Let's try to be nice to each other today Edition>Elden Ring Tarnished Edition delayed to 2026https://x.com/ELDENRING/status/1981360180580217143>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1024>How to host 6 players lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightreign official wiki and guides, beginner/advanced tips and trickshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/elden-ring-nightreign/wiki>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/e24o74.jpg>Main Information Documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>544213330
>>544277765>our unsub was wearing 4 Night's Tide curses>but why?
great edition
>Let's try to be nice to each other today EditionLooking at you, terr.
>>544278226REEEE KYS TRANNY REEE
>>544278226terrific advice
Tonight I am queueing with 5 ISA relics and no dormant discover. I will let chance decide.
>>544278470>I will let my class* decide
even doe im the nicest soul you'll ever meet
>>544278470You always have a dormant discover. The relic just changes it from the default. So for example, if I have discover daggers relic on, it does nothing because her default dormant discover is already daggers.
>Let's try to be nice to each other today Editionmy kind of thread
>>544278836>if I have discover daggers relic on DUCHESSforgor a word
Last night I ended a 15 game winning streak, but it was on a Zorban stream so now everyone thinks I'm bad.
baited
>>544278608>>544278836>You always have a dormant discover.I know, but greatswords are pretty meh for ISA so I hunt for things that aren't.
>>544279158name?
>>544279163kek im glad someone else appreciated that
is cc trying out faith duchess
>>544279468? i've been playing fire+holy faith for certain nightlords for a whilethink i might stick to magic for bugs from now on though since animus has 0 resists it's basically a magic weakness
>>544279406No matter what name I say you'll say that I'm bad.
>>544278903*creampies both of them*
>check the steam profiles of people i played with on the pass recently>le reddit wholesomerino animal profile pics>le anime waifu profile pics>le epic edgy anime protagonist profile picsI'm judging you if you have one of these.
>>544277765>Let's try to be nice to each other today Edition100% pure wholesome chungus
customizing your steam profile in any way is an instant block
>>544280082>check the steam profiles of people i played with on the pass recentlylol
>>544280146Shut up, slut.
>>544280082what's your profile pic then buddy
>>544279163Epic slam dunk on that Wyldchud xister! Didn't you 3bar to Omens/Morgott btw?
>>544280330The default Steam ? image.
gg del
>>544280481literal npc
>>544280332i'm not dunking on him are you autistic
>>544280518shouldn't you be at work
>>544280518gg adeli misstook your sniping spot for wanting to take a crack at the castle roof boss until i got jumpscared by bbh
>>544280082You're just upset people are happy and having fun, while you're seething due to personal issues.
>>544280646Please become my girlfriend please I want you so badly
>>544280716>>544280082Both gay and cringe btw
>>544280801nta, you're gay and cringe.
>>544280801>>544280716>>544280082STOP HAVING FUN AND STOP ENJOYING THINGS THAT'S CRINGE, EVERYTHING IS CRINGE BECAUSE MY PARENTS NEGLECTED ME WHEN I WAS A KID!
>>544280801>>544280594>>544280586>>544280231>Let's try to be nice to each other today Edition*taps sign*
>>544280950>namefag thinks xhe has any moral ground
>>544280646kek, people do that all the timethat ledge is a perfect spot to snipe the two trolls from relative safety>>544280594its 1am
>>544280146*fills this creature with my semen*>>544280525based supportive sister!
>>544280594We have a few neets here who do nothing but play this shit if you can believe it>>544281023Weird thirdie post
>>544280962uh oh cringechungus melty! >>544280950>literal who wannabe thread celebSafely ignored.
>>544281246who are the neets in erg?
>>544281431me but just because I don't have a job doesn't mean I play this game all day I still have other shit to do
Can you invade together with a friend in seamless?
>>544281827lol
>>544246742>Plus lightning is his secondary weaknessHe's only weak to lightning in his second phase, which they didn't actually reach. In his first phase his secondary weakness is fire.
Reminder pivvot zorbjeet and brynhildr have been placed to Z tier after this embarrassing incident
>>544282120I don't care about how skilled they are. I like playing with all of /erg/.
>>544282120how did this even happen
>>544281248i have no want to be an eceleb im just tired of being anonymous and having to repeat myself every 5 minutes because "who?"
>>544282446i have never seen you in our games ever
ggs ED maris
>>544282120noted comrade
>>544282120wait is that phase 1???
>>544282593With a Wending Grace too!
i expected that charmed high page to do more than 300 damage against the condemned recluse
>>544282098Wait... they wiped to fucking shape of night? What?
>>544282120lmao, what an impressive failure
I arrived at the dragon communion cathedral and it seems the dragon there can fill the whole area with scarlet rot whenever he wants so I can't chase him on foot. So now I'm stuck trying to swing my zwei at him from atop my horse. Does anyone even like mounted combat?
even doe they're s-tier
>>544282446t. literal who
>>544282929I recommend you mount up to catch up to him and then dismount and start whacking his legs or his head if it's lowered enough. If you wanna commit to only fighting while mounted, you should probably use the Lance Talisman for a free dmg boost
>>544280082I don't even remember what my steam profile looks like, haven't touched it in 12 years.
>>544282120That exejeet is terr in the screenshot btw
>>544282929Move out in front to bait the forward breath, then ride up to the dragon, slap him in the head a few times. Use torrent to escape when it gets ready breathe on you, repeat.
>>544282504i haven't played night reign in a month, and you're probably on pc
>>544283240i thought bryn was cool until i saw him running dormant crossbows
Please play with me!
>>544283604What's wrong with dormant xbows?
>>544283878Nothing. /erg/ is just over the discord memes.
>>544283240Comrade... this happened in the Zorbstream
>>544283874ok but only if you look like that
>>544282120Mystery boss and they didn’t have good gear. Also Bryn was eepy and hungie.
>>544284130I look like this and do this so queue right myeow!
>>544283991oh you're right, THIS is terrjeet and he jobs to worse things
I feel like invader camps might be causing disconnects, had two matches where both my teammates DC immediately after killing an invader.
>>544278225how do I have sex with these 3?
>>544284393For me its 3dog matches, the moment I find a 3dog match my game just crashes to the desktop with no error message
>comrade posting pornweird
>>544282120looking at the vod>zorb is not paying attention and being very careless>pivvot has dogshit relics and no idea what they are doing>bryn uncomfortable with having aggro, probably tired and reacting slowlybryn went down trying to heal after being revived, pivvot was just badzorb could have saved them if he'd used his ult after his grace activated but he just mentally wasn't checked in
>>544284703>bryn went down trying to heal after being revivedI've been guilty of that too, always annoying when you somehow have agro after getting revived
>>544284703bryn's the type to die to wandering nobles then no hit dancer/nameless king, probably just hadn't locked in yet
Tfw 1/3You hate me don't you anon...
i'm baking b1tch
>>544285138i hate you trish
>>544282120hey leave my FenPanyl dealer alone those 2 are uncarryable
gg dog
>>544285339Nooo! I'll drop you cool loot! Please!
gg hotdogs grilled with mustard and ketchupsorrey for not helping with that leonine i had night tide damage increased..
gg hotdog bros
>>544285178Boys baking in nothing but an apron…
>>544284372I don't see how this isn't intentional, they probably needed to wipe because their relics were bugged
>>544280082only teenagers think that overly contemptuous and supercilious people are cool btw, grow up
Putting the group password so anon will find my loot because I die a lot!
>>544285876Hot… their bulge poking through… >/////<
>>544286073Yep I see the most chad experienced devs put their anime weeb furry shit on their Linkedin
aw man, I was so ready for that to be ED libra. ah well, ggs fellas, an easy win is fine too. Still got no idea how the fuck to fight that mountaintop dragon, never bothered with borealis in ER. Seems like if you're ANYWHERE near him when he decides to roar you're just fucked, and there was a random weird frost damage wind thing that I've never seen before.
>>544286143Hnnng
gg
>>544284525magnificent cock
>>544282582>>544283991>>544284572Who is this comrade player is that a new guy who’s making waves in the community or something
cool but too bad i'll never use ISAslop
>>544286187Just assume that anything that moves on the dragon is going to fart out a giant cloud of frostbite rape and move 300 feet away from the offending limb
YAYY SHIFTYFUCK IN MY GAME
>>544286187You fight the dragon after you get the mountaintop power and killed a bunch of field bosses for buffs. Kill him at the end and he does like no damage to you at all.
>>544285720>>544285876>>544286114>>544286143You are all fucking gay
>>544286114>>544286143>>544285876Don't shit up our thread with this garbage you faggot ass troon
>>544286337Thanks didn't work
>>544286065New cope just dropped
>>544280716>>544280962>>544286073F A C T O SOriginal poster BTFO and currently on suicide watch.
