you can make that work too
>>544280482Mejiro Ryan and End closers
>>544280228>>544280459
>>544280219Are you telling me Meek is good in almost every position and time?
>>544280219I love how posts like these never exited in /uma/ before globalJust shows how many nasty brown gacha tourists ruin anything they touch. Only insanely undersexed people post shit like this. I bet you post in /xivg/ too
Kitasex
>>544280418>not warming her up with your tonguengmi
>>544280219this has serious implications on what the inspiration events actually are
I asked if Pasa was good for Virgo and you guys said no.But now witGOD says planca works fine.You... lied to me? Gaslighted me even?
But seriously, I don’t like Seiun Sky and it’s annoying that I’m still stuck in borrowing her to make fronts that could at least contest against her
>>544280589>posts like these never exited in /uma/ before global>what is cafe sex posting
Can late skills activate in final spurt section?
I hate Teio so much I want to do Nice Nature run to destroy her.
>>544280589>esl meltdownheh
>>544280219I hope you guys realize, that this means Happy Meek can do it all
>>544276370Emotional support uma.
>>544280702Witgod says pace is ngmi for Virgo tho
>>544279351Competing against other people and actually winning is fun What’s not fun is coming up short with the build you visualize because of a couple of unlucky turns
>>544280482all the umas if you refuse them on estrus period
>>544280836Forget what I said, he said "It's not difficult to activate" but didn't read the subs that said "It's now difficult"I can't believe I'm ESL now.
>>544280570Yeah, except crossing the finish line in time.
SAVAGE
>>544280741Tsun
:3
72699937CM test room
>>544280938To be fair he is basing his conclusions off an "everybody is running fronts" meta. For all we know global just doesn't like the front grind and we'll see less fronts and more of a Cancer cup repeat, like what we're seeing for Leo right now.
.....
I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Sweep Tosho. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside her. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would be to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Sweep Tosho as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go an hour without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her.
>>544280774>steal her trainer love interestI believe it
>>544281092didnt read but I assume it's based off the first sentence
>>544281092I read it and it's based
will unity cup have new training animations like the ones i see in funny youtube shorts
>>544281092I'm not reading this.I'm happy for you though.Or sad that happened.
Who should I use to make a good 9 * Stamina parent?
>>544281049all umas would look like this without the cute filter
Look at this uma.
>>544281087Bro don't be mad about me flatlining, intentionally jobbing a career and running a single team trials race for my dailies is too much effort.
Why is King Halo like this?
>>544281323my 5 second search says nohttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/5zUwd8JfCYI
>>544281060Shouldve brought a dominator senpai
>>544281092I only looked at the picture and concluded: based.
>>544273418I paid doto to say this.
>>544281507I’m going all in for gambling anyway
>>544279454What the hell! I don't remember typing this, but I say that. I literally think this. Get out of my heeeead!
>>544280715not compareableyeah there is also the mare sex guy but I don't remember ever seeing someone post shit like "which uma would you fuck", which I've only seen in fgog (the only other gacha game i've played)looking at other gacha threads talking like that seems normal
This image gets meIt really doesBecause I've never had a relationship like thisI've never had a girlfriend get to the point where we live togetherI've never spent enough time with one where she let me dry her hair like this.I really wanna do it sometime, just sit my trainee down and dry her hair after a cutesy couple shower. Get it all nice and fluffy, then move down to her neglected tail and give it the love and care it needs so she'll be the fluffiest uma in the academy.I love umas so much bros it actually hurts.
>>544281407she looks married
>>544281465>Late
>>544281465Late surger + medium B syndrome, just like Grass
>>544281693To you.
>>544281465>lateRun her as pace chaser
Why didn't witgod recommend Golshi for Cancer again?
>>544281465>LateForce her to run pace like you force your cock down her mother's throat
>>544281502WTF IS THAT CARDWEDDING RICE SHOWER?
Are Maverick builds a thing, /uma/?
>>544281681>trainers need to know beauty care tooman is this the hardest job in the world?