I made an alt on youtube for slopreign depth5 gameplay to sleep to. I can upload at 1440p too. No schedule or promises to uploads lmaohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PJKwa8NdkI
>>544286313hello
>>544286942>xhe marztroondisliked
>>544286942Sorry sister I'm not interested in C tier gameplay
>>544286942jesus christ not even 5 minutes in the rev is dead by herself on the roof while you two are fighting the golem, this is why I don't play with randoms
>Zorban has 3 femoids not named cupcake that watch his stream and chat with him despite looking like a soi bearded fat fuckDoes a good voice carry you that far?
>>544287471stop being pathetic, dude
queue up right meow!!!!!
>>544286942This doesn't do anything for our threads.
>>544286812Do you post anime trannies on LinkedIn?
Manta enjoyers is she live today?
>>544287471Names?
>>544287471Yes.
>>544287551I can play with the super secret elden ring gamers too
>>544287875You already do that though. Advertising your channel doesn't effect an image board.
>>544287471It’s actually 4
>>544287621shiftyduck griefed and bullied her so hard she cried and installed the game, what an asshole!
>>544288018I miss shifty. Does she (canonical cunny haver) still play? Does she have me blocked?
>>544288737Depends what name he's going by now.
>>544287471zorb got that awkward chud-turned-trans-ally rizz
>>544288737i played with shifty today
>>544288737What did you do to earn xer block? Because even this jeet troon isn't blocked
>>544289138Perhaps I spammed the "You're beautiful" emote too much.
>>544287471It’s a little more than that. His personality is welcoming to them. I watch a few other male streamers who have a lot of foids chatting and they all act similar. Soft, but not a pussy.
>>544286812desperate samefag btw
>>544288912Good post
Stop bullying ZorbanHe has good games and bad games
If you use weapon ash you found on a weapon, does it get used up? I noticed the blacksmith has a "duplice ash" option but I haven't found the material yet.
>>544287471All 3 of them are ugly troons>>544288737Xhe probably plocked your fat pedo ass yeah
even when queueing with randos, my permanent comfy d3 ass keeps getting pulled into d4 gamesone day it will become impossible to get d3 games....
>>544290196>Xhe probably plocked your fat pedo ass yeahI hadn't even started the stalking process yet.
>>544286942<mid exejeet gameplayzzz
>>544290145No but you might want two weapons with the same ash
>>544287471Step 1: Have positive mental attitudeStep 2: Have sexy scottish accent
>>544290145You'll find lost ash of wars that are blank that you can duplicate. You can overwrite a given ash on a weapon but the game will give you 1 final prompt asking you if you are sure since it will delete the one on there so look out for that message when doing overwrites.
>>544288912Even though it’s the opposite and they only want hard chuds
bears are never a good idea
>>544290709what
>>544290869The Runebear ruins.Personally I think WatchGAWDS are much more dangerous.
>>544290347And D4 is full of "honestly D2" players kek
>>544290709just sleep them dummy
????????? i did not have a second wending why did i revive
GUYS WE DID IT!! GOOD JOB!!t'was scary
>>544291506magic
>>544291506that was my wending that didn't work >:(
>>544291506>>544291521gg ed caligo, no map markers really screwed us on day 1as to why you revived, you seem to have picked up trish's revive somehow? you still had it after that first revive
>>544290709Waste of your time tierlistS Tier: Red basement BBHA Tier: Red basement concert woof, Ruins Guardian Watchdogs, Eepy Bears, field/roof BBHB Tier: BBK (okay with caster), DRB (okay with holy/TTLID dmg)C Tier: Troll Castle, Half of the red gaols, Godskin Duo Gaol, Banished Knight/Bofa Brigade gaol if underleveled/no micker wand
I still had my noklacrutch revive heh, not even close... well played senpais!
>>544291867oh shit we had nok i forgot
>brazilerson>australian sissyducky>yuro/yank trishwhat a nightmare lobby for ping
>>544290709They're okay if you have executor but even that is questionable
gg hotdogscurious as to why the recluse took so long to get into the spirit shelter
>>544291998Trish is indian
>>544288018Those two rounds with her sure were interesting, I didn't expect my magic rev build and use of greatbows to mindbreak her so hard
>>544291867I was hoping caligo would bug out with that black flame on charge attacks dagger you dropped me, but it didn't happen. What really triggers that shit?
>>544292092Not gonna lie I was about 3 seconds away from opening the door manually
>>544292084Why is exeggutor good against them?
shit wylder
>>544292613Bleedspam to shave down their HP quickly
>>544292582kek I wouldn't have blamed you, I've never seen him before too. might be a steam forum touristalso holy FUCK im so pissed we got a guardian invader who spawned ontop of the fort again. such cancer
>>544292613he can bleed they ass
cutest girl in erg?
Aw I missed the queue, gonna sort relics I guess... it's lowkey so relaxing
>>544287419the bats are fucked up ok
>>544292880>>544292842this might shock you but 90% of enemies in the game can bleed
>>544293056formerly yys but xe abandoned us so now it's the duck
>>544293960>>544293056cc is the cutest girl
>>544293056terr
>>544293836What has that unrelated fact have to do with anything? Bears have disproportionate HP pools compared to most ruins bosses so bleed disproportionately deals more damage, thus the character that starts with a bleed weapon (And has seppuku or frost on it as well) is more effective against it at lower levels with higher frequency than other characters.
>>544294304this might shock you but every class has access to bleed on weapons
>>544294417And they might not have one at the time you're making a decision to go to a bear ruin, nor will they be as effective with it, retard.
>>544294241WOAH you're telling me zhe terr is a g-g-girl????This makes me feel funny... All the verbal abuse I've gotten from her... That's actually kind of hot...
>>544292770>>544295008go back to /dsg/ and kill yourself you brown tranny
gg stupid dogs couldnt even do the nuke right
shit ironeye
shit tarnished
i like boobs
good wylder
i have them
>>544295905OHIO
above average exejeet
>>544295905post it i havent cummed today
>>544295905Same.
SAAR UNBLOCK ME SAAR YOU BLOODY BASTARD BENCHOD
GG ED AugurI think that went well, sometimes this fight can really drag on.
>>544296534gg big jelly
>>544296502trish cute!
>>544295293Tsmt>>544292129We have a lot of those here it seems
>>544296603see >>544292129
>>544289138I dont block people generally, only blocked sneed and that schizo who was impersonating me a while ago
>>544296892Cute brown trish! She should cosplay as Recluse!
intermediate wylder
>>544293056Brynhildr. She's sassy.
goat wylder
erg/dsg girls tierlist based on how built they are for big black kino (NEW POSTER ADDED 27TH OCTOBER 2025)>S tiervarreslut>A tiernyeko knyaightsycjsgemmy>B tiercardboardcupcakegremlinmonicayyslero sisterzullie>C tiermiquella goonettemellownora kisaragishiftyduckbrynhildr>D tierrellana roleplayermadisongemmy clone
lets fucking go chat, i'm finally here
trish will drain your balls with her massive brown tits if you unblock her.
>>544297470>dodged the list againI am truly an Aryan queen
>>544297528This is true. Fact checked by /erg/experts.
>>544297470where's Trish?
>>544297470Where's pivvvot? And Lotus?
>>544297614even doe youre a man
>>544297614name?>>544297847trish is an indian man>>544297993not popular enough sorry
>>544297470Gremlin is a boy
>>544298161Lotus is our lightning spear queen though.
>>544297993No one knows whether Pivvvot is a girl or just an erping faggot. The Wylder players xhe flirts with are hoping that xe's a girl
>>544297847>>544297993nta, but here i got you coverederg/dsg girls tierlist based on how built they are for BWC (NEW POSTER ADDED NOW)>S tiervarreslut>A tiernyeko knyaightsycjsgemmy>B tiercardboardcupcakegremlinmonicayyslero sisterzullie>C tiermiquella goonettemellownora kisaragishiftyduckbrynhildrtrish>D tierlotuspivvvotrellana roleplayermadisongemmy clone
>>544298458where's terr?
>>544298458even doe the girls here only fuck big black kino
>>544298458Breakfast Wheat Cereal....
>>544297847sloppy time with trish after a good expedition!
>>544298458trish should be S ti...>BWCnvm looks good
>>544298838don't talk about yourself you brown ragequitter faggot
>>544298458Shouldn't the lists be inverted?
omg I forgor to change from holy bow build cuz last night was doing ED dogs with anon ;w; it worked out though, GG buggos friends!
What's a good ash of war to slap on a zweihander? I barely use the default since I feel it takes longer than charging an R2 poke.
>>544299080I just copied it and added the extra names, like i could be arsed to fix it
Skill attack passives + FP reduc passives and a lucky Miqqer scythe turned that mystery nigga Heolstor to MEATgood run fellas
>>544299454me when its not maris
>>544299012I've quit out from 1 MATCH, i was rly eepy and you guys didn't help me for like 5 minutes straight. You could've won that duo but you lost. Now we have each other blocked, move on please!
>>544300097Trish you know how to fix this. Use your massive brown tits to drain anon.
practice come back
>>544300348Lewd!
>maybe if i avatarfag as female nightfarers erg will like me again!most pathetic pajeet award
If someone mainly plays a female character is it safe to assume that they are a girl? It is, right?
gg mystery horsealmost sold it thinking the last stars of ruin would kill thankfully terr is a gawd
>>544300898
GAWDlike
>No honed bolt or lightning strike for FulghorLockon is so useless, GG
>>544300898generally yestheres no reason for guys to play a female characters
>>544300898It is only safe to assume someone is a girl if they post tits with timestamp
>>544300898Everyone on the internet is a guy unless proven otherwise, even if it was a girl it wouldn't matter to you because you would never meet them anyway.
>>544301068spear-sama with the 2-for-1 that gamesasuga
>>544301035AAAAIIIIIIIEEEE NEZUMI SAMA DOU KA JIHI O
>>544300560>>544300348>>544300097>>544298946>>544298675>>544298458>>544298574>>544297528we're going to chop your head off with a fireaxe nigga
>>544300898It's a lot more fun that way. Like the other anon said, you're not going to meet them anyway, so you might as well see them as a cute girl playing with you and giggling as you win. Besides, guys who main girl characters have a high chance of actually being a girl, they just don't realize it yet.
>>544301635Ace... That's not normal...
>>544300898if someone plays guardian, does that mean they are a pigeon irlretard
>>544301972He's an eagle, retard.
>>544302210>The "Guardian" in Elden Ring: Nightreign is a bird-like, anthropomorphic being known as a "Pinionfolk," likely inspired by raptors like hawks or eagles, though its specific species is a fictional creation.
>>544301972If someone plays guardian you should assume they're a fat gay nigger irl
im a boy with bpd (female brain)
If you play Raider or Guardian, I immediately think you're a tall hunky man. If you play Ironeye or Executor I think that you're a beautiful lithe bishounen. If you play Wylder you're the perfect mix between the two with an amazing smile and a soft gentle voice that makes you want to melt into his chest...
>>544302641Pivot...
>>544302641Sissysucky...
>>544302641i look like that
>Happy-gesturing after we kill a boss/night lordIf you do this then I will rape correct you till you become jaded like me
>>544302980does fancy twirl count?
>>544301972Why wouldn’t you do that you tucking faggot>>544302527>>544302641This is true too>>544300348That’s a man albeit
dogshit thread
>>544302980*jumps for joy**claps**fancy twirls*Problem, sourpuss?
gg bug
>>544302980hot, it'll only encourage me
>>544298458Finally, a quality tier list not based on forced unfunny jeetslop jokes!>>544301629>leaves out >>544297470You aren’t subtle terrjeet
satisfactory revenant
dogshit exejeet
upper medium guardian
gg bugfelt like a normal game, you guys melted it
gg 3bugs we had some cracked dps, thanks for the marais
>>544304975Every slot in my inventory was +charged incantation or +full hp attack, I was so stacked, GG.
duckduck duck
>>544303359hit the nail on the head
gg starter camp we melted the rat
gg gigadel
>>544305553gg, lmao at my dog form dying like a dog
nice clutch on wandering nobles, they almost had us
>>544305820>>544305494oh look the loser is awakehello loser
bg church rats, we all wiped and then terr dced
Finished my permadeath all game modifiers run in NG+1>got 11 achievements at once>Finish the radiant ending>Kill the boss of the radiant ending>Collect all inferno spellsnow the actual achievements:>Fickle Fortune: beat the game with pre upgraded weapons and random loot>Inefficient Medicine: beat the game with permadeath and withered healing>Trail of the dead: beat the game with random enemies and withered healing>Making Do: beat the game with withered health and random loot>Come what may: beat the game with random loot and random enemies>A Grueling Journey: beat the game with permadeath and no bonfires>Lord of Slaughter: beat the game with permadeath and increased enemy spawns>Indomitable: beat the game with random enemies and loot, increased enemy spawns, and no bonfires
gg sneedger thanks for carrying us shitters
GG ED5 Caligo.I just had very bad run with shit dropsz which is why I wasn't willing to risk that goal or fuck with BBH and schizorouting.How the fuck did both fire camps gave me shit for fire weapon and invaders with all useless shit. I felt bad to leave you there at start ironeye, your sacrifice will be remembered.
>>544306242very nice anon
it's going to feel strange going back to normal runs for the dlc after playing depth 5 for over a month
give me a leyndell royal capital themed full map
>>544307197I don't want to go back, not having access to deep relic respecs and shit is painful.
did the server just die
>>544307197If they are not dumb, they will allow deep relics to be used outside of deep of night, as weel as deep exclusive loot.Surely, they know that "lightning on precison strike", "fail to cast restore mana" etc as well as relics like "dormant power helps discover X" are way too fun and give so much more build diversity, something that is really lacking in non DoN games.>but then it's gonna make the game too easyIt already is.
>>544307197>>544307703This is why D1 is actually easier than regular mode. I feel like depths is the intended default mode and everything before was just a tutorial, you get damage reduction on damage taken and you already can't die.
>>544307540hopefully they're dead for good, fuck slopreign
>>544307703Failure to cast is god awful
>>544308242>infinite fp is bad?
Dogshit Zorban is queuing
>>544308318It takes way too long. Just use the succ to regen FP.
>>544308242Not on anyone that is not recluse.It's miles better than any FP on hit you can get. Really good if for some reason you were unable to stack starlight shards, or had to use them.
>>544308395Duchess and Revenant don't have that
>>544308485They have it, but not for FP...
tfw late to the party and EU queue is already ded
>>544308651what a shame
>>544308372mystery d5 heolster again
>>544309276I want to suck that so bad
>>544309276Trish is that you?
im nevre fighting red church golems agaiun
>>544310179Yeah I wasn't sure if we should so I went around the side to get to the seals upstairs but the guardian started fighting so I joined in.
q?
Queue or else...!
>>544311748but doctor... i'm 1/3...
>>544311748I'll queue when you save a full size version of this image instead of the thumbnail
>>544311683have work tomorrowwill queue on friday evening
>>544311748Post your butt and I might consider it
>>544311895Fine! Now come come
>>544310179They're annoying as fuck (especially when they land in un-ripostable positions) but I don't think they're that big of a deal. Unfortunately if it's the closest POI to your landing spot I think you just gotta tank it and down them for your first blue orb.
>>544308104>>544305820>>544306030>>544306089Tsmt
>>544284703Why did he not use the roar heal? That's like half the point of having executor on your team
>>544279468Not cc but I've been jumping between Crystallian bot/faith duchess/sorcery duchess. Really only the quality physical/melee-focused duchess feels like shit to me.
>>544312143Only if you post cawk
Does anyone bother getting into the dead zone of Gladius's nuke?
1/3 D5 erg pc 9999 white + melee
>>544312713>sampleHoly shit, do you not know how to save full-sized images?
>>544312802cock width?
>>544312849I don't really care, sorry if you want to save them to look at them
I'm bored, give me some fun ER build/theme to do a playthrough with.
>>544312939>fatfuck with a fat fetish>tech illiterate>annoying>dogshit at nightreignKill yourself, you're a waste of space.
>>544313080What does that make you then?
>>544313080How do you even know who you're talking to?
it's funny how the revenant can use his shield to block arrows raining down on him, stupid bug man thing lmao
>>544313775ggI let the intrusive thoughts win
Does shared order just add holy damage to your weapons and spells?
>>544313775gg gigadel, at that point of 3bar'ing it felt more useful to ult on the boss instead of reclussy lmao
>>544313883it's added damage yea, there's literally no downside to using it
ill queue when im done crying
>>544313942Is the damage boosted against sayLibra?
>>544313883yes. and sacred order gives you damage on everything as long as the weapon is out
>>544314045afaik any holy or fire damage gains bonus damage against Libra so yea it should boost it even further against bosses that are weak to it.
>>544311748>get status resist out the ass>still get instant madness against libra
>>544313985Why are we crying?