>>544281681Misericorde
>>544281770Inferior Taishin in theory because what made end closers so good on that track was spurt/encroaching shadow
>>544281770she doesnt have the POTENTIAL
By divine will unencumbered.By darkness empowered.
I thought that Gemini would be the last we would see G*ldsh*p.But she was there for cancer.And is now used in "front meta" Leo.And is back for Virgo.When is this going to end? I hate her so much it's unreal. Yes, I'm a pace chaser main.
>>544281681
>suddenly connection issues>can only play the game via mobile dataWell shit
>>544282082Shut up. Your wife is an End Closer.
>>544281681Your sister?
>>544281845I will go to Olive Young and learn about every skincare productI will practice my brushing on wigsI'll even take beauty lessons from Curren-chan if that's what I need to make my emperor stand above all others, because above all, it is my duty as a trainer to take care of my trainee's each and every need.
>>54428150794438765Alright, I’ll try your suggestion out
>>544282015Enjoying Tactics, anon?
>>544282082Never, Goldship will be an eternal uma. She's never a bad choice>>544281921Taishin's campaign holds her back. She has a bad mood event and many of her normal events suck.
>>544282187more
>>544282236Hey, it actually worked
DOX
how many trainees did you bre... I mean, train so far?
>>544282558first you humiliate me then you dox mehow could you
>>544282558They have been added to the list...
STOP DOXXING
>sashes in daily shopayo???do i buy everything to save up for a rainy day?i need haruten sashes
I changed my name danchou has no idea who I am anymore.
>>544282823Buy all the sashes. A single purchase is worth a run.
>>544282558That's not very neighborly of you bwo...
>>544282710Sorry about that. I thought everyone knew each other here
>>544282492Maybe in terms of consistency, but a highrolling Taishin beats a highrolling Gold Ship.
what makes summer goldshi meta?i was going to pull her anyway but she's apparently meta shit tois it this ult because it sounds so hekin stupid strong
>>544282628I don't know if it counts failed careers but I've done a devilish amount of them.
>>544282997a highrolling Taishin beats anything
>>544282745NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i just come here for the nice images
>>544283001Yes its that skill. Imagine triggering mystifying murmur or all-seeing eyes three times in one race.
>>544283001Content creators said it’s for team trials. Meaning you can get a great chance of retaining in rank 6 with so many gold activations
>>544283001because that skill is brokenallegedly what you're reading there is the nerfed version iirc
>>544283001>4 dominators proc from a single playernothing personnel frontkeks
>>544282389Cute mommy.
>>544283110>>544283239
>>544282628I did them all. Even asked them to wear alt outfits when possible.
>>544283001Can you inherit it? I can use it on my ace instead to proc Curvature or Beeline Burst
I'm gonna doxx each and every single one of you
Anyway, guess I’m stuck with this very fragile Special Week unless I get a magical run that gives me the exact same skills but with a bit more stamina
>>544283389I'm undoxxable. I'd like to see you try.
>>544283218I wonder if you can make someone reaaaaaaaally slow as if they're running on no stamina
>>544283415seems fine, you are at the mercy of that wit though
I'm dying for a better way to sort and search vets. Give me pokemon style pc boxes that I can name and sort vets into on my on. Or let me have a search bar to put in white skills I'm looking for on vets. The carrot and sorting we have now are barely useful at all.
>>544283415800 stamina and 1 gold recovery is the minimumYou have the equivalent of 2 gold recoveriesIt will be diejobu
>>544283389impossible, you'll never get me
i want to impregnate this jobber uma
>>544283415No such thing as fragile with recovery uniques
>>544283497Why do you want Joe Boo to die?
>>544283415748 stamina is fine with those stam recovs, bro. Don't worry too much about it.
>>544282628where do you check that?
>>544275259what the fuck is her problem
>>544283502I might not be able to, but she can
>>544283001i wonder if this was intended because the devs just thought players would use this for accel skills instead of being sickos stacking reds
>>544283676I need to know how this ends
>>544276678FAT FUCK
>reddit tachyon
A Finals prospects aren't looking too good bros
>>544283374You can inherit it but it can only proc one gold skill.