>>544314132>>544314108Good good. I'll keep that in mind for future libra runs.I used it in a very recent one wondering if it would even do anything and it kind of felt like it did, but I wasn't sure since I never used it in base ER since just tossing holy pots deleted any undead problems.
>>544313985Now what's wrong with you?
>alt+F4ing at mystery bossCoward
why are /erg/ites so weak and feminine? /dsg/gers weren't like this.
Any mods I can use online?
>>544314545mods are asleep
men cry too
>>544314297>>544314386i just cry a lot ok? dont judge
>>544314662Stop crying. It's unbefitting of a proper lady.
>>544314961im not a girl
>>544277765I have died at a grace with no enemies nearby while the circle wasn't anywhere near closed in. While I was crawling around it clearly had the transparent disabled effect. Fucking jank ass game.Apparently sipping near a grace can sometimes force it to activate. Might be placebo but it seems to help.
>>544312849Xhe is brown and retarded, please understand. >>544303359>>544305394Don't reply to yourself.
q
>>544315127You are a girl
>>544314658No we don't
>>544313080I know you weren't talking to me but I still got caught by the strays ; -;
>>544315127What?
>>544316574*hug* ill protect u
you people are genuinely fucking hopeless
>>544316834*hug* Thank you anon <3
>queue>go do some shit, forget i'm in queue>come back>still in queuewell at least i didn't afk the match
>>544316882*mwah*
queue up please
>>544316882I real life I'm a fat gay neckbeard. But on here I'm the king.
>>544316907*grabs ur fat ass during the hug*
>>544315815Is that actually you terr? Why are you like this?
Do you think boys who play video games together do this stuff in private?
>>544317384Does Wylder know that guy is dead?
>>544317317KYAAAAA! HENTAI!
>>544317498And that was when Wylder learned that a dead body is game for anything
>>544317384I only do that with erg girls
>I ping you a lance with 40% projectile dmg loss and continous recovery>you ignore>I carry it to Day 1 Godskin Apostle Gaol you insist on doing>takes 5 minutes you go down twice but we win>you ignore again and have 3 opens slots>you three bar to an elder lion camp>I rescue you, you pickup the item>finally>immediately drop and ping it>run out of time at a poison ruin condemned>on the run to day 1 circle YOU DIE>NOT TO AN ENEMY BUT SOME STATUS BUILD UP>I save your ass AGAIN>the giant mudcrab stunlocks both of us, you spiritsong jump abandon me to die>you die in the rain again anywaywe weren't even far, only one more jump segment and we were homefuck you PapaVeshitmer the bird was alright stop playing bird tho if you arent going to actually be goated
>>544317384i wish boys were real
7382you should know better
>>544317384I only do that with erg boys
>>544317789I'm a boy(wylder)
>>544317317A hug just doesn't feel complete without this.
GG ED doggy, did you guys like my dual spears executor build, if I find a naginata it's so hot. Sadly it wasn't too good against boss
>>544317958Guess what anon?We're having pizza tonight!
gg dragon cult maxxing really is kino. We killed that BBH in like 30 seconds.
>>544318193Yay pizza!
What a game, I only downed 8 times to bugs2 times to Morgott, 2 times to invader ruins and a bunch of other times to god knows whatI am sorry, first game of the day. Complete catastrophe
That ED bugs match sure was something and fuck that Morgott jumpscare. GG anywho.
>>544318247GG I enjoyed getting strike and bolt on the same seal.It's fun but the game will just sometimes say "Go fuck yourself" and drop nothing but fire balls. And not even the good one with the room wide aoe that pancakes everything, the bad one that takes 5 mins to fling and slowly farts through the air.Also I should have checked if you had discus cause I saw a holy scorpion talisman in the loot chest in the castle.....
>>544318285*unzips*
>>544318454his ai went completely haywire after the Duchess Ult I did not expect him to start targetting me when I wasn't marked. Moth also randomly decided to shoot his projectiles backwards when he was looking at someone else
>>544318474Strike and spear*
why are ergies so horny
how do I get an ergite bf
>>544318645Fancy spin and sitting sideways
>>544318645Join their discord and show your penis there. Thats how they used to recruit on a bunch of other boards.
>>544317783are these randos? he's not gonna see this go post it on his steam
>>544318641Gotta get it all out before november
>>544318720who do I need to contact to join the 'cord?
>>544318921You'll get an invite depending on your class and performance in game.
>>544318921DanteV
>>544318479
>>544318921You have to be on one of the boards where they spam the links. DanteV was the guy running that 'cord so he might just give you a link eventually.
>>544318921You have to message yys and tell xer that xe's cute and valid
>>544317873post stake
Is this game worth getting into?Although I really liked elden ring, nightrein didn't really click with me when I tried it and I left for greener pastures. But now I miss you guys too much, so here I am again. Does it start "feeling better" once you know the ropes?
>>544319080Good doll. Keep being an obedient girl
>>544319309<3
>>544319183Don't bother the current game mode we're all doing is a sweat fest and we're all pissed at eachother constantly and passing blame around
>
>>544317783Are these rnandsososm?
>>544319464?Not in my runs.We're all happy and emote at each other at the end too
>>544319464Right now we hate Trish, bjark, dingle, and zorban. I'll let you know when the list changes.
>>544319464>we're all pissed at eachother constantly and passing blame aroundExplain these:>>544319384>>544319309>>544317317>>544317035
>>544319174
>>544319183Yes. The more you play, the better it feels. Instead of being overwhelmed with decisions, you start to know what to do, where to go, what you need for your build. You can quickly sort things out. It's worth it if you can deal with other people pretty well. If people not listening to you bothers you a lot, it might not be something for you because there are many games where people do whatever they want even when it's a terrible idea. You often get stuck between the choice of, should I help them and die with them, or should I do my own thing and take forever doing it because I'm alone.
>>544319751I'm glad my man terr finally got off the list
>>544319963That's terr you're responding to.
>>544319753It's called hatesex
>>544319464>we're all pissed at eachother constantly and passing blame aroundHasn't it been that way ever since all the writefags left or dried out?>>544319938Thanks, I was disturbed by how overwelming this game felt so that's reassuring
>>544318720This doesn’t happen>>544317958>>544318193You wouldn’t know faggot
>>544319828My beloved
>>544319828slutty
>>544317384Don’t post your faggot fujo fantasies please>>544314635Kek>>544313080You’re describing a large portion of the poster base here >>544303359You blew out xhir brown asshole and now xhes crying job well done
>>544320129I hope cupcake would at least try to pretend to hate it when I rape her.
40 minutes in queuedead game
>>544320812Remember when the peak of internet humor was stupid collages like this... Good times.
>>544320812we're busy erping in the voice channel
>>544320514*takes my meds*You don't exist
>>544320959OMG LINK?????
>>544321435You need permission from Yys and Mush to join, sorry!
>>544302575We know trish you also have AGP
>>544322503agp?
>tfw two revs and a faith duchess all get lightning seals against horseman
>>544322631accelerated graphics port, an obsolete expansion card standard
>>544302575We know gremlin you also have AGP
gg normal bugsToo bad we didn't get our revenge on ED, clumsy.
>>544317783>reclutroon melty kino
>>544322863How can gremlin and mellow date if they are both bottoms?
>>544322631Aerosol-Generating Procedure, a medical term for a procedure that creates respiratory aerosol.
Nah das GAWDLIKE Gremlin!
>>544322740>>544323261not funny
I WANT YOUTO QUEUE UP FOR THE VIDEOGAME
below average exejeet
>>544323228They prefer kissing and frotting their girl dicks
>>5443235532/3
>>544323750Hot
>>544323320*dogshit
godlike revenant
>>544323768>>5443235533/3
>>544323892why would you do this
>>544323892tidejeet moment saar
Nah das (unironically) GAWDLIKE Tide!
terrlike tide
>>544323892>>544324167kek
>>544326370I don't get it
>>544324167that was a very Clumsy thing to do
>>544299184I feel like you can never go wrong with something like Cragblade or some roar ash to boost your AR/stamina regen
>>544326475Hydrocefalia is when your head grow big and huge
>>544299184Giant Hunt
>>544299184Lightning slash
What am I supposed to do as Ironeye when I get Night Aspect in depth 3+ and there is zero holy on the map? Guy is an absolute tank and I feel like I do barely any damage, feel all I can do is keep mark up and hope the others are good enough
>>544327330the answer is always night invaders + gaols
>>544327330get that erdtree bow drop.
>>544299184RKR
>>544327330heolstor is one of ironeye's weaker nightlord due to status immunity. having said that, he is still weak to rot so using dormant power thrusting swords and getting antspur can be quite powerful. if you don't have a relic with that you can always play another character.
>>544327475in this particular run we had only 1 invader and we did 4 gaols and i was still tickling him, the best melee I got was an antspur rapier and we only really won because of the rot, what was i gonna do if i didn't get that lol
>>544327330gaols, invaders, edge of order, antspur raper, erdtree bowAnd uhh yeah, learn the moveset of the boss and you're good to go. An upgraded holy bow is like you're casting discus of light without any FP costs.
i didn't find any max hp negation :(Coulda killed that BBK tho, I had a 600 dam RoA GB. Thing would've done 1/5th its hp bar per cast
gg horsie
>>544328183I can fix her
>>544327926Would you prioritize having edge of order on with hidden nightlord? Right now I'm running either frost or poison depending on whether I get Wylders or not, it feels a bit too much of a gamble, I guess I should prioritize thrusting swords because that's always useful, i found that having either antspur or frozen needle makes everything a lot easier
Getting regular Adel is extremely disappointing every time it happens
>>544328124>bbkehh a lil too risky for my tastealso practice ulting on NK and then promptly dying was just too funny
>>544328513yeah, even ED adel feels really easy nowadaysi'm absolutely dogshit against fulghor even though people also say he's easy
>>544328674That was silly yea. I understand not wanting to fight bkk tho, all good.
>>544328513adel in any form is dissapointing, unless day 1 and 2 were a disaster and everyone is level 10 with blue weapons only then it becomes fun
>>544328690Ed Fulghor is easier than regular Fulghor you have no excuse lil nigga
>>544323542This>>544326781My ‘head’ grows big and huge too
>>544328923i can't read his tells man i just caaaan't
>>544328923>*snipes you with his stupid 0.1ms arrow quickshot*get fucked retard
*Watches TerrGAWD deflect the nuke*
>>544328326My hidden lord build for ironeye doesn't have the edge of order, it's a melee build with katana discovery and max HP relics. So I would prio thrusting swords over the guaranteed holy damage in your case
>>544328923why do people keep saying this? ed fulghor IS harder than regular. fucking instant arrow shots, arrow rain instant death, 6 gorillion hit combo that if you dont have any damage negation you just die
Fulghor's ass is so jiggly I need him to sit on my face while his corrupted hand devours my cock
>>544329110you have enough frames to dodge
>>544328923since when, that's insane amounts of capt. 0bars most of the time on both
>>544329302sludge pls go to bed
that's fulGOD for you
>>544329302Arrow is reactable and dodgeable. Rain has a super long start up, easily ran away from. 10 hit combo is 2 rolls to fully dodge.
>>544329429not your boogeyman, retard
>>544319309hot>>544319464>>544320059>>544320129>>544320954>>544320985sad… but still true…
>>544329623the really long combo doesn't even need a roll to dodge. literally just surge sprint behind him and keep running away, as halfway through he'll turn to stab at you
>>544329334I want to be strapped under golden Fulghor, so he's inside me and I'm bouncing around under him while he destroys nightfarers.
>>544329813Isn't there a picture of that
>>544329947Yes. It's super hot. I love game over pics like that.
>>544329334>>544329813
>>544329731My method is just diagonal forward right roll then backwards roll then walk backwards and that dodges the first 9 hits. Then wait for the final hit and dodge forward.
>>544330041Catbox it pls sis
>>544330156I'd bet a blowjob from Pepe is to die for
>>544330914weirdo
>>544330701Me on the bottomhttps://files.catbox.moe/feposy.jpg
>>544331725Whos the 3bar on the top left
Is there really no way of knowing whether a nightlord is gonna be regular or ED? It's gonna fuck up a lot of my augur runs lmao
>>544332414There is no way of knowing.
>>544332414Regular augur is free anyway just always plan for ED
>>544331862I actually never noticed that, I was too busy thinking about being strapped to him. It looks like he crushed starlight shards, so I honestly have no idea. My guess would be Revenant to make it an all girl team being game over'd.
gg horse
>>544333105Wouldn't his cock be always inside you stretching and ruining your insides if you were strapped in like that. Rocking and bouncing around as he gallops wrecking your guts even more.
>>544332414Just assume it's always ED, regular auger is a joke.
>>544333423gg horse9box had no heal spell so red revenant would've raped us
Is there no way to block people in this game?
>>544333430Yes, it's perfect. Feeling him get hard every time he downs one of your teammates...
>>544333878Blocking them on steam will block them in game
>>544333880You're such a slut anon
>>544334173<3
Are thrusting swords straight up the best status applier in this game? Low stamina consumption, great attack speed, decent range, and they still have great status values
>>544334516ummm terrxisters? how do we respond
>>544334362Can I put a ring on you or are you too much of a free spirit?
Speaking of FulGOD, it's crazy to me that he doesn't have a grab. Same with caligo, libra heolstor and augur. They should all have grabs!
I only wanna be grabbed by Miquella
queue up faggots + sisters, D5 1/3
>>544334934No need
>>544335126the fucking moth of all things has one. All 3 of the starting experience nighthlords have one (Gladius, Gnoster, Adel)
>>544335251I've literally never seen anyone get hit by Gladius's grab.
>>544335529unironically I have seen both terr and sludge get hit by it, twice for sludge both on the same day
>There are actually games on erg pass happening at D2LMAODid 3 fextra redditors get matched together?
>>544335997>There are actually games on erg pass happening at D2how do you know?
>>544335997I assume it's people doing solo runs with the group password on
crybaby noob rev queueing right nyow
>>544336578stop crying, only girls cry
>>544336578did you gf dump you?
>>544335997I've gotten 2 insanely awful players that WERE in the thread (not paired together, two separate instances). Pivvvot is also very clearly early depths as well. It happens
>>544337161names?
>>544337276DanteVcc
>>544337276I won't shame them. The second guy was pretty aware of how bad he is and I haven't seen the first guy since I matched with him
i would like a CRUMB of damage negationjust a SMIDGE
>>544337872who's this z guy? never heard of him
gg giga gimmick. He's resistant to magic btw
This game is like if Derek yu and Miyazaki made a game together
>>544337960yea... i mayhaps forgot about that
>>544337960who's resistant to magic?
QUEUE
>>544338540How bout instead of a queue I hit you
>>544338614Try, I'm really fast I'd dodge it
>>544338728I'm gonna hit you on the head and make you cry
>>544337973Derek yu?
gg bugs toastedthat dragonkin soldier got scary for a moment
>>544339006*deeks you*
>>544338540that you Trish?
>>544339185that dragonkin soldier made me play like a pussy for the rest of the match following the instakills from his DS2 shockwave and instant right hand slam
>>544339235That is indeed trishjeet. You can tell by the file name.>>544338614>>544338728>>544338798>>544339220Don't rp here you faggot ass troons. Go back.
>>544339235N-No
>>544339185GG. I didn't dodge one of its attacks because I was invisible and it looked like it was his straight claw rake, but nope, it was a swipe that despite being invisible was perfectly positioned to hit me. Blegh.I was also not expecting all 3 players to be faith casters or I wouldn't have picked Revenant. I gotta admit the respec relics makes trying to get a balanced character spread a complete crapshoot.
>>544339341How do you know?>>544339373Not queuing then. I wanna queue with trish
where's the dlc?
>>544339758Gyatt!
>>544339332we were doing zero damage after our fp ran out so yea it became a slog>>544339385that was my first time playing faith duchess, i'll only use it if we're up against ze bugs. it was still fun tho all 3 of us setting everything on fire
i am queuing
why arent you two niggers just playing duos at this point
>>544329813>>544330701>>544330914>>544331725>>544331862>>544333430>>544333880>>544334173>>544334786Something is wrong with you.
>>544340068Which 2 niggers?
>>544336129hall of victors
>>544338540Cute! That’s the bell she rings when she’s ready for Wyld cock inside her.>>544339979Made for me.
>>544339758cupcake as Duchess and my face as her chair
>>544340257could be showing games from a month ago when depths came out, or maybe passwords dont affect that
>>544340194nothing wrong with a lil hornyposting
Deep of nyaight
>>544339543I just said you can tell by the file name you retarded rape victim.>pretending you play with us
gg normal dogs ironeye and revenant, sorry for trolling at the invader camp
>>544340759I meant how do you know that filename matches with that poster
>>544339758Goddamn that’s hot you just know what they get up to (ignoring your dumb question btw)
>>544340406My good boy gaming chair...
>>544340952This is such an unbelievably retarded thing to ask. I shouldn't even have to explain this to you.>>544340406>>544341464You need to kill yourself right now.
>>544341464Licking her girl hole and getting it ready for bed breaking, neck strangling, gut rearranging, bruises all over her porcelain skin, breeding inseminating impregnation sex later tonight.