Chiyo Chiyo Chiyo Chiyono O
>>544283676(his wife is Golshi's rival)
>>544283764>>544283847Bro is looking cute today
>>544283015I thought this was your winrate rather than the amount of unique good endings you've seen and got a little worried
>>544283490That’s years away unless Cygames decides to do the right thing for once and put that feature in earlier than the scheduled update
>>544282558i finally found you danchou, now you will never escape me again
>>544283957Mcqween players...
>>544283924>bring summer Gorushi as a debuffer>inherit it on my nice neicha to double proc All-seeing Eyes>my ace can proc Professor of Curvature one more time anywhere
>roll for Summer Maruzensky >this CM is favored for Pace/Late over fronts>next CM favors Seiun as the ace frontI feel gaslighted and I only got multiple copies of her because I had to use 200 rolls to get Summer Spe
>>544279846I've hit everything I wanted, but of course she rolled 1* in every important area. They didn't lie about parent farm being a slave pit.
>>544284163>ignoring activation conditionsIf I'm reading this right you can use it to proc murmur in a long race
I'M GOING TO JAIL
18 races, single O compatibility on parents btw
>>544284208Front is good in this CM though.
>>544284272Congrats!
>>544283415>no slipstreamdead run
>>544284208front is literally great in both this and next CM.
>>544284208The youtubers keep losing CM, don't listen to them. Many are from the Korean side, which isn't even run by cygames.
3 summer spes, 1 regular maru and 1 bourbon. 135 pulls in total, no summer marutoday is my last chance to get her, my last ten pull... as a f2p... once the daily reset starts... wish me luck...
>>544284208The only reason Seiun is favored is because S.Maru requires a heal for her ult to work.But if you take 777 and your wit is high, you murder Seiun Sky.The gamble is that your 777 may not activate, but Aoharu is the WIT scenario, it's a no brainer.
>>544284442goodluck on getting summerhag bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4sLUWa_quA
>>544284468>The only reason Seiun is favoredThat and the fact escape artist is worth roughly the same as maruzensky's ult mid-race
>>544284345I didn’t get it (as well as some other acceleration skills) and went for Rudolf’s ult instead. I’ve already been grinding for a long while and up to now, this has been the only one that can actually win despite being a late gambler
>>544284442Why is she making this face
THE RUN>THE RUN
>>544284679>only 66 statsenjoy your 1120 speed uma
>>544284642In real life Dia would never fall for a loser like (You)
>>544284640Testing is needed but if 777 is the only heal, Kiss for Courage will activate at the same time as 777 so that's late game, stealing A&S even. But CM5 lobbies will prove if the hag is benched for next CM.
>>544284640Maruzensky does get Fast Paced for free with her scripted summer event, meaning you can also gamble for Fast Paced into Ult
>>544284264anon no!
>>544284208>I've rolled for a BARELY DRESSED HAG and feel GASLIGHTEDBut do you feel GAY?>>544284208>>544284468>The only reason Seiun is favored is because S.Maru requires a heal for her ult to work.>But if you take 777 and your wit is high, you murder Seiun Sky.>The gamble is that your 777 may not activateAnd thus, we take extra cope recoveries
>>544284704>>544284704>>544284704>>544284704>>544284704
Will Summer Hag get btfo by Smart Falcon in Virgo the same way she got btfo in Cancer?
>>544284679Bro ur stat gain?
>>544284767that's a horse, so i sure hope not
>>544284642I remember a pic where Dia groomed the trainer since he was a baby
>>544284882>summer hag>btfo during cancernigger what
>>544284679>he procc'ed? >release ze slacker+night owl combo before summer camp
>>544284748>>544284892>>544285017600/600 at classic year endits over
Bros I went to mandarake and this was the only uma I could find (the best girl)
>>544284272>genetic dead end
Tfw first person (and only person) on the rankings after reset. I'll never see this again
>>544284442Wait till you have 30k before rolling anon. I still hope you get and have learned your lesson.
>>544287370But gambling is more funny
>>544283389not if i dox you first
>>544285136just get those delicious full stacks on speedsurely