>>544337161What do you consider "insanely awful"? Someone who 3 bars halfway into a nightlord fight?
sorry about that horrid ED fulghor, it's on me. i just have a mental block against this guythis is me btw >>544328690
welp gg horse good effort raider, I job to his easiest attacks for some reason reeeeee
>>544341776You should. You must
>>544342304>>544342313We are incredibly disappointed in you
>>544342313>>544342304noobs
>>544342901I'm making dinner
>>544342972Can I have some?
>>544343221Shut the fuck up don't talk
>>544343395Bitch
Sometimes I press roll during an animation and it queues the input and rolls right after recovery and sometimes it doesn't queue it and I don't understand why.
>dodging libraName yourself, pussy.
>>544343725ter
sorry for schizoing about the critand sorry about those invader camps, I shouldnt have thought we could take the lion without either me or raider downing once
ggs augurthat second nuke was cutting it close but i believed in usalso i would've taken those rot pots into the fight if i knew augur could be rotted sorry i just assumed that the weird space alien thing that's immune to everything would be immune to rot
>>544344363>>544344420did you have fun playing with a steam tourist
>>544344484that's not a steam tourist since i know the steam profile but i won't say their name
>>544344484was gonna ask if this was duchess posting but obviously not, is z really a zorbie?>>544344420it has really high resistance and I think it goes to 999 after the first rot proc, luckily the blue heavy thrust sword had sacred blade
Good try caligo, the hidden map fucked us pretty bad
where tf is my dormant power miyazaki
>>544344884I'm sorry I have a really bad habit of alt-tabbing and looking at the thread, I won't do it again!!!
>>544344950No worries! It happens to me too
>>544344950dumb coll(cat doll)needs rape correction
>>544344950this is considered griefing and you will now be blocked accordingly
Fist build with Raider?
>>544345529Really underwhelming, unfortunately. Raider's design gets fucked hard by depths scaling unless you get lucky with stacking damage negation passives.
rain of arrows goes brrrrrrrrt
gg regular bugsI've fought regular bugs a gorillion times at this point but still haven't found ED bugs in depths
>>544346095that was actually insane damage, what the fuck
Woah
>>544346261It helps that I had a fully stacked Marai's and under meat my great bow was at nearly 800 damageBut in general, RoA GB is bonkers good for bugs. One volley without Marai's does anywhere from 1800 to 3000 damage depending on your own passives and how many arrows hit. It can get higher too but it's rare to get that many S tier passives in one run.
>>544346402>loot>only one good weapon shown
loldoor stuck
I need to make a bestial incant build for this cekino
queue up immediately
BLOODY BITCH BASTARD >>544346810i'm in queue rn
I just went down six times as ironeye against non DoN Heolstor causing my teammates to die trying to res me
>>544346883weird cuz im 1/3 and i dont have you blocked
>>5443470581/3 too. I think it's just the game bein' dumb. When a third enters the queue it'll probably immediately go to 3/3
>>544347005N?FTBL.
>>544342179
>>544347176I don't play with the password so there is no need to block me (yet)
Lol what the fuck were those last 2 bosses of that run. Standing anywhere near fallingstar beast or heolstor just got me one-shot. I was hitting for 2k with each r1 but I'd get one off and immediately fucking die. ggs anyway guys.
GG HeolstorDoot doot
game crashedone moment
zdrada our relics are bugged, you need to die to something
for FUCKS sake KILL THE FUCKING SOLDIERS OUT FRONT BEFORE WALKING INTO AN INVADOR FORT
>>544347861Holy based. I kneel
>>544347861best I can do is aggroing the entire POI with my ult then dying
>>544347861Best I can do is be a retarded faggot
>>544347861nah i'm just gonna aggro the banished knight duo first right as the condemned spawns
>Trish, venom, zorbOpen the stream this is about to be glorious
a C tier player is queuing
>>544348464holy shit this is gonna be hilarious
gg cold dogs...
ever since I learned that you can see if it's gonna be ED dogs before you go the door I've been let down every single timesorry for not following to the BBK shi-tsu
>>544349074How can you tell retard
atleast I learned I can treat normal dogs like Adel and do it naked
>>544349229You can see the flames in the arena straight ahead of the door, down in the sea of clouds.Gladius is the only ED that is already spawned in when you teleport to spirit shelter so he can do his pose
>>544348464I went all-in with my channel points on lose the millisecond I saw it
>>544349372bro's got so much aura he doesn't care if you know it's him
>>544348464I'm actually fucking dying, dude has a full Giantsflame build and still haven't found a single seal for it lmao
>>544349067do you hate me? asking for myself
>>544337960>they made the gimmick weapon deal magic weapon against the gimmick boss strongly resistant to magic
>>544350252I could never hate you tidey tide <3
>>544350252you taunted me when I got parried by wylder invaderI will hold this grudge for 10 years
lol sorry for literally letting you die at the start dingle, because of the D/C relics were going to bug. wanted you to die to try and fix em'good run tho
>>544350508tide ran into the rain to buy shards from the merchant for me in a recent runhes a hero
ggs wylder brosI'm on my hands on knees here guysplease kill the shit outside the invader fort before running in, they follow you in, as seen thereplease don't loot while we're still fighting
gg mystery adel, nothing ever happens>>544351005>>544351098those invader pois were a disasta, what the heck happened near the starting camp too?
>>544351005first thing i did was jump off the cliff.sorry for failing to rez you there, spear guy raped my ass
Tricefalos was such a baby
>>544351241>what the heck happened near the starting camp too?when someone DCs on first loading in, everybody's relics bug out. dying fixes it. thus >>544347672easiest way is to just 180 after landing and throw yourself off a cliff.
cool moment
Has anyone told Venomous he's a shit player who's not welcome here?
>>544351467wraiths?
Bzzzz
>>544351489that's literally a steam forum guyblock him
>>544351489I blocked him and trish, if majority of people do the same all they would do is match with each other and grief each other + 1 poor guy who has to deal with this (zorban)
>>544351645That's why I said SOMEONE should tell him. I vote Zorban.
>>544351448my relics were working fine i was more wondering how you guys got downed there>soldiers near the forttbf i've never been attacked by them cuz most of the time we kill the invader fast enough before they even notice, but alright i'll clear them from now on
>>544351313>>544351582WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
>>544351734Can you unblock Trish please?
>>544351742>tbf i've never been attacked by them cuz most of the time we kill the invader fast enough before they even noticeit's insurance in case of downs. like what happened there, if the invader goes a little spicy having the 3 soldiers wander in to rape your ass when you're trying to revive is no good.they also don't aggro if you don't run past them.
>>544351817
>>544350657cute art, who is the artist?
>more revenants are taking the dragon cult maxxing pillHow long until the devs just nerf it since they have proven to actively hate rev players and do nothing but nerf good things?
Trish, the shortstack with sizeable saggers is asking you to unblock her. She will drain you after each run.
>>544352503They'll nerf crystillian+MATK builds and dragon cult builds will be hit in the crossfire. Calling it.
wraff is a shitter?
ggs holsterI CAN'T SEE SHIT
1/3 D5 erg pc 9999I'm so back
>>544350252no you're cool but i'm not into being groomed since i am male.
>>544352903GG Heolster you shredded em', glad i checked your inv and saw you didn't have any dmg negation, I had like 5 lmao.
>>544351582I love my daughter-wives!!
zorb look like that?
Is Venom the next S Terr player?
>>544353170and he do that
>>544352629Please! I'll behave, no more melty
one last game before bed
>>544353531nevermind you guys all went sleepy?
AIEEEEEE TREE SPIRIT SAMA
>>544353531>>544353847zorban and his groupies just died to UTS so they're entering the queue in a second
zorbchads what a save with that executor ultmans a legend
>>544354007>tried to deflect the ground effects from UTShmm nyoo
zorbcucks what a throwmans a hack
>>544353932he doesn't queue erg anymore though
venomousbros, our response?
>>544352204https://x.com/jiazi00143302
I know it was you that pussied out of libra Nine-Box
>>544354404Lowering him from A to B tier for that
>hubCHAD and shitterson are the only ones who don't dodge libra
>>544354373thank you!
>>544354373japs always draw lady-chan so cutesuch a shame the in game model isn't as cutesy
ggs buggos. spears were doing the big damage that run.
what even caused the explosion here
gg bugs toasted>>544355171thanks for the shards sweetie xoxo
>>544355228looks like tide hit the barrel
classic
>>544355485do not webm our mistakes *breaks your neck*
OnlyAfro is getting deportedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URy7TlbRjF8
>>544355558who?
>>544355552there's no mistakes there though
but he's cute
>>544355641there isthe mistake is (You)
>>544355905:(
>>544353025fuck
>>544355636OG Dark Souls youtuber, now Twitch streamer, is getting deported because Trump removed the protected status Venezuelans had in the US because Trump says it's not dangerous there any more.But he can't just get on a flight and leave, because the US doesn't do any flights to Venezuela because it's too dangerous. So he's just completely fucked.
>>544355558I feel so sorry for him. That's horrible. He said it was happening to 600,000 other people too, that's insane.
>>544355558>>544356025BASED BASED BASEDI FUCKING LOVE MY PRESIDENT
>>544356025
>>544356183it's closer to 350,000 but it's still a lot>>544356340>>544356408but he's a cool guy
>>544356183>>544356025Good, get rid of them, they shouldn't have been here in the first place, they are not entitled to queuejump the legal immigration process so they can suck up our tax dollars.
gg bugs free points
>>544356447>but he's a cool guy
>pinged for every sorcery boost and charge attack damage boost or negation boostYou guys do know that:Sorcery boosts do nothing for incantationsCharged incantations are not an attack therefore charge attack boosts, like axe talisman, do nothingRight?
These are both kind of nice desu
>>544356447onlyafro trooned out or at least became a weird fag crossdresser so I would say this is rightfully deserved
>>544356542>>544356657evil
>>544356672he just did femboy stuff for streami would respect him more if he seriously transitioned
>Evasions cause reduced negationBro ain't nobody picking that trash up, stop pinging it
>>544356908stop panic rolling
>>544356710>>544356447ALL BROWNS AND TROONS ARE GETTING DEPORTED BACK TO THEIR COUNTRY AND THERE'S NOT A DAMN THING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>544355558well no shit he came here on a student visa / asylum when DS1 was new so no real surprise he's supposed to go back?t. euro
>>544356984I don't give a fuck about that, I only care about OnlyAfro
>>544356975Nothing to do with panic rolling. 99% of the time you get hit its when you mistime a roll dodge. That shit is untakeable.
>>544356658I wanted other wylder to take it as his only shit was successive blue and all he was doing was jumping w Cragblade / using Mogh's so I envisioned him getting curbstomped by ED Faurtis, it wasn't for you I know you were playing full spellbuff
>>544355558>>544356025oh shit real? this is cause for celebration I think I'll order some pizza tonight
>>544356984bruh literally all of them are coming back the instant Trump is gone>troonsnothing to do with immigration
>>544357187Yeah something wasn't right with that one. Was it him who kept dropping and pinging the peg leg weapon?
>>544357364I kept dropping it for him to pick up but he never took the hint
>>544356710>evil
zorban tried to protect them from the fascist chud boss
>>544357207>>544356984My man! This is literally what we voted for!
>>544357426Ah
>>544356658I only pinged incantslop and one full hp attack power>>544357187It was a successive purple. I don't take the reduced negation for rolling stuff. Plus the dragon cragblade jumps are good and proc the successive negation.
>>544357364>Yeah something wasn't right with that oneThe special jump attacks from the Dragon Cragblade are really good, of course I'm going to abuse them. Plus I switched to Radahn Bow/Mohg Spear for bugs anyway.
>3 bars to base libraz-zorbsisters...
>>544357553>I only pinged incantslopSomeone pinged this when it dropped....>>544357927I was about to pop a blood vessel when I saw you guys ignoring it at first after I dropped it. Reminded me way too much of a prior run where a raider ignored everything I dropped for him, from full hp negation boosting items to radahn's greatswords.
gg libra balls hitless
>>544358232GG librosi went in hoping for ED libra but i didn't get a single purple bow drop except for the one you dropped which had rot buildup, thank god it was normal libra
>>544357339>xhe thinks they'll ever be allowed back intrannies will follow suit btw>>544357147>caring about some faggot eceleb who made one unfunny videoyou need to go back.
>>544358232>>544358408GG Libra
>>544358232>zorb 3-barred in the backgroundlike pottery
>>544336578poor grem
anti-dingle technology
>>544359167how do I get my hands on this technology you speak of?
>>544359167>>544359214It is called the steam profiles block buttone
Is Venomous an actual tourist who happened to stumble onto the pass or did he ever post something here?
>>544359437yes nigga hes a steam forum tourist
>>544359560Lmao I thought it was just speculation. Someone should add him and tell him he's playing with 4chan chuds, I wonder what he'd say.
ggs holsteri like how you can survive his hits with just some crab meatalso did not know the last hit of his usual combo has a tiny hit before the catch hit that's wild
>>544359560this nigga is literally the only person on the pass that got me d4 games with 8k points
>>544360073You need at least two people below D5 in the same match to get a match below D5, so the other person you matched with alongside Venomous must also be below D5.
>>544360037nevermind it was just the usual catch it comes out earlier than i thought
>>544359720i'll do it tomorrow im gonna sleep now, will update you guys later
>>544353471milk please
>>544360440Based, I'll wait for it
>>544360352it definitely hit twice, the first one did a tiny bit of damage because you had a bubble and the 2nd one killed you
>trishjeet managed to turn his reputation around just by spamming shitty porn imagesAwful. You lot are hopeless.
>>544360832Leave him alone.
>>544360832it's like the toxic ex that still lets you fuck so you pretend to like her
>>544360832I still have that tranny blocked idgaf about coomer images literally anyone can copy and repost>>544360962obese troon running defense for his fellow mentally ill nu-males
>>544360832porn addiction runs through this general like a diseaseas long as you fuel their porn addiction you can get away with anything. fucking hate newfags so goddamn much
>>544355558Poor dude, he wasn't doing harm to anyone.but what can you do.
>>544360832She's acting really cutesy too. Desperate to play with all of you, begging to be unblocked, playing girls, stutter typing. She could be your erg gf if you're nice to her.
>>544360832Never had them blocked and the recent games I've done with them they're playing good.
Some spaghetti deaths to moth magic bullets but what can you do. GG bugs.
So that's what he average Revenant looks like
KEK
>>544361240Not be brown and immigrate properly?
>>544361880We have another erg streamer?
>>544361285I'm not desperate enough to feel the need to hit on fat indian men that googled a couple of pictures and put them on 4chan
>>544361285i thought all of the need erg gf posts are ironic posting?surely we aren't lonely enough to consider looking for love in this place r-right?
>>544362074That's what I look like in real life. Fucking asshole
>>544362074ayoo i found a slowpoke guys
queueing
>>544362241Who is that guy and why is he playing with ergs names?
has anyone ever found phantom charge on daggers or fists? i feel like that cant be rolled on small weapons
>>544362362brotha where have you been lately?in case youre serious and not trolling thats zorban and hes been streaming for a while
>>544362143I think a lot of boys here are desperate for any kind of female energy, even if it's fake or just a picture.
>>544362610I'm so lonely and horny bros
ggs ED adeltoday i learned he is very bleed resistant
>>544362736forgo pic
>>544362610fair enough, i always (and still kinda) think it's just shitposting during dead hours to bump up the thread. good luck then?
>>544362448it can on daggers and it is very good
>>544362907why is bryn punished now?
Whats up cucks?
fat female tits
stop giving me adel i hate adel please
>>544363169i got em
>>544362610Can confirm, which is why I've found myself flirting more with troons than I thought I would.
zorbros what's happening
>>544363209really? are you trish?
>get negation>have a fun match>don't get negation>don't have a fun matchit's as simple as that
>>544363442trish got fat female tits tho
>>544363442trishjeet is currently jawbing on the zorbstream
>>544363563Some bosses aren't too tough to no-hit, like bugs or adel. It's fun to go all damage sometimes.
Shifty should be promoted to SSS+++ after those 2 games
>>544363232tranny chasing is 4chan erg culturemember trannison and noktily?
>>544363232Well, I must say I appreciate it very much
>>544363728>3bars to mausoleum knight
>>544363728Shify is already Sissy Succ tier
>>544363908Ni**a I've 3 barred to a red bat
>>544363768Did you finish?
>>544364092Yes <3 I hope you did too
which /erg/s are confirmed trans
>>544364239I've been finishing to you every day
>>544355558Isn't he getting invaded (lolol dark souls reference) right now? Maduro is gonna give him a 60yo rifle and tell him go gettem champ. Isn't there some neighboring country that will take him?Also, he's actually heterosexual?
>>544364485shifty trishterrmellowyys (deceased)
>>544356984The party of Kash Patel and Vance's wife btw
>>544364546hes comphetit's obvious he wants to be a girl, but for whatever reason, didnt consider transition an option
LMAOOOOOOOOOO ZORBBROS WHAT HAPPENED
>>544356542>>544356340>>544357478>>544356984Trump is a pedophile thoughever
>>544362583oh I didn't know zorb started using facecam
>>544364915fucking lmao, didn't even realize the zone had closed
>>544364934Good. Pedos > Trans / Browns
>>544364915They got too greedy with Night Invaders
>>544365015Did you really type this out and think to yourself "i really should post this"
>>544364934proof brown troon?>>544364537lol loser
>>544364537Aww, you're so cute. s5jjl1.jpg
>>544365392Mommy milkies...
>>544365174https://www.politico.com/f/?id=00000158-26b6-dda3-afd8-b6fe46f40000There you go, it takes a certain kind of ostrich at this point but I'll humor you
>>544365630trumpbros this cant be real
my favorite meme is how 3 times in a row the game ate my input so i my character didn't roll, dash, or even just fucking surge sprint out of a sigilwhat the fuck. i was spamming that shit each time and nothingat least d5 edlibra is dead good job hit
GG libraWas anyone experiencing fuckery with the hotboxes on his attacks? I would get hit by his circle aoes at times despite being out of them on my end, and getting nuked by the arena divider because "lol you aren't touching it but you still die anyway because you're within 12 feet of the aoe"
GG ED Libra, I'm surprised I didn't go down honestly. We got through it A-Okay tho, GJ team!
>>544365764I've noticed the game will just flat out ignore your inputs at times, when it's not deciding to kill you with bullshit hitboxes. Also they really need to nerf the damage you take from madness from him. Unless you have like 1400 hp it's just straight up a 1 hit kill through full hp negation.
GGs Adel. Poor lad didn't know what was comin.
ggs regular adel
>>544365764>>544365823I don't have my inputs eaten like ever, but that might be bc I'm on keyboard instead of controller.Also thanks buddy, couldn't have done it without you.
>>544365392Finished again thank you, I was not expecting that
>>544366338Good boy <3
>watch zorban stream where I was in the run>it's the run where I got fuckall boosts and didn't get a good seal until day 2>zorban's bird got all the fucking incantation boosts in loot
is my wife trish queing?
>>544366746She's playing with her boyfriend Zorban.
>>544366804my other wife shifty too
i'm sorry guys, fighting heolstor with a slow melee weapon is aids cancer rape on a stick. I thought it was gonna be caligo...
GG Heolster.These were fucking insane. Fire Attack CR2 just causes a fat explosion and the 2H CR2 caused two. Not to mention extremely spammable 1H CR2's. Also>That Gravity Stone Fan staggerlmfao
Why does Zorban look and sounds depressed
>>544367352First time seeing a scottish person?
>>544367273>>544367348ggs I was so sure it was going to be Adel. All my status effects useless.
>>544367457Yeah, only other scot I know is demoman.
>>544367273How come you didn't just switch to the Halo Scythe? Not that I find the scythe moveset that much better but it's something>>544367485Yeah I was contemplating dropping you the black bow but I decided to be greedy with the survivability. It doesn't look like the AR was much different anyway
Any must have recluse relic effects?
>>544367775everdark, invader, max hp on ult, bleed on ult.
>>544367685>How come you didn't just switch to the Halo Scythe? Not that I find the scythe moveset that much better but it's somethingI picked it up for the passive then completely forgot I even had it, that's why
I think that anon who said bosses are based on server time is on to something. When Zorban was getting a bunch of bugs in a row earlier so was I.
>>544368221I KNOW I AM ONTO SOMETHING THE SERVER TIMES, THE DAYS, THE HOURS, IT ALL MATTERS. Many times I've seen ERG say GG of different groups all fighting same boss.
Apologize to sissy succ
>>544368452seeds are realI've also had times where we repeatedly left at CSS and requeued only to get the same boss
nice augur, spawning your stupid waves literally right on top of me
Im sorryyyyy
>>544367775>Succ BWC on ult>pull everything in the camp on ultBe sure to be 3bar maxxed
>>544368520They are but we can also figure out the timing of them. I think one of these days I'll just keep queing and alt-f4ing on character select screen solo for entire month gathering data.
>>544368538Back to the sissy cage with you
>>544368720Hissss
>>544368538i forgive you for your bad performance my wife
Oh my god I dropped to 4 with that last loss I deserve it... anon carry me pls..
>>544368929*Grabs your ass*
>>544369120I'll be on later if you need carrying back to d5
>>544368545This is what happened btw>>544367510That doesn’t count and Zorb isn’t actually Scottish pretty sure no clue where that’s coming from.
>>544369120Sure, lmk when you're queueing cutie
>>544369175>no clue where that’s coming fromThe accent didn't tip you off? It's not very thick, but it's there.
>Mark now stops you in place when you hit something, and can only hit 1 targetthere I just fixed ironeye
>>544363736No faggot back in containment>>544363232That makes you gay dude>>544361240Good bait
>>544369314why would you want your teammates to be nerfed? KEK
>>544369175>That doesn’t count
>>544367352Where do you think we are?>>544369175Yes he is.
>>544350657>>544352204>>544352905>>544353072>>544353471>>544354373>>544354751>>544354840Kino pairing
ggs ED libramagic really does no damage to the main libra body but it shreds condemnedrancor is so efficient too
GGs GigaGoat. Finally had a chance to use the Golden Order Greatsword for his ED fight. Fun stuff.
>>544369175>Zorb isn’t actually ScottishI am. Accent is just faded due to spending all my time as a teenager online talking to foreigners
>>544369635>Ardbert
>>544369113>>544369173>>544369137>>544369234Yaaayy thanks anon, I'll get a snack and q again! you're so cool!
>>544356340>>544356408>>544356542>>544356657>>544356672>>544356984>>544357207>>544357478>>544357028>>544358540You struck some nerves, big time, but rest assured your posts still remain true and righteous.
>>544369767Np cutie, lmk when you're back
>>544369348If they're girly enough to trick my brain, then it's not gay
>>544353025most females don’t like that either unless you’re attractive
>>544369873>ugly groid reaction image Go back.
>>544369973Yus. Am gonna queue in one minute big bro. Come come.
>>544370260Gotcha, queueing soon
>>544360832True.>>544361021No one here including you can relate to that analogy stop the cope.
>Failed to load inGod damn this game
>>544353025>courting adults >groomingRetarded zoom zoom
>>544364546>>544364706hopefully he gets caught in the crossfire and quietly go always>>544369873you struck a nerve but unfortunately for xhem i must agree
>>544368929>>544369767hot don’t make posts like this again it makes me feel weird
I SAY SISSY YOU SAY SUCCSISSY
are there any cisgirls in erg
Gonna play DNA
>>544371629There used to be a few, but they aren’t around right now
>>544371629terr
ED libra is the boss I have the most fun fighting and I wish I could fight him more.
>>544372373too bad.>alt-f4s on character select
>>544372373dogshit taste
GGs Buggos.
GG Bugs! >>544370260No clue if you were in my game or not lol
>Zorjeet losing viewers Rope soon you fat fuck get off the password
>>544373291Not really he got around 40 something today. He had one day where he hit 80, but that was a random surge. He’s been pretty consistent with 30-40.
>>544373291>zorjeetbut hes visibly white
>>544373291>>544373413Holy based and true>>544371629There used to be
>>544373392>30-40Hey that's pretty good for a short amount of time isn't it?I don't watch but I doubt all his viewers are erg
how do you do night invaders solo? ironeye and recluse shred my ass every time
1/3
>>544375124Coming...
I'm not making a new thread for you guys. Too many of you are accepting that schizo trish back in with open arms so you can all burn in hell for all I care.Fucking retarded pornsick rape victims.
>>544377460i like to believe there are more of us who has him blocked anon, those are probably the vocal minority.
ggs pony
I could've just played Wylder, I don't know why I try this character once every few weeks.
just got right, not sure if i should swap left for it
>>544377997Left if team has Ironeye, Right if you want to gamba getting gravity spells.
>>544377460You’re doing the right thing. Actions speak louder.
>>544378065i'll try out right for a game but the debuff is slightly more annoying and the only gravity spell that'd benefit would be gravity well which is kinda mid - if i get collapsing stars then i'm winning anyway so it doesn't feel relevant and the rock throwing one is mixed damageon the other hand less people are playing ironeye lately
>>544377460he's literally responding to himself you can tell
>>544378327Doubt. He's a brown ESL who can barely speak english.
queue up dangit
whos waiting in the q
>>544378806>>544378898i just woke ip give me a minute also someone needs to make a new thread
No new thread, we're joining dsjee in the grave
I'll queueu in like 35
